somewhere hidden amongst thorny brambles
is a little kingdom of elves and fairies
everyone who lives here is very very
small
[Music]
kingdom today's adventure starts Qasim
spies came in the post an invitation to
the protein carnival king and queen
marigold always make fun of my boot well
maybe the marigolds were becoming this
year hello oh hello king marigold this
old boy
are you coming for the boating carnival
we've got an amazing book this year oh
well I've got an amazing boat too really
I can't wait to see it cheer those merry
girls are such show-offs this time our
boat will be better than theirs
what boat is that your majesty oh the
boat you're going to build me me allow
me your majesty elves are good at
building boats and I'm and I can build a
better day than you dance and hunter
stop stop I don't care how you do it
just build me a boat so how are you
going to work together on this I know
we'll build a boat each and King thistle
can choose the best one and if she's
knowing he'll choose mine I have a
fantastic idea for a boot Oh what is it
it's a secret come on den fine
I've got a better idea anyway what sort
of boat are we going to build we're
going to build a Viking boat cool
nanny what sort of base are we going to
build no idea the wise old elf said he
had a good idea but it was a secret all
right let's find out what it is isn't
that cheating yes well done Fleur that's
called cheating our Viking boat will
have shields on the sides and a dragon
head at the front not too big just large
enough for the King to sit in
come on fairies back to the castle so
they're making a Viking boat we can make
one too isn't copying yes blurr
well done that's called copying psyching
boat and to make it better than theirs
we'll make it bigger hello how's your
boat coming along we finished I magics
up a Viking boat what but we are
building a Viking boat fancy dance
we're both building Viking boats nanny
plum is building a Viking boat oh she
must have spied on us mmm two can play
at that game
who wants to be a spy Barnaby else you
will be our spy but first you must look
like a fairy to fairy wings held on with
elastic a toy wand and a hat to cover
your elf ears but when the fairies know
it's Barnaby
no they won't I've got to disguise
[Music]
hello hello I've just moved into the
neighborhood I'm a fairy
what's your name it's Barnaby oh no it's
a bamboo I'm a fairy
I mean I'm a fairy
say hello to bamboo everyone look we're
building a Viking boat the elves are
building one too but ours is bigger oh
you didn't say much do you bamboo no I'm
a fairy
oh I mean do I know you from somewhere
no well I'd better be going it was nice
to meet you bye mission accomplished
I found out all about the fairies Viking
boats what's it like it's big bigger
than ours then we'll start again we'll
make the biggest Viking boat ever yes
you weren't discovered where you Barnaby
no they never suspected I know where
I've seen Bambi before he was Barnaby in
disguise the elves are spying on us
that's outrageous but didn't we spy on
them that was different
we thought of spying first so now the
elves know all about our boat fine we'll
just find out more about theirs
strawberry you can be our spy all right
you need to look like an elf bye bye
wings
she's still not like strawberry though
mmm yes let's add a disguise
perfect
[Music]
he was just moved to the neighborhood oh
really what's your name little elf
strawberry that's a nice name I mean
Alice even nicer come in this elf is a
fairy spy let's tell her silly made-up
things about our boat wow you've got a
big boat yes and it isn't finished yet
we've got to put the legs on legs all
Viking boats add legs duck legs duck
legs and we're going to change the
dragon's head for a minimus head very
interesting well it's been nice meeting
you I'd better be going are we going to
put those things on our boats no that
was just so the spy will tell nanny plum
and she'll build a very silly boat is
really really big no problem we can do
big
and we need duck legs oh really then
duck legs it is and a hippopotamus head
at the front that breathes fire are you
sure it looks right hmm maybe we should
add chicken wings that's better
come on let's take it for a walk what an
awful noise morning how do you like our
bow-wow it looks a bit funny if you ask
me it is the traditional Viking boats oh
no it isn't I'll show you a traditional
Viking boat mr. elf please bring out our
boat whoa whoa what's wrong we can't get
the boat through the door it's too big
oh that's a bit embarrassing I suppose
you want some ferry how getting it out
yes please
well I suppose we might be able to fix
it in time
Oh
[Music]
hello everyone have you finished my boat
yes your majesty
what's that your boat so I told you to
make me a boat that wouldn't be laughed
at and this is what you made
yes your majesty whose idea was the
hippo head that was my idea I thought of
the flames and the legs my idea are your
majesty Oh I noted the chicken wings I
am going to be a complete laughingstock
I can't wait to see what King whistles
