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我的天 Oh! Oh my god.
我的天 我还没进屋子 Oh, my-- I'm not even in the house.
我就全身湿透了 I'm fucking soaked.
还没进屋子 你放了多久了 I'm not even in the house. How long have you had that there?
40分钟吧 我像狗一样 About 40 minutes, right. 'Cause I was just waiting like a dog
-等在窗边 -混蛋 - at the window. - You prick.
不敢相信我被淋湿了 I can't believe that I'm soaked!
-今天工作困难吗 -不 - Ahh, tough day at work? - No.
很轻松 Really easy day at work.
倒是我一进家门就遭殃了 No. Tough time the second I get into my own house.
看你多开心 Look at how happy you are.
乖 Good girl.
后半生 第一季 第四集
-你要进去吗 -是的 - Are you goin' in there? - Yeah.
-能把这个给他吗 -当然 - Can you give that to him? - Yeah, course.
谢谢 Ta.
-你是他朋友吗 -嗯 - You're a friend of his are you? - Yeah.
-来啦 -你的信 - All right? - Some post.
-你从哪儿拿到的 -邮差给我的 - Where d'you get that? - Postman gave it to me.
什么 What?
靠 Oh, for f--
应该让他放进信箱的 Should've made him put it through the letterbox.
我在路边走 I was walking along the side of the road
因为没有人行道 'cause there was no pavement.
我在一个陡坡上滑倒 摔在了垃圾上 I slipped down this steep bank and onto some rubbish--
是一堆木头 big chunk of wood with, like,
上面还有金属钉子 a nail, metal spike sticking out of it--
直接摔了上去 and went right on it.
从我身体穿过 从我这一侧进去 Well, it just went right through me, right through me side,
背后出来 out me back.
到处都是血 There was blood everywhere.
我没死简直是个奇迹 It's a miracle I'm still alive
因为医生说因为我很胖 'cause the doctor said, because I'm so big,
钉子从我身体穿过 it just went straight through me
没有伤到任何重要器官 and missed me vital organs.
-就穿过了... -赘肉 - You know, just straight through the-- - Flab.
所可以说我的胖救了我一命 So, in a way, my fatness saved my life.
并没有 Not really.
你要是瘦子的话 If you'd have been thin,
那钉子根本就不会刺到你 不是吗 the spike would have missed you altogether, wouldn't it?
你就只会倒在钉子旁边 不会有任何问题 You'd just be lying next to a spike. Not a problem.
再见 Cheers.
照片不错 Good pictures.
丽莎以前就住在这里 Lisa's old room.
饿了吗 Hungry?
弱智问题 Stupid question.
还以为你要抓我脖子后面 Thought you were gonna grab the back of my neck.
暂时不会 Not yet.
比方说你想用这张照片 你就 Say you wanna use this photo here, you just...
点击P100124.jpg take the file P100124.Jpg,
拖动它 and you just drag it across
拖到这里就会自动上传 and pop it in the folder and it uploads.
就完了 然后看下一张图片 That's done. And then check the next image.
似乎是P100125.jpg Looks like P100125.Jpg.
点击 拖动 放进文件夹 You just click it, move it across, pop it in the folder.
我日 Fuck me!
你为什么想在这工作 Why do you wanna work here?
-很令人激动 -什么令人激动 - It's exciting. - What is?
新闻工作 Journalism.
-这不是新闻工作 -总要有个开始吧 - This isn't fucking journalism. - You've gotta start somewhere.
是 但如果你从这开始 你最后还是会在这儿 Yeah, but if you start here, you'll end here.
看看他 Look at this.
不是这样的 不是 Not true, actually, no.
这里是个很棒的跳板 No, this is a great stepping stone, this place.
之前有个在这工作的人 There was a guy who worked here a while ago,
-然后去了《卫报》 -他叫什么 - went on to work for The Guardian. - What was his name?
-我记不住他的名字 -那他是出名了 - No, I can't remember his name. - Oh, he made it big then?
-重点是 -比尔·库恩斯 - The point is-- - Bill Coombes.
在这儿没待多久 Wasn't here long.
有点贪婪 Was a bit grabby.
我深有体会 I do get that a lot though.
他现在是卡车司机 He's a lorry driver now.
