1 00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:35,370 M1080高清电影 https://M1080.com 提供 2 01:21:18,831 --> 01:21:20,839 全是因为我 3 01:21:23,225 --> 01:21:24,683 阻止这个人 4 01:21:26,555 --> 01:21:27,985 凯瑞! 5 01:21:28,215 --> 01:21:30,940 美国特警? 该死的 6 01:21:31,133 --> 01:21:33,177 抱歉各位，打断了表演 7 01:21:33,379 --> 01:21:35,480 但是金正日是个国际罪犯 我们是来逮捕他的 8 01:21:35,683 --> 01:21:37,439 喔不，你休想 9 01:21:37,670 --> 01:21:39,100 这是个和平会议 10 01:21:39,464 --> 01:21:42,045 如果你敢碰金正日 11 01:21:42,248 --> 01:21:45,828 这些观众是会站起来阻止你们的 12 01:21:48,016 --> 01:21:49,666 滚远点 美国特警 13 01:21:49,897 --> 01:21:52,171 队员们,已经没时间了 你们要说服观众 14 01:21:52,364 --> 01:21:54,667 你们逮捕他 15 01:21:56,021 --> 01:22:00,176 凯瑞，你一定要上台 不 我比不过艾历 宝云 16 01:22:00,407 --> 01:22:03,027 他是世上最棒的演员 你一定要试试看阿 17 01:22:03,219 --> 01:22:06,012 我没有那麽厉害 事实上 18 01:22:06,492 --> 01:22:09,937 你是我见过最棒的演员 19 01:22:17,031 --> 01:22:19,680 拜托凯瑞，快，你动作要快! 20 01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:26,504 我知道你们现在不是很喜欢美国特警 21 01:22:27,023 --> 01:22:29,259 但是金正日更差劲 22 01:22:32,657 --> 01:22:35,075 你比不过我的孩子，别试了 23 01:22:35,661 --> 01:22:40,421 事实上美国特警 是为了亿万元的合夥人而做事的 24 01:22:40,632 --> 01:22:45,786 他们就像他们咬的敌人一样坏 25 01:22:48,407 --> 01:22:52,188 不，我们不是! 我们是阴茎! 26 01:22:55,807 --> 01:22:58,743 我们是鲁莽自大的笨阴茎 27 01:23:00,616 --> 01:23:04,512 而电影演员协会.....是阴道 28 01:23:05,894 --> 01:23:09,310 而金正日...是屁眼(混帐) 29 01:23:11,951 --> 01:23:16,212 阴道不喜欢阴茎 因为阴道常被阴茎干 30 01:23:16,404 --> 01:23:20,118 但是阴茎也干屁眼! 31 01:23:20,339 --> 01:23:23,727 而屁眼只想在所有东西上大便 32 01:23:23,929 --> 01:23:27,125 阴道或许觉得可以用 自己的方式跟屁眼协调 33 01:23:27,356 --> 01:23:29,361 但是唯一能操屁眼的 34 01:23:29,563 --> 01:23:32,663 是阴茎...还有些蛋蛋(胆量) 35 01:23:35,811 --> 01:23:39,295 阴茎唯一的毛病 就是有时候干的太多了 36 01:23:39,526 --> 01:23:43,835 或者干的时刻不适当 是阿，凯瑞，是阿 37 01:23:44,133 --> 01:23:47,069 这时就需要阴道来纠正它们 38 01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:49,043 但是有时候阴道自己都沾了一身大便 39 01:23:49,210 --> 01:23:51,835 而且自己变成了屁眼 40 01:23:52,066 --> 01:23:55,133 因为阴道跟屁眼只有一寸半的差距 41 01:23:57,163 --> 01:24:00,490 我不了解这疯狂的世界 42 01:24:00,693 --> 01:24:06,174 但我知道如果你们不让我们干这屁眼(混帐) 43 01:24:06,377 --> 01:24:09,685 那麽我们全部的阴茎跟阴道... 44 01:24:09,877 --> 01:24:12,752 都会沾满大便 45 01:24:27,814 --> 01:24:30,468 让我们看看你都干了些什么，金正日! 46 01:24:32,690 --> 01:24:34,584 快做些什麽艾历 宝云! 47 01:24:34,969 --> 01:24:38,777 呃,呃,这世界温室效应....呃美国企业... 48 01:24:41,163 --> 01:24:43,019 你这没价值的艾历 宝云 49 01:24:52,905 --> 01:24:56,174 别他妈的乱动 本来是要给你们看场精采的表演 50 01:24:56,406 --> 01:24:58,098 但是宴会结束了 51 01:24:58,330 --> 01:25:00,407 而我即将成为伟大的金正日! - 丽莎 52 01:25:00,638 --> 01:25:04,225 我是世上绝无仅有的恐怖份子 53 01:25:04,456 --> 01:25:06,158 恐惧吧 54 01:25:21,402 --> 01:25:23,229 丽莎妳还好吗 不凯瑞! 55 01:25:23,460 --> 01:25:24,921 快把计时器停下来 56 01:25:25,124 --> 01:25:28,134 我要怎麽做? 按下那很大的"取消"键! 57 01:25:34,914 --> 01:25:37,125 凯瑞你怎麽克服万难的? 斯帕兹伍德帮我的 58 01:25:37,318 --> 01:25:38,952 斯帕兹伍德? 他还活着? 59 01:25:39,213 --> 01:25:42,800 丽莎,我为妳疯狂! -妳能否原谅我让我弭补 60 01:25:43,060 --> 01:25:46,522 你早就连我的屁眼都有了 61 01:25:46,753 --> 01:25:49,445 注意!每个人注意! 62 01:29:44,009 --> 01:29:45,763 So ronery 63 01:29:45,951 --> 01:29:49,543 So ronery and sadry arone 64 01:29:49,740 --> 01:29:53,773 There's no one Just me onry 65 01:29:53,961 --> 01:29:57,431 Sitting on my rittle throne 66 01:29:57,629 --> 01:30:01,559 I work rearry hard And make up great prans 67 01:30:01,756 --> 01:30:05,564 But nobody ristens No one understands 68 01:30:05,761 --> 01:30:11,773 Seems rike no one Takes me seriousry 69 01:30:11,961 --> 01:30:13,424 And so 70 01:30:13,622 --> 01:30:16,773 I'm ronery 71 01:32:33,581 --> 01:32:36,826 Your career is starring And you're worthress,Arec Barrwin 72 01:32:37,023 --> 01:32:42,060 That's why I brew your head off And your children are all bawring 73 01:27:23,290 --> 01:27:26,132 America Fuck,yeah 74 01:27:26,395 --> 01:27:28,796 Coming again to save The motherfucking day,yeah 75 01:27:28,993 --> 01:27:31,581 America Fuck,yeah 76 01:27:31,779 --> 01:27:34,114 Freedom is the only way Yeah 77 01:27:34,340 --> 01:27:36,591 Terrorists,your game is through 78 01:27:36,788 --> 01:27:39,470 'Cause now you have to answer to 79 01:27:39,696 --> 01:27:41,750 America Fuck,yeah 80 01:27:41,947 --> 01:27:44,751 So lick my butt And suck on my balls 81 01:27:44,949 --> 01:27:47,078 America Fuck,yeah 82 01:27:47,265 --> 01:27:50,979 What you gonna do When we come for you now? 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110 01:29:06,705 --> 01:29:08,355 Buck o'five 111 01:29:08,553 --> 01:29:13,364 Freedom costs a buck o'five 112 01:29:14,274 --> 01:29:16,609 Only a woman 113 01:29:16,816 --> 01:29:20,502 Can brighten up my day 114 01:29:20,690 --> 01:29:22,875 Only a woman 115 01:29:23,073 --> 01:29:26,975 Can touch me the right way Yeah 116 01:29:27,172 --> 01:29:29,169 Only a woman 117 01:29:29,367 --> 01:29:33,334 Is allowed to touch me there 118 01:29:33,522 --> 01:29:38,999 All I ask Is that you're a woman 119 01:29:39,882 --> 01:29:43,812 I'm so ronery 120 01:20:28,557 --> 01:20:30,434 他妈的别动! 121 01:20:31,102 --> 01:20:32,846 看 你们多麽丢脸 122 01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:34,723 努力那麽长一段路来阻止和平 123 01:20:34,914 --> 01:20:38,030 但是和平总是找得到方向出去 124 01:20:38,259 --> 01:20:40,098 再见了美国特警 125 01:20:40,289 --> 01:20:42,957 我只有一个坏消息给你。罗宾斯 126 01:20:43,282 --> 01:20:46,674 什麽? 我抽烟 127 01:21:04,335 --> 01:21:06,460 现在，为了让世界走向和平 128 01:21:06,651 --> 01:21:08,109 我们应该要开双动力跑车 129 01:21:08,309 --> 01:21:10,624 现在...每个家庭都集中在公园 130 01:21:10,854 --> 01:21:13,999 儿童们走路上学 朋友们坐在电影院里 131 01:26:27,299 --> 01:26:30,123 他是一个这麽投入的男人 投入到会跪下 132 01:26:30,316 --> 01:26:32,214 而且马上把你的鸡鸡放进嘴里的人 133 01:26:34,817 --> 01:26:36,484 等等,看！ 134 01:26:41,351 --> 01:26:44,329 你们没有完全杀了我金正日 135 01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:46,584 我还会回来的! 136 01:26:47,395 --> 01:26:51,568 你们一定会看到我回来 137 01:26:57,042 --> 01:26:59,904 再见了朋友们 138 01:27:01,380 --> 01:27:03,953 我们会在这里等你的金正日 139 01:27:04,146 --> 01:27:06,545 好了,我虽然不想打断这感人场面 140 01:27:06,758 --> 01:27:08,483 不过还有很多坏人在外面呢 141 01:27:08,686 --> 01:27:12,681 那就给那些家伙点颜色 让他们知道美国特警回来了 142 01:27:12,907 --> 01:27:14,435 操你的!耶! 143 01:27:14,632 --> 01:27:16,320 操妳的!耶! 144 01:27:16,321 --> 01:27:26,639 TLF字幕组奉献 谢谢观赏 TLF中文字幕站 http://tlfsubs.eastgame.net 145 01:27:17,193 --> 01:27:20,025 America 146 01:27:20,260 --> 01:27:23,064 America 147 01:31:09,545 --> 01:31:15,454 Why does Michael Bay Get to keep on making movies? 148 01:31:15,652 --> 01:31:19,432 I guess Pearl Harbor sucked 149 01:31:20,004 --> 01:31:25,444 Just a little bit more Than I miss you 150 01:31:32,020 --> 01:31:34,383 Show a lot of things Happening at once 151 01:31:34,590 --> 01:31:37,929 - Remind everyone of what's going on - What's going on 152 01:31:38,126 --> 01:31:40,583 And with every shot Show a little improvement 153 01:31:40,781 --> 01:31:43,097 To show it all would take too long 154 01:31:43,285 --> 01:31:45,977 - That's called a montage - Montage 155 01:31:46,165 --> 01:31:49,504 - Girl,we want a montage - Montage 156 01:31:49,701 --> 01:31:55,272 In anything,ifyou want to go From just a beginner to a pro 157 01:31:55,460 --> 01:31:57,683 - You need a montage - Montage 158 01:31:57,871 --> 01:32:01,838 - Even Rocky had a montage - Montage 159 01:32:02,036 --> 01:32:07,223 - Always fade out in a montage - Montage 160 01:32:07,420 --> 01:32:09,915 Ifyou fade out it seems like More time has passed 161 01:32:10,112 --> 01:32:13,920 I was sent from planet Gyron To conquer the Earth 162 01:32:14,117 --> 01:32:17,484 I had a terrific pran I thought it would work 163 01:32:17,681 --> 01:32:20,954 Tried to get the earthrings All to kill each other,you see 164 01:32:21,152 --> 01:32:25,185 But it all went wrong And now I must decree 165 01:32:25,382 --> 01:32:29,593 You are worthress,Arec Barrwin You are worthress,Arec Barrwin 166 01:32:29,791 --> 01:32:33,392 You failed in every way And now my stock in you has farren 167 01:30:16,970 --> 01:30:19,221 A rittle ronery 168 01:30:19,409 --> 01:30:24,689 Poor rittle me 169 01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:38,843 I need you like Ben Affleck Needs acting school 170 01:30:39,032 --> 01:30:41,967 He was terrible in that film 171 01:30:42,193 --> 01:30:46,507 I need you like Cuba Gooding Needed a bigger part 172 01:30:46,695 --> 01:30:50,540 He's way better than Ben Affleck And now 173 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:12,878 # 他死於爱滋~ # 174 00:07:13,138 --> 00:07:15,537 我要在华盛顿游行抗议 175 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:17,927 领导战役,组织军队! 176 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:21,163 每个人心中都有英雄 177 00:07:21,366 --> 00:07:22,685 我要让他们看到,每个人都有爱滋... 