(rhythmic clanking)
MAN: Joe!
Joe! Joe!
你已經在裡面呆了54。。。55分鐘了，Joe！ You've been in there for 54... 55 minutes, Joe!
打手槍很爽 我明白 Masturbation is fun. I get it.
邊打邊花花地放洗澡水就不是很環保了 It's not very green to do it with the shower running.
天啊 Jesus!
下次記得帶內褲進去 Bring your briefs in there with you.
你都15了 You're 15 years old.
這麼做一點都不可愛 It's not cute anymore.
小屁股跟他媽一樣 Got his mother's fanny.
你一星期前就該上交了 Joe Your final was due a week ago, Joe.
我是說 瞧 看黑板上 I mean, look... look at the board.
已經放假了 School's over.
我們都玩上猜單詞遊戲了 We're playing hangman here.
你在這哪 There you are.
-嘿 - Hey..
唔 你們今晚去嗎 So, are you guys around tonight?
你絕對應該去「飢渴週四」的 Because you should totally come to Thirsty Thursdays.
-這是假前保留項目 -恩 恩 去啊 - End-of-school tradition. - Yeah. Yeah, totally.
-我。。我會去的 -酷 - I'll... I'll be there. - Cool.
會在Wolf』s Pond舉行，你什麼時候。。 So it's at Wolf's Pond, whenever you...
哦。。天啊 Oh... my God.
男孩：吃屎去吧，Toy BOY: Eat shit, Toy!
我借你件T恤吧 I can lend you a shirt.
我櫃子裡有好多呢 I've got like five in my locker.
是說 其實 它看上去沒那麼糟 You know what, actually, it doesn't look that bad.
7點左右在Paul家先聚聚 So, pregame at Paul's at like 7:00-ish.
Paul有他自己的公寓? Paul has his own apartment?
怎麼 無視我嗎 What, you're not going to acknowledge me?
- Hi. - Mmm. Yeah.
唔 今晚見 Um, I will see you tonight.
好 好 呃 Yes. Yeah, uh...
-寶貝 -恩？ - Babe. - Yes?
吃雞蛋百吉餅去 Let's go get egg bagels.
好吧 拜 Okay. All right. Bye.
Paul 天啊 Paul. God.
要向你借件襯衫 I need a shirt.
太酷啦 (laughs) That's awesome.
這。。這太好玩了 That is... that is great.
實際上 我要留念一下 操 我手機在哪 Actually, I need a picture. Shit, can I get my phone?
嘿 Keenan女士？ Hey. Mrs. Keenan?
噓 Shh!
女聲:Patrick 你跑來跑去幹嘛 WOMAN: Patrick, why are you running around?
哦 奶奶 Joe來了 Oh... Grandma, you remember Joe.
hi Keenan女士 Hi, Mrs. Keenan.
親愛的 你想要濕巾擦把臉嗎 Darling, would you like a cold washcloth?
什麼 不 不要濕巾 What? No. No washcloth.
你呢 Joeseph How about you, Joseph?
實際上 是的 我。。我很願意來塊濕巾 Actually, yeah, I would... I'd love a washcloth.
別 媽 坐下 這什麼鬼 發生了什麼事？ No, Mom, sit. What the hell? What the hell is happening'?
我媽讓我想起街霸裡的布蘭卡 My mom reminds me of Blanka.
每次她開口我聽到的都是他那聲音 That's the sound I hear whenever she speaks.
就是一無序怪物的胡言亂語 Just the gibberish of an undisciplined animal.
沒個消停 甚至 It's never going to end. Even when I'm
到我成年了 她也會找到我 質問我 an adult, she'll find me, question me.
你太誇張了 我覺得 You're being a little dramatic, I think.
Joe 他們讓我得了麻疹 Joe, they're giving me hives.
他們才不會讓你得麻疹呢 There's no way that they can give you hives.
噢操 Holy shit.
嘿 孩子們 Hey, kiddo.
ANNOUNCER (from video game): Round two. Fight!
-什麼事 爸？ -這裡應該掛個鹿頭 - What, Dad? - Should be a stud here.
喔 這是為啥？ Oh, what's all this?
Carol一會來 Carol's going to be here in 30.
-你去洗洗 -呃 爸 你知道 恩 - Go wash up. - Uh, Dad, you know, urn,
我剛想起今晚有個party I actually just realized I have a party tonight,
所以我今晚不能 so I'm not going to be able to make it
在家吃飯 for dinner and stuff.
抱歉 Sorry.
太糟了 Too bad.
我已經計劃好了 The plans are already made.
你姐大老遠開車來 Your sister's driving all the way in.
我在做燉羊肉 I'm making lamb stew.
這是演貝奧武夫還是怎麼著 Are we in Beowulf?
瞧 晚飯後 Look, after dinner,
我想我們能重溫「桌游之夜」 I was thinking we might bring back Game Night.
會好玩的 It'll be fun.
「桌。。桌游之夜」是項家庭活動 爸 Game... Game Night's a family thing, Dad.
我才不要和你在奇怪的地方找到的 I'm not going to play Game Night with some spider woman
什麼奇怪的女人玩呢 you found in the gutter.
Carol不是什麼我在奇怪的地方找到的奇怪的女人 Joe Carol is not a spider woman that I found in the gutter, Joe.
她是位和藹的女士 還碰巧喜歡我 She's a very nice lady who happens to like me.
我也喜歡她 And I like her.
但 我們從媽死之後就沒舉行過 So, we haven't played Game Night
桌游之夜了 然後 since Mom died, and then,
突然 你遇到了個蕩婦 還指望。。 all of a sudden, you meet some floozy and expect...
夠了！夠了 Joe Enough! Enough, Joe.
這不是辯論會 This is not a debate.
我的房子 我做主 My house, my rules.
快去準備好 Now, go get ready.
女聲：Joe 你爸告訴我 WOMAN: So, Joe, your dad told me
你在Tottenville上學 that you go to Tottenville.
你有玩什麼運動嗎 Are you on any teams?
Carol 在我們深入瞭解以前 Carol, before we go any further,
你得知道 you should know...
Frank不是我親生父親 Frank is not my real father.
我愛他 我也欠他很多情 I love him, and I owe him a lot.
你知道 他對我來說是很特別 You know, he's very special to me,
但他不是我親爹 but he's not my blood.
這是真的嗎 Frank？ Is that true, Frank?
完全不是 That's completely untrue.
我買下Ventnor路嘍 I'm taking Ventnor.
Frank 羊肉好吃極了 Frank, the lamb was delicious.
那麼軟。。 Just so tender and...
就像吃鱷梨肉一樣 it was like I was chewing avocado meat.
我不知道你在說什麼 Colin I'm not sure I know what you're saying, Colin.
鱷梨肉 Avocado meat.
Heather 你記得當初爸因為 Heather, do you remember when Dad quit because, um,
你不肯跟他換鐵路而不玩了嗎 you wouldn't trade him B&O?
-還記得嗎？ -噢。。噢你是說我還記不記得 - Remember that? - Oh... oh, do I remember
我的親爹因為這事管我叫「兜售恐懼的中國男」嗎 when my own father called me a "fear-mongering Chinaman?"
是啊 我記得。。主要是因為我不是男的 Yeah, I do... mostly 'cause I'm not a man.
也不是中國人 所以。。 Nor am I Chinese, so...
哦 天啊 太可怕了 Oh, my God, what a panic.
我外祖父就會那麼說 That's something my great-grandfather would say.
他是個種族主義者 He's a racist.
你總這麼幹嗎 DAD: You do that often?
先吃漢堡 再吃薯條？ Eat the hamburger and then the fries'?
你不。。你不會混一起吃？ You don't... you don't mix it up?
我不知道 爸 I don't know, Dad.
就這麼一問 Just asking.
我們昨晚在有線台上 MOM: We watched a very good movie
看了部很棒的電影 on the cable last night.
-唔唔 -親愛的 它叫什麼？ - Mmm. - Oh, honey, what was it called?
裡面有那個誰，就那演員。。 DAD: it had that guy in it, that actor...
-誰啊 -他叫什麼 - What was it'? - What's his name?
叫，呃，Heimlich Called, uh, Heimlich, the...
對 對！就那 呃 叫什麼來著 Yes, yes! With, uh, what's-his-name.
跟Prince似的 新版Prince The Prince, the... the New Prince.
威爾史密斯？ Will Smith?
Will！ 沒錯 威爾普林斯 Will! Yes. Will Prince.
-Will Prince -天啊 他演了什麼 - Will Prince. - Oh, my gosh, what does he play?
-超級英雄？ -他在裡面演了個超級英雄 - Superhero? - Oh, he plays a superhero in this one.
類似的。。不過沒披風 Kind of a supe... Not a cape, though.
-叫Heimlich -最黑暗的東西 - Yeah, it's called Heimlich. - The darnedest thing.
怎樣 Come on.
想跟我一夥嗎 You want to be my buddy?
是的 我很樂意 Yes. I would love that.
Tennessee換Park Place Tennessee for Park Place.
就現在 少廢話 Right now, straight up.
成交 Done.
沒問題 You got it.
啥？ 別 喂喂喂 What? No. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-大人在說話呢 Joeseph 閉嘴 -COLIN:沒錯 安靜 - The men are talking, Joseph. Pipe down. - COLIN: Yes. Quiet.
大家安靜 除了大人 Quiet, everybody, except for the men.
-我們是這屋裡的老大 -太扯了 爸 - We're in command of the room. - JOE: This is bullshit, Dad.
你想把我趕出局 You're pricing me out of the goddamn game.
到你了 小姑娘 Your roll, JoJo.
你們這是狼狽為奸 This is collusion.
爸 少來了 Dad, come on.
這的確有點殘酷 Frank Yeah, it's kind of cruel, Frank.
不 不 FRANK: No, no.
他發火是因為他不想留在這裡 He's just mad because he doesn't want to be here,
他在犯渾 so he's being a little shit.
