♪♪
♪ I KNOW WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ BUT NOW I THINK I'M FEELING SOMETHING TOTALLY NEW ♪
♪ AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME, I'VE OPENED UP MY EYES ♪
♪ NOW I SEE ♪
♪ YOU WERE ALWAYS WITH ME ♪
♪ COULD IT BE YOU AND I? ♪
♪ I NEVER IMAGINED ♪
♪ COULD IT BE SUDDENLY ♪
♪ I'M FALLING FOR YOU? ♪
♪ I AM FALLING ♪
♪ COULD IT BE ♪
♪ YOU WERE RIGHT HERE BESIDE ME ♪
♪ AND I NEVER KNEW? ♪
K.P...
YOU'RE A SYNTHO DRONE?
AAH!
AAH! AAH!
[SQUEAKING]
I DON'T CARE WHAT TIME IT IS.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
KIM? PICK UP, PICK UP, PICK UP!
OOH...
RON?
ARE YOU A SYNTHO DRONE, K.P.?
BE HONEST. I CAN TAKE IT.
RON, YOU HAD A NIGHTMARE.
GOOD NIGHT. WAIT!
BEFORE THAT PART WHERE YOU MELTED,
WE WERE AT THE DANCE AND... WE KISSED.
YEAH. DID YOU HAVE THE SAME DREAM?
NO. THAT PART REALLY HAPPENED, RON.
HEH. YEAH.
BUT IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN IF YOU KEEP
CALLING ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
[DIAL TONE]
MAN, LOVE IS COMPLICATED.
♪ I'M YOUR BASIC AVERAGE GIRL ♪
♪ AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD ♪
♪ YOU CAN'T STOP ME 'CAUSE I'M KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ THERE IS NOTHING I CAN'T DO ♪
♪ WHEN DANGER CALLS JUST ♪
♪ KNOW THAT I AM ON MY WAY ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE OR WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE ♪
♪ IF YOU JUST CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ WHEN YOU WANNA PAGE ME, IT'S OK ♪
♪ WHENEVER YOU NEED ME, BABY ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME ♪
♪ IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHERE, DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ DOESN'T MATTER WHEN ♪
♪ I WILL BE THERE FOR YOU TILL THE VERY END ♪
♪ DANGER OR TROUBLE, I'M THERE ON THE DOUBLE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALWAYS CAN CALL ♪
♪ KIM POSSIBLE ♪
SO WHAT'S THE SITCH?
♪ CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME ♪
HA! NO TOP SECRET UNDERGROUND SCIENCE FACILITY
CAN HIDE FROM PROFESSOR DEMENTOR!
AND NO SMUG VILLAIN CAN HIDE FROM...
KIM POSSIBLE?
AND BOYFRIEND.
HA. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT.
NO, DUDE, IT'S TRUE. REALLY.
SORRY. JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I AM IMPRESSED, FRAULEIN POSSIBLE.
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WOULD BE HERE?
UH, YOUR TO-DO LIST HELPED.
OH! I DROPPED THAT WHEN I STOLE THE ULTRASONIC DRILL, YES?
YEAH. MM-HMM. YA DID.
AND THANKS FOR MAKING OUR JOB THAT MUCH EASIER.
"STEAL ULTRASONIC DRILL, BREAK INTO TOP SECRET LAB,
CALL MOTHER, CONQUER WORLD..."
UGH! I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING.
MAMA GETS SO CROSS WHEN I DON'T JINGLE.
YOU CAN CALL HER FROM PRISON.
OR WE CAN ADD ONE MORE ITEM TO MY LIST.
ELIMINATE KIM POSSIBLE!
NICELY BUBBLED, K.P.
JUST GETTING STARTED.
WHOA, WHOA, HEY! HOLD ON. TIME OUT.
YOU HAVE A BATTLE SUIT?
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS SUIT WITH THE POWERS?
IT'S RELATIVELY NEW. AND INDESTRUCTIBLE.
SO IF YOU WANT TO JUST GIVE UP NOW...
OH, IT'S MOST IMPRESSIVE,
BUT WE WILL TAKE THE SPRINGING OUT OF YOUR STEPPING SHOE!
[SQUEAKING]
UH, RIGHT. RUNNING.
