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比一場 強 來一曲 One contest... Jon, one song...
相信我 踢那該死的剎車 Trust me. Hit the fucking brakes.
這兒看起來不錯 我來拿衝浪板 This place looks sweet. I'll get the boards.
這就乖嘛 滾 去你媽的 That's my boy. Yeah, fuck you.
嘿 那傢伙是誰? Hey. Who is this guy?
從聖克萊拉來的怪胎 Some freak from Santa Clara.
別擔心他 誰擔心他了? Don't worry about him. Who gives a fuck?
不 我不是擔心 說說而已 JON: No, I'm not worried about it, I'm just saying.
聽著 夥計 這是他媽的美國 Listen, man, this is fucking America,
不是什麼鳥津巴布韋 man, not fucking Zimbabwe.
津巴布韋? 去他的加勒比海 賤人 Zimbabwe? Yo, fucking Caribbean, bitch.
我還得提醒你多少遍? 別惺惺作態了 How many times I gotta remind you? Kiss my ass.
別管這些雜種了 Yo, leave this motherfucker here, man.
我會把這些娘娘腔和你這混球送回家的 I'll drive Miss Daisy, I'll drive your ass home, bitch.
把衝浪板放到你的... Drive this surfboard right up your...
走吧 我們來了! Let's go. We're breaking in!
嘿 小聲點 閉嘴! Hey. Keep it down. Shut up!
閉嘴! 怎麼 你害怕了? Shut up! Why, are you scared?
是啊是啊 我嚇壞了 Yeah. Yeah, I'm scared.
拿好我的衝浪板 Don't drop my fuck board
要不割斷你喉嚨 拿著這個 賤人 or I'll cut your throat. Take this, Aryan bitch.
我不知道你在哪 I don't know where you found
找到這個納粹光頭的 this swastika-waving wannabe skinhead.
滾一邊去 死神經病 Get the fuck away from me. Fucking psycho.
看他臉上的表情啊 Wait till you see the reaction on his face.
他是吃谷子的 他媽的... Yo, it's corn-fed, fucking...
你們在我的海灘上幹什麼? What the fuck are you doing on my beach?
你說什麼 事媽? 你太小氣了 What you say, fussy? You're too red-eyed.
這兒又不是你開的 回你的狗窩去吧 You don't run this thing. You run your pussy-whore blood-clot.
他說海洋不是你的 He says that you don't own the ocean.
是嗎? Is that a fact?
告訴你們點事 Let me tell you something.
從這兒到燈塔的每一滴水都是我的 I own every drop of water between here and the lighthouse...
以及沙子和沙子上面的東西 ...as well as the sand and everything on it.
我想這也包括你們 Which I guess now includes you.
放屁 滾吧 Hey, you know what? Fuck that.
給我吹簫吧 老不死? Why don't you just blow me, you old fuck?
嘿 冷靜 夥計 反正我們也要走了 Hey. Take it easy, man. We're done here, anyway.
現在才剛開始 Uh-uh. We're just getting started.
上帝啊 我們只是在你家門口 Jesus. We jumped your gate, it's not like...
又不是去你游泳池裡游泳 ...we went for a swim in your pool.
我們從不亂進別人家 We'd never go into anyone's house.
除非被邀請 Unless we were invited.
嘿 Hey.
把頭取下來 Make sure you take the head.
吸我的老二吧 賤人 Yo. Suck my dick, bitch.
嘿 申恩 看看這個 Hey, Shane. Check this out.
哦 痛死我了 Ow. Fucking...
我想我踢中了脊椎 I think I hit the spine.
哦 你這狗娘養的 Oh, you son of a bitch.
媽的 You fucking...
把這兒清理乾淨 Clear the shot.
快點 別廢話了 你個賤人 There you go. You ain't talking shit now, you bitch.
捉鬼小精靈2
還不錯 是吧? Not bad, right?
不錯 不錯 Not bad, not bad.
還不錯 Not bad at all.
對吧 小妹妹? Right, little sister?
謝謝 Thank you.
跟你說過能行的 Told you this was gonna work out.
是嗎? 太陽在哪兒? Yeah? Then where's the sun?
這點我算錯了 The sun's overrated.
笑一個 Gives you wrinkles.
克瑞斯 來吧 Chris. Come on.
走開 Get out.
友善點 我一直很友善 Be nice. I'm always nice.
火氣大的是你 You're the one with the temper.
看到沒? 現在就不友善了 Now, see? That wasn't nice.
你是個混球 謝謝誇獎 You're such an ass. Yup.
來了 Coming.
哦 上帝啊 看看你 嗨 吉蓮阿姨 Oh, my goodness, look at you. Hi. Hey, Aunt Jillian.
我沒想到是你們 你們來得真早 I wasn't expecting you for ages, you're so early.
對不起 我們也不知道需要多久 Sorry, We didn't know how long it would take.
上次我見你時 你才這麼高 The last time I saw you, you were this high.
那時我在喝牛奶 過來 I drank my milk. Come here.
是啊 你這小傻瓜 You drank your milk, you silly...
還有妮可 過來 過來 And Nicole, come here. Come here.
讓我看看你 Let me look at you.
你真漂亮 你... You're so beautiful. You...
你很像你媽媽 You look so much like your mom.
那事真讓我傷心 謝謝 It's totally blowing my mind. Thanks.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
抱歉我沒有... I'm so sorry that I didn't...
沒事的 吉蓮阿姨 不知道... That's okay, Aunt Jillian. Didn't know...
吉蓮阿姨 Aunt Jillian.
謝謝 看看我 Thank you. Look at me.
先帶你們去看看住房吧 Let's get you guys situated.
這就是我們所謂的 So this is what we call in the business
"沙漠綠洲" "a diamond in the rough."
結構很好 但得好好整理一下 It's got great bones, but it could use a little sprucing up.
我們到了 There we go.
那邊是廚房 這兒是儲藏室 So there's the kitchen over there and some storage over there.
睡覺的地方在這兒 起居室... 這邊走 Sleeping space here, living... Come this way.
這兒可以洗半身浴 Half-bath through there...
非常迷人 ...and it creates a very nice rustic-y charm,
風水也很好 feng-shui-type flow...
直走就來到了... 跟上來 ...that leads us straight out to... Come on.
就是這兒了 this out to here.
到了 嗒啦! There we go. Ta-da!
真漂亮 Beautiful.
小心那邊的台階 Just watch that step there.
空氣清新 So lots of fresh air...
斯凱特 欺凱特 Scat. Scat.
不用管那老傢伙 Just ignore the old guy.
我覺得一月650就好 聽上去怎麼樣? I was thinking 650 a month, how does that sound?
650? Six-fifty?
我知道 至少應該要800的 I know, I know. I could be getting at least 800,
但我能怎麼辦? but what am I gonna do?
要收你們全價嗎? 你們可是親人 Charge you guys full price? You're family.
嗯 聽上去不錯 Well, it sounds good.
你們倆能來真好 It is so great having you both here.
這是鑰匙 上面印有代表吉蓮的J Here's the keys. Remember, Jillian with a J.
我還以為她會讓我們免費住呢 I thought she was gonna let us stay here for free.
是啊 我也這麼以為 Well, yeah. So did I.
這個能用嗎? 可以 我相信它很好 Does this even work? Yeah. I'm sure it's fine.
插進去 扭一下 壞了 Plug it in, dust it off. It doesn't work.
嘿 妮可 看看這個 Hey, Nicole. Check this out.
哦 我的上帝 Oh, my God.
得把這個掛起來 這個得掛起來 We're gonna put this up right now. These have got to go up.
這算是護身符嗎 It's a safety hazard.
就釘在那兒 就是那兒 Right there on that nail, right there.
等會兒 這兒嗎? Oh, oh, wait. There?
現在一切都有了 Now this place has everything.
