《石油天王》前情提要 Previously on Landman
米汤? 最近如何? Tommy? How are you?
世界如海 珍珠待采 卡米 我还能怎么说呢? The world is my oyster, Cami. What can I tell you?
我记得那颗珍珠 I remember that oyster.
这是笔遗嘱抚恤金 This is a bereavement offer.
有什么陷阱吗? What's the catch?
你们不能主张 You can't decide that
这场事故是我们的错 the accident was our fault.
如果就是你们的错呢? What if it was your fault?
-维克托在哪? -维克托已经 -Where's Victor? -Victor has
委托了我们协助处理离婚事宜 asked us to assist in the dissolution of the marriage.
赶紧说那辆宾利 Get to the fucking Bentley.
宾利是个礼物 The Bentley was a gift...
所有礼物都归你个人所有 All gifts are your separate property.
赫莫萨油田的租约呢? The Hermosa Field lease?
他们想让我们赔偿 They want compensation?
他们损失的货 for the product they lost.
-排队等着吧 -他们威胁了我们 Get in line. -They made threats.
内森怎么打到我这儿了? Why is Nathan calling my phone?
-嘿 内特 -库珀昨晚被人打了 Hey, Nate. -Cooper was attacked last night.
-他正在总院做手术呢 -库珀·诺里斯? -He's in surgery at General. -Cooper Norris?
-你是谁? -你又是谁? Who are you? -Who are you?
-我是他妹妹 -我的身份不太好说 -I'm his sister. -I'm harder to explain.
哦 我的天吶! Oh, my God!
妈妈? Mom?
一定要找到那群混蛋 Find the fuckers that did this.
这就是伤害我家人的下场 That's what I do to people who hurt my family.
啊! Ah!
我要带我儿子离开这儿 I got to get my boy out of here.
不然他会没命的 before somebody kills him.
我跟你说 Well, I'll tell you what,
这可不是什么好主意 I've seen some terrible ideas in my day.
你怎么不回家 库珀? Why don't you come home, Cooper?
回哪儿 爸爸? 哪儿才是我的家? And where would that be, Dad? Where's home for me?
这是我力所能及的事 It's the least I can do.
而且有人作伴也挺好的 And it will be nice to have some company.
你可能会有很多不速之客 亲爱的 You might get more company than you want, honey.
这小子现在就是行走的靶子 There's a big bull's-eye on this boy.
我知道 是我一手造成的 I know. I put it there.
就像罗密欧和朱丽叶一样 Just like Romeo and Juliet.
你记得他们的结局吗? You remember what happened to them?
实际上我从没看过这部戏 I've actually never seen the play.
他们都死了 贝弗利 They died, Beverly.
在毁了各自的家庭之后 After they destroyed their own families,
双双自杀身亡 they both committed suicide.
好了 Okay.
嗨 露西亚 Hola, Lucia.
嗨 Hola.
小心脚下 Okay, watch your step.
孩子怎么样? ?Cómo está mi bebé?
挺好的 喝了两瓶奶 Todo tranquilo. Tomó dos botellas.
睡着了 一切安好 Dormido. Todo bien.
-能给我点时间吗? -嗯 -?Me das un momento? -Mm-hmm.
行啊 不着急 我没什么事 Sí, no hay prisa. No tengo nada que hacer.
不错啊 Está chulo.
露西亚 Lucia.
这是你的房间 This is your room.
家里只有这一张床 This is the only bed we've go.t..
另一个房间的是婴儿床 Other room has a crib in it.
你再瘦也不可能睡那儿 You might be skinny, but you ain't fitting in that.
我不能睡你房间 I can't take your room.
反正我经常在沙发上过夜 I sleep most nights on the couch anyways.
我去给你做点吃的 I'm gonna make you something to eat.
我不饿 I-I'm not hungry.
你在这儿必须得好好吃饭 Okay, the one thing you're gonna do while you're here is eat.
石油天王 第一季第7集
节奏保持住! Keep that pace steady!
每个动作都能助你们达成目标 Every stroke counts towards your goals.
记住 你们比想象中更强大 Remember, you're stronger than you think.
你应该在这儿教课 妈妈 You should teach a class here, Mama.
你的屁股比教练的还翘 Your ass is nicer than the instructor's.
太会说话了 宝贝 You're so sweet, baby.
她的屁股看着真的很圆润 I don't know, I mean, that's a pretty round peach.
贱人! Bitch!
什么? Excuse me?
你身材太好了 我嫉妒死了 Your ass is amazing, I hate you.
谢谢 Thank you.
有人说过做自己热爱的事 I mean, they say if you do what you love,
就永远不会感觉像在工作 you'll never work a day in your life.
无论如何我都不想工作 I'm never working a day in my life no matter what.
我唯一的工作就是取悦我男人 My only job is to make my man happy.
这样他就会买我想要的东西 Then he will buy me the things that make me happy
带我去想去的地方 and take me to the places that make me happy.
我再用性来回报他 And I will reward him with sex.
这就是世界运转的方式 亲爱的 That's the way the world works, honey.
偶尔再来个口活? Throw in the occasional blowjob?
男人就会被你拿捏得死死的 You got the world by the short and curlies.
-换器材了 -呼 Switch stations. -Whew.
划船机上的去跑步机 If you're on a rower, get to a treadmill..
跑步机上的去划船机 If you're on a treadmill, get to a rower.
