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搜游子转制

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夜上海 夜上海 夜上海

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杀死你 杀死你 杀死你 杀死你

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顶呀!顶呀!

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上呀

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唉!手球啊!

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不是呀!

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唉!

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肥周哥,怎么了?担心老婆呀?

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倒也是

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楼下一对两夫妇刚刚自杀死了!

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这两天我回去都有点害怕遇见鬼

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鬼?什么鬼?

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用不着这么大反应吧?

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我是问你,是不是担心老婆怕鬼呀?

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不是!阿凤才不怕鬼的!

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我是担心大风大雨!

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她一个人在家!

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打电话回去又打不通

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怕她有什么事!

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要不要我叫阿宝过去看看?

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不用麻烦啦

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就隔壁有什么麻烦?

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我打个电话给他!

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不用了阿芝!阿凤没事的!谢谢!

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好棒!

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唉!有没有弄错啊?

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都说富咸会赢的!

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幸好听你的!

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相信这家伙一成就完蛋了!

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伤不伤心啊现在?

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什么?

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喂!阿虫哥!不是!灯哥!请买单!

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三号台买单呀!

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离谱的!

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势均力敌当然买主场啦

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还要让平半!

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如果让不起就不会让啦

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波是圆的!阿叔都有说啦!

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你现在的心情是不是很气结呢!

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你就想了

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都说这些是鬼盘

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看你会不会把握了!

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势均力敌当然要买下盘了在这种环境

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下盘!下次你就知!

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灯哥!多谢二百五十块!

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二百五十块那么便宜?三百蚊唔驶找!

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多谢虫哥!不,是多谢灯哥!

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多谢灯哥!

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走了!走了

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明天买什么记得通知一声!拜

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下次再来呀!多谢!

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我通你老娘

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终有一天我会赢得啪啪响!

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到时你别向我要提示

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欠人一身债

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终有一天被人打得啪啪响吧

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我告诉你!

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这个时候还要挑衅我的情绪?

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知不知道谁最恶呀?

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我当然知道!穷人嘛!

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你有没有听过电视说!

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切勿沉迷赌博啊!

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不赌不知时运高呀

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你不懂的,不跟你说

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算计一下尾场买什么好

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清理呀!

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多少钱?

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百九十元!

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三百块!

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多谢!多谢!

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谢谢!

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肥周哥反正老板不在

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又没顾客,先回去吧

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还有活要干呀!

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行了!就留给我和阿虫阿强就可以

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巴塞罗那多少赔率?

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平手?二千蚊巴塞!

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干嘛又扯到我身上呀?

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肥周哥想回家看看老婆不行吗?

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这么大雨!你帮不帮忙呀?

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还有尾场呀!

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肥周哥平时怎样帮你忙你都忘记了!

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行了!我跟肥周是老朋友!没计较的!

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行了行了!

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行了

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谢谢!

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快点走吧!小心点啊!

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阿虫!帮手执拾啊,还看波经!

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行了

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有没有搞错?一来就搭肩膀!

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你两口子是不是串通的?

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你抽大麻了?

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你少抽点吧

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少抽点没灵感呀!

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没灵感?这么晚下来干嘛?

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接你嘛,这么大雨,你又没带伞

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还没下班呀,你先坐吧

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你有没有东西不要呀?

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黄婆!我被你吓死了!

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你走路怎么没声音的?

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这么怕死你就快点搬吧

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趁现在人家收楼,能走就走吧

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那你怎么不走?

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你们不离开!我怎可以走?

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又跟我有关?

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这把伞我不要啦,你拿去吧

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多谢!

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忠伯

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周生回来了!

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是呀!

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我等你回来!

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忠伯!管理费我迟几天再给你吧

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好!

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对了!这里的住客也搬得七七八八了!

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应该没什么人交管理费了

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你到底有没有工资?

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工资属等闲事吧!

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只要这里一天有人居住!我也不会走!

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老婆…老婆

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老婆!夜了,你又在干什么?

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我打算煮两只鸡蛋给你

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你今天生日啊!

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是吗?我也忘了!

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让我帮你!

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小心呀!

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有没有破呀?

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没有!

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这鸡蛋好像坏了!

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没理由的!鸡蛋明明是你前天才买的

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怎会这么快变坏?

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是吗?不要紧吧

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让我尝尝

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不行!医生吩咐过

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你不可以随便吃东西

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尝一点没关系!来吧!

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不行!一点!万一有什么事怎办

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不要吃!

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那我再弄给你吧

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不用了!我先去洗澡!

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老婆!老婆!玩接龙吗?

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玩什么?今个月去过了!又挑?

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奖你生日啊!

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不用啦!

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这个好吗?

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不好!

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不好还直勾勾地看?

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我是看计算机有没有事!

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老婆呀!你别整天上色情网页吧!

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我是怕你闷

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才买部计算机回来让你玩接龙

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帮你挑选嘛!

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都说不用了!

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你有需要很正常,只怪我给不了你

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干嘛又说这些呢?我够了

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我说了不介意你跟别的女人做

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只要你做足安全措施!

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不可以找同一个女人!不可以

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不可以有真感情,留精不留情嘛

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行了,老婆!

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这个好吗?

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这个!这个是什么来的?

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我挑第二个给你!这个不错呀!

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不行不行!

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为什么?哗!哗!

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哗!很丑!第二个!

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什么?不好吗咩?

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不好不好!

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这个吧,我觉得这个不错

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麻烦请等一下!谢谢!

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哼.这次一定要蛇仔明还钱!

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不可以心软!一借就三年

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三年之后又三年,都快十年了!

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那混蛋住哪个单位呢?

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洗楼呀?

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喂,这么巧?

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这个好吗?

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昨天你尾场赢回来吗?

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别提了!非跳楼不可了!

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那你还来嫖妓?

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散散心也要呀!

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反正都是死,起码要开个荤

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做只风流鬼嘛!

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喂!一场死党

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去你那儿住几天行不行?

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喂!一场死党,不行行不行呀?

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别这样吧

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你不是不知道我老婆的环境

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不太方便

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不是呀,我觉得很方便

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我还可以帮你照顾她

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我老婆很独立,不用人照顾

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我去告发,说你来嫖妓

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什么?我老婆帮我挑的!

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你有种!

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你找到你要找的那个蛇仔明没有?

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那…你还会不会来找我呀?

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会!当然会!

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但是我不想你来

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为什么?

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姊妹们都说跟客人发生感情

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一定没有好结果!

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哦!这里是肥周的家?天意啊!

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你找谁呀?

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5B肥周

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找完朋友就快点走!

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我何时走关你什么事!

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是…是不是出来呀?

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那么多地方不去,偏偏来这里呀?

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探望朋友!探望朋友!很快就走

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哗!这么夜了!还是找天再来!

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看完朋友要马上走!

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我知道了!我知道了!

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小伙子,有没有东西不要呀?

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什么?

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我问你有没有东西不要呀?

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婆婆,你是人还是鬼呀?

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人鬼都不会分就到处跑

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你这样的外表,很难分呀!

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我赠你一句,眼看未为真呀!

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不知道你说什么?

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小伙子,有没有东西不要呀?

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有了,有了!这二十元不要的!

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谢谢!

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小伙子!

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再赠你一句!

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不要再赌啦,小心把命输掉呀

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你咒我呀给你钱你反而咒我?

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活该你当要饭!

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几十岁人也是这样的!

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不赌,不赌!我不赌请你吃红枣!

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肥周这个人

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怎会这么有同情心收留我呢!

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呀!有!阿宝!

235
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宝!真的谢谢呀!我住几天就走啦!

236
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,513
行啦!少麻烦了!

237
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,243
喂!尝尝啊!

238
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,277
不要!

239
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,981
好东西不要?不识货

240
00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:13,564
为何还在这?

241
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,192
干嘛每次都那么迟?

242
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:25,060
小姐!你这种说法要戒啦!

243
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,882
我肯送来算不错啦!

244
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:30,252
你们这幢大厦像间鬼屋

245
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:33,016
我们店里只有我敢来!

246
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:36,084
鬼你的头!鬼屋有美女住吗?

247
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,140
小姐!你这种说法又要戒了!

248
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,223
OK!就当你真是美女!

249
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,296
为什么鬼屋不能有美女住呢?

250
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,756
对了!棒啊!肚饿!吃东西!

251
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,407
对不起!没你的份!

252
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,348
不是吧?过门也是客呀!

253
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,147
我只想你快点走!

254
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,388
我想在这住几天而已!

255
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:06,120
阿芝你这么漂亮!一定有一颗善心!

256
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,936
善心我当然有!

257
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,405
不过不是向着你!

258
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,473
我也帮过你很多次了!

259
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:12,574
我劝过你戒赌!

260
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:15,677
我在金钱上帮过你!精神上也帮过你!

261
00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:19,036
你怎么样?你自己死性不改,怪不了人

262
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,168
那就再帮这一次吧!

263
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:23,901
不行!

264
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,890
求求你了,要不是追债的追上门

265
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,025
我也不用无家可归

266
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:33,485
天大地大,你叫我走哪里去?

267
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:37,499
好呀!你喜欢赌博!我就跟你赌!

