Once upon a time ... in the Kingdom of Hauptmann Koenig
Come here.
I love you.
Jesse!
I missed you.
More!
Again!
What will you do with me now, sir?
Find a priest, take a house and live happily ever after.
But what about your mother?
You know how she feels about mixed marriages!
By sunset we'll be man and wife.
and the queen, bless her soul, will be out my life.
He's comming! He's comming!
Go!
Everybody!
Take another side!
Stand back!
Make place! I am the prince!
We are here on queen's business.
We have orders to arrest your peasant girl.
Over my dead body.
Do not draw that sword unless you intend to use it, sir.
I think he means it.
Sir, I would it in private.
We soldiers are working on a queen business.
Can't you try yo see things...
Unhang her!
Here you got!
My Prince!
Jesse!
I love you!
My prince! - Jesse!
William!
Queen! The Queen!
Stop picking those soldiers
and get away from that peasant girl!
To the ground, you scamming trolls!
I love her mother, I will always love her.
He's still my son. She's only after the royal jewels.
You know she's not our tipe.
Come home with me and we'll discuss over some mutton.
Give her the gift.
Well, my little sweety pie,...
I don't want gold, or your jewels.
Get out of the way.
No. But I have gold and jewels.
Jesse!
Let us make this.
A simbol of our eternal love.
Then I will wear it forever.
You have cursed my gift.
It's not me, darling. It's the work of Spretzzel.
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
Frozen forever.
Other curse was nothing, my queen. Nothing know nothing.
Mother, I have never asked you for anything.
I beseak you to take my life and spare hers.
Rights. You're such a romantic!
A thousand years or...
until she meets a true love from another land.
Only then can the curse in necklace be removed.
No!
Is it a deal?
Yes, but you have cursed your kingdom
for a thousand years!
HAUPTMAN KOENIG - 1000 YEARS LATER
...ALMOST
...and Still Raining
And that is the legend of Hauptmann Koening enchanted peasant girl.
Of course, nobody really believes the Legend.
Now, if you step this way,
I'll show you a famous collection of umbrellas through history.
Is it true the statues are going on tour?
Yes.
Nobody...
...really believe...
...the Legend?
My great,...
Great, great, great!
Great!
Great, great, great.
Do you mind? Thank You.
Grand, grand, grand father
was never run.
And very soon my darling you will be life and belong to his...
grand, grand, grand, grand...
grand, grand...
grand grand...
grand son.
That's me.
PHILADELPHIA, A FEW DAYS LATER
See you mom!
Jason, your breakfast!
You have to eat before you start a new job!
Thanks, mom.
Did I keep you up last night?
You work too hard.
Well, when you marry with a rich girl, I will retire.
Find me a rich one. - Alright, I will. So go.
Don't be late. I will waiting up to you.
Mrs Williamson! Mrs Williamson! - What happened?
I am married!
Oh, I don't believe it! - Thank you!
Thank You. - Thank you.
He's most beautifull man I have ever met!
Wonderfull, Carmen! Tell me is he rich?
Yes! - Does he have golden card?
Yes. - Does he have car?
Yes! - Does he have condom? - Yes. -Then you've got everything.
MANNEQUIN ON THE MOVE
Thank you. - Hold it.
I like to get candidate.
Come with me.
I'll give you ID badge,
but I try to capture the essence of every "Prince" employee.
Here, sign this.
I am at Akermans security. I don't miss much.
Hi, I'm Jason Williams.
I guess, I am wondering what I am doing with the stiring wheel.
Stiring wheel?
Oh, that, umm...
Nice, soon it was key chain.
No. No, I -
Just don't want my jeep stolen.
You don't have to worry about that with me around here.
Is it hair spray? - Yeah, well a sort of Flant Maisson class.
Oh, then I -
Then you're blind...
Don't loose this, baby.
You can charge anything in store with that.
10% off too. Come with me. I'll help you check in.
Thanks. I am suppose to -
report to Mr. James. Do you know ...
Oh, boy. Yeah.
As the shipment arrives from Hauptmann Koening, -
Comming in this afternoon.
Not good enough. I want it this morning.
That's impossible, sir. - Nothing is impossible.
Impossible - is a dirty, dirty word.
Dust. - Pardon me?
I smell -
Dust.
Dust your counter.
Make a show place of the workplace.
I wanna major employee to airport tonight.
This whole event is hitch.
Otherwise, heads will roll.
He's not kidding.
That's him up there.
Mr James, I am so sorry.
It was an accident. It will never happen again, I promise.
Excuse, Mr James? - Not now.
An accident?
You destroyed a mannequen store Howard.
You call that an accident?
Mr James? - Not now.
What do you do,...
Albert?
I work for Mr. Montrows, sir.
On the Hauptman Koenig presentation?
Mr. James? - NOT NOW!
Do you realize how important that presentation is?
The Queen of Philadelphia Society is gonna to be here.
The eyes...
of the entire city will be on that presentation.
And on this store and on me.
Do you understand?
Yes. - Have you learnt your lesson?
Yes, sir.
Good. You're fired.
For best effect, deploy neglect. Demand respect.
Deploy neglect. Demand respect.
Now.
I,...I'm Jason Williams and I -
think I'm supposed to report to you. I'm the new trainee.
Ah, well, lucky you.
Since we have open place Mr. Montrows stuff.
