怎么回事? What is it?
很抱歉不得不报告…前舱口有四个偷渡者。 Sorry to have to report... there are four stowaways in the forward hatch.
偷渡者吗?你怎么知道有四个人? Stowaways? How do you know there are four of them?
他们在唱Sweet Adeline。 They were singing Sweet Adeline.
把他们弄出来，听到了吗? Get them out of there, you hear?
但是我们找不到他们。 But we can't find them.
而且，他们一直在写侮辱性的纸条。 And besides, they've been writing insulting notes.
所以我是只老山羊，对吧?听我的。 So, I'm an old goat, am I? Listen to me.
如果你要把整个舱门都清出来，一定要找到他们! Find them if you have to clear out that whole hatch!
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
队长，我们什么时候到? Captain, when do we get in?
星期三。 Wednesday.
请原谅。星期三。 I beg your pardon. Wednesday.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
在我所有的梦里。 In all my dreams.
你美丽的脸上洋溢着喜悦。 Your fair face beams.
“所有”。你是我心中的偶像。 "ALL". You're the idol of my heart.
甜蜜的艾德琳。 Sweet Adeline.
我的艾德琳。 My Adeline.
这是唯一的旅行方式，孩子们。唯一的方法。 This is the only way to travel, boys. The only way.
我本打算带妻子和孩子来的…但是杂货商没有多余的桶了。 I was gonna bring the wife and kiddies... but the grocer couldn't spare another barrel.
我本来想带我爷爷来的，但他的胡子没地方放了。 I was gonna bring my grandfather, but there's no room for his beard.
为什么不叫老猪来，让他的胡子以后再来呢? Why not send for the old swine, let his beard come later?
我派人去找他的胡子。你做了吗? I sent for his beard. You did?
是用“发信”寄来的。 It's coming by "hair" mail.
伙计们，我好像听到有人。 Fellas, I think I hear someone.
如果是队长，我要和他说几句话。 If it's the captain, I'm gonna have a few words with him.
我的热水已经冷了三天了，连转身的空间都没有。 My hot water's been cold for three days and I haven't got room to swing a cat.
事实上，我甚至没有养猫。 In fact, I haven't even got a cat.
我的祖父会摇猫。他可以吗? My grandfather can swing a cat. He can?
这对他来说是个好工作。 That'd make a good job for him.
来吧,男人。 Come on, men.
某人的到来。 Someone's coming.
来吧,男人。赶快。 Come on, men. Snap it up.
听着,伙计们。 Listen, fellas.
我们得找到那些偷渡者。 We've got to find those stowaways.
到时候，我们会把他们铐起来。 And when we do, we'll put them in irons.
是,是,先生。 Aye, aye, sir.
看看那些箱子后面。 Take a look in behind those cases.
伙计们，看看那些箱子后面。 You fellows, look behind those boxes.
别管那些桶了。 Never mind the barrels.
是,是,先生。 Aye, aye, sir.
那是什么? What's that?
我只是说"是，是，长官。" I just said "aye, aye, sir."
没关系。找到这些人。 Never mind that. Find those men.
是,是,先生。 Aye, aye, sir.
他们不在这里，长官。 They're not here, sir.
哦，是的，他们是。 Oh, yes, they are.
把这些东西都吊到甲板上。 Hoist all this stuff up on deck.
把这些木桶搬开。 And get these barrels out of the way.
很好,先生。 Very well, sir.
再低一点。 Lower away up there.
快拿吊索。 Hurry up with that sling.
你永远不会发现他们站在旁边。是的,先生。 You'll never find them standing around. Yes, sir.
你看看那些包的后面。你看看那些盒子。 You look in back of those bales. You look in those boxes.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
好吧,男孩。 All right, boys.
在上面快一点! Make it snappy up there!
嘿! Hey!
他们在那! There they are!
快点。 Hurry.
伙计们，到船尾去，伙计们，看看救生艇后面。 You fellas, go aft. You fellas, take a look in behind those lifeboats.
船长，跟我们说说偷渡者的事。 Captain, tell us about the stowaways.
我很快就会把他们关进禁闭室。 I'll have them in the brig before long.
这是非常浪漫的。我想见见偷渡者。 That's terribly romantic. I'd love to meet a stowaway.
嘿,你。 Hey, you.
这些是你的手套吗?我在你的后备箱里找到的。 Are these your gloves? I found them in your trunk.
回你们的房间去。我马上下来。你是谁? Go to your rooms. I'll be down shortly. Who are you?
你是地板巡视员吗?我要投诉。 Are you the floorwalker? I want to register a complaint.
有什么事吗?足够的问题。 What's the matter? Matter enough.
你知道谁凌晨三点偷偷溜进了我的房间吗? You know who sneaked into my stateroom at 3:00 a.m.?
这是谁干的?没有人，这就是我的抱怨。 Who did that? Nobody, and that's my complaint.
我是年轻的。我想要快乐，笑声，哈哈。 I'm young. I want gaiety, laughter, ha-cha-cha.
我想跳舞。 I wanna dance.
我想跳舞跳到牛回家为止。 I wanna dance till the cows come home.
你这是什么意思? Just what do you mean by this?
我不喜欢你管理这艘船的方式。 I don't like the way you're running this boat.
坐到后座上，让你妻子开车。 Get in the backseat and let your wife drive.
我已经当了22年的船长了。 I've been captain of this ship for 22 years.
22年? Twenty-two years?
如果你是个男人，你就会自己做生意。 If you were a man, you'd go in business for yourself.
我认识一个人，去年开始用独木舟。 I know a fellow, started last year with a canoe.
如果你喜欢的话，他的女人多得你都甩不掉。 He has more women than you can shake a stick at, if you enjoy that.
再说一个字，我就把你铐起来。 One more word, and I'll throw you in irons.
你不能用熨斗。这是一个混合镜头。 You can't do it with irons. It's a mashie shot.
如果风对你不利，那就是一记重击。如果风不是，那就是我。 It's a mashie shot if the wind is against you. If the wind isn't, I am.
下面那些桶呢? How about those barrels down below?
我不会放一头猪进去的。 I wouldn't put a pig in there.
看这里,你……就算你跪下来也不行。 See here, you... Not even if you got down on your knees.
这是你的手套。你会接受的，不是吗? And here's your gloves. You would take them, wouldn't you?
离我办公室远点。 And keep away from my office.
喂，你看这儿! Now, see here, you!
你怎么敢侵犯船长房间的神圣? How dare you invade the sanctity of the captain's quarters?
我以为你是船长。我饿了。 Ithoughtyou was the captain. I'm hungry.
我去找点吃的。 I'm gonna find something to eat.
我会处理的。你好。 I'll take care of that. Hello.
把船长的午餐送上来。 Send up the captain's lunch.
两个。 Two.
把他的晚餐也送上来。我是谁? Send up his dinner, too. Who am I?
我是队长。你想选边站吗? I'm the captain. You want to choose up sides?
轮机员，你能告诉他们不要摇晃船吗? Engineer, will you tell them to stop the boat from rocking?
我要去吃午饭了。 I'm gonna have lunch.
你怎么了? What's the matter with you?
我是怎么了?我饿了。 What's the matter with me? I'm hungry.
我三天没吃东西了。 I didn't eat in three days.
三天? Three days?
我们才上船两天。 We've only been on the boat two days.
我昨天没吃，今天没吃，明天也不吃。一共是三天。 I didn't eat yesterday... I didn't eat today, and I won't eat tomorrow. That makes three days.
你的业务状态。我得发抖了。 State your business. I've got to shiver my timbers.
我没生意可做。我走上来看看船长的驾驶室。 I got no business. I come up to see the captain's bridge.
船长的桥吗?我很抱歉。他吃饭时总是把它放在玻璃杯里。 Captain's bridge? I'm sorry. He always keeps it in a glass... while he's eating.
你想看看他睡在哪里吗? Would you like to see where he sleeps?
我看到了这一点。这是一派胡言。 I saw that. That's the bunk.
你在白费口舌，这也不是什么大损失。 You're wasting your breath, and that's no great loss.
你是个好水手。 A fine sailor you are.
我当然是个好水手。你知道吗，我全家都是水手? You bet I'm a fine sailor. You know, my whole family was sailors?
我父亲是哥伦布的合伙人。你觉得怎么样? My father was partners with Columbus. What do you think of that?
你父亲和哥伦布是搭档?你的赌注。 Your father and Columbus were partners? You bet.
哥伦布已经去世400年了。 Columbus has been dead 400 years.
他们告诉我是我父亲。 They told me it was my father.
跳上去，我给你看一些你不知道的历史。 Hop up there, and I'll show you a few things you don't know about history.
现在看。哥伦布。 Now look. There's Columbus.
哥伦布的圆。 That's Columbus Circle.
你能不能从捕蝇纸上站起来给苍蝇一个机会? Would you mind getting up off that flypaper and giving the flies a chance?
你疯了。苍蝇不能读报纸。 You're crazy. Flies can't read papers.
哥伦布从西班牙航行到印度寻找捷径。 Now, Columbus sailed from Spain to India looking for a shortcut.
