嗨 宝贝 Hi, honey.
嗨 妈妈 Hi, Mom.
好点了吗 You feeling any better?
好点了 A little bit.
知道吗 Guess what.
什么 What?
爷爷来了 Grandfather's here.
妈妈 你就不能告诉他我病了吗 Mom, can't you tell him that I'm sick?
你病了 所以他来看看你 You're sick. That's why he's here.
他会捏我的脸的 He'll pinch my cheek.
我不喜欢 I hate that.
或许他不会呢 Maybe he won't.
小病号怎么样了 How's the sickie?
我让你们聊聊吧 I'll leave you two pals alone.
我给你带了一份特别的礼物 I brought you a special present.
-什么啊 -拆开它 - What is it? - Open it up.
-一本书 -对 - A book? - That's right.
当我像你这么大时 电视就叫做书 When I was your age, television was called books.
这是一本特别的书 This is a special book.
过去当我生病时我的父亲就会给我读 It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick...
我过去也给你父亲读过 and I used to read it to your father.
今天我要给你读 Today I'm going to read it to you.
里面有关于体育的内容吗 Does it got any sports in it?
你在开玩笑吧 Are you kidding?
剑术 搏击 拷问 报仇... Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge...
巨人 怪物 追捕... giants, monsters, chases...
逃跑 真爱 奇迹 escapes, true love, miracles.
听上去还不错 That doesn't sound too bad.
我会试着不睡着的 I'll try and stay awake.
谢谢 那就太好了 Thank you very much. That's very nice of you.
你的信任投票让人无法抵挡 Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
好的 All right.
"公主新娘" "The Princess Bride...
"作者是摩根斯特尼" "by S. Morgenstern.
"第一章" "Chapter One.
布特卡普是在一个叫弗罗林的村庄里的... "Buttercup was raised on a small farm...
"一个农场长大的" "in the country of Florin.
"她最喜欢的消遣就是骑着她的马..." "Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse...
"打扰在那儿工作的农场小伙" "and tormenting the farm boy that worked there.
"他的名字叫维斯特雷 但她从来不这么称呼他" "His name was Westley, but she never called him that."
这难道不是一个好的开头吗 Isn't that a wonderful beginning?
是的 很好 Yeah, it's really good.
"布特卡普觉得最快乐的事是..." "Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure...
"吩咐维斯特雷干这干那" as ordering Westley around."
农场小伙 擦一下我的马鞍 Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle.
到早上我要它亮到能照出我的脸 I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
遵您所愿 As you wish.
"遵您所愿"几乎是他对她说话的全部 "As you wish" was all he ever said to her.
农场小伙 把这些都装满水 Farm boy, fill these with water.
拜托 Please.
遵您所愿 As you wish.
那天她很惊讶的发现... That day she was amazed to discover...
当他说 "遵您所愿"时... that when he was saying, "As you wish"...
他的意思是 "我爱你" what he meant was, "I love you."
更令人惊讶的是她意识到... Even more amazing was the day she realized...
自己也爱上了他 she truly loved him back.
农场小伙 Farm boy.
装一壶水 Fetch me that pitcher.
遵您所愿 As you wish.
等等 等等 Hold it, hold it.
这是什么 你想哄我吗 What is this? Are you trying to trick me?
哪里有体育的内容 And where's the sports?
这不就是一本说接吻的书吗 Is this a kissing book?
等一下 别急 Wait. Just wait.
什么时候才会有精彩的内容 When does it get good?
穿上你的衣服 听我读 Keep your shirt on and let me read.
"维斯特雷没钱结婚..." "Westley had no money for marriage...
"所以他简单收拾了一下行李就离开了农场..." "so he packed his few belongings and left the farm...
"跨越大海去碰碰运气" "to seek his fortune across the sea."
那对布特卡普来说是一个很伤感的时刻 It was a very emotional time for Buttercup.
我不相信这个 I don't believe this!
我担心再也见不到你了 I fear I'll never see you again.
你一定会见到我的 Of course you will.
如果你出了什么事呢 What if something happens to you?
听着... Hear this now...
我总是会出现在你身边的 I will always come for you.
你怎么能这么肯定 But how can you be sure?
这就是真爱 This is true love.
你认为它每天都会发生吗 Do you think this happens every day?
维斯特雷没有到达目的地 Westley didn't reach his destination.
他的船受到可怕的罗伯茨海盗的袭击 His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts...
他们从来都不会让俘虏活命的 who never left captives alive.
当布特卡普得知维斯特雷被杀害... When Buttercup got the news that Westley was murdered...
被老练的海盗所杀害 Murdered by pirates is good!
她跑进自己的房间把门关上... She went into her room and shut the door...
几天几夜不食不眠 and for days she neither slept nor ate.
我再也不会爱了 I will never love again.
五年后 在弗罗林城的广场... Five years later, the main square of Florin City...
挤满了人群 听王子胡姆普丁克... was filled as never before to hear the announcement...
宣布他的新娘子 of the great Prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be.
我的人民 My people...
从现在开始的一个月里... a month from now...
我们的国家将举行500周年庆典 our country will have its 500th anniversary.
日落后 我将迎娶一位女士... On that sundown, I shall marry a lady...
她曾经像你们一样平常... who was once a commoner like yourselves...
但现在你们或许不会再觉得她平常了 but perhaps you will not find her common now.
你们想见见她吗 Would you like to meet her?
我的人民 布特卡普公主 My people, the princess Buttercup!
空虚侵袭着布特卡普 Buttercup's emptiness consumed her.
虽然国家的法律给了胡姆普丁克... Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck...
选择新娘的权力... the right to choose his bride...
但她并不爱他 she did not love him.
尽管胡姆普丁克认为... Despite Humperdinck's reassurance...
她会慢慢爱上他... That she would grow to love him...
而她唯一的乐趣是整天骑马 the only joy she found was in her daily ride.
请问一下 女士 A word, my lady?
我们是一群穷困潦倒 迷了路的马戏团艺人 We are but poor, lost circus performers.
请问附近有村落吗 Is there a village nearby?
附近几公里内什么也没有 There is nothing nearby, not for miles.
那么就没人会听见你叫了 Then there will be no one to hear you scream.
你在撕什么 What is that you're ripping?
这是基尔德军队长官制服上的 It's fabric from the uniform of an army officer of Guilder.
谁是基尔德 Who's Guilder?
海对面的国家 和弗罗林有不共戴天之仇 The country across the sea, the sworn enemy of Florin.
走 Go!
一旦这马到了古堡... Once the horse reaches the castle...
这东西会让王子怀疑... the fabric will make the prince suspect...
基尔德人绑架了他的爱人 that the Guilderians have abducted his love.
当他在基尔德的边疆内发现她的尸体... When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier...
他的怀疑就会被确认 his suspicions will be totally confirmed.
你从没说过要杀人 You never said anything about killing anyone.
我雇你来是协助我挑起一场战争 I've hired you to help me start a war.
这是具有悠久而光荣的传统里... It's a prestigious line of work...
一份很有声望的工作 with a long and glorious tradition.
我只是认为杀害一位无辜的女士是不对的 I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
是我疯了 还是"想"这个词从你的嘴唇里溜了出来 Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips?
雇你不是因为要用你的脑子... You were not hired for your brains...
你这个河马般的巨无霸 you hippopotamic land mass!
我同意菲兹克 I agree with Fezzik.
酒鬼说话了 The sot has spoken!
她被怎么样完全不关你的事 What happens to her is not truly your concern!
我会杀了她的 I will kill her!
记住这点 永远不要忘记这点 And remember this, never forget this...
当我找到你时 你还是一个流着口水的醉鬼... When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk...
买不起白兰地 you couldn't buy brandy!
而你 无依无靠 蠢笨如猪... And you... friendless, brainless...
无助 绝望 helpless, hopeless!
你是不是要我把你送回到格陵兰岛... Do you want me to send you back to where you were...
当一个失业流民 unemployed in Greenland?
那个维兹尼 他老是大惊小怪... That Vizzini, he can... fuss.
大惊小怪... Fuss, fuss...
我想他喜欢对我们大呼小叫 I think he like to scream... at us.
或许他并没恶意 Probably he means no... harm.
他真的一点个人魅力都没有 He's really very short on... charm.
你在押韵方面有天赋 You have a great gift for rhyme.
对 有时候是 Yes, yes, some of the time.
够了 Enough of that!
菲兹克 前面有礁石吗 Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
如果有的话 我们都得死 If there are, we'll all be dead.
不要再押韵了 我是说真的 No more rhymes, now. I mean it!
谁要花生的 Anybody want a peanut?
我们会在黎明时刻到达悬崖 We'll reach the cliffs by dawn.
你为什么要这样做 Why are you doing that?
确保没人跟踪我们 Making sure nobody's following us.
那真的是难以置信 That would be inconceivable.
不管你们怎么想的... Despite what you think...
你们都会被逮住 那时候... you will be caught, and when you are...
王子会把你们都给绞死的 the prince will see you all hanged.
船上所有人的脖子都会 殿下... Of all the necks on this boat, Highness...
而您要担心其中一个是否是您自己 the one you should be worrying about is your own.
不要这样做了 Stop doing that!
我们可以放松一下 几乎要结束了 We can all relax. It's almost over.
你确定没人跟踪我们吗 You are sure nobody's following us?
正如我对你所说的 那是完完全全 彻彻底底... As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally...
不可想像的 and in all other ways inconceivable!
没有一个基尔德人知道我们在干什么... No one in Guilder knows what we've done...
也没有任何弗罗林人能这么快到这儿 and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast.
我很好奇 你为什么要问 Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
我碰巧往后看 有些东西在那儿 I happened to look behind us, and something is there.
什么 What?
或许是当地的渔民... Probably some local fisherman...
晚上出海吹吹风而已 out for a pleasure cruise at night...
就在鳗鱼滋生的水域 through eel-infested waters.
什么 What?
跳下去 捉她 Go in! Get after her!
