赏过多少菊花？ How many buttholes have you seen？
额，15个吧？！ Fifteen.
直男与同志的问答
我们让直男和同志组队，随便问啥问题
接下来是他们想知道的事情
你和其他同志有啥不同的地方？ Are there stereotypes that you identify with more than others?
有些是肌肉男，喜欢假扮直男 There is the super masculine like passing for straight guy
有些是娘娘腔，喜欢打响指，周围都是漂亮妹子 and then there is like the feminine the snapping and like surrounds themselves with like pretty girls.
我没有以上两种人那么极端 I don’t find myself either of those like extremes
否则其他人不会把我作为同志当真 And so like it could sometimes be hard for people to take me seriously as a gay person.
你觉得正常的恋人关系和同志间的关系有什么不同？ How are to you gay relationships are different from straight relationships?
最主要的就是正常人可能是需要尝试去了解两性双方 I think a big part of being straight is like men trying to figure out women and women trying to figure out men.
但同志间就没有这种障碍 And that barrier just isn’t there in a gay relationship.
你在看同志类小电影前看过多少正常口味的小电影？ How much porn did you watch that was straight porn before you switch to gay porn?
看过一点吧，那时正关注店里的一个小伙。 I watched a little bit of it. And was I always been focused on the guy in the shop.
我觉得否认的力量真是强大。 I’d say you know denial is a really powerful force
因为在看了数年的同志片后，我仍说服自己相信是个直男 Cuz I spent years watching gay porn convincing myself I was still straight.
现在想起来，简直荒唐 In retrospect it makes absolutely no sense.
不 No
但在你还是个疑惑的骚年时，你会为任何事情找借口。 But when you were a confused teenage, you could sort of rationalize anything.
同志们会像直男一样这么在乎老二的大小么？ Do gay guys worry about sizes as much as I think straight guys do?
我会说：同志们比直男更在乎老二的大小 I would almost argue that gay people worry about sizes even more than straight people.
直男啪啪啪时，一般没人和他比大小，除非自身有问题 When straight people have a sex, they don’t have anyone to compare to unless it’s a reason.
你的菊花,菊花，还好么？ Butthole maintenance is ...how was it how was it for you?
除了总是担心肛裂外 Other than a constant fear of like causing an anal fissure.
你菊花脱落过么？ Does your own butthole fall out, like the butthole just like falls out?
up主没听出来-_-''' Is this a ___ ?WTF
你喜欢偏小的老二还是擎天柱？ Would you rather a just a little bit smaller than an average dick or like a way too big to do anything with dick?
实话讲，我更喜欢擎天柱 Man, I would prefer a way too big dick.
真的？——真的 Yeah? ——Yeah.
字幕君罢工 Just a Big old dick.——Yeah, just a big old dick.
能干啥呢？ What are you doing then?
如果你遇到一个喜欢的男生，在交谈中发现双方都是攻或者受 If you meet someone that you really like and part of the conversation comes up, you both bottoms you both tops
就是无法结合，你还会坚持原则么？ just not compatible, is that a deal breaker?
有些玩具♂就可以用来解决这种难题 There are toys you can use to surmount that obstacle.
可以多向他人敞开自己，告诉别人你都可以接受 You open yourself to a lot more people if you tell people that you are vers as supposed
比如说明自己既不是弱受或强攻 just like always saying no I am a hard bottom or a hard top.
‘Vers’指的是？ What’s the term of Vers?
比如说两人互换角色？ Like reverse or do both?
我说的是可攻可受的意思 No I mean versatile.
都可以哈，好吧 Versatile, aha ,Okay.
很难想象你们宣布出柜时的那些经历，你的进行如何？ I can’t imagine it’s easy to come out but was I mean there are a lot of varieties of experiences, how did yours go?
非常顺利，感谢父母能冷静地对待并支持我 It went incredibly well and it’s mostly just like thanks to my parents being super chill and wonderful and supportive.
那时我和母亲在公园散步，我掐好时间说 I was just like in the park on a walk with my mom and I timed to be
这样即使遭遇反对也不会留下很多时间继续散步 so that if it went terribly we wouldn't have that much left of the walk to do.
但如果顺利，事实也是如此，我们仍有时间去消化 But if it went well which it did we would still have some time to process it.
听上去像是在求婚 Sounds like a proposal.
向亲朋好友宣布出柜时，我是很紧张的 I was just like as nervous telling someone something we’ve known your whole life
担心从此改变他们对你原有的看法 and worrying that its going to change their entire perception of you is terrifying.
他们会惊讶地大叫“喔”么？——对 Do they go like WOW ——Yes
同志们听到了还好么？ and is that a good thing for gay men to hear?
我觉得这样会增加自信 I think ,I think it boosts ego
喔喔喔，你为啥要做基佬呢？ Wow, look, wow, why are you being a dick?