自从那次官司之后 Since the court case.
我不知道 但重点是 I didn't know that. But the point is, okay,
你从这里开始 you start here,
然后你会在新闻业中拥有锦绣前程 then you go on to have a bright future in journalism.
新闻夜中没有锦绣前程 There is no bright future in journalism.
等你成了专栏作家 就不会有报纸了 By the time you're a features writer, there won't be newspapers
我们都知道 as we know them
因为到时所有人都会在网上 because it'll just be a shit storm on the Internet.
人们发表恶心 People posting nasty,
根本不是他们的仇恨意见 fucking hateful opinions that aren't even theirs
因为他们的编辑让他们这么做 'cause their editor told them to,
为广告商制造噱头 to get clickbait for fucking advertisers
因为世界满是傻逼 because the world is full of fuckin' morons.
那是个可怕的未来 It's awful. It's an awful future.
跟你说个事 苦瓜脸 这或许能让你开心起来 Tell you what, misery guts. This might cheer you up... um...
我最近跟吉尔有在交流 Just been speaking to Jill,
我们也许可以给你安排个约会对象[定日期] and we might've got you a date.
-干什么 -干... - For what? - For...
-我们认识一个不错的女士 -约会啊 - Well, we know a lovely lady- - - Oh, a date?
-是的 -算了 - Yeah. - Forget it!
别急 她也丧偶 Well, hang on. She's also a widow.
所以我们有很多共同点了 So we'd have a lot in common?
-我跟她讲了很多你的事 -是吗 - I've told her all about you-- - Yeah?
你跟她说了我仍然已婚吗 You told her I'm still married?
-不是 -和你姐姐是夫妻 - Well, no. I mean-- - To your sister.
-没 -你忘了吗 - No. - Have you forgotten that?
因为我还没忘 我还记得我们的誓约 Because I haven't. I still know the deal.
我之所以还在继续生活 I'm just getting on with stuff
是为了让你别来烦我 直到我烦了为止 to keep you off my back until it's time.
因为当你看着我 哪怕就那么一瞬间你觉得 Because when you see me, for one moment you think
我像是在享受生活 I look like I'm enjoying myself for a split second,
你要知道我内心仍然是痛苦的 know that in there I'm still fucking in pain
那一刻就被毁了 and the moment's ruined
因为我不能和她分享 懂吗 'cause I can't share it with her, okay?
我等不及要去和她团聚了 And I can't fucking wait to be with her.
托尼 这根本没道理 你是个理智的人 Tony, that doesn't make sense. You're a rational man.
你不相信来世 You don't even believe in an afterlife.
我知道 她哪儿都不在 I know. She's nowhere, all right?
你只需要记住一点 But get this through your head...
我宁愿和她一样存在于虚无里 I'd rather be nowhere with her
也不想在没有她的世界里独自存在 好吗 than somewhere without her, all right?
该死 你怎么就不能不来烦我 Fucking hell. Why can't you just leave me alone?
天 Oh, God.
我最近感受到了一点压力 I've been getting a bit of pressure...
有人让我开始再次约会 to maybe start dating again.
我虽然说"再次" 但我其实从没约过会 I say "Again." I've never dated.
不知道有什么意义 I don't see the point.
我偶然遇见了一个人 I met someone, by chance,
结果完美无缺 and she turned out to be perfect,
我觉得这样的事不会再有第二次了 and... I can't see that ever happening again.
那只是 What about just...
-单纯玩乐呢 -不会好玩的 - having fun? - It won't be fun.
又是这种破态度 Yeah, again, shit attitude, mate.
总是在想"我的灵魂伴侣在哪" All this, "Oh, where's my soulmate?"
我都不确定一生只能有一个伴是不是正常的 I'm not even sure it's natural for us to have one mate for life.
我跟你说 在很多物种中 这样的情况都很罕见 It's pretty rare in most species, I've gotta tell you.
有一种澳大利亚老鼠 There is... an Australian mouse.
雄性寿命只有一年 Now, the male lives for a year,
因为一旦它成年 它就想要交配 because as soon as it becomes an adult and it wants to mate,
然后就会出去和 it goes out and mates...
大约100只雌性交配 with about a hundred females.
