Well, I'm with you. It's like I've never been with anyone before. I mean, everything's so new and exciting. It's because you're new and exciting. 天啊，和你在一起的感觉太棒了。我从来没有过这样的体验。这一切都如此新鲜刺激。都是因为你让我欲罢不能。
Oh, Del. Why did we wait six months to get married? Why don't we elope tonight? 噢，德尔。我们为什么要等六个月才结婚？不如今晚就私奔吧？我快要等不及了。
But what about our friends and families? I mean, when we get married, it's supposed to be forever. I want to do it right. I want everyone there, and I want to make it a wedding I'll never forget. 但我们的亲朋好友怎么办？结婚是一辈子的事。我要办得完美无缺。我要所有人都见证这场永生难忘的婚礼。
Oh, pulling back is just killing me, though, Delbert. I don't know whether I can wait another minute. 德尔伯特，你这样的若即若离简直要了我的命。我一分一秒都等不下去了。
Well, we don't have to wait any longer. I mean, we could do it right here, right now. Nobody will see. 我们不必再等了。就在这里，就现在，我们可以尽情享受。没人会发现的。
But we agreed. Not until we're married. That's six months away. 但我们说好的。结婚前不能越界。还要等六个月呢。
Yeah, but it really doesn't matter how long it is, Laurie. 宝贝，时间长短根本不重要，劳丽。
Oh, all you guys say that, and you know that's not true. 呵，男人都这么说，你心里清楚这不过是借口。
Hey, why don't we get married today? Then we won't have to wait any longer. We could do it now. 不如我们今天就把婚事办了吧？这样就不用再等了。现在就可以要了你。
Oh, Laurie. 噢，劳丽。
Oh, Laurie. 天啊，劳丽。
Laurie. 我的劳丽。
Say you will, Delbert. Say it. Oh, please, Delbert. Say you will. 说你愿意，德尔伯特。快说啊。求你了，说你愿意。
I will. I will. I will. Of course I will. 我愿意。我愿意。当然愿意。
You will do it now. 你现在就要了我吧。
Well, I will. I will. I will. 好，这就来。这就满足你。
Oh, yeah. 噢，太棒了。
Let's see, let's go. 来，让我看看。我们开始吧。
Oh, yeah. 啊，就是这样。
Yeah. 对，继续。
Oh, God, I'm f***ing your mouth. I don't believe it. Yeah, I don't believe it. 天呐，我竟然在干你的小嘴。简直不敢相信。太爽了。
Oh, baby. Yeah. 噢，宝贝。太舒服了。
Yeah. 继续。
Yes. 就是这样。
Oh, Gerber. 噢，天呐。
Oh, Gerber. 啊，太深了。
Oh, Gerber. 噢，要去了。
I got one. 我要来了。
Oh, yes. 噢，来了。
Oh, yes! 啊，太爽了！
Help me! 帮帮我！
Oh yeah... 噢，天呐...
Oh my God... 我的天啊...
I can't be back with you. 我不能再这样下去了。
I'm troubled you. 你让我心神不宁。
Oh, oh yeah. 噢，又要去了。
Oh, oh... oh, yeah. 啊...啊...太棒了。
Oh, oh... oh... 啊...不行了...
Oh, yeah, oh... 噢，天呐...
I think we could have a... 我觉得我们可以...
