你有没有觉得 自己有一点点与众不同 Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different?
好像只要世人欣赏 Like you had something unique to offer the world...
你就能贡献出独一无二的东西 ... if you could just get people to see it.
（如果你也这么觉得） 那你就知道了，作为我 Then you know exactly how it felt...
是什么感觉 ... to be me.
上来吧，佛林特 Go ahead, Flint.
我们现在面临的头号难题是什么呢？ What is the number one problem facing our community today?
鞋带系不好 Untied shoelaces.
所以呢，我发明了这个无鞋带护脚套 Which is why I've invented a laceless alternative foot covering.
立喷即穿鞋！ Spray-On Shoes.
瞧哇！ 好炫哦 - Voilà. - They're so nifty.
那你怎么脱鞋子啊，呆子？ How you gonna get them off, nerd?
真是个怪家伙 还想装聪明，其实逊死了 What a freak. He wants to be smart, but that's lame.
那天，我想逃避 I wanted to run away that day.
可是，你永远逃不过自己的双脚 But you can't run away from your own feet.
儿子，不是每条沙丁鱼都注定会游泳 【仅限科学家入内】 Not every sardine is meant to swim, son.
我听不懂你拿鱼打比方啦 I don't understand fishing metaphors.
我说什么了？ 别担心 - What did I say? - Don't worry.
孩子，我觉得你的鞋子棒极了 Honey, I think your shoes are wonderful.
大家都觉得我怪胎 Everyone just thinks I'm a weirdo.
那又怎样？ So?
别人或许还觉得这些人也是怪胎呢 People probably thought that these guys were weirdoes too.
可这点闲话从来没阻挡过他们 But that never stopped them.
我本来想等你生日再送给你 看这情形，来吧 I was saving this for your birthday, but here.
专业实验服 A professional-grade lab coat.
跟真的科学家穿的一样 Just like the real guys wear.
真合身 It fits perfect.
这个世界需要你的创造力，佛林特 The world needs your originality, Flint.
等你长大些就好了 You just have to grow into it.
我知道，总有一天 你会有一番大大的成就 And I know that you're gonna do big things someday.
【佛林特·洛克伍德--史上最佳发明家】 flint lockwood-best inventor ever
从那一刻起 From that moment on...
我决心要搞出一些伟大的发明 ... I was determined to invent something great.
遥控电视机 Remote Control Television.
球手准备投球了 And, the pitch is in.
总有一天 Eventually.
生发灵 Hair Un-Balder.
飞车 Flying Car.
猴类思想翻译机 Monkey Thought Translator.
饿，饿，饿 多聪明啊 - Hungry. Hungry. Hungry. - How wise.
别，史提夫，不要！拜托，别碰！ No, Steve. No, no, no, no, no! No, please! Leave it...
鼠鸟 Ratbirds.
嘿，小家伙，感觉如何啊？ Hey, what's going on, little guy?
佛林特·洛克伍德！ Flint Lockwood.
我梦想着，能帮助我的家乡 My dream was to help my hometown...
一个缩在大西洋“大”字下面的小岛 ... a tiny island hidden under the "A" in "Atlantic"...
大燕瀑布 ... called Swallow Falls.
这里盛产沙丁鱼 We were famous for sardines...
直到某天布兰特宝宝 沙丁鱼罐头厂关门大吉 ... until the day the Baby Brent Sardine Cannery closed for good.
因为所有人都发现，原来沙丁鱼 Right after everyone in the world realized that sardines...
超级恶心 ... are super gross.
很快，我们只能硬着头皮 吃这些没人要的沙丁鱼 Soon, all of us were stuck eating the sardines that no one else wanted.
烹的、炸的、煮的 干的、蜜饯的、腌汁的 Poached, fried, boiled, dried, candied and juiced.
生活变得灰暗、无味 Life became gray and flavorless.
然而，当所有人都感到茫然时 我正视挑战 But when all seemed lost, I stared at defeat...
找到希望 ... and found hope.
片名：食破天惊 cloudy with a chance of meatball
-=The Last Fantasy=- 荣誉出品 本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业途径 -=The Last Fantasy=-
-=TLF字幕组=- 翻译/校对：Yogahu Yogahu's work
我叫佛林特·洛克伍德 My name is Flint Lockwood.
我要发明一种机器 And I was about to invent a machine...
可以将水 ... that turns water...
变成食物 ... into food.
史提夫 我最好的朋友外加最信任的同事 Steve, my best friend and trusted colleague.
史提夫 Steve.
你会帮我吗？ Can I count on your help?
会 Can.
我就知道你会 I knew I could.
按钮，按下；内存，启动 Button, on. Memory, activate.
图纸，厉害；开始纳米变异 Blueprints, awesome. Begin nano-mutation.
辐射矩阵，拿下 Radiation matrix, secure.
电脑，启动 Computer, boot.
酷炫上彩，搞定 Coolness enhancement, complete.
实施喝咖啡休息计划 Engage coffee break.
连接电源 Networking power grid.
开始将水 Beginning conversion of water...
变成食物 ...into food.
水合蛋白矩阵 Hydrating protein matrix.
校准口味调控 Calibrating flavor panel.
预备启动食物喷口 Priming chow plopper.
上载酷炫提示语音 Uploading cool machine voice.
奶酪汉堡 Cheeseburger.
大家一定会爱死这个发明的 Everyone is going to love this.
佛林特！ Flint!
抱歉，老爸 Sorry, Dad.
史提夫，接着干活 Steve, keep working.
掌纹扫瞄 Scanning hand.
这家伙真是够怪的 That's a really weird dude.
重启实验塔电力 Re-energizing tower unit.
吓我一跳，回头见，老爸 Jeez. See you, Dad.
佛林特 Flint.
你不觉得，也该停一停这些所谓的发明 找份正经工作吗？ Don't you think it's time to give up this inventing thing, get a real job?
不觉得，怎么了？ No, why?
你的这些个发明，最后都搞得鸡飞狗跳 Well, all your technology stuff, it just ends in disaster.
那些鼠鸟啊，没错，它们是溜掉了 而且下崽快得有点变态 The ratbirds, yes, they escaped and bred at a surprising rate.
但我已经搞定那个问题，摆平他们了 But I took care of that problem and disposed of them.
比利，快装死！ Billy, just play dead.
佛林特 你不能明知水里没鱼还不停撒网 Flint, you don't keep throwing your net where there aren't any fish.
啥？ 我希望你能… - What? - I want you to work full-time...
在钓具店做全职 钓具店？老爸，不 ...at the tackle shop. - The tackle shop? Dad, no.
卖钓具很有前途 Tackle is a good career.
拜托了 这个发明只差一点点就能成功了 Please, I'm so close with this one.
我只要把它连上发电站 通点电，就能成！ I just have to hook it up to the power station and give it power and it'll work.
然后呢，你就能在店里卖吃的 And then you could sell food in the shop...
这样大家也就不用再吃沙丁鱼了 ...and then everyone won't have to eat sardines anymore.
多棒啊！ It is going to be so awesome.
抱歉了，儿子 I'm sorry, son.
不准再搞发明 No more inventing.
老爸，我知道我能行 Dad, I know I can do this.
妈妈也知道 And Mom did too.
自从妈妈去世，已经过去十年了 It had been almost 10 years since Mom died...
但爸爸还是没法像妈妈那样理解我 ... and Dad still didn't understand me like she did.
来，我们开店 Come on. Let's open the shop.
提姆父子沙丁鱼鱼饵钓具店 Tim and Son Sardine Bait and Tackle.
有没有热血沸腾？ You feeling it?
小心，布兰特宝宝 Look out, Baby Brent!
布兰特宝宝牌沙丁鱼 Baby Brent Sardines.
大燕瀑布纯手工包装特产 Hand-packed in Swallow Falls.
身为一镇之长，我清楚，现在我们 应该忘记曾经沙丁鱼罐头的辉煌 As your mayor, I know it's time to put our sardine-canning past behind us...
转而放眼未来 ... and look to the future.
沙丁鱼文化旅游！ Sardine tourism!
因此，我在没有咨询任何人的情况下 That's why, without consulting anyone...
将全镇的预算都用到了这里 就在这帆布下方 ... I spent the entire town budget on the thing that is under this tarp...
今天中午，我将正式 ... which I will be unveiling today...
揭幕 ... at noon.
届时，布兰特宝宝也会 现身仪式现场 Featuring a live appearance by Baby Brent himself.
最近怎么样啊，各位？ What is up, everybody?
嘿 嘿，是布兰特宝宝诶 - Hey. - Hey, it's Baby Brent.
你干嘛呢？在这堆布兰特宝宝牌罐头？ What you doing? Stacking cans with me on them as a baby?
话说回来，有谁想看我剪彩 Anyways, who wants to watch me cut the ribbon...
在市长的揭幕仪式上亲眼看？ ...at the mayor's unveiling thing?
我要用这个坏小子来拯救我们这个镇子 I'll be using these bad boys to help save the town.
好了各位，沙丁鱼万岁！ All right, you guys. Sardines, yeah.
