《结婚大作战》
~ 我发现 我发现 ~ ~ I found I found ~
~ 如此多的事 ~ ~ So many things ~
~ 我梦到 梦到 ~ ~ I dreamed of Dreamed of,dreamed of ~
~ 你爱上了我 ~ ~ You fell in love with me ~
~ 但我却无法想象 无法想象 ~ ~ But I couldn't think But I couldn't think ~
~ 美梦如何能成真 ~ ~ Of how it could be ~
~ 我终于找到了我的他 ~ ~ And I finally found him ~
~ 艰辛困苦 我也会努力 ~ ~ And I'm takin'the long way out ! ~
~ 因为这将成为 这将成为 ~ ~'Cause it's gonna be It's gonna be ~
~ 我生命中特殊的一笔 ~ ~ Somethin'special to me ~
~ 我生命中特殊的一笔 ~ ~ Somethin'special to me Yeah,yeah ~
~ 时间流逝 欢乐永驻 ~ ~ Days go by and we're still laughing ~
~ 他完全属于我 ~ ~ He's all mine ~
~ 我永不孤独 ~ ~ And I'm never alone ~
~ 时光流逝 欢乐永驻 ~ ~ Days go by and we're still happy ~
~ 他完全属于我 ~ ~ He's all mine alone ~
~ 对我而言 他如此特别 ~ ~ He's something special to me ~
~ 耶 耶 ~ ~ Yeah,yeah ~
~ 我终于找到了我的他 ~ ~ And I finally found him ~
~ 艰辛困苦 我也会努力 ~ ~ And I'm takin' the long way out ~
~ 因为这将成为 这将成为 ~ ~ 'Cause it's gonna be It's gonna be ~
~ 我生命中特殊的一笔 ~ ~ Somethin'special to me ~
~ 我生命中特殊的一笔 ~ ~ Somethin'special to me Yeah,yeah ~
~ 时光流逝 欢乐永驻 ~ ~ Days go by and we're still happy ~
~ 他完全属于我 ~ ~ He's all mine alone ~
一切都从广场酒店开始 It all began at the Plaza Hotel.
发生在二十年前的六月 twenty years ago in the month of June.
两个母亲带着各自的女儿 丽芙和艾玛 Two mothers brought their daughters, Liv and Emma.
到棕榈阁来喝下午茶 here to the Palm Court for tea.
那天下午有一场婚礼 On that afternoon, there was a wedding.
有蓝色的东西 There was something blue,
借来的东西(美国婚礼习俗: 有新 有旧 有借 有蓝) something borrowed.
还有绝对的神奇之事 and something completely magical.
这两个来自新泽西的女孩 And two little girls from New jersey.
从此心中有了个新的梦想 held in their hands a new dream
那就是有一天她们会找到命定之人 that one day they would find that one person
不管发生什么他都会站在她这一边 who would stand by them no matter what.
而找到以后 她们也要 and when they did, they too
在广场酒店成为六月新娘 would have June weddings at the Plaza.
谢谢你 Thank you.
是的 阁下 我愿意让这高尚的人成为我的丈夫 And, yes, Your Honor, I will take this lofty man to be my husband.
我一直都知道新婚之日是我一生中最快乐的一天 I always knew my wedding would be the happiest day of my life.
我们来跳舞 直到我们有了6个孩子和1座房子 Now I will dance with you until we have six babies and a house.
你觉得广场酒店能让宠物进吗? Do you think they let pets inside the Plaza?
至少我们16岁以前都不会结婚的 Well, it's not like we're getting married until we're 16 at least.
下次能让我扮新娘吗? Next time, can I play the bride?
艾玛 向来是我扮新娘的 Emma, you know, I always play the bride.
~ 这会成为永存不灭的爱 ~ ~ This will be an everlasting love ~
~ 这将会... ~ 还算过得去 ~ This will be... ~ Not too shabby.
鱼子酱 鸡尾酒 Caviar cocktail hour
有雪茄供应 还有高级服务生 Cigar roller, white glove service
青色兰花装饰 音乐也很棒 Celadon cymbidium orchids. Great deejay.
那么我们一致同意这漂亮 So we both admit it's beautiful.
是啊 但是? Um,yeah. But?
你觉得这是马里恩·圣克莱尔的策划吗? Do you think it's the work of Marion St. Claire?
马里恩真是个梦幻家 Oh. Marion's a visionary.
要是我的婚礼的话 If it had been my wedding-
你就说出来吧 现在不是六月 Oh,just say it. It ain'tjune.
这也不是广场酒店 那真是致命伤啊 And it ain't the Plaza. It's the elephant in the room.
是啊 Yeah.
你在这啊 快看 And here you are. Oh, look.
用冰雕的鸭子 很棒是吧? A duck made out of ice. Isn't this great?
知道还有什么很棒吗? Know what else is great?
早点回家看你的后备录像? Going home early and watching your backed-up TiVo?
我这么容易被看穿? Am I that predictable?
再跳一只舞吧 How about one more dance...
如果你让我领舞 我就把我那份蛋糕给你 and I'll give you my piece of the cake- if you let me lead.
很好笑 Very funny.
来吧 来吧 你知道向来是我领舞的 Come on. Come on. You know I always lead.
嘿 Hey. Oh.
嗨 姑娘们 Hi, girls.
你们准备好接这束花了吗? 我得走了 Are you ready to catch this bouquet? Gotta go.
我非常高兴你们都这在 I'm so happy all of you are here.
另一方面来说 总是很有趣 On the other hand, always funny.
我知道 男人们总是那么当回事 I know. They take it so seriously.
我工作上的朋友们 算是吧 My work friends, sort of.
我大学时代的姐妹 我的天 My college buds Oh, my God.
艾玛·爱伦 你穿的是几亿年前穿去参加 Emma Allan, is that the same dress you wore to the Delta Gamma...
德尔塔伽玛妇女友爱会"原因之桶"酒会的那件吗 ""Kegs for a Cause'' semiformal, like, a bazillion years ago?
是啊 你想说什么? 这可是件经典礼服 Yeah. What's your point? Because it's a classic.
如果一件衣服穿起来好看 那是你下了功夫 If a dress works, you work it hard.
看 这多体贴 以及忠诚 See, that is sweet. And loyal.
女朋友们帮对方说话 撑腰 Girlfriends sticking up for each other.
我很喜欢 保持下去 I like that, a lot. Keep that.
好了 你们准备好接这个了吗? 是 Anyway, are you guys ready to catch this? Yeah.
想着它 感觉它 然后接到它 Just think about it, feel it, catch it-
一 二 三 One, two, three!
如果我要在场 早就看出苗头了 I would have seen the signs if I'd been there.
一清二楚 看看艾玛的眼神 猎人般凌厉 It's all right there. Look at Emma's eyes-Like a hunter's.
看看丽芙的手 你想让这样的手扣住你的喉咙吗? And Liv's hand How would you like that clasped around your throat?
那时候她们根本无法想象会伤害对方 Not that either of them can imagine hurting each other at this point.
她们怎么会呢? 两人已经形影不离了20年 Why should they? They've been inseparable for 20 years.
好了 慢点 Okay, slow down.
为什么我们不能听着iPod跑? Why can't we run with iPods?
我们不能听着iPod跑是因为 We can't run with iPods because iPods...
iPod是给那些无法沉思的人用的 are for people who can't be alone with their own thoughts.
我完全是在绕着你跑 你知道吗? I'm literally running circles around you. Do you know that?
你知道我能同时想多少件事吗? Do you know how many things I can think about at once?
你知道我是多进程的 You know what a multitasker I am.
你不想跟我说话? 你就是这意思吗? You're not enjoying my conversation? Is that what you're saying?
我伤心了 伤得很重 丽芙 我得走了 I'm hurt. I am very hurt, Liv. I gotta go.
好的 祝你愉快 爱你 All right. Have a good day. Love you.
给我打电话 告诉我会开得如何 你看着点 Call me. Tell me how the meeting goes. Watch this power walk.
你收到简报的改动了吗? Hey, did you get the changes to the brief?
看完了 在出租里把重点都标出来了 很好 Read and highlighted in the cab. Great.
钱包 整个城市好像都是用棉线编的 Purse. It's like the whole city is made out of lint.
找出原告申述的弱点 是积极主动的一招 It's an aggressive approach, exploiting the weaknesses of our plaintiffs case.
我想从审判上来看这对我方有利 and I think judicially we'll find favor-
尤其是如果我们提请司法假设的话 Particularly if we pull justice Givens.
谢谢你 丽芙 Thank you, Liv.
这是我们最好的律师 赛门斯先生 Our best associate, Mr. Simmons.
也许你的办法太主动了 Maybe your approach is too aggressive.
如果我们攻击了他们 I mean, if we pound them.
像你建议的那样 他们就很难愿意和解了 as you suggest, they'll hardly be in the mood to settle.
赛门斯先生 你 你不了解我 但我 Mr. Simmons, you don't- You don't know me, but I-
我了解你 I know you.
你只用知道自己有多想赢就可以了 All you need to know is how badly you want to win...
因为我们是不会和解的 because we won't be settling.
你说得对 她非常出色 You're right. She's perfect.
爱伦女士? 嘿 罗伯特 什么事? Oh, Ms. Allan? Hey, Robert. What's up?
我想德咖窦女士在找你 I think Ms. Delgado is looking for you.
是吗? 她在附近吗? Is she? W-Was she nearby?
她在她的房间 她在 She- She's in her room. She's-
艾玛 你在这啊 Emma, there you are.
哦 上帝 德比 嗨 我知道 很漂亮吧? Oh, God, Deb. Hi. I know. Isn't it gorgeous?
上帝 有这样的身材我真是觉得幸运 God, I feel so blessed to have this body.
我要迟到了 You know, I am so late
不 不 不 听着 你得帮我的忙 No, no, no. Listen. You gotta help me out here.
你知道辩论队的事吧? 是 You know the debate team? Yeah.
州决赛我去不了 I cannot go to the state finals.
那些孩子们讨论他们那些小破事 I mean, children talking about their little problems.
你得代我去 Ugh! You gotta do it for me.
德比 我已经在帮你值晚班车的班 Yeah, Deb, I'm already doing your late bus patrol...
做啦啦队还有留堂的工作了 and pep squad and your after-school detention.
你才是辩论队的指导老师 我觉得不该由我 You're the debate team adviser. I don't think that I should-
我知道 我做的事太多了 I know. I do so much.
我真希望只用做最低标准量就好了 I wish I could just do the bare minimum.
真是羡慕你啊 I so admire you for that.
谢谢你 Thank you.
总之 听着 我们这样吧 Anyway, all right, look. Here's how we'll work it out.
辩论队我负责 好 很好 - I'll do the debate team- Okay, good.
但是我负责的周二学习时间今年都由你来管 Uh-huh. If you take my Tuesday study halls for the rest of the year.
好吗? 行 那...不 Okay? Yeah, that's- No.
好了 你欠我的 姑娘 All right. You owe me, girl.
从走廊里滚出去 小孩 Get out of the hallway, kids!
你知道她为什么要那么做吗? You know why she does this?
你是那学校最好的老师 不 我 You're the best teacher at that school. No, I-
她想让你超负荷工作 你就会因担子太重垮掉了 She's trying to overwork you, so you crack under pressure.
中学就跟丛林一样 Middle school's a jungle.
我不知道 我觉得她有点可悲 I don't know. I think she's kind of sad.
她离过婚 离了好像有三次 I mean, she's been divorced, like, three times.
她领先我们好多啊 She's way ahead of us.
我们还不知道什么时候能离婚呢? I mean, where are our divorces?
我得先结婚 I gotta get married first.
上帝 我恨丹尼尔 God, I hate Daniel!
不 凯文 我有麻烦要处理 No, Kevin. I'm dealing with a crisis.
你有什么麻烦? What's your crisis?
这话的意思就是"我不想跟你说话" Uh, that's code for "I don't want to talk to you."
我明白了 谢谢你能接我的电话 Oh, I see. Well, then thank you for putting me through.
看? 我就说你穿这裤子会好看 See? I told you those jeans would look great on you.
不会太紧吗? They aren't too tight?
不 不 完全不会 但是 No, no. Not at all. But this-
艾玛 黄色不适合你 I mean, Emma, yellow- Not your color.
懂吗? 说真的 不过 试试这个吧 Okay? Seriously. Oh, but you know what? Try this.
因为 你知道吗? 给你吧 Because-You know what? Keep it.
我怎么穿都觉得不合适 It never hung right on me anyway.
你穿当然不合适 Of course it doesn't hang right on you.
这是我的号 还是新的 It's... my size, and it's new.
是我上周跟你提过的杜嘉班纳上衣 This is the Dolce blouse I told you about last week.
丽芙 我不能 嘿 嘿 打折时买的 Liv, I can't. Hey, hey. It was on sale.
我这完全是赚了 丽芙 这太贵了 I practically made money on it. Liv, it's too much.
艾玛 艾玛 艾玛 说谢谢就行了 Emma, Emma. Emma- Just say thank you.just-
谢谢你 很漂亮 我很喜欢 很好 Thank you. It's beautiful. I love it. Good.
