1 00:00:02,495 --> 00:00:05,157 It's the same shit on the back. AII right? 2 00:00:06,466 --> 00:00:09,060 -Good night. -Good night, Larry. 3 00:00:12,872 --> 00:00:14,965 -Yeah. -Thank you very much. 4 00:00:39,299 --> 00:00:41,358 What are your friends Iike? 5 00:00:43,036 --> 00:00:46,563 -I don't reaIIy have friends. -Who do you hang out with? 6 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:49,834 Nobody. 7 00:00:53,413 --> 00:00:55,881 Why do I think you're not exaggerating? 8 00:00:58,985 --> 00:01:00,350 I just keep to myseIf. 9 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:03,355 I go about my business, you know. Do my work. 10 00:01:04,791 --> 00:01:08,750 A charming, IoveabIe guy Iike yourseIf? You shouId get out more. 11 00:01:08,928 --> 00:01:12,523 I'm sure there's a ton of straight women who you couId make very happy. 12 00:01:16,169 --> 00:01:18,603 Louis wants us to cut the kid's thumb off. 13 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:11,921 I'd Iike to give shouts to aII my homies. 14 00:02:12,392 --> 00:02:14,826 Mrs. Friedman. LiIy. 15 00:02:14,894 --> 00:02:17,886 Mr. Mossman and the man he pIays cards with. 16 00:02:18,164 --> 00:02:19,756 Forgot his name. 17 00:02:20,633 --> 00:02:22,931 And aII my peeps at WiIshire AduIt Care. 18 00:02:23,536 --> 00:02:26,528 Everybody in the cafeteria. Big ups! 19 00:02:27,607 --> 00:02:30,974 What's up to my man Larry. And Ricki. 20 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:33,040 Yo, yo, yo. Peace, G. 21 00:02:34,481 --> 00:02:36,108 And the rec room. 22 00:02:40,954 --> 00:02:42,888 I got neighbors, you know. 23 00:02:44,724 --> 00:02:46,248 Digame sabrosa. 24 00:02:48,328 --> 00:02:50,592 -What's that? -It's espanol. 25 00:02:51,698 --> 00:02:52,858 What does it mean? 26 00:02:54,134 --> 00:02:55,431 I don't know. 27 00:02:59,439 --> 00:03:00,736 See that? 28 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:04,935 Don't be a pIaya hater, G. 29 00:03:10,917 --> 00:03:13,579 -Yeah? -Who the fuck are you? 30 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,981 Who the fuck are you? 31 00:03:19,459 --> 00:03:20,551 Excuse me. 32 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:23,625 What a shithoIe! 33 00:03:23,696 --> 00:03:27,291 -Lady, I think you're in the wrong pIace. -You are in the wrong pIace. 34 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,858 AII right? You're in the wrong pIace. You have no idea. 35 00:03:32,605 --> 00:03:34,038 And who the fuck are you? 36 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,674 -You're the fuck are you. -What? 37 00:03:39,612 --> 00:03:41,307 What are you doing here? 38 00:03:42,549 --> 00:03:44,608 -I'm staIking you. -Wait, you know her? 39 00:03:44,684 --> 00:03:47,380 First of aII, do not say my name in this room. AII right? 40 00:03:47,453 --> 00:03:49,250 Second of aII, you're out of Iine. 41 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:52,620 This is a professionaI situation and you have no right to intrude. 42 00:03:52,692 --> 00:03:56,184 What kind of professionaI situation? I can't beIieve this. 43 00:03:56,729 --> 00:03:58,219 A fucking man? 44 00:03:58,498 --> 00:04:01,228 Okay. I reaIIy thought this was aII about Sharon. 45 00:04:01,301 --> 00:04:04,168 -Are you teIIing peopIe where we are? -Mind your own business. 46 00:04:04,237 --> 00:04:05,932 -Shut the fuck up. -BIow me. 47 00:04:06,005 --> 00:04:07,529 Listen, both of you shut up. 48 00:04:07,874 --> 00:04:11,435 Look, I haven't toId anybody where we are. And, Robin... 49 00:04:12,345 --> 00:04:14,575 this is a professionaI situation. 50 00:04:14,647 --> 00:04:18,174 Our probIems have nothing to do with Sharon... 51 00:04:18,284 --> 00:04:20,218 and they have nothing to do with him. 52 00:04:20,353 --> 00:04:22,844 -I want you to Ieave right now! PIease. -No! 53 00:04:23,423 --> 00:04:25,015 I'm not Ieaving, he's Ieaving. 54 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:27,585 What? Who the fuck do you think you are? 55 00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:30,527 -I fucking Iive here. I'm not going anywhere. -Yeah? 56 00:04:30,930 --> 00:04:33,398 Neither am I. Going to be aII there is to that. 57 00:04:33,466 --> 00:04:35,730 -Why are you doing this? -What if I throw you out? 58 00:04:35,802 --> 00:04:39,169 What if I roundhouse you upside your fat head and coIIapse your skuII. 59 00:04:39,239 --> 00:04:43,073 -I don't know. Give it a shot. -Don't. She knows how to do that stuff. 60 00:04:43,142 --> 00:04:45,042 -Don't be macho. -I don't give a fuck. 61 00:04:45,111 --> 00:04:48,171 This isn't Iesbian taIk-circIe time. We got something to do. 62 00:04:48,248 --> 00:04:51,911 -You're getting the fuck out. Got it? -I mean, this? You need this? 63 00:04:51,985 --> 00:04:56,012 You need a IittIe freedom or something? You want to dabbIe? We can aII fuck. 64 00:04:56,089 --> 00:04:58,421 We can aII have sex together, that's fine. 65 00:04:59,058 --> 00:05:00,252 What do you say, Hot Rocks? 66 00:05:00,326 --> 00:05:02,294 -WouId you Iike it? -You're out of your mind. 67 00:05:02,362 --> 00:05:05,559 -You know you want it. -Our situation has nothing to do with him. 68 00:05:06,532 --> 00:05:07,863 It's over. 69 00:05:09,269 --> 00:05:12,898 -It's not him. It's us, honey. -Right, it's not you, it's her. Get the-- 70 00:05:12,972 --> 00:05:15,600 Just shut up for one second! God! Fuck! 71 00:05:15,775 --> 00:05:17,800 This has nothing to do with him. 72 00:05:22,015 --> 00:05:24,643 -It's just, we're over. -No, we're not over. 73 00:05:24,717 --> 00:05:28,517 We'II set up together, the three of us, tiII you get this out of your system. 74 00:05:28,655 --> 00:05:32,523 -Baby, you're not hearing me. -I'm fucking hearing you. Okay? 75 00:05:34,761 --> 00:05:35,921 God damn it! 76 00:05:36,562 --> 00:05:40,157 See, I'm going to kiII myseIf right now and you care.... 77 00:05:40,934 --> 00:05:43,926 -That's a nice girI. -Shut the fuck up, aII right! 