Wait...don't cum... 等等…不要射了噢…
赶紧选了就行 More than anything, I just want this moment to end.
不下一注吗 Not betting?
不了 谢谢 Not for me. Thanks.
看起来很无情对吧 Seems a little harsh, doesn't it?
他们也就是发泄一下 It's just people letting off steam.
这工作不简单 也多亏他们想出这主意了 This job isn't easy, however those clowns may behave.
主管们知道咱们这些事吗 Does the director. Do they know about this downstairs?
只要楼上的情况一切正常 The director doesn't care about this stuff,
那些人照着程序走的话 as long as everything goes smoothly upstairs,
他们根本不在乎这个 as long as the kids do as they're told.
但这已经是板上钉钉的事了啊 But then it's fixed.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
结果本来就由你们控制 还赌个什么劲儿 How can you wager on this when you control the outcome?
不 我们只负责把他们引导地窖里让他们选 No, we just get 'em in the cellar. They take it from there.
选择是完全由他们自己决定的 No, they have to make the choice of their own free will.
否则整个系统就会失效 Otherwise the system doesn't work.
这就像一个征兆一样 It's like the harbinger.
那种古老瘆人告诉你"你快死了"的征兆 It's this creepy old fuck, practically wears a sign, "You will die."
为什么要把整个系统布置在那儿 Why do we put them there? The system.
他们会忽视这个系统 They have to choose to ignore them,
然后在地窖里选择要面对的东西 and they have to choose what happens in the cellar.
我们只在必要时控制事态 Yeah, we rig the game as much as we need to,
但最终的结果是不可违背的 but in the end, they don't transgress.
我们不会主动惩罚他们 They can't be punished.
Truman 下一注怎么样 快开始了哦 So what's it gonna be, Truman? You in? Window's closing.
不了 I'm fine.
好吧 Okay.
搞定 伙计们 That's it, gang!
停止接注了 The board is locked!
开始狂欢吧 Oh, let's get this party started!
一起来狂欢吧 Let's get this party started!
给你 There you go.
好了 到我了 Okay, my turn.
Jules Jules.
真心话还是大冒险 Truth or dare?
大冒险 Let's go dare.
好的 All right.
我赌你不敢和... I dare you to make out with...
说Dana吧 说Dana吧 Please say "Dana", please say "Dana".
那头驼鹿亲热 That moose, over there.
Marty Marty.
你以前见过驼鹿吗 Have you ever seen a moose before?
不管它到底是什么吧 Whatever that mysterious beast is.
那是一个狼头 That's a wolf.
我大麻的劲儿还没过 当我没说 I'm living in a womb of reefer, leave me alone.
Jules Jules.
我赌你不敢和那匹狼亲热 I dare you to make out with that wolf.
没问题 No problem.
谁 Who?
我吗 Me?
好吧 我是新来的 Well, yes, I am new in town.
你怎么知道 How did you know?
天哪 你嘴真甜 Oh, my God. That is so sweet of you to say.
其实这是我才染的 I just colored it, in fact.
不 不 No, no, no.
没必要这么激动 There's no need to huff and puff.
我会让你爽翻的 I'll let you come in.
谢谢 Thank you.
现在 Now then...
Dana Dana.
真心话 Truth.
什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
帮你说了而已 I'm just skipping ahead.
你如果选大冒险的话 You're gonna say dare.
她就会让你做一些你不愿做的事 She's gonna dare you to do something you don't like,
然后你会怂到接下来都只选真心话 and then you'll puss out and say that you wanted truth all along.
真的 Really?
好吧 Jules Okay, Jules.
大冒险 Dare.
那是什么东西 What the hell was that?
地窖的门 It's the cellar door.
肯定是风吹开的 The wind must've blown it open.
你觉得可能吗 That makes what kinda sense?
你觉得地窖里有什么 What do you think is down there?
要不下去看看 Why don't we find out?
Dana Dana.
你不是大冒险嘛 I dare you.
我得在这下面待多久 How long do I have to stay down here?
到明早就行了 Oh, you know, just 'til morning.
Dana Dana.
你还好吗 You okay?
嗯 Yeah.
抱歉 我只是把自己吓了一跳 Sorry, I just scared myself.
你呼救了 所以不算大冒险了 Well, you called for help. That voids the dare.
把你衣服脱了 Take your top off.
什么 What?
刚才定的规矩 I don't make up the rules.
天哪 Oh, my God.
看看这些玩意 Look at all this.
伙计们 Guys.
我觉得下来可不是个好主意 I'm not sure it's awesome to be down here.
伙计们 Guys?
老兄 说真的 你表兄的收藏真是怪癖啊 Dude, seriously, your cousin is into some weird shit.
我敢肯定这不是他的 I'm pretty sure this ain't his.
