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翻译 校对: 忆 Jasper Alison 言语 蒙洛奇
翻译 校对: 大D 水果小心 游菲 彩虹
压片 后期: 大D 被威胁的IDM Lincoln
看到那个艳光四射的模特了吗 See that aspiring model there?
那就是我 Deb 直到我死的那天 That was me -- deb -- until the day I died.
我以为我会直接上天堂 I thought I'd go straight to heaven,
但中途出了点小意外 But there was a bit of a mix-up
当我醒来的时候 我发现我居然在别人的身体里 And I woke up in someone else's body.
所以现在我是 Jane So now I'm jane,
一个即使有了助理还是忙到爆的律师 A super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant.
我有了新的人生 新的衣橱 I got a new life, a new wardrobe,
而知道所有这一切的 And the only people who really know what's going on with me
只有我的闺蜜 Stacy 和我的守护天使 Fred Are my girlfriend stacy and my guardian angel, fred.
我一直相信 事出必有因 I used to think everything happened for a reason...
Whoo!
那么 好吧 但愿我是对的 ...And, well, I sure hope I was right.
Hi 你好 我想要 Hi I'd like a...
两杯脱咖脱脂焦糖玛奇朵咖啡 Double decaf nonfat caramel macchiato.
但是不要焦糖 加点香草糖浆 But instead of caramel, can I get a skosh of vanilla syrup?
还有 凉一点但是不要太凉 And can you make it cold -- but not too cold
就是感觉凉爽但是不会刺激到我的牙齿的那种 So it's refreshing but it doesn't hurt my teeth?
你一定是在开玩笑 You've got to be kidding me.
什么 Excuse me?
对 Yeah.
噢 我的天呐 Oh...My...God.
你是 Jane You're j-jane.
我是说 我之前的那个 Jane I mean, before I became jane.
为什么我比你高 Why am I taller than you?
是因为 弹力增高 小姐 Because, miss...Booty bounce...
你穿了双 4 英寸高的鞋子 You're wearing 4- inch heels,
这是非常不实用的会压迫你背部脊椎的鞋子 Which are impractical, cause lower-back disk compression,
而我穿的是让人舒适且不让女人 While I am wearing comfortable shoes
对女人友好的鞋子 That don't hate women.
Okay.
高跟鞋能增强线条感 拉长我的侧面轮廓 Heels create a line, elongating my silhouette.
那不是你的轮廓 It is not your silhouette.
是我的 It's mine!
你霸占我的身体到处晃悠 You are walking around in my body,
开着我的保时捷 用着我的银行存款 Driving my porsche, with my bank account.
听着 谁给你这个权利接管我的人生 Look, who gave you the right to take over my life?
稍等 接个电话 just one moment. It's my phone.
我在跟你讲话的时候不准接电话 Don't you dare answer that phone while I'm talking to y--
嘘 Shh.
hey!
我应该得到一些尊重 I deserve some respect!
hey!
Ohh.
早上好 Good morning.
有心情吃个紫菜豆腐煎蛋饼吗 You in the mood for an algae/tofu omelet?
它会让你的皮肤光滑还能增加你的肠蠕动 It'll make your skin glow and intestines flow.
我更愿意啃我的公文包 I'd rather chew on my briefcase.
但是还是要谢谢你 But...Thank you.
还有 我刚做了个梦 原来的 Jane 朝我大吼 So, I just had a dream that old jane was yelling at me.
Jane 我们要迟到了 Jane, we're late!
就像那样 Kind of like that.
啊 Ah...
Fred.
额 有心情吃个紫菜豆腐煎蛋饼吗 Uh, you in the mood for an algae/tofu omelet?
听起来 很美味 That sounds... Delicious...
但是我已经很容光焕发也很通畅了 But I am already glowing and flowing.
Jane 我在车上等你 Um, jane, I'll be in the car.
Stacy 一天好心情 Stacy... Have a great day.
亲爱的 Sweetie. Hmm?
你知道你刚才做了什么吗 Do you know what you just did?
是个谜语吗 我最喜欢猜谜语了 Is this a riddle? I love riddles.
当 Fred 过来的时候 你赶紧擦掉了脸上的祛痘膏 You wiped off your zit cream when fred came in the room.
这不是个谜语 That's not a riddle.
只有当你在意你在他眼里的样子你才会那么做 You only do that when you care about the way you look.
就像上次那个可爱的家伙来修理你的椭圆(健身)机 Like when the cute guy comes to fix the elliptical --
我觉得是你自己故意弄坏的 Which I think you broke on purpose last time.
是不是有可能你喜欢 Fred Is it possible that you like fred?
什么 才不 What? No.
Fred 不可能 Fred? Mnh-mnh.
Fred 我是说 Fred -- I mean --
他只是 Fred He's just fred.
就是 Fred Just fred.
你爱怎么说就怎么说吧 If you say so.
再见咯 亲爱的 Bye, sweetie.
再见咯 Bye.
不 No.
我这会儿脑子里是周末去 Laguna 的画面 So, I'm thinking the montage in laguna this weekend?
大海 沙滩 再来个服务非常到位的男仆 The sea, the sand, and a very attentive manservant?
嗯 我喜欢这个念头 Mm. I like that idea.
虽然我不知道 这要看情况而定 Although I don't know. It all depends.
我的老板或许期望我去工作 My boss might expect me to work,
鉴于他刚刚又把我拉进他的另一个案子中 Seeing as how he just pulled me into another one of his cases.
你老板竟然那样做 那家伙怎么了 Your boss did that? What's up with that guy?
我需要跟他谈谈 I need to talk to him.
那是怎么回事 What was that about?
什么 What?
Eileen 她在17楼的 P.R 公司上班 Eileen. She works at a P.R. Firm on the seventh floor.
Oh.
让我猜猜 你跟她约会过 Let me guess -- you used to date her.
是的 约会过 Yes. Yes, I did.
那么 出了什么差错 So...What went wrong?
你指的是 What do you mean?
你为什么不跟她说话 Why don't you talk to her?
因为 已经结束了 Because...It's over.
还有什么好说的 What is there to say?
当然没有了 Apparently, nothing.
那是什么东西 What's that?
一个小丑 A clown.
是的 你也看见了 Good. You see it, too.
他本来坐在接待处 但是 Deedee 抓狂了 He was in reception, but Deedee got all wigged out,
所以她把他扔这里了 So she put him in here.
Teri Kim和我有预定9点的会议室吧 Teri, didn't kim and I reserve the conference room for my 9:00?
当然有 但是我让你的客户去你超大的办公室了 You did, but I put your client in your great big office.
我想你是不会介意的 I didn't think you'd mind.
Bingum 把那个小丑赶走 Bingum, get the clown out of there.
杀伤力太大了 It's disruptive.
为什么是我 Why me?
因为 Jane 那是你的客户 Because, jane, he's your 9:00.
我策划了一个真人秀 叫"唯一" I produce a reality show called "The one."
我们已经播了11季了 We've been on the air for 11 seasons.
我每集都看 I never miss it.
