前情提要
他们忘了在鸡肉通心粉里放鸡肉了 They forgot the chicken in the chicken penne.
你拿走鸡肉的那道菜是什么 What was the dinner that you took the chicken from?
鸡肉通心粉 Chicken spaghetti.
你觉得那个女孩会不会 You think that girl could have been
- 翻我们的垃圾桶 - 什么 - going through our trash? - What?
- 嗨 维克 - 多温馨的家 - Hi, Vic. - Home sweet home.
就这里 暂停 暂停 Right here, pause it. Pause it.
看看他有多不自在 Look at how uncomfortable he is.
我考虑过回纽约 I thought about going back to New York,
但我在那里也没有什么可留恋的 but there's nothing for me there, anyways.
我不工作的时候状态不如人意 I'm just not any good when I'm not working, you know.
你好 费尔南多 Hola, Fernando.
我们在想因为商店 We were thinking because the stores
现在都关门了 我们也许会需要一些保安岗位 are closed right now, we might need some security.
等会 他们都在笑什么 Wait. What... what did they just laugh at?
费尔南多打翻了一杯拿铁 这是唯一的笑点 Fernando fucking up a latte. It's the only laugh.
我们的全部生计都基于 Our entire livelihood is based on the fact
你说他们会接手这个系列 that you said they're probably gonna pick up the series.
我是说过 但那时候我没看到这个 Yeah, I know. But that was before I saw this.
他一点都不风趣 He wasn't funny at all.
好吧 这是正常的 Well, this is whack.
早上好 玛莎 Good morning, Martha!
你人可真难找啊 Well, you're a hard guy to get ahold of.
我非常抱歉 Uh, yeah. I'm sorry about that.
我只是在找手机 仅此而已 I was just trying to find the phone. That's all.
你做到了 道奇 Well, you did it, Dougie.
你成功了 You did it.
我做到了 I did.
我做到了 是吗 I did, didn't I?
是这样 大卫终于看了这个节目 So, David finally got his eyes on the show
他很喜欢 and, um, he loves it.
我们正式预订 We're officially ordering
十集《百变房屋秀》... ten episodes of Fliplanthropy...
- 哇 这太... - ...在设计之星播出 - Well, that's... - ...for HGTV Go!
这真是个天大的好消息 玛莎 That is such great news, Martha.
我知道你不会... And I know you're not gonna...
妈的 Fuck!
快啊 Come on.
什么鬼 What the fuck?
来吧 Come on.
他妈的 Fuck!
唷 Yo.
他妈的 Motherfucker.
在大树下 Under the big tree.
大树 我不知道这他妈是什么意思 但... The big tree, I don't know what the fuck that means, but...
好吧 就选你了 All right. Let's try you.
好吧 Okay.
不是这颗 Nope.
让我来看看 Let's see.
好吧 All right.
第二棵树 Number two.
第二次就是魅力所在 至少他们是这样说的 对吧 Second time is the charm, or so they say, right?
就在那里 There it is.
好了 All right.
天啊 Jesus Christ!
滚出去 Get out of here!
给我他妈的滚出去 Get the fuck out of here, all right?
快走 Go.
快点 Come on.
让我把这个搬到这里 Let me take this, move this here.
好了 All right.
你留在原地 You stay.
这地方真他妈恶心 This place is fucking disgusting.
好了 All right.
在大树下 对吧 Under the big tree, right?
下面 Under.
好吧 开始吧 All right, let's go.
有多深 有多深 这够深了吧 How deep? How deep? There is deep.
来吧 Come on.
逗我呢 Really?
什么都没有吗 Come on. Nothing?
来吧 Come on.
来吧 道奇 Come on, Dougie.
来吧 Come on.
开动脑筋 Think.
大树 大树 Big tree. Big tree.
大树 Big tree.
绝不可能 No fucking way.
当然了 道奇 你这个天才可不是平白无故的 Of course. Dougie, there's a reason you're a fucking genius, right?
好极了 This is good.
真的好极了 This is all very good.
好了 All right.
下面 Under.
是我 It's me.
好了 Okay.
让我看看 Let's see.
卡尔文 八点半 Kalvin, 8:30.
怀亚特 八点四十五 Wyatt, 8:45.
卡尔文和怀亚特 Kalvin and Wyatt.
诅咒
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你们考虑得十分周到 You guys just have such a thoughtful take
在环保住宅这方面 以及将 on eco- friendly homes and integrating
你的买家融入社区 your buyers into the communit.
我们对此一无所有 We have nothing like this.
能和你们合作我们激动万分 I mean, we're just so excited to be working with you.
你们从一开始就信任我们 You... you have believed in us from the very start.
能与你们合作我们无比兴奋 And we could not be more excited to be in business with you.
抱歉 你真该看看亚瑟现在的样子 I- - I'm sorry. You should see Asher right now.
他真的在假装弹吉他 He is literally pretending to play a guitar.
我们真想看看 We love that.
我希望能在节目上看到更多这样的画面 I hope to see more of it on the show.
你会看到很多东西的 Oh. You'll see more of a lot of stuff.
美国电视分级制度，TV-G是指普遍级的电视节目，适合所有年龄层观看。这种节目虽然不是儿童节目，但是多数家长可以放 心让孩子在没有大人陪伴的情况下观看
当然全部是G级的 All G- rated, of course.
我希望如此 I would hope so.
随着我们对这一季的思考 And as we move forward thinking about the season,
也许我们不必如此关注 maybe also we aren't focusing so much
房子之前的住民 on the people who lived in the homes before.
我们喜欢费尔南多和他的母亲 他们非常温馨 We love Fernando and his mother, so sweet.
我们认为会更易于观众接受 And we think it might be more digestible
也更激动人心 如果能把他们刻画为 and exciting to portray them as people
你所帮助的社区人群 you're... you're helping in the community
而不指出他们流离失所 without pointing out they've been displaced
因为你的发展发展战略或者说总体发展战略所造成的 by your development or, or development in general.