178 00:07:24,103 --> 00:07:25,153 #- 我爸! # # - 爱滋! # 179 00:07:25,355 --> 00:07:26,607 # - 我姊 # #- 爱滋! # 180 00:07:26,829 --> 00:07:29,497 # - 我叔叔跟我堂兄跟我的好朋友~ # 181 00:07:29,691 --> 00:07:32,803 # 同性恋跟正直的人,白人跟工人~# 182 00:07:33,034 --> 00:07:36,280 # 每个人都有爱滋~ # # - 我祖母跟我的狗老蓝~ # 183 00:07:36,513 --> 00:07:39,172 # - 爱滋,爱滋,爱滋 # # - 教皇也有,你也会有~ # 184 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:25,812 因为不管你愿不愿意,你是唯一有能力阻止的人 185 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:31,884 我不能跟恐怖份子作战,我对枪或喷射机这些东西一窍不通 186 00:15:32,085 --> 00:15:35,207 如果你想救人那无关紧要 187 00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:39,555 要紧的是...凯瑞,你这里所拥有的 188 00:15:45,474 --> 00:15:48,912 好好想想,好吗? 这里,拿着这个 189 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:56,526 巴克斯会带你去任何你想去的地方 190 00:15:56,717 --> 00:15:59,618 但是记得 你的自由也有危机 191 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,228 妳认为斯帕兹伍德看上他哪点? 192 00:00:45,249 --> 00:00:52,200 巴黎,法国 美国东方 3,635 英哩 193 00:01:01,550 --> 00:01:03,950 噢，哈罗！ 194 00:01:16,050 --> 00:01:19,250 好吃的水果 195 00:01:25,051 --> 00:01:28,851 小宝舒华!小宝舒华! 196 00:01:31,152 --> 00:01:33,552 # 两只老虎,两只老虎~ # 197 00:01:33,553 --> 00:01:36,253 # 跑的快,跑的... # 198 00:02:00,054 --> 00:02:03,354 小宝舒华!不是叫你不要乱跑吗? 199 00:07:39,721 --> 00:07:42,611 # - 来吧各位补救就要开始~ # 200 00:07:42,814 --> 00:07:44,307 # 我们要破坏阻碍! # 201 00:07:44,519 --> 00:07:46,918 # 每个人都有爱滋,爱滋,爱滋~ # 202 00:07:47,121 --> 00:07:49,173 # 爱滋,爱滋,爱滋 # 203 00:07:49,366 --> 00:07:51,389 # 爱滋,爱滋,爱滋 # 204 00:08:00,109 --> 00:08:02,750 太棒了凯瑞! 谢啦!你也是!史帝夫! 205 00:08:02,951 --> 00:08:04,855 那是我看过最棒的演出! 206 00:08:05,056 --> 00:08:06,740 我只是不知道你怎麽做到的凯瑞! 207 00:08:06,941 --> 00:08:08,759 你怎麽让自己那麽忧郁又富有感情 208 00:08:08,951 --> 00:08:10,262 让大家哭的死去活来? 209 00:08:10,454 --> 00:08:16,033 其实一点都不难，我只是想着生命中最难过的时光... 210 00:08:19,488 --> 00:08:23,411 老兄,哇! 凯瑞真是出色! 211 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:32,637 凯瑞。哦，不! 救命! 救命! 212 00:08:32,838 --> 00:08:36,608 滚开! 把这东西给我弄下去!凯瑞! 213 00:08:36,829 --> 00:08:40,944 哈喽,年轻人. 恭喜你完成那麽精采的演出 214 00:08:41,173 --> 00:08:44,197 喔,谢谢你!我想我们没见过,你是? 215 00:08:44,686 --> 00:08:48,322 我叫斯帕兹伍德 216 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,616 我...必须回来 217 00:19:33,866 --> 00:19:36,773 我知道你会的 我还是说这会是个错误的选择 218 00:19:37,004 --> 00:19:40,621 住嘴，克里斯!我感应到你吓到他了... 219 00:19:40,823 --> 00:19:42,156 凯瑞,我想没有时间了 220 00:19:42,358 --> 00:19:44,660 智能告诉我们攻击行动很明显 221 00:19:44,853 --> 00:19:47,606 我们要你马上变成中东恐怖份子! 222 00:19:47,799 --> 00:19:51,512 只有一个问题 我不像中东人 223 00:19:53,019 --> 00:19:55,542 这个交给我们 224 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,556 莎菈是皮肤朔造跟 225 00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:10,818 跟雷射整形的专家 226 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,863 尽量不要动 227 00:20:48,118 --> 00:20:49,749 太惊人了 228 00:20:49,979 --> 00:20:51,504 整型成功了 229 00:20:51,707 --> 00:20:53,645 坐起来看看吧，凯瑞 230 00:20:59,738 --> 00:21:01,148 太离谱了 231 00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:04,507 你会骗过所有人的，凯瑞 232 00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:05,687 或许我该叫你... 233 00:02:03,355 --> 00:02:06,355 妈妈你看那些人! 234 00:02:10,456 --> 00:02:11,556 炸弹! 235 00:02:30,749 --> 00:02:33,843 你们这些匪徒。放下生化武器 236 00:02:34,044 --> 00:02:36,937 趴在地上 你们被捕了! 237 00:02:48,588 --> 00:02:50,954 马上放下武器! 238 00:02:52,516 --> 00:02:54,690 为什麽总是这麽麻烦! 239 00:03:03,678 --> 00:03:05,814 环球特警!趴下! 240 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:17,050 嘿!恐怖份子! 241 00:03:17,793 --> 00:03:19,878 恐惧吧! 242 00:03:30,279 --> 00:03:32,879 好吧...我们来点有趣的! 243 00:03:59,328 --> 00:04:01,032 你输了! 244 00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:16,743 我不知道,不过我想我也看到了 245 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,834 嘿，巴克斯... 246 00:16:35,486 --> 00:16:38,158 我想绕个路 247 00:16:38,713 --> 00:16:40,781 # 你会怎麽做? # 248 00:16:40,973 --> 00:16:45,512 # 如果你为了自由被迫放弃梦想 # 249 00:16:45,896 --> 00:16:47,648 # 你会怎麽做? # 250 00:16:47,878 --> 00:16:51,900 # 如果那是终极献祭 # 251 00:16:52,102 --> 00:16:55,291 # 你会想到那些人吗? # 252 00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:59,093 # 那些放弃曾经所拥有的 # 253 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:02,483 # 你会想到那些退役军人? # 254 00:17:02,675 --> 00:17:06,888 # 你又可曾感到难过? # 255 00:17:08,776 --> 00:17:11,390 # 自由并非赠品! # 256 00:25:12,724 --> 00:25:14,926 记得讯号吗? 257 00:25:16,363 --> 00:25:19,705 没错，好了。祝你好运 258 00:25:21,736 --> 00:25:24,379 去吧，牛仔 259 00:25:53,945 --> 00:25:55,285 喔，狗屎 260 00:25:55,516 --> 00:25:57,996 快啊，凯瑞，展现你的潜力 261 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:18,376 太棒了!凯瑞! 我说过他是最棒的! 262 00:26:18,588 --> 00:26:22,505 我从没看过那麽精湛的演技 他太惊人了 263 00:26:39,419 --> 00:26:42,033 耶， 不， 我知道. 太糟糕了， 糟糕 264 00:26:43,317 --> 00:26:47,310 我们是布许反叛军,从索马利亚来的。你是谁? 265 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:52,990 我...的名字是哈克玛，我是个恐怖份子 266 00:26:54,886 --> 00:26:58,707 你们知道最近有没有恐怖行动? 267 00:27:11,570 --> 00:27:14,625 我感应到我被凯瑞吸引了... 268 00:27:15,755 --> 00:27:18,647 我的建议是不要跟队友产生感情，莎菈 269 00:27:18,859 --> 00:27:21,885 看着他们死去太痛苦了 270 00:27:22,115 --> 00:27:24,442 我很抱歉丽莎,我没有意要提起... 271 00:27:24,634 --> 00:27:27,947 没关系，莎菈 我珍惜妳的友情 272 00:27:28,187 --> 00:27:30,552 我也很珍惜妳的，丽莎 273 00:27:36,433 --> 00:27:40,139 嘿!你从没想过跟莎菈告白吗? 274 00:27:40,935 --> 00:27:45,120 像莎菈这样的女孩怎麽可能会想跟我 这种头脑简单的内布拉斯加男孩在一起 275 00:14:37,017 --> 00:14:40,436 基本上,所有圣经里的可怕预言都到齐了 276 00:14:40,665 --> 00:14:43,212 所以你该明白我们多需要你 277 00:14:43,443 --> 00:14:47,302 我们会把你伪装成恐怖份子并且带你进入中东 278 00:14:47,504 --> 00:14:50,731 如果你的演技成功 你将得到我们所需的任何消息 279 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,058 并且阻止这恐怖行动 280 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,873 当然，如果你没兴趣... 281 00:14:56,065 --> 00:14:58,009 门在那里 282 00:14:59,619 --> 00:15:01,974 好的,谢谢 283 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:15,392 凯瑞,慢着 284 00:15:15,593 --> 00:15:18,877 你难道明白这世界有危险了吗? 285 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:06,443 他带着WMD(生化武器)跑了! 286 00:04:17,853 --> 00:04:18,986 该死!没打中! 287 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:21,773 莎菈,他带走炸弹了! 妳能逮到他吗? 288 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:26,131 让我来!卡森! 他跑到罗浮宫了! 289 00:04:27,761 --> 00:04:33,761 你的计划完蛋了! 290 00:04:40,517 --> 00:04:42,886 太棒了莎菈! 大家干的不错! 291 00:04:43,107 --> 00:04:44,769 小意思! 292 00:04:44,996 --> 00:04:47,008 太棒了! 293 00:04:49,058 --> 00:04:52,997 各位,别担心! 一切都搞定了! 294 00:04:53,186 --> 00:04:54,820 我们阻止了恐怖份子! 295 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:07,905 在来的路上,我想了很多 296 00:05:08,134 --> 00:05:09,651 是吗?有关什麽? 297 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:13,764 我想要妳嫁给我 298 00:05:13,993 --> 00:05:17,581 别开这种玩笑! 谁在开玩笑? 299 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:23,536 乔呼叫莎菈,看来我们要订个结婚蛋糕了! 300 00:05:23,766 --> 00:05:27,192 他终於求婚了? 丽莎,妳是个让人吃惊的女人 301 00:05:27,392 --> 00:05:31,781 而且也是个优秀的警察 我想与妳度过我的下半生 302 00:05:32,011 --> 00:05:35,704 喔,卡森,卡森 303 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:39,302 卡森! 304 00:05:44,236 --> 00:05:45,982 不! 305 00:05:50,926 --> 00:05:52,290 卡森! 306 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:56,967 感觉..好冷 撑住!卡森! 307 00:05:57,740 --> 00:06:01,175 抱歉了,宝贝,看样子...这是张单程票... 308 00:06:01,405 --> 00:06:02,893 不! 309 00:06:03,533 --> 00:06:06,138 丽莎,好好活下去 310 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:10,098 找个爱妳的人 找个人...快快乐乐的... 