你俩吃慢点 Will you two slow down?
又没人跟你们抢 You're eating like they're going to take it away from you.
人家正在长身体 I'm a growing girl.
见到你真得很开心 而且... It's such a pleasure seeing you and...
看到你工作如此顺利 seeing how well work is going.
工作确实很顺利 Work's going really well, yeah.
我们老板说等我完成后 My boss said that he wants to see my book
他想看我写的书 把我激动坏了 when it's done, which is really exciting.
你的创作进展如何 Where are you at with that?
已经写了4篇散文 Oh, well, i've done four of the essays,
正在不断修改润色 and i'm just kind of polishing them up.
我的目标是9篇散文 And my hope is that it's going to be nine.
但因为是回忆录 所以...后5篇等经历了再回忆吧 But, you know, it's a memoir. so-- have to live them first.
泰德 我不想拖到晚餐结束后 Ted, I don't want to just leave it
才摊牌 till the end of dinner.
我明白 I hear that. um...
汉娜 你妈妈和我最近一直在 Hannah, your mother and I have been...
讨论 我们觉得该是时候... talking, and we feel that it may be time--
该怎么表述呢 how can I phrase this?
你工作的出色我们有目共睹 Well, we see how well you're doing at work.
看起来你也逐渐弄清 And you really seem to be figuring
自己的人生追求 out what it is that you want.
但或许是"最后推一把"的时候了 But it may be time for one final push.
什么叫"最后推一把" What is a "final push"?
我们不再承担你的生活费用了 We're not going to be supporting you any longer.
我本不打算如此表述的 洛琳 You see, i wasn't going to phrase it like that, Loreen,
-你这么说就太那啥了 -但我没工作呀 - the way you phrased it. - But I have no job.
但你说你有份有望转正的 No, you have an internship that you
实习工作 say is going to turn into a job.
又不清楚得等到啥时候 I don't know when.
你大学毕业都2年多了 You graduated from college two years ago.
我们承担了2年多的生活费 这差不多了 We've been supporting you for two years, and that's enough.
你们知道现在经济环境有多糟糕吗 Do you know how crazy the economy is right now?
我身边的朋友都得到家里的支助 I mean, all my friends get help from their parents.
为此我们深表同情 We are sympathetic to that.
但我是你们的独生女 But i'm your only child,
又不是说你们的家当全花我身上了 it's not like i'm draining all your resources.
这做法也太武断了 I mean, this feels very arbitrary.
你完全不了解家里的财务状况 You don't know anything about our finances.
我们是教授 汉娜 教授而已 We're professors, Hannah. Professors.
你洋气的生活方式不该一直由我们来买单 We can't keep bankrolling your groovy lifestyle.
我"洋气"的生活方式 My "groovy" lifestyle?
账单越叠越高 你的房租 保险 The bills add up. we're covering your rent,
连电话费都是爹妈支付的 your insurance, your cell phone.
是你说"俺们E家"套餐可以减少3个人的话费 You said it was cheaper for you if i was on the Family Plan.
确实 Yeah.
还需要点些小食吗 May i get you more of anything?
不 她吃饱了 No, she's fine.
-味道很好 -是啊 - Delicious. - Yeah.
这太疯狂了 This is nuts.
泰德 帮我说说 Ted, can you help me here?
我本可走上瘾君子的道路 你们知道自己有多幸运吗 I could be a drug addict. do you realize how lucky you are?
不一定是海洛因 I mean, it doesn't have to be heroin,
我可以染上更棘手的东西 比如药物依赖 it could be something more insidious, like pills.
那可是合法的 好多小孩都染上了 很难戒掉 Which are legal, and which a lot of kids do, all the time.
逐渐的 整个人就废掉了 And then slowly they become totally useless.
看起来他们工作状态极佳 They seem really high-functioning,
其实个人生活都不成形了 and then it just ruins them.
我朋友苏菲 她父母停止经济支持她 Okay, my friend Sophie, her parents don't support her.
去年夏天 她连着打了两次胎 Last summer, she had two abortions right in a row,
连个陪护的人都没有 and no one came with her.
这和咱家的事有什么联系 What does that have to do with anything?
我只是想说 我离我所追求的生活 I'm just saying that I am so close to the life that I want,
离你们期望我的生活近在咫尺 the life that you want for me,
你们就如此撒手不管了吗 for you to just end that right now?
不再给你钱了 No more money.
-从什么时候开始 -从现在开始 - Starting when? - Starting now.
我们可以等明天再细谈 We can talk about it tomorrow.
我明天不想看到你 I don't want to see you tomorrow.
-什么 -但我们周二才飞回去 - What? - But we fly out Tuesday.
我要工作 我要和别人吃饭 I have work, and then I have a dinner thing,
同时 我要努力 and then I am busy
变成理想的自己 trying to become who I am.
衰姐们 第一季 第一集
闹钟响了 Alarm, alarm.
-在哪呢 -不知道 - Where is it? - I don't know.
小姐 你到了 Miss? you are here.
就到了吗 Already?
早上好 查理 Good morning, Charlie.
你怎么不喊我起床 Why didn't you wake me up?
我可没打算和汉娜肌肤相亲 I didn't mean to sleep with Hannah.
因为你俩睡得像两只小天使 Because you two looked so angelic.
一个维密嫩天使 一个胖壮肥天使 Hmm, Victoria's Secret angel, fat baby angel.
-别这么贬低自己 -胡说 你最近看起来很棒 - Don't say that. - No way, you look awesome these days.
麻烦您自戳双目去 Please avert your eyes.
是礼物吗 Is that a present?
给我的礼物吗 Is that for me?