你是说草莓捷径。 You mean strawberry shortcut.
我不知道。 I don't know.
当我醒来时，有个护士在照顾我。 When I woke up, there was the nurse taking care of me.
有什么事吗?护士不能照顾好自己吗? What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?
当然可以，但我发现得太晚了。足够的。 You bet she could, but I found it out too late. Enough of this.
让我们回到哥伦布。 Let's get back to Columbus.
我还是回去找护士吧。 I'd rather get back to the nurse.
我也会如此。 So would I.
但是哥伦布在他的船上航行。 But Columbus was sailing along on his vessel.
在他的什么? On his what?
不是关于他的什么。在他的船。 Not on his what. On his vessel.
你不知道什么是“容器”吗?确定。我可以船。 Don't you know what "vessel" is? Sure. I can vessel.
你觉得我能收回对你的介绍吗? Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
一天晚上，哥伦布的水手们发动了一场叛乱。 Now, one night Columbus' sailors started a mutiny.
晚上不准造反。它们在下午。 No mutinies at night. They're in the afternoon.
你知道，星期三和星期六都有叛乱。 You know, mutinies Wednesdays and Saturdays.
我的论点。限制移民。 There's my argument. Restrict immigration.
好吧。 All right.
真是厚颜无耻! Of all the colossal impudence!
你为什么不站起来呢?你没看见他没有椅子吗? Why don't you stand up? Can't you see he has no chair?
为什么,你……你最好保持安静。 Why, you... You better keep quiet.
我们是这家公司的两个大股东。 We're a couple of big stockholders in this company.
股东? Stockholders?
在我看来，你们就像一对偷渡者。 You look like a couple of stowaways to me.
别忘了，昔日的股东是今天的偷渡者。 Don't forget that the stockholder of yesteryear is the stowaway of today.
你和他们长得一模一样 Well, you look exactly like them.
它们长什么样? What do they look like?
其中一个留着黑胡子。 One of them goes around with a black moustache.
我也是，如果让我选，我会选个金发美女。 So do I. If I had my choice, I'd go around with a little blonde.
我说过一个留着黑胡子的人。 I said one goes around with a black moustache.
你不能指望胡子能自己长出来。 You couldn't expect a moustache to go around by itself.
你不觉得留胡子会寂寞吗，上尉? Don't you think a moustache ever gets lonely, Captain?
当然，这很孤独。 Sure, it gets lonely.
等我祖父的胡子来了，我希望它能和你的胡子会合。 When my grandfather's beard gets here, I'd like it to meet your moustache.
我会仔细考虑的。我会和我的胡子好好谈谈的。 I'll think it over. I'll talk it over with my moustache.
你爷爷的胡子有钱吗? Has your grandfather's beard got any money?
钱吗?咦，那是一笔财富的功劳。 Money? Why, it fell hair to a fortune.
现在,听! Now, listen!
不管有没有股东，都给我滚出去! Stockholders or no stockholders, you clear out of here!
那房间里有人。 There's someone in that room.
衣柜里有个人，我觉得是你，上尉。 There's somebody in that closet, and I think it's you, Captain.
现在，我们可以安静地吃饭了。 Now, we can eat in peace.
好吧。这是给你的。 All right. Here's a piece for you.
一个婴儿。 That a baby.
对不起,队长。 Beg pardon, Captain.
你怎么敢在我吃饭的时候进入船长的房间。 How dare you enter the captain's quarters... while I'm eating.
对不起,先生。 Sorry, sir.
现在我抓住你了! Now I've got you!
别忘了黄油。 Don't forget the butter.
你知道，这附近有一些非常漂亮的乡村。 You know, there's some mighty pretty country around here.
我已经。。。请再说一遍。 I've... I beg your pardon.
原谅我。这是你的吗? Pardon me. Is this yours?
为什么,没有。 Why, no.
你确定吗? You sure?
我是积极的。 I'm positive.
这是你的吗? Is this yours?
是的,它是。 Yes, it is.
就像我说的，这附近有一些非常美丽的乡村。 As I was saying, there's some mighty beautiful country around here.
这些树很可爱。 The trees are lovely.
当然是。我爱他们。 You bet they are. I love them.
让开! Get out of my way!
吉布森。快出来。 Gibson. Come out of there.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
我要报告我发现了…吉布森，你又喝酒了…你知道我的命令是什么。 I want to report I found a... Gibson, you've been drinking again... and you know what my orders were.
但那些偷渡者，我刚抓到一个。 But those stowaways, I just caught one of them in there.
偷渡者,嗯? Stowaway, huh?
是的。他就在这里。 Yes. There he is.
的帮助!当心!你让我窒息! Help! Look out! You're choking me!
Ithoughtso。回你的房间去。 Ithoughtso. Go to your quarters.
这是一个现在。 That's one now.
这是一个假。跟我来。 That's a dummy. Come with me.
第一个官。 First officer.
我告诉你，就是他。 I'm telling you, that's him.
这已经足够了。回你的房间去。 This has gone far enough. Get up to your quarters.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
安静。 Quiet.
我想你是对的。 I think you're right.
我知道你是对的。 I know you're right.
午饭前你想吃点什么? Would you like anything before lunch?
是的,早餐。 Yes, breakfast.
没人在这里吃饭。 Nobody eats in here.
我做的事。 I do.
芥末没有烤牛肉就不好吃。 Mustard's no good without roast beef.
你要把指甲修长吗? Do you want your nails trimmed long?
大约一个半小时。我无事可做。 About an hour and a half. I got nothing to do.
你是个漂亮的女孩，没错。 You're a nice-looking gal, all right.
你明白了。 You got it.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你可以留着它。 And you can keep it.
那是个好女孩吗? That's a nice gal?
有人要来了。 Somebody's coming.
来吧,男孩。 Come on, boys.
你接下来,帽子。 You're next, Cap.
我在找几个马克杯。 I'm looking for a couple of mugs.
不，你们去看B甲板。是,是,先生。 No, you boys look on B Deck. Aye, aye, sir.
修面怎么样? How about a shave?
确定。给我看一下。 Sure. Give me a once-over.
浏览一遍,伙伴。 Once-over, partner.
不,一个刮胡子。 No, a shave.
在脸上。好吧。 On the face. All right.
完事后叫醒我。 Wake me up when you get through.
我们会照顾你的，好吗。 We'll take care of you, all right.
我们最后取扁桃体。我想我们应该先从胡子开始。 We take the tonsils last. I think we work on the moustache first.
给他打探一下。 Give him a little snoop.
这一面太长了。让他看看这边。 This side's too long. Give him a little snoop this side.
这一面太短了。 Now this side is too short.
它太短了。另一边太长了。窥探他。 It's too short. The other side is too long. Snoop him up.
现在好多了，但是原来太短的那一边现在又太长了，原来太长的那一边又太短了。 That's better, but the side that was too short now is too long... and the side that was too long is too short.
我觉得你应该再给他一次机会。 I think you got to give him one more snoop.
我想我们最好衡量一下。 I think we better measure.
大概多了一英尺。 It's about a foot too much.
不行，这个尺寸太大了。 No, the measure's a foot too much.
现在看起来好多了。 Now it looks much better.
我想它还能撑得住。 It can stand one more snoopin the middle, I think.
在中间，一个窥探。 In the middle, one snoop.
这很好。这是很好的。 That's fine. That's very good.
我觉得这里有点粗糙。我修复。 I think it's a little bit rough right here. I fix that.
我再也不上这艘船了。这食物不好。 You know, I'm never going on this boat again. The food is no good.
当然，我还没有吃，但即使我不吃，我也喜欢好吃的食物。 Of course, I no eat yet, but even if I don't eat, I like the food good.
一个爱管闲事的人。 One more snoop.
这是漂亮吗?这就是所谓的艺术作品。 That's beautiful? That's what you call a work of art.
我觉得你对他的窥探太多了。 Hey, you know, I think you give him one snoop too much.
我想让你知道，我受够了你的不在场证明。 And I want you to know, I'm fed up on your alibis.
不要着急。 Take it easy.
你太激动了。 You're getting all excited.
你这是要去哪里? Now where do you think you're going?
不要紧。这是我的生意。 Never mind. I'm running this racket.
就像我说的，待在这儿，别让人看见。 Just stay here and keep out of sight like I told you.
不,你没有。听我说，阿尔基·布里格斯先生。 No you don't. Now, listen to me, Mr. Alky Briggs.
你不能就这样把我关起来。 You can't keep me cooped up like this.
我在这艘船上当副手已经够久了。 I've played second fiddle on this ship long enough.
现在你听。我不追求任何女人。 Now you listen. I'm not after any dames.
我在找乔·希尔顿，我告诉你，他不能坐这艘船离开我。 I'm after Joe Helton, I tell you, and he can't get away from me on this boat.
他必须同意我的团伙，否则他就会收到这个。 He's got to put his okay on my gang, or he's gonna get this.
嘿，你是谁? Hey, who are you?
我是裁缝。 I'm the tailor.
这倒提醒了我。我的裤子在哪里? That reminds me. Where are my pants?