268
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,135
如果你赢了我就让你留下来

269
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,136
但如果你输了

270
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,151
就请你马上走!怎么样?

271
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,795
好!我偏不信我赢不了你,怎么赌?

272
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:51,827
就赌我这盒外卖是什么!

273
00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:00,846
干炒牛河!

274
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:04,460
真的对不起了!

275
00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:06,495
是湿炒牛河!

276
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:09,665
都是牛河而已!也不是全错!

277
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:10,666
阿宝!你说对不对?

278
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,489
阿宝!愿赌服输

279
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:15,537
别说我不指条明路给你走!

280
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,106
楼下二楼有个单位丢空着!

281
00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:20,964
你要躲几天嘛,就去那躲呀!

282
00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:34,478
楼下那单位,前几天才死了人呀

283
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,983
死了人就不住得吗?

284
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:11,875
谁呀?

285
00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:16,398
是不是有人进去呀?喂?

286
00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:19,858
唉!总要闯进去的!

287
00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:22,170
你怕他转头不会走出来吗

288
00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:24,061
你别多管闲事吧

289
00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:27,152
不要睡这里!

290
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:33,563
不要睡这里!

291
00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:41,666
不要睡这里…不要睡这里…

292
00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:51,111
不要睡这里

293
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:53,789
吓着你吗,先生?没事嘛?

294
00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:57,626
没什么,我听见球赛声音

295
00:26:57,650 --> 00:26:58,927
所以就看一下

296
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,696
哦!我在看球赛呀!吵着你吗?

297
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,210
没有!没吵着!没吵着!

298
00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:06,268
哦?你的手受了伤!没事嘛?

299
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:08,337
对了!怎会的?没事没事!

300
00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:09,294
进来涂点药水吧!进来涂点药水!

301
00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:10,693
不用了,不用了!不用客气!

302
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:11,856
阿寿!左邻右里没关系吧!

303
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:13,575
不用了不用了!

304
00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:15,677
别客气!别客气!进来吧!进来吧!

305
00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:16,691
怎么好意思呀!

306
00:27:17,503 --> 00:27:18,163
别客气!

307
00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:18,932
怎么好意思呀!

308
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,461
真的不用客气啊!

309
00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:24,503
你坐一会儿!我拿胶布给你!

310
00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:26,343
谢谢!

311
00:27:41,394 --> 00:27:43,372
我叫阿虫呀!怎样称呼?

312
00:27:43,396 --> 00:27:45,125
我叫阿福!

313
00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:49,601
阿福呀?好少女人改男人名字的

314
00:27:49,635 --> 00:27:50,612
是不是有玄机呢?

315
00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:52,314
是呀!我妈妈想我有福气!

316
00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:53,772
就叫我阿福了!

317
00:27:55,975 --> 00:27:58,320
你来认识女孩还是看球赛?

318
00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,402
不好意思!

319
00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:01,714
我们说什么关你什么事!

320
00:28:02,748 --> 00:28:04,648
对了!这位大哥怎样称呼?

321
00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:07,229
阿虫哥是吧!

322
00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:08,764
是呀!是呀!

323
00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,654
阿禄的性格是这样的

324
00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,818
不要介意!我帮你!

325
00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:14,052
谢谢,谢谢!

326
00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:16,304
这些是女人的工作!我帮你!

327
00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:17,386
好呀!

328
00:28:18,631 --> 00:28:20,929
对了,虫哥!你住在哪一层?

329
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,433
我不是住在这里的!

330
00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:25,095
难怪这么生面口了

331
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:26,769
你住这里吗?

332
00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:27,796
不是啊!

333
00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,869
他们俩是我的朋友!来看球赛而已!

334
00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:35,381
成功了!

335
00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:37,043
你赌不赌?

336
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:44,220
我?我不赌简直不肯!

337
00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:49,504
呀!这就对了!

338
00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:52,054
我们现在四个人!

339
00:28:52,798 --> 00:28:56,564
不如一边打麻雀一边看球赛吧

340
00:28:58,204 --> 00:28:59,399
什么?不是吧?

341
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,952
你们打多大的?

342
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,842
你是客!你说吧!

343
00:29:06,779 --> 00:29:10,613
小意思一两块吧,有什么规举呀?

344
00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:18,033
用不着这么毒吧?

345
00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:20,287
你不犯规就没事了!

346
00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,789
那也是!那也是!

347
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:25,774
对了!我今天身上没带现金!

348
00:29:25,798 --> 00:29:27,197
大家打筹码行不行?

349
00:29:30,236 --> 00:29:32,914
我们习惯用这些做筹码的!

350
00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:35,930
你看!每张都几千万!

351
00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:38,620
赌起来是不是豪爽得多呢

352
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:40,155
很豪爽的!

353
00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:42,238
说那么多,你打不打呀?

354
00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:44,944
打!怎会不打!打!

355
00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:49,753
咦!皇马球赛开了!

356
00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:51,733
虽然我是她的支持者!

357
00:29:51,757 --> 00:29:53,316
但这次她赢不了!

358
00:29:54,093 --> 00:29:54,970
我就说0比0!

359
00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:57,939
不是吧!我买重她了!

360
00:29:57,963 --> 00:30:01,331
你对又买不对又买!输定了!

361
00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:04,430
打麻雀吧!打麻雀吧!

362
00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:12,073
食糊!

363
00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:16,092
食糊!给钱!清一色!

364
00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:17,325
二索!

365
00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:21,115
食糊!二索!清一色!给钱!

366
00:30:21,754 --> 00:30:22,448
红中!

367
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:25,801
食糊!大三元!给钱!

368
00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:27,269
发财!

369
00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:31,606
食糊!真棒!尾糊也吃了!

370
00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:34,656
速速给钱!行了,行了!好!买单!

371
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,269
好了!好了!好了!

372
00:30:37,303 --> 00:30:38,146
我剩下两张而已!

373
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,114
我也是!

374
00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:40,315
我也只剩下两张!

375
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:43,934
你们三个真有趣,一起输那么多

376
00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:50,625
别这样吧,球赛你们可赢了不少呀

377
00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:53,710
我们三个只猜赛果不下赌的!

378
00:30:53,786 --> 00:30:55,777
不是吧?有钱也不要!

379
00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:57,499
赢那么多钱干什么?

380
00:30:57,523 --> 00:31:00,254
不是吧!赢那么多钱干什么?

381
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,105
喂!不如你们给我点提示!

382
00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:05,774
帮小弟赚回一点!

383
00:31:05,798 --> 00:31:06,788
你很爱钱吗?

384
00:31:06,832 --> 00:31:09,995
我有时简直觉得自己爱钱多过爱自己

385
00:31:10,603 --> 00:31:11,814
那你今天晚上十二点再来

386
00:31:11,837 --> 00:31:13,236
到时我们给你提示

387
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,298
早点来行不行呀?

388
00:31:15,908 --> 00:31:18,119
这样吧!你先给我电话!

389
00:31:18,143 --> 00:31:19,254
我们随时联络!

390
00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:23,215
拿什么电话?说好十二点就十二点!

391
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:28,145
就是!提示也要慢慢想嘛,今晚见吧

392
00:31:28,954 --> 00:31:32,584
不错!今晚见,今晚见!今晚十二点!

393
00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:07,846
小妹妹,你的家人呢?

394
00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:12,154
你自己一个人走来呀?

395
00:33:13,826 --> 00:33:15,385
那你认不认得路回家呀?

396
00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:19,329
哥哥送你去警察局

397
00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:21,867
让警察叔叔带你回家好不好呀?

398
00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:26,067
如果你暂时不想回家的话

399
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,016
那就上哥哥家坐一会

400
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,565
晚一些我再送你回去吧

401
00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:41,816
小妹妹,你饿不饿呀?

402
00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:44,118
不饿吗?

403
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:47,254
那哥哥去一去厕所!

404
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,124
等一会回来再跟你玩好不好?

405
00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:59,367
小妹妹

406
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:01,363
咦!

407
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,852
喂!怎搞什么?我的东西呢?

408
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:25,106
拷!定是那小妹

409
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:27,360
下次看到你就要你好看!

410
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:35,910
肥周!

411
00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:37,424
见鬼呀你?死到哪去了?

412
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,665
别怪我不警告你!小心,小心!

413
00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:41,696
你再这样下去,老板叫我炒你了!

414
00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:44,452
你代我跟老板说!我炒他才对!!

415
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,672
这种发不了财的工作不适合我!

416
00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:49,791
不怕告诉你,又让我找到一条财路了!

417
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,392
一世人两兄弟!要不要预你的份?

418
00:35:51,416 --> 00:35:52,713
算了啦

419
00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:56,064
有钱也不会赚,难怪你气色这么差!

420
00:35:56,088 --> 00:35:58,284
我发了财可别说我没出声叫你呀!

421
00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:01,121
快点换衣服开工啦!

422
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,971
开你的头!我回来收拾东西的!

423
00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:06,774
我早说过了!这种工作,滚开吧!

424
00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:10,757
这种工作做来干什么?你做吧

425
00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:14,516
那天结果找了哪个妞呀?

426
00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:15,302
娇娇!

427
00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:17,035
阿娇?行不行呀?

428
00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:22,848
样貌丑身材、服务又差!