78 00:05:46,539 --> 00:05:48,564 -What the fuck is that? -What did you.... 79 00:05:48,675 --> 00:05:49,869 No. 80 00:05:51,978 --> 00:05:54,037 -What did you do? -Is this hot enough for you? 81 00:05:54,113 --> 00:05:55,512 -Get away. -You want some? 82 00:05:55,581 --> 00:05:56,980 Get away. What's wrong with you? 83 00:05:57,050 --> 00:05:58,677 -Oh, my God. -What the fuck is this? 84 00:05:58,751 --> 00:06:00,446 Lady, you need some Band-Aids. 85 00:06:05,491 --> 00:06:08,016 This must be MentaI-fucking-IIIness Week. 86 00:06:19,973 --> 00:06:23,636 That woman is fucking beautifuI. 87 00:06:25,445 --> 00:06:26,503 Yes. 88 00:06:27,313 --> 00:06:29,508 She's Iike the ones at the Baywatch. 89 00:06:32,385 --> 00:06:34,376 They make my penis sneeze. 90 00:06:39,559 --> 00:06:41,925 You got a good sense of humor, you know that? 91 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:43,654 God bIess you. 92 00:06:46,699 --> 00:06:48,860 -Thank you. -No, not you, stupid. 93 00:06:48,935 --> 00:06:51,062 When my penis sneezes, I say, ''God bIess you. 94 00:06:51,137 --> 00:06:52,968 ''God bIess you, penis.'' 95 00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:13,389 She's going to be okay. 96 00:07:14,594 --> 00:07:15,720 What a reIief. 97 00:07:18,664 --> 00:07:22,100 Brian, wouId you excuse us? I want to taIk to Larry for a minute. Okay? 98 00:07:22,168 --> 00:07:24,159 -You'II be aII right in the car? -Yeah. 99 00:07:24,237 --> 00:07:25,602 Okay, good. 100 00:07:37,817 --> 00:07:38,909 I just.... 101 00:07:39,852 --> 00:07:42,377 I got to teII you, I'm not up for this thumb deaI. 102 00:07:42,455 --> 00:07:44,252 I say we don't do it. 103 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:52,257 You trying to test me? 104 00:07:52,432 --> 00:07:55,560 Is that it? You wanna see if I'm gonna do what I'm supposed to do? 105 00:07:55,635 --> 00:07:56,624 No. 106 00:07:58,204 --> 00:08:01,367 So, what are you, a contractor with a conscience? 107 00:08:03,142 --> 00:08:05,576 Look, I've done some bad things... 108 00:08:05,778 --> 00:08:09,145 but I didn't sign on to this to be a brutaI street thug. 109 00:08:09,315 --> 00:08:13,012 Because, as far as I'm concerned, that's not the job I took. 110 00:08:17,356 --> 00:08:18,948 How wouId you get around it? 111 00:08:20,193 --> 00:08:21,558 I'd work it out. 112 00:08:22,261 --> 00:08:25,253 But first I got to know, are you with me? 113 00:08:36,275 --> 00:08:37,264 Sure. 114 00:08:38,077 --> 00:08:39,544 Sure or yes? 115 00:08:39,612 --> 00:08:42,342 -That's the same thing. -No, it's not the same thing. 116 00:08:42,682 --> 00:08:46,516 See, if I were to ask you to move my couch for me you'd probabIy say, ''Sure.'' 117 00:08:47,286 --> 00:08:49,880 But if I were to ask you to Iook deep into my eyes... 118 00:08:50,022 --> 00:08:52,217 and teII me from the bottom of your heart... 119 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:56,091 if it wouId give you great pIeasure if I were to suck your cock for 1 2 hours... 120 00:08:56,529 --> 00:08:59,430 if I may be presumptuous, you'd probabIy say, ''Yes.'' 121 00:09:00,766 --> 00:09:03,496 See, it just impIies a different IeveI of commitment. 122 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:08,230 Ask me the question again. 123 00:09:09,442 --> 00:09:11,307 Okay. Are you with me? 124 00:09:13,446 --> 00:09:14,606 Yes. 125 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:19,951 Yeah? Good. 126 00:09:24,090 --> 00:09:24,323 Isn't this B IeveI? 127 00:09:24,323 --> 00:09:25,347 Isn't this B IeveI? 128 00:09:25,424 --> 00:09:27,221 This is D IeveI. You shouIdn't be here. 129 00:09:27,293 --> 00:09:28,624 I'm Iooking for B IeveI. 130 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:32,357 This is a D IeveI and no one is aIIowed here. You need to go back to B IeveI. 131 00:09:33,065 --> 00:09:35,260 HoId on. Because you're confusing me, okay? 132 00:09:35,334 --> 00:09:36,460 You're confusing me. 133 00:09:36,536 --> 00:09:39,164 Let's just start from the beginning. If this isn't B-- 134 00:09:39,438 --> 00:09:40,837 Oh, my God. 135 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:44,676 -I am so sorry. -That's okay. 136 00:09:48,948 --> 00:09:51,974 Just soak that in coId water and it'II come right out, okay? 137 00:09:52,051 --> 00:09:54,542 I promise you. Yes. No, it wiII. 138 00:09:55,988 --> 00:09:59,981 The thing is, the reason I'm here is they toId me to go around the corner.... 139 00:10:00,059 --> 00:10:01,686 -CIose your eyes. -What? 140 00:10:01,761 --> 00:10:04,855 CIose your eyes. FoIIow me. Just waIk in. Don't Iook. 141 00:10:05,798 --> 00:10:07,732 Come on. Go. You're fine. 142 00:10:14,507 --> 00:10:16,600 -Can I open them? -No. Stand right here. 143 00:10:16,676 --> 00:10:19,702 -It's coId in here. -Don't Iook at nothing. AII right? 144 00:10:29,622 --> 00:10:31,419 -Can I open them? -No. 145 00:10:32,291 --> 00:10:33,724 Stay turned around. 146 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,555 SmeIIs Iike my grandmother's. 147 00:10:41,067 --> 00:10:43,228 -What was that? -It's nothing. 148 00:11:11,864 --> 00:11:15,356 I like big butts and I cannot lie 149 00:11:15,635 --> 00:11:17,500 The other brothers can't deny 150 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:19,964 When the girls walk in with an itty-bitty waist 151 00:11:20,039 --> 00:11:24,442 And round things in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough 152 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:26,137 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed 153 00:11:26,212 --> 00:11:28,942 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong 154 00:11:29,015 --> 00:11:30,676 And I'm down to get the friction on 155 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,513 So, ladies, yeah 156 00:11:32,585 --> 00:11:33,745 Ladies, yeah 157 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:36,344 If you wanna roll in my Mercedes Yeah 158 00:11:36,589 --> 00:11:40,753 So turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout 159 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:42,054 Baby got back! 160 00:11:43,796 --> 00:11:45,229 Baby got back! 161 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:50,328 That's an oId-schooI song. 162 00:11:51,671 --> 00:11:54,504 You're oId-schooI, too, Larry. 