我们不需要为此陷入困境 But... but we don't need to get into the weeds with that stuff right now.
这不是我们的观众想看的 It's not something our viewers wanna engage with.
我们对此感到非常兴奋 So, we're excited about that.
这太令人兴奋了 That is so exciting.
- 这非常激动人心 - 是的 - That's so exciting. - Mm-hmm.
我不敢相信这种事会发生在我身上 Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.
这太... This is... Oh.
我们会和整个团队进行一次视频会议 We'll set a Zoom with the whole team
来讨论进一步的事宜 但我们想给你们头条 to talk more, but we wanted to give you the headline.
祝贺你们 So, congratulations.
非常感谢 玛莎 Oh. Thank you so much, Martha.
这...这非常重大 This is... this is really big.
打你屁股 Spank you.
把你屁股打开花 Spank you very much.
你好 人还在吗 Hello. So... sorry. Hello? Hello?
- 你好 - 嗨 抱歉 - Hello. - Hi. Sorry.
我以为你信号断了 抱歉 I think you cut out for a second. I'm sorry.
谢谢... 非常感谢 Just thank you... thank you so much.
为了节目我们会继续练习亚瑟的空气吉他 And, um, we will work on Asher's air guitar for the show.
太好了 恭喜 Fantastic. Congrats.
- 谢谢 - 好了 - Thank you. - Okay.
- 好的 - 拜拜 - Okay. - Bye- bye.
我们稍后再聊 再见 We'll talk to you soon. Bye.
你听到她说的关于 Did you hear that stuff that she was saying
- 无家可归的居民了吗 - 听到了 - about the displaced residents? - Yeah. Yeah.
我觉得人们真的喜欢这类内容 I mean, I thought people really liked that stuff.
- 他们是喜欢的 - 他们回应了 - Yeah, they did. Yeah. - They responded to it.
但我们顾不了这么多了 But it's... it's... it's... Whatever.
- 没关系 - 对 - It's fine. It's fine. - Yeah.
对吧 因为这显然不会改变 Right? Because it's not gonna change what we do
我们在现实生活中的所作所为 in our real life, obviously.
当然不会 Of course not, no.
- 好吧 - 谁在乎啊 - Okay. - Yeah. Who gives a shit?
说实话 不是所有东西 Honestly, like, not everything
都得在节目里展示出来 就比如说... has to be in the show, you know, like...
是的 Right.
我认为这个节目 And I think just having a show
让这个地区的人们意识到这些问题 is bringing awareness to the area on these issues, you know?
也许这确实大有裨益 And maybe it's actually good
因为到那时我们可以好好介绍这些住宅 because then we can really feature the homes
我们可以推动环境方面的事宜 and we can, like, push the environmental aspect
- 这就是... - 没错 - which is... - Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.
- 我们如何开始的 - 是的 - Well, how we started out. - Yeah.
显然 社区仍将是其中的一部分 And the... and the community is still gonna be a part of it, obviously.
这一点永远不会改变 That's never gonna change, ever.
不会 No.
- 好了 - 你知道 - Yeah. All right. - You know,
我在想我们是否应该把杜松巷的上市推迟到节目播出之后 I wonder if we should delay listing Juniper Lane until after the show airs.
我敢说我们可以要价更高 I bet we could ask way more for it.
我要给艾德发短信 I'm gonna text Ed.
我是说...噢 抱歉 Um, I was talking- - Oh, sorry.
- 你在忙着... - 不 - Are you in the middle...? - No.
我只是想说 Okay. I was just gonna say
我和温蒂谈过了 I was... I was talking to Wendy,
她弟弟 应该是在上企业喜剧班之类的... um, and her brother, I guess, did this corporate comedy class or something and...
她说他从中受益匪浅 and she said that he found it super beneficial.
- 是吗 - 是的 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
我认为你也许会对此有所兴趣 I was just thinking maybe something like that would be interesting for you
这样你在镜头前 just so you could feel more confident
会更加自信 因为你... in front of the camera, you know, just because you're...
镜头外的你自信又风趣 you're so confident and funny off camera.
如果我本来就很风趣 Well, if I'm already so funny,
那这不是在浪费钱吗 it's just a waste of money then, right?
有道理 Yeah.
我是觉得 焦点小组 I mean, but, you know, the focus group,
他们所说的也许...我知道 what they said and maybe--I know,
但我只是想让他们见我所见 but I just... I just want them to see what I see.
你也要上这门课吗 Are you gonna take the classes too?
也许吧 Maybe. Yeah.
我的天 Oh, my God.
你觉得那会是电视台的礼物吗 Do you think that's a gift from the network?
走走走 Go, go, go, go.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
我是住在两条街外的玛利亚 It's Maria, from two blocks over.
哦 玛利亚 你好 Oh, of course. Uh, Maria, hi.
惠特 是两条街外的玛利亚 It's Maria, Whit, from two blocks over.
- 嗨 - 很高兴见到你 你怎么样 - Hi. - Good to see you. How are you?
嗨 玛利亚 你好吗 Hi, Maria. How are you?
很好 非常抱歉打扰你们 Good. Uh, I'm very sorry to bother you,
但我想你们会想知道 but I thought you would like to know, um,
那个在蒙大拿维斯塔买下你们房子的年轻人... the young man who bought your home on Montana Vista...
- 是的 - 在把这些纸条分发给街上的人 - Mm-hmm. - ...is distributing these notes to people on the block.
他指控我们 He's accusing us, uh,
指责所有的邻居 偷了他的包裹 all of the neighbors, of stealing his packages.
怎么会... What, uh...
"我想提醒大家 "I wanna alert everyone
小区里有个偷包裹的贼 that there's a package thief in the neighborhood.
这是我第三次遇到这种事了 This is the third time it's happened to me.
如果是你们中的一个干的 If it's one of you that's been doing this,
我知道这也许是个无心之过 I understand it might be an honest mistake.
