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校對 布塔
時間軸 西·查 caroline 啾 沒有影子 紫夏
後期 漁夫
總監 布塔
黑 衣 人
全 球 追 緝
巴黎 2016年
天吶 我太討厭巴黎了 God, do I hate Paris.
別擔心 地球也許馬上就毀滅了 Not to worry. Probably won't be around much longer.
遊客止步 禁止入內
這一刻我已經等了很久了 I've been waiting a long time for this.
我想說的是... I guess what... What I'm trying to say is,
-莉莎 你願意嫁... -你們好 - Lisa, will you mar...? - Bonjour.
我們是鐵塔保安 We're with Tower security.
非常抱歉 We're terribly sorry,
但你們不應該來這裡 but you're not supposed to be here.
-抱歉 -抱歉 - Sorry. - Sorry.
那麼 她答應了嗎 So? She say yes?
-我還沒求婚 -他還沒求婚 - I haven't asked yet. - He hasn't asked yet.
那真是太遺憾了 不是嗎 Well, that's a terrible shame, isn't it?
因為你們看 那邊閃爍的燈 Because, you see, that blinking light back there
說明二號傳送門遭到入侵 means there's been a breach in Portal 2.
也就是說 幾分鐘後 Which means, in just a few minutes,
全宇宙最邪惡的生物 蜂獸 the most vile creatures in the entire universe, the Hive,
將把我們所有人從裡到外吃得一乾二淨 are gonna consume every last one of us from the inside out.
你們在說什麼 I don't understand.
你們只要盯著這裡看 All will be explained if you look right...
就懂了 here.
鐵塔因修繕而關閉 The Tower was closed for repairs.
下去的時候向她求婚 Ask her on the way down.
這邊請 This way, please.
謝謝 Thank you.
小心縫隙 Mind the gap.
好了 開始吧 Right. Shall we?
我們上 Let's do this.
遊客止步 禁止入內
你們好啊 Hey, guys.
你是誰 Who the hell are you?
到地面後再向她求婚一次 Ask her again down on the ground.
-你回來了 -嗯 - There you are. - Yeah.
好了 我們再試一次吧 All right. Let's try this again, shall we?
現在怎麼辦 So, what's the play here?
我們以前經歷過這種情況 We've been in this situation before.
我們從未對峙過蜂獸 We've never faced the Hive before.
他們也從未對峙過我們 They've never faced us.
記好了 Always remember,
宇宙總有辦法 The universe has a way of leading you
在恰當的時機 to where you're supposed to be
將你引向應該去的地方 at the moment you're supposed to be there.
是啊 有時候宇宙也會搞錯 Yeah, well, sometimes, the universe gets it wrong.
布魯克林
二十年前
你在這裡
時間簡史 從大爆炸到黑洞 史蒂芬·霍金著
讓我們動起來 "Let's have some action.
1984年電影《紫雨》
把屁股扭起來 I want some asses wiggling.
要有進步 I want some perfection."
去拿我的三號木桿 Get my three-wood.
-快點 -好 - Come on, let's go. - Okay, okay.
小心點 Careful.
天啊 Oh, my God!
-天啊 寶貝 -怎麼了 - Oh, my God. Baby. - What?
根本不是動物 That wasn't no animal, okay?
是...是... It was a... It was a...
我從沒見過這樣的東西 I ain't never seen nothing like that before.
像是一個生物 It was, like, a creature.
什麼 哈洛德 快報警 What? Harold, call the police.
-報什麼 -報警 快報警 - The who? - The police. Call the police!
這麼快 That was fast.
晚上好 我們是動物管理局的 Good evening, folks. We're from Animal Control.
你說看到了奇怪的東西 You said you saw something?
是的 但我們還沒打電話呢 Yeah. We haven't even called you yet.
我們有危險嗎 它有狂犬病嗎 Are we in any danger? Does it have like, rabies?
不像是普通的動物 That wasn't a regular animal.
-像是... -你見到的生物 - It was like... - The creature you saw was
是一隻來自仙女座II的無證塔倫特 an unlicensed Tarantian from Andromeda II.
非常稀有 非常危險 Very rare, very dangerous.
-不好意思 你說什麼 -一隻塔倫特 女士 - Sorry, what? - A Tarantian. Ma'am.
我知道 目前他看起來很可愛 No, I know. He looks cute now.
-塔倫特 -但是等到了青春期 - Tarantian? - But when they hit puberty,
他們就會變成真正的怪物 they turn into real monsters.
別害怕 沒事的 Don't be scared. It's okay.
告訴我 屋裡還有別人嗎 Tell me, is there anyone else in the house?
只有我們的女兒 她在睡覺 Just our daughter. She's sleeping.
一隻浣熊 沒錯 這就是你們的問題 A raccoon. Yeah, that's your problem, folks.
確保把垃圾桶的蓋子蓋緊了 So just go ahead and make sure those trash can lids are on nice and tight,
我們沒來過這裡 and we were never here.
也許我們應該去看看莫莉 Maybe we should go check on Molly.
你得離開這裡 We've gotta get you out of here.
快來 Come on.
沒事的 It's okay.
我是你的朋友 我叫莫莉 去吧 I'm your friend. I'm Molly. Go on.
莫莉 Molly.
Kabla nakshulin Kabla nakshulin.
莫莉 你在每個領域都得了優秀以上的成績 Well, Molly, you've scored excellent or above in every area.
申請表 聯調局新探員部
聯調局 紐約分部
身體素質 演繹推理 邏輯 Fitness, deductive reasoning, logic,
武器訓練 weapons training.
只有一個問題 Just one problem.
你沒勾選 You didn't check a box.
選擇想去的部門 For your preferred division.
每個人都得勾選 Everyone has to check a box.
我自己為沒有框的部門 Yeah, I made my own box
畫了一個框 for the division that has no box.
你懂的 這個部門的人都穿著黑套裝 You know, the division where they wear black suits
中情局 紐約辦事處
負責處理... and deal with the guys from...
上面來的傢伙 up there.
你是說會計部門嗎 You mean, Accounting?
不 我是說... No, like...
嗯 還是... Yeah, still...
會計部門 Accounting.
這樣應該就能解決 That should fix the glitch.
-記住 我們在乎 -沒問題了 - Remember, we care. - You're good to go.
記住 我們在乎 And just remember, we care.
找到標著高級擴展功能的圖標 Look for the icon marked advanced extensions.
-好的 -點擊它 - Okay. - Click on it.
哪個圖標 哪個 太多了... Which icon? Which one? There's a bunch...
-從左數第十三個圖標 -誰的左邊 - Thirteenth icon from the left. - Whose left?
-你的左邊 -抱歉 - Your left. - Oh, sorry.
-我找到了 -好 找到了嗎 - I got it now. - Okay, got it?
嗯 找到了 Yeah, I got it.
正在追蹤新的異常物體 命名為2019-AMRJ
你還在嗎 Are you still there?
-在嗎 幫幫我 怎麼回事 -沒事 沒什麼 - Hello? Help. What's going on? - Oh, no. Nothing.
我這邊運行一個小小的診斷程序 Let me just run a little diagnostic on my end,
然後再回復你 不不不 用不了多久 and I will be right back to you. No, no, no, it won't take long.
很快的 好的 Not long at all. Okay.
怎麼搞的 What the f...?
-令人費解 -這是 - This is perplexing. - Is it?
異常物體 2019-AMRJ
這是 Is it?
外 星 人 嗎 A-l-i-e-n-s?
我不明白你為什麼非得 I don't know why you always insist
既小聲又拆開說 on whispering and spelling that.
終於決定要露面了吧 Finally decided to show up, huh?
天吶 Oh, my God.
我只需要搞清楚軌跡 就能打入內部了 All I have to do is figure out trajectory, and I am in.
啟動吉米追蹤程序
我回來了 好了 試試這個 I'm back. Okay, try this.
-拔掉電源 再插回去 -好的 - Unplug it, plug it back in. - Okay.
記住 我們在乎 And remember, we care.
我得走了 I have to go.
吉米要回來找孩子們了 Jimmy's coming back to get the kids.
對 Yes.
好了 來看看現在你在哪兒 Okay. Let's see where you are now.
國家宇航局
歡迎回來 阿米塔奇教授 Welcome back, Professor Armitage.
你這個狡猾的傢伙 You tricky one.
你應該不是流星吧 I don't think you're a meteor after all, are you?
不 我覺得你是未經許可的到來者 Nope, I think you are an unauthorized landing.
就是這個 This is it.
終於等到了 It's all happening.
世界新聞日報 外星人前任吉米說 "我會回來的 寶貝"
稍後見 吉米 See you soon, Jimmy.
就在這停 就在這停 Right here, right here.
就在這停 Right here.
請別停表 Please keep the meter running.
-我加錢給你 -什麼 - I'll pay you extra. - What?
危險 高壓電圍欄 五萬伏
對對對 拜託 吉米 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Jimmy.
你回地球幹什麼 What are you doing back on Earth?
這裡是...這裡是地球嗎 This is...? This is Earth?
我搞錯了 夥計們 拜託 My bad, guys. Come on.
回總部和O說去吧 Tell it to O back at HQ.
我只是想見我的孩子們 I just want to see my kids.
把這艘飛船弄走 Get this ship out of here.
我把這位贊波利安朋友帶回去 I'll escort our Zamporian friend back.
-別跟丟了 -什麼 - Don't lose them. - What?
-我這就追 -快追 - I'm on it. On it. - Go, go, go. Go.
他們把那個贊波利安人帶回來了嗎 Did they bring in that Zamporian yet?
比你早到了幾分鐘 Came in a couple of minutes ahead of you.
那傢伙想藉著英仙座流星雨的掩護溜進來 The guy tried to sneak in behind a Perseid meteor shower.
太業餘了 我說得對吧 Amateur hour. Am I right?
千真萬確 Right as rain.
不打幌子 Rain don't lie.
老天 還說什麼業餘 Sheesh, talk about amateur hour.
你不上報嗎 You gonna call this in, or what?
黑色警報 Code Black.
未經許可的訪客 Unauthorized visitor.
封鎖協議倒計時 Lockdown protocol engaged
三 二 一 in three, two, one.
好了 她為誰工作 All right, who's she working for?
她聲稱是獨自工作 She claims to be working alone.
一個平民碰巧大搖大擺地 A random civilian simply waltzes in
從大街上走進來了 我才不信 off the high street. I don't think so.
聯邦調查局 華盛頓外勤辦事處 培訓探員申請表 莫莉·萊特
消除她的記憶 Neuralyze her.
不不不 不要 No, no, no. Don't.
我知道這東西是幹什麼的 拜託 I know what that thing is. Please.
等一下 Hang on. Hang on.
她有過經歷 She had an experience.
它消除了我父母的記憶 卻沒有消除我的 It erased my parents' memories, but it didn't take mine.
所以從小到大 所有人都說我瘋了 So my whole life, everyone's called me crazy.
他們說我需要治療 They said that I needed therapy,
好吧 我承認我確實需要 which, okay, admittedly, I did,
但不是因為這個 but not for this.
她真的黑進了哈勃望遠鏡 Did she really hack into the Hubble Telescope
來觀測仙女座II 而我們卻沒逮到她嗎 to look at Andromeda II, and we didn't catch her?
如果是以前 我們還會聘用她 In the old days, we'd have hired her.
我花了差不多二十年時間找到你們 It took me 20 years to find you, plus or minus.
有幾個人能這麼說 How many people can say that?
我找到你們了 I found you.
你找到我們了 你證明了自己沒瘋 So you found us. You proved you're not crazy.
給你頒一枚正常人徽章 然後呢 You win the I'm Not Crazy badge. Now what?
-我想加入 -我們不招聘 只招募 - I want in. - We don't hire. We recruit.
那我想讓你們招募我 Then I'd like to be recruited.
這樣可不夠 I'm going to need more.
不過你能給我一個說得過去的理由嗎 But would you mind giving me one good reason?
因為我很聰明 Because I'm smart.
很有動力 I'm motivated.
我穿黑色很好看 我... I look good in black. I'm...
很無趣 Boring me.
因為我完全沒有個人生活 Because I have absolutely no life whatsoever.
我一無所有 沒有狗 沒有貓 I have nothing. I have no dog, no cat,
淡定不下來 definitely no chill.
沒有任何值得留戀的事物 I have nothing that I couldn't happily walk away from,
所以我非常適合這份工作 which makes me perfect for this job.
你真是太可悲了 Well, you're certainly suitably tragic.
沒有愛 沒有人際關係 No love? No relationships?
那些只會分散你對重要的事的注意力 They just distract you from what's important.
是嗎 那什麼是重要的事 Really? And what's important?
宇宙的真諦 The truth of the universe.
我想知道一切 I wanna know everything.
我想知道宇宙的運作方式 I wanna know how it all works.
你真的認為黑色套裝 You really think a black suit
能解決你所有的問題嗎 is going to solve all your problems?