除非某人从我的录像机中删掉了 Unless someone deletes it off my dvr.
那绝对是个意外 I'm sure it was an accident.
跟我说说那个节目的程序吧 Tell me about the program.
一个帅气的 符合条件的单身汉 Oh, one handsome, eligible bachelor
在30名热切的候选人中挑出他未来的妻子 Chooses his bride-to-be from 30 desperate hopefuls.
其中一个候选人起诉你 And one of the hopefuls is suing you?
Wendy Simon.
不可能 那个“黛玉 Wendy” No way. "Weeping Wendy"?
这一季的第二名 uh, this season's runner-up.
所有人都以为她会夺冠 Everyone thought she was the one,
但在最后一集里 极度郁闷的是 But then in the final episode, in a huge upset,
那人选了 Annabelle He chose Annabelle.
Wendy 崩溃了 乱喊乱叫 满脸是泪 Wendy went to pieces -- screaming, tears,
鼻涕直流 Snot running out of her nose.
我在高清电视中看的 真是撕心裂肺啊 I watch in hd. It's a total train wreck.
但是是很好的节目 Oh, but fantastic television.
就像在观看一个由超量香波赞助 It's like watching a nervous breakdown
的精神崩溃 Sponsored by volumizing shampoo.
她告我 Uh, she's suing me
故意精神伤害 For intentional infliction of emotional harm.
A.J. 所有参赛的选手都签了授权协议了吧 A.J., all of your contestants sign release forms, correct?
是 当然了 Yes. Yeah, of course.
我会递交驳回起诉的动议 I'll file a motion to dismiss.
中午前就能搞定 We'll be done by lunch.
你好 Hello.
我是 Jane Bingum Um, I'm Jane Bingum.
我是 Evan Robbins 很高兴见到你 Uh, Evan Robbins. Nice to meet you.
我很荣幸 Uh, it's my pleasure.
没事的 I- t's okay.
我还以为你手掌里放了个蜂鸣器 I thought there might be a buzzer.
我有很多那个 Ah. I get that a lot.
在电话里 你只提到“不正当中止合约” So, on the phone, you said "Wrongful termination,"
但你没告诉我任何细节 But you didn't give me any details.
是的 我想要确保 Right -- I...Wanted to make sure
至少 你不会在见到我前 就拒绝我的案子 You'd at least meet with me before saying no.
好吧 Okay.
我给你拿点喝的好吗 水还是咖啡 Uh, can I get you something to drink -- water or coffee?
不-不了 谢谢 N- no, thank you.
喝水会使我的口红晕开 It smears the smile.
了解 Of course.
那么 不正当终止合约 So, wrongful termination...
你是被马戏团炒了吗 Were you fired from the circus?
我是个通讯方面的客户经理 Uh, I'm a sales-account manager for context communications,
为一个移动服务运营商工作 A mobile-service provider.
你为什么被辞退的 And why were you let go?
我很确定 因为我的小丑打扮 I'm pretty sure it's for dressing like a clown.
这样 Oh. Right.
你这么打扮 有多长时间了 How long have you been dressing like a clown?
差不多半年吧 About six months.
这是我的工作履历 Um, these are my employment records.
我得到的评价非常好 My reviews are excellent, and I've been promoted
我在过去四年里 升职三次 The times over the last four years.
Hm.
令人印象深刻 Well, that's very impressive.
那么 为什么非要打扮成这样呢 So...Why not just stop wearing that?
我愿意 I don't want to.
这里写 在你开始这样打扮一个月前 It says one month from you started wearing that,
你因为丧事请了两周假 You took two weeks off for bereavement.
我能问问为什么吗 May I ask why?
我... Uh, my, um...
我的妻子死了 M- my wife died...
在一场车祸中 In a car accident.
我很抱歉 M -- I'm sorry.
很感谢你抽出时间 Look, I-I appreciate you taking your time,
我也不指望你能理解我经历了什么 And I don't expect you to understand what I've been through,
如果你不想替我辩护 没关系的 So if you don't want to represent me, it's okay.
我可没这么说 I didn't say that.
我了解你办公室里所有人是怎么看待我的 No, I saw the way everyone in your office was looking at me.
我不想带来什么麻烦 所以 And I don't want to cause any problems, so --
Evan.
我接受你的案子 I will absolutely take your case.
真该死 Bingum Damn it, bingum.
我刚刚看了你的新客户的备忘录 I just got your new-client memo.
你要替那小丑辩护 You're representing the clown.
搞清楚 Harrison & Parker 事务所不是一家传奇公司 To be clear, harrison & parker is not a novelty firm.
好吧 我不是在抬杠 Well, not to be argumentative,
但我们是不是刚解决了一个关于猩猩的抚养权的案子 But didn't we just litigate chimp-custody case?
是 但那个猩猩穿着得体 Yes, and the chimp was appropriately dressed.
这案子纯粹是浪费时间 This case waste of time.
听我说完 Hear me out.
那是他们的三周年纪念日 It was their third anniversary.
他妻子在车祸中死了 His wife died in a car accident.
Evan 伤心极了 Evan is...Grieving.
-打扮成小丑以示悲伤吗 -是 -In a clown suit -yes
-我反对 -收悉 I'm against this. Duly noted.
Jane 需要我做你的副手吗 Jane, need a second chair?
你刚才有听到 Parker 是怎么看待我的当事人了吧 You just heard how parker feels about my client.
那家伙因为妻子的死伤心 Well, the guy's grieving for his wife.
我或许能有些深刻的见解 I might have some insights.
是啊 当然了 Right. Of course.
很乐意接受你的帮助 I'd love your help.
是的 两张 “香吻与妆容” 展览会的 VIP 门票 Yes, two V.I.P. Tickets to the "Kiss and makeup".Expo
当然 我不会挂机 Sure. I'll hold.
再一次 Again.
那是首届造型风尚大赛 That's the premier makeup-styling event.
那些票可是非常贵的 Those tickets are way expensive.
工资的一半 1/2 paychecks.
就为了一讨论会 All for a symposium
名为"颊骨:修容的力量" called "Cheekbones: The power of contour shadowing"
我 不明白 I...don't get it.
是世界最顶级的化妆师的一对一授课 It's one-on-one sessions with the world's greatest makeup artists,
他们会倾情相授他们的美容秘诀和大量试用装 Who are giving away all their secrets and tons of samples.
超棒的 It's fabulous.
是给 Stacy 买的 对吧 And..They're for Stacy, aren't they?
这是整个求爱过程的一部分 It's all a part of the wooing process
好吧 Okay.
什么 你为什么那么做 What- why did you that?
我必须要听 Justin Timberlake I had to listen to Justin Timberlake
唱 Sexyback 十五遍 才能接通电话 Sing "Sexyback" 15 times just to get that far.
我们需要谈谈 私底下 We need to talk -- in private.
你不能追 Stacy You can't woo Stacy.
为什么 Why?
你这是在自找伤害 You're going to get hurt.
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
Stacy 有约会注意力缺损症 Stacy has dating A.D.D.