如果能将包裹奉还 大家都相安无事 不追究责任 And if it is returned, there will be no hard feelings or consequences.
谢谢 你们的新邻居 维克托" Thank you. Your new neighbor, Victor."
我非常抱歉 玛利亚 I... I... I'm so sorry, Maria.
我马上去和他谈谈 I will go talk to him immediately.
只是你向我们保证过你带入这个社区的人 It's just that you assured us that the people you brought
会与社区和谐相处 into this neighborhood would be in harmony with the community.
- 是的 - 这是你的原话 - Yes. - And those exact words.
我们对他的包裹毫不知情 And we don't know anything about his packages.
当然了 Of course not.
我会处理好的 玛利亚 我保证 We will handle this, Maria. I... I promise you.
我很抱歉发生了这样的事 I'm so sorry this happened.
- 再次感谢 - 嗨 - Thank you again. - Hi.
你现在正在被录音 You are currently being recorded.
祝你今天过得愉快 Have a good day.
非常高兴见到你 It's nice to see you.
只是门上的玩意而已 It's just the... the door.
我们不会看这个录像 We don't look at the footage from that.
你能相信吗 Can you believe that?
- 你要... - 是的 - Are... are you gonna-- - Yes.
你要跟他谈谈吗 Are you gonna talk to him?
当然 Of course.
我在想 一旦我们在帕尔默巷完工 I was thinking, um, you know, once we close on Palmer Lane,
我们会有一些额外的现金 we're gonna have some extra cash.
通过技术在设备（如智能手机相机）所观察到的图像上叠加数字信息，从而创造出现实的增强版本。
我应该和那个增强现实的人谈谈 I should probably pull the trigger on that augmented reality guy, right?
如果他能做一个洛马维斯塔的模型就太棒了 t'd be amazing if he could do a mockup of Loma Vista
我们可以在节目里展示出来 that we could feature in the show.
我们非得现在谈这个吗 Yeah. Do we... do we have to talk about this now?
亲爱的 我找不到我的帽子 我觉得... Sweetie, I can't find my hat and I feel like...
- 只不过是... - ...它就在某个地方 - It's just that... - ...it was in here somewhere.
只是我们的联系人... It's just that our contact, you know...
- 噢 - 对他来说是通过维克结识我们 - Oh. - ...for him is through Vic.
因此我们得到了很大的折扣 And we're getting a significant discount because of that.
- 嗯哼 - 所以 你知道 - Mm-hmm. - So, you know,
我不知道你打算跟他说什么 I don't know what you're planning on saying to him,
我只是不想失去折扣 but, you know, I just don't wanna lose the discount.
放松 我又不会给他脸上来一拳 Relax. I'm not gonna punch him in the face.
AR即Augmented Reality
顺便说一句 增强现实这一行的人不胜枚举 There are tons of people who do AR, by the way.
我知道 只是这个人非常擅长 I know. This guy is just really good at incorporating
- 结合自然光 而且... - 当然 - natural light and... - Sure. Yeah.
- 没错 - 折扣非常可观 - Yup, yup. - The discount is significant.
- 好的 - 我是说 - Yeah. - Um, I mean,
而且我觉得这也是一个很好的方式来展示你的新设计 also I think it would be a great way to premiere your new design.
爱你 I love you.
嗨 安杰莉卡 Hi, Angelica.
卡内洛 卡内洛 Canelo. Canelo.
过来 过来 Come here. Come here.
好的 Okay.
嗨 我是惠特尼 我们住在这条街的尽头 Hi. I'm Whitney. We live at the end of the block.
我想我们还没见过面 I don't think I met you yet.
我见过你妻子 芭芭拉 I met your wife, Barbara.
- 哦 是的 - 你叫什么名字 - Oh, yes. - What's your name?
- 里欧 - 里欧 很高兴见到你 - Leo. - Leo. Nice to meet you.
噢 Oh.
跟芭芭拉问好 Say hi to Barbara.
会的 I will.
今天真是阳光明媚 It's such a beautiful day.
太棒了 So nice.
再见了 伙计 Bye, buddy.
重大新闻 The big news
关于被完全忽略了的 that is completely being ignored
正在发生的 is what's happening
黄金股票和黄金 in gold stocks and in gold.
今天 金矿商的GDX指数 I mean, today, the GDX index of gold miners
创下今年新高 hit a new high for the year.
实际上 这是七年来的新高 In fact, it's at a new seven- year high
如果你能看到 and if you look at how much
自大约一个月前的3月份低点以来 该指数上涨了多少 how much the index has moved up since its March low of about a month ago,
该指数现在已经翻了一番 The index has now doubled.
黄金股 So gold stocks
价格翻了一番 have doubled in price
在一个月之内 in a month.
当然 由于价格下跌 它们是从低价翻了一番 Now, granted they doubled from a price that was low because they went down...
嘿 惠特尼 Oh. Hey, Whitney.
- 什么风把你吹来了 - 嗨 维克 - What's poppin'? - Hi, Vic.
我只是在附近闲逛 Um, I was just strolling in the neighborhood
我想我应该过来看看 and I thought I'd check in.
呃...对了 Um... Oh!
我们还没告诉你 We... we haven't told you yet.
我们的节目被制作成聚集了 Our show got picked up to series.
- 恭喜 - 是啊 - Oh, congrats. - Yeah.
- 这非常令人兴奋 - 你不需要我 - It's very exciting. - You don't need me
做别的事了吧 for anything else, do you?
不需要 不需要 No, no.
如果不是出于你的意愿 Not if you don't want to. No.
多一事不如少一事 Yeah, I'd prefer maybe no.
我只想安顿下来 Just wanna get settle in.
我们可以以后再谈 We can talk about it later.
我注意到那边有个电磁炉 Um, I noticed the induction stove out there.
哦 是的 我把它换成了煤气炉 Uh, yeah, I swapped it out for a gas one.