不是 但你穿起來就非常好看 No, but it looks damn good on you.
這倒是真的 That's true.
訓練第一周
探員 莫莉·萊特
武器
外星語
審訊技巧
錄用
從現在起 From this moment,
你要遵從我們給你安排的身份 you will conform to the identity we give you.
你只能穿著黑衣人特勤隊的服裝 You will dress only in MIB Special Services attire.
你已經接受了黑衣人認可的技術 You have been trained in the use of MIB-sanctioned technology,
車輛及武器的培訓 vehicles and weaponry.
任何情況下 都不可以引人注目 You will not stand out in any way.
體制中再也沒有你這個人 You are no longer part of the system.
你根本不存在 You do not exist.
結賬 謝謝 Check, please.
我們凌駕於體制之上 We are above the system.
超越體制 我們就是體制 Over it, beyond it. We are them. We are they.
我們是黑衣人 We are the Men in Black.
黑衣"男人"嗎 The "Men" in Black?
不 別提這個 Don't. Don't start.
我跟他們談過 I've had the conversation.
他們似乎無法放棄這個名字 They didn't seem to be able to let it go.
這是個過程 依戀的問題吧 It's a process. Attachment issue, I think.
這是你的第一個任務 There's your first assignment.
好的 我什麼能拿到... Okay. When do I get my...?
那叫記憶消除器 It's called a neuralyzer.
不是隨便就能拿到的 要通過努力爭取 And you don't just get it, you earn it.
你只是作為試用探員被錄用了 You've been accepted for a probationary period.
好好表現 我們再考慮消除器的事 Impress me, and we'll see about the bzzz.
好吧 Okay.
分配 黑衣人倫敦分部
試用期
你喜歡追求真相 不是嗎 探員M You're a fan of the truth, aren't you, Agent M?
我喜歡 I like it.
倫敦分部好像有麻煩了 I think we may have a problem in London.
倫敦
這酒還真是順口 That is smooth.
繼續上 好嗎 Let's keep them coming, shall we?
再來一杯 Another round.
我只是想說我很喜歡這個地方 So can I just say how much I'm liking this place?
有條理 但又不會太古板 It's formal, but not too stuffy.
很傳統 但卻還是有范 Classic, but still kind of stylish.
很有《大開眼戒》的感覺 Makes it a very Eyes Wide Shut kind of vibe.
我說笑的 I'm kidding.
算是吧 Sort of.
或者說只是致命的高風險賭博的效果 Or is it mostly just the lethal high-stakes gambling?
非常感謝 Thank you very much.
你們看 王牌送上門 先生們 Would you look at that? Straight to the ace, gentlemen.
又是我 That's me again.
我們談談正事吧 Let's talk business, shall we?
我可以賣這東西 I can move this stuff.
我想大量進貨 應該找誰 Who do I speak with about getting a whole lot more of it?
因為我想加入 Because I'm in.
你不能加入 You're not.
我有一條非常嚴格的政策 You see, I have a very strict
"不得與黑衣人交易" "no Men in Black" policy.
天吶 Oh, God.
我不怪你 I don't blame you.
誰會想讓那些混蛋進來插一腳 Who'd want those assholes coming in here?
黑衣人 要我說他們是黑衣蠢貨 Men in Black. The Morons in Black, if you ask me.
一群傻逼 我沒說錯吧 What a bunch of dicks. Am I right?
一粒老鼠屎就能毀掉一鍋湯... All it takes is one bad apple to spoil any environment...
各位別動手 Stop it, guys.
我是黑衣人 你個切魯敗類 I am MIB, you Cerulian scum.
我要說 你這個小俱樂部爛透了 And FYI, your little club here sucks.
你要從實招來 You're gonna give me everything.
供應商 賣家 你的整個分銷網 Suppliers, sellers, your whole network.
你的好運耗盡了 Your luck run out.
你死定了 You're already dead.
這裡只有一個人有解藥 Only one person here has the antidote.
艾米麗 親愛的 Emily, sweetheart.
拜託 你要什麼我都給你 Please, I'll... I'll give you whatever you want.
拜託 什麼都行 Please. Anything you want.
什麼都行嗎 Anything I want?
開往倫敦的特快列車已到站 The express train to London has arrived.
我們將繼續開往巴黎 斯德哥爾摩 With continuing service to Paris, Stockholm,
米蘭 羅馬 馬德里 Milan, Rome, Madrid.
在更衣室逮到他 Caught him in the locker room.
我就知道那孩子對自己用了記憶消除器 I knew that kid was neuralyzing himself.
我跟他說 "用太多次會瞎的" I told him, "Do that too much, and you'll go blind."
對吧 Right?
誰要來點小吃 Who could go for a nosh?
我想來個熏牛肉三明治 I'd like a nice pastrami sandwich.
要加很多的融化的奶酪 With lots of melted cheese.
來自紐約的特快列車即將到站 Now arriving, express train from New York.
最後一次通知 飛往貓眼星雲的2112航班即將起飛 Last call for Flight 2112 to the Cat's Eye Nebula.
歡迎 探員M Welcome, Agent M.
請前往新探員說明會報到 Please report to New Agent Orientation.
踏上
處理中
準許進入 探員M Access granted, Agent M.
準許進入
每小時一班 12號登機口 ...every hour from Gate 12.
借過 女士 Excuse me, ma'am.
外星人監視系統
總是出乎預料 It's never who you think it is.
不 這個完全說得通 Oh, no. That one makes sense.
找到我們的人就是你 So you're the one who found us.
是的 Yes, I am.
我是T 老大T I'm T. High T.
你就是... Yeah. You're...
-我是這個馬戲團的老大 -嗯 - I run this little circus. - Yeah.
歡迎你 M Welcome, M.
很高興認識你 長官 It's nice to meet you, sir.
O告訴我新人值得期待 O told me to expect some great things.
-你不會失望的 -很好 - And great things shall you get. - Good.
往那邊走 Right through there.
你好啊 Hi, you.
等等 等等 別碰他 Wait, wait, wait! Don't touch him!
天吶 Oh, God.
我抓到他了 你們... I got him, I got him. You guys...
我抓到他了 我抓到他了 I got him. I got him.
光年之旅 始於腳下
老大T
馬拉喀什
跳閘了
去修一下
那就去付電費
修一下 修一下 Change it, change it.
好了 哥們 All right, buddy.
好了 試試這個 All right. Drink this.
小心點 弄壞了就要付錢買 Careful. You break it, you buy it.
你們留著吧 Keep it. Keep it.
送你們了 On me.
我們要見女王 We need to see the queen.
好的 Yes.
有訪客 You have visitors.
向女王稟報你們的來意 State your business with the queen.
我們要一個人死 We need someone to die.
仙女座II條約第6C條明確指出 As clearly stated in Section 6C of the Treaty of Andromeda II,
我們不殺加貝邊人 we do not kill Jababians
也不會參與謀殺行徑 nor participate in the murder thereof.
沒有商量餘地 This is nonnegotiable.
好吧 有一點商量餘地 Well, it's slightly negotiable.
早 Morning.
我想找一臺又舊又破的廢物機器 I'm in the market for a useless, old, broken-down machine.
你有嗎 What do you got?
你別想惹我生氣 H You're not gonna get a rise out of me, H.
有紅色跳格鍵的帝國打字機 It's the Imperial with the red tab.
別落後好嗎 Do try to keep up.
謝謝你 查理 Thank you, Charlie.
這是以前的傳送門站 That's the old portal depot.
第一次大型外星人移民的現場 Site of the First Great Alien Migration.
等等 埃菲爾是黑衣人探員嗎 Wait, so Eiffel was an MIB agent?
首批探員之一 One of the first.
他幫助了很多來地球 He helped so many intergalactic refugees
尋求庇護的星際難民 seeking protection here on Earth.
如果你仔細看 If you look closely,
就能看到我的祖父母也在照片中 you can see my grandma and my grandpa in that picture.
真美 So beautiful.
-給你 親愛的 -謝謝 - Here you are, dear. - Thank you.
那傢伙是怎麼回事 What's up with that guy?
內爾琳恩 Nerlene!
抱歉 Sorry.
他實在是太誘人了 He's just so yummy.
-他是誰 -H - Who is he? - H.
這棟樓裡最優秀的探員而已 Only the best agent in the building.
他曾經僅用他的智慧和七系原子槍 He saved the world once with nothing but his wits
就拯救了世界 and a Series-7 De-Atomizer.
他拯救過世界嗎 He saved the world?
從誰手上拯救的 From what?
蜂獸 The Hive.
夥計 幫我個忙 Hey, Guy, do me a favor.
-幫我處理來電 -樂意之至 - Handle my calls. - Oh, love to.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
去做點調查 To do some homework.
馬拉喀什發生了一起非常可怕的事件 An awful, terrible incident in Marrakesh.
北非辦事處正在調查 The North Africa office is investigating.
至於其它的事宜 And in other business,
H終於決定大駕光臨了呢 H has decided to grace us with his presence after all.
很抱歉 長官 Apologies, sir.
我昨天工作到很晚 大家早上好 I was working late. Morning, everyone.
我也是 其實是在收拾你的爛攤子 So was I. Actually cleaning up after your mess.
謝謝你了 Thank you for that.
你應該瞧瞧我今天早上收拾的爛攤子 You should've seen the mess I was cleaning up this morning.
這完全是未經批準的行動 長官 It was a totally unsanctioned op, sir,
需要兩支控制小隊和一整支記憶消除小組 requiring two containment units and a full neuralyzer squad.
我覺得不是 I doubt that, right?
我更想從宏觀的角度來看待這件事 I prefer to look at this from a macro point of view,
不要太糾結於細節 not get bogged in the details.
反正壞人死了 所以嘛 The bad guy's dead, so, you know.
請坐 最後一件事 Take a seat, please. One last item.
一位加貝邊王室成員 A member of the Jababian royal family
在前往半人馬座A星途中要作停留 has a layover on his way to Centaurus A.
醜八怪萬格斯 Vungus the Ugly.
繼承了頭銜 Inherited the title.
信不信由你 萬格斯其實是個美男子 Believe it or not, Vungus here is the looker in the crowd.
全息影像總會讓人重九斤 Holograms always add 10 pounds.
加貝邊社會不允許某些言行失儀 Jababian society doesn't allow for certain indiscretions.
簡而言之 他想玩得開心 In short, he wants to be shown a good time.
我們可以拒絕 但加貝邊人的採礦船 We could say no, but Jababian mining vessels
會把我們碾成銀河系的星塵 would grind us into galactic dust.
長官 這有點諷刺 想想我們過去 Some irony there, sir, if you think that we used to, uh,
是保護地球免受宇宙中的人渣侵擾 protect the Earth from the scum of the universe.
現在看起來我們是在保護人渣 Now it seems we're protecting the scum.
事實上 正是因為如此 這事很適合你 Actually, that's why it would be right up your street.
你的那杯茶 H Your cup of tea, H.
寓意：正合你的口味
我認識萬格斯 他其實不怎麼喝茶 Well, I know Vungus. He doesn't really drink tea.
他更愛伏特加 龍舌蘭 He prefers vodka, tequila,
免洗洗手液 有時候三種一起喝 hand sanitizer, sometimes all at once.
有一回我們在曼谷醒來 被銬在一匹馬上... There is one time, we woke up in Bangkok, handcuffed to a horse...
-H -安靜 - H? - Pipe down.
怎麼了 抱歉 真心抱歉 What? Sorry. Sincere apologies.
你來當他的保護人 You will be his chaperone.
實際上 他特別要求找你 In fact, he specifically asked for you.
好吧 沒問題 希望我們最後 Okay. Absolutely, hopefully we don't end up
不會再被銬在馬上 handcuffed to a horse again, heh.
拜託 Please.
午夜前我會送他回家 I'll have him home by midnight.
那就太好了 真是好孩子 Good boy. If you will.
"那就太好了 真是好孩子" "Good boy. If you will."
我想他說的是"好男兒" "Good man," I think he said.
要讓爸爸開心是嗎 Keep Daddy happy, yeah?
是啊 我們就是這麼鐵 Yeah. We're like this.
你把爸比照顧得真好 You look after Papi so well.
你是不是很嫉妒 You're so jealous, aren't you?
爸比漂亮的小男孩 Papi's little fancy boy.
你也想要個爸比 You wish you had a papi.
他們乘坐交通工具到達... They came in on transportation...
你好 Hello.
糟糕 Oops.
-抱歉 -你好 - Sorry. - Hi.
我是醒著的 沒事 Nope, I'm awake. It's all right.
只是在趕著做我的每日冥想 Just catching up on my daily meditation.
我一直想嘗試 I have been meaning to try that.
我有讀過 它能顯著地提高 I read that it dramatically improves
線粒體的能量產生 mitochondrial energy production.
是的 是的 絕對可以 Yep, yep. It... It absolutely does.
