Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ...
We wanna see the shoes! I know.
We wanna see the shoes, we wanna see the shoes.
When you receive box like that, instant surprise
And grand wedding.
It's not a grand wedding. It's gonna be romantic.
And grand.
So I thought I would have the girls over
To my friend's house in malibu.
This lady she comes and she teaches you
How to, like, do bjs and stuff.
Because we don't say that he broke your jaw
Or that he...
Threw you in the bath. Beat you up.
And he hit you.
We don't say that, but now we said it.
You have to be honest. You need to be honest.
And Camille, if she showed up,
She would be shoveling [bleep] as far as I’m concerned.
Life in Beverly Hills is a game,
And I make the rules.
I’m not the richest girl in Beverly Hills ,
But I am the luckiest.
People try to figure me out, but I’m one of a kind.
I finally found my voice, and I’m not afraid to use it.
Having it all is easy,
If you're willing to work for it.
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend.
Freedom is.
I hope she loves it.
She has such over-the-top taste.
This is Beverly Hills . Has to be over the top.
Both: oh!
That's so cute. Hello!
Hello, darling.
Mwah. I know. Oh, stop it.
Oh! Mwah.
Oh, this looks beautiful. Isn't this so much fun?
Is this glamorous? Yeah.
Kevin has got three tables
For us to make the final choices.
And I hope at least one of them will be what we want.
Oh, this is so sweet.
This is a king arthur table-very english.
Look at this-pewter goblets.
Look at that. Can you believe this?
Oh, I see. No, I’m not feeling the pewter.
Oh, you're not into it. It's so english, though.
Yeah, but that's why we moved here
To get away...
But I love that sexy pink in the middle.
Can't we just have the head table like this?
Absolutely.
I love that round there like that.
It's your day, your wedding.
I love the hanging over the family table,
Like the main table. I do too.
And there I have been doubting you.
I know. This is fabulous.
Kevin has been a little frustrating to me
And his attitude.
But I know him to be the best.
So I rest assured that he will deliver.
How do you feel about this? Is it gorgeous?
No, I prefer that plate.
Oh, god, I know it's not my choice.
Is it my choice? It is not your choice.
It's a little bit your choice.
It's my choice? It's my choice.
Whose choice is it? Probably kevin's choice.
Okay.
We want something that's absolutely exquisite,
Crystally white and pink.
Pink's always been pandora's favorite color, as is mine.
Oh, I love that, though. Isn't that gorgeous?
How do you do that? Isn't that a gorgeous vase?
Oh, I love that. Bling-bling-bling.
Of course. You love that bling-bling look.
I prefer this. Isn't that gorgeous?
I look at these three tables, and I know if I take a bit
From here and a bit from here and put it all together
And then cut the budget in half, we'll have exactly what we want.
I love the pink napkins and the pink tablecloth.
You do? I love that.
Versus white? Maybe.
White is more crispier, though.
But this is so warm and sexy.
That's why I brought gold settings just for that.
I’m not a gold person. You're not?
Could we try the pink napkin on the white?
Of course. Let's do that.
'Cause I want it warmer. I like that.
That's it. Yeah, that's what I want.
Great!
It's the best thing I’ve ever seen.
Wonderful. I wanna get married again.
Pandora's going to have the wedding, I think, that...
I would've loved.
But weren't you gonna do flowers on the ceiling or something?
Of course. How do you do that?
Just leave it up to me, darling.
This is a million-dollar wedding.
I can do anything for you.
You've gotta stop saying that. [laughing] not.
I’m gonna make it real.
You're gonna get a million-dollar foot up your ass.
Oh, my gosh.
Go ahead and have a seat. Thank you.
Of course.
And dr. Nassif will be right in to see you.
Thank you so much.
What is this?
Oh, that's so he can see better.
Is it a light or a ca-it's a light.
Oh, I thought I could look through something.
Hello, hello!
She's playing with your little
Buttercup. Hey!
How are you? How are you?
You wanna wear that? I was playing with it.
I thought it was a camera.
How are you doing? Are you hold on.
Are you doing "amazing," as Mauricio would say?
I’m doing amazingly good.
It's been six weeks since estella had her surgery,
And she already looks fantastic.
Today is her final checkup with Paul.
So how do I look, dr. Paul? Well, let me examine you.