-這下好了 -哦別 - Oh, great. - Oh, no.
Joe 別走嘛 Joe, don't go.
他不玩了 好樣的啊 爹 He's quitting. That's nice work, Dad.
沒事的 He'll be all right.
讓他走走消氣 Let him walk it off.
Patrick 你每天都有洗受傷的那隻腳嗎 Patrick, have you been washing that foot every day?
因為腳套會把水滴漚在那裡 Because moisture can get trapped in there from the brace.
Jim Henson就是因此死的 That's what killed Jim Henson, you know.
Oh...
我們到底在說些什麼啊 What the hell are we talking about?
Patrick 你會吹口哨嗎 MOM: Ooh, Patrick, can you whistle?
(whistling)
我喜歡你和我吹口哨和音 I like it when you harmonize with me on the whistling.
-Patty 你去哪 -去噓噓嗎 - Patty, where you going? - Got to go potty'?
哦 操 Oh, shit, he's doing it.
Joe!!
Joe...
對 我要報告一起盜竊案 Yeah, I'd like to report a theft.
天殺的 Goddamn it!
恩 他的名字是Frank Toy Yeah, his name is Frank Toy.
棕色頭髮 呃 身高不明 Brown hair, uh, height unknown.
我再打給你 I'll call you back.
你這婊子養的 You son of a bitch.
But...
Joseph這習慣有個問題是 The problem with Joseph's habit
如果有一天你們家真要出什麼急事 is that one day there will be an actual emergency
或有什麼暴力行為的話 or violent crime coming from this house.
好嘛 夜還長著呢 Yeah, well, the night is still young.
呃 Toy先生 你知道狼來了的故事嗎 Uh, Mr. Toy, are you familiar with "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?
知道 我就是在地球長大的 所以。。 Yes. I experienced a childhood on the planet Earth, so...
是的 我聽過那故事 yes, I've heard of that one.
你覺得它能以寓意的方式 Do you think you can apply it to my situation
適用於我的情況嗎 in an allegorical fashion?
好嘛 它講的是 Okay. It's a...
-一個男孩和。。 - a story that involves a boy who... -Ah, ah, ah...
-總是大叫「狼來了」 -住口 - constantly cries "wolf." - WOMAN: Stop.
到最後狼真的來了。。他不知道嘛 And when the wolf finally comes... He doesn't know it.
-抱歉，是什麼來了？ -狼啊 - I'm sorry, "The Boy Who Cried" what? -Wolf.
-操你 -我們走 - Fuck you. - WOMAN: Let's go.
-什麼啊 -別說了 - "The Boy Who Cried" what? - Stop talking.
-狼 -滾出我的門廊 - Wolf. - Get the fuck off my porch
在我還沒把你摁地上打前 before I knock your dick in the dirt.
-來吧 我們走 -我不明白這有什麼問題 - Come on, let's go. - I don't see what the problem was.
-幹嘛吼我啊 -接下來是什麼？三隻小豬？ - Why are you yelling at me? - What's next? Three Little Pigs?
會過去的 好嗎 真的 我發誓 It gets easier. Okay? Honest. I swear.
這麼想吧:兩年內 Look at it this way: In two years,
他就會巴不得讓你走 he's going to pay for you to leave.
是喔 (chuckles) Yeah.
瞧 這聽上去可能有點絕望 Uh, look, this may sound desperate,
但我現在100%是清醒的 好嗎 but I am 100% lucid, okay?
別笑 因為我。。 Don't smile, 'cause I'm...
-別笑 -好 認真點 - Don't. - No, this is very serious.
-我是認真的 -我也是認真的 - I am serious. - I'm taking you so seriously.
我能在15分鐘內打包好 I can be packed in 15 minutes.
你們帶我一起回Granville吧 Just take me with you to Granville.
拜託 Please.
好吧 我願意的 (inhales sharply) Okay, I would.
絕對願意 但 Totally would, but...
爸會一直過去看望我們 Dad would want to come visit us all the time,
我接受不了那樣 and that just wouldn't work for me.
-你真沒勁 - You're lame. - So...
你們悠著點 take it easy on him.
-你越來越帥了 -行了 行了 - You're getting so handsome. - Yeah. Yeah.
-我愛你 -嘿 別碰我 - I love you. - Hey, don't you touch me.
你喜歡這樣 You love it.
(yells. groans)
□
- JOE: Oh, hey. Hey.
-怎麼啦 -我去給你拿杯啤酒 - What's up? - Okay, I am going to get you a beer
你先聊著 so you can catch up.
Okay.
喝! 喝！ 喝！ 喝！ Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
喝! 喝！ 喝！ 喝！喝！ Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
-咋樣 夥計 -嘿 - What's up, dude? - Hey.
假扮過家家之夜怎麼樣啊 How was, uh, fake family night?
太好啦 Oh, it was great.
什麼事沒發生 Nothing went wrong.
警察也沒來 The police didn't come.
我愛我爸 I love my father.
Shit.
-酒來嘍 -謝啦 - Okay, I have beer for you. - Hey. Thank you.
- Hello. Hello. - Hello, Kelly.
-你好嗎 -挺好 你呢 - How are you? - I'm good. How are you?
沒你那麼醉 I'm not as drunk as you are.
我覺得你有啊 (laughing): I think you are.
-能喝你的酒嗎 -不能 - Can I have your beer? - No.
抱歉夥計 酒桶快空了 Hey, sorry, bro. Keg's almost tapped.
一年級的沒酒喝 No beer for freshmen.
但他是二年級的 Paul Oh, but he is a sophomore now, Paul.
抱歉 寶貝 Sorry, babe.
不走運啊 夥計 No dice, bro.
Oh, man.
你們這群小王八蛋 You little fuck-suckers!
有人還想睡覺呢 We're trying to sleep!
這是公眾場合 夥計 It's public property, bro!
什麼 MAN: What?
誰告訴你的 Who told you that?
我們猜的 We assumed!
(scattered laughter)
我不相信那老傢伙 I don't trust that old guy.
他的眼後有片陰影 He has a shadow behind his eyes.
你站那多久了 How long have you been standing there?
Hello.
那可不是答案 That's not an answer.
你們班小兔崽子 You little shit dicks!
-哦我。。 -天 快跑快跑 - Oh, my... - Jesus! Let's go, let's go.
你們他媽在幹嘛 走啊 JOE: What the hell are you doing, guys'? Come on!
-天啊天啊 -快跑啊 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Let's go! Let's go!
Come on, come on, come OH, come on, come OH.
Joe 你知道我們已經 BOY: Hey, Joe, do you know we've been
走了半里地嗎 walking for half a mile?
我從我們的慘況推測出來的 I can tell by how much we've bonded.
呃 我們迷路了 而且。。 JOE: Well, we're lost, and, um...
你一直都沒出聲 所以。。 you haven't said a word this entire time, so...
還要走多久 How much longer?
我不知道 Biaggio I have no idea, Biaggio.
保持警覺 我們能走出去的 Let's just keep our wits, and we'll get out of here.
我們在什麼地方 Where are we?
一個不會有人找到你的地方 Someplace they won't find you.
什麼 What?
走吧 (sighs) Let's go, man.
回家路漫漫 We got a long walk home.
Hello? Hi.
Hi.
我只是想確認 I just wanted to make sure
你昨晚沒被槍打著 that you didn't get shot last night.
No. No, no, no.
我活下來了 I survived.
我 呃 最後和那個叫Biaggio的小孩困一起了 I, uh, wound up getting stuck with that kid Biaggio, though.
哦對 我跟他說過一次話 Oh, yeah, I spoke to him once.
他告訴我他叔叔死於挑戰者號爆炸 He told me that his uncle died on the Challenger.
太空旅行代價不菲 對不 That's the price of space travel, right?
Uh... yeah, sure.
呃 聽好了 Um, so get ready for this.
Paul昨晚丟下我跑了 Paul skedaddled on me last night.
啊 那可。。可真混蛋 Uh, wow, that's... that's a dick move.
把工具。。從車道上挪開 Tools... out of the driveway now.
-我打電話呢 -哦 - I'm on the phone. - Oh.
我才不管呢 現在去 I don't give a shit. Right now.
一切還好嗎 Is everything okay there?
-別！ -誰啊 Patrick？ - No! - Who is this? Patrick?
-Kelly -Kelly 女孩子啊 - Kelly. - Kelly. A girl.
-天 真是驚喜 -爸。。 - Jesus, that's a pleasant surprise. -Dad...
聽著 Kelly Joe被禁足了說不了話 Listen, Kelly, Joe can't talk right now because he's grounded.
他會在七點半以前回你電話 He will call you back sometime
這是他新鮮出爐的入寢時間 before his hot new bedtime of 7:30.
夜晚愉快 You have a good night.
Okay.
挪工具 現在去 Tools. Now.
要是它們壞了 你這個暑假 And if they're ruined, you're going to work
就要賺錢來賠 我是認真的 the whole set off this summer. I mean it.
管你送報紙 A paper route.
賣玉米 Big Chief Indian Corn.
還是其它什麼鬼 我不在乎 Goddamn Ohio Soccer Jazz. I don't care.
你自己選 You have your pick.
今天起老實點 This bullshit ends today.
行啊 Yes, it does.
我不能走一整天啊 Joe PATRICK: I can't walk all day like this, Joe.
好嘛 我們快到了 JOE: Okay. We're almost there.
就差50碼 Just 50 yards.
快到哪了？ PATRICK: Almost where?
在這林子裡 What the hell could you be showing me
你能給我看點什麼呀 in the woods right now'?
這是什麼 Joe What is this, Joe?
你想你房間朝東還是朝西 You want your room facing sunrise or sunset?
我的什麼？ My What?!
我們的新房子就建在這了 夥計 This is the site of our new house, man.
什麼 樹屋嗎 What, like a tree house?
不 是真房子 No, like a real house.
我要搬出來了 我們都要搬出來 I'm moving out. We're moving out.
