你也感觉到了吗? Did you feel that too?
- 什么? - 在你的胃里 - What? - Your stomach.
有种蝴蝶的感觉 It's like butterflies.
我妈跟我说当我遇到命中注定那个女孩 My mom said when I met the right girl,
我就会感觉到有蝴蝶 I'd feel butterflies.
我想我准备好了 I think I'm ready.
你能信吗? Can you believe him?
他这么简单就被征服了 He falls so easily.
我就更有防备心 I'm a little more guarded.
估计是因为我以前被伤害过 I guess it's because I've been hurt before.
我不会伤害你的 I'll never hurt you.
- 我爸 - 我爸 - My dad. - My dad.
- 你们俩是姐妹? - 我们的爸爸是好朋友 - You guys are sisters? - Our dads are friends.
他们一起去健身 他们块头都很大的 They went to the gym. They're muscle-heads.
他们打你们的时候 最好护着你们的头 Your best bet is to curl into a ball until they stop beating you.
我告诉你这些 是因为我想我爱上你了 I'm telling you this because I think I might love you.
有什么打算? What's our play?
最好从窗户走 Run for the window. I'll get the car keys.
我去拿车钥匙你直接冲 Y字阵型 左狗腿路线 Y formation, dog-leg left.
- 预备 散 - 散 - Ready, break. - Break.
我们等两天再给她们打电话吧 We should wait two days before we call them.
不是吧 You've gotta be kidding me.
你认为他们清楚车有多快? Do you think they have any concept of how fast a car can go?
回转小猫 左狗腿路线 篱笆后面看我信号 散 Reverse kitty cat, dog-leg left, over the fence, on my count, break.
- 嗨 我是尼克 - Hey, I'm Nick.
- 我是肖恩 能借用下泳池么? - Shawn. Can we use your pool?
片名:《啦啦队夏令营》
猛虎队加油! Come on, Tigers. Yeah!
强尼分散站位!强尼分散站位! Split Johnny left! Split Johnny left!
加油!加油!准备 向后投球 Come on! Come on, guys! Set. Hike.
好!好!就这样!小意思 举手之劳 Yeah! Yeah! All day. All day. Candy from a baby.
- 接下来有什么打算? - 第三排那个黑头发的不错 - What do you wanna do? - That brunette.
看来她不介意"圣"尼克给她扑火 Looks like she wouldn't mind St. Nick stuffed down her chimney.
不 我说比赛呢 还在比赛中 No, I mean, the play, in the game.
- 别这样伙计们 专心点 - 我是前所未有的专心 - Come on, guys, focus. - I've never been more focused.
看看 在那件婴儿衫里的那对肉球 Check it, couple of meatloaves in that baby tee.
我觉得那脐环也不错 Not mad at that belly ring either.
看到那个金发女郎了没? 很正点 别顶嘴 Have you seen this blond? Rackety-rack, don't talk back.
不知道她的毛毯跟我家的窗帘配不配 Wonder if her carpet matches my drapes.
延迟比赛 退后五码 Delay of game, loss of five yards.
虽然这只是个春季比赛 And just because it's a spring scrimmage...
也不意味着你们可以马马虎虎 现在上场 ...doesn't mean you can shit yourselves out here. Go!
- 抱歉 教练 - 去 去 去 快去啊 去 - Sorry, coach. - Go, go, go. Come on, go, go.
猛虎队! Tigers!
来吧大家伙儿 我们来加油助威 Come on, crowd Let's hear some noise
加-油 加油 N-O-l-S-E Noise
天呐 看见了吧 我们耽误太久了 God. See, look, we took too long.
那些白痴啦啦队又来了 老兄 Here come the whack-ass cheerleaders, man.
加油 加-油 加油 Noise, N-O-l-S-E Noise
猛虎队! Tigers.
- 呃 我现在底气好足 - 好吧 下一步怎办? - Well, I am pumped up. - All right, what's the play?
等下 那婴儿衫在给我她的电话号码 Hold on, baby tee is signing me her number.
- 那是个七吗?五和二? - 快点行不行 混球们 - Is that a seven? A five and a two? - Any day now, shit buckets.
快点 我可不想跑一下午圈 我还约了心理医生呢 I don't wanna run laps all afternoon. I have a shrink appointment.