-拿给我 -谢谢你 - Uh-oh. give it here. - Thank you.
你俩又看着《摩尔秀》睡着的吗 You guys fell asleep to Mary Tyler Moore again, huh?
是啊 被你抓住了 Yes, guilty.
这部剧隔着墙听很诡异 It's a very odd show to hear through a wall.
柔唇袭来 Coming at ya.
亲亲着陆 Here it comes.
我在你脸上放了个香吻炸弹 I just blew up a kiss on you.
-你不打算把浴巾脱掉吗 -是的 - Are you going to leave your towel on? - Yes.
我从没看过你裸体 我总是被你看光光 But I never see you naked, and you always see me naked.
根本就应该反过来好嘛 When it should actually be the other way around.
-你很漂亮 闭嘴 -谁要你鼓励了 - You are beautiful, shut up. - I don't need that.
-给姐看你的奶子 -抱歉 你没这福分 - I need to see your boobs. - Well, you don't get to, sorry.
谁和我做爱才有机会看我的咪咪 I only show my boobs to people I'm having sex with.
你分明就是不想碰他才和我睡 You literally slept in my bed to avoid him.
我知道 I know.
我俩的感情进入了新篇章 He and I have turned a corner.
他碰我的感觉 His touch now feels like
与一个怪蜀黍在感恩节 a weird uncle just putting his
把手放我膝盖上无异 hand on my knee himself at Thanksgiving.
你打算怎么办 What are you going to do?
-我觉得还是分了算了 -你不能这么做 - I think I have to end it. - You can't do that.
我必须得分手 为什么不行 I have to. why not?
因为他要么拿个钱婆那种扬声器站咱家楼下 'Cause he'll stand outside our window with a boom box
-要么就自挂东南枝了 -打住 - or he'll kill himself. - Stop.
宝贝儿 Hey, babe.
抱歉 我以为只有我女朋友在浴室 Sorry. I thought it was just my girlfriend in here.
哥们 你女朋友从来都是和我一起洗 Dude, it's never just your girlfriend in here.
我是来道别的 I'm just saying goodbye.
咱们晚上见 我会带酒去 I'll see you ladies tonight, and I'll pick up wine.
嗯 使劲mua一个 Okay, big kisses.
拜 Bye.
被人深爱的感觉究竟是怎样的 What does it even feel like to be loved that much?
我不知道 早感觉不到爱的存在了 I don't know. I can't feel it anymore.
不 Oh, no.
我知道 我只是... I know, i just--
我感觉自己好贱好作 and it makes me feel like such a bitch
因为我能感受到他对我很好 'cause I can feel him being so nice to me.
但好得让我很愤怒 And yet it makes me so angry.
我觉得你得向自己坦白 I think you need to admit something to yourself,
Eat out亦有口交之意 你厌倦了玩弄他于鼓掌之间 which is that you're sick of eating him out.
-好恶心 -他其实就是一妹子 - Ew. - 'Cause he has a vagina.
-室友乃好 -你好吗[法语] - Bonjour, roomie. - ca va?
我的天 你太潮了 激动死我了 Oh, my God. you're so hip, I could puke.
我完全驾驭不了这种帽子 你是怎么做到的 I can never pull off that hat. how do you pull off that hat?
我喜欢你的...裙子 I love your jumper.
你的皮肤有种令人窒息的美 Your skin is, like, hauntingly beautiful.
-我能先放行李吗 -什么 - Can I put my bags down? - What?
天呐 当然 Oh, my God, of course.
你是我最喜欢的表亲 You're like my favorite cousin.
我们姐妹里就只有我 I'm the only one of my girlfriends
有一个英国表亲 that has a British cousin.
你觉得你要待多久啊 How long do you think you're going to stay for?
我不是要赶你走 Not that I'm asking you to leave.
你想待多久待多久 You can totally stay forever if you want to.
-我能先吃点东西吗 -当然 - Can i have something to eat? - Yeah.
你实习期都快满一年了 You've been interning there for a year.
是时候该让他们付工资了 You need to tell them it's time to get paid.
姐花了大价钱打扮成这副屌丝样 Costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
这不是玩笑 This is not a joke.
如果你付不起你那一半房租 If you can't afford to pay your half of the rent,
查理会搬进来的 Charlie is going to move in here.
-但你要把查理甩了 -我没那么说 - You're dumping Charlie. - I didn't say that.
我给亚当发短信说了今晚的事 So I texted Adam about tonight,
他没有回我 and I have not heard anything back.
汉娜 看着我 Hannah, look at me.
他从来不会回你短信 He never, ever texts you back.
或许我该打电话 Maybe I should call him.
你不是说 短信算是 Didn't you say texting's like the
人际交往历程上 lowest form of communication
-最低级的交流形式吗 -是图腾级的形式 - on the pillar of chat? - The totem of chat.
最低级的交流形式是非死不可 No, the lowest, that would be Facebook,
谷歌聊天倒数第二 短信倒数第三 Followed by Gchat, then texting,
-往上是电邮 然后是电话 -明白 - then E-mail, then phone. - Gotcha.
当然 面对面交流是最理想的 Face-to-face is, of course,ideal.
但基本不符合时代潮流了 But it's not of this time.
既然他都不回我短信 我又怎样让他 Okay, but then how am I supposed to get him face-to-face
和我面对面 if he refuses to text me?
我觉得洁莎肯定会 I think Jessa will really
很喜欢我们的欢迎晚餐的 appreciate the welcome home dinner,
我们这么做完全出于友情 it's a very friendish thing of us to do.
什么 What?