克瑞斯 我們要睡在哪兒? Chris, where are we gonna sleep?
那邊有臥室的 而且我們還有床墊 No, no, no. There's a bedroom back here, and we have that futon.
或許我們可以把用過的床墊放在那兒 Maybe we can pick up another futon, used, for right over there.
床墊? 用過的? 是的 A futon? A used futon? Yeah.
太棒了 耶 Great. Yeah.
我打賭這就像大學 唯獨缺了瘋狂 You know, I bet this is just like college, only not cool.
你知道嗎? You know what?
或許晚點我們可以出去玩玩 好嗎? Maybe we'll get out of here for a little bit, okay?
一會兒再收拾 我們走 We can unpack later. Let's go.
好的 Okay.
到了 It's right here.
嘿 你知不知道幾點了? Hey, you wouldn't happen to have the time?
呃... 嗯... Um... Uh...
其實你戴著表 所以... You're actually wearing a watch, so...
是的 Yeah.
是的 我確信它壞了 Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's broken, you know.
呃 Oh. Uh-huh.
你是克瑞斯·埃默生吧? You're Chris Emerson, right?
是的 你叫什麼 夥計? Yeah, yeah. What's your name, man?
阿歷克斯 嗨 Alex. Hey.
夥計 你沒參加巡迴賽真是太可惜了 Dude, it's too bad you got kicked off the circuit.
你是繼斯萊特和帕沃斯後 You were the most amazing surfer
最棒的衝浪手 since Slater, since Powers, man.
你完全把那傢伙比下去了 You totally screwed that guy up.
謝謝誇獎 Thanks, dude, I appreciate that.
你怎麼一個人在這兒? So, what are you doing here alone?
我是不是嚇到你了? That sounded kind of creepy, didn't it?
有一點 Yeah, a little.
我跟我哥哥一塊來的 I'm here with my brother.
我之所以這麼問是因為 Reason I asked is because it's not that safe around here...
這兒對單身女孩來說不太安全 ...for girls to be alone, you know?
又嚇到你了 抱歉 是的 有一點 Creepy, once again. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah, a little bit.
只是 不知什麼原因 這個鎮裡 Just, for whatever reason, this town manages to attract...
有一些怪胎和瘋子 ...a lot of freaks and weirdoes.
但我不是怪胎或瘋子 Not that I'm a freak or a weirdo.
我還是閉嘴好了 是吧? I'm just gonna stop talking, okay?
好的 Okay.
想看點好貨嗎? 去弗洛格兄弟的店吧 Wanna check something real? Check out the Frog Brothers' shop.
事實上 我在找工作 I'm looking for some work.
我自己就應付得很好 I got the place pretty much handled.
是的 我知道 看得出來 Yeah, I know. I can tell.
你看起來很忙 但我是想找造形的工作 You seem really busy, but I was looking to shape.
這樣的話 去找弗洛格兄弟吧 Well, in that case, yeah, check out Frog Brothers, man.
他是這裡唯一的造形師 He's the only real shaper we have around here.
店在哪裡? Where's his shop at?
夥計 那可不好找 我給你畫張地圖 Man, it's in the ass-end of nowhere, but I'll draw you a map.
我留下我的號碼 I'm gonna give you my number.
因為這樣就嚇不到我了 Because that's not creepy.
真的嗎? 說笑而已 Is it? I'm totally kidding.
好的 抱歉 Okay, sorry.
我還不知道你的名字呢 I don't really even know your name.
伊萬 我是妮可 Evan. I'm Nicole.
想找人玩的話 Just call me if you want somebody
就打給我 給你 to hang out with. There you go.
好的 Cool.
應該就是這兒了 This should be it, right up here.
很吸引人 Charming.
不是我瞎說 你真的認為住在這兒的人 Call me crazy, but do you really think anyone who lives here...
會出錢讓你造形嗎? ...would be able to pay you to shape?
試試也無妨 It doesn't hurt to try.
好了 能走了嗎? 不 給我紙筆 Okay, can we go? No. Hand me a piece of paper and a pen.
為什麼? Why?
要是他沒有電話 Just in case he doesn't have a phone,
我得讓他知道在哪兒能找到我 I want him to know where to find me.
是的 把我們的地址 Oh, yes. Yes, leave our address...
貼在德州電鋸殺人狂的拖車上 ...at the creepy Texas Chainsaw Massacre trailer.
是個好計劃 It's a good plan.
我還是認為比我們那兒要好 I still think it's nicer than our place.
你認為浴室的情況怎麼樣? And what do you think the state of the shower is?
不怎麼樣 Not good.
我先去試試 I think I'm gonna give it a shot.
抱歉 我嚇著你沒? Sorry. Did I scare you?
不 抱歉 你... No, sorry, you just...
我沒聽到你過來 I didn't hear you come up.
你想照張像嗎? 還能留作紀念 You want a picture? It might last longer.
抱歉 夥計 只是 Sorry, man. Just...
你很像申恩·帕沃斯 You look exactly like Shane Powers.
那就對了 That makes sense.
你到底出什麼事了? 你曾經擁有一切 What the hell happened to you, man? You had everything.
你曾是世界頂尖的衝浪手 You were the greatest surfer in the world
你就這樣消失了? and you just disappeared?
這個問題我也可以問你 I could probably ask you the same question.
對吧? Right?
好吧 嗯 我不知道 Yeah, well. I don't know.
還沒塵埃落定 The dust hasn't settled yet
我也沒弄明白出什麼事了 so I don't know what the hell happened.
不久你就會明白了 Well, don't take too long to figure it out.
我曾有機會改變我的生活 我把握了機會 But I had a chance to change my life and I took it, you know.
及時行樂 Carpe diem.
你今晚有事嗎? You got plans for tonight?
沒有 No.
我要辦個衝浪派對 I'm having a surf party.
你應該過來瞧瞧 見見大夥兒 You should cruise over, meet the rest of the guys.
他們都是殺手 They're killer.
我能去嗎? Can I come?
不 我看這不是個好主意 No, I don't think it's a good idea.
為什麼? Why not?
我不知道 就是有種感覺 I don't know. A gut feeling I have, I don't know.
我才剛認識這傢伙 I just met this guy.
拜託 你高中時 Oh, please, you had a poster of him
還在牆上貼他的海報呢 on your wall in high school.
所以我就該去他家? 他有點... So I wanna go hang out at his house? He's...
他是個怪人 He's kind of a weirdo.
怪人也是好人 Weird is good.
不 怪人就是怪人 好嗎? No, weird is weird, all right?
我不會去的 你還是省省吧 I'm not going, so just save your breath.
你不去是什麼意思? What do you mean you're not going?
克瑞斯 什麼...? 不 起來 好嗎? Chris, what are...? No. Get up, okay?
起來 你要出去玩一晚 不 我不去 Get up. You need a night out. No, I don't.
好吧 我需要出去玩一晚 Okay, I need a night out.
我們走 起來 Let's go. Get up and...
嘿 嗨 Hey. Hi.
我不知道你們倆今晚有沒有事 但... I don't know if the two of you are busy tonight or not, but...
我帶來了七寶奇謀(85年電影) ...I have got The Goonies.
什麼? What? Excuse me?
七寶奇謀? The Goonies?
上帝啊 難道你們 Oh, my gosh, you mean to say the two of you
沒聽說過七寶奇謀? have never heard of The Goonies?
這下可得好好補補了 You are in for a very serious treat.
呃... 事實上 我是說... Oh. Uh... Actually, I mean, that...
聽上去很有意思 但我們已經有計劃了 Yeah, that sounds fun, but we actually have plans.
我們要去派對 We're going to a party.
不會很糟的 It's not gonna be that bad.
等我喝了酒再說吧 Talk to me after I have a drink.
我不是...不要 聽著 I don't... Don't. Listen,
你與現實都脫節了 you're missing out on the whole thing.
