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你好 以利亚 Hi. Elijah?
正是我 别 That's my name, don't wear it--
不安感 第三季 第一集
给 美女 Here you go, gorgeous.
谢谢 路易斯 Thank you, Louis.
你这也几天真是把我宠坏了 You've really been spoiling me these last couple of days.
我本来打算今早还要宠你的 Well, I was gonna spoil you a little bit more in the morning,
但我醒来的时候你已经不在了 but you were gone when I woke up.
今天是最后一天 You know, it's the last day.
我得来沙滩上抢好位置 I had to get this good spot on the beach.
那个 可以不用结束的 Look, um... this doesn't have to end.
再过几周我会去洛杉矶 I'll be in L.A. in a few weeks.
你有签证吗 Oh. You got a visa?
我是辛辛那提的 I'm from Cincinnati.
抱歉 Oh. Sorry.
你知道我昨晚在这吗 Hey, did you know I was here last night?
知道 Yeah.
好的 Ok.
乔安想找人打电话去问问这些学校 Hey. Joann wants someone to make these check-in calls.
-你不打吗 -是的 - And you're not gonna do 'em. - Nah.
怎么这么多划掉的 What's with all the cross-outs?
有的学校把我们解雇了 Something about schools firing us or something like that.
没人在乎 No one cares.
你好 我是学习卫士的伊萨 好 我等着 Hi, this is Issa from We Got Y'All-- yep, I'll hold.
-肯 你有去跟进 -没问题 - Ken, did you follow up on-- - I got it.
你一向如此 最可靠了 You always do. My go-to guy.
就是来看看 Hey. Just checking in.
这是我第一通电话 所以还没搞砸 It's my first call, so haven't messed up yet.
抱歉 Sorry.
你知道我讨厌监视 但她执意要我来 You know I hate having to spy, but she's insisting.
你有和乔安谈过吗 Hey, have you had a chance to talk to Joanne
关于我何时能再出外勤 about when I might be back in the field?
没 No.
她最近压力很大 充满负能量 She has been so stressed and negative lately,
就像 "好的 算了" it's like, "OK, Noanne."
我刚开始在新岗位上工作 You know, I just started my new position,
我暂时不太想破坏现状 and I don't feel comfortable rocking the boat right now.
-抱歉 -没事 - I'm sorry. - No, yeah.
你从哪儿找来的这些人 哥们 Where the fuck you find these people, brah?
不管她唱得如何 你都可以补救的 No matter how she sounds, you can fix all that.
加上一些额外的乐器 重点是歌词 Add some extra instruments. Focus on the lyrics.
好吧 OK.
我不想再帮你了 这些唱得太烂了 I'm done hooking you up. All these weak-ass artists.
我还得为这破玩意出钱 And you got me paying for this shit out of my pocket.
哥们 会以其他方式成功的 Bro, it's gonna pay off in other ways.
斯派德是她表哥 You know, Spyder's her cousin.
-骗人 -真的 - Lies, nigga. - Bro, for real.
真的吗 我一直想把我的东西给他听听 For real? I been trying to get my shit to that nigga.
我就是这个意思 That's what I'm sayin'.
有我呢 I got you.
你们觉得怎么样 So, what y'all think?
耳目一新的感觉 I never heard anything like it.
我有时会写歌 I do be writin' sometimes.
那裤子是我给她买的 I bought her those pants.
你好 我是莫莉 我喜欢安静乘车 Hi, my name is Molly, I enjoy a silent ride.
所以请闭嘴 只管开车 So please shut the fuck up and drive.
贱人 你还不快到前面来 Bitch, if you don't get your ass up here...
欢迎回来 Hi! Welcome back!
好 我看到你了 OK, I see you!
你看着像棕色脆脆的MM豆 Like a brown, crispy M&M.
说到这个 你想吃点免费赠送的糖果吗 Speaking of which, would you like some complimentary candy?
不了 谢谢 No, I'm good, thank you.
无意冒犯 No shade,
但你的车闻起来还是像呕吐物 but your car still smells like throw-up.
你等着 我都会写在评价里 Trust, my rating will reflect all of this.
我不在乎 等我接完这个单 Don't care. I did one ride,
我就不开来福车了 and I Lyfted up outta here.
我可不喜欢这种生活 I am not about that life.
我不怪你 赶紧停了吧 Girl, I don't blame you. Quit that shit.