只要它硬起来 Literally, it gets the horn,
它就会想 "我要上所有会动的东西" and it thinks, "Right, I'm gonna shag everything that moves."
它真这么干了 And it does.
没有求爱 不会问"我们合拍吗" You know, there's no wooing, there's no "Are we compatible?"
"它是我的灵魂伴侣吗" 统统没有 "Is she my soulmate?" There's none of that.
它就直接干 不管对方喜不喜欢它 He's just on her, whether she likes it or not.
这可以说是强奸了 对吧 I mean, it's basically rape, yeah?
但是并没有大声喊叫 But there's no silly outcry.
然后 And then...
筋疲力尽 exhausted...
死掉 dead.
一共68英镑 谢谢 That's £68, please.
周末有什么计划吗 Any plans for the weekend?
准备把自己强奸到死 Gonna rape myself to death.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hello.
-另外一个护士呢 -哪个 - Where's the other one? - Which one?
苏格兰的 话多 Scottish, mouthy.
艾玛 你找她有事吗 Emma. Do you want to speak to her?
是的 麻烦了 Err... yeah, please.
谢谢 Cheers.
你还好吗 爸 You all right, Dad?
-你想见我 -嗯 - Did you... wanna see me? - Yeah.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
为什么 What for?
不重要 Doesn't matter, apparently.
-什么不重要 -为什么我给你道歉 - What doesn't matter? - Why I'm apologizing.
我主要是为了 I'm apologizing for...
我本人的混蛋表现而道歉 being an arsehole in general.
好吧 Oh... right.
你是为你目前为止的混蛋表现道歉 So are you apologizing for being an arsehole so far,
还是提前为之后的表现道歉 or are you apologizing in advance?
我觉得你把我爸爸照顾得很好 I think you do a great job with my dad, and...
我陪他的时间不多 I don't spend enough time with him.
好的 All right. Fine.
不必担心你爸爸 I wouldn't worry about your dad.
谢谢 Cheers.
嗯 Yeah...
关于你爸 about your dad.
你今天惹毛了好几个人 是吗 雷 You upset quite a few people today, didn't you, Ray?
怎么回事 How?
他跟艾雷妮·汀道尔说他想从后面操她 Well, he told Ireney Tindall that he'd like to do her from behind.
为什么要从后面 Why from behind?
-这不是问题所在吧 -我知道 - I don't really think that's the issue. - No, sure- -
-因为丑 -好吧 - Ugly. - Oh right.
然后他指控查理·威利斯给埃尔顿·约翰口交 And he accused Charlie Willis of sucking off Elton John.
查理·威利斯多大了 How old's Charlie Willis?
89岁 Eighty nine.
真下流 Dirty bastard.
还有吗 请告诉我还有 Anything else? Please say yes.
是的 他跟温斯顿·弗里曼说 Oh, yeah. He told Winston Freeman
他的鸡巴像中国佬的鸡巴 that he has the cock of a Chinaman.
你怎么知道中国佬的鸡巴什么样 How do you know what a Chinaman's
你根本不该说"中国佬"这词 爸 co-- You shouldn't even say Chinaman, Dad.
这让我心情好了点 That's cheered me up.
工作不顺吗 Tough day at work?
我 I...
有几个人想让我去约会 Some of the guys are trying to get me to go on a date.
那你也许就该去约会 Well, you should probably go on a date, then.
-好了 我该回去工作了 -好的 - Right, I'd better get back to work. - Oh, okay.
-再见 -再见 - All right, bye. - Cheers.
艾雷妮 All right, Ireney?
她来了 Here she is.
进来 你个下流胚子 Get in here, you dirty cow.
我妹夫想要我再次尝试约会 My brother-in-law wants me to try dating again.
很好啊 Oh, excellent.
你需要一些建议 You need some tips.
为什么我需要建议 Why would I need some tips?
我猜你不太会和女人相处 Well, I imagine you're awful with women.
是吗 Yeah?
她在批评我 斯坦 She's having a go, Stan.
所有男人都很糟糕 Well, all men are awful,
但是暴躁自私的男人最可怕 but grumpy, selfish ones are the worst.
好吧 我记下笔记 这是炸药 继续说 Oh, all right. Let me take notes. This is dynamite. Go on.