163 00:11:58,110 --> 00:12:01,773 We got an item that we want to package ourseIves and, you know.... 164 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:02,905 -MaiI out. -Okay. 165 00:12:02,982 --> 00:12:05,212 CouId we just get an enveIope from you? 166 00:12:05,584 --> 00:12:07,051 What size wouId you Iike? 167 00:12:07,119 --> 00:12:09,280 -Just the top, right-- -6 by 9. 168 00:12:13,459 --> 00:12:14,721 So aII right. 169 00:12:16,095 --> 00:12:17,494 We're done, right? 170 00:12:19,098 --> 00:12:20,190 That's it. 171 00:12:35,414 --> 00:12:36,540 Thanks. 172 00:12:53,332 --> 00:12:55,493 WouId you Iike your parceI insured? 173 00:12:58,371 --> 00:13:00,168 No, that's aII right. 174 00:13:18,624 --> 00:13:20,353 I'II be right back. 175 00:13:23,028 --> 00:13:24,620 Friend of yours? 176 00:13:25,564 --> 00:13:26,895 CIose, personaI. 177 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:39,174 You know something? You're right. It is sadness. 178 00:13:39,979 --> 00:13:43,506 I'm fucking sad. You got me. You're a genius. 179 00:13:44,483 --> 00:13:48,351 You know why I'm fucking sad? Because I got this fucking... 180 00:13:49,622 --> 00:13:52,750 beautifuI, sexy, gorgeous... 181 00:13:52,992 --> 00:13:57,361 heartthrob-o-rama, fucking smart, amazing bombsheII... 182 00:13:57,530 --> 00:14:00,465 1 7-on-a-fucking-10-scaIe girI... 183 00:14:00,533 --> 00:14:02,694 sIeeping in a bed, right next to me. 184 00:14:04,437 --> 00:14:05,836 And you know what? 185 00:14:06,906 --> 00:14:09,397 She's a stone-coId dyke. 186 00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:12,272 A fucking untouchabIe... 187 00:14:12,378 --> 00:14:15,404 unhaveabIe, unattainabIe brick waII... 188 00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:17,540 fucking Dykeasaurus Rexi. 189 00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:22,485 So it's sad, okay? What do you want me to do? 190 00:14:23,255 --> 00:14:25,348 I feeI fucking sadness about that. 191 00:14:26,258 --> 00:14:28,317 There's nothing I can fucking do. 192 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,657 And not onIy is she a major babe... 193 00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:40,469 but I reaIIy Iike this girI a Iot. 194 00:14:41,307 --> 00:14:42,569 A Iot. 195 00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:46,136 She's not Iike anybody eIse I ever knew before... 196 00:14:46,212 --> 00:14:48,840 and that's a compIeteIy fucking new one on me. 197 00:14:50,549 --> 00:14:54,007 I don't even know her reaI fucking name. So there you go. 198 00:14:54,086 --> 00:14:57,078 And in case you're interested, my Iife sucks. 199 00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:01,425 AII right? Stick a fork in me, I'm done. 200 00:15:18,611 --> 00:15:22,172 Clean the bar all you like. I'm just going to puke on it again. 201 00:15:22,815 --> 00:15:24,680 -Oh, you got me. -Oh! I got you! 202 00:15:35,094 --> 00:15:37,119 Do you think your fingernaiIs need trimming? 203 00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:47,372 They're fine. 204 00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:53,476 What? You don't Iike my fingernaiIs now? 205 00:15:55,814 --> 00:16:00,012 Look, I have no idea if this is true or not, but I've heard it said... 206 00:16:00,486 --> 00:16:04,855 that those who are baIanced more toward the mascuIine of either sex... 207 00:16:04,924 --> 00:16:07,017 check their fingernaiIs this way. 208 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:12,254 And those baIanced more toward the feminine check them that way. 209 00:16:13,465 --> 00:16:17,060 I had a feeIing that even though you have this tough guy thing going on... 210 00:16:17,136 --> 00:16:20,628 that you are wrestIing with some very strong feminine Ieanings. 211 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,935 That's fucking buIIshit. 212 00:16:23,409 --> 00:16:26,708 I can't see. I'm farsighted. Nearsighted, whatever it is. 213 00:16:27,012 --> 00:16:30,539 So I hoId them out here but I can't see them up cIose. 214 00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:34,917 To find out how somebody's baIanced toward a mascuIine, Iook at me. 215 00:16:35,187 --> 00:16:37,781 I can't see. That's why I hoId them far away. 216 00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:40,354 -AII right. -Yeah, it is aII right. 217 00:16:40,426 --> 00:16:41,586 No, aII right. 218 00:16:41,694 --> 00:16:43,594 I was gonna do this. That's what I wanna do. 219 00:16:43,662 --> 00:16:46,654 But I know I can't see so I hoId them out there to Iook at them. 220 00:16:46,732 --> 00:16:47,721 AII right. 221 00:16:59,511 --> 00:17:02,309 Don't give me that Iook. I see you Iooking at me. 222 00:17:05,551 --> 00:17:07,678 -Are you gay? -What the fuck. 223 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,054 No. I'm not gay! 224 00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:13,419 Why do you Iook at me and think I'm gay? 225 00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:14,959 I'm not fucking gay! 226 00:17:15,027 --> 00:17:17,860 -Are you sure? -Yeah, I'm fucking sure. 227 00:17:20,065 --> 00:17:22,499 You know what, I bet you're right. 228 00:17:22,935 --> 00:17:25,267 -Thank you. -It wasn't a compIiment. 229 00:17:25,371 --> 00:17:29,432 Ricki, whatever your reaI name is, aII right, this is my eyes. 230 00:17:31,543 --> 00:17:35,274 Look how I'm acting. You're driving me crazy. 231 00:17:36,081 --> 00:17:39,141 You give me a fucking headache. 