我的線粒體能量已經爆棚了 My mitochondrial energy's through the roof.
-我們見過嗎 -沒有 我是探員M - Have we met before? - No. Agent M.
我聽說你今晚要去見萬格斯 I heard you were on the Vungus meet tonight,
我想為你提供幫助 and I wanted to offer assistance.
我是個加貝邊迷妹 I'm a bit of a Jababian wonk.
語言 文化 政治 時尚 Language, culture, politics, fashion.
總之 我編寫了一份檔案供你閱讀 Anyways, I compiled a dossier for you to read.
檔案 我喜歡好檔案 A dossier. I love a good dossier.
問題是...你去打聽一下 The thing is... Ask around.
我是單干的 大家都知道 I work alone. Ask anyone around here.
你知道加貝邊人是能預測未知的讀心者嗎 Did you know that Jababians are claircognizant empaths,
也就是說他們可以讀你的大腦 which means they can basically read your mind?
還有你的牌 And your cards.
-不過他們會露出馬腳 -什麼馬腳 - Well, they do have a tell. - What's that?
他們胳膊內側的皮下斑點會改變顏色 Subdermal spots on the underside of their arms change color.
很高興知道這個 但是 Good to know. But,
謝謝你的提議 我不需要 thank you for your offer. I'm good.
好的 明白 Okay. Message understood.
我不打擾你... I will leave you to your...
冥想了 meditation.
謝謝 Thank you.
你知道你的馬腳是什麼嗎 Do you know what your tell is?
你冥想的時候會打呼嚕 You snore when you meditate.
其實轉念一想 也許我需要一個後援 Actually, on second thought, maybe I could use some backup.
我在想 這次行動我可以負責監控外圍 So I was thinking, for the op, I can take the perimeter,
-你負責接近萬格斯 -很好 - and you make the approach to Vungus. - Yes, good.
問題是 在這一家俱樂部裡 The thing is, with this particular club,
大家都想按自己的喜好來 everybody just wants to do their own thing.
外星人想看起來像人類 You know, the aliens wanna look like humans,
人類想看起來像外星人 humans wanna look like aliens,
所以我們可能需要放鬆一點 so we may need to loosen up a bit.
或許我們先把領帶解掉 Maybe we lose the tie first, yeah?
解開幾粒扣子 別看著那麼死板 Pop a couple of buttons and not look so stiff.
我們不想廣而告之自己的身份 We don't want to advertise our profession,
如果你明白我意思的話 if you know what I mean.
"快看 是黑衣人 外星人 趴下" "Look! It's the Men in Black. Aliens, get down!"
-不要那樣 -我明白 - Don't do that. - Yeah, I get it.
明白嗎 很好 非常好 我看起來怎麼樣 Yeah? Good. Great. Perfect. How about me? How do I look?
我覺得... I would just, uh...
-你介意我... -什麼 - Do you mind if I...? - What?
過來 Coming in.
關鍵在於拿捏介於俱樂部休閑風 Think as it's a fine line between club casual
和地球上最悲慘男人之間的感覺 and the saddest man on Earth.
謝謝 Thank you.
我們走吧 Shall we?
我以為我們已經到了 I thought that we were here.
是到了 We are.
特別來賓入口 Entrance for special guests.
踩油門吧 弗雷迪 Step on it, would you, Freddie?
沒問題 H You got it, H.
好吧 這可沒想到 Yeah, okay. Wasn't expecting that.
萬格斯大駕光臨 The Vungus among us!
H氫彈 H-Bomb!
萬哥 萬哥 V-go! V-go!
瞧瞧你 你瘦了 Look at you. You've lost weight.
你的頭髮怎麼了 What have you done to your hair?
你換了髮型 看起來好棒 You've changed it. Looks fantastic.
-我... -我差點沒認出來你 - I... - I barely recognize you.
抱歉 M 這是萬格斯 Sorry. M, this is Vungus.
萬格斯 這是M Vungus, M.
你好 M Hello, M.
很高興認識你 So nice to meet you.
我聽說了你的好多事 I've heard a lot about you.
當然了 我只挑好話說 Highly redacted, of course.
真會說話 他說... Such a charmer. He says...
他覺得你很辣 he thinks you're hot.
他覺得我很什麼 不好意思 He thinks I'm what? Sorry?
當然這只是大概的翻譯 It's a rough translation, of course.
可能用加貝邊語說更好 Probably works better on Ja... Jababia,
但你明白的 因為你的加貝邊語很流利 but you know that, since you speak fluent Jababian.
當然 我只是想找合適的詞來表達 Of course. I was just trying to find the words to articulate
你有多不可思議地光彩奪目 how incredibly eye-catching you yourself are.
他正是如此 Well, that he is.
M對加貝邊無所不知 M knows everything there's to know about Jababia.
我不會說自己"無所不知" Well, I wouldn't say "everything."
學無止境 There's always more to learn.
這是她的癖好 It's like a fetish.
你這話說得好像和性有關似的 Okay, that implies something sexual.
-絕對不是的 -不 就是的 - It's definitely not. - No, it is.
你總是 "加貝邊這個" It's always like, "Oh, Jababia this,
"加貝邊那個 加貝邊 加貝邊" Jababia that, Jababia, Jababia, Jababia!"
親愛的 Yeah, baby!
看吧 我就知道你們倆合得來 See, I knew the two of you would hit it off.
去跳舞吧 M很愛跳舞 Have a dance, okay? M loves to dance.
她跳舞很厲害 我去拿點酒 She's a wonderful dancer. I'll get some drinks.
你還是喜歡蔓越莓伏特加嗎 You're still a vodka cranberry guy?
你知道的 You know it.
好 好 Okay. Okay.
M 來吧 M, please.
來坐在萬格斯旁邊 Come, sit next to Vungus.
我保證我不會咬人的 I promise, I don't bite.
好吧 等我一小會兒 Okay, just give me one sec.
給我們四杯蔓越莓伏特加 Get us four vodka cranberries.
沒事的 我來買單 It's all right. I'll get this one.
用公司的卡結賬 Put it on the company card.
給你個小提示 什麼都用公款 Little tip, expense everything.
有個小問題 沒什麼大不了的 Quick question, no big deal.
你是要給我和萬格斯拉皮條嗎 Are you pimping me out to Vungus?
什麼 不 What? No.
你怎麼會有這種想法 What the hell would give you that... impression?
你好啊 Hello.
我不知道 因為那個吧 I don't know. That?
最好不要看那個 Better not look at that.
如果你想讓我當外星人誘餌 If you wanna use me as alien bait,
下次先讓我知道 好嗎 just let me know next time, okay?
我不想被欺騙 I don't like to be lied to.
是嗎 就像假裝是一個 Really? What, like pretending to be an expert
你並不擅長領域的專家嗎 in something you're not?
如果你還沒意識到 幹這行就是撒謊 In case you haven't noticed, we're in the lying business.
-是嗎 -加貝邊人很難搞 - Are we? - Jababians are prickly.
我們想讓他們開心 好嗎 We want them to be happy, okay?
這樣他們就不會把我們和地球一起毀滅 So they don't destroy our planet and everything on it.
這就是任務 And that is the mission.
-如果你不能接受... -我能接受任務 - If you're not down with... - I'm down with the mission,
但我不要和加貝邊人亂搞 but I'm not fornicating with the Jababian.
我沒有要你那麼做 That's not what I asked you to do.
你這次來待多久 兄弟 So how long you here for, buddy?
萬格斯明天回家 Vungus go home tomorrow.
明天 Tomorrow?
那我們最好盡情享受 對吧 We better make it a good one, huh?
我來是有話要說 H 我們得聊聊 I came to talk, H. We need to speak.
別聊了 來吧 我想看你跳舞 Talky, shmalky. Come on, I want to see you dance.
來吧 來吧 我知道這是你喜歡的節奏 Come on. Come on, I know, I know this is your jam.
快過來 M 過來 Get out here. M, come on.
不了 我就坐著吧 我喜歡坐著跳 Oh, no, I'm just gonna... I like to butt-dance.
有件事我得跟你談談 I need to talk to you about something.
如果你想談貝魯特那晚的話 If it's about that night in Beirut,
照片我已經刪了 我保證 I deleted the photos. Promise.
不是 不是貝魯特 No, not Beirut. Just...
-探員H -什麼事 - H? - Yeah?
十二點方向 Twelve o'clock.
你說的太對了 時間還早呢 You're damn right it is. Night is young.
聽我說 探員H Listen to me, H.
我是認真的 This is serious.
你是萬格斯唯一能信任的人 You're the only one that Vungus can trust.
我也信任你 Well, feeling's mutual.
-你怎麼了 -沒怎麼 - What happened to you? - Nothing.
你怎麼突然這麼嚴肅 Why are you so serious all of a sudden?
-放輕鬆 -H - Relax. - H.
你沒事吧 夥計 You all right, buddy?
怎麼了 你看起來不太好 What's wrong? You don't look so good.
-你沒事吧 -萬格斯感覺不舒服 - You okay? - Vungus not feel so good.
蔓越莓伏特加確實勁很大 Vodka cranberry sure pack a punch.
我們送他上車 離開這裡 Let's get his car and get him out of here.
-好的 -沒問題 - Yeah. - Yup. All right.
好了 送你回去睡覺 Okay. Get you off to bed.
我們送你上車 好了 Let's get you in here. All right.
好了 夥計 進去吧 There you are, buddy. In you go.
小心頭 好的 好了 Watch your head. Okay. All right.
好好睡一覺 明白嗎 Now, sleep it off, okay?
明早再跟你談 多喝水 I'll speak to you in the morning. Hydrate.
-我們是不是應該上報 -天吶 不行 - Shouldn't we call it in? - Oh, God, no.
填文件簡直是噩夢 The paperwork is a nightmare.
但萬格斯看起來不太好 But Vungus didn't look too good.
他之前看起來就不太好 但是... He didn't look too good before, but...
相信我 我見過他更糟的樣子 Trust me, I've seen him way worse.
有一次在伊斯坦布爾... This one time in Istanbul...
救救我 Help me.
-黑衣人 不許動 -趴在地上 - MIB. Freeze! - On the ground.
-手掌向下 -手舉起來 - Palms down. - Hands up.
-手舉起來 -手掌向下 - Hands up. - Palms down.
你想用哪個 我兩個都行 Which do you want to go with? I'm fine with either.
我只是覺得未來我們得 I just think in the future we're gonna have to
統一指令 你想用手掌向下嗎 come up with something consistent. You want palms down?
如果你不介意的話 If you don't mind.
-手掌向下 -手掌向下 - Palms down. - Palms down.
很好 Good.
搞什麼 What the...?
這可不妙 That is not good.
快跑 Run!
M M!
他們來了 They are coming!
油箱蓋 快 Petrol cap. Go.
我們需要更強的火力 側視鏡 We need more firepower. Side-view mirror.
你想讓我怎麼辦 拿這個砸他們嗎 What do you want me to do, throw it at them?
這我可沒見過 I haven't seen that before.
我覺得這個不管用 I don't think this is doing anything.
拜託 Come on.
排氣管 快 Exhaust pipe. Go!
來吧 Come on!
這還差不多 Now this is more like it.
沒錯 Right.
快點 Hurry!
去救萬格斯 我掩護你 Go to Vungus. I'll cover you.
H 來搭把手 H! A little help here!
不行 別叫H No. Not H.
他變了 He has changed.
我能感覺到 I could feel it.
我必須確認 I have to know...
能否信任你 if I can trust you.
這下我生氣了 Now I'm pissed off.
把這個藏起來 Hide this.
黑衣人內部不太對勁 Something is wrong in Men in Black.
什麼 萬格斯 這是什麼 What? Vungus, what is this?
只有這東西能保護你 It's the only thing that can protect you.
來吧 Come on!
你們時髦的舞步去哪了 Where's your fancy dance moves now?
搞什麼 What the...?
盯緊了 不安全 Keep your eyes on. It's not safe.
盯緊了 盯緊了 Eyes on! Eyes on!
兩個目標 Two targets!
他怎麼樣 How is he?
他死了 He's gone.
各位 退後一點 好嗎 Guys, back up a little bit, all right?
你超越了自我了 夥計 Outdone yourself here, mate.
-做得好 做得好 -謝謝 - Well done. Well done. - Thank you.
跟我說說 發生什麼了 Fill me in. What happened, huh?
很明顯 我們遇襲了 C We were attacked, clearly, C.
-好吧 -對方不知是什麼東西 - Right. - By I don't know what.
嫌犯 這是他們徒手造成的傷害 The suspects, they did this with their bare hands.
他們將固體變成液體 They turned solid into liquid,
-然後又變回去了 -什麼 - then back again. - What?
-她怎麼在這裡 -她... - Why's she here? - She...
-她要... -她要... - She is... - She is...
為你講解犯罪現場 walking you through the crime scene.
不 不行 她是試用探員 No, no. She is a probationary agent,
所以她不能出現在這裡 明白嗎 so she is not here at all, okay?
