噢 我的天啊 -自由了 - Oh, my God... - Freedom.
我覺得我的睫毛膏暈了 是不是暈了? I feel like my mascara's running,is my mascara running?
挺好的啊 就像科特妮·洛芙專輯的封面一樣 It looks good. Like the cover of Courtney Love's album.
你只需要一個皇冠了 -那裏有個皇冠 - You just need a crown. - There's a crown.
嘿 諾埃爾 諾埃爾 我們能借用一下你的皇冠嗎? Hey, Noel, Noel,can we borrow your crown?
我們只用一下下 We just need it for like a second.
哇 -被她用中指鄙視了 - Wow. - We just got the royal finger.
我一直都不喜歡她 I never liked her.
[片名：永遠十六歲]
我們到底經歷了什麼啊? What did we just go through?
那是什麼 畢業舞會還是席琳·狄翁聽歌會? I mean, what was that,a prom or a Celine Dion listening party?
不要拍這部分 Don't shoot this part.
好 這裏是什麼地方?告訴我們… -等你到了你就知道了 - Okay, what is this place? Tell us... - You'll see when we get there.
好 我們來玩二十問答吧 這是什麼地方? Okay, we're doing 20 questions.What is this place?
他們有東西吃嗎? -實在沒有20個問題好問的 - Do they have food? - Not have 20 questions.
不是吧 一個問題都不能問啦? -我們是不是要去酒店?我好困惑 - What, you can't just ask a question? - Aren't we going to the hotel? I'm very confused.
等我們以後看著 I just want to say, "Hey, what's up?"
這個片子的時候 我只想說「嘿 這是怎麼了?」 to all of the future versions of ourselves watching this right now.
我希望我們都要 跟她們倆一樣幸福和漂亮 I hope that we all learn to be as happy and beautiful as these two right here
因為她們就要參加最好的畢業舞會了 'cause they are going to have the best prom night of any of us.
我只想說… -等下 我來拿 - I just wanna say... - Hold on, let me get this.
本來今晚應該很無聊的 Tonight could've bit ass.
但沒有無聊 是因為我們都曾在一起 Except it didn't because we were together.
別弄得這麼傷感 我的睫毛膏已經夠慘的了 Don't make me cry. My mascara is already fucked up enough as it is.
你很漂亮 -各位 我好喜歡我們在一起 - You look pretty! - Guys, I love our group.
我們在幹什麼啊? Guys, what are we doing?
冷靜點 享受一下 Chill out, just live a little.
我們不會被抓吧 -這不合法 不合法 - We're not going to get caught. - This is not legal. This is not legal.
丹妮爾 過後你會喜歡這樣的 Danielle, you're going to love that you did this later on.
薩凡納要脫衣服了 -不要 不要 - And Savannah's getting naked. - Oh, no. No, no, no.
不要 丹妮爾 No, Danielle.
要是我們在這水裏 得了什麼罕見的疾病 至少我們是 一起死的 If we get a rare disease from this water,at least we'll all die together.
我不能把我的裙子放在有水的地方 這只能幹洗 I'm not leaving my dress on the wet ground. It's dry-clean-only
否則我媽媽會殺了我的 and my mom will kill me.
數到席琳·狄翁 On the count of Celine Dion.
1．．2．．席琳·狄翁 One, two, Celine Dion!
[10年後]
不行 1998年的稅務是改不了的 No, no, no. You can no longer work on your taxes from 1998.
對 我不能幫你修改98年的退稅申請 Yeah, I cannot amend your '98 return. No.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, Dad.
不是 我不是在笑你 No, no, no, I'm not laughing at your situation.
嗯 不是的 訴訟時效很嚴格的 Yeah. No, there's a strict statute of limitations.
[稅務咨詢 伯奇卡特註冊會計師]
[紙老虎 即將開業]
不好意思 我沒想到我爸爸 讓我6點才下班 So sorry, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize my dad wanted me to work until 6:00.
我真不敢相信 你居然還在給你爸爸舉牌子 I can't believe you're still filling in for your dad's old sign girl.
我只是想知道 我適合做什麼樣的咨詢服務 Yeah, I'm just still trying to figure out what kind of counseling I'm going to do.
好了 阿爾 該看看了 -我們進去看看吧 - Okay, Al, it's show time. - Let's see it already.
裝潢師昨天完成了最後潤色 The decorator just put the finishing touches on it yesterday.
你先進 After you!
抱歉 -沒事 - Sorry. - That's okay.
我的天啊 -你超常發揮了吧 - Oh, my God. - You have outdone yourself.
真令人印象深刻 我覺得你應該在這兒弄個魚缸 This is impressive. I thought you were gonna have, like, a fish tank.
你看這傢伙的乳頭 Look at the nipples on this guy.
我的天啊 一定會很受歡迎的 薩凡納 Oh, my God, we're going to be so popular, Savannah.
這是貴賓區 That is the VIP section.
我們隨時都可以過來 我們這專用區域 We can come any night of the week and have our own special space.
非常的性感 我喜歡做貴賓的感覺 好了 美女們 準備好了… It is so sexy. I love that we get to be VIP! Okay, girls, getting ready...
我們開始派對吧 -不是吧 - Let's get this party started. - No!
最後一個 拿著你的雞雞 -謝謝 - Last one, grab your penis. - Thank you.
把燈打開 Turn them on like this.
我很喜歡 I love it.
嘿 你們看 我的燈泡不亮的 Hey, no, look, my balls won't light up.
我的天啊 這個帽子太可愛的 Oh, my God, that hat is too much.
真的是我見過最小的帽子 I mean it truly is the tiniest hat I've ever seen.
就是 像是給老鼠戴的 It is, it's like suitable for a mouse.
你在婚禮上應該戴上它 -不行我有頭紗 - You need to wear it to your wedding. - I can't, I have a veil.
好了 玩遊戲了 好了 遊戲規則是這樣的 Okay, games, games, games, games.All right, the way this game works
你給一個女人 is you write a caption for what you think
和她老公說話的情景 寫一句簡短的話 the woman in this scene is saying to her husband.
但重點是… But here is the thing...
看你 要寫的邪惡一點 Look, look, look. Look, look.You have to make it dirty.
會很有趣的 好了 准好了嗎?準備 開始 It'll be fun, it'll be fun, so, all right.Ready? Set, go.
好了 停下來 All right, stop.
停下來 放下鉛筆 我第一個說 Stop, stop, stop, pencils down.I will go first.
他說他有一包東西要給我 He said he had a package for me.
好了 丹妮爾 你來 All right, Danielle, you go.
我喜歡收郵件 I love getting mail.
不過我寫的是「男人」(郵件和男人同音) But I spelled it M-A-L-E.
太好了 好了 梅根 該你了 It's perfect. All right,Meg, Meg, Meg, you go.
好了 我寫了… All right. So, I wrote...
嗨 馬特 這可以證明 這是我點過最肥大的公雞了(雞雞) Hi, Matt, this is to certify that this is the big fat cock I ordered.
等下 你為什麼 要把馬特的名字 寫進去? Wait, why would you put Matt's name in it?
噢 這不是應該要寫 關於你的嗎? Well, this is supposed to be about you, right?
不是 是有關婚姻的 但不是我的婚姻 No, they're about marriage,they're not about my marriage.
好吧 但這只是開玩笑 跟其他人一樣 Right, but it's a joke,like everyone else's.
跟其他人的不一樣 Well, it's not like everybody else's.
這只是個玩笑 不是什麼預言 It was a joke. It wasn't a prediction. You know.
玩笑 A joke.
要不我們重新寫一個 How about we do another one?
那你為什麼要擰佛像的乳頭? And why would you tweak the nipples on the Buddha?
那樣很沒禮貌 That seemed, like, disrespectful.
對誰沒禮貌?對你嗎?你皈依佛門了? Disrespectful to who? To you?Did you convert to Buddhism?
不是 那樣很噁心 我不是佛教的 No, that's disgusting. I'm not Buddhist.
那可是佛像 It's... That's Buddha. That's Buddha!
好 好 但是那也是開玩笑的 好嗎? Right, right. But you know that was a joke about nipples. Right?
而且我們又不是佛教的 And not Buddhism.
對 佛像對跟多人來說都很神聖 但是那樣… Yeah, Buddha is sacred to a lot of people, but that is...
我們還在開派對呢 算了吧 This is a party,so let's just forget about it.
好 就當沒發生過 Okay, yeah, no, forgotten.
我們可以再寫一個 -對 - I mean, we can do another one of these. - Yes.
這位女士有個塞子 然後弄得屁股都要開花了 So this lady has a plunger and there's a butt crack.
嘿 -嘿 瞌睡蟲 - Hey. - Hey, sleepy head.
早上好 -哇 - Good morning. - Oh, wow.
這些是我星期二拍的 I shot these on Tuesday.
他們這對情侶很驚人 They were such an amazing couple.
他們讓我茅塞頓開 They were so open to all of my ideas.
太好了 那是哪裏? Great. Where is that?
在西雅圖 我們得去造船廠 Over in Seattle. We had to go near the shipyards though
這樣我們可以拍到更好的照片 so we could get something a little more edgy.
你看看那面牆 -嗯 - 'Cause I mean, look at that wall. - Yeah.
嘿 你今天不是應該去找職業咨詢師嗎? Hey, weren't you supposed to go to that career counselor today?
是啊 -是吧? - Yeah. - Yeah?
你應該去… You should...
對 我要去準備準備了 Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'll go get ready.
好的 Good.
有人嗎?是不是有人在外面? -是我 你不用出來看了 - Hello, is somebody there? - It's me, you don't have to come out.
怎麼回事? What's this?
什麼怎麼回事?我只想看看電視 What's what?I'm just gonna watch some TV.
梅根 我不喜歡你這個習慣 Megan, I don't think I like this new habit.
我聽安東尼說 你今天要去見職業咨詢師 I spoke with Anthony, and he said you were meeting with the career counselor today.
天啊 我完全知道她要說些什麼 簡直是浪費時間 My God, I know exactly what she's going to say. It's just a waste of time.
梅根 我不想看到你浪費文憑了 Megan, honey, I don't want to see you throw away your education.
你可是拿了高等學位的 -我知道 - You have an advanced degree. - I know.
你父親就不該 給你安排個那種蠢工作 因為現在… And your father should have never given you that stupid job because now...
是我女兒嗎? -嘿 你在家裏幹什麼? - Is that my girl? - Hey, what are you doing home?
這是他的家 It's his home.
請了一天假 -我也是 - Taking the day off. - Yeah, me too.
想在這裏吃晚飯嗎? Wanna stay for dinner?
好 -愛德 - Yeah. - Ed.
嘿 今晚是不是自己做披薩? -好啊 好主意 - Hey, is it "make your own pizza" night? - Sure, great idea.
對啊 -太好了 - Yeah. - Great idea.
我保證這一生都會 愛你 I promise to love you,to cherish you and to hold you
珍惜你 呵護你 直到海枯石爛 and to be the rock in our relationship for the rest of our days.
我保證 每天早晨醒來 我都要做你的滿天星 I promise to be your baby's breath when we wake each morning.
夜幕降臨時 做你的野薔薇 And to be your evening rose at day's end.
我保證成為你的避風港 And I promise to be your safe harbor
不管船舶有沒有搖擺 when the boat is rocking and when it's not rocking.
我們有請新郎新娘 沃納梅克先生和女士 I give you the bride and the groom,Mr. and Mrs. Wanamaker!
他們來了 And here they are
開始為大家獻舞一曲 此曲是新娘親自挑選 作為他們夫婦的 dancing to the song Mrs. Wannamaker has picked for their first dance together
第一支舞 as man and wife.
我第一次約你出去的時候 My dad used to make yipping sounds
我爸總是叫喚 因為他說我們那時是早戀 when I first started to take you out because he said it was puppy love.
我知道 我還記得 I know. I remember.
嗯 但其實不是早戀 Yeah, well, you know,but it wasn't puppy love.