我是說 是... And I mean, you know, it's...
是他媽的克瑞斯·埃默生和他... And it's Chris-fucking-Emerson and his...
惹火的妹妹 妮可? 我們走 ...hot piece-of-ass sister, Nicole? Let's go.
你們在這兒幹啥? 申恩邀請我們的 What are you guys doing here? Shane invited us.
不 傻逼 這兒是月亮灣 No, idiot, here in Luna Bay.
你他媽的無視我嗎? 我們現在住這 Are you fucking stalking me? We live here.
或許我們能重新開始 妮可 Maybe we can get together again, Nicole.
你現在當小酒保了? 不侍候你 You bar-bitching? That your new job? Not you,
你妹妹倒可以 maybe your hot sister, though.
說到這個 時間可不短了 Speaking of which, it's been a long time.
你穿靴子真好看 You're looking really good in those boots.
你能不能別這麼無聊? Why don't you stop being such an ass?
對了 就是這樣 走開吧 Ooh! Yeah, that's right, walk away.
妮可 你很漂亮 你長大了 Nicole, you're looking good, you've really grown into yourself.
滾一邊去 打電話給我 Fuck off. Call me.
我告訴過你這是個壞主意 I told you this was a bad idea.
別管他 他就想激怒你 Forget about him. He's trying to get to you.
我才不鳥他 我要走了 I don't care, I'm not staying at this party.
克瑞斯 不 太沒勁了 我們才剛來 Chris. No, that's stupid, we just got here.
我哪兒也不想去 克瑞斯 I don't wanna go anywhere, Chris,
我就想留下好好玩玩 I wanna stay and have a good time, okay?
我不再是個小孩了 I'm not a kid anymore.
我知道 但我對你 I know you're not, but you're
負有責任 所以我們走 still my responsibility, so let's go.
我不會惹麻煩的 好嗎? 我保證 Okay, I won't get in trouble, okay? I promise.
我們各自照顧好自己 好嗎? I'll take care of myself and you take care of yourself, okay?
嘿 夥計 怎麼了? 是的 老兄 Hey, man, what's up? Yes, dude.
好嗎? 這就對了 兄弟 Dude, right? That's tight, bro.
好了 現在別看 Okay, okay. Don't look now...
但火邊的那個辣妹 ...but that little hottie over there by the fire
對你暗送秋波呢 is giving you all kinds of love.
好好玩 Have fun.
嘿 妮可 Hey, Nicole.
妮可 妮可 Nicole. Nicole.
哇! 嘿 你的條件是什麼? Whoo! Woo-hoo. Hey, what's your deal?
條件是你到那邊自己坐著 The deal is you're gonna go over there and sit by yourself...
你要自己把這些瑪格麗特都喝了 ...and you're gonna drink these margaritas by yourself.
不 我才不呢 強 No, I'm not. Jon.
最好聽話 老兄 Better than the alternative, bro.
景色不錯 是嗎? It's a hell of a view, isn't it?
是的 這地方真不可思議 Yeah. The whole place, it's incredible.
我看到這片景色時 Yeah. When I saw that view,
就知道我得擁有這裡 I just knew I had to have this place.
我是申恩 I'm Shane.
我是妮可 I'm Nicole.
好的 妮可 帶你轉一轉怎麼樣? Well, Nicole, how about I give you a little tour?
好的 Yeah, okay.
你是要採取行動 So are you gonna make your move
還是整晚看我跳舞? or are you just gonna watch me dance all night?
我在等機會 I was waiting for my moment.
似乎機會已經逝去了 小牛仔 Seems to me like your moment almost passed you by, cowboy.
我不知道 你還站在那兒跟我說話 I don't know, you're standing here talking to me.
只因為我對衝浪男孩格外青睞 Only because I have a weakness for surfer boys.
還因為我知道你是誰 And because I know who you are.
你喜歡衝浪? You follow surfing?
衝浪者 Surfers.
我喜歡衝浪者 I follow surfers.
有時候他們也喜歡我 And sometimes they follow me.
這真他媽的不可思議 This is un-fucking-believable.
哇 Wow.
這地方太棒了 謝謝 This place is amazing. Thank you.
那麼 你和你哥哥住一起嗎? So do you and your brother get along?
是的 呃 大部分時間是的 Yeah. Well, most of the time, you know.
這也是沒辦法 沒辦法? 為什麼? Kind of have to. You have to? Why's that?
呃 因為現在就剩下我們倆了 Well, because it's pretty much just us now.
我們的父母幾年前死於車禍 Our parents died in a car accident a few years ago.
我想克瑞斯比我更難過 I think it was actually a lot harder on Chris than it was on me.
我想因此他才退出 You know, I think that's why he snapped.
所以他才會放棄衝浪? Is that why he got kicked off the circuit?
是的 不錯 是的 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
失去了支持者 夢想也變味了 And lost all his sponsors. Not the right image.
然後我們花光了錢 So we started running out of money
就到這兒來了 and that's how we ended up here.
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
你哥哥是個好人 對吧? Well, your brother's a good guy, huh?
他只是經過了一個大挫折 你們都一樣 He just got a tough break. You both did.
嗯... Well...
事實上我認為死亡可以是一件積極的事 ...I actually think death can be a positive thing.
你知道 因為 You know, because...
知道自己要死會讓你更珍惜生命 ...knowing you're gonna die makes you appreciate life.
及時行樂 The whole carpe diem thing.
對於年輕人來說 這樣的人生觀可不多見 That's an interesting view for someone so young.
我沒你相像的年輕 I'm not that young.
呃 Well...
死是生的一部分 你知道嗎? Dying is a part of living, you know?
它最終會發生在我們每個人身上 對嗎? It's something that's gonna happen to all of us someday, right?
那要看情況 That depends.
我想做個試驗 I wanna try something.
把這朵枯萎的玫瑰放在手裡 I want you to take this dead rose in your hand.
我想我們可以憑借意志的力量 I believe that it's possible for us to change reality...
改變現實 ...through sheer force of will.
你覺得可能嗎? You think that's possible?
呃... Um...
我猜是吧 你猜還是你知道? I guess so. You guess so or you know so?
是我知道 是你知道 I know so. You know so.
好的 把眼睛閉上 Okay, well, then close your eyes.
把眼睛閉上 Close your eyes.
把注意力集中在玫瑰上 Now focus on this rose...
盡量想像 ...and try to imagine what it must have been
它還活生生時的樣子 like when it was alive and vital.
有感覺嗎? Do you feel anything?
當然 Definitely.
睜開眼睛 Open your eyes.
哦 我的上帝 NICOLE: Oh, my God.
你怎麼做到的? How did you do that?
魔法 Magic.
而且不是我做的 And I didn't do it...
是我們做的 一起做的 ...we did it, together.
這是什麼? What is it?
好東西 嘗嘗看 It's good, try it.
聞起來不錯 是的 Smells good. Mm-hm.
你怎麼想? What do you think?
我喜歡 I like it.
你還好吧? 是的 You okay? Yeah.
它直衝腦門 It just went right to my head.
想出去呼吸點新鮮空氣嗎? You wanna go outside and get some fresh air?
好嗎? 我們走 Yeah? Let's go.
想兜風嗎? You wanna go for a ride?
不知道 外頭有點冷 I don't know. It's kind of cold out.
那這個就派上用場了 Well, that's what this is for.
嗨 強強 嘿 Yo, Jon-Jon. Hey.
看那個帥哥 Watch the pretty boy there.
我們去給他看點東西 So here we are. Let's show him a little something.
耶 過來 Yeah. Come, now.
為什麼不跟我上樓？ 卡爾 Why don't you come upstairs with me... Yo, Kyle.
怎麼回事? What the fuck?
怎麼回事? 怎麼了? What is it? What?
