1 00:00:34,122 --> 00:00:36,425 Damn. 2 00:00:36,426 --> 00:00:38,125 Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! 3 00:00:38,126 --> 00:00:40,729 Bugs, snakes, gators. 4 00:00:40,730 --> 00:00:42,763 I hate this place. 5 00:00:42,764 --> 00:00:45,000 I'm tired of this slimy crap. 6 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,568 Go ahead, guys. Yuk it up. 7 00:00:48,505 --> 00:00:52,442 Geez, how the hell can I be so hot and cold at the same time? 8 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:55,077 Schizoid metabolism? 9 00:00:55,078 --> 00:00:58,080 Good one, Mort. There's nothing like a little treasury agent humor... 10 00:00:58,081 --> 00:00:59,881 to perk up the evening. 11 00:00:59,882 --> 00:01:01,751 Whose idea was this anyway? 12 00:01:01,752 --> 00:01:04,454 If memory serves me, I think you were the guy that said, 13 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:07,358 "I think we oughta get out of the office and out into the field." 14 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,592 I said that? 15 00:01:09,593 --> 00:01:12,128 Well, welcome to the field. 16 00:01:12,129 --> 00:01:14,564 Playtime's over, guys. We gotta find that still. 17 00:01:14,565 --> 00:01:17,034 Morty, take the point. 18 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,869 Why me? Why does it always have to be me? 19 00:01:19,870 --> 00:01:22,373 "Take the point." Where does he get this crap? 20 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,643 Too many John Wayne flicks. 21 00:01:47,999 --> 00:01:49,668 Guys. 22 00:01:49,669 --> 00:01:51,437 Guys, wait up. Guys! 23 00:01:58,979 --> 00:02:01,280 Wait, guys. 24 00:02:01,281 --> 00:02:02,949 Slow down. 25 00:02:03,517 --> 00:02:05,819 Guys, wait up. 26 00:02:09,456 --> 00:02:12,091 Something tells me we're not going to findthat still around here. 27 00:02:12,092 --> 00:02:14,560 I told you we took a wrong turn at that last bog. 28 00:02:14,561 --> 00:02:18,531 Will you can it, Dugan? I thought for sure we were headed in the right direction. 29 00:02:18,532 --> 00:02:20,099 Yeah, you thought. 30 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:22,703 You're stupid. If you could think, we wouldn't be here. 31 00:02:22,704 --> 00:02:24,637 Will you cool it, Chuck? No. 32 00:02:24,638 --> 00:02:27,107 Why couldn't we get those moonshiners during the day, huh? 33 00:02:27,108 --> 00:02:29,910 Because at night we've got the element of surprise. 34 00:02:29,911 --> 00:02:33,179 Surprise? We've got to find 'em to surprise 'em. 35 00:02:33,180 --> 00:02:34,947 Gentlemen. Gentlemen! Are you crazy? 36 00:02:34,948 --> 00:02:38,150 If you want to kick the crap out of each other, fine. 37 00:02:38,151 --> 00:02:40,854 But let's do it back at the office. 38 00:02:40,855 --> 00:02:42,425 Suits me. 39 00:02:45,126 --> 00:02:47,127 All right then, let's find the truck. 40 00:02:47,128 --> 00:02:48,496 Great. 41 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:55,671 - Comin', Mort? - In a minute. 42 00:02:58,741 --> 00:03:00,843 Do you mind? 43 00:03:30,139 --> 00:03:32,175 What the... 44 00:03:36,114 --> 00:03:38,048 Aaah! 45 00:03:38,049 --> 00:03:40,418 Morty? 46 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:43,253 Mort? 47 00:03:43,254 --> 00:03:45,422 Mort? 48 00:03:45,423 --> 00:03:47,692 Mort, this isn't funny. Morty? 49 00:03:47,693 --> 00:03:49,459 Hey, what's going on? What's all the yelling? 50 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:51,028 Morty's gone. What do you mean, gone? 51 00:03:51,029 --> 00:03:53,730 I mean gone. One minute he was taking a whiz by the tree, 52 00:03:53,731 --> 00:03:55,565 and the next second, zip. 53 00:03:55,566 --> 00:03:57,702 Nothing. History. Okay, okay. 54 00:03:57,703 --> 00:03:59,637 Hey, he-he's around here someplace. 55 00:03:59,638 --> 00:04:01,708 We'll find him. Everybody fan out. 56 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,977 Morty? 57 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:06,762 Mort? 58 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:11,384 Morty? 59 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,290 Morty. 60 00:04:26,198 --> 00:04:27,767 Hey, guys. 61 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:32,839 I don't think he can hear us anymore. 62 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,442 Hey, we... we better... I mean, we gotta get back to the truck. 63 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:38,979 Hey, listen, buddy, we're not leaving here without Morty. You got that? 64 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,930 Shoot that thing. 65 00:05:06,975 --> 00:05:09,209 I'm for getting the hell out of here. 66 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:10,845 You and me both. 67 00:05:19,589 --> 00:05:21,690 Hey, fellas. 68 00:05:21,691 --> 00:05:23,625 You're going the wrong way. You're wrong. 69 00:05:23,626 --> 00:05:26,996 Hey, fellas. The truck's this way. 70 00:05:47,584 --> 00:05:50,254 Oh, no. Oh, God, no. 71 00:05:52,388 --> 00:05:54,658 Hurry up. Come on! 72 00:06:04,168 --> 00:06:06,505 Boy, are we glad to see you guys. 73 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,909 Hey, look. We're government agents. You... You can't... 74 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:14,880 Whoa. 75 00:06:18,651 --> 00:06:20,985 Please, let me find them. 76 00:06:20,986 --> 00:06:22,554 Please, let me find them. 77 00:06:46,546 --> 00:06:47,546 Oh, no. 78 00:06:57,391 --> 00:07:02,329 Oh, no! Please, God! No! 79 00:08:07,999 --> 00:08:09,532 Thank you. 80 00:08:09,533 --> 00:08:12,336 If you hadn't come along, I... 81 00:08:13,771 --> 00:08:15,471 Hey, just where did you come from? 82 00:08:15,472 --> 00:08:16,572 The bog. 83 00:08:16,573 --> 00:08:19,142 You don't have a still around here, do you? 84 00:08:21,012 --> 00:08:23,246 It doesn't matter. 85 00:08:23,247 --> 00:08:26,049 What matters is, you saved my life. 86 00:08:26,050 --> 00:08:28,086 Thank you. 87 00:08:28,087 --> 00:08:29,721 My name's Dugan. 88 00:08:29,722 --> 00:08:31,356 Harry Dugan. 89 00:08:32,257 --> 00:08:34,859 They call me Swamp Thing. 90 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:38,530 ♪♪ 91 00:08:47,506 --> 00:08:50,876 ♪ Now, when I was just a little boy ♪ 92 00:08:51,911 --> 00:08:55,880 ♪ Standin' to my daddy's knee ♪ 93 00:08:55,881 --> 00:09:00,051 ♪ My papa said, Son, don't let the man get you ♪ 94 00:09:00,052 --> 00:09:02,254 ♪ And do what he done to me 95 00:09:03,622 --> 00:09:05,692 ♪ 'Cause he'll get you 96 00:09:07,828 --> 00:09:09,696 ♪ 'Cause he'll get you now, now ♪ 97 00:09:12,432 --> 00:09:16,737 ♪ And I can remember the Fourth of July ♪ 98 00:09:16,738 --> 00:09:20,573 ♪ Runnin' through the backwoods bare ♪ 99 00:09:20,574 --> 00:09:24,945 ♪ And I can still hear my old hound dog barkin' ♪ 100 00:09:24,946 --> 00:09:27,915 ♪ Chasin' down a hoodoo there ♪ 101 00:09:29,015 --> 00:09:32,053 ♪ Chasin' down a hoodoo there ♪ 102 00:09:34,221 --> 00:09:36,657 ♪ Born on the bayou 103 00:09:38,393 --> 00:09:41,329 ♪ Born on the bayou 104 00:09:42,463 --> 00:09:46,034 ♪ Born on the bayou Lord, Lord ♪ 105 00:10:05,989 --> 00:10:09,792 ♪ I wish I was back on the bayou ♪ 106 00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:12,929 ♪ Rolling with some Cajun queen ♪ 107 00:10:14,263 --> 00:10:17,933 ♪ Wishin' I were a fast freight train ♪ 108 00:10:17,934 --> 00:10:22,606 ♪ A-just a-chooglin' on down to New Orleans ♪ 109 00:10:23,407 --> 00:10:25,442 ♪ Born on the bayou 110 00:10:27,510 --> 00:10:31,280 ♪ Born on the bayou, Lord, Lord ♪ 111 00:10:31,281 --> 00:10:33,983 ♪ Born on the bayou 112 00:10:33,984 --> 00:10:35,619 ♪ All right 113 00:10:36,586 --> 00:10:39,089 ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪ 114 00:10:52,037 --> 00:10:53,872 ♪ Mmm, oh, yeah ♪ 115 00:11:00,479 --> 00:11:03,182 ♪♪ 116 00:11:06,652 --> 00:11:08,753 Morning, guys. Sorry I'm late. 117 00:11:08,754 --> 00:11:12,422 I just came from that new transcendental therapy place over in Malibu. 118 00:11:12,423 --> 00:11:14,860 I can't believe it. They didn't even validate. 119 00:11:14,861 --> 00:11:17,029 Thirsty, babies? 120 00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:20,499 Anyway, this weird guy in some reject Star Trek costume... 121 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:23,135 tells that me none of my relationships will ever work... 122 00:11:23,136 --> 00:11:25,404 till I confront my feelings about my stepfather. 123 00:11:25,405 --> 00:11:28,908 I mean, what's going on here, a conspiracy? 124 00:11:28,909 --> 00:11:32,144 That's the fourth shrink who's told me that in four years. 125 00:11:32,145 --> 00:11:35,682 Of course if they knew who I was talking to, I'd really be committed. 126 00:11:35,683 --> 00:11:37,783 Why can't men be more like plants? 127 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,988 I mean, you can stroke a plant, and it doesn't get the wrong idea. 128 00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:45,525 Okay. Okay, you're right. I'll do it. 129 00:11:45,526 --> 00:11:48,560 I'm not even gonna call. I'm just gonna go down there and confront him. 130 00:11:48,561 --> 00:11:50,463 I mean, why should he mess up my life? 131 00:11:50,464 --> 00:11:52,565 He sure didn't care about my mother. 132 00:11:52,566 --> 00:11:54,566 He didn't even give her a funeral. 