232 00:17:40,219 --> 00:17:44,986 I don't even know why I had a crush on you, back a Iong time ago when I first met you... 233 00:17:45,624 --> 00:17:47,558 that you reaIIy cured me of. 234 00:17:49,595 --> 00:17:51,062 I don't know. 235 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:54,196 Maybe it's because you know I can kick your ass. 236 00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,667 Maybe that turns you on. 237 00:17:58,003 --> 00:17:59,903 You cannot kick my ass. 238 00:18:20,693 --> 00:18:21,785 What? 239 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,823 You need a woman. 240 00:18:29,435 --> 00:18:30,766 I got one. 241 00:18:31,870 --> 00:18:32,962 Stop. 242 00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:36,430 Kiss me again. 243 00:18:39,812 --> 00:18:41,677 I thought you wanted to be my bitch. 244 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,379 This is so fucked up. 245 00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:11,242 -Where you going? -It's turkey time. 246 00:19:16,849 --> 00:19:18,373 GobbIe, gobbIe. 247 00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:21,010 What? 248 00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:24,179 Now, you taIk the taIk... 249 00:19:24,256 --> 00:19:26,884 you know I'm expecting you to waIk the waIk. Come on. 250 00:19:26,959 --> 00:19:29,894 Show me what I've been missing my whoIe Iife. 251 00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:32,157 Lay some of that sweet ''heteroIingus'' on me. 252 00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:39,734 I think... 253 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:42,266 to be serious.... 254 00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:46,041 I just.... You know, I think.... 255 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:49,478 I was thinking, you know, and you were right... 256 00:19:49,548 --> 00:19:52,415 when you said probabIy, actuaIIy a woman might know more... 257 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:56,443 about what feeIs better to another woman. She's a woman herseIf. 258 00:19:56,688 --> 00:20:00,454 A guy might be at a certain disadvantage. You know, Iike.... 259 00:20:01,794 --> 00:20:05,696 It's Iike, you need a handicap. You know, Iike goIf. 260 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,691 Shut up and get over here. 261 00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,375 God bIess you, penis. 262 00:22:04,316 --> 00:22:05,840 What'd you say? 263 00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:09,482 Nothing. 264 00:22:12,891 --> 00:22:15,689 Every reIationship has a buII and a cow? 265 00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:18,596 That's right. 266 00:22:37,115 --> 00:22:39,709 Just to be up front about aII this... 267 00:22:41,019 --> 00:22:42,953 when this gig is over... 268 00:22:44,456 --> 00:22:47,550 I want you to know that I'm going to be Ieaving. 269 00:23:08,714 --> 00:23:09,738 Listen... 270 00:23:09,848 --> 00:23:12,817 you and Trixie over there, meet me at BeverIy and Lomitas. 271 00:23:13,385 --> 00:23:14,852 Louis, what's going on? 272 00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:17,052 And don't bring the thing. 273 00:23:17,589 --> 00:23:20,149 -The what? -The thing. Don't bring it. 274 00:23:20,225 --> 00:23:21,317 What thing? 275 00:23:21,626 --> 00:23:24,254 The thing. Don't bring.... Don't bring it. 276 00:23:25,330 --> 00:23:27,628 -You mean the.... -Yeah. Don't bring it. 277 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:30,167 You leave it somewhere safe for the time being. 278 00:23:30,335 --> 00:23:31,996 -AII right. -You understand? 279 00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:34,595 -Yeah, I understand. -And hurry up, jackass. 280 00:23:36,508 --> 00:23:37,600 What? 281 00:23:38,610 --> 00:23:40,703 It's Louis. Fucking pissed. 282 00:23:41,813 --> 00:23:44,145 See this? Some cookies in there. 283 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,478 Be back. 284 00:23:47,085 --> 00:23:49,110 -When are you coming back? -Soon. 285 00:23:49,287 --> 00:23:53,053 -Just reIax, eat your breakfast. Okay? -I'm not hungry, though. 286 00:23:53,158 --> 00:23:56,889 WeII, you can't skip breakfast. It's a very important meaI. AII right? 287 00:23:56,962 --> 00:23:59,590 Don't go nowhere. Don't touch nothing. 288 00:23:59,965 --> 00:24:03,059 -Don't make phone caIIs. I'm not kidding. -AII right, Larry. 289 00:24:03,135 --> 00:24:04,830 AII right. See you Iater. 290 00:24:05,003 --> 00:24:06,971 -Bye, Ricki. -Bye, Brian. 291 00:24:18,617 --> 00:24:20,812 -What? -Nothing. 292 00:24:29,161 --> 00:24:31,994 You know, I got this fantasy. 293 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:34,588 About making it with a guy? 294 00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:39,294 No. 295 00:24:40,572 --> 00:24:42,062 That's not it. 296 00:24:44,476 --> 00:24:48,173 Going somewhere, you know, Iike, somewhere reaIIy... 297 00:24:52,317 --> 00:24:53,477 cIean. 298 00:24:55,654 --> 00:24:57,622 -CIean? -Yeah. 299 00:24:58,990 --> 00:25:03,086 No scumbags teIIing you what to do. Nobody yeIIing at you aII the time. 300 00:25:04,062 --> 00:25:06,189 SomepIace you couId just be. 301 00:25:10,035 --> 00:25:11,434 Be yourseIf. 302 00:25:14,906 --> 00:25:16,373 No bad stuff. 303 00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:22,940 That sounds good. 304 00:25:38,029 --> 00:25:41,487 -What's up? -We have a visitor from New York. 305 00:25:43,502 --> 00:25:44,833 FoIIow me. 306 00:25:55,547 --> 00:25:56,741 HeIIo. 307 00:25:58,550 --> 00:26:01,883 -WeIcome. Nice to meet you. -HeIIo, sir. 308 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,851 FinaIIy. Nice to meet you, too. 309 00:26:04,122 --> 00:26:06,317 Come. Look at you. BeautifuI. 310 00:26:06,391 --> 00:26:09,155 Come on in. Here. Grab a couch. 311 00:26:09,561 --> 00:26:10,823 Sit, sit. 312 00:26:11,263 --> 00:26:13,959 I say everything twice. In, in. Sit, sit. 313 00:26:14,766 --> 00:26:17,200 I'm so gIad you couId come... 314 00:26:17,769 --> 00:26:21,637 on such a short notice, too. Thank you, I reaIIy appreciate it. 315 00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:25,972 I reaIIy.... I thank you. I appreciate it. Here, I've got some stuff. 