429
00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:23,871
真的那么差?

430
00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:28,249
是真的!简直浪费金钱时间和精神

431
00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:30,498
算了吧!有钱你怕找不到女人?

432
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,786
阿娇不行,我找阿沙!

433
00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:46,748
你好,我是娇娇呀

434
00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:49,918
我现在听不到你电话

435
00:36:49,942 --> 00:36:52,070
不用说那么多的了

436
00:36:52,144 --> 00:36:57,412
想我就直接上来找我吧快点啊

437
00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:59,178
太晚我不等的

438
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,390
喂!丫头!你是谁?

439
00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:16,034
阿宝!

440
00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:19,094
丫头?

441
00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:23,318
丫头,你还敢在这里?快走呀!

442
00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:25,720
干嘛这么凶?小女孩来的!

443
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,269
她扔掉我的东西呀!

444
00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:29,972
有什么吃完饭再说

445
00:37:32,217 --> 00:37:33,844
你干嘛扎两条辫子了?

446
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:35,363
好不好看呀?

447
00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:38,254
你挽髻我也说你好看啦!

448
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:41,636
向他道歉吧!

449
00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:42,889
对不起!

450
00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:48,233
先吃东西好了

451
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:50,595
吃这东西哪有营养?

452
00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:52,263
我煮饭给你!

453
00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,274
半夜煮饭?

454
00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:01,540
你会煮饭吗?

455
00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:03,775
吃饭了!快过来吧!

456
00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:08,451
好像很好吃似的!

457
00:38:09,254 --> 00:38:11,586
是啊,我煮的!你喜不喜欢?

458
00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:13,687
喜欢!

459
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:15,770
多吃点呀

460
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:16,437
好呀!

461
00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:17,292
吃饭!

462
00:38:27,539 --> 00:38:28,563
这个给你吃!

463
00:38:34,046 --> 00:38:35,036
知道你还没吃饭

464
00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:36,724
买了一碗粥给你吃!

465
00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:38,716
你对我真好!

466
00:38:39,284 --> 00:38:40,012
你现在才知道吗?

467
00:38:40,052 --> 00:38:41,296
知道又怎样

468
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,721
我又不可以整天看到你!

469
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:46,253
你以为我不想吗

470
00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:48,653
我已经一有空就来看你了!

471
00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:53,121
你说若我们天天也可以一起多好!

472
00:38:57,336 --> 00:39:00,033
不如你别干了!我养你!

473
00:39:00,072 --> 00:39:04,202
你养我?你养的我多久!

474
00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:08,545
不要紧吧!我们一起开心就行了!

475
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:11,640
先吃粥吧!

476
00:39:12,451 --> 00:39:13,577
好热呀!

477
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,881
我帮你吹凉它!

478
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:20,582
吃得了!

479
00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:23,853
很美味呀!

480
00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:27,563
多吃一口吧

481
00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:37,172
很美味!

482
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,005
老公!你回来了!

483
00:39:45,217 --> 00:39:48,096
老婆呀!你搞什么?搞到乱七八糟!

484
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:48,863
给我,给我!

485
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,465
我不小心打翻了

486
00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:51,933
你不要动好了

487
00:39:51,957 --> 00:39:53,634
安静坐着玩计算机不就好嘛

488
00:39:53,658 --> 00:39:54,989
若你再摔倒怎么办呢!

489
00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:59,192
为什么最近你回来都好像很累的?

490
00:40:00,132 --> 00:40:02,362
人家要工作嘛!

491
00:40:03,268 --> 00:40:05,430
你是不是开始觉得我烦?

492
00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:08,897
才回来,你让我歇口气行不行?

493
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,651
如果你觉得我是一个负累

494
00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:13,821
你跟我说,我走!我不会再给你麻烦!

495
00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:16,837
你你又说这种话?你想

496
00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:19,609
老公!你怎么了?老公!

497
00:40:20,685 --> 00:40:26,283
老公!

498
00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:38,379
阿婆!又是你呀?

499
00:40:38,403 --> 00:40:41,236
我上次给你钱你就这样报答我?

500
00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:44,719
我上次送你那两句话不是报答了吗?

501
00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:47,303
行了!行了!多谢,多谢!多谢,多谢!

502
00:40:47,379 --> 00:40:49,891
请让一让!谢谢!谢谢!

503
00:40:49,915 --> 00:40:51,076
小伙子!

504
00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:55,481
有没有东西不要呀?

505
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,388
我这条命不要了,合适的就拿去吧?

506
00:40:59,558 --> 00:41:03,304
阿婆,你不要每次来向人要东西吧

507
00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:05,373
很不吉利呀

508
00:41:05,397 --> 00:41:07,441
你一把年纪没运气无所谓!

509
00:41:07,466 --> 00:41:08,877
我还有一辈子好运

510
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,077
所以说你都不化的!

511
00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,579
走运吧!走运吧!

512
00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:12,513
哗!什么来的?你在干什么?

513
00:41:12,537 --> 00:41:15,507
嘴巴比屎还臭!真是死了活该不可怜!

514
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:18,908
拷!都不知道什么来的!

515
00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:25,578
都不知道什么来的?八婆!

516
00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:46,027
不会这么邪门吧?

517
00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:57,800
怎么了?像个水人似的?

518
00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:05,814
好好热呀!好热呀!

519
00:43:06,718 --> 00:43:10,279
在这里干什么?还不上去?

520
00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:13,533
不是阿福她有什么吧?

521
00:43:13,558 --> 00:43:19,895
不是!买烟!我想去买包烟!

522
00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,511
是我们今晚的头选!

523
00:43:23,535 --> 00:43:26,630
全部提示都在这里了!

524
00:43:27,606 --> 00:43:29,116
别说那么多,我现在马上去下注

525
00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:30,301
拜拜!

526
00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:37,338
他似乎有点古怪!

527
00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:40,277
难道他看到阿福的真面目?

528
00:43:41,419 --> 00:43:45,856
这样就好了!少一只鬼跟我们争!

529
00:43:46,658 --> 00:43:48,102
我们等了这么久

530
00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:50,356
才等到这个傻子!

531
00:43:51,730 --> 00:43:52,873
有了他的肉身

532
00:43:52,897 --> 00:43:55,730
我们就可以借尸还魂!

533
00:43:56,868 --> 00:44:00,463
不用到下边慢慢轮候!

534
00:44:01,172 --> 00:44:02,731
老规矩啦!

535
00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:05,252
哪个令傻仔赢得多钱!

536
00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:07,643
他的肉身就属于他!

537
00:44:12,851 --> 00:44:16,185
还要一次来三只?

538
00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:29,343
不是吧阿婆怎么又是你啊

539
00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:31,165
是不是我上辈子欠你的

540
00:44:31,202 --> 00:44:33,347
是我前世欠了你才对!

541
00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:36,102
早叫你别再赌钱了!

542
00:44:36,141 --> 00:44:39,153
他们还不能出来,快远远地走吧

543
00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:41,145
有多远走多远呀!

544
00:44:57,762 --> 00:44:58,729
我上班了!

545
00:44:58,763 --> 00:45:00,026
拜拜!

546
00:45:17,716 --> 00:45:21,710
喂!他现在出门口了!你跟住佢!

547
00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:53,680
有没有东西不要呀?

548
00:45:54,586 --> 00:45:55,553
没有!

549
00:45:56,387 --> 00:45:59,846
你们家的垃圾真臭!

550
00:45:59,891 --> 00:46:01,535
是垃圾都臭的啦!

551
00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:07,589
你们的特别臭!因为你们特别肮脏!

552
00:46:07,632 --> 00:46:14,629
两个都肮脏!真的很肮脏!很肮脏

553
00:46:30,588 --> 00:46:32,454
你的女儿很像你呀!

554
00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:36,725
不见你两天,以为你回家了!

555
00:46:36,761 --> 00:46:37,853
你为什么在这儿的?

556
00:46:38,396 --> 00:46:40,774
女儿当然要找爸爸!

557
00:46:40,799 --> 00:46:42,358
她不是我的女儿!

558
00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:47,731
连自己女儿都不认,真是太过份了

559
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,808
神经病!都说不是我的女儿了

560
00:47:07,192 --> 00:47:09,957
阿布!近来有没有新书?

561
00:47:10,762 --> 00:47:12,753
你不要整天看这些书

562
00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:15,543
拿报纸去找工作吧!

563
00:47:15,567 --> 00:47:17,968
什么?不要!

564
00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:20,449
我说正正经经找份工作呀!

565
00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:22,963
我们一班朋友只有你还没安定!

566
00:47:23,007 --> 00:47:25,271
还有啊!不要整天吸毒啦!

567
00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:26,243
没有益处的!

568
00:47:26,811 --> 00:47:28,556
每次见到你,你都这样说?

569
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:29,857
你比我女人更难缠

570
00:47:29,881 --> 00:47:31,815
难怪你没女人要!

571
00:47:31,850 --> 00:47:33,495
什么?是我不要她们而已!

572
00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:34,952
是吗?是吗?

573
00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:37,932
后面那小女孩是你的亲戚吗?

574
00:47:37,956 --> 00:47:39,151
很像你呀!

575
00:47:39,791 --> 00:47:42,203
有这样的亲戚我就吐血了!