她以前在西班牙语课上遇见过一男的 One time, she met a guy at Spain class.
他们去了咖啡馆 They went for coffee,
没等到她的拿铁端上来 她就把那家伙甩了 And she broke up with him before she got her latte.
为什么 因为他穿着黑色短袜 Why? Because he was wearing black ankle socks
一般来说 我想吸引她注意力的时候 Usually, you just making fun of me
你只会嘲笑我一下 for trying to get her attention
干嘛你突然这么严肃了 Why are you so serious all of a sudden?
Fred 有可能 Fred, there is a chance --
只是可能 Just maybe --
Stacy 可能喜欢你 That Stacy might like you.
像你喜欢她一样喜欢你 "Like" Like you "Like you."
什么 她怎么说的 What?! What did she say?
她什么也没说 但是她是我最好的朋友 She didn't say anything, but she's my best friend.
噢 天呐 Oh, my god!
我 我想 大吼 还想 大叫 I w-w-want to...Shout and -- and -- and -- and cry
同时都想 All at the same time!
哦 你的眉毛很浓 And u have a- a furred brow.
你真的很担心 Stacy 可能会伤害到我吗 are you really worried that Stacy might hurt me?
因为我没意见 Because I don't have a problem with that.
Fred 上次 你亲了 Stacy Fred, last time when you kissed Stacy,
你消失了 You disappeared.
而且 我再也不想看见这种事发生了 明白吗 And I don't want that to happen again,okay?
Oh 我知道 我违背了规则 Oh. I see. I broke their rules.
不过你不用担心那个 Buy you don't have to worry about that.
我说 当你把自己的生活弄得一团糟 See, when you started to muck up your life
他们派我回来的时候 我提了个新条件 And they sent me back, I made a new deal.
我可以想亲谁就亲谁 我可以谈恋爱 I- I can kiss all I want, I- I can have a relationship,
完全没问题 And it's totally okay.
听着 我是你的守护天使 Listen, I am your guardian angel,
而且我会一直在这 And I am here to stay
而且 我还是不能相信 Stacy 可能真的喜欢我 And I can't believe that Stacy might really like me!
不是 我也不是很能确定 No, I am not totally completely sure.
我只是说 我有种感觉 I said I had a feeling.
是啊 我也有种感觉 我得再去听那个 sexyback 了 Well, I have a feeling, too. I am bringing sexyback.
Wow Wow.
别再说那句话了 Don't ever say that again.
尊敬的法官 A.J. Fowle "唯一”的制片人 Your honor,A.J. Fowle the producer of "The one,"
在国家电视上羞辱我的委托人 Set out to humiliate my client on national television.
这太可笑了 根本不是恶意的 That's ridiculous. There was no malice and salient.
我们认为应该驳回 We move to dismiss.
Fowler 先生 使用连续镜头使 Wendy 看起来精神错乱 Mr. Fowler manipulated footage to make Wendy appear...Unhinged.
我认为用法律术语来讲应该是"难以控制" I think the legal term is "Toughcookies."
选手知晓 The contestant is aware
她可能会感到尴尬 惊奇 并且/或者丢脸 That she may be emrrassed, surprised, and/or humiliated.
仍旧签了字 就是这样了 Signed and initialed. End of story.
授权协议书 在原则上 不能 A release form can not in principle,
解除制片人的所有责任 Relieve producer of all responsibility.
尊敬的法官 这根本就不算什么 Your honor, this is not something --
她说的对 这应该交给陪审团去决定 She's right. That's for a jury to decide.
不允许驳回 Motion to dismiss denied.
作为人力资源的负责人 我警告过 Robbins 先生 As a head of human resources, I warned mr. Robbins
他的头饰是不适当的 也是不符合标准的 That his tire was inappropriate and nonstandard.
他的业绩记录非常突出 His performance record is stellar.
是的 没错 Yes, it is.
那为什么不考虑下他的个人情况 So then why not consider his personal circumtances?
穿小丑服只是他的一种哀悼方式 Wearing a clown suit is simply part of his grieving process.
对于你的不幸 我很抱歉 但我收到了27条员工投诉 And I'm sorry for your loss, but I received 27 complaints
反对 Robbins 先生 Lodged against Mr. Robbins by fellow employees.
好吧 你听起来很正直 Okay. You sound like a fair person.
如果我的委托人承诺 So what if my client were to agree to
一段时间后 恢复正常衣着呢 Return to standard attire after a certain time frame?
比如 呃 一个月以后 Say, uh, one month from today?
如果我们能以书面形式约定 If we got something on paper,
我可以说服老板 I think I could persuade my boss.
咱们能先等等吗 Can we just slow down for a second?
很抱歉 但我们无法要求委托人接受那些条款 I'm sorry, but we can't ask our client to accept those terms.
能借一步说话吗 Can we talk outside?
不用了 没门 You don't have to. No deal.
Evan 你还没考虑下呢 Evan, you haven't even considered the deal.
我不会的 And I won't.
Bingum 女士 我公司希望避免诉讼程序 Ms. Bingum, my company wants to avoid litigation,
但如果对方不可理喻 我们无法与之谈判 But we can't negotiate with unreasonable partners.
到底是怎么了 What the hell happened in there?
我们都要达成一致了 We were about to settle.
或许吧 但那对 Evan 来说是徒劳的 Maybe, but not in a way that works for Evan.
你说要帮忙的 这可不是帮忙 You offered to help, and that is not what I call help.
你无法给悲伤订一个期限 Jane You can't put a ticking clock on grief, Jane.
我们不能要求他那样做 We can't ask him to do that.
你只是助理律师 你没有权利干涉我的决定 You're second chair. You don't have the authority.
我主动提出做你的助理 I offered second-chair
是因为我理解 Evan 在经历怎样的痛苦 Because I understand what evan's going through.
那么 法官否决了那授权协议书 So, the judge threw out the release,
就是说如果 Wendy 签字了也不要紧 是吗 So it doesn't matter if wendy signed it, right?
他没有否决 他只是给了一个听证的机会 He didn't throw it out. He just opened the door to testimony.
他的意思是仅有授权协议书无法使 Wendy 的诉讼无效 He's saying the release alone won't invalidate wendy's claim.
所以我还是说我们会赢 And I still say we win.
A.J 如果你妥协 日后失利选手对你的起诉 A.J, if you settle, you open the floodgates to lawsuits
将会源源不绝 From every contestant who's ever lost on the show.
你的案子可能会需要一些时间 但是我们会获胜 Your case may take a little time, but we will prevail.
相信我 Trust me.
好吧 Okay.
法庭上见 See you in court.
怎么了 What?
不要把你的手臂交叉对着我 Don't cross your arms at me.
不是说不能提升我们委托人的期望吗 What happened to not raising our client's expectations?
这仍然是一件容易的案子 It's still an easy one.
这叫做“承担风险” It's called "Assumption of risk."
如果你在一个有鲨鱼的水池里游泳 If you go swimming in a shark tank,
当你被咬是你不能抱怨 You can't complain when you're bit.