滾 很疼的 夥計 這可不好玩 Fuck. It fucking stings, man, that's not cool.
滾你媽的 我還想有艷遇呢 Fucking asshole, man. I'm trying to get fucking laid.
這可是他媽的新T恤 過來 過來 This is a fucking brand-new shirt, prick. Come here, come here.
過來 把那鳥刀給我 Come here. Give me the fucking knife.
怎麼回事? What the fuck?
給我回來 哦 他倒下了 Come back here. Oh, down he goes.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
抱歉 我得走了 I'm sorry, I gotta go.
我得去看看我妹妹 I have to go check on my sister.
你妹妹? 抱歉 Your sister? Sorry.
你喜歡這樣? 我也可以的 So you go that way, huh? I can do that.
抱歉 我得走了 等等 留在這兒 Sorry, I gotta go. Wait. Don't leave.
我得走了 別走 I gotta go. Don't leave.
拜託 不要 留下 Come on. Don't. Stay.
抱歉 來吧 Sorry. Come.
感覺好點了嗎? Feel better?
好多了 是嗎? Much. Yeah?
我相信她沒事的 她跟申恩在一起 I'm sure she's fine, she's with Shane.
你知道的 申恩是個好人 You know, Shane's a good guy.
如果我是你 我會很高興他看上了你妹妹 If I were you, I'd be happy that he's into your sister.
嘿 下車 Hey, get off the bike.
怎麼了? 克瑞斯 怎麼了 老兄? What? Chris. What's up, buddy?
下車 有問題嗎? Get off the bike. Is there a problem?
不 夥計 這是我跟我妹妹之間的事 謝謝 No, dude, this is between me and my sister, man. Thank you.
她可以照顧自己的 夥計 相信我 She can handle herself, man. Believe me.
克瑞斯 哦 不 Chris. Oh, hell, no.
克瑞斯 強 Chris. Jon.
放鬆點 放開他 Take it easy. Let him go.
別激動 放開我 Calm down. Get off of me.
保護過度了? 她是我親人 混蛋 Overprotective much? She's my family, asshole.
算了吧 賤人 冷靜下來 Cool it, bitch. Settle down.
讓他走 什麼? Let him go. What?
讓他走 Let him go.
離我妹妹遠點 Stay the hell away from my sister.
不要 Don't.
離美宜堡(雪佛蘭車型)遠點 勒博斯基 Stay the hell out of Malibu, Lebowski.
別走得跟個娘娘腔似的 Stop walking like a fag.
我就知道不該來這派對 I knew we shouldn't have gone to that party.
我讓你做兩件事 I asked you, like, to do two things,
你完全當耳邊風 and you completely ignore me.
別跟不認識的人出去 Do not hang out with some dude you don't know...
別跟派對上的小伙子去房間 ...and don't go up to his room to party with the guy.
克瑞斯 我明白了 這什麼態度? Okay, Chris. I get it. What is that?
閉嘴 Stop it.
你應該告訴我你去... Should have told me where you were...
夠了 閉嘴 That's enough, Chris, stop it.
別裝成老爸的樣子 Stop trying to be my dad.
哦 我的上帝 Oh, my God.
上帝啊 Oh, my God.
克瑞斯 我現在不太對勁 Chris, something is seriously wrong with me right now.
你沒事 喝多了而已 Nothing's wrong with you, you're just drunk.
克瑞斯 我沒喝多 Chris, I am not drunk.
我真的不對勁 Something is seriously the matter with me.
好的 再堅持一會兒好嗎? 馬上到家了 Okay, just hang on a little bit, all right? We're almost home.
哦 上帝啊 我要... Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm gonna...
我胃疼 My stomach.
好了 我們快到了 Look, all right, we're almost there.
我告訴你 我真的不太對勁 I'm telling you, there is something seriously the matter.
你沒事 吃片布洛芬(止痛藥)就好了 You're fine. You just need a glass of water and some Advil.
沒事的 你喝醉了而已 All right, you're just drunk.
我沒醉 I am not drunk.
妮可 妮可 我病了 Nicole. Nicole. I'm sick.
克瑞斯·埃默生? 我是艾格洛·弗洛格 Chris Emerson? I'm Edgar Frog.
衝浪板造形師兼吸血鬼獵手 Surfboard shaper and vampire hunter.
什麼? What?
嘿 你... 你在幹什麼? Hey, get... What are you doing?
你不知道你在幹什麼 You don't know what you're doing.
你妹妹被感染了 我在幫她 I'm trying to save you, your sister's infected.
你在說什麼? 她成了不死人 What are you talking about? She's one of the undead.
出... Get...
從我家滾出去 Get out of my house.
你完蛋了 夥計 It's your funeral, pal.
我讓你快滾出去 夥計 I told you to get the hell out of here, man.
嗨 Hi.
我們還沒結束呢 We didn't get to finish what we started.
是的 Yeah.
不打算邀我進去嗎? Well, aren't you gonna invite me in?
現在不是時候 Now's not the best time.
現在是了 Yeah.
好的 請進 Okay. Come on in.
你知道嗎? 抱歉 我沒... You know what? I'm sorry, I'm not...
我妹妹在後邊 不能這麼做 I can't do this with my sister back there.
我會讓你改主意的 Let me see if I can change your mind.
行嗎? Yeah?
你真甜 You taste good.
哦 嘿 Oh, hey.
麗莎 放開我 住手 Lisa, get off. Stop.
麗莎 住手 Lisa, stop it.
說真的 停...你怎麼了? Seriously, get... What's the matter with you?
住手 我說真的 住手 Stop. Seriously, stop.
放開我 Get off me.
麗莎 放開 Lisa, get off.
麗莎? Lisa?
哦 我的上帝 上帝啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
怎麼回事? What the fuck?
嘿 夥計 好了 嘿 好了 Hey, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Whoa.
哇 Whoa.
先把話挑明了 Let's get something straight.
上次的事既往不咎 I let you get away with that shit...
因為我知道 ...because I understand what it's like
失去親人是什麼感覺 to lose a family member to the other side.
但如果再發生一次 If it happens again, you're gonna
我就不再幫你了 明白了? end up on the wrong side of the stake, are we clear?
嗯 很好 Mm-hm. Good.
沒事的 夥計 我就是... It's cool, man. Look, I just...
我不明白出什麼事了 好嗎? I don't understand what's going on, all right?
你說我妹妹被感染了? You said my sister was infected?
你妹妹成了一個不死人 Your sister's become a member of the undead.
一個夜行者 吸人血 A night stalker. A bloodsucker.
污穢生物 Nosferatu.
你妹妹成了吸血鬼 Your sister's a suck monkey.
夥計 這... 這太荒謬了 Dude, that's... That's ridiculous, man.
荒謬? 那你幹嘛來找我? Ridiculous? Then what are you doing here?
聽著 你離開後我那發生了一些瘋狂的事 Look, some crazy shit happened at my place after you left.
什麼"瘋狂的事 " Define "crazy shit."
嗯 這...那個小妞到了我家 然後... Well, this... This chick came into my house and...
她長出了尖牙 And she sprouted fangs and then
又變成了石頭最後爆炸了 she turned into stone and exploded.
那才荒謬呢 Now, that's just ridiculous.
吸血鬼不會變成石頭再爆炸 Vampires don't just turn into stone and then explode.
要用尖利的東西直刺他們的心臟 They have to be pierced through the heart with a sharp object.
我猜是鹿角刺中了她的心臟 You know, I guess the antlers could have done that.
我還以為要用木十字架呢 I thought it had to be a wooden stake or something.
那是傳說 任何尖利的東西都可以 That's a myth. Any sharp object will do.
事實上 不尖利也可以 As a matter of fact, it doesn't have to be sharp.
鈍器也行 只要能刺穿心臟就可以 It can be a blunt object, as long as it pierces the heart.
