新娘大作戰
~ 我發現 我發現 ~ ~ I found I found ~
~ 如此多的事 ~ ~ So many things ~
~ 我夢到 夢到 ~ ~ I dreamed of Dreamed of,dreamed of ~
~ 你愛上了我 ~ ~ You fell in love with me ~
~ 但我卻無法想像 無法想像 ~ ~ But I couldn't think But I couldn't think ~
~ 美夢如何能成真 ~ ~ Of how it could be ~
~ 我終於找到了我的他 ~ ~ And I finally found him ~
~ 艱辛困苦 我也會努力 ~ ~ And I'm takin'the long way out ! ~
~ 因為這將成為 這將成為 ~ ~'Cause it's gonna be It's gonna be ~
~ 我生命中特殊的一筆 ~ ~ Somethin'special to me ~
~ 我生命中特殊的一筆 ~ ~ Somethin'special to me Yeah,yeah ~
~ 時間流逝 歡樂永駐 ~ ~ Days go by and we're still laughing ~
~ 他完全屬於我 ~ ~ He's all mine ~
~ 我永不孤獨 ~ ~ And I'm never alone ~
~ 時光流逝 歡樂永駐 ~ ~ Days go by and we're still happy ~
~ 他完全屬於我 ~ ~ He's all mine alone ~
~ 對我而言 他如此特別 ~ ~ He's something special to me ~
~ 耶 耶 ~ ~ Yeah,yeah ~
~ 我終於找到了我的他 ~ ~ And I finally found him ~
~ 艱辛困苦 我也會努力 ~ ~ And I'm takin' the long way out ~
~ 因為這將成為 這將成為 ~ ~ 'Cause it's gonna be It's gonna be ~
~ 我生命中特殊的一筆 ~ ~ Somethin'special to me ~
~ 我生命中特殊的一筆 ~ ~ Somethin'special to me Yeah,yeah ~
~ 時光流逝 歡樂永駐 ~ ~ Days go by and we're still happy ~
~ 他完全屬於我 ~ ~ He's all mine alone ~
一切都從廣場酒店開始 It all began at the Plaza Hotel.
發生在二十年前的六月 twenty years ago in the month of June.
兩個母親帶著各自的女兒 麗芙和艾瑪 Two mothers brought their daughters, Liv and Emma.
到棕櫚閣來喝下午茶 here to the Palm Court for tea.
那天下午有一場婚禮 On that afternoon, there was a wedding.
有藍色的東西 There was something blue,
借來的東西(美國婚禮習俗: 有新 有舊 有借 有藍) something borrowed.
還有絕對的神奇之事 and something completely magical.
這兩個來自新澤西的女孩 And two little girls from New jersey.
從此心中有了個新的夢想 held in their hands a new dream
那就是有一天她們會找到命定之人 that one day they would find that one person
不管發生什麼他都會站在她這一邊 who would stand by them no matter what.
而找到以後 她們也要 and when they did, they too
在廣場酒店成為六月新娘 would have June weddings at the Plaza.
謝謝你 Thank you.
是的 閣下 我願意讓這高尚的人成為我的丈夫 And, yes, Your Honor, I will take this lofty man to be my husband.
我一直都知道新婚之日是我一生中最快樂的一天 I always knew my wedding would be the happiest day of my life.
我們來跳舞 直到我們有了6個孩子和1座房子 Now I will dance with you until we have six babies and a house.
你覺得廣場酒店能讓寵物進嗎? Do you think they let pets inside the Plaza?
至少我們16歲以前都不會結婚的 Well, it's not like we're getting married until we're 16 at least.
下次能讓我扮新娘嗎? Next time, can I play the bride?
艾瑪 向來是我扮新娘的 Emma, you know, I always play the bride.
~ 這會成為永存不滅的愛 ~ ~ This will be an everlasting love ~
~ 這將會... ~ 還算過得去 ~ This will be... ~ Not too shabby.
魚子醬 雞尾酒 Caviar cocktail hour
有雪茄供應 還有高級服務生 Cigar roller, white glove service
青色蘭花裝飾 音樂也很棒 Celadon cymbidium orchids. Great deejay.
那麼我們一致同意這漂亮 So we both admit it's beautiful.
是啊 但是? Um,yeah. But?
你覺得這是馬里恩·聖克雷爾的策劃嗎? Do you think it's the work of Marion St. Claire?
馬里恩真是個夢幻家 Oh. Marion's a visionary.
要是我的婚禮的話 If it had been my wedding-
你就說出來吧 現在不是六月 Oh,just say it. It ain'tjune.
這也不是廣場酒店 那真是致命傷啊 And it ain't the Plaza. It's the elephant in the room.
是啊 Yeah.
你在這啊 快看 And here you are. Oh, look.
用冰雕的鴨子 很棒是吧? A duck made out of ice. Isn't this great?
知道還有什麼很棒嗎? Know what else is great?
早點回家看你的後備錄影? Going home early and watching your backed-up TiVo?
我這麼容易被看穿? Am I that predictable?
再跳一隻舞吧 How about one more dance...
如果你讓我領舞 我就把我那份蛋糕給你 and I'll give you my piece of the cake- if you let me lead.
很好笑 Very funny.
來吧 來吧 你知道向來是我領舞的 Come on. Come on. You know I always lead.
嘿 Hey. Oh.
嗨 姑娘們 Hi, girls.
你們準備好接這束花了嗎? 我得走了 Are you ready to catch this bouquet? Gotta go.
我非常高興你們都這在 I'm so happy all of you are here.
另一方面來說 總是很有趣 On the other hand, always funny.
我知道 男人們總是那麼當回事 I know. They take it so seriously.
我工作上的朋友們 算是吧 My work friends, sort of.
我大學時代的姐妹 我的天 My college buds Oh, my God.
艾瑪·愛倫 你穿的是幾億年前穿去參加 Emma Allan, is that the same dress you wore to the Delta Gamma...
德爾塔伽瑪婦女友愛會"原因之桶"酒會的那件嗎 ""Kegs for a Cause'' semiformal, like, a bazillion years ago?
是啊 你想說什麼? 這可是件經典禮服 Yeah. What's your point? Because it's a classic.
如果一件衣服穿起來好看 那是你下了功夫 If a dress works, you work it hard.
看 這多體貼 以及忠誠 See, that is sweet. And loyal.
女朋友們幫對方說話 撐腰 Girlfriends sticking up for each other.
我很喜歡 保持下去 I like that, a lot. Keep that.
好了 你們準備好接這個了嗎? 是 Anyway, are you guys ready to catch this? Yeah.
想著它 感覺它 然後接到它 Just think about it, feel it, catch it-
一 二 三 One, two, three!
如果我要在場 早就看出苗頭了 I would have seen the signs if I'd been there.
一清二楚 看看艾瑪的眼神 獵人般淩厲 It's all right there. Look at Emma's eyes-Like a hunter's.
看看麗芙的手 你想讓這樣的手扣住你的喉嚨嗎? And Liv's hand How would you like that clasped around your throat?
那時候她們根本無法想像會傷害對方 Not that either of them can imagine hurting each other at this point.
她們怎麼會呢? 兩人已經形影不離了20年 Why should they? They've been inseparable for 20 years.
好了 慢點 Okay, slow down.
為什麼我們不能聽著iPod跑? Why can't we run with iPods?
我們不能聽著iPod跑是因為 We can't run with iPods because iPods...
iPod是給那些無法沉思的人用的 are for people who can't be alone with their own thoughts.
我完全是在繞著你跑 你知道嗎? I'm literally running circles around you. Do you know that?
你知道我能同時想多少件事嗎? Do you know how many things I can think about at once?
你知道我是多進程的 You know what a multitasker I am.
你不想跟我說話? 你就是這意思嗎? You're not enjoying my conversation? Is that what you're saying?
我傷心了 傷得很重 麗芙 我得走了 I'm hurt. I am very hurt, Liv. I gotta go.
好的 祝你愉快 愛你 All right. Have a good day. Love you.
給我打電話 告訴我會開得如何 你看著點 Call me. Tell me how the meeting goes. Watch this power walk.
你收到簡報的改動了嗎? Hey, did you get the changes to the brief?
看完了 在出租裡把重點都標出來了 很好 Read and highlighted in the cab. Great.
錢包 整個城市好像都是用棉線編的 Purse. It's like the whole city is made out of lint.
找出原告申述的弱點 是積極主動的一招 It's an aggressive approach, exploiting the weaknesses of our plaintiffs case.
我想從審判上來看這對我方有利 and I think judicially we'll find favor-
尤其是如果我們提請司法假設的話 Particularly if we pull justice Givens.
謝謝你 麗芙 Thank you, Liv.
這是我們最好的律師 賽門斯先生 Our best associate, Mr. Simmons.
也許你的辦法太主動了 Maybe your approach is too aggressive.
如果我們攻擊了他們 I mean, if we pound them.
像你建議的那樣 他們就很難願意和解了 as you suggest, they'll hardly be in the mood to settle.
賽門斯先生 你 你不瞭解我 但我 Mr. Simmons, you don't- You don't know me, but I-
我瞭解你 I know you.
你只用知道自己有多想贏就可以了 All you need to know is how badly you want to win...
因為我們是不會和解的 because we won't be settling.
你說得對 她非常出色 You're right. She's perfect.
愛倫女士? 嘿 羅伯特 什麼事? Oh, Ms. Allan? Hey, Robert. What's up?
我想德咖竇女士在找你 I think Ms. Delgado is looking for you.
是嗎? 她在附近嗎? Is she? W-Was she nearby?
她在她的房間 她在 She- She's in her room. She's-
艾瑪 你在這啊 Emma, there you are.
哦 上帝 德比 嗨 我知道 很漂亮吧? Oh, God, Deb. Hi. I know. Isn't it gorgeous?
上帝 有這樣的身材我真是覺得幸運 God, I feel so blessed to have this body.
我要遲到了 You know, I am so late
不 不 不 聽著 你得幫我的忙 No, no, no. Listen. You gotta help me out here.
你知道辯論隊的事吧? 是 You know the debate team? Yeah.
州決賽我去不了 I cannot go to the state finals.
那些孩子們討論他們那些小破事 I mean, children talking about their little problems.
你得代我去 Ugh! You gotta do it for me.
德比 我已經在幫你值晚班車的班 Yeah, Deb, I'm already doing your late bus patrol...
做啦啦隊還有留堂的工作了 and pep squad and your after-school detention.
你才是辯論隊的指導老師 我覺得不該由我 You're the debate team adviser. I don't think that I should-
我知道 我做的事太多了 I know. I do so much.
我真希望只用做最低標準量就好了 I wish I could just do the bare minimum.
真是羡慕你啊 I so admire you for that.
謝謝你 Thank you.
總之 聽著 我們這樣吧 Anyway, all right, look. Here's how we'll work it out.
辯論隊我負責 好 很好 - I'll do the debate team- Okay, good.
但是我負責的週二學習時間今年都由你來管 Uh-huh. If you take my Tuesday study halls for the rest of the year.
好嗎? 行 那...不 Okay? Yeah, that's- No.
好了 你欠我的 姑娘 All right. You owe me, girl.
從走廊裡滾出去 小孩 Get out of the hallway, kids!
你知道她為什麼要那麼做嗎? You know why she does this?
你是那學校最好的老師 不 我 You're the best teacher at that school. No, I-
她想讓你超負荷工作 你就會因擔子太重垮掉了 She's trying to overwork you, so you crack under pressure.
中學就跟叢林一樣 Middle school's a jungle.
我不知道 我覺得她有點可悲 I don't know. I think she's kind of sad.
她離過婚 離了好像有三次 I mean, she's been divorced, like, three times.
她領先我們好多啊 She's way ahead of us.
我們還不知道什麼時候能離婚呢? I mean, where are our divorces?
我得先結婚 I gotta get married first.
上帝 我恨丹尼爾 God, I hate Daniel!
不 凱文 我有麻煩要處理 No, Kevin. I'm dealing with a crisis.
你有什麼麻煩? What's your crisis?
這話的意思就是"我不想跟你說話" Uh, that's code for "I don't want to talk to you."
我明白了 謝謝你能接我的電話 Oh, I see. Well, then thank you for putting me through.
看? 我就說你穿這褲子會好看 See? I told you those jeans would look great on you.
不會太緊嗎? They aren't too tight?
不 不 完全不會 但是 No, no. Not at all. But this-
艾瑪 黃色不適合你 I mean, Emma, yellow- Not your color.
懂嗎? 說真的 不過 試試這個吧 Okay? Seriously. Oh, but you know what? Try this.
因為 你知道嗎? 給你吧 Because-You know what? Keep it.
我怎麼穿都覺得不合適 It never hung right on me anyway.
你穿當然不合適 Of course it doesn't hang right on you.
這是我的號 還是新的 It's... my size, and it's new.
是我上周跟你提過的杜嘉班納上衣 This is the Dolce blouse I told you about last week.
麗芙 我不能 嘿 嘿 打折時買的 Liv, I can't. Hey, hey. It was on sale.
我這完全是賺了 麗芙 這太貴了 I practically made money on it. Liv, it's too much.
艾瑪 艾瑪 艾瑪 說謝謝就行了 Emma, Emma. Emma- Just say thank you.just-
謝謝你 很漂亮 我很喜歡 很好 Thank you. It's beautiful. I love it. Good.