Just because Hauptman Koenig grab, it doesn't mean it have to be.
I'm going to the give life to this presentation.
Remember, the password is "Princess".
Stop! Swing!
Do you remember Miss Diana Ross
in the movie "Mahagony"?
Yeah?
Give me chick bones.
All give me deaf.
5 .. 6 .. 7 .. 8.
Mr. James is comming! Mr. James is comming!
Scatter! Bring down the curtains!
Montrows! Montrows! I need to talk to you!
The Wizard's not here. Go away. Go away.
Montrows!
Let me joke and kidding.
I'd like you to meet a new assistant.
What happened to Albert?
Albert, was a blemish on the face in "Prince & comp." I fired him.
Just like you did to those 18 other assistents?
Guess its' not use of worring about fashion plan around here, ha?
Ha, ha, ha! He's got a sence of humor.
I like it. We can use it around here.
No pickin'.
Why won't you let me see it? - Because I'm an artist.
You wouldn't want to interrupt the creative flow, won't you?
Montrows, this show...
will be elegant and emule.
Got it? No crazy stuff.
You have my word.
Fine.
The pursuit of excellence, beginns with elegance.
I haven't been elegant and emule since I graduated from finishing school.
Antre!
She's pretty.
What is over enchanted peasant girls stuff?
Oh, it's tipical old world tale.
Girl meets Prince.
Evil sorcerer turns girl into wood for thousend years,
Lord knows how. Wouldn't go becomes major turist attracts you?
Nah. It's pretty difficult already.
Would you like to try our new fragrances? - No, thanks.
Tabue. A mysterious.
Hit me again Gale.
You never buy Hollywood. - No, that is because I'm constantly evolving.
Put it right here Jason.
How about a gift for your girlfriend?
Oh, I don't have one.
So, you're looking?
Umm, for true love? Yeah. Sure.
True love is like the Loch Ness monster.
Everyone has heard of it but noone has ever seen it.
I have.
I don't know I think its some out there for everyone.
I couldn't agree more.
You just have to follow your heart.
And your nose.
Oh, my, my, my... Are we little coquette?
Forgive me if I'm wrong, but Jason, I think that if you ask Gale out,
she will probably say yes. Am I halucinating Gale?
Excuse me, I am beeping.
Pardon-moi. Put it right there, Jason.
Well...I...am free at Friday, Jason.
I am free too Gale.
Oh. Oh, I've rushed it.
I mean, looks like we are gonna working here together, why don't just...
you know... - Something terrible has happened.
The enchanted peasant girl has been in an accident.
Come on, we must go. Follow me.
Move yor butts.
Still free at Friday.
My little deeping top dare earing is gonna be slaying
if anything happens to that statue, those clothes or the royal jewels.
I am sure everything is gonna be fine.
Oh just talk about the jewels ..
I have these beads and baubles...
My men took all fame.
souvenirs from all Mr-s "Left behind Hollywood".
Always just so cheap and country.
Well, at least they thought enough of you to give you the gifts.
I bought them myself!
Someone please, kill me!
I dont want to live.
Breath or something. -Jesus!
The whole thing is gonna fall.
Get outta the track! - Be carefull!
The girl will the fall out. We must secure the doors.
All my years on the forsight, I've never seen somebody so stupid then you guys.
The signs read, keep right.
To end of the bridge!
Where the street is.
But, the peasant girl! - You gotta go. Get out!
Nooooo!
The girl!!!!!!
I'll save you.
Sure is not dead.
Where is Jacques Cousteau when you need him!
Get to our! She is ours! - Take it.
There are you!
Don't you ever touch the enchanted peasant girl!
Oh my hero!
You saved the presentation and my ebony ass.
I could swore she was real.
She is a mannequin!
I swore she was real.
She is the enchanted peasant girl.
Let me guess.
You must be the boys from Hauptman Koenig?
My, haven't even steroides.
We are to guard our national treasure.
And do the fabulous job.
Did you take the rest of wardrobe?
I thought Taylor did. - I thought you did.
Noooooooooo!
Bye, boys.
Jason, let's take the mannequin back to the store.
Yeah. We wouldn't wanna her to catch the cold.
They're so dump.
I just love that in a man.
This is the strangest thing that's ever happened to me.
Believe me, stranger things have happened.
Yeah. But not to me they happen.
Are you think these jewels are real?
Honey, this little country girl knows jewels,
And believe me, those are real.
It's your fault!
No! It's your fault!
We have to catch the ride!
I know how! Hey! Look!
I don't believe this! I don't believe it!
Wow! Hey!
Alright!
Yeah! Get in! Get in!
I told you it will work!
They come up!
Its all your fault! Its all your fault!
You got my note? Yes, Andy.
I've got it. - Well?
Look, you're very sweet
but you can't buy my car insurance.
Why not?
Andy, can I give you a little tip?
Car insurance is not very romantic.
Say that after major injury accident.
Andy, lets just leave that
we're friends.
Really? What kind of friends?
The kind, that we don't talk too much,
and never go out.
Excuse me. Just one sec...
You boys've been playing in kitty litter.
No! We are right from garbage track.
Have you seen the enchanted peasant girl?
No. But you can imagine me in different offer.
Ja. Come on! We have to find her.
Here. Have a little.
That's nice.
We have to get ourselfs a new cloth.
