1 00:00:12,061 --> 00:00:16,399 SUNT UN MIC TIC�LOS 2 2 00:00:18,317 --> 00:00:23,698 RETAIL SUBTITLE Driv3r 3 00:00:52,727 --> 00:00:56,397 LABORATOR DE CERCETARE ULTRASECRET CERCUL ARCTIC 4 00:02:34,286 --> 00:02:38,290 Trei s�pt�m�ni �i �nc� n-am descifrat nimic. 5 00:02:38,457 --> 00:02:40,876 Bun. Cheam�-l. 6 00:02:41,043 --> 00:02:42,211 Da, dle. 7 00:03:02,439 --> 00:03:04,942 LA MUL�I ANI AGNES 8 00:03:06,193 --> 00:03:08,571 E cea mai tare petrecere din lume! 9 00:03:36,765 --> 00:03:39,852 O, nu! Se apropie un dragon! 10 00:03:45,149 --> 00:03:49,361 Nicio team�, c�ci iat�, cavalerii nobili vin s� ne salveze. 11 00:04:07,254 --> 00:04:10,007 Nu, nu, nu. Cum adic� nu vine? 12 00:04:10,174 --> 00:04:12,968 Am curtea plin� de feti�e 13 00:04:13,135 --> 00:04:16,597 care a�teapt� vizita unei z�ne de poveste. 14 00:04:17,014 --> 00:04:18,891 Doare! 15 00:04:19,141 --> 00:04:20,642 Termin�! 16 00:04:23,771 --> 00:04:28,025 Ascult�, nu vreau banii �napoi, vreau o z�n� de poveste! V� rog! 17 00:04:28,192 --> 00:04:30,486 V� rog, v� implor. 18 00:04:30,652 --> 00:04:35,491 �tii ce? Sper s� po�i dormi noaptea, n�ruitor de vise de feti��! 19 00:04:36,825 --> 00:04:38,243 C�nd vine z�na de poveste? 20 00:04:39,203 --> 00:04:40,871 Trebuie s� apar�! 21 00:04:41,038 --> 00:04:42,915 Ura! 22 00:04:43,499 --> 00:04:44,666 Trage�i de timp! 23 00:04:47,419 --> 00:04:48,837 SPECTACOL DE MAGIE 24 00:04:59,723 --> 00:05:02,434 Ho! Ho, nu! Bine, �n regul�. 25 00:05:02,601 --> 00:05:05,020 Ajunge cu spectacolul de magie. 26 00:05:07,439 --> 00:05:09,566 Sta�i, a�i auzit asta? 27 00:05:09,733 --> 00:05:13,403 Parc� ar fi sunetul cristalin de praf fermecat. 28 00:05:13,779 --> 00:05:15,906 E z�na din poveste! Vine! 29 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:18,075 Uita�i! 30 00:05:45,227 --> 00:05:49,273 Sunt eu, Gru... po�ica, 31 00:05:49,439 --> 00:05:53,861 cea mai magic� z�n� de poveste dintre toate! 32 00:05:54,027 --> 00:05:58,031 �i sunt aici s�-i urez prin�esei Agnes 33 00:05:58,198 --> 00:06:00,367 un c�lduros "La mul�i ani"! 34 00:06:00,659 --> 00:06:02,411 De ce e�ti a�a gras�? 35 00:06:03,036 --> 00:06:04,746 Deoarece 36 00:06:04,913 --> 00:06:07,457 casa mea e din bomboane 37 00:06:07,624 --> 00:06:11,461 �i uneori m�n�nc �n loc s�-mi confrunt problemele! 38 00:06:11,628 --> 00:06:13,255 Cum de ai...? 39 00:06:14,089 --> 00:06:15,966 Bine, e timpul pentru tort. 40 00:06:20,596 --> 00:06:23,974 Mul�umesc, Grupo�ica! E�ti cea mai tare z�n� de poveste din lume! 41 00:06:24,141 --> 00:06:27,436 Cu pl�cere, feti�o! 42 00:06:29,062 --> 00:06:33,567 �tiu c� e�ti tu, Gru, dar m� prefac pentru ceilal�i copii. 43 00:06:37,821 --> 00:06:41,199 Bun�, Gru. E�ti sufletul petrecerii! 44 00:06:41,366 --> 00:06:42,868 Bun�, Jillian. 45 00:06:43,035 --> 00:06:46,079 Poate-mi tai craca de sub picioare, 46 00:06:46,246 --> 00:06:50,917 dar prietena mea, Natalie, a r�mas de cur�nd singur� �i... 47 00:06:52,252 --> 00:06:55,130 Nu, nu, nu, r�m�i pe crac�. 48 00:06:55,547 --> 00:06:57,549 Haide, e demen�ial�! 49 00:06:57,716 --> 00:07:00,677 C�nt� la karaoke, are mult timp liber, 50 00:07:00,844 --> 00:07:03,472 aspectul nu e a�a important pentru ea... 51 00:07:03,638 --> 00:07:07,601 Nu, Jills, n-o s� se �nt�mple a�a ceva. Serios, sunt bine. 52 00:07:07,768 --> 00:07:10,228 Bine, uit� de Natalie. Dar veri�oara mea, Linda? 53 00:07:10,395 --> 00:07:11,229 Nu! 54 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:14,107 �tiu pe cineva al c�rui so� tocmai a murit. 55 00:07:16,777 --> 00:07:19,404 Scuze, nu te-am v�zut acolo. 56 00:07:20,906 --> 00:07:22,699 Nici acolo. 57 00:07:27,954 --> 00:07:29,748 SPECIE: NECUNOSCUT� 58 00:07:32,584 --> 00:07:34,503 Kyle! Kyle! 59 00:07:34,836 --> 00:07:38,131 Kyle, nu-�i face treaba pe petunii! 60 00:07:39,841 --> 00:07:42,344 Poftim. Alea sunt ale lui Fred. F�-�i de cap. 61 00:07:45,931 --> 00:07:47,724 Bravo, b�iete! 62 00:07:47,891 --> 00:07:48,892 Dle Gru... 63 00:07:49,059 --> 00:07:50,268 N-am... Ce? Da! 64 00:07:52,145 --> 00:07:55,273 Bun�! Agent Lucy Wilde de la AVL. 65 00:07:55,565 --> 00:07:57,818 Ups! 66 00:07:58,693 --> 00:08:01,029 Scuze. Va trebui s� vii cu mine. 67 00:08:01,196 --> 00:08:03,657 Scuze, eu... Raz� de �nghe�at! 68 00:08:07,494 --> 00:08:11,414 Chiar ar trebui s�-�i anun�i armele dup� ce tragi, dle Gru. 69 00:08:11,706 --> 00:08:13,250 De pild�... 70 00:08:15,836 --> 00:08:18,046 Electro-ruj! 71 00:08:18,839 --> 00:08:20,799 O, func�ioneaz� at�t de bine! 72 00:08:29,808 --> 00:08:31,434 Dumnezeule... 73 00:08:32,394 --> 00:08:34,688 Mare persoan�. 74 00:08:41,319 --> 00:08:43,113 Scuze. 75 00:08:47,033 --> 00:08:49,202 Treci... acolo... 76 00:08:49,369 --> 00:08:52,038 ... m�t�h�losule! 77 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:50,633 Ce? Unde? 78 00:11:51,259 --> 00:11:53,595 Mi-a amor�it piciorul. 79 00:11:53,761 --> 00:11:55,930 Am mii de ace! 80 00:11:56,931 --> 00:11:59,142 Bun� ziua, dle Gru. 81 00:12:00,018 --> 00:12:02,896 �mi cer scuze pentru metodele cu care te-am adus aici. 82 00:12:03,062 --> 00:12:07,400 Eu, nu. A� face-o din nou �ntr-o clipit�. N-o s� mint, mi-a pl�cut. 83 00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:10,028 Fiecare secund�. Am sim�it un fior, b�zzz! 84 00:12:10,194 --> 00:12:11,946 Ajunge, agent Wilde. 85 00:12:12,238 --> 00:12:13,323 Scuze, dle. 86 00:12:13,489 --> 00:12:14,949 Bine, ce-i vr�jeala asta? 87 00:12:16,284 --> 00:12:19,120 Nu �tiu cine v� crede�i, dar... 88 00:12:19,287 --> 00:12:24,000 Suntem AVL, o organiza�ie ultrasecret� �mpotriva tic�lo�ilor, 89 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:27,337 dedicat� combaterii infrac�iunilor de nivel mondial. 90 00:12:27,503 --> 00:12:32,508 Jaf bancar, nu ne intereseaz�. Omucidere, nu e treaba noastr�. 91 00:12:32,884 --> 00:12:37,430 Dar dac� vrei s� tope�ti calotele glaciare sau s� arunci �n aer Muntele Fuji, 92 00:12:37,597 --> 00:12:41,142 ba chiar s� furi Luna... 93 00:12:41,517 --> 00:12:43,645 ... atunci observ�m. 94 00:12:43,811 --> 00:12:46,648 Unu, n-ave�i dovezi c� am f�cut asta. 95 00:12:46,814 --> 00:12:50,568 Doi, dup� ce am f�cut-o, am pus-o �napoi! 96 00:12:50,735 --> 00:12:54,447 �tim asta, dle Gru. De-asta te-am adus aici. 97 00:12:54,614 --> 00:12:58,576 Sunt directorul ligii, Silas Funducaprei. 98 00:12:59,243 --> 00:13:00,870 Fund. 99 00:13:03,247 --> 00:13:04,916 Demen�ial. 100 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,585 Agent Wilde... 101 00:13:07,752 --> 00:13:09,087 Eu acum? 102 00:13:09,337 --> 00:13:13,049 Recent, un �ntreg laborator ultrasecret a disp�rut de la Cercul Arctic. 103 00:13:13,216 --> 00:13:15,510 Da, tot laboratorul a... 104 00:13:16,844 --> 00:13:18,971 ... disp�rut. Unde? 105 00:13:19,138 --> 00:13:20,473 Nu-mi pas�. 106 00:13:21,224 --> 00:13:26,437 Era dedicat experimentelor cu PX-41, un ser de transmuta�ie. 107 00:13:26,604 --> 00:13:30,525 Ce e PX-41, �ntrebi? E destul de nasol. Uite. 108 00:13:50,211 --> 00:13:53,131 De obicei, nu vezi asta la iepura�i. 109 00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:56,968 Dup� cum vezi, pe m�ini gre�ite, serul PX-41 110 00:13:57,135 --> 00:14:00,263 ar putea fi cea mai devastatoare arm� de pe p�m�nt. 111 00:14:01,848 --> 00:14:06,644 Din fericire, are o amprent� chimic� distinctiv�. 