It's so cool.
(Running Man members gather by the Han River.)
Hello.
- This smells like Southeast Asia. - It feels like we're in Singapore.
It smells like Southeast Asia.
(It feels like they're abroad.)
Doesn't this feel like Singapore?
- This is nice. - Singapore.
- I like it. - This is what I always do.
- This is so nice. - I imagine I'm in Singapore.
- I love it. - Don't you like my glasses?
(Ji Hyo is wearing orange sunglasses.)
- What are the glasses? - Did you buy them?
Actually, they are Jong Kook's glasses.
They are Jong Kook's glasses.
(Kim Jong Kook, the owner of the sunglasses)
Why are you wearing them?
Jong Kook didn't want to wear them, so I put them on instead.
(She got them from Jong Kook's stylist.)
You can have them.
Jong Kook, try these on.
- No. - Just try them on once.
Just this once.
- No. - Go ahead. Let's see how they look.
(Throwing)
- Just try them on. - What?
- Hey. - Please.
(Why did Jong Kook throw his sunglasses?)
- Stop it. - Just try them on.
- Go ahead and wear them. - I don't want to.
(20 minutes ago,)
(the members were gathered at the parking.)
- Hello. - Hello.
(Jong Kook appeared wearing sunglasses.)
- Hey. - Hi.
What's with the glasses?
I have creases in my eyelids today.
- Let me see. You have creases? - I'll just take them off.
(Paying attention)
- Jong Kook. - Put them back on.
- Jong Kook, please. - I just liked them.
- No. - You looked cool.
- I don't need them. - Just wear them for us.
- I shouldn't have mentioned that. - It's Suk Jin's fault.
Jong Kook doesn't want to wear them.
- Try them on. - I said no.
(They missed Jong Kook wearing sunglasses because of Suk Jin.)
- Go ahead. - No.
- I'm not wearing them. - Hey.
Hey, why would you do that?
- I don't want to wear them. - What's the big deal?
- The glasses... - I'm not wearing them.
Just put them on. I want to see how they look on you.
(Trying to retrieve)
- Stop it. - All right.
I told you to stop!
- All right. - The thing is...
Suk Jin ruined everything.
He ruined it.
- As soon as he got here... - Because I blabbered on it.
(Regretting)
- Exactly. - When we saw Jong Kook,
(After spotting Jong Kook who dressed up)
we said, "You look good today."
And he just left, looking a little shy.
So I thought, "Okay, it's done."
- "We got it." - "I'll talk about it."
(He stayed quiet to make fun of Jong Kook in front of the camera.)
I didn't say anything.
But Suk Jin suddenly showed up and...
(But Suk Jin ruined it without knowing better.)
- "Hey, what's with your glasses?" - That guy in the net sweater.
I just said one thing.
(His single phrase made Jong Kook take off his sunglasses.)
- "What's with your glasses?" - I didn't sound like that.
- What is it then? - "Hey, what's with your glasses?"
(The way Suk Jin remembers)
- I sounded like this. - No. "What are the glasses for?"
(What Suk Jin actually said)
- You sounded more like this. - Did I?
You know what Jong Kook is like.
- He finally decided to wear... - Exactly.
the glasses that match his shorts.
My eyes get saggy as I grow old.
So I get creases in my eyelids.
(Approaching)
- They are not saggy. - Jong Kook. Try them on once.
Seriously, no!
- Stop it! - Hey.
Don't come close to me.
These are what you were wearing just a while ago.
(Jong Kook wore them here,)
- Don't do that. - He got off the car...
(but he's appalled as if they were a penalty.)
wearing them.
I was just wearing them for a while.
- You're lying. - Forget it.
(Jae Suk would never miss a big chance like this.)
Ji Seon says you've been wearing tinted glasses a lot recently.
- Jong Kook. - That's not true.
I'm saying this because they looked good on you.
(Pretending to be serious)
No. Forget it.
- He's right. - Don't come close.
(Though Jong Kook warns him to stay away,)
- Just stop it. - It was so close.
(Jae Suk tries to persuade him.)
- Jong Kook. - So close.
- Just stop. - Hear me out.
Stop it!
(Seized)
- What... - My gosh.
Stop it. Okay?
(He uses force to stop the prank.)
- Gosh, it hurts. - My goodness.
Gosh, I'm so upset.
- That was so close. - I know.
(They fail to make Jong Kook wear sunglasses.)
What's wrong with Seok Sam?
Hey, let me try them on.
- Why would you wear them? - No.
- I'll try them on. - I bet they will look good on you.
- Let me see. - They look great.
- Do you like it? - They're pretty.
(He tries to make up for it by wearing them himself.)
- They look so cool. - You look unique.
It's like "Incredible Moment."
("Incredible Moment")
- They're pretty. - In a net vest.
- A guy in a net vest. - A guy in a net vest.
(A man in a cool green net wears orange sunglasses.)
- A guy in a net vest. - It's like "Incredible Moment."
A guy who always wears tinted glasses and a net vest.
- You look cool. - Do you like it?
(The owner of the sunglasses is happy.)
- They look good on you. - I don't know how to describe it.
You look ten years younger.
You look like a guy in his 50s.
Suk Jin loves to hear this.
(Laughing)
You look ten years younger.
I know you're lying.
- No, I'm not. - You do look ten years younger.
- That's not true. - He likes that.
(The magic word to move Suk Jin)
Suk Jin, you look ten years younger.
Seriously, you look ten years younger.
(Happy)
Suk Jin, you look like you're in your 30s.
We're serious.
(He puts them back on after hearing he looks young.)
- You look young. - Ten years younger.
- In his early 40s. - You look 10 years younger.
(A handsome middle-aged man's look)
You think so?
(A single pair of sunglasses starts the show vigorously.)
Gosh, we talked about a pair of glasses for a long time.
- By the way... - It was so close.
(Suk Jin went to Jeju Island with his family.)
I went to Jeju Island with my family.
- That's right. - You did?
And I got a tip-off.
- What? - About what?
(He received a report on Jeju Island.)
You went to Jeju Island, didn't you?
- Me? - What?
- You went to Jeju Island, right? - What?
Yes. You did, right?
- Recently? - With who?
- I don't know when. - With Jin Ho?
- He went there with Jin Ho. - With Jae Joon.
- No. - With Jae Joon.
No. You...
I got a tip-off that you were with a woman.
(Did Se Chan go to Jeju Island with a mysterious woman?)
- What? He just... - Me? No.
- Seriously... - Hey, tell us.
- He's caught. - That's not true.
- I went with Jin Ho and Jae Joon. - Ji Hyo.
- No. - When Se Chan saw us earlier...
- As soon as we met, - Oh, right.
he talked about a yacht party to us.
A yacht party.
(He talked about a yacht party?)
He talked about a yacht party to us.
He did talk about a yacht party.
- He did. - No, I didn't.
- Look how he's reacting. - He...
(Is he still excited by the yacht party on Jeju Island?)
As soon as we got here...
- That's ridiculous. - He did talk about it.
- Hey. - It was a smokescreen.
- He used Jin Ho and Jae Joon... - He's been...
- as a smokescreen. - Let me tell you.
- So... - He's been busy playing golf.
- No. - Look at him.
- That sly... - You rented a car, right?
- Yes. - You rented a car.
- I had some tea with a guy there. - I see.
(Suk Jin had tea time with the rent-a-car staff.)
"Se Chan was here before."
- He said this. - He went there.
So I said, "Oh, really? I see."
(A shadow draws over his face.)
Se Chan looks nervous.
This is a scoop.
I know what a spy looks like.
- He looks nervous. - He looks strange, right?
He's definitely hiding something.
(Se Chan is definitely hiding something.)
I know.
He looks so anxious.
- He's anxious. - Jae Suk, that's slander.
I can tell when I see his face.
- I'm sure... - Isn't it that...
- you went there with someone else? - I went with Jae Joon, Jin Ho,
and some other people.
Some other people?
Jae Joon, you...
- And... - Jin Ho.
Jin Ho.
- That's three. - Three.
And there were another three.
(3 people, 3 people)
- They are some other people. - That makes six.
(The rest 3 people are shrouded in mystery.)
- Where are the rest 3? - Where are the other 3?
(The mystery of the trip to Jeju Island is getting bigger.)
What are you talking about?
Jae Suk, Jae Joon is...
- Was Eun Hyeong there too? - The other three.
(The married couple)
- She joined us later. - She joined you later?
- So... - They are smokescreens.
You should tell us about things like that in advance.
- Right. - Tell us when you're back.
(Things become a mess if you go in secret.)
- He's right. - "I'm back."
- You should tell us the truth. - You know what?
- You guys... - That was a long time ago.
(Feeling wronged)
You guys might think...
they would keep it a secret.
- Right. - But people talk.
(There are no secrets in the world.)
- People can see you. - They talk about what they see.
He's really flustered.
That was a long time ago.
I can't believe this guy.
(That rent-a-car guy is unbelievable.)
People talk.
He didn't tell me though.
- Fortunately... - He didn't say anything.
(He's belatedly trying to protect the informant.)
- He didn't say a thing, but... - Then how did you find out?
"I can't tell you anything."
"I guess he came with a woman."
"I can't tell you anything."
Of course, he can't.
(And so the rumors about Jeju Island started.)
- He couldn't say anything. - He didn't say a thing.
- Hey, Se Chan. - No.
You look cool these days.
Se Chan went to Jeju Island with some girls!
(Se Chan also meets girls.)
What are you guys doing?
- That was a long time ago. - He's a man.
- He's a man. - What happened to Jin Ho?
Do you still call her?
- Did she pick him over you? - No.
It didn't go well.
"It didn't go well."
That's the term.
It didn't work out.
(It didn't go well. It fell flat. I got dumped.)
- Oh, no. - I know what he means.
You should've told us about it.
(The married guys are upset it didn't go well.)
- Right. - We would've tried to help you.
You know I'm...
an expert in that field.
- What do you mean you're an expert? - You should be careful.
(He's known as the master of ruining relationships...)
I'm a dating expert. I give dating advice.
- No, that's dangerous. - Sure.
(when giving advice.)
I was going to set So Min up with someone,
- but I told her to wait. - Wait.
I need to know more about him.
But he's been putting me on hold for two years.
- It's been two years. - You should give up.
(The youngest members' love relationships aren't easy.)
Two years.
I put her on hold.
- Around this time two years ago... - Okay.
(Introducing today's race)
- Two years ago? - Last year?
You were told to share the R coins equally to avoid a penalty,
(The year before last, they did an R coin self-distribution race.)
- but you failed to divide them. - We did?
This is the Sharing Playbook Race.
(In 2020, Sharing Playbook)
Starting with the person on the eighth floor,
(They took as many coins as they wanted after each mission.)
you'll take as many coins as you want.
Hang on.
(They wouldn't be penalized if they shared the coins equally.)
Jong Kook, what are you doing?
- How many coins did you take? - Hang on.
What just happened?
(Empty)
- Forget it. - What's wrong?
(The members got greedy,)
If you shared the coins equally, you wouldn't have been penalized.
(and most of them got penalized in the end.)
But someone wanted to win the prize,
(They learned a big lesson from the race.)
and you failed to split them up evenly.
That's right.
Today, we'd like to test your loyalty and conscience again.
(2 years later, it's time to check your loyalty and ambition.)
It's the 2nd Sharing Playbook Race.
(The 2nd Sharing Playbook Race)
- Again? - We're doing it again.
The rules are the same as before.
After each mission, starting with the person in the first place,
(Rule: After each mission, each member can take...)
(as many coins as they want, starting with the first place.)
you'll take as many coins as you want.
It will never work.
Unlike last time when the number of coins decided the prize...
This time, the number of coins will decide your penalties.
(Various penalties exist)
Penalties?
There will be four different missions.
(There are a total of 4 missions.)
So you will divide the coins four times.
(The coins will be distributed 4 times.)
Each time, you will get 35 coins.
(Each time, the members will get 35 coins.)
That means you will be given a total of 140 coins.
(A total of 140 coins will be distributed.)
And you will take as many coins as you want.
And the number of coins you have will decide what penalty you get.
(Revealing the punishment according to the number of coins)
Please bring in the board.
- I need to see the penalty. - When will we ever be...
able to avoid a penalty?
We just need to share the coins equally.
Then we won't get a penalty.
Two years ago, we had that brat.
He's hot here today.
(With him gone,)
- You mean Kwang Soo. - Yes.
(what are the punishments waiting for them?)
He's not here anymore.
(Penalty List)
We need more than 50 coins to avoid a penalty.
Gosh, we need 50 coins.
- We need more than 50 coins. - How many are there in total?
(The more 140 R coins are divided evenly,)
There will be a total of 140 coins.
This is so easy.
- It's hard, Haha. It's 140... - We just need to share them.
(the weaker the punishment.)
Seven multiplied by two equals fourteen.
This one requires at least two extra hours.
(Jamsil's sky bridge)
- Just get to the place. - You know what?
(0-1 coin: Walk across Jamsil's sky bridge)
And it's really scary.
The sky bridge is terrifying.
You know what this is.
What's that?
(The scaredy-cats are terrified.)
- Seriously, I can't do that. - It's so scary.
(That's the world's highest bridge at 541m above the ground.)
Why would we do that?
(They have to cross the 11-meter-long bridge.)
- Seriously, I can't do that. - It's so scary.
- Why would we do that? - I'm not scared,
(The scaredy-cats are already furious.)
- but it's just bothersome. - Why would one do that?
- Why would you do that? - It's just bothersome.
You need to go to Jamsil.
(The member has to go to Jamsil for the penalty.)
I know. I don't want to go to Jamsil.
I don't understand why people enjoy it.
- And I don't want a costume. - I don't like the costume thing.
(2-3 coins: Wear a costume and makeup for the opening.)
Why am I dressed as Gung Ye?
- About today's costume... - This isn't right.
(Running Man has shown high-quality makeup...)
- It's not a good idea. - This is...
- So Min, please... - What's that?
(with special effects makeup artists.)
- This is too much. - He's the main character.
(And the video clips will be preserved forever.)
(4-6 coins:)
This must be really embarrassing.
(Sangam SBS lobby is crowded with people.)
- BTS? My gosh. - This is the worst.
(Dance to BTS and get applauded in the lobby without cameras)
- I just can't do this. - I don't want to do this.
(Who will carry out the worst penalties?)
I don't understand...
- why people enjoy it. - So it means we should...
- have at least seven coins. - Let's give it a try.
(They can avoid the worst...)
- No, we need 11 coins each. - Right.
(if they each have at least 7 to 11 coins.)
Then it won't be so bad.
We can do this.
- Let's not cheat. - If someone gets more coins,
- he can share them with others. - Right.
- I'll share mine. - Good.
(Openly)
You can't share the coins you already took.
(The members can't give their coins to one another.)
- Once you take coins, it's over. - All right.
So we shouldn't bring too many coins.
(It's enough coins if everyone shares it equally.)
Let's have at least seven coins each.
Guys, just make sure not to take too many coins.
When we take coins? Okay.
It's 35 coins each.
Let's help each other. We need at least this.
(Agreeing to help each other avoid the worst penalties)
- At least seven coins. - Good.
It's just seven coins.
- We have to do this. - We should help each other.
In the middle of this year,
we should show our teamwork.
Don't put anyone in trouble.