可能是放那个透视镜的人收集的 Maybe it was the people who put in that mirror thing.
其中的一些看起来有年头了 Some of this stuff looks really old.
好漂亮 It's beautiful.
或许我们该上去了 Maybe we should go back upstairs.
我赌你们不敢上楼 I dare you all to go upstairs.
伙计们 Guys?
伙计们 听听这个 Guys, listen to this.
4月4日 "April fourth.
父亲对我发脾气了 说我缺少真正的信念 "Father was cross with me and said I lacked the true faith.
我希望能证明我的忠贞 "I wish I could prove my devotion.
就像Judah和Matthew用那些游客见证那样 "As Judah and Matthew proved on those travelers."
那是什么 What is that?
Anna Patience Buckner1903年的日记 Diary of Anna Patience Buckner, 1903.
妈妈几乎每晚都要尖叫 "Mama screamed most of the night.
我祈祷她能找到信念 "I prayed that she might find faith.
但在爸爸剖开她肚子并填入煤炭时 "But she only stopped when Papa cut her belly
她才停下来 "and stuffed the coals in.
Judah托梦告诉我 "Judah told me in my dream..
Matthew把他带到小黑屋里 我才知道他被杀了 "That Matthew took him to the black room, so I know he is killed.
我也想感受Matthew那样源自痛苦的荣耀 "I want to understand the glory of the pain like Matthew.
但是切割血肉会使他兴奋不已 "But cutting the flesh makes him have a husband's bulge.
而我却做不到那样 "And I do not get like that."
-老天爷 别读了行吗 -不 继续 - Jesus. Can we not? - No. Go on.
-为什么 -就是想听听 - Why? - I want to know.
我在古籍中找到了一种解救我家族的方法 "I have found it in the oldest books, the way of saving our family.
我好使的那只手臂被砍下来吃掉了 "My good arm is hacked up and et,
希望你们还能看懂我写的这一段话 "so I hope this will be readable.
一个信徒将诵读下文以祭奠我们的灵魂 "That a believer will come and speak this to our spirits.
而我们将重生并带来无尽的痛苦 "Then we will be restored and the great pain will return."
接下来的一段就是拉丁文了 And then there's something in Latin.
好了 适可而止吧 Okay, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand, here.
不要读那些拉丁文了 Do not read the Latin.
搞什么 What the fuck?
-痛苦[拉丁语] -不 不 - Dolor... - No, no.
-别那么幼稚好吗 -Curt - Stop being a fucking baby. - Curt!
不过是个日记而已 It's a diary.
没什么实际意义 It doesn't even mean anything.
-Dana -痛苦源于肉体 - Dana! - "Dolor supervivo caro.
痛苦高于肉体 "Dolor sublimis caro.
痛苦焚毁灵魂 "Dolor ignio animas."
胜负已定了 We have a winner!
他们选了Buckner一家 各位 It's the Buckners, ladies and gentlemen!
赌Buckner的是赢家 The Buckners pull a 'W'.
也就是说 恭喜维修部的各位 All right. That means that congratulations go to Maintenance!
将和内部人员Ronald一起享受罐子里的奖金 Who share the pot with Ronald the intern.
太棒了 Yeah!
这不公平 我也赌的僵尸 That's not fair. I had zombies, too.
是的 你是选了僵尸 Yes, you did. You had zombies.
但这是"乡寸虐杀僵尸家族" 看见没 But this is "Zombie Redneck Torture Family," See?
根本就是两个不同的品种 They're entirely separate species.
就像大象与海象一样 Like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.
明年再来吧 There's always next year.
它们就像噩梦里的梦魇一样 They're like something from a nightmare.
不是像 它们就是 No. They're something nightmares are from.
它们都源自那些老故事 Everything in our stable is remnant of the old world,
那些你耳熟能详的噩梦 courtesy of you-know-who.
怪物 精灵 鬼神 Monsters. Magic. Gods.
你会习惯的 You'd get used to it.
这样对吗 Should you?
真遗憾 伙计 Oh, man. I'm sorry.
-他都把海螺拿在手上了 -我知道 - He had the conch in his hands. - I know.
要再等两分钟 天知道他们会怎么选 A couple more minutes, who knows what might've happened?
我这辈子估计都看不到谁选人鱼了 I am never gonna see a merman. Ever.
知足吧伙计 Dude, be thankful.
这都是些恐怖的东西 Those things are terrifying.
它们带来的杀戮就是一场噩梦 And the cleanup on them is a nightmare.
好吧 Buckner一家 So, the Buckners.
也就是一堆死后变僵尸 Yeah, well, they may be zombified,
崇拜痛苦 没文化的白痴罢了 pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots.