576
00:47:42,227 --> 00:47:44,958
真不知道她从哪来,整天跟着我

577
00:47:44,996 --> 00:47:46,361
不会是在暗恋你吧?

578
00:47:46,397 --> 00:47:48,976
神经病!说得就说

579
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,644
不跟你聊了!再见!

580
00:47:50,668 --> 00:47:52,466
好啦!拜拜!

581
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:16,417
娜娜?

582
00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:55,209
你不要再抽了!

583
00:48:55,233 --> 00:48:56,243
你忘了上一次吗?

584
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:57,564
我不会让你再抽的!

585
00:48:58,803 --> 00:49:06,803
我不会让你再抽的

586
00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:14,178
活该的!

587
00:49:40,345 --> 00:49:41,676
又怎么啦你?

588
00:49:44,716 --> 00:49:46,294
我想我遇见鬼!

589
00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,696
咦!新花样呀,我没有空理你!

590
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,916
你过去陪阿虫吧!他哭球丧啊!

591
00:49:51,589 --> 00:49:52,420
不是吧!

592
00:49:53,725 --> 00:49:55,420
啤酒!怎样?要吃些什么?

593
00:50:05,236 --> 00:50:08,171
转性啦?不抽大麻,喝啤酒?

594
00:50:08,806 --> 00:50:10,399
我遇到一只女鬼呀!

595
00:50:11,109 --> 00:50:15,342
才一只?我撞见三只呢!

596
00:50:16,314 --> 00:50:19,326
不是啊!我认真的!

597
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:21,148
我像说笑吗?

598
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,331
他们还给我提示叫我赌球

599
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:25,447
还说呀!

600
00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:28,755
谁让我赢最多钱就要了我的肉身

601
00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:30,738
这么恐怖?

602
00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:34,756
就是这么恐怖!但是我完全不怕!

603
00:50:35,967 --> 00:50:36,977
鬼都不怕?

604
00:50:37,001 --> 00:50:38,833
我只怕穷

605
00:50:39,771 --> 00:50:40,748
那提示中不中啊?

606
00:50:40,772 --> 00:50:42,149
中得利害!

607
00:50:42,173 --> 00:50:44,005
那你岂不是赢很多

608
00:50:44,509 --> 00:50:46,841
阿芝又说你哭球丧?

609
00:50:47,979 --> 00:50:50,758
我昨晚见鬼搞得我惊魂失措

610
00:50:50,782 --> 00:50:53,093
记不得买!

611
00:50:53,117 --> 00:50:55,211
你不是说不怕鬼吗?

612
00:50:57,755 --> 00:51:00,834
唉,这次真是心疼死了

613
00:51:00,858 --> 00:51:02,485
有什么办法

614
00:51:02,527 --> 00:51:05,121
可以跟他们多拿一次提示呢?

615
00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:07,655
他们用你的命来赌呀

616
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,292
还回去找他们?

617
00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:12,598
用我的命来赌!

618
00:51:14,205 --> 00:51:16,139
是啊

619
00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:19,119
只要我令他们不分胜负!

620
00:51:19,143 --> 00:51:22,204
那我就可以一直继续拿提示了!

621
00:51:27,385 --> 00:51:29,547
咦!粘着什么呀?

622
00:51:30,288 --> 00:51:31,119
粘着什么呀?

623
00:51:31,155 --> 00:51:33,283
不知道!像一道符!

624
00:51:36,194 --> 00:51:37,628
我知道了!

625
00:51:37,662 --> 00:51:40,131
昨晚我碰到乞儿婆时

626
00:51:40,164 --> 00:51:43,210
她黏在我的鞋底!

627
00:51:43,234 --> 00:51:45,946
这么好笑?不如拆开来看看

628
00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:47,529
入面有没写什么?

629
00:51:48,072 --> 00:51:49,369
也好啊!

630
00:51:54,212 --> 00:51:55,771
真的有馅呀!

631
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,570
我知道了!

632
00:51:57,682 --> 00:52:00,327
一定是乞儿婆多谢我送钱给她!

633
00:52:00,351 --> 00:52:02,786
写这道符送给我报答我!

634
00:52:03,588 --> 00:52:04,898
喂!哪个乞丐婆呀?

635
00:52:04,922 --> 00:52:06,834
就是你住那幢大厦

636
00:52:06,858 --> 00:52:09,555
成天向人要东西那个

637
00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:12,940
啊!你是说住顶楼那个黄婆!

638
00:52:12,964 --> 00:52:13,940
你认识她吗?

639
00:52:13,965 --> 00:52:16,457
走过有打个招呼!

640
00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:21,867
听说她懂一些茅山之类的什么道术

641
00:52:24,942 --> 00:52:27,955
难怪她好像什么都知道!

642
00:52:27,979 --> 00:52:29,743
原来是高人来的!

643
00:52:30,948 --> 00:52:33,761
我想起了!她第一次遇见我时

644
00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:37,345
已经跟我说说我时运低!叫我别赌!

645
00:52:37,989 --> 00:52:40,788
这句说话我想天天都有人跟你说!

646
00:52:42,727 --> 00:52:44,238
那有没有人天天跟你说!

647
00:52:44,262 --> 00:52:46,774
其实你不说话时样子蛮好看的

648
00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:50,165
其实我知道我说话时样子更美!

649
00:52:50,201 --> 00:52:51,259
阿宝?

650
00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:54,235
我完全同意!

651
00:52:56,474 --> 00:52:57,464
你去死吧!

652
00:52:58,910 --> 00:53:00,435
我知道了!

653
00:53:00,478 --> 00:53:01,688
什么?

654
00:53:01,712 --> 00:53:05,959
上次她挤了些什么东西在我眼里

655
00:53:05,983 --> 00:53:07,895
搞得我见到鬼

656
00:53:07,919 --> 00:53:09,763
这道符一定是她刻意留给我

657
00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:11,551
给我用来镇鬼!

658
00:53:12,123 --> 00:53:14,785
那就对了!不如你借道符给我!

659
00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:16,486
让我用来镇压我的女鬼!

660
00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:19,673
你少抽点大麻就没事啦

661
00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:23,176
为什么?我认真的!我真的遇见鬼呀!

662
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:25,135
为什么你们都不相信我说的?

663
00:53:25,169 --> 00:53:26,227
谁遇鬼啦?

664
00:53:30,241 --> 00:53:31,318
看你这副残相

665
00:53:31,342 --> 00:53:32,503
看你这副残相

666
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:33,754
见鬼那个

667
00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:34,870
见鬼那个

668
00:53:34,912 --> 00:53:35,902
似乎是你呀!

669
00:53:35,947 --> 00:53:37,142
似乎是你呀!

670
00:53:37,215 --> 00:53:38,341
你说什么?

671
00:53:39,083 --> 00:53:43,452
我们说你被妖精吸干了!

672
00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:45,899
你最近常鬼混吧

673
00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:48,001
年纪大就少混点吧

674
00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:49,720
你没听过吗,老板!

675
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,806
色字头上一把刀呀!

676
00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:54,662
我样子残

677
00:53:54,699 --> 00:53:56,963
是因为还要干你那份活!

678
00:53:59,103 --> 00:54:00,347
你以前也干我的活儿

679
00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:01,930
不见你从前这样子!

680
00:54:01,973 --> 00:54:04,601
哼!喂!怎样折的?

681
00:54:04,642 --> 00:54:06,041
谁知道?

682
00:54:10,648 --> 00:54:12,082
我跟踪他几天

683
00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:14,913
这几天他都上同一个单位!

684
00:54:16,053 --> 00:54:18,385
那个妓女叫娇娇!

685
00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:25,996
周太太,没事我先走啦!

686
00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:29,726
可不可以多帮我一个忙?

687
00:54:49,086 --> 00:54:50,063
黄婆!

688
00:54:50,087 --> 00:54:52,886
是不是你老公越来越脏呀?

689
00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,089
可不可以告诉我,到底发生什么事?

690
00:54:56,827 --> 00:54:58,371
沾上了脏东西

691
00:54:58,396 --> 00:55:00,023
你是说我老公遇上鬼?

692
00:55:04,902 --> 00:55:08,395
娇娇?那我该怎么办?

693
00:55:08,973 --> 00:55:13,535
你说,一个人死了,为什么还不肯走?

694
00:55:14,845 --> 00:55:17,224
一是有心愿未了

695
00:55:17,248 --> 00:55:21,412
一是阳间有值得留恋的东西

696
00:55:28,759 --> 00:55:30,237
喂!你别这么胆小吧!

697
00:55:30,261 --> 00:55:32,127
那,有我陪你

698
00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:33,373
好简单的!

699
00:55:33,397 --> 00:55:35,365
我们拿了提示就闪!立即闪!

700
00:55:35,399 --> 00:55:36,764
赚钱就是这么简单!

701
00:55:36,801 --> 00:55:38,345
有我陪住你真的不用怕!

702
00:55:38,369 --> 00:55:39,346
你相信我好不好?

703
00:55:39,370 --> 00:55:40,428
我都说不去了

704
00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:43,667
有钱你也不要!

705
00:55:44,175 --> 00:55:45,452
其实很简单而已!