對啊 因為我們其實很早就成熟了 No... I mean, unless we stayed puppies for a seriously long time.
聽著… -怎麼了? - Listen... - What?
聽著 我知道 這一天我等了很久很久 Look... I know it's taken me a really long time to get here.
你在說什麼? What are you talking about?
你知道我上個月是怎麼開研討會的嗎? Okay, well, you know how I took that guy's seminar last month?
嗯 -我做了一個人格測試 - Right. - Well, I took a personality test.
測試結果表明我是那種… And the test came back and the type that I am...
拖延者 -安東尼… - is a procrastinator. - Anth, I mean...
是誰編的那些測試?拜託 -專家 - Who makes up those tests? Come on. - Experts.
好 -那些非常聰明的人… - Right. - Like really smart people...
但那不重要 But that's not important.
重要的是 我真是個傻子 What's important is that I've been such a bonehead
這件事 居然想了那麼久 in waiting to do this for so long.
不 不 哇 起來 快起來 No, no! Whoa, get up, get up!
好 -起來… - Okay. - Get up...
好 我起來了 聽我說 Okay, I'm up, and listen,
我知道我們過去沒有 I know we have had our trouble in the past
見證我們的時刻 但是現在可以 with recognizing our moments,but this is it.
現在就是我們的重要時刻 -不要 - This is our moment. - No.
不 這不是我們的重要時刻 這是艾莉森的重要時刻 這是她的婚禮 No, this isn't our moment, this is Allison's moment, this is her wedding.
我知道 而且非常棒 I know, and it's totally cool.
當我剛開始想到的時候 我就跟她說了 When I first had the idea,I ran it by her
她也很替我們開心 and she was so happy for us.
而且今天午餐時 我吃到一塊幸運餅上面寫著「及時行樂」 And today, at lunch, I got a fortune cookie that said, "Carpe diem."
及時行樂? -對 - Carpe diem? - Yes.
嘿 兩位 梅根 你能幫我找找我媽媽嗎? Hey, hey, guys, hey.Megan, can you find my mom?
她等下要跟馬特跳舞了 我好像看到她在花園裏 She has the next dance with Matt.I think I saw her out in the garden.
好 我…我去看看 Yeah, I'm... I'm...I'm gonna come... I'm...
等我一下 -好的 - I'm just a second...- Right.
抱歉 她要去找一下我媽媽 Sorry but she has to find my mom.
沒事 -再見 - No, it's fine. - Okay. Bye.
沒事 It's fine.
我要過去把玫瑰花瓣 放到蜜月套房 I'm going to go and put the rose petals in the bridal suite.
現在? -對 - Right this second? - Yeah.
不是應該在他們離開之前弄嗎? Don't you do that just before they leave?
不用 現在就可以 那我…晚點再弄 No, no, it's cool right now.Okay, I'll... Later right? Later.
梅根?梅根 Meg? Meg...
嘿 不好意思 Hey, excuse me.
啊? Yeah?
你在參加派對嗎 You look like you party.
準確說 我剛從一個派對上過來 I guess I'm technically coming from one.
好 我們也不敢相信 我們都忘記帶身份證了 Cool. So... we can hardly believe this,but we all forgot our ID's.
其實我們想買點啤酒… And I mean, normally we would just go buy some beer ourselves...
但是我們看起來又不到21歲 很瘋狂吧? but I guess we look under 21.Which is crazy, right?
我知道 所以… I know. So...
要是我們給你點錢什麼的 If we gave you some money or something,
你能幫我們解決這個問題嗎 would you help us straighten this whole problem out
幫我們買一個6罐裝的啤酒? and just buy us a six-pack or something?
天啊 Oh, God.
零錢不用給我們了 You could totally keep the change.
好 Okay.
我在你們這個年紀的時候 曾經也有人幫過我 所以我也會幫你們的 Someone did this for me when I was your age, so I'm going to do it for you.
是成人禮吧? -嗯 - It's like a rite of passage, right? - Yeah.
你太好了 Yeah, I... I had a good feeling about you.
一般都會答應的 That makes one of us.
嘿 你能幫我們買點冷飲嗎? Hey, yo, can we get some coolers too?
還有紅酒 And some red wine.
你能再買點白酒嗎?謝謝 And can you get some white wine also? Thank you.
你不用都買到的 You don't have to get all that.
謝謝 Thank you.
耶 Yeah!
給你們 別喝太多了 -太好了 - Here you go. Drink responsibly. - Sweet.
好了 我要走了 晚安 Okay, I'm out of here.Goodnight, you guys.
我很抱歉 能借我玩一下嗎? I'm really sorry. Can I have a look at that for a second?
好 拿去吧 Yeah, go for it.
好 Okay.
差點了 Almost.
天啊 八年級後 我再也沒玩過這個了 God, I haven't done this since I was in eighth grade.
好 我再試一次就走了 Okay, okay, one more time and then I'm going.
好了 非常感謝 Okay, all right, thank you so much.
拜託 你要去哪裏? -再玩一會兒吧 - Come on, where are you going? - Hang out some more.
拜託 留下吧 Come on, stay.
我可以再玩一個小時 -好 - I mean, maybe I've got an hour. - Yeah.
你們打算幹什麼呢? What are you up to?
各位 我真佩服你們 太有藝術了 Guys, I'm really impressed.This is truly art.
噢 好吧 -來吧 梅根 - Oh. Okay. - Come on, Megan.
快扔 快點 Go right now, go.
該死的 Shit.
見鬼 Shit.
當你去一個派對 喝醉了 而其他人都是清醒的 You know when you go to a party drunk,and everybody else is sober.
或者是… Or no. Or maybe like,
你是清醒的 別人都醉了 maybe you're the sober one and everybody else is drunk.
天啊 你會覺得 一個認識很久的朋友 God, you'd think that somebody who you've known for forever
知道乳頭對你的意義所在嗎 would have known what you meant about nipples,
就像 嘿 也許… and it's like, hey, hey, maybe...
用佛像 當酒店裝飾是個更大的笑話是吧 maybe, like, using Buddha as a restaurant decoration is the bigger joke, right?
或者… Or maybe...
他們才是真正在講笑話的人 Maybe actually they're the ones that are telling the jokes
而我是與她們格格不入的人 and I'm the one that's missing them. You know?
你說的這些 讓我覺得很傷心 It makes me really sad what you're saying.
很傷心 It's sad...
我不知道你在說什麼 但還是很傷心… I don't even know what you're talking about but still...
別傷心 米斯蒂 -我沒事 我很好 - Don't get sad, Misty. - I'm fine. I'm fine.
不 你不該喝醉 難過的 你看帕特裏克 No, no, like, you shouldn't get drunk and get sad. I mean, look at Patrick.
帕特裏克很難過 他連酒都沒有碰 Patrick's sad and he hasn't even touched his wine.
他的朋友都分道揚鑣了 His folks are splitting up.
他們分開都是因為他爸爸 His dad's being a massive dick in the divorce.
所以我們才用廁紙整他的家 That's why we TP'd his house.
那是他的家? -對 - That was his house? - Yeah.
那我們還是可以做朋友 一起出去玩吧? So you don't want to go out together as friends then?
你還是帶高二的那個去吧 來一次真正的約會 Just take the sophomore.You know, just take a real date.
好吧 安妮卡 你想怎樣就怎樣吧 All right, whatever Annika.Whatever you want.
我很抱歉 我剛剛打斷你們了 I'm sorry. I just...I totally interrupted.
什麼?我和朱尼爾? What, me and Junior?
沒事我們只是在討論畢業舞會 No, we were just talking about the prom.
就是一些傻事 You know, stupid stuff.
今晚我看到我爸爸 背著我媽媽出軌了 I saw my dad cheat on my mom tonight.
是嗎? Really?
他好像正準備 讓那女的手淫了 I think he was about to get a hand job.
嗯… Yeah, my...
我媽媽在7年前就離開我和我爸爸了 My mom left my dad and I,like, seven years ago now.
莫名其妙地 我不知道她為什麼要這樣 It was out of nowhere.We don't know why she did it.
你知道你爸爸為什麼要那樣嗎? You know why your dad did it?
我不知道 I don't.
這樣… Well...
要是你想跟我聊天 If you ever want to talk,
打給我吧 -你要給我一個手機? - call me. - You're giving me a phone?
我有很多個 米斯蒂的爸爸是賣手機的 I have a bunch of them.Misty's dad sells them.
我只是經常用它來打電話 好不讓我爸爸知道 I just pretty much just use that one to hide stuff from my dad.
謝謝 Thanks.
我不知道現在幾點了 我要怎麼… God, I don't even know what time it is.How do I... Oh, no...
是這個按鈕?該死的 This one? Oh, shit.
糟糕 見鬼 Shit, shit, shit, shit.
再見 謝謝你們 我玩的很開心 Bye, thanks for the awesome time.
梅根 你怎麼了?你去哪裏了? Megan, what happened to you?Where have you been?
對不起 很對不起 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I...
我比我想像的 更沒用 I... you know, I was more wasted leaving the wedding than I knew.
我到了商店的時候 我才意識到我不該開車的 And by the time I got to the store,I realized I shouldn't even be driving.
然後我很想吐 就在路邊吐了 And then I got sick and I was puking in some bushes,
然後我的裙子弄髒了 然後我把車留在那兒了 and then my dress got dirty,and then I had to leave the car there
搭車回來的 然後我現在回來了 and take a cab here.And now I'm back.
我以為你不高興了 I thought you got upset about,
因為我要跪下 we'll call it the kneeling,
然後故意不回來的 但是那又不像你 and that you didn't come back on purpose,but that didn't seem like you.
沒有 對不起 No, no, I'm sorry.
對不起 你肯定嚇到了 對不起 I'm sorry. I got scared, I'm sorry.
我只是…我不知道 天啊 我現在一團糟 我們可以… I just... I don't know. Oh, God,I'm a mess right now, look, can we...
我們可以明天再討論嗎? Can we talk about this tomorrow?
嗯… Well...
寶貝 不要… Well, baby, no...
不要? -不要 - No? - No.
我們不能 -對 - We can't. - Right.
因為我們已經浪費了很多時間 Because we have wasted so much time...
我們應該來點正式的 現在是屬於我們的 we should have just made it official and our time is now.
我知道你為什麼猶豫 I know why you're hesitant.
為什麼? -因為整個策劃… - Why? - It's the planning and...
壓力 還有所有禮服什麼的 the pressure and all the trappings of all that.
但是我們不用那樣 -不用? - But we don't have to do it that way. - No?
不用 因為我們… No, because we...
我們可以私奔 我想著 We can elope. I was thinking.
我們不用告訴父母 我們不告訴朋友 We don't have to tell our parents,we don't have to tell our friends.
真的嗎? -我們可以去個海灘或者維加斯 - Really? - We could go to a beach or Vegas.
我想去維加斯 因為馬上就可以落實 I was thinking Vegas 'cause we could just check that step off
然後明天就可以結婚 and we could be married tomorrow.
真的嗎?你想這樣? Would you do that? Would you do that?
是的 我想這樣 Yes. I would do that.
好 -我願意這樣 - Okay. - I would do that.
對了 明天我們還要跟 馬特和艾莉森吃早午餐 Wow, we have Matt and Allison's brunch tomorrow.
不過我們可以後天去 我們後天去 But we can do it the day after.We can go the day after tomorrow.
嗯 Yeah.
我後天不行 I can't the day after that.
什麼意思?為什麼? What do you mean, why? Why? Why?
我的天啊 我真的想… My God, I really wanted to...
想去個人發展研討會 To go to that personal development seminar.
等等 真的嗎? -嗯 - Wait, really? - Yeah.
要去奧卡斯島? -對 - On Orcas? - Yeah, right.
因為 你知道… Because, you know...
我現在給我爸舉牌子 I'm twirling a sign for my dad,
我真的不知道 以後怎麼辦 and I... I... don't know what to do with my future.
這太好了 梅根 -嗯 - That's awesome, Meg. - Yeah.
我完全贊成 太好了 I'm so all for that. That's amazing.