跑步机坡度设置为3 速度设成5 Set your treadmills to three for elevation and seven for speed.
设置成6和8 如果只是想燃脂 Go six and eight. If we wanted to burn calories,
我们还不如去外面跑 e w would jog the fucking neighborhood.
我们是来练翘臀的 We're here to build butts.
了 好 姑娘们 听我数三... All right, ladies. In three...
two... one.
开始吧! 动起来! Let's go! Let's go!
-再来一杯吗? -哦 不用了 谢谢 亲爱的 -Another round? -Oh, no, thank you, darling.
你确定吗? You sure?
这样吧 我们六四分成 你拿六 Okay, look, we'll go 60-40, 60 your wa.y..
一共多少口井? How many wells?
第一阶段是54口 Phase one would be 54.
整个油田预计250到300口 Uh, the entire field we're thinking 250, 300.
我们钻探了6口井 4口出油 We drilled six exploratory wells, hit on four.
每口井日产量超过200桶 All four producing over 200 barrels_
-你想要我怎么做 -是资金的事 蒙蒂 What do you need me for? -Well, the banks, Monty.
现在那些私人银行都不碰化石燃料了 The fucking private banks won't touch fossil fuels anymore.
他们的私人飞机用的都是我们的油 Fill their fucking G5s with our product,
但他们却不肯给钱 but they won't kick over any paper.
那星辰银行和普赖恩公司呢? How about Lone Star or, uh, uh, Plains Capital?
没希望 他们要全额追索 Nope, no. They want full recourse,
最低利润9% nine percent minimum..
丹尼 那你觉得我想要什么呢? Well, now, Danny, what do you think I'm gonna want?
我会给你分成 蒙蒂 I'm offering you the upside, Monty...
哦 我不确定 hO, I don't know.
我自己的油田也要开发 I got my own fields to drill.
我有130口油井要维护 I have 130 wells to work over,
还有5万英亩已经勘探待采 and another 50,000 acres surveyed and ready to go.
好吧 我加到65% All right. I'll go 65.
我考虑考虑 Give me a minute.
我讨厌飞丹佛 I hate flying into Denver anyhow,
因为在那边降落得太颠簸了 'cause, you know, it's so damn bumpy going in there.
我问 “这是怎么回事? I said, "What-What's going on here?"
空姐就说 有医疗紧急情况 She said, "It's a medical emergency.
有个人的造瘘袋破了 A guy's colostomy bag blew up."
然后... And...
我觉得大概是气压缘故吧 I guess from the pressure or whatever, you know.
真不开玩笑 I ain't shitting you.
嘿伙计们 是吃饭 喝酒 还是都要? Hey, boys. We eating, drinking, or both?
-都要 -好吧 Both. -All right.
百威淡啤现在有特价 Now, we're having a special on Bud Light.
肯定的 I'll bet you are.
最近生意怎么样 艾莉? Yeah, how's that working out for you, Ellie?
-惨淡得很 -嗯 Like a popcorn fart in church. -Mm-hmm.
你们想帮乡下姑娘一把吗? 'Yall want to help a country girl out?
我的奖金和销量挂钩 They match me the price in a bonus.
我们要谈正事 艾莉 先拿壶特醇啤酒来吧 We're working, Ellie. Just bring us a pitcher of Ultra
待会儿补你钱 and we'll get you on the back end.
我知道 亲爱的 你们要听听今天的特色菜吗? I know you will, darling. Y'all want to hear the specials?
不必了 Not really.
炸鸡排的配料呢 Chicken fried steaks all the way around.
要土豆泥还是薯条? You want mashed or French fries?
-我都要 -一样 Both for me. -Both.
那给我们都上两样吧 Let's just do both all the way around.
好吧 看来今天的维生素 Well, I guess we're getting our vitamins
就指望奶油肉汁了 对吧? from the creamed gravy today, huh, boys?
蒙蒂要开始抽油作业 Monty wants the work-over crews started.
你告诉他那些该死的毒贩 You tell him about the fucking smugglers.
找上我们的事了吗? that rolled up on us?
他知道这事 警长也知道 He's aware, so is the sheriff.
警长知道能干嘛? The fuck the sheriff's gonna do?
不干嘛 Nothing.
就利用营地南边的人手 Just use the crews on the south side of the camp,
你懂我意思 if you know what I mean.
是你 说那些黑帮的人 You mean the gangsters.
我就是这个意思 That's exactly what I mean.
汤米 这活儿已经够危险了 Tommy, this job is dangerous enough
还可能被人一枪崩了 iwthout getting fucking shot at.
他们只敢嘴上说说罢了 相信我 They're just gonna make threats, trust me.
如果他们只是嘴上说说 那还要黑帮干嘛? f I that's all they gonna do, then why am I taking gangsters?
有备无患 博斯 Better to have a gun and not have to use it, Boss.
说曹操曹操到 Speak of the devil_
那可不是曹操 是撒旦 That ain't the devil, that's Satan.
如果他是撒旦 那我们又是什么呢 f I he's Satan, you know what that makes us.
-给你 亲爱的 -哦 谢谢 -Here you go, baby. -Oh, thank you.
嗯 Mmm.
是什么呢? What?
你说啥呢? What, what?
如果他是撒旦 Well, if he's Satan,
那我们又算什么呢? what does that make us?
魔鬼 Demons.
什么事 先生? Yes, sir?
