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令人难以置信的。 在数学类。
她做到了, ,甚至没有人注意到。
Coralie, 她真了不起。
l刚满1 8, 我好久没做爱了,然而。
lt的把我搞疯了。
皮埃尔经常叫我Chikie。
现在他叫我樱桃 来骚扰我。
l感觉所以完全孤独。
每一, 在秋天的打破,
我们把我们的家庭照片 圣诞贺卡。
一个更多的专辑。
微笑像假人。
玛丽,我收养的妹妹, 但是我们从来没有提到。
我们也不要提及 她的隆胸术。
对她来说, 他们太小了。
她工作了一整个夏天 支付操作。
如果她问我的意见,
l会告诉她我所想的 他们太大。
交换位置。
皮埃尔,我真正的兄弟。
他总是这么酷。 lt激怒我。
停止它!
我的父母是很正常的
它会令人沮丧。
微笑,请。
罗曼!
来吧! 微笑!
点的人从来没有 让爱,欺骗,或螺纹。
l开始考虑 别的东西。
恭喜米歇尔。
非常漂亮的照片,今。 做得好,米歇尔。
做得好,爸爸。
我不想听到。 l不听。
总是相同的科目 的谈话。
皮埃尔和玛丽的研究, 我的考试、生态。
lt孔死我了, 生态学。
危机、足球、食物……
永远,但永远, 我们曾经谈论性。
这将是有趣的, 打破常规有点。
谁看到了足球比赛吗 周日吗?
l看到它在烫发的。
他们怎么能发挥如此糟糕呢?
他们支付了吗?
玩像他们打台球吗?
l同意你。
那提醒了我。
星期四, 我们又开始练习。
我知道。 l没有阿尔茨海默氏症。
他们正在谈论 练习篮球。
我从不让它。
但我们的确开始 谈论性。
启用可视化 的一般特征
的酸基细胞区 等等。
目前由于使用 抗体和…
罗曼, 你在做什么呢?
我不知道那是什么。
他问我进来 马上。
不,他不是伤害。
他向我保证罗曼是好。
l后马上会打电话给你。
也爱你。
我什么要告诉你 关于罗曼
是相当严重的, 而精致。
好吧。
在生物课上,
罗曼被 在一个公然的行动……
的手淫。
罗曼是自慰吗?
精确,精确。
此外,
他拍摄了这个法案 用他的手机……
这老师 显然没收。
你觉得这很可笑吗?
不! 当然不是!
罗曼已经成 了两个月。
和他的暴露自己……
在他的同龄人面前……
女孩和男孩……
谁,在大多数情况下, 仍然是未成人。
性, 他们是合法的成人。
他们都是超过5, 他们是不?
我没有解决 律师在这里,贝特朗太太,
但母亲。
这是不正常的行为。
你有什么建议吗?
一个悬挂……
直到我们讨论这与 纪律委员会……
在一个日期, 将很快规定。
在那之前,试着清理 发生了什么在他的头。
l也不得不告诉你
我们已经复制 他恶心的小电影
作为证据。
好吧。
非常感谢你。
我们带他去医务室。
我的秘书会陪你。
嘿,这没什么。
lt不是世界末日。
好了,现在你也在笑。
你怎么了, 罗曼?
你想让我解释一下吗?
请解释。
就在这里吗? 现在吗?
是的,为什么不呢?
越快越好。
我等待。
他们敢。 他们敢我做它。
如果你不要, 你是一个真正的失败者。
lt轮到我, 和l被抓住了。
你在说什么, 一个敢吗?
肝移植是一个游戏, 只是为了好玩。
好吧,为了好玩, 你所有的电影自己
在课堂上手淫吗?
是的,正确。
l等生物学类。
后面的长椅, 这是更难借我。
但它不工作了。
l不明白。
Coralie认为 它拖得太长了。
其他人来得更快。
l意味着男人。
饶恕我的细节, 你会吗?