316 00:26:26,311 --> 00:26:30,771 I'm sorry if I'm a bit of a mess, but I just got in a few hours ago. 317 00:26:31,616 --> 00:26:35,484 I'm sure Louis toId you, you know, I'm having... 318 00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:38,981 some IittIe IegaI probIems out here right now. 319 00:26:40,192 --> 00:26:44,652 What are you gonna do? It's a nuisance, but what are you going to do? 320 00:26:44,963 --> 00:26:46,954 I got to fight it, right? 321 00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:51,558 I mean, I can't go to jaiI. That just can't happen. 322 00:26:52,537 --> 00:26:54,437 I'm used to the finer things. 323 00:26:54,673 --> 00:26:57,073 -Louis, am I right? -You are right. 324 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:01,671 It can't be. So I think we can say... 325 00:27:02,681 --> 00:27:06,048 beyond a shadow of a doubt, that it's not gonna happen. 326 00:27:11,856 --> 00:27:14,290 Somewhere a mistake has been made. 327 00:27:17,495 --> 00:27:18,985 Did you know... 328 00:27:20,532 --> 00:27:22,625 that apparentIy some peopIe... 329 00:27:22,701 --> 00:27:26,398 do not regard the thumb, technicaIIy, to be a finger? 330 00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:33,142 Curious for myseIf, I turned to Louis here... 331 00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:37,677 who with his newfound dictionary skiIIs Iooked it up for me. 332 00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,547 -You know what it said? -No. 333 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,347 TeII him what it said, Louis. 334 00:27:44,623 --> 00:27:45,851 It said, quote: 335 00:27:45,924 --> 00:27:50,520 ''The short, thick, inner digit of the hand next to the forefinger.'' Unquote. 336 00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:53,389 Now it said, ''digit,'' not ''finger.'' 337 00:27:53,665 --> 00:27:58,329 So I stiII don't reaIIy know, technicaIIy, if it's considered a finger or not. 338 00:27:58,837 --> 00:28:00,361 -Right? -Right. 339 00:28:01,706 --> 00:28:03,537 Right. Look at him. I Iove him. 340 00:28:04,042 --> 00:28:07,876 I Iove this guy. He eats no matter what. I Iove you, Louis. 341 00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:09,712 What's this? 342 00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:12,442 What is this? Louis. 343 00:28:13,618 --> 00:28:15,677 I've been subpoenaed. 344 00:28:17,689 --> 00:28:20,886 I can't be consorting with armed feIons. 345 00:28:23,261 --> 00:28:25,559 A IittIe consideration, pIease. 346 00:28:26,531 --> 00:28:29,989 Besides, you think something Iike this is necessary... 347 00:28:30,068 --> 00:28:32,195 anyway, to intimidate peopIe? 348 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,000 I say intimidation comes from within. 349 00:28:38,076 --> 00:28:41,443 There are a muItitude of quaIities an individuaI can possess... 350 00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:43,572 that make them intimidating. 351 00:28:43,648 --> 00:28:47,379 Not onIy this, this is the outside. Then there's the inside. 352 00:28:48,219 --> 00:28:51,416 But you know what's the most intimidating quaIity? 353 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,419 Not that you asked. 354 00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:56,890 But the absoIuteIy most intimidating in my opinion? 355 00:28:57,262 --> 00:29:00,197 When an individuaI just doesn't give a shit. 356 00:29:01,066 --> 00:29:04,695 -Louis, you want to go to medicaI schooI? -MedicaI schooI? 357 00:29:07,372 --> 00:29:08,430 Yes! 358 00:29:11,609 --> 00:29:15,636 Students there can aIways use something to Iearn on. 359 00:29:21,286 --> 00:29:23,254 I feeI Iike I'm fIoating. 360 00:29:25,523 --> 00:29:26,581 I feeI... 361 00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:29,488 reIeased. 362 00:29:33,465 --> 00:29:35,228 I don't give a shit. 363 00:29:36,634 --> 00:29:37,862 I don't. 364 00:29:48,179 --> 00:29:50,943 I have no compunctions... 365 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:54,650 none whatsoever. 366 00:29:58,757 --> 00:30:00,782 And I am very concerned... 367 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,727 about the way things have turned out here. 368 00:30:14,105 --> 00:30:15,902 How was the bIeeding? 369 00:30:20,512 --> 00:30:21,774 The bIeeding? 370 00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:24,444 No, not him. 371 00:30:26,084 --> 00:30:28,780 The retard, when you cut his thumb off. 372 00:30:29,687 --> 00:30:32,986 Louis toId me you were concerned. 373 00:30:39,230 --> 00:30:40,561 BIeeding was fine. 374 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,726 Fine? 375 00:30:44,669 --> 00:30:46,364 It was aII right. 376 00:30:49,607 --> 00:30:51,632 Okay. Good. 377 00:30:58,716 --> 00:31:03,346 I didn't need your heIp, you know. I couId have beaten these charges. 378 00:31:05,590 --> 00:31:07,455 What were you thinking? 379 00:31:08,126 --> 00:31:11,027 You were gonna extort a federaI prosecutor. 380 00:31:12,397 --> 00:31:14,490 You thought you couId say: 381 00:31:16,468 --> 00:31:21,030 ''Kidnapped your IittIe brother, drop aII charges,'' and the guy'd roII over? 382 00:31:23,107 --> 00:31:26,599 You didn't think aII heII wouIdn't break Ioose? 383 00:31:28,179 --> 00:31:31,376 You didn't think every fucking fed... 384 00:31:32,183 --> 00:31:34,583 wouIdn't drop what they were doing... 385 00:31:34,719 --> 00:31:38,052 and dive in to protect one of their own? 386 00:31:39,958 --> 00:31:42,552 What do you morons think... 387 00:31:43,127 --> 00:31:45,357 this is LittIe ItaIy? 388 00:31:47,232 --> 00:31:48,426 Wake up! 389 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:52,129 This is the twenty-fucking-first century! 390 00:32:06,618 --> 00:32:07,846 So now... 391 00:32:11,589 --> 00:32:13,113 things are bad. 392 00:32:15,527 --> 00:32:18,462 And whether you wanna caII a thumb... 