大燕瀑布万岁！ 真是喜庆啊 - Swallow Falls forever! - What a delight.
那个，你…想去揭幕仪式吗？ Listen, you... Maybe you wanna go to that unveiling?
老爸，你放心去看，我在这里守着 You know, Dad, why don't you go ahead. I'll hold down the fort here.
真的？你确定你能搞定这里的事？ Really? You sure you can handle it?
嗯，老爸，我肯定没问题 Yeah, Dad, I'm pretty sure I'll be fine.
那就好 All right, then.
我半小时后就回来，小掌柜 I'll be back in half an hour, skipper.
好勒，拜 Okay. Bye.
这破地方完全不够我施展手脚，布兰特 This hellhole is too small for me, Brent.
我要干大事 I wanna be big.
我要别人看到我的时候说 “这个市长可真了不起” I want people to look at me and say, "That is one big mayor."
所以这次的计划必须成功 And that's why this has to work.
必须成功 It has to work.
否则，我就只是一个不起眼的小镇上 一个不起眼的小市长 Otherwise, I'm just a tiny mayor of a tiny town...
整天只能跟一群啃沙丁鱼的榆木脑袋混日子 ...full of tiny sardine-sucking knuckle-scrapers.
不算我吧？ But not me, right?
哦，你当然不是了，布兰特 我一直把你当儿子看待 Oh, not you, Brent. No. You've always been like a son to me.
大家好 Hey, everybody.
这片帆布下，静静躺着 人类有史以来最伟大的旅游景点 Under this tarp is the greatest tourist attraction ever built by humans.
我们再有十七万亿焦耳电力就够了 We just need 17,000 more gigajoules.
这个景点… 行动，行动 - An attraction so... - Go, go, go.
你在这里干什么，佛林特·洛克伍德？ What are you doing, Flint Lockwood?
我只是老老实实地背着手，警官 Just holding my hands behind my back respectfully, sir.
你知道自己是个什么东西吗，洛克伍德？ 不知道 - You know what you are, Lockwood? - No.
恶作剧狂人 A shenaniganizer.
蠢材 A tomfool.
看见我那个帅气的宝贝儿子凯尔了吗？ 嗨 - You see my beautiful angel son Cal? - What's up?
我非常爱他，他是我唯一的儿子 I love him so much. This is my only son.
我希望他的未来前途光明 I want him to have a bright future.
我不准你拿你那些乌七八糟的发明 A future in which you don't ruin our town's day...
毁了这个小镇的未来 ...with one of your crazy science thingies.
那个，我不干那些事儿了… 瞧见这隐形眼镜了吗，洛克伍德？ - Well, that's all behind me... - You see this contact lens, Lockwood?
这个隐形眼镜就是你 嗯哦 - This contact lens represent you. - All right.
我眼睛就是我眼睛 哦 - And my eye represents my eye. - Okay.
你，逃不出，我的，眼睛 I got my eye on you.
哦，天啊，有人横穿马路 - Oh, my gosh, a jaywalker. - Hey.
并且，我还安排了一家大型媒体 来做现场直播 And I've arranged for live coverage from a major network...
由最老练专业的记者来报导 ...and their most experienced professional reporter.
哦，那就派实习生去吧 她够可爱，还巨活泼 Oh, just send the intern. She's cute, and she's super perky.
嗯，一个天气预报员 有这些素质就够了，实习生 Well, those are the only things we look for in a TV weatherperson. Intern.
你愿不愿意去大洋中央 一个芝麻大点小岛上 How would you like to do a weather report from a rinky-dink island...
做一次天气报导 算是帮我表弟一个忙？ ...in the middle of the ocean as a favor to my cousin?
真的呀！？ Really?
你敢相信吗，曼尼？ Can you believe it, Manny?
临时性专业天气预报员 Temporary professional meteorologist.
好了，曼尼，这个怎么样？ Okay, Manny, what about this?
欢迎收看，美国的观众朋友们 我是珊·史帕克斯 Welcome, America, I'm Sam Sparks.
大家好啊，观众朋友 珊·史帕克斯在此 Hello, America, Sam Sparks here.
观众朋友，嗨，刚才没看见你们 America, hi. I didn't see you there.
是我啊，珊·史帕克斯 It's me, Sam Sparks.
我正在横跨大洋呢 On my way across the ocean.
等她到了，我希望大家都能笑脸相迎 Now, when she gets here, I wanna see a lot of smiling faces.
表现出一副“嘿，哇！”的样子 Act like, "Hey, whoa."
这主意太棒了 This is a great idea.
气象新闻台 Weather News Network.
气象新闻时有… Weather news happens...
时无 ... or not.
现在，镜头转到大燕瀑布 Now we're over to Swallow Falls...
我们的实习生开始她的第一天工作 ... where our intern is on her first day on the job.
或者我该说，开始了第一个阴天的工作 Or should I say, first gray on the job.
那儿看起来云不少嘛，实习生 Looks pretty cloudy there, intern.
大家好，珊·史帕克斯，我是美国观众 Hello, Sam Sparks, I'm America.
现在气温是大燕瀑布摄氏度… 那个，我们还是直接拍市长吧 It's Swallow Falls degrees and... Well, let's just go to the mayor.
谢谢，欢迎全国的电视观众收看 Thank you and welcome, national television audience.
你们即将目睹的 无疑将是历史性的大事件 You are about to witness an historic event, undoubtedly...
现在，即将剪彩的是… And now, here to cut the ceremonial ribbon...
大燕瀑布的骄子，布兰特宝宝！ ...Swallow Falls' favorite son, Baby Brent!
各位，他的可爱不减当年啊 He's still got it, folks.
这个镇里我最棒！ I'm the best person in the whole town.
合成食物，开始 Food synthesis, go.
我的胸毛在颤，有点不对劲 My chest hairs are tingling. Something's wrong.
好了，即将呈现的 就是全世界翘首以盼的景点 Well, here it is. The attraction the whole world has been waiting for:
沙丁鱼游乐园 Sardine Land.
有车有展览 With rides and exhibits.
隆重请出沙姆，世界上最大的沙丁鱼 And featuring Shamo, the world's largest sardine...
还有他那烈火熊熊的荣誉之环！ ...and his flaming hoop of glory.
坐在溅水区的各位，当心哦 Those of you in the splash zone, look out.
奶酪汉堡 Cheeseburger.
佛林特·洛克伍德 Flint Lockwood.
稍等一下下，我正忙着… Just a second. I'm in the middle of a...
看起来大燕瀑布 能靠着沙丁鱼打个翻身仗了… Well, looks like things in Swallow Falls are sardine to get better. For...
怎么回事 What just happened to me?
抱歉 Sorry.
不要 No.
你被捕了，佛林特·洛克伍德 You're under arrest, Flint Lockwood.
幸好你对沙丁鱼游乐场的破坏有限 Thank goodness you only caused minimal damage to Sardine Land.
搞什么！ Come on.
我不该拿着这个跑啊！ I really shouldn't be running with these.
跳，跳，跳，跑，跑 跳，跳，跑 Jump, jump, jump, run, run, jump, jump, run.
没人受伤算你走运！ 佛林特·洛克伍德！ - It's a good thing no one got hurt! - Flint Lockwood!
我是没受伤，可还是出离愤怒了！ I didn't get hurt, but that does not mean that I'm not still mad at you.
我，我的天呀，太抱歉了，你没事吧？ Oh, my gosh. I am so sorry. Are you okay?
我没来得及… 我没事，只是有点痛罢了 - I didn't get a chance to... - It's okay, it's just pain.
抱歉，我今天不在状态 Sorry, I'm not myself today.
我的职业生涯就这么 被一个骑着自制火箭的疯子给毁了 My whole career was ruined by some crazy jerk riding a homemade rocket.
等等 Wait a minute.
你这脚是怎么回事？ What is going on with your feet?
立喷即穿鞋，脱不下来的 Spray-On Shoes. They don't come off.
太酷了 Cool.
这样就解决鞋带系不好难题了 This could solve the untied shoes epidemic.
这是什么做的？ 某种弹性生物聚合粘合剂吗？ What are they made of, some kind of elastic biopolymer adhesive?
完全正确 Exactly.
我是说… I mean...
哇，这鞋子好炫哦，我叫珊 Wow, they're shiny. I'm Sam.
佛林特 史提夫 - Flint. - Steve.
那个是猴类思想翻译机吗？ 史提夫 - Is that a Monkey Thought Translator? - Steve.
难以置信，这些都是你自己发明的？ Incredible. Did you make all of this stuff?
就是你骑着火箭撞的我！ 你还踩着我的脸了呢 - You hit me with a rocket. - You kicked me in the face.
我说过抱歉了 I said I was sorry.
你知道进入天气预报这个行当有多难吗？ Do you know how hard it is to break into the weather game?
我一生都在为那一刻做准备 I spent my entire life building up to that moment.
成功只有一次机会 You get one shot at the show.
一旦搞砸了… And if you don't make it...