老兄 Dude,
不就是被你表兄用手指插了屁眼么 挺挺就过去了 your cousin stuck his finger in your ass. Get over it.
他们占优势 我们得组织短传多占几码 They playing us loose. Let's get short passes and extra yardage.
那算个屁 老兄 要么不玩 玩就玩大的 The hell with that, man. You either bet big or go home.
- 不入虎穴焉得虎子 - 这才对 我的兄弟 - You gotta risk it to get the biscuit. - Aye, my brother.
好吧 摔绊防守 深入渗透 All right. Pro-zoom trips, deep route,
等我信号随时斜插 准备好了没? slant slim boogie on my count. Ready?
散 Break.
54号和迈克 注意快攻 54s and Mike, watch that blitz.
蓝色17 准备 上 Blue 17, set, hut.
肖恩加油 Come on, Shawn.
加油宝贝 好! Come on, baby. Yeah!
- 嗨 我是尼克 - 肖恩 - Hey, I'm Nick. - Shawn.
【杰拉尔德·R·福特高中】
- 嗨 肖恩 - 嗨 马迪 - Hey, Shawn. - Hey, Maddy.
多谢帮我准备生物考试 我对逆渗析一窍不通 Thanks for helping me study Bio. I'm retarded about reverse osmosis.
不 你不算啦 No, you're not.
只不过是溶剂收压穿过薄膜… Pressure forcing a solvent through a membrane...
…就像水球涨太大会爆掉一样 ...like when a water balloon gets too big and then explodes.
明白 谢谢 你真了不起 Got it. Thanks. You're so awesome.
不 科学才了不起 No. Science is awesome.
你也很了不起 去吧 拿下那门测验 And you're awesome. Now, go crush that test.
- 多谢 - 来击下掌 - Thanks. - High five.
尼克 嗨 尼克 Nick. Hey, Nick.
- 名字 名字 我需要个名字 - 詹妮弗 - Name, name. I need a name. - Jennifer.
- 詹妮弗 嗨 近来可好? - 不错啊 非常不错 - Jennifer, hi, how are you? - I'm great. Really great.
- 你会去今晚的篝火晚会吗? - 你知道的 - Are you going to the bonfire tonight? - You know it.
我正在跟肖恩说… I was just saying to Shawn here...
我们都等不及篝火晚会了 这样我就能和… ...I cannot wait to go to the bonfire so I can hang out with...
- 詹妮弗 - 詹妮弗 - Jennifer. - Jennifer.
- 今晚见 - 当然 詹妮弗 - I'll see you tonight. - Okay, Jennifer.
- 不是什么难记的名字 - 我是上学期跟她好的 - It's not that hard a name to remember. - I went out with her last semester.
我得忘掉那个才能记住新的名字 The name gets erased to make room for new ones.
- 这里有将近3000个学生 - There's like 3000 kids at this school.
- 那你怎就不能多记点名字? - Can't you just remember more names?
我也不知道怎么记 你跟技术支持说去吧 I don't know how it works. Talk to Tech Support.
- 这不是我的队员们么 - 我跟你赌他会说… - There are my guys. - Let's bet how many times...
- …多少次"屁" 我赌七次 - 没门 十 ...he says "shit." I say seven. - No way, 10.
- 嗨 教练 - 嗨 教练 - Hey, coach. - Hey, coach.
"车呢?车在哪里? 我有点怕了 拿着我的钱包" "Where's the car? Where's the car? I'm getting scared. Hold my purse."
- 两周 肖恩 两周 - 我知道 - Two weeks, Shawn. Two weeks. - I know.
我们生命最好的时光中的两周 Two weeks out of the best years of our lives.
这两周我们永远也追不回来 Two weeks we're never gonna get back, like, ever.
我知道 I know.
你们是不是也很激动能去啦啦队夏令营? So are you guys psyched for cheer camp or what?
我一心只想去这个 It's, like, all I think about.
知道马丁路德金那个梦吧? 对 我也有一个 Know how Martin Luther King had a dream? Well, I do too.
在啦啦队夏令营表现一把 就算变得肤浅点又怎样 To kick ass at cheer camp. And if that makes me shallow, then fine.