(Ji Seok Sam, most likely to get the worst penalty)
What?
- You are dangerous. - Even you find it funny.
You're dangerous. Let's show our teamwork.
(Pleading for cooperation as if he could predict his future)
- In the middle of the year... - You know what?
I bet he will be dancing to BTS' song wearing the glasses.
(4-6 coins: Dance to BTS...)
(and get applauded in the lobby without cameras.)
In Jamsil. On the sky bridge.
I think you will be dancing in the tinted glasses.
(Most likely candidate)
If you share the coins equally, you'll take rubbings of your faces.
(19-23 coins: Face rubbing)
- What? - If you split up the coins evenly,
- you'll make rubbings. - That's not bad.
But the story of Se Chan's trip to Jeju Island...
has had a strong influence on me.
It has nothing to do with this.
- I'm not feeling well. - By the way,
it would be strange if he went on a trip with you.
He's right.
So Min, I know you also go on a date...
- with some guys. - Right.
But he is...
- I mean... - She was on my YouTube channel.
She wanted to go to the US with Se Chan.
- That's what I suggested. - I thought about it.
(So Min suggested a trip to LA with Jong Kook and Se Chan.)
- She even said that. - Just me and her?
No, including me.
- I said that. - The three of us.
Why would I go to the US alone with you?
Wait, Jong Kook. You didn't say anything...
when I wanted to go to the US with you?
When I wanted to go to the US with you?
This is ridiculous.
(Cold)
Will you just stay quiet?
(Flustered)
He didn't see this coming.
(After the pepper dispute, it's LA now.)
- Jong Kook is flustered. - It's not like that.
(Upset)
Hey, it's just...
It would be strange if we go to the US together.
(His face turned beet red.)
- That doesn't make sense. - This is what So Min said.
When Jong Kook goes to the US for a concert,
(So Min asked if she could tag along with Jong Kook to his US concert,)
she wants to tag along. And he said, "Sure. You can come."
(and he happily gave her consent.)
"Can I go with Ji Hyo?"
"No, not Ji Hyo."
- That's not it. - See?
- He said that. - I didn't mean I'd go alone.
- I said I wanted to go with So Min. - Exactly.
- But he said I couldn't go. Why? - I mean,
it would be strange for us to leave together.
- He's afraid of rumors. - Here's the thing.
It looks like we're using So Min...
(It's like taking So Min as a smokescreen.)
- as a smokescreen. - If you three leave together,
it will look like So Min is a smokescreen.
Exactly.
He knows that because he has experience.
Then all three of us can't go.
It would look like a double date.
- The four of us? - Yes.
I never intended to go with the three of you.
- He's too busy. - You all can't go.
No one goes to the US.
- I have to go. - You can't.
(At this rate, even Jong Kook can't go.)
- Don't go. - I...
- I have to perform there. - Don't go.
It will be all settled if I join you.
(A troubleshooter for all suspicions)
- Take me with you. - But...
- It's all settled. - If you join then,
the purpose of the trip will change.
It's like a trip with parents.
(A trip to LA with the parents)
If I join you, it will just look like a trip with colleagues.
(It will change from a couple's trip to a family trip.)
Ji Hyo is so funny.
All right. Let's begin...
(The first mission to determine the order of distribution)
the first mission to distribute the first batch of coins.
Let's chant together before we start.
(They pray for equal distribution.)
- We can do this. - Let's help each other.
- We should help each other. - Right.
- I just need seven coins. - We can do this.
- One, two, three. Let's go. - Let's go.
(Let's hope for harmony!)
- Seriously, I'll do that. - Sure.
(Will they change after 2 years?)
- Seriously, I'll do that. - Sure.
- I need only seven coins. - All right.
Here's the first mission...
where you need good gut feelings and supernatural powers.
- It's called Let Me Clock In. - What is in?
(The 2nd Sharing Playbook Race First mission: Let Me Clock In)
- Clock in? - What's that?
You will first check the starting point.
(Rule: Wearing a blindfold, walk from the starting line)
Then you will put on a blindfold and start walking.
You will fold your hands behind your back...
(Walk as close as you can to the door)
and walk as much as you want toward the door.
When you stop, you should stick out your nose as much as you can.
(Stick your nose out, and the distance will be measured)
The points of the spot where your nose is placed...
(The lower the score, the better.)
(The score where the nose is...)
and the number of steps you took will be put together.
(and the number of footsteps will be added.)
The one with the lowest points will be the winner.
(The closer to the door, the lower the score.)
Simply put,
- there will be a door. - Okay.
(The one who goes closest to the door will win.)
And you need to get as close to the door as possible.
- But... - What if we touch the door?
(But one can secure a high rank only if they take the least steps.)
you need to take as little steps as possible.
The number of steps... I mean...
- Like this. - You need to take long strides.
The number of steps... I mean...
(Shaking)
- Like this. - You need to take long strides.
(He understood the exact opposite.)
The one who takes only three steps is more likely to win.
- He doesn't understand. - I shouldn't have told him.
- He would've done this. - He's so lovely.
(He was about to take small steps towards his penalty.)
He's so cute.
He just can't wait to get a penalty.
He wants to go to Jamsil.
(He might end up walking across the sky bridge in small steps.)
Can we do this? We're not supposed to practice.
- My goodness. - This is hard.
(The member will lose if their nose touches the door.)
If you touch the door, you get zero points.
- I see. - Is it okay to go out of my way?
- Is it okay to practice? - Can we practice?
- No. - You can't do that.
(So Min got caught measuring her steps.)
- You can't practice. - They are so uptight.
- You're not supposed to practice. - Okay.
(Striding)
Hey, what are you...
(He takes a long step after criticizing So Min.)
Why are you practicing it?
- You can't do that. - All right.
I just walked.
You don't have to try so hard.
We will take only seven coins each.
- That's right. - Sure.
- Why are you trying so hard? - He's right.
(Striding)
- Jae Suk, what are you doing? - Stop it.
You said you wouldn't practice it.
(Everyone's practicing hard for the mission.)
You don't have to try so hard.
- What are you doing? - It's okay to get zero points.
- Why did you practice it? - I didn't practice it.
(Taking long steps)
- I should try going this way. - All right.
All right.
Stop walking around.
(He's done with the nose simulation.)
Why did you do that?
It's no big deal.
- Why are you trying so hard? - Why?
- We'll just take seven coins each. - What?
(What will happen to those whose words and actions differ?)
- Stop it. - Let's just take five coins each.
Five times seven is thirty-five.
(Who's going first?)
Who will go first?
- I'll go first. - Are you sure?
- Yes. - Really?
- Okay. - You can make some noise...
(They can distract her by making noises.)
to distract her.
- Can I kick her when she walks? - No.
What if she goes out of the way?
Then it will increase the number of her steps as she comes back.
(The number of steps coming back will be added.)
- I shouldn't have gone first. - It doesn't matter...
- because we will share the coins. - We will get five coins anyway.
(Claiming the order doesn't matter as everyone will get 5 each)
So Min. Why did you want to go first?
- Why did you do that? - You go first.
What do I do? Okay.
I shouldn't have said that.
Ready.
We're a team.
Start.
- Oh, gosh. - She's good.
(1 step)
(2 steps)
(3 steps)
- You should keep counting. - Oh, my. Be careful.
(4 steps)
(5 steps)
You should keep counting.
(6 steps)
- Hey, stay on the mat. - Oh, gosh.
(7 steps)
- Hey. - Seven.
(So Min walks with long steps.)
How many steps did you take?
(She's walking straight in the accurate direction.)
(9 steps)
(She got close to the door only with 10 steps.)
(She's right in front of the door!)
(Could she get as close to the door as she could?)
(She hit her nose on the door.)
(We know she'll come in dead last.)
- You got zero points. - Zero points.
(Frog hurt her nose as she got too close to the door.)
Is your nose okay?
- Are you all right? - You were getting too close to it.
- Are you okay? - Gosh. What happened?
Why did I... That's weird. I didn't think I was that close...
(She was brave, but that was about it.)
- I guess I was wrong. - She did well in the beginning.
You got zero points. You're in last place.
(So Min is in the last place.)
- She's in the last place? - Yes.
- Do we put our noses on the floor? - No.
- No. - You should stick it forward.
- Why would you put it on the floor? - I didn't know.
- What should I do? - Why would you put it on the floor?
- Should I squat down like this... - What's wrong with him?
- Why would you do that? - I can just stick my head forward?
(Seok Sam always understands game rules differently from others.)
What is he talking about?
I'll start.
(Haha is next.)
- That's 2. - Yes, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Do you remember how many steps you took?
(He walked with long strides. He's already halfway through.)
Do you remember how many steps you took?
(Ji Hyo puts her palm in front of his nose to disturb him.)
(Haha stops.)
(He walks with shorter steps now.)
- He got confused. - Right.
(Will their plan to disturb him work out?)
- He's almost there. - Yes.
- He's close to it. - No.
(He sticks his nose out carefully as if he'd made up his mind.)
Is that it?
- You're a coward. - That's it.
- You're a coward. - He's a coward.
(The coward stopped halfway through the track.)
- Gosh, seriously. - You should've moved further.
(Haha scored 19 points, including 7 steps and 12 points.)
- You coward. - You got 19 points.
You're a coward. You should've moved further.
I'll start.
(Next up is Se Chan.)
(Striding)
He has muscular calves.
(He's moving forward fast with his muscular calves.)
Five.
Six.
(Pouting)
Six.
(The cheesy girl sticks her lips out toward Se Chan.)
Seriously, she never stops.
Hey, what are you doing?
(They're about to kiss.)
Hey, what are you doing?
Go ahead if you think you can do it.
(She can't do it.)
You're really something.
Is that it? Okay. Stop.
(Se Chan stops right in front of the door.)
Seven steps and two points. You got nine points.
Okay. I'm in the first place.
(Se Chan scored 9 points, including 7 steps and 2 points.)
- You're in 1st place. - You're in 1st place.
- Yes! - You're in 1st place.
(Se Chan is currently in first place.)
Good job.
I'll take only five coins.
- Hey, why did you do well? - Just take five coins.
(So Min tried to disturb Se Chan, but he still came in first place.)
- Take no more than that. - Why did you do well?
You took 14 steps. Your total score is 18 points.
(Jong Kook and Ji Hyo both scored 18 points.)
Eight points and nine steps. You got seventeen points in total.
- Your total score is 18 points. - I got 18 points?
(Suk Jin and Jae Suk scored 17 points.)
As a result of the first round, So Min is in last place.
(The result of the first mission)
(So Min came in dead last.)
And Se Chan came in first.
- Okay. - Oh, my.
Jae Suk placed second.
(Order of distribution)
- It must be really important. - Suk Jin placed third.
Jong Kook placed fourth.
(Se Chan, Jae Suk, Suk Jin, Jong Kook, Ji Hyo, Haha, So Min)
- Ji Hyo placed fifth. - I can't believe this.
Haha placed sixth.
(Se Chan, Jae Suk, Suk Jin, Jong Kook, Ji Hyo, Haha, So Min)
And So Min placed seventh.
- Please leave some for me. - Of course.
We all agreed to take five each. I didn't do my best.
(Se Chan and Jae Suk have first dibs.)
- Of course. - I'll take only five coins.
Don't worry.
- Right. - You don't have to worry about it.
If our plan falls through in the beginning,
- it will be that way to the end. - That's right.
Haha's right. If you don't leave coins for us, that means war.
- That means war. - I'm serious.
(Everyone declares war.)
Se Chan, you shouldn't take all from the first round.
I'll take only five coins this time. Okay.
Come on. You have nothing to worry about.
- Don't provoke me from the start. - It's ready.
- Se Chan, you can go now. - Okay.
(Se Chan starts in the midst of threats.)
I think I'll be upset.
- I'll take five coins. - I'll be upset.
- If there's nothing left, - But Se Chan...
- I'll be upset. - Don't do that in the first round.
(The members look serious because of the penalty.)
If there are no coins left...
(How many will Se Chan take?)
Wait.
(Contemplating)
We'll give you 35 coins every time we distribute them.
(There are 35 coins in front of his eyes.)
The number of coins you have determines the penalty.
(Penalty List)
(The number of coins determines the penalty they receive.)
I mean, the sky bridge is too scary.
(They promised to evenly divide the coins regardless of the order.)
If you don't leave coins for us,
- that means war. - That means war.
If you take all the coins,
- that means you want a fight. - Of course.
Don't provoke me from the start.
(The other members will be upset if he doesn't keep the promise.)
(Se Chan picks up 5 coins as he promised.)
Five coins.
What's the penalty for seven coins?
(7 to 10: Getting a bucket of ink poured on you)
It's to have a bucket of ink poured on you.
(Shaking his head)
Gosh, that's not good.
(He decided to betray the others.)
Ten coins.
(Se Chan took 15 coins in a flash.)
I have 15 coins now. That's good, right?
What's the penalty for 15 coins?
To have water poured on you.
No. I need more coins.
(15 to 18: Getting a bucket of water poured on you)
What's the penalty for 20 coins?
To make a rubbed copy of your face.
For 20 coins?
I have no choice.
(Se Chan takes 20 coins.)
I'll take 20 coins.
Please go that way and get on the bus over there.
Got it.
(Ssaebssaeb starts the war.)
The next member can go now.
(Jae Suk is next.)
Me?
I promise I'll just...
(He bluffs as he heads out.)
- I should've won the game. - I trust you, Jae Suk.
I trust them.
Jae Suk, take only five coins!
Yes!
Jae Suk, take only five coins!
(But...)
Yes!
(There are only 15 coins left.)
- How many coins did he take? - There are 15 coins left.
- Fifteen coins? - Yes. Fifteen coins are left.
- Fifteen? - Yes.
You can take as many as you want.
(Jae Suk picks up coins without hesitating.)
(How many did he take?)
I need to get the least number of coins.
(Jae Suk has made his choice.)
It's up to them. There could be war.
Absolutely.
I won't let it slide if they provoke me.
(Tiger Moth So Min is determined.)
- I'm... - That doesn't mean anything.
I won't let it slide. I'm serious.
- Will they do it from the start? - You're next after me.
(The members are hopeful as they prepare for the war.)
You shouldn't expect anything.
- They'll probably betray us. - Let's compete against them.
The third member, Suk Jin, you can go now.
(The third player Suk Jin heads out too.)
- Okay. I'll be quick. - The 1st 3 will most likely do it.
Here?
(How many are left after Se Chan and Jae Suk took their shares?)
This is it?
These are all that's left?
(Only 4 coins are left?)
(Flustered)
These are all that's left?
There are four coins left.
(Following Se Chan who took 20 coins, Jae Suk took 11 coins.)
Gosh. Those punks are unbelievable.
I can't believe them.
(Suk Jin took all 4 coins while grumbling.)
(There's none left now.)
Hey, that was not cool at all.
You guys, how could you?
- Why? - Out of 35 coins...
- I mean... - I took only five. What about you?
Did you take 30 of them?
- What are you talking about? - You took five coins?
(Feigning ignorance)
- Yes. How many coins were left? - Gosh.
Four coins.
- Only 4 coins? - There were 4 coins left.
- I bet you took all of them. - Of course, I did.
You didn't even leave five coins. Of course, I took them all.
(After the 3 players, there are no coins left.)
- There's no coin left. - You should take them out.