就只能回去擦气压计 ...it's back to cleaning the barometers.
奶酪？ Cheese?
那只可能是… But that could only mean...
兴奋，兴奋 Excited. Excited.
我的机器成功了 My machine works.
真的成功了！ It really works!
你的机器？ Your machine?
就是那个火箭吗？ Is that what that rocket was?
你喜欢吗？ Do you like it?
爱死了！ I love it!
真是太神奇了，瞧瞧吧 This is just amazing. Look at this.
这可是有史以来最壮观的气象了 This is the greatest weather phenomenon in history.
嘿，你不就是干天气预报的吗？ Hey, aren't you a weathergirl?
曼尼，扛上摄影机 Manny, get your camera.
最新消息：丢尽颜面的实习生又回来了 很显然是想再多找点不自在 This just in: Our humiliated weather intern is apparently back for more.
多谢，派崔利克，好了，各位 你一定不敢相信你看到的这一切 Thanks, Patrick. Okay, everybody, you are not gonna believe this one...
但我就站在这场汉堡雨中 ... but I am standing in the middle of a burger rain.
你或许看过流星雨 You may have seen a meteor shower...
但你肯定没见过 比这个更有肉味儿的大雨 ... but you've never seen a shower meatier than this.
对于一个以沙丁鱼度日的小镇来说 这无异于天赐美食 For a town stuck eating sardines, this is totally manna from heaven.
这个可比沙丁鱼好吃多多了 This tastes significantly better than sardines.
这事儿有戏了 This is going to be big.
这场汉堡雨的幕后英雄 This food weather was created intentionally...
就是腼腆的后院发明家 佛林特·洛克伍德 ... by meek-ish backyard tinkerer Flint Lockwood.
佛林特·洛克伍德？ Flint Lockwood?
你因毁坏沙丁鱼游乐场被捕了！ You're under arrest for ruining Sardine Land.
佛林特，这些汉堡真是太棒了 Flint, those burgers were awesome.
制片打电话来，说 “大伙都爱死食品雨了” The producer called and he was like, "Everybody loves that food weather."
食品雨 啥？ - Food weather. - What?
这可比沙丁鱼游乐园还有戏 This could be bigger than Sardine Land.
你能再让天上下吃的吗？ 别 - Can you make it rain food again? - No.
我不知道我… 你还能再来一次？ - I don't know if l... - You're gonna do it again?
你们这不是在胡闹嘛！ You gotta be kidding.
拜托了~拜托了~ Please, please, please.
好！ 不行 - Yes. - No.
再给我一次机会吧 你我都清楚，刚才那是意外 - Give me one more chance. - We know this was an accident.
我知道 天上掉奶酪汉堡… - I know. - Cheeseburgers from the sky...
太不正常了 ...that's not natural.
我的发明可以拯救整座小镇 My invention could save the whole town.
你一定会以我为荣的，老爸 You will be so proud of me, Dad.
另外 Plus...
我带了个姑娘过来 ...there's a girl here.
你能看着我的眼睛告诉我 这一切都在你的控制之下 Can you look me in the eye and tell me you've got this under control...
最后你也不会捅出大篓子？ ...and it's not gonna end up in a disaster?
嗯 Yes.
一切都在我的控制之下 而且不会捅出大篓子 I've got this under control, and it's not gonna end in disaster.
那好吧 谢了，老爸 - All right. - Thanks, Dad.
哦，就这样吧 好了，珊 - Oh, sure. - Okay. So, Sam...
这就是奇迹发生的地方 ...this is where the magic happens.
舔，舔，舔 Lick. Lick. Lick.
欢迎回来，佛林特 Welcome, Flint.
你真是花了不少时间一个人待在这啊 You seriously spend a lot of time alone.
啥？ What?
原理是这样的 So here's how it works.
水从上面进去 食物从下面出来 Water goes in the top, and food comes out the bottom.
你把机器发射到平流层的时候 When you shot it into the stratosphere...
你就料到会引起积雨云层的物态变化了？ ...you figured it would induce a phase change from the cumulonimbus layer?
你这个总结，做得很好 That's actually a really smart observation.
我是说 I mean...
云层里可能会有水 The clouds probably have water in them...
我猜 你是因为这个才把机器发射上去的 ...which, I guess, is why you shot it up there in the first place.
嗯，嗯，就是这样 Right, right. That's why I did that.
有意的 是呀 - On purpose. - Right. Yeah.
是啊 当然了 - Right. - Of course.
好了 Okay.
这机器利用的是水分子变异的原理 The machine uses a principle of hydro-genetic mutation.
我用微波辐射高度作用于水分子 Water molecules are bombarded with microwave radiation...
使它的性质变异成你想要的任何食物 ...which mutates their genetic recipe into any kind of food you want.
这么说 So...
能变出披萨嘛？ 嗯 - Pizza? - Yes.
马铃薯泥？ 嗯 - Mashed potatoes? - Yes.
豌豆？ 嗯，那是食物没错 - Peas? - Yes, that's also a food.
牛排，苹果？ 嗯 - Steak? Apples? - Yes.
苹果酱？三明治？ 嗯 - Apple sauce? BLT? - Yes.
我说了，任何食物都可以 鸡翅？ - I said any kind of food. - Chicken wings?
先想一想再说好吗，如果你想的东西 是能吃的，就没问题 Think about what you're saying, and if it's a food, yes.
红肠 红肠，那是吃的 - Baloney. - Baloney. That is a food.
那果冻可以吗？ 你喜欢吃果冻？ - How about Jell-O? - Do you like Jell-O?
我爱死果冻了 I love Jell-O.
我也爱吃果冻！ 哦，还有花生酱，对吧？ I love Jell-O too. Oh, and peanut butter, right?
哦，我不吃，我对那玩意儿严重过敏 Oh, no, no, no, I am severely allergic to peanuts.
我也是 Hey, me too.
你管这个叫什么？ 花生过敏症 - What's it called? - Peanut allergy.
我是说这个机器了 它呀 - No, the machine. - Of course.
这叫佛林特·洛克伍德 多功能超级变异 It's called the Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super-Mutating...
动感食品复制器 ...Dynamic Food Replicator.
简称 Or, for short:
FLDSMDFR The FLDSMDFR.
Fliminadifiser？ Fliminadifiser?
FLDSMDFR FLDSMDFR.
Fliminubahdibferer？ Fliminubahdibferer?
Fli Fli.
Suh Suh.
Fdiferf Fdiferf.
曼尼，把这个拍下来 他要开始制造食物了 Manny, make sure you get this. He's gonna make the food now.
现在？ Now?
那个，事情是这样的，我… Well, the thing is, I can't...
等不及要给你看这个搞笑的视讯了 ... wait to show you this hilarious Internet video.
这？ What?
这是什么？ What is this?
好可爱啊 It's so cute.
我按，我叠，我接 Pushing. Folding. Connecting.
我贴，我转，我画，我开 Taping. Turning. Painting. Switching.
我盯 Staring.
我的小宇宙~ Motivating.
安装按钮 真不敢相信，我看这个 - Placing button. - I can't believe I've been watching this...
都看了三小时了 就是说啊 ...for three hours. - I know.
能用诶 It's working.
你们早餐想吃点什么？ What do you guys want for breakfast?
吉米熊 这个不行，史提夫 - Gummi Bears. - Whoa, Steve, no.
我们都清楚你想拿他们干什么 We both know how you get around Gummi Bears.
要不来点… How about...
煎蛋 吐司 ...eggs. - And toast.
橙汁 Orange juice.
还有熏肉 熏肉 - And bacon. - Bacon.
你干嘛呀？ What are you doing?
没干嘛 Nothing.
转战电脑去也！ To the computer.
你确定这么做安全吗？ So you're sure this is safe?
别担心，我做了个危险指数仪 好知道 Don't worry. I have a Dangeometer that lets us know...
食物有没有变异过头 ...if the food is going to over-mutate.
万一食物变异过头会怎样呢？ What happens if the food over-mutates?
我也不知道，肯定不会发生那种事的了 I don't know. But that'll never happen.
好了，应该不会爆炸 All right, this probably won't explode.
说啥？ What?
熏肉 Bacon.
奶酪汉堡只是前奏 Those cheeseburgers were only the beginning...
因为早餐正向大燕瀑布进发 ...because a breakfast system is on its way to Swallow Falls.
想听我的预报？ My forecast?
天气晴朗，煎蛋正面向上！ Sunny side up.
佛林特，好小伙 你能再做一顿午餐吗？ Flint, my boy. Can you do lunch?
好了，计划是这样的： All right, here's the skinny:
你继续造雨，下好吃的 You keep making it rain the snackadoos...
天气预报接着给我们免费做广告 ...weathergirl provides free advertising...
我呢，借了一笔高息贷款 ...I have taken out a very high-interest loan...
把破小镇改造成一个 主打食品旅游的世外桃源！ ...to convert this Podunk town into a tourist food-topia.
你只需要，让天上一天下三顿食物 All you have to do is make it rain food three meals a day...