我打赌她会迟到 I just know she's going to show up late,
穿着某条她从希腊集市上淘来的 wearing some fabulous blankety dress
好看但装13的裙子 还一副 from a Grecian marketplace and be like...
"矮油 伦家都忘记这件的出处了呢" "Oh, I can't remember where I got this."
但我很高兴她回来了 I'm really glad that she's coming home.
每次她回城里来 But every time she comes into town,
你整个星期饮酒作乐 You go on some week-long bender,
等她离开去下一个国家旅行时 and then she leaves to go off to her next country
留我一个人收拾你的烂摊子 and I'm left to pick up the pieces.
好吧 我不常说这句话 Okay, it is so rare that I say this,
但我只是觉得她很有趣 but i just think she's fun.
是么 她和卡洛琳的男友出轨的时候还真有趣 Yeah, it was really fun when she fucked Carolyn's boyfriend.
她没有和你男友出轨呀 She didn't fuck your boyfriend.
那学期他在布拉格好吧 That's 'cause he was in Prague that semester.
非常感谢 Thanks so much.
在诺利塔算是很划来了 It's a great deal for Nolita.
2100刀一个月 超赞 I mean 2,100 a month? Amaze.
比普通公寓是要贵些 It's a little more expensive than the dorms,
但我艾琳姨妈觉得这是间 but Aunt Ilene thinks it's like
完美的单身女子公寓 the perfect bachelorette pad.
你看... I mean...
你喜欢这海报吗 do you like the poster?
我从没看过这部电影 Oh, you know, i've never seen that movie.
-只看过电视剧是吧 -这是部电视剧吗 - Only the show? - Is it a show?
我的天 你是在开玩笑吧 Oh, my God. you're not serious.
没看过这剧等于不用非死不可 I mean, that's like not being on Facebook.
-我确实不用Facebook -你太他妈有情调了 - I'm not on Facebook. - You're so fucking classy.
你看 你很有趣 You know, you're funny because
因为你绝对有点像凯莉 you're definitely like a Carrie
但同时有点萨曼莎的特质 头发又非常夏洛特 but with, like, some Samantha aspects and Charlotte hair.
-这种组合真是奇妙 -谢谢夸奖 - that's like a really good combination. - Oh, thank you.
我觉得我的心绝对和凯莉一样 I think i'm definitely a Carrie at heart,
但有的时候 but, like, sometimes--
有时候本能地表现得很萨曼莎 sometimes Samantha kind of comes out.
而我在学校时 And then when i'm at school,
我必然表现得很米兰达 I definitely try and put on my Miranda hat.
去法国前你在哪 Where were you before France?
去法国前 我在阿姆斯特丹 Before France, I was in Amsterdam--
不对 我是在巴厘岛 No, i was in Bali,
我在那剥蚌壳 And I was shucking pearls there.
然后我遇到一个冲浪男 And then i met a surfer--
我的天 他是不是很稀饭你 Oh, my God. did he like really like you?
超级喜欢的那种 对不对 He like really liked you, right?
是 他是很喜欢我 Yeah, he really liked me.
-汉娜 -你好 亚里斯特尔 - Hannah? - Hello, Alistair.
你好 Hello.
你看起来很焦急 You seem eager.
如你所知 我在这儿工作快1年了 As you know, I've been working here for over a year.
有这么久了吗 Has it been that long?
你是咱们公司运转中不可或缺的一个环节 Well, you are an invaluable part of our operation.
我最近搞懂"不可或缺"是形容很重要 Which I recently learned means very valuable
而非一点都不重要的意思 as opposed to not at all valuable.
然后 我想告诉你的是 And I wanted to let you know that
我最近情况有变 my circumstance have changed
我无法再以无偿劳动形式继续工作 and I can no longer afford to work for free.
汉娜 Oh, Hannah.
真抱歉你要离开了 I am so sorry to lose you.
我本打算让你管理我们的Twitter I was just going to start you manning our Twitter,
你的声音很俏皮 特别合适 you have just the quippy voice for that.
不是 我没打算辞职 Oh, no, I'm not quitting.
我只是 我知道九琳实习期后被聘为正式员工 I just-- I know that Joy-Lynn got hired after interning,
-所以我以为或许 -汉娜 - so I thought that maybe-- - Hannah.
九琳会使用PS Joy-lynn knows Photoshop.
现在这个经济状况 Now, in this economy,
你知道我每天收到多少实习申请吗 Do you know how many internship requests I get every day?
-我猜很多 -50个 一天50上下 - I would assume a lot. - 50, it's about 50.
基本上都直接丢垃圾箱里了 I practically route them into my spam folders.
所以 如果你觉得 So, if you think you have just
你从我们这儿学不到什么东西了 nothing left to learn from us--
不 真不是这样的 No, it is not that, really.
你知道 人总要吃饭嘛 I just, you know, gotta eat.
等你饿到一定程度 Well, when you get hungry enough,
总会想到解决温饱的办法 You're going to figure it out.
你指的是生理上的饥饿感还是对工作的渴求 Do you mean like physically hungry or hungry for the job?
真心舍不得你这么有活力的人 I am really going to miss your energy.
我觉得这对你来说百利而无一害 I think this is going to be really good for you.
你曾说过等我创作完我的书后 Uh, you mentioned that when I was finished with my book,
我可以发给你看 I could send it to you.
总不能请您大驾光临 Well, we wouldn't have you here
读给我们听 你说是吧 to read it for us. would we?
你去哪 Where are you going?
能帮我买个露娜巧克力吗 Will you get me a luna bar?
再来瓶聪明水和维他命水 And a smartwater and vitaminwater?
没有 我刚从一个离你家很近的 Yeah, no, I'm actually just leaving a friend's house
朋友家出来 所以... that's, like, right by your house, so...