我不会游泳 I don't swim.
我只会狗爬式 I only dog-paddle.
向左拐 Veer left!
左 Left!
您知道那是什么声音吗 殿下 Do you know what that sound is, Highness?
那是鳗鱼的尖叫声 Those are the shrieking eels.
如果您不信我的话就等着瞧 If you don't believe me, just wait.
会越来越大声的... They always grow louder...
特别是当它们享用新鲜的人肉时 when they're about to feed on human flesh.
如果您现在游回来... If you swim back now...
我保证不会伤害您 I promise no harm will come to you.
但我不敢担保鳗鱼是否会伤害您了 I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels.
这次她没被鳗鱼吃掉 She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time.
什么 What?
鳗鱼不会伤到她的 The eel doesn't get her.
我正要对你解释 你看起来有点紧张 I'm explaining to you because you look nervous.
我没有紧张 I wasn't nervous.
或许我只是有点关心... Maybe I was a little bit concerned...
但那不是一码事 but that's not the same thing.
如果你想的话我们可以在此打住 Because we can stop now if you want.
不 如果你愿意的话可以再读一点 No. You could read a little bit more, if you want.
"您知道那是什么声音吗 殿下 " "Do you know what that sound is, Highness?
"那是鳗鱼的尖叫声" "Those are the shrieking eels."
爷爷 这里你已经读过了 Pass that, Grandpa. You read it already.
天啊 是的 My goodness, I did.
不好意思 I'm sorry. Beg your pardon.
好的 好的 我看看 All right, all right. Let's see.
她在水中 鳗鱼跟着她... She was in the water, the eel was coming after her...
她很害怕... she was frightened...
鳗鱼开始要攻击她了 然后... the eel started to charge her, and then...
把她放下 放下她 Put her down. Just put her down!
我想他更靠近我们了 I think he's getting closer.
他和我们并没关系 He's no concern of ours.
继续航行 Sail on!
我想你认为自己很勇敢 对吧 I suppose you think you're brave, don't you?
只是相对一些人是 Only compared to some.
看 他就要赶上我们了 Look! He's right on top of us!
我在想他用的风力是否和我们的一样 I wonder if he's using the same wind we are using.
无论他是谁 都太迟了 看到了吧 Whoever he is, he's too late. See?
疯狂之巅 The Cliffs of Insanity!
快点 Hurry up!
动一下这家伙 Move the thing!
还有那个 And that other thing!
快点 Move it!
我们安全了 We're safe.
只有菲兹克才有这个能力 Only Fezzik is strong enough to go up our way.
他找停泊点都要花好几个小时 He'll have to sail for hours till he finds a harbor.
他也在爬绳 他紧跟着我们 He's climbing the rope, and he's gaining on us!
不可想像 Inconceivable!
快点 Faster!
我想我已经很快了 I thought I was going faster.
巨人就像你这样啊... You were supposed to be this colossus...
你本应是最有力量的东西... you were this great legendary thing...
而他就要追上我们了 and yet he gains!
我带上了三个人 而他只是一个人在爬 I'm carrying three people, and he got only himself.
我不接受解释 我得找一个新的巨人 I do not accept excuses. I have to find a new giant.
别这么说 维兹尼 求你了 Don't say that, Vizzini, please.
我是否说得够清楚了 你的工作不保了 Did I make it clear that your job is at stake?
他的臂力很强 He's got very good arms.
他没掉下去 He didn't fall?
不可想像 Inconceivable!
你总是在用这个词 You keep using that word.
我认为那并不意味着如你所想的意思 I do not think it means what you think it means.
我的天啊 他还在爬 My God, he's climbing.
无论他是谁 他明显也是冲着我们的公主来的... Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with the princess...
因此必须得死 and must therefore die.
你带着她 You carry her.
我们要往基尔德边疆进发 We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier.
他死后再赶上 Catch up when he's dead.
如果他掉了下去 那很好 如果没有 就用剑 If he falls, fine. If not, the sword.
我来摆平他 左手 I'm going to duel him left-handed.
你也知道我们的时间很紧 You know what a hurry we're in.
这是我唯一满意的方式 It's the only way I can be satisfied.
如果我用右手的话 唉 那太快了 If I use my right, tsk! Over too quickly.
用你自己的方式 Have it your way!
你小心点 You be careful.
戴着面具的人不可信 People in masks cannot be trusted.
我在等 I'm waiting!
嗨 Hello there!
爬得很慢咧 Slow going?
我不想粗鲁 但这不像看起来那么容易 I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks.
如果你不转移我的注意力我就感激不尽了 I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
-不好意思 -谢谢 - Sorry. - Thank you.
我想你是不可能提速的吧 I do not suppose you could speed things up?
如果你想快点的话... If you're in such a hurry...
你可以掉一根绳子或一根树枝... you could lower a rope or a tree branch...
或寻找什么有用的方式 or find something useful to do.
我可以 我这儿就有绳... I could do that. I got some rope up here...
但我想你不会接受我的帮助的... but I do not think you would accept my help...
因为我就在这儿等着要杀你 since I am only waiting around to kill you.
那不会给我们的关系蒙上阴影 That does put a damper on our relationship.
但我可以保证等到你爬上来才杀你 But I promise I won't kill you until you reach the top.
那挺好的 但我恐怕你得等上一阵子了 That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
我讨厌等待 I hate waiting.
我以一个西班牙人的名义来向你担保 I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
不好 No good.
我认识太多西班牙人了 I've known too many Spaniards.
有什么方式才能让你信任我 Any way you'll trust me?
想不出来 Nothing comes to mind.
我对我父亲多明戈·蒙托亚的灵魂发誓 I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya...
你会安全抵达顶部 you will reach the top alive.
把绳子抛给我 Throw me the rope.
谢谢 Thank you.
等等 等你准备好了 Wait. We'll wait until you're ready.
谢谢你 Again, thank you.
我不想窥探他人隐私 但你的右手是否... I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance...
碰巧有六根手指 happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
你总是这样开始话题的吗 Do you always begin conversations this way?
我的父亲是被一个有六根手指的人杀害的 My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man.
他是一位出色的铸剑师 He was a great swordmaker, my father.
当一个有六根手指的人出现... When the six-fingered man appeared...
并要求打造一把特别的剑时... and request a special sword...
我的父亲接受了这份工作 my father took the job.
他花了一年的心血才打造好 He slaved a year before he was done.
我从未见过能与它媲美的 I've never seen its equal.
那六根手指的人回来并要拿剑… The six-fingered man returned and demanded it...
但只付他所承诺过的1/10的价钱 but at 1/10 his promised price.
我父亲拒绝了 My father refused.
拿不到剑... Without a word...
那六根手指的人就向我父亲的心脏戳去 the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart.
我爱我的父亲 I loved my father.
所以就这样 我向那凶手挑战 So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel.
我输了 I failed.
那六根手指的人没要我的命 The six-fingered man leave me alive...
但他留下了这个给我 but he gave me this.
你当时多大 How old were you?
十一岁 I was eleven years old.
当我足够强壮时... When I was strong enough...
我耗尽我的生命去学剑术 I dedicated my life to the study of fencing.
那么下一次我们再见面时我就不会输了 So the next time we meet, I will not fail.
我会走向那六根手指的人并对他说… I will go up to the six-fingered man and say...
"你好" "Hello.
"我叫埃尼戈·蒙托亚" "My name is Inigo Montoya.
"你杀了我的父亲" "You killed my father.
"准备等死吧" "Prepare to die."
你一直学剑术什么也不干吗 You've done nothing but study swordplay?
最近在追寻他的踪迹 More pursuit than study lately.
你也看见 我没发现他 You see, I cannot find him.
已经有二十年了 我有点失去信心了 It's been twenty years now. I'm starting to lose confidence.
我只是来给维兹尼还债 I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills.
这对报仇来说并不是大钱 There's not a lot of money in revenge.
我希望某一天你能找到他 I certainly hope you find him someday.
准备好了吗 这样对你已足够公平了 You're ready, then? Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair.
你看起来挺正派的 我真不想杀你 You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
你似乎也挺正派的 但我不想死 You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
开始 Begin.
你在用波尼狄的防卫术来防御我的攻势 You are using Bonetti's defense against me?
我觉得在多岩石地势挺适合的 I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.
那你肯定就认为我会用卡波菲洛式来进攻你了 Naturally. You must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro.
我觉得费鲍尔特式能抵偿卡波菲洛式 Naturally, but I find that Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro.
是吗 Don't you?
除非敌方研究过阿格里帕式 Unless the enemy has studied Agrippa.
这个我有 Which I have.
你真是太出色了 You are wonderful!
谢谢 我花了很多功夫才练就成这样 Thank you. I've worked hard to become so.
我得承认 你比我更出色 I admit it. You are better than I am.
那你为什么还要笑 Then why are you smiling?
因为我知道一些你不知道的东西 Because I know something you don't know.
什么 What is that?
我不是用左手的 I am not left-handed.
你真让人惊讶 You're amazing.
你说的对 特别是二十年后 I ought to be, after twenty years.
有些事情我也该告诉你 There's something I ought to tell you.
那就说吧 Tell me.
我也不是左撇子 I'm not left-handed, either.
你是谁 Who are you?
没人需要推断 No one of consequence.
我得知道 I must know.
那就习惯失望吧 Get used to disappointment.
快点杀我吧 Kill me quickly.
作为一个像你这样的艺术家... I would sooner destroy a stained-glass window...
我觉得像要毁了一块彩色油画玻璃窗 as an artist like yourself.
但是 我是不会让你威胁我的 However, since I can't have you following me, either.
请理解 这是最尊重你的做法了 Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect.
不可想像 Inconceivable!
把她给我 尽快跟上我们 Give her to me! Catch up with us quickly!
那我该干什么 What do I do?
了结他 用你的方式 Finish him, finish him... your way!
好的 我的方式 谢谢 维兹尼 Good, my way. Thank you, Vizzini.