可能她已经准备好被咬了 Well, maybe she was prepared to get bit
但是不要将她的整个大腿被撕咬掉 But not have her entire leg ripped off.
Kim 怎么回事 What's going on, kim?
听着 我承认 Wendy 的崩溃使我幸灾乐祸来着 Look, I admit I took guilty pleasure in Wendy's meltdown,
但是这是当节目感觉像是娱乐时发生的 But that was when it felt like entertainment.
但是现在感觉是另一回事了 This feels like something else.
别想了 Well, get over it,
因为你明天将要在法庭上反复地盘问她 Because you're cross-examining her tomorrow.
如果我那样做 我会看起来像一个恶霸 If I do it, I'll look like a bully.
不能想象为什么会那样 Can't imagine why.
这不公平 It's not fair.
Evan 专心料理他的工作 Evan's minding his own business,
但是他却被开除了 因为 穿着打扮 And he gets fired for...Playing dress-up.
你知道我总是和你站在一边 You know I'm always on your side,
但是在工作中打扮得像个小丑有一点点的怪异 But dressing like a clown at work is a little weird,
你不觉得吗 Don't you think?
你有一次在工作中穿得像一根香蕉 You dressed like a banana at work once.
我是在为演果丹皮试镜 I was auditioning for fruit roll-ups.
好的 你是对的 确实奇怪 Fine. You're right. It's weird.
但是他不应该因此被炒鱿鱼 But he shouldn't be fired for it.
我的意思是 这个男人沉浸在悲伤中 I mean, the man is in pain,
如果这样打扮可以让他感觉好些 And if this makes him feel better,
那么为什么别人要干涉呢 Then why should anyone care?
一些人只是不喜欢小丑们 Well, some people just don't like clowns.
我妈妈在我7岁生日时请了一个小丑 My mom got one for my 7th birthday party.
我妹妹跑进她的房间 开始哭了起来 My sister ran to her room, started crying,
不肯出来 直到 Patches 离开 And wouldn't come out until mr. Patches left.
Hmm.
我从没有得到我的象气球帽子 I never got my elephant-balloon hat.
Oh!
小丑恐惧症 -- 对小丑反常的或是夸张的恐惧 Coulrophobia -- the abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
显然 现实中确实有人害怕小丑 Apparently, being afraid of clowns is a real condition.
Oh.
27 个人寄信抵制 Evan 27 people filed letter against evan.
我的意思是 小丑恐惧症是一个常见的情况 I mean, maybe coulrophobia is a common condition.
未必 Not necessarily.
记得大四时 我发起了一场反对食堂 Remember senior year, when I launched a campaign
出售白色食品的运动吗 To ban white foods from the cafeteria?
当然 Of course.
学校9月开学 每一个人都知道 The school year started in September, and everyone knows
那些白色食品在劳动节后是禁忌 That white after labor day is a no-no.
我得到了 62 个签名 I got 62 signatures.
确实如此 That's right.
你得到了足球队和啦啦队 Well, you got the soccer team and the cheerleaders.
以及技术怪才的签名 And the techie geeks.
你是他们的女神 You were their goddess.
是的 Yes.
但是他们没有一个人像我一样关心白色食品 But none of them cared about white food like I did.
他们只是签署了请愿书 因为我要求他们签 They just signed the petition because I asked them to.
我的上帝 Oh, my god.
案子里一个主要的辩论点 One of context's key arguments
就是那 27 封投诉信 Is that there were 27 letters of complaint.
但是所有这些信背后 可能只有一个 Stacy But maybe there's only one Stacy behind all those letters.
你明白我必须做什么了 You know what I have to do.
找到那个幕后的 Stacy 赢得案子的胜利 find the stacy, win the case.
Jane 你好 Hi, jane.
又是你 You again.
我仍然在等一个道歉 I'm still waiting for an apology.
这不是我的错 This isn't my fault!
我的意思是 这不是我所能控制的 I mean, it was out of my control.
拜托 excuse me?
是你按了返回键 You are the one who pushed the return button.
而且现在 Grayson 怀念着 Deb 你的当事人怀念着他的妻子 And now grayson misses deb and your client misses his wife,
但是没人怀念我 But no one misses me.
因为没人知道我已经死了 Because no one knows that I'm gone.
好吧 你要这么说的话 我是真的真的很抱歉 Well, when you put it that way, I'm really, really sorry.
不 你甚至一点悔意都没有 No. You're not the least bit contrite.
不 诚实的说 我有 No, honestly, I am.
我超级后悔 惴惴不安 I am extra-contrite, with a cherry on top.
你没有悲伤 You're not sad.
或是郁闷 Or morose.
你甚至看起来没有不安 You don't look even disconcerted.
你看起来高兴 You look happy.
看看你自己 See for yourself.
Stacy. Hmm?
我又做了一个关于以前那个 Jane 的梦 Hey, I had another dream about old jane.
她很沮丧因为没人知道她死了 She's upset because no one knows she died.
真是杯具 That's so sad.
我应该为她做点什么 I should do something special for her --
来纪念曾经的 Jane You know, to honor old jane.
你懂的 我喜欢做项目 交给我吧 You know I love projects. Leave it to me.
嗯 Um...
我能处理好。 I can handle it.
好的。 Okay.
但是别用剪纸 But no decoupage.
也别用喷胶枪 Or glue guns.
好吧 那就用些漂亮点的东东做 Right. Something classy.
现在 上班去 拯救你的小丑吧 Now, get to work and save your clown.
Westenson 先生 你给人事处写了封信 Mr. Westenson, you wrote a letter to human resources
投诉我的当事人穿着小丑装 是吗 Complaining about my client's clown suit, didn't you?
是的 Yes, I did.
我发现你是这27封信中的第一封 Turns out you were the first of 27 letters.
很多人都很不满 A lot of people were upset.
你就职于哪个部门 What department do you work in?
财务部 I work in accounting.
哦 有意思 Oh. Interesting.
所有的27封信都来自你的部门 All 27 letters came from your department,
而我的当事人在销售部工作 Even though my client works in corporate sales.
你们的工作的地方都不在同一栋大楼里面。 You don't even work in the same building.
Bingum 女士 请说重点 Make your point, ms. Bingum.
你是否曾经要求过 Isn't it true that you asked --
或者说 可能怂恿过 well, perhaps encouraged --
或者甚至哄骗过你的同伴 Maybe even cajoled your co-workers
写投诉信 To write letters against my client?
我不可能指使别人那么做 I can't make anyone do anything.
Westenson 先生 你都不曾看我的当事人一眼 Mr. Westenson, you haven't looked at my client once
从您站在这台上起 Since taking the stand.
-你愿意看他一眼吗 -我宁愿不看 - Would you please look at him? - I'd rather not.
因为小丑使你不安 'cause clowns upset you?
是的 Yes.
他们总是在笑 They smile all the time.
都不知道他到底在想些什么 You can't tell what they're thinking.
那让我感到很不爽 行了嘛？ It freaks me out, okay?
我听着这是小丑恐惧症 Sounds like coulrophobia to me.