- 就说我和金博士肤浅吧 - Call me and Dr. King shallow.
- 那个不会让你变得肤浅 安吉拉 - That doesn't make you shallow.
它让你变得真实 That makes you real.
我们一定要比去年干得好 We have got to do better than last year.
我们就算便在裤子里 也会比去年表现得好 We could take a dump in our pants and still do better than last year.
- 就是说说而已 - 但今年我们确实更好了 - I'm just saying. - But we're better this year.
而且只要我们努力点 我觉得绝对有机会赢 And if we work hard, I think we have a real shot.
我不知道 那里有三百个女孩… I don't know. There's 300 girls up there...
…也和我们一样想赢 ...who want it just as much as we do.
- 而且她们比我们好得多 - 三百个女孩 - And who are much better than us. - Three hundred girls.
也和我们一样想要 Who want it just as much as we do.
而且比我们的水平高得多 And are much better than us.
我跟你讲 老兄 那才是真正的好地方 Tell you what, man, that'd be the place to be.
比在沙漠里流汗到死 还听着教练的屁话强的多 Instead of sweating our balls off in the desert with Coach Shit-Shit.
- 那我们就去呗 - 啥? - So let's go. - What?
我们去啦啦队夏令营 当一次啦啦队员 Let's go to cheer camp, be cheerleaders.
- 啦啦队员? - 恩啊 - Cheerleaders? - Yes.
噢 天啊 你终于对我坦白了? Oh, my God. Are you coming out to me?
我真是为你自豪 I'm so proud of you, man.
而且你知道么 我一直都有点感觉(你是同性恋) And you know what, I kind of always knew.
你闭嘴好吧 我不可能当同性恋 Will you shut up. All right, I'm too straight to be gay.
就算我给人吹喇叭 我也还是异性恋 I could suck knob and still be straight.
我能嘴里含一个 两手各握一个… I could have one in my mouth and two in each hand...
- …然后还是最有异性魅力的人 - 得了吧你 ...and still win a straight award. - All right.
这就是为什么我想去 啦啦队夏令营 想想吧我的朋友 Which is why I wanna go to cheer camp. Think.
三百个热辣女生 我们一个都没见过 Three hundred hotties we've never been with before.
这不知道她们到底 让不让男生去啦啦队夏令营 I wonder if they let guys go to cheer camp.
名字 名字 给我个名字 Name, name. Give me a name.
- 卡莉 她是队长 - 嗨 卡莉 - Carly. She's the captain. - Hey, Carly.
恩 我知道你会说 这是你听过的最美名字… Yeah, I know, it's the most beautiful name you've ever heard...
…我的眼睛就像永恒… ...my eyes look like forever...
…你爱我身上的每块骨头 尤其是你的那块 ...and you love every bone in my body, especially yours.
不 但那不错 介意我实际用下么? No, but that's good. Mind if I use it?
不不 没有花言巧语 No, no. No lines.
我们只想祝你们的啦啦队营好运 We wanted to wish you luck at cheer camp.
当然 我了解你们的游戏 想方设法上了女生 Sure, you do. I know your game. No girl left unturned.
- 什么? - 你怎么敢这样? - What? - How dare you?
不 我们只是看到了 No. We just see how hard
你们这些女士们很努力的加油… you ladies cheer out there...
…我们真心希望你们做得好 ...and we really hope that you do good.
恩 我们确实自豪 打败其他三百个女生 Yeah, do us proud, you know. Beat the skirts off those 300 other girls.
呃男生呢?那里有男生么?男生去么? And guys? Are there guys there? Do guys go?
- 男生怎么样? - 好问题 - What about guys? - It's a good question.
有男生女生一起去的吧 我不知道是不是有男生… There's girls and guys that go. I don't know if guys...
是的 好的队伍都是男女合作 Yes. The good teams are all co-ed.
很有趣 我不知道唉 我一直在仔细考虑 That's interesting. I just didn't know that. I was just pondering.
卡莉 过来 我们要练下比安卡想出来的新动作 Carly, come here. We're working on a new mount Bianca came up with.
- 是的! - 来了 - Yeah! - Coming.
我倒着走 这样你们就不会谈论我的屁股 I'm gonna walk away backwards, so you guys don't talk about my ass.