Come on. Take them out.
- There's no coin left. - Are you serious?
(There's nothing left.)
Fine.
(He walks away angrily, which means there will be war.)
I knew there would be no coin left.
(The next member Ji Hyo...)
(and Haha also see the empty tray.)
I feel so betrayed. Seriously...
There's no coin left.
(Everyone including So Min has checked the coin tray.)
It's going to be a war.
- Jae Suk. - The two of them took all of them.
(The others are trying to figure out who the culprit is.)
Jae Suk, you shouldn't have done it.
(Ji Hyo is really upset.)
- Ji Hyo, it wasn't me. - I'm disappointed.
- I'm disappointed too. - I'm really disappointed.
- We all agreed to take 5 coins. - To take 5 coins each.
- It could've been a great day. - Who took...
- This means war. - Forget it.
(Coins pour out.)
- Come here. - Oh, no.
What are you doing now?
(The R coin thieves are caught red-handed.)
Hey, the two of them took all the coins.
Look. Jae Suk took all the coins.
This means war.
- Let me pick them up first. - I'm really upset.
I'm genuinely upset. Be prepared for war.
- You came in last place. - I'll teach you a lesson.
- Up to how many... - We'll play four games in total.
(0-1 coin: Walk across Jamsil's sky bridge)
- No. I mean, the sky bridge. - One coin.
Up to one coin.
- Up to one coin? - Yes.
I'll go cross the sky bridge if I don't place first.
- Jong Kook. - To make the staff members suffer.
- I think you're right. - Yes? Right.
(The ones who didn't get any coins are actually angry.)
- I'll do that if I don't win. - Gosh, I'm so upset.
- I took five coins. - I see that Jong Kook is angry.
- This is... - I'll go with the sky bridge.
- Jong Kook must be very upset. - I've made up my mind.
- What's the penalty for 30 coins? - It was empty when I went there.
(30-39 coins: Drinking sophora root tea)
- It was empty. - To drink sophora root tea.
- Sophora root tea? - Ji Hyo, the worse penalties are...
Shut it, you punk.
(How dare you!)
- a bucket of... - Exactly.
I only took five coins, Ji Hyo.
(Everyone is on edge because of the coin thieves.)
You punk, I don't want to hear anything you say.
Okay.
- The five of us... - Yes?
will aim to take down Jae Suk and Se Chan no matter what.
- We have to win two games. - You know what I mean, right?
(It's 5 against 2 now.)
- Those two will get a penalty. - It's 5 against 2.
- He says that it's 5 against 2. - Sorry?
- We don't have to film it today. - We're their targets.
Do you understand? We must work together.
- I think that Se Chan... - Let's oust the two of them!
- Let's oust them! - Let's do that!
- Listen. - That's not necessary.
Suk Jin took a lot of coins.
Suk Jin will...
(Jae Suk defends himself to break up the alliance.)
We took... I'll be honest with you.
I left more than ten coins.
I'll be honest with you. I left more than ten coins.
(He's lying.)
- Suk Jin. - It's true.
(They're suspecting Suk Jin now.)
- That's true. - Tell us honestly.
- I left more than ten coins. - My gosh.
- After Jae Suk, it went faster. - Hey.
- Exactly. - Listen to me.
Does it make sense that they left more than ten coins?
- Yes, we did. - Of course.
(Playing dumb)
It would make sense if I took ten coins.
I bet you took 20 coins, and he took more than 10 coins.
(Bingo)
- No. - You're wrong.
Suk Jin took more than ten coins.
(The thieves are trying to put the blame on Suk Jin.)
- Why are you pretending you didn't? - He took more than ten coins.
You know that I can't beat them when they join forces...
- Okay. I believe you. - You believe me, right?
I'll tell you honestly.
How many coins did you take? Be honest with us.
(Suk Jin suddenly said he'd reveal how many coins he had.)
- How many do you have? - How many?
(He lies that he only took 3.)
- Nonsense. - You're lying.
Suk Jin. Everyone, it's 4 against 3 now.
- Stop lying. - No. I'm not lying. Hey.
(Seok Sam is about to be kicked out of the alliance.)
- You have to believe me. - We're sitting with our teams.
- You got the wrong idea. - You got me wrong.
- Honestly, I took four coins. - Stop lying.
I took four coins. Now, try to guess.
(He confesses how many coins he has and criticizes the thieves.)
Obviously, he took 20 coins, and he took 11 coins.
- Stop talking nonsense. - They took 20 and 11 coins.
- Suk Jin. - That would be just as predictable.
- I'll tell you honestly. - That makes sense.
- Se Chan said... - I left eight coins.
that it would be predictable.
- I left eight coins. - That makes him look suspicious.
- Suk Jin is unbelievable. - Totally.
What did he say?
(Jong Kook is ready to wage war against Se Chan.)
He said that what you said was too predictable.
- Hey, Jong Kook. - Yes?
He's acting strange because of his trip to Jeju Island.
- He can't think clearly now. - You're defending him.
(Fiddling)
(The Jeju Boy is in a daze today.)
- He can't think clearly now. - He's defending Se Chan.
(He has a lot on his mind right now.)
- He's not in his right mind. - That's true.
- Anyway, it made things simple. - But we can't edit it out.
We'll convince the staff to edit that part out...
(A quick question)
Yes?
- if you give us some coins. - Right.
Am I allowed to give away coins?
(He's tempted.)
We'll begin the second mission right away.
(Their next distribution relies on the second mission.)
- Okay. - It's worth ten coins.
In the second mission,
you will look back at the past six years.
It's History Journal Running Man.
- History Journal Running Man? - Gosh.
You will take turns saying an episode number...
(You will say the episode number after Se Chan and So Min joined.)
- of Running Man. - An episode number?
The member who won in the episode gets one point.
(The winner of that episode gets 1 point.)
And the member who gets a penalty loses one point.
(The loser loses 1 point.)
Your total score will determine...
(The coins will be distributed according to the final score.)
- your rankings. - But...
those who got a penalty often are at a disadvantage.
Isn't it unfair? I'm at a disadvantage.
(People who often lose are worried already.)
I'll probably lose a point every time.
- Here. - What's that?
These are the episode numbers for each year.
- I don't remember clearly. - I remember nothing.
- What's that? - You can pick...
any of these numbers.
- Pick a time when you did well. - I see.
The member who won the race in the chosen episode gets a point.
But I didn't win in many episodes.
(From the episode Se Chan and So Min joined until now)
- You can pick a recent episode too. - Got it.
- We can just remember the episode? - Yes, that's correct.
- But I can't remember any. - Okay.
We celebrated the 400th, 500th, and 600th episodes.
(It might be a good idea to recall the special episodes.)
- Yes. - You can think of special episodes.
- Gosh, I can't remember any. - The winner gets one point?
(It's important to focus on the period they often won.)
- I really can't remember any. - I think I have a chance to win.
- I can't remember at all. - Then...
Yesterday's episode was the 610th episode.
- Don't look at that. - When did I win?
- Any of you can go first. - I never won.
(Thinking)
- I don't remember. - I don't remember either.
I'll just pick an episode randomly.
- I... - I'll pick one randomly.
- I pick Episode 600. - Episode 600?
- I pick Episode 600. - I'll pick one randomly.
- Episode 600? - It was a special episode.
(With Viewers)
- Where we teamed up together? - Yes.
- I don't remember. - I don't remember either.
(The winner will get 1 point, and the loser will lose 1 point.)
I'll just pick an episode randomly.
- I can't remember at all. - The one where I won the race?
(Who won and who lost in Episode 600 Special?)
We can just reminisce about those days.
In Episode 600,
Ji Hyo won the race, and Suk Jin got a penalty.
It's the episode where Suk Jin wrote a letter...
to thank the viewers on behalf of the entire team.
(Suk Jin wrote a letter to the viewers as a penalty.)
- Oh, I remember that. - One.
- Two, three. - Thank you.
(Episode 600, April 2022,)
- All right. - That was good.
(With Viewers made with the viewers' ideas)
Just as expected.
- Ji Hyo wins. - Boombastic!
(At the final draw, Ji Hyo won, and Suk Jin lost as expected.)
- It's unbelievable. - Just as expected.
I'm starting to get choked with emotion.
(Suk Jin wrote a heartfelt letter getting emotional.)
- Oh, right. - Oh, I remember that.
(Their memories came back as they heard about the result.)
- We shot the episode... - I remember that.
- At a wedding venue. - That's right.
Ji Hyo got 1 point, and Suk Jin lost 1 point.
(Suk Jin loses a point. Ji Hyo wins a point.)
- Ji Hyo did a great job. - I lost one point.
- I'll go next. - Okay.
Episode 490.
- Episode 490? - Who won?
- Episode 490... - In Episode 490...
(Running Countdown)
Kang Han Na and Heo Kyeong Hwan came on the show.
(What? Did I win the race?)
- I don't think I've ever won. - I think I won the race.
The race continued in Episode 491,
so we didn't have the winner in that episode.
Then what happens? Won't he get another chance?
- No, he won't. - Oh, no.
(That's how it ended.)
- I'll just... - Suk Jin.
- I pick... - Only after they joined the show.
(Suk Jin chooses Episode 555.)
- I pick Episode 555. - I see.
- Episode 555? - Yes.
- I just picked a random episode. - Gosh, I can't remember at all.
(Episode 555 aired in May last year.)
- I picked it randomly. - All right.
- In Episode 555, - What did we do?
we had the Empty Head Land race.
(Episode 555, May 2021, Smart Escape Race, Empty Head Land)
Suk Jin and Haha got penalties, and the rest won.
Really?
(The other members escaped Empty Head Land by knocking.)
Give me a hint.
Hey, you should knock... What?
(Haha and Suk Jin who were spies made the empty head video clip.)
The empty head.
- The empty head. - The empty head.
Each of the 5 members got 1 point.
(Suk Jin picked the episode where he got a penalty.)
- Jae Suk did well that day. - Be careful.
Gosh, why did I...
(Team Dunce finally remembers it.)
I was a spy in that episode.
Right. I remember that.
Are we going to get coins after this game as well?
(They have to do well to be in the lead of the next coin distribution.)
- Yes, of course. - This is driving me nuts.
When was I called Jeon So Bal? That was the only episode...
- in which I won. - I must be in the top two.
(So Min remembers the win, but doesn't remember the period.)
- I don't remember when it was. - Those who have won many races...
are at an advantage.
Jae Suk hasn't done it.
(Jae Suk goes next.)
I haven't done it yet.
- Wait. Was it before that episode? - Jae Suk.
Pick Episode 609.
You'll get a penalty if you pick that episode.
Pick Episode 609.
(He got the penalty most of the time.)
You'll get a penalty for three weeks in a row.
Pick Episode 609.
I pick Episode 605.
(He picks Episode 605.)
- Episode 605? - Episode 605.
Didn't you get a penalty?
- I think he did. - In Episode 605,
Kim Ji Young, Hwang Seog Jeong, and Hong Ye Ji came on the show.
(Episode 605, May 2022)
(Race to find the culprit who eliminated the youngest producer)
- It wasn't long ago. - Hold on.
Haha was the sole winner.
- That's right. - He won.
- Yes, he won. He was a spy. - How did I win?
- Oh, right. I was a spy. - We failed to catch him.
(Haha the culprit avoided the chase and won.)
- He was hiding. - There was no penalty.
- He kept running from us. - Right.
Yes, I remember that now.
(He wins a point.)
- He was so sly. - May I go next?
- What's the most recent episode? - I can't remember the episode.
- Can I pick Episode 609? - Yes.
(Se Chan picks Episode 609.)
- I pick Episode 609. - Episode 609?
You picked it to take someone down.
(The target is obvious.)
- You little... - It's Jae Suk.
In Episode 609, we went on vacation.
(Episode 609, June 2022, Everyone exempted from the penalty)
No one got a penalty.
- Oh, right. - Good. Okay.
- I pick... - Episode 608.
- I pick Episode 603. - Episode 608.
(No.)
- Episode 608. - I'll check both episodes.
- Episode 603. - In Episode 608,
- Jae Suk got a penalty. - Gosh.
This is unfair.
In Episode 603,
we had The 1st Division Game race where we used a roulette.
(Episode 603, May 2022, The 1st Division Game)
Jae Suk won, and So Min got a penalty.
Right. So Min got a penalty.
(She loses a point.)
That was good. You picked the right one.
- Okay. I picked the right episode. - Okay. Then I pick Episode 597.
(So Min goes for Episode 597.)
Episode 597?
- Just one more, please. - Let's keep going until we arrive.
Please let me find the episode where I won the race.
So Min wants to find the only episode where she won.
- The Jeon So Bal special. - I've won just once.
(So Min looks for the needle in a haystack.)
- Really? - Just once.
The guests were Park Ah In, Kim Hee Jung, and Roh Jeong Eui.
So Min was the sole winner.
Suk Jin got a penalty.
- Darn it! - How did you pick that?
How did you pick it?
Jae Suk and Suk Jin got penalties.
(Meanwhile, Jae Suk and Suk Jin had the penalty.)
- He got a penalty... - I got a penalty in every episode.
- How did you pick that episode? - How did you do that?
- I thought of the episodes 1 by 1. - She remembered...
(So Min inferred it listening to other episodes.)
Oh, I see.
- I'll go next. - Around that time?
- That's amazing. - I'll pick an old episode.
- I pick... - I think I'll be in last place.
Episode 348.
(Haha picks Episode 348 from 2017.)
- It was your 2nd week on the show. - Our 2nd week on the show.
(It was not long after Se Chan and So Min joined.)
I got a penalty for weeks in a row right after I joined the show.
All right. In Episode 348,
we went on a one-day trip with Jang Do Yeon.
(Episode 348, April 2017, Trip to 3 Asian countries in 1 day)
- Do Yeon. - Right.
Jae Suk and Se Chan got penalty stickers.
Gosh. Why are those who got penalties...
always us?
(Full of penalties)
Why us?
- Let me try. - Sure. Go ahead.
Episode 632.
We haven't made 632 episodes yet.
Episode 632.
(It will air in the future.)
We haven't made 632 episodes yet.
- Suk Jin, what's wrong with you? - He saw the future.
- He's a time traveler. - I pick...
(In the future episode)
- Who wins in that episode? - A time traveler.
(He must've seen the future.)
- It's not you. - Episode 450.
- I pick... - Who wins in that episode?
- A time traveler. - Episode 450.
- Episode 450. - Episode 450.
(Will he get to win a point?)
- Okay. - I can't remember...
In Episode 450, Lee Dong Hwi came on the show.
(Episode 450, May 2019, Finding Names Race)
- Dong Hwi? - Dong Hwi?
Jong Kook, Haha, and So Min won.
(Jong Kook, Haha, and So Min get a point each.)
- Really? - So Min?
And Jae Suk and Suk Jin got penalties.
(Jae Suk and Suk Jin had a penalty again.)
- Why is it always me? - Not again.
(They keep looking for the episodes where they won.)
I pick Episode 577.
Jae Suk and Se Chan got penalties.
- We got penalties? - Oh, right.
Episode 604.
Suk Jin, Se Chan, and So Min got penalties.
- Darn it. - Oh, right.
- Oh, right. - I lost in almost every episode.
- The one with black roses? - Yes.
- Oh, right. - I lost in almost every episode.