好了 艾玛的东西 艾玛的东西 找时间处理掉吧 Now this- Emma's stuff. Emma's stuff. Let's get rid of it at one point.
你八百年前就搬出去了 You moved out, like, a hundred years ago. Okay.
丹尼尔的毛衣? 想试试吗? 好 我很喜欢 Daniel's sweater? Cardigan? You wanna try that? Yeah, love it.
蒂凡尼的盒子 Tiffany box.
你要订婚了? 我要订婚了 You're getting engaged? I'm getting engaged.
我要订婚了 你要订婚了 I'm getting engaged! You're getting engaged!
我的上帝 我的上帝 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
艾玛 不 别这样 不 丽芙 Emma- No! Stop it. No. Liv!
我必须看 别这样 别 别 I have to look. Stop it! No! No!
不 不 No, no!
你不能阻止我 You can't stop me.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
但是应该让他看到你第一次见到戒指时的表情 But he should see your face when you first see the ring.
说得对 Good call.
你总是替别人着想 艾玛 You always think of others, Emma.
我从来没想过这些 It never occurs to me like that.
我是说 有时候会 I mean, sometimes it does.
我真替你高兴 I'm really happy for you.
答应我在他求婚前你谁也不会告诉 Promise me you won't tell anyone until after he proposes.
天 我当然不会 我又没疯 Oh, God. I would never. I'd be out of my mind.
我订婚了 I'm engaged!
上四杯龙舌兰 好吗? 不 不 Can we get four tequila shots? No. No.
不 不 不 我不要 No, no, no. None for me.
行啊 这个就行 Oh, right. I'm fine.
2006年的阿卡普尔科 艾玛和弗莱彻闹分手 Acapulco, 2006 Emma and Fletcher on a break.
"永远不要再跟我提那个周末" "Never talk about that weekend again."
"我孤独郁闷 还很饥渴 拜托 米凯尔" "I'm so lonely and confused, and very thirsty. Please, Miguel"
好了 好了 拜托别说了 Okay, okay, okay. Make it stop. Please.
好了 祝酒 All right, a toast.
致丽芙 祝贺我们这位出色的朋友 To Liv- Congratulations to an amazing friend.
同时哀悼艾玛 丽芙的伴娘 And condolences to Emma, Liv's maid of honor.
她肯定会是有史以来最难熬的伴娘 She will surely be the most nightmarish bride ever.
这是我的职责 而且只能是我的 It is my burden and mine alone.
我很快就会报复回来的 干杯 干杯 I'll be repaying the favor very soon. Cheers. Drink up.
让我急冲冲赶来是为了什么? What did I rush down here for?
内特 我要结婚了 Nate! I'm getting married.
少来 真的 Get out. Yeah.
哦 上帝 我妹妹要结婚了 Oh, my God. Sister's gettin' married here.
新郎在哪? 他不在这 Where's-Where's the groom? Oh. Oh. He's not here.
事实上他还没求婚呢 Well, he hasn't actually popped the question yet.
敬丹尼尔 A toast-To Daniel...
在他的认知里 他不过是在加班 who in his own world is just working late.
但在丽芙看来他刚刚求了婚 but I guess in Liv's world has just proposed.
上帝保佑他 因为他 So God bless him for wanting...
想和我妹妹共渡余生 to spend his life with my sister in any world.
敬丽芙 我们爱你 To Liv. We love ya.
他是个幸运的男人 He's a lucky guy.
是啊 女孩一生中的大日子 Yep. The biggest day of a girl's life.
我马上就回来 I'm gonna be right back.
该死 我该去吗? 我去吧 Damn. Should I? I got it.
他们都没看到我从法学院毕业 I mean, they didn't get to see me graduate law school...
也没读到内特第一篇发表在纽约杂志的文章 or read Nate's first story in New York magazine.
这次我也不能与他们分享 So I can't share this with 'em.
我也希望你的父母能在这 I wish your parents could be here too.
管他的 没关系 我没事 Whatever. It's fine. I'm fine.
丽芙 你是个人 Liv, you're only human.
你不需要每时每刻都冷静自持 You don't have to have it together every minute of every day.
曾经的胖姑娘 我们都是钢铁打造的 Former chubby girls-We're made of steel.
还有斯普兰达 我们是熬过来的 And Splenda. We survive.
首先 你并不胖 Well, first of all, you weren't fat.
但是 是的 你是熬过来的 But, yes, you do survive.
谢谢 艾玛 不客气 丽芙 Thanks, Em. You're welcome, Liv.
你会是最棒的伴娘 You're gonna be the best maid of honor.
是的 我是 我们先做什么? Yes, I am. What do we do first?
首先 我想 First- Oh! I was thinking.
让人先把婚求了才对吧 It might be a good idea to actually get the proposal.
看 这就是心思细密的人 See? It's that head for details.
是吧? 我就知道 Yeah, right? I know.
...人们在家里带着无数疑问 ...people watching this performance at home.
欣赏这次表演 with a huge question mark.
嘿 宝贝? 我想他们没送幸运饼干来 Hey, babe? I don't think they sent us any fortune cookies.
他们送了 就在我这呢 No, they sent 'em. I got them right here.
哦 好的 Oh, good.
好了 给你 Okay. Here we are.
我 I'm just cuing it up.
这家伙该走人了 我很抱歉 我知道你不喜欢他 This guy's gotta go. I'm sorry. I know you like him.
他真是荒腔走掉 弗莱其 那词是有意义的 He's very pitchy. You know, Fletch, that is actually a real thing.
荒腔走调 不只是用来形容某个人是惹你讨厌的 Pitchy. It's not just code for someone you don't like.
好吧 你真荒腔走调 Oh, okay. You're pitchy.
那个是我的 Oh, uh, that one's mine.
给我 你现在对幸运饼干都要宣布所有权了? Please. You're really calling dibs on fortune cookies now?
是的 这个是在右边的 好吧 没关系 Yeah. It's on the right side. Okay, it's fine.
你的是左边的 Yours is the left.
但要是你的幸运语比我的好 那可要归我 But if your fortune's better than mine, I'm claiming it.
我想不会 好了 准备好了吗? I don't think it will be. Okay. Are you ready?
一 二 One- Two.
三 Three.
这是什么? What's this?
我想了很久我该在哪里做 I put a lot of thought into where I was gonna do this...
最后我决定在这 and, uh, I wanna do it here.
这是我们的家 This is our home...
如果我99岁的时候 我们还在家里做同样的事 and if I'm 99 years old and we're doing exactly this in our home-
看电视 吃中餐外卖 TV and gettin' Chinese food-
那对我来说就够好了 that'll be good enough for me.
那么 艾玛·爱伦? So, Emma Allan?
你愿意嫁给我吗? Will you marry me?
是的 是的 Yes. Yes.
今晚没成 It didn't happen tonight.
但我不担心 因为我肯定丹尼尔 我订婚了 But I'm not worried, 'cause I'm sure Daniel's- I-I'm engaged.
两分钟前 弗莱彻刚向我求婚了 Fletcher just proposed, like, two minutes ago.
我订婚了 I'm engaged.
颜色 无色 Color? Colorless.
切割? 明亮式 Cut? Brilliant.
净度? 略有内含物 Clarity? Slightly included.
克拉? 快1克了 也许稍小些 Carat? Almost, maybe just under.
我肯定超出他的承受能力了 More than he could afford, I'm sure.
订婚了? Engaged? Wow!
丽芙订婚了 你也订婚了 Liv's engaged. You're engaged.
太 太 That's-That's-
我过会给你打过去? C-Can I call you back?
你说艾玛订婚了是什么意思? What do you mean Emma's engaged?
不 我当然高兴 我怎么会不高兴呢? No. Of course I'm happy. Why wouldn't I be happy?
我觉得这很好 是的 I think it's great. Yeah.
不 你不必过来 我没事 No, you don't have to come here. I'm fine.
我什么都不会吃的 好的 I'm not gonna eat anything. Okay.
我有个很棒的结婚礼物 And I have the perfect wedding present.
你要和艾玛还有弗莱彻一起住了 You are going to live with Emma and Fletcher.
你这是在气我 You're irritating me.
难以置信 I can't believe it.
手指上带着这东西感觉真是奇怪 看啊 It's so weird having this on my finger. I mean, hey, look.
在雨中都是亮闪闪的 炫目啊 哎哟 It even sparkles in the rain. Blinding. Ouch.
我在考虑婚礼上要请韩波当DJ So I'm thinking about getting Dj Humble to spin at my party.
但我还没想好 会奇怪吗? 我觉得你该请 I don't know though. Is that weird? You should go for it.
我其实不是很喜欢乐团 管他呢 I'm not really a big band kind of girl. Whatever.
这是你的婚礼 我妈妈要到婚礼那天才能来 It's your wedding. Oh. My mom can't fly up until the wedding.
她工作太忙了 但是谁在乎呢 我有你 对吗? She's too busy with work. But who cares. I've got you, right?
是啊 我太激动了 那你跟我一起去见她吗? Yeah. I'm so psyched. So would you come with me to meet her?
抱歉 什么? 见谁? 玛瑞安·圣克莱尔 I'm sorry. What? Meet who? Marion St. Claire.
你没听我说话吗? 我跟她约了周五见 Haven't you been listening? I've got an appointment with her on Friday.
你已经约好了? 是的 You already made an appointment? Yeah.
你昨晚才刚订婚啊 我知道 You just got engaged last night. I know.
但是理论上讲 我已经晚了 But technically, I'm already behind.
如果想在广场酒店办 早就得预约好 You gotta book early if you want the Plaza.
广场酒店? 我简直不敢相信 The Plaza? I can't believe this.
怎么了? 你为什么生气了? What-What's the matter? Why are you mad?
我不是生气 不 我不是对你生气 I'm not mad. No, not at you.
我只是不明白丹尼尔还在磨蹭什么 I just don't know what's taking Daniel so long.
噢 天啊 我很抱歉 我不应该 Oh, God. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have-
我们不用说这个 别提了 We don't have to talk about this. Let's just drop it.
别担心我 担心丹尼尔吧 Don't worry about me. Worry about Daniel.
他很快就要死翘翘了 为什么? 什么 He's gonna be dead soon. Why? What-
回头给你电话 你要干什么 Call you later. What are you go-
丽芙 让他按自己的方式来 Liv, you let him do this his own way.
借过 借过 Excuse me. Excuse me.
借过 Excuse me!
宝贝 Honey!
你能娶我吗? Will you just marry me, already?
好 可以 Yeah. Okay.
这不就是你想要的吗? 这是我想要的 Isn't that what you want? 'Cause it's what I want...
如果你想娶我的话我想知道 and I just wanna know if you want to marry me.
你不是想结婚吗? Don't you wanna get married?
宝贝 我们回头再谈这个好吗? Honey, can we talk about this later?
你改主意了? 我看到了柜子里的蒂凡尼的盒子 Oh, you changed your mind? I saw the Tiffany box in the closet.
对吧? Right?
噢 上帝啊 Oh, my God.
那不是戒指? It's not a ring?
那要是钥匙链的话我就杀了自己 If it's a key chain I'm gonna kill myself...
还要拖你垫背 and I'm taking you down with me.
你就不能现在在这告诉我吗? Why can't you justtell me right here and right now?
那是你想要做的吗? Is it something that you would want?
你想要 想要结婚吗? Would you want.... Would you want to get married?
你知道我想说什么吗? You know what I will tell you?
我这辈子从没碰到过比你更讨厌 I have never met a more obnoxious...
更难懂 更自大 complicated, overbearing.
更漂亮 更聪明 更性感的女人 gorgeous, smart, sexy woman in my life.
而且 And-
要是你能等到今晚 if you had just waited until tonight-
那你就不是我爱上的那个女人了 then you wouldn't be the woman I fell in love with...
因为我爱的人不知道什么叫等待 because she doesn't know how to wait.
你能帮我拿一下吗? 好的 Will you hold that for a second? Yeah.
不过没关系 只要我能与她共度余生 Which is fine, as long as I get to spend the rest of my life...
努力跟上她的脚步 trying to catch up with her.
丽芙? 嗯? Liv? Hmm?
你愿意嫁给我吗? Will you marry me?
你是在求婚? 嗯 Are you proposing? Mmm.
真的? 宝贝 这真是太突然了 Really? Honey, it's so out of nowhere.
丽芙 闭嘴 愿意还是不愿意? 愿意 愿意 Liv, shut up. Yes or no? Yes. Yes.
宝贝 是的 Babe. Yes.
这跟我计划的不一样 你在开玩笑吗? This is not how I planned it. Are you kidding?
我爱死"带火辣女友上班"了 绝对的 I love ""Bring Your Hot Girlfriend to Work'' day. Totally.
那两个年轻新娘就是如此才在 And that is the journey that brought.
那个特殊的下午来到了我家 these two young brides to my townhouse on that particular afternoon.
不 不 不 别这么做 别在现在 我们走 No, no, no. Don't do that. Not now. Not now. Let's go.
好了 我没事了 Okay. I'm good.
我是玛瑞安·圣克莱尔 I'm Marion St. Claire.