哪种方式是我的方式 Which way's my way?
捡起一块岩石 躲在大石头后 Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder.
等一下... In a few minutes...
黑衣人就会上来 the man in black will come running around the bend.
你一看见他的头 就用岩石砸他就是了 The minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock!
我的方式似乎没什么竞技精神 My way is not very sportsmanlike.
我是有意的 I did that on purpose.
我本不会失手 I didn't have to miss.
我相信你 I believe you.
那现在怎样 So what happens now?
我们在上帝的谕旨下碰面 We face each other as God intended.
要有竞技精神点 Sportsmanlike.
不耍花招 不用武器 纯粹技术的较量 No tricks, no weapons. Skill against skill alone.
你扔掉你的岩石 而我放下我的剑… You'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword...
然后我们要像文明人一样杀死对方吗 and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
我现在可以杀你了 I could kill you now.
坦白说 徒手搏斗的话... Frankly, I think the odds...
你胜出的可能性要大一些 are slightly in your favor at hand-fighting.
长得高和强壮不是我的错 It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest.
我还没练习过呢 I don't even exercise.
你就想这样和我浪费时间 还是怎么着 Are you just fiddling around with me, or what?
我想让你觉得你干得不赖 I want you to feel you are doing well.
我不想有人在羞辱中死去 I hate for people to die embarrassed.
你动作很快 You're quick!
好的 Good thing, too!
你为什么要戴面具 Why are you wearing a mask?
是不是给硫酸之类的伤过 Were you burned with acid or something like that?
不 只是戴起来很舒服 No. It's just they're terribly comfortable.
我想将来所有人都会戴这个 I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
我只是在想你怎么给我找了那么多痳烦 I just figured why you give me so much trouble.
为什么这样 你想过吗 Why is that, do you think?
我还没和一个人打过这么久 I haven't fought just one person for so long.
我专攻一群人 I've been specializing in groups.
当地慈善团体的格斗帮... Battling gangs for local charities...
诸如此类的东西 that kind of thing.
这力量这么会不一样 Why should that make such a... Oof! Difference?
噢 你明白了吧... Well, you see...
当你和矮你一截的人打斗时… you use different moves...
和当你和一个人打斗时... when you're fighting half a dozen people...
你得用... than when you only...
不一样的移动步法 have to be worried about one.
当你醒的时候 我不会羡慕你的头痛的 I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake.
与此同时 好好地休息去梦里见你的大块头女人吧 But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.
这是... There was...
一场伟大的决斗 a mighty duel.
到处都有痕迹 It ranged all over.
他们都是大师 They were both masters.
谁赢了 结果是怎样 Who won? How did it end?
败方自己走了... The loser ran off alone...
而赢家就跟着这些朝着基尔德的脚印进发了 while the winner... followed those footprints toward Guilder.
我们两个都跟踪吗 Shall we track them both?
败者没什么大不了 The loser is nothing.
只需要公主的下落 Only the princess matters.
很显然 这都是基尔德战士的计划 Clearly, this was all planned by warriors of Guilder.
我们要对前面的任何情况都做好准备 We must all be ready for whatever lies ahead.
这会不会是一个陷阱 Could this be a trap?
我一直认为所有事都可能是一个陷阱 I always think everything could be a trap.
所以到现在我还活着 That is why I'm still alive.
我们终于见面了 So, it is down to you, and it is down to me.
如果你想要她的人头... If you wish her dead...
你就继续往前走 by all means, keep moving forward.
我来解释一下 Let me explain.
没什么好解释的 There's nothing to explain.
你想绑架我正当偷回来的东西吗 You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
或许我们可以达成一个协议 Perhaps... an arrangement can be reached.
不存在什么协议 你想杀她吗 There will be no arrangement, and you're killing her.
如果这样的话 那么我们就处于僵局了 If there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.
恐怕是这样 I'm afraid so.
在体格上我跟你没法比 I can't compete with you physically...
而你的脑子比不上我 and you're no match for my brains.
你很聪明吗 You're that smart?
这样吧... Let me put it this way...
你有没听过柏拉图 亚里斯多德 苏格拉底 have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
-有 -都是蠢蛋 - Yes. - Morons.
是吗 Really?
这样的话 我就必须以智慧来挑战你了 In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.
为了公主 For the princess?
为了死亡 To the death?
我接受 I accept.
好的 倒酒 Good, then pour the wine.
闻一下 别碰 Inhale this, but do not touch.
我闻不到什么 I smell nothing.
你闻不出来的是一种叫艾厄藤粉的毒物 What you do not smell is called iocane powder.
它无色无味 在液体中能讯速溶解… It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid...
是已知最毒的一种毒药 and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.
好吧 有毒的是哪杯 All right. Where is the poison?
智慧之战开始了 The battle of wits has begun.
你先决定喝哪杯 然后我们同时喝… It ends when you decide, and we both drink...
然后就可以知道谁是对的… and find out who is right...
而谁要死 and who is dead.
这真是简单 But it's so simple.
我需要根据对你的了解来... All I have to do is divine from what I know of you...
猜一下你是哪种人... are you the sort of man...
是会把毒药放进自己的还是敌人的杯里 who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's?
一个聪明人会把毒药... A clever man would put the poison...
放进他自己的杯中... into his own goblet...
因为他知道只有绝顶蠢蛋… because he would know that only a great fool...
才会接受别人给的东西 would reach for what he was given.
我不是绝顶蠢蛋... I am not a great fool...
所以我肯定不会选择你面前的那杯酒 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
但你也肯定知道我不是一个绝顶蠢蛋 But you must have known I was not a great fool.
你可能指望过... You would have counted on it...
所以我也肯定不会喝我面前的酒 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
你作出决定了吗 You've made your decision, then?
还没有... Not remotely...
这种毒药来自澳大利亚 这是众所周知的… because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows...
而澳大利亚都是些罪犯... and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals...
罪犯一般都不被人所信任… and criminals are used to having people not trust them...
正如我不相信你... as you are not trusted by me...
那么我不会选择你面前的酒 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
真的 你有令人迷惑的智慧 Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
等我做选择吧 Wait till I get going!
-我在哪儿 -澳大利亚 - Where was I? - Australia.
对 澳大利亚 你肯定会怀疑… Yes, Australia. You must have suspected...
我知道这些毒药的来源… I would have known the powder's origin...
所以我不会选择我面前的酒 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
你这是在拖延时间 You're just stalling now.
你真的想这样 是吗 You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?
你打赢了我的巨人... You've beaten my giant...
这说明你非常强壮... which means you're exceptionally strong...
所以你会把毒药放进自己的杯子… so you could have put the poison in your own goblet...
相信能靠自己的力量解救… trusting on your strength to save you...
那么我就不会选择你面前的酒 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
但你又比我的西班牙人要好… But you've also bested my Spaniard...
这就意味着你肯定研究过… which means you must have studied...
人的精神... and in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal...
所以你会把毒药... so you would have put the poison...
置于远离自己的地方... as far from yourself as possible...
所以很明显我不会选择我面前的酒 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
你在耍我 想得到一些暗示 You're trying to trick me into giving away something.
没用的 It won't work.
有用 你已经给出了 It has worked. You've given everything away.
-我知道毒药放在哪杯了 -那么做决定吧 - I know where the poison is. - Then make your choice.
我会的 我选择...那泥土上的是什么东西 I will, and I choose... What in the world can that be?
什么 哪里 What? Where?
我没看见什么 I don't see anything.
有什么我会用剑杀了它的 I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.
有什么好笑的 What's so funny?
待会我告诉你 I'll tell you in a minute.
首先 我们喝吧... First, let's drink...
我喝我的 你喝你的 me from my glass and you from yours.
你猜错了 You guessed wrong.
你只是认为我猜错了 那就是好笑的地方 You only think I guessed wrong. That's what's so funny!
你转过身时 我调了杯子 I switched glasses when your back was turned!
你这个蠢蛋 You fool!
你成了经典失误中的又一个受害者 You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.
最著名的"别陷入亚洲地区的战役" The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."
但有点比不上... But only slightly less well known is this...
"死神来临时 别与西西里岛人对抗" "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! "
你是谁 Who are you?
我是不能被嘲弄的人 I am no one to be trifled with.
那就是你所需要知道的 That is all you ever need know.
我刚才一直在想... And to think, all that time...
你在哪个杯子放了毒药 it was your cup that was poisoned.
两只都放了 They were both poisoned.
我花了好几年时间... I spent the last few years...
来锻炼艾厄藤的免疫力 building up an immunity to iocane powder.
有人打晕了巨人 Someone has beaten the giant.
基尔德会因为她的死而受到劫难 There will be great suffering in Guilder if she dies.
透一下气吧 Catch your breath.
如果你放了我... If you'll release me...
无论你要求什么赎金你都会得到的 我答应你 whatever you ask for ransom, you'll get it. I promise you.
一个女人的承诺有什么价值 And what is that worth... the promise of a woman?
你真的很搞笑 殿下 You're very funny, Highness.
我给你一次机会 I was giving you a chance.
无论你把我带到哪儿... It does not matter where you take me...
这世上没有比胡姆普丁克王子更棒的猎人了 there is no greater hunter than Prince Humperdinck.
他能在乌云密布中找到猎鹰 He can track a falcon on a cloudy day.
他会找到你的 He can find you.
你认为你的至爱会救你吗 You think your dearest love will save you?
我从来就没说过他是我的至爱 I never said he was my dearest love.
但 是的 他会来救我的 我确信 And, yes, he will save me. That I know.
你是在对我说你不爱你的未婚夫吗 You admit to me you do not love your fiancé.
他知道我并不爱他 He knows I do not love him.
你的意思是不值得去爱了 Are not capable of love is what you mean.
我曾经深深的爱过... I have loved more deeply...
像你这样的凶手是无法想像的 than a killer like yourself could ever dream.
这只是一个警告 殿下 That was a warning, Highness.
