Hello, Mai's Consulting Services.
I'm the girl of your dreams!
Bang bang bang! Got him in my firing range.
I'm gonna blow his heart out.
Pitter-patter pitter-patter in my heart.
I only wish you'd understand how I feel about you.
I had a dream that I was a harlequin.
Dad and Mom didn't know, but I woke up so excited.
You don't pay any attention to me, and think me a child.
Don't be shy! Open up and teach me how to love you.
I'll cast a spell on you with my charms and love potions.
My dreams keep telling me it's a dangerous situation!
Grandpa... Grandma.
I can't go on.
What are you saying, Kazumi?!
Don't be ridiculous, Kazumi!
He's right, Kazumi!
Don't give up now!
Takei. Did you get hold of that doctor?
I've asked the Aoi Group for their assistance, but...
So far no luck. The doctor doesn't even have a license.
I've also heard he's a real kook...
and I'm not sure he can even come to operate on her.
No doctor in the world has been able to cure Kazumi...
Find that doctor and bring him here! Understand?
That's all fine and well, but what if he won't operate?
If he doesn't want to, we'll change his mind!
Alright.
I understand.
I should ask the doctor if he would...
perform surgery on the young lady, correct?
Correct.
What can you tell me about this doctor?
We don't know much, except that he's strange...
He's an authority in Eastern medicine...
and he runs an illegal business in Shinjuku.
That's all we really know.
Shinjuku?
You mean...
As in the Shinjuku?
Yes. His name is Ben.
Dr. Ben K. Shinobi.
The renegade doctor of Shinjuku.
Stop it!
Sorry!
He said the doctor was in Shinjuku, but it's such a big place.
Step right up... Step right up...
Hey, Mister, come see our lovely girls.
I'll ask that man.
Hey, fella...
Excuse me...
Welcome!
Um, I'd like to ask...
I understand.
Don't say another word. I'll take care of you.
Madam, we've got a new girl who needs work!
No, that's not it!
You'll fit right in! Don't worry!
This is a respectable place.
No, you don't understand.
I came to ask...
Cute!
Lovely!
Wait!
I mean... I'm not...
Here's a customer, girls!
Okay!
Hold on a minute!
How did I end up like this?
Nice body, babe!
What are you doing?
Just wanna feel some of that skin.
Don't fight it, girl!
No, please, no...
How about giving us a go!
Yeah, yeah!
A hit man!
Get lost.
Who the hell are you?
This is no place for petty thugs like you.
The count!
The black count!
You'll pay, bastard!
You're dead!
Hold it.
So, you think you're a tough guy...
Don't overdo it, or someone...
will be hurt.
Don't worry.
I know a good doctor for you.
Let's see you try! It'll be three against one! Come on!
Huh? What's this? I can't move...
Just a temporary freezing of your spinal cord.
You'll live.
Think you'll get away with this? You goddamn...
Soon your mouth will stop too.
The air I heat up in this glass...
will expand...
and escape, creating a vacuum inside.
What?!
Great way to cleanse the blood... and clear your head.
Incense treatment afterward?
Excuse me...
I want to thank you, Count.
Um...
Madam, this bunny's mine for the night.
What?!
Of course! Enjoy yourself.
No way!
It's my turn tonight!
What!? No!
No, please let go of me!
I'm not...
I'm not like that!
What are you going to do?
I'm not the kind of girl you think.
I can't let you go any further.
Lie still.
This is the tragic end of my childhood. It's over.
Don't worry.
You're gonna love it.
No, pleeease stop!
Must be her first time.
She'll be fine.
The count's good to our girls.
How's that? This the spot?
Right there... yeah...
And here?
Yeah...
Yeahhh...
The heart of shiatsu is like the heart of a mother.
Shiatsu releases the wellspring of life.
Right there...
A healthy spine...
exceptional alignment...
beautiful bone structure!
It's so good! Oh, God!
Feel better?
I feel so light!
But you sure are naughty, Count!
I didn't know what to expect!