对小丑的无理性的恐惧 The irrational fear of clowns.
"唯一"本季最终集 On the season finale of "The one"...
我来这里寻找我的唯一 我找到了 I came here to find the one, and I have.
Wendy Annabelle 是我的唯一 Wendy, annabelle's the one.
Wendy 的美梦即将破碎 ...All her dreams will be shattered.
你说过你爱我 我们互相爱着彼此 You said that you loved me. We love each other.
我是你的唯一 我是 你说过我是你的唯一 I'm the one. I'm the one. You told me I was the one.
对不起 I'm sorry.
Toby... toby...
Toby! Toby!
Toby!! Toby!!
你能把摄像机关掉吗? Can you just turn the cameras off?
把摄像机关掉！ Can you turn the cameras off?!
关掉摄像机！ Turn the cameras off!!
哭泣的 Wendy 星期二早上9点 让我一个人待会儿！ "Weeping wendy," Tuesday at 9:00 p.M. Just leave me alone!
这个电视剧不停的播放这个片段 The show promoted this clip over and over,
称呼你为"哭泣的 Wendy"是这样吗 Calling you "Weeping wendy," Isn't that right?
是的 Yes.
人们坐在车子里朝我喊那称呼 People shout that at me from their cars.
我成了邮递员们的暗号 I'm a punch line for leno and letterman.
多亏了互联网 连在中国的网民都以我为笑料 And thanks to the internet, people make fun of me in china.
所以 你觉得这场表演 So, you feel the show --
特别是 Fowler 先生 And, in particular, mr. Fowler --
毁坏了你的声誉 Has damaged your reputation?
当我找工作时会发生什么 What happens next time I apply for a job?
谁会雇一个精神错乱的人呢 Who would hire someone who appears unhinged?
谁会愿意与这样的人谈恋爱 And as far as any future relationships go...
我认为 I just...
几乎不可能 It feels impossible.
谢谢你的回答 Thank you.
Simon 女士，"唯一"已播出到第11季 Ms. Simon, "The one" is in its 11th season.
你之前看过这节目吗 Had you seen the show before?
看过 Yes.
那么 Melissa 喝的烂醉如泥 So you saw Melissa get so drunk,
她在坐独木船的时候吐得到处都是 She puked during the canoe ride
还有 Maryellen 丢了比基尼泳裤 And the time Maryellen lost her bikini bottoms
潜在游泳池里 这些事 你都在国家电视台上看到了 Diving into the swimming pool -- on national tv?
是的 Yeah.
所以你明白 即使 So you understood that even though
制片人让你穿上婚纱 The producers put you in a wedding dress,
也并不代表你真的就是唯一 It didn't mean you were the one.
我想是的 I guess.
事实上 这就像是一个你与鲨鱼一起游泳 In fact, isn't this just a case of swimming with sharks
然后抱怨说你被鲨鱼咬了 And then complaining when you were bitten?
虽然存在风险 但我仍然继续这个真人秀 I went on this show despite the risks
因为我相信我会找到真爱 Because I thought I was gonna find love.
但是你没有 But you lost.
然后 出于绝望 And then, out of desperation,
然后你就雇佣了一个律师来抨击我的当事人 You hired a lawyer to lash out at my client.
是你自己让自己陷入这样的窘境中 Simon 女士 You put yourself in this position, Ms. Simon.
当时你完全明白这么做的风险 不是吗 You knew the risks, didn't you?
我想是的 但我只是 I guess. But I just --
但是什么 But what?
我已经得到答案了 That's what I thought.
没什么要问的了 Nothing further.
Even 你能不能解释一下 Evan, can you please explain --
为什么打扮成一个小丑 Why a clown?
我的 我和我的妻子当时在圣塔莫尼卡木板桥 My -- my wife and I were at the boardwalk in Santa Monica
那是在她去世之前一天 The day before she died,
那里有个小丑的演出 And there was a- a clown performing.
那个小丑从人群中把 Anna 拉出来 And he picked Anna tout of the crowd,
拿她走路的样子开玩笑 and he was making fun of the way she walked.
然后...她笑得好开心 And...She was laughing so hard.
她喜欢这个 She loved it.
所以说 扮成小丑 你感觉和她更靠近 So, as a clown, you feel closer to her.
对 没错 Yeah. That's true.
当你看到你镜子里的样子 When you catch your reflection in the mirror,
你有什么感觉 How does it make you feel?
Um Um...
感觉 Uh Like I, uh...
感觉我可以熬过这一天 Like I can get through the day.
谢谢 Evan Thank you, evan.
Robbins 先生 Mr. Robbins,
你知道人身保险的内容么 Do you have healthcare coverage through context?
是的 Yes.
这份保险包括了心理健康么 And does that coverage include mental health?
是的 Yes.
你做心理治疗了吗 Have you sought out therapy?
不 还没有 No, I haven't.
所以你反而选择穿着 小丑装 So you've chosen instead to wear a...Clown costume
-作为你的治疗 -反对 - As your therapy? - Objection.
他无权 He's not in a position
过问我当事人怎样哀悼他的妻子 To question how my client grieves for his wife.
反对无效 Overruled.
回答这个问题 Answer the question.
所以 这身装扮 So, this costume, then,
是某种的心理应对机制吗 Is some sort of coping mechanism?
我想是吧 I guess.
你将这种不寻常的应对机制 And you've inflicted this unconventional coping mechanism
强加在你的同事身上 对吧 on your co-workers, haven't you?
不 我不认为 No, I didn't think that --
工作场所并不是你 The workplace is not the forum
解决你个人问题的地方 对吧 To deal with personal issues, is it?
我在问你问题 I asked you a question.
Robbins 先生 你违反了法庭纪律 Mr. Robbins, you are out of order!
法官大人 your honor.
不要再按喇叭了 否则我就判你藐视法庭 Either stop honking or I'll place you in contempt!
Evan!
够了 你藐视法庭 that's it! You're in contempt!
- 法警 将他拘留 - Evan - Bailiff, take him into custody! - Evan!
- 别碰我 - 快走 - Don't touch me. - Let's go.
Jane.
那个 我和书记员谈了 So, I spoke with the clerk.
他们在几小时后会放了他 They'll release him in a few hours.
我怎么能在对 Evan 如此愤怒的同时 How can I be so mad at evan
又觉得他好可怜 And feel so terrible for him at the same time?
想想他的感受 Imagine how he feels.
我是说 他受伤太深了 做小丑会轻松点儿 I mean, his pain's so deep, it's easier to be a clown.
是啊 yeah.
嘿 Grayson Hey, grayson...
Deb 去世的时候你干了什么 What did you do when deb died?
那个 Well...
呃 Uh...
我记得 一直 I remember... Spending a lot of time
开着车到处逛 漫无目的 Driving around -- aimlessly.
有一次 我打算开车去健身房 One time, I got in my car to go to the gym
谁知开去了墨西哥边境 And ended up at the Mexican border.
也不知道怎么回事 No idea why.
你有和别人说过么 去过心理治疗么 Did you talk to someone -- go to therapy?