(The penalty experts had a penalty most of the time.)
Ji Hyo is currently in first place.
- Really? - Episode 598.
Suk Jin, Se Chan, and Jae Suk went into the water as a penalty.
- Right. Darn it. - I forgot about that.
(Sighing)
- I remember that. - The others won the race, right?
(Long history of the penalty man)
Why am I always the one who got a penalty?
- I think... - We got the result.
(The result of History Journal Running Man)
With 5 points, Ji Hyo placed 1st.
With 3 points, Jong Kook placed 2nd.
What? He placed second?
Haha and So Min are tied for third place.
(Haha and So Min who both placed 3rd will play rock-paper-scissors.)
- They'll play rock-paper-scissors. - Play rock-paper-scissors.
- So Min, you have a chance to win. - Haha and So Min, go ahead.
Rock-paper-scissors, okay!
(Lose, win)
You did well.
Haha is in 3rd place, and So Min is in 4th place.
(Jae Suk places 5th. Se Chan places 6th.)
Jae Suk placed 5th, and Se Chan placed 6th.
- I'm doomed. - Suk Jin placed seventh.
(Suk Jin places last.)
I'm doomed.
How many coins do we get this time?
(35 coins are available in this round.)
- I wish I could place 1st... - Do we get 30 coins?
- You get 35 coins. - I wish I could win just once.
- Would you take all the coins? - Suk Jin, we'll get five each.
- Of course. - Guys, just take five coins.
(They shamelessly promise to stay loyal...)
Let's get out and collect the coins.
(and set off to the coin distribution place.)
- Okay. - Okay.
(There's a conveyor...)
I haven't seen this in a long time.
We're doing this again.
(and 35 coins.)
The tray will be on the conveyor belt.
Please go into the booth according to your rankings.
(Coin distribution order)
Ji Hyo, you placed first.
- It'll be a war again. - You placed first.
(Ji Hyo, Jong Kook, Haha, So Min, Jae Suk, Se Chan, Suk Jin)
- I placed 1st. - So Min, you placed 4th.
(So Min currently has no coins.)
When will I be ranked high?
I want to place first at least once before the end.
Let's all be reasonable.
(They enter the coin room.)
You see, I have my own plan.
I don't even expect them to leave any coins for us.
(Everyone takes a seat.)
(Penalty List)
The water, fresh cream, and ink... Those are the worst.
(A shower needed after these penalties)
- Gosh. - From 7 to 18 coins.
I want to avoid ink and cream. I need at least 11 more coins.
I need 20 coins. The face rubbing doesn't sound bad.
(Face rubbing)
If I get 40 coins, I only have to break a gourd bowl.
(Over 50 coins: No penalty)
(The more coins you have, the better it gets.)
- Breaking a gourd bowl? - Sophora root tea isn't so bad.
- I want an exemption. - Flogging? I can bear with it.
(24-29 coins: Flogging)
- Flogging? Right. - Yes. Flogging.
Suk Jin, what's your limit? Dancing in the lobby?
(4-6 coins: Dance to BTS in the lobby without cameras.)
- Dancing in the lobby? - What's your limit?
(He has 4 coins.)
- Dancing in the lobby. - I see.
We'll begin now.
- I see. - We'll begin now.
(They share the coins starting from Ji Hyo.)
The conveyor belt will move. Take as many coins as you want.
- Gosh. - I left more than ten coins.
Everyone, take only five coins.
(The coin tray started moving.)
Just take one.
Just take 5 coins each. Let's divide 35 coins evenly.
- Ji Hyo, come on. - Just take 5 coins each.
(Ji Hyo takes 15 coins.)
- Let's divide 35 coins evenly. - Ji Hyo, come on.
- Don't be too greedy. - Okay.
(Ji Hyo took 15 coins for the water bucket.)
I'm sure Ji Hyo didn't take all the coins.
- Of course, she didn't. - Don't take too many.
Did Ji Hyo take them all?
Don't take too many.
(There are 20 coins left.)
Did Ji Hyo take them all?
(People are getting anxious.)
Jong Kook.
Jong Kook, leave some for me.
You're a reasonable person.
- Jong Kook. - Let's divide 35 coins evenly.
- Let us have one coin each. - You're a reasonable person.
I'll go and cross the sky bridge to make the staff members suffer.
(Jong Kook said he didn't need coins because he'd cross the sky bridge.)
- Oh, I see. - Jong Kook.
(4-6 coins: Dance to BTS in the lobby without cameras.)
You're a reasonable person.
- Jong Kook. - Let's divide 35 coins evenly.
(7-10 coins: Have a bucket of ink poured on you.)
Let us have one coin each.
You're a reasonable person.
(15-18 coins: Have a bucket of water poured on you.)
(He takes 15 coins suddenly.)
You might not place first again. Just take them all.
No, I mean... Listen. Come closer.
Let's take 15 each and get the water bucket penalty.
(The two of us together)
That sounds good.
- We take 15 each? The water bucket? - Yes.
(Jong Kook and Ji Hyo agreed to take 15 coins each.)
- Okay. That sounds good. - What do you say?
- Let us have one coin each. - You're a reasonable person.
(That's why he took 15 coins.)
Don't stick your head out.
We can't see your hands anyway. It's blocked.
Stay inside the booth.
- Just let us have one each. - But we want to see you.
You can see my hands.
(Anxious)
- Gosh, seriously. - You can see my hands.
(Jong Kook quietly took 15 coins.)
- Jong Kook! - Gosh. Hey.
- Haha. - I'm older than you!
(Sighing)
Haha!
- I bet he didn't leave any coins. - Haha.
- There's no coin left. - I guess it's empty.
- Okay. - Really?
(Haha lies as usual and takes all 5 coins.)
- They took all the coins. - I guess it's empty.
- Ten coins... - I don't expect to get any coins...
(Giving up)
- because So Min is right before me. - They took 20, 10, and 5 coins.
My gosh. They're so mean.
(All coins are gone even before the tray reaches So Min.)
I mean...
- So Bal. - I mean...
(There's nothing.)
- There's none left? - Unbelievable.
(Flustered)
There's none left?
- Keep it coming. - This was expected.
This is how I see it.
(Passing them without stopping)
It's no use if you finish below third.
- This is how I see it. - You can't finish below third.
This is war.
Only winning matters at the moment.
I haven't seen a single coin today.
(So Min has yet to see the coins.)
- I'm good. - This is war.
(Members who took a lot are relaxed.)
- Please step forward. - Let's go.
- Darn it. - This is war.
(The new alliance and the old alliance)
- Where to? - Suk Jin.
- What? - We need to unite.
Yes, we should unite.
(So Min's the only one with no coins.)
Are you kidding me?
- I can't believe it. - If it weren't for Ji Hyo,
I could've ended up on the sky bridge.
(The water bucket alliance is quite shameless.)
The two of you...
Suk Jin, please know that we didn't get greedy.
What good does that do...
(Furious)
- when we're left with nothing? - But Suk Jin...
- We were reasonable. - You know...
- As if. - So Min sees herself in Jamsil.
(0-1 coin: Walk across Jamsil's sky bridge)
Exactly.
(2-3 coins: Wear a costume and makeup for the opening.)
The tone was set this way...
- in the first round. - I know.
- We couldn't help it. - Now,
(Proceeding with a simple bonus mission...)
we'll play a simple game where you can win ten coins.
(with extra 10 coins waiting)
- What is it? - I'm going to win this one.
You will call anyone you know.
(Each member has to call someone. The fastest call to get answered...)
The three members whose calls were answered the fastest...
(will get 5, 3, and 2 coins respectively.)
will receive 5, 3, and 2 coins respectively.
- We'll go one by one? - We'll each make a call?
Yes, one by one.
This is crazy. Someone who'll answer quickly?
(They must call someone who answers the call the fastest.)
- The fastest... - Can it be anyone?
You can call anyone.
(Haha chooses to call his wife.)
- I'm calling my wife. - It can be anyone.
- Here we go. - My wife might not pick up.
Please put it on speaker.
(Start)
Someone fast. Someone who isn't...
- working right now. - Who should I call?
I'm curious too.
Hold on.
What's with her?
(Flustered)
We just talked a few minutes ago.
It's over for him.
(She picked up the call.)
- Hey, honey. - Hello?
I'm here on Running Man. I'll call you back, okay?
(The first runner, Haha, took 15 seconds.)
- Okay, good. - I'll time you now.
This is bad news for me.
Would a celebrity be a better choice?
(Next is So Min.)
- Can I go? - Go ahead.
Please pick up.
I wonder who'll pick up immediately.
(Start)
(The one So Min is calling...)
Don't do this to me.
- She's calling her dad. - Dad, come on.
(is her dad.)
- Really? - You normally pick up instantly.
He picks up my phone in seconds.
Someone who'll answer quickly?
Dad!
(She surpasses Haha's record which was 15 seconds.)
(No matter how long she waits, her dad doesn't answer.)
- He must be playing soccer. - What's with you today?
- But my dad... - There must be a soccer match.
- He always has his phone on him. - Hello?
- Dad... - What's her record?
- What is it? - It's nothing.
(Her call finally gets through after 21 seconds.)
- She's at 21 seconds. - She failed.
I'll call you back.
- He has a sweet voice. - Why did it take you so long...
to pick up?
- Who will it be? - I'm calling Chang Hee.
- What? - I'm calling Chang Hee.
- But I was going to call him. - Go ahead, then.
They're arguing over Nam Chang Hee.
- Chang Hee... - I'll call Chang Hee, then.
Then I'll call Sae Ho.
- Will you go first? - I'll call Chang Hee.
(Jae Suk calls Chang Hee first.)
He stays busy, so you never know.
- Doesn't he have a radio show? - Please be in the middle of a show.
- I hope he's working right now. - He has work today.
- His radio show. - Please pick up, Chang Hee.
- Hi, Jae Suk. - Chang Hee!
(It only took him 5 seconds!)
- No way. - Chang Hee!
- How can this be? - You're my savior.
- But Chang Hee was mine. - Nam Chang Hee!
(Sulking)
You are Nam Chang Hee
Where are you right now?
- It's as if he was on standby. - I'm home at the moment.
- My gosh. - Push back the interview.
You answered even before your bell rang.
(5 seconds still stuns everyone.)
- You answered before it rang. - Hang up, will you?
Chang Hee, thanks. I'll call you later.
(Jae Suk ranks at the top with 5 seconds.)
Sure thing.
- Who can I call? - All right.
I'm calling my friend Sae Ho.
(Se Chan calls Sae Ho.)
- I hope he doesn't answer. - Go ahead.
- Come on, Sae Ho. - This...
He's on standby on Mondays.
(Will Sae Ho, who waits for the day of the Running Man shoot,)
He'll need to answer in four seconds.
Sae Ho, please.
(pick up right away?)
It's a Monday.
(Did he answer?)
- Se Chan. - Sae Ho!
- No way. - Sae Ho, you're the best!
(His record is 4 seconds.)
(No way.)
- No way. - Sae Ho, you're the best!
- Thank you so much. - I should've called him instead.
I should've called Sae Ho!
(Thanks to Sae Ho, who answered in 4 seconds, Se Chan ranks first.)
- Sae Ho, we'll talk later. Thanks. - Sae Ho didn't cross my mind.
- Sae Ho... - I'll call you back.
(Sae Ho is on standby every Monday.)
He must've been on standby.
Okay!
- Sae Ho didn't cross my mind. - My record is five seconds.
You should've called Sae Ho instead.
(With the help of ChoNam Zone,)
The game's already over for us.
(Se Chan ranks 1st and Jae Suk 2nd.)
- I should've called Sae Ho instead. - That was fast.
I'll go next.
(Jong Kook's up next.)
Jong Kook, go ahead.
- That was fast, right? - He picked up at lightning speed.
(His friend picked up the call.)
- Hello? - That was fast.
Hey, Carlow.
- That was fast. - Hey, Carlow.
(He's in 2nd place along with Jae Suk!)
- Five seconds. - Five seconds.
He's the editor for my online channel.
It's Carlow.
Of course his editor would pick up immediately.
(Being mean for no reason)
He works for you.
He's your...
He stays busy, you see.
- But you're his boss. - I'm not.
He's a freelancer.
(Criticizing his employment relationship)
- Unbelievable. - He has his own company.
(Coming in 4th and 5th, Haha and So Min are in the low ranks.)
Anyway, it took you five seconds.
- Okay, I'll go next. - Thanks and bye.
(Next is Ji Hyo.)
- So Min... - I shouldn't have called my dad.
- I'll go next. - Sure.
How could my dad do this to me?
Yong Man wouldn't pick up.
- Hey, Ji Hyo. - Soo Hyun!
(It took her a second to pick up.)
Soo Hyun, you're my savior!
(What just happened?)
It was 1.5 seconds.
(It's Lee Soo Hyun, the producer of "The Witch's Diner".)
- She must've been on her phone. - You're my savior.
Was she given word in advance?
- No way. - This is crazy!
(Song Ji Hyo comes in 1st place.)
- No way. - One second?
(Nobody can go up against 1 second.)
- She had to be on her phone. - Okay, I'll call you back.
- Sure thing. - Last but not least...
(Last is Seok Sam.)
Seok Sam's up.
- Nice! - You...
You have to come in third.
(He will rank in the top 3 if they pick up within 4 seconds.)
Call someone who'd be on their phone.
I'll call someone who works with me on my channel.
(Suk Jin decides to call his YouTube producer.)
I hope he picks up quickly.
- I hope he doesn't. - He made the call.
I don't think he'll pick up. Put it on speaker, Suk Jin.
- It's over. - It's already over for me.
(It's already over.)
- It's over. - It's already over for me.
- Hey. - That's eight seconds.
(Ji Seok Sam records 8 seconds.)
- I was filming and... - I came in last again.
It's part of a game we're playing. I'll call you back later.
(He called to just say hi.)
- It wasn't bad. - Got it.
His record isn't bad.
But the top three are untouchable.
Eight seconds is a good enough record.
Ji Hyo came in 1st and Se Chan came in 2nd.
(Song Ji Hyo in 1st gets 5 coins. Yang Se Chan in 2nd gets 3 coins.)
You'll play rock-paper-scissors to see who's in third.
(A game of rock-paper-scissors will determine who's in 3rd place.)
- All right. - As if this means anything.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Scissors. I won!
(Jae Suk wins.)
Okay, it's all good.
Getting a few more could make you suffer something worse.
- I shouldn't take these. - You know what I mean, right?
This is bad.
(Ji Hyo was after the water bucket but will get the face rubbing.)
- The next one's face rubbing. - I shouldn't take these.
- Could I give mine to others? - You're right.
(They shouldn't get more coins...)
- Water bucket is better. - This is bad.
(if they want to get the punishment they want.)
- I badly want the whipped cream. - We have a long way to go though.
We have a long way to go.
I still don't have any which means I'll be on the sky bridge.
(So Min's still in Jamsil.)
The sky bridge.
The next game...
(The last mission that will decide the coin distribution order)
will help improve your improvisational skills...
which is a necessity as a member on Running Man.
(On Running Man, being good at improvising is key.)
The next game will help improve your improvisational skills.
The game is called...
(3rd mission: Too Many Personas)
- Too Many Personas. - What is it?
- It'll be our last big game. - Hurry along, will you?
(Running Man is a boss at comedic sketches.)