First of all, how do you feel?
First of all, the front
Your face looks very, very natural from the front.
Yes.
That's, like, the most important thing.
I love that my expression did not change.
Can you turn your head that way?
I still don't feel a little bit on the side,
But I guess you explained to me that's natural.
Who cares? You look good. [laughing]
Three to four months. Three to four months, okay.
Turn your head that way.
The incisions are... Amazing.
Good. Can you turn this way?
Just a little bit there.
She need a little filler there?
No, this is-on this side.
On this side. That bothers me.
You could get some filler in here, if you want.
A little filler there to fill that little
I think if somebody wants to have plastic surgery,
That's their personal choice.
Personally, I wish that everybody would drop the botox,
Drop the fillers, and just... Let's all fight fair.
This is what we got.
Okay, don't look. Kyle, you're not watching.
I’m not looking, no.
Almost done.
This is an opportunity for you to overcome needle phobia.
I don't-no.
I’m good, thanks.
I have a little extra in here.
You want me to use it on you, Kyle?
No!
I’ll never say never with plastic surgery.
You should try it one time.
Like, right now while you're talking to me,
You have a few little creases.
Then as you get older, the more and more it keeps doing it,
It'll start getting deeper and imprint in the skin more. Then as you get older, the more and more it keeps doing it,
It'll start getting deeper and imprint in the skin more.
So, if you were gonna do it, now would be the time to do it.
I’d rather just take care of my skin really well
And hope that I don't have to do that.
But if it's like hanging down to the ground,
I’m not gonna walk around like a idiot.
Do it to Kyle. I’ll hold your hand.
Listen to this-botox pusher.
Kyle...
Hello, pretty lady! Hey!
How are you? Good to see you.
You look gorgeous. You do, too, as always.
Oh, my gosh. How are you?
Busy. Yeah?
Yeah, you know, same story.
That's good. I know.
Busy! I can't wait to get this boot off.
I got those shoes you sent over.
Did you like the shoes? Yeah.
Maybe it'll be the first pair you wear
When you get your boot off. For sure.
They're amazing, by the way. Thank you so much.
Hi, ladies. How you doing this evening?
Hi. How are you? Doing good.
Do you wanna order any-any food?
I think we're gonna try the grilled pizza.
But can you cut it up? Like bite size?
Yeah. Like bite size.
Ladylike-size pieces. Yes, yes.
Do you want anything else? I think that's good.
I think that's good. Okay, great.
Thanks. You're welcome.
I was thinking
Because you had, you know, the barbecue...
Yeah.
Kyle invited me to the seance, which was really sweet.
I feel like it's my turn
To kind of host something for you ladies.
It think it's a great idea. What do you have in mind?
I was think I just moved a couple months ago,
So my house is a disaster.
But my friend has this amazing house...
Uh-huh. In malibu.
It's right on the water. Oh, beautiful.
Yeah. I was think maybe do,
Like, a little wine tasting there,
And I was thinking maybe, like, belly dancer.
A belly dancer would be fun, actually.
One of my girlfriends does it. Great workout.
And it'll be fun.
And that's something different.
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
So do you have somebody, um-a caterer?
I do. My girlfriend's a caterer.
And she's always done my dinner parties.
And she'll do it for me in a second.
Are you inviting Taylor and Camille?
Yes. Oh.
Camille and Taylor
You know, after the tea,
There's probably a little friction.
They seemed okay at your fashion show,
Which was amazing, by the way. And they got along well there.
Yeah, they were fine. They were fine.
－Hi- I didn't know you were in there.
Anyway, we're gonna talk later. Yes.
Not tonight. Okay.
Taylor and Camille together...
Is going to be a interesting night.
It's gonna be fun! Yeah.
I’m looking forward to it. Don't be late.
I won't. [both laugh]
This is really garlicky.
Thank god I’m not making out with anyone tonight.
Are you?
Thank god it's only my husband.
Coming up...
Hi, ladies.
It's a wedge-but-no-bra party.
Justin!
You know how to make margaritas?
Yeah. Can you help?
This is not looking good at all.
I forgot to get so much stuff.
I’m so overwhelmed.
Who's coming tonight? Faye is coming chris,
Robert, and arturo,
All the mexicans, because it's...
Nice. Cinco de mayo.
It's the mexican crowd tonight.