133 00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:56,905 Or if he did, he didn't invite me. 134 00:11:57,805 --> 00:11:58,805 Eunice? 135 00:12:00,342 --> 00:12:03,176 I've gotta go straighten out my life. 136 00:12:03,177 --> 00:12:05,046 I know you don't know what I'm talking about. 137 00:12:05,047 --> 00:12:06,714 But there's something I've gotta take care of, 138 00:12:06,715 --> 00:12:08,883 and I can't do it by vegetating here in this store. 139 00:12:08,884 --> 00:12:11,920 Sorry about that. No, now don't try to talk me out of it. 140 00:12:11,921 --> 00:12:14,422 Now, I'm leaving you in full charge of my friends here. 141 00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:16,424 Keep them watered, talk to them... and read to them. 142 00:12:16,425 --> 00:12:18,259 Especially the sports section. 143 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:19,961 They've really got a thing for the Lakers. 144 00:12:19,962 --> 00:12:22,097 And leave the TV on at all times. 145 00:12:22,098 --> 00:12:24,732 They love that guy on T.J. what's-his-name. Okay? 146 00:12:24,733 --> 00:12:27,337 Okay. Bye, babies. 147 00:12:49,259 --> 00:12:52,997 Dr. Arcane. Calling Dr. Arcane. 148 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:56,332 Shut up. 149 00:13:31,903 --> 00:13:33,238 So? 150 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:36,975 The two new patients are recovering from the operation. 151 00:13:36,976 --> 00:13:38,842 Dr. Rochelle has high hopes. 152 00:13:38,843 --> 00:13:41,314 The others... Yes, what about them? 153 00:13:41,315 --> 00:13:43,249 See for yourself. 154 00:13:52,692 --> 00:13:55,261 The gene splicing has gone extremely well. 155 00:13:55,262 --> 00:13:58,231 We're very close on hitting on the right D.N.A. combination. 156 00:13:58,232 --> 00:14:02,668 I somehow sense that's an unfinished sentence. So finish it, please. 157 00:14:04,271 --> 00:14:08,441 Some of the rejected specimens have mutated quite startlingly. 158 00:14:08,442 --> 00:14:10,510 I'm quite aware of the mistakes, Lana. 159 00:14:10,511 --> 00:14:14,014 The mistakes here, and the ones that got away into the swamp. 160 00:14:14,015 --> 00:14:15,849 What I'm interested in is results. 161 00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:19,019 How's Rochelle doing with the new ones? Over here. 162 00:14:25,693 --> 00:14:27,162 Well? 163 00:14:27,163 --> 00:14:30,731 I'm afraid the genetic serum worked in reverse again on this one. 164 00:14:30,732 --> 00:14:33,967 Perhaps the tranquilizer darts your men use daffected the blood. 165 00:14:33,968 --> 00:14:40,407 Dr. Rochelle, you've been at this for months. No significant developments. 166 00:14:40,408 --> 00:14:44,245 Only a zoo full of misshapen monstrosities, 167 00:14:44,246 --> 00:14:46,047 a cemetery's worth of corpses... 168 00:14:46,048 --> 00:14:48,217 and no rejuvenation formula. 169 00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:50,218 But we will get it. 170 00:14:50,219 --> 00:14:53,122 When? Soon. 171 00:14:53,123 --> 00:14:57,125 - Won't we, Doctor? - Yes. Quite soon, Dr. Arcane. 172 00:14:57,126 --> 00:14:59,595 And what's that? 173 00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:12,875 Another disappointment. 174 00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:15,378 I tried mingling his genes with a phylus usu species. 175 00:15:15,379 --> 00:15:17,614 - The what? - Cockroach. 176 00:15:17,615 --> 00:15:20,750 We have enough insects in this place, Doctor. 177 00:15:20,751 --> 00:15:24,121 Destroy it before it multiplies. Come. 178 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,699 One more afternoon like this, Dr. Rochelle, 179 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,967 and it's back to Betty Ford. 180 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,570 Please, Doctor, there's no more need for the clinic. 181 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,273 No, not the clinic, stupid. 182 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,742 He'll turn you into Betty Ford. 183 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,344 Funny. 184 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,347 Very funny. 185 00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:26,252 Well, anyhow, that's the long and the short of it, Doc. 186 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,889 This fella come running out of the swamp, heading straight... 187 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:30,657 for the Squat and Gobble restaurant. 188 00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:33,426 Damn near scared old Jasper Kincaid to death. 189 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,362 You know Jasper Kincaid. He cooks there. 190 00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:37,563 Uh, no, I don't. I-I never go there. 191 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,000 Well, you missed some damn good grub. 192 00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:43,604 But I'm digressin'. This fella... Dugan his name was... 193 00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:47,209 He spins this wild yarn about comin' out here to your property... 194 00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:50,076 and runnin' across this giant leech thing. 195 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:54,015 Said he lost two of his buddies. Sucked 'em dry right there on the spot. 196 00:16:54,016 --> 00:16:56,049 On the spot, you say. 197 00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:58,352 Well, that's what he says anyway. 198 00:16:58,353 --> 00:17:01,189 Says he himself was, uh, saved from the jaws of death... 199 00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:03,725 by this great big old green man from Mars. 200 00:17:03,726 --> 00:17:05,627 A man from Mars? 201 00:17:05,628 --> 00:17:08,129 Yeah. It's a planet, you know. You don't say? 202 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:10,165 Uh-huh. Yeah. 203 00:17:10,966 --> 00:17:14,203 Ah, thank you, sweet thing. 204 00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:18,474 You know, Doc, you got yourself a regular Playboy Mansion out here, don't you? 205 00:17:18,475 --> 00:17:21,643 Dr. Zurrell is a highly trained scientist. 206 00:17:21,644 --> 00:17:24,079 She's one of the world's leading specialists... 207 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,281 in the construction of human genes. 208 00:17:26,282 --> 00:17:28,752 Well, I tell you what, Doc. If you give her any homework, 209 00:17:28,753 --> 00:17:31,820 she can get in my jeans anytime she wants to. 210 00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:44,768 It's beautiful. What do they call it? 211 00:17:44,769 --> 00:17:47,170 It's a Malibu Classic. 212 00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:49,839 My cousin Beamo just rebuilt the carburetor. 213 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,608 He do a little part-time preaching too... 214 00:17:51,609 --> 00:17:54,744 down atthe Baptist Tabernacle and Rib Shack. 215 00:17:54,745 --> 00:17:56,713 Looks like we're in the middle of nowhere. 216 00:17:56,714 --> 00:17:58,382 Are you sure we're going the right way? 217 00:17:58,383 --> 00:18:01,217 Ain't but two ways you can go. This way and back. 218 00:18:01,218 --> 00:18:03,654 And we ain't been this way. And we ain't going back. 219 00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:06,525 So I guess we're going the right way. That make sense to you? 220 00:18:10,962 --> 00:18:14,965 Tell me, was there any evidence of swamp mud found on this man? 221 00:18:14,966 --> 00:18:17,836 - Why, he's covered with it. - I'll tell you what happened. 222 00:18:17,837 --> 00:18:19,904 These men probably lost their way, 223 00:18:19,905 --> 00:18:21,472 fell into the bog and all died. 224 00:18:21,473 --> 00:18:24,742 Except for Dugan. Now, you know, Doc, that makes sense. 225 00:18:24,743 --> 00:18:27,479 I probably oughta be thanking you. 226 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:31,216 You done saved me a couple of thousand hours of investigation. 227 00:18:31,217 --> 00:18:34,654 Now, I've still gotta perform a search of the property. You understand that? 228 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,222 Of course. Of course. 229 00:18:36,223 --> 00:18:39,025 And Mr. Gunn here will show you around. 230 00:18:39,026 --> 00:18:43,128 Doc, if you don't mind, I'd prefer one of these pretty young ladies. 231 00:18:43,129 --> 00:18:45,798 Sheriff, I agree with you. 232 00:18:45,799 --> 00:18:48,266 This young lady here will show you around. 233 00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:50,537 Oh, thank you, Doc. Good-bye. 234 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:56,743 The man from Mars is Holland. He's alive in the swamp. 235 00:18:56,744 --> 00:19:00,447 That's not possible. My men have combed every inch of that swamp. 236 00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:03,716 Well, uh, comb it again. And remember, you're not looking for a human being. 237 00:19:03,717 --> 00:19:06,320 You're looking for a plant. 238 00:19:06,321 --> 00:19:08,689 Maybe he married an avocado. 239 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:11,524 Uh, yes, yes, and, uh, moved to California. 240 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,094 Find out. 241 00:19:14,629 --> 00:19:17,399 You want to check that address I gave you again? 