你已经穿上了。 You've got them on.
不好意思，我要进衣柜了。 Pardon me while I step into the closet.
听听这个，如果你凌晨3点再来…别打扰我。告诉裁缝吧。 And get a load of this, if you come in again at 3:00 a. m... Stop bothering me. Tell it to the tailor.
酒鬼! Alky!
你在里面做什么? What are you doing in there?
什么都没有。进来吧。 Nothing. Come on in.
你不能一直呆在那个衣柜里。 You can't stay in that closet.
不能，我能吗 ? Can't, can I?
这是他们对伟大的发明家托马斯·爱迪生说的话……托马斯·林德伯格，伟大的飞人，托马斯·舍夫斯基，伟大的玫瑰。 That's what they said to Thomas Edison, mighty inventor... Thomas Lindbergh, mighty flyer, and Thomas Shefsky, mighty like a rose.
只要记住，如果没有壁橱，就不会有钩子，如果没有钩子，就不会有鱼，这对我很合适。 Just remember that if there weren't any closets, there wouldn't be any hooks... and if there weren't any hooks, there'd be no fish, and that would suit me fine.
不要试图隐藏。我知道你在那个壁橱里。 Don't try to hide. I know you're in that closet.
你看到我进衣柜了吗? Did you see me go in the closet?
不。 No.
我现在在壁橱里吗? Am I in the closet now?
不。 No.
那你怎么知道我在壁橱里?法官大人，我的案子到此为止。 Then how do you know I was in the closet? Your Honor, I rest my case.
过来，棕色眼睛。 Come here, brown eyes.
你休想把我从床上弄下来。 You're not gonna get me off this bed.
我不知道你是律师。 I didn't know you were a lawyer.
作为律师，你太害羞了。 You're awfully shy for a lawyer.
我当然很害羞。我是个奸诈的律师。 You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
那你觉得一个能给我…你什么都没得到，只有脏球。 Then what do you think of an egg that would give me... You've been getting nothing but dirty breaks.
我们可以清理并拧紧你的刹车，但你得在车库里呆一晚上。 We can clean and tighten your brakes... but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
我要兴奋。我想要哈哈恰恰。 I want excitement. I want to ha-cha-cha-cha.
你没有意识到。 You don't realize it.
自从他拿到结婚证，我的生活就一团糟。 From the time he got the marriage license, I've led a dog's life.
你确定他没拿到狗牌照吗? Are you sure he didn't get a dog's license?
阿尔基不会耍我的。 Alky can't make a fool of me.
我想去很多地方。我想做一些事情。 I want to go places. I want to do things.
我要自由，我要自由，我要正义! I want freedom, I want liberty, I want justice!
女士，你在创造历史。事实上，是你逼我的。 Madam, you're making history. In fact, you're making me.
我希望你别碰我的手。 And I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
你知道我想要什么。我要生活，我要欢笑，我要欢乐。 You know what I want. I want life, I want laughter, I want gaiety.
我想要哈哈恰恰。 I want to ha-cha-cha-cha.
夫人，在我和你谈完之前，你和我妻子都有充分的理由离婚。 Madam, before I get through with you, you will have a clear case for divorce... and so will my wife.
首先要做的是安排和解。 The first thing to do is to arrange for a settlement.
孩子归你，房子归你丈夫。 You take the children, your husband takes the house.
小詹姆斯烧了房子，你拿保险，我拿你。 Junior burns the house, you take the insurance and I take you.
ButlhavenW任何孩子。 ButlhavenW any children.
这就是这个国家的问题所在。你没有孩子。 That's the trouble with this country. You haven't any children.
至于我，我要回到衣橱里，那里的男人都是空的大衣。 And as for me, I'm going back in the closet where men are empty overcoats.
棕色的眼睛。 Brown eyes.
先生，这太过分了，闯进别人家。 Sir, this is an outrage, breaking into a man's home.
明天早上的《泰晤士报》上会有一封关于这件事的信。 There'|| be a letter about this in the Times tomorrow morning.
是吗? Yeah?
但你不会读的，因为我会狠狠地揍你一顿。 But you won't read it, 'cause I'm gonna lay you out pretty.
你要把我撂倒吗，美女? You're gonna lay me out pretty?
这就是我为解救一个无辜的女孩而得到的感谢，尽管她此刻正在躲藏，但她已经承诺成为她孩子的母亲。 That's the thanks I get for freeing an innocent girl... who, although she is hiding at the moment... has promised to become the mother of her children.
说到这里，先生，我向你道别。美好的一天,先生。 And with that, sir, I bid you a fond farewell. Good day, sir.
美好的一天。 Good day.
快出来。我想和你谈谈。 Come out of there. I want to talk to you.
很抱歉，但我们用的是老式的冰人,而且我们觉得他能很好地保持房间的温暖。 I'm sorry, but we're using the old-fashioned iceman... and we find him very satisfactory for keeping the house warm.
正如我所料，你是黄色的，抓女人的裙子。 Just as I thought, you're yellow, grabbing at a woman's skirts.
我是明智的。你聪明吗? I'm wise. You're wise?
内布拉斯加州的首府是哪里? What's the capital of Nebraska?
大通国家银行的资本是多少?放弃吗? What's the capital of the Chase National Bank? Give up?
现在，我来试一个简单的。 Now, I'll try you on an easy one.
有多少法国人不会犯错? How many Frenchmen can't be wrong?
我知道…你很热情，她也很热情。 I know... You were warm and so was she.
不要气馁。稍微研究一下，你会大有帮助的。 Don't be discouraged. With a little study you'll go a long way.
我希望你现在就开始。 And I'd wish you'd start now.
你看到这只猫了吗? Do you see this gat?
可爱,不是吗?圣诞老人带它来过圣诞节?我有一辆消防车。 Cute, isn't it? Santa Claus bring it for Christmas? I got a fire engine.
听着,杯子。你知道我是谁吗? Listen, mug. Do you know who I am?
不要告诉我。你是动物还是蔬菜?的动物。 Don't tell me. Are you animal or vegetable? Animal.
得到这个。我对酒精的布里格斯。 Get this. I'm Alky Briggs.
我可是个爱说话的人。 And I'm the fellow who talks so much.
真没想到喝了这么多酒还能在这里见到你。 Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
等一下。对不起，我不能久留。 Wait a minute. Sorry, I can't stay.
船长等着追我呢。 The captain's waiting to chase me.
你可以留下来，好吗，直到我和你谈完。 You can stay, all right, until I finish with you.
酒精,亲爱的,谢谢! Alky, darling, please!
不要“亲爱的”我。到隔壁房间去，待在那里! Don't "darling" me. Get in that next room and stay there!
到隔壁房间去。 Get in that next room.
我配不上她，对吧? I'm not good enough for her, am I?
在我拷问你之前，你还有什么要说的吗? Is there anything you've got to say before I drill you?
是的，我想问你一个问题。 Yes, I'd like to ask you one question.
去做吧。 Go ahead.
你觉得如果一个男孩让自己被吻，女孩会看轻他吗? Do you think that girls think less of a boy if he lets himself be kissed?
你不觉得虽然女孩和我这样的男孩约会，但她们总是嫁给另一种类型的男孩吗? Don't you think that although girls go out with boys like me... they always marry the other kind?
如果你要杀我，就快点。 If you're gonna kill me, hurry up.
我两点还要吃补药。 I have to take my tonic at 2:00.
我需要一个有你这种勇气的人。 I can use a guy with your nerve.
我想我们能相处得很好。 I think we could get along well together.
当然，第一年我们可能会有小口角。 Of course, the first year we might have our little squabbles.
但那是不可避免的，你不觉得吗? But, then, that's inevitable, don't you think?
你想要什么? And what do you want here?
我只是在找他。 I was just looking for him.
你认识这个人吗? Do you know this guy?
我认识他很多年了。他以前住在我隔壁的桶里。 I've known him for years. He used to live in the next barrel to me.
我明白了。偷渡者。 I see. The stowaways.
我可以帮你们这些笨蛋。 I can help you bozos.
博索斯先生。 Mr. Bozos to you.
好的，博佐先生。你可以帮我。 All right, Mr. Bozo. And you can help me.
我人手不够，我想找人上船。 I'm shorthanded, and I want to get a guy on this boat.
现在让他上车太晚了。 It's too late to get him on now.
我们开船前就该说的。 Should've said so before we sailed.
听。这是B甲板的地图。 Listen. This is a map of B Deck.
那是乔·希尔顿的客舱。 There's Joe Helton's stateroom.
他是个硬汉。你跟我一起去，我跟乔谈。 And he's a tough egg. And you're coming with me... while I have it out with Joe.
你知道乔·希尔顿是谁吗? Do you know who Joe Helton is?
我想我会在这事过去之前离开这艘船。 I think I'll get off this boat until this blows over.
如果你知道什么对你有好处，你就会跟着我。 If you know what's good for you, you'll stick with me.
我进去的时候，你把窗户盖上。现在,移动! You keep the windows covered while I go in. Now, move!
这是什么意思? What is the idea of this?
没关系。我为你采取行动。 It's all right. I make a move for you.