曼哈顿最吃香的婚礼策划人 the most sought-after wedding planner in Manhattan.
嗨 我们跟玛瑞安约了一点 Hi. We're Marion's 1:00
我们都要结婚了 要给对方互当伴娘 We're both getting married, and we're both each other's maid of honor.
不可能吧 太惊人了 No way. That's incredible.
圣克莱尔女士能见你们了 Ms. St. Claire will see you now.
嗨 我是丽芙·能纳 嗨 我是圣克莱尔夫人 Hi. I'm Liv Lerner. Hi, Ms. St. Claire. Wow.
这是艾玛·爱伦 很荣幸 This is Emma Allan. What an honor.
我们是多年密友 我简直无法相信 We've been best friends for a long time. I can't believe this.
坐下 Sit.
好的 明白 Okay. Got it.
婚礼代表着 A wedding marks the first day...
你余生的第一天 of the rest of your life.
在这之前你们都是死亡的 You have been dead until now.
你们意识到了吗? W-Were you aware of that?
你们现在就是死亡状态 You're dead right now.
我明白 谢谢 I understand. Thank you.
举个例子 安吉拉 会以死亡的状态死去的 Angela, for example, will die dead.
我看过了她写的关于你们的简介 Now I've read the brief that she put together on you-
在广场酒店的六月婚礼? June weddings at the Plaza.
那么是完全没有可能了? So it's not even a remote possibility?
如果你们去别的地方 完全没机会 If you'd gone elsewhere, not a chance.
但是你们找到了我 But you've come to me.
叫我梦想实现者 我会答应的 Call me dream catcher. I'll answer.
梦想实现者 Ooh. Dream catcher.
我刚好有 I happen to have...
六月份三个在广场酒店的空缺 three openings at the Plaza in june.
两个是六月的第一个周六 Two the first Saturday...
还有一个是六月的最后一个周六 and one the last Saturday.
也就是6号和27号 That would be the 6th and the 27 th.
我父母的纪念日就是6号 真是上天注定 Oh! My parents' anniversary is the 6th. That's so meant to be.
我的天 是啊 Oh, my gosh! Yeah.
那我就选27号的 太好了 Well, then I'll take the 27 th. Great.
你们需要跟新郎讨论一下吧 Um, you'll wanna discuss this with your grooms.
不用 那好 No. All right then.
在这签名 Just sign and...
定好日子 date these.
好的 现在感觉真是好啊 Okay. This feels pretty good right now, I gotta say.
现在我们要讨论一下主题 Now, uh, we should discuss themes.
简约大方 经典传统 Uh, elegant minimalism- Classic traditionalism-
同时有浪漫气氛 又有时尚元素 with romantic textures. and trendy infusion.
让我印象深刻 真的? I'm impressed. Really?
我们非常喜欢你 她是想说 想说 谢谢你 Well, we love you so much. She means- She means "Thank you."
预约1点15的人到了 圣克莱尔夫人 Your 1:15 is here, Ms. St. Claire.
非常感谢你们 Thank you... so much.
我这有给你们的东西 I have packets for you up front.
都是新娘才对你说 Bride to bride,
广场酒店的六月婚礼还有一个空位 there's only one June opening left at the Plaza.
上帝 谢谢你 你真是体贴 Oh, my God. Thank you. You are so sweet.
圣克莱尔女士 首先 我对您很着迷 Ms. St. Claire, first off, I'm obsessed with you.
很荣幸能够 坐下 Uh, it's an honor and a privilege. Sit.
当然 Sure.
六月 在广场酒店 June. At the Plaza.
看看她们 天真地对她们 Look at them-So blissfully unaware.
婚礼日期的影响毫不知情 of the implications of their wedding date.
你看当时 六月不过是三个半月之遥 You see, at this point,June was a mere three and a half months away-
在婚礼纪年中 不过是转瞬之间 A blink of an eye, in wedding time.
~ 有婚礼 有生活 有爱 ~ ~ Got my dreams, got my life, got my love ~
~ 有朋友 有阳光 ~ ~ Got my friends Got the sunshine above ~
~ 我为什么还要对自己这么严厉 ~ ~ Why am I making this hard on myself ~
~ 当这有这么多的理由让我感到 ~ ~ When there's so many beautiful reasons I have to be ~
~ 幸福 ~ ~ Happy ~
~ 耶 ~ ~ Yeah ~
我的天 我的天 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
王小姐 Miss Wang
蕾丝 紧身 Ohh- Lace bodice.
巴斯克式收腰 10层薄纱 Basque waist, 10-layer tulle-
你应该试试这件 You should try it on.
不 不 不 我要穿我妈妈的婚纱 No. No, no. I'm wearing my mom's dress.
艾玛 你确定吗? Emma, are you sure?
你妈妈的裙子是漂亮 Your mom's dress is beautiful,
但这是你的梦想还是你妈妈的? but is- is it your dream or hers?
是我的 是我的 我是想给她惊喜 It's mine. It's mine. I wanna surprise her.
但这是你的大日子 But it is your day.
你就不能在母亲节给她送一大盒巧克力 Can't you just send her a big box of chocolates on Mother's Day...
然后穿你想穿的裙子? 这真的非常漂亮 and get the dress you want? It's really pretty.
而且我确实喜欢露肩的 我也是 And I do love strapless. Me too.
我觉得我背叛了我妈妈的婚纱 I feel like I'm cheating on my mom's dress.
我不能 不能 我对我的当时的决定很满意 I can't. I can't. I've very comfortable with my decision.
我要把它挂回去 挂回去 好吧 I'm just gonna put it back. Put it back. Okay.
但是要是你喜欢的话 But I mean, if you like it...
你应该试试 不 是你先看到的 you should try it on. No. You saw it first.
拜托 这理由可不怎么样 Please. That's a terrible reason.
我们要试试这件 行吗? We're gonna try this on, okay?
不 我要 试穿一下 No, uh, I'm gonna... try it on.
这迷人了 真是完美 It's stunning. It's perfect.
我知道 对吗? I know. Right?
我也许该再看看 I should probably keep looking.
你觉得会有比王薇薇的更好的吗? Do you think there is something better than Vera Wang?
对不起 不是有人把这称作 I'm sorry. Do they keep that next to the something
比巧克力更好的东西? that is better than chocolate?
丽芙 要了这婚纱 要是你改变主意了呢? Liv, get the dress. What if you change your mind?
小心婚礼前不要发胖了 Just be very careful about any pre-wedding weight gain.
不能调整薇薇来适应你 只有你调整来适应薇薇 You don't alter a Vera to fit you; you alter yourself to fit Vera.
发胖 拜托 是啊 我会失去控制? Weight gain. Please. Yeah. Right. Me lose control?
看到这双眼神了吗? 你知道这是什么吗? You see these eyes? You know what that is?
坚定 对了 Focus. That's right.
是交流 还有坚定 Well, it's contacts- and focus.
这件我要了 很好 You know, I'll take it. Perfect.
我再给你们拿些香槟来 I'll get you more champagne.
玛瑞安 Marion.
发生了一个可怕的错误 A terrible mistake has been made...
我敢跟你们保证这在 one I assure you has never happened before...
圣克莱尔从来没发生过 in the House of St. Claire.
你们的婚礼被定在了同一天 Your weddings have been booked on the same day.
你能再说一遍吗 对不起 什么? Can you say that again? I'm sorry. What?
你们的婚礼被预约在了同一天 Your weddings have been scheduled for the same date.
操你娘 你疯了吗? Mother "F." Are you insane?
广场酒店是我们这辈子的梦想 The Plaza is our lifelong dream.
安吉拉弄混了日子 Angela... mixed up the dates.
你们现在都要在6月6号结婚 You are now both set to be married June 6...
而另一个新娘是在6月27号 and the other bride on June 27.
下一个空缺是在6月15号 The next available date at the Rlaza is June 15
太好了 我要了 三年之后 Perfect. I'll take it. Three years from now.
这没 不 我不能 This is no- No, I can't-
这没问题 等等 这没问题 It's no problem. Hold on. It's no problem.
因为我能协调好 我就是以协调为生的 Because I'll negotiate it. I negotiate for a living.
我会让另一个新娘跟你换日子的 相信我 I'll get the other bride to switch her dates with you. Trust me.
对这张脸你说不了"不" You can't say no to that face.
是啊 但是我们的保密协议 Yes, well, our confidentiality agreement.
让我没法告诉你她是谁 means that I cannot tell you who she is...
那么你们谁愿意换个地方? so which one of you will choose a different venue?
我现在就走了 圣克莱尔女士 I'm leaving right now, Ms. St. Claire.
我奉劝你一句 亲爱的 Word to the wise, dear- and also to you-
别说在我这工作过 do not use me as a reference.
你好 安吉拉 快 Hello, Angela. just...
告诉我们那个新娘在那 tell us where the other bride is...
那样大家都没事 and nobody's gonna get hurt.
嗨 你好 思黛丝 Hi. Hello, Stacy.
你好吗? 我们是艾玛和丽芙 How are you? It's Emma and Liv.
你看起来真漂亮 是不是瘦了? You look gorgeous. Did you lose weight?
你想让我改结婚的日期? You want me to change the date of my wedding?
是啊 那就太好了 Yeah. That'd be great.
不 你6号结 把27号让给我 No. You take the 6th, give me the 27 th-
她就成了你同日结婚的新娘伴儿了 She can be your wedding buddy.
我很棒的 真的 别碰我 I'm a ball. Really. I am. Don't touch me.
我们谈谈价钱吧 Let's talk numbers.
每个婚礼都有价 宝贝 你的是多少? Every wedding has a price, hon. What's yours?
你别想买通我 所以还是那句话 不 You can't buy me. So again, no.
不 不 不 一千遍也是 不 No, no, no. A thousand times, no.
祝你们好运 女士们 Good luck, ladies.
你肯定有病 There's something wrong with you.
你不改主意就别想走 You're not leaving until you change your-
她疯了 She's crazy
改日期就好 她疯了 谁叫一下保安 just change your date. She's crazy! Somebody call Security.
你改日期都不愿意 你疯了 You won't even change your date! You're crazy!
你没必要 It's unnecessary
用那么大的劲 她也推了我呢 for you to touch me so hard. Technically, she pushed me too.
好了 祝你们愉快 管他的 Come on. Have a nice day. Whatever.
我们可以起诉 可以起诉 We could sue. We could sue.
你是律师 我们可以告他们所有人 You're a lawyer. We could sue 'em all.
我们可以告广场酒店 We could sue the Plaza.
可以告玛瑞安 可以告安吉拉 We could sue Marion. We could sue Angela-
有什么用呢? 他们谁也没法改变 What's the point? None of them are gonna make it right.
不 这全靠我们自己 我希望我的婚礼上有你 No. It's up to us. I want you at my wedding.
不管用什么方法实现 And whichever way this works out...
我们中有一个换日子出嫁就行了 one of us will just have to be married on a different day.
当然 你知道 我也希望我的婚礼上有你 Absolutely. I mean, you know, I want you at my wedding.
当然 如果我们找不到方法解决的话 Obviously. If we can't think of any other way out of this...
只要有个一人能灵活点就好 one of us will simply have to be flexible.
是啊 我们中有一个换地方就行 Yeah. One of us will just have to change venues.
对 我们中的一个 Right. One of us could.
也许不该是 Probably, um, not.
存了几十年钱就为了这天的那个 the one of us who's been saving up for a decade...
因为跟另一个比起来 她赚的不过是蝇头小利 because she makes a pittance compared to the other one of us, but-
是啊 也许是的 True. I mean, or it would be...
如果另一个不是想在广场酒店结婚想到要死的话 if the other one of us wasn't so desperate to get married at the Plaza...
因为对她来说 because the Plaza, practically,
广场酒店是她童年唯一的美好回忆 is the only happy memory she has of her childhood.
所以 这 是啊 So, oops. That's- Right.
得有一个人换日子 是的 One of us will have to move her date. Yep.
得有一个人那么做 One of us will.
在我们决定下来之前 我们不要把计划定死 And until one of us decides, we shouldn't make any concrete plans.
同意 在把事情都定下了前还有段时间 Agreed. There's some time before we lock things in.
我们什么都不要做 对 Let's just not do anything- Right.
直到有一个人换结婚日期 行 until one of us moves her date. Okay.
那么 So, um-
回头再说 我们中的有一个 Talk to you soon. One of us should-
该给另一个打电话 Call the other one.
某人还没给我打电话 但是你知道吗? One of us hasn't called me yet, but you know what?
她会换日子的 She's gonna move her date.
妥协的总是她 还是孩子时就是 记得吗? She always was the bendy one, even as a kid, remember?
是啊 在我听来她可不会轻易妥协 Yeah, she didn't sound too bendy to me.
我给弗莱其打电话 但她接了 I called Fletch, and she picked up.
他明天晚上要帮我报税 He's doin'my taxes tomorrow night.
你不能跟他称兄道弟 现在不行 You can't get all buddy-buddy with him. Not now.
总之 丹尼尔可以帮你报税 他是搞金融的 Anyway, Daniel can do your taxes. He's "financey."