belt looks like
oh is that your boat King thistle uh yes
why yes I know I know it seemed most
amazing built we've ever seen it's
fantastic
well thank you it is the finest built in
the whole carnival
[Music]
somewhere hidden amongst thorny brambles
is a little kingdom of elves and fairies
everyone who lives here is very very
small
[Music]
kingdom today's adventure starts into
your pajamas yes nanny plum flies in t
pajama let's just magic you into bed
magically brush your hair magic is very
nice what would we do without magic
elves don't have magic elves are crazy
they don't even like talking about magic
magic magic magic tomorrow is the day
what happens tomorrow wise old elf once
in a blue moon the fairies magic stops
working stop smoking yes for a whole day
from sunrise to sunset it will be no
magic day why nobody knows why only that
when the moon is blue the magic does not
work whoa fairies without magic for a
whole day morning time pyjamas into
place hey my wands not working daddy
daddy
my wand isn't working neither is mine
mine isn't either
juanzi yeah the magic stopped how am I
supposed to get dressed without magic
we'll just have to dress the
old-fashioned way using our hands our
hands do calm down dear let's just have
some breakfast while we think about what
to do you're right honey plum magic up
some breakfast certainly your majesty
Liberty's a Verde table oh I forgot my
wand doesn't work what's going on
why isn't there any magic happy new
magic day hey what don't you know every
blue moon it's no magic day oh of course
yes and I see you're all still in your
pajamas had any breakfast no you will
see children when fairies don't have
magic they can't do anything have you
just come to laugh at us wise old owl
yes good minds turn you into a frog
be my guest abracadabra
as you can see children the fairy wands
don't work today Polly would you like us
to Oh
thanks Ben magic day bye normally I wave
my wand and warm water appears in the
bath with lots of lovely bubbles have
you tried the taps taps oh so that's
what those things are for put your feet
in your shoes and your dress without
magic and this is how you brush your
hair it's really fun with our magic will
help you nanny plum oh thank you I'm so
good at washing up and where else this
is how you turn the television on and
the weather in the Middle Kingdom today
will be bright and sunny everywhere oh
very good and this works like this
how happy no magic day mr. Dell Wyse old
elf we're having a bit of a problem at
the toy factory oh then I'd better take
a look that's strange the escalator
isn't working
yes wise old elf nothing is working the
whole Factory has stopped but the elf
factory never stops
it's stopped we cannot make any toys but
I don't understand why has everything
stopped I think you should take a look
at this the elf engine has broken down
ah the elf engine of course what can we
do and the well let's not worry about it
not worry but there are toys to be made
oh never mind we'll just have a day off
yes in honor of no magic day we can all
have a holiday there's no time for
holidays we have a big order of toys for
an important customer
well the customer can wait you're better
tell him yourself
hello it's father Christmas we are ill
mr. Christmas ah wise old elf how about
the toys coming along
I need them today yes your Christmas
Ness no problem
how on earth are we going to get the
toys made we'll just fix the elf engine
I'm afraid we can't why can't we elves
can't fix anything
[Applause]
there is no way that engine is going to
work today maybe it's just run out of
fuel yes it has so we'll just get some
more fuel what does it run on steam or
gas No
the engine is powered by a very
dangerous fuel magic us up some lunch
but I can't your majesty
it's no magic day then what are we going
to eat um would you like to come to the
great elf tree for lunch that's very
kind of you Ben we've got lots of food
really then we shall take you up on your
kind offer
[Music]
it's very quiet hello anybody home the
escalator working ah I don't know wise
old elf this happening well nothing but
ants they're toys to be made yes Ben
we've a big order for father Christmas
but we can't make them why not
the elf engine isn't working we can fix
it elves are good no no no it can't be
fixed the engine has run out of fuel oh
and what kind of fuel does it use I
can't say I demand to know it's a secret
wise old elf what fuel does the elf
engine use its melted cheese
[Music]
are you saying the great elf engine is
run on magic yes but you hate magic yes
but it has a small carbon footprint and
it never stops except today yes because
today is no magic day there must be
another way to run the factory yes the
emergency power of course the emergency
power but that's just a hamster wheel
it is the emergency power unit all elves
on the hamster wheel will power the
factory by foot good idea Holley
but your majesty this is elf work not
very work we're all in it together
you have tasks this morning now we can
help you all for one and one for all
yeah I suppose