是吗 Yeah?
-嘿 宝贝娃 -嘿 - Hey. hey, doll. - Hey.
我爸才叫我"宝贝娃" "Doll," that is what my dad calls me.
请自行维基Circle Jerk 我知道 他告诉我的 我俩在一个群撸圈里 Yeah, I know. He told me. we're in the same circle jerk.
-今天真是糟透了 -你刚才在附近吗 - I just had the worst ever day. - You were nearby?
为什么 Why?
我被炒鱿鱼了 Um, I got fired from my job.
你不是实习生吗 Weren't you an intern?
我在那干了挺久了 Well, I was working there for a while
-严格来说我是个实习生 -所以基本上它们要求你 - so I was technically an intern. - So basically they just asked you
以后不用去了是吗 to not hang out there anymore?
我刚从这里路过... But I was walking over here--
真好笑 来这儿的路上我惊慌失措 Funny. I was on my way over here and I was panicking,
但突然一个念头闪过脑子 But then it occurred to me,
我主修英文 总有什么方法... I'm an english major, there has to be some kind--
专业什么的不重要 我是学比较文学的 Major doesn't matter. i was comp lit
到头来专业有个屁用 and it hasn't done shit.
但你是个演员 演员不 Yeah, but you're an actor, so aren't you
总是需要比较不同的文学作品吗 always comparing different literature?
我不知道 I-I don't know.
况且我很喜欢这份木工活 干着很实在 Plus I'm into this woodworking stuff. It's just more honest.
看起来是很棒 但你的戏剧表演怎么办 Yeah, it all looks awesome. but what about your play?
不演了 那家伙很操蛋 Yeah, we're not doing it. that guy's a dick.
-我能坐下来吗 -当然 - Can I sit down? - Yeah.
如果我告诉你一件事 So if I tell you something,
你能保证不吐槽我吗 will you promise that you won't judge me?
好 Yes.
昨天为止 我父母是我唯一的资金来源 Till yesterday, I got all of my money from my parents.
好吧 Okay.
这不会让你觉得恶心吗 Does that make you feel sick?
不会让你鄙视我吗 Make you not want to talk to me?
不会 我倒是不会从爹妈那 No, I mean I wouldn't take shit
拿一个铜板 滑稽戏演员赚不到啥钱 from my parents. They're buffoons.
但我奶奶每个月给我800块 But my grandma gives me $800 a month.
你就靠这些钱生活吗 So is, like, that how you support yourself?
是的 我省吃俭用 Yeah. I mean, I supplement.
但我不需要阿谀奉承别人 But it gives me the freedom that I
我有完全的自由 don't have to be anyone's slave.
每个人应该做自己的主人 You should never be anyone's fucking slave.
但你可以臣服于我 Except mine.
你今天很活跃嘛 You're feeling pretty frisky.
我厌恶这个词 恨之入骨 I really despise that word. I hate it so much.
我很喜欢你 但我不知道你消失在何处 I like you so much. I don't know where you disappear to.
你在说什么 我就在这里啊 What are you talking about? I'm right here.
有趣的是 虽然天还亮着 It's so funny that it's still light out,
但最近白昼日趋缩短 but it's getting dark a lot earlier these days.
-你这是在作诗吗 -别那么混蛋 - Is this some of your poetry? - Don't be a jerk.
我是混蛋 Who, me?
你知道在简历上 Do you know that part on your resume
喊你列出专业技能的那部分吗 Where they ask you to list all of your special skills?
我很久没有应聘工作了 I haven't applied for a job in a long fucking time.
他们就是要求你在这部分列出 It's the thing where they ask you to list, like,
诸如瑜伽 西语 yoga, Spanish,
滑水 PS之类的技能 waterskiing, Photoshop.
我觉得我... I feel like I...
没有任何专业技能 don't have any special skills.
-我有些差事可以让你做 -什么 - I have something you can do. - What?
但首先我要看你是否符合要求 But first I have to see if you fulfill all the requirements.
有什么要求 What are the requirements?
趴着 Lie on your stomach.
-现在吗 -现在 慢着 - Now? - Yes, now. wait.
你是现代职业女性 我知道的喜好 You modern career woman, I know what you like.
你以为你能随意进来 You think you can just come in here
聊这些有的没的吗 and talk all that noise?
没有啊 Uh, no.
腿抓好 Grab your legs.
-你说什么 -自己抓好腿 - Just-- what did you say? - Grab your legs.
好的 Okay.
棒极了 Okay, this is good.
-我去拿润滑油 -要润滑油干嘛 - I'm gonna go get some lube. - Why do we need to get lube?
等我回来 请你保持同样的姿势 When I get back, I want you in the exact same position,
但把衣服都给我脱了 but take all the rest of the shit off.
这回可以戴套吗 Will you get a condom?
我考虑下 I'll consider it.
操他娘的 Jesus fucking Christ.
很难脱下来 This is really hard.
-姿势还行吧 -嗯 - Is that okay? - Yeah.
-戴套了吗 -没有 - You putting on a condom? - No!
-等等 你戴了的 是吧 -是 - Wait, you are, right? - Yes.
好的 因为你说你去拿润滑油 Okay, 'cause when you said the thing about lube,
我还担心你是不是打算... I was worried you were going to try to--
玩这个 请你别玩这个 Do that. Please don't do that.
感觉糟透了 麻烦你 That feels awful. thank you.
-好吧 -谢谢合作 - It's all right. - Okay. thank you.
这个洞才对 That's the right spot.
抱歉 Yeah, sorry.
能让我保持一会这种感觉吗 So I can just stay like this for a little while?