你他媽說啥呢 What the hell are you talking about?
我媽連我在家穿襪子 My mom won't let me walk
都要管 around the house without socks on.
她才不會讓我們 She's definitely not going to let us
住這老林子裡呢 live out here in the woods.
不會有人找到我們的 Patrick No one will find us out here, Patrick.
這房子 這地方 是我們的 This house, this land, it's ours!
我們自己做主 懂嗎 We make the rules, you know?
像大人一樣 Like men!
然後我們就這麼搬來這 So we're just going to move out here
然後 破草叢裡建個房子? and, uh, build a house from scratch?
能有多難 How hard can it be?
且慢。。這小孩 Hold on... what is this kid
在這幹嘛 doing here?
我不知道 I don't know.
我不敢叫他走 I'm afraid to tell him to leave.
我不知道他會做出什麼事來 I don't know what he's capable of.
別理他 Forget him.
一起幹吧 夥計 Break ground with me, man.
我很抱歉 Joe 但不能這樣 Look, I'm sorry, Joe, but I can't do this.
到家給我電話 Call me when you get home.
Patrick?
你今天穿藍襯衫哦？ MRS. KEENAN: So you wore the blue shirt today?
沒穿那件帶口袋的？ Not the one with the pocket?
-他穿了藍的 -是啊 - He's got the blue one on. - PATRICK: Yeah.
禮貌點 小伙子 Whoa, rope in the attitude, mister.
這跟你媽說話呢 This is your mother you're speaking to.
-別這樣 夥計 - Come on, buddy. Come on. - Huh? Huh?
-抱歉 爸 -他演給誰看呢 - My word. - Sorry, Dad. - Who is he doing a show for?
噢我知道 就像他前面有個鏡頭 Oh, my gosh, I know, it's like he's on camera.
這附近有女孩子嗎 Are there girls around?
恩 一定有 MRS. KEENAN: Yeah, there must be. Uh-oh.
搜尋少女中 Girl check.
搜尋比基尼少女 Checking for a girl in a bikini.
-沒 我一個沒見著 - Nope. I don't see one. - (parents chuckling)
荷爾蒙氾濫喲 Those hormones are a-ragin'.
Hello?
算我一個 I'm in.
-什麼 -建房子 - What? - (over phone): The house.
我會去 I'll do it.
Yes! Yes! Holy shit! Yes!
好啊 太棒了 Okay. Awesome.
我們明天動工 JOE: Well, we'll break ground tomorrow.
是喔 (scoffs) Yeah, right.
Hello?
Joe 你整天不在 怎麼跟你爸交代的 Joe, what do you tell your dad when you leave all the time?
我們即使說話也說不到那份上 If we were talking, I still wouldn't tell him shit.
天啊 你們怎麼了 Jesus, what happened between you two?
沒怎麼 Nothing.
他只是個寂寞的老混蛋 He's just an old, lonely prick,
我要趁沒變得像他那樣之前 and I want to get out of there
離開那裡 before I end up anything like him.
Joe?
現在有空嗎 Can I talk to you for a second?
-你做的？ -我做的 - You made this? - I did.
只花了一點點時間 Took very little time.
就幾天 Very few days.
「我叫賈瑪·科羅拉多，我綁架了你兒子 "My name is Jamal Colorado, and I have kidnapped your son.
「他沒受傷，而且要是你遵循以下條件 "He is unharmed, and will stay that way
「他就一直不會受傷 if you abide by the following rules."
「賈瑪·科羅拉多」？ "Jamal Colorado"?
「艾弗內·德克薩斯」？ JOE: "Anfernee Texas"?
「德肖恩·猶他」 "D'Sean Utah"?
沒錯 我按丹澤爾·華盛頓 Yeah, I decided on the format
的命名方式來的 of Denzel Washington:
一個黑鬼名 接個州的姓 a black first name, followed by a state.
去你的 我們才不用這個 Yeah, fuck that. We're not using those.
好吧 Biaggio JOE: Okay, Biaggio,
努力是好。。 good effort...
但計劃實在糟 although very poorly planned out
而且 呃。。 and, um...
異常種族歧視 savagely racist.
我只是不想啥也不做 I just didn't want to do nothing.
(TV playing indistinctly)
(TV continues playing)
Dad, um...
我想今晚在Patrick家過夜 I'm gonna spend the night at Patrick's tonight,
如果可以的話 if that's okay.
行啊 記得七點半前上床睡覺 Okay, and make sure you're in bed by 7:30.
我會電話確認 I'll call the Keenans.
(Joe scoffs)
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(chuckles)
自由！ Freedom!
操你啊 Frank Fuck you, Frank!
親愛的 我買了傳統Ciabatta麵包 Honey, I got the classic ciabatta bread.
-他們終於有貨了 -今天很狂野嘛 - They finally had it. - You're getting wild.
-切片的 -是喔 - Sliced. - (chuckling): Yeah.
-今天是我們的大日子 -你可真瘋 - This is our big day. - You're crazy.
我們平常只吃手工的 We usually do rustic ciabatta.
我知道 I know it.
媽 爸 我今晚去Joe家 Mom, Dad, I'm going to spend the night at Joe's.
哦 好吧 親愛的 Oh, okay, honey.
就是 我已經做好晚飯了 Well, I already made dinner, though,
帶點蔬菜湯去吧 so take some vegetable soup for you and Joe.
呃 不了 謝謝 Uh, no, thanks.
沒人喜歡蔬菜湯 媽 No one likes vegetable soup, Mom.
恩。。 Well... (chuckles)
我猜我們在「假裝國」 MR. KEENAN: Okay, we're in Pretendland, I guess.
說什麼「沒人喜歡蔬菜湯」 "Nobody likes vegetable soup."
-你聽到了嗎 親愛的？ -聽到了 - Did you hear this, honey? - I heard it.
-哦 天啊 -他可是你兒子 - Oh, my God. - He's your son.
聽著 告訴Toy先生 Listen, tell Mr. Toy
湯裡放點白飯 to put some white rice underneath it.
可好吃了 It'll be delightful.
媽 別 Mom, no.
不要蔬菜湯 No vegetable soup.
我們不會喝蔬菜湯的 We're not eating vegetable soup.
我去拿飯盒 I'm getting a Tupperware.
來 帶個西紅柿 Here, take this tomato.
(exhales)
Jesus.
你還好嗎 小胖 You okay, fatty?
不 No.
不 我不好 No, I'm not.
我。。我是真緊張 I... I'm really nervous.
我們真要這麼干 是不 We're really doing this, huh?
是的 Yes, we are.
我之前從沒幹過這種事 Joe I've never done anything like this, Joe.
快把我逼瘋了 It's starting to freak me out.
唔 呃 我也沒有 Well, uh, neither have I.
這才是重點 Kind of the point.
是 是 我知道 我知道 Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
好吧 在我下一個 Just, okay, before I make
重大決定之前 a big decision,
我總是 你知道的 對自己說 I always, you know, say to myself,
「要是接下來的三十秒裡上帝給我 "I'll do it unless God gives me
一個明顯的徵兆的話 我就這麼做」 a definitive omen in the next 30 seconds."
你明白的 So, you know,
這是我的小蠢迷信 it's just some dumb superstition I have.
要是你不想等 沒事的 If you don't want to do it, that's fine.
但。。 But...
你想等嗎 Do you want to?
行啊 Sure, yeah.
It's...
恩 閉上眼睛 對 Yeah, so just like, close your eyes, and yeah.
對了 You got it.
（雷鳴） (thunder booms)
Oh.
好啦 咱們走 Okay, let's go.
等等 什麼 Wait, what?
不 不 那是打雷 No, no, that was thunder.
絕對是壞兆頭 Definitely a bad omen.
行了 走吧 那是打雷 No, come on, that was thunder.
那是棵樹 這是塊石頭 That's a tree. This is a rock.
走吧夥計 這是大自然 Come on, man, it's nature.
不是什麼徵兆 It's not an omen.
有點常識 Have some common sense.
-「常識」？ -又不是一隻烏鴉 - "Common sense"? - It's not like a raven
飛來叫我們滾遠點 told us to go away.
行 我們要這麼幹了 Yeah, we're doing this.
哦上帝啊 Oh, God.
(Joe whoops)
(chuckles)
準備好了？ JOE: Ready?
好了 把東西拿出來吧 All right, let's unpack.
(screaming)
我來早了 I came early.
哦操 Oh, shit.
(panting): Dude.
- (laughter) - Oh, my God.
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(chuckles)
Fuck, yeah.
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(whispering): Patrick.
搞什。。？天啊 PATRICK: What the f...? Jesus.
-幾點了 哥兒們 -誰在乎 - What time is it, man? - Who cares?
我們在樹林裡 We're out in the woods.
樹林裡沒時間這概念 There's no time in the woods.
我們探險去 Let's go exploring.
-啥 -啥 - What? - What?
樹林裡當然有時間概念了 Of course there's time in the woods.
在戶外觀察。。 You go outside and you look at the...
太陽 它在天上越高 the sun, and the higher it is in the sky,
時間就越晚 the later it is in the day.
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(shouts)
「我們以 JOE: "We do swear,
「失去友誼的痛苦發誓 "under pain of friendship lost,
「永遠不對 "to never speak
「任何成年人說起這片地方 "of this enterprise to any adult,
「永遠不洩露這個地點 "and to never betray its location
「或她的參與人員 "or its participants,
「從今開始 "and from this day forthwith
「自己燒水 "to boil our own water,
「自己打獵 自己建房 "kill our own food, build our own shelter
「自己做主」 and be our own men."
好啦 我們得給每個東西取霹靂的名字 All right, we need cool names for everything.
犀利 神話般的名字 Like, awesome, mythical names.
-不 我們不用 -或者 比如。。 - No, we don't. - Or, uh...
命運之樹 The Trees of Destiny.
- Oh! - (laughter)
-別 -別 小心地圖！ - No. - No! The map!