Mauricio is really proud of being mexican.
So we always have to have our friends over on cinco de mayo.
This looks really bad.
That's so good.
Maybe if I spread it around.
Are those cheetos?
They're carrots. I can't see.
These are carrots, carrots. I’m blind.
No bien.
How do I open this so that I can open it?
Turn it around.
Yeah, why don't we turn 'em all around?
Honey?
What's up? I mean
What are you wearing?
You don't like it?
Well...
They're my dolce & gabbana pants.
No. Not really.
I don't like the black shoes with that and that.
Honey.
You have to change. It looks scary.
Usually Mauricio puts together the clothes
That I have purchased pretty well.
But apparently I’m gonna have to start laying out his clothes
Like I do Portia's.
I don't think we can fit three people up here.
We might have to switch back to two.
Justin, can you get me an extra chair?
Does this look better like that or like that?
Isn't that gorgeous? Gorgeous.
I love that. I have no idea what I’m doing.
Justin, where do we have the votive candles?
How's my shoes? Brown and brown? That's good!
That's a good look. So it was just a brown thing.
It was a shoe thing. It was
So this is the same pants? Yeah.
Well, that's much better, honey.
Ah, see? You pulled it together.
Hello. Hi! How are you?
Tonight is also the first night
My mother-in-law, estella, the family is seeing
Since she's had her face-lift.
Are you so excited?
Do you see how pretty? Portia...
Portia! Look at your grandma.
Look how pretty she looks. Look at me now!
She's back. Back.
The day it happened, she got such a reaction...
Yes. Because of me.
Are you okay?
All right, thumbs up, man.
I don't know what's freaking me out.
What if it's on the camera? No, I don't even know.
I don't know why I’m reacting like this.
I really don't.
What I like is that I look at myself...
And I don't notice a difference.
It's not like you look like a different person.
That's a very, very important sign.
So what's everything that you did do?
It was almost nine hours. Nine hours of surgery?
Oh, eight and a half. Oh, my god.
Yeah. Worth every minute, right?
Yeah. Worth every minute.
Listen to faye.
Worth every minute?
You know what? I agree with you!
Absolutely. All right.
Whatever it takes.
Only in Beverly Hills
Can your mother-in-law look younger than you.
Adrienne's husband did her face
Paul nassif.
My mom used to laugh that none of her friends
Could move their neck.
So they'd be at a dinner party, they'd be like this.
"hello, how are you?
"so what's going on with you guys?
Wait, what was that? What did you say?"
Estella, can you turn your head left to right?
Left or right? Yeah.
Look, the whole body goes. Ha ha ha ha!
You are now officially a Beverly Hills woman.
You guys, I just wanna say happy cinco de mayo.
The best to everybody. It's so much fun.
Thank you all for coming.
Salud! Cheers!
Salud!
Let's go next door and have a quick look.
Let's see what's going on.
Sur is going according to plan, but I’m under a lot of pressure
To bring this in for the opening in a few weeks.
Hey! Hey.
Hello! You're supposed to be working.
Hi, wayne. I am working.
You having a little snooze over there?
Of course.
Okay, so this is just the temporary outline
Of where the bar is.
Is that exactly right according to the plans?
Roughly. I mean, it's huge, this bar.
I mean, it's really gonna dominate.
But it's great. I love it.
I’m very clear about the image that I want for sur.
It's going to be eclectic.
I’m going to have leather couches.
I’m going to have linen lamps.
I’ve done all of our 26 restaurants, bars, clubs,
All of our houses that we've lived in.
And so, pretty much, I go with my vision in mind.
I think now, with these old doors,
It gives us the option,
If we wanna use that room, once we knock through.
These were fun. I think they're 200 years old.
But they're great, because I love the fact
That you can open the shutters, keep the door closed,
See what's going on.
It does work really well.
I’ve wanted to use these doors for a long time now.
Yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful.
Ken would like to be retired totally,
And, you know, he thinks I’m always working too hard.
But, you know, we got bills to pay.
We've got a wedding to plan.
Like, get to work, lazy ass. [laughs]
You know what? I don't know what you've done there.
I’m looking at that. I’m serious.
I don't know what you've done there.
I don't wanna look down there, and you put the door...
To the bathroom.
But you can't put the door there.