好 Yeah.
-需要我多动些吗 -什么 - Do you need me to move more, or like...? - What?
我不知道你是否希望 I just didn't know if you wanted
我多那样子动一动 me to be more like-- like that.
不用 这样挺好 已经很棒了 Oh, no. this is fine. you're doing great.
你保持这姿势就好 This is all you need to do.
抱歉不让你戳另一个洞 I'm sorry about the wrong hole thing.
我只是还没准备好 I just-- I don't want to do it now,
如果那么做了 我会想和你谈论这问题 and if we did, i'd just want to talk about it
我会想搞清楚状况 and just figure out what-- it's
总之就是很不舒服 just not comfortable for me--
-咱俩都默不作声如何 -所以你不生我的气对吧 - Let's play the quiet game. - So you're not mad at me?
不气 感觉很好 No, I'm great.
享受得紧 A great time.
你知道怎样算疯狂吗 You know what would be crazy?
-怎么算疯狂 -如果我们 - What would be crazy? - If we...
此时此地 疯狂缠绵 just got crazy, right here right now.
我们可以疯狂一把 We could just do that.
没人在家 没人能阻止咱俩 Nobody's stopping us. nobody's home.
目前什么最能挑起你的欲望 What would turn you on the most right now?
最能挑起我的欲望是吗 What would turn me on the most?
什么最能挑起你的欲望呢 What would turn you on the most?
你的欲望 就是我的欲望 To turn you on, that's what would turn me on.
-让我挑起来 -好吧... - Let me do that. - Okay, uh...
如果你是个陌生人呢 Um, what if you were a stranger?
对 陌生人 Oh, yeah, a stranger.
如果你改头换面和现在完全不同 What if you were just like a totally different person?
行为动作都和现在不同 You didn't act like you?
估计是洁莎来了 I think Jessa's here.
-不 我觉得是雷 -你邀请雷了吗 - Oh, no. I think that might be Ray. - You invited Ray?
我觉得4个人的派对人也太少了些 It was going to be like a four-person party.
只是晚餐不是派对 That's called dinner.
天呐 真抱歉 Gosh, I'm sorry.
-这些文身是什么含义 -什么意思 - What's with all the tattoos? - What do you mean?
为什么文在身上 Why'd you do all of them?
多数都是儿童书里的插画 They're illustrations from children's books mostly.
屁股上那个也是吗 Even the one on your ass?
不是 那是我朋友洁莎 Uh, no. that one my friend Jessa did
在大二拿个安全别针刻的 Sophomore year with a safety pin.
蛇环蟾宫 It's a snake wrapped around the moon.
这个是多久以前文的 When did you do that?
多数都是在高中文的 I did them mostly in high school.
为什么 Why?
实话吗 我一下子胖了许多 Truthfully? I gained a bunch of weight very quickly,
当时感觉身体完全失控 and I just felt very out of control of my own body,
然后产生这个暴女的念头 and it was just this, like, riot grrrl idea like...
"我的身体我做主" "I'm taking control of my own shape."
-高中时我很胖 -真的吗 - You know, I was fat in high school. - Really?
但我没有在身上乱涂乱画 Yeah, but I didn't go drawing all over myself.
你已经比那时候瘦了 You're not that fat anymore.
可以用激光除掉 You can just have them lasered off.
几点了 What time is it?
5点了 5:00.
说真的几点了 What time is it?
9点45分 9:45.
我晚餐迟到好久了 I am so late for this dinner thing.
操 Fuck.
说实在的 这感觉真心很棒 Seriously, this was really, really nice.
见到你真高兴 It was really good to see you.
我很欣慰 谢谢你过来 Well, I'm glad. thanks for coming.
让我感觉好了许多 所以... It made me feel a lot better, so...
下次再见 I'll see you soon?
好 给我发短信 Yeah, just text me.
这倒不是条戒律 但总体来说 It's not like they're commandments, but generally speaking,
一般规则 我尽量不和25岁一下的女人约会 as a general rule, I try not to date women that are under 25
或是那种在生命某个时刻 or that have been at one point in
被一个鼓手鞭辟入里的女生 their life penetrated by a drummer.
-一次而已 -她两条都占了 - One time! - Guilty of both.
但我今天早晨路过商场 But I was walking through the mall this morning,
两个巨大的绿色装饰球在商场内摇摆 I see these two huge green orbs bobbing through the mall.
看这双眼睛 你有见过 Look at these eyes! Have you seen
-这种眼睛吗 -那是我的眼睛 - these eyes? - They're my eyes!
-他对我真好 -太滑稽了 - He's so nice to me. - Ridiculous.
看她的睫毛 和别人完全不同 Look at those lashes, too. have you seen these lashes?
-人家都害羞了 -太可爱了 - Guilty as charged. - So cute.
你还好吗 You okay?
没事 就是不敢相信汉娜会放鸽子 Yeah, I just can't believe Hannah didn't show up.
我们在啊 享受时光 趴体至上 We're here. livin' it up. partyin' down.
我不想表现得很无礼 只是 I don't mean to be rude. I'm just
这周我不怎么想吃东西 not really into eating this week.
是汉娜说我们这回要好好聚一下 Hannah was the one saying this was our big reunion
结果她自己倒失踪了 and now she's nowhere to be found.
你很担心吗 要不要打电话找下她 Are you worried? Should we call someone?
不用 我知道她在哪 No, especially because I know exactly where she is.
她在和那个禽兽滚些禽兽般的床单 She's off having gross sex with that animal.
怎么个禽兽法 In what way, gross?
查理觉得不能实战的话 听点描述总是好的 Charlie would like to at least hear about some sex.
