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what happened I'm just trying to figure
out what I'm doing for the holidays
do you know what you're doing well I
know what I'm doing for Halloween that's
my favorite holiday oh nice I guess I
know I'm so weird oh it's not weird at
all it's a very popular day yeah for a
little freak like me but I guess the
truth is I just like spooky stuff why
are you saying it in the hushed tone oh
my god if I freaking you out right now
I'm totally freaking you out right now
your face is like it's weird supposed to
be some kind of code word for special
because you're not don't worry about it
I'm used to it nobody likes Halloween
like yes they do
no I go all out I put fake webbing and
spiders in my bushes
yeah like grandparents do that it sound
like twisted little prick don't say that
I'm scared of spiders for real but these
are cool yeah I got it
you're all like yeah I'm gonna have to
tie you down to the chair you're
freaking out so Horning guess I'm just
waiting for you to say something that's
actually weird or crazy okay I'm only
gonna tell you this because I trust you
I'm famous Lanchester a vegan normally I
bake chocolate chip cookies but on
Halloween
I put dye in them that makes them turn
black
these are just double chocolate-chip
cookies
this is twisted no okay ready
who never find these in every wall where
did you get the mall okay do you hear
yourself and every year me and my
roommate do this thing where we wait for
kids to walk up to our house and we give
them candy that's totally normal
you didn't know I'm not agreeing with
you cuz I'm a twisted for you Jess
you're making us seem most people like
Halloween it's a costume party with your
friends where you don't have to buy
anything or cook or travel like you do
at Christmas oh I hate Christmas but
Halloween is like my Christmas which I
love so you love Christmas I love my
Christmas Halloween the only time of
year you're allowed to wear black what
oh my god stop freaking out it's not
freaking you're so weird
no just a little twisted freak like
you're great oh my god
let your freak flag out you're not freak
freak representation matters
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