他們會給你一個動物 You know... They do this thing where they give you an animal
幫你形象的建造一個行為模式 to help you visualize new behavioral patterns.
我的是鯊魚 它有助於提醒我需要不斷進步 And mine was a shark. And it helped to remind me that I need to keep progressing,
否則我就會沉下去 otherwise I'll just sink.
好的 那… Yeah, so...
等你去奧卡斯島研討完後… After your seminar on Orcas...
你願意… Will you...
梅根·伯奇… Megan Burch...
願意跟我私奔去維加斯嗎? run off to Vegas with me?
我願意 Yes, I will.
你願意 You will.
戴上它 There it goes.
我愛你 -我愛你 - I love you. - I love you.
我很愛你 -我也很愛你 - I love you so much. - I love you so much.
你昨晚怎麼了? -我很抱歉 我吐了 - What happened to you last night? - I'm so sorry. I got sick.
吐了? Sick?
她喝了太多酒了 結果在停車場吐了 She had a few too many drinks and ended up vomiting in a parking lot.
對不起 I'm sorry.
你怎麼喝那麼多酒? Why would you possibly drink that much?
現在照片裏都沒有你 Now you are not in any of the table pictures.
視頻裏也沒有你 -梅根·艾希莉·伯奇… - You are missing from the video. - Megan Ashley Burch...
你嚇死大家了 你去哪裏了? You had everyone scared to death.Where the hell have you been?
我不舒服 I got sick.
噢 她說她不舒服 Oh. She said she got sick.
我只是… I just...
我要…出去一下 還有事… I just need to... I've got to go and do something.
沒事的 寶貝 It's okay, baby.
寶貝 -我要走了 - Hon. - I was just leaving.
等下…你怎麼了? Wait... What's going on with you?
我怎麼了? -對 - What's going on with me? - Yeah.
我看到你了 I saw you.
我昨晚看到你了 所以我現在不想看到你了 I saw you. So right now I don't even want to look at you.
我們小聲一點說 Let's just quietly talk about this for a second.
說什麼?抱歉 要說什麼? Talk about what?I'm sorry, talk about what?
我不知道 I don't know.
人一起生活 總有不合 總會變的 People grow together, they grow apart.It's always shifting.
對 跟媽媽結婚3O年了 Oh, right. Three decades of marriage to Mom
你卻說我看到的是你的改變? and you're going to describe what I saw as shifting?
等下 Wait.
嘿 你沒事吧? -沒事 - Hey. You okay? - Yeah.
好 薩凡納和西奧想跟我們倆談談 Okay. Savannah and Theo want to talk to us.
談什麼? -我不知道 過來吧 - About what? - I don't know. Come here.
太好了 你們來了 我和西奧討論過了 Oh, good, there you are. So...Theo and I have been talking it over
雖然你們還沒有結婚… and even though you guys aren't technically married...
你就跟戈爾迪·霍恩一樣 you know, you're doing the whole Goldie Hawn thing.
你們在一起很久了 而且你們很年輕 You know, you've been together the longest and you are young
你們很有趣… -非常有趣 - and you are fun... - So fun.
我們很負責的說 你們很穩定 And, you know, if we're being responsible, you're stable.
我們想請求你們一件事…準備好了嗎? And what we wanted to ask you is... Ready?
你們可以做我們寶寶的教父母? Would you be our baby's godparents?
你們在開玩笑嘛? -沒有 - Are you kidding? - No.
好啊… -我們願意 - Sure... - Yeah, we would.
我們很榮幸 We would be honored.
看吧我早就說了 -是正式答應了? - See, I told you. - Is it official?
你現在看到的是「沐星」的教父母 You are looking at Juppiter's godparents.
就是他們 -「沐星」? - There they are. - Juppiter?
對 沒人用那個名字吧 -沒人用的 - Yeah, nobody has that name. - No one.
挺奇怪的名字 -我相信沒人會用的 - Oddly. - I bet not.
像木星 只是多了「三點水」 Like the planet.Except two "P's," two "P's."
我覺得這樣對我很有好處 You know, I think this is going to be really good for me.
我也覺得 Me too.
就像你要去單身派對一樣 不過是在研討會上 It's like you're having your bachelorette party but at a seminar.
對 -對 - Yeah. - Yeah.
到時候你可能也是鯊魚 Maybe you'll get a shark too.
有可能 -好了 拜拜 - Maybe. - All right, bye.
開車注意安全 Drive safe.
拜拜 -拜拜 - Bye. - Bye.
喂? -嘿 你好嗎?我是安妮卡 - Hello? - Hey, what up? It's Annika.
緊急情況 你可以過來學校 冒充我媽媽嗎? Huge emergency, could you come down to my school and pretend to be my mom?
哇 什麼? Whoa, what?
嗯 我今天要開家長會 Yeah, I'm supposed to have this parent/teacher conference today,
但是沒有告訴父母 所以我的輔導員說 要打電話給我爸爸 but I threw the note out. So my counselor said she's gonna call my dad,
但是如果讓他來 那他一定會很生氣的 but he will be super pissy if he has to come sit down here.
所以我告訴她們 說我媽媽已經知道了 不過要遲點才能來 So I told them my mom already knew about it but were just running late.
我的意思是 你可以過來這裏 So basically my point is,could you just come down here
冒充我媽媽嗎?大概就10分鐘的樣子 and pretend to care about me for like ten minutes?
我會很感激你的 我知道 啤酒那次 已經欠了你一個人情了 I'll owe you, and I know I already owe you for the beer,
但是我真的 真的會很感謝你的 but I will really, really owe you.
但是你一點都不像我 But, but I don't look related to you.
也許我是收養的呢 她怎麼知道 Maybe I'm adopted.What the fuck does she know?
可能知道的並不多 -那你過來嗎? - Probably not much. - So will you come?
嗨 -我的天啊 你真的來了 - Hi. - My God, you actually came through.
你還帶了假的結婚戒指 太感動了 And you have the fake wedding ring.Nice touch.
亨特太太? Mrs. Hunter?
嘿 Hey.
你好 Hello.
我開始關心 So, I'm becoming concerned that
安妮卡沒有好好計劃她的未來 Annika is not taking steps towards her future.
知道了… Got it. Well...
回家了 我一定會好好跟她談談的 I'll be sure to talk to her about it at home.
這樣就可以了嗎? So, we're good here?
亨特太太 我發現你一定非常忙 但是… Mrs. Hunter, I realize you must have a very busy life. But...
我希望我們可以一起 擬出一個計劃出來 I was hoping that we could all come up with a plan today.
好 當然 計劃 你有嗎? Okay, sure. A plan. Do you have one?
我不知道 我想說… I don't know. I mean...
這麼早就計劃以後的事 好像很蠢 It kind of seems stupid to plan that far in advance
反正以後還是會變的 對吧? when you're just gonna change your mind anyway, right?
比如你懷了小孩 I mean, say you had a kid,
但是你發現你根本不想要小孩 and then you realize you didn't really want the kid.
你懷孕了? Was there a pregnancy?
沒有 她在說她媽媽 也就是我 No, she's talking about her mom. Me.
她媽媽 Her mom.
作為她的媽媽 我想說… And as her mom, I'd say that...
制定一些死板的計劃 I'm sure it does seem kind of stupid
確實看起來挺傻的 但是… to make some sort of rigid plan for the future. But...
不重視自己是誰 不知道什麼會讓你開心 It's stupider not to start paying attention to who you are
那樣顯得更傻 and what makes you happy.
否則 你就會漂浮不定 Otherwise, you just float.
所以 她需要一個計劃 So... there's the start of her plan.
這個會開得很好 哈爾普斯基老師 你讓我們再好好想想吧 Good meeting, Mrs. Halpsky.You've given us a lot to think about.
好的…好 Yes, well... Yes.
那這種會議還挺有趣的啊? So this is kind of an interesting job to have?
這需要什麼證件? What kind of licensing does it take?
你在質疑我的資格證嗎? Are you questioning my qualifications?
沒有 別誤會 No. No. Never mind. I...
我只是好奇而已 走吧 I was just curious. Come on.
你徹底搞定她了 You worked her o-ver.
你可以把戒指摘下了 她完全相信了 You can take that stuff off now, you know.She totally bought it.
還記得半個小時前 你說你會好好感謝我嗎? Remember half an hour ago when you said you'd really owe me?
天啊 你的接受能力真快 Holy shit. You collect fast.
我要躲一個星期 你爸爸要工作 對吧? I need to lay low for a week.Your dad works, right?
我爸爸通常7點回來 So, my dad usually comes home around 7:00,
但是他要跟一些離婚的人鬼混 所以他都會晚點回來 but he's going to some lame,divorcee mixer, so he'll be late.
這是客廳 This is the living room.
還有這個… And this...
這是我的林恩 -天啊 - This is Lynn. - Jesus Christ.
我媽媽看了《海底總動員》後買的 Yeah, my mom bought her when she saw Finding Nemo
因為她覺得烏龜很可愛 但是… 'cause she thought that turtle was cute, but...
後來她發現 這種烏龜不會游泳 Then she realized that this kind doesn't swim.
所以她把你也拋棄了 對嗎?林恩 So she ditched you, too,didn't she, Lynn?
你不用對它做什麼的 只要別踩到它就好了 You don't really have to do anything for her. Just don't step on her.
它喜歡藏在這裏 -我不用喂東西給它吃嗎? - She likes to hide back here. - Do I need to feed her?
你可以試試 但是我們都知道它厭食 You can try, but we're pretty sure she's an anorexic.
真好養 Cool pet.
這裏是廚房 你想吃什麼隨便吃 So, this is the kitchen. You can basically eat whatever you want.
不過這是他的酒罐 But this is his box of wine.
要是你想喝的話 用漏斗和保鮮盒 So if you have some,use the funnel with the Tupperware
然後在酒罐裏加一點點水 我們都是這樣的 and fill it up with a little bit of water.It's what we do.
我覺得他不會注意到的 I don't think he really notices.
今晚丹邀請了一些人過來 And tonight, this guy Dan has invited some people over
因為他父母出城了 如果你想的話 我們可以一起 'cause his parents are out of town.So if you want to do that, we can do it.
然後我們再偷偷回來 -好的 - And then we'll just sneak you back in. - Okay.
得用這種滋潤型的 這個綠色真的很漂亮 And I'm using Humid.It's a really gorgeous green.
塗在下邊 -對 下眼瞼 好了 - Under. - Yeah, on the edge. All right.
你準備好了嗎? -好了 - You ready? - Yeah.
我一直想試試煙熏妝 You know, I always wanted to try a smoky eye.
但是我覺得太誇張了 But I thought it might be too much on me.
我不知道 我挺喜歡的 I don't know. I like it.
嘿 Hey!
哇 你應該敲門的 -你又沒說 我不認識你哦 - Whoa! You're supposed to knock. - Write a letter. I don't know you.
梅根 -我是克雷格 - Megan. - Craig.
她是我的新朋友 你不是應該去派對了嗎? She's a new friend.You're supposed to be at that mixer.
我回來換衣服 這樣就不像律師了 Yeah, well, I came home to change so I don't look like a lawyer.
哇 Wow.
現在這年代的高中生越來越憔悴了 High school students are looking rougher and rougher these days.
我剛畢業 -天啊 你不能這麼粗魯的 - Just graduated. - God, you can be rude sometimes.
她是我的新朋友 好嗎?我們要去看電影 Look, she's a new friend, okay?We're just gonna go to the movies.
那好吧 要是那個年輕吸血鬼泡到妹子了 告訴我一聲 Right well, let me know if the teen vampire gets the girl.
10前回家 我也會 And be home by 10. I know I'll be.
他如果不想那麼孤獨的話 其實可以一直別回來 You know, why doesn't he just stay out if he wants to be less lonely?
我不知道快點 I don't know. Come on.
這變成大學派對了嗎? Is this turning into a college party?
啤酒去哪兒了?這邊? Where's the fucking beer? This way?
朱尼爾 你好嗎? -嘿 - Junior! What's up? - Hey.