311 00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:12,534 妳应得...的... 312 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,123 不! 313 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,444 不! 314 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:22,882 不! 315 00:06:45,390 --> 00:06:48,376 # 每个人都有爱滋~ # 316 00:06:48,579 --> 00:06:50,477 # 爱滋,爱滋,爱滋 # 317 00:06:51,084 --> 00:06:53,743 # 爱滋,爱滋,爱滋，爱滋,爱滋,爱滋 # 318 00:06:53,974 --> 00:06:56,922 # 每个人都有爱滋~ # 319 00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:00,786 所以...这是故事的结尾... 320 00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:04,187 每个人都死於爱滋 321 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:06,991 夺走了我最好的朋友 322 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,621 我唯一的知己 323 00:07:09,891 --> 00:07:11,490 我唯一的恒星 324 00:17:15,393 --> 00:17:17,461 # 如果我们不贡献 # 325 00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:22,125 # 如何能够还清所积欠的? # 326 00:17:23,256 --> 00:17:26,062 # 自由并非赠品 # 327 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:29,673 # 不 那是要付出他妈极大的代价 # 328 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:36,319 # 如果你不投入手中的5块钱,谁愿意? # 329 00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:39,584 # 5块钱 # 330 00:17:39,777 --> 00:17:44,661 # 自由只需5块钱 # 331 00:18:21,706 --> 00:18:24,642 我们亲爱的领导人,金正日说 你们要的强力炸弹 332 00:18:24,843 --> 00:18:27,491 已经准备好了 333 00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:29,343 我还在招募新人 334 00:18:29,545 --> 00:18:31,752 和训练他们进行新的恐怖攻击 335 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,400 我们要晚点来拿 336 00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:44,111 他问你交易上有那里不明白 337 00:21:17,865 --> 00:21:22,087 再开罗 开罗?那是在埃及啊 338 00:21:22,317 --> 00:21:23,842 完全正确,乔 339 00:21:24,044 --> 00:21:27,786 你们的任务就是把凯瑞带进那酒馆 340 00:21:27,979 --> 00:21:30,828 一但他进去了就开始掩护他 341 00:21:31,059 --> 00:21:33,035 凯瑞，你必须运用你的演技找出 342 00:21:33,237 --> 00:21:36,106 任何关于恐怖分子的消息 343 00:21:37,747 --> 00:21:40,712 凯瑞,如果万一你泄露身分 344 00:21:40,914 --> 00:21:42,929 被恐怖份子关了起来 345 00:21:43,159 --> 00:21:46,459 我也许需要自我了断 346 00:21:46,652 --> 00:21:49,108 这里,你最好拿着这个 347 00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:56,823 好了队伍!完毕,出发了 348 00:21:57,054 --> 00:22:00,354 出发! 环球特警组 349 00:22:00,576 --> 00:22:03,633 # 美国 # 350 00:22:03,836 --> 00:22:06,961 # 美国 # 351 00:22:07,194 --> 00:22:09,767 # -美国! # # -操你的!耶! # 352 00:22:09,971 --> 00:22:12,641 # 再一次来拯救他妈的世界耶~ # 353 00:22:12,845 --> 00:22:15,351 # -美国! # # -操你的!耶! # 354 00:22:15,593 --> 00:22:18,002 # 自由是唯一的路，耶 # 355 00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:20,683 # 恐怖份子,你们玩完了 # 356 00:22:20,886 --> 00:22:23,363 # 因为你们遇到了 # 357 00:22:23,596 --> 00:22:25,889 # -美国! # # -操你的!耶! # 358 00:22:26,402 --> 00:22:29,014 # 舔我屁屁,吸我蛋蛋~ # 359 00:22:29,276 --> 00:22:32,149 # -美国! # # -操你的!耶! # 360 00:22:33,863 --> 00:22:36,286 万一他的眼光是错的呢? 361 00:22:36,515 --> 00:22:39,895 如果他没有斯帕兹伍德说的那麽好呢? 362 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,985 你为什麽不相信演员,克里斯? 363 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,816 我自有道理 364 00:22:51,533 --> 00:22:53,161 你还好吧，凯瑞? 365 00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:55,813 我只是在想 366 00:22:56,006 --> 00:22:59,271 舞台上，如果我搞砸一句话，只会搞砸人们对我的印象 367 00:22:59,463 --> 00:23:01,464 但是如果我在这里搞砸 368 00:23:01,666 --> 00:23:03,514 我们全都会死 369 00:23:04,156 --> 00:23:06,971 我相信你办的到，凯瑞 370 00:23:07,163 --> 00:23:10,390 为什麽? 妳有什麽理由相信我? 371 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:15,983 有时候,信任是我们唯一拥有的 372 00:24:07,817 --> 00:24:10,747 不要怕，穆斯林朋友们 我们是来这里找恐怖份子的 373 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:14,176 我将消除你们心中的不安 374 00:24:14,368 --> 00:24:17,806 好了，做的好...莎菈 现在,所有人往酒馆前进 375 01:30:50,738 --> 01:30:56,741 All I can think about is your smile And that shitty movie too 376 01:30:56,938 --> 01:30:59,301 Pearl Harbor sucked 377 01:30:59,499 --> 01:31:03,626 And I miss you 378 01:32:42,248 --> 01:32:46,281 Pranet Gyron is inhabited With Zypods rike me 379 01:32:46,478 --> 01:32:49,976 But also with Barmacks Who are giant bees 380 01:32:50,174 --> 01:32:53,541 The Zypods and the Barmacks Are at constant war 381 01:32:53,738 --> 01:32:57,949 So we wanted a new home And that's what Earth was for 382 01:32:58,147 --> 01:33:02,780 But you are worthress,Arec Barrwin You are worthress,Arec Barrwin 383 01:33:02,968 --> 01:33:04,318 You fucked up my whole pran 384 01:33:04,506 --> 01:33:07,160 And now Gyron is smeared With Barmack porren 385 01:33:07,349 --> 01:33:10,857 Your garbage needs some hauring And you're worthress,Arec Barrwin 386 01:33:11,044 --> 01:33:14,045 Now I must return home a failure 387 01:33:14,233 --> 01:33:20,114 I'm afraid the Pit of Cryrock Is carring 388 01:14:32,674 --> 01:14:34,333 他妈的去死吧! 389 01:14:36,591 --> 01:14:37,457 我们得散开 390 01:14:37,679 --> 01:14:39,562 莎菈妳跟凯瑞走那里 克里斯跟我走右边 391 01:14:39,722 --> 01:14:42,989 不，我想我宁可跟你一队，乔 392 01:14:44,622 --> 01:14:46,966 那麽你就是跟我了 同性恋鸡 393 01:14:48,860 --> 01:14:50,041 丹尼 格洛弗 来吧，潘 394 01:14:50,234 --> 01:14:53,087 我们要保护会场 对 395 01:14:53,664 --> 01:14:56,354 舞台一定是那里 不!乔，沙拉，那是陷阱 396 01:15:02,514 --> 01:15:04,080 非常吓人啊，好战的人 397 01:15:04,311 --> 01:15:07,731 现在来看看金正日的顽皮豹们怎麽处置你们 398 01:15:11,432 --> 01:15:13,190 我去过伊拉克你知道吗 399 01:15:19,090 --> 01:15:21,463 苏珊 莎兰登 喔,感谢老天! 400 01:15:21,656 --> 01:15:24,087 我们要阻止典礼! 金正日已经疯了 401 01:15:24,289 --> 01:15:26,527 快，给我松绑 我带你们去剧院 402 01:15:26,787 --> 01:15:29,285 好的 不! 克里斯，离她远点 403 01:15:29,516 --> 01:15:33,676 干你妈的 她要帮助我们耶 不 克里斯，她在演戏 404 01:15:34,513 --> 01:15:36,146 我没有 其他人把我绑起来 405 01:15:36,348 --> 01:15:38,452 因为我不服从他们的计划 406 01:15:38,683 --> 01:15:41,018 妳的演技随着年龄渐渐老去了莎兰登"太太" 407 01:15:42,565 --> 01:15:44,775 你应该像下等生物一样的死去! 408 01:15:54,106 --> 01:15:55,316 你他妈奶奶的 409 01:15:55,518 --> 01:15:58,141 我甚至可以发誓她是说真的 410 01:15:58,372 --> 01:16:01,888 这就是为什麽人们叫它"演戏" 来把,我们要找出丽莎 411 01:16:02,091 --> 01:16:05,771 当我还是19岁时，歌剧"猫"来到我们的城镇... 412 01:16:06,319 --> 01:16:07,981 我等不及要去看 413 01:16:09,115 --> 01:16:11,219 表演结束後,有人问我想不想到後台 414 01:16:11,422 --> 01:16:15,073 去见一些表演者 你知道那是多麽兴奋 415 01:16:15,265 --> 01:16:19,589 但是当我到了後台 他们已经全醉了而且失去理智 416 01:16:19,820 --> 01:16:23,240 蓝 帕斯猫跟麦卡维蒂拉着我不放 417 01:16:23,472 --> 01:16:27,094 我想离开,但是蓝蓓蒂泽把我压在地上... 418 01:16:28,190 --> 01:16:31,389 而我...则被米斯托弗里斯强暴了 419 01:16:34,830 --> 01:16:37,001 那就是为何你不相信演员了 420 01:16:40,730 --> 01:16:42,767 对不起，我之前处处刁难你 421 01:16:42,968 --> 01:16:45,427 如果我们拯救了世界... 422 01:16:45,630 --> 01:16:47,388 我想请你喝杯啤酒 423 01:16:50,118 --> 01:16:52,030 来吧，快，我们没时间了 424 01:16:56,594 --> 01:17:00,312 莎菈，在临死前，我总算敢告诉妳，我爱妳 425 01:17:01,466 --> 01:17:05,271 不,不!我不会就这麽罢手 426 01:17:05,512 --> 01:17:09,259 我们不是你们的敌人，毛兽们! 你们不会攻击我们 427 01:17:09,490 --> 01:17:13,199 莎菈，那行不通的 妳并不是真的有超能力 428 01:17:13,429 --> 01:17:16,945 抓你们的人在後面，柴犬们 向他们怒吼吧 429 01:17:37,664 --> 01:17:39,230 莎菈妳办到了！ 430 01:17:42,574 --> 01:17:43,755 等等,停下 431 01:17:45,207 --> 01:17:47,599 斯帕兹伍德我想我找到戏院入口了 432 01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:49,463 莎菈跟乔已经...喔 433 01:17:50,463 --> 01:17:51,990 凯瑞!！ 434 00:24:18,008 --> 00:24:20,498 你给我搞清楚一件事情，演员，我不相信你! 435 00:24:20,699 --> 00:24:23,687 如果你他妈背叛我们,我会扯下你的蛋蛋塞进你的屁股里 436 00:24:23,888 --> 00:24:26,751 所以你下次拉屎 就会拉的满蛋蛋都是，明白吗?! 437 00:24:26,963 --> 00:24:29,194 你对我有意见是不是?! 有啊!要来谈谈吗! 438 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:30,429 你们,你们,你们! 439 00:24:30,631 --> 00:24:33,188 你们没看到这就是恐怖份子希望看到的吗 440 00:24:33,379 --> 00:24:37,784 战争就在不远处，不远，给我团结一点! 441 00:24:39,164 --> 00:24:42,544 好了队伍!安静的朝市中心出发吧! 442 00:24:53,607 --> 00:24:54,555 安全，安全 443 00:24:54,766 --> 00:24:55,704 安全，安全 444 00:24:55,915 --> 00:24:57,571 凯瑞，你跟我来 445 00:24:57,764 --> 00:25:00,541 其他队员躲到隐秘的地点藏身 446 00:15:19,079 --> 00:15:21,588 为何是我的责任? 447 00:18:44,304 --> 00:18:46,856 他说或许他的翻译官没有对你解释清楚 448 00:18:47,058 --> 00:18:50,608 他说他应该开除他的...翻译官? 449 00:18:53,947 --> 00:18:57,171 你知道我他妈的有多忙吗?! 450 00:18:57,402 --> 00:19:00,213 我不敢相信我有个车臣反叛份子站在这里 451 00:19:00,444 --> 00:19:02,200 告诉我什麽时候要拿他快递 452 00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:03,955 哈喽? 453 00:19:04,157 --> 00:19:06,584 或许我们可以早点准备好 454 00:19:06,786 --> 00:19:08,887 是啊，或许可以 455 00:19:09,118 --> 00:19:11,296 现在拿着你的强力炸弹 456 00:19:11,488 --> 00:19:14,395 然后给我滚出去! 