下次 我的手就会挥下去了 The next time, my hand flies on its own.
在我的家乡 如果女人说谎是会受到惩罚的 Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.
艾厄藤 我敢断定... Iocane. I'd bet my life on it...
这些是公主的脚印 and there are the princess' footprints.
她还活着 或者说一个小时前还活着 She is alive, or was an hour ago.
如果当我发现她遭到不测 If she is otherwise when I find her...
我会非常愤怒 I shall be very put out.
-休息吧 殿下 -我知道你是谁 - Rest, Highness. - I know who you are.
你的残酷说明了一切 Your cruelty reveals everything.
你就是可怕的罗伯茨海盗 承认吧 You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Admit it.
很荣幸 有什么需要为您效劳的 With pride. What can I do for you?
你会被碎尸万段 慢慢的死去 You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.
真是严厉的恭维啊 殿下 Hardly complimentary, Your Highness.
你为什么要这么恶毒的诅咒我 Why loose your venom on me?
你杀了我的爱人 You killed my love.
有可能 It's possible.
我杀了很多人 I kill a lot of people.
谁是你的爱人 Who was this love of yours?
另一个像这样的王子吗 丑陋 富有 而且口吃 Another prince like this one... ugly, rich, and scabby?
一个农场男孩 穷困 A farm boy, poor.
但有一双美丽的眼睛 就像暴风雨后的大海 Poor and perfect with eyes like the sea after a storm.
就在那大海 你的船进行了袭击 On the high seas, your ship attacked.
而可怕的罗伯茨海盗是从不留俘虏的 And the Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.
我不能担保会有例外 I can't afford to make exceptions.
一旦有传言说海盗很温柔… Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft...
人们就会违抗你... people begin to disobey you...
所以只能专心的工作了 and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time.
你刺痛了我的伤口 You mock my pain.
生命就是痛苦 殿下 Life is pain, Highness.
如果有人不同意 那他就是另有所图 Anyone who says differently is selling something.
我想我还记得你的那位农场小伙 I remember this farm boy of yours, I think.
应该是五年前的事了吧 This would be, what, five years ago?
你听着会难受吗 Does it bother you to hear?
你说的任何话都不会让我难过 Nothing you can say will upset me.
他死得很安祥 He died well.
这该会让你高兴点吧 That should please you.
没什么要求 也没哭没闹 No bribe attempts or blubbering.
他只是说 "拜托..." He simply said, "Please...
"拜托 我要活着" "please, I need to live."
就是这个拜托勾起了我的记忆 It was the please that caught my memory.
我问他有什么如此重要 I asked him what was so important.
"真爱" 他回答 "True love," he replied.
接着他提到了一个女孩... Then he spoke of a girl...
她不但漂亮而且忠诚 of surpassing beauty and faithfulness.
我可以认为他是在说您 I can only assume he meant you.
您该庆幸我杀了他 You should bless me for destroying him...
在他发现您的本来面目前 before he found out what you really are.
我的本来面目 And what am I?
他所说的忠诚 女士 Faithfulness he talked of, madam...
您忠贞不渝的忠诚 your enduring faithfulness.
老实对我说 当您知道他死了… Tell me truly. When you found out he was gone...
您是立即就和王子订婚... did you get engaged to your prince that same hour...
还是为了表示对他的哀悼而等了一个星期 or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead?
你又一次伤害了我 别这样做了 You mocked me once. Never do it again!
那天我也死了 I died that day!
你也可以去死 我只关心这个 You can die, too, for all I care!
遵您所愿 As... you... wish!
我亲爱的维斯特雷 My sweet Westley.
我究竟干了什么 What have I done?
他们不见了 They've disappeared.
他肯定是发现我们逼近了… He must've seen us closing in...
这会使他惊惶失措而导致出错 which might account for his panicking into error.
除非我是错的 但我从未错过… Unless I'm wrong, and I am never wrong...
他们是朝火沼泽走去了 they are headed dead into the Fire Swamp.
你还能动吗 Can you move at all?
动 你还活着 Move? You're alive.
如果你愿意 我可以飞 If you want, I can fly.
我告诉过你我会出现在你身边的 I told you I would always come for you.
你为什么不等我 Why didn't you wait for me?
那个... Well...
你死了 you were dead.
死亡不能阻止真爱 Death cannot stop true love.
死亡能做的只是耽搁一会儿 All it can do is delay it for a while.
我再也不会怀疑了 I will never doubt again.
永远没有这个必要了 There will never be a need.
噢 不 拜托 Oh, no. No, please.
怎么了 有问题吗 What is it? What's the matter?
他们又接吻了 They're kissing again.
我们一定要听那些接吻的部分吗 Do we have to hear the kissing part?
将来某天你或许就不会介意了 Someday you may not mind so much.
跳到火沼泽那一段 听起来挺吸引人的 Skip on to the Fire Swamp. That sounded good.
你是病号 就随你的意吧 You're sick. I'll humor you.
噢 我说到哪了 So now, where were we here?
维斯特雷和布特卡普就在峡谷里跑 Westley and Buttercup raced along the ravine floor.
你的蠢蛋未婚夫也太慢了 Your pig fiancé is too late.
再一会 我们就会安全到达火沼泽了 A few more steps, and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp.
我们会丧命的 We'll never survive.
胡说 你这样说只是因为没人试过 Nonsense! You only say that because no one ever has.
没那么糟糕 It's not that bad.
我不是说我想在那儿搭一间避暑房子 I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here...
但这些树的确很可爱 but the trees are actually quite lovely.
噢 现在 那是个奇遇 Well, now, that was an adventure.
烧焦了一点 是吧 Singed a bit, were you?
你呢 You?
我得说一句... One thing I will say...
火沼让你在意自己的脚趾 the fire swamp certainly does keep you on your toes.
但这很快就会变成一个快乐的回忆… This will all soon be but a happy memory...
罗伯茨的船在很远的地方抛锚… because Roberts' ship Revenge is anchored at the far end...
而我 正如你所知的 是其中一员 and I, as you know, am Roberts.
这怎么可能... How is that possible...
他已经抢劫了20年... since he's been marauding twenty years...
而你只是在五年前离开我的啊 and you only left me five years ago?
我也常惊讶于生命中的一些急转弯 I myself am often surprised at life's little quirks.
我之前跟你说的关于"拜托"是真的 What I told you before about saying please was true.
罗伯茨起了兴趣... It intrigued Roberts...
特别是当我向他描述你的美丽时 as did my description of your beauty.
最后 罗伯茨决定了一些事情 Finally, Roberts decided something.
他说 "好吧 维斯特雷 我从未有过男仆" He said, "All right, Westley, I've never had a valet.
"你今晚可以试试" "You can try it for tonight.
"到明早我大概就会把你给杀了" "I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
他说了三年这个 Three years he said that.
"晚安 维斯特雷 做的不错 睡个好觉吧" "Good night, Westley, good work. Sleep well.
"到明早我大概就会把你给杀了" "I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
那是一段不错的时光 It was a fine time for me.
我学会了剑术 搏斗 还有一些其他的东西 I was learning to fence, fight, anything anyone would teach me.
罗伯茨和我最后成为了朋友... And Roberts and I eventually became friends...
然后就这样发生了 and then it happened.
发生什么了 继续说 What? Go on.
罗伯茨已经很富有了 他想引退… Roberts had grown so rich, he wanted to retire...
所以他把我带到他的小屋 告诉我他的秘密 so he took me to his cabin and told me his secret.
"我不是那可怕的罗伯茨海盗" 他说 "I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts," he said.
"我叫赖安" "My name is Ryan.
"我从前任罗伯茨那继承了这艘船" "I inherited the ship from the previous Roberts...
"就像你将从我这继承这艘船一样" "just as you will inherit it from me.
"而那个让我继承的人也不是真正的罗伯茨" "The man I inherited it from wasn't the real Roberts, either.
"他叫坎波布德" "His name was Cumberbund.
"真正的罗伯茨已经引退15年了" "The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years...
"过着国王一般的生活" 谢谢 "and living like a king." Thank you.
接着他解释名字是一件很重要的事情… Then he explained the name was the important thing...
因为它可以维持必要的威严 for inspiring the necessary fear.
你想想 没人会臣服于可怕的海盗维斯特雷 You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley.
然后我们在岸边航行 招了一批新的海员 So we sailed ashore, took on an entirely new crew.
而他在船上辅佐了我一段时间 And he stayed aboard for a while as first mate...
一直称呼我为罗伯茨 all the time calling me Roberts.
直到手下们都信服了 他就离开了船… Once the crew believed, he left the ship...
从那以后我就是罗伯茨 and I have been Roberts ever since.
直到现在 我们重逢了... Except, now that we're together...
我可以引退把这个名字传给他人 I shall retire and hand the name over to someone else.
还有什么不明白的吗 Is everything clear to you?
我们不会成功的 We'll never succeed.
我们会死在这儿的 We may as well die here.
不 我们已经成功了 No, we have already succeeded.
我是说 火沼泽里的三个恐怖事物是什么 I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp?
一个是火焰喷射 这没问题 One, the flame spurt. No problem.
前面有一些可怕的声音 There's a popping sound preceding each.
我们可以避开 We can avoid that.
第二是闪电沙 Two, the lightning sand.
但你足够聪明 会发现到底是怎么一回事的 But you were clever enough to discover what that looks like...
所以 我们也可以避开那个 so in the future, we can avoid that, too.
维斯特雷 那么奇怪的肉食动物呢 Westley, what about the R.O.U.S. S?
块头异常大的肉食动物啊 Rodents of Unusual Size?
我想它们并不存在 I don't think they exist.
我们成功了 We did it.
现在 还觉得那么可怕吗 Now, was that so terrible?
投降 Surrender!
你是指你想向我投降吗 You mean you wish to surrender to me?
那好啊 我接受 Very well. I accept.
我给你的勇敢满分 I give you full marks for bravery.