你說我妹妹成了其中一員? You said my sister was one of them?
但這是怎麼搞的? 兩條必居其一: But how would that happen? One of two ways:
要麼被咬了... Either A, she was bit...
要麼她喝了吸血鬼首領的血 ...or B, she drank the blood of the head vampire.
你怎麼知道這麼多關於吸血鬼的事? How do you know so much about vampires?
漫畫書 我的朋友 漫畫書 Comic books, my friend, comic books.
我要求答案 你只給我漫畫書? I ask you for answers and you give me comic books?
看漫畫書能得到 A lot of valuable information can be gained
很多有用的信息 by reading comic books.
比如 For example...
看這兒 ...see here?
這可憐的人在喝吸血鬼的血 This poor sap's drinking the blood of the head vampire.
他們喜歡把血放到酒瓶裡耍人 They like to trick people by putting it into wine bottles.
夥計 你在喝什麼? Dude, what are you drinking, man?
弗洛格果汁 Frog Juice.
大蒜 聖水加生雞蛋 Garlic, holy water and raw eggs.
好吧 你所知道的都是從漫畫書看來的 Okay, so what you're saying is, based on a comic book...
我妹妹喝了吸血鬼的血 她也成了吸血鬼 ...my sister drank blood and now she's a vampire.
一半 她現在是半吸血鬼 Half. She's only half vampire.
她第一次殺人後 She won't make the transition to full bloodsucker
才會變成真正的吸血鬼 until she makes her first kill.
太棒了 事實上就是很棒 Great. That is great, actually.
因為這意味著你還有時間 Because it means you still have time
拯救她作為人的靈魂 to save her mortal soul.
你要做的就是 All you have to do is
在她第一次捕食之前殺掉吸血鬼首領 kill the head vampire before she feeds.
有人嗎? Hello?
門開著 It's open.
嗨 Hi.
我帶了酒來 I brought wine.
我喜歡酒 I love wine.
說實話 我真沒想到你有這麼喜歡我 To be honest, I really didn't think you dug me all that much.
為什麼這麼想? 只是種感覺罷了 Why would you think that? Just a vibe I got, I guess.
現在感覺怎麼樣? What vibe are you getting now?
非常不錯 A really good one.
妮可 該死 Nicole. Oh, shit.
你...? 你做了嗎? Did...? Did you do it?
給我滾出去 我們啥也沒做 夥計 Get the hell out of here. We didn't do anything, man.
我不知道你們是否是 Dude, I didn't know you guys were
基督教徒什麼的 born-again Christians or whatever.
夥計 我不是在利用你妹妹 Man, I'm not using your sister.
是的 很高興知道這點 Yeah, good to know.
謝謝 我真的很喜歡她 Thank you. I really like her.
現在有好消息 This is basically one of those, like,
和壞消息 good news/bad news scenario things.
想先聽哪個? What do you want first?
媽的 好吧 壞消息 Oh, shit. Okay, the bad news.
好的 壞消息是 Okay, the bad news is that
那晚申恩給你的飲料 the wine that Shane gave you the other night...
不是酒 是血 ...wasn't wine, all right, it was blood.
申恩的血 Shane's blood.
好的 Right.
好的 克瑞斯 我知道你不喜歡他 Okay, Chris, I know you don't like the guy,
但這太噁心了 but, like, that's disgusting.
不 因為你喝過他的血 No, and by drinking his blood,
你也成了吸血鬼 you've been turned into a vampire.
好吧 我是吸血鬼 克瑞斯 太棒了 Right, I'm a vampire, Chris. Great.
別裝了 我不是什麼吸血鬼 Stop being such an asshole, I'm not a freaking vampire.
我不是裝 妮可 I'm not being an asshole, Nicole.
我知道聽上去很可笑 但看看這個 I know it sounds ridiculous, but take a look.
看到有東西少了嗎? See anything missing?
你 You.
不 吸血鬼 你不是要跟那孩子親熱 No. Vampire. You weren't gonna make out with that kid...
你是要吃了他 ...you were gonna eat him.
你長出的尖牙和嚇人的眼睛 我都看見了 You had fangs and crazy eyes, I saw it all.
好吧 好消息最好能振奮人心 Okay, the good news better be really fucking good.
不 好消息很棒 好嗎? No, the good news is great news, okay?
聽著 現在你只是半個吸血鬼 See, right now you're only, like, half of a vampire.
這意味著你可以變回人類 Which means you can be turned back human.
只要埃迪和我在你捕食之前 As long as Eddie and I
殺掉吸血鬼頭子就行 kill the head vampire before you feed.
所以誰也別吃 什麼? 埃迪是誰? So just don't eat anyone. What? Who's Eddie?
埃迪·弗洛格 他是吸血鬼殺手 Eddie Frog, he's a vampire slayer.
我還以為他是衝浪板造形師 I thought he was a surfboard shaper.
他也幹這個 Well, that too.
好吧 Right. Okay.
讓我整理一下 所以你和 Let me just get this straight then. So you've teamed up...
一個衝浪板造形師兼吸血鬼殺手聯合起來 ...with a surfboard-shaper-slash-vampire-hunter...
你們要殺掉我喜歡的那個傢伙 ...so you can kill this guy who I'm totally crushing on...
就可以救我於永恆詛咒? ...so you can save me from eternal damnation?
是這樣嗎? 是的 差不多 Is that pretty much it? Yeah, that's pretty much it.
不 冷靜 冷靜 No. Calm down, calm down.
不 克瑞斯 我沒法冷靜 No, Chris, I'm not gonna calm down.
不 你怎麼了? No. What's wrong with you?
我想吃了他 你意識到了嗎? I tried to eat that guy, do you realize that?
你知道想喝血對我意味著什麼嗎? Do you know what it's like for me to want to drink blood?
你知道那有多噁心嗎? 我可是素食主義者 Do you know how disgusting that is? I'm a vegetarian.
他在1號門後邊嗎? Is he behind Door Number 1?
2號門? Door Number 2?
或者是... Or Door Number...
3號門? ...3?
我們玩完了 We're screwed.
我們不可能知道老巢在哪兒 There's just too many places where the nest could be.
我告訴過你 申恩就是吸血鬼首領 Look, I already told you, Shane's the head vampire.
我們幾天前去過他家的派對 We went to party at his house a couple nights ago.
那兒應該就是老巢了 It's gotta be the nest.
一個有自尊的吸血鬼 There's no way that any self-respecting vampire...
是不可能住在那種地方的 ...would ever live in a place like that.
我是說 他們可能在那兒尋找獵物 I mean, they may use it as a lure or a place to feed...
但他們是不會睡在那兒的 ...but they'd never sleep there.
吸血鬼... Vampires...
總是尋找有人類受苦蹤跡的地方 ...always look for a place with a history of human suffering.
他們喜歡幽深 陰暗 潮濕 Deep, dark, dank places.
永不見天日 Places that never see the light of day.
爬滿寄生蟲 Places with lots of vermin.
瀰漫著腐臭泥土味道 Places that smell of rot and earth...
的地方 ... and decay.
妮可 Nicole.
快點 Hurry.
如果你不打入他們內部 There's no way we can find out where the nest is...
我們是不可能找到老巢在哪兒的 ...without you being in their inner circle.
我正要這麼干 Well, then that's what I'll do.
我捉到他們才會回來 I'll get back in with them.
我要變成其中一員 別犯傻 行嗎? I'm gonna become one of them. Don't be stupid, all right?
在你動這心思之前他們就能猜到 They can read your thoughts before you have them.
拜託 她是我家人 混蛋 Come on, man. She's family, asshole.
你擊中了我的軟肋 You hit a soft spot there.
我知道失去手足是什麼感覺 I know what it's like to lose a sibling.
如果你要這麼干 就必須豁出去 If you're gonna do this, then you have to do it all the way.