112 00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:09,814 �i cu ultima tehnologie de detectare 113 00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:12,984 am g�sit urme de ser la mall-ul Paradis. 114 00:14:13,151 --> 00:14:14,569 La mall? 115 00:14:14,735 --> 00:14:19,699 Exact. �i b�nuim c� unul din proprietarii de magazine e mintea criminal�. 116 00:14:19,866 --> 00:14:21,576 �i aici intervii tu. 117 00:14:21,742 --> 00:14:25,455 Ca fost tic�los, �tii cum g�nde�te �i cum ac�ioneaz� un tic�los. 118 00:14:25,621 --> 00:14:29,542 Planul e s� te trimitem sub acoperire la un magazin din mall, unde sper�m... 119 00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:32,670 Bine, v�d unde ba�i 120 00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:36,007 cu fazele astea de misiune imposibil�, dar nu. 121 00:14:36,174 --> 00:14:39,802 Sunt tat� acum. �i un om de afaceri legitim. 122 00:14:39,969 --> 00:14:43,681 Dezvolt o linie de gemuri �i jeleuri delicioase. 123 00:14:45,141 --> 00:14:47,143 Gemuri �i jeleuri? 124 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:50,062 O, ironic! Exact! 125 00:14:50,229 --> 00:14:52,148 Deci mersi, dar nu, mersi. 126 00:14:53,149 --> 00:14:57,987 �i uite un pont: �n loc s� electrocutezi oamenii �i s�-i r�pe�ti, 127 00:14:58,154 --> 00:15:00,823 poate ar trebui s�-i suni! 128 00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:02,992 O zi bun�, dle Dosdeoaie. 129 00:15:03,159 --> 00:15:04,410 Funducaprei. 130 00:15:04,577 --> 00:15:06,412 Da, de parc� sun� mai bine. 131 00:15:20,384 --> 00:15:22,553 Uite, poate n-ar trebui s� spun asta, 132 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,806 dar munca ta de tic�los a fost uimitoare. 133 00:15:25,973 --> 00:15:30,102 Dac� mai vrei s� faci vreodat� ceva bestial... 134 00:15:30,728 --> 00:15:32,688 ... sun�-ne. 135 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,168 V-am spus s� merge�i �n pat. 136 00:15:54,335 --> 00:15:55,378 Scuze. 137 00:15:55,544 --> 00:15:57,088 C�nd te duci la �nt�lnire? 138 00:15:57,254 --> 00:15:58,255 Ce? 139 00:15:58,422 --> 00:16:00,508 Dra Jillian a spus c�-�i aranjeaz� o �nt�lnire. 140 00:16:00,675 --> 00:16:04,679 Da, e dilie �i nu m� duc la nicio �nt�lnire. 141 00:16:04,845 --> 00:16:06,889 De ce? �i-e fric�? 142 00:16:13,896 --> 00:16:16,732 Ai v�zut aterizarea pe Lun� la TV? 143 00:16:16,899 --> 00:16:19,443 Da, nu pot s� cred. E at�t de tare! 144 00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:22,279 - Scuz�-m�, Lisa... - Am vorbit cu Billy ieri. 145 00:16:22,446 --> 00:16:23,447 Nu se poate! 146 00:16:23,614 --> 00:16:25,282 E at�t de dr�gu�. 147 00:16:25,449 --> 00:16:28,035 Hei, Lisa, m� �ntrebam dac�... 148 00:16:28,202 --> 00:16:32,415 �h! Gru a atins-o pe Lisa! Gru a atins-o pe Lisa! 149 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,210 Lisa are gr�ie! 150 00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:47,388 Fric�? De ce? De femei? Aiurea! 151 00:16:47,555 --> 00:16:51,767 N-am chef s� m� duc la o �nt�lnire, at�ta tot. Caz �nchis. 152 00:16:51,934 --> 00:16:55,312 Nu mi-e fric�. De femei. Nici de �nt�lniri. 153 00:16:55,479 --> 00:16:57,606 Hai �n pat. 154 00:16:58,149 --> 00:16:59,775 Noapte bun�, Edith. 155 00:17:00,609 --> 00:17:03,362 Noapte bun�, Margo. 156 00:17:03,529 --> 00:17:05,448 Ia stai. Cui �i trimi�i mesaj? 157 00:17:05,614 --> 00:17:07,199 Nim�nui. Doar lui Avery. 158 00:17:07,366 --> 00:17:11,996 Avery? Avery? E nume de fat� sau de b�iat? 159 00:17:12,163 --> 00:17:13,414 Conteaz�? 160 00:17:13,581 --> 00:17:16,959 Nu, dec�t dac� e b�iat! 161 00:17:17,168 --> 00:17:19,420 Eu �tiu ce te face pe tine b�iat. 162 00:17:20,713 --> 00:17:22,506 Da? 163 00:17:23,257 --> 00:17:25,217 Capul chel. 164 00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:27,386 A, da. 165 00:17:27,553 --> 00:17:29,472 E a�a neted! 166 00:17:29,638 --> 00:17:33,267 Uneori m� uit la el �i-mi imaginez c� iese un pui�or. 167 00:17:36,353 --> 00:17:38,230 Noapte bun�, Agnes. 168 00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:41,484 S� nu te faci niciodat� mare. 169 00:17:50,743 --> 00:17:52,536 iJELEU SEC�IE DE TEST�RI 170 00:18:52,846 --> 00:18:54,473 Hei, Tim, frumoas� frez�! 171 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:59,103 Donnie, mai rezist� un pic, iubire! E aproape vineri. 172 00:18:59,269 --> 00:19:01,855 Cum e lotul de azi, dr. Nefario? 173 00:19:02,022 --> 00:19:03,649 Am f�cut o formul� nou� 174 00:19:03,816 --> 00:19:08,487 care permite amestecarea tuturor fructelor �ntr-o singur� arom� de jeleu. 175 00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:13,742 Are gust bun! 176 00:19:13,909 --> 00:19:16,161 �mi place aroma! 177 00:19:16,495 --> 00:19:19,206 - E oribil�, nu? - Nu, nu! 178 00:19:19,665 --> 00:19:22,084 Facem progrese mari! 179 00:19:22,251 --> 00:19:23,669 Poftim, gust� �sta. 180 00:19:36,181 --> 00:19:41,145 Doar pentru c� toat� lumea �l ur�te, nu �nseamn� c� nu e bun! 181 00:19:41,562 --> 00:19:43,021 Ascult�, Gru, 182 00:19:43,188 --> 00:19:46,567 vreau s� vorbesc cu tine de ceva timp. 183 00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:48,444 Ce? Ce e? 184 00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:53,699 Mi-e dor s� fiu r�u. 185 00:19:53,866 --> 00:19:57,995 Comploturi sinistre, infrac�iuni la scar� mare... Pentru astea tr�iesc. 186 00:19:58,162 --> 00:20:02,958 Nu crezi c� viitorul ne rezerv� mai multe dec�t jeleu? 187 00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:06,295 P�i, m� g�ndeam �i la o linie de gemuri. 188 00:20:07,838 --> 00:20:09,965 Chestia e, Gru... 189 00:20:11,049 --> 00:20:13,093 ... c� mi s-a oferit alt post. 190 00:20:13,802 --> 00:20:15,387 Dr. Nefario! 191 00:20:15,554 --> 00:20:17,598 Glume�ti, nu-i a�a? 192 00:20:17,765 --> 00:20:22,686 E o �ans� grozav� pentru mine, laborator mai mare, mai multe tic�lo�ii, 193 00:20:22,978 --> 00:20:24,563 asigurare dentar�. 194 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,448 Prea bine. 195 00:20:34,615 --> 00:20:38,243 S� ne desp�r�im cum se cuvine atunci. 196 00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:39,786 Minioni! 197 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:48,629 Cea mai distins� onoare acordat� dlui dr. Nefario, 198 00:20:48,795 --> 00:20:51,548 pentru serviciile de ani de zile, 199 00:20:51,715 --> 00:20:55,093 salva de 21 de p�r�uri! 200 00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:06,647 Eu am num�rat 22. 201 00:21:12,444 --> 00:21:14,655 Cu bine, prieteni. 202 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:35,342 S-ar putea s� dureze un pic. 203 00:21:35,842 --> 00:21:37,928 Vede�i-v� de treab�. 204 00:21:40,097 --> 00:21:42,766 Deja mi-e dor de voi! 205 00:22:37,904 --> 00:22:42,117 - E�ti sigur� c� ar trebui s� facem asta? - Da, e pentru binele lui. 206 00:22:42,284 --> 00:22:44,786 Bine, trebuie s� alegem o poz�. 