我做的是对冲基金 我们不怎么弄税 It's a hedge fund, babe. We don't do a lot of tax prep.
管那么多 我们的税都是你在弄 弗莱其给我 Whatever. You do our taxes. Fletch has been my accountant
当了6年会计了 我要去 for six years. I'm going.
你太无理取闹了 举行双人婚礼不就行了 You're being ridiculous. Just have a double wedding.
当我们什么人啊 41岁的老双胞胎? What are we, 41 -year-old twin sisters?
宝贝 双人婚礼 Babe! Double wedding.
双人婚礼 我觉得这点子很棒 A double wedding. I think that's a great idea.
那该多热闹啊 不 It would be a hell of a party. You know, uh, no.
这辈子我什么事都跟丽芙分享 I've shared everything my whole life with Liv.
我只是希望那天完全属于自己 就一次 I'd kinda like my own day just-just once.
我知道 虫虫 这就是全部了? 煤气收据都在这 I know, bug. Is this everything? This is all your gas receipts-
都是随手往鞋盒里扔的 我也不清楚 Threw it all in the shoe box. I don't know.
在广场酒店结婚也是我的梦想 It's my dream too-To get married at the Plaza.
我从16岁起就开始存钱了 I have been saving since I was 16.
我只是需要几天时间 去放弃 I just need a few more days to. let it go.
我会找到新的梦想的 丽芙有比我更好的理由 I'll find a new dream. Liv's reasons are better than mine.
这就像《美国偶像》 明白吗? It's like American Idol, all right?
丽芙就是赛门 啊 天 Liv is the Simon. Ugh. God.
无意冒犯 但是你就是珀拉 I mean, no offense. But you're the Paula.
就算选手唱得很烂 你也会称赞他们的服装 Even when they can't sing, you compliment their outfit.
善解人意 但是人人都听赛门的 It's nice. Well, but everyone listens to Simon.
我不会娶赛门 我会给自己找个珀拉 I wouldn't marry Simon. I'd marry me some Paula.
这个不错 随便选一个吧 我哪个都行 That's nice. Just pick one. I'm fine with any of'em.
看? 知道我为什么需要伴娘了吧 你根本不在乎 See? That's why I need a maid of honor. You don't care.
我 嘿 你想让她回来? I- Hey, you wanna have her back in the game?
你知道你该怎么做 越快越好 You know what you're gonna have to do, and the sooner the better.
我们好通知客人们 正是 We need to give our guests some notice. Exactly.
这就是为什么日期通知帖那么重要 Which is why save-the-dates are so key,
但是你却毫不在乎 but you don't care.
我不是不在乎 那你还接电话 It's not that I don't care. Well, get your phone then.
你好? 男人 Hello? Men.
弗莱其 不 没什么事 在挑日期通知帖和请柬 Yo, Fletch. No, nothin' much. Just lookin' at save-the-dates or invites.
我们明天还是按原计划? 是 当然 Are we still on for tomorrow? Yeah, totally.
你那么有什么进展吗? 丽芙有没有丝毫动摇? Any sign of progress on your end? Is Liv softening at all?
没可能 想让她先妥协是没可能的 No way. And there's no way she's gonna blink first.
她俩都一周没讲过话了 They haven't spoken for a week.
按女人纪年那都是一个世纪了 That's a century in girl years.
婚礼是哪点让她们怎么起劲的? What is it about weddings that makes 'em so worked up?
是啊 我也摸不着头脑 I know. I have no idea.
这就是在最不合适的时候让男人知道你很疯狂 It's, like, the wrong time to let the guy know that you're crazy.
你明白我的意思吗 我不会那么干的 是啊 You know what I mean? It's not how I'd play it. Yeah.
你知道吗? 她回来了 Oh, you know what? She's here now.
我们明天见? 好的 I'll see you tomorrow? All right.
嘿 Hey.
嗨 甜心 嗨 Hi, sweetie. Hi.
啦啦队怎么样? 我恨啦啦队 How was pep squad? I hate pep squad.
我尤其恨啦啦队的小女生 I particularly hate peppy teenage girls...
她们坚持人人要充满激情 定要激情 who insist everyone be aggressive- B.E. aggressive.
就好像生活里除了激情就没别的了 It's, like, there are no other pathways in life besides aggression, you know?
我要给丽芙打电话 I'm gonna call Liv.
真的? 是的 Really? Yeah.
艾米和玛瑞莎要给我们搞个联合单身派对 Amie and Marissa are throwing us that joint shower...
而且让这些事都过去挺好的 对吗? and it'd be good to have all this behind us by then. Right?
你确定 是的 You sure? Yeah.
是 我同意 我刚跟丹尼尔通过话 她带着手机呢 Yeah. I agree. I was just talkin' to Daniel. She's on her cell.
你该打给她 他们在外面弄日期通知帖什么的 You should call her. They're out doin' their save-the-dates or whatever.
什么? 你该联系她 What? You should hit her up.
你必须定下日子 You have to know your "date" date...
才能发日期通知贴 to send out your save-the-dates.
我们本都该等着 她却 We were both gonna wait, and she- she-
我简直 无法相信 I ca- I can't believe it.
你无法相信? 真的? 那可是丽芙 You can't believe this? Really? It's Liv.
她总把自己放在第一位 不 She's always thinking about number one. No.
这次不行 不 不行 不行 Not this time. No. No, no, no, no, no.
我也是新娘 好吗? I am a bride too. Okay?
我也是第一位 I'm number one too.
我 你是我的第一位 我明白 这就是我的想法 I-You are my number one. I know. That's how I feel.
虫虫 你在干什么? Bug, what are you doing?
主题 听着 听着 不 不要 Subject- Listen. Listen. No, no, no, no, no.
紧急情况 这不是封垃圾邮件 Emergency. This is not spam.
我将在6月6号举行婚礼 I'm getting married,June 6-
你用不着那么大劲敲键盘 You don't have to slam on the keys.
在广场酒店 请务必到场 亲亲抱抱 艾玛 The Plaza Hotel. Be there. X-O-X-O-X-O-X-O. Emma.
通讯录 抄送所有人 Address book. B.C.C. everyone.
噢 除了你 丽芙 Oops. Not you, Liv.
发送 And send.
紧急急急 这不素垃圾邮件 ""Emergen-C-C-C. "Thys' is "nit' spam.
我将在6月6号举行婚礼 I'm get married.June 6th.
"克 杰 诶"? "卡佳"? "K.j.A."? "Kuh-jaw"?
艾玛 "Emma."
"卡佳 艾玛"是什么意思? What is "kuh-jaw, Emma"?
太好了 艾玛的婚礼会比我们的好 Great. Emma's wedding's gonna be better than ours was.
格伦 Glen
也许她的婚姻也会更好 Maybe her marriage will be better too.
不会充满了孤独与悲哀 Not filled with loneliness and sadness.
希望你能考虑到我和艾米的立场 I hope you can appreciate the positions Amie and I are in.
我们不想偏袒哪方 放松 We're not taking sides. Relax.
在想出解决办法前 我们不会做任何计划的 We're not making any plans until we figure this out.
你还真是冷静啊 是啊 You're so cool about it. Yeah.
不然我还能怎么样? How else am I gonna be?
不是偏袒谁 但是我必须得说 I mean-Without taking sides though, I have to say...
艾玛的日期通知邮件也简短得有点傻了吧 Emma's save-the-date e-mail was a smidge tacky.
就一句 "6月6号在广场酒店" 外加一个笑脸? I mean, "june 6 at the Plaza," smiley face?
下次会是什么 桃心眼睛? What's next, hearts over her i's?
她是怎么想的啊? 噢 嘿 Come on, really- What was she thinking? Oh, hey.
我知道 是吧? 太傻了 I know, right? That was so tacky.
晴天霹雳 嗨 嗨 海蒂 It's shocking. Hi. Hi, Heidi.
噢 伊丽莎白 我爱死我的戒指了 我的天 Oh, Elizabeth, I love my ring. Oh, my gosh.
艾玛 Emma?
你已经发了日期通知帖了? You sent out your save-the-dates?
是啊 我确实发了 Yeah, I did, actually.
很吃惊吧? Surprised?
那么我们中的某个人 So one of us...
是不打算改日子了? is not moving her date?
你让我吃惊 丽芙 真的 Well, you amaze me, Liv. You really do.
你从不问我想要什么 You-You never ask me what I want.
你总自以自己的想法是对的就行了 You just figure you know best, end of story.
"艾玛 穿这个 艾玛 那么说" "Emma, wear this. Emma, say that."
艾玛已经受够了 Well, Emma's pretty frickin' tired of it.
不要以为我没注意到你有多么愤怒 Don't think I didn't notice how totally freaked out...
就因为我胆敢比你先订婚 you were because I had the nerve to get engaged before you did.
好了 给我等等 首先 丹尼尔12月就买了戒指了 Okay, wait. First of all, Daniel bought that ring in December.
好吗? 所以这么算 我在先 Okay? So officially, I was first.
噢 可悲 可悲 Oh, pathetic. Pathetic!
第二 总有人让你做你不喜欢的事 Second, people always make you do things you don't wanna do.
艾玛 就好像你是个软骨头 等等 对了 Emma, it's like you don't have a spine. Oh, wait. That's right.
你就是个软骨头 You don't have a spine.
是没人能说你软弱 丽芙 No one could accuse you of being soft, Liv.
你上来就抢了玛瑞安给出的6月的头个空缺 You grabbed the first date in June Marion offered.
都没先问问我 without even asking me first.
至少我没有因为惧怕落单而 At least I'm not so terrified of being alone...
一辈子都只知道讨人欢心 that I people-please my way through life.
艾玛 你总是将就 Emma, you settle.
你的意思说我找弗莱彻是将就? Are you saying that I'm settling with Fletcher?
我指的可不是弗莱彻 I wasn't thinking about Fletcher.
这可是你自己说的 You came up with that one on your own.
改日子 丽芙 Move your date, Liv.
你改日子吧 艾玛 You move your date, Emma.
已成定局了 你输了 It's done. You lose.
你的婚礼最好小心点 Your wedding better watch it.
你说什么? What did you just say?
我说你的婚礼现在应该感到害怕了 I said your wedding should be very scared right now.
如果我是你的婚礼 我睡觉都不敢闭上眼睛 If I were your wedding, I'd sleep with one eye open.
你干嘛不留着你的威胁给丹尼尔听? Why don't you just save your threats for Daniel?
你不就是这样才让他求的婚? After all, isn't that how you got a proposal out of him?
我就是这么搞定的 操你的婚礼 That's how I did it. Your wedding can suck it.
你说什么? 操我的婚礼? What did you just say? My wedding can suck it?
我说操你的婚礼 你的婚礼会 - I said your wedding can suck it. - Your wedding can s- be-
我要说 你的会 I mean, yours can be, um-
会 会是 Can-Can be, uh-
不是这个 not that-
拜托 Please.
再见 女士们 嘿 丽芙 Bye, ladies. Hey, Liv.
什么 Yes.
你的婚礼会是个巨型的 Your wedding will be huge.
就跟毕业舞会时你的屁股似的 Just like your ass at prom.
我们玩完了 We're done.
艾玛·爱伦和弗莱彻·福莱森 婚礼请柬
6月6号 周六 5点
奥利维亚·本纳和丹尼尔·威廉姆斯 婚礼请柬
6月6号 周六 5点 定好了 5.00, Saturday,june 6. Done.
好了 很好 Done. Good.
现在我们只要尽快给你重找一个伴娘就行了 Now we just have to find you another maid of honor, uh, and fast.
你和她呆在一起的时间会比跟新郎的都长 You'll be spending more time with her than with the groom.
我的朋友不想偏袒任何一方 My friends won't take sides.
谁说必须是朋友了? Who says it has to be a friend?
不 不 不 不是女傧相 这位置行吗? No! No! Not just a bridesmaid. This spot okay?
是的 是伴娘 伴娘 Yeah. Maid of honor. Maid of honor.
是啊 我们在法学院的时候那么要好 Yeah. We were so close in law school.
那个兴趣组真是太傻了 That study group was nuts.
噢 甜心 你是我二堂姐最好的朋友 Oh, sweetie, you are my second cousin's best friend.
你当然是我伴娘的首选 Of course you were at the very top of my maid of honor list.
真的 卡拉 凯特琳? Honestly, Carla. Caitlin?
爱瑞琳 不 我没跟他上过床 Erin, no. I did not sleep with him.
好吧 我是跟他睡过 All right, okay. I did, actually.
一次 就两次 Once. Twice.
这有什么影响? 他是个废物 很差劲 What difference does it make? He was a loser, and he was lousy in-
是吗? 真的? 我没听说 You did? Really? I didn't hear that-
生了两个孩子? 你们的孩子肯定很可爱 Two kids? Wow. You guys must have had really cute kids.
是啊 替我跟他问好 Uh, yeah. Tell him I say hi, and-
我正上出租呢 回头再给你打电话 Actually, I'm hopping into a cab, so I'm gonna give you a call a little later.
凯文? 什么? Kevin? Yeah?
我想给你升职 I'd like to promote you-
升成男伴娘 to mister of honor.