你需要休息 You need a break.
妞 我去哪儿休息 Girl, a break where?
不是每个人都能换工作 自由度假 We can't all switch jobs and take vacations.
我想起来了 我想给你带点度假阳具 That reminds me. I wanted to bring you some vacation dick,
不过给你买了这个 but I got you this instead.
让我想到你干巴巴的逼 It reminded me of your dry-ass pussy.
贱人 我对你真是无话可说 Bitch, I'm not gonna tell you nothin' else.
他当着你的面跟人上床吗 So, he's fuckin' bitches right in front of you?
-不是当着我的面 -太不要脸了 - Not right in front. - That's fucked up.
他明知你们有交情 He knows y'all go back.
你确定你们之间没情况吗 我可不信 You sure y'all not doin' nothin'? 'Cause you be lying.
你问问我干巴巴的逼 完全没有 According to my sandy-ass pussy: No, bitch.
我就想多赚点钱 I'm just focused on getting this money
这样就能离开这里了 so I can get up outta there.
已经两个礼拜了 And it's been two weeks already.
你当初就应该跟我一起住 You should've just stayed with me.
不了 你记得05年我去你家住的时候吗 Nah, girl. Remember that week I stayed with you back in '05?
你就承认打碎了我的花瓶 Just say you broke my vase,
-不就没事了 -我去的时候就坏了 - and we're cool. - It was broke when I got there!
好了 我不想看你的斜眼 OK, I don't need your side-eye.
我没斜眼看你 Front-eye.
我跟你说吧 Let me tell you right now.
这次去度假让我想清了一切 This whole vacation put everything in perspective for me.
-我整个人都升华了 -洗耳恭听 - I'm on some next-level shit. - I'm listening.
度假时认识的那帅哥想来洛杉矶和我继续 So vacation bae was trying to kick it with me in L.A.,
我让他滚远点 "屁 你就是个海滩炮友" and I had to put him in his lane. "Bloop! You beach dick."
昆汀想跟我玩异地恋什么的 Quentin was trying to do some long-distance shit,
我说 "噗 你就待在芝加哥" and I said, "Blip! Stay in Chicago."
我的新工作想克扣我的福利 And my new job was trying to front on my benefits,
我说 "呸 医保我要定了" and I said, "Blam! You better give a bitch a PPO."
你又是屁又是噗又是呸的 So you bloopin' and blippin' and blappin'?
我火力全开 婊子 And blammin', bitch.
我现在简直就是身心全部净化 I'm on some "Know better, do better" shit.
厉害 That's dope.
我觉得我的生活现在非常小心翼翼 I feel like my whole life is on some tip-toe shit right now.
我什么事都不敢说 Like, I can't speak up about anything.
-你随时都能找我聊天 你知道吧 -知道 - You know you can always talk to me, right? - Yeah.
对了 你要不要 So hey, you gonna
跟你男朋友德罗也来一个"身心净化" "Know better, do better" with your boyfriend Dro?
我们是炮友 噗 他有老婆 呸 Fuck buddy. Blip! He has a wife. Blap.
我们之间已经不是恋人关系了 It's not like that with us anymore.
无所谓 反正我很讨厌那家伙 啵 Whatever, I hate that nigga now. Bloop!
你看 你说都说不对 See? You don't even do it right.
你真打算假装没打碎我的花瓶吗 So you just gonna act like you didn't break my vase?
我他妈没碰你花瓶 I didn't do shit to your vase!
你就承认吧 女性活得比男性艰难 Just admit that women have it harder than men
然后就不打赌了 and our bet is off.
打开吧 Open up.
我是闻到烤乳鸽了吗 Do I smell bougie pigeon?
克里斯 我不是说了别从冰箱进我家吗 Chris, what did I tell you about comin' in my house through the fridge?
打我啊 Booya!
你别逼我过去 Don't make me come over there!
莉莉安 Hey, Lilian.
你好吗 洁达 What up, Jada?
丹尼尔舅舅 你知不知道... Uncle Daniel, did you know--
别抬头 吉他在衣柜里 Head down. Guitar's in the closet.
对了 我明天得去片场 Oh, and I have to be on set tomorrow,
所以我得把洁达放在你家 so I'm gonna need Jada to stay at your spot.
几点 What time?