-什么意思 -雷纯属找抽 - Excuse me? - Ray's just being motivational.
拜托 至少你不用 Come on, at least you didn't have
单独取悦洁莎 to entertain Jessa on her own.
是啊 我谁都不用取悦 Yeah, 'cause I didn't get to entertain anybody
因为谁都没来 because no one came.
-汉娜 玛妮 -这是谁 听着一股英国腔 - Hannah! Marnie! - Who's that? She sounds british.
这是我订的妓女到了 希望你们别介意 Oh, I ordered a few hookers, if you guys don't mind.
保加利亚妹子 绝对出色 Bulgarian girls. Top-shelf.
-很棒的姑娘 -他的笑话忒逗了 - Nice girls. - He kills me. I swear to god.
玛妮 Marnie!
最上面那锁 Top lock!
每个人都该去巴黎旅行 Paris is really where you should be.
如果是和咱俩一样... If you're a francophile like...
-迷恋法国的人 -对 - me and you, obviously. - Yeah.
-那你必须亲自去法国 -必须的 - Then you've got to go to France. - You have to go.
我是三个小孩的住家教师 I was a live-in educator for these three children,
三个小孩都爱唱歌 and they all sang.
他们的父亲是个聪明的和平主义思想者 And their father was a brilliant pacifist thinker.
听着很像《音乐之声》的剧情 Isn't that the plot to "The sound of music"?
-真的 -我们也想四处旅行 - It is. - We really want to travel more.
-干脆一走了之好了 -说走就走 - We could just go. - Up and go.
真抱歉我来迟了 I am so sorry I'm so late.
-汉娜笨娜娜 -麻烦你快过来和大家聊天 - Hannah Banana. - Would you please come here and talk to us?
你好 Hello.
你来了 你终于来了 You're here. you're here. Hi.
你还好吗 你看着真漂亮 What's going on? you look beautiful.
-你说什么 -怎么了 - What'd you say? - What's going on?
-闻着一股嘿咻后的骚味 -但你今天早晨才洗澡了 - She smells like sex. - No, but you showered this morning.
我计算过了 手头的现金还够在纽约 So I calculated, and I can last in new york
支撑3天半 For 3 1/2 more days.
不吃午饭就7天 Maybe seven if i don't eat lunch.
我帮你找个能发挥才能的工作 I'm going to find you a job worthy of your talents.
谢谢你的好意 Well, I appreciate that,
但短时间内你要如何找到 but I don't know how you're going to find a job fast enough.
我只能去麦当劳工作了 I'm going to have to work at, like, Mcdonald's.
你不会沦落到麦当劳打工的 You're not going to work at Mcdonald's.
麦当劳有什么不好的 你应该去那工作 What's wrong with Mcdonald's? you should work at Mcdonald's.
在那工作挺棒的 真他妈挺棒的 It's great. It's fucking incredible.
你知道麦当劳一天的客流量是多少吗 You know how many people Mcdonald's feeds every day?
你知道它在全世界雇佣了多少员工吗 You know how many people it employs around the world?
再说了 麦记的东西还是挺好吃的 Plus, they make an incredible product, okay?
吃起来还不错 It tastes tremendous.
又不算贵 世界各地味道都相同 It's affordable. it's fucking consistent.
我可以在尼日利亚的麦记 I can walk into a Mcdonald's in Nigeria,
点到一份麦乐鸡 order chicken Mcnuggets.
当我咬下去时 尝到的是什么味道 When i bite into it, you know what it's going to taste like?
尝到的是家的味道 It's going to taste like home.
但不代表我要在那工作 我好歹上过大学 It doesn't mean I have to work there. I went to college.
我也上过大学 大学给我带来了什么 Yeah, I went to college, too. you know where it left me?
带来了5万刀的助学贷款 I have $50,000 in student loans.
真算是欠债累累了 That's how deep in debt I am.
抱歉 但看你这样子 I'm sorry, but watching this,
简直和《独领风骚》女主角一样 this is like watching "Clueless."
电影根据小说《艾玛》改编 电视剧根据电影改编 电影还是电视剧 The movie or the tv show?
-你在干什么 -你在那做什么呢 - What are you doing? - What are you doing over there?
我在酿一点东西 I'm making a little brew.
他在用鸦片荚泡茶 He's making a tea of opium pods.
真棒 你把鸦片带到我们家来 Oh, cool. So you brought opium into our apartment.
它的效果比较温和 Well, yeah, this stuff's pretty mild.
比你们抽的要温和得多 This is much milder than the stuff you'd smoke.
它是合法的 我在鲜花区搞到的 It's legal. I got it down at the flower district.
你可以直接到去买鸦片荚 You can just go there and buy the pods.
-不介意我来一点吧 -你自便 - Is it cool if I have a little? - Knock yourself out.
-我讨厌鸦片 -是么 你喜欢可卡因 - I hate opium. - Oh, yeah, what's your thing? coke?
不 从不吸食可卡因 No, I never do coke.
一用可卡因 大小便就失禁 Every time I do coke, I shit my pants.
我的天呐 Oh, Jesus Christ.
-太糟糕了 -真发生过 - That's horrible. - It happens.
-它是什么味道 -尝起来很像树枝 - What does it taste like? - It kinda tastes like twigs.
那给我来点 Yeah, I'll have some.
还是算了吧 你对药物极其敏感 Maybe you shouldn't. you're super-sensitive to drugs.
我不会有事的 给我来点 I think i'm going to be fine, okay? Hand it over.
还很烫 It's hot.
天呐 Oh, Jesus.
这哪里像特趣了[巧克力] This does not taste like twix.