我有 这 这 给钱的吗? Do I get- Is-Is it, like, a pay thing?
不 就是种荣誉 No.just- It's just an honor.
让你的同学读读你的稿子 我觉得这主意很好 Uh, have a classmate read your draft. I think that's a great idea.
因为通过让同学读你的稿子 Because by letting a classmate read your draft-
感谢上帝 好了 你们把剩下的完成了 Oh, thank God. All right. You guys finish the rest of this.
自己读就行 Just read it yourselves.
你看到我留的条了吗? 是的 Did you get my note? Yeah.
你今天能帮我做晚班车的巡视吗? Can you take my late bus patrol today?
当然 Sure.
德比? 什么? Deb? Yeah?
什么? Yeah?
我知道我们算不上朋友 不算吗? I know we're not exactly friends- We're not?
那我为什么老要帮你的忙? 你从来没 Then why am I always doing you favors? You never do me-
没什么 Never mind.
你愿意当我的伴娘吗? How'd you like to be my maid of honor?
我能自己选礼服吗? Do I get to pick out my own dress?
我想引入注意 所以衣服必须好 I tend to draw the eye, so it's gotta be good.
当然 Absolutely.
也许我会给些建议 但是 I mean, you know, I might make some suggestions, but-
但是我现在事真的很多 很需要帮忙 Oh, you know, I'm really swamped though. I'd need a lot of help.
你以为新娘是干什么用的? What do you think the bride is for?
就是为了让伴娘更轻松的 对吗? To make the maid of honor's life easier, right?
好吧 拜托了 I mean, come on. Please.
好吧 既然你都求我了 Aw. All right. Since you begged-
好的 我会给你当伴娘的 Okay. I'll be your maid of honor.
会很棒的 It's gonna be great.
我能提个建议吗? Hey, can I make a suggestion?
你们听说过"皮诺基欧"吗? Have you ever heard of""pee-not gree-gio''?
是种很好的白葡萄酒 It's this really nice white wine.
非常有品位 It's very elegant.
你的乐队 是的 Now, your music is- Yes.
还没定下来 很遗憾 韩波那天没空 still pending, and, sadly, D.j. Humble is no longer available on that date.
但是他跟我说好了啊 算是吧 Oh? But he and I had a deal- in principle.
我这的另一个新娘开了更高的价 Yes, well, one of my other brides outbid you.
当然 我不能告诉你她的名字 I can't give you her name, of course.
那个贱人 That bitch!
不是你 不 是另一个 Not you. No, a different one.
一个人 A person.
天 她胆真小 God, she's scary.
你不是觉得丽芙 不 我是那么想的 You don't think that Liv- Yeah, I do.
不 不 她知道那对我意味着什么 No. No. She knew how much that meant to me.
这太残忍了 她真是刻薄 - It's too cruel. It's too mean-spirited. - Too in character?
等等 Hang on. Wait.
你是不是跟我说过她的婚纱是王薇薇的? Didn't you tell me she's wearing a Vera Wang?
是的 我听说那牌子的很紧身 Yes. I read those run really tight...
而她曾经胖得跟牛似的 and she's kind of an ex-heifer.
不 不 她 No. No, she's-
她是有点 She's- Little bit.
太好吃了 非常棒 That is good. Excellent.
这是奶油奶酪吗? 就是奶油奶酪 Is that like cream cheese? It is cream cheese.
真是润滑 Like a hint.
艾玛选了蛋糕了吗? 还是关心我们的事吧 好吗? Has Emma chosen her cake yet? Let's keep to our own work, shall we?
选花吧 尤福丽娅开了个价 Now, as for the flowers, Eufloria has put in a bid.
我们的蛋糕不能一样 We just can't have the same cake, that's all.
我的蛋糕必须是七层的 And I have to have the seven-tiered...
白巧克力花边的德国奶油蛋糕 white chocolate-curl torte,
用杏仁碎和可食用珍珠点缀 enrobed in marzipan with edible pearls and flourishes.
那你放心 Well, you're safe.
艾玛选的蛋糕可没这么奢华 Emma has chosen a less extravagant cake.
她总是说她不需要 And she's always saying that she doesn't need...
通过大手大脚花钱来让人印象深刻 to impress people with how much she can spend.
我跟我的冰雕师若罗德斯确认一下 好的 I'm just going to check my ice sculptor Rolodex. Right.
我的天 Oh, my God.
她这是在中伤我 That was a dig at me.
艾玛觉得我是在炫富? Emma thinks I'm showing off?
我从没想过我挣钱多让她不爽了 看来我是错了 I never thought she resented how much money I made, but I guess I was wrong.
真的? 我可没看出来她 Really? I didn't get that from what she-
玛瑞安相信她说的 Marion's eating it up.
她更喜欢艾玛 She likes Emma best.
艾玛总能获得同情票 Emma always gets the sympathy vote.
我从来都不会得到同情票 不是吗? I never get the sympathy vote, do I?
也许这么要求人有点太过分 Well, maybe it's asking a little bit too much of people-
我还担心她的蛋糕 I was worried about her cake.
搞不好就是两块蜂蜜蛋糕加一个巧克力派 It could be two Ding-Dongs and a Yodel for all I care.
那是什么? 那是什么? What's that? What's that?
别 Don't-
舞蹈课? Dance lessons?
该死 她还真是争强好胜 Damn, she's competitive.
他们舞跳得肯定会比我们好 Their dance is totally gonna be better than ours.
再让我看看金丝雀黄 蒲公英黄 金丝雀 Let me see Canary Song again. Dandelion. Canary.
就没有介于两者之间的颜色吗? Isn't there something in between?
像是深金丝雀黄? Sort of like a burnt Canary.
他们成长过程的视频剪辑? 是吗? Video montage of their lives? Really?
这肯定是弗莱彻的主意 那只是 It's gotta be Fletcher's idea. That's just-
肯定会有他们小时候的照片 It's gonna be, like, pictures of them as babies.
只有一颗牙的艾玛 You know, Emma with one tooth...
穿着超人服的弗莱彻 太俗了 and Fletcher in his little superhero outfits. It's tacky.
有什么事? Can I help you?
丽芙·能纳的快递 是巧克力 Yeah. Delivery for Liv Lerner. That's chocolate.
我收下了 I'll take that.
看起来不错 Mmm. Looks good.
"丽芙 这是你应得的" "Liv, you deserve this and more."
丹尼尔真是太体贴了 Isn't Daniel the sweetest?
我就吃一颗 谢谢 I'll just have one. Thanks.
就一颗 Just one.
她在上面吗? 是的 W-Was she up there? Yeah.
没办法拿回来了? 不 不 不行 Oh. And it's impossible to go get them back? No, no, no, no.
她已经吃了半盒了 女士 45块 She ate half the box already, lady. Forty-five dollars.
好的 Yes. Okay.
这是事先说好的 That is the agreed upon-
但是你要知道 But just so you know-
要是你知道是怎么回事 你觉得会站在我这边的 if you heard what was actually going on, you would totally side with me.
你不给小费? 我以为已经包括小费了 You gonna tip me? I thought that was including tip...
但我还是会再给小费 因为我是珀拉 but anyway, I'll give it to you because I'm the Paula.
我想了很久 You know, I've been thinking.
如果你真想搞砸艾玛的第一支舞 If you really want to mess with Emma's first dance-
也不是没有办法 继续说 There are ways. Tell me more.
我不知道 宝贝 舞蹈课? I don't know, baby. Dance class?
得了 我们会跳舞 Come on. We know how to dance.
就是只慢舞 我们在大学时跳的那种 It's a slow dance. It's like we did in college.
只是华尔兹 不是牵个手就行了的 It's a waltz. It's a little more precise than just holding each other up.
而且玛瑞安说第一支舞也向大家 And besides, Marion says that our first dance...
展示了我们的夫妻风格 自然 - introduces our couple style to the world. Oh, well, naturally...
我是很在乎我们的夫妻风格的 I'm incredibly concerned with our couple style.
空间 Space
我是瑞奇·库 I am Ricky Coo...
舞蹈博士 the Doctor of Dance.
我教你们动作 教你们旋律 I bring you motion. I bring you rhythm.
还教你们性感 I bring you sex.
请准备好 我们跳舞吧 Please, get on your feet, and let's dance
~ 你们准备好了吗? ~ ~ Y'all ready for this? ~
~ 跳起来 ~ ~ Dance ~
也许玛瑞安不该这么大力推荐 Maybe Marion shouldn't be recommending
舞蹈博士瑞奇·库 Ricky Coo, Doctor of Dance so much.
是啊 我不看好瑞奇 Yeah. I don't know about Ricky.
很好 你们做热身了 Good for you. Doing warm-ups.
我听到你们的语音留言了 Yeah, I got your voice mail
说想把课从1点推迟到4点 saying you wanted to push the lesson from 1 .00 to 4.00.
你们来了多久了? How long have you been here?
我的天 Oh, my God.
什么? 是丽芙 What? Liv.
请给我们几分钟 谁会干出这种事? Uh,just give us a second. I mean, who does that?
她现在是彻底疯了 不过我也不觉得惊讶就是了 She's finally gone completely crazy. Not that I'm surprised at all.
她一直疯疯癫癫的 I mean, she's always been nuts.
我知道 给我们的夫妻风格捣乱? I know. And messing with our couple style?
这次我绝不会放过她 很好 There is no way I'm letting her get away with that. Good.
我真为丹尼尔感到遗憾 You know who I feel sorry for is Daniel.
他以后连自己的生活都不能掌控了 He's not even gonna be able to control his own wife.
什么? What?
我是说 那可是丽芙 她从不考虑 所以? No, I'm just saying- It's Liv. Because she never thinks about- And?
我要进去了 什么嘛? I'm going inside. What?
婚礼前的最后一个月最能考验新人 The final month before the big day is a litmus test for couples.
考验他们的合作能力 解决问题 沟通的能力 of how they work together, solve problems, communicate.
初期的甜蜜过去了 紧张开始进驻 The early, happy glow is over, and the nerves begin to set in.
对某些新人来说 With some couples,
这会引发他们交往中最本质的矛盾 it brings out the fundamental conflicts in their relationship.
对另外的新人 幸运的那些 With other couples, the lucky ones.
这反而彰显出他们关系的和谐 it highlights the essential harmony of their partnership.
当然 即使是最幸运的新娘 Of course, even the luckiest bride
也需要点东西来缓解紧张 needs something to take the edge off.
给我的 欢乐曲奇饼干篮 丹尼尔真是个饲养员 Ooh, for me! A jolly Walrus cookie bouquet. Is Daniel a keeper or what?
要我的话可会小心点 王小姐可是很严格的 I'd just be careful. Miss Wang is a stern mistress.
视频剪辑 就是图片幻灯 录像带什么的 Video montage- If there's gonna be live pictures and, like, video footage-
我知道 像是视频短片那种 I know. It's, like, verging on being a digital short.
我不知道他们打算怎么把我切出去 I don't know how they're gonna cut me out of the footage.
每张上都有我 I'm in everything.
这是邮差送来给你的 Oh, this came for you via messenger.
我都等不及吃这个了 I can't wait to get into this one.
赛门斯先生又打电话来要合同的更新了 Mr. Simmons called again asking for the update on the agreement.
卢瑟福快报? 那是我老家 我把这个拿走 Rutherford Press? That's my hometown. I'm just gonna take this.
我该告诉他们你在处理麻烦? Suppose I should just tell them you're dealing with a crisis?
我的天 Oh, my God.
他们还在刊登订婚启事啊 They still print engagement announcements.
也许我在老家也算是名人 I'm sort of like a celebrity back there, probably.
像是赚大钱的本地女孩 真是可爱的人 You know, it's like, local girl makes good. Such sweet people.
什么? What the?
那不是你 是吗? That's not you. Is it?
艾玛看起来真漂亮 Emma looks gorgeous.
但她的心灵不美 凯文 But not on the inside, which is- Kevin.
她就能做到这样了? It's the best she can do, huh?
真差劲 她想玩阴的? 我也可以 So lame. She wants to play dirty? I can play dirty.
你会玩阴的 我见你玩过 You can play dirty. I've seen you do it.
我念的可是法学院 I went to law school, people.
我开始觉得30岁是分水岭 I'm starting to think that 30 is the cutoff.
因为那是男人们还愿跟同龄女性约会的最大年纪 Because it's the last time men want to date women their age.
30岁的男人会跟30岁的女人约会 A 30-year-old guy will date a 30-year-old girl.
但是35岁的男人还是会找30的 But a 3 5-year-old guy wants someone 30.
40岁的男人也想找30的 或是28的 A 40-year-old guy wants someone 30, too, or 28.
这真是个糟糕的星球 It's a terrible planet.
我知道 你知道我在想什么吗? I know. You know what I was wondering?
艾玛和弗莱彻结婚背后真正的原因是什么? What are the real reasons behind Emma and Fletcher having to tie the knot?
为什么他们不能改日子? 想想吧 Why can't they change their date? Think about it.
她怀孕了 艾玛怀孕了 She's pregnant! Emma's pregnant!
噢 不 Oh, no.
噢 不 丽芙? Oh, no! Liv?