- Oh, Michael. - Hi.
(The sketches on Running Man aren't usually scripted.)
Have you kissed a guy before?
(They were subjected to various situations.)
- Mom, who is this? - I've been studying abroad.
(To stay on the show, one must know how to improvise.)
Listen up, Lord Lee.
You're adorable.
You will be working for a wedding...
(The game will help them improve those skills.)
Honey, what's wrong?
- Are you kidding me? - Hold on.
The game is called...
(Blind improvisational comedy sketches)
- Too Many Personas. - What is it?
Behind where you were seated just now,
there are four rooms...
(There are 4 rooms with different concepts.)
that are of different concepts.
For instance, you might find a teachers' lounge.
We'll be improvising.
The second you enter and take off your blindfold,
(The second the member enters and takes off the blindfold,)
you will have to get into character.
(the sketch starts.)
Every time you say something that fits the scene,
(Points will be given every time the member says something...)
- we will give you points. - That fits the scene?
(that fits the scene.)
- That fits the scene. - I see.
If it were a teachers' lounge,
(If the room is a teacher's lounge, the member must act like a teacher.)
you can get points by acting like teachers.
If you say something that doesn't fit,
you won't score any points.
Suk Jin, I'm worried about you.
- You're bad at improvising. - I might say something funny.
It won't be fair for those who didn't go to school.
- I'll have to avoid it, then. - There are four different rooms.
(Each concept will be revealed after the members enter the room.)
You'll know once you head in there.
Got it.
Please don't let it be the National Assembly.
Please note that after a while,
(A certain object will be sent in midway.)
we will send in a certain object.
The object must be melted into your improvisations.
(More points will be given...)
(if that object is used to fit the sketch.)
Oh, no. I'm not that good at improvisations though.
Once your time is up,
(The members must move to the hallway when the time is up.)
we'll announce it through the megaphone.
In the hallway, you'll find out who's been cut.
(The eliminated member will be revealed there.)
That person will come in last.
(Who will be the winner of the sketch survival game?)
- All right. - Please standby...
- while the cameras move in first. - What do I do?
You have at least one coin, right?
(So Min with 0 coins becomes busy.)
- Of course. - The water bucket is the best.
I'm the only one without any coins.
- Sophora root tea isn't so bad. - So Min.
You need to go to Jamsil, so cancel any plans you have.
If you were going to get a facial...
(So Min calls someone.)
Is it your dad?
- Who are you calling? Busan? - My dad.
- Dad. - Bucheon?
What took you so long to pick up today?
Why? Is something wrong?
Gosh, I came in last.
(She complains to her dad about picking up too late.)
You normally pick up instantly.
She's complaining to her dad.
So Min, come on.
(Come on, So Min.)
Your dad has his own life...
and can't be glued to his phone.
It was a game and I came in last.
Why are you complaining about it to your dad?
(She complains even though she's the one bad at games.)
The others picked up instantly.
Maybe I should've called Mom.
(Holding a grudge)
All right, Dad.
(The cute daughter's whining ends.)
Bye.
If you move to the door, we'll put the blindfold on you.
(They head over to the door.)
- Let's move. - Let's move.
- Get ready for a skit. - Okay.
I should.
- Get ready for the skit. - Get ready.
(First, everyone has to wear the eye patch.)
I will just follow Se Chan.
I'm ready.
- All right. - Do I put on the blindfold?
- Or what happens? - It's like the room escape game.
As soon as we enter...
Do we all start together?
(They're ready.)
Do we start together?
- What's going on? - What's this?
- What are you doing? - They're putting something on us.
(They wear the costume and enter the first room.)
What is this?
- They'll tell us to take it off. - Take off your blindfold.
Okay.
- What is this? - What is this?
- Take off your blindfold. - Okay.
(The first skit is...)
- What is this? - What's this?
- Let's start the meeting. - What's this?
(Doctors Academy Conference)
Let's start the meeting.
Doctors Academy... My.
(Glancing)
- Let's sit down. - Yes.
(In this room, they're doctors.)
- Dr. Yoo. - Yes.
- Dr. Yoo. - Take a seat.
First, it's the intubation. Connect him to the ventilator.
(Tracheal intubation, ventilator)
Get ready for the ligation.
(They must be able to use difficult medical terms.)
A total of 14 is seen in the CT scan.
(From the way they talk to everything they do,)
That's what the CT scan shows, but there could be more.
(they must look like real doctors.)
Yes. Let's begin now.
- It's going to be fun. - I don't watch medical drama often.
(Doctors Academy Conference Luncheon)
(They've never tried a doctor skit due to a lack of knowledge.)
Me neither.
- This is going to be fun. - It's like the room escape game.
(Doctors Academy Conference Luncheon)
- Let's sit down. - Yes.
(They're getting immersed in their roles.)
- Dr. Yoo. - Yes.
- Dr. Yoo. - Take a seat.
- What's this? - My goodness, Dr. Ji.
(They start by calling each other "Doctor".)
- You're working after a long time. - Did you...
- all have surgery? - We're all wearing surgical gowns.
(Se Chan grabs a prop first because he has nothing to say.)
Are you ready for the seminar?
We do it every day.
(So Min is playing a tired doctor.)
- Dr. Jeon. Have a seat. - It was a tough surgery today.
Dr. Song. What surgery are you talking about?
(Taking her shoes off)
- Dr. Ha. I'm sorry. I... - Now that surgery is over...
- had organ transplantation today. - What transplantation?
An organ transplantation.
You're an orthopedist. Why would you perform organ transplantation?
Put your shoes on.
It seems it was one long surgery.
- Dr. Jeon. - What?
(Her stinky feet tell us how hard she worked today.)
- Are you doing organ trafficking? - Why...
Why would an orthopedist perform organ transplantation?
I'm a thoracic surgeon.
(She suddenly changes her role.)
- What? - I'm a thoracic surgeon.
Heungboo? Did you say Heungboo?
Are you getting turned on?
- Heungboo is dumbfounded - Heungboo is dumbfounded
I'm Nolboo.
I'm too tired. Let me just...
(Most people won't understand these doctors' jokes.)
- Dr. Yang. - Yes.
The word says you didn't go to university.
I became a doctor without going to university? That's not true.
Dr. Yang. How did the seminar go in Jeju Island?
Oh, the seminar in Jeju Island? It was very interesting.
There are a lot of comments about it.
- People gathered and... - I'm sorry,
but do you know what a seminar is?
A seminar? Isn't that where you go and study?
Dr. Yang. Can you spell out seminar?
Hey. How dare you tell me to spell it out?
(Come on. I'm a doctor.)
- "Hey." - "Hey."
I'm getting a new MRI machine. How about a group purchase?
- A group purchase? - A group purchase?
(Dr. Kim tries to reduce his expenses.)
- It's very expensive. - MRI and CT scan.
What's your major?
Me?
- Neurosurgery. - Pardon?
- Neurosurgery. - Neurosurgery?
Neurosurgery? What do you do there?
(Laughing)
Dr. Ji.
What do you do?
(This flustered man doesn't know what to do with his hand.)
- Dr. Ji. - Do you want to hear it?
When I was on rounds today, the patient...
seems to need surgery. How are you going to do that?
- He doesn't need surgery. - All of a sudden?
- Do you know what is going on? - What?
(She came up with a story of her doing rounds alone.)
- Hey. - I'm sorry,
but where did you go on your rounds?
I hear the empty can sound from her head.
- It's empty. - Really?
I've already done suction on that patient.
(Going along with So Min's story)
- Suction? - Isn't that for dentists?
(Dr. Ji's skills transcend departments.)
You do that during surgery.
That's for dentists.
(Glancing)
- Sir. - You do that during surgery.
- Do you know who that is? - Who?
(Hippocrates, father of medicine)
Hip-hop something.
- Hippocrates. - Hippocrates.
Did you say hippo?
I said hip-hop.
(He confesses.)
- Hippo? - Hiphopcrates.
You all know his oath. Let's recite it.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
(Please recite the oath.)
Can you recite the Hippocratic Oath?
As you all know...
- Let's do it together. - Shall we do it together?
(They'll recite it together.)
- Shall we? - All together.
- Oath. - Oath.
- I... - I...
In order to...
Let's say one word each. Next person.
(They'll do it as a relay.)
In order to...
(Fake Hippocratic Oath)
Become a proud doctor...
- What? - Go ahead. You know it.
But we must not joke about it.
It's a skit. It's fine.
(He's acting serious to evade having to recite the oath.)
It's a skit, but it must...
Then do it for real.
It must be based on facts.
Recite the real oath.
- You want me to do it? - You know it.
Hippocratic Oath.
- Oath. - Oath.
I am...
A pushover.
I am a pushover.
(These doctors like to crack jokes.)
- I'm okay. - Dr. Ha is funny.
- He's funny. - I'm a pushover.
What's your major?
(Knocking)
- Someone's here. - Dr. Song is very quiet today.
(The object for Round 1 appears.)
You have a patient.
- My. - What's this?
(They get pork belly all of a sudden.)
(You earn extra points if you put on an appropriate skit with the prop.)
- My. - What's this?
(Nervous)
(What am I supposed to do with that?)
- My. - What's this?
This is serious.
It's full of fat.
It's a serious fatty liver problem.
This guy's in very serious condition.
(They begin to diagnose the pork belly.)
If I were to comment...
How dare you? Check the patient's vitals first.
(Shouting angrily)
As you can see, he has too much fat.
(Dr. Yang has a lot of anger.)
He didn't take care of himself.
(Placing his fingers on the meat)
Why are you suddenly taking his pulse?
(Dr. Ji suddenly checks the pulse.)
Don't touch the patient with your hand.
Dr. Ji.
(He practices Oriental medicine while wearing his stethoscope.)
You need to sanitize your hands before taking the pulse.
Are you an oriental medicine doctor?
(Everyone criticizes him for playing a traditional physician.)
Don't take a pulse here. You're supposed to make it realistic.
Exactly.
Let me get some blood.
(Dr. Yang wants to try drawing blood.)
- Let me get some blood. - It's already been removed.
Do you know where the vein is?
It's right below the bone.
- Where's the artery? - It's above the bone.
(A smooth answer)
- I... - Wait!
Leave the pork belly to me and Dr. Kim.
You're pork belly experts.
(The barbecue house doctors specialize in treating pork belly.)
I just measured the blood pressure. It's at 401.
Is that so?
- The rates... - Hold on.
The vitals are unstable.
- Vitals? What are vitals? - And...
The pulse.
But...
(He failed to hold his laughter.)
My goodness.
(Dr. Jeon says whatever comes to mind.)
- Let's diagnose his illness first. - Wait.
This isn't domestic.
(Lashing out)
Are you neglecting him because he's from abroad?
What kind of nonsense is that?
(Action)
What kind of nonsense is that?
(Sniffing)
She's right. It's from the US.
- Can you tell from the smell? - Yes.
(She can tell where it's from based on the way it smells.)
I don't know anything about medicine.
He seems to have a tumor.
(Tumor: An abnormal mass of tissue)
- A tumor? - You mean the bone?
- Don't you know what a tumor is? - The cartilage?
- I got a call. I'm going to the ER. - Where?
(Dr. Jeon received an emergency call.)
- I got a call. I'll be right back. - If it's malignant,
it might be a serious problem.
(She's using lines from her previous dramas.)
She's using the lines she said in her previous drama.
(Locking)
- You need to say the truth. - It's locked.
- Okay. - This is...
(Knocking)
- absurd. - Who is it?
Who is it?
(Stern voice)
Can't you take it more seriously?
- Why do you keep walking around? - We have a patient here.
(Sighing)
(A deep sigh)
- Hey! - Wait a minute.
So Min. You're acting alone.
So Min.
Can't you cooperate with us?
(Her acting doesn't suit the situation.)
That doesn't match the situation.
She's pretending her patient is dead.
(She's following her own script regardless of the situation.)
You're acting like it's a drama.
- Shush. - She's...
She's suffering from mental illness.
You know she's a patient. Play along.
(Dr. Jeon is emotionally unstable.)
- Let's play along. - Yes. She's a patient.
Her dream was to become a doctor. Let's give her a break.
- Dear doctors. - Yes.
Please move to the hallway.
- To the hallway? - Yes.
(The first skit has ended.)
Why does he want us in the hallway?
Don't go any further. Stay in the hallway.
(You get a point each time you say something that makes sense.)
We'll announce who is eliminated.
(The one with the lowest score will be eliminated.)
The eliminated person.
Weren't we pretty good?
(The person who sounded least like a doctor will be eliminated.)
This is pretty hard.
- It was hard. - It was hard.
(The fake doctors all struggled to sound smart.)
There are blindfolds.
- The first... - I don't know any medical terms.
- person to be eliminated. - I put on method acting.
(Revealing the first person to be eliminated)
The first person to be eliminated.
I put on method acting.
Here it is.
(Song Ji Hyo is out.)
Song Ji Hyo.
- Why me? - You were quiet.
- Please go out the door. - You need to leave.
(Dr. Song's medical license has been suspended.)
- You have to leave. - Get out.
- Ji Hyo is out. - Is this a survival?
(She heads over to the waiting room for the eliminated.)
- What? - Is this a survival?
The rest of you should put on the blindfold again.
(They have to put on their eye patches again.)
- It's a difficult skit. - It's hard.
That was such an absurd prop.
- It was pork belly. - And there is no operating table.
(This mission requires you to be quick-witted.)
We need to perform surgery, but there's no operating table.
(What's waiting for them in the next room?)
- Take off your blindfold. - Okay.
(Take off your eye patch.)
- Take it off? - What's going on?
- Take it off? - Do we take it off?
(The second skit is...)
What is this?
(Judges' gathering)
A self-defense is not a preparation for past or future invasion,
(They must understand legal terms and argue logically.)
(A wide range of social knowledge is required to play a judge.)
but it must be a preparation for invasion in the present.
Do we take it off?
- All right. - All right. Let's have a seat.
(They get into it right away.)
- Do I take the blindfold off? - Head Judge.
- Oh, yes. - Grab a seat.
(Taking the seat of honor)
- Why... - You should sit in the middle.
I'm the head judge. What are you talking about?
- Keep quiet in court! - Are you the head judge?
(Shouting again)
- Did you... - Did you take the bar exam?
- I did. I took the 29th bar exam. - I'm sorry,
(For some reason, the judges are all angry.)
didn't you pass the exam after I did?
- We all passed in the same year. - Though I was a bit late...
You must uphold the majesty and order in court.
I know you're older, but you're my junior.
(Judge Kim and Judge Ji try to straighten out the seniority.)
Though I was late...
You were too late.
(Jae Suk utilizes a prop.)
Excuse me, manager?
- Bring me the document. - Aide Yoo.
- Yes? - Bring me some tea.
What?
Can't you see I'm in the judge's robe?
(Glancing)
- Take it off. - Constitution Article 7 Protocol 3.
Don't lean. Don't you know?
- And... - That's nonsense.
some people went to law school.
- Law school? I majored in law. - Wait.
- Yes? - Didn't you go to I Love School?
No.
I went to Yongmoon High School.
(Even Jae Suk is struggling this time.)
- Which law school did you go to? - What?
I took the bar exam.
The bar exam? I knew it.
You were suddenly talking about law school.
When did you pass it?
- What? - When?
When did you pass?
What about you?