好了 艾瑪的東西 艾瑪的東西 找時間處理掉吧 Now this- Emma's stuff. Emma's stuff. Let's get rid of it at one point.
你八百年前就搬出去了 You moved out, like, a hundred years ago. Okay.
丹尼爾的毛衣? 想試試嗎? 好 我很喜歡 Daniel's sweater? Cardigan? You wanna try that? Yeah, love it.
蒂凡尼的盒子 Tiffany box.
你要訂婚了? 我要訂婚了 You're getting engaged? I'm getting engaged.
我要訂婚了 你要訂婚了 I'm getting engaged! You're getting engaged!
我的上帝 我的上帝 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
艾瑪 不 別這樣 不 麗芙 Emma- No! Stop it. No. Liv!
我必須看 別這樣 別 別 I have to look. Stop it! No! No!
不 不 No, no!
你不能阻止我 You can't stop me.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
但是應該讓他看到你第一次見到戒指時的表情 But he should see your face when you first see the ring.
說得對 Good call.
你總是替別人著想 艾瑪 You always think of others, Emma.
我從來沒想過這些 It never occurs to me like that.
我是說 有時候會 I mean, sometimes it does.
我真替你高興 I'm really happy for you.
答應我在他求婚前你誰也不會告訴 Promise me you won't tell anyone until after he proposes.
天 我當然不會 我又沒瘋 Oh, God. I would never. I'd be out of my mind.
我訂婚了 I'm engaged!
上四杯龍舌蘭 好嗎? 不 不 Can we get four tequila shots? No. No.
不 不 不 我不要 No, no, no. None for me.
行啊 這個就行 Oh, right. I'm fine.
2006年的阿卡普爾科 艾瑪和弗萊徹鬧分手 Acapulco, 2006 Emma and Fletcher on a break.
"永遠不要再跟我提那個週末" "Never talk about that weekend again."
"我孤獨鬱悶 還很饑渴 拜託 米凱爾" "I'm so lonely and confused, and very thirsty. Please, Miguel"
好了 好了 拜託別說了 Okay, okay, okay. Make it stop. Please.
好了 祝酒 All right, a toast.
致麗芙 祝賀我們這位出色的朋友 To Liv- Congratulations to an amazing friend.
同時哀悼艾瑪 麗芙的伴娘 And condolences to Emma, Liv's maid of honor.
她肯定會是有史以來最難熬的伴娘 She will surely be the most nightmarish bride ever.
這是我的職責 而且只能是我的 It is my burden and mine alone.
我很快就會報復回來的 乾杯 乾杯 I'll be repaying the favor very soon. Cheers. Drink up.
讓我急衝衝趕來是為了什麼? What did I rush down here for?
內特 我要結婚了 Nate! I'm getting married.
少來 真的 Get out. Yeah.
哦 上帝 我妹妹要結婚了 Oh, my God. Sister's gettin' married here.
新郎在哪? 他不在這 Where's-Where's the groom? Oh. Oh. He's not here.
事實上他還沒求婚呢 Well, he hasn't actually popped the question yet.
敬丹尼爾 A toast-To Daniel...
在他的認知裡 他不過是在加班 who in his own world is just working late.
但在麗芙看來他剛剛求了婚 but I guess in Liv's world has just proposed.
上帝保佑他 因為他 So God bless him for wanting...
想和我妹妹共渡餘生 to spend his life with my sister in any world.
敬麗芙 我們愛你 To Liv. We love ya.
他是個幸運的男人 He's a lucky guy.
是啊 女孩一生中的大日子 Yep. The biggest day of a girl's life.
我馬上就回來 I'm gonna be right back.
該死 我該去嗎? 我去吧 Damn. Should I? I got it.
他們都沒看到我從法學院畢業 I mean, they didn't get to see me graduate law school...
也沒讀到內特第一篇發表在紐約雜誌的文章 or read Nate's first story in New York magazine.
這次我也不能與他們分享 So I can't share this with 'em.
我也希望你的父母能在這 I wish your parents could be here too.
管他的 沒關係 我沒事 Whatever. It's fine. I'm fine.
麗芙 你是個人 Liv, you're only human.
你不需要每時每刻都冷靜自持 You don't have to have it together every minute of every day.
曾經的胖姑娘 我們都是鋼鐵打造的 Former chubby girls-We're made of steel.
還有斯普蘭達 我們是熬過來的 And Splenda. We survive.
首先 你並不胖 Well, first of all, you weren't fat.
但是 是的 你是熬過來的 But, yes, you do survive.
謝謝 艾瑪 不客氣 麗芙 Thanks, Em. You're welcome, Liv.
你會是最棒的伴娘 You're gonna be the best maid of honor.
是的 我是 我們先做什麼? Yes, I am. What do we do first?
首先 我想 First- Oh! I was thinking.
讓人先把婚求了才對吧 It might be a good idea to actually get the proposal.
看 這就是心思細密的人 See? It's that head for details.
是吧? 我就知道 Yeah, right? I know.
...人們在家裡帶著無數疑問 ...people watching this performance at home.
欣賞這次表演 with a huge question mark.
嘿 寶貝? 我想他們沒送幸運餅乾來 Hey, babe? I don't think they sent us any fortune cookies.
他們送了 就在我這呢 No, they sent 'em. I got them right here.
哦 好的 Oh, good.
好了 給你 Okay. Here we are.
我 I'm just cuing it up.
這傢伙該走人了 我很抱歉 我知道你不喜歡他 This guy's gotta go. I'm sorry. I know you like him.
他真是荒腔走掉 弗萊其 那詞是有意義的 He's very pitchy. You know, Fletch, that is actually a real thing.
荒腔走調 不只是用來形容某個人是惹你討厭的 Pitchy. It's not just code for someone you don't like.
好吧 你真荒腔走調 Oh, okay. You're pitchy.
那個是我的 Oh, uh, that one's mine.
給我 你現在對幸運餅乾都要宣佈所有權了? Please. You're really calling dibs on fortune cookies now?
是的 這個是在右邊的 好吧 沒關係 Yeah. It's on the right side. Okay, it's fine.
你的是左邊的 Yours is the left.
但要是你的幸運語比我的好 那可要歸我 But if your fortune's better than mine, I'm claiming it.
我想不會 好了 準備好了嗎? I don't think it will be. Okay. Are you ready?
一 二 One- Two.
三 Three.
這是什麼? What's this?
我想了很久我該在哪裡做 I put a lot of thought into where I was gonna do this...
最後我決定在這 and, uh, I wanna do it here.
這是我們的家 This is our home...
如果我99歲的時候 我們還在家裡做同樣的事 and if I'm 99 years old and we're doing exactly this in our home-
看電視 吃中餐外賣 TV and gettin' Chinese food-
那對我來說就夠好了 that'll be good enough for me.
那麼 艾瑪·愛倫? So, Emma Allan?
你願意嫁給我嗎? Will you marry me?
是的 是的 Yes. Yes.
今晚沒成 It didn't happen tonight.
但我不擔心 因為我肯定丹尼爾 我訂婚了 But I'm not worried, 'cause I'm sure Daniel's- I-I'm engaged.
兩分鐘前 弗萊徹剛向我求婚了 Fletcher just proposed, like, two minutes ago.
我訂婚了 I'm engaged.
顏色 無色 Color? Colorless.
切割? 明亮式 Cut? Brilliant.
淨度? 略有內含物 Clarity? Slightly included.
克拉? 快1克了 也許稍小些 Carat? Almost, maybe just under.
我肯定超出他的承受能力了 More than he could afford, I'm sure.
訂婚了? Engaged? Wow!
麗芙訂婚了 你也訂婚了 Liv's engaged. You're engaged.
太 太 That's-That's-
我過會給你打過去? C-Can I call you back?
你說艾瑪訂婚了是什麼意思? What do you mean Emma's engaged?
不 我當然高興 我怎麼會不高興呢? No. Of course I'm happy. Why wouldn't I be happy?
我覺得這很好 是的 I think it's great. Yeah.
不 你不必過來 我沒事 No, you don't have to come here. I'm fine.
我什麼都不會吃的 好的 I'm not gonna eat anything. Okay.
我有個很棒的結婚禮物 And I have the perfect wedding present.
你要和艾瑪還有弗萊徹一起住了 You are going to live with Emma and Fletcher.
你這是在氣我 You're irritating me.
難以置信 I can't believe it.
手指上帶著這東西感覺真是奇怪 看啊 It's so weird having this on my finger. I mean, hey, look.
在雨中都是亮閃閃的 炫目啊 哎喲 It even sparkles in the rain. Blinding. Ouch.
我在考慮婚禮上要請韓波當DJ So I'm thinking about getting Dj Humble to spin at my party.
但我還沒想好 會奇怪嗎? 我覺得你該請 I don't know though. Is that weird? You should go for it.
我其實不是很喜歡樂團 管他呢 I'm not really a big band kind of girl. Whatever.
這是你的婚禮 我媽媽要到婚禮那天才能來 It's your wedding. Oh. My mom can't fly up until the wedding.
她工作太忙了 但是誰在乎呢 我有你 對嗎? She's too busy with work. But who cares. I've got you, right?
是啊 我太激動了 那你跟我一起去見她嗎? Yeah. I'm so psyched. So would you come with me to meet her?
抱歉 什麼? 見誰? 瑪里安·聖克雷爾 I'm sorry. What? Meet who? Marion St. Claire.
你沒聽我說話嗎? 我跟她約了週五見 Haven't you been listening? I've got an appointment with her on Friday.
你已經約好了? 是的 You already made an appointment? Yeah.
你昨晚才剛訂婚啊 我知道 You just got engaged last night. I know.
但是理論上講 我已經晚了 But technically, I'm already behind.
如果想在廣場酒店辦 早就得預約好 You gotta book early if you want the Plaza.
廣場酒店? 我簡直不敢相信 The Plaza? I can't believe this.
怎麼了? 你為什麼生氣了? What-What's the matter? Why are you mad?
我不是生氣 不 我不是對你生氣 I'm not mad. No, not at you.
我只是不明白丹尼爾還在磨蹭什麼 I just don't know what's taking Daniel so long.
噢 天啊 我很抱歉 我不應該 Oh, God. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have-
我們不用說這個 別提了 We don't have to talk about this. Let's just drop it.
別擔心我 擔心丹尼爾吧 Don't worry about me. Worry about Daniel.
他很快就要死翹翹了 為什麼? 什麼 He's gonna be dead soon. Why? What-
回頭給你電話 你要幹什麼 Call you later. What are you go-
麗芙 讓他按自己的方式來 Liv, you let him do this his own way.
借過 借過 Excuse me. Excuse me.
借過 Excuse me!
寶貝 Honey!
你能娶我嗎? Will you just marry me, already?
好 可以 Yeah. Okay.
這不就是你想要的嗎? 這是我想要的 Isn't that what you want? 'Cause it's what I want...
如果你想娶我的話我想知道 and I just wanna know if you want to marry me.
你不是想結婚嗎? Don't you wanna get married?
寶貝 我們回頭再談這個好嗎? Honey, can we talk about this later?
你改主意了? 我看到了櫃子裡的蒂凡尼的盒子 Oh, you changed your mind? I saw the Tiffany box in the closet.
對吧? Right?
噢 上帝啊 Oh, my God.
那不是戒指? It's not a ring?
那要是鑰匙鏈的話我就殺了自己 If it's a key chain I'm gonna kill myself...
還要拖你墊背 and I'm taking you down with me.
你就不能現在在這告訴我嗎?
那是你想要做的嗎?
你想要 想要結婚嗎?
你知道我想說什麼嗎? You know what I will tell you?
我這輩子從沒碰到過比你更討厭 I have never met a more obnoxious...
更難懂 更自大 complicated, overbearing.
更漂亮 更聰明 更性感的女人 gorgeous, smart, sexy woman in my life.
而且 And-
要是你能等到今晚 if you had just waited until tonight-
那你就不是我愛上的那個女人了 then you wouldn't be the woman I fell in love with...
因為我愛的人不知道什麼叫等待 because she doesn't know how to wait.
你能幫我拿一下嗎? 好的 Will you hold that for a second? Yeah.
不過沒關係 只要我能與她共度餘生 Which is fine, as long as I get to spend the rest of my life...
努力跟上她的腳步 trying to catch up with her.
麗芙? 嗯? Liv? Hmm?
你願意嫁給我嗎? Will you marry me?
你是在求婚? 嗯 Are you proposing? Mmm.
真的? 寶貝 這真是太突然了 Really? Honey, it's so out of nowhere.
麗芙 閉嘴 願意還是不願意? 願意 願意 Liv, shut up. Yes or no? Yes. Yes.
寶貝 是的 Babe. Yes.
這跟我計畫的不一樣 你在開玩笑嗎? This is not how I planned it. Are you kidding?
我愛死"帶火辣女友上班"了 絕對的 I love ""Bring Your Hot Girlfriend to Work'' day. Totally.
那兩個年輕新娘就是如此才在 And that is the journey that brought.
那個特殊的下午來到了我家 these two young brides to my townhouse on that particular afternoon.
不 不 不 別這麼做 別在現在 我們走 No, no, no. Don't do that. Not now. Not now. Let's go.
好了 我沒事了 Okay. I'm good.
我是瑪里安·聖克雷爾 I'm Marion St. Claire.
曼哈頓最吃香的婚禮策劃人 the most sought-after wedding planner in Manhattan.