很明顯她現在就在這裡 I think you'll find that she clearly is here
因為我能看到她 because I can see her.
-支持你了 -謝謝 - Backing you up. - Thank you.
只是一種說法 不過好吧 A figure of speech, but fine.
你惹上大麻煩了 天吶 You are in so much trouble, oh, my God.
你只有一個任務 非常簡單的任務 You had one job. You had one very simple job:
帶這個蜥蜴混球出去喝幾杯 to take some lizard slimeball out for a few drinks.
-就這麼簡單 -不是"蜥蜴混球" - That was it. - Not a "lizard slimeball."
-他是我的朋友 -不對 - A friend of mine. - Oh, no.
抱歉 我說錯了 Yeah. Sorry about that.
他生前是個爬蟲混球 He was a reptilian slimeball,
現在因你而死 he is now dead because of you.
他死的時候誰跟他在一起 Who was with him when he died?
-我 -誰 - I was. - Who...?
好吧 他有沒有說什麼 Okay, good. And did he say anything
能夠解釋他被殺的理由的話 that might explain why he was killed?
什麼都行 快說 Anything at all? Come on.
沒有 什麼也沒說 No. Not a thing.
-我重新概括一下 -沒必要 - So just to recap... - No point.
加貝邊皇室的一名高階成員 A high-ranking member of the Jababian royal family
在你們的保護下死了 dies on your watch,
襲擊者你們識別不出來 murdered by assailants that you can't identify,
謀殺的原因你們也說不上來 for reasons that you cannot begin to fathom.
是這樣吧 Is that about right?
你一開口我就自動屏蔽了 不知道 I switched off the moment you started talking. I don't know.
你怎麼還不滾 Now why don't you bugger off.
好吧 夥計 謝謝 Okay, mate. Thank you.
-嗯 -這就滾 - Yeah. - I'll piss off,
-回辦事處 -你屬於那裡 - Back to the office. - Where you belong.
去跟老大T談談 To have a word with High T,
這次他可救不了你了 who will not save you this time.
我們會沒事的 好嗎 別擔心 We'll be fine. Okay? Don't worry.
這個...我們會沒事的 This is... We'll be fine.
好嗎 Yeah?
是的 是的 明白 Yes. Yes. Understood.
是的 的確 Yeah... Indeed.
是的 Yes.
是的 是的 Yes. Yes.
謝謝 Thank you.
打敗蜂獸 僅用他們的智慧和七系原子槍
我向你保證 我們會處理此事 Let me assure you, we will deal with this
採取最嚴格的處罰 in the strongest possible terms.
加貝邊人想要你們的腦袋 The Jababians want your heads.
字面意義 兩顆頭 用外交包裹郵寄 Quite literally. Both heads, sent by diplomatic pouch.
好吧 這個... Okay, um, ahem...
早上好 長官 Morning, sir.
我拿來了你要的法醫報告 I have the forensics report that you asked for.
謝謝 Thank you.
這就有問題了 Well, this is troubling.
問題大了 Very troubling.
這是我們的嫌犯 These are our suspects.
名叫幻影雙煞的物種 A species called Dyadnum.
來自天龍座的二元星系 From a binary star system in the constellation Draco.
天龍座 那是蜂獸的領地 Draco, that's Hive territory.
整個區域多年前就淪陷了 The entire sector fell years ago.
幻影雙煞的DNA The Dyads' DNA...
充斥著蜂獸的變異基因 are riddled with Hive mutations.
我們都知道 蜂獸不僅摧毀敵人 As we all know, the Hive doesn't just destroy their enemies,
還會將其吸收 they subsume them.
從內部徹底掌控 Take them over from within.
不管這兩人是誰 他們都成為蜂獸的一部分了 Whoever these two were, they're part of the Hive now.
是的 但只是殺一個加貝邊皇室 Yes, but why would the Hive send them all this way
蜂獸為什麼要如此大費周章 to kill a Jababian royal?
你比任何人都更瞭解萬格斯 You knew Vungus better than anyone.
他有沒有說過自己為什麼來這裡 Did he indicate why he was here?
他想從我們這裡得到什麼嗎 Did he want something from us?
沒有 他看起來挺正常挺開心的 No, he seemed pretty normal, happy.
長官 整件事就是個爛攤子 一團糟 Sir. This whole thing is a fiasco. It's a farrago.
這麼重大的失敗 And a failure of this magnitude
需要立即啟用 requires immediate involvement of...
第十三條 Article 13.
別犯渾了 誰會說"一團糟"這種詞 Don't be a dick. Who says "farrago"?
第十三條是什麼 What is Article 13?
立即停職 接著消除記憶 Immediate termination, followed by neuralyzation.
-等一下 -等等 - Wait a second. - Wait.
-不行 -你們這些人只會這樣處理問題嗎 - No. - Is that you people's answer to everything?
快收起來 Put that away!
-摘掉眼鏡 -長官 你不能這麼做 - Glasses off. - Sir, you can't.
給我一個不這麼做的理由 Give me one good reason why not.
因為這是... Because it's...
我們之前談過的 what we were talking about.
-因為... -因為... - Because... - Because...
如果你消除我們的記憶 就永遠無法得知真相 if you erase us, you will never know the truth.
-真相 -長官 他們顯然在拖延時間 - The truth. - Come on, sir, they're obviously stalling.
-你下令我就動手 -收起來 - Say the word. I'll do it. - Put it away.
M 繼續 解釋一下 M, go ahead. Explain yourself.
長官 Well, sir...
如果你認真想想 仔細想想 if you think about it, really think about it...
萬格斯 Vungus...
有幾個人知道他來了 how many people really knew that he was here?
只有這個房間裡的人 The people in this room.
大概還有十幾個高級探員 And perhaps a dozen high-level agents.
如果只有這些人知道萬格斯會去哪裡 If those were the only people that knew where Vungus would be,
並且我們假設萬格斯沒有 and we assume that Vungus didn't leak
把自己的位置洩露給殺手 his own location to the killers,
這是不是意味著洩密的人 doesn't that mean that it was someone...
在黑衣人內部 inside MIB?
有內奸 長官 就在我們之間 A mole, sir, inside these very walls.
長官 他們很顯然是現編的 Sir, they're abviously making this up as they go along.
胡說什麼 "有內奸" What are you talking about? "A mole"?
組織成立以來從未有過洩密事件 還說"有內奸" In the whole history of the company, there's never been a leak. "A mole."
這話像是內奸才會說的 That sounds like something a mole would say.
-別胡扯了 -內奸經典語錄 - Don't be absurd. - Classic mole talk.
聽起來像是內奸初級教學 Sounds like Mole 101.
夠了 Enough.
如果我們已經被滲透了 If we've been compromised,
那這個星球上的每位居民都處於危險之中 it puts every citizen on this planet,
人類和外星人都是 both human and alien, at risk.
-C -長官 - C. - Sir.
追蹤這兩個殺手 Track down these killers.
找到殺手 我們就能揪出內奸 Find the killers, we find the mole.
-好的 長官 -解散 - Will do, sir. - Dismissed.
M 看起來你的確像自己說的那樣聰明 M, it appears you're as sharp as advertised.
和C一起查這件案子 Work the case with C.
讓武器部門研發能夠 Get Weapons Department started on something
幹掉幻影雙煞的武器 that can neutralize these Dyads.
好的 長官 Yes, sir.
她的確很聰明 長官 Sharp indeed she is, sir.
我想你打算讓我監督這個案子 對嗎 I assume you'll want me overseeing the case? Sort of...
H 我再也不會為你打掩護了 I'm finished covering for you, H.
這個案子你需要我 長官 You need me on this case, sir.
我以前跟蜂獸打過交道 記得嗎 I've dealt with the Hive before. Remember?
僅用我的智慧和我的七系... With nothing but my wits and my Series 7...
不 是這個人跟蜂獸打過交道 No. He dealt with the Hive before.
而我不知道這個人現在跑去哪兒了 And I don't know where the hell he has gone!
我過去真心認為你可以領導這個地方 I actually used to think you could lead this place.
我看錯你了 I was wrong about you.
沒你的事了 We're done here.
這是命令 That's an order.
你沒有看錯我 長官 Look, you weren't wrong about me, sir.
你曾經在我身上看到的東西 仍舊在那 You saw something in me once. It's still there.
讓你失望了 我向你道歉 And I apologize for letting you down.
再給我一次機會 我會彌補過錯的 我保證 Give me another chance and I'll fix this. I promise you.
我覺得不僅僅是個刀片 I don't think it's just a blade.
看起來上面還有毒 Looks like it carries some poison.
我知道你什麼意思 等等 I know what you're talking about. Wait.
不好意思 兄弟 老大T決定了 他想要我 Sorry, mate. High T decided he wants me
-負責此案 -等等 什麼 不好意思 我不信 - to run point on this one. - Wait. What? Sorry, I don't believe you.
我也和你一樣不滿 I don't like it any better than you,
但他一直說什麼就靠我了 but he kept going on about relying on me,
需要我們的頂尖探員 之類的話 needing our top agent, that sort of thing.
不是我說了算 你找他說去 I don't make the rules. Take it up with him.
M 他希望你跟我一起調查此案 M, he's keen for you to shadow me on this one.
他說 "向最優秀的人學習" "Learn from the best," he said.
如果你願意的話 來點在職培訓 Little on-the-job training, if you will.
怎麼樣 來吧 Yeah? Come on.
-你要跟他走還是留下來 -我跟他走 - Are you going or you staying? - Yeah, I'll go.
-好吧... -好的 - Yeah, alright... - Okay.
-來吧 -H - Come on. - H?
多謝幫忙 Thanks for that.
我真受不了你 I'm sick of you.
好吧 Okay.
-所以實際情況是什麼 -你來告訴我 - So what's the actual truth? - Well, you tell me.
因為對討厭撒謊的人來說 你的表現太棒了 Because for someone who hates lying, that was incredible.
-我沒有... -剛剛多刺激啊 - I wasn't... - Come on, it was electric up there.
我們互相配合 你一句我一句 The way we played off each other, back and forth.
-我是臨場發揮 -黑衣人有內奸 - I was riffing. - A mole inside the MIB.
天啊 太機智了 要是我自己能想出這一招就好了 God. It's genius. I wish I thought of it myself.
我發現了一種可能性 And I discovered a possible truth.
想想看 這能解釋很多事 I mean, think about it. It would explain a lot.
目前為止你掌握了些什麼 So what have you got so far?
我準備對這種物質做分子解構 I was about to run a molecular deconstruction on the substance
然後與所有毒素進行交叉對比 and cross-reference with all toxins.
-好主意 -簡單的科學手段 - Good idea. - Just a little science.
我就不會這樣做 I wouldn't do that.
我知道這是什麼 I know what that is.
是啊 它殺死了一個136公斤的加貝邊人 Yeah. That killed a 300-pound Jababian,
我就不會拿它來玩 so I wouldn't get recreational with it.
這是澤福斯 極高純度 That's Zephos, pure grade.
劑量掌握不好能立刻致死 The wrong amount will kill you instantly.
但恰好的劑量能讓你在摩納哥的夜店 Right amount will keep you dancing shirtless
脫掉上衣 狂舞整整十七個小時 on a nightclub in Monaco for about 17 hours straight.
信息量太大了 總是那麼大的信息量 So much information. Always so much information.
反正我就是這麼聽說的 全世界只有一個地方的人 It's what I've heard anyway. There's only one place in the world
知道怎麼調製它 我們走吧 where they know how to mix it. Let's go.
你來嗎 世界可不會拯救自己 You coming? World's not gonna save itself.
你是說你需要我去拯救世界嗎 Are you saying that you need me to save the world?
我也這麼覺得 Thought so.
馬拉喀什
在這裡經常會看到這個 You'll see that a lot around here.
是克羅穆聯標籤 It's a Cromulian tag.
在他們的星系中 這是希望和湮滅的標誌 In their galaxy, a symbol for hope or annihilation.
至於到底是什麼還存在爭議 There's still some debate around what exactly.
實際上 是和諧 Actually, it's harmony.
但在地球上 它意味著我們進入了黑衣人安全港 But on Earth, it means we're entering an MIB safe haven.
-你怎麼知道的 -手冊裡有說明 - How do you know? - It's in the handbook.
別相信任何你讀到的東西 Don't believe everything you read.
-那是我的工作 -那我的工作是什麼 - That is my job. - And my job is what?
無所事事 然後閉上嘴嗎 Hang out here and shut up?
是的 閉嘴 那就是你的工作 Yes. Shut up. That's your job.
看看這是誰 納斯爾 Well, look who it is. Nasr.
你清楚規矩的 公眾場所禁止出現外星技術 You know the rules: no visible alien tech anywhere on the street.
把摩托車遮起來 否則我要給你開罰單了 Cover the bike up before I have to give you a ticket.
H 真是你嗎 H? It is really you?