这是一种暴行! This is an outrage!
我去叫船长来! I'll call the captain!
队长不下棋。 The captain don't play chess.
管事! Purser!
管家!到这里来。 Steward! Come here.
对我们来说这里太吵了。 Too much noise here for us.
我们最好找个安静的地方。 We better go some place where it's quiet.
进来。 Come in.
你的雪茄，先生。谢谢。 Your cigars, sir. Thanks.
等一下。 Wait a minute.
谢谢您,先生。 Thank you, sir.
爸爸，现在看看你。你还没穿好衣服呢。 Dad, now look at you. You aren't even dressed yet.
玛丽，你可以替家人包扎伤口。 You can do all the dressing for the family, Mary.
老乔·赫尔顿的余生将过得很轻松。 Old Joe Helton is taking things easy for the rest of his life.
我们现在是大人物了，宝贝。 We're big shots now, baby.
进来。 Come in.
你好,乔。 Hello, Joe.
你好,布里格斯。你想要什么? Hello, Briggs. What do you want?
我只是想和你好好谈谈。 I just wanted to have a friendly talk.
我有点担心生意。 I'm sort of worried about business.
到另一个房间去，宝贝。 Step in the other room, baby.
但是,爸爸…走吧，亲爱的。 But, Dad... Run along, honey.
你的孩子吗? Your kid?
她很可爱，不是吗? She's cute, isn't she?
我觉得我们没什么可谈的了。出去。 I don't think we've got anything to talk about. Get out.
除非你同意我的帮派。 Not before I get your okay on my gang.
我不是在帮你。 I'm not doing you any favors.
是的,你是。 Yes, you are.
你得签了这个。 You're gonna sign this.
我要接管你的地盘，不然就有麻烦了。 I'm taking over your territory, or there's gonna be trouble.
我不偏袒任何一方。 I'm taking no sides.
你得和布奇那帮人决一死战。 You'll have to fight it out with Butch and the gang.
我要接替你当老板。 I'm stepping into your shoes as boss.
我不是在给那些小骗子打掩护。 I'm not backing up any small-time chiseller.
别在我面前装腔作势。 Don't put on the Ritz with me.
别对我趾高气扬，布里格斯。 Don't get cocky with me, Briggs.
我说土耳其。 I'm talking turkey.
你不能赚了那么多钱却丢下朋友们不管。 You can't make all the dough and then run out on your pals.
我才不要听你这个笨蛋的命令! I'm not taking orders from a mug like you!
滚开! Scram!
这就是你的答案?这是我的! So that's your answer? Here's mine!
你把你的帮派都带上了?我晚点再找你。 So you got your gang with you? I'll get you later.
你们是谁? Who are you guys?
你在我房间里干什么? What are you doing in my room?
那是我的搭档，但他不说话。他又聋又哑。 That's my partner, but he no speak. He's dumb and deaf.
你们不知道，但你们把这个房间里的硬汉吓出来了。 You guys don't know it, but you just scared a pretty tough egg out of this room.
当然，我们是一对硬汉。 Sure, we're a couple of tough guys.
你想赚点钱吗? Do you want to make some money?
钱吗? Money?
钱吗?感觉这块肌肉。感觉到他的肌肉。 Money? Feel this muscle. Feel his muscle.
好吧。你付多少钱? All right. How much you pay?
你到底有多坚强? Just how tough are you?
你付一点钱，我们就强硬一点。 You pay little bit, we're little bit tough.
你付出了很多，很多。 You pay very much, very much tough.
你付出太多，我们太强硬。 You pay too much, we're too much tough.
你付多少钱?我付出很多。 How much you pay? I pay plenty.
那我们就很坚强了。我们也展示给你看。 Then we're plenty tough. And we show you, too.
搭档，让他看看我们有多坚强。 Partner, show him how tough we are.
看到了吗?这是什么。这是免费的。 See? That's nothing. That's free.
这次我们给你真正的东西。 Now we give you the real stuff this time.
来吧。加点活力。 Come on. Put some pep in it.
同时具备上钩拳。你知道，在按钮上。 The one-two uppercut. You know, on the button.
楼下没有按钮。楼上的按钮。 No downstairs button. Upstairs button.
这很好。很好，很好。 That's fine. That's good, all right.
我跟他说你很厉害，你出拳就像百合花。什么是物质? I tell him you're tough, and you punch like a lily. What's a matter?
你想丢掉这份工作?这次把东西给他。 You wanna lose this job? Give him the stuff this time.
对不起,老板。他可以做得更好，但他今天没有做好工作。 Excuse me, boss. He can do much better... but he no work good today.
他拿不到钱。等他拿到钱，你看着他。 He no get paid. When he get paid, you watch him.
来吧。这次我们要狠狠教训他一顿。来吧。快点。 Come on. This time we give him the works. Come on. Hurry up.
这次按按钮。来吧，我告诉你。上的按钮。 On the button this time. Come on, I tell you. On the button.
快点。给我一拳。来吧。 Hurry up. Give me the punch. Come on.
好吧。 All right.
来吧!拳! Come on! Punch!
这就够了。等待。 That's enough. Wait.
你觉得我们怎么样? What do you think of us?
你太棒了。 You're great.
别那么大声。你想让他有个好头脑吗? Not so loud. You want him to get a swell head?
你们很坚强，好吧。 You guys are plenty tough, all right.
我在监视你-你们正是我需要的人。你被聘用了。 I'm spying on YOU- You're just the fellows I need. You're hired.
我们很好,嗯?你太棒了。 We're great, huh? You're great.
我的搭档？他很棒。 My partner? He's great.
我的祖父很好。他的曾祖父。 My grandfather's great. He's a great-grandfather.
当希尔顿从他的房间出来时，塞住他。 When Helton comes out of his room, plug him.
我们用什么堵住他? What'll we plug him with?
我不是给了你两块钱吗? Didn't I give you two gats?
我们不得不淹死那只猫，但我们救了你一只小黑猫。 We had to drown the gat, but we saved you a little black gitten.
给，拿着这些，抓紧了。 Here, take these, and hang onto them now.
一分钟也不要离开我。 Don't leave me for a minute.
盯着那个刚走出去的家伙。 And keep your eye on that guy that just went out of here.
你理解。 You understand.
谁敢接近老板，就揍他一顿。 Anybody come near the boss, let him have it.
你现在没事了，老大。 You're all right now, boss.
任何人靠近你…你怎么了?留神。 Anybody comes near you... What's a matter with you? Look out.
没关系。他只是在练习。 That's all right. He was just practicing.
出去。 Get out.
现在我可以在甲板上散步，感觉很安全。来吧。我们走吧。 Now I can take a walk out on deck and feel safe. Come on. Let's go.
他来了。得到他。 There he comes now. Get him.
别担心。我们会得到他。我的手指在扳机上。 Don't worry. We'll get him. I've got my finger on the trigger.
嘿,别忘了。 Hey, don't forget.
谁敢接近老板，就揍他一顿。 Anybody comes near the boss, let him have it.
这是老板。他有伪装。 It's the boss. He's got a disguise.
摘掉胡须。我们知道你。 Take off the whiskers. We know you.
你什么意思? What do you mean?
官! Officer!
你为什么不把他弄到手?你不怕吗? Why didn't you get him? Not afraid, are you?
害怕吗?我吗?一个在野生毛虫身上舔食体重的人?害怕吗?我当然害怕。 Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight... in wild caterpillars? Afraid? You bet I'm afraid.
所以…你好。衣柜里的东西怎么样了? So... Hello. How are things in the closet?
我身上还有樟脑丸的味道。 You know, I still smell of mothballs.
我不想和你说话。 I don't want to talk to you.
所以你就在这里，和这些流浪汉混在一起。 So here you are, loafing around with these tramps.
我下来见乔·希尔顿。 I came down to see Joe Helton.
你不觉得我们该走了吗?什么? Don't you think we'd better go? What?
让这个女人和她丈夫单独在一起? And leave this woman alone with her husband?
假如她的心上人进来了。 Suppose her sweetheart came in.
阿尔基·布里格斯，别以为你能把我关在客舱里。 Alky Briggs, don't think you can keep me cooped up in that stateroom.
因为你疯了! Because you're crazy!
你就待在下面，别管我的事。 You'll stay down there and keep out of my business.
你明白吗? Do you understand?
别管我的事。轮到你。 Keep out of my business. Your turn.
你本想让我玩得开心的。一个好的时间! You were going to show me a good time. A good time!
我还不如呆在家里玩纸牌呢! I might as well have stayed home and played solitaire!
轮到你。 Your turn.
安静下来。我有比你更重要的事要担心。 Pipe down. I've more important things than you to worry about.
轮到你。 Your turn.
你再说一遍，我就把你眼睛挖出来! You say that again and I'll scratch your eyes out!
你拿着这把枪。你比我更需要它。 You take this gun. You're gonna need it more than I will.
哦,你! Oh, you!
正是我想见的人。如果我告诉您怎样节省20%，您有兴趣吗?你当然会。 Just the man I wanna see. If I show you how to save 20%... would you be interested? Of course you would.