經濟學課後 好久不見了 Long time no see since Econ.
整晚都圍著他 -喲 安妮卡 - Yeah, that goes on around him all night. - Yo. Yo, Annika!
嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
跳上來 Oh, yeah, let's do this!
我們若不開始 那就不算派對了 誰來幫幫我 It's not a party till we start.Who's gonna help me get this going!
給你 Here.
嗯 人還真是夠多的了 Yeah. This is definitely having people over.
噢 我一直都很喜歡尼爾·楊 Oh, yeah. I've always loved Neil Young.
我才發現他的 I just discovered him.
好了 我要弄冰塊了 不會有事的 Okay, I'm gonna put the ice cube.It's gonna be good.
好了 數三下 1… Okay, on the count of three. One...
2… Two!
好了 美女們 耳環拿過來 快點遞過來 對 謝謝 Okay, girls. We need the hoop.Come on. Hand it over. Yeah, thank you.
好像已經過了10點了 我們該走了 Hey, I think it's past your curfew,so we should probably go.
這是我媽媽 This is my mom.
這是你媽媽? -是的 她現在在當模特了 - Wow, that's your mom? - Yeah, she models for catalogs now.
我之前無意發現的 I've come across them before.
我甚至都感覺 自己不認識她了 I don't even know who she is anymore.
你後來沒見過她了? You don't see her?
我們以前 偶爾通幾次電話 We did phone calls for a bit.
不過沒有堅持下來 It didn't really last.
你知道她在哪兒嗎? Do you know where she is?
有個地址 在他寄給我爸的撫養費的支票上 There's an address. On the child support check she sends my dad.
他把錢放到一個箱子裏 上面寫著「不用 謝謝」 He puts them in a box labeled,"No, thanks."
天啊 對不起我 今晚真的很多愁善感 God, I'm sorry.I'm really emotional tonight.
朱尼爾的事 我已經很不開心了 然後我來到這裏看到她 I was already upset about Junior,and then I came in here, and I saw her.
你喜歡他? -嗯 - You like him? - Yeah.
我可能愛上他了 -哇 - I might even be in love with him. - Wow.
你確定他不喜歡你嗎? Well, are you sure that he doesn't like you, too?
他當然不喜歡 他只想做朋友 Sure he does. As a friend.
好吧 Oh, right.
他可能只是在看她衣服的標籤 You know, he's probably checking her tag
看看要怎麼洗 -嗯 - to see what cycle to wash it in. - Yeah.
梅根 我可以借一下你的車鑰匙嗎?我的運動衫好像落在車上了 Megan, can I borrow your car keys?I think I left my sweatshirt out there.
這個借口找的不錯 -謝謝 - Yeah. Sweatshirt's a really good idea. - Thanks.
我讀高中的時候 每個人都說那個傢伙喜歡我 You know, when I was in high school,there was a guy that everyone said liked me.
還不都是聽朋友說的 It was all I heard about from my friends.
但他從來沒有什麼表示 所以我一直不確定 But he never acted on it,so I kept getting unsure.
那他有沒有做點什麼? -嗯 - Well, did he ever do anything about it? - Yeah.
高二的時候 他當著所有人的面 要我做他女朋友 Sophomore year, he asked me to be his girlfriend in front of everyone.
那你喜歡他嗎? -嗯 他挺可愛的 有點藝術氣息 - And did you like him? - Yeah. He was cute. Kind of artsy.
他能發現所有細節 用他的方式談論它們 He noticed these details about the world and talked about them in a way
其他人都做不到 而且他一直… that no other high school guy would.And he was always...
他一直很喜歡拍照 He was always taking pictures and...
然後能隨口說出 我覺得非常深奧的引述 and pulling quotes out of nowhere which I thought was pretty deep.
但是…也許那就是 我開始養成 But, but maybe it was the start of a habit
「等待別人幫我做決定」這個習慣的時候 of waiting for other people to make decisions for me.
你知道嗎? You know?
好了 Okay.
好吧 他肯定在裏面 等著要好好訓我一頓 Okay. He's going to be waiting inside to do a whole deposition on me.
你等下直接去我房間 然後在那兒等著我 So just go straight to my room and wait for me there.
你不用脫鞋了 You don't have to take your shoes off.
嘿 你去哪裏了? Hey. Where you been?
天啊 電影太長了 God! That movie was so long.
嗨 -嘿 - Hi. - Hey.
你都搞定了吧 -是的 - Did you find everything you needed? - Yeah.
好了 All right, cool.
你沒事吧? Are you in trouble?
沒事 他只是要我告訴他 電影情節 No. He just made me tell him the plot to the movie we saw.
然後他看看 跟他在網上看的 是不是一樣的 And then he read the same plot to me back online to see if it matched.
但是我跟他說的 是上個星期 我逃課去看的那部電影 But I just told him a movie I saw last week when I ditched school.
我沒想到 你喜歡躲著說悄悄話啊 Yeah. I didn't think you had an interest in ventriloquism.
你 下樓 我們得談談 You. Downstairs. We need to talk.
對不起 -這不是你的錯 - I'm sorry. - It's not your fault.
你是誰? Who are you?
梅根·伯奇 Megan. Burch.
我知道這個問題 對女人來說很敏感 And I get that this can sometimes be sensitive information for a woman,
但是你多少歲了? but how old are you?
2O多 I'm in my 20s.
那你為什麼要睡在我家? And why are you sleeping over at my house?
或者我應該問個更重要的 你為什麼要跟我女兒一起玩? Or I guess the larger question is,why are you hanging out with my daughter?
這有點難解釋 -我想也是 - It's kind of hard to explain. - I bet.
我從來沒有想過要解釋 對我自己也是 No, I mean, I've never really tried to.Not even to myself.
我不想聽那些排練好的話 I like hearing things better when they're not rehearsed.
好吧 All right...
我是在這周圍長大的 不是 I grew up around here.Well, no, I didn't, I mean, you know,
應該是對面湖的東面 across the lake on the east side.
我和我男朋友在高中是「最佳情侶」 I got "best couple" with my boyfriend in high school.
然後我和朋友開始選了一個舞蹈隊 And I started an alternative dance team with my friends
跳野獸男孩 不是熱曲40首 還挺好玩的 meaning that we danced to Beastie Boys instead of top 40. It was kind of cool.
大學後 我做了幾份工作 時間過去了 還是跳過這一段兒吧… After college, I worked some random jobs,time went by. I'm gonna skip to...
然後我繼續回學校讀研 拿了 家庭婚姻理療師的學位 Okay, I went back to grad school to get my marriage and family therapist degree
因為我 以為我想跟大家誠實的交談 because I thought I wanted to have honest conversations with people.
但是… But...
實習的時候… I did my internship and I...
我跟所有客戶都相處不好 I couldn't relate to any of my clients.
我感覺我就像個騙子 I felt like a total fraud.
於是 我在這裏 還算是有點找到了自我的感覺… So, you know, I kind of found myself in this place. Like...
就好像 一種局外的地方 你明白嗎 this kind of weird in-between place,you could say, you know?
我不知道 我有點漂浮不定吧 And, I don't know,I was kind of floating.
後來我在雜貨店遇到了安妮卡 我跟她玩了一會兒滑板 And then I met Annika at the grocery store,and I skateboarded with her for a minute.
覺得真的很有意思 我以前很喜歡滑板 我很懷念 And it was really fun, you know.I liked skateboarding. I missed it.
跟一些 能讓我感到放鬆的人 I think it was just nice to hang out with somebody
在一起玩 感覺很好 that cut me some slack for a change.
不好意思 我知道聽著有點亂 這… I'm sorry. This isn't gonna make any sense. This is...
你知道 我就… You know, this isn't...
我就像在胡說八道一樣 你直接起訴我好了 It's not gonna make any sense,so just fucking sue me.
抱歉 我不是故意跟你開律師玩笑的 I'm sorry, that wasn't meant to be a lawyer joke.
如果沒有侮辱的意思 就不是玩笑 It's not a joke if it's not insulting.
我可能不懂律師玩笑吧 不 等下 我聽我爸說過一個 I don't think I know any lawyer jokes.No, wait, I do. I've got one from my dad.
5千個律師死在海底如何評判? What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
是個好的開頭 嘿 你聽說過成年女人 A good start. Hey, did you hear the one about the grown woman
開始跟一群小屁孩一起玩的嗎? who started hanging out with a bunch of pubescent kids?
沒有 怎麼了? -我以前也沒聽過 - No, what? - No, I'd never heard of it before either.
拜託 你要幫幫我 你以前是怎樣的? Come on, you gotta help me out.So what... What were you like?
嗯… Well...
高三的時候 我被選為「最帥人物」 Senior year, I was voted "best gorgeousness,"
但好像越長大 越沒以前帥了 and most likely to pump gas when I get older.
後來我意識到 如果我不是為自己的話 And then I realized it would be fairly easy for me to argue for a living
想要以辯為生還是相當簡單的 if I wasn't doing it on my own behalf.
然後有個熱情的穿白色裙子的人 And then there was this intensely poufy white dress.
因為她的薄紗或塔夫綢 害得我有點朦朦朧朧的 It gets a little hazy because of all the tulle or taffeta.
然後來了個小孩 接著那個穿白裙子的就出去了 And then there was a kid, and then the taffeta floated out the door.
事情就是這樣 And that brings us to tonight.
今晚真是夠騷亂了 Tonight. What a cluster fuck.
你在說今晚的派對? -對 - You talking about the mixer? - Yeah.
這些派對上 那些女人 都會用很撩人動作 去撫摸你的前臂 At these things, women insist on touching your forearm in this very deliberate manner.
這些動作本來應該是 用來交流聽力連貫性技巧的… These touches are meant to communicate gold-star level skills in listening...
你知道這些動作嗎 In connectedness. Do you know about this kind of gesture?
嗯 你是說這樣嗎? Yeah. You mean this one?
對 是這樣 Yes. Do go on.
這樣 -是吧? - Do go on. - Right?
嗯 -就是這樣 - Yeah. - That's it.
爸爸 你不會要教訓她一個晚上吧? Dad, you do know you can't lecture her all night, right?
她又不是孩子 -是嗎? - She's not a kid. - Oh, really?
你偷偷把朋友帶到我家 我覺得你在這裏沒有發言權 You snuck your friend into my house,I think you're lacking say-so here.
要是你把她放進你的儲物櫃… If you let her spend the night in your locker...
不 那是學校的財產 No, that's school's property.
要是你把她放到你的書包裏 那可以 不對… If you let her spend the night in your backpack. Yes. No, that's...
那也是我花錢買的書包 -好吧 - Actually I paid for the backpack. - Okay.
所以那也是我的財產 我不知道 So I guess that's my property.I don't know.
你為什麼不好好分析一下再回來 Why don't you put a case together.And come back.
好吧 -等你有可靠的事實後再過來 - All right. - When you got something solid.
我要去睡覺了 -你確定?我們還可以多說幾句的 - I'm gonna go to bed. - You sure? We can talk about this more.
好了 再見 -晚安 寶貝 - Okay, goodbye. - Good night, honey.
財產爭論其實很不雅 但是很快可以解決問題 The property argument is inelegant but it ends things quickly.
我每天都要處理一些人渣的事 Listen, I deal with a lot of scumbags on a daily basis.
所以我發明了一套感謝真誠的機制 So I've developed a real appreciation for the truth.
我在想要是你說了謊 I've gotta think that if you were lying,
你會編一個沒那麼奇怪的理由 you'd make up an excuse that's less fucking weird.
你確實意識到 回到少年生活 You do realize that reverting to a teenage life
以及偷溜到我家很奇怪 對吧? and sneaking into my house is weird, correct?
對 Right.
那你為什麼要在這裏過夜? And why were you trying to sleepover?
我的房子租賃到期了 而且要等一個星期後 才能去新的地方 The lease on my apartment ran out, and I can't get into my new place for a week.
而我的朋友們… And my... my friends...
我只是不想… I just... I didn't want to...