我应该去的吧 I probably should have.
我过的一团糟 我睡不着 也吃不下 I was a mess. I couldn't sleep, couldn't eat.
每个早晨 我醒来 Every morning, I'd wake up
看着床上我旁边的那个空位然后 And look at the empty spot in the bed next to me and...
就用拳头砸墙发泄 Put my fist through a wall.
我 我都不知道 I- I had no idea.
我是说 你 每天都来上班的 I mean, you were... coming to work every day.
我来事务所上班的第一个月我每周都工作100个小时 I billed 100 hours a week my first month at the firm.
你是怎么跨过那道坎的 How did you get over it?
某天 在工作了一整天后 我回到家 Well, after a long day at work, I came home,
所有的植物都枯萎了 And all the plants were dead...
冰箱里空空如也 There was nothing in the fridge,
我的墙上全都是一个个坑 And my walls were full of holes.
我想着如果 Deb 看到我这样 I remember thinking that if Deb saw me...
她不会喜欢她现在看到的这个男人 She wouldn't like the man she was looking at.
所以我清理了房子 改头换面 So I cleaned up the house, cleaned up my act.
回到那个 To be the man...
她想要我变成的男人 That she wanted me to be.
对 Yeah.
嗯 Yeah.
啊 我希望是一个有栗子馅的烤火鸡 Ugh. I hope that is a roast turkey with chestnut stuffing.
为什么我总是渴望在夏天过感恩节 Why do I always crave thanksgiving during summer?
楼下的卡片店要歇业了 The card shop downstairs is going out of business,
然后我就花了99美分买了所有这些情人节卡片 And I bought all of those Valentine's cards for 99 cents.
这是未雨绸缪 That is planning ahead.
这些可以帮到我和 Stacy They are gonna help me with stacy.
我最近听说她可能喜欢我 See, I have recently learned that she might like me.
-你 - 是的 别笑 - You? - Yes. Don't mock.
而且 不知为什么 只要她在房间里面 And, for some reason, whenever she's in the room,
我好像都不能把话说完整 I can't seem to form complete sentences.
这就是我去找那些专业人士的原因 Which is why I am turning to the professionals
就是靠帮人写女人爱听的甜言蜜语来赚钱的人 Who are paid money to write down what women want to hear.
当新的一天来临的时候我爱上了你 "I love you when the day is new.
当天空是蓝色的时候我爱上了你 "I love you when the sky is blue.
而当太阳落山的时候 And when the sun's about to set..."
我会和你说你是个白痴 "I'll tell you you're an idiot."
很好笑 Hilarious.
好吧 听听这个 All right, check this out.
Arrepentido para la perdida de su abuelo (法语) "Arrepentido para la perdida de su abuelo."
这很浪漫也很美妙 It's romantic and sophisticated.
而且意思是说 我很抱歉你的爷爷过世了 And it means "I'm sorry your grandfather died."
Fred 你没必要这么诗情画意 Fred, you don't need to be poetic.
做你自己就行了 Just be real.
告诉她你的感觉 Tell her how you feel.
真实的 感情 Real...Feel.
这我做得来 I can work with that.
当然 有很多优秀的女性可供选择 Oh, sure. There were plenty of great women to choose from.
但最终结果是 我真的很喜欢 Wendy But in the end, I was totally going for Wendy.
那么 接下来呢 So...What happened?
在我求婚的前夜 Well, the night before I was gonna propose,
A.J. 坚定地要求我选择另一个女孩 A.J. strongly suggested that I choose the other girl.
"坚定地要求" "Strongly suggested"?
在对电视观众的调查反馈中 Annabelle 得分更高 He said that Annabelle tested higher with the viewers.
所以 选择 Annabelle 对节目有好处 So if you chose Annabelle, it would be better for the show.
对 Yeah.
没有其他问题了 Nothing further.
你不是被迫选择 Annabelle 的 对吧 You weren't forced to choose Annabelle, were you?
他们是没拿枪抵着我的头 Well, they didn't put a gun to my head.
你填的职业是"承包商" you list your profession as "Contractor,"
但事实上你是一名奋斗中的演员 不是吗 But actually, you're a struggling actor, aren't you?
我 两者都有做 I...Do a little bit of both.
你选择 Annabelle 是因为你认为 You picked Annabelle because you thought
这会提高你作为演员的知名度吗 it would raise your profile as an actor?
为什么不呢 你懂的 Why not? You know?
"真实世界"中的几个演员都有经纪人 A couple of the guys from "The real world" got agents.
所以你是为了你的事业 So you dumped Wendy because you thought
甩了 Wendy It would benefit your career.
如果 Wendy 在节目中承受了情绪方面的压力 If Wendy suffered any emotional distress on the show,
难道不应该由你 而不是我的委托人 来负责吗 Aren't you responsible, not my client?
嘿 我只是在为自己考量 Hey, I was just looking out for myself.
是他使我做出这种让她心碎的举动 He's the one that asked me to break her heart
让她在演出中崩溃了 And then put her meltdown on TV.
没有其他问题了 Nothing further.
Kim 嘿 Kim. Hey.
发生什么事了 What is going on?
这案子进展不顺 It's not going well in there.
也许是吧 但我们的委托人还没有作证呢 Maybe not, but our client hasn't testified yet.
是吗 你认为陪审团会站在 A.J. 这边吗 Really? You think A.J.'s gonna win the jury over?
你不对他摆臭脸的话 就有可能 Not if you keep throwing dirty looks at him.
嘿 如果你选择为混蛋辩护 Hey, if you choose to represent slimeballs,
你的同事自然会有抵触情绪 Your colleagues might have an adverse reaction.
你这是怎么了 A.J. 不是坏人 What is going on with you? A.J.'s not a bad guy.
对 你说的没错 他就是块宝石 No, you're right. He's a gem.
一切都是那个笨女人的错 It's the dumb girl's fault
居然在真人秀上寻找真爱 For looking for love on a reality show.
她活该名誉扫地 She deserved to get dragged through the mud.
我们讨论过这个问题 这事.. We've been through this. It's --
你要敢说 "自担风险" Don't you dare say "Assumption of risk,"
我发誓要你好看 Or I swear to god someone's going down!
好吧 我们到底在讨论什么问题 Okay, what are we really talking about here?
我们在讨论你和电梯里那个女孩的问题 We are talking about you and that girl in the elevator.
Eileen?
我都不怎么跟 Eileen 说话 I don't even talk to Eileen.
没错 你从不跟你的前女友们联系 不是吗 Exactly. You don't talk to any of your exes, do you?
当我爱一个人 是全心全意去爱的 When I'm in a relationship, I'm in 100%.
当我不爱了 就是不爱了 When it's over, it's over.
你的前女友就变成了隐形人 And your ex turns into the invisible woman.
毕竟 她得自担风险 After all, she assumed the risk.
我不理解你怎么如此意气用事 I don't understand why you're taking this so personally.
因为 总有分手的那一天 Because relationships end.
我是你的员工 我们要是分手了会怎样 I work for you. What happens when we're over?
嗨 Hey.