我经常炒菜 I do a lot of stir fry.
你知道 有了燃气装置 You know, with a gas unit,
这座房子就不再是被动式的了 this house no longer qualifies as passive.
我不知道 Ah, I didn't know that.
所以你要把燃烧废气排到室外 So you're venting the air then to the outside?
房子有它自己的生态系统 The home is its own ecosystem.
它不是为煤气炉设计的 It's not designed for a gas stove.
我觉得既然这是我家了 Well, I figured since it's my home,
我只是想弄成我喜欢的样子 I just wanna make it how I love it.
是的 我在排放废气 Yes, I am venting.
好的 很好 Okay, good.
我听说 So I, um, I heard
你有包裹被偷了 that you're having an issue with packages going missing?
是的 被偷了三个 Yeah, three of them.
我感觉我在这里大受欢迎 I feel very welcome here.
我想每个人都在尽自己最大的努力 I think everyone is just doing their best.
我知道有很多邻居和你一样担心 And I know a lot of the neighbors share your concerns.
那他们为什么还要偷走它们 Then why are they stealing them?
我真的... And I really... I...
我觉得你处理得很好 I think you're handling it very well
因为你在提醒邻里乡亲 because you're alerting the neighborhood
你没有报警 and you're not calling the police.
对吧 Right?
我还没报警 I haven't yet, no.
这很好 因为没有任何理由 That's good because there's really no reason
在这样的事情上大动干戈 to do something like that over something like this.
很显然亚马逊又不会向你收费 I mean, Amazon is not gonna charge you, obviously.
那是一台外星人电脑 It was an Alienware computer.
它不是在亚马逊买的 It didn't come from Amazon,
而且他们不会让我退款 and they're not giving me a refund
因为他们说已经送达了 because they said it was delivered.
- 所以... - 嗯哼 - So... - Mm-hmm.
我只是觉得你提醒邻居 I would just think about the language that you're using
所使用的措辞会被 to alert the community because it could be
误解为一个指控 misinterpreted as an accusation.
你懂我的意思吗 You know what I mean?
好了 很高兴见到你 Um, okay, well, uh, it's good to see you.
- 好的 - 祝你今天过得愉快 - Yeah. - Have a good day.
我得查查外星人电脑 I gotta look up that Alienware stuff.
- 感觉好酷 - 好的 - That's so cool. - Yeah.
我想你真的可以从邻居那里学到一些东西 不是吗 I guess you really can learn some things from your neighbors, huh?
- 好的 - 祝你今天愉快 维克 - Mm-hmm. Okay. - Have a good day, Vic.
再见 惠特尼 Yeah. Bye, Whitney.
拜拜 Bye- bye.
- 嘿 结果如何 - 嗨 - Hey. How did it go? - Hi.
维克扔掉了他的电磁炉 Uh, Vic threw out his induction range
他把它换成了煤气炉 and he replaced it with a gas stove.
他疯了吧 That's crazy.
肯定有某种条款 There has to be some type of clause
你可以放到合同里 that you can put in the contract
防止买家破坏被动式住宅认证 that prevents buyers from ruining the passive home certification.
- 肯定有的 - 我只是觉得 - There has to be. - I just don't think
你不能往购买协议里添加条款 you can put anything in a purchase agreement
防止人们在交易结束后做出更改 that prevents people from making changes after we close. I mean...
- 但我们... - 我们可以试着 - But we... - We can try to,
促进这种行为 但... you know, encourage that behavior, but- -
我们以后要更清楚的了解 Then we need to be more discerning
我们把房子卖给了谁 about who we're selling these homes to.
像维克这样的人不配 People like Vic just do not deserve
参与到我们的建设当中 to be part of what we're building.
但结果还不错 对吗 But it ended okay, right?
他的鼻梁断了 但他会活下来的 His... his nose is broken, but he'll live.
对的 Yeah.
别担心 我们会找到合适人选的 Don't worry. We'll... we'll... we'll find the right people for this.
我保证 好吗 宝贝 I... I promise, okay, babe?
真的 For real.
这是真的 你知道吗 This is real now, you know?
我们和埃斯帕诺拉都将备受关注 It's gonna be a lot of eyes on Española and on us.
我的天 他甚至都没想过卖掉那个电磁炉 Oh, my God, he didn't even try to sell the range.
他就这么扔掉了 He just threw it out.
去他妈的炒菜 Fucking stir fry.
我的天 可恶的特权 Oh, my God, the privilege.
那是一台七千美元的电磁炉 It's a $7,000 range.
我知道 但他就把它放在回收箱旁边 Yeah, I know. And he... and he put it right next to the recycling bin
我觉得这很可笑 which I thought was hilarious.
"他还知道回收利用呢" Like, "Oh, he recycles."
它坏了吗 Is it damaged?
没有 它的状况很好 No, it's in perfect condition.
它就在一堆垃圾桶旁边 It's just sitting next to a bunch of garbage bins.
天哪 Oh, God.
不管了 我很快就回家 Anyway, all right, I'll be home soon.
- 好的 - 再见 - Okay. - Okay, bye.
再见 爱你 Okay, bye. Love you.
Like An Eagle - Dennis Parker
像鹰一样 像鹰一样 ♪ Like an eagle, like an eagle ♪
在城市里 在城市里 ♪ In the city, in the city ♪
高飞 ♪ Fly high ♪
每晚狩猎 每晚狩猎 ♪ Hunting nightly, hunting nightly ♪
我搜寻 我搜寻 ♪ I search, I search ♪
整座城市 整座城市 ♪ Through the city, through the city ♪
像鹰一样 像鹰一样 ♪ Like an eagle, like an eagle ♪
总是饥饿 总是饥饿 ♪ Always hungry, always wanting ♪
夜晚 夜晚... ♪ Night, light... ♪
你好 Hello.