The door's gotta go on the other side,
Otherwise it doesn't make sense.
Okay, so I’m gonna look down here,
Walk into this restaurant, and see
"wow! This looks great." then straight into a bathroom.
The only place you can put the door because of the sink
I mean
I’m sorry, wayne, do I wanna walk past here
And see somebody sitting on the toilet?
No.
You gotta come in the other side.
That's ridiculous. She's absolutely right.
It's four weeks till we open this restaurant.
And it's like four months of work to do.
It's just you open something, it's pandora's box,
And you need to do something else.
That doesn't work. It doesn't work at all.
We can fix anything.
Okay, we will, but we haven't got time to go backwards.
Absolutely not.
And I can't be here all the time, so we really gotta
And as I say, that doesn't work.
If it helps any, you look fabulous today.
How I look... Is not gonna help things.
Let's just get on with it, huh?
I need a contractor, not a bloody ass-kisser.
What the [bleep] have you done here?
"you look fabulous today."
Great. Okay, that's really gonna help.
Yo, Adrienne! Yeah.
-Another pair of my shoes came in.-What are these?
Look.
Oh. Look, look, look, look.
Aren't those beautiful? Oh, let me see those.
These are nice. Aren't they beautiful?
First of all, how can you walk with this thing?
Very easily. What are you doing?
I’m looking for a pair of my wedges to wear tonight.
I’m going to Brandi's.
Girls' party? Yeah.
I feel that it's lovely that Brandi wants to reach out
And have a nice time.
So what time you going? I’ll take the kids out tonight.
Or maybe you could take the dog for a walk.
Jackpot-that dog doesn't walk.
If I walk with him, then he gets too tired, I think.
Then I gotta carry him the whole way.
Of course. That's okay.
He's becoming more like...
Giggy or something. He doesn't wanna walk.
Oh, you-my blanket's all clean.
This is not an easy one to fold.
Brandi mentioned inviting my sister Kim
To a party in malibu.
I really don't think it's a good idea.
You're a pig! You're a slut pig.
Do I wanna come?
Seriously? You don't exist.
Why would I go to your party?
A party in malibu.
It's pretty out, huh, guys?
Isn't it gorgeous?
Great. Thank you!
How you doing? Good to see you, terry.
So you looking forward to tonight?
You know what? I am.
I’m looking forward to spending some time with Brandi.
Oh, yeah, she's really sweet.
She seems really cool. I like her.
You know, she and I have been through...
A very similar situation.
But I’m a little apprehensive
About running into Taylor and Lisa.
I was really upset at Taylor for dragging me in,
But yet I feel bad for what she's going through too.
I just feel bad about everything.
I’m sorry if I hurt her at all.
I hate drama.
And after what I’ve gone through in this past year,
I don't wanna be involved in it.
You know, you really want your friends to be behind you
And support you... Yes!
And be there for you. That's what your friends are.
And you've been there. Thank you.
And thank you. Thank you.
That's 'cause we love you, and we will be there.
Thank you.
I have terrible anxiety. I’m feeling really stressed out.
Camille has text me and said she's sorry.
But I am not ready to receive an apology,
To accept an apology,
Or to even think about seeing her at this point.
Coming up...
That puts my daughter in danger.
I understand.
Hi, john. How are you?
Oh, my god, sorry.
I had my daughter's open house at school.
Oh, my god, I love your hair like that!
I’m super jealous. You look so cute.
If you're gonna have backup,
It's always good to have Kyle there,
Because she's not gonna let anyone walk all over me.
Yeah, I mean, it's cute. We're gonna be a long drive.
I know we are, so I’m glad you brought the wine.
Oh, bottoms up!
I’m a little nervous about tonight.
♪ I’ve got your back ♪ ♪ I got your back ♪
I feel like we say that a lot these days.
Whose got your back?
I know, but why do we always need to have
Why do we always need to have each other's back?
I know why is life so dangerous in the b.h.
That we have to have each other's backs?
I’m telling you.
And I’m just-you know what?
I’m kind of grossed out.
I really wanna know the full story
About the abuse with Taylor and russell.
But I don't really know how to approach it
Since I see how angry Taylor is with Camille.
Do you know that feeling or not?
Yeah. No. Where somebody has, like...
Uh, yeah. Hurt you enough
That you're like... Yech.