你还好吧? 到底出什么事了? Are you all right? What the hell is goin' on?
让我进去 Look, let me in
我重了5磅 5磅 怎么不重50磅呢 I gained five pounds. Five pounds. It might as well be 50!
婚纱不合身了 如果婚纱不合身 The dress doesn't fit! And if the dress doesn't fit...
我的婚礼会成为广场酒店史上最大的笑话 my wedding's gonna be a big black hole in the history of the Plaza!
首先 是我们的婚礼 宝贝 Well, "A" it's our wedding, hon.
其次 那又怎么样? 改改 And "B"... so what? Let it out.
你不能调整王薇薇来适应你 You don't alter Vera Wang to fit you.
你得调整自己去适应王薇薇 You alter yourself to fit Vera.
你们男人在学校都学什么了啊? 对不起 What do boys learn in school? Sorry.
又不是世界末日 It's not the end of the world.
真的 我做什么能让你感觉好点? Really. What-What-What can I do to make you feel better?
是你可以不再做什么 都是你的错 It's what you can stop doing. This is all your fault.
你很贴心 送我那些糖果 但我 什么糖果 It's sweet of you to send me those treats, but I- What treats?
就那些糖啊 松露巧克力 You know, the treats. The Truffle-opolis.
整盒的 The truffle tray.
欢乐曲奇饼干篮? The jolly Walrus cookie bouquet?
国际黄油俱乐部? International Butter Club?
宝贝 我没送过你这些 The- Honey- I didn't send you any of that.
我的天 艾玛 Oh, my God, Emma!
她想让我变胖 然后就穿不下婚纱了 She's trying to make me fat so I can't fit into my dress!
这算什么? 这算什么? What is that? What is that?
国际黄油俱乐部? The International Butter Club?
你真闲坐着 You mean, you've actually been sitting around...
狂吃各国黄油了? eating sticks of butter from different lands?
婚礼前的一周是背水一战的时候 The final week before the wedding is do-or-die.
我希望我的新娘们都完美无暇 I expect my brides to be flawless.
完美的发型 皮肤 美甲 一切都是 Perfect hair, skin, nails, everything.
你好 我需要进去一小会 Hello there. I need to get to the back really fast.
真的 真的就一会 我昨天掉了点东西在这 Really, really fast, because I left something there yesterday.
非常重要 我 我完全不在乎 It's very important that I- I so don't care.
进去吧 Go on back.
爱伦小姐 嗨 Miss Allan. Oh, hi.
嗨 今天来点蜜色? 我加的就是那种 Hi. Bit of Honey today? That's the one I loaded.
好的 但要带点婚前的神采奕奕 Yes, but, uh,just a pre-wedding glow.
没问题 好的 谢谢 Sure thing. Okay, thanks.
~ 祝你健康 ~ ~ I wish you well ~
~ 希望你能挺住 ~ ~ I hope you survive ~
~ 我希望你能活下去 宝贝 ~ ~ I hope you live on, baby ~
~ 这样我就能看到你哭泣 ~ ~ So I can watch you cry ~
~ 因为我知道你终会明白 ~ ~ 'Cause I know in time you'll see ~
~ 你对我做了什么 ~ ~ What you did to me ~
~ 到时你就会跑着回来 ~ ~ And you'll come runnin'back ~
~ 我会给你来场雨 ~ ~ I'm gonna rain on your parade ~
~ 这次我决不罢休 ~ ~ Oh, I won't take it again ~
~ 我会让雨一直下 一直下 ~ ~ And I'll keep raining, raining, raining ~
~ 淋湿你 ~ ~ Over you ~
你出什么事了? 看起来跟交通路锥似的 What happened to you? You look like a traffic cone.
颜色会褪吗? Will it fade?
会吧 这可是喷了三层的 Sort of. This is three loofahs.
有那么糟吗? 弗莱其说他不觉得很糟糕 Is it that bad? Fletch said he didn't think it was that bad.
宝贝 "费尔其"是你的未婚夫 Oh, well, honey, "Filch" is your fiance.
他说不定还说你头发好看呢 He probably told you you had nice hair too.
办婚礼可不像在公园散步 This wedding stuff is not a walk in the park.
当然 我很惊讶 我不知道 - For sure. - I'm surprised. I don't know.
我很惊讶我还没去看过心理医生 I'm surprised I haven't been, you know, sent into my therapist's office.
我也是这么听说的 很痛苦 That's what I've heard. T-U-F-F.
你也许那天听到我打电话了 You should have heard me on the phone the other day...
跟那个搞砸了我的餐桌装饰的人 天啊 talking to the guy who messed up my centerpieces. Oh, gosh.
真是难以置信 一波未平 一波又起 It was unbelievable. It's like one thing after another, every single time.
就像滚雪球 能给我染点暗色吗? It snowballs. Listen, can I get a little bit more lowlight?
行 特别是这 Yeah, especially right here.
稍等片刻 我去给你那染发剂 Hold that thought, sweetie. I'm gonna get your color.
要保证不要太 要金色基调的 Just make sure it's not so-Like, more gold base.
~ 我要给你来场雨 ~ ~ I'm gonna rain on your parade ~
~ 不 这次我决不罢休 ~ ~ No, I won't take it again ~
~ 我会让雨一直下 一直下 淋湿你 ~ ~ And I'll keep raining, raining, raining over you ~
也许我该去唱经 Maybe I should take up chanting.
我觉得到了我这个年纪有那个必要了 I think it's kind of- might be necessary at this time of my life.
哦 我的天 我的天 是很好? Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Is it good?
太棒了 Great!
我什么也 I get to do noth-
我不知道是怎么回事 Okay. I-I don't know what happened. Um-
我让它保持一天 I gotta let it sit for a day or two.
然后也许给漂成白色 Maybe I'll try to strip it down to white.
我的头发蓝了 My hair's blue!
蓝了 我的头发是蓝的 It's blue! I have blue hair!
我一周后就结婚了 恭喜 I'm getting married in a week. Congratulations.
一周后 一周 In a week! A week!
出来吧 我知道你在这 Come on. I know you're in here.
你的视频剪辑 Ah, here's your video montage.
很好 Oh, yeah.
绝对的 Absolutely.
弗莱其? Fletch?
虫虫? 你是不是有什么要跟我交代的? Bug? Do you have something you need to tell me?
我们是不是会有个橙色的小宝宝? Are we about to have a little orange baby?
显然我们已经在"宝宝就是我们"注册了 Apparently we're registered at Babies "R" Us.
很不错对吧? Isn't that nice?
马瑞莎 你在哪? 我听不清 Marissa. Where are you? I can barely hear you.
真不敢相信 你竟然告诉艾玛了 I can't believe you told Emma.
管他呢 Whatever.
可别对那些跳舞的产生感情 You guys, don't get too attached to the dancers.
他们对你们好都是为了钱 They're paid to be nice to you.
~ 纽约 日本 ~ ~ New York and japan ~
你好 新娘 Hello, bride!
好了 好了 刚才有只小鸟告诉我 All right, all right. Now a little birdie has just told me.
今晚我们这有位准新娘 that we have a bride-to-be in the house tonight.
在这 但是她可是个不乖的新娘 Over here! But she has been a very bad bride.
"不是你老公"警官要来逮捕你了 Officer Not-Your-Husband is here to arrest youI
~ 我是个模特 你知道我什么意思 ~ I'm a model, You know what I mean ~
~ 我在T台上 潇洒转身 ~ 你被捕了 ~ And I do my little turn on the catwalk ~ You're under arrest...
罪名是太性感 for being too sexy.
欢乐时间到了 Time to be frisked.
我的神啊 Oh, my goodness!
太好了 Great!
这今晚有两位新娘 We got two brides in the house tonight!
等等 Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Hold up
今晚这有两位新娘 We have two brides in the house tonight.
艾玛 这派对不欢迎没被邀请的人 Emma, this party is invitation only.
我也要结婚了 宝贝 I'm getting married too, baby!
我要请你上来 Well, I'll invite you right up there.
DJ加尔斯邀请2号新娘上台 为什么不呢? Dj jazzles invites bride number two up on stage. Why not?
上来吧 姑娘 我们想看看你的舞步 Come on up here, girl We want to see the way you move
这就是我想要的 加油 姑娘 That's what I'm talking about Work it out, girlI
你连单身派对都不让我开? You can't even let me have my own bachelorette party?
你还不是不让我得到DJ韩波 真是低级 丽芙 Much the way you couldn't let me have Dj Humble. That was low, Liv.
顺便说一句 你听说了吗? 我没怀孕 好吗? By the way, did you hear? I'm not pregnant, okay?
我看 斗舞的时间到了 斗舞 I say it's time for a dance-off. Dance-off!.
斗舞 斗舞 斗舞 斗舞 Dance-off!. Dance-off!. Dance-off!. Dance-off!.
~ 你说我如此疯狂 ~ ~ You say I'm so crazy ~
~ 醉醺醺地回家 ~ ~ Coming home intoxicated ~
~ 我说我只是想爱你 ~ 拜托 丽芙 ~ I say I just want to love you ~ Come on, Liv
~ 我只是爱你 宝贝 ~ ~ I just wanna love you, baby ~
拜托 丽芙 行了 1号新娘 Aw, come on, Liv. Come on, bride number one.
我知道你能跳得更好 I know y'all can do better than that.
机械舞 Sprockets!
跳起来吧 最性感的新娘将获得头奖 Break it down Now the sexiest bride takes first prize.
让我们看看 Let's see it
让我们开始狂欢吧 We gonna get this party started,y'all
秀起来 Show down
空间 Space!
看看2号新娘的 Check out bride number two
~ 他们看着我们摆动身体 看看他们有多饥渴 ~ ~ They be watchin'while we wiggle around Look at 'em droolin'~
~ 他们不习惯这声音 我让他们停不下来 ~ ~ They ain't used to this sound I keep 'em movin' ~
~ 我的姑娘们 把手举起了 现在可以了 ~ ~ All my ladies put your hands in the air It's all right now ~
~ 我们会让你整晚舞不停 ~ ~ We gon'keep you up on your feet the whole night now ~
~ 给他们拿酒 一口喝光 ~ ~ Rop them bottles Yeah, drink that up, man ~
~ 让你感觉疯狂 那就是我们的打算 ~ ~ Got you feelin'crazy Well, that was the plan ~
~ 他们在等着我 还没准备好 ~ ~ They was waitin'for me Wasn't ready for this ~
~ 他创造了这游戏 不 我指的不是瑞士人 ~ ~ He got the game sewed up No, I'm talkin'bout Swiss ~
~ 你为什么不试试 ~ ~ Why would you try ~
~ 让一切都摇起来 从社区到迪拜 ~ ~ We got 'em shakin'everything from the hood to Dubai ~
2号新娘 你是今晚最性感的新娘 宝贝 Bride number two,you are the sexiest bride of the night, baby.
让我们给2号新娘鼓掌 Give it up for bride number two, y'all
对不起 1号新娘 你赢不了 Sorry, bride number one. Can't win 'em all, girl.
失败的感觉真奇怪 我可不喜欢 It's weird, losing. I gotta say I'm not loving it.
是啊 但是你们俩都很棒 No, but you were both so good.
是啊 你上台了 也努力了 Yeah, you really got up there, and you tried.
忘了吧 这是我的单身派对 对吗? 是的 Forget it. It's my bachelorette party, right? Yes.
好姑娘 给你 Good girl. Here you go.
你好像会读心术 It's like you read my mind.
我的天 Oh, my God!
出租 出租 Taxi! Taxi.
凯文 凯文 我需要咖啡 Kevin. Kevin. I need coffee.
借过 我需要咖啡 三片头疼药 Excuse me. I need coffee. I need three Advil.
对 四杯水 Yeah. Four waters.
Get a splash of that Kahlua next to wherever that paralegal is.
嘿 伊朗娜 早上好 Hey, Elana. Good morning.
你工作很努力 我要请你吃午饭 好的 You work too hard.I'm gonna treat you to lunch. Okay.
你在哪? 凯? Where are you, Kev?
在办公室吗? 我听到你过来了 丽芙? Are you in the office? I hear you coming. Liv?
丽芙 蓝色的 头发 嘿 药 Liv, blue! Hair! Hey, Advil.
你的头发是蓝的 You have blue hair!
天啊 我完全忘了 Oh, my God. I totally forgot.
我本该7点去染回来的 I was supposed to get it dyed back at 7.00.
我觉得这很 会很 他们会喜欢的 I think it's very- It's gonna be- They're gonna love it.
我知道了 我会想办法的 I got it. I'm gonna figure it out.
请大家读读我起草的简报 If we could all refer to the briefs I've drawn up.
我标出了几个重点 I've highlighted a few main points.
我们在证词还有文档请求方面的进展 Our discovery process in depositions and document requests-
你们也许会同意这取得了明显的效果 maybe you guys could share that one has yielded significant results.
等等 我看的是两周前的简报 W-W-Wait. Okay. I am looking at the brief dated two weeks ago.
最新版本在哪? 我发誓我修改过了 Where is the latest version? I could have sworn that I updated these.
稍等片刻 Just a second.
该死 Goddamn it!