242 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,000 Yep. That... That's the right address. 243 00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:22,571 It's the Arcane mansion. Arcane? 244 00:19:22,572 --> 00:19:26,707 What's a lady like you doing going out to a godforsaken place like that? 245 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,544 Dr. Arcane is my stepfather. 246 00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:32,180 Huh. What do they do out there anyway? 247 00:19:32,181 --> 00:19:34,516 Oh, a little of this, a little of that. 248 00:19:34,517 --> 00:19:36,551 Yeah, I bet. 249 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:39,454 Does the name Frankenstein mean anything to you, lady? 250 00:19:39,455 --> 00:19:42,726 All the way out here for $30. My God. 251 00:19:47,164 --> 00:19:50,133 - Oh, uh, excuse me, Doctor. - Yes? 252 00:19:50,134 --> 00:19:53,637 There's a cab at the gate with a woman in it. She claims to be your stepdaughter. 253 00:19:53,638 --> 00:19:56,173 Good God. Abigail. 254 00:20:01,145 --> 00:20:04,916 She looks like her mother. She looks exactly like her mother. 255 00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:08,453 Doctor, I've just been hit by an idea. 256 00:20:08,454 --> 00:20:12,724 Should Abigail have the same genetic code as her mother, 257 00:20:12,725 --> 00:20:15,092 we could be in business, couldn't we? 258 00:20:15,093 --> 00:20:17,829 - Yes, we could. - Have a blood sample taken from her. 259 00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:20,898 - How do we do that? - You'll find a way. 260 00:20:20,899 --> 00:20:22,667 Lana, I want you to make sure... 261 00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:24,903 that Abigail is taken care of beautifully. 262 00:20:24,904 --> 00:20:27,872 She must be considered as our prized possession. 263 00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:30,343 Let's go and greet her. 264 00:20:54,068 --> 00:20:55,602 Well, this is going to be good. 265 00:20:55,603 --> 00:20:59,473 Abigail, what a wonderful surprise. 266 00:20:59,474 --> 00:21:01,908 My God, how you've grown. You look marvelous. 267 00:21:01,909 --> 00:21:04,511 How ya' doin'? I'm doing fine. 268 00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:05,880 Nice place. 269 00:21:05,881 --> 00:21:10,217 Yes. It's a remarkable example of antebellum architecture. 270 00:21:10,218 --> 00:21:13,253 Don't you think? Please, let's go in. They'll bring your bags. 271 00:21:13,254 --> 00:21:16,024 Let me introduce you to some of my collaborators. 272 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,325 This is Lana Zurrell... Dr. Zurrell. 273 00:21:18,326 --> 00:21:20,160 My right hand. 274 00:21:20,161 --> 00:21:22,563 My stepdaughter, Abigail. 275 00:21:22,564 --> 00:21:23,564 Hello. 276 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,268 And this is Dr. Rochelle. 277 00:21:27,269 --> 00:21:28,836 An extreme pleasure. 278 00:21:28,837 --> 00:21:31,206 Brilliant man. Does wonders with genetics. 279 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:34,876 Your stepfather and I hope to be able to reverse the aging process. 280 00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,212 Uh, yes. Reverse it completely. 281 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:41,416 Now, Abigail, this is your home. 282 00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:43,986 I want you to be comfortable, cozy and happy. 283 00:21:43,987 --> 00:21:47,388 Get yourself settled, and we'll have dinner together tonight. 284 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,490 Hmm? Of course. 285 00:21:48,491 --> 00:21:52,094 Lana will show you to your room. 286 00:21:52,095 --> 00:21:54,332 Come along, dear. 287 00:21:58,736 --> 00:22:00,838 She looks great. 288 00:22:02,807 --> 00:22:04,608 Your room is up here. 289 00:22:04,609 --> 00:22:06,176 I'm sure it's very pretty. 290 00:22:06,177 --> 00:22:08,244 Just like everything my stepfather owns. 291 00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:10,914 Your stepfather has excellent taste. 292 00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:13,683 Seems like a strange man to me. 293 00:22:13,684 --> 00:22:17,120 Dr. Arcane is a great man. He's a genius. 294 00:22:17,121 --> 00:22:19,489 Sometimes you have to indulge greatness. 295 00:22:19,490 --> 00:22:22,594 Is that your job here? To indulge him? 296 00:22:27,599 --> 00:22:30,735 My job is to assist your stepfather in any way I can. 297 00:22:30,736 --> 00:22:33,236 He's an exacting man, 298 00:22:33,237 --> 00:22:34,839 as I'm sure you'll see, 299 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,576 and one who demands obedience from those around him. 300 00:22:37,577 --> 00:22:40,813 Why is it I think you enjoy that? 301 00:22:41,881 --> 00:22:43,949 We have a unique relationship. 302 00:22:46,719 --> 00:22:48,487 I'll bet you do. 303 00:22:49,522 --> 00:22:51,490 You are a rude girl. 304 00:22:51,491 --> 00:22:54,092 You come in here, disrupting the doctor'simportant work. 305 00:22:54,093 --> 00:22:55,661 Important work? 306 00:22:55,662 --> 00:22:59,431 Dr. Arcane and I are working on a large humanitarian project. 307 00:22:59,432 --> 00:23:03,003 Well, you can call my stepfather many things. But humanitarian? 308 00:23:04,705 --> 00:23:07,774 You don't know him like I do. 309 00:23:07,775 --> 00:23:09,911 Will you be staying long? 310 00:23:11,377 --> 00:23:12,947 What's it to you? 311 00:23:14,114 --> 00:23:16,717 Well, I suggest if you have any further questions, 312 00:23:16,718 --> 00:23:19,019 you just ask the doctor. 313 00:23:20,521 --> 00:23:22,824 Right. 314 00:23:23,556 --> 00:23:25,559 Hmm. Very pretty. 315 00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:58,861 Something wrong? 316 00:24:00,463 --> 00:24:03,765 I don't see anything wrong. 317 00:24:03,766 --> 00:24:05,333 Well, I'm delighted. 318 00:24:05,334 --> 00:24:08,403 In fact, I like what I see very much, 319 00:24:08,404 --> 00:24:11,975 and what I don't see, even more. 320 00:24:13,342 --> 00:24:15,944 You're not showing any signs yet, are you? 321 00:24:15,945 --> 00:24:17,647 Different texture maybe. 322 00:24:17,648 --> 00:24:20,416 We'll find a way to reverse the aging. 323 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,417 I won't let anything happen to you, my darling. 324 00:24:22,418 --> 00:24:24,121 Lana. 325 00:24:26,056 --> 00:24:27,490 Lana. 326 00:24:27,491 --> 00:24:30,227 Just stay vital, my darling. 327 00:24:58,089 --> 00:24:59,125 Mmm. 328 00:25:37,030 --> 00:25:40,434 Hey, Omie, it's me. Let me in. It's pouring out here. 329 00:25:41,269 --> 00:25:44,204 Well, ain't you gonna let me in? 330 00:25:44,205 --> 00:25:46,339 Open the stupid door. 331 00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:48,308 Looks kind of wet out there. 332 00:25:48,309 --> 00:25:51,945 Damn straight it is. Now open the stupid door and let me in. 333 00:25:51,946 --> 00:25:53,847 What's the password? 334 00:25:53,848 --> 00:25:56,549 Password? What do you mean, password? 335 00:25:56,550 --> 00:25:58,519 We never had a password. 336 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,688 Got one now. 337 00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:03,091 You want a password? I'll give you a password. 338 00:26:03,092 --> 00:26:05,459 Oh, I'm so scared. 339 00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:08,061 All right, you. Here I come. 340 00:26:08,062 --> 00:26:10,131 Hey, that's the password. 341 00:26:10,132 --> 00:26:12,699 Whoa! Help! Get me out of here. 342 00:26:16,371 --> 00:26:17,906 You jerk. 343 00:26:17,907 --> 00:26:20,309 So you got a little wet. Big deal. 344 00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:22,177 Thought you said nothing mattered. 345 00:26:22,178 --> 00:26:23,745 Nothing does. Your folks gone? 346 00:26:23,746 --> 00:26:26,514 Left 10 minutes ago. They're not coming right back? 347 00:26:26,515 --> 00:26:30,453 Hey, man, it is bingo night. They'll be gone for hours. 348 00:26:30,454 --> 00:26:33,188 - Then you got 'em? - Do I got 'em? 349 00:26:33,189 --> 00:26:36,725 - Well, let's see 'em. - Be cool, bro. Be cool. 350 00:26:36,726 --> 00:26:39,695 What are you drinking? Nothing yet. Got any hard stuff? 351 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:45,870 ♪♪ 352 00:26:48,371 --> 00:26:50,440 There you have it. 353 00:26:50,441 --> 00:26:54,545 1988... the year in pictures. Dig in. 354 00:26:55,913 --> 00:26:58,348 Wow, I can't believe it! 355 00:26:58,349 --> 00:27:01,717 Look at these babes! 356 00:27:01,718 --> 00:27:04,856 Check out the one in the June issue of the Big and Busty. 357 00:27:04,857 --> 00:27:07,324 She's one of the old man's favorites. 358 00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:10,261 My God. She's a Scorpio. 359 00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:13,464 Hey, great. I'm an Aries. They get along great! 360 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,732 My man, I wouldn't steer you wrong. 361 00:27:18,336 --> 00:27:20,938 My parents! It's my parents! 362 00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:23,909 - What'll we do? What'll we do? - Put 'em away. Get 'em away. 363 00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:25,610 Where? Where? 