OH, LOOK AT THAT, FOR PETER'S SAKE.
MAYBE SOMEONE MIGHT TAKE A MINUTE TO FILL ME IN NEXT TIME.
THE LITTLE DETAILS, LIKE MY SMALL GIRL ENEMY BECOMING SUDDENLY OVER.
AAH! AAH!
[GROANS]
THIS IS NO FAIR. YOU HAVE NEVER HAD THE SPRINGY JUMP,
SELF-HEALING SUPER SUIT BEFORE.
I'M FULL OF SURPRISES.
YES, WELL, YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE, FRAULEIN!
NOW WITH THE HAND.
YOU GET A HAND THING, TOO?!
SHAKE HANDS.
A LITTLE HELP.
HELP!
YOU HELP YOUR SO-CALLED BOYFRIEND
WHILE I HELP MYSELF TO ESCAPE!
[BEEP]
[LASER POWERS DOWN]
[SIGHS] YOU OK, SO-CALLED BOYFRIEND?
UH-HUH.
Monique: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
THE DAY IS HERE. WE'RE ACTUALLY SENIORS.
WE'RE OLDER, WE'RE WISER.
WE RULE THE SCHOOL!
YEAH. I GUESS SO.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, GIRL?
WHERE'S YOUR SENIOR SPIRIT?
NO BIG. IT'S JUST THAT
WE HAD OUR FIRST RUN-IN OF SENIOR YEAR,
AND THE BAD GUY GOT AWAY.
NO ONE BATS A THOUSAND, KIM.
BESIDES, YOU STILL KICK MAJOR BATTLE SUIT BUTT.
AAH!
AND YOUR MAIN MAN'S MAD RUNNING AWAY SKILLS... TOP SHELF!
SO, ARE YOU TWO, LIKE, STILL TOGETHER?
YES, BONNIE.
I MEAN, I KNOW THINGS GOT NOXIOUS AT THE JUNIOR PROM,
BUT YOU HAD ALL SUMMER TO COME TO YOUR SENSES.
SO HAVE YOU.
BUT YOU'RE A CHEERLEADER,
A SENIOR CHEERLEADER.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
NEW UNIFORMS?
WELL, YES, AND THEY'RE SO CUTE.
BUT IT ALSO MEANS YOU MUST DATE A JOCK.
IT'S... IT'S NON-OPTIONAL.
IT'S LIKE A RULE.
RON'S THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE. HMM!
HE'S THE REASON FOR THE RULE.
IF HE CAN'T STEP UP, TRADE UP.
NOT EVERYONE HAS TO DATE THE QUARTERBACK, B.
NOT EVERYONE CAN, K.
OH, THAT GIRL'S SWEET AS EVER.
[SQUEAK, COUGH]
GOTTA RUN.
PROMISE ME YOU WON'T OBSESS ON BONNIE'S LITTLE WHATEVER, OK?
WHAT LITTLE WHATEVER?
THE WHOLE MUST DATE A JOCK RULE.
OH, YEAH. YEAH, WHATEVER.
[BELL RINGS]
SOME GIRLS DO LIKE TO DATE JOCKS.
BIG DEAL. WHO CARES?
IT'S NOT LIKE KIM WOULD EVER DUMP ME TO TRADE UP.
WOULD SHE?
I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE SHE'S A CHEERLEADER
WHO LIKES TO CHEER JOCKS. [SCREAMS IN MOVIE]
GO, JOCKS. HEH. SHH!
[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]
WAIT. I'M A CHEERLEADER. I'M THE MAD DOG.
THAT MUST COUNT FOR SOMETHING.
[TRUCK HORN BLARES] Man: HEY, CLOWN BOY!
GET OUT OF THE ROAD!
DON'T COUNT FOR NOTHING, DOES IT?
MM-MM.
OK, CHILL. KIM IS NOT BONNIE.
ME AND K.P. LIVE IN A TRADE-UP FREE ZONE.
WHOA, KIM. ARE YOU SERIOUS? TRADING UP?
Kim: I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT IN THIS ONE CASE,
OH, I ACTUALLY AGREE WITH BONNIE.
NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR THOSE WORDS FROM YOU, KIM.
IT'S A LITTLE SCARY. I KNOW, MONIQUE.