我不想牽連他們或我的父母 I didn't want to involve them or my parents.
好吧… All right...
該死的 現在凌晨1點了 我是不會把你踢出去的 Fuck it. I'm not gonna kick you out at 1:00 in the morning.
謝謝 Oh, thank you.
你不能睡在我孩子房間的地上 You're not sleeping on the floor of my kid's bedroom.
你去睡客房吧 I'm putting you in the guest room.
枕頭夠嗎? -夠 謝謝 - Got enough pillows here? - Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
千萬別讓我這個決定 把我變成不會教育小孩的人了 Please don't let this decision become bad parenting on my part.
不會的 真的不會的 I won't. I really... I really won't.
等等 他讓你留下了? Wait. He let you stay?
對 我住在客房 Yeah. I'm in the guest room.
你也有任務 安妮卡 I'm gonna let you do something too, Annika.
你要多做兩個星期的家務 I'm gonna let you do additional chores for two weeks.
噢 不要 這都是我的錯 Oh, no, hey, look, it's my fault she got in trouble.
是她做的決定 She's the one who made the decision.
幫我再扔一塊餡餅進去 好嗎? Hey, throw another tart in there for me, will you?
這是你的家 聽你的 It's your house.
這是我的家 我今天要在家辦公了 It is my house. You know, I think I'm gonna work from home today
因為我真的無法相信你 because I really have no good reason to trust you.
無意冒犯 -沒關係 - No offense. - None taken.
你的車還在啊 -帕特裏克 - Yo, your ride is here. - Patrick.
我們怎麼回事?你不用再寫了 What happened to us, man?You don't write anymore.
你的衣服真好看 聽著 我知道你想殺了你爸爸 That's a great shirt. Listen.I know you want to kill your dad.
有時候我也想 但我是盡力想 Sometimes I do, too,but I'm doing my best
讓這個案子處理好一點 用廁紙整他是不管用的 to keep this case civil on his end,and toilet papering isn't gonna help.
如果你想向你父親進攻的話… So if you want to take some aggression out on a father figure...
倒不如直接打一架 然後你就可以放下過去了 Let's get scrappy, man.So you can move on.
你是個離婚律師? -是的 他正是我爸 - You're a divorce lawyer? - Yeah, he's my dad's.
等等 你現在住在這裏了? Wait, do you live here now?
好了 All right.
對 我們去上學吧 -對 爸爸 別弄了 快走吧 - Yeah, we should go to school. - Yeah. Dad, stop. Just go.
謝謝你的香蕉 亨特先生 Thanks for the banana, Mr. Hunter.
說真的 帕特裏克 幫幫我 好嗎? Seriously, Patrick. Help me out, okay?
我沒開玩笑 I'm not... I'm not kidding actually.
很好 Good.
我覺得 我已經治好它的飲食失調了 I think I cracked her eating disorder.
真的 Really.
它對自己的身體很有信心 She is feeling so confident about her body.
嗯 我看出來了 Yeah. I can see that.
你看到送信的了嗎? -沒有 - Did you see the mail come? - No, not yet.
給我看看 你有多厲害 Show me something. What have you got?
我正在練習空翻 Well, okay, I'm working on a flip.
你可以空翻然後… So you flip it around and...
然後站上去 你要試試嗎? And then you get on. You wanna go?
試試看 -我都是中年人了 - Come on. - I'm middle-aged.
別 試試看 來 No, look. Have a go. Come on.
過來 -好吧 - Come on. - Okay.
這樣站著 -好 - Just sort of like stand there. - Okay.
然後你要站上去讓它動 像這樣 And then you want to stand to make it go, like, this way.
好 Okay.
天啊 差點打到我雞雞了 那可不太好 Oh, geez. That almost hit my dick.Okay. That's not good.
也許我們應該弄個輔助輪給我 Maybe we should get the training wheels for me.
祝你們愉快 兩位 Have a good day, you guys.
我可以相信你嗎? -你可以 - Can I trust you? - Yes, you can.
要是你需要什麼的話 Okay, if you need anything,
鑰匙在烏龜石下面 key's under the stone tortoise.
好了 再見 -拜拜 - All right. Bye. - Bye.
嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey!
我剛剛在給一些傢伙修照片 I was just retouching some guy's back zits
給他們去痘痘 -聽起來不錯啊 - out of his baby shots. - That sounds lovely.
不對 是太棒了 No, it was amazing. It was amazing.
研討會怎麼樣? How's the seminar?
離開你太奇怪了 It's so weird being away.
你不在的時候 我一直在工作 I mean, with you being gone,I've just been holed up working, and...
我害怕見到別人 I'm afraid to see everyone.
因為我感覺 如果我見到別人 我一定會崩潰然後告訴他們 'Cause I feel like if I see them I'm just gonna crack and tell them.
我一直在假裝成一個單身漢 I've just been pretending to be some complete loner.
其實我是個秘密未婚夫 When really I'm a secret fiance.
那你有沒有什麼收穫? So are you getting a lot out of this?
有 有 Yeah. Yeah, you know...
我的動物是烏龜 想想看 My animal's a tortoise. Go figure.
烏龜 挺好的 A tortoise? That's sweet.
我好想你 I miss you.
我也想你 I miss you.
對了 你爸爸好像留了3百萬條語音留言 Oh, hey, your dad has left like three million voicemail messages
你最好還是打給他 因為我猜他不知道 你在奧卡斯島 so you should probably call him. 'Cause I'm assuming he doesn't know you're on Orcas.
對 這是個秘密 沒有告訴他們 Oh, yeah, no, I was...I was being a secret seminarian.
有道理 -嗯 - Makes sense. - Yeah.
明智的選擇 -謝謝 我也覺得 - Wise choice. - Thanks. I thought so.
好了 我得掛了 先不說了 -好的 沒問題 - Look, I've gotta go. I gotta go. - Okay, right. All right.
我愛你 -很高興跟你說話 - I love you. - Glad I caught you.
我也愛你 拜拜 寶貝 -拜拜 - Love you, too. Bye, baby. - Bye.
嘿 Hey.
你要跟我一起去看我媽媽嗎? Will you go with me to see my mom?
好啊 Sure.
好 All right.
我的天啊 My God.
怎麼了? What is this?
我不知道 I don't know. It...
我只是覺得應該過來 It just kind of felt like something I should do.
天啊 她居然弄點檸檬汁 弄了20分鐘 God. She's been in there making lemonade for, like, 20 minutes.
我覺得她不會出來了 I don't think she's coming out.
快叫她走 帶她上車 然後告訴她 我對不起她 Just take her and put her in the car and tell her I'm sorry.
不管你們還想要幹什麼 And whatever else you need to.
我能跟她說什麼? What could I possibly tell her?
我以為我可以做個好媽媽 That I thought I'd be the really cool mom
帶她去音樂會?把靴子借給她穿? that took her to concerts,and she'd want to borrow my boots?
但是有一天 我發現根本就沒有好媽媽 But then one day I realized there's no such thing as a cool mom.
好媽媽其實只是壞媽媽 That the... cool mom is really just the bad mom,
或者是成為笑話的媽媽 or the mom who has become a joke.
你是克雷格的女朋友嗎?這就是你跟她來的原因? Are you Craig's girlfriend?Is that why you're here with her?
不是 我是她的朋友 No. I'm just her friend.
她想要什麼? What does she expect?
想要你給她點檸檬汁 That you serve some lemonade,
然後你問她5到10個 關於她生活的故事 and you ask her five to ten questions about her life.
如果你對某個人很壞 你只會想他們 願意放過你就好 You treat somebody badly enough, you just assume they'll be happy to let you go.
她還要拿點東西 She had... Said she had to get something.
之後我… So, after I...
你知道… You know...
我開始做很多類型的模特 我沒有做內衣的了 I started doing a lot of catalog modeling,and I ended up doing a lot of lingerie.
對 我知道 我看過你的照片 Yeah, I know, I've seen your pictures.
嗯 Well.
不管怎樣 Anyway,
因為拍了這些愚蠢的照片 他們寄了很多東西給我 they send me home with so many things from these stupid photo shoots.
我只是覺得 And I just thought that since, you know,
你也正在長大成人了… obviously, well,you're a growing woman...
或許這裏會有你喜歡的東西 And... well, maybe there might be some things you like in here.
你喜歡這件嗎? Do you like this one?
嗯 很漂亮 Yeah, it's really nice.
我覺得挺不錯的 I think that's about right.
你喜歡黑色嗎?黑色是你喜歡的顏色嗎? I mean, do you like black?Is black a color you like?
喜歡 -太好了 - Sure. - Great.
太好了 我還有很多 花紋的怎麼樣? Great, I have more. What about florals?
你穿睡衣嗎? I mean, do you wear nightgowns? Or...
我還有丁字褲 你喜歡丁字褲嗎? I have thongs.Are you into thongs or no?
我喜歡有蝴蝶結的那件 I like that one with the bows.
太好了 Great. Yeah.
很好看 That's cute.
還放得下嗎? -可以 - Got room for that? - Yeah.
我真的需要一件無帶胸罩 You know, I really needed a strapless bra.
是嗎? You did?
對 我的舞會禮服要用 Yeah. For my prom dress.
其實她給我一件真的很好 It's actually really good that she gave me one.
對 真的很好 Yeah. Yeah, no, it's really good.
你應該去 -去哪兒? - You should come. - Where?
去舞會 星期六晚上 在聯合湖的船上 To the prom. Saturday night.It's on this boat in Lake Union.
不去了 週六我要回家了 還記得嗎 Oh, no, I've gotta go home Saturday, remember?
我要 回我的新家整理一下 You know, I've gotta get into my new place and sort everything out.
我不能一直這麼在外面漂蕩 I mean, I can't just float around forever.
不要 拜託 你屬於我們的 No. Come on. You belong there with us.
嗨 我很抱歉 讓你們等了這麼久 你們要點什麼? Hi. I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.Can I take your order?
我們要兩杯咖啡 Can we have two mondo chococinos
還有兩個波森莓鬆糕 我們要慶祝下 and two boysenberry muffin tops.We're celebrating.
10.5美元 謝謝 10.50, please.
給你 -謝謝 - There you go. - Thank you.
梅根? Megan?
嘿 巧遇 Hey. Coinky-dink.
安東尼告訴我們 說你自己在奧卡斯島學習 Anthony told us that you were working on yourself on Orcas Island.
你可能不會查看你的留言 And that you probably weren't checking your messages,
所以你不會給我們回電話 so that's why you weren't calling us back.
你打電話了?我的手機關機了 Oh, did you call?No, my... my phone's been off.
梅根 你錯過了薩凡納生孩子 Megan. You missed Savannah having her baby.
而且你是教母 你是教母 And you are the godmother.The godmother!
沐星? -昨天 - Juppiter? - Yesterday!
不是 改成「木衛四」了 No, and they went with Callisto
因為上個星期 醫院有個人叫沐星了 because someone at the hospital had a Juppiter last week.
「木衛四」是木星的衛星之一 Callisto is one of Jupiter's moons.
我只知道木衛一 -嗯 我知道 一共有64顆衛星的 - Oh, I only knew about Io. - Yeah, I learned there are 64.
64顆? -不管怎樣 寶寶已經出生了 - 64? - Anyway, the baby is here.
而你又不在 你也沒有全神貫注於你的研討會 And you're not out of town at all.You're not immersed in some seminar
想辦法將你的人生走上正確的道路 trying to get your life moving in the right direction.
你卻開車來這裏買咖啡 還跟一個… You are driving around getting chococinos with...
那個是誰?連我都不認識的一個人 Who the hell is that?I don't even know who that is.
梅根 那是你的毒販子嗎? Meg... Is that your drug dealer?
沒有 我沒有吸毒 No. No. I'm not on drugs.
好了 聽著 事情是這樣的 Okay, look, here's the thing.
我沒有去奧卡斯島 但是確實在奧卡斯上 No, I'm not... I'm not on Orcas Island.But I am on Orcas,
如果你覺得奧卡斯在更高的一級裏 就是象徵性地 if you think about Orcas on a bigger level. Like symbolically.