我是說 你必須受制於血的誘惑 I mean, you have to be seduced by it.
你必須要屈服 You have to succumb to it.
在你徹底成為吸血鬼之前 You have to take it all the way
一直這麼干 to the brink of becoming a full vampire.
然後你要在最後時刻背叛他們 And then you have to betray them at the last possible moment.
你認為你真的能做到嗎? Do you think you can really handle that?
這是唯一的辦法了 埃迪 It's the only way, Eddie.
是艾格洛 Edgar.
抱歉 艾格洛 Sorry, Edgar.
你知道我說的對 You know I'm right.
這是場危險的遊戲 It's a dangerous game.
而且你很有可能成為輸家 And it's one that you're likely to lose.
所以記著 So just know...
如果你忘記了自己的立場 ...if you forget your place...
變成他們的一員 ...and you become one of them...
我就會對付你 ...I'll be coming for you.
這玩意不錯 This shit's cool.
卡爾 別自愉自樂了 Yo, Kyle, stop playing with yourself,
遊戲要開始了 man, the game gonna start.
該死的騙子 你知道嗎? Fucking cheater. You know what?
我一直在叫你 兄弟 I been calling you, brethren.
你沒叫我 You haven't been calling me.
閉嘴 Shut up.
你總是大叫 Always with your crying.
老兄 別玩了 他媽的騙子 Dude, quit it. Fucking cheater.
別又開始大叫 Listen, don't start crying.
快看快看 Check it out. Check it out.
拍下來 Tape them.
拍下來 夥計 拍清楚點 Tape them, man. Skin out.
真不錯 看那屁股 So nice. Backside.
是的 賤人 操你媽的 Yeah, bitch. Holy fuck.
你發什麼神經病? 你是小畜生 What the fuck is your problem? Motherfucker.
你死定了 再給我吹一次吧 夥計 You're a dead man. Yeah, fucking blow me, buddy. Again.
現在誰是騙子? 去他媽的白人 Who's the cheater now? Fucking white people.
把它拔出來 我不是說著玩的 Pull this out. I ain't playing.
血會噴得到處都是 住手 滾開 You're gonna be all over the fucking Net. Stop. Fuck off.
夥計 你噴得到處都是 Dude, you're fucking squirting everywhere.
你是個噴壺 申恩 You're a squirter. Shane.
我哥哥怎麼辦? What about my brother?
我不想失去他 I don't wanna lose him.
你不會的 You won't.
相信我 Trust me.
全名? Full name?
呃 妮可 Uh, Nicole.
埃默... Em...
埃默生 Emerson.
好的 我們會打電話給你的 All right, we'll call you.
就這樣? 就把她的名字打到電腦上 That's it? Just gonna type her name onto a computer...
希望有人會像送小狗一樣把她送回來? ...and hope someone turns her in like a dog pound?
這樣有用嗎? 小子 我們有一套程序 Isn't that kind of passive? Son, we have a system.
長官 你們一定能做什麼 Officer, there's gotta be something you can do...
是警官 警官 抱歉 Sheriff. Sheriff, I'm sorry.
我真的很擔心她 I'm really worried about her.
我們這兒失蹤的人可不少 We have a lot of missing persons around here.
我知道 我是說 如果他們沒失蹤呢? I know. I mean, what if they're not missing, you know?
可能變成別的什麼東西了 It could be something else.
小子 走吧 我們有自己的一套程序 Son, hit the road. We have a system.
月亮灣 麥格洛警官 Luna Bay. Sheriff McGraw.
真的嗎? 多大? Really? How big?
是的 上周我釣了一條25磅的 Yeah, last week I caught about a 25-pounder.
不怎麼樂觀 是吧? Not very helpful, huh?
我也想問問他們能不能幫我找到麗莎 Yeah, I was gonna ask them if they could help us find Lisa.
有幾天沒見到她了 Haven't seen her in a couple of days.
嘿 最後是不是你跟她在一起? Hey, didn't I see you with her last?
我妹妹在哪兒 夥計? Where's my sister, man?
是的 你妹妹 Oh, yeah, your sister.
夥計 我好像一小時前看見她了 Man, I saw her like an hour ago.
她看上去爽得很 She looked like she was having a really good time.
我妹妹到底在哪兒? Where the hell is my sister, man?
嘿 嘿 放鬆點 小伙子 好嗎? Oh, hey, hey. Relax, little man, okay?
聽我的 Trust me when I tell you this is,
你現在需要冷靜 right here, a time that you wanna keep your cool...
如果你想再看見妮可的話 ...if you ever wanna see Nicole again.
你想要什麼? What do you want?
不是我想要什麼 老兄 It's not what I want, bro...
是申恩想要什麼 ...it's what Shane wants.
上車 Get in the car.
怎麼樣 女士們? How's it, ladies?
吸血鬼殺手先生 你怎麼樣? Mr. Vampire Slayer, how you doing?
你還好吧? You okay?
我很好 I'm good.
真的很好 I'm really good.
昨晚的事很抱歉 夥計 Sorry about last night, man.
你是在保護你妹妹 You were protecting your sister.
我明白 I get it.
但我永遠也不會傷害她的 But I'd never do anything to hurt her.
事實上 長遠來看 In fact, once you understand it a little more,
這是我送給妮可的一件禮物 you'll see I've given Nicole a gift.
你知道對死亡的恐懼 Do you know how much the fear of death
有多影響你嗎 克瑞斯? has limited you, Chris?
你知道它在你生命中的消極影響嗎? The negative impact it's had on your life?
你甚至都沒有意識到 You're probably not even aware of it.
我不只在說你害怕自己的死亡 And I'm not just talking about the fear of your own death, no.
看看對失去至愛之人的恐懼對你的影響 Look at what the fear of losing your loved ones has done to you.
你太害怕失去妮可... You've been so worried about losing Nicole...
這讓你保護過度 疑心疑鬼 ...that it's made you paranoid and overprotective.
我能消除這份恐怖 I can take that fear away.
我能讓你有一個真正的家庭 克瑞斯 I can make you part of a real family, Chris.
一個不死家族 One that never dies.
卡爾的人類家族很久之前就拋棄他了 Kyle's human family wrote him off a long time ago.
他們以為他害人害已 They thought he was suicidal.
但我看到了他的本質 But I saw him for what he truly was...
一個對腎上腺素上癮的人 ...an adrenaline junkie.
艾瑞克嘛 我們還是少說他的過去為妙 Erik, well, the less we say about his past, the better.
事後還是不讓你 We wouldn't wanna make you an accessory
知道的好 不是嗎? after the fact, now would we?
至於男孩強尼 And Jonny boy, well...
在你把他的膝蓋骨弄碎以後 ...after you shattered his knee,
他再也不能衝浪了 he was never supposed to surf again.
現在看看他 Look at him now.
比以往更加強壯 老兄 Stronger than ever, bro.
但要讓你真正瞭解我們是誰 克瑞斯 But for you to truly understand what we are, Chris...
你得以我們的方式看世界 ...you have to see the world the way we do.
你和你妹妹 You and your sister...
將長生不老 ...will never grow old...
你將永遠不會死去 再也感覺不到恐懼 ...you'll never die and you'll never know fear again.
但你得邁出第一步 But you have to take that first step.
那是什麼? And what's that?
我和孩子們想出的一點小東西 It's a little something me and the boys came up with.
勇士 Warriors.
什麼...? 出來玩吧 What the...? Come out to play.
我們走 Let's go.
他媽的 Oh, shit.
現在! 現在! Now! Now!
加油 Yo, hold up.
甩掉他 卡爾 Let him out, Kyle.
你喜歡嗎 賤人? How do you like that, bitch?
前進 前進 Go, go.
跳下去 克瑞斯 Jump it, Chris.
去你媽的! Fuck you!