在可预见的未来，永不间断 ...every day for the foreseeable future...
一个月后 我们举办一场盛大的开岛仪式 ...and in 30 days we hold a grand reopening of the island...
定位是不能错过的海岛旅游专线 ...as a must-see cruise destination.
那时候，每个人，每个角落 And everyone, everywhere...
都会热爱你的发明 ...is going to love your invention.
你真这么觉得？ Do you think so?
我确定 I know so.
我管这个情景叫“禽肉总动员” Now that's what I call poultry in motion.
【大嚼大咽（燕）镇】 chew and swallow
【专卖消食片】 anti-gas tablet
【国际茴香坊】 international house of cumin
洛克伍德先生 我能点一些华夫饼吗？ Mr. Lockwood, may I please have waffles?
炸豆丸子？ 豆粒软糖 - Falafels? - Jellybeans.
鳄梨 马上就好 - Avocado. - Coming right up.
剩菜残羹？ Leftovers?
不是问题，有了佛林特·洛克伍德 的最新发明--眼不见为净机 Not a problem with Flint Lockwood's latest invention, the Outtasighter...
机如其名，它将吃不完的食物 弹出人们的视线 ...so-named because it catapults uneaten food out of sight...
同时，也就弹走了烦恼 ...and therefore, out of mind.
【佛林特·洛克伍德牌纸巾】 flint lockwood napkins
【接食漏斗】 mouth funnels
豆粒软糖！ Jellybeans!
太棒了 Awesome.
三明治 甜甜圈 - BLT. - Doughnuts.
馅饼 Pie.
吉米熊 Gummi bears.
鱼 焦糖蛋糕！ - Fish. - Crème brǔlée!
火鸡内塞一份披萨 A pizza stuffed inside a turkey...
高火油炸再用巧克力浸泡 ...the whole thing deep-fried and dipped in chocolate.
是我啊，市长 It's me, the mayor.
你看起来有点不一样了 You look different.
剪头发了？ Did you get a new haircut?
没错，多谢你这么细心 Yes, I did. Thank you for noticing.
我爱你 谢了，爸，我也爱你 - I love you. - Thanks, Dad. I love you.
我想多跟你在一起，爸爸 I love spending time with you, Dad.
【沙丁鱼大减价100%】 sardines 100% off
嘿，老爸，我回实验室了 Hey, Dad, I'm headed back to the lab.
你要是想，我可以教你怎么制造食物 If you wanna come, I could show you how I make the food.
不用，谢了 No, thanks.
那种高科技食品 对于我这种老渔夫来说太复杂了 That techno-food, it's too complicated for an old fisherman.
明白了 Got it.
你还是可以回来帮把手的 Could still use your help around here, though, you know.
我现在和市长一起工作，老爸 I'm working with the mayor now, Dad.
开岛仪式再有一周就到了 I mean, the town's grand reopening is in, like, a week.
好吧，懂了 Right. Got it.
佛林特·洛克伍德 Flint Lockwood?
啥事？ Yeah?
明天就是我儿子凯尔的生日了… It's my son Cal's birthday tomorrow...
我想，你能不能让天上下点特别的 ...and I was just wondering if you could make it rain something special.
这里点餐预约已经太多了 Well, I'm pretty backed up on requests.
还有，你老是对我不客气 Plus, you're always mean to me.
就这一次… It'll be just one time...
给我宝贝儿子的大日子一个惊喜 ...for my special angel's special day.
真说不好 I don't know.
你也知道，我不想 让机器超负荷工作，所以… You know, I don't wanna overwork the machine, so...
算了，我知道本来可能就不大 Okay. I knew it was a long shot.
我只是想让凯尔知道，我有多么爱他 I just wanted Cal to see how much his father loves him.
我以为你能懂 I thought you would understand.
你知道，父亲总是想… You know how fathers always trying to express...
让儿子知道他们的爱和赞赏 ...their love and appreciation for their sons.
厄尔，等等 Earl, wait.
摸，摸，摸 Touch. Touch. Touch.
我有个好主意 I've got an idea.
生日快乐，儿子 Happy birthday, son.
老爸？ Dad?
今天是你的大日子，尽情玩吧 This is your day. Go have fun.
我爱死你们了，你们真是太棒了 我也爱你，儿子 - I love you guys. You're awesome. - I love you too, son.
好的开心，宝贝 冰淇凌！ - Have a good time, baby. - Ice cream!
耶！酷！ Yeah! Cool.
草莓味是我的最爱 Strawberry's my favorite.
快来了，老爸 Come on, Dad.
不好吧，凯尔 I don't know, Cal.
这个看起来不安全 This doesn't look safe!
我爱你，儿子 I love you, son.
我知道，老爸，你每天都挂在嘴边 I know, Dad. You tell me every day.
佛林特，这真是太奇妙了 Flint, this is amazing.
把冰淇凌设计得能积聚成勺子状 And designing the ice cream to accumulate into scoops...
真不知道你能拿什么超越这个创意 ...I don't know how you're gonna top this.
或许用热软糖 Maybe with hot fudge.
嘿，佛林特 Hey, Flint.
你想和我们玩打雪仗吗？ You wanna be in a snowball fight with us?
佛林特，怎么了？ Flint, what's the problem?
我其实从来没打过雪仗 I've never actually been in a snowball fight.
真的？ 我都不知道这个规则 - Really? - I don't even know the rules.
是计分呢，还是… Is there like a point system or is it...
打到死为止？ 不是了… ...to the death? - No...
你从没…？ 你看，连史提夫都会扔巧克力雪球 You've nev...? I mean, look, even Steve is throwing chocolate snowballs.
像这样？ So like this?
不对，再用力点 No, harder than that.
打雪仗，打雪仗 Snowball. Snowball, snowball, snowball.
打雪仗，打雪仗 Snowball. Snowball.
这个，好像有点激动过头了哈 Well, something to be said for enthusiasm.
打雪仗！ Snowball!
打雪仗，打雪仗！ Snowball and snowball.
孩子们，怎么回事？ Kids? What's going on?
打雪仗！ Snowball.
打雪仗 打雪仗，打雪仗 - Snowball. - Snowball. Snowball.
我尖叫来你尖叫 I scream, you scream...
我们都在为佛林特·洛克伍德 最新一次全镇范围内的盛宴尖叫 ... we all scream for Flint Lockwood's latest tasty town-wide treat...
伴随着阵阵凉爽的愉悦 市长宣布将这一天 ... with flurries of frozen fun on what the mayor declared to be...
定为冰淇凌雪花日 ... an ice cream snow day.
同时，他还盛情邀请全世界 乘上油轮 He'd also like to invite everyone in the world to catch a cruise liner...
于本周六莅临本镇 ... and come on down this Saturday...
来参加“大嚼大咽镇” 的盛大开岛仪式 ... for the grand opening of Chew And Swallow...
这可是一个真正由 冰淇凌点缀的小镇哦 ... a town that is truly à la mode.
这可是一个真正由 冰淇凌点缀的小镇哦 A town that is truly topped with ice cream.
今天气象新闻台 为您播报这则独家新闻的是 With today's scoop for the Weather News Network...
珊·史帕克斯！ ...l'm Sam Sparks.
佛林特，这真是史上最棒的早餐！ Flint, this is the best breakfast ever.
就这样！ That's it!
我搜，我练 Researching. Role-playing.
我拨 Dialing.
我等 Waiting.
珊·史帕克斯 我挂 - Sam Sparks. - Hanging up.
我悔，打起精神！ Regretting. Re-psyching.
我边说边做 Saying what I'm doing.
佛林特？ “嗨，珊，别来无恙？太好了” - Flint? - "Hi, Sam, how are you? That's nice.
“我在想你愿不愿意跟我约…” I was wondering if you would like to go on a da..."
明天参加一个活动 Activity with me tomorrow.
好吧 太好了，拜，树林见 - Okay. - Great, bye. Meet me in the forest.
搞定！该走了，史提夫 Nailed it. Gotta go, Steve.
帮我看着点实验室 Keep an eye on the lab for me.
史提夫 Steve.
福斯特还在本垒 Foster still at the plate.
暂无人出局 【电视棒球赛解说】 And nobody out.
我们这是去哪儿？ Where are we going?
哦，没去哪儿，我只是觉得 Oh, nowhere. I just thought it'd be nice...
我们一起出来走走也挺好 ...for the two of us to go on a walk together.
以朋友的身份 Like you do as friends.
哦，天，那是啥？ Oh, my, what's that?
我最爱果冻了 Jell-O's my favorite.
你没跟我点过餐，所以… You never made a request, so...
我单给你做了一份 ...I made one for you.
佛林特？ Flint?
来吧 Join me.
你是怎么…？ But how did you...?
我先让天上下果冻 然后拿眼不见为净机收集起来 I made it rain Jell-O, then I gathered it up with the Outtasighter...
再运到这里来，压进一个 ...and then I brought it here and pressed it...
事先做好的巨型模具，没什么大不了的 ...into a gigantic custom-carved plastic Tupperware mold I made. No big deal.