第一，你的头顶过高，眉毛过低。 First, your overhead is too high and your brow is too low.
你已经很感兴趣了，是吗?等我说完。 Interested already, aren't you? Wait till I get through.
我没有时间。 I haven't got time.
两个家伙想要攻击你，两个家伙想要保护你。现在，这是50%的浪费。 Two fellows are trying to attack you... and two fellows are trying to defend you. Now, that's 50% waste.
为什么你不能被你的保镖攻击? Why can't you be attacked by your bodyguards?
你的生命会被拯救，但那是百分百的浪费。现在你得到了什么? Your life will be saved, and that's 100% waste. Now what have you got?
我会无缘无故地攻击你。 Me, and I'll attack you for nothing.
你的意思是什么? What are you getting at?
我期待的。 I anticipated that.
军队是怎么旅行的?在其胃。你呢?在一艘。 How does an army travel? On its stomach. And you? On a ship.
当然，你是在拯救你的胃。 Of course, you're saving your stomach.
同样的常识……我想你没有意识到……我意识到这是一分钱，但看看我。 The same common sense... I don't think you realize... I realize it's a penny here and there, but look at me.
我从一无所有到极度贫困。你说呢? I've worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty. What do you say?
我来告诉你我怎么说……那么一切就都解决了。 I'll tell you what I say... Then it's all settled.
我是你的新保镖。万一我攻击你…我也会在那里保护你。 I'm to be your new bodyguard. In case I attack you... I'll be there to defend you, too.
如果你想被攻击，十分钟后我会保护你。 When you want to be attacked, I'll defend you 10 minutes later.
我已经有两个保镖了，不过我会考虑的。 I've already got two bodyguards, but I'll think it over.
谢谢你！不客气 Thank you. You're welcome.
你怎么了? What's the matter with you?
我嗓子不舒服。 I've got a frog in my throat.
什么? What?
喉咙里有只青蛙。 A frog in my throat.
你喉咙里有只青蛙。 You've got a frog in your throat.
是的。 Yes.
你不能这样对我的顾客!省省吧! You can't do that to my customers! Cut it out!
喂，你怎么啦?你疯了还是怎么了? Say, what's the matter with you? Are you crazy or something?
请准备好入境证和护照。 Have your landing cards and passports ready, please.
你好，Swempski夫人? How do you do, Madame Swempski?
你好,男孩。 Hello, boys.
对媒体有什么声明吗? Any statement for the press?
不，恐怕没有。 No, I'm afraid not.
这次旅行没有什么有趣的。 Nothing of interest on this tour.
歌剧在中欧真的在衰落吗? Is it true the opera is on the decline in Central Europe?
荒谬的。 Absurd.
我预测他们将迎来有史以来最棒的一年。 I predict they're going to have the greatest year they've ever had.
你真的要在巡演期间再婚吗? Is it true that you're gonna get married again while on this tour?
先生们，我不知道该说什么。先生们，我想说的是。 Gentlemen, I don't know what to say. Gentlemen, I'd say just this.
自行车永远代替不了马。 The bicycle will never replace the horse.
但是，马永远不会取代自行车……我从来没见过骑在自行车上的马。 But, the horse will never replace the bicycle... which is quite a horse on the bicycle if I ever saw one, and I never did.
我谅你们也不敢发表，你们这些揭发丑闻的人。 I dare you to print that, you muckrakers.
来根雪茄吧，宝贝。 Have a cigar, babe.
可以拍照了，乔。 Okay for the picture, Joe.
照片吗?这是你的头条新闻。 Pictures? Here's a little sex stuff for your front page.
现在，请稳住它。 Now, hold it steady, please.
你可以说这是一场真正的爱情比赛。我们为了钱而结婚。 You can say it was a real love match. We married for money.
呃，我的胆小鬼?缩小30或40磅不会有什么坏处。 Eh, my shrinking violet? It won't hurt you to shrink 30 or 40 pounds.
你这厚颜无耻的cad ! You impudent cad!
我要向报社告发你。 I'll report you to your paper.
让我来做报告。 Let me do the reporting.
你丈夫一恢复视力你就会离婚，是真的吗? Is it true you'll get a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his sight?
你真的用蛤肉汤洗头吗? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth?
你真的在跳蚤马戏团跳过舞吗? Is it true you danced in a flea circus?
这是无耻的! This is outrageous!
如果你不停下来，我就叫船长来。 If you don't stop, I'll call the captain.
这就是它。 So that's it.
迷恋一件漂亮的制服。我们不计数。 Infatuated with a pretty uniform. We don't count.
我们给了你最好的年华，现在你却想要个军官。 We gave you our best years, now you want an officer.
我不喜欢这种影射。 I don't like this innuendo.
这就是我常说的，当金钱来的时候爱情飞出了门。 That's what I always say, love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
再见。很高兴见到你，但我只能怪我自己。 Good-bye. It's nice to have seen you, but I've got nobody to blame but myself.
您能告诉我……请……你很悲观。 Could you tell me... Please... You're awfully glum.
我只是在想，船靠岸后，我可能再也见不到你了。 I was just thinking, after the boat lands, I may never see you again.
你是否还能再见到我，对你来说重要吗? Does it matter to you whether you ever see me again?
我想不出还有什么比这更重要了。 I can't think of anything in the world that matters more.
玛丽，我永远不会离开你。 Mary, I'll never leave you.
标签。 Tag.
等一下! Wait a minute!
我只是想偷偷下船，仅此而已。 I'm just trying to sneak off the boat, that's all.
我在找拥有它的人…你的护照在哪里? I'm looking for the man who owns... Where's your passport?
等一下。让我来处理。 Wait a minute. Let me handle this.
我不想说这个，警官，但我恰好是这艘船的肉类供应商的好朋友。 I don't like to speak about it, Officer, but I happen to be... a good friend of the meat supplier to this boat.
好吗? Well?
嗯，你喜欢羊排吗? Well, do you like lamb chops?
是的，那又怎么样? Yes, what of it?
这个人不卖羊排。 This man doesn't handle lamb chops.
但是今天的烤牛肉很不错。 But the roast beef is very good today.
不出示护照，你们不能下船。 You fellows can't get off the boat without showing passports.
排到队伍的最后，把你们的护照打开。 Get on back there at the end of the line and get your passports open.
继续。回到那里。 Go on. Get back there.
自命不凡的人。当他对我说那句话的时候，你简直可以轻而易举地把我打倒。 Stuffed shirt. When he said that to me... you could've knocked me over with a feather.
他为你服务。 He gives you service.
看来我们遇到麻烦了。 It looks like we're up against it.
由你来给我们办护照。 It's up to you to get us a passport.
我抓住你了，不是吗? I got you, didn't I?
那你就得一大早起来偷我的东西。 Well, you'll have to get up pretty early in the morning to steal from me.
他今天早上起得很早，但你不在。也许明天? He did get up early this morning, but you weren't here. Perhaps tomorrow?
好吧,来吧。我们再试一个。 Well, come on. Let's try another one.
什么意思，把你的手放在我的口袋里? What's the idea, putting your hand in my pocket?
只是一个小错误。 Just a little mistake.
我有一套和那一模一样的西装我以为那是我的裤子。 I had a suit that looked just like that and I thought those were my pants.
我都戴上了，怎么会是你的? How could they be yours, when I've got them on?
这套衣服有两条裤子。 This suit had two pairs of pants.
你最好管好你的手。 Better keep your hands to yourself.
你知道这船上有谁吗? Do you know who's on this boat?
电影演员莫里斯·谢瓦利埃。 Maurice Chevalier, the movie actor.
我只是偶然遇见他。 I just ran into him.
你伤害他了吗? Did you hurt him?
你怎么知道是谢瓦利埃? How do you know it was Chevalier?
我拿到了他的护照。 I got his passport right there.
现在他下不了船了。 Now he can't get off the boat.
嘿，他看起来像骑士。我可以看起来像Chevalier。 Hey, he looks like Chevalier. And I can look like Chevalier.
我看起来很像Chevalier。 I certainly look like Chevalier.
但这还不够。你得唱他的歌才能下船。 But that's not enough. You have to sing his song to get off this boat.
夜莺也能像你一样唱歌。 Ifa nightingale could sing like you.
他们唱得会比你好得多。 They'd sing much better than you do.
花花公子。这样唱，他们会把我们都扔下船的。 Dandy. Sing like that, they'll throw us all off the boat.
好吧，让我们试试。好吧。来吧。 Well, let's try it. All right. Come on.
准备好你们的护照。直接走，你会发现行李在甲板上。 Have your passports ready. Straight out... you'll find the baggage on the deck.
准备好你们的护照。 Have your passports ready.
大家要守规矩。945. Keep in line, everybody. 945.
大家要守规矩。准备好你们的护照。 Keep in line, everybody. Have your passports ready.
1092. 1092.
不要紧。嘿，如果你想下船，就到后面去。 Never mind. Hey, if you want to get off the boat... get in the back.
我没从后面上车。我从前面上车。 Oh, I didn't get on in the back. I got on in the front.
没关系。 Never mind that.