抱歉打扰你 Yes, sorry to bother you
但我这里有些车钥匙 but, um, I have some car keys here.
我想知道这里是否有人有一辆梅赛德斯 And I'm wondering if somebody here owns a big Mercedes.
噢 好的 Oh, okay.
我来搞定 I got it!
搞什么鬼 老兄 你说八点半的 What the fuck, man? You said 8:30.
我来了 不是吗 I'm here, aren't I?
你把我的车带来了吗 Did you bring my car?
- 卡尔文 - 没 - Kalvin! - No.
快把钥匙给我 Give me the keys, quick.
卡尔文 你的车呢 Kalvin, where is your car?
- 卡尔文 - 别担心 妈 我能搞定 - Kalvin? - Don't worry, Mom, I got it.
- 只是送货而已 - 这个人是谁 - It's just a delivery. - Who is this man?
他是优步的邮递员 He's an Uber messenger.
你是优步的邮递员吗 Are you an Uber messenger?
是的 Yes.
好吧 如果没有人告诉我 Okay. You know what, if somebody doesn't tell me
现在是怎么回事 我就报警了 what's going on right now, I'm calling the police.
卡尔文 Kalvin!
我也不知道 妈 I don't know, Mom.
他来到我们学校 He... he came to our school
开始在外面给我们讲 and started lecturing us outside
他的妻子怎样死于醉驾 about how his wife died drunk driving
后来他想给我们买啤酒 好给我们上一课 and then he tried to buy us beer to teach us a lesson.
你给我儿子买了啤酒 You bought my son beer?
我买了 但他们在酒类专卖店外 Yes, I did, um, but they were asking me
叫我给他们买酒 to buy them beer outside of the liquor store.
我们没叫你买 No, we didn't.
你叫了 You did.
每个进去的人你都要问一遍 You were asking everyone who went inside
他们能不能给你买酒 if they would buy it for you.
我这么做的唯一原因是为了监督他们 And... and the only reason that I did it was to supervise them, okay?
我确保了他们把车钥匙给我 And I made sure that they gave me all of their car keys
在我给他们买酒之前 你看 before I bought them the beer. Look, look, look.
不然我怎么会有这个 How else would I have this, huh?
卡尔文和你的地址 Kalvin and your address.
就在这里 There it is right there.
怎么样 Huh?
所以你给我儿子买了酒 So you bought my son alcohol?
你该庆幸是我给他买了酒 You're lucky I was the one who bought him alcohol,
你很幸运 不然的话 you know that? You're lucky because otherwise
他可能已经陈尸于某条水沟里了 he'd might be dead in a ditch somewhere.
伙计 你偷了我的车 给我买了啤酒 Dude, you stole my car and bought me beer.
我是个未成年 I'm a... I'm a minor.
你真幼稚 Such a baby. Sorry.
如果你愿意的话 可以以牙还牙 Look, you can go crime for crime if you want,
因为我一点都不关心 all right, because I don't care.
我的生活基本上已经结束了 My life's over essentially.
不管怎样 他还是个年轻人 Anyways, he looks like a young man,
还想上大学 对吗 young boy who wants to go to college, right?
我不认为一所大学 I don't think... I don't think a college
会接收有犯罪记录的学生 is gonna want a criminal record on there,
好吗 你好好想想 all right? So you think about that
因为他能进的唯一一所大学 because the only school he's gonna be able to get into
是阿尔伯克基社区大学 is Albuquerque Community College, all right?
我听说他们有一个很好的清洁工专业 I hear they have a good janitor program.
卡尔文 你知道你的车在哪吗 回答我 Kalvin, do you know where your car is? Answer me.
一辈子都在收拾狗屎 原谅我的粗鄙之语 Cleaning up shit for the rest of his life. Excuse my language.
- 你知道你的车在哪吗 - 知道 - Do you know where your car is? - Yes.
- 谢谢 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thank you. Thank you. - You're welcome.
- 请走吧 - 我感激你的感谢 - Please, leave. - I appreciate the thank you
- 不过不用谢 - 谢谢 - but you're welcome. - Thank you.
我想让他说声谢谢 I'd like a thank you from him, please.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
好了 但我的早晨已经被毁掉了 All right. But my morning is already ruined, okay?
信不信由你 我还有工作要做 Believe it or not, I have a job to do.
我是名电视制片人 I'm a TV producer.
好的 Okay.
我的剧刚刚被订了十集 And my show just got picked up for ten episodes to series.
纨绔子弟 Spoiled brat.
- 嗨 阿卜希尔 - 你好 - Hi, Abshir. - Hello.
- 你好吗 - 我很好 - How are you? - Good.
好吗 我拿了一些 Good? I got some, uh,
好吃的东西给你 goodies from the pantry for you.
我从杂货店拿了好多食物 但还是谢了 Oh, I get so much food from the grocery store, but thanks.
- 惠特尼给你买了些治脖子疼的补品 - 好的 - Yeah. And Whitney got some supplements for your neck pain. - Yeah.
也放在这里面了 So that's in here, too.
呃 我还得 Um, I, uh, I do have to, uh,
来做个霉菌测试 come in to do a mold test.
是吗 Oh, really?
不会花很长时间的 Yeah, it won't be long at all.
你必须吗 You have to?
作为这栋房产的拥有者 As the owner of the property,
如果这里有霉菌我也要担一份责任 if there is mold, you know, that's a liability for me,
所以我必须这么做 so I do need to do it.
否则你可以起诉我 Or else you could sue me.
我不会起诉你 I'm not gonna sue you.
我知道你不会起诉我 No, no, I know you won't sue me,
但你可以 but you could.
所以... So, um...
- 好吧 - 但我不会待太久的 - Okay. - Yeah, but I won't be long.
- 这样可以吗 - 好的 - Is that all right? - Yeah, all right.
- 更多好吃的 - 好的 - More goodies here. - Okay.
你喜欢这些甜菜片吗 Do you like these beet chips?