每样东西都是果冻做的 Everything's made of Jell-O.
钢琴，壁灯 This piano, those sconces...
立体声音响，果冻，水族箱 ...that ghetto blaster, that Jell-O, that aquarium...
米洛的维纳斯，脸是照着你雕的 ...that Venus de Milo with your face on it...
还有米开朗基罗的大卫 脸也是照你雕的 ...next to a Michelangelo's David that also has your face.
快来啊，珊，还等什么？ Come on, Sam, what are you waiting for?
【出口】 exit
没等什么！ Nothing!
抱膝跳水 Cannonball.
胸部着水 Belly flop.
我干嘛要这么干？ Why did I do that?
果冻哈 是呵 - So Jell-O. - Right. Right, right.
既是固体，又是液体 It's a solid, it's a liquid...
这种多合链组成的粘弹性聚合物 可大家就是爱吃 ...it's a visco-elastic polymer made of polypeptide chains, but you eat it.
我是说… I mean...
这个好好吃哦 ...it tastes good.
你干嘛要这样？ 怎样？ - Why do you do that? - Do what?
先说一些很聪明的话，接着又装傻 Say something super smart and then bail from it.
你能保密吗？ Can you keep a secret?
不能 No.
不过这次，可以，没问题 But this time, sure, yeah.
好吧，嗯，很久以前，我也是个… Okay. Well, it was a really long time ago, but I, too, was...
书呆子 ...a nerd.
也？ Too?
我很小的时候 When I was a little girl...
扎着马尾辫，戴着大眼镜 ...I wore a ponytail, I had glasses...
还特别痴迷气象科学 ...and I was totally obsessed with the science of weather.
别的女孩子都想要个芭比娃娃 Other girls wanted a Barbie.
我却只想要个 2000型多普勒气象观测雷达 I wanted a Doppler Weather Radar 2000 Turbo.
别的小孩就编了首烂儿歌嘲弄我 But all the kids used to taunt me with this lame song.
那歌甚至都不押韵 It wasn't even clever.
四眼妹，四眼妹 Four-eyes, four-eyes
不戴眼镜看不见 You need glasses to see
接着说 Go on.
所以我就改头换面 So I got a new look...
不再搞跟科学相关的聪明事儿 ...gave up the science-y smart stuff...
后来也就再没有人笑话我 ...and I was never made fun of again.
我还是近视，但再也不戴眼镜了 And I still need these glasses, but I never wear them.
我敢打赌，你戴上眼镜一定很好看 我不想… - I'll bet you look great with glasses on. - I'm not...
这就戴上啰 And on they go.
怎么了？ 没啥 - What? - Nothing.
等等 Wait.
这个是果冻发圈 It's a Jell-O scrunchie.
现在，揭晓 And now, the reveal.
你以前是还凑合… I mean, you were okay before...
可现在… ...but now...
真是太美了 ...you're beautiful.
哪里，才没有，我这样 怎么敢出去见人 No, I'm not. I can't go out in public like this.
为什么不敢？ Well, why not?
这才是真正的你啊，不是嘛？ I mean, this is the real you, right?
聪明伶俐 Smart.
戴着眼镜 Bespectacled.
怎么会有人不想看到这样的你？ Who wouldn't wanna see that?
知道嘛，我从没遇到过 你这样的人，佛林特·洛克伍德 You know, I've never met anyone like you, Flint Lockwood.
我也是 Me either.
只对你 But about you.
佛林特，来电话了 Flint, you have a call
那个是你的铃声？ Is your phone ringing?
这就怪了，肯定是有人 偷偷把铃声换了 That's weird. Someone must've changed my ring.
哦，是市长的电话 不介意我现在接吧？ Oh, it's the mayor. Do you mind if I take this?
当然不了 No, no, no.
去吧，接电话，我没事 真抱歉，这个电话很重要 - Go ahead, take it. That's fine. - I'm sorry. It's important.
我也该走了，天色也不早了 我出去接电话 - I should be going too. It's getting late. - I'm just gonna step outside.
老爸，你来了 我有好多话要跟你讲 Dad, you came. I have so much to tell you.
我看起来还行吧？ 精神极了，我们走吧 - Do I look all right? - You look great. Come on, let's go.
老爸，我差点吻了个女孩 Dad, I almost kissed a girl.
我是布兰特宝宝，你没长眼睛嘛？ - It's Baby Brent, you know? - It was the coolest thing... Hi.
我肯定在单子上 嗨，布莱恩 - I should be on the list. - Hey, Brian.
搞什么？你让那家伙进去？ 那家伙是个呆子！ What? You're letting that guy in? That guy's a nerd.
嘿，最近可好？ Hey, how's it going?
哦，谢谢，真是太感谢了 Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you.
敬你一杯 为佛林特和他美味的牛排，干杯 A toast. To Flint and his delicious steaks.
谢谢，谢谢 这地方不错 - Oh, thanks. Thank you. - Very nice place.
谢谢 Oh, wow. Thank you.
佛林特·洛克伍德 是你啊，厄尔 - Flint Lockwood. - Earl.
这里没屋顶 So no roof.
没错，你把盘子伸出去 Yep. You just hold out your plate.
今晚我特意让天上下你最爱吃的 And I even made it rain your favorite:
肉 Meat.
好了 Okay.
你知道那个盛大的开岛仪式 明天就开始吧？ So you know how the grand reopening of the town is tomorrow?
市长邀请我去剪彩 Well, the mayor has asked me to cut the ribbon.
他说我的发明救活了小镇 He said my invention saved the town.
你不为我感到骄傲吗？ Aren't you proud of me?
这个… Well...
你不觉得这些牛排有些太大了吗？ ...doesn't this steak look a little big to you?
怎么了，这就是大牛排啊 每块牛排大小并不完全一样 Yeah, it's a big steak. I mean, every steak is not exactly the same size.
你刚才有没有在听我说话？ Did you even hear what I just said?
儿子，看看周围 Son, look around.
我不太肯定，这样对大家好不好 I'm not sure this is good for people.
或许你该考虑一下，把机器关掉 Maybe you should think about turning this thing off.
我的机器让每个人都很开心 It's making everybody happy.
每个人，除了你 Everybody except you.
你要时候才能接受 现在的我才是真实的自己 When are you gonna accept that this is who I am...
而不是想方设法 让我去那个无聊的钓具店干活？ ...instead of trying to get me to work in some boring tackle shop?
这样… Well...
你看起来好像胸有成竹 ...you seem like you know what you're doing, then.
那我就不在这里挡你的路了 I guess I'll just get out of your way.
跟上点时代行不行 Get with the times, man.
根本就没可能让他高兴 I mean, there's no pleasing that guy.
他就是想把我做的所有好事 都一巴掌拍烂 He just wants to take anything good I do and just smoosh it.
好大的热狗 These are big hot dogs.
唉 Man.
也不是那么糟糕 I mean, this isn't that bad.
对吧，史提夫？ 黄了 - Is it, Steve? - Yellow.
没错，史提夫 You're right, Steve.
危险指数仪是显示黄色 The Dangeometer is in the yellow.
我不知道接着该怎么办 I don't know what to do.
我知道 I do...
这些热狗真是太美味了！ ...declare these hot dogs to be delicious!
我的天！ Oh, no.
你怎么进来的？ How did you get in here?
明天是个大日子，佛林特 Tomorrow's the big day, Flint.
整座小镇的兴衰 就全指望你天降美食了 The entire town's fate is resting on your food weather.
我想来点意大利面应该不错 I'm thinking pasta.
对你来说这是小意思 我知道你不会让我们失望 Some light apps. I know you won't let us down.
那个，市长先生，有些东西你应该看看 Well, Mr. Mayor, I think there's something you should see.
是什么？ What?
这个是上周热狗的分子结构 This is the molecular structure of a hot dog that fell last week.
这个是今天的 And this is the molecular structure of a hot dog that fell today.
机器利用微波辐射 The machine uses microwave radiation...
使水分子变异成食物分子 ...to mutate the genetic recipe of the food.
我们要求的越多 机器就吸入越多的云气 The more we ask it to make, the more clouds it takes in...
然后就发射越多辐射 这些分子也就越可能变异过度 ...the more radiation it emits, the more these molecules could over-mutate.
我认为，这些食物就是因为这 才变得越来越大 I think that's why the food is getting bigger.
我就听见你说： Here's what I heard:
“科学这个，科学那个，越来越大” "Science, science, science, bigger."
越大越好嘛 And bigger is better.
所有人都会爱上这个大号尺寸的 Everyone's gonna love these new portion sizes.
我就是 I know I do.
我爸觉得我该把机器关了 My dad thinks I should turn it off.
像我们这样的天才 从来就得不到父亲的理解 Geniuses like us are never understood by their fathers, Flint.
但万一事情… But what if things go...
一个家人的认可有什么用呢 Who needs the approval of one family member...
你可以得到千千万万人的认可 ...when you can have it from millions of acquaintances?
更不用提，还有那位小靓妹 珊·史帕克斯 Not to mention that little cutlet, Sam Sparks.