- He's a junior. - I'm the 29th.
- I'm the 25th! - You're the 25th?
I'm the 23rd.
(Smacking)
I'm the 21st.
(Smacking)
How dare you?
(Their seniority levels have been straightened out.)
He slapped me hard.
Wait.
- Look. - Sorry?
How about you?
- I... - How about you, Judge So Min?
I had connections.
It seems like you don't know,
(She became a judge through connections.)
but you can't become a judge through connections.
I can't?
(An error occurs due to lack of knowledge.)
You should have good grades at the training institute.
- I should? - Of course.
- She knows nothing about the law. - By the way,
I really like Judge Kim.
- He wrote history. - When?
"From a Thug to a Judge."
- Have you read that book? - I actually...
had a grudge about the ruling.
(Judge Kim the former thug is a good example of human achievement.)
- Right. - And I decided to become a judge.
- Is that possible? - Judge Kim.
You know the law you accepted recently.
- "The law you accepted?" - "The law you accepted?"
- From the Constitutional Court? - It sounded like "silver grass."
(Judge Ji has bad pronunciation.)
It's harsh to sentence the defendant to a three years imprisonment...
for urinating in public.
- He didn't just urinate. - Okay.
(He casts doubt on Judge Kim's recent judgment.)
He was naked when he did it.
He didn't just urinate.
(Standing up)
Ms. Jeon. What's the matter, Judge Jeon?
- Judge Jeon. - Judge Jeon, what's wrong?
I...
despise the boy.
- But So Min. - Why...
You're not in a drama.
Did you see it on Netflix?
(She's just a drama fan.)
- Do you want to be in a drama? - Yes.
You must know this.
- The number of judges... - I know.
at the Constitutional Court.
- I know. - Of course, I know.
- Three. - That's the basic.
(That's such an easy question for judges.)
- Why wouldn't we know? - I know.
Do you know what the Constitutional Court is?
- I know. - What do they do?
- They judge the constitution. - How many judges are there?
How many judges are at the Constitutional Court?
(They learned it in Episode 606.)
- At the Constitutional Court? - We learned it.
- How many? You learned it. - At the Constitutional Court?
There are three judges at the "Current" Court.
It's "Constitutional," not "Current."
It's Constitutional Court.
(Embarrassed)
"Current Court."
It's not current, past, and future.
- It was a joke. - And there are nine judges.
(Judge Yang makes a sophisticated joke.)
- What do they do? - It's nine.
The Constitutional Court...
makes the final decision about state affairs.
Why do they make the final decision?
(Judge Ji is unclear.)
Such as the impeachment of the president.
No. They decide whether it violates the constitution or not.
They make the final decision about that.
Okay, you're smart.
The nine judges...
(Judge Ji loses it.)
- Wait. - You...
- "You're smart?" - You're smart.
- That's not what I'm trying to say. - Junior Ji.
- "Junior Ji?" - It's a simple...
You passed the 25th bar exam.
(You're my junior.)
That's true,
- but this punk passed the 28th. - "This punk?"
(Earlier, he said he was the 29th. He's getting confused.)
- I think you're my junior. - Hey.
- According to the law... - Do you even know it?
Come on.
(Calm down.)
Stop.
(I said, calm down.)
- You're weird. - Stop it.
How can you sentence him to a three years imprisonment...
for urinating in public?
- In Korea... - He's my junior.
- That's enough. - Urinating in public...
(The skit suddenly develops.)
- That's enough. - I said he had been naked.
- Three years? - All right.
- Sir, what upsets me... - All right.
(Judge Ha speaks.)
is that this punk stole my son's bicycle.
- What? - Who is he to judge?
(Judge Yang is the child bicycle theft suspect.)
- Okay. - Hey.
- What's outside belongs to others. - Everyone is equal...
- in front of the law. - What?
(He couldn't be more proud.)
For stealing...
Listen. We're here today...
- as we need all hands on deck. - Okay.
(The reason they gathered finally reveals.)
- So I want to ask you this. - Ask what?
(It's to share their opinions on the public urination incident.)
- About urinating in public. - Okay.
It's a minor offense. We can finish it quickly.
It's a minor offense.
(A urinated in public,)
But he sentenced him to three years' imprisonment.
He filed a lawsuit.
(and B saw it in his car.)
His friend turned on the headlight of the car...
(B turned on the headlight,)
towards him who was urinating.
So he felt humiliated.
He filed a lawsuit as he had felt humiliated.
(and A sued him for humiliating him.)
- For the invasion of privacy. - Privacy.
(Thinking)
- And many other things. - He made him nervous.
(Tilting his head)
- Did he pee not hard enough? - The judges...
- Burbling. - are divided...
- about this. - I know this case.
I know it,
but I side with the one who urinated.
- Honestly... - You're at his side?
His friend turned on the headlight...
(Knocking)
- in front of him. - What?
(Angry)
Who is it? We're in the middle of a meeting.
- It's the evidence you requested. - We're in the middle of a meeting.
It's the evidence you requested.
(Doenjang, the evidence, is here.)
He took this.
(What a coincidence.)
So he pooped.
Is urinating pooping?
(Surprised)
Is urinating pooping?
(Another accusation against A)
- He could've stopped here. - It's poop.
He could've stopped here,
(He left clear evidence in the scene.)
but he pooped on the street as it was urgent.
- He pooped. - Yes.
- To find clear evidence, - So we took...
- give it a taste. - this poop...
- from the scene. - Give it a taste.
(Dipping)
It's poop.
- I said it's poop. - You touched poop.
(Judge Ji tries it himself.)
- He pooped in public. - Pooped in public.
He has healthy intestines.
Considering the color and the volume,
he must've not been able to hold in.
- He has healthy intestines. - You should understand him.
(Approved)
He would've not pooped if it hadn't been urgent.
- Okay. Sit down. - I know.
- Make a decision. - Hold on.
What do you want to have?
Solomon's seal tea.
Wait. We stopped talking about the law at some point.
Excuse me.
(Spitting out)
- Excuse me. - Right now...
(They only talk about urine and feces.)
What was it?
- All of a sudden... - Come on.
- Judge Jeon. - We stopped talking about the law.
(They sound like children in preschool.)
- Let's just have dinner. - Forget about other things.
Do you think he will have dinner?
Let's just drink something...
(Yoo Jae Suk, the man who started talking about poo)
- as we have something to drink. - Sir, where will we have dinner?
- Hey! - Why?
Do you think we're joking here? You're wearing shorts.
Seriously...
(He suddenly points out Haha's outfit.)
- You punk. - Hey.
(He starts a fight for an absurd reason.)
- Do you think it's a joke? - Hey.
- You're wearing a cap. - You punk.
Hey, your glasses don't have lenses.
He's nitpicking as he got nothing to say.
How dare you come here in shorts?
(He's acting like Lord Yoo.)
- Look at his glasses. - It's ridiculous.
I mean... Look.
You're playing a judge. Stick to the original plot.
How dare you come here in shorts?
(So what?)
He's not a judge.
Is the court a joke to you? You're ridiculous.
(Jae Suk raises his voice.)
Judge Kim is wearing them as well.
(Responding)
Come here.
Do a plank.
Jae Suk, what's wrong with you?
(Childish)
Do judges do that?
- This is unfair. - Come here.
(The skit thug forces them with his spirit.)
- Hey. - Let's...
talk about the law.
Didn't you come wearing jeans?
(Absurd)
- Hey. - Right?
You should wear pants at least.
He's wearing shorts too.
- He's wearing shorts too. - What?
You guys should be careful.
Judges, gather in the hallway.
He's so ignorant.
Being a judge is difficult.
- I can't do it. - I'll just get eliminated.
(The second skit ends.)
- It's hard for me. - It's hard.
I don't know what's next, but...
- I mean... - I can play a teacher or something.
- Playing a judge is hard. - He's wearing shorts.
(The weight of the judge's robe was too much to bear.)
- How can I act like a judge? - I can't play a judge.
I can't.
It was like, "Okay. I got you."
(Revealing the second person to be eliminated)
I'll announce the person who is eliminated.
- I'll announce it. - Me too.
(Who is the second person to be eliminated?)
I'll announce the person who is eliminated.
Playing a judge is...
(Se Chan is eliminated.)
Thank goodness.
Thank goodness. I can't do it.
- I can't do it either. - Because of the "Current Court."
(Se Chan got a headache from playing doctor and judge.)
- Why are you eliminated? - It's the "Current Court."
- I can't do this. - Please leave, Se Chan.
Wear your blindfold.
(They put on the eye patch again.)
I'll get used to it.
I can't play a judge. It's hard.
The judge at the "Current Court."
They're dying.
They're like, "I can't do this."
(Se Chan becomes the second person to be eliminated.)
This is hard.
- Let's go. - I'll get eliminated this time.
(Moving to the next room)
- Me too. - Where are we?
(What's the third topic about?)
Okay.
Can we take it off?
- Take it off. - Take it off.
(They're scientists here for the Nobel Prize.)
I'm in trouble.
- What's this? We're scientists. - Scientists.
(2022 Nobel Prizes in science go to 5 scientists including Jae Suk.)
This year's Nobel Prize in Chemistry went to the scientist...
who studied and developed antibodies and enzymes using evolution.
(You need to know difficult science terms to play a Nobel Prize winner.)
- What's this? It's scientists. - It's scientists.
- Let's sit. - Let's sit down.
- Gosh, this is... - We...
Here they go again.
They will sit down, check the hierarchy, and argue.
(They'll sit down, check their rankings, and fight.)
- Scientists who came to receive... - Sit down.
(The scientists sit down first.)
What did you study?
I studied stem cells.
What stem cells?
- Muscles and tendons. - Okay.
- Muscles and tendons? - Yes. For regeneration.
(Jong Kook tries to dominate the skit by using the exercise terms.)
Stem cells...
to regenerate...
damaged muscles and tendons.
- Isn't he a YouTuber? - Yes?
(The scientist influencer also has a personal channel.)
- I saw you often. - I do that too.
- I have my own channel too. - You do?
- How about you? - Actually,
(What's Dr. Ji's field?)
I'm the first one...
- The kidney of a pig. - The kidney of a pig?
- Transplant? - Oh, I see.
You're running a pork belly restaurant?
- The kidney of a pig. - Pork...
(Mr. Ji runs a special cut barbecue restaurant.)
I transplanted it into a human body for the first time.
The person has survived for eight years.
(Transplanted)
- Didn't he pass away recently? - Who is it?
- Sorry? - Who is it?
Would you even know if I say his name?
(When he can't think of an ad-lib, he talks casually.)
Why do you speak informally?
- Gosh. - Is he alive?
He's James.
There they go. They will start arguing. Look.
In addition,
(Yet, he continues the skit.)
as the result was successful, I had more time.
So I made seedless avocados.
(As people don't pay attention to the pig's heart,)
- Seedless avocados? - Seedless avocados?
(Dr. Ji brings up a new topic.)
- Don't you like avocados? - Are you a successor of Dr. Woo?
Seedless humpkins.
You're the doctor from "Parasite," right?
- He's... - It's...
Seedless "humpkins?"
(He got his tongue twisted as he couldn't think of ad-libs.)
Seedless what?
What are seedless "humpkins?"
Isn't he Dr. Nose?
Dr. Nose?
(Suk Jin becomes Dr. Nose.)
- Oh, Dr. Nose? - Dr. Nose.
The master of origami, right?
Dr. Nose is a nickname.
(Stuttering)
- It's a nickname. - Yes.
(Out of ad-lib)
- I... - So...
(Knocking)
Come in.
(An item for the skit is coming.)
This is what I study. Give it to me.
(It's a stone.)
This is what I study. Give it to me.
(They flock as soon as they see the stone.)
So it was here. This is the heart of a pig.
No, it's not.
- It's the heart of a pig. - It's a stone.
(Suk Jin argues the stone is the pig's heart.)
- It's from the moon. - I didn't know it was here.
(Meanwhile, these two are zoning out.)
It's from the moon.
Watching them here,
I can see those who are uneducated can't join.
(Since they don't know anything about it,)
Those who are uneducated can't join.
Haha and So Min are quiet.
(they can't participate.)
I study human history.
I've been studying the Old Stone Age again.
- That's what you've been doing? - I study how to prevent aging.
So you study skin?
(Dr. Yoo studies anti-aging with the stone.)
- I'm sorry. - How old are you?
- Anti-aging properties. - Excuse me.
- I... - Anti-aging properties.
- Actually, this is... - Yes.
Ji Hyo.
- Is this Ji Hyo? - Did she turn into this?
(Dr. Kim granted Ji Hyo's wish to become a stone.)
- She was born as a stone. - She was born as a stone?
She wanted to be born as a stone.
- That's what she said. - I turned her into a stone.
This is an artificial heart I made.
- What? - It's beating.
- You know what? - What?
I don't think you're good at role-playing.
It looks like a liver.
(Dr. Ji never stops talking about the pig's heart.)
- The shape is... - I think it's a liver.
This is...
(It's difficult for others to respond to Suk Jin's ad-lib.)
- Isn't it more like a liver? - This is a heart.
I think you're practicing BTS dance.
(Suk Jin runs out of ad-lib.)
This is...
- Guys. - This is the human heart.
I don't know if I can say this,
but you know Nature,
- Nature? - the world's leading journal.
(Nature is a world-famous science journal.)
- I know Nature. - I know it.
- I know it. - Recently,
the world praised me for my work on anti-aging substances.
(Boasting)
I'm sorry, but do you not use those substances for yourself?
- The ones you developed. - I...
I'm not sure if you're going to believe it, but I was born in 1930.
- You were born in 1930? - I was born in 1927.
(He attacks him as soon as he said his age as if he has been waiting.)
- How... - Is it the anti-aging properties?
- What did you use? - Yes.
- Hey. - Why?
- You were born in 1927? - You can't do it to someone older.
- He's older than you. - Were you born in 1927?
- Yes. - Sir.
(The scientists only focus on age...)
You punk.
They always...
(when they're here for the Nobel Prize.)
- Don't use a casual tone with me. - You were born early.
- In which year were you born? - Me?
- That's right, - I was born in 1966.
You punk.
(Slapping)
There is no way you were born in 1930.
(When he has nothing to say, he slaps people.)
I was born in 1930.
You don't look that way.
- You went through liberation. - That's right.
(The age issue involves liberation.)
- He went through the war too. - For a second...
Here is the thing. Back in the day,
- my family members were nobles. - I see.
Do you think our family members were commoners?
- So my old habits came out. - I am sorry,
but you stopped talking about science.
I waited for this moment.
(The development is exactly the same as the judge skit.)
You stopped talking about science.
- You are talking about history. - No.
(They only focus on the pecking order.)
I am sorry that I slapped you.
I had a mortal enemy.
A mortal enemy?
(Dr. Ji kisses the stone all of a sudden.)
- Why did you suddenly kiss a rock? - Why did you kiss a rock?
My goodness. What did you do to Ji Hyo?
What are you doing?
(He suddenly kisses the stone during the skit.)
Why did you suddenly kiss a rock?
- Why did you kiss Ji Hyo? - What did you do to Ji Hyo?
What was that?
- Suddenly... - This is my invention.
- Still, it's Ji Hyo. - This isn't Ji Hyo.
(Grabbing)
You punk.
- Suddenly... - Why did you kiss Ji Hyo?