- Aah! - (laughter)
(squealing)
-那麼 Patrick是摔跤手？ -對 很優秀的 - So, Patrick's a wrestler? - Oh, very good one.
-對 很優秀的 -很棒的摔跤手 - Yes, a good one. - Very good wrestler.
是什麼式的 希臘-羅馬還是競技場式？ So what's that, Greco-Roman or arena'?
不要回答 MRS. KEENAN: Don't answer that.
希臘-羅馬的 競技場式是什麼 Greco-Roman. What's arena?
是高級玩家的 Arena is pro.
你覺得Joe會以離家出走 WOMAN: Do you think that Joe would run away
-來證明什麼嗎 -哦 等等 - to prove a point'? - MRS. KEENAN: Oh, hold on now.
我們不覺得他們這是離家出走 We don't know that they've run away.
Patrick完全沒有 I mean, there is absolutely no reason
離家出走的理由 that Patrick would run away.
Patrick不會出走的 不會 Not for Patrick to run away, no.
-好吧 -你是對的 - Okay. - You're right.
這是典型的綁架 It's a classic kidnapping.
他們綁走了我們的孩子、罐頭食品和意粉 They took our children and the canned goods and pasta.
行啦 瞧 我不得不承認 WOMAN: All right, look, I hate to admit it,
Frank是對的 現在 我們假設 but Frank is right. Right now, we have to assume
這是自願性失蹤 that these are voluntary disappearances.
哇 真令人吃驚 Wow. What do you know?
警察啊 總是把他們愛爾蘭式觀點強加於人 The police, always pushing their pig Irish agendas.
哇 Whoa.
Keenan夫人 我像你保證 Mrs. Keenan, I assure you,
沒有其他觀點 there is no other agenda
能幫你找到兒子了 than to find your son right now.
少來 愛爾蘭人相當於歐洲的黑鬼 No. The Irish are the blacks of Europe.
歐洲的黑鬼 The blacks of Europe.
-哦天啊 -句號 - MR. KEENAN: Oh, my God. - Period.
-真敢說 -這不是。。 - That's powerful stuff. - That's not...
好 哇 MR. KEENAN: Okay, wow.
甜心 我也是愛爾蘭人啊 記得不 Sweetheart, I'm Irish, okay?
我們壓力很大 隊長 We're under a lot of stress, Captain.
我很抱歉。。 I'm sorry about...
你知道Patrick曾是我們唯一的孩子嗎 You know Patrick was our only boy.
-「就是」 -你知道嗎 - "Is." - Did you know that?
-是的 我知道 -真的嗎 - Yes, I do. - Did you?
非常清楚 I'm well aware.
根據報告 Listen, according to the report,
價值80-100美元的食物 $80 to $100 in food
和生活物品丟失了 and housewares is missing.
在Toy家裡 From the Toy house,
丟了一套工具 we are down a tool set,
燒烤用品和現金240元 grill utensils and about $240 in cash.
那麼 我相信你們不會提起訴訟 Now, I presume we're not pressing charges.
Frank 你想對Joe Frank, would you like
提出控告嗎 to press charges against Joe?
(sighs)
暫時不想 Not at this time.
他把大富翁也拿走了 FRANK (voice-over): He took the Monopoly, too.
明顯為了噁心我 Obviously to spite me.
也許他只是想要點 HEATHER: Maybe he just wanted
紀念你的東西 something to remember you by.
不可能 No way.
他可恨那破遊戲了 你沒注意他前幾天晚上嗎 He hates that damn game. Did you see him the other night?
恩 他曾經喜歡過的 你知道 Well, he used to love it, you know,
當時 我們還是一家四口 when it was, like, the four of us.
你有點像在給他的回憶抹黑 爸 You're kind of shitting on his memories, Dad.
不然我該怎麼辦 Heather Well, what am I supposed to do, Heather?
要是我死了 他不到六周 You know, if I died, he'd get
就能把我給忘了 over it in about six weeks.
先生 中餐到了 Uh, sir, Chinese food is here,
所以我想。。 so I would like to actually...
多少錢 How much?
呃 51刀 Uh, it's $51.
51刀？ $51?
你到底點了什麼啊 Heather？ What the hell did you order? Heather?
別怪我 我叫了餃子 Don't look at me. I got dumplings.
我一點不餓 I'm not even hungry.
呃 我點了。。 Yeah, I actually ordered a...
一大份蝦 配龍蝦醬 a large portion of the shrimp with lobster sauce.
我覺得它挺天然健康的 I figured it was pretty neutral.
我們能像一家人一樣一起吃 We can eat it family-style.
-天然健康？ -恩哼 - Neutral? - Mm-hmm.
蝦配龍蝦醬？ Shrimp with lobster sauce?
是啊 Yeah.
我想不到 I can't think
比它更非主流的食物了 of a more marginal dish in any culture.
- Hi. - Hey.
你叫什麼 What's your name?
我的美國名字是Gary My American name is Gary.
你曾有過這樣的一天嗎 Gary You ever have one of those days, Gary?
怎樣的一天？ What kind of days?
就像我現在這樣 The kind I'm having right now.
我不知道你是哪樣 I don't know what kind of day you're having.
就像你感覺有人 Where you feel like somebody
一整天都在對你的臉撒尿 is pissing in your face all day long.
這好事還是壞事啊 Is that good or bad?
-壞事 -壞事喔 - Bad. - Bad.
Gary啊 Gary,
每次。。 every time...
瞧見這些餛飩了嗎 Gary You see those wontons, Gary?
-瞧見他們有多大嗎 -嗯哼 - You see the size of them? - Mm-hmm.
它們也太大了 朋友 Those wontons are too big, my friend.
大家都喜歡啊 還有人向我們討食譜 Everybody loves those. People ask us for the recipe.
我們不能提供就是了 We won't provide it.
這還是培訓的一部分。。如何應對非常 It's part of our training... how to deal with people
非常想要食譜的人 who want the recipe too bad.
-哦? -我們有句必說的話 - Oh? -We have a phrase we have to repeat.
-是什麼？ -「我們不能提供食譜」 - What is that? - "We won't provide it."
我明白大餛飩的好處了 I can see the value of these now.
我能讓鄰居家小孩過來 I can have the kids from the neighborhood come over
在上面跳來跳去 and bounce up and down on them at a fucking party.
-喔 諷刺啊 我懂了 -丫大得跟充氣蹦蹦城堡似的 - Oh, sarcasm, I get it. - It's like a bouncy house.
窮人的智慧 The poor man's wit.
我的問題是 Gary My question for you, Gary, is:
我該怎麼用我正常人類的小嘴吃這玩兒 How do you want me to eat these with my normal human mouth?
像蟒蛇那樣下頜大張嗎 Do you want me to unhinge my jaw like an anaconda?
我是不是得吞了這個 再在太陽下 Should I put this in my belly and lay out in the sun
-躺上兩個月來消化它？ -爸 夠了 天啊 - for two months, digesting it? - Dad, enough! My God!
-付錢就好了嘛 -GARY：上帝 是啊 - Just pay the poor guy. - GARY: My God. Yeah, and maybe
也許你家要買點叉子什麼的 you should get some forks in the house
然後你爸你就不用張開他那蠢下頜。。 so your dad doesn't have to unhinge his stupid jaw to...
行了行了 老實說 你家餛飩 We're done here, and for the record, your wontons
實在太大了 沒人能他媽的吃得進 are way too big. Nobody can fucking eat those.
錯 我就能吃 不要還給我啊 No, I can eat them; just give them to me.
-晚安 Gary -我很樂意吃掉它們 - Good night, Gary. - I'd be very happy to eat those.
你房子環境真爛 Your house has a bad vibe.
沒米 No more rice,
沒意粉 no more pasta.
是時候來吃頓實誠的了 It's time to eat an honest meal.
Biaggio?
你和我去樹那裡 You and I will take to the trees.
Patrick,
你 呃。。 you, uh...
好 好 我懂了 Yeah, yeah, I know.
我。。我撿漿果和蘋果 I... I pick berries and apples
和草料 and forage.
這安排太有道理了 And it makes a lot of sense, yeah.
(grunting)
誒 什麼 Oh, what?
因為你更壯就該當獵手？ You should be the hunter just because you're stronger?
是啊 Yeah.
哦 別。。 Oh, don't...
別亂喝水 don't drink the water.
嗯哼 我不該喝的 Uh-uh, I shouldn't have done that.
我很高興你來了 Biaggio I'm glad you came out, Biaggio.
我是說，這是、、 I mean, this is...
這是我們的成年式 見鬼 this is our rite of passage, goddamn it.
你有沒有試過 Have you ever felt
覺得。。真正和自己融為一體？ this at one with... with yourself?
和你的本能 和大自然？ With your instincts, with nature?
和。。 This...
覺得特別爺兒們？ this masculine?
我不知道 I don't know.
我不覺得我有性別 I don't really see myself as having a gender.
有問題嗎 Is that a problem?
沒問題 It's not great.
打野牛往這走 朋友 This way to the bison, my friend.
等你上來 When you get up here,
就能看到一大片野牛 you can see a field of bison
莊嚴地吃草 majestically grazing.
喔喔 拿好武器 Ooh, get your weapon ready.
-好勒 - Yeah.
走吧 Biaggio 走走 Let's go, Biaggio. Come on.
但是。。 No, but the...
烤雞可好吃了 the quarter dark is so good.
炸雞店 那是。。 Boston Market, that's...
那是屬於我們過去的生活 that's from our old life,
我們軟弱的生活 our weak life.
在這等著 Wait here.
這會招來什麼。。。食腐動物？ What will it attract... scavengers?
是食腐動物？看看這些 Scavengers? Look at this.
國王都夠吃了 Fit for a goddamn king.
這林子裡有熊嗎 Are there any bears in these woods?
希望有 Hope so.
熊能夠我們吃一個月 A bear would feed us for a month.
也許我們能讓它感到幻滅 Perhaps we can disillusion him.