还有我 And me.
我一直把你当儿子看待 I've always felt that you were like a son to me, Flint.
明天你剪彩的那一刻 我一定会为你无比自豪 And I'm gonna be so proud of you tomorrow when you cut that ribbon...
你拯救了小镇 ...save the town...
向世人证明了，你是多么伟大的发明家 ...and prove to everybody what a great inventor you are.
你可要想清楚了： So here's the cheese:
你可以让机器继续工作 You can keep it going...
得到一切你渴望的东西 ...get everything you've ever wanted...
成为一个伟人，我知道你一定行 ...and be the great man I know you can be.
或者，你可以关掉机器 Or you can turn it off...
毁掉一切 ...ruin everything...
以后，再也不会有人喜欢你 ...and no one will ever like you.
你自己选择吧 It's your choice.
选择 Choice.
好吧 Okay.
真的是越大越好… I mean, bigger is better...
对吧？ ...right?
那还用说 Oh, yeah.
意面、芦笋、芹菜 大蒜面包、肉丸、大虾 Spaghetti. Asparagus. Celery. Garlic bread. Meatball. Shrimp.
这东西看起来挺安全 还卫生 - Looks safe to me. - And sanitary too.
【多普勒2000】 doppler 2000 turbo
有谁饿了？ Who's hungry?
热烈欢迎，各方游客！ 欢迎来到大嚼大咽镇！ Welcome, tourists, to Chew And Swallow.
这市长可够大个 That is one big mayor.
游弋在薄饼加奶酪的温泉 Delight in our nacho-cheese hot springs.
任由您的孩子在无人看管的儿童区 Allow your kids to eat all the junk food they want...
尽情享用垃圾食品 ...in our completely unsupervised Kid Zone!
我的牙齿都是豆粒软糖 I've got jellybeans for teeth.
游乐尽兴之后 And when the fun is done...
还能欣赏剩菜残羹山的落日美景 ...gaze upon the sunset cresting over Mount Leftovers.
一座貌似坚不可摧的大坝 可以确保各位安全 From which we're protected by a presumably indestructible dam.
今天的客人来自五湖四海 We've got people here today from all around the world...
远至天朝，近至西弗吉尼亚 ...from as far as China to West Virginia.
估计还有一些加拿大客人吧 Also I think there's some Canadians here.
你得看看这个 你怎么还没上电视？ - You need to look at this. - Why aren't you on TV?
不是应该在直播吗？ You're supposed to be broadcasting this.
出问题了，食物变得越来越大 There's a problem. The food's getting bigger.
我知道，多好啊，大号食物 大家喜欢都来不及 I know, it's great. Bigger portion sizes. Everyone loves it.
这么做对吗 I'm not sure we're doing the right thing here.
万一我们贪多嚼不烂怎么办？ What if we've bitten off more than we can chew?
这是我这辈子第一次 大家都喜欢我的发明 For the first time in my life, everybody loves something that I've done.
你怎么就不能为我高兴 Why can't you just be happy for me...
去干好你的天气预报呢？真是 ...and go say the weather or something. Jeez.
毋庸赘述 And without further ado...
接下来就请出本镇的英雄 和我亲如父子的 ...our town's hero and my metaphorical son...
佛林特·洛克伍德！ ...Flint Lockwood.
耶，佛林特 Yeah, Flint.
谢谢，谢谢各位 Thank you. Thank you, everyone.
在我的大虾上签字吧 谢谢 - Sign my shrimp. - Thank you.
我爱你 - Yeah. Yeah. - I love you.
我真崇拜你个怪胎！ I admire your quirkiness, dude.
布兰特，请把剪彩用的剪刀交出来 Brent, we're gonna need you to hand over the ceremonial scissors.
可是… But...
不要 No.
你不能，不能拿走他们，不能！ 给您 - You can't. You can't take them. No. - Here you go.
我是布兰特宝宝 I'm Baby Brent.
穿上衣服吧 Put your clothes back on.
我是谁？ Who am I?
动手吧 Go ahead, Flint.
人人都爱佛林特 Everybody loves you.
洛克伍德！ Lockwood! Lockwood! Lockwood!
危险，危险，危险 Danger. Danger. Danger.
风里有调料？ Salt-and-pepper wind?
牛至 Oregano.
珊，等等，别走，我能把机器关了 Sam, wait. No, I can turn it off.
我一定能关掉机器 I can turn it off.
小盆友，没事的，一切都会好起来 All right, kid, it's all gonna be okay.
不是吧 Oh, no.
抱歉 抱歉 - Pardon me. - Pardon me.
借过 没问题 - Excuse me. - No problem.
不！ No.
吉米熊 现在不是时候，史提夫 - Gummi Bears. - Not now, Steve.
要调味品吗，食盐，胡椒？ Condiments? Salt? Pepper?
佛林特 Flint.
我是珊·史帕克斯 从大嚼大咽镇发来现场报导 This is Sam Sparks, live from Chew And Swallow...
一场意面龙卷风正… ...where a spaghetti twister...
珊，我们倒是愿意瞧瞧龙卷风 不过你看起来像个呆子啊 Sam, hey, we love a good storm over here, but you look like a nerd.
派崔利克，数名儿童 被困在龙卷风的前进路径上 Patrick, several children are stranded in the path of this tomato tornado.
我肚肚好痛 My tummy hurts.
凯尔 Cal.
那是啥，发圈吗？ 1995年之后我就再没见过这玩意儿了！ What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen one of those since 1995.
你说什么？我们正经历一场气象灾害 What? We have an actual weather emergency.
好了，我们马上回来 了解更多关于风暴的消息 Well, we'll get right back to that storm...
但愿那时候珊比现在更好看点 ... and hopefully Sam'll look a little more appealing.
史提夫，我们只要发送终止指令 然后再把… Steve, we just have to upload the kill code and then we'll shut down the...
你在这里干嘛？ What are you doing here?
我都点了十分钟的餐了 I've been ordering dinner for the last 10 minutes.
发生什么事了吗？ 我得让机器停下 - Is something going on? - I've gotta stop the machine.
因为我，大家现在处境危险 Everyone's in danger because of me.
不会那么严重的了 Oh, it can't be that bad.
不 好了，我该走了 - No. - Well, I'm out of here.
只要发送终止指令 还来得及阻止 I can still stop the order with the kill code.
发送终止指令 我又回来了 - Sending kill code. - I'm back.
得按按钮 Got to get the button.
玩，好玩，好玩，玩 Play. Fun. Fun. Play.
嘿，佛林特，我拿甜菜招待你吧 Hey, Flint. It's been nice to beet you.
那是萝卜 That's a radish.
我只有这一个办法能控制机器 That was the only way to communicate with the machine.
你到底点了什么？ What exactly did you order?
拉斯维加斯式的自助餐 A Vegas-style all-you-can-eat buffet.
豆粒软糖、西瓜、果汁软糖 椒盐卷饼、寿司 Jellybean. Watermelon. Marshmallow. Pretzel. Sushi.
奶酪汉堡、椒盐卷饼、鸡蛋沙拉 草莓、果汁软糖 Cheeseburger. Pretzel. Egg salad. Strawberry. Marshmallow.
草莓 Strawberry.
大家都没事吧？ 嗯 - Is everyone okay? - Yeah.
帮帮我，来人啊 Help, somebody.
帮帮我，拜托了 Help me, please.
我儿子出事了 It's my son.
我们得找个医生 We need a doctor.
这里有谁是医生吗？有吗？ Is anyone here a doctor? Anyone?
我是 I am a doctor.
你？ You are?
我在瓜地马拉是医生 I was, back in Guatemala.
来这儿追求美好生活 I came here for a better life.
这决定真不赖，嗯？ Pretty great decision, eh?
他怎么样，医生？ How is he, doc?
他食物昏迷了 He's in a food coma.
吃了太多垃圾食品 Too much junk food.
我要根芹菜，要快 I need a celery, stat.
给你 Here you go.
老爸？ 哦，凯尔，凯尔 - Daddy? - Oh, Cal. Cal.
我爱你，儿子 I love you, son.
貌似一切正常了 Looks like everything turned out okay.
还没 Not yet, it hasn't.
和接下来的相比 刚才那场龙卷风就像开胃小菜 That twister was an amuse-bouche compared to what's on the way.
开胃小菜是什么？ 曼尼，连线节目 - What's an amuse-bouche? - Manny, patch us through.
开始 Go.
报导真不错，南希 嘿，干嘛，四眼妹 Cute report, Nancy. Hey. Hey. Four-eyes.
别嚷，派崔利克 Can it, Patrick.
我们即将身处一场完美的食物风暴中心 We are about to be in the epicenter of a perfect food storm.
风暴将蔓延至全球 It's going to spread across the globe.
我计算了风暴的科里奥利加速效应 I've calculated the Coriolis acceleration of the storm system.
首先，风暴将袭击纽约… First, it'll hit New York...
随后是巴黎… ... then Paris...