- It's my artificial heart. - Why did you kiss Ji Hyo?
They are fighting again.
- It's my artificial heart. - Why did you kiss Ji Hyo?
(The pig heart expert kissed the wrong object.)
- Why did you kiss Ji Hyo? - Is this Ji Hyo?
- All right, everyone. - Okay.
Now, I will share...
- the research findings. - Go ahead.
- Give me a break. - Go ahead.
- Go ahead. - Share the research findings.
(He suddenly pretends to be a doctor in the middle of the fight.)
- Let's hear them. - Hey!
He will share the research findings.
He thinks he is a doctor.
Give me a break.
- Go ahead. - Let's hear them.
(He finds it absurd too.)
I want to find out how he got the Nobel Prize.
Like I said earlier,
my research covered the origin of mankind...
and the Paleolithic Period.
You might think that this is a simple rock,
(He won't talk about the research results.)
but there is a reason why it was used as an axe.
- Keep going. What is it about? - What?
- Keep going. - Keep going.
- Scientists. - Yes?
(At that moment)
Please gather around in the corridor.
(Round 3 ends.)
I didn't get to talk about this rock.
(The Nobel Prize scientist skit was the hardest.)
- That was insane. - It was so hard.
I hope I survive.
- Are there four rooms? - Who will be eliminated this time?
(Who will be the third member to get eliminated?)
- Let's see it. - For goodness' sake.
(Jeon So Min is out.)
- Okay. - So Min.
(So Min got eliminated.)
- I understand. - So Min got eliminated.
(Dr. Jeon barely said a word.)
- So Min. - Jae Suk.
So Min, take the rock.
Take it. It will be funny.
- It won't come out. - All right.
(Now, Round 4 is the last round.)
- Take off the blindfold. - Okay.
(What will be the setting for the last improv comedy?)
Right now...
- Right now... - My goodness.
(Summit meeting)
I am the president.
This weekend, the G7 Summit will take place.
(Presidents from around the world will discuss various issues in...)
The heads of government will choose a new future vision.
(R4 Summit.)
Right now...
- My goodness. - I am the president.
(The 4 presidents enter.)
- Pretending to be a doctor... - There is a pattern.
- was too... - When they enter,
they briefly play their roles.
(They first check their roles.)
Then the topic of age comes up and they begin to fight.
(Then they check their age.)
(A fight occurs next.)
- That's it. - I couldn't enter the conversation.
(It's the same pattern.)
I couldn't. Is it a summit meeting?
How... Now...
(They aren't sure about how to play the president.)
The heads of the four countries came together for a summit meeting.
It's nice to meet you.
(Serious)
- Today, - I must sign this.
- we have many things to decide on. - I have something to do.
I apologize, but I need to launch a nuclear weapon.
Pardon?
(Suk Jin says he has to launch a nuclear weapon at the summit.)
- A nuclear weapon? - Are you insane?
- President Ji. - Well,
(Suk Jin's being absurd from the start.)
- it's only an experiment. - Listen.
Where are you having that experiment?
We are here to discuss the spread of nuclear arms.
(The first issue: Prevention of nuclear weapons around the world)
- It's a sensitive issue. - It's a sensitive issue indeed.
How could you bring it up so easily?
- It's just that... - Listen.
When will you pay me back?
- Do I owe you money? - When will you pay me back?
(Angry)
How much do I owe?
For goodness' sake.
- Suk Jin. - Yes?
I apologize for calling you by your name.
President Ji.
- Seriously. - Call me Pre-Ji.
How did you become the president?
I became one through a national election.
- I am sorry, but... - Was there an election?
- Of course. - You used illegal means.
What are you talking about?
- Don't say that! - I heard such rumors.
(Angry)
(He is bad at acting.)
They will talk about seniority again.
You turned the nation upside down.
(The dispute over illegal elections becomes serious.)
- Because of you, - It's a matter of my country.
- people are suffering. - In your country,
(Every time they have a skit, they're always mad.)
- people want a new president. - It's insane.
For how many years have you been the president?
The approval rating is at 68 percent.
- Excuse me? - What's your approval rating?
- What's up with that tone? - Yours is at 15 percent.
- Hold on. - No one can become the president...
- with that approval rating. - Hold on.
(President Ji speaks without thinking.)
There are rumors that you fabricated the rating.
You took over the media.
You fabricated the rating.
You banned social media.
- What is my country anyway? - You banned handwritten letters.
(Reality hit)
- What is my country anyway? - Seriously.
(Only the worst countries are here for the summit.)
Which country is it? That's another country.
- Pink country, yellow country, etc. - Is that so?
They will talk about private matters now.
Four countries' summit meeting.
Did you go on a hunger strike?
Baldness runs in my family.
(As expected, they begin to talk about private matters.)
- You have hair. - Baldness runs in my family.
- For goodness' sake. - I can't believe these people.
Protruding trap runs in your family.
- Trap? - Listen.
Criticizing appearances won't do you any good.
- What are you talking about? - You have a protruding trap.
(The appearance is the most serious issue.)
Among these four people,
I am number two in terms of appearances.
- For goodness' sake. - This is driving me crazy.
- What are you talking about? - We are number one and number two.
(An intense conflict between ugly presidents)
- Give me a break. - You are at the very bottom.
- And... - What will you do if it's a lie?
- President Kim. - Yes?
(Next question is for President Kim.)
I don't know about anything else,
but you give children protein-centered meals.
- All the kids are getting gout. - The kids...
Children need to eat balanced meals.
(His protein-based meals are nutritionally imbalanced.)
Those brats should look after their own health.
"Those brats?"
They are responsible for it.
(The presidents have a quarrel.)
- They are your people. - As the president,
you should look out for the citizens.
- They eat other food too. - By the people, for the people.
(Throwing in everything he knows)
Other food they eat will give them...
(Counterclaim)
- carbohydrates and fat. - How did you become the president?
The government just gives them protein.
- How did you become the president? - Excuse me?
I fought, okay?
We had a UFC-style election.
- You fought? - Yes.
(The strange country selects the president through a fight.)
- Was that how you got elected? - Yes.
(The best fighter among all presidents in the world)
- That was how I got elected. - Let's not mind him.
- Excuse me? - We should talk without him.
- What's the GNP in that country? - Mister.
- Forget about GNP. - I have a problem with this.
How could you doodle...
(President Ji scribbled during the summit.)
- during a summit meeting? - I didn't doodle.
- What are you doing? - I didn't doodle.
I was thinking about GDP and GNP.
GDP and GNP? What's the GDP in your country?
- He is saying everything he knows. - What's the GDP in your country?
(He's pouring out all the terms he knows.)
It's over 50,000 dollars.
I bet the Ji family monopolized everything.
- Seriously. - In the past few years,
everyone struggled due to COVID-19.
(The third issue: Solution to COVID-19 pandemic)
We should think of a solution.
Opening up the borders to tourists is a sensitive issue.
- Okay. - Come to my country.
- Come. Send the tourists. - Why won't you open up the borders?
(President Kim attracts tourists as if he's touting.)
I will talk to the ministry of foreign affairs.
- Come. - Hold on.
Their citizens can come, but not yours.
- Your citizens can't come. - Why not?
- Hold on. - He is a nuisance.
It doesn't matter...
because neither my citizens nor I want to go to this country.
All my citizens were upset about President Ji participating...
(They block each other's country.)
- in this summit meeting. - Nonsense.
(At that moment, water guns appear.)
The country is too small.
- In this summit meeting. - Nonsense.
The country is too small.
- Stay still! - Hold on.
- Please give me one. - Hey.
- Stay still! - Hold on.
(Seizing all water guns)
- Please give me one. - Hey.
- Stay still! - Hold on. Please give me one.
(President Kim uses steel.)
This is the reason why I asked for a summit meeting.
- Sit down. - Calm down.
(World War is about to declared.)
- Sit down. - Calm down.
- Calm down. I will use this. - That's a chamber pot.
- I will throw this. - He wants to pee.
(The latest weapons raise the tension.)
- I will detonate a bomb. - Stay still.
- I have a bomb. - I will throw this.
- Sit down. - Stay still. I will pour this.
- Stay still. - I will pour this.
- I will put this on my head. - Sit down.
- I will put this on my head. - Stay still.
- I will put this on my head. - Sit down.
(He suddenly provokes them.)
Sit down.
- Stay still. - Don't come near me.
- I will put this on my head. - Stay still.
- Stay still. - Step down as president.
- What? - Step down as president.
- I will do that if you save me. - Step down.
(President Ji resigns due to a threat.)
- Sit down. - You have been one for too long.
I was elected by the people.
- Sign it. - Sign what?
Sign a document that waives taxes on my citizens.
Customs. Customs clearance. That thing.
Don't you know the words?
- Listen. - Aren't you the president?
(President Kim uses the water gun to force FTA.)
Waive the duty.
- Duty-free. - But the free trade policies...
- Don't make me shoot. - Okay.
(Approaching)
- Where are you going? - It's nothing.
(President Ji got caught fleeing.)
- Hey. Where are you going? - It's nothing.
- What are you doing? - He is trying to run.
- Sit down. - Duty-free.
(Calm down.)
- Sign it. - Okay.
- Sign it. - President Kim.
Let's have an FTA, a free trade agreement.
FTA?
(Aiming)
I will give you FTA.
(Sudden dialect)
- I will do that. - Why are you using a dialect?
I will give you FTA.
- Don't make me shoot. - Shoot!
(Shooting relentlessly)
It's a war!
- Shoot! - Die!
(A water bomb war breaks out.)
- Shoot! - Die!
(Since they ran out of things to talk about,)
It's a war!
(an armed conflict occurs out of nowhere.)
Die!
- Hurrah! - All of us will die.
All of us will die.
Die!
- All of us will die. - Die!
(It's a complete mess.)
- Freedom! - It's a disaster.
The summit meeting ended like that.
- All of us will die. - Die!
(It ends with bloodshed.)
- Freedom! - It's a disaster.
- A disaster. - Presidents, please gather around.
(The lame summit ends.)
(All skits end.)
We are really bad at this.
Each one is the same.
- The buildup is the same. - Seriously.
- The buildup. - You begin.
(The pattern of Running Man's skit is obvious.)
- We say everything we know. - "How old are you?"
- My goodness. Please sit down. - Dr. Yoo.
(Pattern 1: Use a polite tone to ask everyone to sit down.)
Let's sit down.
- Come here. - Sir.
- When did you pass? - When did you pass?
(Pattern 2: Bring up seniority when you have nothing to say.)
- He's a junior. - I'm the 29th.
- I'm the 25th! - You're the 25th?
(Pattern 3: When someone answers,)
- I'm the 23rd. - I'm the 21st.
(claim that you have seniority.)
(Waiting for the talk of seniority)
I was born in 1927.
(It always ends in a dogfight.)
- It's a war! - Shoot!
(Every improv comedy proceeded the same way.)
- Shoot! - Die!
The costumes change, but the plot doesn't.
We wait for someone to ask, "How old are you?"
We fight because we have no knowledge.
(Announcing the final result)
Thus, Ji Hyo is in 7th place since she got eliminated 1st.
Se Chan is in 6th place and So Min is in 5th place.
(So Min places 5th. Se Chan places 6th. Ji Hyo places 7th.)
- I won't get any coins, right? - As for the four remaining members,
(The result of the last summit)
we counted the advanced terms and expressions you used.
In first place is Jae Suk.
- In second place is Jong Kook. - Why?
- In 3rd place is Haha. - Why am I in 4th place?
- In fourth place is Suk Jin. - I used advanced terms.
GDP.
- This changes things. - What should I do?
(The skit mission is now over.)
- Can I enter? - Yes.
(It's time to distribute the coins again.)
Okay.
Can you leave some coins behind?
Jae Suk, leave us some coins.
- Let's see. - I need one more for flogging.
(Jae Suk, who won 1st place, has 13 coins at the moment.)
Jae Suk, you don't need to take a lot.
(11-14 coins: Fresh cream bomb)
I don't have any coins.
Leave us some coins.
Of course.
Watch your hands.
(35 coins are now available.)
(He starts grabbing the coins as soon as he sees them.)
He is taking them all.
(He's sweeping them up.)
He is taking them all. He isn't leaving any coins behind.
(Hearing the sound)
- He is taking them all. - He is taking them all.
(30-39 coins: Drinking sophora root tea)
He isn't leaving any coins behind.
(He took 20 coins.)
There is no need for hope.
- Listen to that sound. - He took all the coins.
All right.
Please. They might strategize and not take any more coins.
(Next up is Jong Kook, who has 15 coins.)
- I don't have any coins. - Who will do the flogging?
(24-29 coins: Flogging)
Jong Kook, you don't need that many coins.
(If he just takes 9, the penalty will be changed to flogging.)
You have a lot of coins. You don't need more.
(What will his choice be?)
(24-29 coins: Flogging)
- It's because... - Settle with the fresh cream.
(He took 10 coins.)
I am done.
(Next up is Haha, who only has 5 coins.)
Haha.
- Go easy on us. Dance to BTS. - I guess there aren't any coins.
(There are only 5 coins left.)
Haha, dancing to BTS is a better choice.
(4-6 coins: Dance to BTS...)
Haha, you will dance to BTS, right?
(and get applauded in the lobby without cameras)
(7-10 coins: Getting a bucket of ink poured on you)
- Haha, I don't have any coins. - You get greedy.
If you take more coins, you will get a bucket of ink.
(If he takes 2, it'll change to the ink bucket penalty.)
Ink and fresh cream are the worst.
Hold on.
I decided to be nice and left some coins behind.
(What will Haha do?)
I left some coins behind.
- I left some coins behind. - Okay.
(He only took 1.)
(4-6 coins: Dance to BTS...)
I took it easy.
(and get applauded in the lobby without cameras)
(There are only 4 coins left now.)
- I guess there aren't any. - Right?
- I took it easy. - Se Chan, I guess there aren't any.
So Min will need to go to Jamsil.
I will need to go to Jamsil.
(Suk Jin has 4 coins at the moment.)
(4-6 coins: Dance to BTS...)
Let's dance together.
(and get applauded in the lobby without cameras)
He is choosing between penalties, right?
That's right.
He is choosing a better one.
(Seriously pondering)
Everyone prefers different things.
(Dancing to BTS versus a bucket of ink)
(4-6 coins: Dance to BTS...)
Okay. I will think about it.
(and get applauded in the lobby without cameras)
(He took 2, so it's the BTS penalty now.)
Suk Jin decided to dance to BTS so that he can stay clean.
- That's right. - I left some coins behind.
(2 coins are offered to So Min, who currently has no coins at all.)
So Min can choose the next penalty.
She will carry out the penalty for the opening next week.
(0-1 coin: Walk across Jamsil's sky bridge)
Let's wear a costume and makeup for the opening.
(2-3 coins: Wear a costume and makeup for the opening)
It's the most bothersome.
(She has 2 options.)
- The opening or the sky bridge. - The opening.
(The sky bridge or wearing a costume next week?)
You have a choice now.
- You gave her that choice. - Yes.
- So Min. - I gave her that choice.
(I'll pass.)
- Go with the opening. - You have one more chance.
Didn't you take any?
(So Min chose the sky bridge.)
I can't believe it. I left those coins for you.
I prefer the sky bridge.