天 她的胸真好看 我们中会有一个上了她么? Man, she's got nice lumps. Either one of us ever hit that?
我不认为 我觉得她太自重了 I don't think so. I think she respects herself too much.
确实 Right.
谁想要那种剧情? Who wants to deal with that drama?
那你是怎么想的? So, what do you think about cheer camp?
- 怎么想的是什么意思? - 我们去吧 - What do you mean, what do I think? - Let's go.
- 首先 我们不是啦啦队员 - We're not cheerleaders.
- 我们是运动员 干什么都行 - We're athletes, we can do anything.
其次 他们不会随便让人去的 They don't just let anybody go.
你一定要是那小队的一员 You've gotta be part of a squad.
我们加入一个队呗 能有多难? Let's join a squad. How hard can this be?
做几个空翻 堆个金字塔 A couple of flips, a pyramid.
疯羊音乐 Black sheep
我们的"饼干"上多了三百滴蜜糖 Three hundred honeys on our biscuits.
- 那橄榄球夏令营呢? - 去他的橄榄球夏令营 - What about football camp? - Screw football.
我们最开始玩球的唯一理由就是 为了泡妞 The only reason we started playing was to pull chicks.
你可别真告诉我 你喜欢穿着火热的衬垫在场上跑… You can't honestly tell me you enjoy running in blazing hot pads...
…接住一个传球 两秒后一个两千磅的蒙古大汉… ...trying to catch a pass two seconds before some 2000-pound mongoloid...
- …撞上你的宝贝 - 艾尔帕索 我们来了 ...crashes into your Nutter Butters. - El Paso, here we come.
除非它自己先过来! Not if it comes to us first!
噢 真惨 Oh, shit.
- 我着火了 - 摩奇! - I'm on fire. - Mookie!
- 水 水 水 - 我帮你弄灭它 - Water, water, water. - I'll put you out.
我是个英雄 I'm a hero.
去他的橄榄球 我们去啦啦队 Screw football. Let's go cheer.
小肖恩! Shawny Shawn!
我们得说服小队 让她们觉得确实需要我们 We need to convince the squad they need us.
- 不会简单的 - 所以我们让波比帮忙 - Not gonna be easy. - That's why we go to Poppy.
- 有其他方法就好了 - 没有 - I wish there was another way. - There's not.
- 但我希望有 - 但是确实没有 我们到了 - But I wish there was. - But there's not. We're here.
- 我希望我们没到 - 但我们确实到了 - I wish we weren't. - But we are.
嗨 妹妹 Hi, sis.
我看着你们干吗?有屁快放 Why am I looking at you? Speak.
波比 你长这么大了 现在几岁啦? Poppy, you're getting so big now. How old are you?
我六十了 能长话短说不? I'm 60. Can we get past the small talk?
我哥来看我的唯一原因是 需要我帮忙 The only time you come to see me is when you need something.
这次是什么?色情杂志? What? Tug mags?
迈克牌柠檬水(一种啤酒)? Mike's Hard Lemonade?
- 还是再去一趟诊所? - 波比 - Another ride to the clinic? - Poppy.
不是这些 我们是想去 No. We wanna go
你会参加的那个啦啦队夏令营 to that cheerleading camp you're going to.
因为你在JV队的超俗表现 超乎你的年龄… Since you're killing on the JV squad and so advanced beyond your years...
…我们想让你帮我们一把 ...we thought you'd get us up to speed.
听着 老兄 你可以尿在我脸上… Hey, buddy, you can piss on my face...
…就是别告诉我这是在下雨 ...just don't tell me it's raining.
你们俩基本和全校的女生都好过… You guys have been through every girl at your school...
…现在只不过是想尝尝新鲜 ...and you're looking for fresh muff.
心痒难耐 地毯式搜寻 Some itchy-itchy-nah-nah. Wall-to-wall carpet.
好吧 说真的 你到底多大? Okay, seriously, how old are you?
这么说吧 我教你们些基本啦啦队动作 Tell you what, I'll teach you some basic cheerleader moves.
高Ｖ字 低Ｖ字 达阵型 篮子型 High V's, low V's, touchdown, baskets.
男生不是只要把女生扔起来 再接住就行了么? Don't the guys just throw the girls up and then catch them?