然后是中国东部的嘉峪关 ... then the Jiayuguan Pass in eastern China.
四小时之后 整个北半球将变成一个大餐桌 And in four hours the entire northern hemisphere will be one big potluck.
佛林特？ Flint?
嘿，老爸 Hey, Dad.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
我想帮大家… Well, I tried to help everybody...
结果却搞砸了 ...but instead I ruined everything.
我就是个垃圾 I'm just a piece of junk.
所以我把自己给扔了 So I threw myself away.
和这些愚蠢的发明一起扔了 Along with all these dumb inventions.
这个是垃圾 This is junk.
这个，也是垃圾 This is junk.
儿子，听着，当你的船 开始倾斜的时候… Oh, son. Listen, when your boat is, when it's listing...
如果开不起来，你知道… ...and if it's not running, you know...
别担心，老爸，我懂 Don't worry, Dad, I get it.
妈妈看错我了 Mom was wrong about me.
我不是当发明家的料 I'm not an inventor.
我早该听你的，放弃这个 I should've just quit when you said.
这个… Well...
下雨的时候，就该穿雨衣… ...when it rains, you put on a coat.
老爸，你知道我听不懂 和鱼有关的比喻… Dad, you know I don't understand fishing metapho...
什么？ What?
我的实验服 My coat.
来吧，史提夫，我们还有戏唱呢 Come on, Steve. We've got diem to carpe.
下载终止指令 Kill code downloading.
重新设计，可视组装 Redesigning. Virtualizing.
切割 Cutting.
焊接，锻造 Welding. Forging.
装设电线 帮忙 - Wiring. - Helping.
测试 Testing.
搞定 Yes.
飞车二号 Flying Car 2.
新增机翼 Now with wings.
嘿，我做过跟这个一样的怪梦 Hey, I had a weird dream like this once.
我脑袋被通心粉罩住了 I have a macaroni on my head.
快跑 Run.
放假了！ No school!
最后第三局了，奇迹还是没有发生 【还是棒球赛解说】 Still nothing, nothing in the bottom of the third inning.
各位 Everyone.
我想向大家道歉 I want to apologize.
尤其是你，珊 Especially to you, Sam.
但现在我有个计划 But I have a plan.
这个U碟里有一个终止指令 This flash drive contains a kill code.
我飞到那个食物风暴中心 把U碟插上机器 I will fly up into that food storm, plug it into the machine...
彻底关机 ...and shut it down forever...
同时，你们撤离小岛… ...while you guys evacuate the island, using brea...
这全是他的错，抓住他 This is all his fault. Get him.
他在那儿，抓住他！ There he is! Get him!
抓住佛林特 Get Flint.
我们来回摇他的车 Let's rock his car back and forth.
现在这一团糟的局面 都是我们自己的错 This mess we're in is all our faults.
我，我甚至保护不了自己的儿子 Me, I didn't even protect my own son.
听着，我跟你们一样生他的气 Look, I'm as mad at Flint as you are.
实际上，等他出了车 我要好好赏他一个嘴巴子 In fact, when he gets out of that car, I'm gonna slap him in the face.
我知道是佛林特·洛克伍德制造了食物 但这都是我们要求他的 I know Flint Lockwood made the food, but it was made-to-order.
现在，是我们付账的时候了 And now it's time for all of us to pay the bill.
谢谢你，厄尔 Thank you, Earl.
抱歉 没事 - Sorry. - It's okay.
我们造船去吧 好 - Let's go build some boats. - Yeah.
我造船去啰 I'm gonna go build a boat.
我跟你一起去 I'm coming with you.
你需要个人在风暴里给你导航啊 You're gonna need someone to navigate you through that storm.
我不能让你一个人去冒这个险 I can't let you do this alone.
珊，真对不起啊 你开什么玩笑？ - Oh, Sam, I'm so sorry. - Are you kidding?
呃，我以为我们… 不行 - Well, I just thought that we... - No.
好吧 Okay.
你用得着个副飞行员 你还是飞行员？ - You are going to need a copilot. - You're a pilot too?
是，我还是粒子物理学家 Yes. I am also a particle physicist.
真的？ 不是，刚才是玩笑 - Really? - No, that was a joke.
我还是个喜剧演员 I am also a comedian.
我们开始吧 我也去 - Let's do this thing. - I'm coming too.
布兰特，不用了 Brent, that's okay.
不，我要去 No, it's not okay.
我从小就笼罩在荣誉的光环下 I've been coasting on my fame since I was a baby.
可那都是过眼云烟 But it was all just an illusion.
或许在天上，我能明白，我到底是谁 Maybe up there I'll find out who I really am.
这车挺挤的，所以… The car's pretty full, so...
布兰特！ Brent.
好了 Okay.
好运，儿子 Good luck, son.
史提夫 Steve.
豌豆汤雾 Pea-soup fog.
曼尼，开动雨刷 Manny, hit the wipers.
机器周围积聚了大量食物云团 There's massive gastro-precipitation accumulated around the machine.
简直就像是… It's almost as if it's...
一个大肉丸 Inside a giant meatball.
水汽从顶部进入 Water goes in the top...
一个食物飓风就从下面出来 ...a food hurricane comes out the bottom.
幸好我穿了尿布 Glad I'm wearing a diaper.
有人点披萨吗？ Anybody order pizza?
坐稳 Hold on.
披萨在追着我们飞？ The pizza's chasing us?
有意识的食物？不可能啊 Sentient food? That's impossible.
除非分子结构已经变异成了超级食物 Unless its molecular structure's mutated into super food!
并且从基因层面设计好保护FLDSMDFR That's been genetically engineered to protect the FLDSMDFR.
披萨 Pizza.
披萨，披萨，披萨 Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.
真是太险了，你能想像 我们要是没了这个指令该怎么办吗？ That was close. I mean, can you imagine if we lost this kill code?
提姆钓具店 老爸 - Tim's Tackle Shop. - Dad.
你没事，太好了 You're okay, great.
帮个忙，全世界的命运都在此一举了 I need a favor. The fate of the world depends on it!
好吧，你要什么？ Okay, then, skipper. What do you need?
去我实验室，进入电脑系统 给我手机发送个邮件 Go into my lab, get on my computer and e-mail a file to my cell phone.
好吧 All right.
要换我开吗？ 嗯，好 - Want me to drive? - Yeah, okay.
你可比我强多了 You're a lot better than me.
好了，计划如下： Okay, here's the plan:
珊和我从入口进入这个大肉丸 Sam and I will enter the meateroid through the intake here...
直接通向FLDSMDFR ...which should lead us straight to the FLDSMDFR.
曼尼，你和史提夫待在飞机上 别喷那个 Manny, you and Steve stay on the plane. Don't spray that.
一旦我爸给我发送指令邮件 我们就能摧毁机器 Once my dad e-mails me the kill code, we'll destroy the machine...
然后我们在西边这个通气孔碰头 ...and rendezvous at the western blowhole in...
离世界毁灭还有多久？ 二十分钟 - How long until the world's destroyed? - Twenty minutes.
好，在这之前见 Just before then.
我布兰特呢？我能做点什么？ What about me, Brent? What do I do?
你在这当后座总统 You can be president of the back seat.
开启舱口 Deploy hatch.
飞车倒悬，走着！ Car upside down, go.
女士优先？ Ladies first?
不用？ No?
那好吧 All right.
等等我 Wait for me.
好，我能行 Great. Okay, I'm good.
只要我们能保持这个方向 应该就能径直通到… As long as we stay on course, it should be a straight shot to the...
我们是一个团队 We're a team.
我们好像落到个排气孔里了 We've landed here in some kind of exhaust vent.
如果走这边，机器应该 就在这个通风井正下方 If we go this way, the Flamidabager should be right down this air shaft.
布兰特，离那个果派远点 Brent, get out of that pie.
你说啥？ What's that?
哦，天 Oh, boy.
欢迎回来，佛林特 Welcome, Flint.
是油炸油 That's fry oil.
佛林特，来电话了 Flint, you have a call.
佛林特，来… Flint, you have a...
老爸，好，太好了 Dad. Oh, okay, great.
在荧幕上有个标注着 “终止指令”的文件 On the screen there's a file marked "kill code."
啥…？ 把文件拖进我的邮箱窗口 - Wha...? - Move that into my e-mail window...
输入我的名字，点击发送 ...type in my name, and press send.
窗口？ 这样，老爸… - Window? - Okay, Dad...
你看见那些小纸片一样的东西了吗？ ...you see the thing that looks like a little piece of paper?
拿鼠标拖拽 Use the mouse to drag it.
拖拽？拖拽 拖拽，拖拽 - Drag it? Drag it. - Drag it. Drag it.
好了吗？好，很好 Right? Okay. Great. Okay, great.
根本拖不动 It's not dragging.
把鼠标放在桌子上拖 Drag it across the desktop.
根本没用 当然没用了！ - That didn't do anything. - Of course it didn't! You know what?
快，快，快 Go, go, go.
扬起帆，烤面包 Hoist those sails. Toast that bread.