Sorry.
When I see a great body, I can't keep my hands off.
Sounds like an illness!
It keeps me up at night worrying, and leaves me utterly exhausted.
Who are you anyway?
Not a cabaret girl...
That's what I was trying to tell you...
I run a counseling service.
That's what brought me to Shinjuku.
Come on. You can't be doing this to yourself!
Huh?
Are you selling your body because your business is failing?
No, certainly not! No way!
I was asked by a client to find a certain doctor.
A doctor?
An authority in Eastern medicine in China, and a brilliant surgeon.
He's known as Ben K. Shinobi, the renegade doctor.
Have you heard of him?
No, never.
I see...
I thought this might have been him...
Shall we look?
Shinjuku Granny?
She knows everything that goes on in this sleazy town.
Calls herself Shinjuku Granny.
She's a harsh woman, so brace yourself.
Okay!
Hello, Granny!
You're looking good.
Oh, it's you.
How can I help you?
I have something to ask Shinjuku's most knowledgable woman.
Well...
What's this big ass?
An ass that needs you, Granny.
What do you want with an old bag like me?
Don't tell me you want me to make that ass even bigger.
Granny...
Actually, I want to know the whereabouts of Dr. Ben K. Shinobi.
What? Dr. Ben K. Shinobi?!
Why are you looking for him?
Well...
He's the only one who can save a patient I know.
He's not even a doctor.
Just a sick pervert.
I wouldn't count on him.
What? You're joking!
I'm sure the doctor can...
Does this look like a great doctor to you?
I have no idea where he is.
Take my advice and quit looking for him.
Why would she say that?
But any way you look at it, he doesn't look like a good guy.
Sorry.
I haven't been much help.
Don't say that.
How come you're so nice to me...
even though we just met?
I feel...
that you might be able to help me get better.
Are you sick or something?
Bald?!
What's happened to you?!
You... found... out!
Ben? Dr. Ben K. Shinobi?
It has to be you.
So, you are Dr. Ben!
Why couldn't you just say so? You big tease!
I'm so happy that you're such a nice guy!
Hey, babe, you've got great tits and one helluva body.
Let's see some more!
Please, Count!
Who?
Don't confuse me with that spineless wimp!
I am Ben...
the renegade doctor, Ben K. Shinobi!
What happened to the count?
Looks like I'd better stop talking and scram!
Silly girl...
My legs!
You can't move because your legs are paralysed!
Alright...
Strip, and let me get a better look at you.
I couldn't do anything so shameless!
Let me tell you about this pressure point for sensitivity.
Oh, no!
This one pressure point will confuse your skin sensors...
and turn your entire body into an erotic pleasure zone!
That feels great!
Come on...
It'll be easier if you take it off!
Why... Why are doing this to me?
What happened to the kind and gentle count?
I told you! I am Dr. Ben!
I don't want to hear another word about the count!
I'm sorry...
Please... please don't do this!
Stubborn slut!
There...
These scissors'll make things easier for us.
Please don't!
You take it off! It'll be more exciting that way!
Oh, God!
Ready?! Huh? Ready?!
I'm done for!
Time to snip 'em off!
Just as I thought.
Shinjuku Granny!
It's awful! The count turned into a pervert!
I see... Here.
What happened? What did I do?
Forget about that, and help this girl.
I don't believe it!
Does he have a split personality?
What on earth have I done?
So you see...
God...
Until he's cured of this disorder...
Ben K. Shinobi will never be considered a reputable doctor.
And his genius will be wasted.
I'll never get out of this mess.
The handsome gentlemanly count...
The evil barbaric quack doctor...
Which of them is the real Dr. Ben K. Shinobi?
Both of them, yet neither.
People with split personalities share one body after all.
In that case...
I should ask him to do the operation.
Scalpel.
Forceps.
No, if his wig ever fell off for some reason...
He'll mutate into the lunatic doctor.
The worst thing that could happen.
So the only answer is to cure him of his personality disorder.