熊要是什麼都不相信 A bear who doesn't believe in anything
比較容易放倒 will be easier to bring down.
我。。我猜我同意吧 I... I guess I agree with that.
也許小點的獵物更好 Might be a little small.
1 2 3 4 5 One, two, three, four, five.
你褲子上有吊牌 You have a tag on your pants.
你為這次活動買新衣服了？ Did you buy new clothes for this?
就是這樣的。。這是風格 It comes like that... it's the style.
Yes!
Okay, come on.
等等 拿劍 No, the swords.
成啦 We got it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, God, okay.
翻 翻 翻過來 Flip, flip, flip the thing,
然後我會 呃 取它性命 and I'll, uh... I'll take its life.
照著脖子砍 Strike it at its neck. Don't compromise the meat.
-我懂 我懂 -它會求饒 別理它 - I know, I know. - It may plead; don't listen.
-冷靜 -我會的 - Be cold, clinical with the blade. -I will.
他會試著討饒。。這是天性 It may try to bargain... this is natural.
-翻了就是了！ -OK - Just turn it! - Okay!
(screeching)
恩 我就很驚奇 PATRICK: Yeah, I'm just surprised
你在這林子裡能找到活雞 you found a live chicken in these woods.
沒錯 是的 先生 Yup, yes, sir.
太神奇了 That's amazing.
JOE: Biaggio,
你做的玉米布丁人間美味 your corn pudding is to die for.
我想要份食譜 I have to know the recipe.
Mmm.
Oh, God.
就你聰明 So smug.
哥兒們 PATRICK: Dude,
食物招老鼠 food attracts mice.
你知道老鼠招什麼嗎 And you know what mice attract?
-蠢屌問題？ -錯 - Stupid fucking questions? - No.
招蛇 They attract snakes.
在意大利語裡 「蛇」這個詞 In Italian, the word for "snake"
的意思是「惡魔的老二」 means "the demon's cock."
-才不是呢 -信不信由你 - No, it doesn't. - There's a chance that it doesn't.
隨便啦 Whatever, dude.
從今往後 From here on out,
-所有吃剩的進火堆 要不埋起來 - all the food goes either in the fire or in the ground. - (groans)
天啊 夥計 你真是負能量 God, man, you're so doom and gloom
總是這樣 享受當下嘛 all the time. Just enjoy this.
這不是負能 It's not doom and gloom, bro.
我剛才才看到銅頭蛇蛻的皮 I just found a copperhead skin two hours ago.
我在書裡讀到過 動物把恐懼當成一種顏色 I read once that animals see fear as a color.
我還以為你不懂怎麼讀書呢 I thought you can't read.
不 我懂 No, I can read.
我只是不懂怎麼哭 I can't cry.
唔 好樣的 Well, there you go.
ok 我們追蹤了Joe和Patrick的手機 OFFICER: Okay, we traced Joe and Patrick's cell phones
發現在這巴士上 to this bus.
Savanovic, Dietzel,
檢查座椅下面 看看衛生間門是不是鎖了 check under the seats, see if the bathroom's locked.
這是一位藝術家的畫 推測他現在 This is an artist's projection
看起來可能像什麼樣 of what he might look like now.
鬍子可能多了點 The beard may be a little full.
他們不在這 FRANK: They aren't here.
這可真浪費時間 Davis This is a waste of real time, Davis.
要是想的話你能看看巴士底下有沒有 You can check under the bus if you want.
那裡地方不大就是了 There's not a lot of air
可能能躲人 不過。。 that can make it under there, but...
聽我說 我們的兒子八年前也出走了 Listen to me. Our son ran away about eight years ago.
-我很抱歉 他回來了嗎 -他回來了嗎 - I'm sorry. Did he come back? - So, he came back?
-唔 一開始我們是很艱難。。 -呃 謝謝 - Well, it was a really hard time for us. -Uh, thank you.
天啊 我們現在不想聽這個 先生 你還好嗎 Jesus, we don't need this right now, sir. Are you okay?
-呃 他什麼意思 -他沒什麼意思 - Uh, what does he mean? - He doesn't mean anything.
-你們接下來要互相扶持了 -先生 - You need to lean on each other. - Sir.
-哦上帝啊 -把他弄回車上 - Oh, my God. - Get him back on the bus.
-Davis -不 我不想回車上 - Davis. - No, I don't want to get on the bus.
我可是個執照心理咨詢師！ I'm a licensed therapist!
這是Joe的包 This is Joe's bag.
是空的 It's empty.
-那是Patrick的手機 -那是Joe的 - That's Patrick's phone. - That's Joe's.
這年頭還有人用拷機？ Some dude had a beeper?
好犀利 DRIVER: That's dope.
等 等等 MRS. KEENAN: W-Wait a minute.
那。。那是什麼 What... what is that?
那意味著什麼 What does that mean?
是個大富翁角色代表 It's a Monopoly piece.
是我常用的 MY Piece.
他是在嘲弄我 He's taunting me.
就像十二宮殺手 He's like the Zodiac Killer.
好吧 現在你只能祈禱了 Okay, the worst thing you can do is hope right now.
就跟你們說一下 I'm just letting you know.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
我們走起 準備好了? We have to do this for real. Ready?
1 2..1 2 3 4！ One, two... a-one, two, three, four!
(rhythmic clanking resumes)
(Biaggio chanting)
(rhythmic clanking continues)
(chanting)
(rhythmic grunting)
(birds chirping and cawing)
干了 JOE (voice-over): Cheers.
(chuckles)
我們有水 住的地兒 我們能在桌上 We have water, shelter. We can put a balanced meal
擺上體面的一餐 我是說 我們自己拿主意 on the table. I mean, we answer to no one.
我們是真漢子 We're men.
就現在 Just now'?
真是這樣？ Just happened?
真是這樣 夥計 Just happened, man.
還真是 You don't say.
我的意思是 JOE: All I'm saying is that if anything
要是真的缺點啥的話。。 was missing from all of this...
。。應該就是個姑娘了 ...it'd be a woman's touch.
我們還有Biaggio呢 We have Biaggio.
那不算 JOE: Doesn't count.
-這邊 嘿 嘿 嘿 -哦 什麼 什麼 - Right here. Hey, hey, hey. - Oh, what, what?
嘿- Hey-
-hello -得整杯喝的 - KELLY: Hello. - Got to get my drink on.
hi 你們想來點什麼 Hi. Do you guys want anything?
呃 我這有個高爾夫球 Titleist牌的 Uh, I got a Titleist right here.
值個3塊5 要是我能 It's worth like $3.50, so if I could get
換包薯片 一支啤酒 還有5毛找頭 a Sun Chips and a beer and then 50 cents
就太好了 in change, that would be fantastic.
好吧 唔 我們這不施行易貨制 Okay, well, we do not run on a barter system.
「疑惑」制是什麼鬼 What the fuck is a "barger" system?
-是易貨 -「疑惑」？ - KELLY: Barter. - Barger?
就是你用物品或服務等價交換 而不是現金 When you use equal goods or services instead of cash.
所以你承認在你的「疑惑」制裡 So you admit that these are equal goods
-這些是等價的嘍 -是 但我們這 - in your barger system. - Yeah, but we
不施行易貨制 do not run on a barter system.
這不是重點 That's not the point.
(birds chirping)
你上電視了 Joe 你爸快化身寡婦製造者了 KELLY: You're on the news, Joe. Your dad was on K-19.
好吧 拜託 (sighs) Okay, please.
我爸巴不得我不在 好嗎 My dad is loving every second of this, okay?
不 Joe 我很懷疑 No, Joe, I seriously doubt that.
然後 呃。。 So, uh...
。。Patrick現在也有超級大鬍子了？ ...does Patrick have a really big, crazy beard now, too'?
是啊 是啊 他比我的誇張一點 Yeah, yeah, his is a little more serious than mine.
我。。我體毛少 I have... I have thin hair.
你懂的 得慢慢留 You know, you have to groom it.
哦 是喔 Oh, right.
是啊 像Paul那噁心的山羊鬍那樣 Yeah, like Paul's sick-ass goatee?
Uh...
我猜你沒聽說 I guess you wouldn't have heard...
Paul和我分手了 Paul and I broke up.
喔 Oh.
這事兒沒完 Kelly This isn't over, Kelly.
這事兒沒完 Kelly！ This isn't over, Kelly!
呃。。 呃 沒 我沒聽說 Uh... uh, no, I did not catch wind of that.
Um...
我很遺憾 I'm sorry, though.
我 呃 過來是想請你去吃晚飯 I, uh, came here actually to invite you to dinner.
呃 有點像個。。喬遷餐會 Uh, sort of like a... a housewarming thing.
-如果你願意的話 -好啊 我當然願意 - If you want. - Yeah, obviously I want to,
但我怎麼。。我怎麼去？ but how do I... how do I get there?
我要。。 Do I have to...
蒙著眼睛之類的嗎 be blindfolded or something?
重中之重 你絕對必須一定 In all seriousness, it's of
不能告訴別人 absolute vital importance that you not tell anyone,
-別帶其他人來 誰也別帶 -好 - not bring anyone. No one. - Yes.
-這事關生死 Kelly -好啦 好啦 好啦 - This is life or death, Kelly. - Okay, okay, okay.
好 Okay.
(whooping)
(groans)
Bitch.
Joe.
(rustling in bushes)
(rustling continues, footsteps scurrying)
哥兒們 Dude.
Biaggio.
你偽裝得太可怕了 You're camouflaged horribly.
同志！ Dude!
Joe人呢 Where's Joe?
怎麼了 夥計 What's up, man?
怎麼了？ What's up?
你見到Joe了嗎 Have you seen Joe?
不 我不知道他在哪 No, I don't know where he is.
也不知道Biaggio在哪 But where's Biaggio?
你不就在這 You're right here.
你就是在。。哦上帝 You're right... Oh, God.
好啦 好啦 被你發現了 Okay, fine, fine.