207 00:22:44,953 --> 00:22:46,121 Nu. 208 00:22:46,538 --> 00:22:47,622 �nfrico��tor. 209 00:22:47,789 --> 00:22:48,749 Ciudat. 210 00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:51,376 Ce-i aia? 211 00:22:51,626 --> 00:22:54,337 Bun� diminea�a, fetelor! Am un anun�. 212 00:22:54,504 --> 00:22:56,465 Cu ce celebritate semeni? 213 00:22:57,549 --> 00:22:58,884 Bruce Willis. 214 00:22:59,676 --> 00:23:00,677 Nu. 215 00:23:00,844 --> 00:23:02,262 Hopa Mitic�! 216 00:23:02,763 --> 00:23:03,889 Gollum! 217 00:23:05,056 --> 00:23:07,267 Bine, ce face�i? 218 00:23:07,434 --> 00:23:09,269 Te �nscriem la �nt�lniri online! 219 00:23:09,436 --> 00:23:12,147 Bine. Ce? Nu, nu, nu. 220 00:23:12,314 --> 00:23:14,107 Hai, e distractiv. 221 00:23:14,274 --> 00:23:16,193 �i e timpul s� ie�i �n lume. 222 00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:19,362 Nu, �nceta�i! Nu iese nimeni! Niciodat�! 223 00:23:19,529 --> 00:23:22,657 Bun, �i acum anun�ul... 224 00:23:22,824 --> 00:23:25,243 Am acceptat o slujb� nou�. 225 00:23:25,410 --> 00:23:26,453 Chiar? 226 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:30,040 Da, am fost recrutat de o agen�ie ultrasecret� 227 00:23:30,207 --> 00:23:32,584 s� intru sub acoperire �i s� salvez lumea! 228 00:23:32,751 --> 00:23:34,044 O s� fii spion? 229 00:23:34,211 --> 00:23:35,879 Exact, pui�or! 230 00:23:36,046 --> 00:23:37,839 Gru intr� din nou �n hor�. 231 00:23:38,006 --> 00:23:41,635 Cu dispozitive �i arme �i ma�ini �mechere. Tot tac�mul. 232 00:23:41,802 --> 00:23:42,928 Bestial! 233 00:23:43,094 --> 00:23:45,305 Chiar o s� salvezi lumea? 234 00:23:45,639 --> 00:23:48,850 Da. Da, o s-o salvez. 235 00:24:21,925 --> 00:24:23,802 "Haide�i s� v-o coc". 236 00:24:33,895 --> 00:24:38,066 Bun, uite re�eta de brio�e de pe internet. 237 00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:45,198 �i n-o lua�i razna cu bombonelele! 238 00:25:07,929 --> 00:25:11,474 Nu m� a�teptam la asta. Sau m� a�teptam? 239 00:25:12,309 --> 00:25:15,353 Ai un pic de... 240 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,232 Te �terg eu. 241 00:25:20,692 --> 00:25:22,193 Se �ntinde. 242 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,779 Bine, las�-m� pe mine. Termin�! 243 00:25:26,781 --> 00:25:28,783 Te las pe tine. 244 00:25:29,492 --> 00:25:32,871 Ce ai v�zut mai �nainte e ceva nou la care am lucrat. 245 00:25:33,038 --> 00:25:36,875 O combina�ie de Jujitsu, Krav Maga, tehnic� aztec� de lupt� 246 00:25:37,042 --> 00:25:39,169 �i krumping. 247 00:25:39,335 --> 00:25:41,963 Bine, ciudat. De ce e�ti aici? 248 00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:46,134 Cu sarcin� de la Silas. Sunt noua ta partener�. Ura! 249 00:25:46,301 --> 00:25:48,762 Ce? Nu, nicio "ura". 250 00:25:48,928 --> 00:25:51,556 Funducaprei n-a spus nimic de un partener. 251 00:25:51,723 --> 00:25:55,393 Din cauza trecutului t�u dubios, toat� lumea a refuzat s� lucreze cu tine. 252 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,937 Nu �i eu. Eu m-am b�gat. 253 00:25:58,104 --> 00:26:01,524 �i sunt nou�, a�a c� oricum trebuie s� fac ce-mi spun ei. 254 00:26:08,531 --> 00:26:11,826 - �l �tii pe �sta? - Da, e unul din minionii mei. 255 00:26:12,285 --> 00:26:13,787 �mi pare r�u. 256 00:26:14,287 --> 00:26:15,872 Ar fi trebuit s� �tiu. 257 00:26:16,039 --> 00:26:17,707 E�ti liber s� pleci. 258 00:26:50,323 --> 00:26:51,366 Dave... 259 00:26:52,784 --> 00:26:54,828 P�m�ntul c�tre Dave! 260 00:26:55,995 --> 00:26:57,580 Po�i pleca acum. 261 00:27:06,172 --> 00:27:09,926 Deci, ce avem? Cine e pe list�? Bombardeaz�-m�. 262 00:27:10,093 --> 00:27:15,056 Prima suspect�: Hedda Florentoft, proprietara flor�riei Floare-la-ureche. 263 00:27:15,223 --> 00:27:16,891 Nu, nu ea. 264 00:27:17,058 --> 00:27:18,601 Bine, continui. 265 00:27:18,768 --> 00:27:21,604 Chuck Vulpe, proprietar Coada Ursului. 266 00:27:24,899 --> 00:27:25,984 Nu prea cred. 267 00:27:26,609 --> 00:27:27,902 Alo! 268 00:27:31,239 --> 00:27:33,825 Buenos dias, prieteni! 269 00:27:33,992 --> 00:27:36,578 Sunt Eduardo Perez, 270 00:27:36,744 --> 00:27:39,998 proprietarul restaurantului Salsa y Salsa, de vizavi de mall. 271 00:27:40,164 --> 00:27:43,084 Deschis �i pentru micul dejun acum. �i voi sunte�i? 272 00:27:43,251 --> 00:27:46,004 Gru. Ea e Lucy. �i noi am �nchis. 273 00:27:46,170 --> 00:27:48,256 V� r�pesc doar un momento. 274 00:27:48,423 --> 00:27:50,842 Dau o mare petrecere de Cinco de Mayo 275 00:27:51,009 --> 00:27:54,929 �i voi avea nevoie de 200 din cele mai bune brio�e ale voastre, 276 00:27:55,096 --> 00:27:58,850 decorate cu steagul mexican. 277 00:27:59,017 --> 00:28:00,977 Arat� cam a�a. 278 00:28:02,353 --> 00:28:03,730 Ce p�rere ave�i? 279 00:28:05,773 --> 00:28:07,108 Nu te uita! 280 00:28:09,277 --> 00:28:13,156 �n fine, trebuie s� plec. Am stabilit. Le iau s�pt�m�na viitoare. 281 00:28:13,323 --> 00:28:17,535 O zi bun�. Veni�i, dac� pute�i, bine? 282 00:28:20,371 --> 00:28:24,000 �i bun venit �n familia mall-ului. 283 00:28:31,507 --> 00:28:32,925 El Macho. 284 00:28:33,426 --> 00:28:34,260 Ce? 285 00:28:34,427 --> 00:28:35,636 Dar nu se poate. 286 00:28:35,803 --> 00:28:37,388 Ce? Ce nu se poate? 287 00:28:38,765 --> 00:28:43,770 �la arat� exact ca un tic�los pe nume El Macho. 288 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:45,897 De acum 20 de ani. 289 00:28:51,944 --> 00:28:53,404 Era ne�ndur�tor. 290 00:28:53,571 --> 00:28:55,031 Era periculos. 291 00:28:55,198 --> 00:28:59,118 �i, cum sugereaz� numele, foarte macho. 292 00:29:09,337 --> 00:29:14,342 Avea reputa�ia c� d�dea jafuri doar cu m�inile goale! 293 00:29:16,427 --> 00:29:21,516 Din p�cate, ca to�i mae�trii, El Macho s-a dus prea devreme. 294 00:29:22,183 --> 00:29:26,646 A murit �n cel mai macho mod posibil: c�l�rind un rechin, 295 00:29:26,813 --> 00:29:31,067 cu 115 kg de dinamit� legate de piept, 296 00:29:31,234 --> 00:29:35,238 direct �n gura unui vulcan activ! 297 00:29:37,782 --> 00:29:39,325 A fost triumfal! 298 00:29:40,952 --> 00:29:44,539 Da, se pare c� El Macho �sta e mort de-a binelea. 299 00:29:44,705 --> 00:29:47,124 Nu s-a g�sit cadavrul. O, nu. 300 00:29:47,291 --> 00:29:52,463 Nu s-a recuperat dec�t un smoc de p�r p�rlit de pe piept. 301 00:29:52,630 --> 00:29:56,592 Dar fa�a aia! Trebuie s� fie El Macho! 302 00:29:56,759 --> 00:30:00,596 Atunci ce-ar fi s� intr�m �n restaurantul lui? La noapte. 303 00:30:00,763 --> 00:30:03,307 Da, asta e bine, pentru c�-�i spun, 304 00:30:03,474 --> 00:30:07,728 dac� e cineva aici care are serul PX-41... 305 00:30:08,396 --> 00:30:09,939 ... el e �la. 306 00:30:12,275 --> 00:30:16,112 Bun, temele f�cute, �n pijamale, din�ii sp�la�i �i la culcare. 307 00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:19,490 - Unde arde? - Am foarte mult� treab�. 308 00:30:19,657 --> 00:30:21,450 Ce treab�? 309 00:30:21,617 --> 00:30:23,244 Foarte important�. 310 00:30:23,411 --> 00:30:24,787 Br��ic�, pupici. 