Organs, is that hurt? 宝贝，弄疼你了吗？
Oh, yeah. 噢，继续。
Oh, yes, I'm with you. 啊，太棒了，我陪你一起。
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. 噢，对，就是这样。
Oh, baby, just look back. 宝贝，回头看。
Oh, no. I want you to come. Oh, yeah. I want you to see mine. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. 不，我要你一起。看着我高潮。啊...太爽了...宝贝。
Baby, that was so hot. Oh, what a ride. Back in my life. Oh, I'm so lucky, baby. You don't have to worry, baby. 宝贝，太刺激了。这感觉又回来了。我太幸运了，别担心。
This is going to last forever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. I'm just going to... Mr. Charidon. 这感觉会永远持续下去。永远...我要...查里顿先生。
How can a marriage as good as yours start out so well and deteriorate so badly? 你们这么美满的婚姻，怎么会变成这样？
This is rather unusual, isn't it? 这很不寻常，不是吗？
Because we rushed into it, that's how. We barely knew each other. 因为我们太着急了，彼此都不够了解。
Oh, how could I know about the real you, Doe, when you were so dishonest from the very beginning? 你从一开始就在骗我，我怎么可能了解真实的你？
Ha! I was dishonest. You were dishonest. 哈！我骗你？你才是骗子。
Yes. 没错。
The sweet innocent little girl I fell in love with. The phony. 我爱的那个清纯女孩，根本就是个假货。
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, Delbert. I was real enough. 对，德尔伯特，我够真实。
You can give yourself credit for changing my sweet disposition's salary. 都是你把我变成这样的。
Mr. and Mrs. Sheridan, please. 谢里登先生女士，冷静。
We're here to try to repair your marriage, not destroy it. 我们是来修复你们的婚姻的。
Maybe I should just speak to each of you, one at a time. 或许我该单独和你们谈谈。
And gather some background information and see what we can do from there, okay? 先了解下情况再说，好吗？
Well, why don't you start with her first, Doc? 不如先和她谈，医生？
Then you can have a good laugh before I hit you with some reality. 这样你听完她的笑话，再听我说实话。
See what I have to contend with? 看到我的处境了吗？
You know, it wasn't like this in the beginning. Things just began to change day by day. 一开始不是这样的。是慢慢变成这样的。
Our sex life suffered, as Delbert. He was at his club later, each night. 我们的性生活越来越糟，德尔伯特每晚都泡在俱乐部。
I mean, you can't blame me for thinking that something may be going on with one of his waitresses. 他和那些女服务员眉来眼去，难怪我会怀疑。
I mean, all those couple waitresses hanging around him all the time. Come on. 那些女服务员整天围着他转。
But, uh, why would your husband seek out meaningless sex with another woman when he can have real love with you? 他为什么要找别的女人，而不是和你享受真爱？
Delbert's not interested in real love. He's interested in making love. 德尔伯特不要真爱，只要做爱。
I bet you that Delbert would leave me in one second if he met a cute little waitress. 我打赌，只要遇到漂亮服务员，他会立刻抛弃我。
Uh-huh. I see. Well, what have you done about your suspicions? 你为此做过什么？
What can I do? 我能怎么办？
You know, I'm doing my best to work out our marital problems. 我只能尽力维持这段婚姻。
The best thing that I can do right now is fantasize. 现在只能靠幻想来满足自己。
And, uh, you were in these fantasies? 你的幻想里有我吗？
Oh, no. Even in my dreams, I stayed true to my husband. 不，就算在梦里，我也忠于丈夫。
No, my fantasies involved other people. 我的幻想对象是别人。
It seemed for a while that everyone I ran across in the course of my day became a player in one of my fantasies. 那段时间，我遇到的每个人都成了我的幻想对象。
There was our gardener, Rick, our housekeeper, Kim, and then there was that gorgeous pool man named Bud. 比如园丁里克，女佣金，还有那个性感泳池清洁工巴德。
Here's the iced tea you asked for, Mr. Sheraton. 您要的冰茶，谢里登先生。
Oh, thank you, Kim. But that's for the pool man outside. I thought he could use a cool drink. 谢谢金，这是给外面泳池工的。他需要解渴。
Well, would you like me to offer it to him, or would you like to? 要我去送，还是您亲自去？