706
00:55:45,476 --> 00:55:48,571
你不让他们知道你怕不就行了!

707
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,045
明知是鬼我怎能不怕呀,大哥?

708
00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:54,795
我是不会去惹鬼取命的

709
00:55:54,819 --> 00:55:56,296
喂

710
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,197
你进不进来?

711
00:55:57,221 --> 00:55:59,155
我当然不来了!我要去发财!

712
00:55:59,657 --> 00:56:01,921
不妨碍你发财,有缘再见!

713
00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:04,155
喂!我预了你的份!喂!发财啊!

714
00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,331
只有我一个我很怕啊!

715
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,098
不是啊!不怕就没事!

716
00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:14,735
对!不怕就没事!

717
00:56:15,373 --> 00:56:17,501
灵符一定行,灵符一定行!

718
00:56:37,194 --> 00:56:38,171
你好!

719
00:56:38,195 --> 00:56:40,129
虫哥!你很怕吗?

720
00:56:41,132 --> 00:56:44,534
害怕?没害怕啊!你怎看出我害怕呢?

721
00:56:45,102 --> 00:56:47,901
我昨晚找师父赶走阿福了!

722
00:56:49,006 --> 00:56:50,701
心照不宣吧!

723
00:56:53,878 --> 00:56:54,970
是呀!

724
00:56:55,513 --> 00:56:57,224
昨天给你的提示全中了吧

725
00:56:57,248 --> 00:56:58,511
赢了不少钱了!

726
00:56:58,549 --> 00:57:02,144
对了,你听哪个买赢得多呀?

727
00:57:03,554 --> 00:57:06,785
别提啦!我昨晚划错票!没钱收!

728
00:57:06,824 --> 00:57:08,502
什么?有没有搞错呀你!

729
00:57:08,526 --> 00:57:12,121
不要紧!不要紧!今晚再给过!

730
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:16,222
今晚再给过你!进去再说!进去再说!

731
00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:20,832
也不知是真是假,票也会划错

732
00:57:22,573 --> 00:57:25,565
进来坐吧,我们俩再琢磨

733
00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:32,459
我想这家伙已经知道我们是鬼

734
00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:34,281
他分明是在糊弄我们

735
00:57:34,318 --> 00:57:35,513
我现在就要了他!

736
00:57:35,553 --> 00:57:37,612
喂!你想破坏规矩呀?

737
00:57:39,957 --> 00:57:41,288
我们再给他提示吧!

738
00:57:44,028 --> 00:57:47,987
你在这里冷静一下!冷静呀!

739
00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:56,183
天灵灵、地灵灵、观音菩萨

740
00:57:56,207 --> 00:57:58,471
耶稣基督急急如律令!

741
00:58:05,115 --> 00:58:06,446
不是这么邪门吧?

742
00:58:12,756 --> 00:58:15,054
阿宝!救命呀!救命呀!

743
00:58:15,426 --> 00:58:17,304
开门呀阿宝!救命呀阿宝

744
00:58:17,328 --> 00:58:18,705
开门呀开门呀!

745
00:58:18,729 --> 00:58:19,840
什么事呀?

746
00:58:19,864 --> 00:58:21,855
好凶猛呀!先让我进去…

747
00:58:25,102 --> 00:58:28,148
开门呀!救命呀!开门呀!救命呀!

748
00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:29,037
走啦!

749
00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:31,218
脚软呀!

750
00:58:31,242 --> 00:58:32,486
走快点啦!

751
00:58:32,510 --> 00:58:33,875
脚软!

752
00:58:33,911 --> 00:58:36,437
要走就快点啦!

753
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,845
脚软!

754
00:58:45,990 --> 00:58:47,389
灵符真的灵啊!

755
00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:49,320
那就不怕了!

756
00:58:50,895 --> 00:58:52,829
别以为你有灵符就可以跑得了!

757
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:55,025
你的命是我的!

758
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,630
找到那傻子没有?

759
00:59:04,341 --> 00:59:06,469
找什么?给拆穿了!

760
00:59:06,510 --> 00:59:08,478
现在我们三人也没希望了!

761
00:59:15,586 --> 00:59:19,079
宝宝你又怎么了?

762
00:59:22,593 --> 00:59:23,651
鬼呀!

763
00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:24,217
什么?

764
00:59:24,261 --> 00:59:26,161
鬼呀!走吧

765
00:59:28,866 --> 00:59:31,528
你干什么?好好的找东西挡住门口!

766
00:59:31,569 --> 00:59:34,129
好凶猛呀!不如我们搬家吧!

767
00:59:34,171 --> 00:59:35,749
不单止我见鬼了!

768
00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:39,586
连阿虫也看到呀!还看到三只!

769
00:59:39,610 --> 00:59:41,271
你疯够没有?

770
00:59:42,179 --> 00:59:44,024
我怀疑那小女孩都是那些东西

771
00:59:44,048 --> 00:59:45,880
她总是来去无踪的!

772
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,577
哪个小女孩呀?

773
00:59:48,886 --> 00:59:52,823
那晚你煮饭,她跟我们一起吃那一个!

774
00:59:53,390 --> 00:59:56,189
我煮饭?你真是有病!

775
00:59:57,661 --> 01:00:00,130
什么有病呀?我认真的!

776
01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:17,579
为什么你又扎辫子呀?

777
01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:22,911
你不要再抽了!对身体不好!

778
01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:27,580
你给我抽吧!我现在真的很需要!

779
01:00:28,626 --> 01:00:31,960
你根本就不需要大麻!你只是在逃避!

780
01:00:32,863 --> 01:00:36,094
有些事情一定要自己面对的!

781
01:00:36,934 --> 01:00:37,944
现在我遇上鬼!

782
01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:39,629
你叫我怎么面对呀

783
01:00:40,337 --> 01:00:42,669
难道你要我跟它谈判?

784
01:00:44,041 --> 01:00:46,874
不用怕的!有我陪你!

785
01:01:16,907 --> 01:01:18,068
好点了吗?

786
01:01:45,969 --> 01:01:46,959
你醒来了?

787
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:53,738
还好,你还懂得帮忙收拾屋子!

788
01:01:54,545 --> 01:01:57,276
什么?昨晚你自己收拾的!

789
01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,073
我自己收拾的?为什么我不知道!

790
01:02:00,117 --> 01:02:03,052
还有啊!你昨晚干吗给我扎辫子呀?

791
01:02:03,087 --> 01:02:04,054
作弄我呀?

792
01:02:04,088 --> 01:02:05,317
我没有呀!

793
01:02:05,355 --> 01:02:07,380
你昨晚自己扎的

794
01:02:07,424 --> 01:02:08,701
你什么都不记得了?

795
01:02:08,726 --> 01:02:12,788
你还装蒜?今晚回来跟你算账!

796
01:02:13,530 --> 01:02:15,589
你去哪呀?你今天不是放假吗

797
01:02:15,666 --> 01:02:16,809
你不陪我了?

798
01:02:16,834 --> 01:02:18,734
我有约呀,所以不能陪你

799
01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:20,794
当是惩罚你作弄我

800
01:02:28,345 --> 01:02:29,335
给我一份报纸!

801
01:02:33,617 --> 01:02:34,209
喂

802
01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:36,796
喂!你好!喂喂喂!阿芝!过来!

803
01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:38,379
我有事情跟你说!

804
01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:39,355
干什么?

805
01:02:39,389 --> 01:02:41,721
喂!阿宝最近有没有什么反常?

806
01:02:42,493 --> 01:02:44,004
怎么了?为什么这样问?

807
01:02:44,027 --> 01:02:45,825
我怀疑他见鬼了

808
01:02:46,563 --> 01:02:48,942
不会吧?为什么连你也这么说?

809
01:02:48,966 --> 01:02:50,559
那是真的了?

810
01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:52,312
他是这样说过

811
01:02:52,336 --> 01:02:55,033
不过我想他是抽大麻抽昏了脑

812
01:02:55,606 --> 01:02:58,284
不是的!你不知道那么多的

813
01:02:58,308 --> 01:03:00,333
喂!你有什么想说?

814
01:03:01,779 --> 01:03:03,440
喂!你有事情尽管说吧!

815
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:06,226
其实在你还没认识阿宝之前

816
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:07,627
我和阿宝还有几个朋友

817
01:03:07,651 --> 01:03:09,585
整天在阿宝屋里开迷幻派对

818
01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:11,497
什么迷幻派对?

819
01:03:11,522 --> 01:03:13,183
就是那些呀!

820
01:03:13,757 --> 01:03:15,247
但是你放心!我们没有乱搞女的!

821
01:03:18,829 --> 01:03:20,524
那时候阿宝有个女朋友叫娜娜

822
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,712
有一次,阿宝就因为吸食过度

823
01:03:25,736 --> 01:03:27,180
突然间失控!

824
01:03:27,204 --> 01:03:28,581
娜娜想按住他

825
01:03:28,605 --> 01:03:31,836
谁知失足坠楼,就这样摔死了!

826
01:03:33,410 --> 01:03:35,188
为什么我从来没有听阿宝

827
01:03:35,212 --> 01:03:36,680
提起这一件事?

828
01:03:37,548 --> 01:03:38,743
失忆呀!