别让自己像个傻瓜一样 Don't make yourself a fool.
你是怎样捉到我们的 But how will you capture us?
我们知道火沼泽的秘密 We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp.
我们可以在那快活的住上一阵子… We can live there quite happily for some time...
如果你想死的话可以顺便去参观一下 so whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.
我再说一遍 投降 I tell you once again, surrender!
不可能 It will not happen.
最后一次 投降 For the last time, surrender!
先死吧 Death first!
你能承诺不伤害他吗 Will you promise not to hurt him?!
-什么 -什么 - What was that? - What was that?
如果我们投降 我跟你回去… If we surrender and I return with you...
你能承诺不伤害这个人吗 will you promise not to hurt this man?
我可以活上一千年且不再打猎吗 May I live a thousand years and never hunt again.
他是海盗船上的海员 He is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge.
把他送回他的船上 Promise to return him to his ship.
我可以答应 I swear it will be done.
一旦我们走后就把他带回弗罗林… Once we're out of sight, take him back to Florin...
把他扔进绝望深渊里 and throw him in the Pit of Despair.
我可以答应 I swear it will be done.
想起你已死过一次 已让我无法承受 I thought you were dead once, and it almost destroyed me.
我不能忍受你又死一次... I could not bear it if you died again...
特别是我能救你时 not when I could save you.
来吧 先生 Come, sir.
我们得把你带回你的船上 We must get you to your ship.
我们是男子汉 We are men of action.
说谎不是我们的作风 Lies do not become us.
说的好 先生 Well spoken, sir.
那是什么 What is it?
你的右手有六根手指 You have six fingers on your right hand.
有人会来找你的 Someone was looking for you.
我在哪 Where am I?
绝望深渊 The Pit of Despair.
可别指望... Don't even think...
可别指望逃出去 Don't even think about trying to escape.
这手铐够粗的了 The chains are far too thick.
也别指望被解救 And don't dream of being rescued, either.
来这的路非常隐秘 The only way in is secret.
只有王子 伯爵和我... Only the prince, the count, and I...
知道如何进出 know how to get in and out.
那么我得待在这儿直到死了 Then I'm here till I die?
直到他们杀了你 嗯 Till they kill you, yeah.
那为什么还要给我疗伤 Then why bother curing me?
王子和伯爵坚持被抓进来的人在受刑前… The prince and count insist on everyone being healthy...
必须是安全的 before they're broken.
那就会有酷刑咯 So it's to be torture.
我想我还应付的了 I can cope with torture.
你不相信我吗 You don't believe me?
你能在火沼泽活命 You survived the Fire Swamp.
你肯定非常勇敢... You must be very brave...
但没人能抵抗得了机器 but nobody withstands the Machine.
从火沼泽回来后她就一直这样 She's been like that ever since the Fire Swamp.
是父亲每况愈下的健康让她难过 It's my father's failing health that's upsetting her.
当然了 Of course.
国王死的那晚... The king died that very night...
第二天的黎明前... and before the following dawn...
布特卡普和胡姆普丁克完婚 Buttercup and Humperdinck were married.
而在中午 她再次会见了她的国民… And at noon, she met her subjects again...
这次 是以皇后的身份 this time, as their queen.
我父亲的遗言是... My father's final words were...
等等 等等 爷爷 Hold it! Hold it, Grandpa.
你读错了 You read that wrong.
她不是和胡姆普丁克结婚 而是和维斯特雷 She doesn't marry Humperdinck. She marries Westley.
我敢肯定是这样 I'm just sure of it.
维斯特雷为她做了那么多… After all that Westley did for her...
如果她不嫁给他 那就太不公平了 if she didn't marry him, it wouldn't be fair.
谁说生活是公平的 Who says life is fair?
在哪有写过吗 Where is that written?
生活不总是公平的 Life isn't always fair.
我只是说 你搞混了这个故事 I'm telling you, you're messing up the story!
现在 理顺它 Now, get it right!
你想我继续读这个吗 Do you want me to go on with this?
好吧 那就别打岔了 All right, then, no more interruptions.
"中午 她会见了她的国民" "At noon, she met her subjects again...
"这次 是以皇后的身份" this time, as their queen."
我父亲的遗言是... My father's final words were...
"像我一样爱她 那就是快乐" "Love her as I loved her, and there will be joy."
我向你们介绍你们的皇后 I present to you your queen!
布特卡普皇后 Queen Buttercup!
你为什么要这样做 Why do you do this?
爱曾在你手心 而你却松手了 You had love in your hands, and you gave it up!
如果我不这样做 他们会把维斯特雷杀了 They would have killed Westley if I hadn't done it.
你的真爱还活着 而你却嫁给另外一个人 Your true love lives, and you marry another!
真爱让她在火沼泽里活命… True love saved her in the Fire Swamp...
而她把真爱像垃圾一样对待 and she treated it like garbage!
那就是她的本来面目 垃圾皇后 And that's what she is... the Queen of Refuse!
如果你们愿意的话 向她鞠躬吧 So bow down to her if you want! Bow to her!
向污泥皇后鞠躬吧 Bow to the Queen of Slime!
亵渎的皇后 The Queen of Filth!
腐烂的皇后 The Queen of Putrescence!
垃圾 亵渎 腐烂 粪便 Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck!
离婚礼还有10天时间 It was ten days till the wedding.
国王还活着 The king still lived.
但布特卡普被恶梦紧紧纠缠着 But Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse.
是吧 我不是说她不会和那讨厌的胡姆普丁克结婚的 See? Didn't I say she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck?
对 你真聪明 闭嘴 Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.
是这样的 It comes to this.
我爱维斯特雷 我一直都爱着他 I love Westley. I always have.
我知道一直都爱着 I know now I always will.
如果你让我10天后必须嫁给你… If you tell me I must marry you in ten days...
那请相信我会在早上死去的 please believe I will be dead by morning.
我从来不想让你难过 I could never cause you grief.
想想我们的婚礼取消 Consider our wedding off.
你把维斯特雷... You returned this...
送回到他的船上了吗 Westley to his ship?
那我们会警告他 Then we will simply alert him.
宝贝 你真的确信他还爱着你吗 Beloved... are you certain he still wants you?
毕竟 是你在火沼泽里把我们拆散的 After all, it was you who did the leaving in the Fire Swamp.
更别提海盗是否会信守诺言了 Not to mention that pirates are not known as men of their words.
我的维斯特雷总是会出现在我身边的 My Westley will always come for me.
我有个想法 I suggest a deal.
你写四封同样的信 You write four copies of a letter.
我派出最快的四艘船 每艘船往一个方向 I'll send my four fastest ships, one in each direction.
可怕的罗伯茨海盗... The Dread Pirate Roberts...
每年的这个时候都在弗罗林附近徘徊 is always close to Florin this time of year.
我的船只挂上白旗并传达你的信息 We'll run up the white flag and deliver your message.
如果维斯特雷仍爱着你 那就祝福你们 If Westley wants you, bless you both.
不然... If not...
就请答应我别去寻死 please consider me as an alternative to suicide.
怎么样 Are we agreed?
你的公主真是一个好胜心极强的人 Your princess is really quite a winning creature.
或许只是小事 但她的要求似乎不容质疑 A trifle simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable.
我知道 人们都很喜欢她 I know. The people are quite taken with her.
那就奇怪了 当我雇维兹尼... It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini...
在我们订婚的当天杀了她... to have her murdered on our engagement day...
我想那很聪明 I thought that was clever.
如果我在结婚当晚掐死她... But it's going to be so much more moving...
就会出现很多麻烦 when I strangle her on our wedding night.
一旦基尔德受遣责... Once Guilder is blamed...
国人们会处于愤怒的情绪中 the nation will be truly outraged.
他们就会请求我们去作战了 They'll demand we go to war.
噢 那机关在哪儿 Now, where is that secret knot?
找到它可真痳烦 It's impossible to find.
你要不要下去 Are you coming down into the pit?
维斯特雷的体力恢复了 Westley's got his strength back.
我今晚要用机器来炮制他 I'm starting him on the Machine tonight.
蒂龙 你知道我是多么想看你的杰作… Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work...
但我得去计划一下我们国家的500周年庆典 but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan...
还有我的婚礼 谋杀我的妻子… my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder...
还得陷害基尔德 我真是个大忙人 and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
休息一下吧 Get some rest.
如果失去了健康 你将一无所获 If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.
真漂亮 不是吗 Beautiful, isn't it?
它花了我人生一半的时间来打造 It took me half a lifetime to invent it.
我想你会发现... I'm sure you've discovered...
我对痛苦的一种深深的和持久的兴趣 my deep and abiding interest in pain.
现在 我在写关于这个问题的… At present, I'm writing the definitive work...
权威性作品 on the subject.
所以我希望你老老实实的告诉我… So I want you to be totally honest with me...
这机器让你感觉如何 on how the Machine makes you feel.
这是我们的第一次尝试 我会用最低的设置 This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting.
正如所知 抽水机的概念已经… As you know, the concept of the suction pump...
相当古老了 is centuries old.
嗯 真的 就是这样 Well, really, that's all this is.
而除了抽水... Except that, instead of sucking water...
我还吸取生命 I'm sucking life.
我刚才吸取了你的一年寿命 I've just sucked one year of your life away.
每天我会加一级 直到五级 I might one day go as high as five...
但我真的不知道那会对你有什么影响… but I really don't know what that would do to you...
所以就由我们所掌握的开始吧 so let's just start with what we have.
你现在什么感觉 告诉我 What did this do to you? Tell me.
记住 这是给子孙后代看的… And remember, this is for posterity...
所以老实点 so be honest.
你觉得怎样 How do you feel?
有趣 Interesting.
耶林 Yellin.
阁下 Sire.
作为弗罗林的执行总监 我相信你会保守这个秘密 As chief enforcer of all Florin, I trust you with this secret.
从基尔德来的杀手... Killers from Guilder...