Ja, we do stink.
Why do you so nervous? You're made for each other.
Estell, this is Clark.
I command you to come to life!
I must be crazy.
Oh, yeah.
Here is definitely something wrong with me.
1.5 billion women in the world
and I'm trying to score with the statue .
Gesundheit! - Danke schon.
You're welcome.
My Prince! Stay...stay back!
Why are you running?
Why am i run... Why are you moving?!
Why she...gosh!
I saw you in the water and in the wass-wagon.
Water - that's it!
It was the toxins in the river.
They - do strange things to a brain.
Prince, why are you doing this?
You've lost your memory?
It is a dream!
It is I. Jesse, your true love.
You are real?
Of course, I am.
You're beginning to frighten me.
When was the last time we saw each other. I mean,
before little swimming today?
Just a few minutes ago on the bridge.
What bridge?
The one out of the castle. We were under way to be married.
Don't remember the soldiers and the sorcerer?
Legend is true!
What legend?
Umm, that sorcerer guy,
he put a curse on you.
You've...been frozen for thousend years.
Oh, my Prince William's always joking. - Yeah.
I'm not kidding. This is 20th Century.
20th? - Yeah. Umm...
Look!
Bet you've never seen one of these before?
Sure I have. Those are jester shoes.
Jester shoes...
Ummm, hey!
How 'bout one of these? - No. I'm not sure.
I guess, she's real.
Anything? - Nothing.
The Count will have us in tar and feather.
Yes.
Then he will torture us.
Hi.
No no no no. Just lie still.
You're ok?
I love you.
I am Jason Williamson.
of german town P.A. I am not the prince.
I don't care. Still live you.
You're still in the shock. Forever and ever...
I don't even know you.
Yes you do..
You just haven't realized yet.
You really do love me, don't you?
More then anyone is going to in your whole life.
It's you.
Who is that? - What is this place?
It's him.
The guy from the river.
What have you done with the enchanted peasant girl?
You guys are not suppose to be back in here.
I'm gonna have to call the security.
There she is.
That was the close one.
Not a word of this to the Count.
We don't want to get him upset.
Ja, ja, ja. If we don't go to the airport, to greet him, he will be upset.
Guys, you know...
You...She's just gonna be ok here.
I mean, we lock this up at night, and
it's very safe. - Ok, good. Lets go!
Lovely fellow.
Hey.
Who were they?
DON'T do that anymore.
What did they want with me?
You're a national treasure. Those are your personal guards.
I don't like them very much.
Whats that noise?
It's my stomach.
I haven't eaten for thousend years.
Come one, I know great place near where we can go to eat.
Oh, good. Do they have boiled weasel?
You won't be able to tell the difference.
And first thing we need to do is get you something to wear.
Do you remember this?
Sure. It's your necklace.
Right.
Hello! Hello!
So much fun!
The lights are beautiful!
Little person blinky, then you can walk?
Wow!
I love car! I love electricity!
I love America! How does it all work?
Well,...
thats gonna take a little longer to explain.
Here you go...
So?
What do you think? Is it better then weasel?
It's not as salty, but it's good.
It's best meal I had in a thousend years.
I will probably stay with you in other thousend too.
What's the crunchy stuff?
Not suppose to be any crunchy stuff.
It's a paper.
You..you're eating the wrapper. You don't need to chaw white stuff.
It's good.Try it. - No.
Thanks.
Listen. You, know, gonna need the place to stay.
I was thinking, you are welcome to stay at my house, really.
I mean, no catch. You'll need adress for Green Card, for job or...
What do you like to do?
Well, at first,..
I wanted to be shepherd.
Then, everytime i got the sheep,
I was sneezed.
So, then I tried weaving.
And I can read, in entire blanket.
In 17 months.
No! - That's pretty fast.
That's amazing!
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
Are you betroth?
Betroth?
Well, I was gonna tell you.
There is someone I've been seeing.
I will introduce to you, ok?
Harriette? Harriette, this is Jesse.
Jesse, this is Harriette, please. Don't embarrace me.
No, No!
It's not what you are thinking.
You are so suspicious.
She is terrible.
No. I'm...I'm...
not betroth to anybody.
Allright, people!
Give me an H! -H!
Give me an A!
People, where is your enthusiasm?
Everybody to move! Move!
Get out of the way! - Move! Move!
Give me an H!
H! - Give me an A!
A! Give me an U!
Uuu?
Count Gunther Spretzzel from Hauptmann Koenig,...
H-Koenig.
H...H...Koenig,
May I say, what a pleasure is this to... on behalf of...
...on behalf of "Prince and a...
...Company"
Why? What are you look at?
Nothing! Absolutely.
Nothing! Sorry! ...of behalf of
... "Prince & Co". May I say what a pleasure is to have you hair.
Wart! Here!
It's a pleasure to have you...
Here.
Count Sprietzzel,...
Spretzzel.
Pretty. May I present Hollywood Montrows,
our chief of visual merchandising and an artist in ever sence of the word.
He, is the gentlemen, who is in charge of display.
Did he put with his hands
on my statue?
Listen. Have you ever thought about putting a few african beads
It would be absolutely smashing.
Just a suggestion.
Count Spretzzel, I think you'll be pleased,
at our handling of your presentation.
Good.
Are you promise, that this will bring a tension to my country?
National publicity? - Good.