嗨 我們跟瑪里安約了一點 Hi. We're Marion's 1:00
我們都要結婚了 要給對方互當伴娘 We're both getting married, and we're both each other's maid of honor.
不可能吧 太驚人了 No way. That's incredible.
聖克雷爾女士能見你們了 Ms. St. Claire will see you now.
嗨 我是麗芙·能納 嗨 我是聖克雷爾夫人 Hi. I'm Liv Lerner. Hi, Ms. St. Claire. Wow.
這是艾瑪·愛倫 很榮幸 This is Emma Allan. What an honor.
我們是多年密友 我簡直無法相信 We've been best friends for a long time. I can't believe this.
坐下 Sit.
好的 明白 Okay. Got it.
婚禮代表著 A wedding marks the first day...
你餘生的第一天 of the rest of your life.
在這之前你們都是死亡的 You have been dead until now.
你們意識到了嗎? W-Were you aware of that?
你們現在就是死亡狀態 You're dead right now.
我明白 謝謝 I understand. Thank you.
舉個例子 安吉拉 會以死亡的狀態死去的 Angela, for example, will die dead.
我看過了她寫的關於你們的簡介 Now I've read the brief that she put together on you-
在廣場酒店的六月婚禮? June weddings at the Plaza.
那麼是完全沒有可能了? So it's not even a remote possibility?
如果你們去別的地方 完全沒機會 If you'd gone elsewhere, not a chance.
但是你們找到了我 But you've come to me.
叫我夢想實現者 我會答應的 Call me dream catcher. I'll answer.
夢想實現者 Ooh. Dream catcher.
我剛好有 I happen to have...
六月份三個在廣場酒店的空缺 three openings at the Plaza in june.
兩個是六月的第一個週六 Two the first Saturday...
還有一個是六月的最後一個週六 and one the last Saturday.
也就是6號和27號 That would be the 6th and the 27 th.
我父母的紀念日就是6號 真是上天註定 Oh! My parents' anniversary is the 6th. That's so meant to be.
我的天 是啊 Oh, my gosh! Yeah.
那我就選27號的 太好了 Well, then I'll take the 27 th. Great.
你們需要跟新郎討論一下吧 Um, you'll wanna discuss this with your grooms.
不用 那好 No. All right then.
在這簽名 Just sign and...
定好日子 date these.
好的 現在感覺真是好啊 Okay. This feels pretty good right now, I gotta say.
現在我們要討論一下主題 Now, uh, we should discuss themes.
簡約大方 經典傳統 Uh, elegant minimalism- Classic traditionalism-
同時有浪漫氣氛 又有時尚元素 with romantic textures. and trendy infusion.
讓我印象深刻 真的? I'm impressed. Really?
我們非常喜歡你 她是想說 想說 謝謝你 Well, we love you so much. She means- She means "Thank you."
預約1點15的人到了 聖克雷爾夫人 Your 1:15 is here, Ms. St. Claire.
非常感謝你們 Thank you... so much.
我這有給你們的東西 I have packets for you up front.
都是新娘才對你說 Bride to bride,
廣場酒店的六月婚禮還有一個空位 there's only one June opening left at the Plaza.
上帝 謝謝你 你真是體貼 Oh, my God. Thank you. You are so sweet.
聖克雷爾女士 首先 我對您很著迷 Ms. St. Claire, first off, I'm obsessed with you.
很榮幸能夠 坐下 Uh, it's an honor and a privilege. Sit.
當然 Sure.
六月 在廣場酒店 June. At the Plaza.
看看她們 天真地對她們 Look at them-So blissfully unaware.
婚禮日期的影響毫不知情 of the implications of their wedding date.
你看當時 六月不過是三個半月之遙 You see, at this point,June was a mere three and a half months away-
在婚禮紀年中 不過是轉瞬之間 A blink of an eye, in wedding time.
~ 有婚禮 有生活 有愛 ~ ~ Got my dreams, got my life, got my love ~
~ 有朋友 有陽光 ~ ~ Got my friends Got the sunshine above ~
~ 我為什麼還要對自己這麼嚴厲 ~ ~ Why am I making this hard on myself ~
~ 當這有這麼多的理由讓我感到 ~ ~ When there's so many beautiful reasons I have to be ~
~ 幸福 ~ ~ Happy ~
~ 耶 ~ ~ Yeah ~
我的天 我的天 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
王小姐 Miss Wang
蕾絲 緊身 Ohh- Lace bodice.
巴斯克式收腰 10層薄紗 Basque waist, 10-layer tulle-
你應該試試這件 You should try it on.
不 不 不 我要穿我媽媽的婚紗 No. No, no. I'm wearing my mom's dress.
艾瑪 你確定嗎? Emma, are you sure?
你媽媽的裙子是漂亮 Your mom's dress is beautiful,
但這是你的夢想還是你媽媽的? but is- is it your dream or hers?
是我的 是我的 我是想給她驚喜 It's mine. It's mine. I wanna surprise her.
但這是你的大日子 But it is your day.
你就不能在母親節給她送一大盒巧克力 Can't you just send her a big box of chocolates on Mother's Day...
然後穿你想穿的裙子? 這真的非常漂亮 and get the dress you want? It's really pretty.
而且我確實喜歡露肩的 我也是 And I do love strapless. Me too.
我覺得我背叛了我媽媽的婚紗 I feel like I'm cheating on my mom's dress.
我不能 不能 我對我的當時的決定很滿意 I can't. I can't. I've very comfortable with my decision.
我要把它掛回去 掛回去 好吧 I'm just gonna put it back. Put it back. Okay.
但是要是你喜歡的話 But I mean, if you like it...
你應該試試 不 是你先看到的 you should try it on. No. You saw it first.
拜託 這理由可不怎麼樣 Please. That's a terrible reason.
我們要試試這件 行嗎? We're gonna try this on, okay?
不 我要 試穿一下 No, uh, I'm gonna... try it on.
這迷人了 真是完美 It's stunning. It's perfect.
我知道 對嗎? I know. Right?
我也許該再看看 I should probably keep looking.
你覺得會有比王薇薇的更好的嗎? Do you think there is something better than Vera Wang?
對不起 不是有人把這稱作 I'm sorry. Do they keep that next to the something
比巧克力更好的東西? that is better than chocolate?
麗芙 要了這婚紗 要是你改變主意了呢? Liv, get the dress. What if you change your mind?
小心婚禮前不要發胖了 Just be very careful about any pre-wedding weight gain.
不能調整薇薇來適應你 只有你調整來適應薇薇 You don't alter a Vera to fit you; you alter yourself to fit Vera.
發胖 拜託 是啊 我會失去控制? Weight gain. Please. Yeah. Right. Me lose control?
看到這雙眼神了嗎? 你知道這是什麼嗎? You see these eyes? You know what that is?
堅定 對了 Focus. That's right.
是交流 還有堅定 Well, it's contacts- and focus.
這件我要了 很好 You know, I'll take it. Perfect.
我再給你們拿些香檳來 I'll get you more champagne.
瑪里安 Marion.
發生了一個可怕的錯誤 A terrible mistake has been made...
我敢跟你們保證這在 one I assure you has never happened before...
聖克雷爾從來沒發生過 in the House of St. Claire.
你們的婚禮被定在了同一天 Your weddings have been booked on the same day.
你能再說一遍嗎 對不起 什麼? Can you say that again? I'm sorry. What?
你們的婚禮被預約在了同一天 Your weddings have been scheduled for the same date.
操你娘 你瘋了嗎? Mother "F." Are you insane?
廣場酒店是我們這輩子的夢想 The Plaza is our lifelong dream.
安吉拉弄混了日子 Angela... mixed up the dates.
你們現在都要在6月6號結婚 You are now both set to be married June 6...
而另一個新娘是在6月27號 and the other bride on June 27.
下一個空缺是在6月15號 The next available date at the Rlaza is June 15
太好了 我要了 三年之後 Perfect. I'll take it. Three years from now.
這沒 不 我不能 This is no- No, I can't-
這沒問題 等等 這沒問題 It's no problem. Hold on. It's no problem.
因為我能協調好 我就是以協調為生的 Because I'll negotiate it. I negotiate for a living.
我會讓另一個新娘跟你換日子的 相信我 I'll get the other bride to switch her dates with you. Trust me.
對這張臉你說不了"不" You can't say no to that face.
是啊 但是我們的保密協議 Yes, well, our confidentiality agreement.
讓我沒法告訴你她是誰 means that I cannot tell you who she is...
那麼你們誰願意換個地方? so which one of you will choose a different venue?
我現在就走了 聖克雷爾女士 I'm leaving right now, Ms. St. Claire.
我奉勸你一句 親愛的 Word to the wise, dear- and also to you-
別說在我這工作過 do not use me as a reference.
你好 安吉拉 快 Hello, Angela. just...
告訴我們那個新娘在那 tell us where the other bride is...
那樣大家都沒事 and nobody's gonna get hurt.
嗨 你好 思黛絲 Hi. Hello, Stacy.
你好嗎? 我們是艾瑪和麗芙 How are you? It's Emma and Liv.
你看起來真漂亮 是不是瘦了? You look gorgeous. Did you lose weight?
你想讓我改結婚的日期? You want me to change the date of my wedding?
是啊 那就太好了 Yeah. That'd be great.
不 你6號結 把27號讓給我 No. You take the 6th, give me the 27 th-
她就成了你同日結婚的新娘伴兒了 She can be your wedding buddy.
我很棒的 真的 別碰我 I'm a ball. Really. I am. Don't touch me.
我們談談價錢吧 Let's talk numbers.
每個婚禮都有價 寶貝 你的是多少? Every wedding has a price, hon. What's yours?
你別想買通我 所以還是那句話 不 You can't buy me. So again, no.
不 不 不 一千遍也是 不 No, no, no. A thousand times, no.
祝你們好運 女士們 Good luck, ladies.
你肯定有病 There's something wrong with you.
你不改主意就別想走 You're not leaving until you change your-
她瘋了 She's crazy
改日期就好 她瘋了 誰叫一下保安 just change your date. She's crazy! Somebody call Security.
你改日期都不願意 你瘋了 You won't even change your date! You're crazy!
你沒必要 It's unnecessary
用那麼大的勁 她也推了我呢 for you to touch me so hard. Technically, she pushed me too.
好了 祝你們愉快 管他的 Come on. Have a nice day. Whatever.
我們可以起訴 可以起訴 We could sue. We could sue.
你是律師 我們可以告他們所有人 You're a lawyer. We could sue 'em all.
我們可以告廣場酒店 We could sue the Plaza.
可以告瑪里安 可以告安吉拉 We could sue Marion. We could sue Angela-
有什麼用呢? 他們誰也沒法改變 What's the point? None of them are gonna make it right.
不 這全靠我們自己 我希望我的婚禮上有你 No. It's up to us. I want you at my wedding.
不管用什麼方法實現 And whichever way this works out...
我們中有一個換日子出嫁就行了 one of us will just have to be married on a different day.
當然 你知道 我也希望我的婚禮上有你 Absolutely. I mean, you know, I want you at my wedding.
當然 如果我們找不到方法解決的話 Obviously. If we can't think of any other way out of this...
只要有個一人能靈活點就好 one of us will simply have to be flexible.
是啊 我們中有一個換地方就行 Yeah. One of us will just have to change venues.
對 我們中的一個 Right. One of us could.
也許不該是 Probably, um, not.
存了幾十年錢就為了這天的那個 the one of us who's been saving up for a decade...
因為跟另一個比起來 她賺的不過是蠅頭小利 because she makes a pittance compared to the other one of us, but-
是啊 也許是的 True. I mean, or it would be...
如果另一個不是想在廣場酒店結婚想到要死的話 if the other one of us wasn't so desperate to get married at the Plaza...
因為對她來說 because the Plaza, practically,
廣場酒店是她童年唯一的美好回憶 is the only happy memory she has of her childhood.
所以 這 是啊 So, oops. That's- Right.
得有一個人換日子 是的 One of us will have to move her date. Yep.
得有一個人那麼做 One of us will.
在我們決定下來之前 我們不要把計畫定死 And until one of us decides, we shouldn't make any concrete plans.
同意 在把事情都定下了前還有段時間 Agreed. There's some time before we lock things in.
我們什麼都不要做 對 Let's just not do anything- Right.
直到有一個人換結婚日期 行 until one of us moves her date. Okay.
那麼 So, um-
回頭再說 我們中的有一個 Talk to you soon. One of us should-
該給另一個打電話 Call the other one.
某人還沒給我打電話 但是你知道嗎? One of us hasn't called me yet, but you know what?
她會換日子的 She's gonna move her date.
妥協的總是她 還是孩子時就是 記得嗎? She always was the bendy one, even as a kid, remember?
是啊 在我聽來她可不會輕易妥協 Yeah, she didn't sound too bendy to me.
我給弗萊其打電話 但她接了 I called Fletch, and she picked up.
他明天晚上要幫我報稅 He's doin'my taxes tomorrow night.
你不能跟他稱兄道弟 現在不行 You can't get all buddy-buddy with him. Not now.
總之 丹尼爾可以幫你報稅 他是搞金融的 Anyway, Daniel can do your taxes. He's "financey."
我做的是對沖基金 我們不怎麼弄稅 It's a hedge fund, babe. We don't do a lot of tax prep.
管那麼多 我們的稅都是你在弄 弗萊其給我 Whatever. You do our taxes. Fletch has been my accountant
當了6年會計了 我要去 for six years. I'm going.