311 00:30:25,329 --> 00:30:28,624 Somn u�or, vise pl�cute, puricii s� v� s�rute, bla-bla-bla... 312 00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:32,920 Dar ai spus c� repe�i cu mine rolul pentru spectacolul de Ziua Mamei. 313 00:30:34,505 --> 00:30:37,633 Bine, bine, s�-l aud. Repede. 314 00:30:38,009 --> 00:30:41,512 M� pup� pe bubi�e �mi face codi�e 315 00:30:41,679 --> 00:30:44,557 Nimeni nu e ca mama mea 316 00:30:44,724 --> 00:30:47,602 Pe mame le vom iubi �ntotdeauna 317 00:30:48,144 --> 00:30:50,980 Uau! A fost nemaipomenit. 318 00:30:51,147 --> 00:30:54,108 Mi-a pl�cut cum ai z�mbit la sf�r�it. 319 00:30:54,275 --> 00:30:56,277 Hai s� mai �ncerc�m o dat�, 320 00:30:56,444 --> 00:31:01,449 dar s� fie un picu� mai pu�in ca un zombi, bine? 321 00:31:01,616 --> 00:31:02,491 Bine. 322 00:31:02,658 --> 00:31:05,703 M� pup� pe bubi�e �mi face co... 323 00:31:05,870 --> 00:31:07,580 Perfect! Fugu�a acum. 324 00:31:07,747 --> 00:31:10,207 Nu cred c� ar trebui s� fac asta. 325 00:31:10,374 --> 00:31:14,462 - Ce vrei s� spui? De ce nu? - Nici m�car nu am mam�. 326 00:31:15,338 --> 00:31:18,090 Nu ai nevoie de una ca s� fii �n spectacol. 327 00:31:18,257 --> 00:31:22,428 Ai participat la Ziua Veteranilor �i n-ai luptat niciodat�. 328 00:31:23,471 --> 00:31:24,930 Asta e altceva. 329 00:31:25,097 --> 00:31:30,061 Bine, atunci poate-�i po�i folosi imagina�ia. 330 00:31:30,227 --> 00:31:32,897 S� m� prefac c� am? 331 00:31:33,064 --> 00:31:35,816 Da, p�i nu? Po�i s� faci asta, nu? 332 00:31:35,983 --> 00:31:38,027 Da! Fac asta tot timpul. 333 00:31:38,194 --> 00:31:39,362 Mersi, Gru! 334 00:32:11,227 --> 00:32:13,312 Bun. Hei, nu, nu! 335 00:32:13,479 --> 00:32:15,648 Nu. Hei, v� rog. 336 00:32:15,815 --> 00:32:18,776 Kevin, Jerry, ave�i grij� de fete. 337 00:32:18,943 --> 00:32:22,321 Dave, Stuart, veni�i cu mine. 338 00:32:25,074 --> 00:32:26,408 Haide! 339 00:34:19,313 --> 00:34:22,691 Ne furi��m ca ninja. Nu facem niciun zgomot. 340 00:34:22,858 --> 00:34:25,027 Da. Am �n�eles. 341 00:34:29,782 --> 00:34:32,242 Bine, El Macho. S-a zis cu tine. 342 00:34:32,409 --> 00:34:34,953 - A�teapt�! A�teapt�. - Ce? 343 00:34:35,663 --> 00:34:40,000 - Ce faci? - Caut alarme cu laser. 344 00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:42,378 E un restaurant! 345 00:34:42,544 --> 00:34:45,673 Nu se �tie ce curse pentru fraieri o fi pus �sta. Serios. 346 00:34:45,839 --> 00:34:47,674 Nu e nicio curs� pentru fraieri. 347 00:34:49,968 --> 00:34:51,136 Fraier! 348 00:35:02,481 --> 00:35:03,899 O g�in�. 349 00:35:04,233 --> 00:35:06,318 Te-ai pierdut, piticu�? 350 00:35:06,485 --> 00:35:08,362 Te-ai pierdut. 351 00:35:09,279 --> 00:35:10,656 Halal c�ine de paz�. 352 00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:17,121 Ia-o de pe mine! Ia-o de pe mine! 353 00:35:24,670 --> 00:35:25,671 Te-am prins! 354 00:35:31,427 --> 00:35:32,678 Am prins-o! 355 00:35:52,281 --> 00:35:54,324 Ce-o fi cu puiul �sta? 356 00:35:54,992 --> 00:35:58,412 Hei, puiul �la e cucu. 357 00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:00,581 Nu? 358 00:36:00,747 --> 00:36:02,708 Bine, haide. 359 00:36:09,882 --> 00:36:11,175 Vezi ceva? 360 00:36:11,341 --> 00:36:12,926 �nc� nu. 361 00:36:13,093 --> 00:36:16,847 Dar poate g�se�ti ceva cu ochelarii �tia cu raze X. 362 00:36:24,730 --> 00:36:26,982 Cum func�ioneaz�? Spune-mi! 363 00:36:28,483 --> 00:36:30,027 Ce e? S-a �nt�mplat ceva? 364 00:36:30,193 --> 00:36:33,614 Asta-i o imagine pe care n-o s-o mai �terg din minte. 365 00:36:41,663 --> 00:36:43,582 �tiam eu! 366 00:36:43,749 --> 00:36:45,417 Serul e aici! 367 00:36:45,584 --> 00:36:46,877 Atunci hai s�-l lu�m. 368 00:36:48,837 --> 00:36:51,340 O s� fie bine! 369 00:36:58,221 --> 00:36:59,264 Ce? 370 00:36:59,431 --> 00:37:00,849 Re�et� secret� de salsa 371 00:37:01,016 --> 00:37:02,601 Salsa? 372 00:37:02,768 --> 00:37:04,353 Of, Doamne... 373 00:37:10,067 --> 00:37:13,904 Cineva o s� moar� �n seara asta. 374 00:37:19,326 --> 00:37:20,535 Pollito! 375 00:37:21,244 --> 00:37:24,081 Ce �i-au f�cut? Pollito, m� auzi? 376 00:37:24,915 --> 00:37:28,210 Cine ar face asta unui pui�or a�a dulce? 377 00:37:28,377 --> 00:37:30,379 Ce? Cine e acolo? 378 00:37:32,089 --> 00:37:34,049 Ie�i�i voi sau intru eu? 379 00:37:44,101 --> 00:37:45,268 Opri�i-v�! 380 00:37:46,269 --> 00:37:47,229 Ochii mei! 381 00:37:48,814 --> 00:37:50,732 Gru, cheam� un pici de-al t�u! 382 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,485 Am fost repera�i! Veni�i s� ne lua�i! 383 00:38:06,081 --> 00:38:06,998 Subtil. 384 00:38:11,378 --> 00:38:13,588 Aici! Aici! 385 00:38:13,755 --> 00:38:15,298 Suntem... 386 00:38:15,465 --> 00:38:16,550 ... aici. 387 00:38:23,348 --> 00:38:24,599 �ine-te bine! 388 00:38:35,193 --> 00:38:37,779 Acum v-am prins! 389 00:39:09,186 --> 00:39:11,730 �NGHE�AT� 390 00:39:12,939 --> 00:39:14,858 Ura! �nghe�at�! 391 00:39:27,746 --> 00:39:29,206 �NGHE�AT� 392 00:40:12,582 --> 00:40:14,125 Bine, uite-l. 393 00:40:14,292 --> 00:40:17,170 Suspectul num�rul 8: Floyd Vultursan. 394 00:40:17,337 --> 00:40:18,797 Bine. 395 00:40:18,964 --> 00:40:20,924 Vezi dac� te po�i apropia. Du-te! 396 00:40:32,060 --> 00:40:33,478 Bine. 397 00:40:33,645 --> 00:40:34,688 Ce...? 398 00:40:34,854 --> 00:40:35,939 ATEN�IE! FOARTE FIERBINTE 399 00:40:36,106 --> 00:40:38,066 O, nu. Asta nu e bine. 400 00:40:49,786 --> 00:40:51,371 Hei, Gru! 401 00:40:51,746 --> 00:40:55,959 - Fetelor! Ce face�i aici? - Am zis s� te vizit�m la munc�. 402 00:40:56,126 --> 00:40:58,837 Salvezi lumea dintr-un co� de gunoi? 403 00:41:00,338 --> 00:41:01,297 Nostim. 404 00:41:01,464 --> 00:41:03,299 Hei! Aici erai. 405 00:41:03,466 --> 00:41:04,718 Ele cine sunt? 406 00:41:04,884 --> 00:41:08,930 Lucy, astea sunt fetele mele, Margo, Edith �i Agnes. 407 00:41:09,097 --> 00:41:11,850 Fetelor, Lucy. Lucy, fetele. 408 00:41:12,016 --> 00:41:12,851 Bun�. 409 00:41:13,017 --> 00:41:13,852 Bun�. 410 00:41:22,318 --> 00:41:23,778 E�ti nem�ritat�? 411 00:41:24,863 --> 00:41:25,780 Vai mie! 412 00:41:26,072 --> 00:41:30,160 Hei, am o idee. Cum eu �i Lucy avem mult� treab�, 413 00:41:30,326 --> 00:41:32,954 - de ce nu explora�i voi mall-ul? - Pa! 414 00:41:33,121 --> 00:41:37,792 Uita�i ni�te bani, duce�i-v� �i lua�i-v� ni�te fleacuri de la mall. Benti�e �i... 415 00:41:37,959 --> 00:41:39,419 O s� te �nsori cu Lucy? 416 00:41:39,586 --> 00:41:43,465 Ai c�piat? Nu! Doar lucreaz� cu mine. 417 00:41:43,631 --> 00:41:44,966 �n plus, o iube�ti. 418 00:41:45,133 --> 00:41:47,844 O iube�ti! O iube�ti! Chiar o iube�ti! 419 00:41:47,927 --> 00:41:49,053 O s� v� c�s�tori�i! 420 00:41:49,137 --> 00:41:50,305 �nceteaz�. E un c�ntec de minciuni. 421 00:41:50,388 --> 00:41:51,306 �i eu o s� duc florile! 422 00:41:51,389 --> 00:41:52,307 Nici nu-mi place de ea. 423 00:41:52,390 --> 00:41:53,766 Acum duce�i-v� s� v� distra�i! 424 00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,604 Era s� uit! Br��ic�! 425 00:41:57,770 --> 00:42:00,565 - Baft� cu salvarea lumii. Pa. - Pa, Gru! 426 00:42:04,986 --> 00:42:08,198 Copiii... Nostimi, nu-i a�a? 427 00:42:08,364 --> 00:42:12,160 Fetele alea te ador�. Pun pariu c� e�ti un tat� distractiv. 