已经抵达贼林... are infiltrating the Thieves' Forest...
计划在我们结婚的当天晚上谋杀我的新娘 and plan to murder my bride on our wedding night.
我的密探网络并没得到这条消息 My spy network has heard no such news.
有维斯特雷的消息吗 Any word from Westley?
还早着呢 我的宝贝 Too soon, my angel.
耐心点 Patience.
他会出现到我身边的 He will come for me.
当然 Of course.
她不会被杀害的 She will not be murdered.
在结婚当天... On the day of the wedding...
我要清空贼林... I want the Thieves' Forest emptied...
逮捕那里所有的居民 and every inhabitant arrested.
很多贼不会束手就擒 Many of the thieves will resist.
日常执行力量可能不够 My regular enforcers will be inadequate.
那就组织一班强制队 Form a brute squad, then!
在我结婚之前 我要清空贼林 I want the Thieves' Forest emptied before I wed.
那不是容易的事 阁下 It won't be easy, sire.
试着支配这个世界吧 Try ruling the world sometime.
结婚的日子到了 The day of the wedding arrived.
强制队充分地... The brute squad had their hands full...
执行着胡姆普丁克的命令 carrying out Humperdinck's orders.
上 上 上 Up! Up! Up!
快 快 Come on! Come on!
-所有人都出来了吗 -快了 - Is everybody out? - Almost.
有个西班牙人造成了点痳烦 There's a Spaniard giving us some trouble.
嗯 你应该还以颜色 Well, you give him some trouble.
走 Move.
我在等你呢 维兹尼 I am waiting for you, Vizzini.
你说让我回到以前的地方 我遵从了 You told me to go back to the beginning, so I have.
我就在这 这就是我住的地方 This is where I am, and this is where I'll stay.
我不会走的 I will not be moved.
噢 那儿 Ho there!
我不会走的 滚你的"噢 那儿"吧 I do not budge. Keep your "ho there."
王子下达了命令 The prince gave orders.
维兹尼也是 So did Vizzini.
当一份工作搞砸了 你就得回到开始 When a job went wrong, you went back to the beginning.
这就是我们得到工作的地方 所以就是一个开始 This is where we got the job, so it's the beginning.
我会一直等到维兹尼来找我为止 And I am staying till Vizzini come.
你这个畜生 来这儿 You brute, come here!
我在等维兹尼 I am waiting for Vizzini.
你真是个刻薄鬼 You surely are a meanie.
是你啊 It's you.
真的 True.
你脸色不太好 You don't look so good.
气味也不好闻 You don't smell so good, either.
或许吧 Perhaps not.
我觉得挺好的 I feel fine.
菲兹克和埃尼戈又结合了 Fezzik and Inigo were reunited.
在菲兹克照料他酗酒的朋友恢复健康的同时… As Fezzik nursed his inebriated friend back to health...
他告诉了埃尼戈维兹尼的死… he told Inigo of Vizzini's death...
还有他的宿敌... and the existence of Count Rugen...
六指人的存在 the six-fingered man.
这些人可花了埃尼戈不少的时间去寻找 Considering Inigo's lifelong search...
他很好地处理着这些信息 he handled the news surprisingly well.
菲兹克非常细心地照料着埃尼戈 Fezzik took great care in reviving Inigo.
够了 That's enough!
那家伙在哪 我要杀了他 Where is this Rugen now so I may kill him?
他和王子在古堡里 He's with the prince in the castle...
但古堡的大门有30个人把守 but the castle gate is guarded by thirty men.
你能对付多少人 How many could you handle?
我想不多于10人 I don't think more than ten.
那我需要对付20个 Leaving twenty for me.
即使我拼劲全力 也打不了这么多啊 At my best, I could never defeat that many.
我需要维兹尼出主意 我在这方面没任何天赋 I need Vizzini to plan. I have no gift for strategy.
但维兹尼死了 But Vizzini is dead.
不 不是维兹尼 No. Not Vizzini.
我需要的是黑衣人 I need the man in black.
什么 What?
他用力量击败你了 大人 He bested you with strength, your greatness.
他用钢铁击败我了 He bested me with steel.
他肯定比维兹尼更有头脑 He must have out-thought Vizzini.
有这能耐的人也能计划袭击我的古堡 A man who can do that can plan my castle onslaught any day.
-走吧 -去哪 - Let's go. - Where?
当然是去找黑衣人 Find the man in black, obviously.
但你不知道他在哪啊 But you don't know where he is.
别说这个惹恼我 Don't bother me with trifles.
二十年了... After twenty years, at last...
我父亲的灵魂终于得到安息 my father's soul will be at peace.
今晚是血腥的一晚 There will be blood tonight!
起来汇报 Rise and report.
贼林清空了 The Thieves' Forest is emptied.
古堡大门有30名守卫把守 Thirty men guard the castle gate.
加倍 Double it.
一定要让我的公主安全 My princess must be safe.
大门只有一把钥匙... The gate has but one key...
在我身上 and I carry that.
我的挚爱 My dulcet darling!
今晚 我们就要结婚了 Tonight, we marry.
明早 你的人会护送我们到弗罗林海峡… Tomorrow morning, your men will escort us to Florin Channel...
我舰队里的每一艘船... where every ship in my armada...
都在等待着护送我们度蜜月 waits to accompany us on our honeymoon.
你是指除了你最快的那几艘船吧 Every ship but your four fastest, you mean.
除了你派出的四艘快船 Every ship but the four you sent.
是的 当然 Yes, of course.
不包括那四艘快船 Naturally, not those four.
告退 Your Majesties.
你从未派出过船 You never sent the ships.
别再撒谎了 Don't bother lying.
没关系的 It doesn't matter.
维斯特雷无论如何都会出现在我身边的 Westley will come for me, anyway
你真是一个傻姑娘 You're a silly girl.
是的 我是一个傻姑娘... Yes, I am a silly girl...
但不用很久 我就会看到你是一个一无是处 for not having seen sooner that you were nothing but a coward...
恐惧充满内心的懦夫 with a heart full of fear.
如果我是你就不会说出这些话 I would not say such things if I were you.
为什么不 你伤害不了我 Why not? You can't hurt me.
维斯特雷和我因为爱已经紧紧的相连 Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love...
这是你追踪不了的... and you cannot track that...
即使加上一千只追踪犬 not with a thousand bloodhounds...
即使用一千把剑 and you cannot break it...
也无法斩断 not with a thousand swords.
我说你是一个懦夫... And when I say you are a coward...
那是因为你是爬在这块土地上的… that is only because you are the slimiest weakling...
最懦弱的东西 ever to crawl the earth.
如果我是你就不会说出这些话 I would not say such things if I were you!
你们是真的爱着对方... You truly love each other...
也许你会得到真正的快乐 and so you might have been truly happy.
无论小说上怎么写 Not one couple in a century has that chance...
这个世纪从未有情侣如此这般 no matter what the storybooks say.
所以我想这个世纪里没有一个男人… So I think no man in a century...
会遭受像你这样的痛苦 will suffer as greatly as you will.
别提到第五级 Not to fifty!
听 你听见了吗 Listen. Do you hear?
那是极端痛苦的叫喊声 That is the sound of ultimate suffering.
当雷根杀我父亲时我也曾发出这样的声音 My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father.
现在则来自黑衣人 The man in black makes it now.
黑衣人 The man in black?
他的爱人今晚要和另一个男人结婚 His true love is marrying another tonight.
只会因为如此才会发出这样的极端痛苦喊声 Who else has the cause for ultimate suffering?
不好意思 是很重要的事 Excuse me. Pardon me, it's important.
菲兹克 请 Fezzik, please.
所有人 走开 Everybody, move!
谢谢 Thank you.
黑衣人在哪儿 Where is the man in black?
你是从这树林到那儿的 对吗 You get there from this grove, yes?
菲兹克 激活一下他的记忆 Fezzik, jog his memory.
不好意思 埃尼戈 I'm sorry, Inigo.
我一时情不自禁 I didn't mean to jog him so hard.
父亲 我让您失望了二十年 Father, I have failed you for twenty years.
现在我们的痛苦将会结束 Now our misery can end.
某个地方... Somewhere...
就在附近的某个地方 有个人能帮助我们 somewhere close by is a man who can help us.
凭我一个人找不到他 I cannot find him alone.
我需要您的帮助 I need you.
我需要您指示我的剑 I need you to guide my sword.
求您了 Please.
指示我的剑吧 Guide my sword.
他死了 He's dead.
这不公平 It just is not fair.
爷爷 等等 Grandpa, wait!
等等 菲兹克所说的 "他死了"是什么意思 Wait. What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead"?
我是说 他不会指死亡吧 I mean, he didn't mean dead.
维斯特雷只是假装...对吧 Westley's only faking... right?
你还想我读这个吗 You want me to read this or not?
谁去收拾胡姆普丁克 Who gets Humperdinck?
我不明白 I don't understand.
谁最终杀了胡姆普丁克王子 Who kills Prince Humperdinck at the end?
总得有人这么干 Somebody's got to do it.
是埃尼戈 还是谁 Is it Inigo? Who?
没人 没人杀他 Nobody. Nobody kills him.
他活下来了 He lives.
你是说他赢了吗 You mean he wins?
天啊 爷爷 你为什么要念这个给我听啊 Jesus, Grandpa, what did you read me this thing for?
你有点虚弱... You've been very sick...
你对这个故事太较真了 and you're taking this story very seriously.
我想我们现在该停了 I think we ought to stop now.
不 我没事 No. I'm OK.
坐下 我很好 Sit down. I'm all right.
好的 让我看看 我们说到哪儿了 All right, now, let's see, where were we?
绝望深渊 In the Pit of Despair.
我们蒙托亚人从来不会轻易被打败 We Montoyas have never taken defeat easily.
走吧 菲兹克 把尸体带上 Come along, Fezzik. Bring the body.
尸体 The body?
你有钱吗 Have you any money?