继续 你要对她说什么 我做你的约会对象 Well, go on. What are you going to say to her? I'll be your date.
角色扮演吗 What, role-play?
你若喜欢的话 If you like.
你好 我是托尼 Hi, I'm Tony.
我不想表现得有年龄歧视 I don't wanna appear ageist,
但那是你自己的牙齿吗 but are those your own teeth?
这样开场可能不太好 对吗 被你打 That's probably a bad start, is it, getting hit?
是的 No.
不过挺好的 你逗笑我了 It's good. You made me laugh,
但我想你的约会对象没我这么老吧 but I'm assuming that your date isn't as old as me.
最好他妈的没有 Fuckin' hope not.
还说脏话 严肃点 Swearing. Be serious!
我做不到 我 I can't. I...
我会坦诚相待 I'd just be honest.
告诉她我的情况 告诉她我在经历什么 Tell her my situation, tell her what I'm going through,
开诚布公 be honest up front, and...
约会过程全都讲你 是吗 So just all about you, then?
怎么 我赢不了 对吗 What? I can't win, can I?
我不想再次约会 I don't wanna date again.
我不想在没有丽莎的世界里生活 I don't wanna live without Lisa.
但并不是一切都围着你转 对吗 But it's not just all about you, is it?
我就是这个意思 That's what I'm saying.
万一一次不错的约会会让她开心呢 What if a nice date made her feel good?
这也许会很棒 不是吗 That might feel nice, right?
我们不仅仅是为自己而活 还为别人而活 We're not just here for us, we're here for others.
我不信上帝那一套 恐怕 I don't do the whole God thing, I'm afraid.
我也不信 一堆狗屁 No, neither do I. Load of rubbish.
我们只有彼此 All we've got is each other.
我们得互相帮助渡过难关直到我们死亡 We've got to help each other struggle through till we die,
然后才结束 and then we're done.
自怨自艾没有任何意义 No point in feeling sorry for ourselves
让他人不开心也一样 and making everyone else unhappy, too.
你想这样的话还不如自杀 Might as well top yourself if you feel like that.
你确定你想为自杀预防慈善组织工作吗 Are you sure you wanna work for the Samaritans?
我的意思是 All I'm saying is that...
我觉得内心深处 I think that deep down,
你还是认为生活值得活下去 that you still think life's worth living.
你的路还长着呢 It's nowhere near over for you.
你很痛苦 You're in pain.
你所失去的东西 But the thing you lost...
同样也是能终结那痛苦的东西 is the same thing that can stop that pain.
-抱歉 -没事 真的 - I'm sorry. - It's fine, seriously.
就... 我 No, it's... I...
我不该 I shouldn't have...
我会 I'll...
我会去约会 I'll do the date.
真的吗 Really?
太好了 我给她打电话 然后订餐厅 Great. Well, I'll call her and book a restaurant.
印度的行吗 Indian okay?
嗯 我不介意她哪里人 Yeah. I don't care what she is.
不 我是说食物 No, I meant... food.
不 意大利菜最合适 可以喝酒 No, Italian'd be best. Soak up the alcohol.
好 我这就去定 Okay. Yeah, I'll book that.
很好 Great.
你要穿什么 So, what are you gonna wear?
-怎么 -第一印象很重要 - Why? - Well, first impressions are important.
看看我和琼恩 I mean, look at me and June.
她会先注意到我的穿搭风格然后才是性格 She'd noticed my style before my personality.
我对第一印象不在乎 I don't care about first impre--
任何印象都不在乎 好吗 I don't care about any impression, do I?
你如果想要帮忙的话 我可以给你建议 If you want any help, I could give you tips.
他之前的女友就交往了一分钟 He's had a girlfriend for about a minute
他就觉得自己是他妈的布莱恩·费瑞[Roxy Music乐队主唱] and he thinks he's Bryan fucking Ferry.
为什么人们都觉得我需要和女性相处的建议 And why do people think I need tips with women?
关于穿搭的建议 Tips on style.
关于穿搭的建议 Tips on style?
你的吗 From you?
-是的 -你说 - Yeah. - Go on.
-好 午餐还是晚餐 -有什么区别 - Okay. Lunch or dinner? - What difference does that make?