428 00:42:13,995 --> 00:42:16,039 Destul. 429 00:42:25,006 --> 00:42:26,382 �sta e furt? 430 00:42:26,549 --> 00:42:29,344 Nu dac� dorin�a mea a fost s� iau multe monede gratis. 431 00:43:00,541 --> 00:43:02,043 Mi�to ochelari. 432 00:43:04,087 --> 00:43:05,546 Eu sunt Antonio. 433 00:43:05,713 --> 00:43:07,590 Margo. 434 00:43:07,757 --> 00:43:11,344 M� duc s�-mi iau un fursec. Vrei s� vii cu mine? 435 00:43:11,928 --> 00:43:13,388 Sigur. 436 00:43:13,805 --> 00:43:16,140 Eu sunt Margo. 437 00:43:24,399 --> 00:43:26,359 Ne vedem mai t�rziu. 438 00:43:26,526 --> 00:43:27,527 Pa! 439 00:43:29,487 --> 00:43:33,741 - Pot s� zic eu prima: "�h!"? - Trebuie s�-i spunem lui Gru! 440 00:43:33,908 --> 00:43:37,286 SALONUL VULTURUL PLE�UV 441 00:43:38,538 --> 00:43:40,123 Bine, intru. 442 00:43:40,289 --> 00:43:43,292 Dac� detecteaz� vreo urm� de ser, senzorul din centura ta 443 00:43:43,459 --> 00:43:44,919 va scoate sunetul �sta. 444 00:43:46,170 --> 00:43:47,088 Bine! 445 00:43:47,255 --> 00:43:49,590 Am �n�eles, am �n�eles. 446 00:43:55,888 --> 00:43:59,350 Bun venit la Salonul Vulturul Ple�uv. 447 00:43:59,517 --> 00:44:01,978 Era �i timpul s� veni�i... 448 00:44:02,145 --> 00:44:03,521 ... dle Gru. 449 00:44:04,731 --> 00:44:06,774 �mi �tii numele? 450 00:44:07,942 --> 00:44:11,320 C�nd cineva cu deficien�e foliculare intr� �n mall, 451 00:44:11,487 --> 00:44:14,949 m� �ns�rcinez s� fiu la curent. 452 00:44:15,116 --> 00:44:17,744 Sunte�i chel �i asta nu e bine. 453 00:44:18,995 --> 00:44:20,621 Uite a�a, scumpa. 454 00:44:21,038 --> 00:44:22,623 Niciun semnal �nc�. 455 00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:24,333 Cred c� trebuie s� te mi�ti. 456 00:44:32,049 --> 00:44:34,761 Asta pare interesant�. Ce e? 457 00:44:34,927 --> 00:44:36,429 Sunte�i iubitor de art�? 458 00:44:36,596 --> 00:44:37,555 Niciun ser. 459 00:44:37,722 --> 00:44:38,931 Da, nu prea. 460 00:44:42,727 --> 00:44:47,690 - Dar bagatela asta impresionant�? - Eu nu i-a� spune bagatel�, dle Gru. 461 00:44:47,857 --> 00:44:48,691 Nimic. 462 00:44:48,858 --> 00:44:50,860 - Interna�io... - Da, nu-mi pas�. 463 00:44:57,492 --> 00:45:00,036 Stai, detectez ceva. �n spatele peretelui! 464 00:45:00,203 --> 00:45:01,746 �i ce avem aici? 465 00:45:01,913 --> 00:45:05,082 Astea sunt perucile mele de prob�. Ar trebui s� lua�i una. 466 00:45:05,249 --> 00:45:08,503 Nu, mersi. Da' ce e �n spatele peretelui? 467 00:45:08,669 --> 00:45:10,963 - Uit�-te la mine! Concentreaz�-te! - Gru? 468 00:45:11,130 --> 00:45:15,801 V� promit c� peruca asta o s� v� transforme din ur�t, 469 00:45:15,968 --> 00:45:19,263 �n irezistibil. 470 00:45:19,430 --> 00:45:23,184 - Margo are prieten! - �i se duc la o �nt�lnire! 471 00:45:23,351 --> 00:45:24,602 �nt�lnire? Prieten? 472 00:45:24,769 --> 00:45:25,645 Ce? 473 00:45:38,407 --> 00:45:39,534 Uite-o! 474 00:45:51,504 --> 00:45:53,297 E�ti at�t de haios. 475 00:45:53,464 --> 00:45:54,507 Sc�rbos. 476 00:45:54,674 --> 00:45:56,676 - Uite, sunt �ndr�gosti�i. - Nu, nu, nu. 477 00:45:56,842 --> 00:45:59,136 Nu spune asta. Nu, nu, nu. 478 00:45:59,303 --> 00:46:03,557 Visez ca �ntr-o zi s�-mi c�tig p�inea juc�nd jocuri video. 479 00:46:05,518 --> 00:46:07,520 E�ti at�t de complicat. 480 00:46:07,687 --> 00:46:09,188 Margo. 481 00:46:09,355 --> 00:46:10,982 Ce se �nt�mpl� aici? 482 00:46:11,607 --> 00:46:15,736 Gru, se llama Antonio. Me llamo Margo. 483 00:46:15,903 --> 00:46:19,240 Me iama-lama, ding-dong. Cui �i pas�? Hai s� mergem. 484 00:46:49,937 --> 00:46:51,814 Copiii m�n�nc� gratis mar�ea. 485 00:47:03,284 --> 00:47:04,910 Grozav! 486 00:47:06,579 --> 00:47:10,416 Ce m� bucur s� te v�d din nou, mi compadre! 487 00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:13,044 V�d c� l-ai cunoscut deja pe tata. 488 00:47:13,210 --> 00:47:15,296 Ce? Tat�? 489 00:47:15,463 --> 00:47:18,674 Si. Ce mic� e lumea �n care tr�im! 490 00:47:18,841 --> 00:47:20,926 Vino, hai s�-�i dau ceva. 491 00:47:22,595 --> 00:47:24,680 Uit�-te la tine. 492 00:47:26,098 --> 00:47:28,184 M� place. 493 00:47:29,143 --> 00:47:32,980 �mi pare r�u. Pollito e, de obicei, foarte prietenos. 494 00:47:33,147 --> 00:47:34,732 A avut o noapte grea. 495 00:47:38,277 --> 00:47:40,905 Ar trebui s� plec�m. Fetelor, haide�i. 496 00:47:41,071 --> 00:47:42,782 E p�cat. 497 00:47:42,948 --> 00:47:45,576 Dragostea tinereasc� e frumoas�, nu? 498 00:47:45,743 --> 00:47:46,660 Nu! 499 00:47:47,119 --> 00:47:50,664 �tii, nu sunt �ndr�gosti�i. Abia se cunosc. 500 00:47:51,499 --> 00:47:56,086 Ai dreptate, El Chelioso. Trebuie s� se cunoasc� mai bine! 501 00:47:56,253 --> 00:48:00,049 Antonio, de ce n-o invi�i pe prietena ta �i familia ei 502 00:48:00,216 --> 00:48:01,884 la petrecerea noastr� de Cinco de Mayo? 503 00:48:02,051 --> 00:48:03,093 Nu, nu. 504 00:48:19,068 --> 00:48:21,320 Scuze, El Macho? 505 00:48:21,487 --> 00:48:25,658 Nu l-am eliminat ca suspect dup� incidentul cu salsa? 506 00:48:25,824 --> 00:48:28,160 Ba da, dar a fost o �ntors�tur� 507 00:48:28,327 --> 00:48:31,330 �i-�i spun, �sta e omul nostru. 508 00:48:31,497 --> 00:48:33,832 Trebuie s�-l arestezi imediat. 509 00:48:33,999 --> 00:48:37,336 �i pe fiul lui �n�el�tor de �armant! 510 00:48:37,503 --> 00:48:40,422 Sunt destul de sigur c� �i fiul e implicat. 511 00:48:40,589 --> 00:48:43,259 �i fiul! Trebuie s� prinzi fiul! 512 00:48:43,425 --> 00:48:46,845 Cred c� fiul e creierul! 513 00:48:47,012 --> 00:48:51,183 Are o privire, o privire diabolic� �n ochi, �i nu-mi place! 514 00:48:51,350 --> 00:48:53,269 Da, dar nu v�d nicio dovad�. 515 00:48:53,435 --> 00:48:58,857 Dovezi, scovergi! Eu m� bizui pe instinct. �i instinctu'-mi spune c� e El Macho. 516 00:48:59,024 --> 00:49:01,443 �nchide-l. �i pe fiu. 517 00:49:01,610 --> 00:49:05,531 Nu uita de fiu. Pu�tiul m� bag�-n sperie�i! 518 00:49:05,698 --> 00:49:07,700 O, Doamne, Doamne... 519 00:49:07,866 --> 00:49:12,788 Dar �n linii... mai normale, 520 00:49:13,163 --> 00:49:16,125 Gru a descoperit urme de ser la Vulturul Ple�uv. 521 00:49:17,209 --> 00:49:18,335 Interesant. 522 00:49:18,502 --> 00:49:20,629 Da! �i �tii cine a f�cut asta? 523 00:49:20,796 --> 00:49:23,924 �sta. A dovedit-o. Uimitor, nu? 524 00:49:24,091 --> 00:49:27,886 Nu, adic�, sigur. Dar nu e el, e El Macho! 525 00:49:28,053 --> 00:49:29,930 Dle Gru, v� rog! 526 00:49:30,097 --> 00:49:32,933 Nu! El e �i am s-o dovedesc! 527 00:49:34,518 --> 00:49:36,687 Gru, haide! 528 00:49:39,273 --> 00:49:41,859 Chiar crede c� e El Macho. 529 00:49:42,276 --> 00:49:43,652 Nu se vede? 530 00:50:46,924 --> 00:50:48,175 D�-mi aia! 531 00:50:50,302 --> 00:50:52,054 e-TIC�LO�I.com 532 00:50:54,515 --> 00:50:56,141 CONEXIUNE PIERDUT�! 533 00:50:56,308 --> 00:50:59,228 Kevin, a c�zut netul! 534 00:50:59,603 --> 00:51:01,146 Kevin! 535 00:51:01,313 --> 00:51:04,107 Hei, Lance, unde naiba e Kevin? 536 00:51:05,150 --> 00:51:09,488 Bine, trebuie s� revizuim num�rul de zile de vacan�� pe care le primi�i. 537 00:51:09,655 --> 00:51:12,032 Nu mai g�sesc pe nimeni. 