[Music]
thank you everyone
the L Factory is working again let's
hope we get these toys done in time
[Music]
working again I'm glad the elf engine is
working again don't you mean the secret
magic engine ah so now we know elves do
do magic sometimes well at least we
don't need magic to get dressed let's
hear you laugh when I turn you into a
frog not today daddy plum it is no magic
day remember no magic day is over
Oh abracadabra oh good
the magic is back and the factory is
working again and the wise old owl is a
frog everything is back to normal
[Music]
somewhere hidden amongst thorny brambles
is a little kingdom of elves and fairies
everyone who lives here is very very
small
[Music]
kingdom today's adventure starts at the
little castle shouldn't they be at play
group that has ability play group for
weeks now really
why not the problem was all the toddlers
were together in one place isn't that
the idea the play group well yes but
just think there was raspberry even her
warned is rude
Annette oh she has a stinging nettle in
her hat and Tarquin and Daisy and poppy
altogether they're quite a handful what
happened to their nice teacher mrs.
fathering Gill good morning children
my name is mrs. fathering girl
they made her disappear disappear all
they found was her shoes now no one
wants to be the teacher in the nurseries
closed what a lot of fuss about nothing
I know I'll be the playgroup teacher and
nanny plum can be my assistant oh I'd
like to be but I'm really very busy I'll
call my friend mrs. elf then she can be
my assistant
hello mrs. elf speaking hello it's cream
Oh your majesty
I wonder if you'd be interested in a new
job a job yes you'd be working with me
that would be an honor Queen Bissel as
assistant teacher at the playgroup hello
hello oh the phone must be broken
still she sounds very keen I'll go round
and fetch her are you sure you want to
be the teacher mommy the toddlers can be
very naughty
no problem I'll have mrs. elf to help me
hello is mrs. elf there sorry but mrs.
elf had to go away suddenly she is not
here
oh hello mum oh hello I just got back
perfect
Daisy and poppy are so pleased you're
going to help at playgroup well as long
as it's just Daisy and poppy oh no it'll
be all their friends as well lovely oh
it's locked
what a shame no playgroup don't worry
mrs. elf I have the key lovely
a quick tidy and we'll soon have it
shipshape
Oh mrs. fathering gills shoes where did
she go no one knows she just disappeared
come along the toddlers will be here in
a minute wait hurt playgroups reopening
we didn't quite believe it though so
what poor person is the new teacher ah
me actually and I'm the assistant
teacher
tockman's been really missing playgroup
cow Queenie
so is raspberry and nettle come in
children hello I'm your new nursery
teacher and this is my assistant mrs. OH
she's hiding under the desk hello
children
hi mrs. elf relax mrs. elf there's
nothing to worry about with me in charge
now children less they've made the Queen
disappear Oh they've left is her panties
children what's have you done with the
Queen done oh hello
Oh Queen thisö the toddlers have
magicked me somewhere but I'll be back
as soon as I've worked out where I am
you'll have to take the class until I
get back oh ok bye mrs. elf you're the
teacher now yes
don't panic mrs. elf you can do this
you're in charge
maybe we should take away that one good
idea Ben right everyone we are going to
play a game it's called hide the ones
we'll take the wands and hide them in
this drawer good now let's draw a lovely
picture well shall we draw butterflies
bunny rabbit
dinosaurs talk we like dinosaurs oh okay
good now use your imaginations let's all
close our eyes and imagine what it would
be like in the time of the dinosaurs oh
are you sure this is a good idea it's
keeping them happy and quiet
imagine the fiery volcanoes and thick
jungle and dinosaurs
pretend you're really there what was
that I think the school moved Daisy
papi did you just do something it's all
right Holly they're being very good and
it's nearly home time Oh lovely and
quiet why is it so different today it's
time to pick up the twins huh the twins
that's why it's quiet right nanny I'm on
my way
hello have you come to pick up your
toddlers where's the playgroup Wow last
time the toddlers just made the teacher
disappear this time it's the whole
school time whew well done mrs. elf that
wasn't too bad
apart from the Queen disappearing oh yes
the Queen see you next time children
don't run oh my goodness
[Music]
dinosaurs how are we going to get home
again let's not panic there's an answer
to everything okay
we're stuck in the land of the dinosaurs
65 million years in the past so what's
the answer I'm thinking I have an idea I
might be able to magic the school back
it's worth a try abracadabra the main
thing is not to panic
shall we start panicking now mum yes
it's the school welcome back everybody
oh there's no one here trapped in the
land of the dinosaurs with no way back
don't worry there must be an answer
shoes shoes wait a minute it's mrs.