你们经常吃意大利面吗 You guys eat a lot of pasta?
不是我 她很爱吃 Not me. She loves it.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
娜拉 你最喜欢的意大利面是什么 Nala, what's your favorite kind of pasta?
细面 Spaghetti.
细面吗 Spaghetti?
你喜欢通心粉吗 Do you like penne?
什么是通心粉 What's penne?
这是通心粉 That's macaroni.
有点恶心 是吗 Kinda gross, huh?
- 是啊 - 恶心心 - Yeah. - Yucky.
那是干什么用的 How does that work?
你是说这个吗 How does this work?
我用棉签给这些恶心的东西取样 I'm taking a sample with this Q- tip of all the gucky stuff
这会送去实验室 and this is gonna go off to the lab
大概一周左右他们会告诉我们 and then they're gonna tell us in a week or so
这里是否滋生了霉菌 if there's anything bad in there or if it's fine.
很不错是吧 Pretty neat, huh?
你喜欢科学吗 You like science?
- 是的 - 好的 - Yes. - Okay.
你知道这叫什么吗 Do you know what this is called?
一个培养皿 A Petri dish.
我们得把盖子打开 So, we have to take the lid off
然后我们把它放到那里 and then we're going to leave it just over here,
放置在这里 so it sits right here
必须放置48小时 and it has to stay for 48 hours.
它会检测空气中的污染物 And then it's gonna test the air for, um, contaminants.
也许等我们拿到结果后 And then maybe once we got the results,
你可以带到学校里 you can bring it into school and you can say
说是亚瑟叔叔帮你做的 Uncle Asher helped you make it,
如果你愿意的话 if you want.
很酷是吗 Pretty cool, huh?
对了 我看了一些小诅咒的视频 Oh, I watched, uh, some of those Tiny Curse videos.
他们非常有意思 They're pretty cool.
我看到一个孩子的作业 I saw one where a kid's homework
美国老牌电视新闻节目60分钟时事杂志
消失了 然后变成《60分钟》的DVD disappeared and then turned into a DVD of the show 60 Minutes.
所以那是一个真的诅咒 So that's a real curse.
什么是《60分钟》 What's 60 Minutes?
就是新闻杂志 Um, it's a news magazine.
呃... Um...
是一档给像我这样的老家伙的节目 It's a show for us old... old geezers like me.
我太老了 Oh, oh, I'm so old.
- 这不好笑 - 嗨 我是老人 - That's not funny. - Hi, I'm old.
哈哈 你真搞笑 Ha- ha, you're so funny.
你不觉得这好笑吗 You don't find this funny?
- 不 - 嘿 - No. - Hey,
你应该让我给你涂指甲 you should let me paint your nails.
好的 你想给我涂指甲吗 Okay. You wanna paint my nails?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
我非常乐意 I'd love that.
等会 你自己也涂指甲吗 Wait, did you do it on yourself?
是的 Yes.
就涂一个手指头 Just one nail.
我也可以涂一个手指 Hmm, I could just have one.
你想从哪个手指开始 Okay. Which one are you gonna start with?
- 这个 - 我想给你看点东西 - This one. - I'd like to show you something.
好的 现在吗 Okay. Right now?
是的 Yeah.
你能不能不要讨论诅咒的事情 Can you please, let's just stop discussing curses
- 在这附近的任何地方 - 这是一个抖音趋势 - anywhere around here. - Oh, it's a TikTok trend.
她跟我说了这是抖音趋势 She told me it's a TikTok trend.
我知道是趋势 但这... I know it's a trend, but it's...
我好不容易才让她不谈论这些事情 I had to work very hard for her to stop talking about it.
在我的家乡 我们不信这种东西 And where I'm from, we don't play with that.
所以求你别这样了 Just so, please, just stop it.
当然 当然 Of course, of course. Um...
就这样 Yeah.
你介意我问你从哪里来吗 Do you mind if I ask where you're from?
明尼苏达州 Uh, Minnesota.
明尼苏达州 好的 Minnesota. Okay.
就是... And...
你... you, um...
你的文化 你们相信 your culture, you believe in,
诅咒还是... um, curses or, uh...
- 不不不 - 好吧 - No, no, no. - Oh, okay.
但如果你往脑子里灌输一个想法 But if you put an idea in your head,
这可以变得非常真实 it can become very real.
她只是一个小女孩 And she's... she's just a young girl.
- 对 当然了 - 你知道吗 - Of course. Yeah, yeah. - You know?
我只是希望这停下来 Just... I want it to be stopped.
好的 当然 没问题 No, of course, yes. No problem.
我们感谢你所做的一切 Yeah. We appreciate everything you're doing,
但保持现状就好 but just keep that at it.
谢谢 Just- - thanks.
- 当然 你想给我看些东西吗 - 没什么 - Of course. Oh, you wanted to show me something in here? - Oh, it's nothing.
确保不要拍到你的倒影 Make sure not to catch yourself in the reflection.
从某个角度拍 Shoot from an angle.
好的 Okay.
你 呃... Do you, um...
你昨天和费尔南多谈过了 对吧 You spoke to Fernando yesterday, right?
是啊 他人非常好 Yeah. He's really nice.
我们实际上谈了很长时间 We actually talked for a long time.
很好 你看见他的皮带了吗 Great. Uh, did you see his belt?
他还拿着它 Um, he... he still has it.
你告诉他别带了吗 Did you tell him not to bring it?
我跟他说过了 I talked to him about it
但我问他的时候他没怎么回答我 所以... but he didn't really answer me when I asked him, so...
你说了这让我们不舒服了吗 Did you say that it makes us uncomfortable?
我说这让你不舒服 I said that it made you uncomfortable.
你想让我再和他谈吗 Do you want me to talk to him again?
那太好了 That would be great.
如果你不介意的话 Yeah, if you don't mind.