你太無理取鬧了 舉行雙人婚禮不就行了 You're being ridiculous. Just have a double wedding.
當我們什麼人啊 41歲的老雙胞胎? What are we, 41 -year-old twin sisters?
寶貝 雙人婚禮 Babe! Double wedding.
雙人婚禮 我覺得這點子很棒 A double wedding. I think that's a great idea.
那該多熱鬧啊 不 It would be a hell of a party. You know, uh, no.
這輩子我什麼事都跟麗芙分享 I've shared everything my whole life with Liv.
我只是希望那天完全屬於自己 就一次 I'd kinda like my own day just-just once.
我知道 蟲蟲 這就是全部了? 煤氣收據都在這 I know, bug. Is this everything? This is all your gas receipts-
都是隨手往鞋盒裡扔的 我也不清楚 Threw it all in the shoe box. I don't know.
在廣場酒店結婚也是我的夢想 It's my dream too-To get married at the Plaza.
我從16歲起就開始存錢了 I have been saving since I was 16.
我只是需要幾天時間 去放棄 I just need a few more days to. let it go.
我會找到新的夢想的 麗芙有比我更好的理由 I'll find a new dream. Liv's reasons are better than mine.
這就像《美國偶像》 明白嗎? It's like American Idol, all right?
麗芙就是賽門 啊 天 Liv is the Simon. Ugh. God.
無意冒犯 但是你就是珀拉 I mean, no offense. But you're the Paula.
就算選手唱得很爛 你也會稱讚他們的服裝 Even when they can't sing, you compliment their outfit.
善解人意 但是人人都聽賽門的 It's nice. Well, but everyone listens to Simon.
我不會娶賽門 我會給自己找個珀拉 I wouldn't marry Simon. I'd marry me some Paula.
這個不錯 隨便選一個吧 我哪個都行 That's nice. Just pick one. I'm fine with any of'em.
看? 知道我為什麼需要伴娘了吧 你根本不在乎 See? That's why I need a maid of honor. You don't care.
我 嘿 你想讓她回來? I- Hey, you wanna have her back in the game?
你知道你該怎麼做 越快越好 You know what you're gonna have to do, and the sooner the better.
我們好通知客人們 正是 We need to give our guests some notice. Exactly.
這就是為什麼日期通知帖那麼重要 Which is why save-the-dates are so key,
但是你卻毫不在乎 but you don't care.
我不是不在乎 那你還接電話 It's not that I don't care. Well, get your phone then.
你好? 男人 Hello? Men.
弗萊其 不 沒什麼事 在挑日期通知帖和請柬 Yo, Fletch. No, nothin' much. Just lookin' at save-the-dates or invites.
我們明天還是按原計劃? 是 當然 Are we still on for tomorrow? Yeah, totally.
你那麼有什麼進展嗎? 麗芙有沒有絲毫動搖? Any sign of progress on your end? Is Liv softening at all?
沒可能 想讓她先妥協是沒可能的 No way. And there's no way she's gonna blink first.
她倆都一周沒講過話了 They haven't spoken for a week.
按女人紀年那都是一個世紀了 That's a century in girl years.
婚禮是哪點讓她們怎麼起勁的? What is it about weddings that makes 'em so worked up?
是啊 我也摸不著頭腦 I know. I have no idea.
這就是在最不合適的時候讓男人知道你很瘋狂 It's, like, the wrong time to let the guy know that you're crazy.
你明白我的意思嗎 我不會那麼幹的 是啊 You know what I mean? It's not how I'd play it. Yeah.
你知道嗎? 她回來了 Oh, you know what? She's here now.
我們明天見? 好的 I'll see you tomorrow? All right.
嘿 Hey.
嗨 甜心 嗨 Hi, sweetie. Hi.
啦啦隊怎麼樣? 我恨啦啦隊 How was pep squad? I hate pep squad.
我尤其恨啦啦隊的小女生 I particularly hate peppy teenage girls...
她們堅持人人要充滿激情 定要激情 who insist everyone be aggressive- B.E. aggressive.
就好像生活裡除了激情就沒別的了 It's, like, there are no other pathways in life besides aggression, you know?
我要給麗芙打電話 I'm gonna call Liv.
真的? 是的 Really? Yeah.
艾米和瑪瑞莎要給我們搞個聯合單身派對 Amie and Marissa are throwing us that joint shower...
而且讓這些事都過去挺好的 對嗎? and it'd be good to have all this behind us by then. Right?
你確定 是的 You sure? Yeah.
是 我同意 我剛跟丹尼爾通過話 她帶著手機呢 Yeah. I agree. I was just talkin' to Daniel. She's on her cell.
你該打給她 他們在外面弄日期通知帖什麼的 You should call her. They're out doin' their save-the-dates or whatever.
什麼? 你該聯繫她 What? You should hit her up.
你必須定下日子 You have to know your "date" date...
才能發日期通知貼 to send out your save-the-dates.
我們本都該等著 她卻 We were both gonna wait, and she- she-
我簡直 無法相信 I ca- I can't believe it.
你無法相信? 真的? 那可是麗芙 You can't believe this? Really? It's Liv.
她總把自己放在第一位 不 She's always thinking about number one. No.
這次不行 不 不行 不行 Not this time. No. No, no, no, no, no.
我也是新娘 好嗎? I am a bride too. Okay?
我也是第一位 I'm number one too.
我 你是我的第一位 我明白 這就是我的想法 I-You are my number one. I know. That's how I feel.
蟲蟲 你在幹什麼? Bug, what are you doing?
主題 聽著 聽著 不 不要 Subject- Listen. Listen. No, no, no, no, no.
緊急情況 這不是封垃圾郵件 Emergency. This is not spam.
我將在6月6號舉行婚禮 I'm getting married,June 6-
你用不著那麼大勁敲鍵盤 You don't have to slam on the keys.
在廣場酒店 請務必到場 親親抱抱 艾瑪 The Plaza Hotel. Be there. X-O-X-O-X-O-X-O. Emma.
通訊錄 抄送所有人 Address book. B.C.C. everyone.
噢 除了你 麗芙 Oops. Not you, Liv.
發送 And send.
緊急急急 這不素垃圾郵件 ""Emergen-C-C-C. "Thys' is "nit' spam.
我將在6月6號舉行婚禮 I'm get married.June 6th.
"克 傑 誒"? "卡佳"? "K.j.A."? "Kuh-jaw"?
艾瑪 "Emma."
"卡佳 艾瑪"是什麼意思? What is "kuh-jaw, Emma"?
太好了 艾瑪的婚禮會比我們的好 Great. Emma's wedding's gonna be better than ours was.
葛籣 Glen
也許她的婚姻也會更好 Maybe her marriage will be better too.
不會充滿了孤獨與悲哀 Not filled with loneliness and sadness.
希望你能考慮到我和艾米的立場 I hope you can appreciate the positions Amie and I are in.
我們不想偏袒哪方 放鬆 We're not taking sides. Relax.
在想出解決辦法前 我們不會做任何計畫的 We're not making any plans until we figure this out.
你還真是冷靜啊 是啊 You're so cool about it. Yeah.
不然我還能怎麼樣? How else am I gonna be?
不是偏袒誰 但是我必須得說 I mean-Without taking sides though, I have to say...
艾瑪的日期通知郵件也簡短得有點傻了吧 Emma's save-the-date e-mail was a smidge tacky.
就一句 "6月6號在廣場酒店" 外加一個笑臉? I mean, "june 6 at the Plaza," smiley face?
下次會是什麼 桃心眼睛? What's next, hearts over her i's?
她是怎麼想的啊? 噢 嘿 Come on, really- What was she thinking? Oh, hey.
我知道 是吧? 太傻了 I know, right? That was so tacky.
晴天霹靂 嗨 嗨 海蒂 It's shocking. Hi. Hi, Heidi.
噢 伊莉莎白 我愛死我的戒指了 我的天 Oh, Elizabeth, I love my ring. Oh, my gosh.
艾瑪 Emma?
你已經發了日期通知帖了? You sent out your save-the-dates?
是啊 我確實發了 Yeah, I did, actually.
很吃驚吧? Surprised?
那麼我們中的某個人 So one of us...
是不打算改日子了? is not moving her date?
你讓我吃驚 麗芙 真的 Well, you amaze me, Liv. You really do.
你從不問我想要什麼 You-You never ask me what I want.
你總自以自己的想法是對的就行了 You just figure you know best, end of story.
"艾瑪 穿這個 艾瑪 那麼說" "Emma, wear this. Emma, say that."
艾瑪已經受夠了 Well, Emma's pretty frickin' tired of it.
不要以為我沒注意到你有多麼憤怒 Don't think I didn't notice how totally freaked out...
就因為我膽敢比你先訂婚 you were because I had the nerve to get engaged before you did.
好了 給我等等 首先 丹尼爾12月就買了戒指了 Okay, wait. First of all, Daniel bought that ring in December.
好嗎? 所以這麼算 我在先 Okay? So officially, I was first.
噢 可悲 可悲 Oh, pathetic. Pathetic!
第二 總有人讓你做你不喜歡的事 Second, people always make you do things you don't wanna do.
艾瑪 就好像你是個軟骨頭 等等 對了 Emma, it's like you don't have a spine. Oh, wait. That's right.
你就是個軟骨頭 You don't have a spine.
是沒人能說你軟弱 麗芙 No one could accuse you of being soft, Liv.
你上來就搶了瑪里安給出的6月的頭個空缺 You grabbed the first date in June Marion offered.
都沒先問問我 without even asking me first.
至少我沒有因為懼怕落單而 At least I'm not so terrified of being alone...
一輩子都只知道討人歡心 that I people-please my way through life.
艾瑪 你總是將就 Emma, you settle.
你的意思說我找弗萊徹是將就? Are you saying that I'm settling with Fletcher?
我指的可不是弗萊徹 I wasn't thinking about Fletcher.
這可是你自己說的 You came up with that one on your own.
改日子 麗芙 Move your date, Liv.
你改日子吧 艾瑪 You move your date, Emma.
已成定局了 你輸了 It's done. You lose.
你的婚禮最好小心點 Your wedding better watch it.
你說什麼? What did you just say?
我說你的婚禮現在應該感到害怕了 I said your wedding should be very scared right now.
如果我是你的婚禮 我睡覺都不敢閉上眼睛 If I were your wedding, I'd sleep with one eye open.
你幹嘛不留著你的威脅給丹尼爾聽? Why don't you just save your threats for Daniel?
你不就是這樣才讓他求的婚? After all, isn't that how you got a proposal out of him?
我就是這麼搞定的 操你的婚禮 That's how I did it. Your wedding can suck it.
你說什麼? 操我的婚禮? What did you just say? My wedding can suck it?
我說操你的婚禮 你的婚禮會 - I said your wedding can suck it. - Your wedding can s- be-
我要說 你的會 I mean, yours can be, um-
會 會是 Can-Can be, uh-
不是這個 not that-
拜託 Please.
再見 女士們 嘿 麗芙 Bye, ladies. Hey, Liv.
什麼 Yes.
你的婚禮會是個巨型的 Your wedding will be huge.
就跟畢業舞會時你的屁股似的 Just like your ass at prom.
我們玩完了 We're done.
艾瑪·愛倫和弗萊徹·福萊森 婚禮請柬
6月6號 週六 5點
奧利維亞·本納和丹尼爾·威廉姆斯 婚禮請柬
6月6號 週六 5點 定好了 5.00, Saturday,june 6. Done.
好了 很好 Done. Good.
現在我們只要儘快給你重找一個伴娘就行了 Now we just have to find you another maid of honor, uh, and fast.
你和她呆在一起的時間會比跟新郎的都長 You'll be spending more time with her than with the groom.
我的朋友不想偏袒任何一方 My friends won't take sides.
誰說必須是朋友了? Who says it has to be a friend?
不 不 不 不是女儐相 這位置行嗎? No! No! Not just a bridesmaid. This spot okay?
是的 是伴娘 伴娘 Yeah. Maid of honor. Maid of honor.
是啊 我們在法學院的時候那麼要好 Yeah. We were so close in law school.
那個興趣組真是太傻了 That study group was nuts.
噢 甜心 你是我二堂姐最好的朋友 Oh, sweetie, you are my second cousin's best friend.
你當然是我伴娘的首選 Of course you were at the very top of my maid of honor list.
真的 卡拉 凱特琳? Honestly, Carla. Caitlin?
愛瑞琳 不 我沒跟他上過床 Erin, no. I did not sleep with him.
好吧 我是跟他睡過 All right, okay. I did, actually.
一次 就兩次 Once. Twice.
這有什麼影響? 他是個廢物 很差勁 What difference does it make? He was a loser, and he was lousy in-
是嗎? 真的? 我沒聽說 You did? Really? I didn't hear that-
生了兩個孩子? 你們的孩子肯定很可愛 Two kids? Wow. You guys must have had really cute kids.
是啊 替我跟他問好 Uh, yeah. Tell him I say hi, and-
我正上出租呢 回頭再給你打電話 Actually, I'm hopping into a cab, so I'm gonna give you a call a little later.
凱文? 什麼? Kevin? Yeah?
我想給你升職 I'd like to promote you-
升成男伴娘 to mister of honor.
我有 這 這 給錢的嗎? Do I get- Is-Is it, like, a pay thing?