我只是…我… I just, you know I...
我只是需要一點私人時間 雖然有一個星期了 I just needed a second of personal time.You know, I mean, it's a week,
但是跟一輩子一比 就像花了1秒鐘 就把所有事情整理好了一樣 but in terms of my life, it's more like just a second to get my shit together.
然後…過幾天 我就會回家了 好嗎 And then... then I'm going home in a couple of days. Okay?
我覺得我應該告訴安東尼 你一直都沒有離開這裏 I feel like I should really tell Anthony that you never left.
你在說什麼?我的天啊 你不是我的朋友嗎 What are you talking about? Oh, my God.You're supposed to be my friend.
在他約我出去之前 我和你 薩凡納 丹妮爾都是很好的朋友 I mean, it was you and me and Savan and Danielle before he ever even asked me out.
但是我不會告訴他的 -謝謝 - But I'm not going to tell him. - Thanks.
因為他買了一個戒指 他打算向你求婚 Because he bought a ring.And he's going to propose to you.
對 沒錯 真的 Yeah. That's right. He did.
我幫他挑的 很不可思議 I helped him pick it out,and it's, like, incredible.
所以我相信 你要好好想想 你騙他去奧卡斯的事 So I bet that makes you think twice about how ridiculous you're being
有多麼荒唐 with this fake Orcas stuff.
梅根…我真的想看到你的婚禮 Meg... I really want this wedding for you.
而且這不只是婚禮 And it's not even the wedding.
也是因為我們是朋友 It's that we're friends.
就像我們的畢業舞會 不只是跳舞 It's like how our prom,it wasn't just a dance,
而是我們在一起 然後看我們是怎麼一起騙媽媽的 it was us getting ready together. And then how we all lied to our moms together.
然後待在廉價酒店 And stayed at the cheap hotel,
一起去骯髒的泳池裸泳 and went swimming naked in that nasty pool.
那時我們都覺得很美好 And we all thought we were so cool.
但是如果你晚上只待在家裏… But if you had stayed home that night, then...
那這些故事對你就沒什麼意義了 the stories wouldn't have made sense to you.
你對那晚也沒有任何意義了 You wouldn't have been a part of everything that night meant.
我只是覺得 我們是成年人了 生活瑣事都比以前多了 I just think now that we're adults,our lives are that times 10.
你在說什麼? What are you saying?
我想說 我不會給你添亂的 I'm saying that I'm not going to mess things up for you. Just...
你也別自己添亂 Don't mess them up for yourself.
好了 All right.
剛才是怎麼回事 What was that all about?
她只是想給我說幾句話 Oh, she just had a message to give me.
我要去買個嬰兒禮物 I need to get a baby gift.
嘿 你們倆去哪兒了? Hey. Where you two been?
梅根帶我去買了一些新內衣 Megan took me to get some new bras.
怎麼樣?好玩嗎? How was that? Was that fun?
好玩? Fun?
我要過去躺一會兒 I'm gonna go and lie down for a while.
好的 米斯蒂要過來睡 All right. Misty is gonna come over and have a sleepover
因為我們明天沒有課 -沒課?為什麼 - 'cause we have no school tomorrow. - No school, why is that?
明天是職員培訓日 Yeah, it's a staff development day.
好的 小心米斯蒂 要保管好我們的貴重物品 Okay, well, keep Misty away from our valuables.
我開玩笑的 只是開玩笑的 I was joking. That was a joke.
好 我知道 Yeah. I know.
再見 -要睡午覺嗎? - Goodbye. - Want some poppy snaps?
我徹底忘記這個傢伙了 I totally forgot about this guy.
我的天啊 赫歇爾·思拉捨 他媽媽戴著什麼呢? Oh, my God. Herschel Thrasher.What was his mom on?
要是你媽媽戴著一串腰鏈的話 那你這一生真沒什麼機會了 You really don't have a chance in life if your mom wears a belly chain.
快看蒂凡尼·威明頓和她的真牙 Look at Tiffany Wilmington with her real teeth.
我的天啊 -她現在跟誰在一起呢? - Oh, my God. - Who is she dating now?
凱爾·斯特凡諾吧 是嗎? Kyle Stempano, I think. Is that right?
我真不知道 I really wouldn't know.
我去拿點小吃 好嗎? I'm gonna go get some snacks, okay?
好 -再見 - Okay. - Bye.
待會兒見 安靜 -安靜 - Later. Peace! - Peace!
安靜 Peace!
嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
進來 -嗯? - Come in. - Yeah?
謝謝敲門 -不客氣 應該禮貌的 - Thanks for knocking. - It's okay. Thought I'd be polite.
這是規矩 Them's the rules.
我可以跟你抱怨一下嗎? -當然可以 - Can I complain to you? - Sure, go ahead.
我現在壓力很大 我只想喝點酒 I'm so fucking stressed out right now,all I want is a drink.
冰箱裏有一個酒罐 I went for the box wine in the fridge,
有趣的是 葡萄酒嘗起來像自來水的味道 and it's funny how much that vintage tastes like tap water.
嗯 你知道的 灌裝的東西總是不太好的 Yeah, you know, I'm, yeah.The box stuff really is never very good.
那你在忙什麼呢 So, what are you working on?
是辯方的文書 在調解期間 我的委託人 A letter to opposing counsel.During mediation my client agreed
同意把兩把她的手槍還給她丈夫 to give back two of her handguns to her husband,
現在她表明 手槍是一起給她週年紀念日的禮物 and now she's decided they were anniversary gifts to her.
真浪漫 你會贏嗎? Wow. That's romantic.Are you gonna win?
希望如此 如果我看到因為槍支 搞的他們分開的話 我會難過的 I hope so because it would kill me to see a mother separated from her guns.
嘿… Hey...
沒事 當我沒說 -怎麼了? - No, never mind. - What?
你想跟我一起喝酒嗎? You want to come get a drink with me?
現在? -對 - Now? - Yeah.
我不是應該跟她們一起狂歡的嗎 Well, I'm supposed to be in the middle of a sleepover.
她們就像小動物一樣 她們就像沙鼠一樣 Oh, they're like little animals.They're like gerbils.
她們沒有時間觀念的 而你不是馬上就要離開這裏了嗎? They have next to no sense of time.Aren't you leaving soon?
對 -就喝一杯 - Yeah. - One pop.
小心 Be careful.
好了 我們得快點 Okay, we gotta hurry.
別滑到了 Don't slip.
謝謝 -好 - Thank you. - Okay.
嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
有人嗎?你好 Anybody here? All right.
服務生不會理他們的 -對 - Waitress won't give it to 'em. - Right.
所以他說… So he says...
嘿 -嘿你好嗎? - Hey. - Hey, how you doing?
快要關門了 Just about closing.
那正好是我們想要的 我們只喝一杯 Oh, well, that's perfect for our needs.We just want a round of shots.
波本威士忌 -波本 很像你的風格 - Bourbon. - Bourbon. Hey. Wow! Like your style.
謝謝 -墨西哥餐廳經常喝波本酒 - Thank you. - Bourbon in a Mexican restaurant.
給我一瓶啤酒 -好的 - Can I get a Pacifico? - Of course.
我覺得乾杯太俗了 要是你想玻璃碰玻璃的話 I think doing cheers is cheesy,so if you need to touch glass to glass,
用我的手錶吧 -我也覺得 - use my watch. - So do I.
你們還要再來一杯嗎? You have time for another?
好 -好 - Yes. - Yeah.
謝謝 -扭一下胳膊而已 - Thank you. - Twist my arm.
那個朱尼爾的小子怎麼回事? So, what's up with that Junior kid?
我女兒是不是愛上那陽光帥小子了? Is my daughter in love with that Rico Suave kid?
哇 那是朋友與朋友之間的秘密 不能說的 Whoa, that's friend-friend privilege.Can't talk about that.
那個傢伙平常聽說的也不是太多 對吧? Not much going on between the ears on that one, is there?
現在這時候 她不需要他多聰明的 謝謝 You know, at the moment, she doesn't need him to be smart. Thank you.
我猜你 年輕的時候一定簡單很多 Yeah, I guess it's easier when you're young.
你所需要的就是一個 能顯得自己笨一點的人吧 All you need from someone is to feel stupid around them.
當你年長一點 你需要什麼呢? What do you need when you're older?
需要能跟看起來很傻的人 在一邊的感覺 You need to feel like you're on the same side of what seems stupid.
你真的喜歡跟她一起出去玩嗎? -是啊 - You really like hanging out with her? - Yeah.
你真正喜歡跟她一起玩? -我真的覺得她很好 - You genuinely like hanging out with her? - I genuinely think she's really cool.
那很好 我喜歡這個孩子 You know, good for her. I like that kid.
真的 我很愛她 -很好 - I do, I do. I love her. - Good.
我對她有點嚴 也許我沒有給她足夠的信任 I'm a little hard on her. Maybe I haven't been giving her enough credit.
但她是個好孩子 She's a good kid.
至少她沒有 不聽我話 At least she didn't end up paying attention to me.
有可能更糟糕的 You know. Could be... could be worse.
我已經回不去了 也挽救不了我的問題 I can't go back and fix my own fucked up head but...
但是她不應該受苦的 對吧? She doesn't have to get bitter in the first place, does she?
我覺得我們還要喝一杯 No. I think we need another drink.
我們喝一杯 -喝一杯 - Let's have a drink. - Let's have a drink.
不乾杯 -不要乾杯 - No cheers. - No cheers.
好嗎? Right?
道士和牧師 You know, so, monks and priests, right?
他們說他們收到上帝的呼喚 They say they get their calling from God.
但那其實…是從外界傳來的 But that means... that means it was from something outside.
不是內部的對吧?但是大家都覺得很好 It wasn't from something inside, right?And everybody thinks that that's just great.
嗯 -對吧? - Yeah. - Right?
說什麼呢? What the fuck, right?
抱歉 兩位 今天就到此為止吧 該回家了 Sorry, guys. You're gonna have to close your tab out. Going home.
噢 夥計 Aw, man.
我… I... I...
這是你的衣服 我沒有帶錢 This is your coat.So I don't have any money.
不用 我來付 No, no, no. My responsibility.
好的 -是我把你叫出來的 - Okay, good. - I dragged you out.
把你的錢拿開 算我的 Put your money away. There, it's on me.
算你的 -算我的 - It's on... It's on you. - It's on Blockbuster.
真討厭 Gosh darn it.
剛剛很開心 -嗯 - That was fun. - Yeah.
對 我想… Yeah, I just... I just wanna...
我想跟你說聲謝謝 I just wanna say thank you for...
謝我什麼? -謝謝你讓我留下來 - For what? - For letting me stay.
我喜歡你在這 Well, I loved having you, you know.
你是個好人 You're good people.
而且… And...
噢 等等 等等 等下… Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...Wait, wait, wait.
我…我… I just... I just... I just...
我們不該在街上這樣 I don't think we should finger-bang in the street.
噢 對 -你明白吧? - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know?
當然 不 不行 我們應該回去…回家 Of course. No, no, no, no, no.We should go to my... the house.
回家 對 回家 -對 - House, yeah, yeah, the house. - Yeah.
我們先把安妮卡的 這件T恤脫掉吧 Well, maybe we take Annika's t-shirt off.
好 -要不然挺怪的 - Yeah. - Maybe that's a little creepy.
對 Yeah.
對 很漂亮 Yeah. That's hot.
對 我正穿著… 一件T恤 還有三角褲衩 Yeah, I'm just wearing, like, a little t-shirt with, like, crotchless panties.
她在跟誰講話? -我們數學老師 - Who's she talking to? - Our math teacher.
他知道是她嗎? -不知道 - Does he know it's her? - No.
好 那我去…我去刷牙了 好嗎? Okay, good. I'm just gonna...I'm just gonna brush my teeth, okay?
好快去吧 Yeah, yeah, you're good.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
頭痛嗎? Got a headache?