钻石公司想做转包 Diamond wants to do a farm-out
搞钻探生意赚钱 on a drill to earn.
什么条件? At what?
六四分成 Sixty-forty.
在哪儿? Where?
瓦尔韦德盆地那一带 All along the Val Verde Basin..
那地方全是走私犯 That's so covered up with smugglers,
你把卡车在那儿停一夜 you leave a truck there overnight,
第二天早上就不见了 the son of a bitch is gone the next morning.
我得在周边建围栏 I'm-a have to perimeter fence the site,
还得配备安保人员 I'm gonna have to get security,
每个钻井的价格都得涨750 take the price up per hole about 750.
在南边钻探风险太大 And that's a big risk down south.
不是你随便钻个洞就能出油 You don't just stab the ground and it shoots up.
你得找对位置 You got to find the pockets.
他们六口井 已经有四口出油了 They hit on four of their six exploratory wells.
要我修条路吗? Am I building roads?
还不确定 Don't know.
有多少口井? How many?
54口 Fifty-four.
我得再增加八个工作组 你们分成太少 I'm-a have to bring on another eight crews. Your split sucks.
我会想办法调整分成的 Well, I'll work on the split.
鼠尾草平原的项目要推迟吗? Are we gonna hold off on the sage flats?
不用 同步进行 Nope. Those are going, too_
那地方有很多不爽的毒贩找茬 That's a lot of unhappy drug dealers in that field.
我需要帮助 I'm gonna need help with that.
我说过 我会想办法摆平 I told you, I'm working on it.
好吧 非常感谢 All right, I appreciate it.
听着 如果你敲定这笔生意 Listen, if you close this deal,
我就需要测量数据 地震图 I'm gonna need surveys, I'm gonna need seismographs,
还有地热数据 I'm gonna need geothermal.
行 行 都给你准备好 Yep, yep. You'll have all of it...
走哪家银行? What bank?
我得清楚到时候会被 I need to know how big the microscope.
查得多严 up my ass is gonna be.
不走银行 No bank.
我以为我们不这么干了 I thought we don't do that anymore.
天时地利人和 我们要全力以赴了 The stars aligned. We're pushing the chips toward the middle.
你这是要押上三亿的赌注 蒙蒂 You're pushing 300 million chips in the middle, Monty.
那也是花我的钱 不是吗 汤米? Well, they're my chips, aren't they, Tommy?
收回成本前我要100%的收益 I get 100% until I recoup.
之后12个月拿70% 永久拿65% 70% for 12 months after that, 65% in perpetuity.
蒙蒂 你当我是傻子吗? What am I, Monty, a fucking sucker?
不 你们是家负债过高的责任有限公司 No, what you are is an over-leveraged LLC
信用不足以贷到款 without enough credit to pull the loan.
同时你又太贪 不愿意提供抵押 And you're too greedy to offer any collateral
或是冒险分享利润 or risk any of your profits...
你想要无追索权贷款 这就是代价 So you want no recourse? This is the price.
要么接受 要么滚蛋 Or... fuck you.
你可以去德州太平洋集团或是堡垒投资 Go on over to TPG or Fortress
去看看他们是怎么让你 and watch the master class they're giving
被操蛋的 on getting fucked.
好吧 成交 All right, you got yourself a deal.
合同这周末前就会放在你桌上 I'll have a contract on your desk by the end of the week.
你这周不是该开学了吗? Weren't you supposed to start school this week?
是啊 但我打算再等一周 I was, but I decided to wait a week
好好酝酿一下 and build the anticipation.
你想去买开学用品吗? You want to go school shopping?
在米德兰吗? In Midland?
不行 我们得去达拉斯或者纽约 No, we'd have to go to Dallas or New York.
我们的私人飞机没了 e W don't have the jet anymore.
我知道 宝贝 I know, baby.
离婚不仅影响夫妻双方 Divorce doesn't just affect the couple,
还影响到了整个家庭 我很抱歉 it affects the whole family. I'm sorry.
那是什么? What is that?
如果你的子女不孝顺 那儿就是你最后的归宿 That's where you end up if your children don't love you.
所以他们就在那儿等死吗? So, what, they-they just sit there and wait to die?
差不多吧 Pretty much_
太可悲了 That's so sad.
我们可以去看看他们 We could go visit them.
去干嘛? And do what?
可以去CVS买点游戏 Well, we could go to CVS and get some games,
再买点零食 we could get some snacks.
我不知道该跟他们说什么 I wouldn't know what to say to them.
亲爱的 他们不在乎你说什么 Honey, they wouldn't care what you say...
他们只在乎有人能跟他们说话 They just care that you're saying it.
好吧 那就去吧 Okay, let's do it.
所以你91岁了? So, you're 91?
91岁 91.
确实很老了 鲍勃 That's pretty fucking old, Bob.
老二还管用 Pecker still works.
我正打算问呢 That was my next question.
嗯 虽然不太听使唤 Well, I'm not exactly in control of when it works...
-嗯 -但这家伙 -Mm-hmm. -...but the son of a bitch
还是管用 still works.
跟我讲讲你们这的日常生活 So, walk me through a day in the life of this place.
你们是怎么过的? I mean, what's the deal?
早上6点半吃早餐 Well, breakfast at 6:30,
然后把我们弄到这儿来 then they move us in here.