不是特趣 是树枝[两者发音相像] Not twix, twigs.
树枝桠 小木棍懂吧 Twigs, like small sticks.
你要是想走 必须给我打电话 知道吗 If you're going to vanish, you have to call, okay?
知道 我要回客厅 Yeah, okay. I wanna go back in there.
不行 我要先和你聊会 No, you can't. I need to talk to you first.
你要做的 就只是给父母打电话 好吗 All you need to do is talk to your parents, okay?
你要打电话请求他们 You need to ask them to support you
再资助你哪怕是一小会 for a little itty-bit longer,
撑到你找到工作为止就行 just while you look for another job.
告诉他们你很严肃对待自己的未来的 And tell them that you take your future seriously.
你确实如此 你是汉娜 Because you do. you're Hannah.
-查理有女朋友吗 -当然 - Does Charlie have a girlfriend? - Yes.
玛妮刚才说她觉得 Marnie was just saying that she feels
我应该和我父母谈谈 like I need to go and talk to my parents
要求他们在我找到工作前资助我 and ask them to support me until i get a job.
为什么你不告诉他们你是个艺术家 Why don't you just tell them that you're an artist?
你就直截了当地告诉他们 You just need to tell them once and for all
你是个艺术家 that you are an artist.
告诉他们你会找到份工作 Just tell them you're going to get a job,
这样更有说服力 that's much more convincing.
实在不行威胁他们说 Tell them you'll get tuberculosis
你住阁楼会得肺结核的 in a garret if you have to.
告诉他们福楼拜家爹妈都养他直至他工作 Tell them it's what Flaubert did.
福楼拜可不是什么好榜样 Flaubert is not a good role model,
你肯定没见过她爹妈 And have you met her parents?
艺术家这借口没用的 She can't just do the artist thing.
告诉他们毕加索是这么过来的 Tell them that Picasso did it.
告诉他们穷困潦倒在街上推销自己的专辑的 Rappers who were poor and sold
说唱歌手是这么过来的 their tapes in the street did it.
猫王是这么过来的 米克·贾格是这么过来的 It's what Elvis did. it's what Mick Jagger did.
我的继哥是这么过来的 It's what my stepbrother did.
他们都是如此撑过来的 They all stuck to their guns.
我得走了 I need to go.
你刚才喝了一整杯鸦片 You just drank an entire cup of opium.
你又漂亮又有远见 You are gorgeous and a vision.
你就是个天才 You are a brilliant genius.
两位都是性感女神 Both of you are sex goddesses.
我看着你俩的时候 When I look at both of you,
脑袋里自动播放酷玩的那首歌 a Coldplay song plays in my heart.
拜 Bye.
-天呐 -她的状态堪称完美 - God. - She seems like she's in such a good place.
妈咪 爹地 Mom? papa?
-好像是汉娜 -她刚才是不是叫我爹地 - I think that's Hannah. - Did she just call me Papa?
宝贝娃 Doll,hey!
你来这儿干什么 What the heck are you doing here?
你不是不再想见到我俩了吗 I thought you didn't want to see us anymore.
其实 一想到在你们离开前 Actually, I couldn't bear the idea
都见不到你们了 我就受不了 of not seeing you before you left town.
但更重要的是 你快坐好 But more important-- here, you can
都这么晚了 真抱歉... sit down. It's late. I'm sorry--
重要的是我把我的书带来了 ...is that I brought you my book.
你俩一定要看 I need you to read it.
-这里真热 -真棒 好的 - Jesus, it's hot. - Great. yeah.
-我们会看 -你俩在蒸桑拿吗 - That's fine. - Are you boiling?
很好 我们会在飞机上看的 Great, we'll read it on the plane.
现在看 我要你俩现在看 No, now. I need you to read it now.
因为 Because...
我不是想吓你们俩 I don't want to freak you out,
但我认为 我或许是 but i think that I may be
我们这代的发声人 the voice of my generation.
至少是一代人中的 Or at least a voice
一个声音 Of a generation.
读就是了 别害怕 慢慢享受吧 Well, just read. don't be scared, just enjoy it
因为你俩读完之后 'cause there's going to be plenty
我们要好好畅谈一番 for us to talk about after.
读就是了 Just go for it.
我要和你说点事 I need to talk to you.
好 All right.
我一点都不喜欢你刚才的做法 I do not like what just went down out there. at all.
给汉娜出的主意吗 What, with Hannah?
我就是不明白问题所在吧 I guess I just don't understand the problem.
-她已经准备好了 -她刚才嗑嗨了 - She seemed ready. - She had just gotten high.
你是没见过真嗑嗨的款式 I'd like for you to see a real high person.
玛妮 你不能像个妈妈似的护着她 Marnie, you can't mother her like that.
我不是护她 我只是 I'm not mothering her. I'm literally
要防止悲剧的发生 preventing a disaster from happening.
你读过她的小说吗 Have you even read her novel?
她写的是回忆录 我当然看过 It's a memoir, and of course I've read it,
我是她的闺蜜 I'm her best friend.
闺蜜 她系偶滴闺蜜 Best friend. this is my best friend.
人都是独立的 You know, we don't own anybody.
或许你不懂得闺蜜情深的含义 Maybe you don't respect what a best friendship means
是因为你从不在一处待很久 because you've never stayed in one
从不能收获一份闺蜜情 place long enough to have one.
玛妮 我不能左右你的感觉 Marnie, I can't help your feelings.
或许你能做到的 就是在专门为你准备的 Maybe you can help being two hours late
派对上迟到两个小时 我的天呐 to a dinner party that was thrown for you, my God!
-我迟到了两个小时吗 -是的 - It was two hours? - Yes.