但他们归咱们管 But they're our zombified, pain-worshipping, backwoods idiots.
而且杀人从未失手 With a hundred percent clearance rate.
确实 我们该打给日本了吧 True. So should we call Japan?
去告诉他们周末剩下的时间都放假了 Tell them to take the rest of the weekend off?
也对 日本人能干啥 睡觉 Yeah, right. They're Japanese. What are they gonna do? Relax?
我就想看他们败得屁滚尿流 I'd just like to see them fall on their asses, for once.
天哪 别开玩笑了 Oh, God, don't even joke.
每个分部都有失手的时候 Every other branch has air-balled.
我们还需要日本那边来擦屁股呢 We need the Japanese crew to get it done.
这牵扯到太多事情了 There's too much riding on this.
靠 真棒 宝贝 Fuck, yeah, baby.
太潮了 This is so classy.
别说的跟你不想让她给你来一段似的 Come on, like you wouldn't want a piece of that.
今晚能别再提"段"这个字眼吗 Can we not talk about people in pieces any more tonight?
英文有肢解的意思
你寂寞了吗 Marty Are you feeling lonely, Marty?
Marty在新生舞会上可是一对儿 Marty and I were sweeties in our freshman hall.
我们是亲热过 We made out once.
不过可从没到那一步 I never did buy that ring.
但我们还是...很亲密 But we're still... close.
其实我有一整套理论可以说 I have a theory about all this.
我们这就出去 That's our cue to bail.
Tommy Chong要讲理论了 快走 宝贝 Tommy Chong here has a theory. Come on, baby.
Tommy Chong为著名加拿大喜剧演员
别担心 如果这边这位蛋头 Don't worry, you can tell it to Egghead, here..
指用脑过度头发掉光的人
不急着调戏Dana的话你还可以给他说 if he's not too busy devirginizing Dana.
Jules 你们这是要去嘿咻吗 Jules, do you wanna go lie down?
回答正确 出发吧 That's exactly the point. Come on. Mush. Mush.
别瞎推 Don't push me around.
没瞎推 宝贝 我在推着你走直线 Not around, baby. Straight line.
你真没觉得有什么不对劲儿 You seriously believe nothing weird is going on?
有什么诡异的吗 Conspiracy?
大家的举止 The way everybody's acting.
Jules什么时候变得那么浪了 Why is Jules suddenly a celebutard?
Curt也变得那么玩世不恭 And since when does Curt pull this alpha-male bullshit?
他大学是主修社会学的啊 I mean, he's a sociology major.
还拿了全额奖学金 He's on full academic scholarship..
而现在他居然叫他的朋友蛋头 and now he's calling his friend an egghead?
Curt只是喝醉了 Curt's just drunk.
我见过Curt喝醉的样子 I've seen Curt drunk.
Jules也一样 Jules, too.
好吧 那就是其他原因了 Well, then, maybe it's something else.
你看不见只是因为你不想看见 You're not seeing what you don't wanna see.
操纵者 Puppeteers.
操纵者 Puppeteers?
馅饼 Pop-Tarts?
你刚才说馅饼吗 Did you say you have Pop-Tarts?
Marty 我很关心你 但你是有点神智恍惚了 Marty, I love you, but you're really high.
我们并不是真正的自己 We are not who we are.
我得去找一本带插图的书读读 I'm gonna go read a book with pictures.
谢谢 痛苦留存于肉体之外 Thank you. "The pain outlives the flesh.
血肉回归 或者说 找到了聚集地 "The flesh returns... " Or "Has a meeting place."
在读什么 What is that?
你在地窖里读的那些拉丁文 The Latin that you read in the basement.
你会说拉丁语 You speak Latin?
说得不好 十年级后就没学了 Not well. Not since tenth grade.
现在居然还能记起来 Weird how it all comes back.
真是个诡异的夜晚 Well, it's a weird kind of night.
今晚很抱歉 I'm sorry about tonight.
每个人都 Everybody...
如果我说我玩得很尽兴会不会太煞风景了 Do I lose points if I tell you I'm having a pretty nice time?
不 你可以这么说 No. You can tell me that.
你跑什么 What are you running away for?
别弄我身上了 Don't spill on me!
我把啤酒溅你衣服上了吗 Did I get a little beer on your shirt?
那就把它脱了怎么样 I guess it'll have to come off, huh?
换个地方吧 Not here.
别这样嘛 宝贝 Baby, come on.
就咱俩 We're all alone.
我有点冷 I'm chilly.
伙计们 我们有活干了 Okay, guys. That's it. Let's go. We've got a job to do.
你们猥琐的本能恶心到我了 快去干活 Your basic human needs disgust me. Get out of here.
-这个区域设置了温度控制器吗 -嗯 - Do we have temperature control in this sector? - On it.