364 00:27:25,611 --> 00:27:28,413 Anywhere! Anywhere. Just make 'em gone. Right away. 365 00:27:28,414 --> 00:27:29,781 Right away. 366 00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:33,019 I thought you said they were playing bingo! 367 00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:38,857 Be right there, Mom. 368 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,758 Take a chill pill, man. You look guilty as hell. 369 00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:43,229 Just a sec. 370 00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:47,701 Don't be nervous, okay? Okay. 371 00:28:00,448 --> 00:28:01,697 Aaah! 372 00:28:05,921 --> 00:28:08,822 How we gonna get out of here? The window's locked. 373 00:28:08,823 --> 00:28:11,627 Hey! That's my dad'sbowling ball! 374 00:28:16,565 --> 00:28:18,933 Come on. I'm coming. 375 00:28:18,934 --> 00:28:22,502 Hurry up! I'm hurrying. 376 00:28:37,954 --> 00:28:41,190 Man, it's monster central around here tonight. 377 00:29:06,317 --> 00:29:08,953 They better not hit my mom's new station wagon. 378 00:29:10,588 --> 00:29:12,121 Damn! 379 00:29:12,122 --> 00:29:14,525 Some insurance man's gonna mess his pants! 380 00:29:33,044 --> 00:29:36,114 Man, what a great fire! 381 00:29:36,115 --> 00:29:39,084 Shut up. They got my mom's car too. 382 00:29:48,127 --> 00:29:49,661 Wow. 383 00:30:19,293 --> 00:30:22,563 Yeah! I think that green dude's good. 384 00:30:39,114 --> 00:30:40,648 Holland. 385 00:30:40,649 --> 00:30:43,017 He's in the area. 386 00:30:43,018 --> 00:30:46,087 Find him, and bring him here. 387 00:30:46,088 --> 00:30:47,789 You got it, Doc. 388 00:31:37,342 --> 00:31:40,009 Formally dressed for dinner. How fun. 389 00:31:40,010 --> 00:31:41,778 Yes, indeed. After all these years, 390 00:31:41,779 --> 00:31:44,382 I never thought I would ever see you again. 391 00:31:44,383 --> 00:31:47,783 Perhaps this visit will bring us close. Very close. 392 00:31:47,784 --> 00:31:51,288 Excuse me, Dr. Arcane, but we haven't found anything yet. 393 00:31:51,289 --> 00:31:52,922 Oh, it doesn't matter. What's going on? 394 00:31:52,923 --> 00:31:55,760 Uh, nothing. A group of hitchhikers have lost their way. 395 00:31:55,761 --> 00:31:57,961 Oh, I don't believe you two have met. 396 00:31:57,962 --> 00:32:00,698 Abigail, this is Mr. Gunn, our security chief. 397 00:32:00,699 --> 00:32:03,000 And his assistant, Miss Poinsettia. 398 00:32:03,001 --> 00:32:04,569 Enchantí. 399 00:32:04,570 --> 00:32:06,304 On parole is more like it. 400 00:32:06,305 --> 00:32:08,541 Now, come on. Come on. 401 00:32:10,677 --> 00:32:14,779 Now, Abigail, tell me about yourself. 402 00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:17,616 What have you been doing these last 10 years? 403 00:32:17,617 --> 00:32:19,717 Gee, that's funny. 404 00:32:19,718 --> 00:32:21,788 I was gonna ask you the same thing. 405 00:32:23,255 --> 00:32:24,791 I'll be blunt. 406 00:32:25,625 --> 00:32:27,992 Why this unexpected visit? 407 00:32:27,993 --> 00:32:31,530 I seem to be haunted by things I can't resolve. 408 00:32:31,531 --> 00:32:34,366 About you. About my mother. Her death. 409 00:32:34,367 --> 00:32:36,902 Why was there no funeral? 410 00:32:36,903 --> 00:32:39,839 She wanted to be cremated without ceremony. 411 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,576 My mother loved me. I was her only child. 412 00:32:42,577 --> 00:32:44,344 I know she would have wanted me there. 413 00:32:44,345 --> 00:32:48,080 Abigail, I loved your mother very deeply. 414 00:32:48,081 --> 00:32:50,684 I didn't contact you because... 415 00:32:50,685 --> 00:32:54,854 it was always very clear that you didn't approve of my marriage to her. 416 00:32:54,855 --> 00:32:58,091 Abigail, why don't we put all this behind us. 417 00:32:58,092 --> 00:33:00,394 I want us to be friends. 418 00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:01,796 Good friends. 419 00:33:04,932 --> 00:33:07,201 Lana, are you there? Yes. 420 00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:10,304 There's a small box in the desk in my bedroom. 421 00:33:10,305 --> 00:33:13,875 Would you bring it down to the study, please? Thank you. 422 00:33:13,876 --> 00:33:15,910 Is this your way of buying me off? 423 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:18,646 Buy off? What an ugly expression. 424 00:33:18,647 --> 00:33:21,650 It's something very precious, and I want you to have it. 425 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:34,497 - It's beautiful. - It belonged to your mother. 426 00:33:37,701 --> 00:33:39,835 What the... 427 00:33:39,836 --> 00:33:42,404 Ow! Oh, my God. It's sharp. 428 00:33:42,405 --> 00:33:43,973 Ow. Ooh, ooh. 429 00:33:43,974 --> 00:33:45,775 Let me dab it. Let me dab it. Dr. Rochelle... 430 00:33:45,776 --> 00:33:47,843 We will have him look at the cut. No, it's fine. 431 00:33:47,844 --> 00:33:50,480 Oh, look, it's not even bleeding. See, I don't even need a Band-Aid. 432 00:33:50,481 --> 00:33:52,515 Just a little fresh air. Excuse me. 433 00:33:52,516 --> 00:33:54,517 You sure? 434 00:33:54,518 --> 00:33:57,921 Now we've got the blood we need. 435 00:33:57,922 --> 00:34:00,523 Brilliant. My name is Gigi. My name is Gigi. 436 00:34:00,524 --> 00:34:02,293 Uh, we know. We know. 437 00:34:02,294 --> 00:34:04,396 This doesn't make sense. 438 00:34:05,863 --> 00:34:09,734 What is a five-letter word for an armed security man? 439 00:34:09,735 --> 00:34:11,470 Moron. 440 00:34:12,270 --> 00:34:15,607 Moron? No, it can't be moron. 441 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,210 Moron... No. 442 00:34:19,946 --> 00:34:22,214 Excuse me, Miss Arcane. 443 00:34:22,215 --> 00:34:24,950 The swamp is a very dangerous place at night. 444 00:34:24,951 --> 00:34:27,620 So is the dining room. I'll take my chances. 445 00:34:28,722 --> 00:34:31,591 Like mother, like daughter? 446 00:34:33,394 --> 00:34:35,628 What do you know about my mother? 447 00:34:35,629 --> 00:34:37,697 How much you want to know? 448 00:34:46,172 --> 00:34:49,609 Should we go after her? What do you mean, "should"? Of course you do. 449 00:34:49,610 --> 00:34:51,245 Discreetly. 450 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,201 Ooh-wee! 451 00:35:14,202 --> 00:35:15,871 Great batch of shine, huh, Gurdell? 452 00:35:15,872 --> 00:35:18,172 Whoo! Best this month, Clyde. 453 00:35:18,173 --> 00:35:19,840 What are we gonna do for fun tonight? 454 00:35:19,841 --> 00:35:22,344 - Feel like stealin' a car? - Nah. 455 00:35:22,345 --> 00:35:25,180 - How 'bout we burn down a house? - Nah. 456 00:35:25,181 --> 00:35:28,249 Well, why don't we drive over to Uncle Shed'sand run over some dogs? 457 00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:29,918 I'm sick of running over dogs. 458 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,753 Besides, that place is spooked. 459 00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:33,522 What do you feel like doing then, Gurdell? 460 00:35:33,523 --> 00:35:35,792 My brain's tired of coming up with all these ideas. 461 00:35:35,793 --> 00:35:38,694 I feel like... I feel like killing something. 462 00:35:38,695 --> 00:35:40,863 You always feel like killing something. 463 00:35:40,864 --> 00:35:43,466 Maybe I'll kill you. I'll kill you back with my dying breath. 464 00:35:43,467 --> 00:35:46,236 Your breath's so bad, you just might do that. 465 00:35:48,639 --> 00:35:51,908 Aw, shut up, Gurdell! It's time we went to town and got us a woman. 466 00:35:51,909 --> 00:35:53,876 I forgot what one looked like. 467 00:35:53,877 --> 00:35:55,978 Do you remember what they looked like, Clyde? 468 00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:59,082 No, I haven't even seen a sheep around here lately. 469 00:36:02,854 --> 00:36:05,254 Excuse me. 470 00:36:05,255 --> 00:36:07,057 Who says there ain't no God? 471 00:36:07,058 --> 00:36:08,927 Goddang moonshine! 472 00:36:10,695 --> 00:36:14,231 You guys wouldn't happen to know the way back to the Arcane place, would you? 473 00:36:14,232 --> 00:36:16,266 You talk funny. Where you from? 474 00:36:16,267 --> 00:36:19,269 - California. - I hate California! 475 00:36:19,270 --> 00:36:20,672 I'll move. No problem. 476 00:36:20,673 --> 00:36:23,441 Does anybody know you're back here? 477 00:36:23,442 --> 00:36:26,177 FBI, Charles Bronson, Chicago Bears. 478 00:36:26,178 --> 00:36:28,580 You're real pretty. 479 00:36:28,581 --> 00:36:30,982 - All makeup. - She's from California. 480 00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:32,216 I like her. I hate her. 481 00:36:32,217 --> 00:36:33,952 You ready? I'm like lunch meat. I'm always ready. 482 00:36:33,953 --> 00:36:35,620 Let's get her. Ow! 483 00:36:35,621 --> 00:36:38,623 Stop it! 484 00:36:38,624 --> 00:36:41,293 You're hurting me! 485 00:36:41,294 --> 00:36:43,429 Help me, someone! 486 00:36:49,302 --> 00:36:51,937 Peel him, Gurdell. Peel him! 487 00:36:53,006 --> 00:36:55,375 This guy's coles law. 488 00:37:05,419 --> 00:37:08,189 Let's get out of here. I'm with you. 489 00:37:21,604 --> 00:37:23,637 Um, thanks. 490 00:37:26,842 --> 00:37:30,613 You're... You're a plant, aren't you? 491 00:37:32,247 --> 00:37:34,983 You shouldn't be walking around here at night. 492 00:37:34,984 --> 00:37:36,918 Who are you? What are you? 493 00:37:36,919 --> 00:37:38,554 I'm Alec Holland. And you? 494 00:37:38,555 --> 00:37:41,557 Abby Arcane. Arcane? 495 00:37:41,558 --> 00:37:44,993 - His daughter? - Stepdaughter. You know him? 496 00:37:44,994 --> 00:37:46,896 I know him. 497 00:37:46,897 --> 00:37:48,997 That sounds likean indictment. 