眯到10点半 Nap till 10:30,
中午吃午饭 then lunch at noon.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
然后再回这儿待到下午2点半 Then back in here till 2:30,
睡到下午3点半 then nap till 3:30,
然后又把我们弄来这儿 then they move us back in here...
待到下午6点半 去吃晚饭 Then at 6:30, we have supper.
7点看 《危险边缘》 We watch Jeopardy! at 7,
8点就去睡觉 then eight o'clock is bedtime.
有什么活动吗? Any activities?
你觉得我坐着这该死的轮椅 What kind of activities you see me doing
能干什么活动? in this goddamn wheelchair?
你们可以打牌啊 Y'all can play cards.
没人记得住规则 Nobody can remember the rules...
这画真漂亮 That's beautiful.
烂得要死 It's shit.
不真的很漂亮 No, it's... it's really beautiful.
为什么画乌鸦? Why a crow?
就是...你是从哪儿得到的灵感? Like, where did you, you know, get the inspiration?
因为它就在 "Cause it's sitting
那该死的院子里 in the fucking yard.
哦 Oh.
好吧 Right.
知道你们的问题吗 老头? You know your problem, old man?
你们怨气很大 每个人都是 You're pissed off. I mean, all of you are.
我能理解 天啊 要是我也被 And I get it. Shit, I'd be pissed off too
困在这儿无所事事 我也会怨气冲天 if I was stuck in this place, nothing to do.
我知道你们需要什么 I know what you people need.
-什么? -我马上回来 What's that? -I'll be right back.
马上回来 亲爱的 Right back, honey.
要点什么 女士? What can I get for you, ma'am?
一加仑蒂托斯和玛格丽特 Gallon of Tito's, margarita mix,
12罐朗姆水 12-pack of ranch waters...
你们还有什么硬苏打水? What kind of hard seltzers you got?
好了 开始吧 Oh, here we go.
好 我们继续 All right, here we go.
一项最近的实验室研究表明 "A recent laboratory study shows that
大学生在接触了什么事物后 undergraduates have 50% less sex
性生活减少了50%... after being exposed to..."
大鸟那棕色结痂的屁眼 "Big Bird's brown crusty asshole."
那是我写的 That was mine.
你不该说出来的 贝芙 You're not supposed to say that, Bev.
本该我来猜的 但现在我知道 I'm supposed to try and guess. But now I know
你的想法了 你可真是个变态 贝芙 how your mind works, and you are one twisted bitch, Bev.
这局算她赢 大家都喝 That's my winner. Everybody drink up.
除了贝芙 except Beverly_
我已经在喝了 I was already drinking..
你得克制一下 鲍勃 You got to pace yourself, Bob.
别让你的老二醒来 e W don't want that pecker waking up.
不好意思 你哪位? I'm sorry, who are you?
你确实该不好意思 瞧瞧这地方 You are sorry. I mean, look at this place.
你想在这儿度过晚年吗? Would you want to live out your last years here?
他们不能饮酒 They can't drink alcohol.
他们远不止21岁了 You can't get further from 21 than this crowd.
大多数人都 他们都有在吃药 Most of them are--All of them are on medication.
再不济能怎么样呢? What's the worst that could happen?
他们会死的 They could die.
他们被送来这儿就是为了等死 That's what they were sent here to do,
在此之前 他们也是成年人 and until that happens, they are still adults,
他们能为自己做决定 and they can make their own decisions.
对吗 艾瑟尔? Right, Ethel?
你说得对 You bet your ass.
是这样 但现在 They sure can, but right now,
到午睡的点了 it's time for their afternoon nap.
你瞧瞧 任务完成了 Well, look at that, mission accomplished.
别把这些东西扔掉 Don't throw these games out.
就让他们找点乐子吧 Let them have a little fucking fun.
听听音乐 找点乐子 A little music and a little fucking fun...
这要求不过分吧 Not too much to ask.
见 再 Bye.
他们真可爱 除了艾瑟尔 They were so sweet. Not Ethel.
可怜的老家伙们 Poor old birds.
根本没人在乎他们 No one to give two shits about them_
请留步 Excuse me.
又是她 This bitch.
他们想知道明天几点来 They want to know what time tomorrow.
明天? Tomorrow?
你什么时候再来? What time are you coming back?
我不想听你对我提出的娱乐方式说三道四 I don't want to hear any shit about how I entertain them.
嘿 不管你要做什么 都继续吧 Hey, whatever you did, keep doing it.
这还是我头回见到艾瑟尔笑 That's the first time l've seen Ethel smile.
11点见 See you at 11.
11点他们还在午睡呢 They're still in their morning nap.
还午睡什么 他们睡得够多的了 Fuck their nap. It's all they do.
11点见 See you at 11.
我跟他们说一声 I'll tell them.
-妈妈? -嗯? -Mama? -Mm?
我觉得你找到人生使命了 I think you found your calling.
我们可不能让这个小丑 We need more than this clown
穿着租来的保安制服 in the rent-a-cop suit
看守这该死的地方 watching this fucking place.
鬼知道等我们走了之后 I mean, no telling what they're gonna do
他们会怎么处理这些东西 iwth all this shit when we're gone.
在完工之前我们哪儿都不去 We ain't going anywhere till this work-over's done.
我们轮班 不停地干 We swap crews and don't fucking stop.
哦 有好戏看了 Oh, here comes the fun.
是啊 Yep.
老大说了在还钱之前不准钻井 The big man said you don't drill till we're paid back.