你的头发 Your hair.
是的 我的头发 我的头发是蓝色的 Yes, my hair. My hair... is blue!
我的头发是蓝的 我的婚礼还有一个礼拜了 My hair is blue. My wedding's in a week,
我还得付钱请伴娘 and I'm paying my maid of honor.
好吗? 或者说是寇森先生付的钱 Okay? Or rather Mr. Colson is.
是的 也许我是把简报弄丢了 And,yes, maybe I misplaced the brief.
是的 也许我世上最好的朋友会永远恨我 And, yes, maybe my best friend in the world forever hates me!
恨我 Hates me!
我的天 Oh, my God.
我会成为秃头新娘 I'm gonna be a bald bride.
太不完美了 It's so not ideal.
这就是代表我们的人? This is who's representing us?
不再是了 能纳小姐不负责这案子了 我会接手 Not anymore. Miss Lerner's off the case. I'm taking over.
不 听着 冷静 我会染回来的 No, now look, calm down. I'm gonna get it dyed back.
能纳小姐 Miss Lerner.
没你的事了 You are excused.
这不是我 I'm not this girl.
我不会搞砸 不会被解职 I just don't screw up. I just don't get demoted.
感觉没人支持我 我觉得好孤单 It's like I don't have anybody. I feel so alone.
嘿 Hey.
宝贝 我就在这 Babe, I'm right here.
你想你的朋友 特别是现在 You miss your friend, especially now.
她知道该说什么 She'd know just what to say.
我也生她的气 I'm mad at her too.
这头发是她弄的 是朋友就不会这么做的 She went for the hair. Girlfriends don't do that.
能补救回来的 就算不能 我也爱它 You'll fix it. And if you can't, I love it.
真的 你就像个超高 超火辣的蓝精灵 I do. You're like this very tall, very hot Smurf.
甜心 Oh, honey.
不只是头发 It's not just about the hair.
我生气是因为也许她说得对 I'm mad because maybe she's right.
要时刻保持完美让人精疲力尽 And it's exhausting having to try to be perfect all the time.
我从孩子起就是这么过来的 That's how I held it together ever since I was a kid.
我以为如果我能总是领先所有人 所有事一步 I figured nothing- nothing bad would happen again if I was just...
就不会再有坏事发生了 one step ahead of everything and everybody, all the time.
生活不是完美的 甜心 Life isn't perfect, hon.
就是一团糟 It's messy.
你是对的 You're right.
我本打算为了你而完美 I mean, I was gonna be perfect for you...
但既然你都说了是不可能的 那 but now that you say it's impossible- Hey.
不 你不用 你不用做最完美的 No, you don't. No, you don't have to be perfect.
我想要的就是个活生生的妻子 I've always wanted a human wife.
其他的 都太难伺候了 Yeah, the other ones are just...too hard to inflate.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
差不多正常了 哈? 我知道 是吧? Almost back to normal, huh? I know, right?
大概还有一层残留 但是举行婚礼应该可以了 I have, like, one layer of skin left, but that should be okay for our wedding.
抱歉了 丽芙 So, oops, sorry, Liv.
有照片就好了 知道吗? I wish I had pictures. You know?
我在台上 打着聚光灯 当我跳上那绳子时 It's like I was up there, and there's this spotlight, and when I hit that rope-
哦 我的天 嘿 够了 够了 Oh, my God! Hey! Enough, enough, enough!
这故事我都听了成千上万遍了 艾玛 I've heard this story 10,000 times, Emma.
你最近有点太疯狂了 知道吗? You've been acting a little wild lately. Okay?
我已经厌烦了 别再这样了 And I'm tired of it. So knock it off.
最近你总是怒气冲冲 神经质还莫名兴奋 Lately you've been very mad and tense and excited.
你知道吗? 我不知道该怎么应对 You know what? I just don't know how to deal with this.
说老实话 你让我开始怀疑 And quite frankly, you have me questioning whether or not...
这只是因为婚礼还是你会长期这样 this is something about- to do with the wedding or if this is permanent.
弗莱彻 这算是长期的 知道吗? Um, well, Fletcher, it is kind of permanent. You know?
在未来40年里 有可能我会不只一次 It is possible that I might be mad or tense or excited
生气 神经质 或者莫名紧张 more than once in the next 40 years.
是吗? 真的? 你知道吗? 你现在就已经开始了 Is it? Really? You know what? You're doing it right now.
什么? 虽然还算不上下贱 但是 What? You're being, not, I mean, not bitchy, but-
我说的是"算不上下贱" 但是你也快了 I said "not bitchy." But you're right there in that neighborhood.
你应该叫辆出租 来个大调头 You should have the cab,like, take a U-turn...
然后在礼貌且善良处下车 我们是在那认识的 drop you off at Pleasant and Nice, where we met.
你不高兴是因为我和丽芙的事 还是因为我有情绪? Are you upset because of this thing with Liv, or because I'm having feelings?
正是 因为要搞清楚你的意思有点难 Totally. Because it's kind of hard to read you.
我的天 正是如此 我不高兴是因为你有情绪 你说对了 My God! That's totally it. I'm upset because you have feelings. You nailed it.
好吧 那换句话说 我不能有情绪 Okay. So in other words, then don't have so many feelings,
即使有也不能表现出来 but if I do, don't show 'em.
我不能有 天啊 我都没法跟你沟通了 I shouldn't have so many- Oh, God! I can't even talk to you right now!
你都没尝试一下 You haven't tried yet.
你没意识到 你知道这对我最近有多难过? Do you realize- Do you know how hard this is for me?
我甚至都不知道你是谁了 I don't even know who you are.
你都没试图问过我的感受 You have not even tried to ask me about how I'm feeling.
我自己也茫然失措 I'm so confused.
我甚至都不知道你是谁了 I don't even know who you are.
行了吗? 我不想谈了 All right? I don't want to talk.
现在是非常时期 我们没事 我是打算去健身馆 It's a tense time. We're fine. Whatever. I was gonna go to the gym.
再见 Bye.
~ 我日记中空白页 ~ ~ The blank pages of my diary ~
~ 至从你走后我就没再触碰 ~ ~ That I haven't touched since you left me ~
艾玛? ~ 我家中紧闭的百叶窗 ~ Emma? ~ The closed blinds in my home ~
艾玛 艾玛 ~ 没有丝毫光亮 ~ Emma! Emma! ~ See no light of day ~
~ 音响上落满灰尘 ~ ~ Dust gathers on my stereo ~
~ 因为我不敢打开收音机 ~ ~ 'Cause I can't bear to hear the radio ~
~ 钢琴放在灰暗的角落 ~ ~ The piano sits in a shady space ~
~ 上面放着你的照片 ~ ~ With a picture of your face ~
~ 你最爱的书上留着咖啡印 ~ ~ Coffee stains on your favorite book ~
丽芙·能纳办公室 Liv Lerner's office.
嘿 凯文 我是艾玛 丽芙在吗? Hey, Kevin. It's Emma. Is Liv there?
很抱歉 能稍等一下吗? 就一分钟 抱歉 I'm sorry, can you hold on? Just a minute, I- Sorry.
这真是我的噩梦 我被赶到小屋里去了 It's my worst nightmare. I'm "cubicle-ized."
抱歉 丽芙正在处理麻烦 能回头给你回电话吗? I'm sorry, Liv's dealing with a crisis right now. Can we return?
没关系 那 Fine. That's-
是啊 好 我明白了 再见 Yeah. Okay, I get it. Bye.
嘿 ~ 我害怕面对新的一天 ~ Hey! ~ I'm scared to face another day ~
对不起 请问你是? I'm sorry. Who is this?
你好? ~ 因为我内心的恐惧不会消退 ~ Hello? ~ 'Cause the fear in me just won't go away ~
~ 转眼之间 你就消失了 ~ ~ In an instant,you were gone ~
~ 让我恐惧非常 ~ ~ And I'm scared ~
嘿 Hey!
嗨 Hi!
你好吗? 好久不见了 哈? How are you? Long time, huh?
我知道 都是我的错 我最近很忙 是啊 很忙 I know. It's my fault. I've been really busy. Oh, yeah. Right. Busy.
不是因为我是你死敌的哥哥 Nothing to do with the fact that I'm the brother of your archenemy.
我是说 好友的哥哥 I mean, best friend.
嘿 我要去租礼服 Hey! I have to rent a tux.
你跟我一起去吧 来吧 You're coming with me. Come on.
好吧 来吧 Um, okay. Come on.
我有点吃惊 I'm a little surprised.
我以为大杂志的作者会有自己的礼服 I would have thought a big magazine writer would have his own tux.
你最近如何 艾? 感觉如何? How you doing, Em? Hmm? How you feeling?
还好 Um, feel fine.
还好不算是种感觉 Fine's not really a feeling though.
还好是种感觉 Fine's a feeling.
"我感觉还好" 你可以这么说的 大家都这么说 "I feel fine." You could say that. People say that.
是啊 当然 你可以那么说 Yeah, sure. You can say that.
好吧 是这样 Okay. It's, like-
婚礼真是疯狂 Things are crazy with the wedding.
有那么细节要考虑 我不知道 And there are all these details and... I don't know.
我曾在脑海中描绘婚礼的场景 I had this idea of how it was gonna be in my head, and-
但实际上却没那么有趣 And it's not as much fun as that.
我不知道为什么 And I don't know why.
但总的来说 我还好 But mostly, I am fine.
我帮你打领带 领带搞成这样我看不下去 Let's fix your tie. I can't look at a tie like this.
你就转移话题吧 没领带看起来总不对劲 Yeah. Change the subject. This doesn't look right without a tie.
我还是弄个扣式的吧 我总不会打 I'm gonna go with a clip-on 'cause I can't figure this out.
你没有耐心 真的? You have no patience. Really?
我想我是等得太久了 Kind of think I wait around too long.
嘿 我请你喝杯咖啡吧 Hey, let me buy you a cup of coffee.
不行 我已经晚了 Oh, um, I-I can't. I'm late for, um-
但我会给你打电话的 But I'll call you.
在我不 你看起来 看起来真 Um, when I'm not-You-That- You look, um, you look really-
你会是个很帅的"送嫁人" You're gonna make a very handsome bride ""giver-awayer.''
谢谢 Thank you.
艾玛 你会是个很漂亮的新娘 真的 And, Em, you're gonna make a beautiful bride. Really.
是吗? 是的 我一直这么想 Yeah? Yeah. I always thought so.
谢谢 再见 Thanks. Bye.
虽然发生了这么多事 当6月6号的清晨降临 Despite it all, when morning broke on that sixth of June.
这确实是结婚的完美日子 it was the perfect day for a wedding.
两场婚礼 Well, two weddings.
还有三个小时 T-minus three hours, people.
站好你们的岗 完成你们的任务 Guard your camps, execute your duties,
我们也许能活着出来 and we may make it out of here alive.
开始了 Incoming, people.
能纳的玫瑰 爱伦的芍药 Roses for Lerner. Peonies for Allan.
爱伦那边的主婚人到位了吗? 是的 到了 Has the Allan officiant reported for duty yet? Yes, he has.
给能纳的亚麻布呢? 到了 Linens for Lerner? Yes.
非常好 Excellent.
动起来 这不是试装彩排 Let's move, people. This is not a dress rehearsal.
太好了 已经看不到蓝色了 Amazing. You can't even see the blue anymore.
丽芙 Oh, Liv.
我的天 你是我见过的最漂亮的新娘 My God, you're the most beautiful bride I have ever seen.
谢谢 Thank you.
请原谅 Oh, uh, excuse me a sec.
她真是奇怪 She's so weird.
天 我好紧张啊 不知道为什么? God, I'm so nervous. I don't know why.
头纱就该是这样的吗? 是啊 怎么了? Is the veil supposed to go like that? Yes. Why?
没什么 你看起来不错 Oh, no. You look fine.
说实话 You know, honestly,
现在总要求新娘完美 给她们的压力太大了 the pressure we put on brides these days to look perfect.
真是太荒唐了 It's just ridiculous.
在婚礼当天你用不着 You don't have to look your most beautiful
表现出最美的一面 行吗 大伙? on your wedding day. Okay, everybody?
妈 Mom!
如果你要听我的意见 You know, if you want my opinion-
德比 我不想 我想听你的意见 You know what, Deb? I don't. I don't want your opinion.
什么? Wh-What?
德比 我这辈子都在围着你转 Deb, I have been dealing with versions of you my whole life...
我要告诉你 and I'm gonna tell you something...
我早该对自己说的 that I should've told myself a long time ago.
有时我才是主角 好吗? Sometimes it's about me, okay?
虽然不会一直是 但偶尔也会有属于我的时间 Not all the time, but every once in a while it's my time.
就像今天 Like today.
如果你不满意的话 想走就走吧 If you're not okay with that, feel free to go.
但是你要留下的话 必须干好你的工作 But if you stay, you have to do your job.
也就是要满脸笑容 说说我作为新娘有多美 And that means smiling and talking about my bridal beauty...
最重要的事 不要总扯到自己身上 and, most importantly, not making it about you.
好吗? 你能做到吗? Okay? Can you do that?