好吧。 我想我懂得。
看起来……
我将告诉你这个晚上。
作为罗曼说, 这不是世界末日。
不,没有什么严重的。
爱你。
你告诉每个人吗?
你的父亲不是每个人都。
你买了电话回来吗?
肝移植在我的包里。
——我回去可以吗? ——是的,你可以。
lt的而不是一个真正的挑战 除非你电影它。
和我到寄给Coralie。 她利率他们。
嘿,我驾驶。
你可以开车和说话。
哦,狗屎! 不是现在。
我的母亲帮助 在一个大的律师事务所。
她处理 大量的文件大案件
不太相关。
为了保护自己, 她说。
今天的新文件:
罗曼:性问题警报。
知道她的, 她永远不会放弃这个案子。
他看着我 好像l是有罪的。
我从来没有像这样感到丢脸, 从来没有。
在一个点, l甚至认为
他要给我 罗曼的电影。
将所有工作。肝移植 冷静下来。
你认为这是正常的吗?
我将和他谈谈。 别担心。
和玛丽和皮埃尔?
他们的性生活怎么样?
我们从来没有问过他们的 关于它。
你有没有谈吗 与你的父母呢?
没有。
肝移植是一个不同的时代。
lt总是一个不同的时代。
我们尝试做任何事,
所以他们缺乏什么,
但当谈到性, 我们让他们在黑暗中。
除了美, 避孕……
当谈到 性满足,
我们离开他们…
自己的所有。
不要惊慌,Clarinette。
他们看到我们给他们的形象。
告诉我我们的形象 造成罗曼
拍摄自己 在生物课上手淫吗?
思考你的父亲。
因为你的母亲去世多久?
五?
他的性生活是什么?
可怜的老人。
放松。
不是现在。
没有。
我真的没有心情。
l只是想要一个拥抱。
“5/1 0, 和我是慷慨的。”
“证明,。
l应得奖金 抓住了。”
“晚安!”
四。
“清除最近历史。”
“清楚了。”
起床了,罗曼。
l认为l被停职。
这是没有理由 躺在床上。
他已经得到通知, 那是肯定的。
他的密码,很难破译。
假装什么都没发生。
你昨晚很晚了。
不,不。 不是太迟了。
有一个美好的一天。
玛丽可以 一个冠军的轻描淡写。
有什么事吗?
你看上去心事重重的。
很多工作要做。
我们还没有看到媚兰多。
她是如何做的?
我好久没见过她。
——你不再约会? ——正确的。
你没有告诉我们。
告诉你什么?
这个消息!
你在一起 一多。
嗯,我们没有订婚。
看到你。
有一个美好的一天。
皮埃尔是一个冠军 逃脱大师。
所以没有更多的梅兰妮。
好吧。
没有输给我。
媚兰让我呕吐。
他是权倾她。
有一个美好的一天,大的家伙。
明天,而不是 练篮球,
我们可以一起吃顿饭吗?
当然,当然。
不要玩你的电脑 所有天。
不,不, 我要学习。
我叫Coralie 让今天的课。
ls有 和你之间Coralie吗?
不,不行。
你完全搞错了, 不是在所有。
是吗?
逃脱大师吗? 轻描淡写吗?
罗曼:拧紧冠军。
l只需要跟爷爷 对某事。
然后我掉。
妈妈的烦我 用她所有的问题。
她是传播新闻。
罗曼的呆在家里 了几天。
- ls他生病了吗? ——不。
他做了一件愚蠢的 在学校。
他暂停了。
有那么糟吗?
米歇尔,我们生活 在同一屋檐下,
和我们不真正交流。
因为Mireille死了, 你做什么性别?
不要把这个错误的方式, 但是在你的龄,
很遗憾的认为一切都结束。
让我实话告诉你, 克莱儿。
lt不是全。
l访问一个妓女。
同样的一个两了。
她的名字叫娜塔莉。
对我来说这是娜塔莉,总之。
也许这不是她真正的名字。
我见到她两次一个月。
当Mireille死了,
l崩溃了,记得吗?