當然是我了 不然還能是誰 Of course it's me. Who else could it be?
-巴薩姆 你好 -H 你好 - Hey, Bassam. - Hi, H.
納斯爾說你死了 Nasr said you were dead.
什麼 我...我沒有說過 What? I... I never said that.
你說過 他在撒謊 You did. He's lying.
放... Get...
-那是... -為什麼說我死了 - That's... - And why would I be dead?
巴薩姆誤解了 Bassam misunderstood.
我們聽說你和瑞莎分手了 We heard that you and Riza had split up.
瑞莎 那是誰 Riza. Who's that?
那不重要 It's not important.
人類 還是... Human or...?
-那不重要 -我只是好奇 - Doesn't matter. - I'm just curious
跨物種是什麼樣的 所以... how it works between species, so...
非常不重要 只是我一個老朋友 所以... Very unimportant. Old friend of mine, so...
你的老朋友掌管著星系中最大的犯罪組織 Who runs the biggest criminal syndicate in the galaxy.
還是一位十分成功的女商人 Who is a very successful businesswoman.
我喜歡女商人 I love a businesswoman.
好吧 我們為什麼要談這個 Okay, why are we talking about this?
太令人悲傷了 你們倆特別般配 So sad. You made a lovely couple.
謝謝你 但這種事很正常 Okay thank you very much. But these things happen.
你說 "那個神經病會割斷他喉嚨" You said, "That psycho's gonna slit his throat."
不好意思 失陪一下 Excuse us for one moment.
是你說的 不是我 你難道沒有... Your words, not mine. Don't you...
你跟那個人交往過 似乎有利益衝突啊 You dated this person? Seems like a conflict of interest.
你知曉我的私人生活才叫利益衝突 Conflict of interest for you to know my private life.
是的 我也不想知道 Yeah, sure. I'd prefer not to.
夠了 聽著 That's enough. Listen.
別再暴揍他了 Stop beating the hell out of him.
-就是 -把這東西遮好 - Yeah. - Keep this thing covered up.
-沒問題 一定做到 -謝謝 - Absolutely. Will do. - Thank you.
不會再犯錯了 Won't happen again.
很高興認識你們 Nice to meet you both.
-好 -好 - Yes. - Yeah.
什麼事 What?
從夜店外的監控錄像調出來的 Pulled this from the surveillance camera outside the club.
你站在那 搞得我很不爽 Standing there, making me feel uncomfortable.
不好意思 Sorry about that.
這個你拿給T看了嗎 Have you shown this to T?
你說所有事都要先告訴你 You said everything goes through you.
是的 所有事都要先告訴我 很好 Yes, everything does go through me. Good.
不明武器
我會給他看的 你繼續 I'll show him. Go on.
我的天啊 Goodness me.
老天 Oh, boy.
麻煩來了 Here comes trouble.
我喜歡麻煩 I like trouble.
你在想我正在想的事嗎 You thinking what I'm thinking?
打給瑞莎 Call Riza.
到了 就是這裡 Here. This is it.
看起來像是有幾天了 Looks like a couple days' worth.
沒人出來取過 No one's been out to collect.
有人嗎 Hello?
再上前一步 我就把你的劉海液化了 小白臉 One more step and I'll liquefy your bangs, pretty boy.
-別緊張 別緊張 -好了 - Easy, easy. - Okay.
-我們不想惹任何麻煩 -別動 - We don't want any trouble. - Do not move.
看看你 Look at you.
我們該叫你什麼 老兄 What do we call you, sport?
你們不能叫我"老兄" "Sport" is not what you call me.
它是什麼 What is it?
-"它" 他才對 -抱歉 - "It"? He. - Sorry.
為什麼要問該叫我什麼 Why would you call me anything?
小兵沒有姓名 我們就是小兵 Pawns don't have names. We're pawns.
好吧 那就叫"兵兵"吧 Okay. "Pawny," then.
這裡發生什麼了 What happened here?
我們開了場最棒的派對 We had the best party.
侃爺到場了 發佈了一張新專輯 Kanye showed up and dropped a whole new album.
是他最得意的作品之一 你自己看看 It was some of his best work. Look around!
明顯是我們被襲擊了 We got our asses kicked!
女王陛下 My queen!
她死了 She's gone.
我再也不會侍奉他人 我發誓 I'll never serve another. I swear it.
我將用短劍刺入 I'll plunge my dagger
自己的身體 就像這樣 貫穿所有的重要臟器 into my own body, like this, through all my vital organs,
然後就這樣 等著黑暗帶走我 and then leave it until the dark takes me.
你不會真的打算這麼做吧 You're not gonna actually go through with this, are you?
聽著 失去了女王的小兵 只是一個小兵 Listen. A queen's pawn without a queen is just a pawn.
毫無價值 A nothing.
我必須以最痛苦的方式 I must end my own life
結束自己的生命 in the most painful way possible.
別阻止我 Don't stop me.
生存幾率 零 Chance of survival: zero.
-你覺得我們應該阻止他嗎 -馬上就動手了 - Do you think we should stop him? - Gonna do it.
我想看看他會不會做到底 Kinda wanna see if he goes through with it.
-不好意思 你們說什麼 -什麼都沒說 - Sorry, what did you say? - Nothing at all.
你知道嗎 我的確說話了 You know what? I did say something.
-你說了嗎 -是的 他是證人 - You did? - Yeah. He's a witness.
不好意思 Excuse me.
我覺得她不會希望你 You know, I don't think that she would want you to,
真的做到底 說真的 you know, go through with it, honestly.
你是誰 你怎麼知道女王心中所想 Who are you to know what a queen would or wouldn't want?
你是一位女王嗎 Are you a queen?
某種程度上來說所有女人都是女王 Well, to the extent that all women are, yes,
但不是 我不是女王 but, no, no, I'm not a queen.
但你知道她是什麼嗎 她是一位探員 You know what she is, though, is an agent.
"探員" "Agent"?
-那是一個頭銜嗎 -是的 - Is that a title? - It is a title.
一個象徵著卓越地位的頭銜 A title of great eminence and stature.
M是一位探員 M here is an agent.
一位沒有小兵的探員 你懂我意思吧 An agent without a pawn, if you see my meaning.
我還沒想過這點 I never thought of this,
但是也許致敬亡者最好的方式 but maybe the best way to honor the dead
-就是繼續活下去 -沒錯 - is to go on living. - Yes.
我向你獻上永恆的忠誠 M探員 I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent M.
不不 我對臣子不感興趣 No, no, no. I'm not interested in a subject.
太遲了 說完了 我已經獻上了忠誠 Too late. It's done. I already pledged the loyalty.
真希望你能早點說不要 Wish you'd said "no, no, no" before.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
如果你在我之前逝去 And if you should die before I,
我發誓將以最痛苦的方式 I promise to end my own life...
"結束自己的生命" "In the most painful way possible."
是的 我不喜歡你 Yeah. Ha. I don't like you.
我們走吧 Let's go.
夫人 My lady?
別這樣 我們會相處得很愉快的 Come on. We'll have a fun time.
-好吧 -太好了 - Fine. - Yes!
H 有件事我應該告訴你 H, there's something that I've been meaning to tell you about.
-我一直想告訴你 -什麼 - I've been wanting to tell you... - Yeah?
-這個 哪去了 -你是說這個 - ...about it. Where is it? - You mean this?
-你從我這偷走的 -從你那偷走 - You stole it from me? - Stole it from you?
我是取回你從犯罪現場偷走的證據 I recovered evidence you stole from a crime scene.
萬格斯讓我把它藏好 我不知道該信任誰 Vungus told me to hide it and I couldn't trust anyone.
你是說 你聽萬格斯的話 You're telling me you listened to Vungus,
你信任萬格斯 卻不信任你的搭檔 you trusted Vungus instead of your partner,
一位資深探員 a senior agent?
總的來說 是的 In a word, yes.
H 說到探員 H, speaking of agents...
過來 Come on.
他們為什麼會在這 Why would they be here?
要麼這裡要舉辦一場我們不知道的頒獎典禮 There's either an award show we're not aware of
要麼是我們有大麻煩了 or we're in deep shit.
謝謝 我要你封鎖每一條街道 Thank you. I need you to close every street,
每一道拱門和下水道 every archway and every sewer now.
拉近那邊那個攝像頭 Come in closer on that body cam there, please.
-再近一點 -有誰可以跟我解釋一下 - A bit more. - Could someone please explain to me
這到底是怎麼回事嗎 what the hell is going on?
長官 這個話題比較敏感 Sir, slightly sensitive subject.
所以最好不要聲張 Thought it best to keep it quiet.
-再拉近一點 -C 借一步說話 - A bit further in, please. - C, a word.
好的 不許放任何人逃離麥地那市 懂嗎 Absolutely. No one leaves the Medina, all right?
這太荒謬了 This... This is nonsense.
拋開你的個人情感而言 Despite your personal feelings,
H是有史以來最棒的黑衣人探員之一 H is one of the best agents ever to wear this suit.
他曾經是有史以來最棒的黑衣人探員之一 No, he was one of the best agents to wear this suit.
但是從蜂獸那件事之後他就不一樣了 你看 He hasn't been the same since the Hive. Look. Look.
我的線人稱 My sources say that Vungus stole it
萬格斯將其從加貝邊作戰部高級研究所偷走 from the Jababian War Department Advanced Research Division
並帶到了這裡 and brought it here.
而你一直瞞著我 瞞了多久了 And you kept this from me? For how long?
-解釋一下你的行為 -解釋我的行為 - Explain yourself. - Oh, explain myself?
長官 不管這東西是什麼 Sir, whatever that thing is,
之前在你辦公室時 它在M和H身上 M and H had it in your office,
而你放走了他們 長官 and you let them go, sir.
無意冒犯 但是你放走了他們 With all due respect, you let them go.
-繼續吧 -是 長官 - Carry on. - Yes, sir.
-C 還有 -長官 - And, C. - Sir?
直接帶他們來見我 Bring them straight to me.
無論那東西是什麼 萬格斯不惜一死保護它 Whatever that thing is, Vungus died to protect it.
他把它給了我 為了不讓它落到他們手上 He gave it to me so it wouldn't go to them.
-長官 -H 聽我說 - Yes, sir. - H, listen to me.
這不是我下的命令 This isn't my operation.
盡快離開那裡 到安全的地方再向我匯報 Get out of there. Get safe. Then report.
-M可能是對的 -你 每十分鐘我要聽到一次匯報 - M may be right. - You, I want sitreps every 10 minutes.
黑衣人裡可能有內奸 There could be a mole in the Men in Black.
好 拿著這個 我去引開他們 All right. Take this. I'll draw them away.
二十分鐘後 中央廣場見 I'll meet you at the main square in 20.
快走 Go.
各位 這也太巧了 Hey, guys, what are the odds?
納斯爾 我要借用你的摩托車 Nasr! I need to borrow your bike.
好的 只要是借不是偷 As long as it is to borrow, not steal.
當然了 快點 Yes. Of course. Quick.
-快 -巴薩姆 - Come on. - Bassam!
-好的 油門 剎車 -水 - Okay, accelerator, brake. - Water.
-外面非常熱 -你想得真周到 - Very hot out there. - That's very thoughtful of you.
這個應該很簡單吧 This is all pretty straightforward, yeah?
是的 確實非常簡單 是的 Yes. Very straightforward, indeed. Yes, yes.
就跟騎普通的摩托車一樣 Just like riding a bike.
好的 那就好 Okay, cool.
抱歉 Sorry.
這跟騎普通的摩托車一點都不一樣 Well, this is nothing like riding a bike at all.
快 上來 Quick, jump on!
抓緊了 Hold on tight.
靠 Shit!
堅持住 兵兵 Hold on, Pawny!
堅持住 Hold on!
等等我 Wait for me!
謝謝 Thanks!
真不敢相信這招居然能行 I can't believe that actually worked.
-H -怎麼了 - Hey, H? - Yeah?
對了 戴眼鏡 Right. Glasses.
大家好 你們能看著我這裡嗎 Hi, everyone. If you could all look right here.
開你的 Just drive.
快閃開 Move! Go!
天啊 Oh, boy.
你覺得呢 按紅色按鈕怎麼樣 What do you think? Press the red button?
我覺得這是超光速引擎 I think it's hyperdrive.
不 我覺得超光速引擎是藍色按鈕 No, I think hyperdrive is blue.
有的時候人得相信自己的直覺 Sometimes you have to trust your gut.
我的直覺 不是你的 My gut, not yours!
拜託誰隨便按個按鈕吧 Somebody press something!
把他們甩掉了 Lost the tail.
我說什麼來著 超光速引擎 What'd I tell you, huh? Hyperdrive.
-是是 好的 -相信自己的直覺 - Yeah, yeah. Okay. - Trust your gut. Trust your gut.
天啊 我討厭沙子 Oh, God, I hate sand.