我們是買了點雞 We bought a few chickens.
25只以上30只以內 Less than 30, more than 25.
但Biaggio和我 But the fact is Biaggio and I
每天都歷經艱險地 have been hunting and getting
在外打獵啊 pretty goddamn dangerous out there.
你們真虛偽 This is hypocrisy.
Joe 聽聽你自己吧 你晚上怎麼睡得著 Joe, listen to yourself. How can you sleep at night?
聽著 我能接受 Look, I can deal with the fact
雞是店裡買來的 that the chickens were store-bought.
好嗎 我能 Okay? I can.
讓我困擾的是 But it really bothers me
那道烤土豆不是Biaggio做的 that the loaded potato isn't Biaggio's recipe.
不 不 不 那還真是 No. No, no, that actually really is.
我。。我真不知道他哪搞來的蔥 I... I honestly have no idea where he's getting chives.
那麼 呃 我能過去嗎還是。。？ So, um, can I pass or...?
我不斷跟自己說 MR. KEENAN (voice-over): Judy keeps saying
無論他們在拿 只少他們擁有彼此 that wherever they are, at least they have each other.
(sighs)
我猜這能讓我安心 你知道嗎 I guess that calms me down sometimes, you know?
我在想那是誰的主意 FRANK (voice-over): I got to wonder whose idea it all was.
是喔 MR. KEENAN (laughing): Yeah.
等等 你認真的？ Wait, are you serious?
可能是Patrick的主意 It could have been Patrick's idea.
不可能 喔 天啊 No way. Oh, my gosh.
是Joe開車載著他們 Joe is the one who drove them
去看電影的 當時他們才九歲 to the movies when they were nine.
記得嗎？ 唯一導致他們被抓的是 Remember? Only reason they got caught
他們經過了一間得來速 is 'cause they went through a drive-through.
翻車魚 見鬼 Sunfish. Damn it.
是Joe把Patrick的寵物龜綁到風箏上的 Joe is the one who tied Patrick's pet turtle to a kite.
想把它送上太空 Wanted to send him up into space.
我忘了 I forgot about that.
你在笑嗎 Are you laughing?
你覺得這事好笑嗎 Are you laughing at that?
這是。。這是讚賞的笑 FRANK: It was... it was more of a laugh of admiration.
為了被謀殺的烏龜？ For the murder of a turtle'?
烏龜死了？ The turtle died, then?
是的 烏龜死了 Frank Yeah, the turtle died, Frank.
我估摸著這事挺遺憾的 I suppose that's a shame.
問題是Joe是個長不大的孩子 The problem is Joe's a mama's boy.
Clarissa對他很好 Clarissa was good for him.
不怎麼管他 She just let him be.
他內裡的小小邪惡火花 Something about his innate sense of menace
似乎讓她著迷 seemed to charm her.
現在就剩我們爺兒倆了 Now it's just the two of us.
我。。我想我教壞了他 I... I'm afraid I broke him.
我們的兒子的確出走了 MR. KEENAN: I mean, our sons did run away.
他們不想。。他們不想和我們呆在一起 They don't... they don't want to be with us.
他們不想住同一屋簷下 They don't want to live in our houses.
我猜也許。。我們做錯了什麼 你明白嗎 I guess maybe... we did do something wrong, you know?
什麼鬼 What the heck?
啊 Ah.
是Patrick在我見鬼的泳池裡 Patrick is the one who set up Bicycle Olympics
舉辦自行車奧運會的 in my goddamn swimming pool.
那可花了我1300大洋 That was a nice $1,300 repair job.
我從沒告訴過你 I never called you about that.
我們剛還在感性一刻呢 Frank Thought we were having a moment just then, Frank.
而且單車奧運是Joe的主意 And Bicycle Olympics was Joe's idea.
媽的 Goddamn it.
(sighs)
Joe 我喜歡這 Joe, I love it here.
餘下今生我想跟你一起 I want to spend the rest of my days with you.
我是真心的 That's an emotional fact for me.
是的 但。。 Yes, but...
但我擔心 But I worry.
我止不住擔心啊 I can't keep my brain from worrying.
這是我的。。 My..
我的女性本能 my woman brain.
啊 我甜美的Kelly啊 Ah, my sweet Kelly,
莫要讓這片刻毀滅 why should we let it ruin this moment'?
Joe！ FRANK (voice booming): Joe!
是時返歸 It's time to come home.
退開 Frank Leave us, Frank.
此林歸屬吾輩 The forest is ours.
別自不量力 You're out of your depth.
你讓我在全鎮人前出醜 男孩 You made a fool of me in front of the whole town, boy.
狀如丑角 A harlequin.
堂堂男子漢 其道路自由其選擇 He is a man grown, and his path is his own to choose.
安靜 娼婦 Silence, land-trunt.
你贏了 You win.
-等級：S - Perfect.
Joe Hey 兄弟 有人來了 Joe. Hey, bro, we got company.
一大夥人 Lots of company.
Hi 兄弟 Hi, brother.
還好嗎 BIAGGIO: All right.
這太棒了 Joe KELLY: This is so great, Joe.
喲 夥計們 BOY: Yo, bros, what did you guys do
這雞你們怎麼做的 with this chicken?
入口即化啊 Melts in your goddamn mouth, right?
那 呃 你們每晚都吃同樣的東西嗎 So, um, do you guys eat the same thing every night?
是啊 吃很多雞 Yeah, a lot of chicken.
他們滿地跑 They're everywhere here.
-是吧 Joe？ -恩 - Right, Joe? - Oh.
各種品種 All sorts of them.
對 Patrick他 恩 Yeah, Patrick, um,
他一般負責採集 he usually takes care of the gathering,
比如漿果啊 根莖啊 you know, berries, roots.
我負責找肉和蛋白質 I take care of the meat and the protein.
還有購物 And the shopping.
他是個還價高手 He's a great bargain hunter.
我負責打獵 I do the hunting.
那 Biaggio 你負責什麼 So, Biaggio, what do you do?
我幾天前碰到隻狗 I met a dog the other day
它教我怎麼去死 that taught me how to die.
(Joe clears throat)
是啊 呃 Biaggio是個。。 Yeah, uh, Biaggio here, he's a...
多方面天賦秉異小能手 he's a real renaissance man.
我做事特別專注 BIAGGIO: I have incredible focus.
你得見識他的手活 太快了 You should see his hands. So quick.
這小傢伙能徒手 This cat right here, he can snatch trout
把鱒魚從他媽的小溪裡擒出來 right out of the goddamn stream.
Just...
扯蛋 Bullshit.
不 這是真的 我親眼見過 No, it's true. I've seen it.
證明完畢 I rest my case.
你拿了什麼嗎 Did you take anything out?
不 他不想要你的錢 PATRICK: No, he doesn't want your money.
就是玩玩 He just does it for sport.
你知道 恩 JOE: You know, urn,
那花是我摘的 I picked those flowers myself.
哦 是喔 它們真漂亮 Oh, yeah. They're really pretty.
□
這是什麼地方？ KELLY: So what is this all supposed to be?
這是秘密基地 This is the den.
哦 秘密基地 Oh, this is the den.
我真笨 How stupid of me.
恩 那個。。 Um, and that...
這是主臥 that is the master bedroom.
哇 Wow.
這太神奇了 Joe This is really amazing, Joe.
我的意思是 我以前都不知道 I mean, I had no idea
你這麼有才 how talented you were.
我是說 當然 我猜到過 但。。 I mean, of course, I suspected, but...
-當然 沒錯 -當然 - Of course. Right. - Of course.
太可怕了 PATRICK : That's horrible.
- PATRICK: Yeah. Uh...
Vicki在向你使眼色呢 夥計 Vicki's making eyes at you, man.
過去搭訕 看看她啊 Go talk to her. Look at her.
她可熱心 She's so into it.
我去搭訕 There's no point
根本沒意義 in me talking to her anyways.
為什麼 Why not?
Joe...
我是同志 I'm gay.
你確定嗎？嗯。。 Are you sure? Um...
確定 Yes.
每次換季我都會肺部充水 My lungs fill up with fluid every time the seasons change.
那不代表你是同志 Biaggio That's not being gay, Biaggio.
什麼 What?
我很確定你那是囊性纖維化 I'm pretty sure that's cystic fibrosis.
喔 Oh.
Biaggio 我不明白 Biaggio, I don't know why
你為什麼在笑。。囊性纖維化不是小事啊 you're smiling... cystic fibrosis is not a walk in the park.
實際上還挺嚴重的。。 It's actually a very serious medical...
嘿 那-那Kelly呢 Hey, what-what about Kelly?
她就是。。在干女孩子都會幹得事 She's just doing what... all girls do.
你懂嗎 You know?
假裝她不在乎 Pretending like she doesn't care.
吊你胃口。。我不知道 Playing hard to get. I don't know.
哦 夥計 Oh, man.
嘿 Hey.
Patrick?
-啥 -你睡著了嗎 -Yeah? - Can you sleep?
呃。。是啊 Um... yeah.
那 你想不想散個步什麼的？ Well, do you want to go for a walk or something?
我睡不著 'Cause I can't sleep.
-行啊 -好 - Sure. - Okay.
嘿 Joe Hey, Joe?
Joe 我們要走了 Joe, we're leaving.
你醒了嗎 Are you awake?
Biaggio!
Jesus Christ, dude.
呆著我能看見你的地方 好嗎 Stay above the surface where I could see you, okay?
我要去散個步 Um... Look, I'm gonna go for a walk.
別等我了 Don't wait up.
你得試著別老去想他們 You should try not to think about them so much.
是啊 恩。。 Yeah, uh...
我想我現在不是那麼好玩了 I'm sorry I'm not more fun to be around right now.
有什麼事都可以電話我 Call me with anything.
好嗎 什麼事都行 我住得不遠 Okay? Anything. I'm not far.
好的 謝謝 Yeah. Thanks.
保重 Colin Take care, Colin.