你以为你的头儿是老大? You think your boss is the big man?
你根本不知道谁才是老大 You don't have any fucking idea who the big man is.
不过你很快就能见到他了 But you're getting close to meeting him.
嘿 瘦子 你话真多 Hey, flaco with the big fucking mouth,
我知道怎么让你闭嘴 I know a good way to shut it.
-是吗? -是啊 -Yeah? -Yeah.
试试看啊 混蛋们? You want some, motherfuckers?!
啊? Huh?!
看来你不怎么会数数啊 I'm just gonna guess you don't do a lot of math_
立竿见影 See how well that went?
你知道这帮混蛋有一半 Well, you know half these sons of bitches
都在替他们卖毒品吧? sell drugs for 'em, right?
慢慢来 戴尔 Take it one day at a time, Dale.
-要有耐心 -好吧 One day at a time. -Yeah.
好了 家伙都收起来 继续干活 All right, y'all put that shit away and get back to work.
钻机可不会自己建好 This rig ain't gonna build itself.
懦夫 Coward.
看到那家伙干嘛了吗? See what that old boy did?
他刚躲到卡车后面去了 He walked to the back the fucking truck.
你得给我找点真正的帮手 汤米 You got to get me some real help out here, Tommy.
要靠得住的 Some real fucking help.
好 我会找的 好吗? Yes, I'm working on it, all right?
该死的! Goddamn!
嘿 宝贝 Hey, baby.
你干嘛呢? What are you doing?
工作呢 你在哪儿? Working. Where are you?
我在酒吧呢 I'm at the Patch.
欢乐一刻 It's happy hour.
来陪我玩吧 Come entertain me.
艾恩斯莉去哪了? Well, where's Ainsley?
她跟朋友出去玩了 She's out with friends.
她什么时候交的朋友? When did she make friends?
亲爱的 像艾恩斯莉那样的美女 Honey, when you look like Ainsley,
走到哪儿都是众星捧月的存在 you just step outside, and they swarm you like bees.
别喝醉了 好吗? Don't get drunk, okay?
嗯 Hmm.
那你最好快点来救我 Well, you better come save me.
我这就来 I'm on my way.
她在后面 She's in the back.
后面? In the back?
台球桌那儿 Pool tables.
该死 Fuck.
别打偏了 Don't miss.
你这是作弊 You know that's fucking cheating.
我碰到球桌才算作弊 It's only cheating if I touch the table_
现在这样 Right now,
只能算干扰 it's just evil.
该死 Fuck.
你得加点儿下旋 You got to put a little backspin on it..
是啊 Uh-huh_
八号球 右角袋 Eight ball in the corner.
-下一个谁来? -你在这儿干嘛呢? -Who's next? -What in the fuck are you doing?
反正他们迟早会输 They were gonna lose to somebody.
她跟你一起的吗 汤米? She with you, Tommy?
邦纳 这是我前妻 Bonner, this is my ex-wife.
我就是他妻子 I'm his current wife.
我们和好了 We've reconciled.
老兄 你最好把她拴起来 Man, you need to keep her on a leash_
是啊 可不是嘛 Yeah, tell me about it.
嗯 这主意不错 Mm. That's a thought.
来吧 我请你喝一杯 Come on. Let me buy you a drink.
好啊 Okay.
好像你喝得不够多似的 Like you need another fucking drink.
他们太可爱了 They were so cute,
满脸褶皱的脸上挂着大大的笑容 with their big old smiles on their little raisin faces.
我想在健身后去做志愿者 I think I'm gonna start volunteering after the gym..
什么? What?
别太投入了 安吉拉 Don't get too attached, Angela.
他们终究会死的 Every one of 'em's gonna die.
很快就会 Soon.
他们在那儿就是为了等死 That's why they're there.
不对 他们在那儿是因为他们的子女 No, they're there because their children
都是不关心他们的混蛋 are little pieces of shit that don't care about them.
也许是因为他们负担不起 Well, maybe they can't afford to.
也可能是因为他们根本不够努力 Well, maybe they're not trying hard enough.
听着 我不想跟你争论那些 Look, I ain't gonna sit here and argue with you about
老人的子女如何如何 好吗? the children of some fucking old people I never met, okay?
那就承认我是对的 Well, then just admit that I'm right.
什么鬼? What the fuck?
好吧 你是对的 Okay. You're right.
有这么难吗? Was that so hard?
不过我们不会那样 Well, it ain't gonna happen to us
因为我会比你早死20年 because I'll be dead 20 years before you will be.
别这么说 Don't say that.
这是事实 Well, hell, it's true_.
如果我不是突然死掉 If I don't just drop dead,
你就得推着我坐轮椅 you're gonna end up fucking
到处跑 还得给我 pushing me around in a wheelchair
擦屁股 喂我吃木薯粉 and wiping my ass and feeding me tapioca.
-然后再给我擦屁股 -我才不干呢 And then wiping my ass again. -I'm not doing that.
然后就会盼着我死了 And then wishing I was dead.
我才不会 I don't wish that.
-真的吗? -我是说 -Really? -I mean,
我只是嘴上这么说 不是真心的 I wish it all the time, but I don't mean it.
我只是想让你体验一下 I just want you to experience
死亡的痛苦 谁让你惹我生气 the pain of death for upsetting me.
你真是脑子有病 宝贝 You're twisted in the fucking head, baby.
你就喜欢这样 You love it.