紅色按鈕太酷炫了 The red button was awesome!
我們再按一次紅色按鈕吧 Let's press the red button again.
它在幹什麼 What's it doing?
移動 Moving.
這是什麼東西 What...? What is that thing?
看到核心了嗎 See the core?
看到它持續釋放的對流能量 How it keeps emitting convective energy
是如何穿梭在光球層的了嗎 across the interior of the photosphere?
是啊 我都看見了 Yeah, yeah. No, I see all of it.
看到了光球層 I see the... the photosphere bit.
好吧 噓 Okay, yeah. Shh.
那些是熱核爆炸 Those are thermonuclear explosions.
等等 什麼意思 這是炸彈之類的東西嗎 Wait, what? What does that mean? Like a bomb or something?
我認為我們看到的是一顆被超壓縮的恆星 I think what we're looking at is a super compressed star.
根據這個色溫來看 And by the color temperature,
我覺得這是一顆藍巨星 I'd say it's a blue giant.
按一下這個按鈕 我們瞧瞧它的威力 Let's press the button. Let's see what this does.
你提議我們拿一顆被武器化的恆星取樂嗎 Are you suggesting we try a weaponized star for fun?
為了科學和取樂 Well, for science and fun.
-這兩項倒是不衝突 好吧 -是吧 - The two aren't mutually exclusive. Okay. - I know.
的確 沒有比這裡更合適的地方了 Yeah, there is no better place.
他們都把這裡稱之為空白之地了 They don't call it the Empty Quarter for nothing.
對 所以我才這麼提議的 快 Yes! That's why I made the suggestion. Go.
那就用千分之一的威力吧 你覺得呢 At just .001? What do you think?
好 從最低檔位開始 Yeah. Just start off slow.
-按下去吧 -好 - Press the button. - Okay.
要不往上推幾檔 Maybe ratchet it up a few notches,
調高一點... a little higher...
這還是最低檔位 That was the low setting?
你覺得會有人注意到之前沒有這個嗎 Do we think anyone's gonna notice that wasn't there before?
長官 他們逃走了 Sir, they got away.
我想 更合適的說法是 I believe the appropriate phrase is...
你把他們跟丟了 you lost them.
長官 我要說的是 Well, I put it to you, sir...
-他們有幫手 -也許吧 - that they had help. - Probably.
但是我瞭解H But I know H.
不管他在做什麼 都是有理由的 Whatever he's doing, there's a reason.
為什麼你一直袒護他 Why do you keep protecting him?
到底怎樣你才能明白 What is it going to take?
我在保護這個機構 I am protecting this institution.
從誰手中保護 我嗎 From what? From me?
你是在質疑我的忠誠嗎 長官 Are you questioning my loyalty, sir?
最起碼是質疑你的判斷力 At the very least, your judgment.
還有什麼事嗎 探員C Is there anything else, Agent C?
-沒有 長官 -很好 - No, sir. - Good.
那麼請你出去好嗎 Then would you kindly leave?
萬格斯知道這玩意威力有多大 對嗎 Vungus knew how powerful that thing was, right?
他知道這可以毀滅整個世界 而他交給了你 He knew it could destroy worlds, and he gave it to you.
我不能理解 你和他才剛認識 I don't understand. Someone he only just met.
他為什麼要這麼做 Why would he do that?
我不知道 I don't know.
也許他信任我 Maybe he trusted me.
我不懷疑你大致的可靠性 I'm not gonna doubt your general trustworthiness,
但是我可在萬格斯母親的葬禮上唱過歌 but, I mean, I sang at Vungus' mother's funeral.
補充一點 唱得還挺好聽 Quite beautifully, I might add.
我們瞭解彼此的一切 We knew everything about one another.
我很確定他信任我 I mean, hey, I'm pretty sure he trusted me.
好吧 H 如果你一定要知道 Okay, H, if you must know...
他說你變了 he said that you'd changed.
我已經厭煩聽到"你變了"這種陳詞濫調了 I'm getting sick of hearing this "you've changed" crap.
我還是幾年前的我 I'm the same person I was years ago.
你是想說你一直都是這樣的嗎 You meant to tell me you've always been this way?
哪樣 What way?
有點笨拙 Vaguely inept.
傲慢 魯莽 Arrogant. Reckless.
-我還有遺漏嗎 -好吧 好吧 - Did I miss anything? - Okay, yeah. Hey, look.
傲慢 魯莽 真會說話 Arrogant and reckless. Well, That's just nice.
也許我有的時候是這樣 Maybe I am a few of those things occasionally,
但是我的工作是拯救地球 這就是我要做的 but guess what, my job is saving the planet, and that's what I do.
我也做得很好 只要我在拯救世界 I do a good job at it. While that's still happening,
規定就是 沒有規定 the rules are: there are no rules.
那也算個規定 Well, that's a rule.
該死的 好了 誰都不許動 Damn it. All right, nobody move!
-放下 毛球 -誰都不許動 - Drop it, hairball! - Nobody move.
-巴薩姆 你怎麼來了 -喝飽了吧 H - Bassam. How'd you get here? - Feeling hydrated, H?
我還從來沒洗過澡呢 Never had a bath before.
-光是身上的泥就洗掉了兩斤 -天吶 我們還喝了 - Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone. - God, we drank from that.
天吶 我就覺得有一股活鬍子的味道 Oh, God, I thought it tasted like a living beard.
好吧 Okay, um...
巴薩姆 聽我說好嗎 Bassam, listen, all right, mate?
講講理 Let's be sensible.
你不知道自己拿的是什麼東西 所以... I don't think you know what you're dealing with, so...
不 我當然知道 Oh, no, I definitely do.
所以她才會出個高價 Which is why she's gonna pay so much for it.
-不 等等 -不不不 - No, wait. Wait, wait! - No, no, no!
生活愉快 笨蛋們 Have a nice life, bozos!
幹得漂亮 H Great job, H.
兵兵 能麻煩你請她把扭力扳手遞給我嗎 Pawny, can you ask her to pass me the torque wrench?
她有名字也有頭銜 你很清楚 She has a name and a title, and you know that.
夫人 那個混蛋問你要扭力扳手 My lady, the jackass wants a torque wrench.
兵兵 麻煩你告訴他他越快恢復 Pawny, will you tell him the sooner he restores power
驅動控制臺的動力 我就能越快搞清楚 to my drive console, the sooner I can figure out
-怎麼修好程序 -夫人說了 - how to program it? - My lady says
你是個毫無用處 因為自己的輕信 you're a cloth-brained ass-clown whose gullible idiocy
讓整個星球陷入危機的混蛋 has threatened the very existence of the planet.
她沒這麼說好嗎 You know what, she didn't say that. All right?
你這個棋盤上最沒用的小東西 You worst piece on the chess board.
-她說了 -一個字也沒有 - She said that. - Didn't say any of it.
但我是這麼想的 一個字都不差 Yeah, but I was thinking it. Actually, every single word.
你說得很好 謝謝 You make a really good point. Thank you.
麻煩你告訴你家夫人動力恢復了 If you'll tell your lady she now has power.
夫人 那個混蛋說動力恢復了 The jackass says, my lady, that you have power.
-能替我謝謝他嗎 -不是吧 - Can you thank him? - Really?
冷冷地客套一下就行 But in a cold, kind of polite way.
瞪他一眼也是可以的 You can even put a glare on it.
你看著辦吧 我相信你 Just play around with it. I trust you.
夫人說謝謝 My lady says thank you.
我知道他要帶武器去哪 也知道怎麼弄回來 I know where the weapon's going and how to get it back.
-夫人 -這次我來 我聽著呢 - My lady? - I got this one. I'm listening.
巴薩姆只認識一個真正的買家 Bassam has only one real buyer:
瑞莎·斯塔夫羅斯 Riza Stavros.
瑞莎 跟你交往過的那個瑞莎嗎 Riza? The Riza that you went out with?
那個星際外星武器商瑞莎 The intergalactic, alien arms-dealer Riza?
讓我稍微倒帶一下 I'm gonna hop back in for a second.
你跟瑞莎·斯塔夫羅斯交往過 那個死亡商人 You dated Riza Stavros, the Merchant of Death?
謀殺之母 The Mother of Murder?
-她是挺辣的 -好了 我們初遇時 - She's pretty hot. - Okay, I didn't know
我並不知道她是軍火商 she was an arms dealer when we met.
而且我當時因為她的女性心機和 And I was distracted by her feminine wiles
醉人的美分了神 and her intoxicating beauty.
再說了 我們對身份不感興趣 And besides, we weren't interested in labels.
我們是被對方的心吸引了 We were interested in our hearts.
要是心裡有愛也是罪 那就處我死刑吧 If having a big, old heart is a crime, then shoot me.
先別動手 Not yet.
需要動手的時候你會讓我來的 對吧 You'll let me know, though, right?
不是吧 But really?
你還"心裡有愛" Your "big, old heart"?
-怎麼了 -就是... - What? - It's just...
很好笑 是嗎 Well, it...? It's funny, is it?
"心裡有愛" "My big, old heart."
-真蠢 -誰會這麼說話啊 大笨蛋 - So stupid. - Who talks like that? Ha-ha-ha. Big, old doofus.
你從沒談過戀愛 對嗎 You've never been in love, have you?
沒有嘲笑你的意思 我是真的好奇 I'm not making fun. I'm genuinely asking.
你從來沒有為激情放棄過邏輯嗎 You've never once abandoned logic for passion?
搞什麼啊 《戀戀筆記本》續集嗎 我是沒看過 What is this? The sequel to The Notebook? I never saw it,
但是我覺得那電影扯的就是這種故事 but I assume it's a lot of this type of nonsense.
對 我沒談過 激情不穩定 No, I haven't. Passion is unstable,
-邏輯才是永恆 -是嗎 - and logic is constant. - Is that right?
是的 生理吸引力不過是 Yeah. Physical attraction is nothing more
大腦中的化學反應 than chemical reactions in your brain.
不可信賴 它們不是真的 Can't trust them. They're not real.
難道整個宇宙不都是化學反應組成的嗎 Isn't the whole universe a chemical reaction?
我覺得宇宙還是挺值得信賴的 Pretty sure you can trust that.
感覺挺真實的 Feels pretty real.
這話其實還蠻深刻的 That's actually kind of deep.
應該可以了 Well, that should do it.
啟動吧 Power her up.
謝謝 Thank you.
兵兵 換個地方 Pawny. Not there.
我就能跳這麼遠 That's as far as I could jump.
其實還能跳高點 但是我覺得高點更尷尬 I could jump higher, but it would've been more awkward.
好了 到此為止 Okay, enough.
開始了 Here we go.
瞧瞧 And look at that.
幹得漂亮 Well done.
我瞭解瑞莎 雖說她是死亡商人 I know Riza. She may be the Merchant of Death,
但她卻有一個弱點 but she does have one weakness.
準備好當英雄了嗎 小傢伙 Ready to be a hero, little guy?
讓我做什麼都行 Pretty open to anything.
很好 因為我們要去那不勒斯了 Good, because we're going to Naples.
去瑞莎的來者必死武裝要塞嗎 To Riza's Fortified Fortress of For Sure Death?
瑞莎的來者必死武裝要塞
別開槍 別開槍 Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
真不好意思 I'm so sorry.
我們改天再繼續好嗎 我又來了一個客人 Can we do this another day? I have another visitor.
-沒問題 -好嗎 - Absolutely. - Yeah?
謝謝 Thank you.
再見 Au revoir.
-再見 -再見 - Bye. - Bye.
盧卡 Luca.
-想我了嗎 -沒有 - Did you miss me? - No.
H H.
我知道你為什麼來 I know why you're here.
你怎麼穿了條粉褲子 Why are you wearing pink trousers?
最近好嗎 So how have you been?
好久不見了 分手最不好的就是 It's been a while, huh? That's the tough thing about breakups,
會同時失去朋友 is the friendships you lose.
我們以前多要好 不是嗎 We had some good times, though, didn't we?
我想也許是我和瑞莎要好吧 Riza and I had good times, I guess.
你只是在背後默默跟著 You just lurked in the background a bit.
她是不是很美 Wonderful, isn't she?
我最喜歡 I just love
又蠢又美的小東西 dumb, beautiful creatures.
真令人懷念 不是嗎 Well, this is familiar, isn't it?
那麼 So...
黑衣人終於把你開除了嗎 MIB finally showed you the door, eh?
其實是我自己主動退出的 Showed myself out, actually.
有些人生來注定自由自在 Some horses are born to roam free.
還有人注定中槍 你來幹什麼 And others just get shot. What are you doing here?
我想來看看你 給你帶了禮物 I wanted to see you. And I brought you something.
我知道喜歡特殊的寵物 I know how you like special pets,
所以我帶了求和禮物給你 so I brought you a peace offering.
喵 喵 Meow, meow.
汪 汪 諸如此類 Bark, woof, et cetera, et cetera.
我喜歡 I like it.