确实差不多 但我会让你们拿我做练习 Pretty much. But I'll let you practice on me
而且教你们具体名称 and tell you what they're called.
作为交换 我要住肖恩的房间 In exchange, I get Shawn's room.
- 不会吧 - 成交 - No. - Done.
这就是我的条件 不答应就走吧 Those are my terms.
- 我们会解决 - 老兄 我可是有自己的卫生间 - We'll take them. - Dude, I've got my own bathroom.
老兄 Dude,
经过啦啦队夏令营 你就不需要自己的卫生间了 after cheer camp, you won't even need your own bathroom.
什么?那究竟是什么意思? What? What does that even mean?
波比 我们成交 教会我们 我们去跟卡莉谈谈 Poppy, you got yourself a deal. Teach us, we go see Carly.
- 不是这样 绯闻女孩们 - 什么? - Wrong, Gossip Girl. - What?
卡莉可不是那种 随便跟你们橄榄球队员混的女生 Carly's not one of your humpety-hump football groupies.
她不会听信你们这一套的 She's too smart to buy that you guys wanna be cheerleaders.
好吧 那有什么打算? Okay, so, what's the play?
- 她来了 她来了 - 上 上 弄上去 - Here she comes, here she comes. - Go, go. Get up there.
噢 衰 Oh, rats.
- 我们的飞盘卡在上面了 - We got our Frisbee stuck.
- 怎么才能把它弄下来? - How are we gonna get it down?
- 看来只有太空飞船这招了 - 我也是这么想的 - Go space shuttle. - That's what I'm thinking.
好主意 Good idea.
- 准备? - 好了 - Ready? - Okay.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 抓住 落下 接稳 One, two, three, four, five, six Seven, grab, drop, catch
- 干得好 - 老兄 不错 - Great job. - Go, buddy.
他们总是这么兴奋? Do they always get so excited like that?
你们没见过他们跳达阵舞么? Haven't you ever seen them do their touchdown dances?
我的意思是 他们到处做空翻 I mean, they flip all over the place.
你会以为他们就是啦啦队员 You'd think they were cheerleaders.
- 才没呢 - 你们俩真的喜欢啦啦队? - No. - You guys really like cheering?
那都不算啦 只是随便玩玩 That wasn't cheering, just goofing around.
你们很轻松的做了一个后仰和摇篮接人 You nailed a backward sponge and go cradle.
不算啦 我們只是扔我妹妹上去拿飞盘 No. We threw my sister up in the air to get our Frisbee.
否则我們就得拿三把梯子了 It was either that or we get three ladders.
别这样 伙计们 Come on, guys.
你们爱好啦啦队的 别逃避它 是个很安全的项目 You love cheering. Don't run from it. This is a safe place.
我们确实喜欢 比橄榄球健美得多 We kind of do. It's so much more athletic than football.
如果我们有的选 我们更愿意和你们一起去啦啦队营 If it were up to us, we'd go with you ladies to cheer camp.
但我们只是会玩橄榄球的傻大个而已 But we're football meatheads.
我们只能循着社会陈规成长 We gotta march in lockstep to what society expects.
别跟别人说好吗? 这彻底毁了我们的形象 Don't tell anyone, okay? Totally ruin our rep.
- 以后再聊吧 - 祝夏天玩的愉快 - We'll catch you later. - Have a good summer.
我们去看灰熊队的比赛转播了 We're gonna go watch a Bears' game on TV.
加油 灰熊队 Go, Bears
我真该相信 学校里第一花花公子… I'm supposed to believe the biggest jocks in school...
…想当啦啦队员吗? ...all along really wanted to be cheerleaders?
别被社会陈规那套骗了 Don't get caught up in the lockstep of society's expectations.
他们把波比扔了有二十尺高 They tossed Poppy like 20 feet in the air.
你看 卡莉 我们没有力量 Look, Carly, we don't have any muscle.
今年你要是真想赢 他们是我们的唯一希望 If you really wanna do better this year, they're our only hope.
除非你们想试试雌激素 这个我完全不反对 Unless you guys wanna try steroids, which I'm totally open to.
- 我就是说说 - 我不管 我信不过那帮男生 - I'm just saying. - I don't care. I don't trust those guys.