晚餐的话 她也许会穿晚礼服 Well, for dinner, she might wear a ball gown,
这样的话你最好穿正装 in which case you'll wanna wear a dress suit.
但是午餐的话 休闲西装配便裤也许就行 But for lunch, you'll probably get away with blazer and slacks?
-便裤 -你是40年代的人吗 - Slacks? - Are you from the 1940s?
-不需要穿正装 -我不会的 - No need to wear a suit. - I won't.
-体面简洁的牛仔和配衬衫 -没错 - Smart jeans, nice shirt. - Exactly, yeah.
你有体面简洁的牛仔裤和衬衫吗 Have you got smart jeans and a nice shirt?
你要想的话我可以陪你去买 I'll take you shopping, if you like.
不过要记住 黑色显瘦 But remember, black is slimming.
不过也没法化腐朽为神奇吧 Can't work miracles though, can it?
多谢你了 Cheers, thank you.
我不需要购物 I don't need to go shopping.
-来吧 -真的 - Come on. - Really?
嗯 Yeah.
真丢人 Ah. It's embarrassing.
哪儿有 No, it's not.
就是 一个成年男人被指点该穿什么 It is. A grown man being told what to wear.
进去 Go in here.
我靠 Fuck off.
-可以点歌吗 -什么 - Do you take requests? -What?
有Bee Gees的歌吗 Have you got any Bee Gees?
-什么意思 -抱歉 我以为这是迪厅 - What do you mean? - Oh, sorry, I thought this was a disco.
他很老 He's very old.
你们俩是是一起的吗 Are you two together?
-不是 -我正想说... - No. - No, I was gonna say...
这些有胸围42码的吗 Got one of these in 42 chest?
-礼貌点 -嗯 - Be nice. - Yeah.
你在这工作不是浪费时间 It's not a waste of time, you working here.
确实是个很好的跳板 你可以继续去做... It is a good stepping stone, and you can go on and do...
任何你想做的事 我没有... anything you want. I didn't...
是因为我不想 'cause I didn't want to.
我没有加班 I didn't do overtime,
试着升职或者... try and get promoted, or...
去别的城市找个更好的工作 我只是... get a better job in a different town. I just...
我只想每晚回家 I just wanted to get home every night...
和丽莎共度每一分钟 spend every available minute I could with Lisa.
我做了正确的决定 And I made the right decision.
真有爱 That's so lovely.
别哭 别在你新男友面前哭 Don't cry. Not in front of your new boyfriend.
他来了 Here he comes.
你好 Hi.
这个码穿着不会很好看 It just won't look as good in this size.
我进他店后我能看到他的失落表情 I could see the look of disappointment when I went in his shop.
-你好 -你好吗 - Hello. - You all right?
嗯 Yeah.
这是桑迪 为我工作 This is Sandy, who works for me.
-你好 桑迪 -你好 - Hello, Sandy. - Hello.
-这是 -幸会 - This is... - Nice to meet you.
达芙妮 ...Daphne,
她是清洁工 我的清洁工 who's a cleaner, my cleaner.
对 Yeah.
我是他的清洁工 I'm his cleaner.
并不是他 Not his friend or anything
有份丢人工作的朋友什么的 with a job he's embarrassed about on my behalf.
总之 Anyway,
我正要去你家做清洁 I was just on my way to your house to do some cleaning,
我忘了带我的钥匙 所以撞见你我真走运 and I forgot my keys, so it's lucky we ran into each other.
他会给我他的钥匙 因为我是他的清洁工 But he's just gonna give me his 'cause I'm his cleaner.
-这不是问题 对吗 -当然 - It's not a problem, is it? - No.
相信你的清洁工 把钥匙给你的清洁工 Trust your cleaner. Give your keys to your cleaner.
又不是给妓女 对吧 It's not like giving them to a prostitute, is it?
-回头见 -但愿吧 - See you later! - Hope so.
你好吗 乔治 You all right, George?
你把钥匙插在门上了 You left the keys in the door.
-是吗 -嗯 - Did I? - Yeah.
难以置信 That's amazing.
不敢相信你把整个屋子都打扫了 Can't believe you've done all this.
不敢相信你给了我你的钥匙 I can't believe you gave me your keys.