538 00:51:12,741 --> 00:51:15,035 Gru, sunt eu, Jillian! 539 00:51:15,828 --> 00:51:17,663 Am ve�ti bune! 540 00:51:17,830 --> 00:51:22,251 Sunt cu prietena mea, Shannon. M� g�ndeam s� lua�i masa �mpreun�. 541 00:51:22,417 --> 00:51:24,837 �tii, s� v� distra�i, s� vede�i cum merge! 542 00:51:26,255 --> 00:51:27,840 Deschide! 543 00:51:28,006 --> 00:51:31,552 Agnes! Agnes, spune-i lui Jullian c� nu sunt aici. 544 00:51:32,261 --> 00:51:33,679 Gru nu e aici. 545 00:51:33,846 --> 00:51:37,224 - E�ti sigur�? - Da, doar ce mi-a spus! 546 00:51:39,685 --> 00:51:41,853 Adic� nu mi-a spus. 547 00:51:42,813 --> 00:51:45,065 Agnes, unde e Gru? 548 00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:48,360 Se d� cu ruj! 549 00:51:49,570 --> 00:51:51,280 Prinde mu�te! 550 00:51:51,446 --> 00:51:52,489 Nu! Nu! 551 00:51:52,656 --> 00:51:54,074 κi taie capul! 552 00:51:56,076 --> 00:51:58,495 Face... caca? 553 00:51:59,246 --> 00:52:01,248 �tiu c� e�ti acolo, Gru. 554 00:52:01,498 --> 00:52:04,626 N-o s� te po�i fofila. 555 00:52:10,173 --> 00:52:13,343 Trebuie s� recunosc c� aveam emo�ii pentru seara asta. 556 00:52:13,510 --> 00:52:16,722 Sunt at��ia pref�cu�i pe lume! 557 00:52:17,389 --> 00:52:19,391 Da, te �n�eleg. 558 00:52:21,351 --> 00:52:23,854 - Faci mi�care? - Ei bine... 559 00:52:24,021 --> 00:52:26,898 E limpede c� nu, dar te-ai g�ndi s-o faci? 560 00:52:27,065 --> 00:52:30,610 Forma fizic� e foarte important� pentru Shannon. 561 00:52:30,777 --> 00:52:32,571 ��i dai seama, nu? 562 00:52:34,781 --> 00:52:35,949 Da. 563 00:52:36,116 --> 00:52:37,159 Beton. 564 00:52:37,326 --> 00:52:39,911 Suntem la restaurant, �tii? 565 00:52:41,788 --> 00:52:44,875 - Bun�. Comand� la pachet pentru Lucy? - Sigur, o secund�. 566 00:52:56,928 --> 00:53:00,098 Accentul t�u e foarte exotic. 567 00:53:00,265 --> 00:53:02,434 Mul�umesc mult. 568 00:53:02,601 --> 00:53:07,189 �tiu pe cineva care poate �ndrepta asta. Ai vorbi normal c�t ai clipi! 569 00:53:09,483 --> 00:53:11,693 E cald aici? 570 00:53:13,612 --> 00:53:15,405 Cum e m�ncarea? 571 00:53:16,448 --> 00:53:20,035 Stai un pic. Por�i peruc�? 572 00:53:20,202 --> 00:53:21,328 Poftim? 573 00:53:21,995 --> 00:53:23,330 Nu prea cred. 574 00:53:23,497 --> 00:53:24,623 �tiam eu. 575 00:53:24,790 --> 00:53:27,000 E�ti un pref�cut. Ur�sc pref�cu�ii! 576 00:53:27,167 --> 00:53:30,712 - Ce? Nu. Sunt pletele mele. - Nu e adev�rat! 577 00:53:30,879 --> 00:53:33,632 �tii ce o s� fac? O s�-�i smulg aia din cap 578 00:53:33,799 --> 00:53:36,593 �i o s� ar�t tuturor ce pref�cut e�ti. 579 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,095 Nu prea cred, cucoan�. 580 00:53:47,854 --> 00:53:49,022 Alo! 581 00:53:49,189 --> 00:53:50,440 Alo! E�ti...? 582 00:53:50,607 --> 00:53:51,775 Hei, Gru. 583 00:53:51,942 --> 00:53:54,986 Bun�, Lucy. Ce mai faci? 584 00:53:55,153 --> 00:53:57,405 Se pare c� �nso�itoarea ta e K.O. 585 00:53:57,572 --> 00:54:00,575 Parc� a fost �mpu�cat� cu un tranchilizant de elani. 586 00:54:06,331 --> 00:54:09,292 Da, clipesc, pentru c� exact asta s-a �nt�mplat. 587 00:54:09,459 --> 00:54:12,546 Scusi, ce se �nt�mpl� aici? Nu �i place? 588 00:54:12,712 --> 00:54:14,130 E doar... 589 00:54:18,969 --> 00:54:20,428 O ducem acas�? 590 00:55:02,804 --> 00:55:06,308 Ai reu�it, ai avut cea mai rea �nt�lnire. 591 00:55:06,766 --> 00:55:08,143 Mie-mi spui? 592 00:55:08,310 --> 00:55:11,438 Nicio grij�. Nu poate fi dec�t mai bine acum, nu? 593 00:55:11,605 --> 00:55:16,234 Dac� nu, ��i �mprumut arma mea cu s�ge�i. �i eu am folosit-o la vreo dou� �nt�lniri. 594 00:55:16,401 --> 00:55:20,989 �n ceea ce prive�te �nt�lnirile, m� mul�umesc doar cu asta. 595 00:55:24,826 --> 00:55:27,829 Noapte bun�, partenere. 596 00:55:30,165 --> 00:55:31,333 A fost distractiv. 597 00:55:31,499 --> 00:55:34,336 Da. �n mod surprinz�tor, a fost. 598 00:55:34,836 --> 00:55:37,339 �i �ntre noi fie vorba? 599 00:55:37,756 --> 00:55:40,425 Ar��i mult mai bine chel. 600 00:55:42,177 --> 00:55:43,595 Ne vedem m�ine. 601 00:55:59,903 --> 00:56:00,904 Ura! 602 00:56:01,196 --> 00:56:04,491 - S� �n�eleg c� �nt�lnirea a mers bine? - Nu, a fost oribil. 603 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,379 Bate palma! 604 00:56:19,255 --> 00:56:20,382 D� un ghiont. 605 00:57:02,841 --> 00:57:04,634 Dl Funducaprei? 606 00:57:04,801 --> 00:57:05,927 Bun�. 607 00:57:06,094 --> 00:57:07,387 Ce cau�i aici? 608 00:57:07,554 --> 00:57:09,514 - L-am prins. - Pe cine? 609 00:57:09,681 --> 00:57:11,224 Flyod Vultursan. 610 00:57:11,391 --> 00:57:16,146 Agen�ii no�tri au localizat o �nc�pere secret� �n salonul lui �i au g�sit �sta. 611 00:57:16,312 --> 00:57:20,400 E gol, dar am g�sit urme de ser PX-41 �n el. 612 00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:21,818 E omul nostru. 613 00:57:21,985 --> 00:57:26,322 Cumva, �n ciuda incompeten�ei tale, am rezolvat-o. 614 00:57:26,489 --> 00:57:29,742 Am fost �nscenat! N-o s� sc�pa�i! 615 00:57:29,909 --> 00:57:33,538 Lua�i-v� labele de pe mine! Sunt om de afaceri legitim. 616 00:57:33,705 --> 00:57:36,165 Bine. �i acum? 617 00:57:36,332 --> 00:57:39,419 Acum te po�i �ntoarce la afacerile tale. 618 00:57:40,169 --> 00:57:41,921 Gemuri �i jeleuri. 619 00:57:42,088 --> 00:57:46,092 �i se pare c� agent Wilde va fi transferat� la filiala din Australia. 620 00:57:46,843 --> 00:57:49,220 - Australia? - Da. 621 00:57:49,387 --> 00:57:53,975 Dar mul�umesc pentru tot. �i fire�te, prin tot, vreau s� spun nimic. 622 00:57:54,142 --> 00:57:56,728 La bun� vedere, dle Gru. 623 00:58:01,232 --> 00:58:02,275 Bun�. 624 00:58:02,442 --> 00:58:03,359 Hei. 625 00:58:03,526 --> 00:58:04,861 Deci, l-am prins. 626 00:58:05,028 --> 00:58:08,031 Ura! E grozav. 627 00:58:08,197 --> 00:58:10,033 �i acum te duci �n Australia? 628 00:58:10,199 --> 00:58:12,827 �nc� nu e sigur. �nc� m� g�ndesc. 629 00:58:12,994 --> 00:58:15,163 Am exersat deja accentul. 630 00:58:15,330 --> 00:58:17,290 Cangur. Didgeridoo. 631 00:58:17,457 --> 00:58:19,083 Hugh Jackman. 632 00:58:20,543 --> 00:58:24,130 A�a c�... sunt ner�bd�toare. 633 00:58:25,006 --> 00:58:26,341 Grozav. 634 00:58:26,507 --> 00:58:28,801 Noroc atunci! 635 00:58:28,968 --> 00:58:31,721 Mersi. �i �ie. 636 00:58:33,222 --> 00:58:35,224 Vroiam s�-�i dau �sta. 637 00:58:35,391 --> 00:58:37,101 Electro-rujul t�u? 638 00:58:37,268 --> 00:58:39,187 Da, ca amintire. 639 00:58:39,354 --> 00:58:43,358 De prima oar� c�nd ne-am �nt�lnit. 640 00:58:44,359 --> 00:58:46,361 Mul�umesc, Lucy. 641 00:58:46,527 --> 00:58:47,737 Agent Wilde. 642 00:58:48,488 --> 00:58:51,532 Se pare c� au nevoie de tine, a�a c�... 643 00:58:51,699 --> 00:58:54,452 Da, mai bine m� duc. 644 00:58:55,578 --> 00:58:56,954 Pa, Gru. 645 00:59:33,449 --> 00:59:35,952 �i-am adus o umbrel�. 646 00:59:39,288 --> 00:59:40,415 Mul�umesc. 647 00:59:40,581 --> 00:59:41,999 Ce faci aici? 648 00:59:42,625 --> 00:59:47,296 Mai �tii c�nd ai spus c�-mi place de Lucy? 649 00:59:47,463 --> 00:59:50,341 Ei bine, se pare... 650 00:59:50,508 --> 00:59:51,759 ... c� ai dreptate. 