Because my tourism, you know... Income is down slightly.
We,...I don't know, we cross maybe,..umm
$52 and some change last year.
We would like to get addapt to maybe, I don't know, 3 digits next time.
Why do not charge it? Just see that face.
What did he say?
He said, he has such admiration for you grace.
Well, that's ok. - Good. Well your car is waiting.
It's...It's waiting.
Hollywood, just walk fast. I have importang meeting to go.
The Hair!
Are my accomodation's ready?
Oh, ja. The very best in the city. Take us to the IMCA.
And step on it!
Sleepers! Wow! Look at all the colors!
Something's never change.
OK. Stand right there.
Close your eyes.
Thats good. Turn around.
Smile.
Ok. Open your eyes.
Get me out of the box! -Shhh. It's ok. It's ok.
She's fine. She's little the Cheese Day.
You are ok. Look.
See, you are out of the box. I am sorry.
Sorry. - You saved my life. I'm so lucky.
Oh yeah. Guess we are both pretty lucky.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah. Come on here. Nice to see you again.
Oh, the crab do.That's good fellows. Come on and have a good time.
Oh definitely. Definitely!
Your boyfriend still in prison? -Yeah. - Good.
No, no, no, no. You go on. Look, just do as your friend.
You took a bus from New Jersey? Get out from 'ere.
Loose your boyfriend. You are in, dark.
My turning. - Step off Junior.
Let's go in here!
Oh, this...This is most exclusive club in the city.
I've tried to get in till it's opened.
No way! - Just too bad. Just for royalty, ha?
He, hey, hey, Goldenhair. Come here.
Girl where have you been all my life?
Frozen.
Come on here. Come on here.
Really? - Yeah. Come on here.
Hey! You and me dance little later.
Yeah.
Hey! What's this? Prime Night?
Take a high. I hate Taff Tuff.
I have to go in the trees.
The...The trees? - You know. Some place, private.
The Ladies room. Here. It's right over here.
Thank you. - I mean,...I'm stay here.
Sorry.
Hi.
That's really beautifull.
Passion pink. All guys love it.
You wanna try?
Thank you.
Look. You have to turn it. Like this.
Did you make that? - You never tried stick before?
No.
Well, you put it on you pat it on your lips,
and you do like this.
OK?
Oh, yeah. Everything's just fine.
Still here.
And what about... you know who?
Who? - Who?
The enchanted peasant girl, you idiot.
That's who. - Oh, ja.
Is she safe? - Ja. Yes, sir.
Ja, that's good.
It seem my plan is working.
We have successed to get her and the jewels out of Hauptmann Koenig.
In a few weeks, will be of to...Bermuda.
Bermuda! - Never to return to that ...
queen and that hamlet of country again.
What country is that?
Hauptmann H..H..Hoenig Stupid.
Sorry, honey. But bartender's never heard of yack's milk.
So I brought to you Peppsi, instead.
You wanna? - Yes, thanks.
It's diet soda. No calories, no sugar, no caffeine.
Yes, we have something like that call water.
This is easier to find.
Climb up this place.
Good.
Ummm...do you... do you wanna dance?
I'd love to.
Alright! Let's go.
Hi handsom! He's cute.
Yeah!
Hello, beauty. - Hello.
Are you a general? - I'm another republic. You wanna dance, baby?
I already have a man.
Come on! Move your feet!
Ok.
That's it.
Are you under some kind of spell?
Come on Jesse. Follow me. - I am trying.
Wait! Wait!
That's not dancing! That's not dancing!
This is dancing.
I've danced alone thousend of times,
to songs that noone else could even hear
I've reached to the flame of love
I couldn't hold it, and disappeared
I have lived to learn to hate the blues
I lived with everything, but you
I can not believe my eyes I see you here!
Now, are you comfortable?
I am as comfortable as can be in front of a camera .
Come on. You are not at national television.
This is just your own personal dating video cassette.
Now! Relax! We are rolling. Ok. What is your name?
I am,...Mr. Jones.
Good. Very good. Mr. Jones, what is that you do for a living?
Well, I am manager for major
dogs...pet... major pet store.
Now. Tell me what is the most exciting thing that ever happened to you.
That would be knee surgery.
You know, I think we should take a different track.
Is this your cotage? - Yeah.
Your mother must be very wealthy lady.
Well, that's a matter of fact. She has her own business. But...
We don't want to discuss it here, ok?
Just...be very quiet.
Here is our dating dossier.
You just look on the category that you are interesting in:
age, range, personality
for friends it is all in list...
You are home late. - Yeah. I...
stopped at look at apartment.
Well, it wouldn't be end of the world if you stay here.
This is a perfectly nice... normal home.
Mom. I'm a big boy now. I need to be on my own. Ok?
Good night.
What are you doing?
I've...change my mind. I made terrible mistake.
You don't know me. I've never been here.
You've never seen me.
I've never, ever been. I'm sorry.
Here some...$10...cassette. I'll pay that. Send me the bill.
This is a palace.
I love the 20th Century!
The painting is so real.
It must have been done by an great artist.
It's a snap shoot.
Taken by uncle Bob. That's my dad.
He - passed away after that was taken.
You both have the same smile.
Wish I have the snap shoot of my family.
I miss 'em so much.
Yeah.
I know what you mean.
You know, sometimes, I can picture myself.
