两周亡命记
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妈 Mum!
我们必须马上回去 妈 We need to go back right now, mom.
亲爱的 你知道你像这样嘟囔时 Darling, you know I can't hear you
我听不清你在说什么 when you mumble like that.
我惹麻烦了 妈 I'm in trouble mum.
所以我们才要回家 And that's why we're going home.
我告诉过你 你应付不了现实世界 I told you, you couldn't cope out here.
我告诉过你 你还没准备好 I told you, you weren't ready.
吉米死了 Jimmy's dead.
是我杀的 I killed him.
那个房子里到处都是我的指纹 And my fingerprints are all over that house.
天啊 Jesus!
我跟你说过多少遍了 How many times have I said to you?
要想玩得好 枪和手套少不了 Gloves and a gun, if you want to have fun?
这么押韵 你怎么就记不住呢 I mean it rhymes for fuck's sake.
我觉得她不会回来了 小子 I don't think she's coming back, kid.
我们得赶紧离开 We should just go.
那伊恩怎么办 And what about Ian?
那不关我们的事 伙计 It's not our problem, man.
又不是我们干的 We didn't do any of this.
我们快走吧 Let's just go.
但别拿那笔钱 But not with that money.
这是我们创业的好机会 兄弟 This is our chance to set up the business properly bro.
就我和你 小子 Just me and you, kid.
就像爸爸一直希望的那样 Like dad always wanted.
-我不会让你 这是... -给我 - I won't let you... It was... - Just give it to me.
给我 快给我 Just give it...Just give it.
好吧 打住 我是认真的 Alright. Why not just stop. I mean it.
别像中国商店里的公牛一样到处乱跑 Just stop rushing around like a fucking bull in a chinese shop.
你是想说瓷器店里的公牛吧 You mean bull in a china shop.
什么是瓷器店 What's a china shop?
那里卖杯子一类的东西 You know, they sell cups and that.
中国产的吗 What from China?
用陶瓷做的 Made out of China.
这就是为什么那里不能有公牛 That's why you can't have a bull in there
因为它会打碎所有东西 because it break everything.
兄弟 Bro!
我还以为公牛会惊慌失措 I thought the bull was panicking
因为它在一家中国外卖店里 because he was in a Chinese takeaway.
中餐里有许多牛肉做的菜 不是吗 They cook loads of beef, don't they?
这不是我们的钱 This is not our money.
我们得还回去 等金回来 We need to put it back and just wait for Kim.
对你来说倒是容易 It's easy for you though, isn't it?
你是聪明人 日子好过得很 Mr. Fucking Big Brains.
那我呢 兄弟 What about me, Bro?
我有什么 What have I got?
你真以为 Do you really think
贝丝会想和我这样的人共度余生吗 Beth's gonna want to spend the rest of her life with the...
我就是个在鱼类销售柜台工作的员工 bloke of the fish counter?
是的 Yeah.
我真的相信她会的 I do actually, yeah.
我们得把这些钱还回去 We need to put this back.
无论如何我们得想办法送伊恩去医院 We need to get Ian to the hospital one way or another.
所以 你会帮我吗 So, are you going to help me or what?
那走吧 Come on, then.
你真是个... Such a...
大慈大悲的好人 fucking goody-two-shoes, ain't you?.
伊恩 Ian!
我太震惊了 I am shocked.
抱歉 小伙子们 我不能让你们拿走那些钱 Sorry lads, I can't let you take that money.
你什么意思 先生 Excuse me, Mister!
我们来这里就是为了还钱 We were lireally coming in here to give this...
拜托 Ohh, come on!
你们两个小混蛋谁是尼克 Which one of you little fuckers is Nicky?
快点 快说 Come on. Own up.
是我 It's me.
我是尼克 I'm Nicky.
不 我才是尼克 No. I'm Nicky.
实际上 他才是 Actually. It is him.
抱歉 兄弟 但当她拿这玩意儿指着我时 Sorry bro, but when she pointed that thing at me
我觉得 你明白我的意思吗 去他的吧 I was like - nah, you know what I mean? Fuck that...
闭嘴 Shut it!
那是什么 What's that?