Oh, don't be impertinent, Kim. Just go and invite the man in. 别多嘴，金。去请他进来。
Yes, ma'am. Thank you. 好的夫人。
In my world of pretend, I was working as a matchmaker between housekeeper and pool man, delivery boy and cook, gardener and next door neighbor. 在我的幻想世界里，我撮合女佣和泳池工，送货员和厨师，园丁和邻居。
Whoever struck me as attractive was game for my fantasies. 只要是让我心动的，都成了我的幻想对象。
Listen, I have a lot more pools to clean, so thank you again. 我还要清理其他泳池，先走了。
Oh, no, thank you. 该说谢谢的是我。
She tried to tell me that her only sexual exploits were ones of imagination, but I didn't believe it. 她说只是幻想，我才不信。
Look, Doc, you don't leave a woman alone as much as I left my wife alone and not expect her to fool around. 我把老婆晾在家里，她怎么可能安分？
And who do you, uh, believe she's, uh, doing this fooling around with? 你觉得她和谁乱搞？
Just, uh, someone you know. 你认识的人。
Not someone. Some two or some three. 不止一个，是两三个。
At the same time? 同时？
Doc, after she's been with me, you can't possibly expect her to be content with one man? 跟我做过之后，她怎么可能满足于一个男人？
Or, uh, woman. 或者女人。
Or woman. 对，或者女人。
My guess is, it's men. 我猜是男人。
Lots of men. 很多男人。
Uh-huh. 嗯哼。
Why don't you tell me about this affair that you believe your wife is having? 说说你妻子的风流事？
Not much to tell, really. 没什么好说的。
I just think she's been fooling around with my business partner. 我觉得她和我合伙人有一腿。
And our gardener. 还有园丁。
And our gardener. 对，园丁。
And the pool man. 还有泳池工。
All at the same time. 同时搞。
And what's more, Doc, I don't even think she had the decency to take it out of our home. 更过分的是，她就在我们家里乱搞。
I must admit, Loretta, I was surprised when you called me. 劳蕾塔，你找我让我很意外。
But, uh, delighted. 但很兴奋。
Well, I figured, screw my husband's business. 去他的生意。
He knew my best for his wife, too. 他知道怎么对老婆最好。
Indeed. 确实。
But, uh, who was the competition? 还有谁？
Oh, no competition. 没有竞争对手。
Because I'm his assistant. 因为我是他助理。
This is Rick, my gardener. 这是园丁里克。
And this is Bud, our pool man. 这是泳池工巴德。
Well, pleased to meet you fellas. 幸会。
Shall we? 开始吧？
Sure. 当然。
Being a gardener, I have to concentrate on, uh, the bush. 作为园丁，我擅长打理灌木。
I've always been a pitman myself. 我一直是个深水作业者。
Well, if that leaves me at work, my way from the top, I'm down. 那我只能从上面开始了。
According to my husband, it'll be new for you. 我丈夫说，这对你来说是新鲜体验。
She would always deny it. 她总是矢口否认。
He even implied that I brought men into our own home. 他甚至暗示我把男人带回家。
Yes, he told me. 对，他跟我说了。
Well, did he tell you what he did to get back at me? 那他有没有说怎么报复我？
Let me guess. 让我猜猜。
A revenge fuck? 报复性上床？
Damn right. 没错。
I found out that Dale borrowed his business partner's house 我发现德尔借用了合伙人的房子。
for the purpose of entertaining two dancers from his club. 用来招待俱乐部的两个舞女。
Sure wasn't nice of Mr. Huntley to let us use his place. 亨特利先生真大方，把房子借给我们。
Well, why shouldn't he? 他当然应该。
After all my business, he'll pay for it. 毕竟我的生意让他赚了不少。
Well, Mr. Shardin, you must have a lot of money. 谢尔登先生，您真有钱。
Yeah, I'm comfortable. 还算宽裕。
You won't be so comfortable when your wife finds out what's going on here tonight. 等您夫人知道今晚的事，您就不好过了。
Well, I believe she's occupied elsewhere. 她现在正忙着呢。
I mean, where do you think Mr. Huntley is now? 知道亨特利先生在哪儿吗？
And, uh, who do you think he's there with? 和谁在一起？
You mean your wife is fooling around with Mr. Huntley? 您夫人和亨特利先生有一腿？
Well, don't you care? 您不在乎？
Oh. Oh, I care. 当然在乎。
That's why I'm here with you two lovely ladies. 所以我才来找你们两位美人。
Alright... 好吧...
And we are back. 我们继续。
It is... 这是...
Oh, my God! 天啊！
Oh, my God... 噢，天呐...