Back in your time. Prince.
Alone in a strange land, armed only with my sword,
taking on the world for a...
Heh, just a fantasy.
No, you are a prince.
As great and valiant as ever were.
So glad I'm not alone anymore.
Never gonna leave you alone.
Good night.
You are cooking? Whats the occasion?
I am hungry. - Aha.
And, by the way.. who's in the bathroom?
Friend. No questions, please.
I always respect your privacy.
Did you sleep with this friend? - No I slept on the coutch, thank you.
And mom, thanks for respecting my privacy.
No problem. Where did you meet her. - At work.
She's a model,...
Ummm...foreign. I think from...Bavaria.
Bavaria? Me and your father always had a royal Bavarian blood.
Of course, he also claimed that he's Harward graduated.
The only one who ever worked at is fish market.
Did you ever hear about prince William?
No. But I'm sure I'd like to meet one.
Am I gonna meet her? - No.
It's like him.
Jesse.
Good morning, Jesse.
You stop doing that. I get off your kidding or not.
Jesse?
Hello? Oh, no.
Come on, Jesse. Come on.
You are real. Yes you are.
Come on. Come on, baby, come on.
Don't! Don't be a dummy now!
Come one, please. So hard .
I suppose, I'm talking to a dummy.
I was dancing with the dummy. Breakfast! Come on! Eat!
Oh, God!
Come on, honey.
Jason, what are you doing?
This is the girl you brought last night?
It's not what you are thinking, mom.
And you were watching on apartment?
I mean,...that...
Wanna something else?
Either of you? - No, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Darling, I need the banner over here.
Thats look smashing fellows. You are doing wonderfull job.
Hollywood, you got the second?
Always have time for man in uniform.
How can I get Gail from perfumes to get notice me?
Oh, my Andy I am flattered of all the people here in "Prince&Co",
you've chosen counsel from the Gangster of Love.
Noone else have any ideas.
Gail over perfume? Andy,...
She is not good enough for you.
You have made all in just past weeks, and all she has done is
to ignore you. She omited you, and treated like dirt on the ground.
So what do you think? To buy chocolate or something?
Jewelry, baby. Jewelry. - Jewelry?
Yeah. What kind? - There is one kind, Andy.
Expensive.
But, Andy. I think you should ignore her.
That always seems to work best.
Play hard to get. Thanks old boy.
Now I can count on you! - Oh, Andy,...
And, when you get a chance, I think you need to visit a Minister of Style.
Oh, umm, Montrows,...
the Count is here to preview the display.
Well, I'm not superstitious, but are you should suppose to be at the day light?
Get back.
Hollywood really is genius. He designed for "Prince&Comp." map.
In fact, he's responsible for... - I dont care.
About these nose hair.
He's nothing. - Well, it hurts.
I want to see enchanted peasant girl.
Now!
Right this way, your Assholiness.
Did he say...? - He said...
This room is A total mess.
Please. - Ah. That's OK.
You know, Count, You should try lighten' up.
Not thinking so seriously.
Learn to enjoy life for
Voila!
She's gone! - Where is she?
Where is she???
Parry? Patty?
Search the store! Everybody!
We must found her. And if we don't found her...
I will personally
chop off you hands and for the rest of your life
in the dark room with...rats.
Big ugly rats! And that is scaring, believe me.
Hold the rats, Your Nuisanceness.
Here she comes. Jason?
Jason? Come on.
Excuse me.
Why you...?
Why you dress her in this?
In these vulgar cloth, a? - Trash!
It's absolute trash!
Wait, just a second. That's,...
from our exclusive junior Miss designer collection.
Good. - Plugging our stores merchandise.
Well done, Williamson!
You are like the son I never had.
And I really never wanted.
This is insult of my entire kingdom.
She is not to be touched. Again.
Weeee....
shall met
before some place, not, maybe yes?
I think I would remembered.
Well, lets get bussy.
We have presentation.
Yes, perhaps you should see the rest of the store?
No. No, I would like to be alone here for a moment, please.
You heard what the Count said. Move!
Everybody to get out! Move!
Oh, my darling.
My darling, very soon,...
very soon you'll be alive.
I wait for that moment as...
as that's the greatest day in one thousend year.
Get out of the way.
Well, he's a real charmer.
Probably goes fangs at night.
Would you like a cappuccino?
No, thanks. - I better get to work.
I don't know what happened last night.
I don't even know if you are real.
If you can hear me, I want you to come back.
I need you to come back, Jesse.
Oh he's in love. Who is Jesse?
Her.
Oh, Jason.
Hear that?
Oh. Now, we do not fall in love in empty things unless, of course,
that dad is a rich.
And in this case her dad is a dead wood, so forget about it.
But last night,...the most amazing thing happened.
What?
Nah. Forget it.
Nothing happened.
Ok, well, in that case, why don't you run down to store wardrobe
and get the rest of wardrobe. Someone is got a glimps on this presentation.
You little. What have you done with my protégé?
I tell you what.
You let me borrow this fierce necklace,...
and all is forgiven.
Oh me, oh my, I am in loved with you, baby.
How got I back in here?
What's that?
Who's there?
Hello?
Are you looking at me?
Must be. There's no one else here.
Get back body De Niro.
Look at me. How about this one?
Oh, I like it! Hey! Look at this one!