498 00:37:48,998 --> 00:37:51,801 Did those men hurt you? 499 00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:55,370 I'm sorry. Uh, sometimes I forget what I look like. 500 00:37:55,371 --> 00:37:57,238 You gotta be kidding. 501 00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,407 This is for real? 502 00:37:59,408 --> 00:38:01,177 I don't understand. How can that be? 503 00:38:01,178 --> 00:38:04,614 If I tell you about Arcane, you'll understand. 504 00:38:05,249 --> 00:38:07,652 Please. Okay. 505 00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:14,390 My experiments in genetics brought me here to the swamp. 506 00:38:14,391 --> 00:38:17,594 My sister and I had developed a bio-restorative formula... 507 00:38:17,595 --> 00:38:19,395 that could double the world's food production. 508 00:38:19,396 --> 00:38:21,264 Arcane stole the serum, 509 00:38:21,265 --> 00:38:25,170 and I was caught in a terrible explosion and fire. 510 00:38:37,415 --> 00:38:39,249 The flames consumed by body. 511 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:41,552 But somehow the chemicals in the formula... 512 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:43,890 reconstructed my tissue from the slime in the swamp. 513 00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:49,660 Your stepfather found me, and I killed him. 514 00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,297 Or so I thought. 515 00:38:52,298 --> 00:38:55,602 Abby, Arcane is a very evil man. 516 00:38:55,603 --> 00:38:57,502 You must leave immediately. 517 00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:59,237 I can't. 518 00:38:59,238 --> 00:39:01,472 He knows about my mother. 519 00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:03,710 I've gotta find out what happened to her. 520 00:39:03,711 --> 00:39:05,311 What really happened to her. 521 00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:11,016 If I can't talk you out of this, 522 00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:12,651 I want you to know, 523 00:39:12,652 --> 00:39:14,486 I'll be close by. 524 00:39:15,922 --> 00:39:17,024 Bye, Alec. 525 00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:36,177 Sir, they've just spotted Swamp Thing out by the marsh. 526 00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:14,750 Turn him into guacamole! 527 00:40:14,751 --> 00:40:16,919 Launch the grenade! 528 00:40:19,390 --> 00:40:20,658 Yeah! 529 00:40:21,992 --> 00:40:24,994 Let's go. Let's clear out, man. 530 00:40:24,995 --> 00:40:28,363 Send a search team into the marsh immediately. 531 00:40:28,364 --> 00:40:29,665 Yes, sir. 532 00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:33,368 And tell them not to come back without Holland's remains. 533 00:40:33,369 --> 00:40:35,572 We need a piece of the idiot for the experiment. 534 00:40:36,639 --> 00:40:40,643 Well, sure, Doc. But, uh, why the bother? 535 00:40:40,644 --> 00:40:44,848 I mean, after that blasting, he's not gonna be sliming up the works no more. 536 00:40:44,849 --> 00:40:49,120 I'd rather be pessimistic. Just in case. 537 00:41:19,485 --> 00:41:21,019 Where do you think you're taking me? 538 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:22,989 I don't have to go anywhere with you. 539 00:41:22,990 --> 00:41:25,190 Keep moving. Get your mitts off me. 540 00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:26,759 Just keep your hands off the merchandise. 541 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,295 Oh, great! And this must be the playroom. 542 00:41:30,296 --> 00:41:33,866 I don't thinkany crazed scientist should be without one. 543 00:41:33,867 --> 00:41:35,902 You know, Alec Holland may have looked like a monster, 544 00:41:35,903 --> 00:41:37,937 but he had the mind and the feelings of a man. 545 00:41:37,938 --> 00:41:40,940 You didn't have to hunt him down like a monster. Temper, temper. 546 00:41:40,941 --> 00:41:43,376 We did have to. Your stepfather was almost dead... 547 00:41:43,377 --> 00:41:45,444 when Dr. Zurrell and I found him in the bog. 548 00:41:45,445 --> 00:41:48,281 Over a period of months, we were able to restore him to his present form. 549 00:41:48,282 --> 00:41:50,583 Unfortunately, we still need a sample of Holland's tissue... 550 00:41:50,584 --> 00:41:52,151 for the locking serum we're gonna make. 551 00:41:52,152 --> 00:41:53,853 Without the proper ingredients for the formula, 552 00:41:53,854 --> 00:41:55,722 your stepfather's body will eventually deteriorate. 553 00:41:55,723 --> 00:41:57,825 Huh. Like his mind. 554 00:41:57,826 --> 00:42:00,694 Abigail, keep cool. I just have one question to ask you. 555 00:42:00,695 --> 00:42:02,361 How did my mother fit into all this? 556 00:42:02,362 --> 00:42:04,465 Your mother worked with us. 557 00:42:04,466 --> 00:42:08,068 And her death was the unfortunate side effect of our mutual experiments. 558 00:42:08,069 --> 00:42:10,871 Her genetic code was perfect. Just like yours, by the way. 559 00:42:10,872 --> 00:42:13,640 - You're mad! - I never felt saner. 560 00:42:13,641 --> 00:42:16,777 Take good care of my stepdaughter, please. 561 00:42:16,778 --> 00:42:19,115 Whatever you say, Doc. 562 00:42:21,883 --> 00:42:25,320 My darling, you know we're doing everything we can. 563 00:42:25,321 --> 00:42:27,222 Well, not enough, obviously. 564 00:42:27,223 --> 00:42:31,127 But we're so close. Now that we have your daughter, it's a matter of days. 565 00:42:31,128 --> 00:42:34,362 I'm afraid it's a little more complicated than that. 566 00:42:34,363 --> 00:42:36,934 I don't mean any harm to Abby. 567 00:42:38,168 --> 00:42:39,736 And yet... 568 00:42:40,436 --> 00:42:42,470 You always seem amused. 569 00:42:42,471 --> 00:42:46,008 Even when the consequences are most deadly. 570 00:42:46,009 --> 00:42:48,046 Laughter is best, isn't it? 571 00:42:54,953 --> 00:42:58,389 - What is it? - I'm sorry to disturb you, Doctor, but it's urgent. 572 00:42:59,590 --> 00:43:01,325 Coming. 573 00:43:05,729 --> 00:43:07,731 Put this on. 574 00:43:14,072 --> 00:43:15,772 Come in. 575 00:43:15,773 --> 00:43:19,109 Good evening, Doctor. Please forgive the intrusion, but I must speak with you. 576 00:43:19,110 --> 00:43:20,879 It's very important. Go ahead. 577 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:21,946 Um... 578 00:43:21,947 --> 00:43:23,847 My apologies, Dr. Zurrell, 579 00:43:23,848 --> 00:43:26,584 but this is a rather private matter. 580 00:43:26,585 --> 00:43:28,253 Well, if it concerns our research, 581 00:43:28,254 --> 00:43:30,520 then it most certainly is not a private matter. 582 00:43:30,521 --> 00:43:36,228 Lana, you were going to take a bath, weren't you? So take your bath now. 583 00:44:16,004 --> 00:44:18,339 If we don't act within the next 72 hours, 584 00:44:18,340 --> 00:44:20,976 the deterioration may become permanently irreversible. 585 00:44:20,977 --> 00:44:24,612 This antigen you've discovered in Abigail's blood... 586 00:44:24,613 --> 00:44:28,316 could possibly provoke a fatal immune reaction. 587 00:44:28,317 --> 00:44:29,784 I'm afraid so. 588 00:44:29,785 --> 00:44:31,519 Unless we can obtain a counteragent... 589 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,521 from a subject with a compatible blood type. 590 00:44:33,522 --> 00:44:35,858 And genetically splice the two. 591 00:44:35,859 --> 00:44:37,760 Exactly. 592 00:44:37,761 --> 00:44:40,162 The process would doubtless be fatal to the donors, 593 00:44:40,163 --> 00:44:43,099 and there are only two people on staff with the correct blood type... 594 00:44:43,100 --> 00:44:45,267 The security man, Conklin, 595 00:44:45,268 --> 00:44:48,170 and, uh, Dr. Zurrell. 596 00:44:48,171 --> 00:44:50,640 Do whatever is necessary. Anything else? 597 00:44:52,510 --> 00:44:55,879 May I ask you a rather can did question? Go ahead. 598 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,517 Have you given any thought to that salary increase we talked about? 599 00:45:00,685 --> 00:45:02,319 Are you comfy? 600 00:45:03,453 --> 00:45:06,325 Yeah, well, I love you too, baby. 601 00:45:07,858 --> 00:45:10,827 You know, I... I bet you it kind of reminds you of L.A. in there... 602 00:45:10,828 --> 00:45:14,332 with all that slime and crap. 603 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:17,501 You're never gonna guess who the last tenant was. 604 00:45:17,502 --> 00:45:19,070 You? 605 00:45:21,307 --> 00:45:24,309 You know, I really love city girls. 606 00:45:24,310 --> 00:45:29,515 They got some kind of, uh, sense of humor about 'em. 607 00:45:31,117 --> 00:45:34,185 How'd you like out of there for a while, city girl? 608 00:45:34,186 --> 00:45:36,988 I don't know. Company's better in here. 609 00:45:36,989 --> 00:45:39,559 That's the wrong answer! 610 00:45:41,461 --> 00:45:44,096 You don't get it, do you? 611 00:45:44,097 --> 00:45:46,765 I'm trying to be nice to you. 612 00:45:46,766 --> 00:45:48,401 My mistake. 613 00:45:49,602 --> 00:45:52,571 Look, you want nice? I can give you nice. 614 00:45:52,572 --> 00:45:54,874 Just kind of tough from behind bars. 615 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,594 Do whatever is necessary. 616 00:46:14,595 --> 00:46:17,264 Do whatever is necessary. 617 00:46:17,265 --> 00:46:19,868 Do whatever is necessary. 