393 00:32:18,930 --> 00:32:21,364 a finger or a digit... 394 00:32:21,966 --> 00:32:25,868 for the sake of this discussion, it doesn't reaIIy matter. 395 00:32:26,337 --> 00:32:27,804 You know why? 396 00:32:28,573 --> 00:32:31,804 Because whatever you choose to caII it... 397 00:32:33,211 --> 00:32:34,542 a thumb... 398 00:32:35,380 --> 00:32:37,143 has a fingerprint... 399 00:32:38,483 --> 00:32:40,849 and the one you sent... 400 00:32:41,819 --> 00:32:45,016 had the wrong fucking one. 401 00:32:48,192 --> 00:32:51,753 -Mr. Starkman-- -I know my fucking name... 402 00:32:52,163 --> 00:32:54,154 you piece of shit! 403 00:32:59,571 --> 00:33:02,199 You don't try to extort... 404 00:33:02,273 --> 00:33:05,800 a federaI fucking prosecutor! 405 00:33:08,746 --> 00:33:10,236 And if you do... 406 00:33:12,717 --> 00:33:15,914 you don't fuck around! 407 00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:23,090 Fuck this. 408 00:33:23,528 --> 00:33:25,359 Cutting off his thumb was a stupid order. 409 00:33:25,430 --> 00:33:29,423 We wouId have been dereIict in our responsibiIities if we had foIIowed it. 410 00:33:31,135 --> 00:33:32,227 HeIIo. 411 00:33:32,303 --> 00:33:34,271 How Iong couId we have kept beIow radar... 412 00:33:34,339 --> 00:33:36,671 with a thumbIess, bIeeding haIf-wit? 413 00:33:37,675 --> 00:33:39,666 You see, sometimes... 414 00:33:40,144 --> 00:33:44,080 one has to use their professionaI prerogative... 415 00:33:45,049 --> 00:33:47,210 to override a dumb request. 416 00:33:49,354 --> 00:33:51,049 With aII due respect... 417 00:33:51,122 --> 00:33:54,216 even at this point if you were to ask us... 418 00:33:54,792 --> 00:33:58,057 to pursue a course of action that wouId be... 419 00:33:58,596 --> 00:34:01,997 Iet's say, contrary to your best interests... 420 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,200 then as awkward as it might be... 421 00:34:06,371 --> 00:34:08,202 we wouId have to take exception. 422 00:34:13,811 --> 00:34:16,302 Aside from those of us in this room... 423 00:34:16,381 --> 00:34:19,976 there's onIy one person, reaIIy, that can Iink you to this fuckup. 424 00:34:22,086 --> 00:34:24,850 And I feeI that we shouId... 425 00:34:26,524 --> 00:34:29,220 rectify that probIem as soon as we can. 426 00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:35,290 I think I'd much prefer just to... 427 00:34:36,934 --> 00:34:38,265 you know... 428 00:34:39,804 --> 00:34:41,465 end it right here. 429 00:34:44,909 --> 00:34:48,208 And that wouId be your professionaI prerogative. 430 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,106 If you think that having that kid picked up by the authorities... 431 00:34:52,183 --> 00:34:56,552 and teIIing them aII about being kidnapped in an attempt to save your ass makes sense. 432 00:34:57,922 --> 00:35:01,016 If you think that's the best tactic to keep you out of jaiI. 433 00:35:01,993 --> 00:35:05,793 If you think that's any Iess dumb than asking to have his finger cut off... 434 00:35:06,597 --> 00:35:10,033 weII, then that wouId be the thing that you shouId do. 435 00:35:13,671 --> 00:35:15,400 But if you don't... 436 00:35:16,207 --> 00:35:18,732 then Iet us take the thorn out of your side. 437 00:35:19,477 --> 00:35:23,880 Let us make sure that kid wiII never be abIe to testify against anybody. 438 00:35:26,818 --> 00:35:29,719 And if after that you're stiII not happy... 439 00:35:31,055 --> 00:35:33,148 then we can aII taIk again. 440 00:35:41,466 --> 00:35:44,333 -You were kidding, right? -What do you think? 441 00:35:44,736 --> 00:35:48,103 We'II take Brian back to where you found him and get out of here. 442 00:35:49,741 --> 00:35:51,265 Are we going to the Baywatch now? 443 00:35:51,943 --> 00:35:55,037 No, we can't go to the Baywatch now. Take you Iater. 444 00:36:00,651 --> 00:36:02,585 Maybe this is it. Maybe this is the thing. 445 00:36:02,653 --> 00:36:05,645 Maybe this is a sign coming from nowhere, from out of the bIue... 446 00:36:05,723 --> 00:36:10,092 just teIIing me it's time. It's time to get out. It's time to do it. 447 00:36:18,169 --> 00:36:21,195 When I'm alone in my room Sometimes I stare at the wall 448 00:36:21,272 --> 00:36:24,173 and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call 449 00:36:24,242 --> 00:36:27,143 telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove 450 00:36:27,211 --> 00:36:30,510 For the first time in my life I see I need love 451 00:36:30,615 --> 00:36:33,982 So if you know who you are why don't you make yourself seen 452 00:36:34,118 --> 00:36:37,451 take a chance with my love you'll find out what I mean 453 00:36:37,522 --> 00:36:39,114 I need love 454 00:36:44,128 --> 00:36:45,322 I need love 455 00:36:45,396 --> 00:36:48,388 Let me ask you something. You got a girIfriend? 456 00:36:52,870 --> 00:36:54,269 No, I don't. 457 00:36:55,373 --> 00:36:56,863 Let me do something for you. 458 00:36:56,941 --> 00:37:00,809 You know, make up for aII the probIems I caused you. 459 00:37:01,979 --> 00:37:05,574 Because I see you're a IittIe nervous around women. Right? 460 00:37:05,850 --> 00:37:09,877 Let me teII you something. You got no reason to be shy. There's no magic to it. 461 00:37:10,054 --> 00:37:14,923 Let me teII you this thing that I heard, and I'm starting to beIieve that it's true. 462 00:37:15,126 --> 00:37:16,423 You know? 463 00:37:16,527 --> 00:37:20,088 It's that the thing you're most afraid of in Iife... 464 00:37:20,565 --> 00:37:24,729 if you do it, if you step up, good things wiII happen. 465 00:37:25,469 --> 00:37:28,666 You see a girI that you Iike that you're scared to taIk to... 466 00:37:28,739 --> 00:37:30,434 bro, step up. 467 00:37:31,909 --> 00:37:33,240 Go up to her and say: 468 00:37:33,678 --> 00:37:36,977 ''Hi, how are you today? Nice weather we're having.'' 469 00:37:37,048 --> 00:37:40,506 Take it from there, wherever the conversation goes. You try it. 470 00:37:40,585 --> 00:37:43,076 Try it with me. Practice. Go ahead. 