fotheringay the last teacher I've been
stuck here for ages
thank goodness you finally come to
rescue me well we sort of need rescuing
ourselves actually oh if I mean mommy
was here yes the Queen could magic us
home but the Queen is here I saw her
this morning
but she was carried off by one of those
pterodactyls
thing
leaving just her wand and her cellphone
missus Fotheringay do you know whether
pterodactyls live they live on scary
mountain I could take you there if you
want all right come on children
hold hands
stay together mrs. bothering you
why is it called scary mountain are you
right yes but I'm trapped
it won't lift up its foot I'll climb up
and take on the pterodactyl elves are
good at tickling pterodactyls and I'm an
elf careful Ben tickle-tickle-tickle
here's your wand
mom Hey thank you everyone now I think
we all better get
[Music]
my shoes oh hello hello everyone
I was getting a tiny bit worried I think
it's all gone very well for the first
day and the good news is we've found
missus bothering kill hello welcome back
mrs. Fothergill I expect you'd like a
little rest oh yes your majesty
thank you you'll need to get your
strength back before you start teaching
the playgroup again Oh somewhere hidden
amongst thorny brambles is a little
kingdom of elves and fairies everyone
who lives here is very very small
[Music]
kingdom today's adventure starts at the
little castle
mrs. fix Magic School good morning your
Majesties good morning honey plum
princess Holly would like to show you
how well she is doing with her magic yes
I worked
that's lovely sweetie she will now cast
a spell for you
it's not magic jelly is it no no not
magic journey you can choose what would
you like best in the whole wide world
could you make me something pretty okay
it seems to be a box of burlaps Your
Majesty that's disgusting
sorry daddy I think it's about time
Holly had some proper magic lessons very
good your majesty
I'll just fetch my wand no nanny plum I
mean proper lessons at a proper school
school yes Holly is old enough to go to
mrs. figs magic school Oh mrs. figs
magic school I went there when I was
little it sounds fun and my friends come
as well of course
violet rosy strawberry and Fleur can go
to magic school too can then come along
Oh
remember Ben is an elf and elves don't
like magic Ben will most likely be at
elf school today good morning children
this morning's lesson is called why else
don't do magic who can tell me why elves
don't do magic because where else yes
Ben
but can anyone tell me why we don't do
magic yes yes I know but why don't we
[Music]
always leads to trouble
yes gig magic or
waise leads to trouble this way girls
and talking of trouble hi we're going to
Magic School can we go to the Magic
School too wise old elf no I forbid it
oh please please oh very well today's
lesson will be to see how magic always
leads to trouble this way to the magic
school
magic school I suppose it'll all be pink
and fluffy and covered in glitter that
sounds nice here we are mrs. fix Magic
School
what is sensible building it could have
been built by an elf I know it's a bit
ugly isn't it it's very sensible now
girls and boys the same be meeting mrs.