开始进行费洛蒙喷雾 Engaging pheromone mists.
化学物质 催情剂
太暗了 It's so dark.
再往里走走吧 Take me inside?
找的就是暗的地方 Come on. This is why we came here.
多浪漫 It's romantic.
来吧给我们看看你的咪咪吧 Okay, baby. Let's see some boobies.
来点劲爆的 Show us the goods.
他俩嘿咻我们也得... Does it really matter if we see her..
我们不是唯一在看的人 孩子 We're not the only ones watching, kid.
得让顾客满意不是 Gotta keep the customer satisfied.
你分得清轻重缓急吧 You understand what's at stake, here?
得分 Score.
Jules Jules!
我们希望人性和恐惧得到伸张 This we offer in humility and fear.
为了你的长眠祈求宁静 For the blessed peace of your eternal slumber.
正如它本身 As it ever was.
Nemo 醒醒吧 你把这弄得乱七八糟的 Nemo, man, you gotta wake up. Your shit is topsy-turvy.
我得出去走走 I'm gonna go for a walk.
我发誓我听见有人说话了 Okay. I swear to fucking God, somebody is talking.
好吧只是比较确定 Or I'm pretty sure someone is.
我得出去走走 I'm gonna go for a walk.
够了 Enough!
你在说什么呢 What are you saying?
你到底想干什么 What do you want?
你觉得我是个傀儡木偶吗 You think I'm a puppet, huh?
傀儡木偶是不是还该来一段 You think I'm a puppet. Gonna do a little..
该死的木偶戏 fucking puppet dance!
我的大脑我做主 别妄想了 I'm the boss of my own brain, so give it up.
我得出去走走 I'm gonna go for a walk.
我不想 I don't wanna...
我从没 I mean, I've never...
也不是从没有啦 I don't mean "Never"..
嘿 Hey.
不要顾虑那么多 Nothing you don't want.
他精虫上脑了 He's got a husband bulge.
我还以为会有星星呢 I thought there'd be stars.
我们被抛弃了 We are abandoned.
-靠 -快跑啊 - Fuck! - Fucking run!
Curt Curt!
死婊子 Dead bitch!
天哪 发生什么事了 Jesus, what happened?
该死的 The fuck!
Curt 你怎么了 Curt, what the fuck?
你伤到哪儿了 Where are you hurt?
这都是你的血吗 Is all of this from you?
没事的 Curt 你很安全 It's okay! Curt, you're okay!
Jules哪儿去了 Where's Jules?
她死了 She's gone.
我们得离开这儿 We've gotta get out of here.
不 不 No. No.
Dana 别开门 Dana, don't open that.
没有Jules我不会走的 I'm not leaving here without Jules.
那个死掉的女孩在外面 That dead girl's out there!
Dana 快来 Dana, come on!
那是什么鬼东西 What is that thing?
操 Fuck!
我也不知道 但不止一个 I don't know, but there's more of them.
不止一个 More of them?
刚才我看到一个小女孩 I saw a young girl.
和他一样的都是僵尸 All zombied like him..
但她少了一只胳膊 but she was missing an arm.
天哪 那个病人 Oh, my God. Patience.
那本日记 The diary.
-我们得封锁这个地方 -他说得对 - We gotta lock this place down. - He's right.
我们挨着房间把门和窗堵上 We'll go room by room. Barricade every window and door.
不管发生什么 安全第一 We gotta play it safe. No matter what happens,
我们得待在一块 we have to stay together.
该死的 Fuck!
淡定 Calm down.
让主机来解决吧 Watch the master work.
不对 This isn't right.
怎么了 What? What's the matter?
这样不对 我们应该分开 This isn't right. We should split up.
这样效率更高 We can cover more ground that way.
确实 Yeah.
好主意 Yeah. Good idea.
你确定 Really?
伙计们 回自己房去 All right, you guys, get in your rooms.
锁门 Lock them in.
搞什么 What the fuck?
搞什么 What the...
什么玩意儿 What the fuck?
这可不妙 That's not good.
闪开 闪开 Out of the way. Out of the way. Out of the way.
化学部 投放500cc的镇定剂到三号房 Chem department, I need 500 CCs of Thorazine pumped into room three.
不 不 No, no, no.
先待命 化学部 Stand by, Chem.
Judah Buckner会解决他的 Judah Buckner to the rescue.
搞什么 What the fuck?
操 这是什么玩意儿 Fuck! What the fuck?
天哪 Oh, my God.
难道我是在一个真人秀节目里 I'm on a reality TV show.
爸妈肯定觉得我脑子烧坏了 My parents are gonna think I'm such a burnout.
救命 救命 Help me! Help me!
楼下一定很激动 Must be getting excited downstairs.