有时候确实不错 It has its moments.
始开! Pull!
那是达科塔·拉文的前女友 That's Dakota Loving's ex.
我在耐克训练营见过他 I met him at Nike camp.
真是个混蛋 What a fucking asshole...
那是谁? Who's that?
那是莱德·桑普森 That's Ryder Sampson.
好名字 Good name.
他是四分卫 He's the quarterback.
全州最佳 拿到了理工全额奖学金 All State. Full ride to Tech.
我也要去那里 That's where I'm going.
他有女朋友吗? Does he have a girlfriend?
他很难搞的 He's pretty tricky to pin down, that one.
我就喜欢挑战 I love a challenge.
我一会回来 好吗? I'll be back. 'Kay?
该死 她太迷人了 Damn. She's killing me.
好了 伙计们 我上了 All right, boys, I'm going in.
啊 那种女孩是不会约后卫的 兄弟 hA, girl like that don't date linebackers, amigo?
她们只会约四分卫 They date quarterbacks.
该死 Damn.
你配不上那种温吞的桶装啤酒 I feel like youse too good for that lukewarm keg beer...
跟我来 Come with me.
跟你去哪儿? Come with you where?
去给你弄杯像样的啤酒 To get you a proper beer.
让我猜猜 Let me guess..
这啤酒是在 This proper beer
你的车后座上吧 is in the back seat of your truck.
我的车可没有后座 My truck don't got a back seat.
来吧 Come on.
酒套不错 Cute koozie.
这点子不赖 That's a nice touch.
谢谢 Thank you.
这啤酒不错 That's a proper beer.
你是艾恩斯莉·诺里斯 You're Ainsley Norris.
你是莱德·桑普森 You're Ryder Sampson.
你为什么来这儿? What are you doing here?
我转学来的 I transferred.
我父母在这儿 My parents are here.
嗯 Hmm.
你要去理工大学吗? Gonna play at Tech?
我也要去那儿 That's where I'm going..
你去当啦啦队吗? You gonna cheer?
大多数学校都有规定 Most schools have a policy
不允许啦啦队员 against cheerleaders
和橄榄球队员约会 dating football players,
我也有个规矩 就是只跟 and I have a policy against dating boys.
橄榄球队员约会... who don't play football, so...
你已经有人选了吗? You got that player picked out?
还没 Not yet.
我想毛遂自荐一下 I'd sure like to throw my hat in the ring.
是啊 我听说你到处毛遂自荐呢 Yeah, I hear your hat's in a lot of rings.
啊 别信那些谣言 hA, don't listen to rumors...
嗯 Mm.
你选好专业了吗? You declare a major yet?
我在考虑慈善专业 I'm thinking philanthropy.
这是... Is that a...?
我 I'm.
我不确定有这个专业 I'm not sure you can get a degree in that..
当然有 Sure you can.
我想是有的 I think you can.
好吧 那为什么想选慈善? All right, why philanthropy?
因为我未来的老公会在NFL当四分卫 Because my husband is gonna play quarterback in the NFL.
最好是达拉斯牛仔队 不过... He would be a Dallas Cowboy in a perfect world, but...
女孩把人生指望在梦想上 a girl can't plan her life around a dream...
目标得现实一点 She needs her goals to be realistic.
我可能会去克利夫兰 I could end up in Cleveland,
我可以接受 但是... and I'm okay with that, but...
我丈夫会赚很多钱 my husband's gonna make a lot of money
需要避税 that has to be sheltered from taxes,
成立基金会就是最好的方式 and a foundation is the best way to do that.
你拿出自己一部分收入 You save, like, a portion of your income
捐给需要帮助的人 因为政府 to give to the needy 'cause the government
做得太差劲了 is so shitty at it,
然后他们就会给你退税 and then they give you a tax rebate.
这想法真美好 That's really beautiful.
你也很美 And so are you.
但你心里很清楚 不是吗? But you already know that, now don't you?
你会进NFL吗? Are you gonna play in the NFL?
我肯定会的 You bet your ass I am.
这样不公平 It ain't fair.
我睡床上 你睡沙发 Me in the bed, you on the couch.
我睡被子外面 你睡里面 I'll sleep on top of the covers, you sleep under them.
我会很规矩的 I'll be a gentleman.
我想我已经证明过了 I think I've proved that.
你确实证明过了 You've more than proved it..
自从葬礼后 我还没抱过别人 I haven't had a hug since the funeral.
别咬我 Don't eat me.
宝贝 Baby.
亲爱的 Honey.
该死的! She fucked me!
你有两个选择 You have two choices.
要么像囚犯一样趴着睡觉 吸着枕头 You can sleep on your stomach and suck on that pillow
要么就戴个面罩 like a fucking inmate or you can wear
像《壮志凌云》里的侠客那样 a mask like Maverick in Top Gun.
我可不想忍你的呼噜声三十年 I'm not listening to that shit for the next 30 years.
-我打呼噜了吗? -双头妓女会不会 Was I snoring? -Does a two-headed whore win
赢得口交比赛呢? the dick sucking contest?
我去睡沙发好了 I'll just go sleep on the fucking couch.
你今晚别想睡了 You're not going to sleep at all.
你得去接我们的女儿 You have to go get our baby.
-她还没回家吗? -没有 -She not home yet? -No.
-她的门禁是几点? -她没有门禁 What's her curfew? -She don't have a curfew.