唱得。。愉快 Have fun with... singing.
哦 謝謝 太感謝了 Oh. Thank you. Thank you very much.
恩 其實我參加了一個。。 Um, I'm actually part of a...
無伴奏清唱團 它叫唔~~ a cappella band called Mmm.
走好 So long.
呃 其實我們 呃 Uh, we're actually, uh, performing
在排12聲部的"世紀的哭泣" 12-part harmony to, uh, "And the Band Played On."
-晚安 -你知道那歌嗎 - Good night. - Do you know the song?
呃 我唱和聲部給你聽 很快的 Uh, I'll just do the chorus, then, just real fast.
哦 寶貝 我覺得這不。。 Oh, babe, I don't think it's...
□ Casey would waltz □
□ With the strawberry blonde □
□ And the band □
- FRANK: 謝謝 - □ Played on □ - FRANK: Thank you.
□ He'd glide cross the floor with the girl □
□ He adored, and the □
□ Band played on □
好極 Great.
□ His brain was so loaded □
□ It nearly □
-還唱呢 - □ Exploded □ - Still going.
□ The poor girl would shake with alarm □
□ He'd never leave the girl with the □
□ Strawberry curls □
□ And the □
□ Band □
(in falsetto): □ Played... □
- □ On... □ - Okay. Oh, babe.
- HEATHER: Babe. - Ooh! (whoops)
我覺得我再也不會有性致了 I think I may never get an erection again.
爸！ 天啊 Dad! Jesus!
那啥。。我是說。。 Well... I mean...
呃 很高興再次見到你 Uh, it was good seeing you again.
好啦 安全駕駛 All right, drive safe.
嗷 算了 Aw, come on.
行了 親愛的 他剛。。 Come on, honey, he 'just...
對我高歌一曲。。我不能假裝 serenaded me... I can't pretend
-我喜歡那個 -是喔 - that's acceptable. - Right.
謝謝你這麼努力 Thanks for giving it the old college try.
我很感激 得走了 I appreciate it. I got to go.
操 抱歉啦 Shit, I'm sorry.
Heather.
我不是個混蛋 是嗎 I'm not a bastard, am I?
不 爸 真正的混蛋但是站那兒 No, Dad, a bastard would make everyone around him miserable
就讓周圍的人痛苦了 just 'cause he is.
Hey.
嘿 呃 我們。。 Hey, uh, we...
你們繼續 那啥。。 You do your thing. Just...
我們回見 I'll see you kids...
back at the house.
別擔心 Look... don't worry.
他永遠不會生你氣的 He could never be mad at you.
你們就像兄弟 You guys are like brothers.
這次不一樣 This is different.
太不一樣了 This is way different.
這真的有用嗎 Did this work?
這樣出走？ Running away?
我是說 你們在這真的開心嗎 I mean, are you really happy out here?
你知道 我只是。。 Yeah. You know, I'm just...
只要我父母不在 我上哪都開心 I'm happy to be wherever my parents are not.
Ah...
還有什麼比上好雪茄更好的事嗎 Biaggio Is anything better than a good stogie, Biaggio?
比如當在一個說謊更容易的情況下 Being in a situation
你選擇說實話 where it's easier to lie
而不是假話 but you choose to tell the truth.
唔唔 Hmm.
我猜那的確更好 Guess that is better.
Ok 我用B&O鐵路 Okay, I will trade you B&O Railroad
換你的公共設施 for both your utilities.
-呃。。 -呃。。 - Eh. - Eh...
呃。。再加上這張出獄卡 Eh... and this "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
成交 KELLY: Deal.
成交 真是好買賣 Deal. That's a good deal.
是挺好的交易 That's a good trade.
什麼 What?
沒錯 Yeah.
四條鐵路換公共設施 All four rail roads for the utilities
加上出獄卡 and your "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
我懂 Savvy.
哦 瞧啊。。 Oh, look at that...
「免費泊車」 "Free Parking."
猜怎麼著 You know what?
我要再多買點房子 I think I'm gonna buy some more houses.
有幾「多」？ How many is "more"?
我想想 Give me a second.
實際上。。 Actually...
Biaggio 我用Baltic Biaggio, I will give you Baltic,
Park Place和我所有的綠房子 Park Place and both my greens
-換你的橙房子 -我要一千塊 - for both your oranges. - I want $1,000.
-給你50 -成啊 - I'll give you $50. - Okay.
很高興和你做生意 Pleasure doing business with you.
你從一千降到50？ You just went from $1,000 to $50?
大人說話別插嘴 The men... are talking.
是啊 Patrick 大人在說話呢 Yes, Patrick, the men are talking.
-房產經紀人，能不能給我 - Realtor, could I please get
-拿三間酒店？ -哦 行啊 什麼顏色 - three hotels? - Oh, yeah, sure. On what?
橙色 我剛買的那種 Orange. What I just bought.
給你 經紀人 There you go, property manager.
你怎麼回事 Joe What's up, Joe?
沒怎麼回事 Nothing's up.
到你了 It's your roll.
Joe 如果我擲到6 8 或 9 Look, Joe, if I roll a six, an eight or a nine,
我就可慘了 things are gonna get very bad in here.
我不知道怎麼安慰你 夥計 I don't know what to tell you, buddy.
努力想著其他數字吧 Just think of all the other numbers in the world.
你們還好嗎 Is everything okay with you guys'?
好啊 Yeah.
好得不得了 We're golden.
剛那唱的哪一出 Joe？！ PATRICK: What was that play, Joe?!
-天啊 不就玩個遊戲嗎！ -那是我見過的 - Jesus! It is a game! - That was the lowest,
最低級垃圾賤精招數 shittiest, dickhead move I've ever seen.
第二低級 Second lowest.
Wow.
沒人想故意傷害你 Joe No one was ever trying to hurt you, Joe.
跟你根本一點關係都沒有 It was never about you!
我們只是。。自然而然地！ We just... It just happened!
-讓它過去吧！ -我已經讓它過去了！ - Get over it! - I'm over it!
這婊子喜歡上你 就代表她 The bitch wants you, then she's
根本配不上我！ not good enough for me anyway!
你他媽誰啊 什麼diva嗎 Who the fuck are you, Mary J. Blige?
-天啊 -Joe 我。。 - Jesus Christ! - Joe, I...
閉嘴 Kelly 好嗎 Shut up, Kelly! All right?
在你來之前一切都很好 Everything was fine until you came into the picture.
你就像。。天啊 你就像癌細胞一樣！ You're like... Jesus, you're like a cancer!
呃。。 Uh...
我得走了 I'm gonna go.
搞什麼啊 Joe What was that, Joe?
那什麼 你跟她一起走好了 You know what? Go be with her.
跟Kelly和你見鬼的娘一起混好了 Go hang with Kelly and your goddamn mother.
我不。。Joe 我不想走 I don't... Joe, I don't want to go.
Joe 我想留在這 Joe, I want to stay here.
-你想留在這？ -這是我最快樂的時光了 - You want to stay here? - This is the most fun I've ever had.
我們一起建的這棟房子！ We built this house together!
-跟她走 夥計 聽到? -Joe 我不想走 - Go be with her, man, hmm? - Joe, I don't want to go.
-滾出去！ -別這樣 夥計 我不是。。 - Get out of here, man! - Come on, man, I didn't...
去你的！ Come on!
我去拿工具 I'll get the tools.
我們能修好的 We'll fix it.
走開 Biaggio Leave me alone, Biaggio.
什麼意思 What do you mean?
我想一個人呆著 I'm saying I want to be alone.
走開 Go away.
別拐彎抹角 Joe Don't mince words with me, Joe.
我們已經歷太多 We've been through too much.
走吧你 Just leave.
Kelly!
Kelly.
我沒料到會發生這些事 I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
我不想挑撥朋友 I didn't want to come between friends.
我只是。。我。。 I've just... I've...
□
(birds chirping)
不！ No!
見鬼！ Damn it!
□
上帝啊。。！ God...!
操！ Fuck!
我們不想吵醒你 We didn't want to wake you.
是啊 Yeah.
(sniffles)
歡迎回家 Patrick Welcome home, Patrick.
停下 Stop.
好勒 Yep.
-很高興你回來了 - Glad you're back.
報道說這孩子整周都和他在一起 The report says this boy was with him the whole week.
他目前為止一字未提 He's given us nothing so far.
他對法律的蔑視 He has a contempt for the law
是我從沒在一個孩子身上見過的 I've never seen in a minor.
瞧他 他就是不坐 Look at him. He won't sit down.
不為偵訊室所動 He won't deflate the room.
非常成熟 It's actually quite sophisticated.
這孩子進到我腦海裡了 This kid is in my head.
想走就走 警官 這並不恥辱 If you need to leave, Sergeant, there's no shame in it.
是啊 也許去。。 Yeah, maybe just to...
往臉上拍點涼水 splash a bit of cold water on my face.
其實挺恥辱的 There is shame in it,
不過還是請你走吧 but please leave anyway.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
Patrick怎麼說 And Patrick?
他說自分開後 He says he hasn't seen Joe
就沒再見到Joe了 since they split up.
(playing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game")
- (woman moans) - MAN: No.
別摘下 It stays on.
哦 天啊 Oh, my God.
哥兒們！ Dude!
嘿！ Hey!
哥兒們 這是我的地盤 你別攙和！ Dude, this is my spot, man! You're ruining my spot!
我記得你說你從沒來過這裡啊 I thought you said you'd never been here before.
我是沒有 I haven't.
怪胎 Freak.
-抱歉 -走吧 - I'm sorry. - Come on.
我知道另外一片地兒 I got another spot.
心無畏懼！ No fear!
對不住了 Sorry.
我們只是。。餓了 We were just... hungry.
我想我們只是餓了 I guess we were all just hungry.
抱歉我大叫了 Sorry I yelled.
見鬼 Goddamn it.
「如果你想的話 留下心臟和腎臟 "Save the heart and liver if you wish
「從直腸切到鎖骨 and cut from rectum to collar bone."