不 就是種榮譽 No.just- It's just an honor.
讓你的同學讀讀你的稿子 我覺得這主意很好 Uh, have a classmate read your draft. I think that's a great idea.
因為通過讓同學讀你的稿子 Because by letting a classmate read your draft-
感謝上帝 好了 你們把剩下的完成了 Oh, thank God. All right. You guys finish the rest of this.
自己讀就行 Just read it yourselves.
你看到我留的條了嗎? 是的 Did you get my note? Yeah.
你今天能幫我做晚班車的巡視嗎? Can you take my late bus patrol today?
當然 Sure.
德比? 什麼? Deb? Yeah?
什麼? Yeah?
我知道我們算不上朋友 不算嗎? I know we're not exactly friends- We're not?
那我為什麼老要幫你的忙? 你從來沒 Then why am I always doing you favors? You never do me-
沒什麼 Never mind.
你願意當我的伴娘嗎? How'd you like to be my maid of honor?
我能自己選禮服嗎? Do I get to pick out my own dress?
我想引入注意 所以衣服必須好 I tend to draw the eye, so it's gotta be good.
當然 Absolutely.
也許我會給些建議 但是 I mean, you know, I might make some suggestions, but-
但是我現在事真的很多 很需要幫忙 Oh, you know, I'm really swamped though. I'd need a lot of help.
你以為新娘是幹什麼用的? What do you think the bride is for?
就是為了讓伴娘更輕鬆的 對嗎? To make the maid of honor's life easier, right?
好吧 拜託了 I mean, come on. Please.
好吧 既然你都求我了 Aw. All right. Since you begged-
好的 我會給你當伴娘的 Okay. I'll be your maid of honor.
會很棒的 It's gonna be great.
我能提個建議嗎? Hey, can I make a suggestion?
你們聽說過"皮諾基歐"嗎? Have you ever heard of""pee-not gree-gio''?
是種很好的白葡萄酒 It's this really nice white wine.
非常有品位 It's very elegant.
你的樂隊 是的 Now, your music is- Yes.
還沒定下來 很遺憾 韓波那天沒空 still pending, and, sadly, D.j. Humble is no longer available on that date.
但是他跟我說好了啊 算是吧 Oh? But he and I had a deal- in principle.
我這的另一個新娘開了更高的價 Yes, well, one of my other brides outbid you.
當然 我不能告訴你她的名字 I can't give you her name, of course.
那個賤人 That bitch!
不是你 不 是另一個 Not you. No, a different one.
一個人 A person.
天 她膽真小 God, she's scary.
你不是覺得麗芙 不 我是那麼想的 You don't think that Liv- Yeah, I do.
不 不 她知道那對我意味著什麼 No. No. She knew how much that meant to me.
這太殘忍了 她真是刻薄 - It's too cruel. It's too mean-spirited. - Too in character?
等等 Hang on. Wait.
你是不是跟我說過她的婚紗是王薇薇的? Didn't you tell me she's wearing a Vera Wang?
是的 我聽說那牌子的很緊身 Yes. I read those run really tight...
而她曾經胖得跟牛似的 and she's kind of an ex-heifer.
不 不 她 No. No, she's-
她是有點 She's- Little bit.
太好吃了 非常棒 That is good. Excellent.
這是奶油乳酪嗎? 就是奶油乳酪 Is that like cream cheese? It is cream cheese.
真是潤滑 Like a hint.
艾瑪選了蛋糕了嗎? 還是關心我們的事吧 好嗎? Has Emma chosen her cake yet? Let's keep to our own work, shall we?
選花吧 尤福麗婭開了個價 Now, as for the flowers, Eufloria has put in a bid.
我們的蛋糕不能一樣 We just can't have the same cake, that's all.
我的蛋糕必須是七層的 And I have to have the seven-tiered...
白巧克力花邊的德國奶油蛋糕 white chocolate-curl torte,
用杏仁碎和可食用珍珠點綴 enrobed in marzipan with edible pearls and flourishes.
那你放心 Well, you're safe.
艾瑪選的蛋糕可沒這麼奢華 Emma has chosen a less extravagant cake.
她總是說她不需要 And she's always saying that she doesn't need...
通過大手大腳花錢來讓人印象深刻 to impress people with how much she can spend.
我跟我的冰雕師若羅德斯確認一下 好的 I'm just going to check my ice sculptor Rolodex. Right.
我的天 Oh, my God.
她這是在中傷我 That was a dig at me.
艾瑪覺得我是在炫富? Emma thinks I'm showing off?
我從沒想過我掙錢多讓她不爽了 看來我是錯了 I never thought she resented how much money I made, but I guess I was wrong.
真的? 我可沒看出來她 Really? I didn't get that from what she-
瑪里安相信她說的 Marion's eating it up.
她更喜歡艾瑪 She likes Emma best.
艾瑪總能獲得同情票 Emma always gets the sympathy vote.
我從來都不會得到同情票 不是嗎? I never get the sympathy vote, do I?
也許這麼要求人有點太過分 Well, maybe it's asking a little bit too much of people-
我還擔心她的蛋糕 I was worried about her cake.
搞不好就是兩塊蜂蜜蛋糕加一個巧克力派 It could be two Ding-Dongs and a Yodel for all I care.
那是什麼? 那是什麼? What's that? What's that?
別 Don't-
舞蹈課? Dance lessons?
該死 她還真是爭強好勝 Damn, she's competitive.
他們舞跳得肯定會比我們好 Their dance is totally gonna be better than ours.
再讓我看看金絲雀黃 蒲公英黃 金絲雀 Let me see Canary Song again. Dandelion. Canary.
就沒有介於兩者之間的顏色嗎? Isn't there something in between?
像是深金絲雀黃? Sort of like a burnt Canary.
他們成長過程的視訊短片? 是嗎? Video montage of their lives? Really?
這肯定是弗萊徹的主意 那只是 It's gotta be Fletcher's idea. That's just-
肯定會有他們小時候的照片 It's gonna be, like, pictures of them as babies.
只有一顆牙的艾瑪 You know, Emma with one tooth...
穿著超人服的弗萊徹 太俗了 and Fletcher in his little superhero outfits. It's tacky.
有什麼事? Can I help you?
麗芙·能納的快遞 是巧克力 Yeah. Delivery for Liv Lerner. That's chocolate.
我收下了 I'll take that.
看起來不錯 Mmm. Looks good.
"麗芙 這是你應得的" "Liv, you deserve this and more."
丹尼爾真是太體貼了 Isn't Daniel the sweetest?
我就吃一顆 謝謝 I'll just have one. Thanks.
就一顆 Just one.
她在上面嗎? 是的 W-Was she up there? Yeah.
沒辦法拿回來了? 不 不 不行 Oh. And it's impossible to go get them back? No, no, no, no.
她已經吃了半盒了 女士 45塊 She ate half the box already, lady. Forty-five dollars.
好的 Yes. Okay.
這是事先說好的 That is the agreed upon-
但是你要知道 But just so you know-
要是你知道是怎麼回事 你覺得會站在我這邊的 if you heard what was actually going on, you would totally side with me.
你不給小費? 我以為已經包括小費了 You gonna tip me? I thought that was including tip...
但我還是會再給小費 因為我是珀拉 but anyway, I'll give it to you because I'm the Paula.
我想了很久 You know, I've been thinking.
如果你真想搞砸艾瑪的第一支舞 If you really want to mess with Emma's first dance-
也不是沒有辦法 繼續說 There are ways. Tell me more.
我不知道 寶貝 舞蹈課? I don't know, baby. Dance class?
得了 我們會跳舞 Come on. We know how to dance.
就是只慢舞 我們在大學時跳的那種 It's a slow dance. It's like we did in college.
只是華爾滋 不是牽個手就行了的 It's a waltz. It's a little more precise than just holding each other up.
而且瑪里安說第一支舞也向大家 And besides, Marion says that our first dance...
展示了我們的夫妻風格 自然 - introduces our couple style to the world. Oh, well, naturally...
我是很在乎我們的夫妻風格的 I'm incredibly concerned with our couple style.
空間 Space
我是瑞奇·庫 I am Ricky Coo...
舞蹈博士 the Doctor of Dance.
我教你們動作 教你們旋律 I bring you motion. I bring you rhythm.
還教你們性感 I bring you sex.
請準備好 我們跳舞吧 Please, get on your feet, and let's dance
~ 你們準備好了嗎? ~ ~ Y'all ready for this? ~
~ 跳起來 ~ ~ Dance ~
也許瑪里安不該這麼大力推薦 Maybe Marion shouldn't be recommending
舞蹈博士瑞奇·庫 Ricky Coo, Doctor of Dance so much.
是啊 我不看好瑞奇 Yeah. I don't know about Ricky.
很好 你們做熱身了 Good for you. Doing warm-ups.
我聽到你們的語音留言了 Yeah, I got your voice mail
說想把課從1點推遲到4點 saying you wanted to push the lesson from 1 .00 to 4.00.
你們來了多久了? How long have you been here?
我的天 Oh, my God.
什麼? 是麗芙 What? Liv.
請給我們幾分鐘 誰會幹出這種事? Uh,just give us a second. I mean, who does that?
她現在是徹底瘋了 不過我也不覺得驚訝就是了 She's finally gone completely crazy. Not that I'm surprised at all.
她一直瘋瘋癲癲的 I mean, she's always been nuts.
我知道 給我們的夫妻風格搗亂? I know. And messing with our couple style?
這次我絕不會放過她 很好 There is no way I'm letting her get away with that. Good.
我真為丹尼爾感到遺憾 You know who I feel sorry for is Daniel.
他以後連自己的生活都不能掌控了 He's not even gonna be able to control his own wife.
什麼? What?
我是說 那可是麗芙 她從不考慮 所以? No, I'm just saying- It's Liv. Because she never thinks about- And?
我要進去了 什麼嘛? I'm going inside. What?
婚禮前的最後一個月最能考驗新人 The final month before the big day is a litmus test for couples.
考驗他們的合作能力 解決問題 溝通的能力 of how they work together, solve problems, communicate.
初期的甜蜜過去了 緊張開始進駐 The early, happy glow is over, and the nerves begin to set in.
對某些新人來說 With some couples,
這會引發他們交往中最本質的矛盾 it brings out the fundamental conflicts in their relationship.
對另外的新人 幸運的那些 With other couples, the lucky ones.
這反而彰顯出他們關係的和諧 it highlights the essential harmony of their partnership.
當然 即使是最幸運的新娘 Of course, even the luckiest bride
也需要點東西來緩解緊張 needs something to take the edge off.
給我的 歡樂曲奇餅乾籃 丹尼爾真是個飼養員 Ooh, for me! A jolly Walrus cookie bouquet. Is Daniel a keeper or what?
要我的話可會小心點 王小姐可是很嚴格的 I'd just be careful. Miss Wang is a stern mistress.
視訊短片 就是圖片幻燈 錄影帶什麼的 Video montage- If there's gonna be live pictures and, like, video footage-
我知道 像是視頻短片那種 I know. It's, like, verging on being a digital short.
我不知道他們打算怎麼把我切出去 I don't know how they're gonna cut me out of the footage.
每張上都有我 I'm in everything.
這是郵差送來給你的 Oh, this came for you via messenger.
我都等不及吃這個了 I can't wait to get into this one.
賽門斯先生又打電話來要合同的更新了 Mr. Simmons called again asking for the update on the agreement.
盧瑟福快報? 那是我老家 我把這個拿走 Rutherford Press? That's my hometown. I'm just gonna take this.
我該告訴他們你在處理麻煩? Suppose I should just tell them you're dealing with a crisis?
我的天 Oh, my God.
他們還在刊登訂婚啟事啊 They still print engagement announcements.
也許我在老家也算是名人 I'm sort of like a celebrity back there, probably.
像是賺大錢的本地女孩 真是可愛的人 You know, it's like, local girl makes good. Such sweet people.
什麼? What the?
那不是你 是嗎? That's not you. Is it?
艾瑪看起來真漂亮 Emma looks gorgeous.
但她的心靈不美 凱文 But not on the inside, which is- Kevin.
她就能做到這樣了? It's the best she can do, huh?
真差勁 她想玩陰的? 我也可以 So lame. She wants to play dirty? I can play dirty.
你會玩陰的 我見你玩過 You can play dirty. I've seen you do it.
我念的可是法學院 I went to law school, people.
我開始覺得30歲是分水嶺 I'm starting to think that 30 is the cutoff.
因為那是男人們還願跟同齡女性約會的最大年紀 Because it's the last time men want to date women their age.
30歲的男人會跟30歲的女人約會 A 30-year-old guy will date a 30-year-old girl.
但是35歲的男人還是會找30的 But a 3 5-year-old guy wants someone 30.
40歲的男人也想找30的 或是28的 A 40-year-old guy wants someone 30, too, or 28.
這真是個糟糕的星球 It's a terrible planet.
我知道 你知道我在想什麼嗎? I know. You know what I was wondering?
艾瑪和弗萊徹結婚背後真正的原因是什麼? What are the real reasons behind Emma and Fletcher having to tie the knot?
為什麼他們不能改日子? 想想吧 Why can't they change their date? Think about it.
她懷孕了 艾瑪懷孕了 She's pregnant! Emma's pregnant!
噢 不 Oh, no.
噢 不 麗芙? Oh, no! Liv?
你還好吧? 到底出什麼事了? Are you all right? What the hell is goin' on?