但你看她的定位 But this is her location.
我是说 她已经45分钟没动过了 I mean, she has not moved in 45 minutes.
这孩子在派对上跟只雪貂似的到处跑 This girl runs around like a ferret at a fucking party.
这是什么? What is that?
定位追踪器 It's an iTracker.
她知道你在用GPS追踪她吗? Does she know you have a GPS locator on her?
当然不知道 Of course she doesn't know.
亲爱的 这是她来这儿后 Honey, this is the first time
第一次出去玩 she's been out since she's been here.
她是我们的女儿 It's our baby.
我们的心肝宝贝 Our tiny, little baby.
在沙漠里一动不动 Motionless in the desert.
你不好奇是为什么吗? And you're not curious as to why?
没准就我们说话的功夫 就有个连环杀手 Maybe some serial killer drugged her
把她迷晕了 正在剥她的皮呢 and is peeling her skin off as we speak,
不过你还是继续去睡沙发吧 but you go sleep on the fucking couch,
你这个打呼噜流口水的混蛋 you snoring, drooling motherfucker._
-该死的 -你继续睡吧 Goddamn it. -You do that.
行了 把你手机给我 lAl right, give me your phone...
为什么? Why would I do that?
因为我可没用手机追踪她 Because I'm not tracking her with mine, that's why.
别看相册 Don't look at the pictures.
我可不敢看 亲爱的 I'd be afraid to, honey.
你密码是多少? What's your passcode?
这需要很大的信任 This is taking a lot of trust.
你说对了 You got that right.
所以密码是什么? So what's your passcode?
6476 Sixty-four, seventy-six.
你怎么想到的? How'd you come up with that?
是我们的出生年份 你这没心没肺的混蛋 The years we were born, you heartless prick.
亲爱的 我是63年生的 Honey, I was born in '63.
哦 现在你倒会算数了 Oh, now you're a fucking mathematician.
这不是算数 安吉拉 这是记忆力 It's not math, Angela, it's memorization.
-去你的 -去你的 -Fuck you. -Fuck you?
我太担心她了 宝贝 I'm so worried about her, baby.
找到她给我说一声 Call me when you find her.
如果你怀疑我爱不爱你 If you ever had any doubt that I love you,
现在我没有骑在你身上 the fact that I'm not straddling you right now
掐死你就是最好的证据 and choking the life out of you is proof.
天哪 这话真性感 God, I mean, that's so hot.
这样绝对行不通 This is never gonna fucking work.
别读我的短信! Don't read my texts!
你俩需要像 You guys need, like,
海豹突击队那样的夫妻特训 Navy SEAL-level training for couples.
他们应该把你俩关在一个坑里 They should put you in a pit
让你俩自相残杀 直到死一个为止 and let the two of you fight until one of you dies.
这是你的法律意见吗? Is that your legal opinion?
不 这是我的肺腑之言 No, that one's from the heart.
这些话你从哪儿学来的? Where'd you pick one of those up?
天吶 My God_
我真想去造你的那个工厂里看看 I just want to work at the factory where they made you.
哇哦 Whoa.
我要嫁给NFL的四分卫 I'm marrying an NFL quarterback.
如果你连这都应付不来 If you can't handle this,
又怎么赢得了棉花碗比赛 how the hell are you gonna win the Cotton Bowl?
-我能拿下棉花碗比赛 -再说一遍 -I can win the Cotton Bowl. -Say it again.
我能赢那该死的棉花碗 I can win the fucking Cotton Bowl.
太性感了 That's fucking hot...
-说你是我的 -我是你的 -Say you're mine. -I'm yours.
我是你的 你也是我的 I'm yours. And you're mine.
你是我的 嗯 You are fucking mine. Hmm.
错了! Wrong!
你是我的 You're fucking mine.
这样疼吗? Don't that hurt?
肯定不比这样疼 I'll bet it don't hurt as bad as this.
老爸 轻点儿 他还靠奖学金呢 Daddy, be careful. He's on scholarship.
没有人能 No man alive is allowed
这样对我女儿 to lay on top of my fucking daughter.
你来之前我在上面 I was on top before you got here.
先生 您该考虑这一点 Sir, you should consider that.
我不想考虑 I don't want to consider it.
你 到车上去 今晚到此为止 And you, go get in the truck. Your Friday night's over.
-老爸... -给我上车! -Daddy... -Get in the truck!
吧 好 Okay.
明天打给我 Call me tomorrow.
不行 明天你敢打给她试试 No, don't you fucking dare call her tomorrow.
.哦. Oh...
容我解释几句 In-in my defense,
她真的令人很难拒绝 she's pretty hard to say no to..
知道了 不过我还是想杀了你 Noted. But I still want to kill you.
-我能理解 先生 -好 I-I understand that, sir. -Okay.
我可能真的会杀了你 And I might still fucking kill you.
我无言以对 先生 我... I have no arguments against, sir, I...
对 你的确无言以对 No. You don't have any fucking arguments against i.t..
除了我没有... Except I have no...
你没资格说什么 You ain't got no fucking argument...
-我只是希望您别这样 -闭嘴 -I just prefer if you didn't. -Shut the fuck up.
我希望你将来结婚 I hope you get fucking married one day
也有个像这样漂亮得要命的女儿 and have a daughter who's hotter than a two-dollar Rolex.
-我能说句话吗? -不行 -Can I say something? -No.