用不着他们 我是队长 They're not coming. I'm the captain.
克林霍夫小姐是教练 我们去看看她怎么想 Miss Klingerhoff is the coach. Let's see what she thinks.
多妙的主意啊 What a fantastic idea.
这的的确确是我们队 想要更上一层楼所需要的 It's exactly what this squad needs to just push it over the top.
但克林霍夫小姐 他们从来没试过这个 But Miss Klingerhoff, they have never done it before.
他们对啦啦队一窍不通 而且 They don't know any of our cheers,
说实话 那是尼克和肖恩啊 and, come on, it's Nick and Shawn.
不要以貌取人啊 卡莉 Don't judge a book by its cover, Carly.
一本书总要翻到第五十页 才知道它在讲什么 You never really know what a book is about until you get to page 50.
五十? Fifty?
- 我觉得四十就差不多了 - 三十五更好点 - Wouldn't guess a page over 40. - More like 35.
我的小鬼们 My chickens.
你们来吧 来吧 You come here, you.
恩 搞定一个 还差一个 All right. One down, one to go.
我们怎么说服屁话教练放我们一马? What are we gonna say to Coach Shit-For-Words to get out of football?
每个小孩在逃避问题时都会用的招 What every kid says to get out of everything he doesn't wanna do.
所以昨天我发现自己不仅是被领养的… So not only do I find out yesterday I'm adopted...
…我一直叫的爸妈 其实是不孕的骗子… ...the people I've called mom and dad are infertile imposters...
…他们在戒毒所外用两盒苏达非买了我… ...who bought me outside a meth clinic for two boxes of Sudafed...
…我还发现了这件事 把我扔了的人… ...but I also get this news dropped on me:
我的亲生父亲 布鲁斯… My birth father, Bruce...
…他需要换肾 我是唯一和他配对的 ...well, he needs a kidney and I'm the only match.
而且显然他急需一个肾 And apparently Bruce needs it stat.
你需要一个肾 布鲁斯 对不? You need it stat, Bruce? Huh?
我还需要一个真正的父亲 而不是家里的… I needed a father stat instead of the stay-at-home dad...
…那个不育的只会在家展示 他有多爱我的大骗子! ...who showers me with love every day, this goddamn spermless liar!
所以明天早上六点 我要去凯萨医疗机构 So now I gotta be at Kaiser Permanente tomorrow at 6 a.m.
我知道的 布鲁斯连真正的医院都住不起 I know. Bruce couldn't even afford a real hospital.
所谓的健康管理多讽刺啊 对不? Managed care. It's ironic, huh?
怎么从来没人管理我呢 Never managed to care for me.
你跟我讲这些屁话干什么? You shitting me?
你说你去不了橄榄球队营? Are you saying you can't go to camp?
确实 但别逼我说出来 教练 Yeah, but don't make me say it, coach.
因为它要活活吃了我 全部吃掉 Because it's eating me up inside. It's eating me up.
放屁! Shit!
- 啦啦队夏令营!啦啦队夏令营! - 1 2 - Cheer camp! Cheer camp! - One, two.
啦啦队夏令营!1 2 Cheer camp! One, two.
你们骗谁都骗不了我 You might have everyone else fooled, but not me.
如果为了啦啦队疯狂是错的话… Well, if being a fool for cheering is wrong...
…我也不想去做对的事 ...then I don't wanna be right.
你可能想多跟她说些屁话 You might wanna dial back your bullshit with her.
她看起来不吃你那套 She seems pretty with-it.
不错的提醒 多谢 That's a great note. Thanks.
你们来我们真高兴 We're so psyched you're here.
- 恩 我们也是哈 - 我也是 恩恩 - Yeah, us too. Oh, yeah. - Me too, yeah, yeah.
别愁卡莉找你们麻烦 Don't worry about Carly.
- 她真的很喜欢啦啦队 - 没事的 - She's really into cheering. - No worries.
我们 在开车 我们 我们在开车 We are driving We, we are driving
我们 爱开车 我们 我们爱开车 We like driving We, we like driving
- 我们 爱食物 - 我们 我们爱食物 - We are eating - We, we are eating
我们 又在开车 我们 我们在开车 We are driving again We are driving
- 这要持续多久? - 整天 - How long does this go on for? - The whole way.