651 00:59:52,468 --> 00:59:53,553 Chiar? 652 00:59:53,761 --> 00:59:55,138 Da, dar... 653 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,182 Ei bine, se mut� de aici. 654 00:59:58,349 --> 01:00:01,144 N-o s-o mai v�d niciodat�. 655 01:00:04,897 --> 01:00:06,983 Pot face ceva ca s� ajut? 656 01:00:07,942 --> 01:00:11,988 Nu prea cred, scumpo. 657 01:00:12,155 --> 01:00:14,949 Nu po�i face tu ceva? 658 01:00:16,492 --> 01:00:19,120 Bun�, Lucy. Aici Gru. 659 01:00:19,287 --> 01:00:24,292 �tiu c� p�n� �n momentul �sta rela�ia noastr� a fost strict profesional� 660 01:00:24,876 --> 01:00:29,172 �i-acum pleci �n Australia, dar... 661 01:00:29,338 --> 01:00:32,383 Bine, uite �ntrebarea. 662 01:00:32,550 --> 01:00:34,135 Ai vrea s�... 663 01:00:35,511 --> 01:00:38,764 ... ie�i la o �nt�lnire? 664 01:00:40,057 --> 01:00:41,058 Nu. 665 01:00:41,392 --> 01:00:43,269 Bine, nu e�ti de ajutor. 666 01:00:43,436 --> 01:00:46,439 Bine, �ncepem. Pe bune, de data asta. 667 01:00:56,365 --> 01:00:57,700 Pot face asta. 668 01:01:16,427 --> 01:01:17,637 Te ur�sc! 669 01:01:23,935 --> 01:01:25,519 INCENDIU 670 01:02:20,241 --> 01:02:21,450 Kevin? 671 01:02:22,076 --> 01:02:23,077 Tom? 672 01:02:23,244 --> 01:02:24,286 Alo! 673 01:02:48,310 --> 01:02:51,605 Cinco de May-ya-yo! Cinco de May-ya-yo! 674 01:03:01,824 --> 01:03:03,826 E bestial aici! 675 01:03:06,579 --> 01:03:08,330 Bine, hai s� petrecem! 676 01:03:08,497 --> 01:03:11,125 Dar mai �nt�i, s� recapitul�m regulile. 677 01:03:11,292 --> 01:03:14,462 C�ci... ce e distrac�ia f�r� reguli? 678 01:03:14,628 --> 01:03:18,716 Agnes, u�urel cu gogo�ile. Edith, �ncearc� s� nu omori pe nimeni. 679 01:03:18,883 --> 01:03:19,967 Margo! 680 01:03:20,134 --> 01:03:21,260 Bun�, dle Gru. 681 01:03:21,427 --> 01:03:22,720 Bine. 682 01:03:23,512 --> 01:03:24,346 Gru! 683 01:03:24,513 --> 01:03:29,268 Trebuie s� existe 2 m standard �ntre tine �i b�ie�i. 684 01:03:29,435 --> 01:03:31,270 Mai ales b�iatul �sta. 685 01:03:32,855 --> 01:03:34,356 Sunte�i haios. 686 01:03:34,523 --> 01:03:37,276 Nu exist� reguli, senor. E Cinco de Mayo. 687 01:03:37,443 --> 01:03:39,695 Haide! �ncepe dansul! 688 01:04:38,837 --> 01:04:42,716 M� bucur c� ai venit, mi compadre. 689 01:04:43,425 --> 01:04:44,718 Ce e? 690 01:04:44,885 --> 01:04:46,804 Nimic. Nimic. 691 01:04:46,971 --> 01:04:51,725 M� relaxez cu guacamole, din p�l�ria de nachos. 692 01:04:54,478 --> 01:04:57,940 Gru, te rog. �tiu prea bine privirea asta. 693 01:04:58,107 --> 01:05:01,860 - E privirea unei inimi fr�nte. - De unde ai �tiut? 694 01:05:02,027 --> 01:05:05,447 Crede-m�, prietene, �i eu am petrecut multe nop�i 695 01:05:05,614 --> 01:05:09,326 �ncerc�nd s�-mi �nec amarul �n guacamole. 696 01:05:09,493 --> 01:05:11,745 - Tu? - Da. 697 01:05:12,413 --> 01:05:15,416 Dar suntem supravie�uitori. 698 01:05:15,582 --> 01:05:19,670 Suntem mult mai mult dec�t se vede �n aparen��. 699 01:05:20,295 --> 01:05:22,214 Distrac�ie pl�cut�. 700 01:06:43,212 --> 01:06:44,421 Au! 701 01:07:01,355 --> 01:07:02,606 Ce? 702 01:07:07,778 --> 01:07:09,112 GRU ACUM! 703 01:07:13,742 --> 01:07:15,452 HAI ACUM! 704 01:07:15,744 --> 01:07:18,580 Dori�i alune sau covrigi? 705 01:07:23,293 --> 01:07:25,128 Asta e o glum� bun�. 706 01:07:29,258 --> 01:07:31,551 Am f�cut un bum-bum. 707 01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:35,347 Trebuie s� alegi, scumpo. 708 01:07:36,890 --> 01:07:38,392 �l aleg pe Gru. 709 01:07:39,184 --> 01:07:41,228 �l aleg pe Gru! 710 01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:48,652 - Mul�umesc, stewardes� Gru! - Cu pl�cere! 711 01:08:22,060 --> 01:08:25,772 Nu �i-ai ie�it din m�n�, prietene. 712 01:08:26,523 --> 01:08:28,066 �tiam eu! 713 01:08:28,233 --> 01:08:29,776 Chiar e�ti El Macho! 714 01:08:29,943 --> 01:08:32,070 Exact! 715 01:08:32,237 --> 01:08:35,907 Nu m-a crezut nimeni! Dar eu am �tiut c� nu e�ti mort! 716 01:08:37,075 --> 01:08:40,704 Bine�n�eles c� nu. Doar mi-am regizat moartea. 717 01:08:41,413 --> 01:08:43,623 Dar acum e timpul 718 01:08:43,790 --> 01:08:48,378 s� m� �ntorc �n mod spectaculos la rele. 719 01:08:48,545 --> 01:08:53,550 Doctore, cred c� e timpul s�-i ar�t�m lui Gru ce punem la cale. 720 01:08:53,717 --> 01:08:55,761 Dr. Nefario? 721 01:08:55,927 --> 01:08:58,096 M� bucur s� te v�d, Gru. 722 01:08:59,681 --> 01:09:02,768 Deci asta e noua ta slujb�? 723 01:09:02,934 --> 01:09:06,396 Absolut. O s�-�i plac� asta. 724 01:09:10,984 --> 01:09:12,110 �mi pare r�u. 725 01:09:12,277 --> 01:09:15,989 A trebuit s� �mprumut c��iva minioni de-ai t�i, dar pentru o cauz� vrednic�. 726 01:09:17,032 --> 01:09:18,241 Kevin! 727 01:09:19,117 --> 01:09:21,578 Nu, nu mai e Kevin. 728 01:09:21,745 --> 01:09:26,750 Acum e o ma�in� de ucis indestructibil� �i f�r� minte! 729 01:09:28,210 --> 01:09:29,878 Fii atent la asta. 730 01:09:44,601 --> 01:09:46,520 �i iat� cea mai bun� parte! 731 01:09:46,686 --> 01:09:49,856 Am o armat� �ntreag�! 732 01:09:51,233 --> 01:09:52,484 Uite! Uite! 733 01:10:02,244 --> 01:10:06,373 �n cur�nd, o s�-i dezl�n�ui �n lume 734 01:10:06,540 --> 01:10:10,794 �i dac� �ncearc� cineva s�-i opreasc�... 735 01:10:11,878 --> 01:10:14,422 ... ora�ul lui va fi m�ncat! 736 01:10:15,048 --> 01:10:16,591 O putem face �mpreun�. 737 01:10:16,758 --> 01:10:17,759 �mpreun�? 738 01:10:17,926 --> 01:10:18,969 �mpreun�! 739 01:10:19,511 --> 01:10:22,264 �i-am admirat munca ani de zile, amigo. 740 01:10:22,430 --> 01:10:25,767 S� furi Luna! Glume�ti? 741 01:10:25,934 --> 01:10:28,186 Am fi de neoprit! 742 01:10:28,353 --> 01:10:30,897 B�rba�ii ca tine, b�rba�ii ca mine... 743 01:10:31,064 --> 01:10:35,151 Noi ar trebui s� conducem lumea! 744 01:10:35,318 --> 01:10:37,028 Deci, te bagi? 745 01:10:39,364 --> 01:10:41,074 Da, probabil. 746 01:10:41,449 --> 01:10:42,659 Probabil? 747 01:10:42,826 --> 01:10:45,328 Adic�, da! Bine�n�eles c� da. 748 01:10:45,495 --> 01:10:48,248 Doar c� am multe pe cap acum. 749 01:10:48,415 --> 01:10:51,084 Trebuie s� m� eliberez un pic 750 01:10:51,251 --> 01:10:54,587 �nainte s� prelu�m lumea, at�ta tot. 751 01:10:54,754 --> 01:10:56,589 - Poftim? - Nu, las-o balt�. 752 01:10:56,756 --> 01:10:59,884 Sut� la sut�! M� bag! 753 01:11:00,051 --> 01:11:03,054 Cred... Auzi asta? Eu, da. 754 01:11:03,221 --> 01:11:06,850 E Agnes, m� strig� de la suprafa��. 755 01:11:09,686 --> 01:11:11,146 M� bag sigur! 756 01:11:13,023 --> 01:11:14,149 �tii asta? 757 01:11:14,315 --> 01:11:16,860 Nu sunt a�a convins c� se bag�. 758 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:18,486 Deschide�i 759 01:11:28,705 --> 01:11:30,165 Edith, Agnes, haide�i! 760 01:11:30,790 --> 01:11:31,791 Ups, scuze. 761 01:11:31,958 --> 01:11:33,710 Trebuie s� ne ducem acas� acum. Unde e Margo? 762 01:11:33,877 --> 01:11:35,378 Dar n-a fost �i r�ndul meu! 763 01:11:42,177 --> 01:11:43,094 Margo! 764 01:11:43,261 --> 01:11:45,263 Haide, plec�m. 765 01:11:45,805 --> 01:11:47,265 Hei, ce e? 766 01:11:47,432 --> 01:11:49,017 Ur�sc b�ie�ii. 767 01:11:52,103 --> 01:11:54,147 Da. Sunt infec�i. 768 01:11:54,314 --> 01:11:56,816 �mi pare r�u. Scumpo, trebuie s� plec�m. 769 01:12:19,631 --> 01:12:21,174 Ups! Scuze. 