fig she taught me everything I know
Oh mrs. fig liked me I used to call her
old fig a good morning children
my name is mrs. fig that's better
hello Ziggy remember me ah nanny plum
how could I forget I told you I was her
best pupil and all my years of teaching
nanny plum I never had another pupil
like you thank you and I am the wise old
is elves at Magic School
yes we're here to see the magic all go
wrong nothing will go wrong at mrs. fix
Magic School huge we have here I'm
princess Holly princess Holly what do
you and your little friends know about
magic oh I've told them lots of things
let's say you know nothing no what's the
most important
of magic don't do magic correct what
where's the fun in that
magic is not meant to be fun oh I like
this lesson magic is only meant to be
used for sensible things by sensible
people no pretend you are in the kitchen
doing the washing up are you going to
wash the dirty dishes using magic yes
stop that's just the sort of thing you
can do by hand what that's just plain
wrong but if you come across a
particularly stubborn stain on a
saucepan then perhaps you could leave it
to soak overnight why not just matches
the whole lot clean and get on with
something fun I am the teacher nanny
plum sorry Vicky and now for the magic
lessons Hey first we have to warm up
let's start with a little joke
oh no the joking outside chop chop
what is running have to do is budget
nothing
it's builds character I don't need any
more character thank you
are you all having fun yes right stop
jogging is not meant to be fun ha ha no
who would like to show me their
favourite spill me anyone else I can do
a growing spell very good
show us your growing spell please okay
[Music]
just growing and growing
[Applause]
[Music]
and who taught you that
growing spell me I might have known well
it did work you grew a lot I'm a spell
to make things smaller wait please mrs.
fig is still shrinking she's getting TV
yeah she's never going to stop shrinking
oh I better grow her again piggy piggy
pig fat too big
how are you feeling so as you'll see
children magic always leads to trouble
they were two very silly cells can
anyone think of a useful spell magic
chilli yes that's very useful
well I suppose magic jelly has its uses
like has a children's party or a picnic
or is a yummy pudding okay magic jelly
but let's get someone sensible to wave
the wand who is the most sensible person
here the wise old elf
there are wise old elf shall wave the
wand me but I'm not a fairy I don't do
magic exactly the perfect person
oh I don't think so no it wouldn't be
right nonsense
we just need a bit of fairy dust
you are ma'am magical my body is all
tingly I don't like it
don't worry you would be magical for
very long just wave the wand and see
jelly chilly but not a lot jelly jelly
but not a lot it were and I turn nanny
plum into a frog ha I'd like to see you
try I say this is fun what would happen
if I asked for a lot of jelly try it
candy candy jelly
that's ridiculous
elves don't do magic actually your
majesty
it was the wise old elf even old siggy
telling tales now the wise old elf did
it oh dear I believe I did do the spell
fancy that the wise old elf doing magic
you have been naughty yes it just goes
to show that magic always leads to
trouble somewhere hidden amongst thorny
brambles is a little kingdom of elves
and fairies everyone who lives here is
very very small
[Music]
kingdom today's adventure starts at the
meadow Giants in the meadow jump higher
Smee maybe I can jump higher that that's
not jumping that's jumping it's all
about using your legs like this I love
playing in the meadow I hope it never
changes the meadow won't change it's
been here forever and always will be
coming it's only Lucy a little girl we
met at the farm under dance with her
it's so pretty here yes dad
it's a shame we've got to dig it all up
all up why to make room for the cows the
cows congr a sin this meadow oh we just
need to flatten these mole hills that's
not a mole hill
that's gas Don's house
they're going to flatten your house
don't worry Gaston you can come and live
with me in a little castle I'll put the
cowshed over there
Oh No the cowshed will be right on top
of my little castle
don't worry Holly you and Gaston could
come and stay with me in the great elf
tree and I put the cowman you're over by
those trees oh that's where the elf tree
is maybe I won't stay at the great elf
tree
thanks anyway Ben I'd better start
building the fence your dad is putting
his cows right where we live
yes isn't it terrible you have to tell
him to stop okay I'll tell him that else
and berries live here no no big people
must never know we live here but I'm a
big person and I know you're special
what can we do then let's ask the wise
old elf
he'll know what today pays oles wise
what was that
we've got to be quiet okay let's go and
tell the wise old elf about the cows
cows in the meadow we'll have to tell
the farmer that he can't put his cows
here no no we must never talk to big
people
hello wise old elf Oh big people nice to