I think that Taylor is worried that russell will hurt her
If he knows what Camille said.
I was disappointed that Taylor dragged me
Into an argument... Yeah.
That it wasn't my argument. No.
Honestly, I don't-I’m not ready to make up,
Because I’m hurt.
I’m super hurt. And normally you know me.
I’m like, "let's make it all better.
Put some icing on the cake. Make it look all pretty again."
But I don't feel that way.
I think I’ve text Taylor five times
And haven't heard back from her.
Nothing. What a bitch.
I’m sorry, that's just rude. Grow up.
Just-there's not excuse for that.
So how are you gonna handle the Camille situation?
You know, I normally go into these things, like
I just have to kind of feel it. Then I react.
And that doesn't only work out for me real well,
'Cause I end up saying things like
"I’m about to go oklahoma on your ass."
No drama tonight. Promise me.
No. No drama.
If you see anything going down,
Grab my hand, yank me out of the room.
No drama, mama. Well, I'm not gonna let you have any drama.
That's for sure.
Doesn't mean liz and I can't have a little showdown.
Let's have a conversation about it. We're here! Yeah.
Oh! Or push. It's okay. Push.
Ooh, this place is great.
Hey, honey, I was just talking about you.
I was like "oh, my god." this one.
No! We were just talking-hi, I’m jen. Nice to meet you.
Nice to see you.
This is jason. Hi, jason, hi.
This is Camille.
This is-the local, right? In malibu?
This is us, yeah, right up the road.
Glass of chardonnay? Yes, please.
Now the fun just started. Hi.
You're amazing. Hi.
Hi. Hi, mama!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much for coming. Oh, my gosh.
This view is spectacular. Right? Amazing.
Glass of wine? We have a whole run on the reds
Merlots, cabernets, a meritage, or a chardonnay.
Chardonnay is fine. Thank you.
The setting is absolutely magnificent
The wine, the food.
Ooh, this looks awesome.
Where is this from?
Gina, my friend. Oh, nice.
She's a caterer, and she's amazing.
I have some amazing thai food too.
I didn't wanna put it out until you ladies are ready.
Amazing.
It was tastefully done.
Did you meet my friends, Adrienne?
I did. Jennifer and linda.
Yeah, yeah.
Linda has, like, a surprise for us later.
I’m just gonna teach you
Just show a couple of belly-dance moves.
You are? Oh, my god!
And everyone is a much better dancer
With a couple of glasses of wine.
Cheers! Absolutely.
Thank you so much for coming.
What do I do if Camille apologizes to me?
What do I say? Just be honest.
It's so much easier. You know what, Kyle?
Everybody wants me to speak my mind.
And now I’m confronting everyone.
Trust me, my husband's like "this just sucks.
It was much better when you were, like, a wallflower."
No, it's so much easier.
People may think you're a bitch sometimes if you're honest.
But you know what? It's worth it. Trust me.
I’ll stick with you, babe.
Whatever happens, we're gonna have fun.
It's open. Oh!
Hi! Hello!
I cannot believe I’m here before you.
Oh, my god!
You look beautiful. Thank you.
I just went to my daughter's open house.
We're all drunk, and you guys are coming to drink.
I didn't know you were gonna make it.
We thought that you had an open house.
I know, but I just came late.
Hi. I’m sorry.
I’m not feeling it emotionally with her.
And so it feels really awkward and fake.
Taylor, what are you drinking?
Give me your purse. I’m gonna put it in the other room.
I'll have what you're having. This is Jason. Hello.
That was nice.
She has an amazing, hot-super-hot husband who...
Adores her.
When he's with her, he's like this.
He's like all over her. It is so cute.
We've been together a long time.
How many years? 17.
That's award-winning in la. I know. Are you kidding me?
Awesome. That's beautiful.
It makes me a little jealous.
Thanks for the compliment,
But easy on the "hot husband" talk.
Cheers, cheers.
It's a wedge party. Seriously, that's what it is.
You know, some people have, like, toga parties.
We have wedge parties.
Well, wait till later.
We're gonna have belly dancing. I’m gonna be dancing tonight.
I know how to belly dance. The hair starts to whip.
I’m gonna be dancing tonight. I know how to belly dance.
Oh, my god.
Nothing's subtle around this group.
No. Nothing's subtle around here.