嗯 Yeah.
這是大學時候學的 老式戒酒方法 你想要來點嗎? This is an old hangover cure from college. You want one?
好啊 Yeah.
這可是科學戒酒法 It's very scientific.
不是瞎編的 -嗯 - I'm not messing around. - No.
你知道嗎… You know...
要是你想的話 你可以在這兒住久一點 You can stay here a little longer if you need to.
我得回去我的新家了 Yeah, you know, I've gotta get back into my new place.
所以… So...
好吧 Okay.
好吧 我再給帕特型克和朱尼爾打個電話 All right. I'm calling Patrick and Junior again.
慢手慢腳的 Laggies.
我臉上有東西嗎? Do I have something on my face?
是的 Yeah.
我爸爸的口水 My dad's saliva.
見鬼 -沒錯 感覺怎麼樣? - Oh, shit. - Yeah. How about that?
我覺得你很漂亮但是… I think you're pretty but...
他是我爸爸 -我…天啊…安妮卡… - That's my dad. - I... Oh, God, I... Annika, I...
我不知道怎麼回事 我想說… I don't know what happened,you know. I mean, I...
我一直都在想「你在幹什麼 梅根」 I was thinking the whole time like,"What are you doing, Megan?"
不是的 我不想知道詳細過程 No, no, no, no.I really don't need details.
我已經想了幾個小時了 Look, I've had a couple of hours to think about it.
我不停的在想 他有多寂寞 And I just keep thinking about how lonely he's been.
這段時間以來 他為了我 有多努力 You know, and how hard he's been trying with me lately.
我還經常說他不好 And as much shit I talk about him...
我愛他 I love him.
我想他開心 我也想你開心 You know, and I want him to be happy.And I want you to be happy.
要是你們兩個在一起很開心 You know, so if you two are happy together, then...
那未必不是件好事 It might be kind of cool.
當然 他不能跟我們一起出去玩… And obviously, he can't come with us when we go out. But...
但是 如果他想帶你去看電影什麼的 You know, if he wanted to take you to the movies, or whatever,
我也不會生氣的 -安妮卡 我覺得我跟你爸 - I've decided not to lose my shit over it. - Annika, I don't think that dating
以後不會那麼約會的 -我剛剛是不是聽到 你跟亨特先生在一起了? - is in the future for your dad and me. - Did I just hear you're boning Mr. Hunter?
沒有 不是你想的那樣 -唷 真噁心 - No, it's not like that. - Ew. Gross.
你們終於來了 -差點放棄了 不過還是來了 好嗎? - Yo, finally. - Fucking drop it already, I'm here, okay?
心情不好 Bad mood.
買燕尾服的在那邊盡頭 Hey, the tux place is at the other end.
好的 那我們一個小時後再見? All right, so we'll meet back here in like an hour?
好的 Sure.
沒有我 你還能活嗎? If you can live without me that long.
可能不行哦 I'm not sure I can.
你明天晚上要跟他以前跳舞了 You've gotta dance with him tomorrow night.
那可不是? I mean, who's to say?
好了我要試試這一件 Okay, I'm trying this one on.
很適合你 It's you.
我知道 I know.
不要 -不要? - No. - No?
只有婚禮上穿白色的 畢業舞會不穿白的 You wear white to your wedding.Not to prom.
閉嘴 我喜歡 Shut up. I like it.
就是這種效果 就要這條 This is it. This is it!
這條太漂亮了 I look so fucking good, man.
我都不知道其他那些女生們 還有什麼好展示的 I don't even know why those other chicks are even gonna bother to show up.
你覺得怎麼樣? What do you think?
好可愛 -好看嗎? - You look so cute. - Good?
你應該買下來 -對 - You should buy it. - Yeah.
你的包裏有口香糖嗎? Do you have any gum in your bag?
裏面有吧? -應該再短一點 - Right there? - Little shorter.
不能再短了 -可以的 - You can't take it a little more. - Yes, you can.
對 但是可以再短點 Yeah, but like, shorter.
你想看我屁股露出來嗎? -沒有 - You want my ass out? - No.
她想我的屁股… She wants my ass o...
「安東尼和梅根 永遠的最佳情侶」 "A and M. Best couple forever."
他還在上面刻字了? He had it engraved?
你結婚了嗎? Are you married?
我只是訂婚了 I'm only engaged.
只是訂婚了 Only engaged.
安東尼是誰? Who's the A?
你不認識他 You don't know him.
我爸爸知道他嗎? My dad know about him?
不知道 No.
你還要回到他身邊嗎? Are you going back to him?
是的 Yes.
天啊 你比我媽媽還更壞 God, you're even worse than my mom.
至少她對不起我爸爸的時候 You know, at least when she pulled my dad into her bullshit,
她還不知道她要走 she didn't know she was gonna leave.
見鬼 Oh, shit.
天啊 梅根 你現在別轉過來 看著我 God, Megan, don't even turn around and look at me right now.
你要我怎麼發誓都可以 Look, I'll swear on whatever you want me to swear on.
我是真的喜歡你爸爸 我沒有騙你 I really like your dad.I wasn't faking it.
你是個超級大騙子 就說你那個假戒指 其實也是弄巧成拙 You're a huge fucking liar. Even your fake ring was fake at being fake.
誰知道你還騙了我什麼 Who knows what else you're trying to lie to me about.
她真的很傷心 梅根 She's really hurt, Megan.
閉嘴 朱尼爾 你自己本身就對不起她了 Oh, shut up, Junior. You pulled your own bullshit with her, too.
別把他牽扯扯到這件事裏來 Oh, don't you even try to bring him into this.
我還在開車 你們能不能安靜點? Can you please stop the fucking yelling while I'm driving?
誰在乎你爸爸的感情生活? Who gives a fuck about your dad's love life?
他每天都在 拆散別人的婚姻 He helps break up other people's relationships every fucking day.
不要因為你爸爸是個混蛋 就怪安妮卡 Don't be a dick to Annika just because your dad's a dick
她爸爸只想賺錢而已 and her dad's trying to bring home some cash.
閉嘴 米斯蒂 怎麼… -我不知道你今天是怎回事… - Shut up, Misty! How does any...- I don't know what crawled up your ass today...
你想聽聽我今天是怎麼回事嗎?安妮卡 You want to hear what crawled up my ass, Annika?
我的天啊 Oh, God!
我的天啊 天啊 你們沒事吧?有人受傷嗎?你們還好嗎? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Are you okay?Is anybody hurt? Are you okay?
你的脖子沒事吧? -沒事 我沒事 - Is your neck okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
好 Okay.
我喝醉了 梅根 I'm drunk, Megan.
他明年要送我去寄宿學校 He's sending me to boarding school next year.
而且她一點都沒有反對他 And she didn't even fight him on it.
我開了一瓶 你買給我的紅酒 然後我把它倒到橙汁瓶子裏 I opened the bottle of wine you bought me,and I put it in the OJ container.
我不想再管那麼多了 I just didn't want to care anymore.
好了 Okay.
大家都下車 快點下車 Okay, everyone out of the car.Out of the car right now.
等警察來了 就說剛剛是我在開車 When the cops get here, I was driving.
剛剛方向盤打滑了 可能是我的手心太多汗了 The wheels slipped.I think my palms got sweaty.
你可以用左手碰鼻子嗎? Can you touch your nose with your left hand?
用… With...
你能倒著背出字母表嗎? Are you able to recite the alphabet backwards?
Z—X—Y—V… Z-X-Y-V...
不是 W，W，V…天啊 No, W, W, V... Oh, God.
我覺得就算 我沒有喝酒也背不出來 I don't think that I could do that even if I hadn't been drinking.
你喝了酒? -沒有 - Have you been drinking? - No.
你在這等一下 Please, stay here a moment.
我想跟你說 你對帕特裏克所做的很好 I just wanted to say that what you're doing for Patrick is pretty solid.
這個警官以為我醉駕 This officer thinks I've been driving drunk,
我真有可能醉了 我不知道 and I might be legally drunk.I don't know.
早上我喝了一點金酒 -搞什麼?梅根 - I had some gin this morning. - What the fuck, Megan?
伯奇小姐 我要你做一下呼氣測醉測試 可以嗎? Miss Burch, I'm going to ask you to take a breath test. Is that okay with you?
好的 -對著這個管子吹氣 - Yes. - I want you to blow into this tube.
直到我說停為止 明白了嗎? Continue to blow until I say stop.Is that understood?
繼續吹 Keep blowing please.
繼續吹 很好 Keep blowing. That's good.
伯奇小姐 請你轉過身去 然後把手放在背後 Miss Burch, I'm gonna ask you to turn around and put your hands behind your back.
兩手相握 -等下 她什麼也沒做 - Hold your hands together, please. - Wait, no, she... she didn't do anything.
別 冷靜點 帕特裏克 -請你放鬆 - No, chill out, Patrick.- Relax, please. Please, relax.
這邊 女士 -安妮卡 快打電話給你爸爸 叫他過來 - This way, ma'am. - Annika, can you call your dad to come, please?
小心你的頭 Watch your head, please.
坐好了嗎? -好了 - Are you in? - Yeah.
我們怎麼辦 What are we gonna do?
伯奇 Burch.
你的律師過來見你了 Your lawyer's here to see you.
謝謝 長官 Thank you, Officer.
我已經計劃 好幫你逃出去了 Well, I've planned your escape.
要用很多肥皂 It's gonna involve a lot of soap.
我們得把這個傢伙迷倒 不過我們可以做到的 We're gonna have to roofie this guy over here. But I think we can do it.
安妮卡沒有告訴你 -她跟我說了 - Annika didn't tell you. - She told me.
我知道是帕特裏克在開 我也知道是你頂替他的 I know Patrick was driving.And I know what you did for him.
我覺得這很高尚 -克雷格… - I think it's a really stand-up thing. - Craig...
我有點事要告訴你你會恨我的 I've got something to tell you,and you're gonna hate me.
那可不一定 I doubt that.
其實我不是等什麼新房子 I am not waiting for a new apartment.
我的男朋友 就是跟我「最佳情侶」的那個 他向我求婚了 My boyfriend, the one that I got "best couple" with, he proposed.
而我需要點時間 And I needed some time.
我已經訂婚了 I'm engaged to be married.
那你… So you...
其實你的房租沒有到期?那不是你過來住的原因? So you didn't lose your lease?That's not why you've been staying over?
沒有 我… No. I just...
我要好好想清楚 我給了自己一個星期的時間 I needed to get my head together,and I gave myself a week.
你什麼時候結婚? When are you getting married?
明天 Tomorrow.
我是說如果我不在監獄的話 You know, I mean, if I'm not in jail.
我們要私奔 我們明天去結婚 I... we're eloping.I'm getting married tomorrow.
真了不起 -嗯 - That's really something. - Yeah.
明天 Tomorrow.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
我很抱歉 真的很抱歉 -不 不用抱歉 - I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. - No, that's... No need.
我真是個討厭的人 我真的想告訴你一切的 I'm such a shitty person.I really want to tell you everything.
我第一次看到這些小孩的時候 我給他們買了酒 The first time I met the kids,I bought them alcohol.
後來再也沒有買過了 但是帕特裏克的酒 就是那次買的 It never happened again, but that's where Patrick got the wine from
還有我陪安妮卡去看了她媽媽 and I went with Annika to see her mom.
你見過… So you met...
見鬼 我們就談到這兒吧 Shit. I'm gonna stop there.
雖然都是謊話 That's all the lies though.You know, the...
但是剩下的都是真的 The rest is true.
不管怎樣 我在你身邊的一舉一動都是真的 However, I acted around you,that was true.
不管我們發生了什麼事 那都是真的 Whatever happened between us,that was true.
我知道 我不該親你 And I know that I shouldn't have kissed you.
我也不該那麼做 現在弄得這麼混亂 I know I shouldn't have done that.It just got so confusing.
因為我感覺我已經愛上你了 'Cause I had this feeling like I was already in love with you.
說點什麼吧 Say something.