有一点 I have a little.
我希望能足够买到一个奇迹 就这样 I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle, that's all.
走 Go away!
什么 What? What?
你是魔法师马克斯吗... Are you the Miracle Max...
这些年来一直为国王效力的那个 who worked for the king all those years?
国王的混蛋儿子把我解雇了 The king's stinking son fired me.
感谢你提起了这件让我痛苦的事情 And thank you for bringing up such a painful subject.
真要感谢 怎么不给我一个漂亮的纸杯… While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut...
然后倒点柠檬汁 and pour lemon juice on it?
我们关门了 We're closed!
走吧 否则我就叫强制队过来了 Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad.
我就是强制队的 I'm on the brute squad.
你就是强制队的 You are the brute squad.
我们需要一个奇迹 非常重要 We need a miracle. It's very important.
听着 我退休了 而且… Look, I'm retired. And besides...
为什么你们会需要一个被国王混蛋儿子解雇的人 why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired?
我也许会失手杀掉你让我施法的人 I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle.
他已经死了 He's already dead.
他是 对吗 He is, huh?
我来看看 带他进来 I'll take a look. Bring him in.
我看更糟 I've seen worse.
先生 Sir?
我们很赶时间 We're in a terrible rush.
别催我 孩子 Don't rush me, sonny.
当你催促一个创造奇迹的人 你只会得到一个糟糕的奇迹 You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
你有带钱吗 You got money?
65块 Sixty-five.
我从未干过报酬这么少的活 I never worked for so little...
除了一次 那是因为非常高尚的理由 except once, and that was a very noble cause.
现在同样高尚 先生 This is noble, sir.
他的妻子残废了 His wife is crippled.
他的儿子处于饿死的边缘 His children are on the brink of starvation.
你是一个无能的谎话精 Are you a rotten liar!
我需要他来帮助我为父报仇 I need him to help avenge my father...
我父亲是在二十年前被杀的 murdered these twenty years.
你讲的第一个故事好听点 风箱在哪 Your first story was better. Where's that bellows?
他或许欠你的钱 对吧 嗯 我来问问他 He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him.
他死了 不能说话 He's dead. He can't talk.
你懂的还真不少 嗯 Look who knows so much, huh?
碰巧你的朋友只是快要死了 It just so happens your friend is only mostly dead.
快要死了和完完全全死了是两码事 There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
张开他的嘴 Please open his mouth.
噢 快要死了是还有点人气 Now, mostly dead is slightly alive.
而完完全全死了... Now, all dead... well, with all dead...
通常你就只有一件事可以做了 there's usually only one thing that you can do.
什么 What's that?
搜下他的衣服看有没有钱 Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
喂 Hello in there!
什么如此重要 What's so important?
你是为了什么必须活下去的理由 What you got here that's worth living for?
真...爱 Tr-u-u-ue lo-o-o-ove.
真爱 你听见了吗 True love. You heard him?
你问不出一个比这更高尚的理由了吧 You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.
嘿 孩子... Hey, sonny...
真爱是世界上最伟大的... true love is the greatest thing in the world...
除了美味的M.L.T... except for a nice M.L. T...
也就是羊肉 生菜和西红柿三明治… mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich...
特别是新鲜的羊肉搭配熟透的西红柿 when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.
太棒了 我喜欢 They're so perky. I love that.
但这可不是他所说的 But that's not what he said.
他明显在说 "To blave" He distinctly said, "To bl-a-a-ave."
我们都知道"blave"的意思是诈骗 对吧 And as we all know, to blave means to bluff, huh?
所以也许是你在耍花招 他就在欺骗 So you were probably playing cards, and he cheated...
谎话精 Liar!
回去 巫婆 Get back, witch!
我不是巫婆 我是你的妻子 I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!
但你既然这么说... But after what you just said...
我不太确定是否还要这个名分 I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore!
你从未这么好过 You never had it so good.
他说的是真爱 马克斯 He said true love, Max.
不要插嘴了 瓦莱丽 Don't say another word, Valerie!
他怕了 He's afraid.
自从胡姆普丁克王子解雇他之后… Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him...
他的自信心就开始动摇了 his confidence is shattered.
你为什么要提起那个名字 Why'd you say that name?
你答应过我以后绝不提那个名字的 You promised me that you would never say that name!
什么 胡姆普丁克 What? Humperdinck?
我听不见 I'm not listening!
一条生命就要结束了... A life expiring...
而你却没勇气说出你退缩的原因 and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help!
-没人听见任何东西 -胡姆普丁克 - Nobody's hearing nothing! - Humperdinck!
这是布特卡普的真爱 This is Buttercup's true love.
如果你治愈他 他就会阻止胡姆普丁克的婚礼 If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
闭嘴 等等 Shut up! Wait a minute.
我治好他 胡姆普丁克就会受罪 I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?
狠狠的羞辱 Humiliations galore!
这就是高尚的理由 That is a noble cause.
65块给我 这个活我接了 Give me the sixty-five. I'm on the job.
那就是奇迹药吗 That's a miracle pill?
巧克力外壳 更容易吞服点… The chocolate coating makes it go down easier...
但15分钟后他才会完全恢复力量… but you have to wait 15 minutes for full potency...
而你最多不能游 什么 and you shouldn't go swimming for at least, what?
-一个小时的泳 -嗯 一个小时 - An hour. A good hour. - Yeah, an hour.
非常感谢 Thank you for everything.
再见了 伙计们 Bye-bye, boys.
愉快地袭击古堡吧 Have fun storming the castle.
这有用吗 Think it'll work?
这会产生一个奇迹 It would take a miracle.
什么情况 Anything?
埃尼戈 不止30个 Inigo, there's more than thirty.
有什么区别 What's the difference?
我们有他 We've got him.
帮我一把 Help me here.
我们得喂他吃点东西 We'll have to force-feed him.
有没15分钟了 Has it been fifteen minutes?
我们不能等了 半小时后婚礼就会举行了 We can't wait. The wedding's in half an hour.
我们得赶快发动突袭 We must strike in the hustle and bustle beforehand.
扶正他的头 Tilt his head back.
张开他的嘴 Open his mouth.
我们还要等多久... How long do we have to wait...
才会知道奇迹是否发生 before if we know the miracle works?
你的猜测和我的一样棒 Your guess is as good as mine.
我会把你打得稀巴烂 我会处理你们俩 I'll beat you apart! I'll take you both together!
我想不会太久了 I guess not very long.
我的手怎么动不了 Why won't my arms move?
你差点死了 You've been mostly dead all day.
是"奇迹"马克斯制作了一粒药才让你醒过来的 We had Miracle Max make a pill to bring you back.
你是谁 Who are you?
我们是敌人吗 Are we enemies?
我怎么会在这 Why am I on this wall?
布特卡普在哪 Where's Buttercup?
让我来解释 Let me explain.
别 发生太多事了 我们长话短说吧 No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
半小时后布特卡普就要和胡姆普丁克结婚了… Buttercup's marrying Humperdinck in less than half an hour...
所以我们要做的就是闯进去阻止这个婚礼… so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding...
抢了公主 然后就跑... steal the princess, make our escape...
我先宰了雷根 after I kill Count Rugen.
没时间耽搁了 That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dallying.
你刚摆动了下手指 You just wiggled your finger!
太好了 That's wonderful!
我向来康复很快 I've always been a quick healer.
我们该怎样做 What are our liabilities?
古堡只有一扇大门 There is but one working castle gate.
来 Come on.
有60个人把守 And it is guarded by sixty men.
我们有什么武器 And our assets?
你的头脑 菲兹克的力量 我的剑 Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.
就这些吗 That's it?
不可能 Impossible.
如果我有一个月的时间计划… If I had a month to plan...
或许会想到什么好主意 但现在… maybe I could come up with something, but this...
你刚才动了下头 You just shook your head!
那不会让你高兴吗 That doesn't make you happy?
我的头脑 他的剑... My brains, his steel...
你抵挡60人的力量... and your strength against sixty men...
轻微的头部摆动应该让我高兴吗 and a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy?
如果我们有辆手推车 也许能做点什么 If we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
我们能拿手推车做什么 Where did we put the wheelbarrow the albino had?
放一个巨人在上面 我想 Over the albino, I think.
你怎么不把这个当成是我们的武器而放在第一位呢 Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?
如果我有件斗篷就好了 What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.
这个我们就无能为力了 There we cannot help you.
这个行吗 Will this do?
-哪里拿的 -"奇迹"马克斯的家里 - Where did you get that? - At Miracle Max's.
我穿很合身 他说可以给我 It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.
好的 来吧 扶我起来 All right. Come on, help me up.
我最需要的是一把剑 I'll need a sword eventually.
为什么 你现在可拿不起 Why? You can't even lift one.
实话 但这可是常识 对吧 True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it?
谢谢 Thank you.
有个小问题 我们进去后 There may be problems once we're inside.
我是说 我怎样才能找到伯爵 I'll say. How do I find the count?
如果我找到了 我怎样才能找到你们 Once I do, how do I find you again?
找到你们后 我们又如何逃跑 Once I find you again, how do we escape?
别烦他 Don't pester him.
他心情不太好 He's had a hard day.
对 对 抱歉 Right, right. Sorry.
-埃尼戈 -什么 - Inigo. - What?
我希望我们会赢 I hope we win.
你似乎不太兴奋 我的伙计 You don't seem excited, my little muffin.
我应该兴奋吗 Should I be?
新娘的样子 Brides often are, I'm told.
我今晚不结婚 I do not marry tonight.
我的维斯特雷会来救我的 My Westley will save me.
婚姻... Marriage...
婚姻使我们今天相聚一起 Marriage is what brings us together... today.
婚姻... Marriage...
是一个受祝福的典礼... that blessed arrangement...
是一个梦想中的梦想... that dream within a dream...
坚守阵地 Stand your ground, men!
我是可怕的海盗罗伯茨 I am the Dread Pirate Roberts.