讓我進去 Look, let me in
我重了5磅 5磅 怎麼不重50磅呢 I gained five pounds. Five pounds. It might as well be 50!
婚紗不合身了 如果婚紗不合身 The dress doesn't fit! And if the dress doesn't fit...
我的婚禮會成為廣場酒店史上最大的笑話 my wedding's gonna be a big black hole in the history of the Plaza!
首先 是我們的婚禮 寶貝 Well, "A" it's our wedding, hon.
其次 那又怎麼樣? 改改 And "B"... so what? Let it out.
你不能調整王薇薇來適應你 You don't alter Vera Wang to fit you.
你得調整自己去適應王薇薇 You alter yourself to fit Vera.
你們男人在學校都學什麼了啊? 對不起 What do boys learn in school? Sorry.
又不是世界末日 It's not the end of the world.
真的 我做什麼能讓你感覺好點? Really. What-What-What can I do to make you feel better?
是你可以不再做什麼 都是你的錯 It's what you can stop doing. This is all your fault.
你很貼心 送我那些糖果 但我 什麼糖果 It's sweet of you to send me those treats, but I- What treats?
就那些糖啊 松露巧克力 You know, the treats. The Truffle-opolis.
整盒的 The truffle tray.
歡樂曲奇餅乾籃? The jolly Walrus cookie bouquet?
國際黃油俱樂部? International Butter Club?
寶貝 我沒送過你這些 The- Honey- I didn't send you any of that.
我的天 艾瑪 Oh, my God, Emma!
她想讓我變胖 然後就穿不下婚紗了 She's trying to make me fat so I can't fit into my dress!
這算什麼? 這算什麼? What is that? What is that?
國際黃油俱樂部? The International Butter Club?
你真閑坐著 You mean, you've actually been sitting around...
狂吃各國黃油了? eating sticks of butter from different lands?
婚禮前的一周是背水一戰的時候 The final week before the wedding is do-or-die.
我希望我的新娘們都完美無暇 I expect my brides to be flawless.
完美的髮型 皮膚 美甲 一切都是 Perfect hair, skin, nails, everything.
你好 我需要進去一小會 Hello there. I need to get to the back really fast.
真的 真的就一會 我昨天掉了點東西在這 Really, really fast, because I left something there yesterday.
非常重要 我 我完全不在乎 It's very important that I- I so don't care.
進去吧 Go on back.
愛倫小姐 嗨 Miss Allan. Oh, hi.
嗨 今天來點蜜色? 我加的就是那種 Hi. Bit of Honey today? That's the one I loaded.
好的 但要帶點婚前的神采奕奕 Yes, but, uh,just a pre-wedding glow.
沒問題 好的 謝謝 Sure thing. Okay, thanks.
~ 祝你健康 ~ ~ I wish you well ~
~ 希望你能挺住 ~ ~ I hope you survive ~
~ 我希望你能活下去 寶貝 ~ ~ I hope you live on, baby ~
~ 這樣我就能看到你哭泣 ~ ~ So I can watch you cry ~
~ 因為我知道你終會明白 ~ ~ 'Cause I know in time you'll see ~
~ 你對我做了什麼 ~ ~ What you did to me ~
~ 到時你就會跑著回來 ~ ~ And you'll come runnin'back ~
~ 我會給你來場雨 ~ ~ I'm gonna rain on your parade ~
~ 這次我決不甘休 ~ ~ Oh, I won't take it again ~
~ 我會讓雨一直下 一直下 ~ ~ And I'll keep raining, raining, raining ~
~ 淋濕你 ~ ~ Over you ~
你出什麼事了? 看起來跟交通路錐似的 What happened to you? You look like a traffic cone.
顏色會褪嗎? Will it fade?
會吧 這可是噴了三層的 Sort of. This is three loofahs.
有那麼糟嗎? 弗萊其說他不覺得很糟糕 Is it that bad? Fletch said he didn't think it was that bad.
寶貝 "費爾其"是你的未婚夫 Oh, well, honey, "Filch" is your fiance.
他說不定還說你頭髮好看呢 He probably told you you had nice hair too.
辦婚禮可不像在公園散步 This wedding stuff is not a walk in the park.
當然 我很驚訝 我不知道 - For sure. - I'm surprised. I don't know.
我很驚訝我還沒去看過心理醫生 I'm surprised I haven't been, you know, sent into my therapist's office.
我也是這麼聽說的 很痛苦 That's what I've heard. T-U-F-F.
你也許那天聽到我打電話了 You should have heard me on the phone the other day...
跟那個搞砸了我的餐桌裝飾的人 天啊 talking to the guy who messed up my centerpieces. Oh, gosh.
真是難以置信 一波未平 一波又起 It was unbelievable. It's like one thing after another, every single time.
就像滾雪球 能給我染點暗色嗎? It snowballs. Listen, can I get a little bit more lowlight?
行 特別是這 Yeah, especially right here.
稍等片刻 我去給你那染髮劑 Hold that thought, sweetie. I'm gonna get your color.
要保證不要太 要金色基調的 Just make sure it's not so-Like, more gold base.
~ 我要給你來場雨 ~ ~ I'm gonna rain on your parade ~
~ 不 這次我決不甘休 ~ ~ No, I won't take it again ~
~ 我會讓雨一直下 一直下 淋濕你 ~ ~ And I'll keep raining, raining, raining over you ~
也許我該去唱經 Maybe I should take up chanting.
我覺得到了我這個年紀有那個必要了 I think it's kind of- might be necessary at this time of my life.
哦 我的天 我的天 是很好? Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Is it good?
太棒了 Great!
我什麼也 I get to do noth-
我不知道是怎麼回事 Okay. I-I don't know what happened. Um-
我讓它保持一天 I gotta let it sit for a day or two.
然後也許給漂成白色 Maybe I'll try to strip it down to white.
我的頭發藍了 My hair's blue!
藍了 我的頭髮是藍的 It's blue! I have blue hair!
我一周後就結婚了 恭喜 I'm getting married in a week. Congratulations.
一周後 一周 In a week! A week!
出來吧 我知道你在這 Come on. I know you're in here.
你的視訊短片 Ah, here's your video montage.
很好 Oh, yeah.
絕對的 Absolutely.
弗萊其? Fletch?
蟲蟲? 你是不是有什麼要跟我交代的? Bug? Do you have something you need to tell me?
我們是不是會有個橙色的小寶寶? Are we about to have a little orange baby?
顯然我們已經在"寶寶就是我們"註冊了 Apparently we're registered at Babies "R" Us.
很不錯對吧? Isn't that nice?
馬瑞莎 你在哪? 我聽不清 Marissa. Where are you? I can barely hear you.
真不敢相信 你竟然告訴艾瑪了 I can't believe you told Emma.
管他呢 Whatever.
可別對那些跳舞的產生感情 You guys, don't get too attached to the dancers.
他們對你們好都是為了錢 They're paid to be nice to you.
~ 紐約 日本 ~ ~ New York and japan ~
你好 新娘 Hello, bride!
好了 好了 剛才有只小鳥告訴我 All right, all right. Now a little birdie has just told me.
今晚我們這有位准新娘 that we have a bride-to-be in the house tonight.
在這 但是她可是個不乖的新娘 Over here! But she has been a very bad bride.
"不是你老公"警官要來逮捕你了 Officer Not-Your-Husband is here to arrest youI
~ 我是個模特 你知道我什麼意思 ~ I'm a model, You know what I mean ~
~ 我在T臺上 瀟灑轉身 ~ 你被捕了 ~ And I do my little turn on the catwalk ~ You're under arrest...
罪名是太性感 for being too sexy.
歡樂時間到了 Time to be frisked.
我的神啊 Oh, my goodness!
太好了 Great!
這今晚有兩位新娘 We got two brides in the house tonight!
等等 Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Hold up
今晚這有兩位新娘 We have two brides in the house tonight.
艾瑪 這派對不歡迎沒被邀請的人 Emma, this party is invitation only.
我也要結婚了 寶貝 I'm getting married too, baby!
我要請你上來 Well, I'll invite you right up there.
DJ加爾斯邀請2號新娘上臺 為什麼不呢? Dj jazzles invites bride number two up on stage. Why not?
上來吧 姑娘 我們想看看你的舞步 Come on up here, girl We want to see the way you move
這就是我想要的 加油 姑娘 That's what I'm talking about Work it out, girlI
你連單身派對都不讓我開? You can't even let me have my own bachelorette party?
你還不是不讓我得到DJ韓波 真是低級 麗芙 Much the way you couldn't let me have Dj Humble. That was low, Liv.
順便說一句 你聽說了嗎? 我沒懷孕 好嗎? By the way, did you hear? I'm not pregnant, okay?
我看 鬥舞的時間到了 鬥舞 I say it's time for a dance-off. Dance-off!.
鬥舞 鬥舞 鬥舞 鬥舞 Dance-off!. Dance-off!. Dance-off!. Dance-off!.
~ 你說我如此瘋狂 ~ ~ You say I'm so crazy ~
~ 醉醺醺地回家 ~ ~ Coming home intoxicated ~
~ 我說我只是想愛你 ~ 拜託 麗芙 ~ I say I just want to love you ~ Come on, Liv
~ 我只是愛你 寶貝 ~ ~ I just wanna love you, baby ~
拜託 麗芙 行了 1號新娘 Aw, come on, Liv. Come on, bride number one.
我知道你能跳得更好 I know y'all can do better than that.
機械舞 Sprockets!
跳起來吧 最性感的新娘將獲得頭獎 Break it down Now the sexiest bride takes first prize.
讓我們看看 Let's see it
讓我們開始狂歡吧 We gonna get this party started,y'all
秀起來 Show down
空間 Space!
看看2號新娘的 Check out bride number two
~ 他們看著我們擺動身體 看看他們有多饑渴 ~ ~ They be watchin'while we wiggle around Look at 'em droolin'~
~ 他們不習慣這聲音 我讓他們停不下來 ~ ~ They ain't used to this sound I keep 'em movin' ~
~ 我的姑娘們 把手舉起了 現在可以了 ~ ~ All my ladies put your hands in the air It's all right now ~
~ 我們會讓你整晚舞不停 ~ ~ We gon'keep you up on your feet the whole night now ~
~ 給他們拿酒 一口喝光 ~ ~ Rop them bottles Yeah, drink that up, man ~
~ 讓你感覺瘋狂 那就是我們的打算 ~ ~ Got you feelin'crazy Well, that was the plan ~
~ 他們在等著我 還沒準備好 ~ ~ They was waitin'for me Wasn't ready for this ~
~ 他創造了這遊戲 不 我指的不是瑞士人 ~ ~ He got the game sewed up No, I'm talkin'bout Swiss ~
~ 你為什麼不試試 ~ ~ Why would you try ~
~ 讓一切都搖起來 從社區到迪拜 ~ ~ We got 'em shakin'everything from the hood to Dubai ~
2號新娘 你是今晚最性感的新娘 寶貝 Bride number two,you are the sexiest bride of the night, baby.
讓我們給2號新娘鼓掌 Give it up for bride number two, y'all
對不起 1號新娘 你贏不了 Sorry, bride number one. Can't win 'em all, girl.
失敗的感覺真奇怪 我可不喜歡 It's weird, losing. I gotta say I'm not loving it.
是啊 但是你們倆都很棒 No, but you were both so good.
是啊 你上臺了 也努力了 Yeah, you really got up there, and you tried.
忘了吧 這是我的單身派對 對嗎? 是的 Forget it. It's my bachelorette party, right? Yes.
好姑娘 給你 Good girl. Here you go.
你好像會讀心術 It's like you read my mind.
我的天 Oh, my God!
出租 出租 Taxi! Taxi.
凱文 凱文 我需要咖啡 Kevin. Kevin. I need coffee.
借過 我需要咖啡 三片頭疼藥 Excuse me. I need coffee. I need three Advil.
對 四杯水 Yeah. Four waters.
Get a splash of that Kahlua next to wherever that paralegal is.
嘿 伊朗娜 早上好 Hey, Elana. Good morning.
你工作很努力 我要請你吃午飯 好的 You work too hard.I'm gonna treat you to lunch. Okay.
你在哪? 凱? Where are you, Kev?
在辦公室嗎? 我聽到你過來了 麗芙? Are you in the office? I hear you coming. Liv?
麗芙 藍色的 頭髮 嘿 藥 Liv, blue! Hair! Hey, Advil.
你的頭髮是藍的 You have blue hair!
天啊 我完全忘了 Oh, my God. I totally forgot.
我本該7點去染回來的 I was supposed to get it dyed back at 7.00.
我覺得這很 會很 他們會喜歡的 I think it's very- It's gonna be- They're gonna love it.
我知道了 我會想辦法的 I got it. I'm gonna figure it out.
請大家讀讀我起草的簡報 If we could all refer to the briefs I've drawn up.
我標出了幾個重點 I've highlighted a few main points.
我們在證詞還有文檔請求方面的進展 Our discovery process in depositions and document requests-
你們也許會同意這取得了明顯的效果 maybe you guys could share that one has yielded significant results.
等等 我看的是兩周前的簡報 W-W-Wait. Okay. I am looking at the brief dated two weeks ago.
最新版本在哪? 我發誓我修改過了 Where is the latest version? I could have sworn that I updated these.
稍等片刻 Just a second.
該死 Goddamn it!
你的頭髮 Your hair.