别管他们。 Leave them alone.
你是对的…我告诉他们要守规矩。 You're right... I told them to stay in line.
是吗?请出示您的护照。 Yeah? Show me your passport.
是的,在这里。这是我的名字。 Yeah, right here. That's my name.
莫里斯骑士吗? Maurice Chevalier?
是的。 Yeah.
这张照片看起来不像你。 This picture doesn't look like you.
当然，我是Maurice Chevalier。 Sure, I'm Maurice Chevalier.
我来唱给你听。 I'll sing for you.
夜莺也能像你一样唱歌。 Ifa nightingale could sing like you.
他们唱得会比现在好得多。 They'd sing much better than they do.
来，别管那个了。 Here, never mind that.
回到你该去的地方。 Get back in line where you belong.
我早在你前面了! I was ahead of you!
你的护照。 Your passport.
把你的护照给我。这张照片看起来不像你。 Let me have your passport. This picture doesn't look like you.
它从前面看不像我，但在船的后面，就像我一样。 It don't look like me from the front, but go in the back of the boat, just like me.
你不是莫里斯·谢瓦利埃。 You're not Maurice Chevalier.
不。你是莫里斯·谢瓦利埃吗? No. Are you Maurice Chevalier?
好吧，你来了。等待。我证明了这一点。 Well, there you are. Wait. I prove it.
夜莺也能像你一样唱歌。 Ifa nightingale could sing like you.
他唱得比你好多了。 He sing much better than you do and.
出去! Out!
不碰我! No push me!
滚出去! Get out of here!
回到你该去的地方。护照! Get back in line where you belong. Passport!
这张照片看起来不像你。 This picture doesn't look like you.
看起来也不像你。 It doesn't look like you either.
这个人没有胡子。 This man has no moustache.
理发店没有开门。 The barbershop wasn't open.
瞧这张脸。 Why, look at that face.
看看这张脸。 Well, look at that face.
嘿，你是要证明你的身份，还是…如果夜莺也能像你一样歌唱。 Hey, are you going to identify yourself, or else... If a nightingale could sing like you.
他们会唱得比现在好听多了。 They'd sing much sweeter than they do.
因为你给我带来了一种新的爱。 For you brought a new kind of love to me.
出去!回到你该去的地方! Out! Back in line where you belong!
离开那里! Get off there!
从桌子上下来! Get off the table!
你觉得这是什么? What do you think this is here?
把它放下! Put that down!
官23个疯子! OFFICER 23 Lunatic!
停止! Stop that!
你想打破它吗? You want to break that?
喂，别管它! Here, let it alone!
护照。我说的是护照，不是硬纸板。 Passport. I said passport, not pasteboard.
把护照拿过来!不防波板! Come on with that passport! Not washboard!
护照! Passport!
骑士吗? Chevalier?
如果夜莺也能像你一样歌唱。 If a nightingale could sing like you.
他们会唱得比现在好听多了。 They'd sing much sweeter than they do.
因为你给我带来了一种新的爱。 For you brought a new kind of love to me.
如果睡魔给我带来了关于你的梦，我愿意一生都梦到你。 And if the sandman brought me dreams of you I'd want to dream my whole life through.
因为你给我带来了一种新的爱。 For you brought a new kind of love to me.
把他弄出去! Get him out of here!
把他放回他该呆的地方! Put him back there where he belongs!
别紧张，伙计们。 Take it easy, folks.
跳板在左边。不群。不群。 The gangplank is to the left, please. Don't crowd. Don't crowd.
花你的时间。女士优先。 Take your time. Ladies first.
让我下船。我是个病人。 Let me off the boat. I'm a sick man.
我感到头晕。 I feel faint.
我不管，你慢慢来。 I don't care, take your time.
我告诉你，我觉得头晕。我要晕倒了。 I tell you, I feel faint. I'm going to faint.
快去叫医生来! Someone get a doctor!
有人晕倒了。 Somebody fainted.
医生在哪里?一个医生!我要医生! Where's a doctor? A doctor! I want a doctor!
她生病了。我们会照顾你的。 She's sick. We'll take care of you.
她感冒了，把她盖起来。 Look, she's got a chill, cover her up.
不,下车。带她的脉搏。 No, get off. Take her pulse.
没有钱包，放回去。脉搏。我想你最好量一下她的体温。 No purse, put it back. Pulse. I think you best take her temperature.
很好，我们会照顾你的，女士。 That's good, we'll take care of you, lady.
好吧。 All right.
你们这些笨蛋，我不是病人。 You fools, I'm not the patient.
我们不是医生。来吧。 We're not the doctor. Come on.
医生!船上有医生吗? Doctor! Is there a doctor on the boat?
医生! Doctor!
你是医生吗? Are you a doctor?
当然，我是医生。马在哪里? Sure, I'm a doctor. Where's the horse?
这里有个男人晕倒了。 A man fainted over here.
人晕倒了吗?我很快就会治好他的。 Man fainted? I'll soon fix him.
真倒霉，不可能是女人。 Just my hard luck it couldn't be a woman.
这是医生。 Here's the doctor.
正如我所料，吸烟太多了。 Just as I thought, smoking too much.
他来了，医生。 Here he is here, Doctor.
不要告诉我。我自己去找他。 Don't tell me. I'll find him myself.
我不能为他做任何事。他晕倒了。 I can't do anything for that man. He's fainted.
他需要的是一次海洋航行。 What he needs is an ocean voyage.
与此同时，把他带下船，检查他的行李。 In the meantime, get him off the boat and have his baggage examined.
跳板! Gangway!
你们都靠近点，这样他就恢复不了。 You all get close so he won't recover.
请这边走。站到这里来。 Right this way, please. Step right around here.
快走下去。 Step lively down there.
把救护车开过来! Back that ambulance in here!
嘿! Hey!
希尔顿今晚要办派对，这次我们要搞砸了。 Helton's throwing his party tonight, and this time we blow the works.
现在，你们要去当音乐家。 Now, you guys are going in as musicians.
在我把办公室给你之前，别乱动。 And stay that way until I give you the office.
那屋子里的那四个人呢? Say, what about those four guys in the house?
你说在船上的那些。 The ones you said were on the boat.
别为他们担心。他们听我的。 Don't worry about them. They eat out of my hand.
你该担心的是那个女孩。盯着她。得到我吗? The thing for you to worry about is that girl. Keep your eye on her. Get me?
这应该很容易接受。 That ought be easy to take.
好吧。 Okay.
等着，我会给你打电话的。 Sit tight and I'll give you a call.
你们找到入侵了吗? Have you guys gotaninvflafion?
我们向您发出谢瓦利埃的邀请。 We give you invitation of Chevalier.
当夜莺像你一样歌唱。 When the nightingale sings like you.
省省吧!离这扇门远点，明白吗? Cut it out! And stay away from this door, see?
玛丽? Mary?
你真让我担心。我还以为你忘了自己的派对呢。 You certainly had me worried. I thought you'd forgotten your own party.
不是你一直在担心。 You haven't been doing all the worrying.
我还担心你不来呢。 I was afraid you wouldn't come.
天啊，但是，这里有很多长相奇怪的人。 My, but, there are a lot of strange-looking people here.
女士们,先生们!安静,每一个人。 Ladies and gentlemen! Quiet, everybody.
一位女士的钻石耳环丢了。它看起来就像这样。 A lady's diamond earring has been lost. It looks exactly like this.
事实上，就是这样。 In fact, this is it.
请你再说一遍! I beg your pardon!
不如咱俩在阳台上昏倒吧? How about you and I passing out on the veranda?
还是你宁愿在这里昏倒? Or would you rather pass out here?
先生，你占了我的上风。 Sir, you have the advantage of me.
还没有，但等我把你弄出去。 Not yet, but wait till I get you outside.
你很新鲜，不是吗? You're pretty fresh, aren't you?
那是我妻子，我不喜欢你在这里的行为方式。 That's my wife and I don't like the way you're acting here.
如果你不喜欢我们的国家，就滚回你来的地方去。 If you don't like our country, go back where you came from.
我真该把这句话插进你脑袋里。 I should sink that right in your scalp.
快逃命吧!印第安人来了!什么? Run for your life! The Indians are coming! What?
把你的头皮放进口袋里。在这里。印第安人。 Put your scalp in your pocket. Here. The Indians.
到这里来。我会让他。 Come here. I'll get him.
玩得开心，孩子。这将是一场真正的派对。 Have a good time, kid. This is going to be a real party.
这是一个聚会吗?啤酒是热的，女人是冷的，而我是热的。 Is this a party? The beer is warm, the women are cold... and I'm hot under the collar.
事实上，这是我从未参加过的更毒的烧烤。 In fact, a more poisonous little barbecue I've never attended.
你是个很有趣的人，但我喜欢你。 You're a funny kind of a duck, but I like you.
你支持我，我也会支持你。 You stuck by me, and I'll stick by you.
警长，我不擅长花言巧语,但有些事我得告诉你。 Sheriff, I ain't much on flowery sentiments... but there's something I just got to tell you.