时间紧迫 We are running out of time.
把船搬出去，快，快，快 Let's move out. Go, go, go.
我们能成功 加油，快动起来 We can do it. Come on, move it, move it.
好样的，就该这样，大家都到码头去 Good job. That's what I'm talking about. Everybody head to the docks.
等等 Wait, wait.
我要发表重要申明 I have an important announcement.
回头见了，蠢货 See you, suckers.
一路顺风 Bon voyage.
胃口大开 And bon appétit.
凯尔 凯文 - Cal. - Calvin.
凯尔，快回来 Cal, get back here.
食崩 凯尔 - Foodalanche. - Cal.
我可不会再把你弄丢了 I'm not gonna lose you again.
宝贝儿 Baby.
抓紧了，凯文 Hold on tight, Calvin.
大家都往南走 我们得赶在风暴前头 Everybody head south. We gotta stay ahead of that storm.
然后干嘛？ 点击“发送” - Now what? - Just click "send."
佛林特，机器就在下面！ Flint, the Fliminadifiserser's right down there!
老爸，快 发送，发送 - Dad, hurry. - Send. Send.
哦，等下 Oh, wait.
老爸，老爸？听得见吗？ Dad? Dad? Can you hear me?
老爸？ Dad?
嘿，大家伙儿？ Hey, guys?
我的娘亲啊 Holy crap balls.
快跑，快，快 Go, go, go.
我觉得他们还挺可爱的呢 I don't know. I think they're kind of cute.
这个径直走向我… I mean, this one just walked right up to me and...
把我吃掉了！ He's got me!
他们吃了布兰特 他们吃了布兰特 - They ate Brent. - They ate Brent.
老爸，我被一群吃人的烤鸡包围了 Dad, I'm surrounded by man-eating chickens right now.
要是以后再也见不到你 So if this is goodbye...
谢谢你把我引回正道 ... thanks for trying to set me straight.
现在想明白有点晚了 Figured it out a little late, I guess.
好了，再见 Okay, bye.
老爸 Dad.
嘿，把手机还给我 Hey, give me that phone back.
布兰特宝宝？ Baby Brent?
我不是布兰特宝宝 I'm not Baby Brent anymore.
我是布兰特鸡鸡！ I'm Chicken Brent.
终于可以回报和谐社会了！ And I'm finally contributing to society.
踢你个子孙根 Crotch kick.
快走，疯小孩，拯救世界去吧 Now go, you crazy kids, and save the world.
你办到了，布兰特鸡鸡，你真的办到了 You did it, Chicken Brent. You really did it.
快走，快 Go, go, go.
应该就在这个洞下面 It should be right down this hole.
全是花生糖 That's peanut brittle.
我们只要一碰，就会过敏性休克 If either one of us touches it, we'll go into anaphylactic shock.
实际上，我对花生并不过敏 Actually, I'm not entirely allergic to peanuts.
我那么说，只是为了讨你欢心 I might have just said that to get you to like me.
你真以为说自己过敏就更有魅力了？ So you really thought having allergies would make you more attractive?
胡子 Mustache.
胡… Mus...
芝麻面包 计程车 - Sesame bagel. - Hey, taxi.
计程车 计程车 - Taxi. - Taxi.
我要多加芥末酱的 I asked for extra mustard.
【世界末日就在今天】 【世界末日明天来临】 the end of the world is today! the end is tomorrow
我说的没错吧！ I was right.
热茶？ Hot tea?
他说这是热茶？ Did he say hot tea?
“你们马上会被一个大玉米压扁” "You are about to be crushed by a giant corn."
快跑 Run.
看来，这场食物风暴 正以一种不同寻常的模式袭击我们 It looks like the food storm is following an unusual pattern...
首先受害的是世界各地的标志性建筑 ... of hitting the world's famous landmarks first...
随后是世界各地其他角落 ... and is now spreading to the rest of the globe.
搞什么搞？ What the what?
你们动作快啊 Hurry up, guys.
等我把手机插进机器并摧毁之后 After I plug my phone into the FLDSMDFR and destroy it...
我会转两次甘草根 然后你就拉我上去，好嘛？ ...l'll tug on the licorice twice and you'll pull me back up, okay?
听起来不错 Sounds great.
哦，不 Oh, no.
你被割到了？ You got cut, didn't you?
只是擦到点 It's just a scratch.
布兰特，把珊带回飞机，打过敏针 Brent, you need to take Sam back to the plane to get her an allergy shot.
稍等 Just a second.
什么？不 What? No.
放手吧，珊 我不会就这样放弃你 - Let go, Sam. - I'm not gonna let you go.
佛林特，你会被困在下面上不来的 Flint, you'll be stuck down there.
这样的结局是不够完美 It's not ideal, no.
跟我们一起走，我们从头再来 Come with us. We'll start over.
我们到地下生活，拿熏肉做衣服 We'll live underground. Use bacon for clothes.
珊，那个计划可不怎么样啊 Sam, that's not a very good plan.
只要能不失去你，就是好计划 It is if it means I don't have to lose you.
听着，我喜欢你，知道吗？ Look, I like you, okay?
喜欢…朋友之间的喜欢？ Like... Like, as a friend?
不是 No.
是“我喜欢你”的喜欢 Like, "like you" like you.
我也是 Me too.
只对你 But about you.
再见，珊 Goodbye, Sam.
佛林特，不 Flint. No.
坚持住，珊 Hang on, Sam.
曼尼医生有治你脸的药 Dr. Manny's got the medicine for your face.
腌黄瓜 Pickles.
甜菜 Beets.
香蕉 Banana.
草莓 Strawberry.
曼尼，我们就快到了，快 坚持住，珊 - Manny, we're on our way. Hurry. - Hang on, Sam.
我正在气孔附近盘旋 I'm circling the blowhole.
怕怕 Scared.
吉米熊 Gummi Bears.
一起玩，一起玩 吃我们，吃我们 Play with us, play with us. Eat us, eat us.
饿饿 Hungry.
饿，吉米熊，吉米熊 史提夫饿饿 Hungry. Gummi Bears. Gummi Bears. Gummi Bears. Steve hungry. Hungry.
史提夫饿死，饿，饿死 Steve starving. Hungry. Hungry. Starving.
曼尼，你在哪儿？ Manny. Where are you?
她碰到花生了 我的天 - She touched a peanut or something. - Oh, boy.
玉米 Corn.
我抓 Grabbing.
我系，我扔 Tying. Throwing.
我等 Waiting.
我荡 Swinging.
抱歉了，老朋友，也该歇火了 Sorry, old friend. The kitchen's closed.
老爸！ Dad.
不 No.
下雨的时候，就该穿雨衣 When it rains, you put on a coat...
看我的立喷即穿鞋！ ...of Spray-On Shoes.
好多鸡鸡啊… Just... There were chickens...
佛林特在哪？ Where's Flint?
不！ No!
我懂，孩子 I know, kid.
我懂 I know.
太棒了 耶，没事了 - Cool. - Yeah. All right.
佛林特？ Flint?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
你儿子是个大好人 Your son was a great man.
史提夫 史提夫 - Steve. - Steve.
佛林特 布兰特 - Flint. - Brent.
佛林特 凯尔 - Flint. - Cal.
史提夫 佛林特 - Steve. - Flint.
厄尔 佛林特 - Earl. - Flint.
呃，你… 史提夫 - You guy. - Steve.
珊 Sam.
佛林特 Flint.
珊 Sam.
佛林特 佛林特 - Flint. - Flint.
老爸 史提夫 - Dad. - Steve.
佛林特 Flint.
那个，你刚才…断线的时候 Look, when you... When you cast your line...
如果有什么没说完… ...if it's not straight...
真是麻烦 Oh, for crying out loud.
我为你感到骄傲，佛林特 I'm proud of you, Flint.
我很惊讶，像我这样平凡的一个人… I'm amazed that someone as ordinary as me...
却有一个如此非凡的儿子… ... could be the father of someone as extraordinary as you.
你有才华，有创意 You're talented, you're a total original.
你的实验室更是令人惊叹 And your lab is breathtaking.
你妈妈，她一直都知道 你与众不同 Your mom, she always knew you were going to be special.
如果她能活到今天 她一定会说： And if she were alive today, she'd tell us both:
“我早说什么来着” "I told you so."
等我拿掉这个东西 Now, look, when I take this thing off...
你听到我拿鱼打比方 ... and you hear me make a fishing metaphor...
只要知道这个意思就好了： ... just know that fishing metaphor means:
我爱你，儿子 I love my son.
我也爱你，老爸 I love you too, Dad.
我们刚才进行到哪儿了？ So where were we?
你刚要吻我 You were about to kiss me.
那你会回吻吗？ Were you gonna kiss me back?
干嘛不试试看？ Why don't you find out?
因为我怕我主动了，你又拒绝我 Because I don't want to go for it and then get shut down again.
吻我就是了 - Just kiss me. - You know...
耶，我是鸡鸡！ Yeah. I'm a chicken.
这回有点点小失策 This was not well thought out.