I wish I had that body,
But I don't think I would wear that.
I’m just a little more self-conscious about my...
Top area.
It's a wedge-but-no-bra party.
Nipples are in this season. So I’m sorry.
And no bra. Nipples are in this season.
Because of the carpet.
Hi, ladies.
I mean, what is this, showgirls?
Put on a bra.
Okay, kitty cats.
One of my best friends is gonna come out
And teach us a little belly dancing.
It's not super...
Slutty.
What is with the nipples showing the whole time?
Linda, linda! Come on out.
We're gonna put some little fun things on.
We are? Okay.
Excuse me! This is what I get?
We're not playing favorites here!
I need bells-jingles.
I have this too. I have this one.
What about-whose is this?
This? You want this one? Yes!
Yes, I want bells. Thank you.
Oh, that's cute. Where does that go?
On your ankle.
That's cute.
Okay, here we go. Okay.
Let's do a basic thing.
Put your-that little leg in front?
Just wanna do a little turn.
Now, let's everybody do a little shoulder.
Look at Kyle!
Dancing with the stars. That was awesome!
That's why she's married.
Do a little split.
You can't do that!
I think Kyle
She's probably used to having attention put on her.
So she just doesn't wanna give it up...
Ever...
Ever.
Let's make it happen.
Yeah, they're bothering me.
Watch Brandi's nipple.
What happened?
Kyle!
Well, they were on high beam anyway.
I think Brandi knows what she's doing.
I mean, it's arabic! Really?
You know, I don't really care what anyone has to say
About what I wear or what I don't wear.
My parents are hippies.
There's just-we were always naked.
Figure eight-yeah, like, shape the eight.
My plan to avoid Camille is not working out at this point.
I thought the party was gonna be a lot bigger.
I thought the house was gonna be a lot bigger.
And we're like bumping into each other,
With eye contact all over the place.
I feel no better about myself after this.
Where'd Taylor go?
I gotta go do a Taylor check.
Wait, look at this. Hold on.
Tay-tay!
Okay, okay.
Are you good? I’ll come back in.
I’m not.
Tonight's been far more difficult than I imagined.
I do not think that people understand the gravity
Of the situation that I’m dealing with.
Are you okay? I’m fine.
I’ll have one more glass of chardonnay...
Since this group drives me to drink.
I swear to god. It does me too.
I swear to god. I’m hurt.
In my life, there are people I trust,
And there are people I don't trust.
The people I trust, I don't want to be betrayed.
I’m sorry. I just think that's bull[bleep].
I agree.
Because we love you, and we're [bleep] sick of this [bleep].
It's not worth it. It's not worth it.
It's not fair. I just wanna say
Taylor made a snide comment.
I just thought, "okay, you know, I’m just trying to reach out
"and extend the olive branch.
And she's just not ready to take it."
Bull[bleep]. We shouldn't even have this.
Be honest with your feelings.
If you're upset with someone, you say it.
Yeah, you just have a discussion.
Because you know what? It's over then...
One way or the other.
So we should have her back. No.
Stop. Come on. I love you, and I love her.
I don't understand this. Keep me away from this.
I can't do this. Come on.
She didn't wanna get put in the middle between you guys.
It was about her comment that she could have skirted.
But she brought up the other stuff,
Which was not okay with me.
Because we don't say that he broke your jaw
Or that he beat you up and he hit you.
We don't say that, but now we said it.
That puts my daughter in danger.
I understand.
And I can't get passed that.
I have defended her... With kelsey and her divorce
And her child-custody issues.
I have defended her to the hilt.
Whatever she said, I’ve always said, "yes."
Okay. All right. She's defended you too, okay?
But not this time.
She was the catalyst to a lot that will haunt me,
That could have hurt me,
That can still hurt me very badly.
If the things that Taylor is saying
About her marriage are true,
Now she's blaming me for putting her in danger?
The only person that's putting her and her daughter in danger
Is herself.
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You have no idea what she's done to me!
You have no idea what she has
No, you don't!
Hey, darling.
Hi, baby. Hi.
Want a glass of this? Love it.
Tom, can I get another glass, at leisure?
Have this one. Perfect.
So I was supposed to be at, um, Brandi's tonight.
Yeah, I thought you were going there tonight.
Kyle said they were having blow job classes.