得了吧 搞得好像我会上当似的 Oh, yeah, like I'm going to fall for that.
所谓的"你背后的东西" It's behind you thing.
不 说真的 那是什么 No, seriously. What is that?
金 Kim!
我的头好疼 Oh, my head.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
扶我起来 Get me up.
你还好吗 You all right?
这是你最后一次把我装进袋子里 好吗 This is the last time you put me in a fucking bag. Okay?
本来我也不用把你装进袋子里 都怪你非要... Maybe I wouldn't have to put you in a bag if you didn't just...
你这句话怎么说都毫无道理 There is no reasonable end to that sentence.
你怎么就不明白呢 How do you not understand that?
别担心 金 Don't worry, Kim.
我控制住局面了 I've got this.
好吧 亲爱的 你可别把自己的鼻子打出血 Alright sunshine. Don't give yourself a nosebleed.
我可不会 I won't actually.
我只有在夏天打喷嚏太多时才会流鼻血 Okay. I only get them in the summer when I sneeze too much.
-所以... -你们两个都住嘴吧 - So... - Stop it, both of you.
尼克 杰 Nicky, Jay.
这是蒂娜 我妈 This is Tina, my mom.
我就... I'm just going to...
嘿 谢谢你回来救我们 Hey, thanks for coming back for us.
赶快把现场清理干净吧 Just start cleaning. Okay?
我们可没多少时间 We've not got long.
布鲁克斯和汤普森 上午11点来家里
听着 吉米不喜欢新人 好吗 So. Jimmy doesn't like new people. Alright?
除非他直接跟你说话 否则你什么都别说 So keep your mouth shut unless he talk's to you directly.
但他知道我见过泰丽了吧 But he know that I met Terry though, right?
你跟他说了她会替我作担保吧 You told him that she would vouch for me?
当然 这都解决了 但你的回答要尽量简短 Yeah, yeah. That's all sorted. Just keep your answers short.
别直视他的眼睛 Don't look him in the eyes.
如果你肯说你对蜜蜂过敏 And if you could say that you are allergic to bees
那将会帮上我的大忙 that would really helped me out.
什么 蜜蜂吗 Sorry! Bees?
是的 吉米在花园底下养了一窝蜜蜂 Yeah, Jim keeps them at the bottom of the garden.
他总是喋喋不休地谈论蜜蜂 He's always banging on about them.
简直快把我逼疯了 Drives me up the wall.
所以 我在介绍自己的时候 So, like when I'm introducing myself,
就突然提一句... I just kind of drop in the...
不不 别主动提这点 No, no. Don't volunteer the information.
否则 他就会知道我事先跟你交代过了 Otherwise, he'll know I prepped you.
所以有什么问题吗 So is there a problem?
就是有太多事要考虑了 不是吗 It's just a lot to think about, isn't it?
我还想留下个好印象呢 When I'm already trying to make a good impression.
算了 当我没说 You know, what forget it, right?
好吗 Okay?
但如果到下午4点我们还走不了 你可别怪我 but don't blame me if we still here at four o'clock in the afternoon
一直聊蜜蜂数量的不断减少带来的广泛影响 discussing the wider impact of fucking bee population decline, alright?
这的确是很严重的问题 It's a serious issue.
吉米 Jim!
伊恩 Ian?
进去吧 Go on, then.
快点 Chop, chop!
你最好来看看这个 You better come look at this.
操啊 Oh, Fuck!
听着 这是我女朋友的房子 Okay. Look, this is my girlfriend's house.
所以 So...
听好 listen.
贝丝8点会回来 好吗 Beth will be back at 8:00. Okay?
我希望一切都保持原样 And I want everything exactly the same as how it is now.
谢谢你 杰 Thanks, Jay.
我们只是需要个安全的地方躲到夜幕降临 We just need somewhere safe until nightfall
然后我们把尸体埋掉 就不会打扰你们了 and then we can bury the body and be out of your way.
好吧 保持文明人的作风 All right, just keep it civil.
行吗 拜托 Yeah? Please.
有谁想吃巧克力棒吗 Would anyone like a chocolate finger?
我都没意识到我们在参加小孩的生日派对呢 Oh, I didn't realize we were at kids birthday party.