471 00:37:43,254 --> 00:37:44,812 HeIIo, how are you today? 472 00:37:45,957 --> 00:37:48,152 Try it with me. Go ahead. Just say it. 473 00:37:49,393 --> 00:37:51,384 HeIIo, how are you today? 474 00:37:53,397 --> 00:37:55,388 Come on, Brian. HeIIo. 475 00:37:59,437 --> 00:38:00,734 How are you today? 476 00:38:02,173 --> 00:38:03,868 ''How are you today?'' 477 00:38:04,242 --> 00:38:06,267 Nice weather we're having. 478 00:38:09,814 --> 00:38:11,304 ''Nice weather we're having.'' 479 00:38:11,515 --> 00:38:15,383 There you go. You see how he did it? It's because you stepped up, Brian. 480 00:38:15,453 --> 00:38:19,321 If you're afraid, step up and good things start to happen. Am I right? 481 00:38:20,858 --> 00:38:23,622 -I stepped up. -Step it up, pimp. 482 00:38:24,428 --> 00:38:26,658 That's how you move. Step it up. 483 00:38:38,743 --> 00:38:41,735 So, now that we're partners in crime... 484 00:38:42,747 --> 00:38:44,840 how about teIIing me your reaI name. 485 00:38:46,384 --> 00:38:48,511 The reason that I ask that... 486 00:38:48,619 --> 00:38:52,055 is because I don't know if you gave it any thought since Iast night... 487 00:38:52,256 --> 00:38:53,655 but I've been thinking about it. 488 00:38:53,724 --> 00:38:58,457 And seeing.... You know, Iooks Iike now we're both going to be Ieaving. 489 00:38:59,797 --> 00:39:01,822 So I thought, you know.... 490 00:39:02,199 --> 00:39:03,791 AII right, Iook. 491 00:39:03,935 --> 00:39:06,699 I'm gonna Iay it aII out there for you right now. 492 00:39:06,771 --> 00:39:10,832 I'm just gonna say it, because, you know, here I am. 493 00:39:11,976 --> 00:39:13,603 -I think-- -Larry. 494 00:39:15,579 --> 00:39:18,742 You know I haven't done this kind of thing hardIy ever. 495 00:39:18,816 --> 00:39:20,340 The whoIe man thing... 496 00:39:20,418 --> 00:39:23,683 doesn't reaIIy hoId that much for me, usuaIIy. 497 00:39:24,488 --> 00:39:25,682 I know. 498 00:39:26,657 --> 00:39:28,784 But somehow you got through. 499 00:39:30,594 --> 00:39:31,822 Somehow. 500 00:39:35,199 --> 00:39:36,826 But in the end... 501 00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:43,664 I don't think I couId ever be what you reaIIy want. 502 00:39:58,356 --> 00:40:02,087 -So where do you think you'II go? -I don't know. 503 00:40:06,764 --> 00:40:08,356 Somewhere cIean. 504 00:40:12,670 --> 00:40:15,104 You know, Northern CaIifornia... 505 00:40:16,273 --> 00:40:17,740 Oregon maybe. 506 00:40:18,809 --> 00:40:21,676 You couId just drop me off near the Pacific Coast Highway... 507 00:40:21,746 --> 00:40:24,715 -and I'II figure it out from there. -Okay. 508 00:40:26,450 --> 00:40:30,750 After that, Brian, I think it's gonna be time to go home. 509 00:40:33,824 --> 00:40:36,156 We just Ieft there a IittIe whiIe ago, though. 510 00:40:36,227 --> 00:40:39,594 I don't mean my apartment. I mean, you know, the pIace where you Iive. 511 00:40:39,663 --> 00:40:41,255 Where I got you. 512 00:40:44,035 --> 00:40:45,935 What, you mean to stay? 513 00:40:47,705 --> 00:40:49,502 Yeah, buddy. To stay. 514 00:41:47,865 --> 00:41:49,230 Oh, my God. 515 00:41:57,775 --> 00:42:00,403 -It's open. Oh, my God. -What are you doing? Sit down. 516 00:42:00,478 --> 00:42:02,878 -Oh, my God. I'm gonna go. -Brian, what? 517 00:42:02,947 --> 00:42:04,744 -What's he taIking about? -They're open. 518 00:42:07,451 --> 00:42:10,477 They're open. Oh, my God. The Baywatch. 519 00:42:11,055 --> 00:42:12,317 They're open! 520 00:42:14,024 --> 00:42:15,685 -Cowabunga! -Oh, my God. 521 00:42:15,759 --> 00:42:17,090 That's the Baywatch? 522 00:42:17,361 --> 00:42:19,226 It's open. It's the Baywatch. 523 00:42:20,397 --> 00:42:21,762 HeIIo there! 524 00:42:23,734 --> 00:42:25,895 I can't beIieve this. 525 00:42:26,403 --> 00:42:29,133 -I can't beIieve. Stop. -We can't stop now. 526 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,800 No, we have to stop! 527 00:42:31,876 --> 00:42:35,403 No, Larry, no! They're here. We're here. 528 00:42:36,547 --> 00:42:39,607 I know. We can't, though. I'm sorry. We can't stop. 529 00:42:39,683 --> 00:42:41,446 -We're here. Come on. -We're here. 530 00:42:41,519 --> 00:42:43,009 -We're right here. -Brian. 531 00:42:43,087 --> 00:42:45,521 Wait. That's it. We're right here. 532 00:42:50,027 --> 00:42:53,622 Wait a second. Wait. So turn around now, okay? 533 00:43:07,278 --> 00:43:08,609 AII right. 534 00:43:12,783 --> 00:43:14,444 What do you think? 535 00:43:20,324 --> 00:43:24,021 -Can I go down there? -Brian, you can't go down there, no. 536 00:43:26,063 --> 00:43:28,657 I mean, we're not aIIowed down there. 537 00:43:29,733 --> 00:43:31,462 PIus, we got to go soon. 538 00:43:32,770 --> 00:43:35,830 PIease? PIease, can I go down there? 539 00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,136 You know, Brian, I don't even think.... 540 00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:44,805 This might not even be the Baywatch. I think this is probabIy something eIse. 541 00:43:48,419 --> 00:43:50,284 Larry, you promised me. 542 00:43:53,057 --> 00:43:54,649 You promised me. 543 00:44:00,698 --> 00:44:03,189 -It's right there. -I know. 544 00:44:04,501 --> 00:44:06,332 Just for five minutes? 545 00:44:12,343 --> 00:44:14,777 Brian, what's your brother's name? 546 00:44:17,848 --> 00:44:21,409 My brother's name is stinky Jimmy Dorf. Want to know why? 547 00:44:22,052 --> 00:44:24,179 Yeah, some other time, I do. 548 00:44:24,488 --> 00:44:28,356 Yeah, Los AngeIes. The U.S. courthouse. The office of a James Dorf. 549 00:44:29,927 --> 00:44:33,556 -Because.... Do you want to know why? -Yeah. 550 00:44:34,598 --> 00:44:36,691 Because sometimes he smeIIs Iike fish. 551 00:44:37,334 --> 00:44:38,631 No, I don't think so. 552 00:44:38,736 --> 00:44:42,672 Yeah, I'II give you my name. Give me a minute. HoId on. I forgot it. 553 00:44:56,754 --> 00:44:58,415 Brian, Iook at me. 554 00:45:00,024 --> 00:45:04,290 I think your brother and his friends are gonna be here soon to pick you up. 555 00:45:04,361 --> 00:45:05,350 Okay? 556 00:45:09,099 --> 00:45:11,260 I want you to know something. 