It's not that simple.
Do you have any idea what is involved in treating it?
What?
The way to treat it is to eliminate one of the personalities.
In other words, one personality has to master the other.
Which would be fine if the count's mastered that lunatic's, but...
what if the opposite happened?!
The count would be gone forever...
And the doctor would become a lunatic forever!
That means...
It boils down to whether his true self is basically good or evil...
Hi.
Good morning!
Well? Any leads on that Ben guy?
Um, uh...
He can't remember that he is in fact Ben!
But...
Coffee, please.
I really want to believe the count.
Yes, Count.
Do you know of split personalities or schizophrenia?
Don't beat around the bush, do you? Well...
a number of such disorders are studied in Eastern medicine.
I heard it was a difficult illness to cure.
Can it be treated with acupuncture or incense?
According to the practices of a 3,000-year-old Chinese therapy...
there is nothing which cannot be cured.
Well, then!
Acupuncture to one of the body's pressure points.
The most effective means to cure certain psychological disorders.
Great! That's great!
Hey!
What part of the body is that pressure point?
The spot is base of...
The testicles.
Base... of... the... test...
Right. The testicles.
Stick the needle...
Stick it in.
Stick it...
Pull them up and...
stick it in.
All the way in.
Twist it in.
In the middle...
Of the base of the testicles.
Stick it in.
There's no way I can do that!
Count?
Sound asleep.
That drug I put in your food must have worked.
How can an unmarried girl...
undress a man like this? Even if it is work.
I feel so sleazy!
But...
I'll make sure the count isn't embarrassed.
This is the one thing I can do to help.
I can't go any further!
I can't. I can't go any further... Mai.
No room for compromise.
Excuse me.
I can't find where it is.
But...
it feels...
it feels like...
This is it!
What's going on!
Sorry 'bout this!
What are you doing?!
Did it! It seemed to work.
Huh? Count?
I don't get it!
Wench...
What are you doing sticking needles into my nuts?!
Oops! But it was supposed to work!
What the fuck were you doing with that needle?!
Nothing much.
Come on! Spit it out!
Confess!
I could make you confess with these needles...
but I'm going try out a special technique on you!
What are you going to do?
This thing here's called a head bind...
In ancient China it was used on kids to make them smarter.
This pouch would go on the head and would change the shape of the skull...
If it's tight enough, it can even crush the skull bone.
You're gonna squeeze my head in that to torture me?
Don't worry.
I'm gonna squeeze...
your tits!
Just as I feared.
I'll just put the pouch on...
yank the string...
put the pouch on...
It... it won't fit!
It's way too big! It won't fit!
Thank God!
Big-boobed wench!
Where'd that come from?
Shut up!
See this? Know what it's for?
That isn't...
Bingo! This'll suck 'em! Take your tits...
And suck 'em good!
I'm not a cow!
Um... are you alright?
Why, you...
What next?!
A 4,000-year-old Chinese chiropractic technique!
You're breaking my bones!
Perhaps I should snap your spine.
What do you think?
Oh, my aching back!
Are you okay?
Why, you! How come I'm the guy getting hurt here?
The way to treat it is to eliminate one of the personalities.
I can't tell him I was trying...
to eliminate one of his personalities.
I have no choice but to give you the final treatment.
This has long been the best way to treat criminals!
I can imagine.
This spot makes even the worst of them run away snivelling!
Anything but that!
Too late!
I'm gonna die!
Count!
What happened?
You returned to normal.
Baldness!
One of the pressure points on the body is near the testicles...
and that particular one is used to treat baldness.
You aimed for the point that affects his schizophrenia...
but accidentally got him in the baldness point.
That's why he suddenly grew back his hair.
Since the count's hair grew back naturally...
his alter ego will never surface again.
Really?
That's good news!
Too late. The girl's already left.
Oh.
Mai...
It's strange but somehow I feel so indebted to her.
That's your heart talking.
Must be getting a cold.
But I'm sure glad the count's all better now!
That's wonderful!