457 00:29:20,770 --> 00:29:23,930 因为,我也会向你宣战 458 00:29:29,265 --> 00:29:32,559 我喜欢你,你有蛋蛋(胆量) 459 00:29:32,751 --> 00:29:35,135 我喜欢蛋蛋(胆量) 460 00:29:37,032 --> 00:29:39,301 好! 听清楚了 WMDs 就藏在放在这个房子东边20码处 461 00:29:39,494 --> 00:29:42,463 的一个神秘的篮子里 462 00:29:42,664 --> 00:29:45,048 你可以帮我们去拿... 463 00:27:45,350 --> 00:27:48,606 我对名贵跑车，高级餐厅，一点都不瞭解... 464 00:27:49,248 --> 00:27:53,969 但是...我还是想跟她一起在玉米田看月光 465 00:28:06,698 --> 00:28:08,546 你知道多少? 466 00:28:09,025 --> 00:28:12,252 我听说有个大型的恐怖行动 467 00:28:12,444 --> 00:28:15,987 如果你肯告诉我,或许我能帮上忙 468 00:30:31,328 --> 00:30:34,070 # -也是明天的希望 # 469 00:30:34,303 --> 00:30:35,843 快点走，你这白痴 470 00:30:41,058 --> 00:30:43,704 死吧!异教徒! 471 00:30:50,818 --> 00:30:53,301 他们不停! 他们错过他们的机会了 472 00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:03,225 打太靠右了! 473 00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:07,761 其中一个恐怖份子好像要说什麽 474 00:17:11,591 --> 00:17:15,201 # 你和我都要付出代价 # 475 00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:05,329 就是那小屋，有蓝色门的酒馆 476 00:25:05,598 --> 00:25:09,582 用演技通过那些守卫，看你能得到什麽情报 477 00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:12,522 记住，如果你认为有危险，给我们讯号 478 00:36:14,688 --> 00:36:16,597 操你的 你要核查? 479 00:36:16,799 --> 00:36:20,253 核查核查这个吧 你这搞同性恋的狗屎 480 00:36:21,031 --> 00:36:23,170 什麽?你以为我只是小小的军火商? 481 00:36:23,391 --> 00:36:24,926 我计划着进攻! 482 00:36:25,128 --> 00:36:29,599 恭喜你们美国特警 你们什麽都没阻止 483 00:36:47,860 --> 00:36:51,208 恭喜你,凯瑞 你做了惊人之举 484 00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:55,057 恐怖份子要好几 才能够有资源再次攻击 485 00:36:55,249 --> 00:36:57,523 我们如果有凯瑞在就锐不可挡了 486 00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,334 恐怖份子你们玩完了 487 00:37:00,949 --> 00:37:02,378 你是最棒的,凯瑞 488 00:37:04,154 --> 00:37:07,157 当这个恐怖份子从吉普车後面对我们开枪时 489 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:09,239 你或许瞒过了其他人但是我没有 490 00:37:09,441 --> 00:37:12,310 你的白痴演技差点害我们全部死翘翘 491 00:37:12,512 --> 00:37:15,678 下次再发生同样情况 我会在你的弟弟上钻两个洞 492 00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:19,487 所以等你下次尿尿是，就会从全方位射出 明白吗?! 493 00:37:21,311 --> 00:37:23,134 嘿莎菈,一起跳支舞好吗? 494 00:37:23,336 --> 00:37:25,600 当然不,乔 495 00:37:34,764 --> 00:37:38,026 乔,你认为队员约会好吗? 496 00:37:38,833 --> 00:37:41,068 莎菈真的?! 497 00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:42,892 对阿,你认为可以吗? 498 00:37:43,084 --> 00:37:45,454 我认为比可以还要可以! 那太棒了! 499 00:37:45,646 --> 00:37:47,824 太好了,我真高兴你那样想 500 00:38:01,661 --> 00:38:03,061 凯瑞?你还好吗? 501 00:38:04,377 --> 00:38:09,136 我只是在想,什麽时候可以抛弃那些痛苦的回忆. 502 00:38:09,693 --> 00:38:12,120 你想跟我聊聊吗? 503 00:38:12,706 --> 00:38:16,669 当我还是个孩子,我总是看着我的哥哥汤米... 504 00:38:16,870 --> 00:38:19,902 他是个赛马骑师,而我是个小杂耍 505 00:38:20,709 --> 00:38:22,944 有天我们去了动物园 506 00:29:48,832 --> 00:29:50,584 快来，他们找到我们了! 507 00:29:50,776 --> 00:29:52,528 快!朋友!我们要逃亡了! 508 00:29:56,340 --> 00:30:00,132 狗屎!有五名恐怖份子从 八卡拉卡达卡路的东南方跑了! 509 00:30:00,430 --> 00:30:01,636 别让他们跑了 510 00:30:07,422 --> 00:30:09,596 我感应到凯瑞被困在小屋里 511 00:30:09,826 --> 00:30:12,888 收到,莎菈,你去救凯瑞,我们去追恐怖份子 512 00:30:13,091 --> 00:30:16,250 # 美国~ # 513 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:19,031 # -美国! # # -操你的!耶! # 514 00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:21,977 # 再一次来拯救他妈的世界耶~ # 515 00:30:22,171 --> 00:30:24,583 # -美国! # # -操你的!耶! # 516 00:30:24,797 --> 00:30:28,023 # 自由是唯一的路耶! # 517 00:30:28,257 --> 00:30:30,737 # 那是我们共同的梦想 # 518 00:33:26,015 --> 00:33:29,840 做得好!大家回来做深入的报告并且开香槟庆祝吧 519 00:33:33,369 --> 00:33:36,782 这是"彼得 吉宁"的即时新闻 520 00:33:37,530 --> 00:33:40,531 美国特警又再次的因炸烂了... 521 00:33:40,723 --> 00:33:42,487 半个开罗而造成全世界的反弹! 522 00:33:42,679 --> 00:33:45,497 现在,好莱坞的明星们猛烈抨击 523 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:49,103 艾历 宝云是电影演员协会主席 524 00:33:49,842 --> 00:33:51,184 电影演员协会相信... 525 00:33:51,386 --> 00:33:53,773 世界需要的是热情,不是暴力 526 00:33:53,974 --> 00:33:57,646 所有美国特警做的,只是制造新的敌人 527 00:33:58,097 --> 00:34:00,005 让我跟你解释一下他们的运作方式 528 00:34:00,216 --> 00:34:03,370 大公司们提供钱给美国特警 529 00:34:03,572 --> 00:34:07,014 然後...美国特警出去为他们卖力 530 00:34:07,216 --> 00:34:11,243 老板们就坐在他们的建筑物里等着 531 00:34:11,444 --> 00:34:13,956 利用美国特警给他们创的商机来赚钱 532 00:34:14,158 --> 00:34:15,816 去年我去伊拉克 533 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:08,057 哈克玛 534 00:21:08,576 --> 00:21:12,030 好了队伍,我们只有一次机会所以听仔细了 535 00:21:12,261 --> 00:21:14,400 智能收到情报说 536 00:21:14,602 --> 00:21:17,663 来自世界各地的恐怖分子都聚集到了这个小酒馆 537 00:39:17,986 --> 00:39:21,286 因为...我的演出,拯救了世界 538 00:39:21,507 --> 00:39:23,205 而且有件更好的事情发生了 539 00:39:23,398 --> 00:39:24,866 什麽? 540 00:39:25,067 --> 00:39:29,125 我遇到了能带走我气息的人 541 00:31:08,279 --> 00:31:10,004 是我!是我! 542 00:31:10,427 --> 00:31:13,773 看起来好像是...亲我,亲我 543 00:31:13,974 --> 00:31:15,191 傻逼 544 00:31:28,855 --> 00:31:31,242 凯瑞 有异教徒 545 00:31:31,482 --> 00:31:33,303 杀了她! 546 00:31:43,190 --> 00:31:44,465 凯瑞? 547 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:51,531 莎菈呼叫第四小队 有什麽动静莎菈? 548 00:31:51,762 --> 00:31:54,954 凯瑞不在酒馆里 我想他可能...跟...恐... 549 00:31:55,156 --> 00:31:58,463 再说一遍，莎菈，讯号不良 乔,收到了吗? 550 00:31:58,704 --> 00:32:01,292 我来救他! 丽莎? 551 00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:06,278 讯号断了 552 00:38:23,146 --> 00:38:27,233 我在表演，走在大猩猩博览馆的铁栏杆上 553 00:38:27,435 --> 00:38:29,152 我掉了进去 554 00:38:29,354 --> 00:38:32,520 每个人都在尖叫,汤米马上跳了进来 555 00:38:32,713 --> 00:38:35,850 但他忘了他有蓝莓在他口袋里 556 00:38:36,810 --> 00:38:38,825 大猩猩疯了 557 00:38:39,276 --> 00:38:42,212 在他身上又踩又跳 把他像个烂布娃娃似的丢来丢去 558 00:38:42,414 --> 00:38:44,045 只为了蓝莓 559 00:38:44,237 --> 00:38:48,334 一只猩猩丢给另一只猩猩 再丢给另一只... 560 00:38:50,801 --> 00:38:53,103 每个人都疯狂的叫人来帮忙 561 00:38:53,305 --> 00:38:55,185 但还是太迟了 562 00:38:55,388 --> 00:39:00,473 大猩猩把他打死了 管理人员也来不及驱散他们 563 00:39:03,582 --> 00:39:05,011 我的表演 564 00:39:05,214 --> 00:39:06,778 杀了我哥哥 565 00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:08,630 我每天都要带着这回忆生活 566 00:39:08,831 --> 00:39:11,105 每一天 567 00:39:11,297 --> 00:39:15,077 凯瑞,你不能把猩猩的错揽在自己身上 568 00:39:15,423 --> 00:39:17,793 我想我终於可以遗忘了 569 00:28:16,218 --> 00:28:19,407 滚出去 我们对那些异教派有神圣的宣战 570 00:28:19,637 --> 00:28:22,088 因为他们摧毁我们的生活 571 00:28:22,510 --> 00:28:26,283 你对痛苦和悲伤又懂多少? 572 00:28:27,462 --> 00:28:30,277 凯瑞!救我!别碰我!凯瑞! 573 00:28:30,469 --> 00:28:34,204 把它弄走 把它从我身上弄走! 凯瑞! 574 00:28:36,034 --> 00:28:38,773 当我还是小孩子,无教派搭着黑鹰直升机 575 00:28:38,974 --> 00:28:41,646 来到我的村庄 576 00:28:42,489 --> 00:28:46,636 那些异教徒烧毁了油田 火焰就像阿拉真主的眼 577 00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:50,303 着火的油彷如雨下着 烧毁了接触的一切 578 00:28:50,534 --> 00:28:53,321 当我的羊群被那黑暗的液态大火蹂躏而死亡时 579 00:28:53,512 --> 00:28:55,331 我只能够躲起来哭泣 580 00:28:58,014 --> 00:28:59,737 慌乱中 581 00:28:59,929 --> 00:29:04,401 我发誓...我听到我的羊撕声呐喊的向我求救 582 00:29:06,231 --> 00:29:09,640 就像他们来的时候匆匆忙一样,他们走的也快 583 00:29:09,842 --> 00:29:14,180 就在那日...我向他们宣战了 584 00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:20,568 如果你不相信我 你最好现在就杀了我 585 00:50:55,802 --> 00:50:57,229 我的天啊! 586 00:50:58,715 --> 00:51:01,100 不 他不会死的 587 00:51:02,039 --> 00:51:03,916 我们失去智能了 588 00:51:04,146 --> 00:51:06,473 我重复,我们失去智能了 589 00:51:06,704 --> 00:51:09,664 他们的电脑挂了 进攻! 590 00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:16,062 莎菈! 我感应到我正在往下掉 591 00:51:18,333 --> 00:51:20,440 莎菈,天 克里斯帮帮她 592 00:51:20,699 --> 00:51:22,519 我来了 撑住莎菈 593 00:34:16,018 --> 00:34:18,769 在还没有美国特警前那是个乐园 594 00:34:18,962 --> 00:34:20,850 他们有华丽的走道，满是彩虹的天空 595 00:34:21,042 --> 00:34:23,208 连河流都是巧克力做的 596 00:34:23,411 --> 00:34:26,440 孩子们唱啊跳啊 脸上挂着的是令人忘记仇恨的笑容 597 00:34:26,642 --> 00:34:28,463 演员们召开了紧急会议 598 00:34:28,655 --> 00:34:30,591 已知的叁加人员有 海伦 杭特 599 00:34:30,794 --> 00:34:35,549 乔治 克隆尼，丽芙 泰勒 马丁 辛，苏珊 莎兰登 600 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,089 珍尼恩 加罗法洛 还有，麦特 戴蒙 601 00:34:38,282 --> 00:34:40,966 麦特 戴蒙 602 00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:44,200 与此同时， 世界想要用她自己的方法 603 00:34:44,392 --> 00:34:45,639 跟恐怖份子打交道... 604 00:35:03,219 --> 00:35:05,905 汉斯 布利克斯?