我不想退缩 I didn't wanna back down.
我知道 I know.
我该给你多少钱 How much do I owe you?
不用给 Nothing.
就想看看你是否信任我 Just wanted to see if you trusted me.
抱歉刚才 Sorry about the whole...
说你是我的清洁工 saying you're my cleaner.
我想着你会更喜欢这个而不是妓女 I thought you'd prefer it to prostitute.
性工作者 Sex worker.
因为这么说人们会先入为主 And only 'cause people prejudge you when you say that,
我不想吓到那个新来的姑娘 and I don't wanna scare the new girl.
"这是我朋友 她是妓女" "This is my friend, she's a prostitute."
-性工作者 -对 - Sex worker. - Right.
没事 No worries.
想喝咖啡吗 D'you want a coffee?
不 刚喝了一杯 No, I've just had one.
实际上 我得走了 Actually, I've got to be going.
你确定你什么都不想要吗 You sure I can't give you anything for this?
是的 我很乐意 No, it's my pleasure.
不是每个人都想惹你 托尼 Not everyone is out to get you, Tony.
大多数人都是好人 只是当天心情不好 Most people are all right. They're just having a bad day.
有时候他们不合群 陷入生活的泥沼 Sometimes they don't fit, they get caught up in their own lives.
他们只是想要生存下去 They're just trying to survive.
好人会遇到坏事 Bad things happen to good people,
坏人也会遇到好事 good things happen to bad people,
有时候 and sometimes...
不是任何人的错 it's just no one's fault.
谢谢 Cheers.
嗯 该走了 再见 Right, shoes on. See you later, mate.
再见 See you later.
乖 Good girl.
很好 Good.
我该事先声明 I should say from the off,
我本不想做这个的 但马特说你也丧偶 I didn't want to do this, but Matt said you're a widow, too, and,
除了吃饭 这次约会 you know, absolutely nothing, apart from eating,
不会有任何结果 could ever come of this
因为我仍然爱着我的妻子 because I'm still attached to my wife,
这是实话 and... I'm just being honest.
这是你表达我们要均摊的方式吗 Is this your way of saying we're gonna split the bill?
香槟 Erm, champagne.
当然均摊 威士忌 谢谢 Definitely splitting the bill. Whiskey, please.
-什么类的 -大的 - Any particular sort? - Large.
真有见识 Oh, discerning.
知道吗 吃一大口止痛药就能一了百了 You know what? It's a mouthful of painkiller.
真有意思 阴暗 沉重 This is good schtick. You know, dark and down.
但你显然不是真的想自杀 吓人而已 But you're obviously not really suicidal. It's just bullshit.
嗯 这你可就说错了 Right, that's where you're wrong.
我知道你的故事 不过说真的 No, I know the story. But seriously though,
自杀有多难 how hard is suicide?
我丈夫就自杀了 My husband did it.
从白色断崖跳下去 撞到石头 Threw himself off Beachy Head, hit the rocks,
头部爆裂 瞬间死亡 skull exploded. Poof! Efficient.
其他事他都不会 但该赞的还是要赞 He was shit at everything else, but gotta give him his due.
自杀他倒是很在行 He really knew what he was doing when it came to suicide.
-哇 -确实"哇" - Wow. - Wow indeed.
不 我没有悲伤 他生前是个渣男 And no, I'm not grieving. He was a cunt.
你肯定毫不示弱加以反击了吧 Well, I'm sure you gave as good as you got.
-当然 -我深信不疑 - Oh, I did. - Oh, I believe you.
你为什么总是这么爱讽刺人 Why are you so sarcastic all the time?
因为这能阻止我杀人 包括我自己 'Cause it stops me killing people, including myself.
-该做的还是得做 -是啊 - Gotta do what you've gotta do. - You have, indeed... and...
我 差点就吃了药 I... nearly took some pills.
你差点吃了药 老天 You nearly took some pills? Jesus Christ.
-你什么毛病 -你什么毛病 - What is wrong with you? - No, what is wrong with you?
你怎么没吃啊 Why couldn't you go through with it?
因为我得去照顾我的狗 Because I had to look after my dog.
-借口 -不是借口 是理由 - That's an excuse. - It's not an excuse. It's a reason.