就等着她们把拍子配合好的时候吧 Just wait till their cycles match up.
你会想念这些日子的 You'll miss these days.
我们恐怕要错过摩奇他爸的房子了 We're gonna miss Mookie's dad's house.
嘿老兄 我们才不会 错过摩奇他爸的房子呢 Oh, buddy, we are not missing Mookie's dad's house.
我们会的噢 这个要持续三周呢 Yeah. This thing is three weeks long.
对我们来讲不是 Not for us, it isn't.
我们跟些疯子鬼混完后 第二周就跑 We hook up like maniacs, we bail in two.
有些人恐怕会非常生气 That's probably gonna piss some people off.
有付出才有收获 就像你做煎蛋时得先打些鸡蛋 To make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.
放些奶酪 蘑菇 撒盐 胡椒 别放多 Grated cheese, slice some mushrooms, salt, pepper, don't over-beat.
我们 又在开车 我们 我们在开车 We are driving again We are driving
抱歉 Sorry.
确实应该啊 小色鬼 至少先请我吃顿饭 I should say so, handsy. At least buy me dinner first.
很有趣是吧 Very funny.
好吧 你现在就是直接占我便宜 All right, now you're just taking advantage of me.
【东南伊利诺斯大学】
我们 到了 我们 我们到了 We are here We, we are here
我想我们犯大错了 I think we made a big mistake.
我们整了那小妞一把 We may have screwed the pooch on this one.
或许那小妞就要整我们了 Or maybe the pooch is gonna screw us.
穿着D罩杯的圣母啊 Sweet Mary in a D-cup.
我们不会是巴士撞车了 来到天堂了吧 I think our bus crashed and we're in heaven.
不会的 否则我们会听见 No. We would've heard:
我们 要撞车 我们 我们要撞车 "We are crashing We, we are crashing"
让我们来试试水温吧 Let's go see how warm the water is.
- 嗨 我认识你吗? - 我不认为 - Hi. Do I know you? - I don't think so.
呃 我是尼克 今年的新人 你愿意带我走走么 Well, I'm Nick. I'm new this year. Maybe you could show me around.
- 这是谁? - 尼克 今年的新人 - Who's this? - Nick. He's new this year.
这是肖恩 也是新人一个 需要有人带带 This is Shawn, also new, needs showing around.
- 希望不会太麻烦你们 - 伙计们 你们要报到的 - Lf it's not too much trouble. - You gotta check in.
好吧 来了 Okay, coming.
很高兴见到你们 希望很快再见面 It was very nice meeting you. Hope we see you around.
我会在你们中间放个书签 这样我们就知道聊到哪了 I'll put a bookmark between you. That way we know where we left off.
嗨 你们俩是哪队的? Hi. What squad are you on?
迪奥拉 在意大利语里是 美丽的公主的意思吧 Diora. I believe that's Italiano for "beautiful princess."
- 不 - 呃 应该是的 - No. - Well, it should be.
- 我这就给编辞典的人打电话 - I'm calling the dictionary people.
- 你们在哪个队? - What squad are you on?
猛虎队 杰拉尔德·R·福特高中的 The Tigers, Gerald R. Ford High.
低水平的领导 高水平的团体 Below-average president, above-average student body.
那么 你一会儿干什么? So, what are you doing later?
你没门 Not you.
口音呢?喜欢澳洲口音不? What about accents? You like Aussies?
想带我的皮帽么? You wanna wear my leather hat?
吉祥物们 你们十分钟后去吉祥物处签到 Mascots, I'll be checking you in in 10 minutes at the mascot table.
- 还站着干嘛? - 你喜欢天蓬床吗? - Why are you still here? - You like canopy beds?
婊子镇的巴士到了 The last bus from Bitchville just pulled in.
- 那是谁? - 黑豹队 - Who's that? - The Panthers.
总是第一个入围 还总想着炫耀 They always come in first and they don't let anyone forget it.
你们又回来了 真勇敢 You guys came back. I think that's so brave.
我只是希望某一天 会有一个低能啦啦队夏令营… I just hope one day there's a special cheer camp...
…好让你们发挥一下 ...where squads like yours really have a shot.