(Se Chan has 23 coins at the moment.)
(19-23 coins: Face rubbing)
Okay.
(Pass)
Next.
The coins reached the end.
(For the first time,)
(there are coins left at the end because they were mindful.)
- Everyone is adjusting now. - Everyone is adjusting now.
- All right. - Okay.
(The last 2 coins automatically go to Ji Hyo.)
The distribution is over.
Please gather around.
I will give you the rules.
This is your last chance...
- to avoid the worst penalty. - What is it?
A single choice will change the rankings...
- in Choice Playbook. - Oh, no.
(Final Mission: Choice Playbook)
On the three tables that will be brought in...
(On the 3 tables, they'll find...)
- will have signs for places. - Really?
(a sign for each ranking from number 1 to 7.)
- The first place. - That's so simple.
Table 1 has the 1st and 7th places.
Table 2 has the 2nd and 6th places.
Table 3 has the 3rd, 4th, and 5th places.
Pick the table you want.
If more people want the same table, decide by rock-paper-scissors.
(They'll pick a table and randomly choose a sign.)
So Min, you have to aim for the first place.
Who will go for the 1st or 7th place?
(Raise your hand if you want the table for numbers 1 and 7.)
- The 1st or 7th place? - The 1st or 7th place?
(So Min and Suk Jin raised their hands.)
- The two of them. - Hold on. The 1st or 7th place?
- Me too. - Play rock-paper-scissors.
- Come on. - Why?
The member who is the first place...
(He thinks it'll be pointless if he doesn't get number 1.)
- won't leave any coins behind. - Seriously.
- He or she will take everything. - So we have to aim for it.
- I will go for table one. - Same here.
The 1st or 7th place.
- Which one? - The 1st or 7th place.
(Haha, So Min, Jong Kook, and Suk Jin...)
- The 1st or 7th place. - The 1st or 7th place.
(chose the table for numbers 1 and 7.)
There are 4 people who want the 1st or 7th place.
(Jae Suk, Ji Hyo, and Se Chan...)
- The 2nd or 6th place. - The 2nd or 6th place.
(picked the table for numbers 2 and 6.)
There are 2 people who want the 2nd or 6th place.
(2 of them will be sent to a different table.)
Two of you will go to the table with 3rd, 4th, and 5th places.
- The 1st or 7th place. - Yes.
- Rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper-scissors.
(So Min and Suk Jin got the table for numbers 1 and 7.)
The 2 of you will go to the table with 3rd, 4th, and 5th places.
- Please. - One of you will also go there.
(The others have to play rock-paper-scissors too.)
- Rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper-scissors.
(1 and 7: So Min, Suk Jin)
Bring in the tables.
(2 and 6: Ji Hyo, Se Chan)
(3, 4, and 5: Jong Kook, Haha, Jae Suk)
- The seventh place. - I love it.
- I love it. - I love it.
You will either be the 1st place or 7th place.
(They'll start with the table for numbers 1 and 7.)
- If So Min gets the first place, - That's right.
(This is So Min's golden opportunity to turn things around.)
she will get the sophora root tea.
- Hold it up at the same time. - Who knows what So Min will pick?
- This is nerve-racking. - Sophora root tea.
(Will she win first place or come in dead last?)
I am so nervous. What should I do?
- I should have gotten this table. - Look at that.
(All eyes are on her.)
I should have gotten this table.
This one looks dreary. I will choose the other one.
- All right. Just grab it. - Hold it up at the same time.
(It'll either be the first or the last place.)
- All right. - Please let it be the first place.
If it's the first place, you will be set.
Hold it up. One, two...
(They made their choices.)
One, two, three.
(Who will take the 1st place?)
Three.
(7th place, 1st place)
(So Min got the 1st place.)
(She runs around screaming.)
Jong Kook, it's meaningless.
(A miraculous story of the Jamsil sky bridge girl)
- It's meaningless. - She will take all the coins.
Okay!
- Jong Kook, it's meaningless. - It's meaningless.
She will take all the coins.
So Min will take all the coins.
(Unlucky Big Nose got the last place.)
She came from behind.
- Okay. - She came from behind.
(So Min with zero coins miraculously came in first place.)
Please go ahead. She might not take all the coins.
You never know.
- You never know. - The 2nd or 6th place.
(The others make their choices too.)
- Which one do you want? - One, two, three.
(1st place So Min, 7th place Suk Jin)
Ji Hyo got the second place.
(2nd place Ji Hyo, 6th place Se Chan)
It's meaningless.
One, two, three.
- The 3rd place. - The 4th place.
(3th, 4th, 5th places: Haha, Jae Suk, Jong Kook)
Please enter the box.
(The last batch of coins will decide their penalty.)
- The fourth place... - It's meaningless.
It's meaningless.
(How will the 35 coins be distributed?)
I won't get any coins.
It's meaningless to be first place.
All right.
- It's too bad. - Tell me about your stories.
We have no stories. Just go.
(The 1st place winner is on a power trip.)
- Just go. - No.
We have enough coins for the penalties we want.
We are satisfied. You can have the sophora root tea.
(I don't care.)
Hold on.
(She keeps trying to communicate with the others.)
- Sophora root tea. - How many coins do you have?
- I can't tell you. - Come on.
So Min, I know you want to enjoy the power, but just do it.
- We are okay. - I have to take...
the remaining coins, right?
Yes.
(Suk Jin is worried about taking more coins.)
If I end up taking more coins...
- You won't get coins. - A bucket of ink, right?
- We will start the conveyor belt. - Okay.
(The last batch of coins is available now.)
So Min should take everything.
I bet she will take all the coins.
(Everyone thinks she'll take all the coins.)
- She should do that. - I bet she will do that.
So Min doesn't have any coins, so she will take everything.
(So Min has many options now.)
- Take 30 coins for the tea. - Yes. Take 30 coins.
That's right.
You don't need to go all the way to the sophora root tea.
You need 30 coins for the sophora root tea.
Take 24 coins for flogging.
Let's leave the remaining coins and give Suk Jin a bucket of ink.
Yes.
(7-10 coins: Have a bucket of ink poured on you)
- You don't need to do that. - What do you think?
(No, thanks.)
(They all want Seok Sam to get a bucket of ink.)
- I will get the tea. - Let's give him that penalty.
- That's right. - That's right.
Hey!
Hold on.
(Meanwhile, So Min thinks hard.)
- That's right. - That's right.
I picked the penalty I want.
Go on.
Flogging isn't so bad.
(But...)
- What? - That's right.
So Min, what's this? Hold on.
Why?
(So Min left 20 coins!)
Let's give Suk Jin three coins.
You dance to BTS if you have 4 to 6 coins.
(Ji Hyo takes 10 additional coins.)
So Min, which penalty will you get?
The water bucket.
(15-18 coins: Getting a bucket of water poured on you)
Are you satisfied with that?
That way, they will receive worse penalties.
- You are incredible. - Worse penalties.
(She left many coins so the others...)
I respect you so much.
(couldn't get the penalty they wanted.)
That way, they will receive worse penalties.
You dance to BTS if you have 4 to 6 coins.
(These guys are busy talking about the ink show.)
- Suk Jin has at least four coins. - There is no need...
(7-10 coins: Have a bucket of ink poured on you)
(11-14 coins: Fresh cream bomb)
to worry about me.
(The remaining coins get delivered to Haha.)
- There is no need... - What?
- What? - to worry about me.
(There are 10 coins.)
- So getting applauded is a must. - People will applaud.
(Haha gave up and settled on dancing to BTS.)
There are remaining coins.
(Dance to BTS and get applauded in the lobby without cameras.)
(He controlled the number of coins for that.)
Okay. I only took a few.
What?
(To his surprise, he now has other options.)
Haha, leave some coins behind for the ink bucket.
Die.
(If that is the case...)
(Haha makes a sacrifice for the ink project.)
Die.
- Is he sending the coins? - What?
- He is loyal. - Why are there so many coins?
- Really? - Really?
(Surprisingly, there are many coins left.)
Perhaps your plan will fall through.
Hold on. Maybe I should take some coins.
(Then will he choose a different penalty?)
You need to spare me 3 or 4 coins.
Where?
- You need to spare me 3 or 4 coins. - Where?
(He's getting anxious.)
- If you want the ink show... - The ink bucket.
- If you want the ink show, - I see.
I should get four coins. Then the ink show will take place.
(Member of the Ink Show Committee)
(The main performer of the ink show is very nervous.)
I see. Jong Kook, do you want the sophora root tea?
If it's possible, I will go for it.
(They begin to calculate the number of coins.)
Otherwise, I will enjoy the ink show.
- In that case... - In that case...
How many coins does Suk Jin have?
- Let's enjoy the tea together. - I will leave you ten coins then.
(Jae Suk decides not to take more coins.)
I will send you four coins.
Five coins for the fresh cream.
(Jong Kook leaves 4 coins.)
I will send you four coins.
(We spot a mysterious smile on Suk Jin's face...)
- Suk Jin. - All right.
(as 4 coins arrive in front of Se Chan.)
- How many coins do you have? - I can't tell you that.
- What? - I can't tell you that.
- Can't you tell me? - I can't tell you that.
(The ink show is about to happen.)
How bothersome.
(Se Chan can choose flogging if he just has 1 more coin.)
How many coins will you give me?
Enjoy that ink.
(24-29 coins: Flogging)
Please take the remaining coins.
(The 4 coins arrive in front of Suk Jin.)
He has to take them.
Must I take them?
Yes.
Please count the coins you have.
(Suk Jin takes 4.)
(They tell the others the number of coins they have.)
- So Min, how many do you have? - I have 15 coins.
(15-18 coins: Getting a bucket of water poured on you)
So Min has 15 coins.
(30-39 coins: Drinking sophora root tea)
I have 31 coins.
Ji Hyo has 31 coins.
(4-6 coins: Dance to BTS...)
I have six coins.
(and get applauded in the lobby without cameras.)
Haha has six coins.
(One by one, their penalties are decided.)
I have 33 coins.
Jae Suk has 33 coins. Sophora root tea.
(30-39 coins: Drinking sophora root tea)
(19-23 coins: Face rubbing)
I have 23 coins.
Se Chan has 23 coins. Face rubbing.
(30-39 coins: Drinking sophora root tea)
I have 31 coins.
- Sophora root tea. - Sophora root tea.
(Finally, it's Suk Jin's turn.)
- Suk Jin. - Suk Jin, how many do you have?
- I have 10 coins. - He has 10 coins.
(7-10 coins: Have a bucket of ink poured on you)
He will give us the ink show.
(The ink show will actually happen.)
- He got exactly 10 coins. - Had he gotten 1 more,
(The fact that he has exactly 10 coins gives us goosebumps.)
- it would have been fresh cream. - Are you a team?
(Seok Sam will be the main performer in the ink show.)
- Had you given me 1 more, - I told you that he has 6 coins.
it would have been fresh cream.
(With just 1 more, he could've gotten the fresh cream penalty.)
Must you see me get hit with an ink bucket?
- Next week, it will be a war. - You didn't tell us the number.
(The ink show fans worked very hard to make this happen.)
Let's bring in the sophora root tea first.
(They'll carry out their penalties one by one.)
- Two cups of sophora root tea. - It's bitter.
(Penalty 1: Drinking sophora root tea)
There is a variety of penalties today.
The taste makes your stomach churn.
This is...
(Sophora root tea is bitter but healthy.)
I can smell it from here.
- All right. Thank you. - The sophora root tea.
(Drinking sophora root tea that will taste bitter all day)
- It's good for your health. - It smells really...
- It has a strong smell. - I can smell it from here.
(Shutting her eyes tight)
- Gosh, Jae Suk. - Don't do that.
Drink it up.
(Ji Hyo, Jae Suk, and Jong Kook complete their penalty.)
The three of them are done.
(Penalty 2, face rubbing)
Next is face rubbing.
- Close your eyes. - This is the worst.
(Coloring the face carefully)
- This is the worst. - He looks like a fish.
He's really ugly.
He looks just like a fish.
I think I need to do it again.
What's that?
Se Chan got the worst penalty.
(Se Chan makes a weird printing and completes his penalty.)
I know. This is the worst.
(Penalty 3, water bucket and ink bucket)
Now bring in water buckets.
One, two, three.
(So Min wanted the water bucket.)
(She gets a cool shower.)
It's so cold.
All right.
(Now, it's the ink show time.)
- Life can't always be fun. - Are you all right?
This will also leave me with a good memory.
Oh, no.
(The ink show)
- Oh, no. - It's a face rubbing.
(It turns into a body rubbing.)
You should take a face rubbing.
Suk Jin. You don't need black spray on your head.
(He gets thick hair.)
He has a good head of hair.
You have very thick hair.
Gosh, this is the worst one.
(Suk Jin's ink show was entertaining.)
- This is the worst. - This is horrible.
This is too much for ten coins.
You don't need to dye your hair.
(Now, only Haha's penalty remains.)
Thank you for your hard work. Haha will go downstairs now.
All right.
(Penalty 4, do BTS dance in the lobby and get applause)
- Thank you all for today. - Thank you.
Your penalty is better.
(The lobby is quiet in the afternoon.)
This is so awkward. How would I do this?
Am I supposed to dance just like this?
In the middle?
(A huge stage for him)
Gosh, this is so embarrassing.
Gosh, I just can't bring myself to dance.
(People are having tea time here.)
I can't do this. My goodness.
(He needs to dance and get applauded here.)
Can you join me, Jae Suk?
(It's a lonely performance without cameras and colleagues.)
(Music play)
Gosh, I just can't start dancing.
(The BTS song is playing on Haha's phone.)
I can't do this.
(Walking by)
(Dancer Ha starts dancing.)
(In the indifference of people,)
(he shows his performance art.)
(People start paying attention to the middle-aged man's grooves.)
(Making a bow)
(He tries to interact with the audience to get applauded.)
(But all he gets is a lukewarm response.)
(What the heck...)
(He tries to target some of the audience.)
(A dance performance from up close)
(The performance ends with a grand finale.)
(Right at the moment...)
(The audience finally gives him welcoming applause.)
(Thank you!)
(Running away)
(Dancer Ha fought against humiliation...)
I'm so embarrassed.
(and finished his penalty.)
(Once upon a time...)
What are you?
I'm Nolboo, you punk.
(Two Nolboos under the same roof?)
- I'm Nolboo. - No, I'm Nolboo.
Which one of you is Nolboo?
- I'm Nolboo. - No, I'm Nolboo.
(Someone is lying.)
- What are you? - I'm his wife.
(Two people are insisting that they are Madam Ppaengdeok.)
- Can I get some food? - What are you?
(And there are three Heungboos?)
Why do we have so many Heungboos?
That Heungboo...
(He's somewhat bleary-eyed.)
is somewhat bleary-eyed.
He's trying to seduce someone.
Heungboos can't fall in love with each other.
Today's race is called Running Chronicles.
(Into the traditional fairy tales...)
- I knew you were a fake. - You wench...
(They have to single out the fake.)
(Uninvited guests who are here to ruin the fairy tales)
- Honey. - No.
(A chase to identify the fakes)
Catch him!
- His face... - Seriously...
It's just that he's ugly.
(They all are thrown into confusion.)
- Se Chan. - Ji Hyo.
(How will the fairy tale end?)
You corrupt official! Don't you dare!
(Running Story)