618 00:46:21,903 --> 00:46:24,873 ♪♪ 619 00:46:37,853 --> 00:46:40,389 ♪♪ 620 00:47:18,395 --> 00:47:20,364 ♪♪ 621 00:47:20,365 --> 00:47:22,166 What is this? 622 00:47:22,167 --> 00:47:23,734 Cute, ain't he? 623 00:47:23,735 --> 00:47:27,104 Now, that's just one of Arcane's experiments. 624 00:47:27,105 --> 00:47:29,940 You know what? Why don't you, uh, put your hand in? 625 00:47:32,009 --> 00:47:34,945 And I thought you were up for some fun. 626 00:47:34,946 --> 00:47:38,015 Well, fun's fun, but how about showing me something else? 627 00:47:38,651 --> 00:47:39,883 Oh. 628 00:47:39,884 --> 00:47:41,985 You want to see something else. 629 00:47:41,986 --> 00:47:42,986 Ah. 630 00:47:44,589 --> 00:47:47,591 I'm gonna show you something else. 631 00:47:47,592 --> 00:47:49,426 Hey, come on. 632 00:47:49,427 --> 00:47:51,428 Come on, baby. 633 00:47:51,429 --> 00:47:53,698 It's time to play doctor. 634 00:47:53,699 --> 00:47:56,601 Bet you can't guess my favorite operation. 635 00:47:56,602 --> 00:47:58,471 What's that, baby? A vasectomy. 636 00:48:02,175 --> 00:48:03,642 I'm gonna kill you! 637 00:48:06,746 --> 00:48:09,849 You're gonna be sorry! 638 00:48:13,687 --> 00:48:16,021 Like that, baby? Huh? 639 00:48:16,022 --> 00:48:18,457 Huh? I said did you like that? 640 00:48:18,458 --> 00:48:20,459 Did you like that, baby? 641 00:48:20,460 --> 00:48:23,028 Ten years of training in Okinawa. 642 00:48:23,029 --> 00:48:24,530 Like that? 643 00:48:24,531 --> 00:48:26,666 Two-day vacation in East L.A. 644 00:48:26,667 --> 00:48:30,002 Where you going? No! Don't leave me! 645 00:48:30,003 --> 00:48:32,105 We're just starting! 646 00:48:33,874 --> 00:48:36,176 Hurry up. Come on. 647 00:48:47,623 --> 00:48:49,023 Here. 648 00:48:51,292 --> 00:48:53,193 Take it. 649 00:48:53,194 --> 00:48:54,862 It's parked right outside. 650 00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:04,073 Thanks. 651 00:49:43,246 --> 00:49:45,749 That's far enough, Miss Arcane. 652 00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:48,752 I figure we better go see your stepfather. Don't you think? 653 00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:52,154 Sure. As a matter of fact, I was just on my way up there. 654 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:55,493 Oh, except I forgot one little thing in the car. You wouldn't mind if I went... 655 00:49:55,494 --> 00:49:58,496 No, I didn't think you were going to go for that one. 656 00:49:58,497 --> 00:50:02,266 You know what? When all of this is over, I really hope we can remain friends. 657 00:50:02,267 --> 00:50:05,336 Because believe it or not, I have really taken a liking to you two. 658 00:50:05,337 --> 00:50:07,037 No, really, I have. 659 00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:08,340 You... 660 00:50:24,324 --> 00:50:25,990 Alec, how did you get here? 661 00:50:25,991 --> 00:50:27,860 Oh, you might say I was piped in. 662 00:50:27,861 --> 00:50:30,863 Now, come on. It's not gonna be easy running that gauntlet out there. 663 00:50:30,864 --> 00:50:33,866 - Hey, why run? We got wheels. - What? 664 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:41,741 Damn, I just love it when guys peel out. 665 00:50:44,010 --> 00:50:45,712 Activate the minefield! 666 00:51:17,579 --> 00:51:19,014 Not bad. 667 00:51:38,201 --> 00:51:40,902 The beauty and the beast have fled. 668 00:51:40,903 --> 00:51:43,872 Our two most prized possessions. 669 00:51:46,911 --> 00:51:49,478 Oh, gross. 670 00:51:49,479 --> 00:51:51,079 Hold it. 671 00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,149 Give me your knife. 672 00:51:57,353 --> 00:52:00,490 Looks like Holland's left us a calling card, huh, Doc? 673 00:52:06,865 --> 00:52:08,400 Indeed he has. 674 00:52:15,306 --> 00:52:19,743 Hey, Omie, why didn't you want me to tell those TV men about the monster? 675 00:52:19,744 --> 00:52:21,345 'Cause. 'Cause why? 676 00:52:21,346 --> 00:52:23,648 'Cause we're gonna get a picture of it first. 677 00:52:23,649 --> 00:52:26,852 Picture? How on earth are we ever gonna get a picture? 678 00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:30,955 Remember the camera your dad bought when you were the sugar plum in the Christmas play? 679 00:52:30,956 --> 00:52:33,190 No, no, no, no. 680 00:52:33,191 --> 00:52:35,326 Not my dad's camera. 681 00:52:35,327 --> 00:52:36,928 You wouldn't. 682 00:53:06,660 --> 00:53:09,362 - Good morning. - Morning. 683 00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:12,832 I slept like a baby. 684 00:53:12,833 --> 00:53:14,333 Where are we? 685 00:53:15,169 --> 00:53:18,472 My place. Sorry it's so messy. 686 00:53:18,473 --> 00:53:20,674 Is there a Mrs. Swamp Thing? 687 00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:24,243 No. I'm a bachelor. So what do you do? Order in? 688 00:53:25,879 --> 00:53:28,949 It's been a long time since I've laughed. 689 00:53:28,950 --> 00:53:32,052 Well, I seem to have that effect on most of my boyfriends. 690 00:53:32,053 --> 00:53:34,522 Me? Your boyfriend? 691 00:53:34,523 --> 00:53:36,323 Why not? 692 00:53:36,324 --> 00:53:38,893 You said it yourself. I'm a plant. 693 00:53:39,729 --> 00:53:41,963 That's okay. I'm a vegetarian. 694 00:53:48,403 --> 00:53:50,003 Please don't. 695 00:53:50,004 --> 00:53:52,074 This will never work, Abby. 696 00:53:53,408 --> 00:53:56,344 When I look at you, you know what I see? 697 00:53:56,345 --> 00:54:00,081 I see the soul of a beautiful human being. 698 00:54:00,082 --> 00:54:03,687 But I can't give you the kind of love you want. 699 00:54:04,855 --> 00:54:06,389 Would you like to? 700 00:54:08,925 --> 00:54:10,762 What do we do? 701 00:55:37,819 --> 00:55:39,855 Was it real? 702 00:55:40,955 --> 00:55:43,191 As real as you want it to be. 703 00:55:52,668 --> 00:55:54,434 Bad news, sir. 704 00:55:54,435 --> 00:55:58,039 We found the vehicle, but there was no sign of Swamp Thing or your stepdaughter. 705 00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,675 Well, I'll tell you the bad news. 706 00:56:00,676 --> 00:56:03,178 If you don't find Abigail and Holland, 707 00:56:03,179 --> 00:56:05,713 there'll be no sign of you either. 708 00:56:05,714 --> 00:56:08,916 So think fast, and don't come back until you've found both of them. 709 00:56:08,917 --> 00:56:10,987 Go.Yes, sir. 710 00:56:16,694 --> 00:56:19,194 Gigi. 711 00:56:19,195 --> 00:56:21,630 Am I a fool without a mind? 712 00:56:21,631 --> 00:56:26,201 Or have I merely been too blind to realize that I'm dealing with two idiots? 713 00:56:26,202 --> 00:56:28,705 Yes, sir. 714 00:56:45,890 --> 00:56:48,727 She'd look great with fins. 715 00:56:48,728 --> 00:56:51,494 And maybe flippers. 716 00:56:51,495 --> 00:56:54,866 Yes. Definitely flippers. 717 00:57:01,373 --> 00:57:03,374 Doing a little homework, are we, Doctor? 718 00:57:03,375 --> 00:57:06,979 Yes, yes, um, always thinking of the next experiment. 719 00:57:06,980 --> 00:57:08,647 You're working far too hard. 720 00:57:08,648 --> 00:57:09,982 Well, excellence is the... 721 00:57:09,983 --> 00:57:12,417 Is that one of our security men? 722 00:57:12,418 --> 00:57:14,254 Yes. Yes, it is. 723 00:57:14,255 --> 00:57:16,420 An emergency transfusion for Dr. Arcane. 724 00:57:16,421 --> 00:57:19,959 I have something very special in mind for Mr. Conklin there. 725 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,327 I've even prepared a special cage for him. 726 00:57:22,328 --> 00:57:24,397 Really? Yes. 727 00:57:24,398 --> 00:57:27,800 Believe me, it exceeds anything we've attempted thus far. 728 00:57:27,801 --> 00:57:31,371 I've developed a Pyridoxine hydrochloric emulsion... 729 00:57:31,372 --> 00:57:33,606 that, when combined with a human pituitary extract, 730 00:57:33,607 --> 00:57:36,241 will produce a nearly spontaneous super-developed mutation. 731 00:57:36,242 --> 00:57:38,945 Yes, but aren't you risking cranial hypertrophy? 732 00:57:38,946 --> 00:57:41,247 Nothing wrong with that. 733 00:57:41,248 --> 00:57:42,983 Mmm. After you. 734 00:57:42,984 --> 00:57:48,221 Now, you'll notice on the inside here, up at the top, I've, uh... 735 00:57:48,222 --> 00:57:50,456 I've put some additional support in there. 736 00:57:50,457 --> 00:57:52,459 Hey, hey! What are you doing? 737 00:57:52,460 --> 00:57:54,528 Ow! That hurt. 738 00:58:13,950 --> 00:58:15,852 Omie. 739 00:58:17,420 --> 00:58:19,154 Omie? 740 00:58:19,155 --> 00:58:21,724 Omie, we gotta stop. 741 00:58:22,592 --> 00:58:25,594 Omie, I gotta stop. 742 00:58:25,595 --> 00:58:27,730 You ain't hungry again, are ya? 743 00:58:27,731 --> 00:58:31,800 Five minutes. Five minutes. That's all I ask. 744 00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:34,303 Last five minutes turned into a half an hour. 745 00:58:34,304 --> 00:58:37,473 We gotta move. We've been moving all day. 746 00:58:37,474 --> 00:58:41,944 Well, we ain't gonna make no $10,000 while you sit around feeding your face. 747 00:58:41,945 --> 00:58:43,947 How do you know The National Spectator... 748 00:58:43,948 --> 00:58:47,351 is gonna pay 10 bills for any stupid picture? 749 00:58:47,352 --> 00:58:51,054 Hell, man, I saw where they paid a dude from Spokane two times that... 750 00:58:51,055 --> 00:58:53,190 for a picture of Bigfoot. 751 00:58:53,191 --> 00:58:56,927 Yeah, but Bigfoot's more famous than this guy. 752 00:58:58,164 --> 00:59:00,164 Just come on, okay? 753 00:59:04,270 --> 00:59:08,606 Good grief, I could be home watching cable. 754 00:59:09,307 --> 00:59:11,377 Oops. 755 00:59:18,450 --> 00:59:22,252 Once this was a huge plantation worked by hundreds of slaves. 