几个月后, 性成为一个问题。
l认为l会解决它…
用我的手, 像一个少。
l能遇见女人我的龄,
找到适合我的人,
和假的它。
但我决定不作弊。
我从来没有爱过另一个女人 除了麦勒。
那是我的理想主义的一面。
我的浪漫。
l看到娜塔莉 是真的,我的爱。
——你能明白吗? ——是的。
l仍然需要性。
和l希望它没有 专注的玩伴
不得不闲聊 与一位女士我的龄。
我知道! lt的自私。
性快感 显然是自私的。
对我好,中尉和你谈谈。
——你想知道为什么吗? ——是的。为什么?
最近,我一直在害怕 与娜塔莉的涂料,
心脏病发作。
人们会怎么看待我的呢?
l代表你, 这个家庭。
你会看到我作为一个老变态。
你怎么能想象吗?
现在你知道了。
是的。
这玫瑰丛不会花 今。
lt并不重要。
没有你,这个花园 只是杂草。
——你告诉他一切。 -不,我没有。
你们谈了些什么?
园艺, 如果你想知道。
确定。
亲吻你的妈妈。
比这更好。
——有一个美好的一天。 ——是的。
“l审查的情况。
你是对的。 你应该得到更多。”
你想要一些午餐吗?
“lt正是l思想。”
在学校,你愚弄吗? ——是的。
l真的喜欢糊。
lt bug我躺到他。
但是它让我心烦 告诉他真相。
你想谈谈吗?
没有,我不喜欢。
十。
十个?
——你有一个美好的一天吗? ——确定。
和你,爸爸?
再多一天。
30日,去吧。
你知道什么是 在那个塑料袋里吗?
——没有。 ——避孕套。
他每两个月股市持续上涨。
l发誓这是真的。
你觉得他是骗妈妈?
闭嘴 和专注于游戏。
都在。
l褶皱。
有一次,我谈论性 与我的叔叔。
他很疯狂, 法国外籍军团。
他告诉我男人 总是谈他妈的之前。
小鸡总是谈话后。
嗯,你现在正在说话。
这是正确的。
困在这里一整天, l与Coralie一事无成。
玛丽告诉我她的发现 和一个人的性满足
第一次在她的生活。
l说,我为她高兴。
lt必须好 找到性爱的满足。
她想鼓励我。
也许。
皮埃尔发给我一条短信。
“保持冷静,兄弟。
让自己是正常的。”
l回答: “你自己暴露吗?”
但是没有回答。
对我匍匐爬行。
这是正确的。 吸他。
我不喜欢你的语气,伙计们。
请将你自己定位 四肢着地,
以免摔倒, 和爬向我像猫。
“l想念你今天。”
Coralie! Coralie!
What are you doing here?
Just wanted to see you.
There's no time; the bell will ring.
Yeah, l know.
What's up?
Same old.
Whatever.
You?
Same old too.
Well, huh...
l'm going.
See ya!
- Tomorrow evening's okay? - Yeah.
At 1 0:00.
Sebastien doesn't talk much either.
We live near Bastille.
l'll send you the address and door codes.
Hello, Mom?
l didn't think you'd pick up.
You're not in class?
No. Teacher's sick.
lt upset me what you said about Melanie.
lt's not the end of the world.
Now you talk like Romain?
l'd like to have dinner with you tomorrow evening.
Tomorrow evening?
l know a new health food restaurant.
Yeah, yeah.
- Good for you? - Yeah, it's a date.
Big kiss.
You too.
Yesterday, l felt so stupid
in front of school with Coralie.
Today l've got to have dinner with Dad.
My life is shit right now.
They have very good soups.
l have to go in an hour.
You do?
For once we're having dinner.
l have to go by a friend's.
His brother had a bike accident.
He's in a bad way.
Okay.
Don't worry. There are no rules.
l'm older than the average.
How old were you?
1 6.
With Mom?