Oh, yes! 太棒了！
Oh, yes! 继续！
This is the second one. 这是第二个。
Oh my goodness. 我的天。
Oh my gosh. 噢，上帝。
Oh my goodness... 天呐...
Oh my god... 噢，上帝...
Oh my god! 我的天！
Ah, yes, yes. 啊，对，继续。
Ah... 啊...
Oh, my God. 噢，天呐。
Look, Doc, I'm a cabaret owner. I'm around beautiful women all the time. Doesn't mean I'm sleeping with them. 医生，我是夜总会老板，身边美女如云，不代表我都睡过。
Well, I'm sure that sleeping is one of the few things you didn't do with them. 但睡觉肯定是少数你没做过的事之一。
Okay, what did she tell you? 她跟你说什么了？
Only her concerns about the marriage. 只是她对婚姻的担忧。
Let me tell you something, Doc. I got a few concerns about our marriage, okay? 我也有担忧。
After our mutual suspicions surfaced about each other, things got a little dangerous around the house. 互相猜疑后，家里变得危机四伏。
Dangerous? 危险？
In what way? 怎么说？
In lots of ways. Let me tell you about it. 很多方面。听我说。
You see, I had a habit when I come home from work, it will be dark. 我习惯下班后摸黑游泳。
And I jumped in the pool, swim a few laps. 跳进泳池游几圈。
Well, for a few weeks, the pool light was out. 有段时间泳池灯坏了。
So I asked Lori to have the pool man fix it. 让劳丽叫工人来修。
Well, I think she had him fix something else. 结果她让工人修了别的东西。
And one night I came home, it was dark, I jumped in the pool, and found out the pool had been drained. 有天晚上我跳进泳池，才发现水被放干了。
Sounds like a rather painful discovery. 听起来很痛。
Well, it was. 确实。
I did a swan dive ten feet into cement. 我从十英尺高扎进了水泥地。
And after the paramedics left, I asked Lori why she didn't tell me. 急救人员走后，我问劳丽为什么不告诉我。
She just shrugged and said, 她耸耸肩说：
Oh, didn't I tell you, I had to have the pool drain to get some cracks fixed. "我没说吗？要修裂缝所以把水放了。"
Were there any cracks? 真有裂缝？
Yeah, there were cracks. 有啊。
In my head, after I hit the cement. 我撞地后脑袋裂了。
Mm-hmm. 嗯哼。
Sounds serious. 听起来很严重。
Mm-hmm. 是啊。
Tell me, uh, has, uh, Mrs. Sheraton had any accidents of her own? 谢尔登夫人出过意外吗？
No. 没有。
Her cat did, though. 但她的猫有。
I've really got to be more careful backing out of the driveway. 我倒车时得小心点。
Did this accident happen before or after the draining of the pool? 是在泳池放水前还是后？
After? 之后？
Tell me, Mr. Sheraton. 谢尔登先生。
If things are going so poorly in your marriage, 既然婚姻这么糟糕。
why are you here? 为什么还来？
What is left to salvage? 还有什么可挽救的？
Well, let me tell you, Doc. 听我说，医生。
When we were first going out, 刚开始约会时。
it was great. 一切都很美好。
It was 那是
the happiest times of my life. 我一生中最快乐的时光。
Yes. 是的。
Mm-hmm. 嗯哼。
Love, the feeling is great, isn't it? 爱情的感觉很棒，对吧？
Yeah. 是啊。
I'd give anything to get that feeling back. 我愿意付出一切找回那种感觉。
Old love always longs to be new love. 旧爱总想变新欢。
Have you, uh, 你们有没有
tried, uh, 尝试过
some different things in your, uh, 在卧室里玩点
bedroom? 新花样？
New things? 新鲜刺激的？
Uh, some couples try 有些夫妻会尝试
different roles, uh, 角色扮演，呃
just to change things, uh, 就为了换换口味，呃
spice things up? 让性生活更火辣？
I'll tell you something, Doc. 我实话告诉你吧，医生
You've tried everything. 你们玩过的花样我都试过了
At least I've tried. 至少老子还愿意尝试
I don't know what the hell Lori was attempting to do. 天知道劳瑞那婊子到底想搞什么飞机