756 00:59:22,253 --> 00:59:25,390 Some people say their unhappy ghosts still walk here. 757 00:59:25,391 --> 00:59:28,793 I can't imagine anyone being unhappy in a beautiful place like this. 758 00:59:30,362 --> 00:59:32,363 For a long time, 759 00:59:32,364 --> 00:59:35,234 I've felt that I would always be unhappy here. 760 00:59:51,585 --> 00:59:54,787 Give me one of them Ho Ho's before you eat 'em all up. 761 00:59:54,788 --> 00:59:57,256 Out of Ho Ho's. Twinkies? 762 00:59:57,257 --> 00:59:58,425 Nope. 763 00:59:58,426 --> 01:00:00,726 - Snowballs? - Nope. 764 01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:03,130 - Ding Dongs? - Sorry. 765 01:00:03,131 --> 01:00:05,297 - Pudding pies? - Uh-uh. 766 01:00:05,298 --> 01:00:06,834 What have we got left? 767 01:00:13,807 --> 01:00:15,276 Got two apples. 768 01:00:15,277 --> 01:00:17,178 Apples? Oh, man. 769 01:00:17,980 --> 01:00:19,813 Hey, butt-head. 770 01:00:19,814 --> 01:00:22,015 That's my dad's camera. 771 01:00:22,016 --> 01:00:23,750 What about my dad's bowling ball? 772 01:00:23,751 --> 01:00:25,585 That was different. 773 01:00:25,586 --> 01:00:28,323 - Oh, yeah? Well, what was so different about it? - I don't know. 774 01:00:28,324 --> 01:00:30,291 It's just different. 775 01:00:30,292 --> 01:00:31,793 What was that? 776 01:00:31,794 --> 01:00:33,528 I don't know. Neither do I. 777 01:00:33,529 --> 01:00:35,763 - What do you think it was? - I don't know. 778 01:00:35,764 --> 01:00:37,498 Neither do I. 779 01:00:37,499 --> 01:00:39,200 Better check it out. 780 01:00:39,201 --> 01:00:41,670 I take the pictures, so you check it out. 781 01:00:41,671 --> 01:00:43,672 I'm not checking it out. 782 01:00:43,673 --> 01:00:45,707 What's the matter? You chicken or something? 783 01:00:47,309 --> 01:00:49,344 Well, I... 784 01:00:49,345 --> 01:00:51,982 Just check it out. Check it out. Go on. 785 01:00:51,983 --> 01:00:54,985 Are you sure it's safe? You never feel safe about anything. 786 01:00:54,986 --> 01:00:56,553 Will you just go? 787 01:00:59,522 --> 01:01:01,323 What if somebody gets me? 788 01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:03,527 Don't worry. I assure you, nobody wants you. 789 01:01:03,528 --> 01:01:04,927 Now go on. 790 01:01:04,928 --> 01:01:06,563 My mother wants me. 791 01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:08,264 Go. 792 01:01:22,747 --> 01:01:26,150 You jerk. There's no one... 793 01:01:34,426 --> 01:01:36,662 Here. 794 01:01:48,207 --> 01:01:51,376 Oh. I haven't been given a flower since my senior prom. 795 01:01:51,377 --> 01:01:54,114 It was wilted. 796 01:01:56,382 --> 01:01:58,350 Help! Sounds like children. 797 01:01:58,351 --> 01:02:00,486 Get your hands off me, you big... Wait here. 798 01:02:00,487 --> 01:02:03,256 Help! You don't own this swamp! 799 01:02:03,257 --> 01:02:05,990 Let go of me, you big gorilla! 800 01:02:05,991 --> 01:02:08,727 Help! Help! 801 01:02:08,728 --> 01:02:11,564 Let me go. 802 01:02:11,565 --> 01:02:14,733 Aha! 803 01:02:14,734 --> 01:02:16,735 Hey, that's a pretty good apple, kid. 804 01:02:16,736 --> 01:02:18,737 What else you got? 805 01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:22,609 Oh, yeah, man. 806 01:02:22,610 --> 01:02:24,577 It's a good camera. It's expensive too. 807 01:02:24,578 --> 01:02:26,246 You can have it. 808 01:02:26,247 --> 01:02:29,783 No, they can't. It's my dad's. 809 01:02:34,122 --> 01:02:35,655 Now, son, 810 01:02:35,656 --> 01:02:37,625 this was your dad's. 811 01:02:37,626 --> 01:02:40,494 But now it's mine. 812 01:02:40,495 --> 01:02:43,330 So that means you'll let us go. Right? 813 01:02:43,331 --> 01:02:45,101 Wrong. 814 01:02:45,701 --> 01:02:47,803 - Right. - What? 815 01:02:48,603 --> 01:02:51,007 Get the camera! 816 01:02:54,344 --> 01:02:56,945 Wow! Swamp Thing's kicking some butt! 817 01:03:01,451 --> 01:03:03,017 Wow. 818 01:03:03,018 --> 01:03:04,986 Come on! 819 01:03:08,524 --> 01:03:10,126 I believe this is yours. 820 01:03:10,127 --> 01:03:13,129 Hey, big guy. Mind if we take your picture? 821 01:03:13,130 --> 01:03:15,998 It's just for a... science project. 822 01:03:15,999 --> 01:03:17,966 Yeah, that's the ticket. 823 01:03:17,967 --> 01:03:20,602 All right, but only if your friend there stands next to me. 824 01:03:20,603 --> 01:03:22,905 Sure. No problem. Get over there. 825 01:03:22,906 --> 01:03:24,307 Go on. Go. 826 01:03:24,308 --> 01:03:26,042 Me? Yeah, you. 827 01:03:26,043 --> 01:03:27,844 Go on. Get over there. Now. 828 01:03:27,845 --> 01:03:30,180 $10,000. 829 01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:50,668 Okay. Smile. 830 01:03:50,669 --> 01:03:53,237 Uh, you'll need tore move that lens cap. 831 01:03:53,238 --> 01:03:56,409 Oh, yeah. That's why it was so dark. Okeydokey. 832 01:04:04,818 --> 01:04:06,353 Alec? 833 01:04:07,421 --> 01:04:08,955 Alec? 834 01:04:14,695 --> 01:04:17,396 Hey! Green guy! 835 01:04:17,397 --> 01:04:19,032 Where you going? 836 01:04:21,034 --> 01:04:22,869 Abby? 837 01:04:25,839 --> 01:04:28,942 Come back here. This is $10,000 to me! Please! 838 01:05:02,511 --> 01:05:04,113 Abby. 839 01:05:17,661 --> 01:05:21,365 We should definitely expect company. 840 01:05:21,366 --> 01:05:26,001 And we will receive them with our customary hospitality. 841 01:05:26,002 --> 01:05:27,838 Exactly. 842 01:05:32,976 --> 01:05:36,513 You must have had a very hectic day. 843 01:05:36,514 --> 01:05:38,515 It wasn't my fault. 844 01:05:38,516 --> 01:05:40,751 We've set up sensors all around the property. 845 01:05:40,752 --> 01:05:43,754 If anything breaks through those beams, we're gonna know about it. 846 01:05:43,755 --> 01:05:47,157 Good. Have you located Dr. Rochelle yet? 847 01:05:47,158 --> 01:05:50,361 According to security he's still on the property. 848 01:05:50,362 --> 01:05:52,363 But no one's seen him yet. 849 01:05:52,364 --> 01:05:54,365 We need him for the operation. 850 01:05:54,366 --> 01:05:57,435 Don't worry, darling. I'm fully capable of carrying on without the doctor. 851 01:05:57,436 --> 01:05:59,270 Of course you are. Naturally. 852 01:05:59,271 --> 01:06:02,172 Begin the preparations. I'll join you in a moment. 853 01:06:02,173 --> 01:06:03,742 Certainly. 854 01:06:05,944 --> 01:06:08,514 Find Rochelle. 855 01:06:08,515 --> 01:06:10,883 10-4, Doc. 856 01:06:18,891 --> 01:06:21,225 We're not going to find Rochelle here. 857 01:06:21,226 --> 01:06:24,396 Let's find him on the TV. How do you work these gizmos? 858 01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:27,399 Gunn, your ignorance is only exceeded by your incompetence. 859 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,537 Well, thanks, Points. And I always thought you hated me. 860 01:06:30,538 --> 01:06:32,972 I don't hate you. I despise you. 861 01:06:32,973 --> 01:06:34,974 How can you say that? 862 01:06:34,975 --> 01:06:37,477 I've always been what you'd call a likable guy... 863 01:06:37,478 --> 01:06:40,580 when I'm not blowing somebody away. 864 01:06:40,581 --> 01:06:43,850 You're supposed to be the head of security around here, right? Right. Yeah. 865 01:06:43,851 --> 01:06:46,019 Well, great. Let's recap. 866 01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:48,555 Where's Swamp Thing? I don't know. 867 01:06:48,556 --> 01:06:50,190 Where's Arcane's stepdaughter? 868 01:06:50,191 --> 01:06:51,358 Is she missing again? 869 01:06:51,359 --> 01:06:53,225 Where's Dr. Rochelle? 870 01:06:53,226 --> 01:06:55,262 I don't know. Where? 871 01:06:55,263 --> 01:06:56,831 I rest my case. 872 01:07:01,802 --> 01:07:03,536 Help me. 873 01:07:03,537 --> 01:07:06,539 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't. There's nothing I can do. 874 01:07:06,540 --> 01:07:08,342 There's simply no escape. 875 01:07:08,343 --> 01:07:10,645 He killed my mother, didn't he? 876 01:07:10,646 --> 01:07:12,381 No. Rochelle did. 877 01:07:12,382 --> 01:07:14,048 I-It was a mistake. 878 01:07:14,049 --> 01:07:16,050 Your mother was to supply the genetic code... 879 01:07:16,051 --> 01:07:18,519 that your stepfather needed to cheat death. 880 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:19,755 Did he hate her that much? 881 01:07:19,756 --> 01:07:22,256 No. To the contrary. He worshipped her. 882 01:07:22,257 --> 01:07:25,259 So much so that I couldn't get close enough to him because... 883 01:07:25,260 --> 01:07:27,831 Because he couldn't let go of her memory. 884 01:07:32,936 --> 01:07:35,438 Alec will never come after me. 885 01:07:37,741 --> 01:07:40,342 If I'm a judge of character, he will. 886 01:07:40,343 --> 01:07:43,713 You two get along extremely well. It's a good thing. 887 01:07:43,714 --> 01:07:47,282 Soon you'll be very close to each other. Very close indeed. 888 01:07:47,283 --> 01:07:50,319 Let me explain. Genes. The fundamentals. 889 01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:54,224 Yours, Holland's coupled. 890 01:07:54,225 --> 01:07:58,829 And man's oldest dream may come true. 891 01:07:59,396 --> 01:08:00,864 Immortality. 892 01:08:00,865 --> 01:08:02,332 You're sick. 893 01:08:02,333 --> 01:08:04,502 What did you do? Sell your soul to the devil? 894 01:08:04,503 --> 01:08:08,172 Let's just say he has a lease with an option to buy. 895 01:08:08,173 --> 01:08:11,808 Hey, hey. Now, wait a second. I got my people out there tracking 'em down right now. 896 01:08:11,809 --> 01:08:14,812 They're gonna find them, I'm gonna finish 'em. 897 01:08:14,813 --> 01:08:16,813 No, Gunn, you're the one who's finished. 