因为伊萨还住在那儿 'Cause you know, uh, Issa's still there.
靠 还要住多久 Damn! How much longer?
再住两星期 Another two weeks.
干嘛 What?
你的女友 叫什么来着 And, uh, ol' girl-- what's her name?
凡妮莎 她不生气吗 Vanessa? She ain't trippin'?
她为什么要生气 不是那么回事 Why would she? It's not like that.
你想太多了 那事已经结束了 Oh, you're putting way too much on it. That door closed.
是谁结束的 Who closed it?
洁达 大人的事你别管 低头 Jada. Stay out of grown folk's business. Head down.
我就是说说 她有那么多地方可去 I'm just sayin', of all the places she could've stayed,
偏要住在你家 she chose your spot.
我就是来拿吉他而已 Look, I just came here for this guitar.
晚点见 See y'all later. Mwah.
回见 See you later. Mwah.
那到时谁照看洁达 伊萨还是凡妮莎 So who's gonna watch Jada? Issa or Vanessa?
姑娘 我把你头发都编错了 Damn, girl, I braided your hair all kinds of wrong.
你们准备好了吗 Niggas, are you ready?
-我只是在... -你只是在... - I was just, uh... - You were just...
不 我才没有这样 Nah. I didn't even look like that.
有人喝多了哦 Someone's been drinkin'.
我本来卡住了 然后... I was-- I was stuck on something, and then...
又理顺了 I got unstuck.
其实能不能给我也来点 Actually, can I have some of that?
好 Yeah.
原来弹吉他的是你吗 That's been you playing guitar?
我注意到你的歌里有现场乐器 'Cause I noticed the live instruments on your track.
-干嘛 -没什么 - What? - Nothin'. I mean...
就是你注意到这一点 挺有意思的 that's just funny that you noticed that.
我常注意到事情的 我善于观察 I notice shit. I'm observant.
-你善于观察 -是啊 - Oh, you observant? - Mm-hmm.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
我的上衣是什么颜色的 What color shirt am I wearing?
有条纹吗 Uh, it got stripes?
我不... Oh, I don't--
抱歉 我们不该这么做 I'm sor-- Ah, I don't think we should do this.
我想我们... No, I just think we...
知道不该做蠢事 know better?
我不懂 伊萨 I'm confused, Issa.
你有那么多地方可去 却偏偏住在了我这 Out of all the places that you could've stayed, you stayed with me.
没错 但是... Yeah, I did, but...
-不是为了这个 -但这不是唯一的原因吗 - not for this. - But isn't it always this?
你就是在暗示 You were just low-key dropping hints
我在上其他人 about me fucking somebody else.
我不在乎你上谁 I don't care who you fuck.
我就想你提醒我一下 我好回避 I just want a heads-up so I don't have to be here.
你到底来干嘛 Why are you here?
因为我需要一个地方落脚 'Cause I needed a place to stay.
而且你家离我公司很近 And you're close to work.
我以为我是以朋友身份借住的 I thought I was staying here as a friend,
你也知道我们无论如何都还是朋友 and you know we always at least had that.
是的 Yeah.
这... These...
杯子好沉 glasses are so heavy.
我好累 现在是夏令时了吗 I'm tired. Is it... daylight savings time?
已经进入夏令时了吗 Did that happen already?
我想死你了 Oh, I missed you.
你今天有什么计划 What you got planned today?
我得给我的新律所打个电话 Mmm. I gotta call with my new firm.
我们还在协商我的合同 We're still negotiating my contract.
好的 莫莉老板 Oh. OK, Boss Molly.
是的 Yep.
你想我先去做早餐吗 You want me to make breakfast first?
-好啊 -是吗 - Ooh, yeah. - Yeah?
等我一下 Excuse me one sec.
坎蒂丝
不 我还在莫莉家 No, I'm still at Molly's.
对 好的 Yeah. OK.
好的 我会打回给你的 All right, I'll call you back.
我可以做薄饼 I can make pancakes.
听着 Listen, um,
我们得说清楚 we need to decide
我们到底是不做爱的朋友 whether we're friends who don't have sex,
只做爱的炮友 or acquaintances who just have sex.
因为其他的关系都太模糊不清 Because anything otherwise, it's muddy,
然而我需要界限 and I need boundaries.
好吧 好吧 OK. All right.
那你觉得我们应该怎么做 What do you suggest we do, then?