No, not with your mom.
l met your mother the following year.
Yeah, when you were even younger than me.
Why should they change the rules?
Greed powers the system.
People can change the system,
the new generation, you.
Yeah?
l'll get my diploma, then we'll see.
No risks, huh?
Not right now.
And l got to go.
l wanted to talk to you about something.
What?
Your sex life.
You're the last person l want to talk to about that.
Are you happy?
None of your business.
Why?
Yes, l'm happy. Enough?
No, not enough.
That's all you're getting.
Big kiss, Mom.
You were a long time.
l'm okay. End of subject.
You're right.
Let's talk about something else.
l want to ask you something personal.
- Yes? - Are you cheating on Mom?
No.
Why do you buy all those condoms?
To be safe with your mother.
Why?
Contraception.
Your mother can't take the pill.
After you were born, she had an lUD,
but she couldn't adjust.
So when we were making love, l had to be careful.
You know how it is.
l mean, pull out on time.
Since then, we use condoms.
What's the matter?
Pierre always said l was an accident.
What are you talking about?
We decided to keep you.
We really wanted you.
Honest?
Absolutely.
So tell Pierre to stop bugging me.
l certainly will.
l can't believe l'm crying like this.
l'd like some litchis.
A glass of wine, please.
How did it go?
Not great.
Pierre shut up like a clam.
lt's not easy.
lt's just too bad.
You were right.
You know what?
Romain asked me about our rubbers.
And?
l explained as best l could.
He thought l was cheating on you.
He could be right.
You're cheating?
You bet l am.
Didn't you know?
l can even pick and choose.
Lots to choose from.
What's he like?
He's...
auburn hair, brown eyes.
You want to know what we do?
Yes.
Okay.
So lie on the floor naked.
l'm waiting.
You want to know what he does?
Tell me.
He does nothing.
He's my man-toy.
Everybody's fucking except for me,
and it's driving me crazy.
l can't think about anything else.
l feel like a time bomb.
l'll Google ''anti-globalizationist.''
That should calm me down.
Want to go to the park?
What for?
Build sand castles?
Ah, no.
You want to kiss me?
Yeah.
We've been celebrating nonstop for two days.
Yesterday we celebrated my return to school.
All charges dropped.
Thanks to Coralie,
they knew the whole class filmed themselves.
They couldn't suspend everybody.
Pierre said it's a school of jerkoffs.
And jerkettes, l added.
Marie's new guy, her sexual fulfillment,
first time he's here.
Then there's Coralie.
The family said it's now or never.
Stay cool under pressure.
Was it better when the sex file was taboo?
Happy birthday, Grandpa
Happy birthday, Michel
Happy birthday, Grandpa
Happy birthday
l'm ready when you are.
lt's okay.
l've already seen you hard.
Even in close-up.
Want to know a secret?
Sure.
l did it already with an older guy.
But right now, for me,
it's like a real first time.
Fuck, l forgot the rubbers.
There's a whole pack there.
Thanks, Dad.
You need help?
That would be nice.
l should have practiced.
People are really stupid.
They didn't come to the funeral just because of how he died.
There was no one, only us and Nathalie.
Why don't l feel sad?
lt's normal. Think about it.
lf everyone could die like that, dying would be easier.
How nice you film everything, Coralie.
lt makes us feel so important.
Not in every case.
Grandpa was with her when it happened.
She called Mom.
A heart attack while he was coming.
Mom said we shouldn't judge.
He was so sly, with his sudoku and his plants.
l always knew he had a secret.
l'm not that dumb.
He always talked about the garden.
Roses were his passion.
lsn't that true, Herve?
Who'll take care of them now?
Maxime, maybe.
l'll ask him.
- Who's Maxime? - Pierre's boyfriend.
He's a florist.
He has a lovely flower shop by the Saint-Martin canal.
l'm bisexual.
Who cares?
Gay, straight, bi, you're sexual, that's it.
lf you love life, you love sex.