是的 我很高兴 Yes, I'd like to.
那我们就没事了 Then we're good.
竖琴是爱伦的 四重奏是能纳的 Harpist is Allan. Quartet is Lerner.
我得重复多少遍啊? How many times do I have to repeat myself?
去看看新郎的情况 Check on the grooms' status
在作战位置上派好人 好的 and man your battle stations. Okay.
如果你打算去另一个婚礼 If you're about to jump ship from one wedding...
要让别人知道 这样我们好平均分配 let someone else know so we can create a diversion.
好的 我要参加丽芙的仪式 Okay. I'm going to Liv's ceremony
艾玛的婚宴 那酒更多 and Emma's reception. More booze.
我要清点一下喝醉的单身帅哥人数再做决定 I'm gonna do a quick head count of the hot drunk single guys and then choose.
好主意 爱伦 能纳 Good call. Allan. Lerner.
嘿 爱伦先生 最近怎么样? Hey, Mr. Allan. How are you?
我很好 兄弟 你呢? 大日子 哈? I'm good, bud. How're you? Big day, huh?
是啊 是大日子 Yes. Yes, it is.
我侦查敌情的时候 看到了艾玛一眼 I caught a glimpse of Emma when I was scouting out the enemy camp.
她很漂亮 先生 She is beautiful, sir.
谢谢 内森 Thank you, Nathan.
听着 我能跟你妹妹说句话吗? Listen, you think I could have a word with your sister?
不是为吵架的事 是别的 当然了 Not about the-the fight, about something else. Oh, yeah. Sure.
丽芙 Liv.
嗨 爱伦先生 Hi! Mr. Allan!
丽芙 Oh, Liv.
你的父母会为你骄傲的 Wow. Your mom and dad would be so proud.
谢谢 为你们俩 Thank you. Of both of you.
谢谢你 谢谢 Thank you. Thanks.
我只是想送上老辈人的祝福 I just want to pass on a blessing from our generation.
不只来自我的 Not just from myself but from...
还有我最亲爱的朋友们 他们肯定非常想在场 f-from my dear friends who would've given anything to be here today.
祝你好运 甜心 Good luck, sweetheart.
内特 爱伦先生 谢谢你 Nate. Mr. Allan, thank you.
很高兴见到你 好了 Good to see you. All right.
我也是 You too.
真是个好人 艾玛和他很像 Such a good man. Emma's so much like him.
据圣克莱尔夫人说 在婚礼前你可以 So, according to Ms. St. Claire, you are allowed one weak nip...
来上一小杯 壮壮胆 before the wedding, to sort of steady the nerves.
有苏格兰酒 好 苏格兰酒就行 So we have scotch- Okay. Scotch is good.
还有伏特加和龙舌兰 We have vodka and tequila.
龙舌兰 龙舌兰? 龙舌兰 龙舌兰 Tequila, tequila? Tequila! Tequila!
凯文 龙舌兰 龙舌兰真是垃圾 Kevin! Tequila. Tequila's so trashy.
不不不 凯文 听我说 你不喜欢龙舌兰 No, no, no. Kevin. Kevin, listen to me. You don't even like tequila.
你把这个拿给玛瑞安 告诉她我换了DVD You take this to Marion. You tell her I switched the DVD's.
在艾玛走向圣坛时应该放这个 She needs to play this when Emma walks down the aisle.
我以为我们不搞这种事了呢 I thought we were rising above this sort of thing.
是不搞了 所以我才让你去干这个 快 We are, which is why I need you to do this for me right now. Hurry!
有一天你会感谢我的 You'll thank me one day.
我来开吧 I'll go get that.
帮了忙了 好的 That's very helpful. Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
我的天 是你的父母 Oh, my God. It's your parents.
进来 看 她是不是个很美的新娘? Come on in. Look, isn't she a bridal beauty?
她当然是 我的天 She sure is. Oh, my gosh.
妈 我的天 这是我的婚纱? Oh, wow, Mom. Oh, my God! Is that my dress?
你高兴吗? Are you happy?
你高兴我就高兴 I'm happy if you're happy.
甜心 就算你穿着棕色纸袋结婚 我都不介意 Sweetheart, you could get married in a brown paper bag, I wouldn't care.
今天是你的大日子 This is your day.
我需要张纸巾 Oh, boy, I need a tissue.
我的天 我要哭了 你会把妆弄花的 宝贝 Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry. You're gonna screw up your makeup, honey.
我们搬去博卡时我找到了这个 就保存下来了 I found this when we moved to Boca, and I saved it.
爸 是什么 我知道会有交到你手上的一天 Dad. What is it? I knew there'd come a day to give it to you.
来吧 打开吧 Go ahead. Open it.
以防你需要旧的 或是蓝色的东西 In case you need something old or blue.
这其实是丽芙的 It's really Liv's.
那就算是借的 Well, something borrowed then.
爸爸 我想见她 Daddy, I need to see her.
我想她也是这么想的 I think she feels the same way.
我来开门 I'll get that.
噢 是玛瑞安 Oh, it's Marion.
就位了 我们有两场要办 Uh, places, people. We're on in two.
玛瑞安 我能去下那边吗? Marion, could I just run down the hallway for a second?
艾玛 你是我见过的最美的新娘 准备 Emma, you are the most beautiful bride I have ever seen. Ready.
1号新娘 上路了 1号新娘 上路了 Bride one, walking. Bride one, walking.
~ 我还是个小女孩 ~ ~ I was a little girl ~
~ 独自呆在自己的世界里 ~ ~ Alone in my little world ~
~ 梦想有个自己的家~ 到时间了 ~ Who dreamed of a little home for me ~ It's time.
~ 我在树林里玩家家酒 ~ ~ I played pretend between the trees ~
~ 用树皮树叶招待客人 ~ ~ And fed my houseguests bark and leaves ~
~ 在我的绿色大床上欢笑 ~ ~ And laughed in my pretty bed of green ~
~ 我有个梦想 ~ ~ I had a dream ~
~ 梦想我能飞翔 ~ ~ That I could fly ~
~ 从最高的地方 ~ ~ From the highest swing ~
~ 我有个梦想 ~ ~ I had a dream ~
~ 喔 ~ ~ Ooh ~
女士 Ma'am.
我的天 好的 好的 Oh, my God. Okay. Okay.
我要结婚了 是啊 你高兴吗? I'm getting married. Yeah. Are you happy?
当我亲眼看到1号新娘进场后 When I get visual confirmation on bride one walking.
就倒数五秒 开始放视频 give video a five count and roll.
准备 And ready.
走 Walk.
我是在阿卡普尔科 宝贝 放春假 I'm in Acapulco, baby Spring break
和米凯尔一起 I'm here with Miguel.
我爱死春假了 我要跳舞 I love spring break I want to dance
跳 艾玛 跳 艾玛 Go, Emma Go, Emma
我喜欢当艾玛 I love being Emma
发生攻击事件 重复 发生攻击事件 We've been hit. Repeat, we've been hit.
艾玛 Emma
我跟你解释录像的事 Let me tell you something about that tape
上帝 你发过誓 你发誓不会给任何人看的 God, you swore! You swore you'd never show that to anyone.
让她们去吧 Just... let them go.
艾玛 Emma!
来吧 Bring it on!
艾玛 我不想打架 Emma I don't want to fight
我告诉你 我不想打架 Let me just tell you something! I don't want to fight!
到此结束 我继续不下去了 It's over. I can't do this anymore.
我继续不下去了 I can't do this anymore.
感谢上帝 Thank God.
我没事 I'm fine.
艾玛 你在干什么啊? 你疯了吗? Emma, what the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind?
你毁了我们的婚礼 这下高兴了? You just ruined our wedding. You happy now?
你的朋友? 成为历史了 Your friend? History.
因为她带坏了你 一直如此 'Cause she's a bad influence on you, and she always has been.
从那视频来看 你比我想的更像她 Judging by that DVD, you're a lot more like her than I thought.
很我 我正希望如此 什么? Good. I hope so. What?
弗莱彻 我们当了10年的朋友 Fletcher, you've been my friend for 10 years.
我现在需要你作为朋友对我实话实说 I need you to be my friend now and tell me the truth.
你爱上的是你10年前认识的那个姑娘 You're in love with a girl that you met 10 years ago.
嘿 这有什么不对? Hey, what's the matter with that? Huh?
她已经不在了 She's not here anymore.
我不想下辈子就在吵架中渡过 弗莱其 I don't want to spend the rest of my life fighting, Fletch.
或是在忍耐中 Or caving.
你也不想 Neither do you.
我们不一样 价值观不一样 We're different. We want different things.
你知道的 不是吗? You know that's true, don't you?
我知道 I knew.
再见 Good-bye.
我的天 艾玛 Oh, my God. Emma.
我没事 I'm fine.
都是我错 那视频不应该被放出来 This is all my fault. That video was never supposed to happen.
我是说 本会被放出来 I mean, it was supposed to happen, it was supposed to happen,
但是我又撤掉了 我以为我撤掉了 but I canceled it. I thought I did.
因为我决不会这么对你 'Cause I could never do that to you.
艾玛 你是我最好的朋友 Emma, you're my best friend.
这次的吵架太愚蠢了 Oh, this fighting is so dumb.
我为所有的事道歉 I'm so sorry about everything.
我也很抱歉 I'm sorry... too.
非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
如果我毁了你的 我自己也不想进行下去了 If I ruined it for you, I don't want it anymore.
如果弗莱彻和我是完美的一对 那么 If Fletcher and I were perfect for each other, then...
我们还是会结婚的 但我们没有 we'd be getting married, and we're not.
你在哭吗? Are you crying?
是啊 这是个全新的我 Yeah. It's like a whole new me.
这个我 总是在哭 And I just- I cry all the time.
我现在就是个爱哭鬼 I'm kind of a basket case.
不 丽芙 我没想你这样的 对不起 No, Liv, I didn't want that. I'm sorry.
不 不 你是对的 No. No, you were right.
我用不着永远冷静自持 I don't have to have it constantly together all the time.
就如醍醐灌顶 It's like... this huge wake-up call.
虽然我有些磕磕绊绊 但是 And I'm kind of stumbling around a little bit, but...
我清醒了 I'm awake.
你想站在我身边吗? Will you stand up there with me?
不然我还能在哪? Where else would I be?
重新开始 重新开始 Reset, people. Reset.
我差点忘了 Oh, I almost forgot something.
我的天 艾? 你在哪找到的? Oh, my God. Em? here did you find that?
两个小姑娘帮我们保存的 Two little girls saved it for us.
来吧 Come on.
嗨 Hi.
嘿 你是单身吗? 是的 Hey. Are you single? Uh, yeah.
你是异性恋吗? 我不喜欢当异类 Are you straight? I don't like labels.
很遗憾听到你离婚了 So sorry to hear about your divorce.
为什么? 这才是我的第一次 Why? It was only my first.
下次我绝对要在广场酒店结婚 And next time, I'm definitely getting married at the Plaza.
~ 你对我那么好 让我快失去理智 ~ ~ You treated me so kind I'm about to lose my mind ~
~ 你让我如此幸福 ~ ~ You made me so Very happy ~
想跳舞吗? 是的 Do you wanna dance? Yes.
我们跳吧 好的 Let's go. Okay.
不 宝贝 宝贝 就顺其自然吧 No, baby. Baby, let it happen on its own.
我是不是犯了个大错 嫁了个比我聪明的人? Uh-oh. Did I make a horrible mistake and marry someone who's smarter than I am?
真是场盛大的婚礼啊 It was quite a wedding.
我站在那看着 And as I stood there watching.
我回想到某些我早已忘记的事 I realized something I'd forgotten a long time ago.
~ 你让我如此快乐 ~ ~ You made me so very happy ~
有时生活中确实有永不会破裂的纽带 Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken.
有时你的确能找到那个 Sometimes,you really can find that one person.
不论发生什么都会支持你的人 who will stand by you no matter what.
也许那个人就是你的另一半 Maybe you'll find it in a spouse
你会用一场梦幻婚礼来庆祝 and celebrate it with your dream wedding.
但是也用可能 But there's also the chance.
你一辈子都依靠的那个人 that the one person you can count on for a lifetime-
那个比你自己 the one person who knows you.
都更了解你的人 sometimes better than you know yourself-
就是那个一直站在你身边的人 is the same person who's been standing beside you all along.
一年之后 one year later
你容光焕发啊 嗨 我的天 你太美了 Wow! You look great. Hello. Oh, my God. You look great.
怎么样? 假期过得如何? Well, how was it? How was the vacation?
太美妙了 我什么都要知道 It was amazing. I want to know everything about it.
其实我不想知道 你嫁的是我哥哥 感觉很奇怪 Actually, I don't. You married my brother. That's weird.
我还是永远什么都不知道的好 So I don't want to know anything, ever.
是不是该干个杯? 敬婚姻? Should we toast? To marriage?
事实上 我现在不喝酒 Um, actually, I'm not drinking.
我也是 Neither am I.
你怀孕了? Are you pregnant?
什么时候? 我也是 3月3号 When are- Me too. March third.
你预产期是什么时候 3月3号 When're you due? March third.
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