898 01:08:16,814 --> 01:08:19,484 By tomorrow, I'll have your job. 899 01:08:19,485 --> 01:08:21,185 No way, Points. 900 01:08:21,186 --> 01:08:25,221 You try to take my job, all you're gonna get is a scar from there to there. 901 01:08:25,222 --> 01:08:27,625 You don't scare me. 902 01:08:27,626 --> 01:08:32,029 The guy that did this to me? I got his job too. 903 01:08:32,030 --> 01:08:33,799 That's a nasty scar. 904 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,535 But that's nothing compared to this. 905 01:08:36,536 --> 01:08:40,205 Grenada. 1983. Friendly fire. 906 01:08:40,206 --> 01:08:41,674 That's bush compared to this. 907 01:08:41,675 --> 01:08:44,843 Falkland Islands, 1982. Shrapnel. 908 01:08:44,844 --> 01:08:47,714 Nicaragua. Spring break, '86. 909 01:08:47,715 --> 01:08:50,216 Beirut. Summer vacation, '87. 910 01:08:50,217 --> 01:08:52,618 Cindy, 1967. 911 01:08:52,619 --> 01:08:55,221 Haight-Ashbury, the summer of love. 912 01:08:55,222 --> 01:08:58,691 Motley Cru♪♪e tour, 1988. 913 01:08:58,692 --> 01:09:01,762 That kinda turns me on. 914 01:09:03,263 --> 01:09:05,231 Excuse me. 915 01:09:05,232 --> 01:09:09,704 Doesn't anybody knock around here? 916 01:09:17,646 --> 01:09:19,547 Knock-knock. 917 01:09:27,222 --> 01:09:31,494 Lana, put the Holland specimen in the receptor. 918 01:09:33,530 --> 01:09:35,330 Holland's on his way, sir. 919 01:09:35,331 --> 01:09:36,798 Stop him. 920 01:09:36,799 --> 01:09:39,199 Why don't you use those? They're a by-product of Agent Orange. 921 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:41,201 Beggin' your pardon, Doc. 922 01:09:41,202 --> 01:09:43,639 This stuff is for nancy boys. 923 01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,440 Besides... 924 01:09:45,441 --> 01:09:48,177 I got my own toys. 925 01:09:49,345 --> 01:09:51,647 Think about what you're doing. 926 01:09:51,648 --> 01:09:53,049 I am. 927 01:09:53,050 --> 01:09:56,484 You're about to experience a unique feeling. 928 01:09:56,485 --> 01:10:00,256 You're going to be part of what gives life. 929 01:10:00,257 --> 01:10:01,524 To you. 930 01:10:01,525 --> 01:10:04,025 To me. It's for a good cause. 931 01:10:17,408 --> 01:10:18,943 Psst! 932 01:10:25,650 --> 01:10:27,986 Hey, buddy. Got a light? 933 01:10:36,227 --> 01:10:37,761 This is too easy. 934 01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:02,688 Good. 935 01:11:03,857 --> 01:11:05,391 Good! 936 01:11:07,761 --> 01:11:09,296 Energy. 937 01:11:10,363 --> 01:11:12,898 Energy. 938 01:11:26,380 --> 01:11:28,180 Increase the dosage. 939 01:11:28,181 --> 01:11:29,784 Increase the dosage! 940 01:11:45,167 --> 01:11:47,635 How beautiful. 941 01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:49,671 Dosage up by 2 cc's. 942 01:11:49,672 --> 01:11:52,173 Temperature holding at 98.2. 943 01:11:52,174 --> 01:11:53,841 Heartbeat at 98. 944 01:11:53,842 --> 01:11:56,745 Patience. Patience! 945 01:12:21,071 --> 01:12:24,507 I've got you now, Mr. Potato Head! 946 01:12:53,638 --> 01:12:55,140 I like it. 947 01:12:56,108 --> 01:12:58,144 I like it very much. 948 01:12:59,578 --> 01:13:00,946 Not bad. 949 01:13:00,947 --> 01:13:02,813 Enormous improvement. 950 01:13:02,814 --> 01:13:05,115 I... I feel 25. 951 01:13:05,116 --> 01:13:06,553 Not bad at all. 952 01:13:12,691 --> 01:13:13,893 What's that? 953 01:13:24,704 --> 01:13:25,783 311, 459. 954 01:13:30,276 --> 01:13:32,078 You switched the vials. 955 01:13:33,013 --> 01:13:35,082 You switched the vials. 956 01:13:37,150 --> 01:13:38,851 Lana, I'm not mad. 957 01:13:38,852 --> 01:13:41,387 I don't want to get even. 958 01:13:41,388 --> 01:13:44,056 Your life, Abby's life, my life. 959 01:13:44,057 --> 01:13:46,726 It's not important. 960 01:13:46,727 --> 01:13:49,296 Our work is all important. 961 01:13:50,263 --> 01:13:51,766 And you betrayed it. 962 01:13:51,767 --> 01:13:54,434 Hmm? 963 01:13:54,435 --> 01:13:57,303 Lana, you betrayed it. 964 01:13:57,304 --> 01:13:59,473 Lana. 965 01:14:02,042 --> 01:14:04,879 Laughter is best, isn't it? 966 01:14:26,302 --> 01:14:28,339 God will pardon me. 967 01:14:29,873 --> 01:14:31,909 That's his job. 968 01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:06,907 Your attention, please. 969 01:16:06,908 --> 01:16:09,009 Disintegrator on overload. 970 01:16:09,010 --> 01:16:11,779 Self-destruct in three minutes. 971 01:16:26,662 --> 01:16:28,364 Abby. 972 01:16:41,678 --> 01:16:43,947 Two minutes till self-destruct. 973 01:16:44,915 --> 01:16:47,016 What's new, Jolly Green Giant? 974 01:16:49,287 --> 01:16:51,954 Time for a little mixed vegetable plate, huh? 975 01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:58,161 Too bad, spinach man. 976 01:16:58,162 --> 01:17:01,964 You'll never get to know her like me and the boys. 977 01:17:06,838 --> 01:17:09,507 Oh, shit, man. 978 01:17:23,755 --> 01:17:26,959 One minute till self-destruct. 979 01:17:51,785 --> 01:17:54,721 Thirty seconds till self-destruct. 980 01:20:16,003 --> 01:20:17,837 Alec. 981 01:20:17,838 --> 01:20:20,573 You brought me back, didn't you? 982 01:20:20,574 --> 01:20:22,843 I couldn't lose you. 983 01:20:23,811 --> 01:20:25,245 How do you feel? 984 01:20:26,313 --> 01:20:28,114 Good as new. 985 01:20:31,219 --> 01:20:32,485 Got it. 986 01:20:32,486 --> 01:20:34,886 Come on. Let's get out of here. Just one more. 987 01:20:34,887 --> 01:20:36,756 Come on. They're kissin' and stuff. 988 01:20:36,757 --> 01:20:39,193 Besides, the Fotomat opens in 10 minutes. 989 01:20:39,194 --> 01:20:41,295 I'm gonna get me a Corvette. 990 01:20:41,296 --> 01:20:42,696 What about me? 991 01:20:42,697 --> 01:20:44,998 Get your own Corvette. Come on. 992 01:20:46,735 --> 01:20:49,969 You know, Abby, there may be side effects. 993 01:20:49,970 --> 01:20:51,306 Like what? 994 01:20:51,307 --> 01:20:52,773 I don't know yet. 995 01:20:52,774 --> 01:20:56,212 Well, we'll just have to discover them together. 996 01:20:57,847 --> 01:21:01,815 Or are you firmly attached to this swinging bachelor lifestyle? 997 01:21:01,816 --> 01:21:03,218 Not necessarily. 998 01:22:44,925 --> 01:22:47,761 What do you mean, you didn't put film in the camera? 999 01:22:47,762 --> 01:22:49,261 Me? You're the photographer. 1000 01:22:49,262 --> 01:22:50,764 Yeah, but it's your camera. 1001 01:22:50,765 --> 01:22:53,099 Who said I had to load it? 1002 01:22:53,100 --> 01:22:54,601 I did! Did not. 1003 01:22:54,602 --> 01:22:57,604 Did too. You probably had a Twinkie in your ear or somethin'. 1004 01:22:57,605 --> 01:22:59,272 Shut up, Omie. No, you shut up. 1005 01:22:59,273 --> 01:23:00,774 You shut up! 1006 01:23:00,775 --> 01:23:02,509 You wanna make somethin' of it? Yeah! 1007 01:23:02,510 --> 01:23:05,112 It'll be two hits... I hit you and you hit the floor. 1008 01:23:05,113 --> 01:23:07,614 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. I really don't care. 1009 01:23:07,615 --> 01:23:10,284 'Cause you never were my friend as it is. 1010 01:23:10,285 --> 01:23:11,604 ♪♪ 1011 01:23:18,159 --> 01:23:21,698 ♪ Now, when I was just a little boy ♪ 1012 01:23:22,698 --> 01:23:25,402 ♪ Standin' to my daddy's knee ♪ 1013 01:23:26,669 --> 01:23:30,638 ♪ My papa said, Son, don't let the man get you ♪ 1014 01:23:30,639 --> 01:23:33,208 ♪ And do what he done to me 1015 01:23:34,476 --> 01:23:36,045 ♪ 'Cause he'll get you 1016 01:23:38,516 --> 01:23:40,582 ♪ 'Cause he'll get you now, now ♪ 1017 01:23:43,119 --> 01:23:47,623 ♪ And I can remember the Fourth of July ♪ 1018 01:23:47,624 --> 01:23:50,226 ♪ Runnin' through the backwoods bare ♪ 1019 01:23:51,529 --> 01:23:55,698 ♪ And I can still hear my ol' hound dog barkin' ♪ 1020 01:23:55,699 --> 01:23:58,769 ♪ Chasin' down a hoodoo there ♪ 1021 01:23:59,870 --> 01:24:02,906 ♪ Chasin' down a hoodoo there ♪ 1022 01:24:05,176 --> 01:24:07,345 ♪ Born on the bayou 1023 01:24:09,179 --> 01:24:11,916 ♪ Born on the bayou 1024 01:24:13,284 --> 01:24:15,486 ♪ Born on the bayou 1025 01:24:15,487 --> 01:24:16,855 ♪ Lord, Lord 1026 01:24:20,626 --> 01:24:24,161 ♪♪ 1027 01:24:36,876 --> 01:24:39,979 ♪ I wish I was back on the bayou ♪ 1028 01:24:41,046 --> 01:24:44,050 ♪ Rollin' with some Cajun queen ♪ 1029 01:24:45,185 --> 01:24:48,887 ♪ Wishin' I were a fast freight train ♪ 1030 01:24:48,888 --> 01:24:52,792 ♪ A-just a-chooglin' on down to New Orleans ♪ 1031 01:24:54,227 --> 01:24:56,629 ♪ Born on the bayou 1032 01:24:58,363 --> 01:25:00,934 ♪ Born on the bayou 1033 01:25:00,935 --> 01:25:02,402 ♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm 1034 01:25:02,403 --> 01:25:04,537 ♪ Born on the bayou 1035 01:25:04,538 --> 01:25:07,373 ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪ 1036 01:25:27,562 --> 01:25:29,597 ♪ Oh, get back, man 1037 01:26:08,371 --> 01:26:12,642 ♪ I can remember the Fourth of July ♪ 1038 01:26:12,643 --> 01:26:15,646 ♪ Runnin' through the backwoods bare ♪ 1039 01:26:16,880 --> 01:26:20,817 ♪ I can still hear my old hound dog barkin' ♪ 1040 01:26:20,818 --> 01:26:23,620 ♪ Chasin' down a hoodoo there ♪ 1041 01:26:24,723 --> 01:26:27,759 ♪ Chasin' down a hoodoo there ♪ 1042 01:26:29,728 --> 01:26:32,129 ♪ Born on the bayou 1043 01:26:33,832 --> 01:26:36,466 ♪ Born on the bayou 1044 01:26:36,467 --> 01:26:37,868 ♪ Oh, oh 1045 01:26:37,869 --> 01:26:40,370 ♪ Born on the bayou 1046 01:26:40,371 --> 01:26:42,773 ♪ All right, go 1047 01:26:42,774 --> 01:26:45,476 ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪ 1048 01:26:58,423 --> 01:27:00,458 ♪ Mmm, all right ♪