见鬼，伙计，如果我不告诉你，你待我很好，很好，我不会忘记的，那我就是个毒虫，连你的裤脚都碰不到。 Shucks, man, I'd be nothing but a poisonous varmint... and not fit to touch the hem of your pants... if I didn't tell you you've treated me square, mighty square... and I ain't forgetting.
警长，我没忘。 Sheriff, I ain't forgetting.
哇,那里,博西。哇,那里! Whoa, there, Bossie. Whoa, there!
朋友们，这真是个惊喜。 My friends, this is indeed a surprise.
你再高兴不过了。 You couldn't have pleased me better.
我想让你见见这个世界上最可爱的小东西。 I want you to meet the sweetest little thing in the whole wide world.
嘿。是的,先生? Hey. Yes, sir?
不，这是给Helton先生的，先生。 No, it's special for Mr. Helton, sir.
你看到了吗? You see this?
半小时后回来，我再给你看看。 Come back in a half hour, and I'll give you another look at it.
听。盯着希尔顿。 Listen. Keep your eye on Helton.
我们要抓住他女儿，带她去旧谷仓。 We're gonna grab his daughter and take her to the old barn.
旧谷仓?你真是个了不起的家伙。 Old barn? A fine tinhorn sport you are.
城里有那么多精彩的演出，带一个女孩去旧谷仓! With all the good shows in town, taking a girl to an old barn!
一旦我们找到那个女孩，他就会听从我的命令。 Once we get a hold of that girl, he'll take orders from me.
我会给他看。。。闲聊够了。 I'll show him... Enough small talk.
你妻子露西尔呢? Where's your wife, Lucille?
你会……有人来了。我会回来的。 Would you... Someone's coming. I'll be back.
下周四请回来，并带一份你的笔迹样本。 Be back next Thursday, and bring a specimen of your handwriting.
最重要的是，不要担心。 And, above all, don't worry.
什么风把你吹来了? What brought you here?
这是仲夏的疯狂。音乐是我太阳穴里青春的热血。来,指挥。让中提琴跳动吧。 It's midsummer madness. The music is in my temples... the hot blood of youth. Come, Kapellmeister. Let the violas throb.
我的团拂晓出发。 My regiment leaves at dawn.
我想我的团没有我也可以走。 I guess my regiment can go without me.
不，别，我丈夫可能在里面。 No, don't, my husband might be inside.
如果他发现我在这里，他会揍我的。 If he finds me out here, he'll wallop me.
总是想ofyourhusband。 Always thinking ofyourhusband.
我就不能狠狠揍你一顿吗? Couldn't I wallop you just as well?
我听阿尔基说过这个派对。 I heard Alky talking about this party.
告诉你，我也梦到过这样的夜晚。 I've dreamed of a night like this, I tell you.
告诉我一些你的梦。 You tell me about some of your dreams.
梦想吗?我都睡不着觉了，想着他在追谁。 Dreams? I can't even sleep anymore, wondering who he's chasing around with.
为什么我们不能摆脱这一切，只有你和我和我的跳蚤住在山里? Why can't we break away from all this, just you and I... and lodge with my fleas in the hills?
我是说，逃到我在山上的小屋。 I mean, flee to my lodge in the hills.
不，我想不起来。 No, I couldn't think of it.
不要害怕。你花几便士就可以加入这个支部。 Don't be afraid. You can join this lodge for a few pennies.
你甚至不用做体检，除非你坚持要做。 You won't even have to take a physical examination... unless you insist on one.
我的家庭生活真棒。 What a swell home life I've got.
唉，我想我几乎要嫁给你了，就是为了报复那个欺骗我的骗子。 Why, I think I'd almost marry you to spite that double-crossing crook.
布里格斯太太……我认识并尊敬你的丈夫阿尔基很多年了,对他来说足够好的东西对我来说也足够好。 Mrs. Briggs... I've known and respected your husband Alky for many years... and what's good enough for him is good enough for me.
艾米丽! Emily!
亨利，小心点，有人会看见我们的。 Henry, carefully, somebody may see us.
我已经小心太久了。 I've been careful too long.
既然你提起这件事，你小心谨慎多久了? Now that you've brought it up, how long have you been careful?
他们看见我们!保持冷静,艾米丽。我会跟他们谈谈。 They saw us! Be calm, Emily. I'll talk to them.
你什么都不会说吗? You won't say anything about this?
先生，你是想贿赂我吗?多少钱? Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much?
但你不明白。你看，我对我丈夫不满意。 But you don't understand. You see, I'm not happy with my husband.
他应该找个家庭主妇。 He should've married some little housewife.
夫人，我讨厌这样。我的一些最好的朋友是家庭主妇。 Madam, I resent that. Some of my best friends are housewives.
现在，看这里，如果你要…你生活在愚人的天堂里。 Now, see here, if you're going to... You're living in a fool's paradise.
你打算花10美元给这个女人买个戒指吗?看看这个。 You intend to spend $10 to buy this woman a ring? Look at this.
它是纯黄铜的，1.5美元就可以拿走。 It's solid brass and $1.50 takes it away.
我知道它会适合她。我从一个野蛮人的鼻子里得到的。 I know it'll fit her. I got it from the nose of a savage.
好吗?1.50美元。你可以花1美元买到它。 Well? $1.50. You can have it for $1.
50美分，不到5美分。 Fifty cents and not a nickel under.
现在，我的朋友们，这个精美的法国小摆设能卖给我什么呢? Now, my friends, what am I offered for this fine French piece of bric-a-brac?
我知道不快乐是什么滋味。 I know what it is to be unhappy.
你觉得我是什么感觉?我被这枚戒指缠住了。 How do you think I feel? I'm stuck with this ring.
我结婚四年了，四年被忽视…四年的斗争，四年的心碎。 I've been married for four years, four years of neglect... four years of battling, four years of heartbreaks.
那就是12年。你结婚时一定穿着连身裤。 That makes 12 years. You must've been married in rompers.
那是一个非常美丽的乡村。 Mighty pretty country around there.
你觉得你还会回去吗? Do you think you'll ever go back?
过来,宝贝。我喜欢你。 Come here, babe. I like you.
我不应该。我丈夫呢? I shouldn't. What about my husband?
没关系。也许我们可以给他找个女孩。 That's all right. Maybe we can get a girl for him.
是谁呢?我的妻子吗? Who was that? My Wife?
和她结婚12年了，你还问我? Married to her 12 years and you ask me?
你在这里做什么?我让你监视希尔顿的。 What're you doing here? I told you to spy on Helton.
我确实监视过他。他在做什么? I did spy on him. What was he doing?
他在监视我。他看到你了吗? He was spying on me. Did he see you?
不。我对他来说太狡猾了。他唯一能做的就是监视我。 No. I was too foxy for him. All he could do was spy on me.
好吧，回去吧。我们都准备好抓他女朋友了。 Well, get back in there. We're all set to cop his girl.
好吧,局长。 Okay, chief.
外面有些好东西。你想喝一杯吗? They got some good stuff outside. You want a drink?
准备好了,男孩?让我们去, Ready, boys? Let's go-
那次打败了你。 Beat you that time.
很棒。我给你拿点潘趣酒。 Very swell. Let me get you some punch.
我爱死它了。 I'd love it.
这正是我需要的。 Just what I needed.
怎么样了，孩子? Well, how's it coming, kid?
得到你想要的一切了吗? Got everything you want?
当然，给我爷爷找份工作怎么样? Sure, how about a job for my grandfather?
你爷爷是做什么的? Your grandfather, what does he do?
他把奶酪放在捕鼠器里。 He puts cheese in the mousetraps.
哎呀，我们这儿可没有老鼠呀。 Why, we haven't got any mice here.
他带着他自己的老鼠。 He brings his own mice with him.
你知道吗，玛丽，似乎每个人都和我一样开心。 You know, Mary, everyone seems to be having nearly as much fun as I am.
对不起，有人要见你，希尔顿小姐。 I beg your pardon, but there's someone to see you, Miss Helton.
抱歉，我马上就回来。 Pardon me, and I'll hurry right back.
肯定。 Surely.
你们错了，姑娘们，你们错了。 No, you're wrong, girls, you're wrong.
首先，加里·库珀比我高得多。 In the first place, Gary Cooper is much taller than I am.
我希望你能宣布这位歌手。我听不懂这个名字。 I wish you'd announce this singer. I can't make out the name.
女士们，先生们，我要宣布，自助餐将在五分钟后送到隔壁房间。 Ladies and gentlemen, I wish to announce... that the buffet will be served in the next room in five minutes.
为了让你们快点进那个房间,施马尔豪森夫人会在这个房间里唱女高音独唱。 To get you in that room quickly... Mrs. Schmalhausen will sing a soprano solo in this room.
那不是很好。你想再被扔出去一次吗? That's no good. You wanna get thrown out again?
玩什么好了。我来告诉你怎么弹。 Play something nice. I tell you what you play.
玩…… Play...
就是这样。 That's it.
这是美丽的。这是贵族。我很喜欢这样。 That's beautiful. That's magnifico. I like that.
玛丽!他们绑架了她! Mary! They've kidnapped her!