这里不会有人活着离开 There will be no survivor!
-现在吗 -再等等 - Now? - Not yet.
我的人到了 My men are here.
我也到了... I am here...
但很快你们就不在了 but soon you will not be here.
-现在吗 -点火 - Now? - Light him.
可怕的海盗罗伯茨... The Dread Pirate Roberts...
不会放过任何人 takes no survivors.
你们所有的恶梦... All your worst nightmares...
即将成真 are about to come true.
那么爱... Then love...
真爱... true love...
会伴随你们... will follow you...
直到永远 forever.
可怕的海盗罗伯茨... The Dread Pirate Roberts...
来取你的灵魂了 is here for your souls!
坚守住啊 Stay where you are!
开战 Fight!
坚守啊 Stay where you are!
所以珍惜你们的爱 So treasure your love.
跳到最后 Skip to the end.
你有戒指吗 Have you the ring?
我的维斯特雷来了 Here comes my Westley now.
菲兹克 铁闸门 Fezzik, the portcullis!
你的维斯特雷死了 Your Westley is dead.
我亲手杀了他 I killed him myself.
那为什么你的眼神里透露着恐惧 Then why is there fear behind your eyes?
把大门钥匙给我 Give us the gate key.
我没有大门钥匙 I have no gate key.
菲兹克 把他的手臂给撕下来 Fezzik, tear his arms off.
你是说这扇门的钥匙吧 You mean this gate key?
你呢 布特卡普公主... ...and do you, Princess Buttercup...
丈夫和妻子 说丈夫和妻子 Man and wife! Say man and wife!
丈夫和妻子 Man and wife.
护送新娘回新房 Escort the bride to the honeymoon suite.
我很快就到 I'll be there shortly.
他没来 He didn't come.
把那黑衣的和巨人给杀了… Kill the dark one and the giant...
留一个其他人来审讯 but leave the third for questioning.
我叫埃尼戈·蒙托亚 My name is Inigo Montoya.
你杀了我的父亲 You killed my father.
准备等死吧 Prepare to die.
我需要你 I need you!
我不能不管他 I can't leave him alone.
他逃远了 菲兹克 He's getting away from me, Fezzik!
拜托 Please!
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
谢谢 Thank you.
奇怪的婚礼 Strange wedding.
是啊 一个非常奇怪的婚礼 Yes... a very strange wedding.
来 Come along.
为什么 What was that for?
因为你一直对我很好 Because you've always been so kind to me.
而我再也不会见到你了... And I won't be seeing you again...
我回到新房后就要自杀了 since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
那会更好吗 Won't that be nice?
她吻我了 She kissed me!
对不起 父亲 Sorry, Father.
我试过了 I tried.
你肯定是多年前... You must be that little Spanish brat...
被我教训过的那个西班牙小子 I taught a lesson to all those years ago.
真不可思议 Simply incredible.
你一直以来都在追捕我... Have you been chasing me your whole life...
然而又是失败啊 only to fail now?
这真是我听过的最难过的事情 I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard.
真是令人惊讶 How marvelous.
世上就是缺少这一种胸怀 There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.
毁了你的那真是可惜 It would be a pity to damage yours.
噢 维斯特雷 亲爱的 Oh, Westley, darling!
维斯特雷 你为什么不抱我啊 Westley, why won't you hold me?
温柔地 Gently.
特别是像这样的时刻... At a time like this...
这就是你想要说的 温柔地 that's all you can think to say, gently?
温柔地 Gently!
天啊 你还想赢啊 Good heavens, are you still trying to win?
你的复仇欲望真是过于强烈了 You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance.
这会让你在某天遇上痳烦的 It's going to get you into trouble someday.
我叫埃尼戈·蒙托亚 My name is Inigo Montoya.
你杀了我的父亲 You killed my father.
准备等死吧 Prepare to die.
我叫埃尼戈·蒙托亚 My name is Inigo Montoya.
你杀了我的父亲 You killed my father.
准备等死吧 Prepare to die.
你好 我叫埃尼戈·蒙托亚 Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya.
你杀了我的父亲 准备等死吧 You killed my father. Prepare to die.
别再说了 Stop saying that!
你好 我叫埃尼戈·蒙托亚 Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya!
你杀了我的父亲 You killed my father!
准备等死吧 Prepare to die!
给我开个价 Offer me money.
权力也可以 保证有 Power, too, promise me that.
我拥有的一切甚至更多 求你了 All that I have and more, please.
你尽管出个价 Offer me everything I ask for.
你所要的一切 Anything you want.
我要的是我的父亲 你这个狗杂种 I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
维斯特雷 你能原谅我吗 Westley, will you ever forgive me?
你最近又犯了什么可怕的错误 What hideous sin have you committed lately?
我结婚了 我并不想 但一切发生得太快了 I got married. I didn't want to. It all happened so fast.
不会再发生了 不会再发生了 It never happened. It never happened.
但还是发生了 我就在那儿 But it did. I was there.
那老人说丈夫和妻子 This old man said man and wife.
您说了"我愿意"吗 Did you say I do?
我们跳过了那段 We sort of skipped that part.
那么您不就没成婚嘛 Then you're not married.
如果您没说 那就没有 If you didn't say it, you didn't do it.
难道您不同意吗 殿下 Wouldn't you agree, Your Highness?
学术性的东西很快可以弥补 A technicality that will shortly be remedied.
但首先 But first things first.
为了死亡 To the death.
为了痛苦 To the pain.
我认为自己不太熟悉这样的句子 I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
我来解释... I'll explain...
说得更具体点 这样您就会明白了… and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand...
你这个悲怜的小丑 you warthog-faced buffoon.
这是平生第一次... That may be the first time in my life...
有人敢侮辱我 a man has dared insult me.
这不会是最后一次 It won't be the last.
为了痛苦的意思是您首先要失去的是… To the pain means the first thing you lose...
您踝下之脚 will be your feet below the ankles...
然后是您腕上之手... then your hands at the wrists...
接着就是您的鼻子 next your nose.
然后就是我的舌头 我想 And then my tongue, I suppose.
我上次让你死的太容易了 I killed you too quickly the last time...
今晚我不会犯同样的错误了 a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
我还没说完 I wasn't finished.
接下来失去的是您的左眼 然后是右眼 The next thing you lose will be your left eye, then your right.
而后就是我的耳朵 我明白 我们来吧 And then my ears. I understand! Let's get on with it!
错 你会留着你的耳朵 让我告诉你为什么… Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why...
这样每个小孩一看到你这样的怪物时就会发出尖叫声… so every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness...
这个你就可以珍藏着 will be yours to cherish.
每个婴儿看到你靠近就会哭… Every babe that weeps at your approach...
每个女人都会大叫 "天啊 这是什么东西啊…" every woman who cries out, "God, what is that thing"...
那些声音会回荡在你完整无缺的耳边 will echo in your perfect ears.
这就是"为了痛苦"的含意 That is what "to the pain" means.
意味着让你痛苦... It means I leave you in anguish...
永远徘徊于怪物的痛苦里 wallowing in freakish misery forever.
你是在唬我 I think you're bluffing.
这是完全可能的 蠢货 It's possible, pig!
我或许是在唬人 I might be bluffing.
这是可以想像的 你这个令人作呕的小丑… It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass...
我只能在这撒谎 因为我连站起来的力气都没有 I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand.
又来了... Then again...
或者我有力气呢 perhaps I have the strength after all.
放下剑 Drop your sword.
坐下 Have a seat.
把他绑起来 Tie him up.
尽量绑紧点 Make it as tight as you like.
菲兹克在哪 Where's Fezzik?
我以为他和你在一起 I thought he was with you.
这样的话... In that case...
去帮他 Help him.
为什么需要帮助维斯特雷 Why does Westley need helping?
因为他没力气了 Because he has no strength.
我就知道你是在唬人 I knew you were bluffing! I knew he was bluffing.
-要我替你了结他吗 -谢谢 但不用 - Shall I dispatch him for you? - Thank you, but no.
无论我们发生什么... Whatever happens to us...
我要他活着 带着他的懦弱活着 I want him to live a long life, alone with his cowardice.
埃尼戈 你在哪 Inigo, where are you?
你在这啊 There you are.
埃尼戈 我看到王子的马房 Inigo, I saw the prince's stables...
瞧 有四匹白马 and there they were, four white horses.
我想 如果我们找到那位女士的话 And I thought, there are four of us...
刚好每人一匹 if we ever find the lady.
你好 女士 Hello, lady.
所以我都带上了 这样我们就不用挤了 So I took them with me in case we ever bumped into each other.
我想我们做到了 I guess we just did.
你做得很好 You did something right.
别担心 我不会飘飘然的 Don't worry. I won't let it go to my head.
你知道吗... You know...
很奇怪 it's very strange.
我一直活在复仇的阴影里... I have been in the revenge business so long...
现在结束了... now that it's over...
我不知道接下来要干些什么了 I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
有考虑过当海盗吗 Have you ever considered piracy?
你会是一位出色的海盗罗伯茨的 You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
他们奔向自由 They rode to freedom.
黎明时分 维斯特雷和布特卡普知道他们已经安全了 And as dawn arose, Westley and Buttercup knew they were safe.
爱的波浪涌入他们 A wave of love swept over them.
他们就在一起了... And as they reached for each other...
什么 什么 What? What?
又是接吻桥段 你不会想听的 It's kissing again. You don't want to hear that.
我也不是太在意 I don't mind so much.
自从发明接吻以来... Since the invention of the kiss...
有五种吻是... there have been five kisses...
最充满热情的... that were rated the most passionate...
最纯洁的 the most pure.
而这个吻让它们望尘莫及 This one left them all behind.
结束 The end.
现在 我想你该睡觉了 Now I think you ought to go to sleep.
好的 All right.
再见 So long.
爷爷... Grandpa...
也许明天你能再过来... maybe you could come over...
给我念念 and read it again to me tomorrow.
遵您所愿