因为我意识到我妻子 Because I realized that my wife
可能是我喜欢过的 was probably the only human being
唯一人类 我的狗排第二 I actually liked, and my dog is second.
或许我能排第三 Well, maybe I could come third.
祝你好运 Yeah, good luck.
不 我懂你 No, but I do get it.
有的人和动物相处 Some people just feel more
比和人相处更自在 comfortable around animals then they do around people.
我和人相处也很自在 我只是觉得动物更好 I'm comfortable around humans. I just think animals are better.
那是因为你受伤了 That's because you're hurt
你失去了一个人 你觉得没人能替代她 and you've lost someone and you think no one compares. Mmm.
确实没人能替代她 No one does compare.
无意冒犯 No offense.
没事 No, none taken.
之所以动物比人更好 And the reason animals are better than people
是因为它们会继续向前 is because they just get on with it.
-它们不会发牢骚 -不像你 - They don't whinge all the time-- - Unlike you.
你什么意思 What d'you mean?
我们到这儿后你就一直在发牢骚 无意冒犯 We haven't stopped whinging since we got here. No offense.
-这次约会真不错 -嗯 - Well, this is nice. - Mmm.
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Cheers, thanks. - Cheers.
-要我给你们介绍下今天的特价菜吗 -不了 - Can I tell you about the specials? - No.
该死 Fuckin' hell.
很好 Good.
-他妈的放手 -滚 - Fuckin' let go! - Fuck off!
贱人 Cunt!
-你也太蠢了吧 -为什么 - Well, that was really silly. - Why?
他们可能会向你泼酸或者拿刀捅你 Well, they could have had some acid or stabbed you or something.
跟你说了 Told you...
-我不在乎 -万一他们捅我呢 - I don't care. - What if they'd stabbed me?
-多谢了 -我的荣幸 - Oh, cheers. - Pleasure.
Me again. 又是我
所以他们才把这叫做瘾吧 This must be why they call it a habit.
-嗯 -嗯 - Yep. - Yep.
你知道我知道你是什么感受 You know I know how you feel?
试着想象如果 Okay, try imagining if...
所有那些听你说你老婆要死了的人 everyone you told about your wife dying just...
都觉得是她自己的错 thought it was her own fault.
什么意思 What d'you mean?
梅尔吸毒 不是吗 Well, Mel was an addict, wasn't she?
她给自己注射 所以 She injected herself, so...
大多数人都觉得是她自己的错 you know, most people just think it was her fault.
对我或者她 And feel the same sympathy
有着同样的怜悯心 我是说 for me or for her. I mean...
每天在我理智的时候 Every minute of every day that I have my wits about me,
我脑子里想的都是 all I can think about is...
趁我没有太清醒的时候吸点毒品 getting some gear before I become too fucking conscious.
我和丽莎 When I was with...
在一起的时候 Lisa,
我们回家 打开一瓶红酒 we'd sort of get home, open a bottle of wine...
然后说 "就我们俩 来狂欢吧" and go, "Yay! Just us. Let's party."
而"狂欢"指的是 And by "Party,"
像这样和我们的狗坐在这里 I mean... sit here like this, with the dog,
看电视或者听音乐 或者聊天 watching telly, or listening to music, or just talking.
我们聊得越久 Just, the more we talked,
就喝得越多 the more we drank.
不希望夜晚结束 We didn't want the night to end.
现在我喝酒 Now I drink...
因为我希望夜晚结束 'cause I want the night to end.
就像我内心已经死了 而我依然 It's like I'm already dead inside, and yet I'm still...
痛苦不堪 in the worst kind of pain.
只要我们开心就好 As long as we're having fun.
我仍然不敢相信我们有这么多共同点 I still can't believe we've got so much in common.
我们没有任何共同点 We don't have anything in common.
你为什么这么说 Why do you say that, though?
一个巨大的区别是 Well... the big difference is...
你还没放弃 对吗 you haven't given up yet, have you?
而我 我很乐意现在就死去 I mean, me, I would quite happily die right now.
要是我有足够多的钱 If I had enough money,
我会疯狂嗑药嗑到不能嗑为止 I would just take as many drugs as I possibly could.
别浪费去买吃的 Don't waste it on food.