And you sit right here. 你给我乖乖坐在这儿
And don't move. 一动都不准动
Well, it depends. 那得看情况
What are we gonna do? 咱们要玩什么？
Remember, I said, 记不记得我说过
if you played one of my games, 要是你肯陪我玩我的游戏
I'd play one of your games. 我就陪你玩你的游戏
Yeah? 嗯？
My game is having that cute little housekeeper 我的游戏就是让你雇的那个骚保姆
that you hired come over here 过来陪我们
for a little game of show and tell. 玩点成人版"展示与讲述"
That's right. 没错
Kim's very hot about the idea. 金那骚货已经等不及了
She's on her way over here now. 她正在赶来的路上
Oh, right. 哦，是吗
But, of course, 不过当然
you gotta remember, 你得记住
you're gonna sit in that chair 你得坐在那张椅子上
as you promised me. 就像你保证过的
What? 什么？
You promised me 你向我保证过
you'd sit in that chair. 会乖乖坐在椅子上
Wait a minute. 等等
You can't be serious about that, right? 你不是认真的吧？
And you're gonna stay in that chair. 而且你得一直坐着
You're not getting up. 不准站起来
That's the promise. 这是约定
You're staying in that chair. 你就给我待在那张椅子上
You're not moving. 不准动
Right? 明白吗？
Isn't that what you promised me? 这不是你答应我的吗？
Right? 对吧？
You promised. 你保证过的
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 行行行
Yeah, I promised. 对，我保证过
It's okay. I promise. I'll stay right here. 好吧，我保证，我就坐这儿
I'm here, Mrs. Sheraton. I'm not too early, am I? 我到了，谢尔顿太太，没来太早吧？
Oh, not at all. 哦，来得正好
Wait a minute. What about me? 等等，那我呢？
Well, you get to watch. 你就在旁边看着
I don't want to just watch. 我可不想干看着
Well, if you don't want to just watch, then I guess you're going to have to close your eyes. 既然不想看，那就把眼睛闭上
Sorry. You can't do this to me. 妈的，你们不能这样对我
Good night, Mr. Sheraton. 晚安了，谢尔顿先生
After the girls got done, I went to the club to even the score by spending some time with one of those dancer girls. 等那两个骚货玩够之后，老子去俱乐部找了个脱衣舞娘报仇雪恨
Unfortunately, my business partner has beaten me to the fuck. 可惜我那合伙人抢先一步操了她
Oh, my God. 操，太爽了
Oh, my God. 啊啊...要去了...
I'm so glad. 爽死老子了
I am, for the end of this sentence... 老子现在就要...
No, no, no, no, no. Sit a little closer. Closer, closer. Yes. Come on. Touch. Touch. Why don't you hold hands? Good. Come on. Hold hands. Good. 别躲...再靠近点...对...就这样...摸她啊...十指相扣...很好...继续...
Let some of those old feelings you used to have, the ones that want to be new feelings, let them come back in. Let go of all the suspicions you have of each other. Just relax them away. Admit it to yourself. You can start things fresh. Start things anew. You both cheated. 找回当初的感觉...让欲望重新燃烧...丢掉那些猜忌...放松...承认吧...你们可以重新开始...反正都出轨了...
So what if, what if Del had sex with every gorgeous woman to get his hands on? So what if he had sex with two beautiful women at one time? It really makes no difference in the grand scheme of things. Not at all. 德尔玩过再多美女又怎样？双飞过又怎样？根本无关紧要...
So what if Loretta had sex with the pizza man, the pool cleaner, the garbage man, the milk man? 劳瑞塔跟外卖员、泳池清洁工、垃圾工、送奶工搞过又怎样？
It doesn't make any difference. Love, love overcomes it all. 这都不重要...爱能战胜一切...
You were not enough! 你根本满足不了我！
I don't give that part! 老子才不在乎！
This is the first sentence. 这是第一句
And this is the second one. 这是第二句