谢谢你把我保释出来 Thanks for bailing me out.
我总不能把一小丑丢监狱里不管吧 对不 Well, I couldn't very well leave a clown in jail, right?
那儿还挺有挑战性的 有人不喜欢我 It was a little iffy in there. Not everyone's a fan.
我收到你短信了 你想聊聊? I got your message. You wanted to talk?
是 Yeah.
法庭上发生的那件事 对你的案子有很大影响 What happened in court -- it really hurt your case.
我 我知道 I- I know.
我把事搞砸了 I...I messed up.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
Evan 我能问你点私事吗 Evan, can I ask you something personal?
都这时候了 有何不可呢 At this point, why not?
请坐 Take a seat.
如果你妻子还活着 If your wife were still alive...
她会怎样看待这一切 What would she think about all this?
什么意思 What do you mean?
打扮成个小丑 Dressing like a clown...
在法庭上胡闹 被关到监狱里 Acting up in court, getting thrown in jail.
你觉得她会怎么想 How do you think this would look to her?
我不 我不知道 I don't -- I don't know.
我想她会觉得我生活一团糟 I guess it looks like my life's messed up
一切都是罪有应得的 And that I got what I deserved.
等等 不好意思 罪有应得? Wait. Sorry -- got what you deserved?
你有什么瞒着我吗 What aren't you telling me?
Evan 拜托 Evan, please.
这 这是我的错 this -- it's my fault.
不 那是场车祸 No. It was an accident.
我 I...
她当时在准备我们的周年纪念晚餐 She was making our anniversary dinner
让我下班的路上带点香草回去 And asked me to pick up basil on my way home from work,
可我忘了 And I forgot.
我说 我们不需要那个 I- I told her that we didn't need it,
但她 坚持要做 But she -- she insisted.
她希望 晚餐是完美的 She wanted... Dinner to be perfect.
她就跑出去买去了 And she went back out to get it.
Evan --
就在去商店的路上 悲剧发生了 And on the way to the store, that's when it happened.
你懂吗 Anna 是因我而死 You know, Anna died because...
如果我按她说的做了 If I'd just done what she asked...
听我说 Listen to me.
这不是你错 This wasn't your fault.
Evan...
我的一个挚友失去了他的女朋友 A man very close to me lost his girlfriend,
他深爱着她 Whom he loved very much.
他告诉我他只有在 And he told me that he was only able to move on
透过她的眼睛看到自己之后才能够重新开始 When he started to see himself through her eyes.
很明显 我不认识 Anna Obviously, I- I didn't know Anna.
但是我不相信她会因为这些事情而怪你 But I don't believe she'd blame you for what happened.
我非常非常爱她 I loved her s-so much.
我肯定她也爱你 And I'm sure she loved you, too.
但是她爱的是她曾经的丈夫 But she loved the man she married.
而不是一个小丑 Not a clown.
好了 来 Okay. Here.
需要我帮忙么 Can I help?
嗯 Yeah.
好的 Okay.
嘿 A.J. Hey, A.J.
你知道发生什么事了么 Do you know what's going on?
我收到 Parker 的信息说让我在这儿见他 I got a text from Parker telling me to meet him here.
嗯 我 我也收到了一样的信息 Yeah, I- I got the same text.
大家好 各位 我可以解释 Hello, people. I can explain.
A.J. 记得那天 A.J., remember the other day
你要求我们来调停这件案子么 When you suggested we settle this case?
是的 Yeah.
我应该听你的 I should have listened.
事实上我已经安排了一个会议 I've actually scheduled a meeting
Wendy 和她的律师会参加 With Wendy and her attorney.
真的 Really?
昨晚上我在想 Toby 提供的证据 Last night, I was thinking about Toby's testimony,
关于那个评分等级 About the ratings.
我在档案里发现了一些有趣的东西 And I found something interesting in the case files.
一份机密的研究记录 It was a confidential research memo
记录了观众对每一个参赛者的评价 Listing the audience appeal of every contestant on the show.
你知道接下来我要说什么 对吧 You know where this is going, don't you?
Wendy 得到的评价等级比那个冠军还要高 Wendy was rated higher than the winner.
所以 如果你们只是根据等级来选择 So if you were only after ratings,
你们应该让 Toby 选择 Wendy 对吧 You would have just let Toby pick Wendy, right?
是的 Yeah.
我不理解 I don't understand.
你什么时候意识到自己爱上了 Wendy When did you realize you were in love with Wendy?
什么 What?
他是对的 He's right.
我 我 我从来没有见过哪个人像 Wendy 那样 I- I-I never met anybody like Wendy.
她胸无城府 不矫情做作 没有安排地满满的日程 She has no guile, no pretense, no agenda.
她 She was --
她就是很真诚地寻找爱情而已 She was genuinely looking for love.
Toby 只是指望自己的演艺事业起飞 And Toby was looking to launch a tv career.
我不是想伤害她 I wasn't trying to hurt her.
我只是想要保护她不被那个混蛋欺骗 I was just trying to protect her from that jerk.
你为什么不告诉她你的感受 Why didn't you tell her how you felt?
我 I...
这太冒险了 Too risky.
A.J. 如果你在乎她 A.J., if you cared for her,
那你为什么把她置于这样的情况之下 Why did you show her in such an unflattering light?
宣传片是网络决定的 The network controls promotion.
我无能为力 I couldn't do anything about it.
Wendy Simon 和她的律师到了 Wendy Simon and her attorney are here.
也许是时候冒个险了 Maybe it's time to take that risk.
大家好 再一次见面了 Hello again.
额 在我们开始前 Um, before we start...
我 我 我想向 Wendy 道个歉 I'd -- I'd -- I'd like to apologize to Wendy.
另外 And...
我希望我能够私下做这件事 I'd like to do it in private.
当然不行 Absolutely not.
在任何接触中 我都必须在场 I will be present for any interaction.
Wendy 请听我说 Wendy, just hear me out.
拜托了 Please.
没关系的 Paula It's okay, Paula.
我不会有事的 I'll be fine.
Evan 没有那个小丑的装我还真认不出你来了 Evan, I hardly recognized you without your clown makeup.
嗯 说实话 感觉有点怪怪的 Yeah, to be honest, it feels kind of weird
人们不再盯着我看了 People aren't staring at me.
噢 谢谢 Oh. Thanks.
女士和先生们 Lady and gentleman,
请允许我介绍一下你的客户 Evan Robbins May I introduce your client, evan robbins?
哇哦 你清洗地很干净 Wow. You clean up nicely.
我只是 想说“谢谢” I just... Wanted to say "Thank you."
对你们两个 Both of you.
我把我的工作要回来了 I got my job back.
这太棒了 That's fantastic.
还有 我 尽力在继续我的生活 And I'm...Doing my best to move on.
我肯定 Anna 会希望这样 I'm sure Anna would want that.
是你 对吧 It's you, isn't it?
Jane 告诉我说她的一个朋友的女朋友去世了 Jane told me about a friend whose girlfriend passed away.
你会没事的 Evan You're gonna be okay, Evan.