(联合国武器核查小组负责人)喔不! 605 00:35:07,259 --> 00:35:10,387 喔，哈喽，见到你真高兴，汉斯! 606 00:35:10,589 --> 00:35:13,937 金先生,我今天应该是要核查您的宫殿的 607 00:35:14,139 --> 00:35:17,180 但有些地方你的守卫不让我进去 608 00:35:17,373 --> 00:35:20,539 汉斯，汉斯，汉斯 你都核查了十几次了 609 00:35:20,741 --> 00:35:24,387 我并没有任何强力炸弹,好吗?汉斯? 610 00:35:24,579 --> 00:35:27,678 那就让我到处看看 好让我安抚联合国议员们的情绪 611 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,046 汉斯,你真的吓坏我的蛋蛋(胆量)了,汉斯... 吓坏蛋蛋(胆量)了! 612 00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,829 抱歉,但是联合国必须确认你没问题 613 00:35:34,021 --> 00:35:36,995 我核查,否则就... 614 00:35:37,198 --> 00:35:39,232 就怎样? 615 00:35:39,433 --> 00:35:43,232 否则,我们会非常非常的生气 616 00:35:43,435 --> 00:35:47,532 而且会给你一封信,告诉你我们多生气 617 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:51,111 好吧,我给你看,汉斯,你好了吗? 618 00:35:51,313 --> 00:35:53,203 往左站一点 619 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,797 没关系,等我们干掉正帮家伙 然後再问她怎麽回事 620 00:32:09,999 --> 00:32:11,523 好吧 621 00:32:18,312 --> 00:32:19,913 嘿!嘿!我想我们应该停下 622 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,763 停下? 对阿,没错 623 00:32:21,965 --> 00:32:24,707 停下，让他们超过我们 当他们掉头，我们就撞过去 624 00:32:24,909 --> 00:32:26,433 我爱死你的蛋蛋(胆量)了 625 00:32:29,894 --> 00:32:31,687 狗屎!他们在我後面 626 00:32:34,948 --> 00:32:38,179 我们要干麻? 这个吉普车载满了炸弹 627 00:32:38,371 --> 00:32:40,796 我们要跟他们同归於尽 628 00:32:40,998 --> 00:32:42,791 我...我们要干麻? 629 00:32:43,778 --> 00:32:45,753 抓紧了乔! 死吧!异教徒! 630 00:32:56,895 --> 00:32:58,112 惊喜吧,龟头们! 631 00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:17,692 太棒了,我们他妈的办到了! 632 00:33:21,154 --> 00:33:25,823 斯帕兹伍德这是丽莎。 凯瑞找到了强力炸弹 恐怖份子也被消灭了 633 00:35:55,285 --> 00:35:56,945 再一点... 634 00:35:57,943 --> 00:35:59,219 很好 635 00:36:04,891 --> 00:36:05,936 那里就是了汉斯 布利克斯 636 00:36:06,138 --> 00:36:09,141 喜欢吗?你他妈的这个同性恋 637 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,457 你知道我他妈的有多忙吗? 汉斯 布利克斯? 638 00:47:48,924 --> 00:47:51,727 # -美国! # # -操你的!耶! # 639 00:47:51,727 --> 00:47:53,624 # -美国! # # -操你的!耶! # 640 00:47:54,684 --> 00:47:59,789 # 再一次来拯救他妈的世界耶~ # 641 00:47:59,982 --> 00:48:04,316 # -美国! # # -操你的!耶! # 642 00:48:05,704 --> 00:48:11,030 # 自由是唯一的路耶! # 643 00:46:05,357 --> 00:46:08,567 你要知道,这里是没有"I"(个人意志) 在美国特警(Team America)里的! 644 00:50:44,614 --> 00:50:47,200 该死的... 645 00:50:50,563 --> 00:50:51,674 老天阿! 646 00:50:52,316 --> 00:50:53,360 斯帕兹伍德! 647 00:53:35,084 --> 00:53:39,740 # 没有任何人,可以让我信赖~ # 648 00:53:40,094 --> 00:53:43,431 # 就像一只笼中鸟~ # 649 00:53:43,632 --> 00:53:46,854 # 这是很蠢的,但不无聊~ # 650 00:53:47,429 --> 00:53:51,282 # 因为反而让我充满怒火~ # 651 00:53:51,483 --> 00:53:56,206 # 我是最聪明,最棒,体型也最完美的领导~ # 652 00:53:56,427 --> 00:53:59,515 # 但是彷佛没有人领悟这点~ # 653 00:53:59,716 --> 00:54:05,807 # 当我改变世界或许他们会开始注意我~ # 654 00:54:05,999 --> 00:54:07,404 在那之前... 655 00:54:07,596 --> 00:54:10,244 # 我只能够孤独~ # 656 00:54:11,105 --> 00:54:13,945 对...有点寂寞 657 00:54:14,137 --> 00:54:18,918 # 可怜小小的我~ # 658 00:54:22,657 --> 00:54:28,423 # 我...好...寂寞~ # 659 00:54:44,928 --> 00:54:46,515 # 你会怎麽做? # 660 00:54:46,716 --> 00:54:51,114 # 如果那是终极献祭~ # 661 00:54:51,823 --> 00:54:55,108 # 你会怎麽做?如果那是终极献祭~ # 662 00:54:55,309 --> 00:54:58,087 嘿!你不是那场百老汇戏的演员吗? 663 00:54:58,279 --> 00:55:02,359 嘿对!是你!就是你演的那场 "每个人都有爱滋"的戏! 664 00:55:02,561 --> 00:55:06,067 我不演了，我放弃了! 665 00:55:06,269 --> 00:55:09,497 喔，别这样老兄，那只是场戏! 滚开别烦我 666 00:48:11,233 --> 00:48:16,174 # 恐怖份子,你们玩完了 # 667 00:48:16,377 --> 00:48:20,836 # 因为你们遇到了 # 668 00:48:21,810 --> 00:48:27,136 # -美国! # # -操你的!耶! # 669 00:48:27,917 --> 00:48:31,606 # -美国! # # -操你的!耶! # 670 00:48:31,808 --> 00:48:35,815 凯瑞! 救我! 赶走它们! 凯瑞 671 00:48:39,197 --> 00:48:42,510 好了，队员，我们靠近达卡达卡斯坦了 672 00:48:42,703 --> 00:48:44,263 准备好 673 00:48:45,468 --> 00:48:47,291 小心! 恐怖份子的战机 674 00:48:53,761 --> 00:48:55,834 只有5个，对你们不难 675 00:48:56,035 --> 00:48:57,532 韩国金战队在1点钟方向 676 00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:00,642 他们来这里干麻? 677 00:49:05,413 --> 00:49:07,620 把他们像狗一样的打下来 678 00:49:07,822 --> 00:49:10,375 金正日你干麻帮助恐怖份子? 679 00:49:18,227 --> 00:49:19,657 有一只在我後面 680 00:49:21,778 --> 00:49:23,313 我帮妳莎菈 681 00:49:27,518 --> 00:49:28,890 潜水艇出动 682 00:49:32,001 --> 00:49:35,350 什麽? 有人从水底攻击我们 683 00:49:35,552 --> 00:49:38,690 一定是韩国潜水艇 克里斯干掉他们 684 00:49:38,883 --> 00:49:40,956 我已经在做了 685 00:49:46,763 --> 00:49:48,135 这些家伙真的偷偷摸摸黏着我们 686 00:49:48,337 --> 00:49:50,851 对阿...最近偷偷摸摸的事很多 687 00:49:51,054 --> 00:49:53,357 莎菈,我不是有意伤害妳的 688 00:49:53,549 --> 00:49:55,180 不，妳只是不在乎 689 00:49:57,206 --> 00:49:58,895 别说了莎菈，那不公平 690 00:49:59,097 --> 00:50:01,362 丽莎无法克制凯瑞对她的感情 691 00:50:01,622 --> 00:50:05,195 就像没人可以阻止妳对凯瑞的感情一样 692 00:50:09,390 --> 00:50:10,884 那是什麽意思? 693 00:50:11,086 --> 00:50:12,906 别装了莎菈 妳难道从没发现 694 00:50:13,098 --> 00:50:14,755 乔对妳的感情吗? 695 00:50:17,993 --> 00:50:20,129 乔?但是你对我就像哥哥一样 696 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,109 对阿，原来只有这样啊，像哥哥一样! 不公平 697 00:50:31,030 --> 00:50:33,329 慢着，队员们 有人闯入了停机坪 698 00:50:33,521 --> 00:50:35,858 巴克斯? - Hey， Team America 699 00:50:36,117 --> 00:50:38,253 嘿!美国特警 700 00:50:38,512 --> 00:50:41,606 我有礼物送你们 701 00:51:25,527 --> 00:51:27,145 喔，妈的，我被击中了 702 00:51:27,702 --> 00:51:29,771 克里斯回答 703 00:51:30,001 --> 00:51:32,175 喔，天啊，我被击中了 丽莎! 704 00:58:14,066 --> 00:58:15,113 来临了 705 00:55:09,689 --> 00:55:13,233 我迷失了自己 我跌到谷底了 706 00:55:13,425 --> 00:55:16,212 放松放松 你要冷静啊呕吐男 707 00:55:16,404 --> 00:55:19,431 我伤害人...我是个阴茎(烂人) 708 00:55:19,632 --> 00:55:21,998 嗯..当个阴茎也不错啊 709 00:55:22,190 --> 00:55:23,646 世上有三种人 710 00:55:23,847 --> 00:55:26,213 阴茎,阴道,还有屁眼! 711 00:55:26,434 --> 00:55:29,882 阴道认为可以跟每个人做 而阴茎只想没大脑的 712 00:55:30,084 --> 00:55:31,492 到处乱干 713 00:55:31,683 --> 00:55:33,876 但你还有屁眼喔~呕吐男 714 00:55:34,078 --> 00:55:37,105 而屁眼只想要便便在所有东西上 715 00:55:37,882 --> 00:55:40,296 所以啦!阴道或许有时会生阴茎的气 716 00:55:40,506 --> 00:55:43,015 因为阴道都被阴茎干 717 00:55:43,217 --> 00:55:46,723 但是你要记得!阴茎也可以干屁眼喔!呕吐男 718 00:55:46,925 --> 00:55:49,348 如果阴茎没有干屁眼你猜会发生什麽事? 719 00:55:49,550 --> 00:55:53,151 你的阴茎跟阴道都会沾满了便便 720 00:55:54,598 --> 00:55:57,184 够了!你给我滚出去!你这下三滥醉汉! 721 00:56:04,159 --> 00:56:05,816 我叫你快滚! 722 00:56:14,188 --> 00:56:15,787 丽莎! 723 00:56:16,430 --> 00:56:19,907 丽莎 丽莎 你在这里吗? 724 00:56:22,216 --> 00:56:24,419 滚到大街上你这该死的流浪汉! 725 00:56:29,439 --> 00:56:32,188 你放弃自己的人生了对吧? 726 00:57:52,102 --> 00:57:55,196 我的亲爱演员们， 我们活在黑暗时代 727 00:57:55,455 --> 00:57:57,524 世界变的越来越暴力 728 00:57:57,725 --> 00:57:59,727 白痴掌权让局势更混乱 729 00:57:59,957 --> 00:58:04,181 全世界需要的是一个国际性的监护人协会 730 00:58:04,441 --> 00:58:06,510 由真正懂得国际政局的人来主持 731 00:58:06,702 --> 00:58:08,943 那就是,我们 732 00:58:11,626 --> 00:58:13,874 将我们的演技运用在别的地方的时刻 733 00:46:08,769 --> 00:46:10,642 有的 (Team Amer"I"ca) 734 00:46:13,451 --> 00:46:14,817 我知道很困难凯瑞... 735 00:46:15,019 --> 00:46:17,971 但你是阻止他们的唯一希望 736 00:46:18,172 --> 00:46:20,847 为何是我?为何我只有我一个? 737 00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:22,692 因为你是唯一拥有能力的 738 00:46:22,893 --> 00:46:25,731 我不要什麽狗屁能力 739 00:46:27,422 --> 00:46:29,266 我不要罪恶感 我不要受耻辱 740 00:46:29,458 --> 00:46:31,206 我也不要负责任 741 00:46:31,503 --> 00:46:34,111 那麽你昨晚跟我保证过什麽? 742 00:46:34,303 --> 00:46:35,994 你说你永远不会离开 743 00:46:36,797 --> 00:46:41,250 我说我永远不会死...但现在,我心已死 744 00:46:42,282 --> 00:46:44,374 妳跟凯瑞上床? 745 00:46:46,267 --> 00:46:49,038 莎菈 但妳知道我喜欢凯瑞 746 00:46:49,230 --> 00:46:51,131 我告诉过妳 747 00:46:51,332 --> 00:46:53,873 妳喜欢凯瑞? 748 00:46:54,103 --> 00:46:56,396 喔...我懂了... 749 00:46:56,626 --> 00:47:00,066 我不是故意要这麽做的莎菈 省省吧丽莎 750 00:47:01,758 --> 00:47:05,007 看到了吗? 我只会伤人 751 00:47:05,236 --> 00:47:08,542 凯瑞，你没有杀你哥哥! 是大猩猩干的 752 00:47:11,992 --> 00:47:14,572 对不起,我不是妳想的那种人 753 00:47:14,773 --> 00:47:17,123 我只是个恶运 754 00:47:18,051 --> 00:47:20,315 我永远不会演戏了 755 00:47:27,684 --> 00:47:29,186 操他的，我们不需要演员! 756 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:30,823 我们可以用老方法 757 00:47:31,026 --> 00:47:32,625 干掉那些达卡达卡斯坦人 758 00:47:32,827 --> 00:47:34,907 不!那只会是自杀任务! 759 00:47:35,110 --> 00:47:38,895 那没差... 反正我已经觉得有点死掉了 760 00:47:41,603 --> 00:47:43,616 该死，凯瑞 761 01:03:07,221 --> 01:03:12,439 # 只有比我想妳还多一点~ # 762 01:03:13,523 --> 01:03:16,179 天啊,发生了什麽事! 