770 01:12:33,144 --> 01:12:35,522 Pollito, ce este? 771 01:12:35,688 --> 01:12:36,731 Hei, Eduardo! 772 01:12:36,898 --> 01:12:38,733 Lucia, �mi cer scuze. 773 01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:41,486 Pollito nu e a�a, de obicei. 774 01:12:41,653 --> 01:12:46,658 Acela�i lucru s-a �nt�mplat �i ieri cu Gru �i... 775 01:12:48,701 --> 01:12:52,830 Apropo de Gru, l-ai v�zut? Trebuie s� vorbesc cu el. 776 01:12:52,997 --> 01:12:56,042 Da. Cred c� e pe undeva pe aici. 777 01:12:56,209 --> 01:12:58,127 Sunte�i apropia�i, nu? 778 01:12:58,461 --> 01:12:59,754 Nu �tiu. 779 01:12:59,921 --> 01:13:03,174 "Apropia�i", n-a� spune c� suntem apropia�i. 780 01:13:03,341 --> 01:13:05,260 De ce, a spus el c� suntem? 781 01:13:05,426 --> 01:13:07,845 E mai mult ce nu a spus. 782 01:13:08,012 --> 01:13:11,266 De pild�, n-a pomenit 783 01:13:11,432 --> 01:13:14,602 c� lucra�i am�ndoi pentru AVL! 784 01:13:15,603 --> 01:13:17,355 Vii cu mine. 785 01:13:17,522 --> 01:13:18,565 Hei! 786 01:13:19,857 --> 01:13:21,192 Na, drace! 787 01:13:27,282 --> 01:13:29,784 Deci Eduardo e, de fapt, El Macho? 788 01:13:29,951 --> 01:13:32,328 - Super! - Nu, nu e super. 789 01:13:32,495 --> 01:13:37,208 �n plus, am �tiut c� e el de la bun �nceput, a�a c� eu sunt super! 790 01:13:39,210 --> 01:13:40,044 Gru! 791 01:13:40,211 --> 01:13:42,171 Ei, dr. Nefario... 792 01:13:42,338 --> 01:13:45,133 El Macho te-a dibuit. �tie c� lucrezi pentru AVL. 793 01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:47,176 �i o are pe partenera ta. 794 01:13:47,677 --> 01:13:49,053 Lucy? 795 01:13:49,220 --> 01:13:52,348 Imposibil. E �n drum spre Australia! 796 01:13:52,515 --> 01:13:54,976 - Nefario! - �mi pare r�u, trebuie s� �nchei! 797 01:13:56,853 --> 01:13:58,229 O are pe Lucy? 798 01:13:59,314 --> 01:14:00,898 Nu pentru mult timp. 799 01:14:01,065 --> 01:14:03,484 Haide�i, o scoatem de acolo. 800 01:15:32,073 --> 01:15:33,366 Ce-a fost asta? 801 01:15:45,086 --> 01:15:46,379 Nu v�d nimic. 802 01:16:00,685 --> 01:16:01,602 Fugi! 803 01:16:02,186 --> 01:16:03,187 Unicornul meu! 804 01:16:03,354 --> 01:16:04,355 Agnes, nu! 805 01:16:38,723 --> 01:16:40,474 Haide! Repede! 806 01:16:43,894 --> 01:16:44,979 Ce e? 807 01:17:06,250 --> 01:17:07,501 Kevin! 808 01:17:10,129 --> 01:17:11,756 Dr. Nefario! Te-ai �ntors! 809 01:17:12,131 --> 01:17:13,591 �n carne �i oase. 810 01:17:14,508 --> 01:17:17,219 Privi�i, antidotul. 811 01:17:17,386 --> 01:17:18,220 PX-41 ANTIDOT 812 01:17:20,306 --> 01:17:24,185 Haide�i. Hai s� facem, �n sf�r�it, ceva util cu jeleul �sta oribil. 813 01:17:39,283 --> 01:17:42,203 B�ie�i, hai, concentra�i-v�! 814 01:18:24,328 --> 01:18:26,872 Ei, blestem��ie! Un nou e�ec! 815 01:18:27,039 --> 01:18:29,542 M-au capturat! 816 01:19:08,330 --> 01:19:09,331 Fugi�i! 817 01:19:18,799 --> 01:19:19,758 Sus, �n copac! 818 01:19:20,968 --> 01:19:22,177 Repede! Repede! 819 01:20:23,364 --> 01:20:24,948 Salutare, Gru! 820 01:20:25,115 --> 01:20:28,410 Hei! Bun� treab�, dr. Nefario! 821 01:20:28,702 --> 01:20:30,704 Am pus un antidot �n jeleu. 822 01:20:31,205 --> 01:20:35,084 Creez bucuros o armat� de tic�lo�i ca s� distrug� lumea, 823 01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:38,045 dar nimeni nu se ia de familia mea. 824 01:20:38,212 --> 01:20:40,089 Mul�umesc, doctore. 825 01:20:40,255 --> 01:20:42,132 Acum, hai s� lu�m... 826 01:20:43,467 --> 01:20:44,593 Bun�! 827 01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:46,678 Ai adus fetele? 828 01:20:46,845 --> 01:20:47,971 Da! 829 01:20:48,931 --> 01:20:50,391 N-am f�cut bine? 830 01:21:00,442 --> 01:21:02,945 Ce se �nt�mpl� cu minionii mei? 831 01:21:03,112 --> 01:21:04,113 Gru? 832 01:21:06,198 --> 01:21:08,784 Voi ocupa�i-v� de restul minionilor. 833 01:21:08,951 --> 01:21:10,953 M� duc s-o caut pe Lucy. 834 01:21:21,171 --> 01:21:23,882 Na jeleu, mon�tri mov! 835 01:21:53,370 --> 01:21:54,872 S-a terminat, El Macho. 836 01:21:55,038 --> 01:21:56,373 Acum, unde e Lucy? 837 01:21:57,791 --> 01:21:59,084 Hai s�-�i ar�t. 838 01:22:11,972 --> 01:22:13,098 Hei, Gru! 839 01:22:13,265 --> 01:22:16,685 Se pare c� ai avut dreptate cu faza cu El Macho. 840 01:22:16,852 --> 01:22:18,228 Ura! 841 01:22:18,604 --> 01:22:22,190 Dac� ap�s pe butonul �sta, trimit racheta aia 842 01:22:22,357 --> 01:22:26,695 direct �n vulcanul �n care mi-am regizat moartea. 843 01:22:26,862 --> 01:22:29,823 Numai c� asta e pe bune. 844 01:22:29,990 --> 01:22:30,824 Nu! 845 01:22:32,951 --> 01:22:33,785 Tallyho! 846 01:22:41,251 --> 01:22:44,922 Am fi putut conduce lumea �mpreun�, Gru. 847 01:22:45,464 --> 01:22:46,840 Dar acum... 848 01:22:47,257 --> 01:22:48,926 ... ai s� mori. 849 01:24:01,623 --> 01:24:04,000 Electro-ruj! 850 01:24:04,167 --> 01:24:06,420 O, m-a imitat. 851 01:24:12,634 --> 01:24:16,888 Nu mi-e fric� de armele tale cu jeleu. 852 01:24:17,055 --> 01:24:20,434 Asta nu-i arm� cu jeleu, scumpete. 853 01:24:34,531 --> 01:24:39,077 Nu-�i face griji pentru mine, Gru, m� descurc. Am sc�pat �i din mai rele. 854 01:24:39,244 --> 01:24:42,706 Bine, nu e chiar adev�rat. De fapt, intru �n panic� r�u aici! 855 01:24:42,873 --> 01:24:44,958 Nu-�i face griji, o s� te scot de aici. 856 01:24:53,466 --> 01:24:55,552 Chiar ur�sc g�ina aia. 857 01:25:20,827 --> 01:25:22,704 E vreunul ro�u? De obicei, e cel ro�u! 858 01:25:25,415 --> 01:25:28,084 Gru, nu mai e mult! 859 01:25:29,794 --> 01:25:34,507 Ascult�, poate nu sc�p�m cu via��, a�a c� trebuie s� te �ntreb ceva. 860 01:25:35,008 --> 01:25:36,051 Gr�be�te-te. 861 01:25:36,551 --> 01:25:40,013 Dac� te-a� fi invitat la o �nt�lnire, ce ai fi spus? 862 01:25:40,430 --> 01:25:41,640 Glume�ti? 863 01:25:41,806 --> 01:25:42,849 Da! 864 01:25:45,018 --> 01:25:46,227 Sari! 865 01:25:58,823 --> 01:26:00,283 Lucy! 866 01:26:00,951 --> 01:26:03,244 Lucy, unde e�ti? 867 01:26:06,456 --> 01:26:07,666 Lucy! 868 01:26:08,375 --> 01:26:09,334 Gru! 869 01:26:13,630 --> 01:26:17,384 Scuze! B�nuiesc c� ai nevoie de bra�e ca s� ba�i apa. 870 01:26:25,975 --> 01:26:27,602 O s� se �ntoarc�. 871 01:26:29,270 --> 01:26:32,440 Dup� 147 de �nt�lniri... 872 01:27:39,048 --> 01:27:42,302 Pot spune prima: "�h!" 873 01:28:01,487 --> 01:28:02,572 Bine. 874 01:28:03,781 --> 01:28:05,033 Scuza�i-m�. 875 01:28:07,118 --> 01:28:08,995 Bun�. Scuza�i-m�. 876 01:28:18,004 --> 01:28:21,758 Bun� la toat� lumea. A� vrea s� fac un toast. 877 01:28:24,177 --> 01:28:25,845 Bine. 878 01:28:28,097 --> 01:28:32,352 M� pup� pe bubi�e, �mi face codi�e... 879 01:28:32,518 --> 01:28:35,355 Pe mame le vom iubi �ntotdeauna. 880 01:28:35,813 --> 01:28:39,192 �i nimeni nu e ca ea, Lucy, mama mea. 881 01:28:48,743 --> 01:28:51,037 Pentru mireas� �i Gru! 882 01:29:24,237 --> 01:29:26,781 Sunt at�t de fericit�! 883 01:30:11,868 --> 01:30:12,869 Filmul Minionilor audi�ii 884 01:30:13,035 --> 01:30:14,245 Hei, Bob! Stuart! 885 01:32:26,127 --> 01:32:27,753 DINAMIT� BUM-BUM 886 01:32:34,726 --> 01:32:41,223 RETAIL SUBTITLE Driv3r