是的 我的頭髮 我的頭髮是藍色的 Yes, my hair. My hair... is blue!
我的頭髮是藍的 我的婚禮還有一個禮拜了 My hair is blue. My wedding's in a week,
我還得付錢請伴娘 and I'm paying my maid of honor.
好嗎? 或者說是寇森先生付的錢 Okay? Or rather Mr. Colson is.
是的 也許我是把簡報弄丟了 And,yes, maybe I misplaced the brief.
是的 也許我世上最好的朋友會永遠恨我 And, yes, maybe my best friend in the world forever hates me!
恨我 Hates me!
我的天 Oh, my God.
我會成為禿頭新娘 I'm gonna be a bald bride.
太不完美了 It's so not ideal.
這就是代表我們的人? This is who's representing us?
不再是了 能納小姐不負責這案子了 我會接手 Not anymore. Miss Lerner's off the case. I'm taking over.
不 聽著 冷靜 我會染回來的 No, now look, calm down. I'm gonna get it dyed back.
能納小姐 Miss Lerner.
沒你的事了 You are excused.
這不是我 I'm not this girl.
我不會搞砸 不會被解職 I just don't screw up. I just don't get demoted.
感覺沒人支持我 我覺得好孤單 It's like I don't have anybody. I feel so alone.
嘿 Hey.
寶貝 我就在這 Babe, I'm right here.
你想你的朋友 特別是現在 You miss your friend, especially now.
她知道該說什麼 She'd know just what to say.
我也生她的氣 I'm mad at her too.
這頭髮是她弄的 是朋友就不會這麼做的 She went for the hair. Girlfriends don't do that.
能補救回來的 就算不能 我也愛它 You'll fix it. And if you can't, I love it.
真的 你就像個超高 超火辣的藍精靈 I do. You're like this very tall, very hot Smurf.
甜心 Oh, honey.
不只是頭髮 It's not just about the hair.
我生氣是因為也許她說得對 I'm mad because maybe she's right.
要時刻保持完美讓人精疲力盡 And it's exhausting having to try to be perfect all the time.
我從孩子起就是這麼過來的 That's how I held it together ever since I was a kid.
我以為如果我能總是領先所有人 所有事一步 I figured nothing- nothing bad would happen again if I was just...
就不會再有壞事發生了 one step ahead of everything and everybody, all the time.
生活不是完美的 甜心 Life isn't perfect, hon.
就是一團糟 It's messy.
你是對的 You're right.
我本打算為了你而完美 I mean, I was gonna be perfect for you...
但既然你都說了是不可能的 那 but now that you say it's impossible- Hey.
不 你不用 你不用做最完美的 No, you don't. No, you don't have to be perfect.
我想要的就是個活生生的妻子 I've always wanted a human wife.
其他的 都太難伺候了 Yeah, the other ones are just...too hard to inflate.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
差不多正常了 哈? 我知道 是吧? Almost back to normal, huh? I know, right?
大概還有一層殘留 但是舉行婚禮應該可以了 I have, like, one layer of skin left, but that should be okay for our wedding.
抱歉了 麗芙 So, oops, sorry, Liv.
有照片就好了 知道嗎? I wish I had pictures. You know?
我在臺上 打著聚光燈 當我跳上那繩子時 It's like I was up there, and there's this spotlight, and when I hit that rope-
哦 我的天 嘿 夠了 夠了 Oh, my God! Hey! Enough, enough, enough!
這故事我都聽了成千上萬遍了 艾瑪 I've heard this story 10,000 times, Emma.
你最近有點太瘋狂了 知道嗎? You've been acting a little wild lately. Okay?
我已經厭煩了 別再這樣了 And I'm tired of it. So knock it off.
最近你總是怒氣衝衝 神經質還莫名興奮 Lately you've been very mad and tense and excited.
你知道嗎? 我不知道該怎麼應對 You know what? I just don't know how to deal with this.
說老實話 你讓我開始懷疑 And quite frankly, you have me questioning whether or not...
這只是因為婚禮還是你會長期這樣 this is something about- to do with the wedding or if this is permanent.
弗萊徹 這算是長期的 知道嗎? Um, well, Fletcher, it is kind of permanent. You know?
在未來40年裡 有可能我會不只一次 It is possible that I might be mad or tense or excited
生氣 神經質 或者莫名緊張 more than once in the next 40 years.
是嗎? 真的? 你知道嗎? 你現在就已經開始了 Is it? Really? You know what? You're doing it right now.
什麼? 雖然還算不上下賤 但是 What? You're being, not, I mean, not bitchy, but-
我說的是"算不上下賤" 但是你也快了 I said "not bitchy." But you're right there in that neighborhood.
你應該叫輛出租 來個大調頭 You should have the cab,like, take a U-turn...
然後在禮貌且善良處下車 我們是在那認識的 drop you off at Pleasant and Nice, where we met.
你不高興是因為我和麗芙的事 還是因為我有情緒? Are you upset because of this thing with Liv, or because I'm having feelings?
正是 因為要搞清楚你的意思有點難 Totally. Because it's kind of hard to read you.
我的天 正是如此 我不高興是因為你有情緒 你說對了 My God! That's totally it. I'm upset because you have feelings. You nailed it.
好吧 那換句話說 我不能有情緒 Okay. So in other words, then don't have so many feelings,
即使有也不能表現出來 but if I do, don't show 'em.
我不能有 天啊 我都沒法跟你溝通了 I shouldn't have so many- Oh, God! I can't even talk to you right now!
你都沒嘗試一下 You haven't tried yet.
你沒意識到 你知道這對我最近有多難過? Do you realize- Do you know how hard this is for me?
我甚至都不知道你是誰了 I don't even know who you are.
你都沒試圖問過我的感受 You have not even tried to ask me about how I'm feeling.
我自己也茫然失措 I'm so confused.
我甚至都不知道你是誰了 I don't even know who you are.
行了嗎? 我不想談了 All right? I don't want to talk.
現在是非常時期 我們沒事 我是打算去健身館 It's a tense time. We're fine. Whatever. I was gonna go to the gym.
再見 Bye.
~ 我日記中空白頁 ~ ~ The blank pages of my diary ~
~ 至從你走後我就沒再觸碰 ~ ~ That I haven't touched since you left me ~
艾瑪? ~ 我家中緊閉的百葉窗 ~ Emma? ~ The closed blinds in my home ~
艾瑪 艾瑪 ~ 沒有絲毫光亮 ~ Emma! Emma! ~ See no light of day ~
~ 音響上落滿灰塵 ~ ~ Dust gathers on my stereo ~
~ 因為我不敢打開收音機 ~ ~ 'Cause I can't bear to hear the radio ~
~ 鋼琴放在灰暗的角落 ~ ~ The piano sits in a shady space ~
~ 上面放著你的照片 ~ ~ With a picture of your face ~
~ 你最愛的書上留著咖啡印 ~ ~ Coffee stains on your favorite book ~
麗芙·能納辦公室 Liv Lerner's office.
嘿 凱文 我是艾瑪 麗芙在嗎? Hey, Kevin. It's Emma. Is Liv there?
很抱歉 能稍等一下嗎? 就一分鐘 抱歉 I'm sorry, can you hold on? Just a minute, I- Sorry.
這真是我的噩夢 我被趕到小屋裡去了 It's my worst nightmare. I'm "cubicle-ized."
抱歉 麗芙正在處理麻煩 能回頭給你回電話嗎? I'm sorry, Liv's dealing with a crisis right now. Can we return?
沒關係 那 Fine. That's-
是啊 好 我明白了 再見 Yeah. Okay, I get it. Bye.
嘿 ~ 我害怕面對新的一天 ~ Hey! ~ I'm scared to face another day ~
對不起 請問你是? I'm sorry. Who is this?
你好? ~ 因為我內心的恐懼不會消退 ~ Hello? ~ 'Cause the fear in me just won't go away ~
~ 轉眼之間 你就消失了 ~ ~ In an instant,you were gone ~
~ 讓我恐懼非常 ~ ~ And I'm scared ~
嘿 Hey!
嗨 Hi!
你好嗎? 好久不見了 哈? How are you? Long time, huh?
我知道 都是我的錯 我最近很忙 是啊 很忙 I know. It's my fault. I've been really busy. Oh, yeah. Right. Busy.
不是因為我是你死敵的哥哥 Nothing to do with the fact that I'm the brother of your archenemy.
我是說 好友的哥哥 I mean, best friend.
嘿 我要去租禮服 Hey! I have to rent a tux.
你跟我一起去吧 來吧 You're coming with me. Come on.
好吧 來吧 Um, okay. Come on.
我有點吃驚 I'm a little surprised.
我以為大雜誌的作者會有自己的禮服 I would have thought a big magazine writer would have his own tux.
你最近如何 艾? 感覺如何? How you doing, Em? Hmm? How you feeling?
還好 Um, feel fine.
還好不算是種感覺 Fine's not really a feeling though.
還好是種感覺 Fine's a feeling.
"我感覺還好" 你可以這麼說的 大家都這麼說 "I feel fine." You could say that. People say that.
是啊 當然 你可以那麼說 Yeah, sure. You can say that.
好吧 是這樣 Okay. It's, like-
婚禮真是瘋狂 Things are crazy with the wedding.
有那麼細節要考慮 我不知道 And there are all these details and... I don't know.
我曾在腦海中描繪婚禮的場景 I had this idea of how it was gonna be in my head, and-
但實際上卻沒那麼有趣 And it's not as much fun as that.
我不知道為什麼 And I don't know why.
但總的來說 我還好 But mostly, I am fine.
我幫你打領帶 領帶搞成這樣我看不下去 Let's fix your tie. I can't look at a tie like this.
你就轉移話題吧 沒領帶看起來總不對勁 Yeah. Change the subject. This doesn't look right without a tie.
我還是弄個扣式的吧 我總不會打 I'm gonna go with a clip-on 'cause I can't figure this out.
你沒有耐心 真的? You have no patience. Really?
我想我是等得太久了 Kind of think I wait around too long.
嘿 我請你喝杯咖啡吧 Hey, let me buy you a cup of coffee.
不行 我已經晚了 Oh, um, I-I can't. I'm late for, um-
但我會給你打電話的 But I'll call you.
在我不 你看起來 看起來真 Um, when I'm not-You-That- You look, um, you look really-
你會是個很帥的"送嫁人" You're gonna make a very handsome bride ""giver-awayer.''
謝謝 Thank you.
艾瑪 你會是個很漂亮的新娘 真的 And, Em, you're gonna make a beautiful bride. Really.
是嗎? 是的 我一直這麼想 Yeah? Yeah. I always thought so.
謝謝 再見 Thanks. Bye.
雖然發生了這麼多事 當6月6號的清晨降臨 Despite it all, when morning broke on that sixth of June.
這確實是結婚的完美日子 it was the perfect day for a wedding.
兩場婚禮 Well, two weddings.
還有三個小時 T-minus three hours, people.
站好你們的崗 完成你們的任務 Guard your camps, execute your duties,
我們也許能活著出來 and we may make it out of here alive.
開始了 Incoming, people.
能納的玫瑰 愛倫的芍藥 Roses for Lerner. Peonies for Allan.
愛倫那邊的主婚人到位了嗎? 是的 到了 Has the Allan officiant reported for duty yet? Yes, he has.
給能納的亞麻布呢? 到了 Linens for Lerner? Yes.
非常好 Excellent.
動起來 這不是試裝彩排 Let's move, people. This is not a dress rehearsal.
太好了 已經看不到藍色了 Amazing. You can't even see the blue anymore.
麗芙 Oh, Liv.
我的天 你是我見過的最漂亮的新娘 My God, you're the most beautiful bride I have ever seen.
謝謝 Thank you.
請原諒 Oh, uh, excuse me a sec.
她真是奇怪 She's so weird.
天 我好緊張啊 不知道為什麼? God, I'm so nervous. I don't know why.
頭紗就該是這樣的嗎? 是啊 怎麼了? Is the veil supposed to go like that? Yes. Why?
沒什麼 你看起來不錯 Oh, no. You look fine.
說實話 You know, honestly,
現在總要求新娘完美 給她們的壓力太大了 the pressure we put on brides these days to look perfect.
真是太荒唐了 It's just ridiculous.
在婚禮當天你用不著 You don't have to look your most beautiful
表現出最美的一面 行嗎 大夥? on your wedding day. Okay, everybody?
媽 Mom!
如果你要聽我的意見 You know, if you want my opinion-
德比 我不想 我想聽你的意見 You know what, Deb? I don't. I don't want your opinion.
什麼? Wh-What?
德比 我這輩子都在圍著你轉 Deb, I have been dealing with versions of you my whole life...
我要告訴你 and I'm gonna tell you something...
我早該對自己說的 that I should've told myself a long time ago.
有時我才是主角 好嗎? Sometimes it's about me, okay?
雖然不會一直是 但偶爾也會有屬於我的時間 Not all the time, but every once in a while it's my time.
就像今天 Like today.
如果你不滿意的話 想走就走吧 If you're not okay with that, feel free to go.
但是你要留下的話 必須幹好你的工作 But if you stay, you have to do your job.
也就是要滿臉笑容 說說我作為新娘有多美 And that means smiling and talking about my bridal beauty...
最重要的事 不要總扯到自己身上 and, most importantly, not making it about you.
好嗎? 你能做到嗎? Okay? Can you do that?