嗯 Yeah.
好吧 额 我得走了 Well, uh, I got to go.
我午休时间再过10分钟就结束了 My lunch break is over in 10 minutes,
我不想迟到 所以 And I don't want to be late, so...
谢谢你 Thank you.
再见 Evan Bye, Evan.
Grayson.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢我什么 For what?
谢谢你让我能从你的眼睛里看到 Evan For letting me see Evan through your eyes.
还有谢谢你和我讲一些关于 Deb 的事情 And for talking with me about Deb.
我知道这不容易 I know that couldn't have been easy.
这比我用拳头砸墙壁强得多 Well, it beats punching my fist through walls.
我应该感谢你 I should be thanking you.
谢谢你的聆听 For listening.
我就在这 I'm here.
无论什么时候 Anytime.
“爱如 "Love is...
爱如火焰 Love is fire."
爱如雨帘 Love is rain.
爱如 Love is --
爱如 Love is ra...
-嗨 - 喔 - Hey! - Oh!
我收到你约我见面的短信了 怎么了 I got your text to meet you here. What's up?
嗨 Stacy Hey, Stacy.
Um...
我 我好像 呃 It -- it seems, um... I- I --
就 就我个人 而言 呃 D- do -- a- as far as, uh --
你 你想吃辣鸡翅吗 D- did you want a hot wing?
谢谢 不用了 No, thank you.
爱如 Love is...
火焰 Fire.
爱如 Love is...
那个 雨帘 Uh...Rain.
爱如阳光 Lo is sunshine.
似乎 呃 It seems, um...
额滴神啊 Oh, my god.
我重来 Uh, let me start again.
-那是 Charlie Taggart -谁 - It's Charlie Taggart. - Who?
他以前跟我一个表演班 He was in my acting class.
我们约会过一阵子 We dated for a while, but he dumped me.
他甩了你 He dumped you?
为了追一个“勇士与美人” For a girl with a recurring role
中的常驻演员 On "The bold and the beautiful."
Nuh-huh 他过来了 Nuh-huh. He's coming over.
Stacy?
你好 Charlie Hello, Charlie.
你看起来真美 You look fantastic.
这是 Fred Uh, this is Fred.
- Fred 这是 Charlie -你好 - Uh, Fred, Charlie. - Hi.
-你的演艺事业发展如何 -发展中 - How's the acting thing going? - It's going.
有点 慢 Slow...Ly.
不要担心 Hey, don't worry about it.
你长这么美 不需要天赋 With looks like yours, you don't need talent.
嘿 Hey.
你给我听着 Stacy I will have you know that Stacy
是当代最有天赋的女演员之一 is one of the most talented actresses of our generation.
她一出现 整个世界都明亮了 She illuminates the human condition by her very presence.
她 她 她的灵魂纯洁而美好 Her -- her -- her soul is pure and kind,
她是我所见过最优雅的人之一 And she is one of the most graceful people I've ever met.
事实上 她既是勇士又是美人 In fact, she is both bold and beautiful.
所以 你去把服务员叫来 说我们要沙拉酱 So go get us a waiter and tell him I want some ranch dressing.
Fred 你 真好 Fred, that was...Really sweet.
Uh...Stacy...
我 我 我试着问了好几次了 I- I-I've been... Trying to ask for some time...
Um...
你 你愿意跟我约 约会吗 W- would you go out on a-a-a date with me?
这不是约会吗 Isn't this a date?
噢 呃 我 我 Oh, um... I- I --
绝对是 Absolutely.
嗯 Yeah.
这可是我第一次 Well, that's the first time
被踢出和解会 I've been kicked out of a settlement meeting.
我听说 Wendy 和A.J. 在 I hear Wendy and A.J. are continuing
街角的小酒吧继续呢 At the little bistro on the corner.
是的 Yeah.
或许 最终 她真的在真人秀中找到了真爱 Maybe...She found love on a reality show after all.
一切皆有可能 不是吗 Anything's possible, right?
是啊 Yeah.
Kim...
能谈谈我们吗 Can we talk about us?
好 Okay.
你说的对 You were right.
总有分手那一天 Relationships end.
但你得明白 这是我第一次 But you should know this is the first time
没有在恋爱刚开始时 就想着结束 I'm not thinking about the end at the beginning.
所以 我想问 你能不能重新考虑下 So, I was wondering if you would reconsider
咱俩周末出去度假的事 going away with me this weekend.
我 我不 I don't -- I don't --
听我说 我知道你跟老板约会 是有风险的 Look, I understand you're taking a risk dating the boss.
但我也有风险 But I'm taking a risk, too.
怎么说 How?
除了与你出去共度周末 I would like nothing more in the world
我别无所求 Than to go away with you this weekend.
但你可能拒绝 But you could say no.
你都这么说了 我怎么拒绝 Not after hearing you say that I couldn't.
啊 你可算 回来了 Ah! Finally! You're home!
嗨 Hey.
你说的 Fred 那事没错 我喜欢他 You were right about Fred. I like him.
我们吃了鸡翅 然后接吻了 We had wings, and we kissed.
你们接吻了 You kissed?
他没消失吧 He didn't disappear, did he?
没有 他去了超市 No. He went to the store.
我们没紫菜和豆腐了 We ran out of Algae and Tofu.
好吧 okay.
你猜怎么着 And guess what.
他给咱俩买了去"接吻与化妆"博览会的票 He bought you and me tickets to the "Kiss and make-up" Expo.
他怎么这么贴心 How sweet is that?
他是个天使 He's an angel.
Stacy 我真为你高兴 Stacy, I'm so happy for you.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you, sweetie.
先别说我了 说说 Jane 吧 But enough about me. It's time to talk about Jane.
哦 Oh.
过来 Come. Okay.
当当 Ta-da!
Stacy 这太赞了 Stacy, this is awesome.
你想说点什么吗 Would you like to say something?
嗯 Yeah.
这来的太迟了 It's long overdue,
但今夜 我们纪念 Jane Bingum But tonight, we memorialize Jane Bingum...
一个从未被哀悼的女子 因为没有人知晓她的离去 A woman who was never mourned because no one knows she's gone.
Jane...
谢谢你给予我的一切 Thank you for the gifts you've given me.
一个充满爱的家 A loving family...
美妙的歌喉 And an amazing singing voice...
飘扬的秀发 Gorgeous, shiny hair...
完美的皮肤 和洁白的牙齿 Flawless skin and great teeth.
噢 她牙齿确实很好 Ooh. She does have great teeth.
还有从不令我失望的头脑 And a brain that's never let me down.
我发誓我会更加努力的活着 I promise to honor your memory
以此作为对你的纪念 by living the best life I can.
如果你此刻正注视着我 And if you're watching me now...
我希望你能以我现在的生活为傲 I want you to be proud of the life I'm living.
这杯敬你 Jane Bingum So, here's to you, Jane Bingum.
一名我无缘谋面 A phenomenal woman...
奇女子 Whom I've never met...
但我却日渐了解她 ...But I'm getting to know better and better every day.