滾你媽的 太爽了 Fuck you. Yeah.
去你的! Fuck you!
你喜歡嗎? How do you like that?
嘿 世界頂峰 Hey, on top of the world, Ma.
站住 老兄 Hold on, brother.
這是私人俱樂部 你還沒有加入 It's a private club and you're not a member.
還沒有 Not yet, anyway.
那 如果我說同意怎麼樣? Well, what if I say yes?
好好考慮考慮 克瑞斯 Think long and hard about it, Chris.
一旦入了伙 可就沒有回頭路了 Once you join the tribe, there's no turning back.
你的臉破了 Your check bounced.
不 是...我從帳戶上 No, it's... I transferred some money
轉移了一些錢 所以你... from one account to the other, so...
省省吧 我現在需要 Save the bull for your buddies. I'm gonna need
一套新的安全儲備 a new security deposit immediately.
銀行出納或者 It's gonna need to be in the form of a cashier's check
收款員用的那種 or a money order.
或許是我的錯 我讓你誤會了 Maybe this is my fault. Maybe I gave the wrong impression.
拜託 沒事的 再等兩天好了 Come on, it's not that big of a deal. Just wait two days.
讓我說完 你能把墨鏡摘下來嗎? Just let me finish. Could you please take your sunglasses off?
不看到你的眼睛我沒法跟你說話 I can't talk to you unless I can see your eyes.
聽著 我不想 Look, I didn't want you guys
讓你們認為我要 to feel like I was trying to step in...
扮成你們的家長 ...and act like your parents,
但這也不意味著你就可以亂來 but that doesn't mean you can go crazy here.
我看到你妹妹昨晚 I saw your sister had a guy
跟一個男的在一起 她多大? over last night. How old is she?
她就快18了 那就是說她還是17歲 She's almost, like, 18. That means she's 17 years old.
而你不分晝夜地進進出出 And you coming and going at all hours of the day and night...
你知道 我得考慮名聲 You know, I have a reputation to think of, l...
我知道我不是你媽媽 I realize I am not your mother, but...
但你...這並不意味著 But you... Doesn't mean
你可以在我這兒亂來 you can behave like this on my property.
好的 抱歉 All right, I'm sorry.
好 我也是 Yeah, me too.
晚上派對 白天睡覺 Partying all night, sleeping all day.
你們不能再像吸血鬼一樣 You both need to quit acting like a couple of vampires.
太可笑了 This is ridiculous.
你和你妹妹 You and your sister...
將長生不老 ... will never grow old...
你將永遠不會死去 再也感覺不到恐懼 ... you'll never die and you'll never know fear again.
你做得對 夥計 做得對 You're sharking it, man, you're sharking it.
誰想要? Who wants some?
你問吧 Now you ask?
我們要去哪兒? 魔鬼礁 Where we headed? Devil's Reef.
我聽說那兒火的很 I hear it's firing right now.
我們夜晚划船去? 是的 為啥不呢? We're paddling out tonight? Yeah, why not?
沒有月亮 一定什麼也看不見 There's no moon, bet we're not gonna see anything.
怎麼 你們有夜間視力什麼的? What, you guys have night vision or something?
你說的是哪種夜間視力? What kind of night vision you chatting about, boy?
你們可以變成蝙蝠嗎? Can't you turn yourselves into bats?
電影看多了 老兄 Way too many movies, bro.
是的 我們沒有夜間視力 克瑞斯 Yeah, we don't have night vision, Chris.
蝙蝠也沒有 Bats, they don't actually have night vision either,
但它們有聲波定位 they have sonar.
你知道嗎? 克瑞斯 你說對了一半 You know what? Chris, you're half right.
就像我之前說的 我們看事物的方式不同 Like I told you before, we do see things differently.
你以後就知道了 Kind of like you're about to.
只要嘗嘗這個 After you have a little taste of this.
再會 男孩 Bye, boy.
你還什麼都沒見識過呢 克瑞斯 You haven't seen anything yet, Chris.
是的 還沒完呢 No, you ain't. You're not done yet.
看看在礁石那兒 Wait till you see the girls
等我們的小妞 老兄 we got waiting for us at the reef, bro.
將是瘋狂一夜 老兄 It's gonna be crazy, bro.
瘋狂 Crazy.
好的 到我了 All right, my turn.
你聽過自己的事情自己做嗎? Did you ever hear of getting your own thing?
你聽過閉上你的鳥嘴嗎? Did you ever hear of shutting the hell up?
你自個注意點 先生 慢慢來 You mind yourself, boy. Mister, ease off.
好吧 夠了 All right, enough.
什麼? 什麼 什麼? What? What, what?
我來拍錄像 Camera, please.
好了 女孩們 All right, girls.
我賭你們會接吻 I dare you guys to kiss.
是嗎? 沒錯 Double dare? Double dare.
他媽的 你們看見了嗎? 好好看看啊 Oh, fuck, are you seeing this? Seriously, watch.
我想是的 I think so.
夥計們? 哦 嗨 Guys? Oh, hey.
我們要走了 你們要去哪兒? We're out of here. Where are you going?
回我們的地方 Back to our place...
去喝一杯 我也去 ...for a drink. I'll come with you.
不行 回去 克瑞斯 你在這兒還有事要做 No, hang back, Chris, there's plenty for you to do here.
另外 這是妮可的時刻 Besides, this is Nicole's time.
坐吧 夥計 Just have a seat, man.
小男孩 Attaboy.
聽聽這個 So check this out.
你們知不知道鹽水跟血 Do you know that salt water and blood
沒什麼區別? are basically the same thing?
這是真的 It's true.
有個法國生物學家 There's a French biologist that
在一條流浪狗身上做過實驗 did this experiment on a stray dog...
大約在世紀之交的時候 ...around the turn of the century.
他把抽走狗體內的血 He drained all the blood out of the dog
換上被稀釋的海水 and replaced it with diluted seawater...
大家都認為那條狗死定了 ...and everybody thought that this dog was gonna die.
只有狗狗不這麼想 Except the dog didn't.
他們發現缺失的血又新生了 What they found is that all the missing blood had regenerated.
鹽水變成了血 The saltwater became blood.
之後 那條狗比以前 And after that, the dog was
更活蹦亂跳了 more alive and vibrant than it ever had been before.
它又度過了健康而漫長的許多年 The dog went on to live a long and very healthy life.
祝永生 克瑞斯 To long life, Chris.
讓我嘗一點 Let me try some of that.
我想你不會太喜歡的 I don't really think you'd find it too much to your liking.
你最好還是繼續喝啤酒 You might wanna just stick with the beer.
你那冗長無聊的故事 So what exactly was the point
到底想說明啥 強? of your very long and boring story, Jon?
簡單來說 他的意思就是 Basically, what he's trying to say is...
...我們是吸血鬼 ...we're vampires.
哦 可怕 說真的 Ooh. Scary. No, but seriously...
我們就是吸血鬼 ...we're vampires.
救命! Help me!
不 不 不 No, no, no.
求你了 No, please.
放了我 Let me go.
閉上你的鳥嘴 Shut the fuck up.
不 不要 No, no, no.
我認為我愛這女孩 哦 我愛她 I'm thinking I love this girl. Oh, fuck, I love this girl.
下手 Do it.
快點! Do it!
快跑 Run. Go.
快點 Come on.
你玩完了 兄弟 You're fucked up, bro.
申恩可沒法救你了 Shane's not around to save your ass
我已經受夠了你的態度 and I've had it with your attitude.
可能你認為我在說笑 Guess you think I'm kidding you, bud...
但我不是 ...but it ain't so.
申恩現在在哪兒? 媽的 Where's Shane now, bi...? Fuck.
你現在可沒有什麼棍子了吧? You ain't got no fucking stick now, do you?
來吧 做個了結 Come on, let's finish this.