763 01:03:35,191 --> 01:03:37,876 哈喽,有人吗? 764 01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:42,960 您好,约斯顿先生 765 01:03:43,162 --> 01:03:45,109 智能,到底发生什麽事了? 766 01:03:45,339 --> 01:03:48,983 基地被一个很肥的社会主义狡猾人给攻击了 767 01:03:49,176 --> 01:03:50,835 那,那队员呢? 768 00:51:32,396 --> 00:51:33,344 往下坠了 该死的 769 00:51:33,545 --> 00:51:35,518 我快要解体了 770 00:51:38,469 --> 00:51:40,193 我要撞上水面了 771 00:51:41,257 --> 00:51:42,942 火箭锁定，我被火箭锁定了! 772 00:51:43,173 --> 00:51:45,213 我要紧急逃脱 773 00:52:01,067 --> 00:52:05,061 打捞沉船 如果有人生还,你们知道该怎麽做 774 00:52:08,290 --> 00:52:10,177 恐怖份子上线 775 00:52:11,231 --> 00:52:14,938 好...是谁炸了巴拿马运河? 776 00:52:15,139 --> 00:52:17,045 我们对於开罗事件太生气了 777 00:52:17,275 --> 00:52:19,277 天杀的，我要告诉你们多少次! 778 00:52:19,478 --> 00:52:22,160 没有讯号不能使用强力炸弹 779 00:52:22,362 --> 00:52:24,047 我筹划了10年了 780 00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,854 这是个非常精密且复杂的计划 781 00:52:27,056 --> 00:52:29,096 我对你们的白痴举动反胃 782 00:52:29,297 --> 00:52:30,753 现在 去我告诉你们武器的所在位置 783 00:52:30,954 --> 00:52:34,881 然後这次等我他妈该死的讯号 再见! 784 00:52:36,099 --> 00:52:39,068 为什麽每个人都那麽他妈的笨? 785 00:52:39,873 --> 00:52:43,647 为什麽没有多点聪明的人,像我一样? 786 00:52:45,439 --> 00:52:47,159 我...很... 787 00:52:47,249 --> 00:52:49,319 # 寂寞~ # 788 00:52:49,533 --> 00:52:53,534 # 好寂寞且悲伤的孤独~ # 789 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:58,544 # 没有人,只有我~ # 790 00:52:58,769 --> 00:53:02,770 # 坐在我小小的宝座上~ # 791 00:53:03,071 --> 00:53:07,179 # 我辛苦的工作,筹划完美的计谋~ # 792 00:53:07,394 --> 00:53:11,582 # 但没有人听也没有人懂~ # 793 00:53:11,786 --> 00:53:17,503 # 彷佛没人看重我~ # 794 00:53:18,156 --> 00:53:19,675 # 所以 # 795 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,334 # 我寂寞~ # 796 00:53:23,357 --> 00:53:25,236 有点寂寞... 797 00:53:25,889 --> 00:53:30,174 # 可怜小小的我~ # 798 00:58:15,479 --> 00:58:19,476 我们可以运用我们的力量改变世界 799 00:58:22,052 --> 00:58:25,088 我们要说服大家开双动力车并且禁止吸烟 800 00:58:25,511 --> 00:58:27,721 如果我们专注演技在国际政局上 801 00:58:27,914 --> 00:58:30,345 我们可以改变一切 802 00:58:33,468 --> 00:58:36,946 当个演员就要随时看报 803 00:58:37,148 --> 00:58:41,280 并且当成我们自己的想法公布在电视上 804 00:58:41,511 --> 00:58:43,586 麦特 戴蒙 805 00:58:43,856 --> 00:58:45,134 我们都拍过动作片! 806 00:58:45,326 --> 00:58:47,853 如果有人阻碍 807 00:58:48,055 --> 00:58:49,909 我们可以给他们点颜色瞧瞧 808 00:58:53,792 --> 00:58:55,588 很高兴你们都认同我 809 00:58:55,781 --> 00:58:59,567 因为我已经跟一个非常重要的政治领袖谈过了 810 00:58:59,759 --> 00:59:02,151 他将邀请全世界的领导人集合在 811 00:59:02,383 --> 00:59:05,237 一个盛况空前的国际和平会议 812 00:59:05,496 --> 00:59:09,560 他希望我们担任晚会的演讲 813 00:59:11,752 --> 00:59:13,539 麦特 戴蒙! 814 00:59:15,279 --> 00:59:17,739 跟我们的新夥伴打个招呼吧 815 00:59:18,546 --> 00:59:20,688 哈喽 816 00:59:28,453 --> 00:59:30,394 停!停!你会杀了他! 817 00:59:32,845 --> 00:59:34,853 我会他妈的杀了你! 818 00:59:35,055 --> 00:59:40,474 你所处的地位好像不能杀人吧 我的红,白,蓝朋友们 819 00:59:40,831 --> 00:59:44,360 所以你就是计划911乘以1000的王八蛋? 820 00:59:44,622 --> 00:59:47,110 妳想的太小了... 821 00:59:47,315 --> 00:59:51,203 妳看我将举办一个精心设计的和平典礼 822 00:59:51,467 --> 00:59:55,521 当所有的重要人物都被困在这里的时候 823 00:59:55,715 --> 00:59:57,756 我将会启动早已分配 824 00:59:57,961 --> 01:00:02,141 给全世界恐怖份子的强力炸弹 825 01:00:02,891 --> 01:00:08,914 那将是911乘以2356 826 01:00:09,144 --> 01:00:12,777 天啊,那是...我算不出来 827 01:00:13,580 --> 01:00:15,578 没人可以 828 01:00:15,808 --> 01:00:18,169 你这没人性的混帐 你干麻这麽做 829 01:00:18,428 --> 01:00:20,397 因为这样世界就有了平衡 830 01:00:20,599 --> 01:00:23,046 每个国家都将成为未开发国家 831 01:00:23,276 --> 01:00:25,054 想想看 832 01:00:25,255 --> 01:00:28,372 全世界即将发生巨大的爆炸 833 01:00:28,602 --> 01:00:29,911 没人领导,人民只会疯狂混乱 834 01:00:30,103 --> 01:00:33,985 人民只会疯狂混乱，暴动充斥着地球 835 01:00:34,214 --> 01:00:37,178 人性真实面表露无遗 836 01:00:37,379 --> 01:00:39,893 狗咬狗，人吃人 837 01:00:40,085 --> 01:00:42,217 人们只能保护的了自己 838 01:00:42,418 --> 01:00:44,798 全球安定受到毁灭 839 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:49,780 等到舞台表演结束,一切都太迟了 840 01:00:56,139 --> 01:00:57,534 你会失败的 841 01:00:57,765 --> 01:01:00,719 你不可能将世界首领困在这里长达9小时 842 01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:05,700 喔不行吗? 我有艾历 宝云 843 01:01:05,930 --> 01:01:07,718 天啊 844 01:01:07,910 --> 01:01:12,882 你将成为残存的品种了 只会挥旗的美国人 845 01:01:13,082 --> 01:01:16,199 你的小梦想将要结束了 846 01:01:17,289 --> 01:01:19,669 好了，我要去准备典礼了 847 01:01:19,909 --> 01:01:22,165 电影演员们在路上了 848 01:01:22,367 --> 01:01:26,210 或许他们会进来打个招呼 849 01:01:26,736 --> 01:01:31,870 对人性抱着那麽小的信仰，你一定很寂寞 850 01:01:39,014 --> 01:01:41,536 应该给妳个头等座位 851 01:01:41,738 --> 01:01:43,560 带她上楼 852 01:01:43,752 --> 01:01:45,986 别碰她你们这些婊子养的 853 01:01:46,217 --> 01:01:49,449 丽莎，我珍惜你的友情! 854 01:01:50,533 --> 01:01:53,410 啊!一定要有人来阻止这一切! 855 01:02:00,039 --> 01:02:04,480 # 我想念妳比迈克尔 贝忘了做记号更多~ # 856 01:02:04,681 --> 01:02:07,366 # 当他拍珍珠港时~ # 857 01:02:07,569 --> 01:02:12,422 # 我想念妳比那部电影离了题更多~ # 858 01:02:12,624 --> 01:02:16,336 # 而且是离了很多,女孩,现在~ # 859 01:02:16,527 --> 01:02:19,529 # 现在妳离开了~ # 860 01:02:20,115 --> 01:02:22,599 # 我只想对妳说~ # 861 01:02:22,801 --> 01:02:25,611 # 就是,珍珠港够烂~ # 862 01:02:25,803 --> 01:02:29,419 # 而且我很想妳~ # 863 01:02:31,347 --> 01:02:36,018 # 我需要妳就像班 艾佛列克需要上演员学校~ # 864 01:02:36,210 --> 01:02:39,241 # 他在戏里演的真烂~ # 865 01:02:39,443 --> 01:02:43,816 # 我需要妳就像古巴 古丁需要更多戏份~ # 866 01:02:44,018 --> 01:02:47,816 # 他比班 艾佛列克好太多了~ # 867 01:02:48,018 --> 01:02:51,471 # 现在,我只想着妳的笑容~ # 868 01:02:51,663 --> 01:02:54,569 # 还有那烂电影~ # 869 01:02:54,799 --> 01:02:57,005 # 珍珠港烂~ # 870 01:02:57,207 --> 01:03:00,497 # 而且我也很想妳~ # 871 01:04:45,097 --> 01:04:47,552 你自己退出的凯瑞 当没有你的小队出去执行任务时 872 01:04:47,754 --> 01:04:49,988 没有演员的他们就像待宰小猪 873 01:04:50,180 --> 01:04:52,386 我要把世界的命运交到你手里? 874 01:04:52,578 --> 01:04:55,071 我知道我中途退出，但我愿意做任何事情来挽回! 875 01:04:55,274 --> 01:04:58,305 拜托!让我帮忙! 你帮的够多了 876 01:09:28,749 --> 01:09:32,681 多才多艺的金正日 877 01:09:32,883 --> 01:09:35,271 哈喽，哈喽 878 01:09:35,895 --> 01:09:41,324 现在,即将位您表演,北韩最好的音乐剧 879 01:04:58,535 --> 01:05:01,498 拜托!斯帕兹伍德你要相信我! 880 01:05:03,561 --> 01:05:07,359 我也想相信你，凯瑞 我真的想 881 01:05:07,561 --> 01:05:09,949 但你让我失望过一次了 882 01:05:10,285 --> 01:05:13,411 拜托!我要怎麽让你相信我? 883 01:05:15,110 --> 01:05:17,565 我记得我们第一次见面时... 884 01:05:17,767 --> 01:05:20,452 你只是个害怕上我车的单纯百老汇演员 885 01:05:20,654 --> 01:05:23,713 因为你认为我会要你帮我口交 886 01:05:23,915 --> 01:05:25,919 还记得吗? 887 01:05:26,121 --> 01:05:27,981 记得 888 01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:33,257 但是现在顺序颠倒 我不知道我可否相信你 889 01:05:34,601 --> 01:05:37,421 给我一个机会 890 01:05:40,874 --> 01:05:43,271 好吧,我会相信你 891 01:05:43,953 --> 01:05:45,804 除非你... 892 01:05:45,996 --> 01:05:48,844 帮我口交 893 01:05:50,322 --> 01:05:53,353 什麽? 就在这里,现在! 894 01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:05,197 # 珍珠港烂~ # 895 01:12:46,324 --> 01:12:47,596 凯瑞已经向我证明 896 01:12:47,788 --> 01:12:50,055 他是百分百投入团队的了 897 01:12:50,286 --> 01:12:53,692 他昨晚已经...吸过我的鸡鸡了 898 01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:59,462 喔...好吧队员们去找舞台在哪吧 899 01:13:00,343 --> 01:13:04,773 看!看他们多喜欢我的表演 所有的观众都着迷了 900 01:13:11,222 --> 01:13:15,556 现在妳看到了吧,新世界已无法避免 901 01:13:15,758 --> 01:13:18,944 已什麽? 无...无可避免... 902 01:13:19,146 --> 01:13:20,897 再说一次? 不可避免! 903 01:13:21,088 --> 01:13:23,508 事情将不可避免的改变! 904 01:13:23,710 --> 01:13:26,322 天啊，该死的!打开你他妈的耳朵好吗? 905 01:13:28,370 --> 01:13:30,542 还有5分钟，宝云先生 谢谢 906 01:13:30,762 --> 01:13:34,551 艾历 事情不好了 美国特警逃掉了 907 01:13:35,269 --> 01:13:37,881 什麽? 你这白痴 他们会破坏一切 908 01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:40,532 一定要警告每个人美国特警快来了 909 01:13:40,724 --> 01:13:43,537 不!我们不能让人看起来软弱无力 910 01:13:43,728 --> 01:13:46,857 如果他们只会暴力，那麽我们就用暴力对付他们 911 01:13:47,049 --> 01:13:48,991 每个演员拿一把枪，不惜一切代价 912 01:09:58,868 --> 01:10:02,129 10年的计划总算等到了今晚 913 01:10:02,330 --> 01:10:05,936 恐怖份子已经就定位 当艾历 宝云站上舞台时 914 01:10:06,330 --> 01:10:10,099 那就是我要同时引爆全世界的强力炸弹的时刻 915 01:10:10,292 --> 01:10:12,085 当妳看到艾历 宝云 916 01:10:12,277 --> 01:10:16,535 妳也会看到人性真实丑陋的一面 917 01:10:16,756 --> 01:10:19,758 你的计划不会成功的,某些东西一定会阻止你 918 01:10:20,699 --> 01:10:23,221 妳这天真的笨美国人 919 01:10:23,423 --> 01:10:25,456 你们总是相信恐怖故事一定有快乐结局 920 01:10:25,658 --> 01:10:28,439 甚至当你们周围的世界开始往下坠落 921 01:10:29,437 --> 01:10:33,810 有时候，信任是我们唯一拥有的 922 01:10:35,192 --> 01:10:38,127 而且,当个国家领导人 923 01:10:38,329 --> 01:10:43,604 你是有能力将世界合而为一的 只要遵从电影演员协会的规定 924 01:10:43,834 --> 01:10:45,694 你绝对能够让他们顺从的，艾历 925 01:10:46,655 --> 01:10:49,238 还有10分钟,宝云先生 926 01:10:58,692 --> 01:11:00,443 你是谁? 927 01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:03,926 我是跟电影演员协会的人 我是来帮忙广播的 928 01:11:04,118 --> 01:11:05,323 给我们看你的凭据 929 01:11:05,525 --> 01:11:07,276 嘿 你不需要看我的凭据 930 01:11:07,467 --> 01:11:10,213 我放在家忘了带而且我迟到了 931 01:11:10,443 --> 01:11:12,442 我相信他 我也是 932 01:11:13,629 --> 01:11:15,121 好吧，过吧 933 01:11:15,323 --> 01:11:18,098 天啊，他的演技比以往更出色 934 01:19:35,017 --> 01:19:36,626 队员们,你们要快点 935 01:19:42,602 --> 01:19:45,146 来吧婊子!