谁被绑架了? Who's been kidnapped?
玛丽,我的女儿!做点什么! Mary, my daughter! Do something!
但谁能做到呢? But who could've done it?
是阿尔基·布里格斯!你看到他们把她拖进了车里。 It's that Alky Briggs! You saw them drag her into the car.
他们把她带到哪里去了? Where did they take her?
他们先是蒙住我的眼睛，然后…当然，他们带她去了谷仓。 First, they blindfolded me and then they... Of course, they took her to the barn.
伙计们，我们都收拾好午餐，到旧谷仓去吧。 Fellows, let's all pack up a lunch and go down to the old barn.
弗雷德，你去北路。 Fred, you go down to the North Road.
杰克，你去Front街。 Jack, you head down by Front Street.
我去接几个小伙子。 I'll go pick up a couple of the boys.
我去接几个女人。 And I'll take care of picking up a couple of dames.
女人?这不是女人的时间。 Women? This is no time for women.
到谷仓去! On to the barn!
天啊，我真希望我有匹马。 Gee, I wish I had a horse.
快点，孩子们。 Hurry it up, boys.
来吧。 Come on.
让我走! Let me go!
大喊大叫没用的，孩子。在这里没人会听到你的。 No use yelling, kid. Nobody will hear you in here.
你等着我父亲知道这件事吧! You wait till my father hears about this!
他会知道的，因为我要亲自告诉他。 He's gonna hear about it because I'm gonna tell him myself.
放轻松! Take it easy!
你哪也不能去。别太激动了。来吧。 You're not going anyplace. Don't get all excited. Come on.
把你的手拿开! You take your hands off of me!
听着,孩子。没人会伤害你的。 Listen, kid. Nobody's gonna hurt you.
如果你爸爸能过来，你一小时后就能出来。 You'll be out in an hour if your dad comes through.
布奇，我给乔打电话，你照顾好这女孩。 Butch, you take care of the girl while I telephone Joe.
来吧，伙计们。 Come on, you guys.
把你的手拿开! You take your hands off of me!
别客气，给我闭嘴! Now, make yourself at home, but shut up!
1.10美元。 $1.10.
这是1美元。不用找了。 Here's $1. Keep the change.
但我说的是1.10美元。 But I said $1.10.
给我1美元。我不用找了。 Give me $1. I'll keep the change.
我欠你半美元。 That's a half a dollar I owe you.
你管这叫谷仓?这看起来像个马厩。 You call this a barn? This looks like a stable.
看起来像谷仓，但闻起来像马厩。 It looks like a barn but smells like a stable.
我们来看看。 Well, let's just look at it.
滚出去! Get out of here!
那干草棚里有你的女朋友吗? Have you got a girl in that hayloft?
BUTCHI不! BUTCHI No!
你比我想的还要蠢。 You're a bigger fool than I thought.
滚开，我告诉你! Beat it, I tell you!
你想说什么? What'd you say?
我说了滚开! I said beat it!
原谅我。你说什么? Pardon me. What did you say?
我说了滚开! I said beat it!
他说走开。 He said beat it.
天啊，我真希望我说过。每个人的重复。 Gee, I wish I'd said that. Everybody's repeating it.
我这就下去救你! I'm coming down there and get you!
不用麻烦了。我们马上就来。 Don't bother. We'll come right up.
来吧。我要进去找他。 Come on. I'm going in to get him.
我们来到了旧谷仓，为一顿美味的野餐做好了准备。 Here we are at the old barn, all set for a nice picnic lunch.
天啊，野餐取消了，我们没有红蚂蚁了。 Gosh, the picnic is off, we haven't got any red ants.
我认识一个印第安人，他有几个红姨。 I know an Indian who's got a couple of Red aunts.
你不觉得我们最好去找那个女孩吗? Don't you think we'd better go look for the girl?
咱们吃完再说吧，午饭几乎不够两个人吃的了。 Let's wait till we eat, there's hardly enough lunch for two.
我不明白她为什么不能在餐厅附近被绑架。 I don't see why she couldn't get kidnapped near a restaurant.
要是哪天晚上母鸡不生疮，我想我会来为你下蛋的。 Some dark night, I think I'll come and lay for you if the hens don't get sore.
在这里。 Here.
到那边的加油站去买些牛奶。A级。 Go over to that filling station and get some milk. Grade-A.
好吧,来吧。牛奶在哪里? Well, come on. Where's the milk?
在我前面有一位顾客。 There's a customer ahead of me.
嘿! Hey!
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
我们在做什么?那你呢，绑架一个女孩? What are we doing? What about you, kidnapping a girl?
老套的情节剧……绑架一个女孩!你看了太多廉价小说了。 Old-fashioned piece of melodrama... kidnapping a girl! You've been reading too many dime novels.
继续。你得到他了。我在外面等你。 Go on. You get him. I'll wait for you outside.
离这阁楼远点! Keep out of this loft!
拥有阁楼而失去总比根本没有好。 It's better to have loft and lost than never to have loft at all.
不错的工作。 Nice work.
滚开，不然我就把你扔出去! Beat it, or I'll throw you out!
把你的脸从我脚上拿开! Take your face out of my foot!
我明白了! I gotcha!
你以为我们害怕吗?你以为我们害怕了，是吗? So, thought we were afraid? Thought we were afraid, did you?
现在我要把它给你们! Now I'm gonna give it to you guys right!
布奇!发生了什么事? Butch! What happened?
嘿! Hey!
你，离开那阁楼! You, get out of that loft!
布奇,发生了什么事? Butch, what happened?
过来，布奇。 Come up here, Butch.
多年来我一直听说的那些农民的女儿都去哪了? Where's all those farmers' daughters I've been hearing about for years?
你们为什么不去那边打一架?你想打破我的眼镜吗? Why don't you boys fight over there? You want to break my glasses?
来吧,各位。一步。 Come on, folks. Step right up.
一次只有10美分。好啊! !给你。 Only 10 cents a chance. Attaboy! Here you are.
十美分就能让你玩马厩里唯一的游戏。 Ten cents gets you in the only game in the stable.
让我们来看看。16号获胜。和幸运数字。 Let's see. Number 16 wins. And the lucky number.
你来了，年轻人。很遗憾你没找到更好的。 There you are, young man. Sorry you didn't get a better one.
在这里,我们走吧! Here we go!
让我们看看会发生什么。如果他不是那个幸运的家伙。0的两倍。 Let's see what comes up. Well, if he isn't the lucky guy. Double 0.
一杯酒买两杯。 Two shots for the price of one.
伙计们，这是最棒的比赛… Folks, this is the best game in all...
你是个母亲，你明白的。 You're a mother, you understand.
你想不想让人偷走你的一头小母牛?我知道，小母牛总比没有强，但没时间说双关语。参加那边的战斗。 How would you like to have somebody... steal one of your heifers? I know, heifer cow is better than none... but this is no time for puns. Get in that battle over there.
我们又来到了拳击台，看起来像是一场伟大的战斗。 Here we are again at the ringside, and it looks like a great battle.
现在男孩们被锁在了拳击场的中心。 Now the boys are locked in the center of the ring.
这是一场殊死搏斗。好!好!好! What a grudge fight. Zowie! Zowie! Zowie!
那就有三个人，一个人就有个球垒。 That makes three zowies, and a man gets a base on balls.
第一局结束。没有失分，没有失误，但有很多命中。 Ending of the first inning. No runs, no errors, but plenty of hits.
本节目由金鹅家具公司提供，金鹅家具公司拥有三家店铺:125街、125街和125街。 This program comes to you courtesy of the Golden Goose Furniture Company... with three stores: 125th Street, 125th Street and 125th Street.
你供养了这个女孩，我们就给你添砖加瓦。 You furnish the girl, we tar and feather your nest.
在今天的垃圾桶上找我们的广告。 Look for our advertisement in today's ash can.
现在，男孩们在拳击场的中心！哦那个人受伤了！ Now the boys are at it in the center of the ring! Oh! That one hurt!
来吧，你们这些笨蛋!别拖延! Come on, you palookas! Stop stalling!
哦，妈妈，如果我能重新拥有青春。 Oh, mama, if I only had my youth again.
第二轮。 Round two.
两个男孩在擂台上拉小提琴，我觉得曲调不怎么样。 Both boys are fiddling in the ring, and I don't think much of the tune.
布里格斯在摇摆不定。 Briggs is bobbing and weaving.
如果你能做到，那就太好了。 It's nice work if you can get it.
现在他们正在尝试。非常努力。 Now they're trying. Very trying.
我从年鉴上查到的。 I copped that one from an almanac.
现在他们在拳击场的中心，人群欢呼起来。 Now they're in the center of the ring, and the crowd hurrahs.
哦,爸爸! Oh, Dad!
你还好吗，亲爱的? Are you all right, honey?
好男孩。记住，老乔·希尔顿从来不会忘记朋友。 Good boy. Remember, old Joe Helton never forgot a friend.
这的确是一份令人愉快的工作。 This is one job that certainly was a pleasure.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
我在干草堆里找一根针 I'm looking for a needle in a hay stack.