829
01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:42,028
他因为这件事躺了一整个月医院!

830
01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:43,529
之后就失了忆!

831
01:03:43,554 --> 01:03:45,318
什至记不起娜娜是谁

832
01:03:46,089 --> 01:03:48,990
我见他那样,也都不再提那件事了!

833
01:03:50,961 --> 01:03:52,451
喂!你不信吗?

834
01:03:53,063 --> 01:03:54,607
这件事当年报纸上也有报导

835
01:03:54,631 --> 01:03:56,176
我还有张剪报

836
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,862
你不信你等会儿跟我回家我给你看!

837
01:03:59,636 --> 01:04:00,313
但是

838
01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:02,999
这件事跟阿宝撞鬼有什么关系?

839
01:04:03,574 --> 01:04:07,169
前两天我看见有个小女孩跟着阿宝

840
01:04:07,644 --> 01:04:08,338
她戴的那条链子

841
01:04:08,378 --> 01:04:10,346
跟当年娜娜那条一模一样

842
01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:14,561
娜娜死了之后验尸才知道

843
01:04:14,585 --> 01:04:16,629
她那时已经怀孕两个月,我怀疑

844
01:04:16,653 --> 01:04:17,630
你怀疑

845
01:04:17,654 --> 01:04:21,134
那小女孩就是阿宝和娜娜的女儿?

846
01:04:21,158 --> 01:04:22,135
是呀!

847
01:04:22,159 --> 01:04:24,218
不会这么邪门吧?

848
01:04:24,828 --> 01:04:27,593
遇上了这种事情,要多邪有多邪

849
01:04:30,334 --> 01:04:31,244
呀!你记不记得…

850
01:04:31,268 --> 01:04:33,646
那个娜娜是不是经常扎孖辫的?

851
01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:35,604
是呀,你怎么知道?

852
01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:38,940
怎么了?

853
01:04:45,682 --> 01:04:50,711
阿宝

854
01:05:04,601 --> 01:05:06,079
阿宝你到底死到哪去了呀

855
01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:07,571
快点听我的电话

856
01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:09,949
阿宝!你又跑哪去了呀

857
01:05:09,973 --> 01:05:11,304
快点回复我的电话!

858
01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:24,697
你这幅画还要不要的?

859
01:05:24,721 --> 01:05:26,052
黄婆?

860
01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:31,026
很多事情也是注定的!

861
01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:36,923
有情来下种!因此果还生!

862
01:05:36,967 --> 01:05:43,236
无情又无种!无色亦无生!

863
01:05:56,987 --> 01:05:58,682
看着我干什么

864
01:05:59,690 --> 01:06:00,782
你真的不打算回去了?

865
01:06:00,824 --> 01:06:03,303
凶猛成这样子!怎样回去?

866
01:06:03,327 --> 01:06:04,904
打给阿芝,叫她快点回来呀!

867
01:06:04,928 --> 01:06:07,040
我连阿芝也怕呀

868
01:06:07,064 --> 01:06:09,158
她最近不知怎么搞的

869
01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:11,444
做过的事都不记得

870
01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:15,371
一时很温柔!一时又很火爆!

871
01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:20,041
我怀疑阿芝也像我昨晚那样

872
01:06:20,677 --> 01:06:22,270
给鬼上了身

873
01:06:23,180 --> 01:06:24,409
就是你说的那只女鬼?

874
01:06:25,282 --> 01:06:26,613
我怎知道!

875
01:06:30,387 --> 01:06:32,031
干什么?我没有叫生蚝!

876
01:06:32,055 --> 01:06:32,599
对!

877
01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:34,599
我没叫你吃!我自己吃而已!

878
01:06:34,624 --> 01:06:36,035
还吃这种东西

879
01:06:36,059 --> 01:06:37,959
你这肥周想变肥肥周呀?

880
01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:41,329
你别管我!对了

881
01:06:41,732 --> 01:06:43,791
刚才你们说什么女鬼呀?

882
01:06:44,634 --> 01:06:47,228
他说阿芝被女鬼上了身呀

883
01:06:47,871 --> 01:06:49,965
是吗?什么样的

884
01:06:50,007 --> 01:06:50,818
见过没有?

885
01:06:50,841 --> 01:06:52,185
那么紧张干什么

886
01:06:52,209 --> 01:06:54,354
女鬼你也喜欢?不是吧!

887
01:06:54,378 --> 01:06:55,243
是呀!

888
01:06:55,278 --> 01:06:57,290
你别忘了,你老婆是跛子!

889
01:06:57,314 --> 01:07:00,284
遇起鬼上来,你们俩也走不掉!

890
01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:11,488
你的心愿无法完了!

891
01:07:13,296 --> 01:07:14,457
你怎么知道?

892
01:07:18,769 --> 01:07:20,498
真棒!这蚝好像还没熟呀

893
01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:21,981
蚝还用熟的?

894
01:07:22,005 --> 01:07:24,474
有没有听人家说吃生蚝啊,土包子!

895
01:07:24,508 --> 01:07:26,567
不赶紧吃了它,一会就被肥周吃光了

896
01:07:27,911 --> 01:07:29,756
吃火锅就是要慢慢吃

897
01:07:29,780 --> 01:07:32,044
不然怎么通宵呢?

898
01:07:32,549 --> 01:07:35,177
通宵?打麻将吗?通宵!

899
01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:38,164
我还要去拿提示呢!快点吃完走呀!

900
01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:39,766
你还敢回去?

901
01:07:39,790 --> 01:07:41,189
怎么不敢?

902
01:07:43,026 --> 01:07:45,893
我有灵符在手,什么鬼都要怕我

903
01:07:48,865 --> 01:07:49,575
鸡子?

904
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:51,897
你们怎么整晚都在说鬼

905
01:07:51,935 --> 01:07:53,346
说点别的行不行?

906
01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:55,448
行!不说鬼就说玩妞儿

907
01:07:55,472 --> 01:07:57,804
合你心意!再不说足球,合我心意!

908
01:08:10,153 --> 01:08:11,917
喂!肥周!你没事吧?肥周!

909
01:08:11,955 --> 01:08:13,866
虚不受补呀他

910
01:08:13,890 --> 01:08:14,634
怎么办?

911
01:08:14,658 --> 01:08:16,102
送他去医院吧!

912
01:08:16,126 --> 01:08:18,171
对!送他去医院!我先走了!

913
01:08:18,195 --> 01:08:19,924
喂!你不是这么没义气吧?

914
01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:22,274
我不是没有义气,相命先生说

915
01:08:22,299 --> 01:08:23,876
我不能进出医院、警察局、大酒店

916
01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:25,368
一进去就倒霉三年!

917
01:08:25,402 --> 01:08:28,014
前年不在意上了一辆救护车

918
01:08:28,038 --> 01:08:30,249
结果整年都输钱,别搞我,再见

919
01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:32,469
你什么时候赢过钱的?

920
01:08:32,909 --> 01:08:34,654
我赢钱时没有告诉你而已!

921
01:08:34,678 --> 01:08:36,373
这样吧你叫救护车

922
01:08:36,413 --> 01:08:37,824
救护车只能一个人跟

923
01:08:37,848 --> 01:08:39,942
不然,如果他要住院你就加张床

924
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:42,929
不是吧?我这阵子常撞鬼

925
01:08:42,953 --> 01:08:44,330
你还叫我睡医院?

926
01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:45,965
那送他回家啦!

927
01:08:45,989 --> 01:08:47,423
回去?

928
01:08:47,924 --> 01:08:52,371
回去也好!男人粗汉,难道你害怕?

929
01:08:52,395 --> 01:08:53,940
实不相瞒,我真的怕呀

930
01:08:53,964 --> 01:08:55,374
你不怕你送他回去

931
01:08:55,398 --> 01:08:56,729
实不相瞒,我是不怕

932
01:08:56,766 --> 01:08:57,909
可我一个人怎搬得动他

933
01:08:57,934 --> 01:08:59,345
总之我是决不回去了

934
01:08:59,369 --> 01:09:00,380
我是决不会搬的!

935
01:09:00,403 --> 01:09:01,234
总之我不送!

936
01:09:01,271 --> 01:09:01,965
总之我不搬!

937
01:09:02,005 --> 01:09:03,049
我决不会送!

938
01:09:03,073 --> 01:09:04,183
你不送我不搬!

939
01:09:04,207 --> 01:09:05,284
你不搬我不送!

940
01:09:05,308 --> 01:09:06,119
你送我搬!

941
01:09:06,143 --> 01:09:07,372
你搬我送!

942
01:09:08,879 --> 01:09:09,989
阿强!

943
01:09:10,013 --> 01:09:11,981
买单吗?来了!

944
01:09:12,015 --> 01:09:13,225
混蛋!

945
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,411
王八蛋!

946
01:09:20,357 --> 01:09:21,825
拷!早叫多花点力!

947
01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:23,603
我早说不会搬了!

948
01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:25,254
我也说不要送!

949
01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:26,872
你不送我就不用搬了!

950
01:09:26,897 --> 01:09:28,524
谁叫你搬!不是你搬我又怎会送呢!

951
01:09:28,565 --> 01:09:29,964
你花大力一点吧!

952
01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:33,479
喂!合哥合哥!对了!过来帮帮忙!