我拍过动作电影! 936 01:19:45,337 --> 01:19:46,823 来吧 937 01:20:08,010 --> 01:20:09,020 麦特 戴蒙! 938 01:20:19,808 --> 01:20:22,095 拜托 别一直试着打我又打我 939 01:25:49,638 --> 01:25:52,013 你们全部都该回家了 940 01:25:52,245 --> 01:25:54,905 你们的国家需要你们 但世界已经安全了 941 01:25:55,107 --> 01:25:58,865 感谢我们的天才演员 凯瑞 约斯顿 942 01:26:17,169 --> 01:26:20,494 让我解释一下凯瑞是个什麽样的人 943 01:26:20,706 --> 01:26:21,689 他是个了解当你 944 01:08:29,193 --> 01:08:31,610 # 从菜鸟到高手~ # 945 01:08:31,821 --> 01:08:34,334 # - 你就需要剪接~ # # - 剪接~ # 946 01:08:34,574 --> 01:08:38,593 # - 甚至洛基也要剪接~ # # - 剪接~ # 947 01:08:39,274 --> 01:08:43,916 # - 剪接永远是慢慢淡掉~ # # - 剪接~ # 948 01:08:44,108 --> 01:08:47,618 # - 如果剪接中画面淡出,已经过了很久了~ # # - 剪接~ # 949 01:08:47,820 --> 01:08:50,755 # - 剪接~ # 950 01:09:00,683 --> 01:09:02,313 女士先生们 951 01:09:02,505 --> 01:09:06,600 电影演员协会和金正日诚挚的... 952 01:09:06,803 --> 01:09:12,011 欢迎您叁加国际和平典礼 953 01:09:12,203 --> 01:09:14,792 每个国家的最高领导人 954 01:09:14,994 --> 01:09:19,147 都团结一致的集合在这里庆祝和平 955 01:09:19,349 --> 01:09:21,862 这里有音乐,舞蹈,当然还有 956 01:09:22,092 --> 01:09:24,365 好莱坞的众超级巨星们 957 01:09:24,596 --> 01:09:28,519 在你的左手看台,是此次华丽舞台秀的策划人 958 01:11:53,771 --> 01:11:56,632 对!我们是护卫 959 01:11:56,833 --> 01:12:00,306 我们护卫 我们护卫 我们护卫 960 01:13:49,192 --> 01:13:51,928 一定要阻止美国特警到达这会场 961 01:13:52,225 --> 01:13:54,157 啊呀! 962 01:13:54,398 --> 01:13:56,082 啊呀! 963 01:03:51,037 --> 01:03:54,835 他们被金正日囚禁在北韩 964 01:03:55,036 --> 01:03:57,942 我拦截到的通讯显示... 965 01:03:58,144 --> 01:04:00,992 他即将在和平典礼中执行全球恐怖攻击 966 01:04:01,185 --> 01:04:04,475 别动抗议者!不然我打爆你那共产主义脑袋! 967 01:17:52,933 --> 01:17:55,392 演员出来 海伦 杭特 968 01:17:55,594 --> 01:17:57,506 萨缪尔 杰克逊 969 01:17:57,708 --> 01:17:59,716 麦特 戴蒙 970 01:18:01,168 --> 01:18:02,897 操你妈的 971 01:18:04,022 --> 01:18:05,175 凯瑞，克里斯回答我 972 01:18:07,837 --> 01:18:12,345 现在,先生女士们...让我们欢迎艾历 宝云先生 973 01:18:23,653 --> 01:18:26,616 我们齐聚一堂迎接没有暴力的世代 974 01:18:26,848 --> 01:18:29,054 我们必须遵从电影演员协会的条例 975 01:18:29,246 --> 01:18:31,260 让世界更美好 976 01:18:31,461 --> 01:18:35,384 以言语跟理性来打动那些恐怖份子 977 01:18:35,615 --> 01:18:38,914 那就是艰难(同性恋)的方法 978 01:18:39,106 --> 01:18:43,038 总有一天,这世界会看着我们所创造的世代说 979 01:18:43,269 --> 01:18:46,779 哇,做的好 苦力(同性恋)们 980 01:18:47,010 --> 01:18:51,009 你们真的让世界更好了 不是么苦力(同性恋)们? 981 01:18:51,268 --> 01:18:55,459 是阿!艾历 宝云 嗯，问题是，世界即将消失了,呵呵 982 01:18:55,690 --> 01:18:57,339 喔不，不! 983 01:18:57,570 --> 01:19:01,982 妳看...没有白马王子来拯救世界 984 01:19:02,568 --> 01:19:04,774 这才是真实的 985 01:19:04,966 --> 01:19:07,747 恐怕妳的世界快要消失了 986 01:19:09,129 --> 01:19:10,586 ...再5分钟 987 01:19:13,512 --> 01:19:16,379 看 倒数的计时器 988 01:19:17,991 --> 01:19:22,221 抱歉了美国特警，不过我们一定要生活在和平之中 989 01:19:22,442 --> 01:19:25,089 马上放下汽油桶 990 01:19:25,358 --> 01:19:26,950 杀了他们 991 01:19:30,893 --> 01:19:32,492 杰克逊! 992 01:13:56,311 --> 01:13:59,468 我发誓他们到不了这舞台 993 01:14:16,234 --> 01:14:17,793 天啊! 对方是谁? 994 01:14:18,023 --> 01:14:20,759 像是乔治 克隆尼跟丽芙 泰勒,20码处 995 01:14:22,454 --> 01:14:24,463 注意! 伊森 霍克还有珍尼恩 加罗法洛! 996 01:14:30,664 --> 01:14:32,156 放下武器 997 00:13:33,726 --> 00:13:37,446 没错演员,最好给我他妈的滚远点! 998 00:13:38,091 --> 00:13:42,292 最後,我们有个心理专家...丽莎呢? 999 00:13:42,485 --> 00:13:44,177 这里 1000 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:55,830 凯瑞,这是丽莎,专门研究恐怖份子的心理 1001 00:13:56,051 --> 00:13:59,839 通常恐怖行为思想都是小时候所受的影响 1002 00:14:00,061 --> 00:14:02,310 我们一直在维护世界和平，凯瑞 1003 00:14:02,532 --> 00:14:05,474 但现在恐怖份子有了WMDs(强力炸弹) 1004 00:14:05,676 --> 00:14:08,108 并且智能告诉我们他们准备使用这些武器 1005 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,252 对吗智能? 1006 00:44:21,674 --> 00:44:24,133 恐怖份子宣称这次行动 1007 00:44:24,335 --> 00:44:26,573 是为报复美国特警在开罗的行为 1008 00:44:26,766 --> 00:44:30,224 艾历 宝云现正召集所有电影演员协会会员 1009 00:44:30,427 --> 00:44:32,569 艾历 宝云? 凯瑞? 1010 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,491 他是我的英雄 1011 00:44:34,722 --> 00:44:36,797 全世界最好的演员 1012 00:44:37,153 --> 00:44:40,351 对於巴拿马事件我们该指责谁? 1013 00:44:40,543 --> 00:44:41,787 恐怖份子? 1014 00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:44,085 给他们武器的人? 1015 00:44:44,316 --> 00:44:47,888 不! 指责美国特警! 1016 00:44:48,759 --> 00:44:52,714 他们在开罗鲁莽的行为造成了今日的灾难 1017 00:44:52,945 --> 00:44:58,116 美国特警， 你们的手染满了罹难者的血 1018 00:45:00,807 --> 00:45:02,712 艾历 宝云热情且震撼的说词 1019 00:45:02,914 --> 00:45:05,911 数百位市民今日聚集在若虚莫山前抗议 1020 00:45:09,972 --> 00:45:11,829 嘿!那是这里! 1021 00:45:12,021 --> 00:45:14,386 镇民们!看样子导演麦可 摩尔 1022 00:45:14,578 --> 00:45:18,178 也加入了"操你的美国特警"车队 1023 00:45:18,859 --> 00:45:20,573 抗议是不够的 1024 00:45:20,775 --> 00:45:24,596 我们要采取强烈行动反对法西斯主义 1025 00:45:24,797 --> 00:45:27,995 炸了他们,全炸了! 1026 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:36,260 队员们,如果卡达卡达斯坦人拥有强力炸弹 1027 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:40,545 我怕那会是911乘以1000 1028 00:45:40,782 --> 00:45:42,532 天啊,你是说...? 是的 1029 00:45:42,731 --> 00:45:46,182 911,000 1030 00:45:46,401 --> 00:45:48,245 忘了那些混帐我们有更要紧的事做 1031 00:45:48,687 --> 00:45:51,387 是的,赶快让凯瑞变脸好使用它的演技 1032 00:14:10,454 --> 00:14:13,819 是的 智能? 1033 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,549 全世界最复杂的电脑 1034 00:14:16,742 --> 00:14:19,914 我拦截到许多恐怖集团汇集一起 1035 00:14:20,117 --> 00:14:23,443 正在策划一次世界性恐怖破坏的消息 1036 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,433 智能收集到的数据所说 1037 00:14:25,636 --> 00:14:28,097 这次的规模会是911的100倍 1038 00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:32,247 911乘以100?天啊那是... 1039 00:14:32,487 --> 00:14:36,308 是的,91,100 1040 01:08:01,088 --> 01:08:04,569 # - 那就需要剪接~ # # - 剪接~ # 1041 01:08:04,772 --> 01:08:08,004 # - 喔全都是剪接~ # # - 剪接~ # 1042 01:08:08,225 --> 01:08:10,594 # 很多事情同时发生~ # 1043 01:08:10,786 --> 01:08:13,510 # - 用想的,每个人都知道在干麻~ # 1044 01:08:13,702 --> 01:08:16,896 # 而且当每个镜头展现一点进步~ # 1045 01:08:17,097 --> 01:08:19,264 # 只需要一下,不然会太久~ # 1046 01:08:19,467 --> 01:08:22,430 # - 那就叫做剪接~ # # - 剪接~ # 1047 01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:26,017 # - 这里我们想要剪接~ # # - 剪接~ # 1048 01:08:26,219 --> 01:08:29,000 # 如果要知道所有事情~ # 1049 00:08:49,346 --> 00:08:52,465 -喔,很高兴认识你. 而你,凯瑞 约斯顿 1050 00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:55,825 全美演员,毕业於荷华州立大学 1051 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:58,666 舞台剧和世界语言的双主修优等生 1052 00:08:58,859 --> 00:09:01,442 从小在每个戏剧课堂都是超优等的... 1053 00:09:01,644 --> 00:09:04,735 超优等演员! 1054 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,959 嘿!等等!你是好莱坞来的吗? 1055 00:09:08,190 --> 00:09:13,673 我有个难以置信的工作给你,凯瑞! 如果你有兴趣就跟我走... 1056 00:09:31,244 --> 00:09:34,430 请!凯瑞!上车吧! 1057 00:09:36,507 --> 00:09:37,846 喔!我懂了! 1058 00:09:38,038 --> 00:09:40,784 我上你的车,让你放手指在我屁眼里 1059 00:09:40,976 --> 00:09:43,081 如果我让你爽歪歪你就会给我电影的角色! 1060 00:09:44,269 --> 00:09:47,046 不...我只想让你看样东西... 1061 00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:48,797 是阿!肯定会! 拜托,凯瑞 1062 00:09:48,999 --> 00:09:50,138 我不是好莱坞来的 1063 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:54,227 我也不会操你的嘴， 而且我的时间很宝贵 1064 00:10:04,618 --> 00:10:07,816 天啊,这是个豪华轿车. 是阿 1065 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,076 现在...帮我吹吧! 1066 00:10:11,369 --> 00:10:12,700 开玩笑的! 1067 00:10:19,451 --> 00:10:21,998 好了,现在到底是怎样 1068 00:10:22,199 --> 00:10:24,774 我很不愿意跟你说这些，凯瑞 1069 00:10:24,977 --> 00:10:27,457 但有人要致你於死地 1070 00:10:28,012 --> 00:10:30,281 死? 他们叫作"恐怖份子"凯瑞! 1071 00:10:30,473 --> 00:10:32,474 他们讨厌你的一切 1072 00:10:32,934 --> 00:10:36,534 为什麽?我怎么他们了? 我只是百老汇演员 1073 00:10:36,765 --> 00:10:39,187 跟你个人无关,凯瑞 这跟你代表的意义有关 1074 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,170 每一天的每一分钟 1075 00:10:41,371 --> 00:10:43,305 恐怖份子总是计划杀你的新方法 1076 00:10:43,506 --> 00:10:46,982 还有在这个自由国家的每个人 1077 00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:51,646 唯一阻止他们的人...