BUT A GIRL HAS TO HAVE STANDARDS,
ESPECIALLY NOW THAT WE'RE SENIORS.
IT'S TIME YOU TRADED UP.
BUT MY LITTLE CELLY HAS BEEN WITH ME SINCE FRESHMAN YEAR.
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, BONNIE'S NEW CELL PHONE IS ULTIMATE.
YOU HEARD IT, RUFUS.
NOW THAT WE'RE SENIORS, I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR KIM.
I WISH SHE WASN'T A CHEERLEADER.
OR... UH-OH.
TIME FOR RON-STOPPABLE TO STEP UP AND BECOME
RON STEP-UP-ABLE.
AS YOU ALL KNOW, AFTER 7 YEARS,
BRICK FLAGG GRADUATED LAST JUNE,
LEAVING THE MAD DOGS WITHOUT A QUARTERBACK.
YOU REALIZE THESE TRYOUTS AREN'T FOR TOWEL BOY!
THAT POSITION IS ALREADY FILLED.
UH-HUH.
ACTUALLY, MR. BARKIN,
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE NEW MIDDLETON QUARTERBACK.
[SNICKERING]
YOU THINK YOU'RE QUARTERBACK MATERIAL WITH YOUR NAME?
RON? STOPPABLE.
SENDS THE WRONG MESSAGE TO THE OPPOSITION.
BUT I CAN DO THIS, MR. B., I'VE GOT HUSTLE.
BUCKETS OF HUSTLE.
PLAYING THE HUSTLE CARD, EH?
ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE HOW YOU DANCE!
OK. WHOA! UGH!
[CAR ALARM BLARING] WHY WOULD YOU PARK THERE? UGH! UGH!
[CAT SCREECHES] BOOK THE HALL. WE HAVE A RECEPTION.
OK. LET'S SEE YOU PASS.
OH, MAN.
TAKE A LAP.
I DIDN'T SAY RUN THE LAP.
WHAT'S UP, LADIES?
AND YOU'RE DOING WHAT?
I'M JUST RELISHING THE EXQUISITE TORMENT
THAT IS THE CRAB WALK.
FUN. IT'S A JOCK THING.
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
JOCK THING? YOU?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
RON STOPPABLE HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT THE SPORTAGE.
OK, EVEN IF THAT WAS TRUE... FOOTBALL?
WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO TOSS AROUND THE OLD PIG PUCK?
YOU MEAN PIGSKIN.
WHOA, K.P. ONE SPORT AT A TIME.
RON, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THAT TRASH BONNIE WAS TALKING.
WHAT? UM, NO!
I'M JUST FLESHING OUT THE RESUME FOR COLLEGE.
WELL, I GUESS FOOTBALL READS BETTER THAN FLOODING THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA.
HUH? OH, RIGHT. THE CHESS CLUB INCIDENT.
THE FIRST RULE OF CHESS CLUB IS:
YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT CHESS CLUB.
[BEEPING]
WHAT UP, SENIORS?
HEY, WADE. NEW SITCH?
YEAH, BUT NO TELLING WHAT.
JUST A MYSTERIOUS HIT ON YOUR SITE.
MYSTERIOUS HOW?
ALL WE GOT WERE GPS COORDINATES.
IT'S MY PRINCESS.
PRINCESS, EH? LET ME GUESS.
KIDNAPPED FOREIGN ROYALTY?
OH, DEAR, NO.
SHE JUST WON'T COME DOWN OUT OF THE TREE.
[GROWLING]
K.P., ALLOW ME TO STEP UP AND HANDLE THIS ONE.
NICE KITTY, YOU'RE SUCH A NICE... OW!
OW! MAN! WITH THE CUTTING!
OW!
HEY, YOU KNOW, AS LONG AS YOU'RE SUITED UP.
COME ON, PRINCESS.
AW, NICE KITTY.
NO BIG. HERE YOU GO.
OH, NO, YOU MUST LET ME GIVE YOU A PROPER THANK YOU.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE COOKIES.
AND MAYBE SOME BANDAGES?
IF YOU GOT 'EM. ANTISEPTIC, MAYBE.
[SNARLING]
NICE LADY. YEAH.
A LITTLE OFF. KINDA CREEPY.
COOKIES TO GO? SO TO GO.