他真是醜到可愛了 不是嗎 He is cute in an ugly sort of way, isn't he?
這個物種的最後一隻 The last of his kind.
你總是這麼瞭解我的心 不是嗎 You always did know the way to my heart, didn't you?
你總是能讓我心跳加速 You always knew how to make mine beat that little bit faster.
什麼記憶消除器也沒法讓我忘了這段對話 Not a neuralyzer in the world could make me forget that.
其實我本來還挺期待 I was actually looking forward
看我的槍把你打成馬蜂窩 接著就看到 to seeing my guns tear you to pieces, then I saw
你那張完美的小臉 然後我就... that perfect little face of yours, and...
我必須要知道 I had to know.
知道什麼 Know what?
我要知道真相 I want to know the truth.
是真感情嗎 Was this ever real?
我們之間 This?
你和我 是真感情嗎 You, me? Was it?
這下有好戲看了 This'll be good.
是嗎 Was it?
我從一開始就知道你是誰 I knew who you were from the start.
我的工作就是贏得你的信任 My job was to gain your trust
等到時機成熟 and take you down
一舉拿下你 這就是真相 when the opportunity came. That's the truth.
我還是把耳機關掉吧 Gotta turn my earpiece off for this.
天吶 閉嘴行嗎 God, shut up.
-什麼 -不是 抱歉 - What? - No, I'm sorry.
我是在和我的內心對話 It's what I say to my heart...
就像腦海裡還有另一個聲音和我爭吵 when it's like a voice inside my head.
我理解 I know.
這種事我無法假裝 I couldn't fake that.
謝謝你 Thank you.
沒事的 It's okay.
不 我是說謝謝你 No, but thank you for...
讓我能夠釋懷 for giving me closure.
誰都有需要釋懷的時候 We all need some... Some closure from time to time.
-把他帶出去 -什麼 等等 不 - Get him out of here. - What...? Wait, no. Hey.
等等 我也需要釋懷 Wait. I need some closure too.
-我的感受怎麼辦 -H 給你個小建議 - What about my feelings? - H, here's a tip for you.
下次你要送求和禮物的時候 Next time you bring a peace offering,
不要選我拿到史上 don't make it the same day I come into possession
最強武器的那天 of the most powerful weapon ever created.
這兩件事沒有任何關聯 This has nothing to do with that.
我都不知道你拿到了什麼武器 I didn't know you had a weapon.
完全沒有關聯 只是巧合 It's a separate thing. A coincidence.
完全是巧合 我真的不知道她拿到武器了 Total coincidence. Didn't know she had a weapon.
你知道她拿到武器了嗎 Did you know that she has a weapon?
帶他去船上 Take him to the boat.
好的 好了 好了 All right. Okay, okay, okay.
夥計們 要我說還挺順利的 Fellas, I think that went pretty well.
看來我們以後要常見面了 Looks like we'll be seeing a lot more of each other.
好了 Okay.
好了 好了 Okay, okay, okay.
塞巴斯蒂安 親愛的 Sebastian, darling.
你想不想足不出戶 How would you like to be able to destroy
就能摧毀整個太陽系 entire solar systems without leaving your home?
-兵兵 -嗯 我看到了 - Pawny? - Yeah, I see it.
瞧瞧這個 搞定了 M Would you look at that. Good to go, M.
好了 兵兵 就看你的了 Okay, Pawny, it's all on you now.
這種壓力對我不是很有幫助 Okay, that kind of pressure is not constructive.
事情很簡單 親愛的 你是要還是不要 It's very simple, darling. Do you want it or not?
不 我只有一個 塞巴斯蒂安 No, I only have one, Sebastian,
而且很快就會賣出去 and I won't have that for long.
不 我只給你五秒鐘 No, I'm gonna give you five seconds.
幹得漂亮 Perfectly done.
我回頭再打給你 I'm going to call you back.
糟了 糟了 完蛋了 Crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap.
看你那小短腿 Look at your little legs.
居然跑這麼快 You are so fast.
看看你跑步的樣子 Why, look at you run.
你跑得真快 You're so fast!
等等 我來了 我來了 Wait, I'm coming. I'm coming.
你不許再逃跑了 你好 Now, you don't run away again. Oh, hello.
我還以為 And here I thought...
H是單干的 H worked alone.
我真傻 Silly me.
你真慘 Poor you.
確實花了一段時間讓他接受我 It's been a steep learning curve, yeah.
這個嗎 這是一把短管卡其格殲滅者 Oh, that? That's a snub-nosed Karzig annihilator.
你知道人類被它擊中會有什麼後果嗎 Do you know what that does to a human body?
它會讓你由內而外地沸騰 It boils you from the inside out.
真好 Cute.
你知道兵兵會對 Do you know what a Pawny does
暴虐成性的外星人武器販子做什麼嗎 to sadistic alien arms-dealers?
不知道 親愛的 告訴我什麼是兵兵 No, honey. Tell me what a Pawny is.
我就是兵兵 你這個神經病 I'm a Pawny, you psycho!
看來形勢逆轉了 Looks like the tables have turned.
接得真準 That was an incredible catch.
感覺好極了 That felt good.
M M
M 別擔心 別擔心 這都是計劃好的 M, don't worry. Don't worry. It's all part of the plan.
H 你的妄想癥一點都沒見好 Well, H, you always have been rather delusional.
求和禮物 Peace offering.
殺了他們 Kill them.
先殺他 多折磨一會 Start with him and make it hurt.
不 你沒必要這樣做 No! You don't have to do this.
把我放下 你這個塔倫特惡棍 Put me down, you Tarantian thug.
等等 你說他是塔倫特 Wait. Did you say "Tarantian"?
-是的 -沒錯 夫人 他說了 - Yes. - Yes, my lady, he did.
只要是跟殺人有關的事 他們就特別執著 They tend to be very single-minded when it comes to killing.
他們的大腦只有開心果那麼大 Brains the size of a pistachio nut.
小聲點 Okay, shh.
你這是幫倒忙 You're not helping.
你見到的生物是一隻來自仙女座II的 The creature you saw was an unlicensed Tarantian
無證塔倫特 from Andromeda II.
塔倫特 Tarantian?
我認識一個塔倫特 I know a Tarantian.
我以前遇到過 I met one once.
我幫了他 I helped him.
Kabla nakshulin Kabla nakshulin.
什麼 What?
Kabla nakshulin Kabla nakshulin?
-她說的那句 -你怎麼會知道 - What she said. - How do you know that?
因為他是這麼跟我說的 Because he said it to me.
莫莉 Molly?
是我 Yes.
莫莉 你們在玩我嗎 不是吧 Molly? Are you shitting me? Really?
現在是誰有妄想癥 Who's delusional now?
是你嗎 It's you?
你長大了 You've grown.
我也是 I mean, me too.
把盒子給她 Give her the box.
盧卡 你不能這樣 Luca, you can't do this.
我對你不好嗎 Haven't I been good to you?
我讓你隨心所欲地殺人 I've let you kill anyone you wanted.
別這樣 Come on.
不行嗎 No?
給我盒子 The box.
謝謝你 Thank you.
對了 你改變了我的人生 You changed my life, by the way.
問一下 Quickly.
Kabla nakshulin是什麼意思 Kabla nakshulin, what does it mean?
意思是 It means:
"有一天 我會用你能想像的最恐怖的方法" "One day, I'll kill whoever you choose
"殺掉任何你想殺的人" in the most gruesome way imaginable."
或許我們先把她關在這裡 Or maybe we just keep her here for a moment
等我們商量好行動計劃再說 until he and I can discuss a plan of action.
H 你還好嗎 H? H, are you okay?
我很好 I'm good.
剛剛真刺激 That was... That was a rush.
沒錯 還特別痛苦 Yeah, and incredibly painful.
-是的 -很顯然 - Yeah. - Pretty sure the plan
-這個計劃漏洞百出 -是啊 - went wrong in every conceivable way. - Yeah, well...
你叫莫莉 是嗎 So, uh, it's Molly, huh?
不應該讓你知道的 You're not supposed to know that.
好吧 太晚了 我已經知道了 Well, too late. I know it now.
公平起見 只能告訴你我的名字了 Guess it's only fair that you know mine.
-我不想知道 -我要告訴你 - I don't wanna know yours. - I'm gonna tell you.
-好吧 -準備好了嗎 - Okay. - You ready?
霍雷肖 Horatio.
-你不叫這個 -確實不是 - It is not. - It's not.
我叫亨利 It's Henry.
嗯 你看上去就像叫亨利的 Yeah, you look like a Henry.
-很好 我就叫這個 -我叫史蒂夫 - Good. It's all I've got. - I'm Steve.
史蒂夫 我記得你說小兵沒有名字 Steve? I thought you said Pawns didn't have names.
確實沒有 我只是覺得被忽略了 We don't. I was just feeling left out.
史蒂夫 Steve.
怎麼回事 Wha...?
這可不妙 That is not cool.
我不喜歡地面變成這樣 I don't like what the earth is doing now.
不不不 No, no, no.
Kabla nakshulin Kabla nakshulin!
試試無妨 It was worth a try.
為了蜂獸 我們必須拿到那件武器 We must have the weapon, for the Hive.
不行 不知你們有沒有聽說過 No. I don't know if you've heard,
但我們是黑衣人 but we are the Men in Black.
黑衣男女 The Men and Women in Black.
說得好 Nice save.
如果你們覺得我們會直接把它交出來 If you think we'll just hand this over,
那就大錯特錯了 you've got another think coming.
你們不知道自己在跟什麼人打交道 You don't know who you're dealing with.
我們保護地球 See, we protect the Earth.
也就是說保護地球上的一切 And that means everyone and everything on it.
你們想來搶嗎 你們想開打嗎 So you wanna do this? You wanna get down?
好 儘管上 Fine. Let's go.
你們敢動一下 我就消滅這整個島 Move, and I'll obliterate this entire island
還有島上的一切 and everything on it.
是啊 也包括我們自己 Yeah. Including us.
你不覺得在我長篇大論之前 You don't think we should've spoken about this before
我們應該先討論一下嗎 I just gave a whole speech?
嗯 你說得很好 Yeah, I liked the speech.
我只是覺得這樣會更有用 I just thought this would be more effective.
你們聽到了 別逼我用它 You heard me. Don't make me use it.
我們會不惜一切保護我們的世界 We'll do anything to protect our world.
我們也會 So will we.
這個宇宙裡沒有什麼是殺不了的 Nothing in this universe is unkillable.
只要電壓夠強 With the proper voltage.
你們兩個沒事吧 Are you both all right?
沒事 長官 好得不得了 Yes, sir. Never better.
-長官 你是怎麼找到我們的 -憑經驗 - Sir, how did you find us? - Experience.
又是瑞莎嗎 H Riza again, H?
你什麼時候才會吸取教訓 When are you going to learn?
我就知道你靠得住 I knew I could count on you.
你最後總能挺過來 That, in the end, you'd pull through.
謝謝 長官 Thank you, sir.
你也是 M You too, M.
探員O對你有預感 她沒看錯人 Agent O had a feeling about you, and she was right.
宇宙總有辦法 The universe has a way of leading you
在恰當的時機 to where you're supposed to be...
將你引向應該去的地方 At the moment you're supposed to be there.
我們回家吧 Let's go home.
我們好好保管它 好嗎 Let's keep this safe, shall we?
桑德 通知加貝邊使館 Saunder, inform the Jababian embassy,
武器在我們手裡 we have the weapon.
M 對於見習探員來說 Quite the first assignment
這個首次任務很驚險 for a probationary agent, M.
馬拉喀什 空白之地 那不勒斯 Marrakesh, the Empty Quarter, Naples.
想像一下你正式加入我們後會有怎樣的成就 Imagine what you will accomplish when you're one of us.
-好的 長官 -好好享受此刻 M - Yes, sir. - Enjoy this moment, M.
不會持續太久 They never last.
我不知道你是怎麼做到的 但是你總能成功 I don't know how you do it, but you just keep doing it.
是嗎 我做什麼了 C Yeah? What's that, C?
拯救世界 Well, saving the world
讓它免於毀滅 而且是兩次 from total destruction twice...
短短幾年之間 in as many years.
我是說 I mean...
-這也太巧了 -這也太巧了 - what are the odds? - What are the odds?
黑衣人 MIB!
好了 Right.
-失陪一下 -好 - Excuse me. - Yeah.
覺得怎麼樣 How's it going?
-你懂的 -派對很酷 對吧 - You know. - Cool party, huh?
-對 派對很棒 -有事不對勁 - Yeah, great party. - Something is wrong.
對 我也這麼想 Yeah. That's what I was thinking.
我告訴幻影雙煞我們會不惜一切拯救我們的世界 I said to the Dyads we'd do anything to save our world.
他們說他們也會 They said that they would too.
他們說 為了蜂獸 他們必須拿到那件武器 Then they told us they needed the weapon for the Hive.