是的 我很高興 Yes, I'd like to.
那我們就沒事了 Then we're good.
豎琴是愛倫的 四重奏是能納的 Harpist is Allan. Quartet is Lerner.
我得重複多少遍啊? How many times do I have to repeat myself?
去看看新郎的情況 Check on the grooms' status
在作戰位置上派好人 好的 and man your battle stations. Okay.
如果你打算去另一個婚禮 If you're about to jump ship from one wedding...
要讓別人知道 這樣我們好平均分配 let someone else know so we can create a diversion.
好的 我要參加麗芙的儀式 Okay. I'm going to Liv's ceremony
艾瑪的婚宴 那酒更多 and Emma's reception. More booze.
我要清點一下喝醉的單身帥哥人數再做決定 I'm gonna do a quick head count of the hot drunk single guys and then choose.
好主意 愛倫 能納 Good call. Allan. Lerner.
嘿 愛倫先生 最近怎麼樣? Hey, Mr. Allan. How are you?
我很好 兄弟 你呢? 大日子 哈? I'm good, bud. How're you? Big day, huh?
是啊 是大日子 Yes. Yes, it is.
我偵查敵情的時候 看到了艾瑪一眼 I caught a glimpse of Emma when I was scouting out the enemy camp.
她很漂亮 先生 She is beautiful, sir.
謝謝 南森 Thank you, Nathan.
聽著 我能跟你妹妹說句話嗎? Listen, you think I could have a word with your sister?
不是為吵架的事 是別的 當然了 Not about the-the fight, about something else. Oh, yeah. Sure.
麗芙 Liv.
嗨 愛倫先生 Hi! Mr. Allan!
麗芙 Oh, Liv.
你的父母會為你驕傲的 Wow. Your mom and dad would be so proud.
謝謝 為你們倆 Thank you. Of both of you.
謝謝你 謝謝 Thank you. Thanks.
我只是想送上老輩人的祝福 I just want to pass on a blessing from our generation.
不只來自我的 Not just from myself but from...
還有我最親愛的朋友們 他們肯定非常想在場 f-from my dear friends who would've given anything to be here today.
祝你好運 甜心 Good luck, sweetheart.
內特 愛倫先生 謝謝你 Nate. Mr. Allan, thank you.
很高興見到你 好了 Good to see you. All right.
我也是 You too.
真是個好人 艾瑪和他很像 Such a good man. Emma's so much like him.
據聖克雷爾夫人說 在婚禮前你可以 So, according to Ms. St. Claire, you are allowed one weak nip...
來上一小杯 壯壯膽 before the wedding, to sort of steady the nerves.
有蘇格蘭酒 好 蘇格蘭酒就行 So we have scotch- Okay. Scotch is good.
還有伏特加和龍舌蘭 We have vodka and tequila.
龍舌蘭 龍舌蘭? 龍舌蘭 龍舌蘭 Tequila, tequila? Tequila! Tequila!
凱文 龍舌蘭 龍舌蘭真是垃圾 Kevin! Tequila. Tequila's so trashy.
不不不 凱文 聽我說 你不喜歡龍舌蘭 No, no, no. Kevin. Kevin, listen to me. You don't even like tequila.
你把這個拿給瑪里安 告訴她我換了DVD You take this to Marion. You tell her I switched the DVD's.
在艾瑪走向聖壇時應該放這個 She needs to play this when Emma walks down the aisle.
我以為我們不搞這種事了呢 I thought we were rising above this sort of thing.
是不搞了 所以我才讓你去幹這個 快 We are, which is why I need you to do this for me right now. Hurry!
有一天你會感謝我的 You'll thank me one day.
我來開吧 I'll go get that.
幫了忙了 好的 That's very helpful. Okay.
謝謝 Thank you.
我的天 是你的父母 Oh, my God. It's your parents.
進來 看 她是不是個很美的新娘? Come on in. Look, isn't she a bridal beauty?
她當然是 我的天 She sure is. Oh, my gosh.
媽 我的天 這是我的婚紗? Oh, wow, Mom. Oh, my God! Is that my dress?
你高興嗎? Are you happy?
你高興我就高興 I'm happy if you're happy.
甜心 就算你穿著棕色紙袋結婚 我都不介意 Sweetheart, you could get married in a brown paper bag, I wouldn't care.
今天是你的大日子 This is your day.
我需要張紙巾 Oh, boy, I need a tissue.
我的天 我要哭了 你會把妝弄花的 寶貝 Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry. You're gonna screw up your makeup, honey.
我們搬去博卡時我找到了這個 就保存下來了 I found this when we moved to Boca, and I saved it.
爸 是什麼 我知道會有交到你手上的一天 Dad. What is it? I knew there'd come a day to give it to you.
來吧 打開吧 Go ahead. Open it.
以防你需要舊的 或是藍色的東西 In case you need something old or blue.
這其實是麗芙的 It's really Liv's.
那就算是借的 Well, something borrowed then.
爸爸 我想見她 Daddy, I need to see her.
我想她也是這麼想的 I think she feels the same way.
我來開門 I'll get that.
噢 是瑪里安 Oh, it's Marion.
就位了 我們有兩場要辦 Uh, places, people. We're on in two.
瑪里安 我能去下那邊嗎? Marion, could I just run down the hallway for a second?
艾瑪 你是我見過的最美的新娘 準備 Emma, you are the most beautiful bride I have ever seen. Ready.
1號新娘 上路了 1號新娘 上路了 Bride one, walking. Bride one, walking.
~ 我還是個小女孩 ~ ~ I was a little girl ~
~ 獨自呆在自己的世界裡 ~ ~ Alone in my little world ~
~ 夢想有個自己的家~ 到時間了 ~ Who dreamed of a little home for me ~ It's time.
~ 我在樹林裡玩家家酒 ~ ~ I played pretend between the trees ~
~ 用樹皮樹葉招待客人 ~ ~ And fed my houseguests bark and leaves ~
~ 在我的綠色大床上歡笑 ~ ~ And laughed in my pretty bed of green ~
~ 我有個夢想 ~ ~ I had a dream ~
~ 夢想我能飛翔 ~ ~ That I could fly ~
~ 從最高的地方 ~ ~ From the highest swing ~
~ 我有個夢想 ~ ~ I had a dream ~
~ 喔 ~ ~ Ooh ~
女士 Ma'am.
我的天 好的 好的 Oh, my God. Okay. Okay.
我要結婚了 是啊 你高興嗎? I'm getting married. Yeah. Are you happy?
當我親眼看到1號新娘進場後 When I get visual confirmation on bride one walking.
就倒數五秒 開始放視頻 give video a five count and roll.
準備 And ready.
走 Walk.
我是在阿卡普爾科 寶貝 放春假 I'm in Acapulco, baby Spring break
和米凱爾一起 I'm here with Miguel.
我愛死春假了 我要跳舞 I love spring break I want to dance
跳 艾瑪 跳 艾瑪 Go, Emma Go, Emma
我喜歡當艾瑪 I love being Emma
發生攻擊事件 重複 發生攻擊事件 We've been hit. Repeat, we've been hit.
艾瑪 Emma
我跟你解釋錄影的事 Let me tell you something about that tape
上帝 你發過誓 你發誓不會給任何人看的 God, you swore! You swore you'd never show that to anyone.
讓她們去吧 Just... let them go.
艾瑪 Emma!
來吧 Bring it on!
艾瑪 我不想打架 Emma I don't want to fight
我告訴你 我不想打架 Let me just tell you something! I don't want to fight!
到此結束 我繼續不下去了 It's over. I can't do this anymore.
我繼續不下去了 I can't do this anymore.
感謝上帝 Thank God.
我沒事 I'm fine.
艾瑪 你在幹什麼啊? 你瘋了嗎? Emma, what the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind?
你毀了我們的婚禮 這下高興了? You just ruined our wedding. You happy now?
你的朋友? 成為歷史了 Your friend? History.
因為她帶壞了你 一直如此 'Cause she's a bad influence on you, and she always has been.
從那視頻來看 你比我想的更像她 Judging by that DVD, you're a lot more like her than I thought.
很我 我正希望如此 什麼? Good. I hope so. What?
弗萊徹 我們當了10年的朋友 Fletcher, you've been my friend for 10 years.
我現在需要你作為朋友對我實話實說 I need you to be my friend now and tell me the truth.
你愛上的是你10年前認識的那個姑娘 You're in love with a girl that you met 10 years ago.
嘿 這有什麼不對? Hey, what's the matter with that? Huh?
她已經不在了 She's not here anymore.
我不想下輩子就在吵架中渡過 弗萊其 I don't want to spend the rest of my life fighting, Fletch.
或是在忍耐中 Or caving.
你也不想 Neither do you.
我們不一樣 價值觀不一樣 We're different. We want different things.
你知道的 不是嗎? You know that's true, don't you?
我知道 I knew.
再見 Good-bye.
我的天 艾瑪 Oh, my God. Emma.
我沒事 I'm fine.
都是我錯 那視頻不應該被放出來 This is all my fault. That video was never supposed to happen.
我是說 本會被放出來 I mean, it was supposed to happen, it was supposed to happen,
但是我又撤掉了 我以為我撤掉了 but I canceled it. I thought I did.
因為我決不會這麼對你 'Cause I could never do that to you.
艾瑪 你是我最好的朋友 Emma, you're my best friend.
這次的吵架太愚蠢了 Oh, this fighting is so dumb.
我為所有的事道歉 I'm so sorry about everything.
我也很抱歉 I'm sorry... too.
非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
如果我毀了你的 我自己也不想進行下去了 If I ruined it for you, I don't want it anymore.
如果弗萊徹和我是完美的一對 那麼 If Fletcher and I were perfect for each other, then...
我們還是會結婚的 但我們沒有 we'd be getting married, and we're not.
你在哭嗎? Are you crying?
是啊 這是個全新的我 Yeah. It's like a whole new me.
這個我 總是在哭 And I just- I cry all the time.
我現在就是個愛哭鬼 I'm kind of a basket case.
不 麗芙 我沒想你這樣的 對不起 No, Liv, I didn't want that. I'm sorry.
不 不 你是對的 No. No, you were right.
我用不著永遠冷靜自持 I don't have to have it constantly together all the time.
就如醍醐灌頂 It's like... this huge wake-up call.
雖然我有些磕磕絆絆 但是 And I'm kind of stumbling around a little bit, but...
我清醒了 I'm awake.
你想站在我身邊嗎? Will you stand up there with me?
不然我還能在哪? Where else would I be?
重新開始 重新開始 Reset, people. Reset.
我差點忘了 Oh, I almost forgot something.
我的天 艾? 你在哪找到的? Oh, my God. Em? here did you find that?
兩個小姑娘幫我們保存的 Two little girls saved it for us.
來吧 Come on.
嗨 Hi.
嘿 你是單身嗎? 是的 Hey. Are you single? Uh, yeah.
你是異性戀嗎? 我不喜歡當異類 Are you straight? I don't like labels.
很遺憾聽到你離婚了 So sorry to hear about your divorce.
為什麼? 這才是我的第一次 Why? It was only my first.
下次我絕對要在廣場酒店結婚 And next time, I'm definitely getting married at the Plaza.
~ 你對我那麼好 讓我快失去理智 ~ ~ You treated me so kind I'm about to lose my mind ~
~ 你讓我如此幸福 ~ ~ You made me so Very happy ~
想跳舞嗎? 是的 Do you wanna dance? Yes.
我們跳吧 好的 Let's go. Okay.
不 寶貝 寶貝 就順其自然吧 No, baby. Baby, let it happen on its own.
我是不是犯了個大錯 嫁了個比我聰明的人? Uh-oh. Did I make a horrible mistake and marry someone who's smarter than I am?
真是場盛大的婚禮啊 It was quite a wedding.
我站在那看著 And as I stood there watching.
我回想到某些我早已忘記的事 I realized something I'd forgotten a long time ago.
~ 你讓我如此快樂 ~ ~ You made me so very happy ~
有時生活中確實有永不會破裂的紐帶 Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken.
有時你的確能找到那個 Sometimes,you really can find that one person.
不論發生什麼都會支援你的人 who will stand by you no matter what.
也許那個人就是你的另一半 Maybe you'll find it in a spouse
你會用一場夢幻婚禮來慶祝 and celebrate it with your dream wedding.
但是也用可能 But there's also the chance.
你一輩子都依靠的那個人 that the one person you can count on for a lifetime-
那個比你自己 the one person who knows you.
都更瞭解你的人 sometimes better than you know yourself-
就是那個一直站在你身邊的人 is the same person who's been standing beside you all along.
一年之後 one year later
你容光煥發啊 嗨 我的天 你太美了 Wow! You look great. Hello. Oh, my God. You look great.
怎麼樣? 假期過得如何? Well, how was it? How was the vacation?
太美妙了 我什麼都要知道 It was amazing. I want to know everything about it.
其實我不想知道 你嫁的是我哥哥 感覺很奇怪 Actually, I don't. You married my brother. That's weird.
我還是永遠什麼都不知道的好 So I don't want to know anything, ever.
是不是該幹個杯? 敬婚姻? Should we toast? To marriage?
事實上 我現在不喝酒 Um, actually, I'm not drinking.
我也是 Neither am I.
你懷孕了? Are you pregnant?
什麼時候? 我也是 3月3號 When are- Me too. March third.
你預產期是什麼時候 3月3號 When're you due? March third.