QUITE A COLLECTION OF, UM, THESE THINGS.
[MEOW] HEY!
[GASPS]
I KNEW THAT CAT WAS EVIL!
WE'VE BEEN PLAYED.
Woman: ANALYZING BATTLE SUIT.
AAH!
BAD GRANNY! BAD GRANNY!
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
I RECOGNIZE THAT LAUGH.
OH, DEAR ME.
IT IS APPEARING THAT WE ARE ALL OUT OF THE COOKIES!
KIM, THIS GRANNY IS DEMENTED!
RON, YOU MEAN DEMENTOR.
PEEKING ZE BOO!
HA HA HA HA HA!
CUTE LITTLE TRAP, PROFESSOR.
WHY, THANK YOU. YES, I RATHER LIKE IT.
IT'S THE DETAILS THAT REALLY SELL IT,
DON'T YOU THINK?
I PICKED OUT THE CURTAINS MYSELF!
DUDE, YOU'RE TOTALLY WEARING A DRESS.
IT'S A HOUSECOAT! YEAH. UH-HUH.
DRESS! ENOUGH WITH THE CHAT!
COLLECTIBLES ATTACK! [YODELING]
AAH!
UGH!
AAH! HARD CANDY!
KIM!
HA HA HA HA!
DANKE, KITTY.
UH-OH. IT IS LOOKING LIKE I AM IN THE HOT WATER, YES?
HA HA HA! NO!
UGH!
THERE IS NO HOT WATER FOR ME.
NOT THIS TIME, FRAULEIN POSSIBLE.
NOT EVER!
OH! I HAVE BEEN FOILED BY A MAN IN A DRESS?
IT'S A HOUSECOAT!
[BEEPING]
SEE, THIS IS WHY I'M NOT A CAT PERSON.
COME ON.
[BEEPING FASTER]
IT WAS A TRAP, WADE.
PROFESSOR DEMENTOR?
IN A DRESS.
SOUNDS UGLY. BUT YOU HAD THE BATTLE SUIT.
AND HE HAD THE HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE.
♪ HOME FIELD HOME FIELD ♪
♪ HOME FIELD ♪
[CHEERING]
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
HOW MUCH LONGER IS HE GONNA BE THAT WAY?
I'M NOT SURE.
BUT IT'S KIND OF WEIRDING ME OUT.
[SNAP]
OH! HEY, GUYS.
ZONING OUT WHY?
UM, NOTHING.
SAY, WE'D BETTER GET ROLLING
SO YOU CAN GET TO BABYSITTING TONIGHT
'CAUSE TONIGHT YOU'LL BE OUT BABYSITTING AND YOU WON'T BE HOME,
'CAUSE YOU'LL BE OUT BABYSITTING AWAY FROM HOME, RIGHT?
YOU'RE STILL NOT RIGHT, ARE YOU?
ME? OH, YEAH.
I'M FEELING JUST SUPER.
HMM.
IT'S NOT STEALING. IT'S SECRET BORROWING.
[WHISTLE]
UH! UH! UH!
[WHISTLE]
STOPPABLE, ARE YOU STILL WASTING MY TIME?
THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE QUARTERBACK CUT.
JUST ONE MORE CHANCE, MR. B.
AH, WHAT'S IT GONNA HURT?
ASIDE FROM HIS SKIN AND BONE.
FINE. I'LL JUST HAVE THE NURSE WARM UP THE CRASH CART.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, CHECK IT.
OOH. YOU OK THERE, COACH?
OK! I'M STOKED!
THAT PASS WAS IMPOSSIBLE!
HEH. YEAH. SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
YOU'RE THE FIELD GENERAL,
THE SIGNAL CALLER, THE MAN!
MIDDLETON, WE HAVE A QUARTERBACK.
Announcer: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT FOR SOME FOOTBALL.
HERE IN MIDDLETON.
THERE'S THE SNAP.
THE NEW MAD DOG QUARTERBACK HAS ALL KINDS OF TIME.
HE'S MOVING IN THE POCKET.
AND...
THAT'S A 30 YARD COMPLETION!
WOW. UM...
UH, GO MAD DOGS!
1st AND 10 IN LOWERTON TERRITORY.
OH! CALL THE CRASH CART!