-晚餐是几点开始 -7点 - When was dinner? -7:00
7点 我以为那只是建议时间 7:00? I thought that was just a suggestion.
建...抱歉我们没在凌晨一点开餐 A sugges-- Okay, I'm sorry we don't eat at 1:00 in the morning,
但这里不是巴塞罗那 but we don't live in Barcelona.
不说1点 但10点比较合理吧 Maybe not 1:00, but 10:00. 10:00 is reasonable.
你就是这样 让我显得无比龟毛 See, this is what you do. you act like i'm uptight,
我又确实如此 就真成龟毛的人了 and then I follow suit. I become uptight.
地球上最恼火的情感互动没有之一 It is the most frustrating dynamic on the planet.
我快疯了 我真心受不了 It drives me crazy. I can't stand it.
我他妈的怀孕了 I'm fucking pregnant.
行了吧 我怀孕了 All right? I'm pregnant.
-主动受孕的吗 -你觉得呢 - On purpose? - What do you think?
我要告诉你俩一件事 I have to tell you something, you two.
你俩真得太漂亮了 You guys are so beautiful.
好的 好的 Okay, all right.
那才是嗑嗨的款式 That's a high person.
-写得很有趣 洛琳 -是啊 - This is very funny stuff, Loreen. - Yeah. uh-huh.
-汉娜你是个风趣的姑娘 -谢谢你 爹地 - Hannah, you're a very funny girl. - Thank you, papa.
我只是请求你们 All I am asking for
为了让我写完这本书 to finish this book
每月给我1100美金 is $1,100 a month
再坚持两年就成 for the next two years.
-你疯了吗 -这可是笔大开销 - That's insane. - That's a chunk of change.
确实疯了好吗 1100块一个月在纽约 You would say it's insane. who can live in New York
谁能hold得住 on $1,100 a month?
但我一心想完成这本著作 But I am so committed to this book
所以我愿意节约一大笔开支 that I am willing to get pretty thrifty on this.
你干嘛不找个工作 在博客上写写 Why don't you get a job and start a blog?
你真是被惯坏了 You are so spoiled.
谁的错你心里明白 妈妈 Yeah, well, whose fault is that, mom?
-还不是你爹惯的 -这让我很不高兴 - Your father's. - This is making me so unhappy.
我现在感觉很糟糕 I'm having such a horrible feeling.
我们不是华互银行 汉娜 We're not WAMU, Hannah.
-你连最起码的坐姿都很糟糕 -汉娜 - And the least you can do is sit up straight. - Hannah?
汉娜 天呐 汉娜 Hannah, Jesus. Hannah? Hannah?
我就不该嗑那个 I shouldn't have taken it,
但今天真是糟糕透顶 but I was just having such a bad day.
嗑什么 你到底嗑了什么 Taken what? what did you take?
她生病了吗 泰德 需要叫救护车吗 Is she sick, Ted? do I need to call a hospital?
她可能是嗑药嗑嗨了 I think she may be high.
-这是合法的 长得跟花似的 -我的天 - It's legal, like flowers. - Oh, my God.
我不生气 但我很好奇 I'm not going to be angry. I'm just really curious.
-你嗑的什么药 -鸦片荚 - What did you smoke? - It's opium pods.
鸦片荚熬的茶 It's a tea of opium pods.
-你去度娘下 -我不用必应这玩意 - We should Google that. - I don't need to Google that.
我知道这玩意 和抽香蕉皮是一个道理 I know about that. it's tantamount to smoking banana peels.
我的天 给他叫一杯 For christ's sake, let's just order
-咖啡好了 -大人才喝咖啡 - her a coffee. - Coffee's for grown-ups.
你给我喝一大杯咖啡 You're going to drink a strong cup of coffee!
姐年方廿四 不用你来指挥我 I'm 24 years old! don't tell me what to do.
这出戏演得还真棒 This is a real display.
这就是冷酷手段的直接后果 No, this is the immediate result of a cold approach.
你不能立马对她撒手不管 You can't just just pull the rug out from under her so suddenly.
我们应该多待几天 We should stay a few more days.
你的善良我很钦佩 真的 I admire your kind heart, I really do.
但你被这老油条牵着鼻子走 But you're getting played by a major fucking player!
我知道 但看她这样挣扎我于心不忍 I know! But it's hard for me to watch her struggle!
我的裙子好紧 My skirt feels so tight.
你们拿把剪刀把它剪开好了 Maybe you can just cut it open with a scissors?
简直像看她打针一样受罪 It's like watching her get a shot!
打完针就不会生病了 Shots keep people from getting sick!
-我想要栋湖边小屋 我工作那么辛苦 -我知道 - I want a lake house. I work hard. - I know, I know.
我他妈想在湖边养老 I want to sit by a fucking lake.
-你是该拥有个小屋 -我要牺牲了 - You deserve a lake. - I'm gonna die
像阁楼上的福楼拜一样死去 like Flaubert in a garret.
别看我 Don't look at me.
妈妈 Mom?
爸爸 Dad?
你好 我在2507房间 Hi, I'm in room 2507,
能叫客房服务吗 And I wanted to get some room service.
退房后账户完全不能消费了吗 But is the account totally closed if they've checked out?
什么都不能点了吗 You can't add anything?
好的 行 懂了 Okay, no. yeah, got it.
我马上就走 谢谢 I'm leaving right now. thank you.
汉娜 清洁工
干嘛不微笑起来 Why don't you smile?
心痛受伤吗 Does your heart hurt?
姑娘 我看着你的脸 只想说一句 Girl, when I look at you, I just wanna say,
"你好 纽约" "Hello, New York!"