see you again
oh hello Lucy I thought you said we
should never talk to big people
well that's apart from Lucy of course
Lucy is nice but we was never talked to
grown up big people you can't trust them
oh don't worry I'll sort it out what are
you going to do
I'll tell the King to sort it out cows
yes your majesty
the farmer
is going to put cows in the middle right
we're Gaston's house says oh well that's
not so terrible and he's going to put a
load of cow poop by the grace elf tree
again not so bad you'll get used to the
smell and he's going to build a cow shed
on top of the little castle what
who is this farmer I'll sorting out how
big is he is he as tall as me he's my
dad
a big person and her dad is even bigger
yes well nanny plum come up with a plan
I already have a plan your majesty oh
well doc I'll turn him into a frog my
dad into a frog cool that's your plan
it's like they always say to get your
own way turn them into a frog
that doesn't even rhyme it's a silly
plan no it's not yes it is and I
absolutely forbid you to as I was saying
to get your own way turn them into a
frog well done nanny plum the plan does
work
carry on right you are your majesty even
think about doing anything so oh where
did nanny go
he's almost finished defense
well time problem solved
frogs can't build fences oh no he didn't
wear off after a while and he'll be back
to his old self again but won't he just
start building the fence again oh I
never thought of that where was I oh yes
I was building a fence it's been ages
how long does it take to turn someone
into a frog hmm maybe I should go and
see how nanny plum is doing good idea
off you go then there's a good elf so
how is the brilliant plan going
I turned the farmer into a frog then he
turned back again and he's still
building the friends no worries
I'll turn him into a frog again from
time no nanny
this plan is silly all right smarty
pants what's your plan man maybe Lucy's
mum can stop the farmer but you said we
can't talk to grown-up big people we
can't but Lucy can yes I could ask my
mom to stop dad come on
the important thing is Lucy not to
mention elves and fairies Lucy I thought
you were helping dad today I was but but
what Oh mummy can't dad put the cows on
my house Lucy whatever has got you so
upset it's just that my friends the
absent fairies live there oh no she's
telling her everything elves and fairies
Oh lovely no mum it's true right leave
it to me
don't really are elves and fairies I
know there are a darling do you frog
Oh nanny plum hello mommy how do you
know nanny plums name because I remember
her from when I was a little girl so you
know all about the Alps and berries yes
I used to play with them when I was
little
Sally now I remember you it was years
ago yes there was you and naughty Prince
vessel King before now nanny plum
we must never talk to big grown ups oh
hello wise old elf nice to see you again
oh hello Sally did you know the wise old
elf when he was very young
no he's always been old and wise you
haven't changed a bit
thank you so it's the little kingdom
where dad's putting the cows yes then we
must stop him come on everyone what we
have to find somewhere else to put the
cows why because because the grass here
is a bit and dry and on the ground is
too muddy there must be a better place
to put the curse no this is the perfect
place the plans not working who said
that
Oh what do we do is it time no nanny
don't let the farmer know we're here
okay clever clogs what's your plan man
hello we'll be with you in a moment now
nanny plum as I was saying who are you
mr. farmer in the meadow elves and
fairies living in the meadow yes so we
can't put the cows here darling well of
course not I don't want to knock
anyone's house down
and one more thing that you must not
tell any of your friends that you seen
elves and fairies hmm don't worry there
is no way that I will tell any of my
friends that I've been seeing elves and
fairies thank you Dad
good news your majesty
there will be no cows in the meadow so
what's the bad news
the farmer his wife and just about
everybody now know about elves and
fairies I see hopefully they don't know
too much is the little castle where the
fairies live hello next on the tour the
secret elf tray see all the secrets the
elves have been hiding for years
[Music]
somewhere hidden amongst thorny brambles
is a little kingdom of elves and fairies
everyone who lives here is very very
small
[Music]
Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom today's
adventure starts lovely day certainly is
mr. elf is kind delivering our food yes
where would we be without elves no idea
your majesty
no well yes I was just wondering if you
could pay us today pay yeah
yes you haven't paid us any money for
ages
all right how much do we owe you um 492
gold coins gosh that's a lot don't worry
Ben we'll just get some money
won't we nanny money doesn't grow on
trees Holly no no it grows in the magic
money chest oh there's only one coin in
it one coin is all we need I throw it