妈 他只是在礼貌地招待客人 Mom, he's just being nice.
要喝茶吗 Cup of tea?
真好 刚经历这样的早晨 那可真让人心满意足 Oh yeah, that will really hit the spot after the morning we've had.
好吧 那要喝红酒吗 Okay... glass of wine?
好啊 亨利八世 Okay, King Henry the 8th.
有烤乳猪来搭配红酒吗 Have you got any roast hog to go with your wine?
好吧 抱歉 我只是想做点正常的事 Okay. I'm sorry. I'm just trying to do something normal
因为我觉得一点点常态 because I think a degree of normality
正是我们现在需要的东西 is what's is flippin required right now.
你也有脸说这话 Coming from the guy
你都对一个单纯的小姑娘搞恶作剧了 who thinks it's okay to play pranks on young innocent girls.
不如... How about
来为我女儿复仇天使敬杯酒吧 a toast to my daughter. The avenging Angel?
不 我不用了 我讨厌那东西 Nah, not for me. I hate that stuff.
这是巧克力奶昔 It's chocolate milkshake.
利尿的 有什么好不喜欢的 It gets you pissed. What's not to like?
有点甜 不是吗 Yes, a bit sweet innit?
所以这年头男人还在假装不喜欢 So men are still pretending not to like
他们其实很喜欢的东西 是吗 things that they obviously do like. Are they?
他不喜欢 有什么大不了的 He doesn't like it. It's not a big deal.
当然很重要 金 因为15年来一点改变都没有 It is, Kim. Because nothing's changed in 15 bloody years.
这就是你急于探索的世界 And this is the world that you're so desperate to explore.
在这里 没人可以自由地做真实的自己 One where no one's free to be themselves.
你进入这个世界也会面对这种情况 That's what you're signing up to.
这可比吉米要危险多了 Which is far more dangerous than Jimmy ever was.
喝吧 杰 我告诉你一个真理 So drink up, Jay. Let me tell you something.
这世上99%的问题 Ninety-nine percent of the world's problems
都可以在一夜之间被解决 would be solved overnight
前提是男人能承认他们喜欢三样东西 if men just admitted that they like three things;
甜饮 歌剧院 Sweet drinks, musical theater
和被手指插屁眼 and a finger up the ass.
但他们就是不承认 于是问题一直在 They don't and around we go.
我需要出去透透气 I need some air.
金 Kim!
金 等等 Kim! Hold on.
怎么了 尼克 找我有什么事 What Nicky? What do you want?
我能介绍你认识一个人吗 Can I introduce you to someone?
我觉得她或许能帮到你 I think she might be able to help.
就是她了 There she is.
孤树夫人 Mrs. Lonely tree.
我小的时候 我和爸曾... When I was little, me and my dad used to
试图让她高兴起来 try and cheer her up.
用雏菊做成花环给她戴上什么的 Make a little Daisy chains and stuff.
他去世后 我发现这里是我唯一可以哭泣的地方 When he died, I found this was the only place where I could cry.
她看上去好悲伤啊 She looks so sad.
我很抱歉骗了你 好吗 I'm sorry for lying to you. Okay?
那很愚蠢 It was stupid.
但我还是想帮你 But I'm still trying to help.
尽管我害怕得要死 Even though, I'm really fucking scared.
尽管也... And even though
有一小块... There is a piece of
大脑组织在我的口袋里 Fucking brain in my pocket.
天呐 Jesus!
过来 Come here.
我还在这里 I'm still here.
但我每次看到你 But every time I look at you
就会想起这棵树 it reminds me of that tree.
我还在努力想清楚这到底意味着什么 I'm still trying to work out what that means.
我觉得那意味着在我们两个人当中 I think it means that out of the two of us,
你才是古怪的那个 you're the weird one.
这倒是 让人很意外 Which is... unexpected.
肯定会有一帮大恶人会寻找这些钱 There's going to be some very bad people looking for that money.
赶紧处理掉吧 Get rid of it.
你明白吗 Do you understand?
真是个好小子 Good lad.
嗨 泰丽 Hi, Terry.