Ah that's nice. Good at you eyes. Ja
Ja? - Hallo.
All you look very cute. Come here. Come on.
Come, come here.
We are something, ha? - Oh, you are really, really somthing. Yes.
Really something, ha.
I want to take hat... and put right over your face.
You !dots! idots! Idots!
Now get out of here. And go guard the girl.
Would you like to try Black Force Two?
It's Hauptman Koenig special.
Oh, thank you.
That's smell reminds my on my old friend Inga
Poor, poor Inga.
What happened to her? - She was eaten by a boar.
Wel, oh, you know Jason.
Jason? Oh, yes. He let me sleep in bad last night.
He did? Oh, well...
If you don't mind asking,
how was it? - Wonderfull.
He showed me things I never would imagined in a thousand years.
I must go find him.
Wanna to take that wart out of his face and make him eat it.
He could be anywhere. Hey!
You, fancy guy! What do you do with that necklace?
This is property of Hauptmann Koenig.
And they are not for you to play.
Dress her and go. - And if we ever
ever catch you... Listen!
The girl is gone again.
What have you done with her?
Just let mi figure out what am I doing on the floor.
And I'll get back to you. Ok?
The necklace is here,
but the enchanted peasant girl is gone.
You don't think this really is something to curse thing. - Is it true?
We have blown our trip to Bermuda! - Bermuda!
We must tell to the count. - Egon.
You tell him.
You are hurting me. That's my earing.
Phone call for Count Sprietzell. urgent.
Please pick up any customer phone.
Spretzzel.
That's good. - Count Spretzel,
Hello, you're just my magnificence...
Shut up, Spretzzel! I've been looking for you.
Here I am, your Queen of Greatness.
I told you I didn't want city publicity tour.
Specially now, when the weather is so beautifull.
Also, somone has stolen our precious crown jewel, Spretzzel.
Heads will roll, do you hear me?
Your and those IDIOTS you have brought with you.
What?
Your Majesty, I am sorry, I can't,...
...our connection is... - Are you listening to me?
...fadding your Majesty.
It's fadding...
It's fadding away. I can't hear you anymore.
Your breast smell like... What!?
Dear Count, your enchanted peasant girl is...
is missing
again?!
Please, do not hit us.
Find her NOW!
Hello.
You know, we can make your home looked just as nice.
I dont have a home. - Oh.
It's been nice talking to you.
My friend Jason would love furniture like this.
Meow! Hello, again!
This is his picture.
His picture? Yes.
Well, yes.
He looks like he could use really nice furniture.
But, I have no silver.
Oh, nobody uses cash anymore.
We'll just put it on his employee accounts.
What exactly do you want and where would you like?
Oh, it must be soon.
I don't know how much longer I'll stay alive.
Ah. Too bad.
Well, I have delivery date this morning.
Oh, good. - We can have deliver then? And,
who knows - you may still be alive.
It must be from something I ate. No more sushi at 3:00 A.M.
What's the matter, Holly?
Not sure about it, man. I'm just not sure.
I just get back to my trip to Ozz. - Where is Jesse?
I don't know. - What do you mean you don't know.
She was here. And when I got back from Wonderland, she was gone.
Find her. She can be in a trouble!
Hold on! You said you wanted to tell me about last night. What happened?
She came to life.She was alive. It's all curse thing it's true...
Can't explain. We...We ate.
We walked around. We were dancing.
Now you thing I'm nuts. - I Certainly don't!
This is happen before. I believe you.
You do? - Yes. And we better hurry up
and find her because those goody guys are looking for her too. Come on!
Go!
I can't believe it!
Arnold! Egon! Come here!
Look! The girl!
She's alive! She's moving!
It's impossible! - Yes. It's her!
She know us.
Come! Go!
Is that for sure?
Can I help you?
Could you make me look different?
Funny. We can change your whole life.
No no no. It is...
It is HIM!
It is him. I knew I know that guy some place.
It is Prince William cursed the ages!
Her Count! Count Spretzzel!
Count Spretzzel, she's come to life.
The enchanted peasant girl's alive.
That is impossible! It can't be noch!
She'll be mine tomorrow, calculating precisely,
you know, the exact moment.
Someone has removed her necklace.
Maybe she has found true love?
I want,
see that guy down there? I want to kill him.
I want to hurt him and I want to eliminate him, NOW. GO! NOW!
No one, no one is mess with Count Spretzzel!
And his love life.
No! No! What are you doing?
No one is mess with Count Spretzzel.
I'll shoot you,I'll shoot you, not through mouth, not through eye
but through the heart.
Anything? - No, not a trace.
I thought Cupid aimed for the heart.
I'll get you this time my little sweety pie.
What the...? - Hit the deck!
I learnt this on the marine.
You were in the marines? - Yes. They were looking for
a few good men. So was I.
Ok. We better split up. - Where have I heard that before?
Get down, honey! Get down!
It's down.
Take the second floor. I'll take the floor.
There he is!
What a fit! And no wrinkles.
It's poliester. - Poliester.
What plant is that from? - Umm...
The New Jersey one. Will this be cash or charge?
Who uses cash these days?
Jesse! - Jason!
Jason! - Slaught him!
I'll be right back.
This time we'll really kill him.
Jason!
Jason, come on!
Aaaa! Stop her!
Are you ok? I never tought I'll see you alive again.