反正咖啡店很快就会重新开张的 The coffee shop's reopening soon anyway,
所以我们不需要他再当保安了 so we don't even need him doing security anymore.
非常感谢 Yeah. Thanks so much.
我叫他别再带枪了 I told him not to bring the gun anymore
他说好的 and he said, "Okay."
他上车了吗 Is he getting in his car?
他现在在上车 He's getting in right now.
好了 我们走 Okay. Let's go.
等会 等会 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
等会 Wait, wait, wait.
我不能出现在他的摄像头里 I can't be seen in his security camera.
来 让我下车 你去吧 Um, here, let me get out and you can do it,
我在街角等你 好吗 and I'll meet you around the corner, okay?
该死 Oh, fuck.
抱歉 我把它撞凹了 Sorry, sorry, I dented it.
你停在墙边 没事的 You're against a wall. It's fine.
我估计可能连条划痕都没有 There's probably no scratch there.
退后一点点好让我出去 Just back up so I can get out.
这对我来说可不容易 老板 That won't be easy for me to do, boss.
这些东西这么重 These things are heavy.
- 而且这是垃圾 - 这... - Besides, it's garbage. - It's...
谁关心我们是不是在拿垃圾 Who cares if we're taking it?
被镜头拍到是很不专业的 It's unprofessional to be seen on camera taking it.
退后一点我好出去 Here, just back up so I can get out.
去后面蹲下就行了 Just duck down in the back.
我一个人做不到 你能搭把手吗 I can't do this alone. Can I get your help?
拜托 伙计 你可是个猛男 Come on, man. You're fucking jacked.
你能行的 You got this.
你能做到的 你一个人能做到的 You can do it. You can do it on your own.
相信我 Trust me.
掉下来了 It fell.
该死的 弗兰科 Oh, goddamn it, Freckle.
别管了 我们走吧 Just leave it, let's go.
让我把它放回路边 Let me put it back on the curb.
别管了 这样就行 Just leave it. It's fine. Just leave it.
老天 Oh, gosh.
快快快 弗兰科 Go, go. Come on, Freckle.
快点 Hurry up.
看吧 这很难 See, it's tough.
整个节目都是关于两个买家融入社区 所以... The whole show is integrating the two buyers into the community, so...
我知道 但惠特尼不想用维克 I know, but Whitney doesn't wanna use Vic
除了试播集 for anything beyond the pilot.
这是板上钉钉的事 And that's, like, for sure, for sure.
所以你能用我们在帕尔默巷的买家 So, can you do it with our Palmer Lane buyers,
丹尼斯和露辛达吗 Dennis and Lucinda?
我想应该可以 Yeah. I guess so.
我只是觉得维克会很有趣 I just thought Vic would be pretty funny
因为他单身 because, um, he's single.
所以他在节日里会显得比较... So, him at a fiesta would be kind of...
他还对整个社区种族歧视 I mean, he was also racist to the entire neighborhood,
所以我觉得我们不能用他 so I don't think we can use him.
拜托 那才是我想在节目里看到的东西 Come on. That's the kind of stuff I want in the show, man.
种族歧视吗 Racism?
不是 而是矛盾 No, but, like, conflict.
我相信你有技巧傍身肯定不成问题 I'm sure you can make, uh, with your skills,
丹尼斯和露辛达看上去也种族歧视 所以... Dennis and Lucinda seem racist, too, so...
我显然是在开玩笑 I'm obviously joking.
别引诱我 Don't tempt me there.
好吧 不要维克 All right. Fine. No Vic.
看看我们两个 Look at us, huh?
做一档电视节目 Making a TV show.
是啊 Yeah.
重回当年风采 Boys are back.
亚瑟和大D回到湖区 Asher and Big D back on the lake.
回到湖区 Back on the lake.
听着 老兄... Look, man...
我只想说我很抱歉 I just wanna say I'm sorry,
在营地霸凌你这么多年 you know, for bullying you all those years at camp.
你没有霸凌过我 You never bullied me.
有一次在体育世界 There was the time at Sports World
在游泳比赛时我们把你裤子扒了 where we ditched you and the pantsing at the swim meet.
我们只是在开玩笑 Uh, we were just joking around.
没错 Yeah, right?
- 对 - 那很好玩 - Yeah. - It was fun.
好了 我只是想说维克 All right. Look, the point I was trying to make about Vic was
就因为惠特尼有道德上的问题 just because Whitney has a moral issue
在一些事情上面 with something that's happening,
我们就这么放弃了吗 we just toss it away?
拜托 你知道我们的节目几乎没人接手 对吧 Come on. You know our show barely got picked up, right?
- 真的吗 我们的节目 - 是的 - Really? The show? - Yeah. Yes.
试播集本可以做得很好 The pilot could have been so good.
你和那个记者 对吧 You had you with the reporter, right?
你围着她转 小女孩诅咒你 Chasing her around, the little girl cursing you,
酸奶争议等等这些东西 the yogurt argument, all that stuff,
我们要抛下这些 扔进垃圾桶 we're letting them go, throwing them in the trash.
你知道拍到这些素材有多难吗 You know how hard it is to get that stuff?
我不知道 I don't know.
我只是想保护我们在这里所做的一切成果 I'm just trying to protect what we've got here.
你比我更了解惠特尼 And you know Whitney better than me,
所以我们能做些什么呢 so, what can we do about it, right?
好吧... Yeah. Well...
我唯一的建议就是接受现实 my only advice would be to get used to it
因为她不会改变主意 'cause she's not gonna change.
这下好了 Oh, great.
这是什么东西 What is this stuff?
星条旗 Oh, Stars and Stripes.
2.5升装 Two- and- a- half- liter bottle.
当地的可乐 Local cola,
大约一美元 about a dollar- ish.
有的1.25美元 有的1.30美元 Maybe buck twenty- five, dollar- thirty,
取决于你在哪买 depending on where you shop.
说来有点疯狂 It's kind of crazy actually.