恩 無論如何 你們要是 Well, anyway, if you guys
要是想打獵的話 會需要這些 are going to go hunting, you're going to need these.
呃 把這些面具戴在腦後 Uh, they're masks that you wear on the back of your head
就能防止動物來騷擾你 to keep the animals away from you.
主要是防止它們跟蹤你 To keep them from stalking you, essentially.
這是你的。。反戴腦後 This is yours... on the back of your head.
這個是我的？ This one supposed to be me?
對 Yeah.
Hello?
哇哦 Whoa.
現在轉到一則迷住了整個 On now to the story which has captivated
Tottenville郡的報道 much of Tottenville County.
Joseph Toy人在哪裡？ Where is Joseph Toy?
據這名15歲少年離家 已逾四周 It's been more than four weeks since the 15-year-old left home.
Toy的朋友Patrick Keenan Toy's friend Patrick Keenan
已於這週二安全返家 returned home safely this past Tuesday
他的家人聲稱這「是個奇跡」 with his family calling it, quote, "a miracle."
Keenan宣稱有已幾周沒見到Toy Keenan claims he hasn't seen Toy in weeks.
Toy大概5』7 Toy is described as approximately five-foot-seven,
有直棕髮和藍眼睛 with straight brown hair and blue eyes.
觀眾如有Joseph Toy的信息 Anyone with information regarding Joseph Toy should call
請致電Tottenville郡警長辦公室 the Tottenville County Sheriff's Department.
接下來：咖啡因是否導致更長 更強的。。 Coming up: Could caffeine lead to longer, stronger...
當然 Sure.
每個人都有過 Every man has.
唔 放棄有好又壞 Biaggio Well, there's good quitting and bad quitting, Biaggio.
放棄喝汽水：好的 Quit drinking soda: good quitting.
我離開法學院：壞的 I quit law school: bad quitting.
明白嗎 Do you see?
你永遠不該放棄一個朋友 兒子 You should never quit on a friend, son.
當然 Of course you would.
好 OK 我也是這麼想的 Yeah, okay. That's what I thought.
我。。我不吃餅乾 I... I don't eat cookies.
很抱歉打擾你 I'm sorry to bother you.
我 呃。。 I, uh...
我能帶你去找喬 I can take you to Joe.
- FRANK: Joe?
-爸？ -Joe！ - Dad? - Joe!
-爸！爸 別進來 -你還好嗎 - Dad! Dad, don't come in here! - Are you all right?
-JOE JOE 我不會傷害你的 -Joe 我很抱歉 - Joe, Joe, I'm not going to hurt you. -Joe, I'm so sorry.
我是認真的 別進來 這有條蛇 Seriously, do not come in. There's a snake.
哇哦 Whoa.
我該怎麼辦 What do I do?
Kelly。。看著我 Kelly... look at me.
冷靜點 好嗎 Be cool, all right?
冷靜點 Be calm.
-別動 -哇哦 - Be still. - Whoa.
-別動 -哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 - Do not move. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
它能感受到恐懼 好嗎 It can sense fear, all right?
別動 Don't move.
-不 不 不！ -放鬆 放鬆 - No, no, no! - Easy, easy.
Joe! joe 別犯傻！ Joe! Joe, don't be an idiot!
冷靜 Be calm.
-很好 - That's good.
那他媽什麼聲音 What the hell is that?
Biaggio?
卑劣的東西 Infamita.
-哦 天啊 -哦 乖咕哩隆冬 - Oh, God. - Oh, my living Christ.
操操 Holy shit.
Oh...
JOe 別！別 別 Joe！ Joe, no! No, no, Joe!
操你啊 死蛇！ Fuck you, snake!
他還有意識 He's awake.
-你還好嗎 -他咬到我了嗎 夥計？ - JOE: You're okay. - Did it get me, man?
-咬到了 一點點 恩。。 -一小口 -好吧 - Yeah, a little bit. Um... - Small bite. -Okay.
爸 把頭和身體 Dad, take the head and the body
分別埋在兩個洞裡 懂嗎 and bury them in two separate holes, do you understand?
毒液會引來其它蛇 The venom will attract other snakes.
Okay.
-爸 去啊！ -OK - Dad, now! - Okay.
你能不能 那什麼 把毒液吸出來？ Can you not just, like, suck it out of him?
毒液已經進血管了 The venom has already entered his bloodstream.
Ok 我們得把他弄出去 Okay, we got to get him out of here.
-哦 不 -天啊 - JOE: on! on! - KELLY: My God.
也許是好事 也許是好事 Maybe that's good. Maybe that's good.
也許他把毒液排出來了 也許從循環系統裡出來了 Maybe he got it out. Maybe he got it out of his system.
爸 你能把車弄來嗎 Dad, can you bring the car up?
行啊 我就。。我就扛過來吧 我猜 Yeah, I'll just... I'll carry it, I guess,
或者開著它飛過樹林 or fly it over the forest.
不行 我弄不過來！ No, I can't bring the car up here!
你的笑話一點都不好笑！ Your jokes are not funny right now!
夥計們 別喊了！一點作用都沒有！ Guys, stop yelling! This isn't helping anything!
-他也越來越不妙了 -哦天啊 他要放棄了 - He's getting worse. - Oh, my God, he's really letting it go.
-你尿褲子了 小朋友 -夥計們 他身上好燙 - You're pissing yourself, kid. - KELLY: Guys, he is burning up.
我們得把他弄出去 We need to get him out of here.
能走兩步嗎 夥計？ You up for a little walk, buddy?
好了 聽著 你們倆先去 All right, look, you two, run up ahead,
把車開到盡可能近的地方 pull the car up as close as you can
在林子入口 to the mouth of the woods.
-你會開車嗎 -操 會啊 - You know how to put it in gear? - Fuck, yeah.
別說粗口 好 好 我們走起 走起！ Watch your mouth. Good, good. Let's go! Let's go! Move!
來 Come here.
你吃蘆筍了嗎味兒這麼大 Did you have asparagus?
撐著點 Hang on.
用這些看看 Uh... try these.
那麼。。 So...
你真的覺得你看到天堂了嗎 you honestly believe that you saw Heaven?
是的 Yes.
那裡有很多惡魔 There were many demons.
但我現在更好了 But I'm better now.
更強壯 Stronger.
如果讓我重來 我還是寧願被咬 If I had to do it over, I'd get bitten again.
我知道你會的 Biaggio I know you would, Biaggio.
你是個好夥伴 You're a good friend.
記得我說過 Remember when I said,
「如果讓我重來 我還是寧願被咬」嗎 "if I had to do it over, I'd get bitten again"?
你。。你剛剛才說 You... you just said that.
我錯了 I was wrong.
我絕對不想再被咬 I would never do that again.
Joe.
我。。 I...
我 呃 從禮品店買了這個 I, um, got this for you from the gift shop.
呃 上面有只老鷹 是蛇的天敵 Uh, it has an eagle on it, the snake's natural enemy.
「你遠勝他人」 "You're miles above the rest."
我。。我猜他們沒有 I... I guess they didn't have one that said, uh,
「你加速血液氧化 "You saved me from an agonizing death
把我從痛苦的死亡中救回' by rapid blood oxygenation."
呃 其實有的 但那個沒信封 Uh, they did; just no envelopes.
聽著 Joe。。 Look, Joe, just...
我們不去約會 just because we're not dating
不代表我一點不在乎你 doesn't mean that I don't care about you at all.
我們甚至不知道你是死是活 We didn't even know if you were dead or not.
你懂嗎 You know?
我想給你個擁抱 或其他什麼的 但我不確定 I would give you a hug or something, but I don't know,
也許你根本不想我靠近 maybe you don't want to be anywhere near me.
不 No.
擁抱就很好 A hug can work.
嘿 Hey.
他還好嗎 Is he okay?
恩 還行 Uh, yeah.
Biaggio在裡面 Biaggio is in there.
Okay,
Okay.
回見 兄弟 See you, bro.
那麼 這個Kelly姑娘是誰 So, who's this Kelly?
是Patrick的女朋友嗎 Is that Patrick's girlfriend?
Yep.
發展著呢 Looking that way.
看上去不是善類噢 She looks like a real heartbreaker.
是啊 Yes.
幹得好 Joe You were very good, Joe.
之前你在林子裡時 In the woods, before.
幹得好? Good?
是 Yeah.
相當好 You were very good.
我真為你自豪 I was really proud of you.
謝啦 Thanks.
我可是個大人了哈 Guess I'm a man now, huh?
就快了 夥計 You're getting there, bud.
不用著急 No need to rush.
中風警報 Stroke alert.
B棟 5樓 Fifth floor, building B.
514房 Room 514.
中風警報 Stroke alert.
So, uh...
你和Carol怎麼樣了 how are things between you and Carol?
Carol?
你是指之前我在奇怪的地方 You're referring to the spider woman
找到的那個奇怪的女人嗎 I found in the gutter?
在奇怪的地方 是的 That you found in the gutter, yes.
-就是她 -就她沒錯 - That's the one. - The same. One and the same.
氣氛 呃 氣氛實際上 Things, uh... things are actually
在她和我之間冷靜下來了 cooled down between Carol and me.
讓人困惑 It's baffling.
就。。我不是很確定 Just... I can't quite
這事是在哪一刻黃掉的 pinpoint the exact moment when everything went south.
-是喔 -太難解了 - Yeah. - It's a puzzle.
我很遺憾 Sorry about that one.
沒事啦 It's okay.
本來就沒戲 It wouldn't have worked anyway.
她不曾 She didn't...
我不知道 她。。 I don't know, she...
她不曾讓我緊張躊躇 she didn't make me nervous.
不像你媽 Not like your mom did, anyway.
我需要那種激情 And you need that.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
我懂 我懂 I know. I know.
你們幹嘛呢 What's going on over there?
Patrick在犯蠢唄 Patrick's just being an idiot.