What? - I said I never thought see you alive again.
I can't hear!
Look out!
Keep going! Keep going!
Get out! Get out! - Hold on!
You're OK? - Look out for the window!
Throw out of the window? - No! No!
Jason! - Jesse!
I can't stop it! - Use the breaks!
Next to pedals!
Jesse! Look out!
Hey! Hey! Come on! To the store!
Whats was happening.
What the hack is going on here?
Find that boy has stolen the enchanted peasant girl!
Montrows! Montrows!
Your new assistent - where is he?
Lets go.
Wait! Wait! Wait one minute.
We are going to follow fancy boy.
Get me out of this armour!
She has great sense of direction!
Look your mother gave me all these peoples lives!
Jesse. I was scared I was never gonna see you again.
My love was stolen once before, but it's never gonna happen again.
Nothing will become between us.
Could you do that again, please?
Where did all this furniture come from?
It's my gift to you. - You bought it?
Yeah.
With little magic card.
Ouch!
Ok. Look, we have to get out of here.
We gotta go out of here. - Wait! wait!
Where we going? - Anywhere, we just have to get out of here.
Wait. I love you.
What is that?
It's too late. Just stay here. OK?
Don't worry. - Just don't,
Again. - Ok, just...just...
Jason! He is comming! - What's going on? - Where is she?
That is him. The peasant girl must be here.
You are in big trouble, pal.
Search this house. - Check out the back.
Nobody escape me.
I will look up the stairs.
Hey, no! You can't get up there!
Don't ever, ever, touch the Count, OK?
If I wanna go up the stairs, I go up stairs.
My feel is go up the stairs now.
You have the right remain silent. Anything you say can be used...
It's you!
Don't be afraid to use the gun.
You can't threaten my son!
Is everything allright?
Everything is just perfect. - Sorcerer!
Oh, my little sweety pie. You have to come with me, because...
We must fullfill our destiny.
I love Jason. You can't make me go with you.
Here now.
My lovely...
You've been stealing furniture from us. Shame!
I didn't steal it. She bought it for me.
Who? The enchanted peasant girl? - Yes.
You are sort of a psycho.
And I think I even gave you my flower.
Oh, look. There's your mains queez.
Jesse! Come on! Let her go! She's real! I swear!
Oh, my God!
He's in love with a dummy!
Wait, wait, honey. I will do that. - Ok. We have what we come, right?
Now. To the airport. Quick!
Just one little minute. Count, we have presentation tomorrow afternoon.
I know that, but...
And we have a contract that you are not going to break.
I know that, but...
Grab the dummy!
The other dummy.
Easy! Easy! Easy! - Allright. It's allright
Must be very, very gentle.
Necklace!
That's it! That's it what it use it! Take the necklace off! She's real, I swear.
Take it off!
Yes. And I'm Rumpelstitkin.
No! No! It's true! - Come on!
It's true. No one could make up such story except, perheps, someone like myself?
And Count, please, don't worry about pretty little wart...face about all this
We have some very large armed gentlemen to guard her.
Tomorrow afternoon, she'll be all yours.
Thank you so much.
I never had this problem...
Too much red meat.
Come on.
So.
All we have to do is wait the end of presentation,
and they would hand us a...girl.
And it's...to Bermuda. - Bermuda!
Shut up. Shut up.
Go go go ...
I am sorry, madam, to have takken all your time.
Once again I'm holding the bat!
Oh. Nothing personal.
I'm here to pick one of man and take him down town.
We are down town.
I mean down down town. Way, way down.
He's gonna digging trees for years.
Who are you? - Step sergeant Mantrows, sir.
Butch Mantrows.
What do you want with the prisoner? - He took the powder..how's the word?...
That's it.
He's gonna be at court at 25:00.
You got a name? - Step sergeant Butch Mantrows.
Not yours. The prisoners.
Williamson, sir. Jason Williamson.
The nuts with dummy? - I know, it's sad, isn't it?
Hey, Al. Take this guy down to the holding cell.
Give him 3 0 7. You know, "the dummy kid".
Thank you, sir!
Hey!
You didn't sign these.
So sorry.
Jason Williamson. Gotta friend of yours here.
Williamson, follow me.
I hope this will works.
Hey!
Let's moving.
Hold it right there!
Run, Jason!
Get back here! - Stop right there!
So sorry!
The car! - Stop!
Go!
Mom? - Come on.
What kind of kid did I rised? You get cops on your tail.
Keep your head down!
I have to save her, Hollywood!
They are guarding her like Fort Knox, but,
hold on, this old bosses ass has a plan.
Sheila Barberstein and her sister. - Sheilas father is marvelous guy.
Nice to see you.
Well, Count.
May I call you Gunther?
No, no.
Everything seems to be going very smoothly.
Well, I hope that it's stay that way.
Yes. Well I personaly intended that everyt .. t ..
Oh, my God. "Tinorama", Philadelphia.
You know what that means?
We'll be swamp with teenagers.
It's terrible, sir. - No, that's wonderfull, you tall twit.
Teenagers are consumers that spend hard cash.
Take a memo: Mark everything at junior department up to 10%.-15%.
I want to be sure that "Prince and Co." banner will be prominently displayed on...
... will be prominently displayed on screen at all time.
Relax, I'm not the director.
Is it someone I can talk to who will give me a little respect here?
I doubt it.