into the magic money chest alright I'll
just empty the trash now burn throw the
coin in but I haven't got a coin you
made them all disappear
Oh without a coin we can't make money um
I've got a button perhaps that will work
it's full of buttons can you buy things
with buttons this doll would it be okay
to pay you in buttons no the magic money
chest broken yes your majesty
some reason it's just making buttons and
we need to pay mr. elf
don't worry Holly I'll swap this out
this is embarrassing but the thing is
we're a bit short of money today no
reason to be embarrassed your majesty
no reason at all sorry and all that no
no please don't give it another thought
good when you get some money let me know
and I bring the food right back bye bye
I've good news and bad news what's the
bad news the bad news is there is no
good news mr. elves taken breakfast away
and all because we don't have any silly
money what's money for I'm not really
sure Holly but the elves seem to like it
magic money chests daddy it's not broken
we just need a gold coin to throw in
who's got one that's the problem dear
nobody's got one so how do we get a gold
coin my dad gets paid gold coins for
doing his job really could you do a job
daddy and get a gold coin I suppose I
could give it a try what sort of job
will you get daddy I'm not sure I must
be good at lots of things I'm the king
ah wise old elf I'm looking for a job
very funny
your majesty no I'm serious I need to
earn a gold coin I see normally you'd
have to go to the elf Job Center and
answer lots of questions but in your
case no no I command you to treat me
like anyone else yes sire
named the King mr. king what was your
last job the king look King any skills
being King
besides have a king job right now um we
need a toy factory worker or a farmer or
a sailor Oh daddy Sailor sounds fun yes
I like messing about in boats you will
be a sailor on our brand-new ship your
majesty
it's the king I'm not the King today I'm
just a humble sailor but we need a king
to launch our new ship oh all right then
I'll just be king for a moment I declare
this ship launched now treat me like any
new sailor okay
you can mop to death right it's rather
dull
why don't I speed things up with some
magic no daddy
elves don't like magic your job looks
fun let's swap of course your majesty
much better this is which way starboard
why can't they just say left all right
hello your majesty
how's everything going very well but
that ship wasn't strong enough have you
got another one maybe you're not cut out
to be a sailor your majesty
what other jobs did the elf ladies say I
could do that would be fun I'm not the
King today I'm just a humble factory
worker like you lot but we need a king
to inspect the toys okay I'll be king
for a second it's perfect right now I'm
just a humble factory worker again what
do I do
press this button and out comes the
bloop what about something a bit more
interesting making the toys no your
Majesties the painting perhaps not the
packing no today you are the gloop l
think I'm really getting the hang of
this all right
how are you getting on your Magister
perhaps you're not suited to factory
work your majesty what's the last job on
the list working on the farm
daddy I'm not the King today I'm here to
do farm work but it's our holiday not
when there's work to be done you were
thinking back to work right Oh what do I
do this pumpkin needs watering so it
will grow nice and big it's not growing
it takes a long time King thistle waits
and waits hmm let's speed it up with a
little magic wow that's a big pumpkin
pumpkins going to explode right well
that's as good a time as any to finish
my day's work how many gold coins have I
earned for being a sailor you earned one
gold coin but for sinking the ship we'll
have to take it back for working in the
factory you earned one gold coin but for
causing a dark flood we'll have to take
it back and for working on the farm you
earned one gold coin but for making the
pumpkin explode
we'll have to take it back but I need a
gold coin I suppose I'll just have to
come back to work tomorrow ah
take the gold coin and don't come back
tomorrow
what gold coin I earned it all myself oh
well done darling
we just chuck it in the magic money
chest you worked so hard to die it was
fun well I'm off don't want to be late
where are you going daddy back to work
I've decided to work evenings but we
have the money daddy there's more to
work than money hollien the elves need
me your majesty we need you you see we
want you to be the king of game but
Kings don't work I want to be useful but
kings are useful we needed a king to
launch the O ship that's true you
launched the elf ship daddy even though
you saw two sank it as well we couldn't
make our toys if a king didn't inspect
them and most importantly a king has to
start our harvest dance I see well in
that case start the harvest dance
maybe I am quite good at being the job
you're second best spot pretty much over
my best
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