953
01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:34,493
谢谢你!

954
01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:36,165
真的出事了?

955
01:09:36,206 --> 01:09:37,901
什么出事了?先过来帮忙推他回去吧!

956
01:09:37,974 --> 01:09:38,584
过来!

957
01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:40,667
他这么重,搬他回去很贵的啊!

958
01:09:46,650 --> 01:09:47,879
你们两个搞得定啦,我先走了

959
01:09:47,918 --> 01:09:50,096
什么?不是嘛?收了钱的!你先走?

960
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:51,097
就是啊!

961
01:09:51,121 --> 01:09:54,318
刚才我收的是搬费!还没收运费!

962
01:09:59,996 --> 01:10:02,141
我还是不去了!那里很邪门的!

963
01:10:02,165 --> 01:10:05,066
有多邪门?比得上没钱开饭邪门吗!

964
01:10:05,135 --> 01:10:05,645
就是!

965
01:10:05,669 --> 01:10:06,693
邪门就邪门了!

966
01:10:07,270 --> 01:10:08,760
早知告诉他别碰娇娇好了

967
01:10:08,805 --> 01:10:09,482
弄得半条人命!

968
01:10:09,506 --> 01:10:10,850
哪个娇娇啊?那个妓女?

969
01:10:10,874 --> 01:10:12,035
到底什么事?

970
01:10:13,343 --> 01:10:15,021
我来告诉你们好了!

971
01:10:15,045 --> 01:10:18,758
其实是他老婆叫我查那个娇娇的!

972
01:10:18,782 --> 01:10:19,792
两年前

973
01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:22,929
娇娇从大陆偷渡来香港做妓女!

974
01:10:22,953 --> 01:10:25,513
后来认识了一个扯皮条的叫阿荣!

975
01:10:25,555 --> 01:10:27,900
他们两个很投契

976
01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:30,655
他们很快就住在一起了

977
01:10:32,796 --> 01:10:34,389
你一边听,还得帮手推啊!

978
01:10:35,031 --> 01:10:39,078
其实那次我看到他!跟了他很久!

979
01:10:39,102 --> 01:10:41,264
我看到他上了大厦找那个妓女!

980
01:10:41,304 --> 01:10:42,533
即是娇娇!

981
01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:53,247
我发现肥周一有空就来找那个娇娇!

982
01:11:04,094 --> 01:11:05,858
那我就影了一迭相给周太!

983
01:11:05,895 --> 01:11:07,706
哗!我给周太看!

984
01:11:07,731 --> 01:11:09,130
她看到的时候

985
01:11:09,199 --> 01:11:12,931
看到她的样子皱起眉头

986
01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,281
我打算转身就走

987
01:11:15,305 --> 01:11:18,351
怎料她喊停我!你猜到怎么样吗?

988
01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:19,218
她想怎么样?

989
01:11:19,242 --> 01:11:21,404
她要我跟她对质!

990
01:11:21,444 --> 01:11:22,321
结果呢?

991
01:11:22,345 --> 01:11:26,009
那次可精彩了

992
01:11:43,767 --> 01:11:47,135
没理由呀!八字楼啊!不是吗?

993
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:51,173
是八字楼呀!

994
01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:04,964
你找谁?

995
01:12:04,988 --> 01:12:06,399
我想问那个单位

996
01:12:06,423 --> 01:12:10,536
那个单位很久没有人住了!

997
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:13,393
自从娇娇死后

998
01:12:13,430 --> 01:12:17,560
两年来也没有人敢住在这儿!

999
01:12:23,940 --> 01:12:25,965
人呢

1000
01:12:36,386 --> 01:12:37,547
娇娇已经死了?

1001
01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:38,679
是呀!

1002
01:12:39,723 --> 01:12:40,968
我知道你是鬼!

1003
01:12:40,990 --> 01:12:43,357
我是人还是鬼亦与你无关!

1004
01:12:48,331 --> 01:12:50,459
阿荣已经死了!

1005
01:12:55,205 --> 01:12:58,384
原来娇娇认识了一个黑社会叫阿荣

1006
01:12:58,408 --> 01:13:01,343
他们很投契,很快就走在一起!

1007
01:13:02,112 --> 01:13:06,692
不过阿荣是骗她的,还害死了娇娇!

1008
01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:10,162
又多了一只鬼那么恐怖!那个阿荣呢?

1009
01:13:10,186 --> 01:13:11,631
那个阿荣?

1010
01:13:11,654 --> 01:13:15,852
阿荣到大陆走私被拉了!还被处决!

1011
01:13:18,194 --> 01:13:21,807
好了!我送到呢儿!拜拜!

1012
01:13:21,831 --> 01:13:22,696
送到这儿?

1013
01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:23,542
送进去吧!喂!

1014
01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:24,829
喂!

1015
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:28,628
按铃啊!

1016
01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:34,137
嫂子!开门啦嫂子!开门啦嫂子!

1017
01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:35,621
喂!拍什么门啊!

1018
01:13:35,645 --> 01:13:38,057
有门铃按的!你不懂用门铃吗?链链

1019
01:13:38,081 --> 01:13:40,226
链你的头!拍门没有人应!

1020
01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:41,194
按铃就会有人吗?

1021
01:13:41,217 --> 01:13:42,480
你试一次吧!

1022
01:13:44,053 --> 01:13:45,765
嫂子!开门啊嫂子!

1023
01:13:45,789 --> 01:13:46,756
怎么了?

1024
01:13:47,924 --> 01:13:48,823
还是不在!

1025
01:13:50,593 --> 01:13:53,138
瘸子也到处跑!看他有没有钥匙吧

1026
01:13:53,163 --> 01:13:54,688
快点!

1027
01:13:56,433 --> 01:13:57,161
阿宝!

1028
01:13:57,967 --> 01:13:59,059
你死到哪去啦?

1029
01:14:00,870 --> 01:14:03,682
啊?不就在火锅店嘛

1030
01:14:03,706 --> 01:14:05,037
你知不知道我找了你一整天

1031
01:14:05,074 --> 01:14:07,236
电话也不开!真是的!

1032
01:14:08,244 --> 01:14:10,042
那么凶!应该没事的!

1033
01:14:10,513 --> 01:14:11,290
喂!你说什么?

1034
01:14:11,314 --> 01:14:13,159
没什么

1035
01:14:13,183 --> 01:14:15,311
我有重要事情跟你说!快点吧!

1036
01:14:16,319 --> 01:14:17,296
但是肥周

1037
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:20,032
行了!都到门口了,我拖也把他拖进去

1038
01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:20,750
真的?

1039
01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:21,233
行

1040
01:14:21,257 --> 01:14:22,134
快点行啦!

1041
01:14:22,158 --> 01:14:23,903
那你搞定他吧!

1042
01:14:23,927 --> 01:14:24,603
行了,行了!

1043
01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:25,492
拜拜!

1044
01:14:27,764 --> 01:14:29,789
快点搞定你就去赚钱!

1045
01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:00,828
你们想怎样?

1046
01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:05,664
我求你!你别伤害阿芝!

1047
01:15:05,702 --> 01:15:09,764
别伤害阿芝!是我的错!她是无辜的!

1048
01:15:09,806 --> 01:15:14,676
我求你!对不起!是我的错!是我的错!

1049
01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:52,682
你蛮有胆量的!你不怕我了吗?

1050
01:15:53,983 --> 01:15:57,248
我连死也不怕!我还会怕你吗?

1051
01:15:59,155 --> 01:16:01,283
我活了大半辈子!

1052
01:16:02,091 --> 01:16:04,185
不但一个崩也没有拿回家!

1053
01:16:04,894 --> 01:16:06,555
还欠下一身债!

1054
01:16:07,397 --> 01:16:10,697
连累妈妈几十岁人还要为我还债!

1055
01:16:11,301 --> 01:16:13,360
我这种人不死又有何用!

1056
01:16:14,137 --> 01:16:15,832
但是我不怕死!

1057
01:16:16,706 --> 01:16:22,008
死了不要紧!我最不放心的是我妈妈

1058
01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:24,372
所以我希望

1059
01:16:25,281 --> 01:16:28,444
可以赢得一笔钱给她老人家!

1060
01:16:29,319 --> 01:16:30,753
让她可以安享晚年!

1061
01:16:31,454 --> 01:16:33,388
那我就是死也瞑目了!

1062
01:16:35,158 --> 01:16:36,626
你想我帮你赢钱?

1063
01:16:37,193 --> 01:16:40,390
是!只要你成全我!

1064
01:16:40,997 --> 01:16:42,863
我这个肉身就给你用!

1065
01:16:44,033 --> 01:16:45,398
我凭什么要相信你?

1066
01:17:03,152 --> 01:17:06,816
好!不过你要烧根香给我

1067
01:17:07,457 --> 01:17:09,769
亲口说愿意给我肉身!

1068
01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:12,591
我就帮你最后一次!

1069
01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:20,830
我阿虫对天发誓!

1070
01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:24,773
愿意给他肉身!让他帮我赢钱!

1071
01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:48,954
嘿!傻子!烧这道假符以为骗过我!

1072
01:17:50,266 --> 01:17:52,997
这些烂符我怎会怕呢!