GOOD NIGHT, NURSE. HE'S OK!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, STOPPABLE'S UNSTOPPABLE!
GO UNSTOPPABLE!
HERE WE GO, FOLKS.
THIS COULD BE THE PLAY OF THE GAME.
THE LOWERTON DEFENSE DOG PILES ON THE ROOKIE,
BUT NO... THE KID IS ON THE MOVE.
TOUCHDOWN MADS!
MIDDLETON HAS A NEW HERO!
[CHUCKLING]
HE DID IT!
I KNOW! UNBELIEVABLE!
YEAH, A LITTLE TOO UNBELIEVABLE, IF YOU ASK ME.
SO RON STEPPED UP. JEALOUS MUCH?
[BAND PLAYING]
IT IS KIND OF WEIRD, THOUGH, ISN'T IT?
MAYBE ALL THAT RUNNING FROM BAD GUYS HAS FINALLY PAID OFF.
Ron: WHAT DID YOU THINK, K.P.?
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, RON.
I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD THIS IN YOU.
NEVER. HEH.
LIKE YOU, I'M FULL OF SURPRISES.
HEH, HEH. YEAH. [SLURPING]
HUH?
AAH!
EARTHQUAKE! UNLIKELY.
OH, YOO-HOO!
IS IT A BAD TIME FOR THE KNOCKING?
[SCREAMING]
EYES HERE. I AM MAKING AN ENTRANCE!
YOU KNOW, SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE.
SOON THE ONLY LIFE YOU WILL BE HAVING
IS THE LIFE OF BOWING DOWN TO ME...
PROFESSOR DEMENTOR, CONQUEROR OF EVERYBODY!
YEAH, THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, LIKE, NEVER.
OH, AND YOU INTEND TO STOP ME ONCE AGAIN
BY USING YOUR FANCY BATTLE SUIT?
WELL, UH, ACTUALLY... TOO BAD!
YOU SEE, DURING OUR LAST ENCOUNTER,
I SECRETLY ANALYZED ITS ABILITIES
UND CLEVERLY DEVISED THIS...
MAGNETIC CONTROLLER!
YOUR FANCY PANTS WILL BECOME YOUR VERY UNDOING.
WHY, EVEN NOW, YOU FEEL YOUR ARMS, LEGS LOCKING UP,
FUSING YOU INTO IMMOBILE HELPLESSNESS,
AS I, PROFESSOR DEMENTOR, TAKE FULL CONTROL!
[GROANING]
ALL YOUR BATTLE SUIT NOW BELONGS TO ME.
SORRY TO HARSH YOUR SCHEME, PROFESSOR,
BUT I'M NOT WEARING IT.
DO I LOOK LIKE I AM FOOLED BY YOUR MOUTHFUL OF LIES?
NO! IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.
HELLO! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M WEARING FULL BODY ARMOR?
WELL, NO, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.
AND YET, MY INSTRUMENTS VERY CLEARLY SAY THE SUIT IS HERE.
WITH THAT, WHAT IS UP?
[RON GROANING]
OIL CAN! THE FOOTBALL GAME. [GASPS]
REMOTELY ACTIVATING SHIELD MODE.
AHH! I SO HATE THAT!
SO, WHO'S WEARING THE GIRLY CLOTHES NOW?
RON! YOU...
YOU STOLE MY BATTLE SUIT?
SECRET BORROWING.
OH! YOU WERE IN MY CLOSET.
LOOK, LET ME EXPLAIN, OK?
FIRST OFF, THIS SUIT PINCHES.
NOT THAT IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD ON YOU.
AHEM. NOT THAT YOUR TEEN RELATIONSHIP ISSUES AREN'T FASCINATING,
BUT I'D REALLY LIKE TO JUMP RIGHT INTO CRUSHING KIM POSSIBLE
WITH HER OWN SUPER SUIT!
HEY, HEY, BAD SUIT! KIM, LOOK OUT!
UHH!
YOU CHEATED YOUR WAY ONTO THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
YEAH, BUT THAT WAS JUST A PERK.
I WAS REALLY TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU.
UHH!
FOR YOU. UH, TO WIN YOU.
WAIT, WAIT. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
OH, SO YOU'RE NOT A CHEATER, A LIAR, AND A THIEF.