如果我們誤解了他們的意思呢 What if we misunderstood what that meant?
也許他們需要用那件武器來對付蜂獸 Maybe they needed the weapon to use against the Hive
拯救他們的世界 to save their world.
這可能意味著他們根本不是蜂獸 Which could mean they were never the Hive at all.
但是他們的DNA 突變 But the DNA, the mutations.
老大T給我們看了樣本 High T showed us that sample.
好 我們看看 All right. Let's see.
我是探員H 請調出幻影雙煞的法醫報告 Agent H, bring up the Dyad forensic report.
正在搜索
檔案已刪除
誰有讓案件檔案消失的權限 Who has the authority to make a case file disappear?
跟我來 Come with me.
還有那不勒斯的事 And what about Naples?
他怎麼知道我們在那裡 How did he know we were there?
他在做分內事 He was doing his job.
分內事包括跟蹤我們嗎 Does his job include tracking us?
這是他送我的禮物 裡面有芯片 He gave this to me as a gift. It has a chip inside it.
我們要看沒收的加貝邊武器 We need to see the confiscated Jababian weapon.
不行 Not possible.
不行 我是負責這個案子的高級探員 Not possible? I'm the senior agent on the case.
我說行就行 武器在哪 Let's make it possible. Where's the weapon?
我覺得他一直在追尋這件武器 I think he's been chasing it the entire time.
老大T就是內奸 一定是他 High T is the mole. He's gotta be.
誰派來的內奸 他要把武器拿去哪 A mole for who? Where would he take it?
巴黎 Paris.
我覺得是巴黎 My guess would be Paris.
我自始至終都覺得不對勁 I knew all along that something was off.
我以為他是在替你打掩護 I thought he was covering for you,
但是有問題的是他 but it turns out, it was him.
他是在掩蓋自己的蹤跡 He was hiding his own tracks.
肯定是有原因的 M 我們走 Gotta be an explanation. M, come on.
-我跟你們一起去 -不行 C - I'm coming with you. - No, C.
別鬧了 重點不在於你 Come on, now. This isn't about you.
我知道 我同意 I know. I agree.
聽著 如果事實證明你說的是真的 Listen, if it turns out what you're saying is true
然後消息傳出去說T and word gets out that T,
黑衣人史上最功勛卓著的探員是個叛徒 the most decorated agent in MIB history, is a traitor,
組織將永遠無法恢復 the agency will never recover.
如果我們能阻止他 沒必要讓別人知道 If we stop him, no one ever has to know.
但如果你們不能阻止他呢 到時候怎麼辦 But what if you can't stop him? Then what?
到時候就告訴他們是我 Well, then tell them it was me.
告訴他們我是叛徒 Tell them I was the traitor.
相信我 組織會相信你的 Trust me, the agency will believe you.
你 You.
對了 出了那事兒 That's right. That happened.
這還差不多 That's what I'm talking about.
我來開車 I'm driving.
方向盤應該在這邊的 That really should be here.
國家不同 Not in this country.
引擎開關
車裡應該有個紅色的大按鈕 There should be a big red button somewhere.
對 按紅色按鈕 Yes! Press the red button.
找到了 Found it.
H 你得看看這個 H, you gotta see this.
C區的一個傳送門已開啟 A portal from Sector C has been activated.
C區
傳送門開啟
地球
蜂獸 The Hive.
我馬上給你們派支援 完畢 I'm sending you backup. Out.
蜂獸
還記得我跟你說過 幹這行就是撒謊嗎 You remember when I told you we're in the lying business?
這是T招募我的時候說的話 T said that to me when he recruited me.
他說 "我們必須對全世界撒謊" He said, "We have to lie to the world,
"也就是說我們絕不能對彼此撒謊" which means we can never lie to each other."
我不相信他對我們撒謊了 I just don't believe that he has.
但你不能總是相信自己的直覺 H But you can't always trust your gut, H.
有時候事情的本質和表象是相同的 Sometimes things are as they appear to be.
不 我們拯救了世界 老天啊 No, we saved the world, for God's sakes.
我們攜手 僅用我們的智慧 Together, with nothing but our wits
和我們的七系原子槍 and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
我聽說了 So I've heard.
-H -怎麼了 - H? - Yeah?
你能再為我講一遍嗎 Mind telling me one more time?
你們是如何打敗蜂獸的 How'd you beat the Hive?
那是三年前的事 It was three years ago.
老大T和我去對峙蜂獸 High T and I went to face the Hive
僅用我們的智慧和我們的七系原子槍 明白了嗎 with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. Cool?
嗯 但你們是怎麼做的 Yes, but how'd you do it?
等等 你在幹什麼 Wait. What are you doing?
-我只是好奇 你們是怎麼做的 -我剛告訴你了 - I'm curious. How'd you do it? - I just told you.
-但你什麼都沒說 -我說了好幾遍了 - You didn't, though. - I did a few times.
聽著 老大T和我去對峙蜂獸 Okay, High T and I went up to face the Hive
僅用我們的智慧和我們的七系原子槍... with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers...
我是不是...我是不是在重複自己 Am I...? I'm repeating myself, aren't I?
-一遍又一遍 -一字不差 - Over and over. - Word for word.
嗯...我為什麼會那麼做 Yeah, um... Okay, why would I be doing that?
H 我覺得那晚你沒有打敗蜂獸 H, I don't think that you beat the Hive that night.
我覺得你被消除記憶了 I think you were neuralyzed.
你來道別了 You came to say goodbye.
還把可愛的M帶來了 And you brought the lovely M.
可以真切的感受到這裡的歷史 You can really feel the history here.
埃菲爾發現蟲洞 Eiffel discovering wormholes,
通往其他文明的通道 gangways to other civilizations,
第一批外星人移民 the First Alien Migration.
然後我們也在這裡創造了歷史 不是嗎 H And we made history here too, didn't we, H?
僅用我們的智慧和我們的七系原子槍 With just our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
不 我們沒有 No. We didn't.
蜂獸想要銀河系中最強大的武器 The Hive wanted the most powerful weapon in the galaxy,
所以你讓萬格斯把它交給黑衣人 so you had Vungus bring it to Men in Black.
等到武器到手 你就交給他們 You'd wait. When it came, you'd give it to them.
親愛的孩子 你總是那麼聰明 My dear boy, you were always a bright one...
但這是無法阻止的 but there's no stopping this.
沒有這個武器礙事 所有的星球都會毀滅 With the weapon out of the way, every planet will fall,
從地球開始 starting with this one.
離開控制臺 Step away from the controls.
你消除了我的記憶 You neuralyzed me.
讓我成為了拯救世界的英雄 Made me a hero, the guy that saved the world.
活下來兜售謊言 Left alive to sell the lie.
他們想要這個 They wanted this.
你當時在場 You were there.
你一直就像是我的兒子 You were always like a son to me.
H H?
你一直就像是我的兒子 You were always like a son to me.
他已經不是老大T了 That's not High T anymore.
你一直就像是 You were always like a son
他的兒子 to him.
開槍 開槍 Shoot it! Shoot it!
女王陛下 My queen!
我來了 I'm coming!
我們怎麼辦 怎麼辦 What do we do? What do we do?
我要把它搶回來 I'm gonna get it back.
我知道他還沒完全消失 I know he's still in there somewhere.
我知道你還沒完全消失 I know you're in there somewhere!
是我 H It's me, H.
記得嗎 你想讓我接任你的職位 Remember, you wanted me to take your place.
M M!
宇宙的真諦 The truth of the universe.
我想知道宇宙的運作方式 I want to know how it all works.
宇宙總有辦法 The universe has a way of leading you
在恰當的時機 to where you're supposed to be.
將你引向應該去的地方 At the moment you're supposed to be there.
女王陛下 My queen!
我不要再失去一個女王了 I'm not losing another queen.
你說我就像是你的兒子 You said I was like a son to you.
你就像是我的父親 You were like a father to me.
H H.
恰當的時機 Right time...
恰當的地點 right place.
兵兵 Pawny?
-怎麼了 -你的女王很滿意你的服務 - Yeah? - You've served your queen well.
謝謝 夫人 Thank you, my lady.
這是我的榮幸 It was my honor.
她真的和傳說中一樣嚴厲嗎 So is she as tough as they say?
簡單概括 是的 In a word, yes.
-你們居然沒搞砸 -是的 長官 - Well, you didn't screw up. - No, ma'am.
實話實說 過程是有點磕磕絆絆 Let's be honest, there were a few bumps along the way,
-一開始有些摩擦... -還是別說實話吧 - friction at the start... - Let's not be honest.
好吧 是的 我們沒搞砸 Okay. No, we did not screw up.
你說倫敦可能有問題 但其實你早就知道 You said there may be a problem in London, but you knew.
我已經有一段時間不信任倫敦分部了 I hadn't trusted London branch for some time.
我一直不明白為什麼 I never understood the reason why.
T為這個組織而活 T lived for this organization.
他是我們之中最出色的 我們會... He was the very best we had to offer. He will be...
想念他的 missed.
歡迎加入馬戲團 探員M Welcome to the circus, Agent M.
你的試用期結束了 You are no longer probationary.
這就對了 我的任務完成了 Well, there you go. My work here is done, I...
-你的試用期開始了 -不好意思 你說什麼 - You are. - I'm sorry, what?
你是倫敦分部的試用主管 Probationary head of London branch.
不好意思 試用主管 I'm sorry. Probationary head?
聽起來我同時被升職和降職了 It sounds like I got promoted and demoted at the same time.
不是 適應一下 No. Try and cope.
幾年前 在這一切之前 T跟我提起過 Several years ago, before all this, T mentioned to me
一個年輕有位的外勤探員 他具有一定的 a young, up-and-coming field agent who had certain
領導才能 可以這麼說 leadership qualities, shall we say.
他錯信你了嗎 Was his faith in you misplaced?
沒有 我只是覺得 No, I just think there are
還有比我更有經驗的探員 far more experienced agents than myself.
確實有 但我們的高級員工 Yeah, there are. But you have the full support
還有探員C都全力支持你 of our senior staff and, by the way, Agent C.
是這樣嗎 Is that right?
-就是說你接受職位了 -是的 - Do I take it you accept? - Yes.
很好 我去跟上面的領導們談 Good. I'll talk to the bosses upstairs.
你要清空你在倫敦分部的辦公桌 You need to clear your London desk
並在週一到黑衣人紐約分部報到 and report to MIB in New York on Monday.
紐約 New York.
謝謝你 探員O Thank you, Agent O.
恭喜你 試用菜鳥 Congratulations, probie.
也恭喜你 Congratulations to you too.
你該去跟你的探員們說明情況了 You'll want to brief your agents.
跟我走走 Walk with me.
你想知道宇宙的運作方式 So you wanted to know how it all works.
現在你知道了 Now you do.
你一定也預料到了 探員M And as you will no doubt have divined, Agent M,
這是有代價的 there's a price.
你好啊 你在幹什麼 Hey there. What are you doing?
我告訴O 回去之前 I told O I had to take care of
我有幾件事要處理 a couple things before I went back.
是嗎 比如說偷我的車 Yeah? What, like stealing my car?
不 開你的車 No, like driving it.
至少這回你坐對邊了 You're on the right side, at least.
我學得很快 I'm a quick study.
搭我回倫敦好嗎 Give me a lift back to London?
公路旅行 Road trip.
起來 起來 起來 Up, up, up!
天啊 不需要這一出 Oh, God. Did not need that.
你能用那個洗腦的玩意閃我一下嗎 拜託 Could you zap me with that forgetting thing, please?
你在這做什麼 兵兵 What are you doing here, Pawny?
快點習慣見到我 小白臉 Get used to seeing me, pretty boy.
-我是你的新保姆 -他是我的新什麼 - I'm your new babysitter. - He's my new what?
-保姆 -女王的命令 - Babysitter. - Queen's orders.
她說沒有我 你這個可憐蟲 She says the chance of your sorry ass
活下來的幾率為零 surviving without me: Zero.
我可沒那麼說 不是原話 Okay, I did not say that... exactly.
她說 "無限接近於零" She said, "Slim to zero."
我四捨五入為零了 I rounded it down to zero
因為感覺就是零 because I feel like it's zero.
當作是離別禮物吧 Consider it a parting gift.
拜託 我拯救了世界 Come on. I saved the world.
你不知道 因為你當時快被掐死了 You couldn't tell because you were getting choked on the floor.
-我有選擇權嗎 -沒有 - Do I even have a choice? - No.
太好了 好了 那個紅色的小按鈕在哪呢 Yes! There we go. All right. Where's that little red button?
就在這兒 It's right here.
我還是不喜歡你 I still don't like you.
我喜歡這個選擇 I love that option.
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這是一臺複雜的機器 所以要小心 This is a complicated piece of machinery, so be careful.
嗯 沒問題 Yeah, got it.
我決定相信直覺 I'm gonna trust my gut.