1073
01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:02,488
你们想怎么样?

1074
01:18:02,512 --> 01:18:05,277
你忘了吗?使诈串谋,魂飞魄散!

1075
01:18:08,217 --> 01:18:08,809
你在干什么?

1076
01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:09,862
封住你的鼻和嘴

1077
01:18:09,886 --> 01:18:11,479
看你怎样离开这个肉身!

1078
01:18:31,574 --> 01:18:34,271
死了!走吧!

1079
01:19:14,016 --> 01:19:14,692
阿宝!

1080
01:19:14,717 --> 01:19:16,549
喂!那个小女孩呀!

1081
01:19:18,788 --> 01:19:19,914
喂!他们想怎么样?

1082
01:19:34,170 --> 01:19:36,002
他们想怎么样?

1083
01:19:36,038 --> 01:19:37,437
我怎么知道?

1084
01:19:39,575 --> 01:19:40,633
阿宝醒了

1085
01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:09,895
你还没记起我?为什么你不记得我?

1086
01:20:10,807 --> 01:20:12,400
为什么你不记得发生什么事

1087
01:20:14,811 --> 01:20:17,257
为什么你可以当什么事都没发生过?

1088
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:20,511
你你们是不是要带走我呀?

1089
01:20:22,285 --> 01:20:23,013
不要呀阿宝!

1090
01:20:26,088 --> 01:20:27,798
当年是你推我下去

1091
01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:29,918
那时候我已有了你的孩子

1092
01:20:30,893 --> 01:20:32,554
什么你

1093
01:20:36,132 --> 01:20:37,497
这里啊!没有颜色!

1094
01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:48,675
我们自己拍!

1095
01:20:49,645 --> 01:20:54,139
娜娜!对不起!是我害死你!

1096
01:20:54,817 --> 01:20:55,875
你终于记起我了?

1097
01:20:57,486 --> 01:20:58,510
她是我们的女儿?

1098
01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:08,895
我们可以一家团聚了!

1099
01:21:12,602 --> 01:21:13,933
我不是要你死!

1100
01:21:14,303 --> 01:21:16,965
你们已经人鬼殊途!

1101
01:21:17,506 --> 01:21:20,567
难道你想他死吗?

1102
01:21:21,911 --> 01:21:23,655
我知道你留在人世间

1103
01:21:23,679 --> 01:21:26,239
是因为一段姻缘!

1104
01:21:27,116 --> 01:21:28,845
他跟你结了婚!

1105
01:21:29,485 --> 01:21:31,715
有个名分给你和你们女儿

1106
01:21:33,322 --> 01:21:38,089
都算了结了今世的姻缘

1107
01:21:43,766 --> 01:21:49,515
既然不用死,你也应该给她一名分!

1108
01:21:49,538 --> 01:21:51,597
是呀,是呀!既然大家都无异议!

1109
01:21:52,208 --> 01:21:54,486
那么事不宜迟,不然就误了时辰

1110
01:21:54,510 --> 01:21:56,638
赶快拜堂,拜完早点走,好吗?

1111
01:21:57,313 --> 01:21:58,644
拜天

1112
01:22:02,184 --> 01:22:03,845
二拜地!

1113
01:22:07,223 --> 01:22:08,657
夫妻交拜!

1114
01:22:26,876 --> 01:22:28,867
爸爸希望以后发梦都能见到你们

1115
01:22:29,545 --> 01:22:31,070
帮你取个名叫梦梦好不好?

1116
01:22:32,581 --> 01:22:34,015
阿宝好像姓戴的?

1117
01:22:36,319 --> 01:22:37,462
我送你们走!

1118
01:22:37,486 --> 01:22:39,454
下来!拉手!

1119
01:22:45,761 --> 01:22:47,422
喂!送去哪呀?

1120
01:23:12,254 --> 01:23:13,187
老公!

1121
01:23:13,222 --> 01:23:15,434
不要!老婆

1122
01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:17,187
我在这儿老公!我在这儿

1123
01:23:17,226 --> 01:23:19,024
老婆!老婆!

1124
01:23:19,729 --> 01:23:22,061
我以后也不会对不起你!

1125
01:23:22,098 --> 01:23:24,143
没事了

1126
01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:26,999
我不会再做对不起你的事

1127
01:23:34,110 --> 01:23:35,339
谢谢你,黄婆!

1128
01:23:36,645 --> 01:23:40,172
唉!原来还是有所留恋!

1129
01:23:41,350 --> 01:23:45,197
你说什么呀黄婆?住嘴,整天胡说瞎扯

1130
01:23:45,221 --> 01:23:45,731
不要!

1131
01:23:45,755 --> 01:23:46,732
走呀!走呀!

1132
01:23:46,756 --> 01:23:50,124
不要!老公呀!

1133
01:23:50,860 --> 01:23:52,971
老婆呀!你别管她的话!

1134
01:23:52,995 --> 01:23:54,106
那黄婆都疯疯癫癫的!

1135
01:23:54,130 --> 01:23:56,861
每次在电梯门口见到面都胡说瞎扯

1136
01:23:56,899 --> 01:24:00,426
别管她!你肚饿了吗?

1137
01:24:00,469 --> 01:24:01,647
一点点吧!

1138
01:24:01,670 --> 01:24:04,332
我入厨房煮东西给你吃!你等我呀!

1139
01:24:36,205 --> 01:24:38,037
原来还是有所留恋!

1140
01:24:38,074 --> 01:24:40,133
你们的特别臭!

1141
01:24:40,609 --> 01:24:43,721
因为你们俩特别肮脏!

1142
01:24:43,746 --> 01:24:49,014
两个也肮脏!很肮脏!真的很肮脏!

1143
01:25:03,199 --> 01:25:05,243
你每晚睡觉之前都要亲我

1144
01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:07,361
就是为了给我阳气

1145
01:25:08,070 --> 01:25:09,765
让我不用魂飞魄散?

1146
01:25:12,675 --> 01:25:16,168
你放姜花!就是要辟走我身上的气味?

1147
01:25:22,318 --> 01:25:27,119
我吃完最后这碗粥!我就走…

1148
01:25:27,156 --> 01:25:34,461
不要!我只想以后每天都煮粥给你吃

1149
01:25:35,431 --> 01:25:37,092
你不后悔?

1150
01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:09,764
娜娜!梦梦!我们现在走啦!

1151
01:26:10,766 --> 01:26:13,736
阿宝呀!记得带娜娜和梦梦一起走呀!

1152
01:26:13,769 --> 01:26:17,603
带了!这张是什么来的?

1153
01:26:21,977 --> 01:26:24,412
喂!那天你送她们到哪去了?

1154
01:26:25,548 --> 01:26:26,491
地府呀!

1155
01:26:26,515 --> 01:26:28,142
说真的?

1156
01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:31,496
你想知道吗?你跟我来!我送你去!

1157
01:26:31,520 --> 01:26:33,665
去哪儿?你送她们去哪儿?

1158
01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:34,566
搬屋呀!

1159
01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:36,234
快说!你说嘛?

1160
01:26:36,258 --> 01:26:38,437
去了地府!去了奈何桥呀!

1161
01:26:38,460 --> 01:26:39,370
我信你呀!

1162
01:26:39,395 --> 01:26:42,660
奈何桥真的!奈何桥在迪斯尼隔壁的!

1163
01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:44,792
是呀!我相信你才怪!快说嘛!

1164
01:26:44,833 --> 01:26:47,029
快点执拾!走了!

1165
01:27:07,223 --> 01:27:08,713
真的想不到嫂子原来

1166
01:27:09,892 --> 01:27:11,326
我舍不得让她走!

1167
01:27:12,228 --> 01:27:14,094
行了!我们明白的!

1168
01:27:15,197 --> 01:27:16,358
保重了!

1169
01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:17,957
再见

1170
01:27:30,112 --> 01:27:31,807
终于都走光了!

1171
01:27:32,314 --> 01:27:33,372
那我们也走吧!

1172
01:27:34,516 --> 01:27:35,760
你走先吧!我跟着来!

1173
01:27:35,784 --> 01:27:36,979
那我在楼下等你!

1174
01:27:46,395 --> 01:27:49,262
小伙子!这里没人住了!

1175
01:27:49,298 --> 01:27:50,356
我不是人吗?

1176
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,912
这幢楼房要收回,不租了!

1177
01:27:53,936 --> 01:27:56,962
租什么呀?三楼B单位是我姨婆的!

1178
01:27:57,006 --> 01:27:58,940
喂喂

1179
01:28:05,547 --> 01:28:07,124
你们两个可真狠啊

1180
01:28:07,149 --> 01:28:11,143
弄得阿寿魂飞魄散连鬼都做不成

1181
01:28:11,220 --> 01:28:14,699
是他自己咎由自取与鬼无由

1182
01:28:14,723 --> 01:28:16,851
你做人都古灵精怪的

1183
01:28:17,493 --> 01:28:18,927
做不了一个好鬼

1184
01:28:18,961 --> 01:28:20,451
聪明点!

1185
01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:26,278
瞪什么?现在大家都是鬼,我不怕你们

1186
01:28:26,302 --> 01:28:30,000
还瞪个啥?快打几圈吧来呀