嘿! Hey!
誰訂了十字架? Who ordered the stake?
你還好吧? Are you cool?
是的 我很好 Yeah, I'm cool.
我是說 你還好吧? I said, are you cool?
把你的牙露出來 Show me your teeth.
我說了我很好 I said I'm cool.
我說讓我看看你的牙 And I said, show me your teeth.
我很好 I am cool.
好的 看得出來 Yeah, I can see that.
我們快沒時間了 埃迪 We don't have time for this shit, Eddie.
我們得到老巢去 We have to get to the nest
在我妹妹喝血之前把她救出來 and get my sister before she feeds.
我也正想說 That's what I'm talking about.
我討厭他媽的吸血鬼 I hate fucking vampires.
你在幹什麼 夥計? What are you doing, man?
把這個變成聖水 Turning this into holy water.
我是牧師 你是牧師? I'm a minister. You're a minister?
是的 我在網上受命的 Yup. I got ordained online.
我是國際網上 I'm officially recognized
牧師聯合會的成員 by the International Association of Online Ministers...
可敬的教士艾格洛·弗洛格 吸血鬼獵手 ...as the Honorable Reverend Edgar Frog, the vampire hunter.
你專門學過嗎? Did you study for that?
沒有 我找到網站 填了幾個表格 No. I went to the website, filled out a couple forms...
然後點擊了"任命我 " ...and clicked "Ordain Me."
在戰鬥開始前 Now, before going into battle,
我得跟你提個醒 there's a few things that you need to be briefed on.
首先 吸血鬼中刀時 First of all, when a vampire buys it,
景象可不好看 it's never a pretty sight.
吸血鬼反應不同 No two bloodsuckers go out the same way.
有的會尖叫 有的悄無聲息 Some yell and scream, some go quietly,
有的爆炸 有的內爆 some explode, some implode...
但他們都想把你抓走 ...but all will try to take you with them.
至於你的反擊裝備 As far as your arsenal of vamp artillery:
我們有十字架 We got stakes.
拿幾個木製的 拿幾個金屬的 Got some wooden ones, got some metal ones...
還有碳纖維的 ...and some carbon-fibers.
我喜歡樹脂的 又輕又靈活 I like the resins, they're light and easy to handle.
沒有什麼能像 That said, there's nothing as good as
舊時的木製品一樣 the old-fashioned, classic wood job.
安全 結實又可靠 Safe, sturdy, reliable.
還有用來發射聖水炸彈的 Next, we have my air-propelled-rocket grenade launcher
氣壓手榴發射器 for holy-water balloons.
這是我的寶貝 別想碰一下 This is my baby, don't touch it.
我們還有這個 We also have one of these.
你知道怎麼用吧? 是的 當然 You know how to use this, right? Yeah, totally.
很好 不 夥計 我不知道這是什麼 Okay, good. No, dude, I have no idea what that is.
這是大蒜刀 It's a garlic bolo.
算了 我拿這個 Never mind, I'll hold on to this one.
去宰幾個吸血鬼吧 Let's go kill some vampires.
他們知道我們來了 They know we're here.
準備好了嗎? Are you ready?
我想是的 你想是的? I guess so. You guess so?
我知道我準備好了 I know so.
救我 Help me.
你聞到了? You smell that?
黴菌的味道 還有死亡的氣息 Smells like fungus or death.
這是吸血鬼特有的味道 It's vampire BO.
什麼? What?
你到底在說什麼? 跟著我就好 What the hell are you talking about? Just follow me.
妮可 救我 Nicole, help me.
伊萬 Evan.
我不能 I can't.
你說你準備好了 You said you were ready.
但我認識他 But I know him.
他是我們之間唯一的障礙 妮可 Well, he's the only thing that still stands between us, Nicole.
你和永恆之間唯一的障礙 The only thing that stands between you and immortality.
如果你想跟我在一起 If you wanna be with me...
如果你愛我 ...if you love me...
你會下手的 ...you'll do this.
安靜點 夥計 你會吵醒死人的 Quiet, man, you'll wake the dead.
克瑞斯 Chris.
該死 Shit.
聽不懂"在一起"是什麼意思嗎? What part of "stay together" don't you understand?
聞著不妙 I smell ugly.
克瑞斯 Chris.
出來 克瑞斯 Come on, Chris.
克瑞斯不在 埃迪 Chris isn't here, Eddie...
但你哥哥在 ...but your brother is.
你在哪兒? Where are you?
的確不妙 Yup, it's ugly.
沒中 Missed.
好獵手是不會失手的 Pop goes the weasel.
克瑞斯 Chris.
永存 Stay forever.
永生 Live forever.
跟家人在一起 Stay with family.
克瑞斯 Chris.
歡迎 Welcome.
克瑞斯 Chris.
我等你這樣的人 I've been waiting to meet someone
等了好久 克瑞斯 like you for quite some time, Chris.
一個能挑戰極限 Someone that would push the boundaries,
能挑戰我的人 someone that would challenge me.
我看見你有這潛力 克瑞斯 I saw that in you. Chris.
我不想失去哥哥 I don't wanna lose my brother.
來吧 攝入某人的元素 Come on, taking in someone's essence...
吸收活人的鮮血 ...consuming living human blood...
這才是正事 ...that's the real rush.
不! No!
申恩! Shane!
不 申恩 住手 No. Shane. Stop.
你會殺了他的 申恩! You're killing him. Shane!
不! No!
妮可 Nicole.
為什麼? Why?
他是我家人 混蛋 He's family, asshole.
申恩. Shane.
申恩 停下 Shane, stop.
妮可 Nicole.
幫人生火 Build a man a fire...
可以保證他今天的溫暖 ...and he's warm for a day.
教人點火 Light a man on fire...
那他的餘生都將溫暖 ...and he's warm for the rest of his life.
我出力了 你們會收到帳單的 You'll be getting a bill for my services.
謝謝 埃迪 嘿 我就是幹這行的 Thanks, Eddie. Hey, it's what I do.
還有 是艾格洛 And it's Edgar.
嘿 我能...? Hey, is it...?
我能不能給你打電話? Is it cool if I call you sometime?
呃 Uh...
好的 Okay.
耶! Yes!
太棒了! Woo-hoo!
這是完全不能容忍的 This is completely unacceptable.
我很清楚你們幹了什麼 I know exactly what you've been up to.
我告訴你們 現在就得停下 I am telling you, it has to stop right now.
我不會眼睜睜 I will not stand by and watch
看著我關心的兩個人 two young people that I care about...
墮落下去 你們聽見了嗎? ...fall into this trap, you hear me?
所以 如果讓我看見一點白粉 So if I so much as see one seed...
或者發現一根大麻煙 ...or catch one whiff of reefer...
相信我 我知道那是什麼味道 And believe me, I know what it smells like.
我就叫警察 I'm calling the cops.
不是警告 我的忍耐是有限度的 明白了? No warning. We are talking zero tolerance, you got that?
討論結束 End of discussion.
別裝腔作勢了 Cut the theatrics.
我知道你在那兒 I know you're out there.
出來吧 Show yourself.
被十字架刺中不失為一種好歸宿 That's a good way to get yourself staked, Sam.
放鬆點 老兄 Easy there, compadre.
在你幹了那些混帳事之後? After all the shit that you pulled?
我覺得你至少應該聽我解釋 I think you can at least hear me out. I mean,
那是你欠我的 I feel like you owe me that.
你真指望我能裝作什麼也沒發生? You really expect me to act like nothing ever happened?
不 我已經原諒你了 No, I've already forgiven you.
是橋下的水 It's water under the bridge.
站住 Stay there.
你不會想這樣下去的 You don't want it to go down like this.
我就要這樣 Oh, it's going down like this.
我警告你 I'm warning you.
嘿 我興奮得發抖 Hey, I'm trembling.
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