似乎是伊恩杀了你父亲 So it looks like it was Ian who killed your dad.
他带着钱逃跑了 He's run off with the money.
我和汤普森现在来到他家了 Me and Thompson are just at the house now.
当然可以 她想跟你说话 Yeah, sure. She wants to talk to you.
嗨 泰丽 Hi, Terry.
你父亲的事 我真的很遗憾 I'm so sorry about your father.
嗯 我明白你的意思 Yeah, I know what you mean.
算是旧习难改吧 Bit of an old dog, new tricks sort of situation.
没错 Exactly.
再见 Bye.
是的 我确信我完全掌... Yeah, I can assure I'm in complete cont....
喂 Hello?
你好 亲爱的琳达 伊恩在吗 Hello, Linda love. Is Ian about?
听着 我和妈负责挖坟 Right, me and Mom will dig the grave.
正确表达是"我妈和我负责挖坟" Mom and I, will dig the grave.
不是吧 现在纠结语法 Really! Now?
你们不用跟我们一起去 You don't have to come with us,
但最好还是有个人去负责望风 but we could really do with someone to keep watch.
我经常望各种东西 I watch stuff all the time.
比如电视 Telly.
以及在我的保姆面前说话要注意 My language around my nan.
好吧 好极了 Okay, great.
谢谢 Thank you.
跟我一起待在这里 小子 你疯了吗 Stay here with me, kid. Are you mad?
我不会有事的 I will be fine.
你明白如果你上了那辆车 You do realise that if you get in that car
就是在协助[装饰]犯罪吧 you'll be accessorising the crime.
装饰吗 Accessorising it?
就像奢侈品包或是腰带吗 Like a fancy clutch or a cummerbund?
当年加里·弗林特偷走了你的 You weren't laughing when Gary Flint
2002年世界杯贴纸簿 你可没笑 不是吗 stole your world cup 2002 sticker book, were you?
为了抢回那东西 是谁用棒球棍打断了他的鼻梁 And who broke his nose with a baseball bat to get it back?
是乒乓球拍 而且你只是把他的脸颊打红了而已 It was a table tennis bat and you bruised his cheek.
听好 我的职责就是把你照顾好 Now listen. It's my job to look after you
但我不明白你现在在干什么 and I don't understand what you're doing right now.
我们应该去报警 We should just go to the police.
当然了 Well, surely.
听着 我只是想把挤出来的牙膏再装回去 Look, I'm just trying to put the toothpaste back in the tube.
明白吗 Okay?
算了 你想做什么都随你吧 You know what, do what you want.
但别把她们再带回这里了 But don't bring them back here. Alright?
等完事了 把她们带回我们的房子里去 Take them back to our house when it's done.
好的 Okay.
该走了 Time to go.
你最好带件外套 Oh, you might want to go coat.
我觉得好像要下雨了 I think it's going to rain.
不会 我查过应用软件了 不会下雨的 Oh, no, I've checked my app and it's not going to rain.
但你看天上这云啊 But, look at those clouds.
怎么了 What?
现在已经没人靠看天来判断天气了 金 It's just that no one looks at stuff anymore, Kim.
但是... But...
不会有事的 We're going to be fine.
相信我 Trust me.
这上面明明说不会下雨啊 It honestly should not be raining.
我真不明白 I don't understand.
你待在这里 注意望风 Stay here and keep watch
如果有人来了 就模仿中国河鹿交配的叫声 if anyone comes, just do the mating call of the Chinese water deer.
最好搞个简单点的声音吧 Or maybe something a little easier.
好啊 任何种类的鹿交配的声音都行 Okay, the mating call of any deer will do.
如果有人来 吹响这个就行 If anyone comes, just blow on this.
好啊 行 Okay. Cool.
很好 好极了 Great. Awesome.
-祝好运 -你抬他的脚 - Good luck. - You take his feet.
怀孕
嗨 宝贝 我回来了 Hi, babe. I'm home.
今天过得愉快吗 Nice day, then?
老实说 从早到晚全程都很糟心 Bit of a bloody mess from start to finish, to be honest.
你呢 You?
嗯 Yeah.
一样 Same.