557 00:45:13,537 --> 00:45:14,765 You're a good kid. 558 00:45:16,907 --> 00:45:19,034 I'm sorry about aII the.... 559 00:45:22,513 --> 00:45:24,413 I'm sorry for being.... 560 00:45:32,589 --> 00:45:33,920 I'm sorry. 561 00:45:39,763 --> 00:45:41,060 I think you're wrong. 562 00:45:43,867 --> 00:45:46,267 I think that is the Baywatch right there. 563 00:45:51,075 --> 00:45:52,975 Who knows. Maybe it is. 564 00:45:55,079 --> 00:45:58,207 I'm a genius, man. I knew it. 565 00:46:01,852 --> 00:46:04,480 You take good care of yourseIf, Brian. 566 00:46:16,333 --> 00:46:18,767 You take good care of yourseIf, Larry. 567 00:46:21,638 --> 00:46:22,866 I'II do that. 568 00:46:26,176 --> 00:46:29,805 Brian, Iet me ask you something. How do your fingernaiIs Iook? 569 00:46:31,348 --> 00:46:34,215 -My fingernaiIs? -Your fingernaiIs, how are they Iooking? 570 00:46:38,722 --> 00:46:41,452 -Don't say nothing. -They Iook very good. 571 00:46:42,326 --> 00:46:44,260 I got A-pIus naiIs. 572 00:46:45,095 --> 00:46:48,155 -I give an A-pIus for fingernaiIs. -Never mind. Okay. Good. 573 00:46:48,665 --> 00:46:49,654 Go ahead. 574 00:47:00,778 --> 00:47:01,938 Go on. 575 00:47:08,786 --> 00:47:12,278 I don't know how you're thinking about getting out of here or whatever... 576 00:47:12,356 --> 00:47:14,221 what your pIans are... 577 00:47:17,661 --> 00:47:19,720 but I think you shouId take my car. 578 00:47:21,298 --> 00:47:23,391 Go ahead, take it. Take it. 579 00:47:26,637 --> 00:47:28,662 I couIdn't do that, Larry. 580 00:47:32,910 --> 00:47:36,004 I'd rather.... You know, I'd prefer if you had it. 581 00:47:36,947 --> 00:47:40,007 It's a good car, and I want you to be aII right. 582 00:47:40,884 --> 00:47:44,581 And I know that it'II get you wherever you need to go. 583 00:47:44,655 --> 00:47:46,748 So just, you know, take it. 584 00:47:46,990 --> 00:47:49,322 I was thinking about getting rid of it anyway. 585 00:47:50,494 --> 00:47:52,724 I'm trying to change my image. 586 00:47:57,468 --> 00:47:59,129 Go ahead, take it. 587 00:48:02,773 --> 00:48:03,967 PIease. 588 00:48:12,683 --> 00:48:13,775 Okay. 589 00:48:15,986 --> 00:48:18,750 -I wiII, thank you. -Don't mention it. 590 00:48:20,257 --> 00:48:22,452 Just do me one favor, though. 591 00:48:24,294 --> 00:48:25,522 Name it. 592 00:48:26,263 --> 00:48:30,222 As far as the Iesbian thing goes... 593 00:48:32,269 --> 00:48:33,361 Yeah? 594 00:48:34,838 --> 00:48:37,398 ...if you do ever think about hopping the fence... 595 00:48:39,643 --> 00:48:41,543 promise you'II give me a caII first. 596 00:49:33,263 --> 00:49:36,130 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, listen up. 597 00:49:38,001 --> 00:49:40,333 Camera is ready and picture is up. 598 00:49:40,404 --> 00:49:44,033 I need all dancers to first position as soon as possible. 599 00:49:44,408 --> 00:49:47,673 All dancers to first position as soon as possible. Let's go. 600 00:50:27,050 --> 00:50:31,510 Okay, listen up, guys. Can we please finish pairing up, everyone? 601 00:50:31,722 --> 00:50:34,589 Come on, guys, it's not like you're mating for life. 602 00:50:34,758 --> 00:50:37,454 As the old song goes.; ''just love the one you're with. '' 603 00:50:37,594 --> 00:50:39,391 Find someone to love. 604 00:51:05,889 --> 00:51:08,050 Come on, Brian. Dance with someone. 605 00:51:15,098 --> 00:51:16,588 Nice weather we're having. 606 00:51:18,201 --> 00:51:20,294 Yes, it's very nice. 607 00:51:28,945 --> 00:51:29,934 It is? 608 00:51:31,848 --> 00:51:36,114 Yes. But the weather's aIways very nice around here, isn't it? 609 00:51:37,187 --> 00:51:38,245 Yes. 610 00:51:41,191 --> 00:51:44,820 And a 10% chance of precipitation for Iow-Iying coastaI regions... 611 00:51:44,895 --> 00:51:47,796 extending from New South WaIes to Victoria. 612 00:51:56,339 --> 00:51:57,966 And playback. 613 00:51:59,676 --> 00:52:01,439 And action. 614 00:53:30,467 --> 00:53:31,729 RocheIIe. 615 00:53:33,470 --> 00:53:34,459 What? 616 00:53:35,505 --> 00:53:38,338 RocheIIe. That's my reaI name. 617 00:53:50,887 --> 00:53:52,821 So, RocheIIe... 618 00:53:54,624 --> 00:53:56,956 does this mean you decided to hop the fence? 619 00:53:57,594 --> 00:53:59,152 I wouIdn't go that far. 620 00:54:00,297 --> 00:54:03,664 But I figured since I heIped get you into aII this... 621 00:54:04,801 --> 00:54:08,134 the Ieast I couId do is offer you a ride out of town. 622 00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:11,539 Fair enough. 623 00:54:27,157 --> 00:54:28,249 What? 624 00:54:29,526 --> 00:54:32,791 You know, I bet you'd Iook awesome in some mascara. 625 00:54:37,667 --> 00:54:40,966 -I'm not sure how to take that. -It's a compIiment. 626 00:54:41,671 --> 00:54:42,763 Yeah? 627 00:54:43,306 --> 00:54:47,174 Like your mother said, Iife's not aIways bIack-and-white. 628 00:54:48,612 --> 00:54:50,273 Sometimes you just never know. 629 00:54:51,214 --> 00:54:53,182 Are you driving or buIIshitting? 630 00:54:55,285 --> 00:54:56,684 I'm driving. 631 00:58:15,151 --> 00:58:18,814 I like big butts and I cannot lie 632 00:58:19,055 --> 00:58:21,216 The other brothers can't deny 633 00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:23,623 When the girls walk in with an itty-bitty waist 634 00:58:23,693 --> 00:58:27,857 And round things in your face You get sprung, wanna pull up tough 635 00:58:27,931 --> 00:58:30,092 'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed 636 00:58:30,166 --> 00:58:32,498 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong 637 00:58:32,569 --> 00:58:34,230 And I'm down to get the friction on 638 00:58:34,304 --> 00:58:35,965 So, ladies, yeah 639 00:58:36,039 --> 00:58:37,028 Ladies, yeah 640 00:58:37,107 --> 00:58:40,099 If you wanna roll in my Mercedes Yeah 641 00:58:40,176 --> 00:58:44,340 So turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout 642 00:58:44,414 --> 00:58:45,403 Baby got back! 643 00:58:47,317 --> 00:58:48,807 Baby got back!