我们只做爱 就这样 We fuck. And that's it.
不打电话 不约会 不过夜 No phone calls, no dates, no spending the night,
不要给我做薄饼 no fuckin', then trying to make pancakes.
-但我们都喜欢薄饼 -蠢货 - But we love pancakes. - Nigga.
好吧 Well... OK.
好 Yeah.
行 That's fine.
你的意思是现在 Oh, you mean like now.
好吧 Ok.
听到这事我很遗憾 I'm so sorry to hear that,
欧文副校长 我能问为什么吗 Vice Principal Irving. Can I ask why?
我们已经决定要和另一个 We've decided to link up with a different organization
更适合我们学生的机构合作 that we feel better suits our students.
而且你知道你们公司的标志是种族歧视的吧 And you know your logo's racist, right?
你们得做得更好才行 Y'all need to do better.
我很抱歉 感谢你的反馈 I'm sorry. Thank you for your feedback.
你好 我叫伊萨 Hi, my name is Issa,
我是学习卫士的 and I'm calling from We Got Y'All.
我想知道 I'd love to find out
为什么你们不再和我们合作了 why you're not partnering with us anymore.
你们的宣传册关注的是黑人儿童 The brochure features black kids,
但是你们只有一个黑人员工 but only one black employee.
那是我 That is... me.
你们的课程太欧洲中心论了 The curriculum feels very Eurocentric,
而且一点都不符合我们的人群 and it isn't at all catered to our demographics.
你带来我们学校的都是白人 Everyone you brought to our school was white.
-还都很刻薄 -好吧 谢谢你 - And mean. - OK. Thank you.
我不是想找麻烦 And I'm not trying to rock the boat,
但我觉得这是你想知道的事 but I thought this was something that you'd want to know.
你是从哪得知这个消息的 And where did you get this information?
在跟进的电话中 我听到了很多批评 I was hearing a lot of criticism during our follow-up calls,
而且取消和我们合作的学校挺多的 and since our list of canceled partnerships seemed pretty high,
我想着打电话给那些学校可能会有帮助 I thought it might be helpful to call those schools.
不 伊萨 这没有帮助 No, Issa, it's not helpful.
如果我想你代表我们去商谈 If I wanted you to speak on our behalf,
我就会把你派到外面了 I would have left you out in the field.
你不断地越过自己的界限 You keep overstepping your bounds.
对不起 我以为 I'm sorry, I thought that--
你有没有注意到最近每次这里有情况发生 Have you noticed that every time there's an issue here lately,
你都涉及其中吗 you're involved?
如果你想帮上忙 If you want to be helpful,
先找到那个的根本原因再说 get to the root of that.
就这些 That's all.
活动时间安排 OK, schedule of events...
然后我们再讨论预算了 and then we're gonna do budgeting.
丹尼尔 晚上约了人
伊萨 谢谢
我们说好了不打电话 We said no calls.
我只是想问问谈判怎么样了 I was just seeing how negotiations went.
很顺利 Yeah, they went fine.
他们接受了我所有的条件 They accepted all my terms.
太棒了 莫莉 我太为你骄傲了 That's what's up! Molly, I'm so proud of you.
我们得去庆祝一下 艾尔·乔罗餐厅 We gotta celebrate. El Cholo's?
-不是吧 德罗 -拜托 - Really, Dro? - Come on.
熟人间的庆祝 Acquaintances celebrate.
-好吧 -好的 - Mm-kay. - All right, bet.
我九点在那里等你 I'll meet you there at 9:00.
不 我会在那里等你 No. I'll meet you there.
伊萨来电
你忙吗 You busy?
我过会儿有点事 Ah, I got something later on,
但是我现在有空 为什么 怎么了 but right now I'm free. Why, what's up?
我回家前要消磨一下时间 I gotta kill time before I go home,
你不想陪我开来福车拉客吗 and don't you wanna ride with me while I Lyft?
你不是不开了吗 I thought you were through with that shit.
之前确实是的 但是今天我有时间 I was, but today I got time, cuz
我不想自己一个人拉客 I don't wanna do it by myself, and...
我可以买零食 把它变成派对来福车 you know I can get snacks and turn it into a Party Lyft.
可以这样吗 Is that a thing?
可以 It is, yeah.
拜托了 Come on, please?
拜托 拜托 拜托 拜托 Please, please, please, please!