Blow job classes?
I’m telling you. Well, maybe I should've gone.
So they could practice on you? Thank you, no.
No, no.
So that was the tone of the evening.
So I decided to pass. Can't imagine that.
Having a blow job instructor. I’ve never heard that.
Well, I’ve never heard of it.
I’ve never needed it either, baby.
Okay, let's go and eat dinner. Okay.
So I can get you home early,
And you can prove to me why you don't need classes.
It's not your birthday, is it? Come on, let's go.
It could be my birthday. Some things never change.
She was the catalyst to a lot that will haunt me,
That could have hurt me,
That can still hurt me very badly.
She was hysterical.
When I spoke to her on the phone,
I couldn't even hear what she was saying.
I’m still hysterical. Okay, well, so is she.
Don't do this. All right, then have her...
Apologize to me,
'Cause if she fights with me, I’ll walk out right now.
She's not gonna fight with you.
She doesn't wanna fight with you.
She's been [bleep] calling me for days.
She wants to apologize.
She wants you guys to work it out.
She's not cool.
She got backed up against a wall, Taylor.
You've been backed up against a wall too.
She did not.
Outside.
Taylor!
That's not the way to conduct a discussion.
No, I’m saying, "outside." no, but ask nicely, though. That's not the way to conduct a discussion.
No, I’m saying, "outside." no, but ask nicely, though.
Don't bring your friends. No!
No, you're not in charge of her.
I’m not in charge with her. I know I’m not in charge of her.
Okay, if she wants to speak to me,
She can ask me to speak to me. I realize that.
Camille, would you like to speak to me?
But why don't you guys just have a conversation?
You said, "outside." what's going on? Go ahead.
No, if you would like to speak to me,
You can do it on your own terms. No, if you would like to speak to me,
You can do it on your own terms.
You don't need your friends to speak for you.
She doesn't need me. I didn't ask them.
She didn't ask me. Okay, then...
Then when you're ready-no, no, no.
When you're ready to talk to me
Stop! What? When you're ready to talk to me
Stop! What?
Chill out.
No, you don't need to go there either.
You need to have a conversation with her.
stop!
stop! This is ridiculous.
stop!
stop. Stop and stop. Stop!
With the amount of wine that has been served,
Things are getting out of control,
And it's not helping.
Stop. Go ahead.
Just don't say, "you, outside."
Don't say that. Don't say, "you, outside."
No matter what we say to Taylor,
She was kind of just-already had made up her mind,
And I saw her slowly going off the deep end.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
No, no, no, no.
Come here! No!
Yes! Go, go! Taylor! Taylor! Come here! No!
Yes! Go, go! Taylor! Taylor!
You have to talk to her.
I know this could easily be cleared up
Had they had the opportunity to talk
Away from everybody else.
Just don't fall over the edge.
I don't feel like somebody dying.
No! Taylor! That's not funny.
Oh, my god. That's not funny.
Talk to her.
Taylor, listen to me. I care about you.
Babe, babe, babe. Okay, okay, all right.
I care about both of you.
Get away from the wall. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor.
You're not standing near the wall
Where we could fall in the ocean, for god sakes.
I hate drama.
Look at this big, wide ocean.
This ocean's gonna be here long after we're all gone.
I’m not angry. I’m not angry.
And everybody's trying to calm Taylor down,
And it seems like it just irritated her more.
Life is so short.
Let's don't sweat the small stuff.
That's what I’m trying to say.
I was trying to say. That's what
Everybody makes mistakes. Please stop. Stop, stop, stop.
You don't need to. She's got it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Come here. Come on, you guys.
Honey. Really, life is short.
I wanna talk to her alone!
I just don't want all these people around us. I wanna talk to her alone!
I just don't want all these people around us.
You want us to leave? Let's leave you alone.
Go talk to her alone! I’m [bleep] sick of it.
I watched my friend for a year and half,
Going through so much [bleep].
Be her friend. You be each other's friends.
I have been her friend! I have never hurt her!
I have never hurt her!
You don't even take her phone calls? I have never hurt her!
You don't even take her phone calls?
It's [bleep] up! I’m sorry!
She has hurt me so much.
You have no idea what she's done to me!
You have no idea what she has
No, you don't! No, you don't!
I do know. No, you don't!