OK, IT IS WHAT YOU THINK.
BUT... BUT, KIM, I HAD TO DO IT.
I COULDN'T RISK LOSING YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU WEREN'T GOING TO LOSE ME.
I, UM, HEARD YOU TALKING TO MONIQUE.
YOU AGREED WITH BONNIE ABOUT DATING JOCKS.
YOU SAID TRADING UP WAS THE ONLY OPTION.
WHAT? OH, RON...
I WAS TALKING ABOUT MONIQUE'S CELL PHONE.
OHH! YEAH.
SHE'S GOT THAT NEW ONE LIKE BONNIE'S; THAT'S A NICE PHONE.
UH-HUH.
OH, WAIT!
SO YOU WEREN'T GONNA...?
TRADE UP MY B.F.?
RON, I DON'T CARE ABOUT DATING A JOCK.
I CARE ABOUT DATING YOU...
RON STOPPABLE, NO MATTER WHO HE IS.
AS LONG AS HE'S HONEST.
I'M SORRY, KIM. I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU.
NOT YET.
NO! NO! IT'S NOT ME.
IT'S YOUR BATTLE SUIT.
OH, K.P., OUR FIRST FIGHT.
KIM!
DID YOU SAY YOUR BATTLE SUIT?
OH, MAN. EVEN AS A SENIOR?
NO, NO. MY BATTLE SUIT!
HA HA HA HA!
NOT AS COMFY AS THE HOUSE DRESS,
BUT I'LL LEARN TO LIVE.
[WHIMPERING]
WHEE!
FINAL CRUSHING BLOW DELIVERED BY MY OWN,
SUPER-ENHANCED BAD SELF!
OOH! WHAT?
[YODELING]
OW! UHH!
HEY, STOP HITTING YOURSELF.
I CANNOT!
NO! I... OOF! THIS ISN'T FAIR.
MY BATTLE SUIT.
Announcer: TIME'S RUNNING OUT.
STOPPABLE IS OFF HIS GAME TONIGHT.
OK, THIS IS THE BIG MOMENT. I DON'T NEED A SUIT.
I CAN DO THIS.
I CAN...
I...
I'M OUTTA HERE!
Announcer: WHERE IS HE GOING?
WHAT IS HE DOING?
GEE, KIM, IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND OUT THERE
RUNNING LIKE A SICK CHICKEN?
YEAH. THAT'S MY GUY.
Announcer: WAIT! HE'S TURNING AROUND.
UNSTOPPABLE STOPPABLE IS...
WOW. HE'S BREAKING THE ALL MIDDLETON RUSHING RECORD.
WHERE DID HE LEARN TO RUN LIKE THAT?
MAD DOGS WIN! MAD DOGS WIN!
BOO-YEAH!
[CHEERING]
YOU DO ME PROUD, RON STOPPABLE
BY JUST BEING YOU.
YEAH. WHO KNEW MY MAD RUNNING AWAY SKILLS
WOULD HAVE REAL WORLD APPLICATIONS?
TOO BAD YOU HAD TO GO AND CHEAT YOUR WAY ONTO THE TEAM.
CHEATER.
DOES THIS MEAN I DON'T GET TO BE THE QUARTERBACK ANYMORE?
IT'S CALLED DISCIPLINARY ACTION.
SOMETHING WE COACHES DO.
OH, MAN!
THAT'S RIGHT!
I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING AS THE NEW MIDDLETON RUNNING BACK!
YOU MEAN I STILL GET TO BE ON THE TEAM?
HA HA. OH, TALK TO ME AFTER 20 LAPS.
THANKS, MR. B. HUH!
SAVE YOUR RUNNING FOR GAME TIME.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HELLO? OK, KIM?
YEAH, I KNOW IT'S LATE BUT...
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
WE KISSED. WE'RE DATING.
SO, YOU LEAVING ME FOR RUFUS WAS...?
DREAM. [SOBBING]
ME BEING MIDDLETON'S NEW RUNNING BACK... DREAM?
[YAWNS] NO. THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
OH. I'M ON A TEAM. THAT'S COOL. OK.
HOW ABOUT YOU WATER SKIING OVER A SHARK...
[DIAL TONE]
HELLO?
HELLO? KIM?