拜托 拜托 拜托 Please, please, please!
听着 我直到 OK, listen, I got until--
完美 因为我就在外面 Perfect, 'cause I'm outside!
什么 What?
派对来福车 派对来福车 Party Lyft, Party Lyft
你为什么一定要出来 Why do you gotta be outta the house?
丹尼尔约了个妹子 Daniel's got a girl over.
我去 丹尼尔 Damn, Daniel!
又开始滥交了 Back at it again with the... fuckin'.
他事先提醒我了 这才是我关心的 He gave me a heads-up, so that's all I care about.
这是有客了吗 Do we have a rider?
我们们来接你了 艾琳和她的朋友 We are coming for you, Erin plus one!
你这里有什么 What you got in here?
果倍爽果汁 还是你了解我 Yas! A Capri Sun. You know my heart.
不 这些是给乘客的 No, girl, those are for passengers only, so...
派对来福车 派对来福车 Party Lyft, Party Lyft
派对 派对 派对 派对 派对 Party, party, party, party, party!
这个派对太糟糕了 This party sucks.
-我们要迟到了 -我们不会迟到的 - Girl, we gonna be late. - We not gonna be late.
希望司机是帅哥 我想上推特 Hope there's a fine nigga driving. I wanna be a Twitter story.
你就继续饥渴吧 Girl, you stay thirsty.
派对来福车 Hey! Party Lyft!
果倍爽果汁 Capri Sun?
-要 -高端哭 - Uh, yeah. - Oh, you fancy.
-我知道 -你们今晚干什么 - I am. - What you ladies doing tonight?
-准备喝醉 -听上去不错 - Getting fucked up. - Sounds about right!
我喜欢这首歌 I love this song!
你们要去交换俱乐部吗 Y'all are goin' to The Exchange?
是的 我希望哈基姆定好了座位 Yup. I hope Hakeem got a table.
我也是 因为刚把鞋跟粘回去 Me too, 'cause I just glued this heel back on,
不知道还能撑多久 I don't know how long it's gonna stay.
看这个哥们的Instagram Yo, look at this nigga Instagram.
看不出来他有工作没 I can't tell if he got a job.
如果你非要问的话... If you got to ask...
今晚应该是他带我们进去 He's supposed to be gettin' us in tonight,
但他还没回我 but I ain't heard back.
那我们为什么叫车 Girl, then why are we in this Lyft?
乐观点 Be optimistic.
你有果倍爽果汁 对吗 You got your Capri Sun, don't you?
五星好评 Hey! Five stars!
没有小费 但是有五星好评 No tip, but five stars.
她们说我放的音乐不错 They said I played good music
让她们想起了自己的姨妈 and reminded them of their auntie.
你确实很有姨妈范 I could see that.
我是个好姨妈 I'm a good auntie.
好吧 下一位是谁 All right, so who's next?
我们去找乘客吧 Ooh! Let's go find the niggas!
稍等 Yeah, hold on.
我发现了一颗糖 Ooh, I found a Jolly Rancher.
找着乘客了吗 You find any niggas?
丹尼尔 你好吗
拿照片做头像的内森 棒 OK, Nathan with the face. Blam!
我们要去接一个帅逼了 看 We about to come Lyft yo fine ass. Look.
没错 Uh, yes, we are.
和照片一致 His face matches.
你好 内森 Hey, Nathan.
欢迎乘坐派对来福车 Welcome to the Party Lyft.
谢了 Hey, thanks.
大概要多久 About how long this gonna take?
30分钟内应该能到 We should be there in 30 minutes.
6公里要开30分钟 30 minutes for four miles?
我就讨厌洛杉矶这点 Man, this what I hate about L.A.
去哪都要很久 It take a long-ass time to get anywhere.
派对来福车上不要说洛杉矶的坏话哦 Uh, we don't L.A.-bash in the Party Lyft.
-你要去马鞍农场吃晚餐吗 -看见没 - Are you going to Saddle Ranch for dinner? - Oh, see?
姐们 这就是为什么他不喜欢洛杉矶 Girl, that's why he don't like L.A.!
把你的手机给她 Give her your phone.
-相信我 -才不呢 - Trust me! - Hell no.
给我吧 让我看下 I'll do this. Let me see it.
谢谢 Thank you.
搞定 Fixed it.