I do know. Yes, I do know, Taylor.
Because i-no, you don't!
You don't have any idea what she's done to me!
No, you don't!
She has no idea what I’ve been through!
You have no idea! Stop, stop, stop, stop!
And neither do you because
Okay, no, don't cover her mouth, though.
Don't cover her mouth.
Taylor I didn't know what was gonna come out of her mouth.
I didn't want her to say something that she might regret.
Don't-it's not fair!
All of us have problems-all of us!
I know! But I don't need Camille's friends...
I know. Okay. Combating me!
Then talk to Camille. It's not fair!
Then talk to Camille.
It's not a combat unless you engage.
I will talk to Camille, but get her over here,
Because it's not fair!
I don't know what they were fighting about,
But if she wasn't there, this wouldn't be happening.
And I just wanted it to be done.
Taylor, I’m gonna ask you to leave my house.
You should go. You should go.
And [bleep] you, Brandi!
[bleep] you! Excuse me.
No, you cannot start a fight in this house.
Don't you ever touch me like that again, okay?
Really? You'll be sorry, okay?
She went like this. And she went like
Like, she-Kyle touched me first.
Get the [bleep] out!
We're leaving. We're leaving.
At this point, there's no talking to Taylor.
My concern is just getting her home and getting her safe.
Taylor...
Stop, honey. But she's not out here.
Not now. We have to get Taylor's stuff.
I'm going to get Taylor's stuff. Cause she's gonna really-look at me.
Seriously. Now it's about more than that.
You guys are all embarrassing yourselves
By being out of control.
We are an evolved species.
Honey, where's your bag?
I have my bag. We need to find your wrap.
We need to find your wrap. I don't need my wrap.
It's just bull[bleep].
And she's gonna put all this [bleep] on you.
And she's out there being the victim, and it's bull[bleep].
You been through enough hell.
I sat in your bathroom today. I heard what you said.
I know.
I am not gonna let it happen to you this year.
I am not. I know, thank you.
I love you!
And you have to [bleep] know that I love you.
I know you love me, dede. I know you love me.
Let's go. Let's get out of here.
This is ridiculous. This is ridiculous.
Taylor.
Get in the car.
I’m done, finished.
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What's bothering you, honey?
Don't do this.
I don't know what happened.
Do you wanna leave?
Camille's tried to make things better with Taylor,
But at this point, there's not really much she can do.
It's really not about her.
I’m so over it, I have to tell you.
That's a really uncomfortable position to be in.
I’m so sorry this all happened. It's okay.
I felt bad for Brandi.
But at some point, I thought it was just better to leave.
Are you kidding me?
This was supposed to be my night
To show the women that I could have fun,
And there wouldn't have to be any drama.
And it's a disaster.
I just wanted to try to fit in.
Honey, you just be you.
Stop trying to fit in.
That was a nightmare.
Can I have a light?
I don't have a lighter. I don't smoke.
Can I please get a lighter? I need a cigarette.
I know, but hold on. Cover yourself up.
Cover yourself up.
You need to find-pull over.
Stop! Pull over! Shh. Relax.
Relax. I can't relax.
I’m so stressed out.
I know, but you have to try to relax.
You're gonna have a nervous breakdown.
I’m worried about Taylor's well-being.
I’m worried about her state of mind right now.
Yeah.
Oh, my god, Taylor,
That's, like, gonna light the whole car on fire.
No, it's not.
I have never seen her like this before.
I can't forgive Camille.
Listen to me.
You need to talk with Camille
When there's not a million people around.
I get so worn out.
What's bothering you, honey? Is it just this?
Don't do this. Don't do this.
I don't think that Taylor's breakdown
Had anything to do with what happened in malibu.
I really believe this is what's going on in her personal life,
And obviously it's a lot worse than we realize.
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Obviously there's other stuff bothering you.
This is not that.
This is so unimportant in the whole scheme of things.
It really is.
It's so ridiculous.
I think she's realizing now the severity of her situation.
This girl needs help.
I can't live my life like this, Kyle.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo! Hey, vegas!
Vegas, baby.
Good job!
Lisa choosing not to stay at the palms
Really spoke volumes.
Not something I chose to do with him
And I lose my kids.
I’ve let people walk all over me,
And I’m not letting it happen anymore.
To me, this looks like a cry for help.