那个小女孩诅咒我... The girl that did that curse thing...
她实际上就住在我们买的一栋房子里 she was actually living in one of the houses we bought.
挺疯狂的 That's crazy. Here.
你觉得这件夹克怎么样 What do you think of this jacket?
- 帅吗 - 真不错 - Good? - Nice, yeah.
我穿着还不错 I can pull it off.
1700美元 Seventeen hundred bucks.
好贵 不过很不错 It's a lot. Yeah, it's nice.
酷 Cool.
说起来蛮好笑的 我... It's actually kind of funny, I...
我对那个女孩说 so I said to her, the girl,
像个笑话一样 "噢 as like a joke, I was, like, "Oh,
你诅咒了我什么呢" what was the curse you did to me?"
然后呃... And, uh...
她告诉我 she told me
她从我们的意大利面里拿走了鸡肉 that she took the chicken out of our pasta.
但她诅咒我的那天晚上 But the night she did that,
我的意大利面里的鸡肉真的不见了 there's actually chicken missing from our pasta.
我们点了一份鸡肉意大利面的外卖 We had a chicken pasta from our delivery thing.
就是说 It's, like,
几率有多大 what are the odds?
所以她这么说了 然后成真了 对吗 So she... she said that and then that happened, huh?
对的 Yeah.
是在这之前 Well, it happened before.
但我想她认为...我也不知道 But I guess she thought it... I don't know.
是什么 What is it?
我给你看点东西 过来 Let me show you something. Come here.
- 我能坐下吗 - 坐吧 - Can I sit? - Yeah, yeah.
这 看看这个 Here, watch this.
我诅咒你 I curse you.
好吧 Okay. Okay.
- 我要去拿钱 好吗 - 你听到了吗 - I'm gonna go get- - okay? - You hear that?
我马上就回来 呆在这里 So I'll be right- - just stay here.
我去换零钱 I'm getting change.
我诅咒你 I curse you.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 我要去拿钱 好吗 Okay. I'm gonna go get- - okay?
- 停顿吗 - 对 - The static? - Yeah.
就在她说了"我诅咒你"之后 Yeah. Right after she said, "I curse you,"
就这样... it went...
那不是远距离的干扰信号吗Isn't that just interference, though, from the distance?
因为我离你们很远 Because I was far away from you guys.
听着 我在考虑是否告诉你 Look, I'm debating whether I have to even tell you or not
但... but...
什么 What?
我被诅咒了 I was cursed.
我认真的 I'm serious.
什么 慢着 你被谁诅咒了 What? Wait, by who?
我不知道 I don't know.
没有具体的哪个人 There's nobody that in particular
我能指出来 但是... that I can point to, but...
没有其他办法可以解释发生在... there's no other way I can explain what happened...
发生在梅勒妮身上的事 with, um, Melanie.
我以为那是一场意外 Oh. I thought... I thought it was an accident.
是的 但是... It was. It was, but...
那天晚上我碰巧喝醉了 I happened to be drunk that night.
一切都说不通 Nothing, nothing makes sense.
后来... And then...
我不想再谈论这件事了 I'm not- - I don't wanna talk about this anymore, all right?
好的 我马上就回来 Okay. So I'll be right- -
待在这里 just stay here.
我去换零钱 I'm getting change.
我要去拿钱 好吗 Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go get- - okay?
我马上就回来 待在这里 So I'll be right- - just stay here.
我去换零钱 I'm getting change.
深呼吸 Breathe in and out.
是否可以为其他人提前支付预约费用 Um, is it possible to pre- pay for an appointment for someone else?
当然可以 Yes. Absolutely.
他们有保险吗 Do they have insurance?
假设没有 Let's assume not.
我会支付一切费用 And then I'll just cover the whole thing.
- 你想加入我们吗 - 噢 不用了 - Would you like to join us? - Oh, that's okay.
- 我旁观就好了 - 好的 - I could just watch. - Okay.
随着更年轻的劳动力进入企业 So with a younger workforce coming into the corporate world,
讽刺的是 会有更多的词语 ironically, there are gonna be a lot more words
我们需要避免使用 that we're gonna need to avoid.
但好消息是 有时候 But the good news is, sometimes,
我们讲的一些最有趣的笑话 uh, some of the funniest jokes that we tell,
我们甚至不知道我们为什么大笑 对吗 we don't even know why we're laughing, right?
我们甚至不需要言语 对吗 We don't even need words, right?
我们要做的就是大家顺着这个圈轮流说笑话 So what we're gonna do is we're gonna go around the circle
然后我们要看看能否让大家都笑起来... and then we're gonna try to see if we can make the whole group laugh...
在不使用言语的条件下 好吗 not using any words, okay?
不用言语 我先来 No words. So I'll go first.
怎么样 好了 Yeah? All right.
好了 莎拉 你是下一个 All right. Sarah, we're gonna go- - you're gonna go next,
然后按顺时针方向 and then we're gonna go clockwise.
很好 That's great.
好的 下一个 Uh- huh. Okay. Next.
真不错 很好笑 继续 That's great, that's hilarious, go ahead.
别担心 每个人都在这里 Don't worry about it. Everybody's here,
有我们支持你 you know, we're supporting you.
没有错误的选择 继续吧 No wrong choices, go ahead.
很好笑 好的 继续 Hilarious. Okay, go ahead.
好极了 That's great.
这很好笑 That's hilarious. Yeah.
很好 下一个 That's great, yeah. Next.
下一个 Uh, next.
好的 继续 Okay. Go ahead.
继续 Go ahead.
就是这样 Yeah.
很好笑 That's hilarious.
很好 Great, yeah.
太好笑了 Fuckin' comedy.
好了 最后一个... Okay, last...
太棒了 各位 干得漂亮 很好笑 That's great, guys. Good job, that's hilarious.
为你们自己鼓掌 Give yourselves a round of applause.
干得漂亮 好样的 Good job, everybody.
很好 Great.