-你不明白... -不对 我明白 You don't understand---Yeah. Oh, yeah, I understand.
这就是你在镇上交朋友的方式 This is the way you introduce yourself to the town,
在一个四分卫的卡车上亲热 by fucking the quarterback in the bed of his truck?
你怎么知道他是四分卫? How'd you know he's a quarterback?
所有人都知道! Everybody knows he's a quarterback!
天吶 God.
他很出名 He's famous.
你得学会自我克制 宝贝 You're gonna have to muster some self-control, honey.
我知道 我克制了 I do. I did.
我没想跟他发生关系 I didn't mean to have sex with him,
我只是想跟他聊会天 就这样 I was just gonna jerk him off, that's all
-我只是想... -够了! -I was gonna---Stop!
拜托 看在老天的份上 亲爱的 Please. For Christ's sakes, honey.
你觉得我想知道这些吗? You think I want that in my fucking head?
我是个正常人 老爸 好吗? Tam a sexual being, Daddy, okay?
该死的 Goddamn it.
有些事情是控制不了的 Some things can't be controlled.
哦 哦 可不是嘛 你当然能控制 Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Yeah, you can.
你也该控制住 And you should.
还有 你觉得什么样的人 And by the way, what kind of guy.
但凡对女性有一点尊重 who has any fucking respect for a woman.
会在认识15分钟就想跟她亲热? tries to fuck her in the first 15 minutes he met her?
那你跟妈妈是认识多久才发生关系的? eWll, how long did you know Mama before you two had sex?
嗯? Hmm?
太久远了 我记不清了 A long time ago, I don't remember..
但我知道我们约会了一段时间 But I know we dated each other for quite a while
才做这种事... before I did any shit like that...
妈妈说你见她10分钟就带她去车上了 Yeah, well, Mama said you had her in the back seat of your car
不要 是她找不到车停在哪儿 within ten minutes of seeing her.
不然5分钟就够了 And if she had known where your car was parked,
她说她当时就想找到你的车 it would've cut five minutes off that time.
这些烟会要你的命 Those things are gonna kill you..
那我希望今晚就要 Well, I hope they do it tonight.
我跟你讲 Let me tell you something.
我小时候想养只黑猩猩 When I was a little kid, I wanted a chimpanzee.
你知道为什么吗? You know why I wanted one?
我想给他穿上水手服 I wanted to dress him up in a little sailor suit,
像电视里看到的那种牛仔装一样 a little western outfit and shit like you see on TV.
直到我长大才意识到 eWll, I grew up and realized
它们真正会做的是 that what they really fucking do
咬掉你的重要部位 is they rip your nuts out
再撕烂你半张脸 and bite half your fucking face off
还朝你扔大便 and throw shit at you.
你懂我意思吗? Do you know what I mean?
不懂 No.
好吧... Well...
对了 提醒你一声 你被禁足了 In case you haven't figured it out, you're grounded.
什么? 你不能这样 老爸 What? You can't do that, Daddy.
德州的同意年龄是17岁 The age of consent in Texas is 17.
所以禁足侵犯了我的宪法权利 So grounding me violates my constitutional rights.
听着 父女之间需要立一些规矩 Listen, fathers and daughters need to live by a code,
所以你得告诉我你一辈子都会听话 so you tell me you're a virgin until the day you die,
如果你生了孩子 and if you ever have kids,
就告诉我是用人工授精的 tell me you're artificially inseminated...
如果你能这样 我就付你的大学学费 And if you can do that for me, I'll pay for college
你的宝马车 公寓和其他所有费用 and your little BMW and the apartment and all that shit.
但千万别戳破真相 But, please, give me the illusion..
-所以你是希望我撒谎? -竭尽全力撒谎吧 So you want me to lie? -With your whole heart.
好吧 你早点告诉我不就好了 Well, you should have said that from the beginning.
哦对了 Oh, by the way?
你妈在你手机上装了定位 Your mom has a GPS tracker on your phone...
我知道 I know.
我应该多走动走动的 I should've moved around more.
但是 老爸... But, Daddy...
他太性感了 He's so fucking hot.
不能这么说 这是真相 No, no, no. That's the truth.
他在读圣经故事 我就完全沉浸其中了 He was reading Bible stories and I just got lost in 'em.
好吧 -嗯 All right. -Mm-hmm.
好姑娘 Good girl.
我爱你 老爸 I love you, Dadd.y..
先等等 Hold that thought.
阿丽安娜 这不是在强迫你 Ariana, this isn't an attempt to coerce you.
我们只是想帮你和你的孩子 e W are trying to help you and your son.
我觉得有必要指出 如果你拒绝 I think it's worth pointing out if you refuse,
我们将被迫停止对其他家庭的打款 we will be forced to withhold payment to the other families.
其他家庭都签字了 The other families signed.
他们签了一份协议 They signed an agreement
而我们还没有签 that we have yet to sign.
因为我们在等你 Because we are waiting on you..
签什么协议? Agreement to sign what?
这么快就来了 这是私人事务 先生 That didn't take long. This is a private matter, sir.
我想让他看看 I'd like him to see it.
你能帮我看看这个吗? Would you look at this for me?
好 Yeah.
你是...? And you are...?
库珀 Cooper.
库珀 "Cooper."
库珀·诺里斯? Cooper Norris?
没错 女士 Yes, ma'am.
我们正在到处找你呢 We've been looking everywhere for you..