Michel would surely agree.
For her sex life, Mom has acquitted all of us.
You know what l was thinking?
No.
About the graveyard.
That would be fun, huh?
Forget the tombs, it's like a park.
All the trees, the flowers.
Will you shut up?
lt's like paying our respects.
No.
You know what's a real drag with you?
You're always trying to break the routine,
and it's getting boring.
Don't be mad, pussy dear. lt was just an idea.
Don't call me that. lt's vulgar.
Okay, so it's Little Miss Chastity today, huh?
Don't be sad.
We could die in an orgy, it would still be sad.
Better than a long illness.
Some people with Alzheimer's even forget what sex they are.
That's sad.
My father's dead. l have the right to be sad.
Yeah, of course, my love.
This is it, his den.
We'll have to get rid of it all now.
We both loved sudoku.
He just started one.
Can l take it?
Of course, Nathalie.
l'll finish it to remember him by.
You felt close to him?
l love men.
That's my problem.
All men.
All?
Yes.
l'm unfaithful at heart.
l realized life's short, and so l chose it as a career.
lt's simple.
l'm independent.
And l can still pick and choose.
Maybe the future's less clear?
Pa's asking if Nathalie is staying for dinner.
Why not?
No. l've got a man at 9:00.
Okay.
She has a man at 9:00, she said.
Coralie's staying?
Yeah.
Means l've got a woman around 1 1 :00.
Finally cheered him up.
You gonna keep reading?
Yeah.
l feel like it.
What news.
Something different,
out of the routine.
See?
Like, in bed.
Jack yourself off then.
l did already, when you went to the bakery.
No, l don't believe you.
l swear.
You do that often?
Yes.
As well as us?
Yes.
How do you do it?
You watch porn?
No.
l watch you in my head.
l make my own movie.
Want me to show you?
Usually, l do it in the bathroom.
Or here in bed, when you've gone to college.
Tell me what you're thinking, or it's no fun.
Does it turn you on?
lt might.
l'm listening.
ln my head, you're always beautiful.
Your breasts.
Those nipples that l nibble.
The way you smile.
Your cute laugh.
My hand slides down to your cunt.
My finger strokes all around it.
l want to feel you open up...
So that all your mind is focused there...
On that part of your body.
That starts to glisten.
Pre-cum moistens my prick.
A natural lubricant, like you say.
l mix it with your saliva cum.
My what?
You know, it's...
lt's not easy without being vulgar.
Because if you want to know,
in my mind, nothing's ever vulgar with you, pussy dear.
l really think Nathalie's great.
Those girls are always seen as victims,
but she's really confident.
That's why your dad liked her.
Not all prostitutes are like her.
lf it was a dream job, we'd know.
lt's like everything. You can't generalize.
She proves it.
Would you sleep with her?
- For free, yes. - Really?
What has she got?
She's great, like you said.
She's had surgery all over.
You asked. l answered you.
Would you like my breasts redone?
Don't be silly.
Just a little lift.
That would be better.
No?
Like 1 0 years ago.
Men have cosmetic surgery now.
You could easily get rid of that.
Yeah.
This too.
Does it bother you to grow old together?
lt won't stop us growing old.
This is where we age least, finally.
Until now, anyhow.
She said it turns her on to be filmed.
And what turns me on is that she's turned on.
And a little camera training is always useful.
She likes putting our movies on the web.
Sometimes we film. Sometimes we don't.
That's the deal.
She said we have the tools, why not use them?
And she said, the more you see, the more you find out.
The more you show yourself, the more you know yourself.
She thinks about it too much.
Come outside me?
What's the hurry?
When there's no camera, l come inside her.
l prefer it.
Coralie's not ''the one.''
But she'll always be ''the first one.''
That's for sure.
Another one?
Another photo.
The family's growing.
That's Maxime, the florist.
This year, we're all smiling.
Even me.
ln the end, anything is possible.
Time for Mom to open a new file:
Happiness.
Before it all fucks up.
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