是我们 1078 00:10:51,847 --> 00:10:53,091 你们? 1079 00:10:53,283 --> 00:10:56,893 巴克斯,我想我们现在可以安全变形了! 1080 00:11:28,112 --> 00:11:31,904 嗯...会飞的豪华轿车 现在我算是什么都见识过了 1081 00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:35,236 真的么?你有看过吃自己头的人吗? 1082 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,975 没有... 那你就还没看到一切,我们也没有... 1083 00:11:38,176 --> 00:11:40,033 我们也没有... 1084 00:45:51,576 --> 00:45:52,959 我的演技? 1085 00:45:53,147 --> 00:45:56,534 我的演技!我的演技杀了近千人 1086 00:45:56,723 --> 00:45:58,106 天啊， 我又做了同样的事 1087 00:45:58,294 --> 00:46:01,305 振作点，凯瑞 我们现在更迫切需要你 1088 00:46:01,503 --> 00:46:03,563 我不干了 凯瑞你不能走 1089 00:46:03,762 --> 00:46:05,166 没有你，我们就完了 1090 00:39:37,868 --> 00:39:41,552 事情很复杂，凯瑞 1091 00:39:41,773 --> 00:39:43,634 我听说了卡森的事 1092 00:39:43,827 --> 00:39:46,197 我知道那种感受 1093 00:39:46,389 --> 00:39:48,394 天啊，我迷惘了 1094 00:39:48,596 --> 00:39:51,282 对你有感觉实在是太早了 1095 00:39:52,569 --> 00:39:56,829 或许因为无法控制才叫做感觉 1096 00:39:57,079 --> 00:39:58,643 但是我一定要控制 1097 00:39:58,844 --> 00:40:01,655 因为我不想再失去任何人了...那太痛苦了 1098 00:40:01,848 --> 00:40:04,189 所以? 所以要怎样? 封闭自己么? 1099 00:40:04,381 --> 00:40:06,012 我真的很喜欢妳 1100 00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:09,111 难道我们永远不可能有机会吗? 1101 00:40:10,589 --> 00:40:14,014 除非,你保证你绝不会死 1102 00:40:14,207 --> 00:40:16,183 你知道我没法跟妳保证那个 1103 00:40:16,385 --> 00:40:19,618 如果你发誓...我现在就能跟你上床 1104 00:40:24,043 --> 00:40:27,595 我发誓,我永远不会死 1105 00:40:45,707 --> 00:40:50,592 # 我需要这个,我需要爱,我需要妳~ # 1106 00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:57,362 # 我不需要一个心跳,我要两个~ # 1107 00:40:58,296 --> 00:41:01,171 # 有个空虚我要填补~ # 1108 00:41:01,372 --> 00:41:05,562 # 而且只有一个空"洞"可以做到~ # 1109 00:41:05,762 --> 00:41:11,761 # 只有女人~ # # 能照亮我的一天~ # 1110 00:41:12,523 --> 00:41:18,712 # 只有女人~ # # 能舒服的碰我~ # 1111 00:41:18,913 --> 00:41:25,159 # 只有女人~ # # 允许碰我那里~ # 1112 00:41:25,398 --> 00:41:29,292 # 我只求妳是个女人~ # 1113 00:41:29,664 --> 00:41:33,406 丽莎,妳是我遇过最不可思议的女人 1114 00:41:33,597 --> 00:41:37,253 虽然相处很短 但我想我完全的爱上你了 1115 00:41:37,606 --> 00:41:39,824 别说话 1116 00:41:40,082 --> 00:41:41,977 我没办法,这感觉太对了 1117 00:41:42,177 --> 00:41:44,710 我不想要任何事来搞砸这个 1118 00:41:47,006 --> 00:41:51,169 世界上没有一件事能搞砸这时刻 1119 00:43:34,907 --> 00:43:37,631 队员们...我有个坏消息 1120 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:42,837 今早7:15分,恐怖份子行动了 1121 00:43:43,654 --> 00:43:45,892 什麽? 怎麽可能? 1122 00:43:46,085 --> 00:43:48,064 凯瑞在开罗阻止了啊! 1123 00:43:48,266 --> 00:43:50,312 现在知道是智能搞错了 1124 00:43:50,514 --> 00:43:52,656 车臣的恐怖份子才是首脑 1125 00:43:52,888 --> 00:43:54,713 你这个烂智能 1126 00:43:54,905 --> 00:43:58,229 非常烂的智能 抱歉 1127 00:43:58,431 --> 00:44:01,851 我们必须赶快找出谁做的并且消灭他们 1128 00:44:03,236 --> 00:44:06,560 长官,我拦截到有关恐怖份子的消息 1129 00:44:06,762 --> 00:44:08,779 开启 1130 00:44:08,981 --> 00:44:12,113 这是"彼得 吉宁"的即时新闻 1131 00:44:12,373 --> 00:44:15,101 今早巴拿马的袭击造成千人死亡 1132 00:44:15,294 --> 00:44:19,223 已证实为达卡达卡斯坦人所为n 1133 00:44:19,425 --> 00:44:21,471 当然...达卡达卡斯坦人 1134 01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:39,729 一定还有别的方法 1135 01:06:40,411 --> 01:06:43,259 我想你不会做任何事 去把失去的要回来吧，凯瑞 1136 01:06:43,451 --> 01:06:45,484 不!不!不!等等! 1137 01:06:45,686 --> 01:06:50,290 你说...如果我做...你就会让我重新加入? 1138 01:06:50,521 --> 01:06:53,484 我会全力支持你 1139 01:06:55,930 --> 01:06:58,481 好的,来吧 1140 01:06:58,683 --> 01:07:00,371 来了 1141 01:07:00,573 --> 01:07:02,606 开始 1142 01:07:30,145 --> 01:07:32,629 你真的非常投入 1143 01:07:32,859 --> 01:07:34,240 好!清理一下吧 1144 01:07:34,461 --> 01:07:36,830 如果你要孤身直捣金正日的宫殿 1145 01:07:37,022 --> 01:07:39,870 我们就要在最短时间里把你训练成终极兵器 1146 01:07:40,706 --> 01:07:42,490 我们要怎麽做? 1147 01:07:42,691 --> 01:07:46,546 我想我知道需要什麽! 1148 01:07:49,664 --> 01:07:52,378 # 时间紧迫,拼尽全力 # 1149 01:07:52,580 --> 01:07:55,841 # 你要达到基础 # 1150 00:11:40,226 --> 00:11:42,052 上星期,在巴黎,有四个恐怖份子 1151 00:11:42,245 --> 00:11:44,485 强力炸弹 1152 00:11:44,687 --> 00:11:48,302 恐怖份子正着手一个非常大的计划 1153 00:11:48,504 --> 00:11:50,773 这跟我有什麽关系? 1154 00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:53,119 我们的唯一希望是有个演员混入恐怖份子中 1155 00:11:53,311 --> 00:11:55,935 假装帮他们执行攻击行动 1156 00:11:56,138 --> 00:12:00,753 有说服力的演员... 让他们认为你是他们的夥伴 1157 00:12:00,945 --> 00:12:03,444 这太夸张了,我是演员不是间谍 1158 00:12:03,647 --> 00:12:07,098 这就是间谍做的事...演戏 而且他们说,你是最棒的 1159 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:10,155 拥有戏剧跟世界语言的双主修演员? 1160 00:12:10,348 --> 00:12:13,616 见鬼 你是最完美的武器，凯瑞 1161 00:12:15,155 --> 00:12:16,722 小心! 1162 00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:49,613 走这边， 你这不听话的家伙 1163 00:12:59,844 --> 00:13:02,891 欢迎来到基地 1164 00:13:03,536 --> 00:13:07,160 凯瑞,这是乔,内布拉斯加大学四分卫明星球员 1165 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,852 他是天生的领队 1166 00:39:33,962 --> 00:39:36,169 凯瑞，不 1167 00:39:36,620 --> 00:39:37,665 对不起 1168 01:07:56,033 --> 01:07:58,459 # 当你要将自己投入试炼中~ # 1169 01:07:58,662 --> 01:08:00,896 # 并且表达时间的经过~ # 1170 01:05:55,569 --> 01:05:58,436 你不是认真的吧? 喔~我非常认真 1171 01:05:58,638 --> 01:06:02,378 看!这是我认真的脸! 1172 01:06:03,827 --> 01:06:06,282 那能证明什麽? 那就能证明你 1173 01:06:06,484 --> 01:06:07,596 准备投入所有一切 1174 01:06:07,798 --> 01:06:09,936 抛弃你的自主神经，百分百的投入 1175 01:06:10,129 --> 01:06:12,814 我们必须回到第一天我们见面那时 对你最初的试验 1176 01:06:13,007 --> 01:06:15,596 不明白吗? 不!我想你不是同性恋啊! 1177 01:06:15,798 --> 01:06:18,061 这跟性无关，凯瑞 这是信任大考验 1178 01:06:18,263 --> 01:06:22,032 那是根细针的洞，凯瑞 我们两个都要一起突破 1179 01:06:26,004 --> 01:06:27,979 好了，来吧 1180 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,006 我听了很多有关你的演技,约斯顿先生 1181 00:13:11,209 --> 00:13:14,824 我希望有如传说中的一样棒 这是莎菈 1182 00:13:15,026 --> 00:13:17,362 柏克莱大学生物科技顶级研究生 1183 00:13:17,554 --> 00:13:18,986 在旧金山做超能力的研究 1184 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:23,515 我感应到你有点困惑 1185 00:13:23,842 --> 00:13:27,716 那是卡森的接班? 该死的演员? 1186 00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:30,447 别在意克里斯,他态度或许不好 1187 00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:33,524 不过他是底特律顶尖的武术专家 1188 01:06:30,358 --> 01:06:32,496 我会确定没人在看 1189 01:06:32,689 --> 01:06:34,578 嗯，看来没人 1190 01:06:34,771 --> 01:06:36,660 好了，来吧 1191 01:04:04,705 --> 01:04:07,352 斯帕兹伍德? 约斯顿? 1192 01:04:07,554 --> 01:04:08,925 你还来这里干麻? 1193 01:04:09,117 --> 01:04:10,527 给我离智能远点! 1194 01:04:10,719 --> 01:04:12,378 我要用它来炸了北韩! 1195 01:04:12,580 --> 01:04:14,718 不!队员在北韩啊! 1196 01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:19,217 我知道!那些散布世界的强力炸弹的开关也在那里! 1197 01:04:19,458 --> 01:04:21,433 我现在唯一选择就是炸了金正日! 1198 01:04:21,635 --> 01:04:24,004 还有在他身边所有的一切以防他按下开关! 1199 01:04:24,196 --> 01:04:26,939 智能,开启飞弹导航系统! 1200 01:04:27,141 --> 01:04:28,541 你会杀了他们全部的! 1201 01:04:28,742 --> 01:04:30,622 他们会要我这样做的凯瑞! 1202 01:04:30,814 --> 01:04:33,183 为了世界和平他们会很高兴的奉献生命 1203 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:36,252 你永远不会明白 一定有别的办法 1204 01:04:36,454 --> 01:04:39,264 已经没有人可以阻止金正日了 1205 01:04:39,457 --> 01:04:41,087 让我去 1206 01:04:42,114 --> 01:04:44,866 你?你这个中途退出的废物? 1207 01:26:21,892 --> 01:26:25,169 嘴里放入了一根阴茎 你就定下了契约的男人 1208 01:26:25,362 --> 01:26:26,682 一个无法破坏的牵绊 1209 01:11:32,949 --> 01:11:35,877 别担心夥伴，我有我的通行证在这 1210 01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:47,283 拜托，辛先生，罗宾斯先生 1211 01:11:47,475 --> 01:11:49,809 你们不懂金正日在做什麽 1212 01:11:50,030 --> 01:11:53,541 闭嘴!我们奉命看住你们 1213 01:12:00,536 --> 01:12:03,244 辛先生，罗宾斯先生，有人闯进了大厅! 1214 01:12:03,445 --> 01:12:06,153 什麽? 来吧，马丁! 1215 01:12:15,866 --> 01:12:18,315 凯瑞? 你他妈在这里干麻? 1216 01:12:18,545 --> 01:12:20,927 你们还好吗? 丽莎呢? 1217 01:12:21,158 --> 01:12:23,607 你他妈还关心她干麻? 是你抛弃她的 1218 01:12:23,808 --> 01:12:25,214 听着，我要弭补我所做的一切 1219 01:12:25,406 --> 01:12:26,965 这里 斯帕兹伍德在基地监视! 1220 01:12:27,167 --> 01:12:30,028 斯帕兹伍德死了，凯瑞 没有妳想像的那麽死 1221 01:12:30,229 --> 01:12:33,128 斯帕兹伍德！ 对，我在这里，乔! 1222 01:12:33,387 --> 01:12:36,583 太棒了，你还活着! 很高兴再次听到你们的声音 1223 01:12:36,774 --> 01:12:39,424 快，我们要救丽莎并且阻止金正日 1224 01:12:39,616 --> 01:12:41,558 我才不会跟你他妈这叛徒一起行动! 1225 01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:43,578 你认为我们会欢迎你吗? 灌肠男! 1226 01:12:43,769 --> 01:12:46,094 我们不跟你一起 等等小队 1227 01:21:14,189 --> 01:21:18,601 全都没觉察到世界即将永远的改变