太好了 全球玉米饼 Yas, Worldwide Tacos!
好了 烧烤鲑鱼玉米饼 我们来了 OK, barbecue salmon tacos, here we come.
我知道了 所以你们是为了去吃东西 Oh, I see. So this just about gettin' you fed.
没错 继续 Uh, yeah. Keep up.
德罗 准备去艾尔·乔罗餐厅了 你好了没
太好了 有人想加入我们的派对了 Ooh, yes! Somebody want to join our party.
还有时间吗 We got time for that?
再说他们一点也不帅 Plus they not even cute.
等下 所以 我算帅吗 Hold up. So... I made the cut?
-你们这些洛城妞真野 -好吧 - Y'all L.A. Chicks be wildin'. - OK.
丹尼尔 你好吗
我们跟你一样是出来放松的 We out here tryin' to get chills just like you.
他有多远 How far away is he?
顺路 很快的 It's on the way. It'll be quick.
你随意 Do what you gotta do.
反正是你的车 We on your ride.
德罗 我要晚到了 不过已经上路了
是他吗 Is that him?
后面坐得下两个人吗 Both them niggas gonna fit back there?
等下 是一个人吗 Oh, wait, that's one nigga.
你好 Hi.
-伊萨吗 -是我 - Issa? - That's me.
这是来福车派对吧 Drivin' the Party Lyft.
来福车派对 酷 靠 It's a Party Lyft? That's what's up! Shit.
那给我两包果倍爽果汁 Hand me two of them Capri Suns, then.
我太渴了 Nigga parched.
我得看看还有没有两包 Gotta see if I have two.
你只有混合水果味吗 Oh, y'all only have Fruit Frenzy?
也行吧 It's a'ight.
内森 你要一包吗 Nathan, did you get one?
她们只有混合水果味 They only got Fruit Frenzy.
出发吧 Hey, let's go.
*来福车趴 来福车趴 来福车趴* ♪ Party Lyft, Party Lyft, Party Lyft ♪
你怎么了 小子 What's up, little man?
你要去海德公园 So you goin' to Hyde Park?
我随便 你们去哪我去哪 I'm easy. I'ma go wherever y'all go.
你能不能坐回去把安全带系上 Can you go back there and buckle up?
你真霸道 Oh, you bossy.
我喜欢你这样 I likes that.
没事 It's fine.
伊萨 出了点小情况 Uh, Issa? We got a little sitch back there.
不好意思先生 你可以不抽吗 Uh, excuse me, sir. Can that not be happening?
我要抽 Naw, you good.
她叫你不要抽 Uh, the lady asked you not to do that.
你们不是说这是个来福车派对吗 Y'all bitches said it's a Party Lyft.
骂他 骂他 Tell him. Tell him off.
我正要享受派对啊 Nigga tryin' to party.
你应该 Yeah, you should...
坐别的来福车 get another Lyft.
你在干什么贱人 What you doin', bitch!
我的天啊 我的天啊 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
伊萨做点什么 Issa, do something!
-别打了 -这就完了 - Stop fighting! - That's it?
-我在开车 -停车 - I'm driving! - Nigga, pull over!
-我找不到停车位 -去他妈的停车位 - I can't find a parking space. - Fuck a space!
-我会吃罚单的 -伊萨 - I'm gonna get a ticket! - Issa!
老天爷 停下来 Oh God! Stop!
别再撒果倍爽了 Stop spilling my Capri Sun!
你要去哪 Where you going?!
我没打算 I'm not tryin' to get--
回来 你不能就这么走 Come back! You can't just leave!
-对不起 -回来 - I'm sorry. - Come back!
-你没事吧 -我的眼睛 - You good? - My eyes.
他有事 He not good.
所以你昨晚没法回我短信吗 So you couldn't text me back last night?
我的错 我睡着了 My bad. I, uh, I fell asleep.
忘了 Forgot.
好吧 丹尼尔 OK, Daniel.
我说对不起了 小伊 I said sorry, Iss.
到底怎么了 What's the problem?
没怎么 There's no problem.
你让我免费住在这 You've been letting me stay here for free,
不跟我计较空间 you've been super-generous with your space,
我最不想的就是 and the last thing I want to do
让你觉得我不领情 但是你 is come at you like I'm ungrateful, but... you-- it's--
怎么了 小伊 What's up, Iss?