Thanks a lot. Gotta vale.
Hey, anytime. Anytime you want a job.
Good luck. - Oh, carefull !!
Ladies and gentlemen, the show is about to begin.
I must say: I did not think that you could pull this off.
It is very, very dignified.
Well, thank you, sir.
When it comes to dignity, I am the master.
Yes. Fine.
Then you reach perfection, when you zapp up your fly.
I'm just kidding. It's count Spretzzels joke.
Is everything in readyness for a immediately departure?
Transplatation has been arranged. - Very good. Very good indeed.
I don't know if you can hear me, but, if you can,
I want you to care very good at Jason.
He's a prime catch.
And you are very, very lucky...
...Mannequin. - Hey. To whom are you talking to?
Just wishing her a luck.
She's the star of the Show, you know.
What are you doing here. You are 10 mins late...
Uuuu, I just love your hair!
Thank you.
Here. It's yours.
Wrong style, honey. - Do you really think we can hold it all?
Of course me, amigo. You'd better get going.
Come on, girls. Let's be in a minute. Let's go!
Lights! The excitement!
Show business is my life.
Ah, excuse me. I am Muriel Don Williamson.
You ... You call this dignified?
Well, I think it's Hipp, you know.
Once upon a time, a peasant girl was victim of a crime.
Was frozen ever since, she dared to love the handsome prince.
Is that so wrong?
But, alas, a thousand years has passed,
since that spell from hell
had been cast.
Where is she?
Today, my friends,
that spell again,...
Ladies and Gentlemen!
"Prince & Co" is proud to presents:
Our beloved, enchanted peasant girl!
And, here to free her forever,
with kiss of life,
The Prince!
That's my kid!
Stop this music! Stop this nonsence!
I will not...I will not let it continue!
Count!
No one! No one treat my culture like this!
Count! - Ouch!
Someone stop this fool, before I strike him with this mycrophone!
He is about to ruin my presentation!
Get him out of here!
Let's go!
Outrageous!
Go ahead! Laugh, laugh and have a fun, my little stupid Americans.
Boo-hoo to you too. Because, this party is now over.
And I am taking my peasant girl and getting out of here!
Unhand that damesel!
I command you to step aside.
Are you kidding me or what?
She belong to me.
She's a living soul. She belongs to no one.
Then! We will settle this like a man!
Come on, Jason! For love and honor!
Come on, Count! For money and Bermuda!
Shut up!
I've come from a long line of offensers. I have royal Bavarian blood.
Which I...will be happy..to shed!!!
As I wait, one thousand year for this moment.
And no pitzquick like you is going to interfere
with a destiny, ha.
Juste, ha!
Look so painfull.
Good.
Jason! - Everything is gonna be OK.
Come on... You must be kidding! That's not fair!
So, I cheat! Sue me!
This is my store! My presentation of career! How dare you!
I'm in trouble! Get the doctor on the double!
Stop it! Stop it!
This fairy tales gone further enough, ha?
Come here, my dear. - No! - No!
Look! Look!... Look at this! Come here! Come on.
Don't you move! You move!
Come on! That's it.
Nobody move.
Come on!
He's not going away with this!
I'm just behind you!
Come on! Come on! - Let me go!
Do you want necklace again? Come on!
Gentlemen, get out of the away!
Want you come back! Come back!
I'll take this right one! - Come on!
Gentlemen, leave them to me!
That's extra firm hole too.
He's taking her to the roof. Come on! Take the stairs!
Must we?
I'll watch the goons.
Down to your bellies. NOW.
Andy! Your so forcefull!
I do not believe it!
Let me go!
Why don't you take helicopter. What you do?
I thought this will be more romantic.
More romantic!? Get out with you, idiot!
Stand aside! Dancing strenghten the legs.
Stop it!
Jason! - Go ahead!
Make my day! - Only one little gun!
Honey, I am from North Philadelphia!
What do you doing? - It stuck.
Stand back!
I'll take care of this. - No, Hollywood.
This is my job.
You're not gonna take her to Hauptmann Koenig, Spretzzel!
I won't alow it!
Let her go!
Hauptmann Koenig? That doubled You crazy! We are on way to Bermuda!
Look out!
Allow me.
Jason! - No Jason for you.
Jesse!
I guess I win! Right?
Jason!
That must be veeery painfull.
Nevertheless. We are finnaly alone at last in this little baloon.
How about little...
Leave me alone!
Don't ever-ever, resist a Count!
No!
Yes, you want me! - Stop it! Get away!
Spretzzel! You let her go! Jason loves her!
Come one my princess, you must learn to obeying me! - Stop it!
Not if I have anything to say about it!
I can't do it.
Good. Good. That's very good.
Guess what? I can.
No!
Let him go! - Down my little prince, down you go.
Bye, bye, my little prince.
In one thousend years on the single day, only a true love will make take the curse away.
No!
Jason! It works!
Oh, no!
Count! I can't believe it!
We blowed up trip to Bermuda!
Wait! If we be put him back together, and find him a true love,
he will becoming back to life.
Wait! Look out!
Get back!
NOOOOOOOO!
My prince! - My princess!
For ever! - And ever.
And that was the Legend about Count Spretzzel.
Of course, nobody really believes in.
Now, if you come this way, I'll show you our Hall of Galoshes.
JUST MARRIED
THE END