你在現場測得結果是 超標的 The number you blew at the scene was borderline.
在警察局測得結果是 良好的 所以他們會放了你的 The number you blew at the station was under. So they're gonna release you.
還有什麼話要說嗎? -比如呢? - Something else? - Like what?
說跟我調情的人 沒有任何感覺? That I haven't felt connected to anyone I've flirted with
還是說 和我偶遇 或者睡了十幾年的人 or casually seen or dated or slept with for years,
都沒有感覺? for I don't know how long.
這還真的是少見 可我意識到 我面前就是一例 That this was a rare deal.That right now I'm aware looking at you,
至少對我就是這樣的 this could be it for me.
我也沒有想到 成年之後 I never anticipated still having to find a place
還會不得不找一個 能使自己適應的地方 where I'd fit in by the time I was an adult either.
我一直以為 一旦有了工作 成了家 自然就會適應那裏 I thought you automatically got one once you had a job and a family.
到頭來孤單的人是你 But it's just you, alone.
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謝謝你過來 Thanks for coming.
沒事 我很樂意的 Hey, no problem. I'm happy to.
你想告訴我發生什麼事了嗎? Do you want to tell me what happened?
沒事 只是搞錯了 沒有正式控告 No, nothing. It was a mix-up.They're not pressing charges.
好 那就好 Good. Good.
聽我說 寶貝 -爸爸 別 我…． - Listen, honey. I... - Dad, no, I...
我告訴你 我也搞砸了 I need you to know that I fucked up, too.
所以我沒有資格評價你 So I'm in no position to judge you.
你在說什麼?你完全可以評價我 What are you talking about?You can totally judge me.
我幹了一件很傻的事 I did something really stupid.
要很長時問 你媽媽才會對我改觀的 And it's gonna take a long time before your mom can think well of me again.
你告訴她了? You told her?
當時哪裏也沒去 Yeah. I wasn't going anyplace.
只是曾經有那麼一刻… I just had a moment in time where...
我不知道我是誰了 也不知道 什麼對我來說更重要了 you know, I lost sight of who I was and what was important to me.
那你們和好了? So you're staying together?
對 我們正在努力 她也想努力和好 Yeah, we're gonna work on it.She wants to work on it.
那你還覺得 你那時候是在改變嗎? Do you still think you were just shifting?
這就是感情 你知道嗎? Well, that's what, you know,relationships are, you know?
我不是說 背叛就是理所 當然這點是我的問題 Not the cheating part,that was my problem.
但是你要知道 你不是陷進去 就不可自拔了 But you know, you don't just get into one and then that's it.
還可以不斷改進 不斷變化的 It's work, and it's always changing.It's always changing.
我好像知道你的意思了 Yeah, I think I know what you mean.
我聽到你打電話給我 我很高興 即使是從監獄打給我的 Look, I was just happy to hear from you.Even if it was from jail.
嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
嘿 寶貝 Hey, baby.
歡迎回來 Welcome back.
我查了小教堂的照片 So I... checked the chapel's photographer out.
不是我拍的 但是拍的還不錯 He's no me,but he's done some okay work.
我覺得我們應該貼一些加勒比海的照片 I think we're gonna have to paste in the Caribbean behind us
這樣我們的父母就會覺得 我們是因為太遠了 所以沒有邀請他們 so our parents think we went further away and couldn't invite them.
誰啊? Who's that?
我不知道 我去看看 -好 - I don't know. I got it. - All right.
嘿 -米斯蒂 - Hey-o. - Misty.
你來這裏幹什麼? Wh... What are you doing here?
我把你留下的東西 送回來了 Well, I brought the stuff you left behind from the crash.
給你 -謝謝 - Here. - Oh, thanks.
順便說一下 帕特裏克的爸爸沒錢修車 說要你付修車費 And by the way, Patrick's dad wants you to pay for his car repairs out of pocket.
沒錢…什麼…沒人會給的 都是保險公司賠付 Out of po... Oh, what...Nobody does that unless it's a scratch.
是的 他就是個混蛋 -我的天啊 - Yeah, well, he's a dick.- Oh, my God.
不管誰… Anywho...
我過來也想告訴你 來參加我們的畢業舞會吧 I'm also here to tell you that you need to come to prom.
米斯蒂 我去不了 -我知道 - Misty, I can't. - I know.
現在你和安妮卡有很多問題 You and Annika are having a lot of issues right now.
但是如果這樣 你就不跟她做朋友了 But if you stop being friends after this,
她會背地裏整你的 她就是這麼一個人 she's gonna become secretly tortured about it. That's how she is.
我知道她很尊敬你 I know she looks up to you.
上次你陪她去見她媽媽 對她很重要 That trip you got her to take to her mom's was huge.
而且這段時間 你一直跟我們在一起 And all this time you've been spending with us fucknuts.
嘿 -嘿 嗨 - Hey. - Hey. Hi.
這是誰? -我是米斯蒂 - Who's this? - I'm Misty.
嘿 米斯蒂 -梅根一直在指導我 - Hey, Misty. - Yeah. Megan's been mentoring me.
對 在研討會的時候 她是初級的 Right. At the seminar,she was in the junior program.
初級的 -哇 挺不錯的 - The junior program. - Oh, wow, that's cool.
你的是什麼動物? What was your animal?
我選了自己 I'm my own animal.
好的 我喜歡這樣 我很尊重你這樣的 -嗯 - Right. I like that. I respect that. - Yeah.
好的 很高興見到你 -我也是 - Okay. Nice meeting you.- All right, you too.
他很不錯 -謝謝 - He's cute. - Thanks.
我們幫你買了一張票 是作為帕特裏克舞伴的 Well, we bought you a ticket as Patrick's date.
去吧 Just come.
各位乘客請注意 Attention, passengers.
往拉斯維加斯的514航班 已經開始登機 Flight 514 has begun general boarding to Las Vegas.
請到登機口這裏來排隊… -我的天啊 - Please, line up to the right of the podium...- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
我們該走了 -好的 - Here we go. - Okay.
等一下 我知道這個拍出來效果不好 Wait. Hold on a second.I know it's going to be bad quality.
但是我想捕捉這個時刻 -好 當然 - But I need to capture this moment.- Right. Of course. Of course.
好了 我要把這個發到組裏 All right. Just gonna send this to the group.
他們已經在酒店裏準備了 They're over at the soft open for the restaurant.
等我們到了後 我們要跟那些傢伙一起慶祝 We've got to celebrate with those guys as soon as we get back.
你為什麼要這樣? Why do you need to do that?
我不會發給我們父母的 我知道 那會是另外一回事 I'm not gonna send it to our parents.I know that's a whole other conversation.
完成了 And... done.
你為什麼要這樣? Why did you need to do that?
我想著他們來不了這裏 也可以把我們的喜悅 帶給他們 Well, I figured 'cause they can't be here,it's our way of bringing them into it.
噢 聽 艾莉森已經回信了 -噢 天啊 我不能這樣做 - Oh, look, Allison already wrote back. - Oh, my God. I can't do this.
什麼 噢 你是在想… What? Oh, are you thinking...
你是在想 我們需要一場真正的婚禮吧 你知道嗎 You're thinking we need to have a real wedding. I know, and you know what?
如此的話我會更開心的 That would actually make me a whole lot more happy.
不…我是說 我們不能在一起 No. No, I mean that we can't be together.
什麼 等下 -噢 老天 - Wait, what? - Oh, my God...
噢 老天 我覺得我… Oh, my God, I think I might...
我覺得 我應該把我做的事情 都說出來 I think I might throw up that I'm finally doing this.
做什麼事了 你怎麼了 Doing what? What are you doing?
好吧… Okay...
我該如何跟你解釋了呢? How am I gonna explain this to you, right?
對研討會動物的事情記得吧 Right, the animal thing, right?The animal thing, okay.
老天 說這些 也不能表達出我的意思 God, Anthony.That could never be my speed.
但是．．如果能幫到你 去理解我跟你說的 But... But if it helps you to understand what I'm trying to say to you,
那麼… then...
安東尼 我是條陰險的蛇 Anth, I'm a snake.
我已經拽著自己脫下的皮… I'm a snake that's been dragging my old skin around with me
太久太久了 for way too long.
我是條蛇 I'm a snake.
不 你不是 -是的 - No, you're not.- No, no.
你必須得在我身上看到這點 You have to see this about me.
我退出了 我退了那個群了 I'm dropping out.I'm dropping out of the group.
好吧 我想說 沒關係的 因為那是他們 Okay, I mean, that's okay,'cause that's them,
你可以減少 跟她們出去玩的時間… and you can just cut down on the amount of time you hang out with them...
但那是她們 不是我們 -不 不 - 'cause that's just them. That's not us. - No. No.
不 可你也在那個群裏 No, you're still part of the group.
你和我…我們是… You and me, we're...
我們可以說是過去了 你知道 我們是歷史了 We're somewhere back there.You know, we're in the past.
該死的 梅根 Holy shit, Meg.
這麼久以來? -不 老天 - All this time? - No, no, God, no.
沒有一點感覺 -什麼時候開始的 - Not all of it.- Well, however long.
該死的 Holy shit.
那就這樣吧 This is it.
是啊 -事情也就只能這樣了 - Yeah. - This is what it comes down to.
是的 Yeah.
明天早上醒來 Waking up in the morning,
我就再也看不到… and never being able to see your face...
你的面龐了 Ever again.
不 我們還是可以在彼此的生活裏的 你明白嗎 No, we can still be in each other's lives, you know?
我們還可以… We can still...
我們還可以聊天嗎? We can still talk?
是的 Yeah.
是 好吧 Yeah, right.
當然可以 Sure.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 你來了 Hey. You came.
這煙熏妝很不錯 The smoky eye looks great.
謝謝 Thanks.
好的 我對你父親所做的 是錯的 但是… Okay, what I did to your dad was wrong. But...
我真的真的 對他有感覺 I just really, really fell for him.
安妮卡…我跟我男朋友分手了 Annika... I've broken up with my boyfriend.
恩 那麼… Yeah, well...
我明白 當你真的喜歡一個人的時候 I guess I know what it's like to forget yourself
就會忘記自我的那種感覺 when you really, really like someone.
好的我要告訴你 我離開學校以來這麼久 Okay, I'm gonna tell you two things that I've gotten some perspective on
悟出來的兩件事 after being out of high school for a while now.
第一件是 他們發誓你學的數學 以後肯定會用到 The first is that a lot of the math they're teaching you
但你一定不會用到 that they swear you'll use in your life, you won't.
你肯定不會用到拋物線 You're never going to need to use parabolas
還有真的 不需要知道 超過8個面的物體是什麼 and you really don't need to know shapes that have more than eight fucking sides.
第二… The second...
第二 是我最近才發現的 The second, which I've only got some perspective on recently,
但是確實如此 but it's this.
你暫時不需要考慮 一個你想要的未來 You can't keep putting aside what you want for some imaginary future.
你只要振作一點 憑自己的直覺做事就可以了 You've just got to suck it up and go with your gut.
好了 各位 All right, guys. This is it.
這是你們舞會的最後一首歌 This is the last song of your prom.
好好把握 Make it good.
你打算就這麼坐著? You gonna sit here?
好的 All right.
去他的 我要出手了 Fuck it. I'm gonna do it.
很好 Good.
嘿 Hey.
打擾一下 Excuse me.
我想告訴你 I wanted to tell you,
我真的很喜歡你 我想打散你倆 I have serious feelings for you.And I would like to cut in.
還有… And also...
朱尼爾 我想做你的女朋友 Junior, I'd like to be your girlfriend.
你是說你想跟我在一起嗎? So you're saying that you want to try and be together?
是的 Yeah.
好 Okay.
好啊 -好啊 - Okay. - Okay.
你聽說過一個長大的女人 So... Did you hear the one about the grown woman
愛上了一個非常生氣的律師嗎? who fell in love with the really pissed off lawyer?
搞笑嗎? -非常好笑 - Is it funny? - It's really funny.
過來 Come here.
關門 Close the door.