我知道我跟你说过我不在乎 但我在乎 I know I told you I didn't care, but I do.
我还是对你有感觉 And I still have feelings for you.
我这么说 And I'm not saying that
不是因为我想跟你在一起还是什么的 because I want to be with you or anything--
你说你来这 It's just you said that you came here
因为你想离你工作的地方近一点 because you wanted to be close to your job,
现在你跟我说你对我有感觉这些屁话 now you're telling me that you got feelings and shit.
所以到底是什么 因为我很困惑 So what is it, a'ight? 'Cause I'm confused.
两者都有 我也不知道 我 Both, nigga. I don't know. I--
你吃错药了吧 诚实点 You on some bullshit. Just be real.
我来这是因为我知道你会陪着我 I came here because I knew you'd be here for me.
我现在很需要这样的人 And I really need someone like that in my life right now.
有时候一涉及到我们之间的事 It's not easy for me to admit things
我很难承认 因为你让那变得不容易 when it comes to us sometimes, because... you make it hard.
所以是我叫你搬过来住的 好 Oh, so I told you to move in with me. Right.
不是 No.
但是丹尼尔 别装得这么无辜 But Daniel, don't act all innocent
好像你不知道你在做什么一样 like you don't know what you're doing.
你当着我的面和其他女生做爱 You're fucking other girls in front of me
好像我们之间没有历史一样 like we don't have history.
好吧 All right.
你自己进来的 Y-You just let yourself in?
我 是的 我的错 I-- Yeah, my bad.
你不接电话 所以我 You weren't answering, so I--
好吧 Oh-- OK.
你们昨晚遇到打架了 So, y'all got in a fight last night?
天 Oh, God.
你和伊萨总是用力过猛 You and Issa do the fucking most.
继续扯淡 Keep talkin' shit.
我学会了一些招数 Yeah. I learned some moves.
-是吗 -是的 看招 - Oh, you did? - I did. Right here.
-给我看看 -砰 砰 砰 - Oh, wow. Show me. - Bam. Bam. Bam.
我能 Um, can I, uh...
我能要回我的钥匙吗 can I have my key back?
是吗 你现在就在想这个 What? That's what you're thinkin' about right now?
我之前就想问了 但我 I meant to ask for it earlier, but I just--
能还给我吗 Can I get it back?
为什么 For what?
因为是我的钥匙 'Cause it's my key?
怎么突然想要回钥匙 Where is this comin' from?
德罗 我想做出改变 Dro, I'm trying to do things better.
好吗 这对我来说很难 OK? This... this is hard for me.
-对我来说也很难 -怎么难了 - Yeah, it's hard for me too! - How?
你可以随时上我 按你的条件 You get to have me when you want, on your terms.
我跟你说了我需要界线 I told you I need boundaries.
就因为你和坎蒂丝可以随心所欲 想上谁就上谁 Just because you and Candice get to do whatever and fuck whomever
不代表我们都想要那么混乱 don't mean we all want our shit that messy!
首先 别对我和我老婆的行为指指点点 First of all, don't talk about what me and my wife do.
好吗 你要搞清楚你在做什么 All right? So you need to figure out what you're doing
以及你想要什么 and what you want.
我知道我想要回我的钥匙 I know I want my key back.
-我还是走了吧 -好主意 - I think I'm gonna go. - I think that's a good idea.
是我 科林·凯普尼克[美国橄榄球运动员] It is I, Colin Kaepernicca.
黑人兄弟的命最苦了 Ain't nobody got it harder than brothers.
话题 我也下跪 Hashtag KneeToo.
姐妹们是这个国家的脊梁骨 Well, sisters are the backbone of this country,
我们要收回我们的"时间到了"运动[反性侵] and we're reclaiming our time's up.
内森给你了50元小费
他们重启了《Kev'yn》 They rebooted Kev'yn.
小克里斯45岁了 还躲在柜子里 Little Chris 45 years old, still hiding in cabinets.
-警察揍了你 -什么 - Cops beat you? - What?
没 原来我对猪肉[警察]高度过敏 Oh, no. Turns out I'm highly allergic to pork.
行了 All right.
今晚就你一个人了 Well, the spot's all yours tonight. Um...
回见 室友 see you later.... roommate.
丹尼尔 Hey, Daniel?
谢谢你为我做的一切 Thank you for everything.