你知道酸豆其实是腌制过的旱金莲种子吗 Did you know that Capers are actually pickled nasturtium seeds?
真的吗 Really?
真的 瞧 我也不是很笨吧 Yeah, you see, I'm not so stupid now, am I?
我没觉得你笨啊 宝贝 I don't think you are stupid, babe.
跟我在一起 你每天都有新发现 You notice something new every day with me.
没错 Well, exactly.
-那你呢 -我怎么了 - What about you then? - What about me?
我也不知道 你有什么可以教我或告诉我的吗 I don't know, if you got anything to teach me or tell me?
比如什么 Like what?
没什么 我就是感到好奇 What, nothing. I'm just wondering.
你想来杯红酒吗 Oh, do you want a glass of wine?
不了 并购完成之前我都不喝酒 No, I'm off booze for a bit until its merger is complete.
好主意 Good idea.
很好 Nice.
瞧 这样挺美好的 不是吗 See. This is nice, isn't it?
就我们两人在森林里 Just the two of us in the woods.
挖坟吗 Digging a grave?
你把现场弄得一团糟 不是吗 Well, you made quite a mess, didn't you?
然后我们一起清理干净了 不是吗 We cleaned it up together, didn't we?
我为你感到骄傲 And I'm very proud of you.
非常 非常骄傲 Really. Really proud.
我之前离开时该告诉你一声的 I should have told you I was leaving.
对不起 I'm sorry.
不 没关系 Oh no. It's alright.
反正我们很快就回家了 并且... We're back home soon, anyway. And a...
我想你会恢复正常生活的 I think you just get back to normal.
事实上 妈妈 Actually, mom.
什么 怎么了 What? What is it?
妈妈 别看
4: 替父报仇
我来理清楚一下 So let me just get this straight.
你遇到了一棵 You met a tree
让你重新考虑一切的树 that made you re-evaluate things.
没错 Exactly.
那简直就像照镜子 因为... And it was like looking in a mirror because
那棵树一辈子都被困在同一个地方 she was just stuck in the same place her entire life.
不再有改变 停止成长 Not changing anymore, not growing.
就在原地生了根 Just rooted to the spot.
我能理解 I understand that.
真的 I do.
不过关于树 有一点很重要 The thing is about trees though
那就是当其中一棵树遭到攻击时 is that when one of them is under attack,
会发送信号给附近所有的树 they send signals to all the nearby trees
提醒它们加强防御 so they can up their defenses.
好了 我明白你想干什么了 Okay, I see what you're doing.
你知道吗 有些树龄较大的树 And did you know that there are older trees
有时被称为母树 sometimes known as mother trees,
它们能利用土壤里的菌类传送糖分给籽苗 that can use fungi in the soil to send sugar to seedlings
让它们有更大的存活机会 so they have a better chance of survival.
你想说出比我的更厉害的比喻 You're trying to out metaphor me,
不会有用的 and it's not going to work.
树也许看起来很孤单 Trees might look lonely.
但它们时刻都在沟通交流 But hey're communicating all the time.
只有被连根拔起时 It's only when you tear up their roots
它们才会... that they...
死 die.
你接下来怎么做 完全由你自己决定 What you do next is entirely up to you,
但会有危险人物来找我们 but there will be dangerous people looking for us.
所以我只要求我们回到小屋去 So all I ask is that we go back to the cabin and
在那里做决定 make that decision there.
那里才安全 Where it's safe.
这要求合情合理吧 It's just sensible. Right?
快点 我们得把这事做完 Come on, we got to get this done.
这是什么情况 What the hell's going on?
抱歉了 兄弟 Sorry, mate.
生小孩要花多少钱
协助谋杀
犯罪与服刑期
杰 Jay!
上床睡觉吗 Coming to bed?
好 马上就来 Yeah, one sec.
接待处有个男的说 A man at reception says
他目击了吉米·戴维斯家的凶案 he's witnessed a murder at Jimmy Davis' house.
你或许想要当面听他说 I thought you might like to hear it direct.
艾伦·布鲁克斯督察
你是说吉米·戴维斯家吗 Jimmy Davis' house you say?
你带那位先生进来吧 Why don't you show the gentleman in?