- 闭嘴 - 实话难免伤人 - Shut up. - Truth hurts.
- 信不信我伤你的脸 - 当你把派塞进嘴里时… - Your face is gonna hurt. - Does your face hurt...
- …脸不会疼吗? - 你就嫉妒我的身材吧 ...when you stuff it with pie? - You wish you had my body image.
我健康得很 不像你们 皮包骨 I'm healthy. Unlike you, Skeletor.
我们和去年大不一样了 桂尼斯 We're a different team this year, Gwyneth.
见见我们的新队员 Meet our new squad members.
我是尼克 这是肖恩 I'm Nick. This is Shawn.
嗨 很高兴见到你们 Hi. Great to meet you.
今年的汤里加了点香肠啊 算毛能耐 So you got a little sausage in your soup this year. BFD.
- 比赛场上见 - 还是那片草地… - See you on the cheer field. - It's that big chunk of grass...
…你们每年都会去 每次都倒数第一 ...you come in last on, every year.
黑豹队上 Panthers out.
黑豹队上? Panthers out?
他们算什么 菜刀帮么? What are they, a knife gang?
- 天啊 我恨死他们了 - 我觉得他们蛮酷的 - God, I hate them. - I think they're kind of cool.
就是说说而已 I'm just saying.
【塔林宿舍】
嗨 我是尼克 这是肖恩 Hey. I'm Nick. This is Shawn.
我是布鲁斯特 I'm Brewster.
不是真名 Not my real name.
我父母叫我杰克 My parents named me Jack.
杰克 太强壮 太有男子气概了 我们明白的 Jack, so strong, so masculine. We get it.
你们想要个男孩嘛 You wanted a boy.
我叫杰克 我惩恶扬善 我亲女生们 My name's Jack. I punch bad guys, and I kiss girls.
- 省省吧 - 好吧 - Save it. - Okay.
只是简短的讲一下子喔 我很爱干净的… Now, just a quick FY informacidn, I'm kind of a neat freak...
…所以你们最好保持地盘干净点 这样我们才能相处愉快 ...so we'll get along great if you just keep your area clean.
你说"地盘"是指… And by "area," you mean?
- 床铺 - 好 - Your bunks. - Okay.
我受不了脏乱 所以我家才从加尔各答搬走 I can't stand clutter. That's why we left Calcutta.
然后呢 我爸在美联航找了份工作 Well, that and my dad took a job with United Airlines.
告诉你们 现在可不仅仅是 你们去我们那边 Your jobs aren't just going over there, sailor.
我们也有很多人往这里来 Some of us are coming over here.
世界平得像个王八蛋一样 The world is flat like a son of a bitch.
我们会好好想想 You're giving us a lot to process here.
嗨 兄弟们 好啊?我是亚当 Hey, what's up, guys? I'm Adam.
嗨 老兄 嗨 我是尼克 这是肖恩 What's up, man? Hey, I'm Nick. This is Shawn.
欢迎欢迎 Well, welcome, welcome.
- 那是你女朋友吗? - 是啊 - Is that your girlfriend? - Yeah.
那是乔迪 我们从五岁开始一起玩啦啦队 That's Jody. We've been cheering together since we were 5.
那你们是认真的? So you take this seriously?
我准备成为家里第一个 I wanna be the first in my family
拿着啦啦队奖学金上大学的人 to go to college on a cheer scholarship.
好运 老兄 希望你有所突破 Good luck, man. I hope you break the cycle.
- 多谢 老兄 - 酷 - Thanks, man. - Cool.
你好吗 老鹰? What's up, Eagle?
吉祥物们不说话 只是摆姿势 Mascots don't talk. They just gesture.
- 即使坐在床上也是? - 一直都是 小宝贝 - Even in their bunks? - The whole time, baby girl.
他们太投入了 It's total immersion.
嗨 有人能帮我一把么? Hey. Can someone help me with my stuff?
我有一个大包 装满了足球 啤酒 游戏 I got a huge bag of footballs, beer, Xbox games.
我们来搞个派对 Let's get this party started.
终于 一个志同道合的人出现了 Finally, a kindred spirit.
我是尼克 这是肖恩 I'm Nick. This is Shawn.
- 我是唐尼 - 你好吗?很高兴见到你 - I'm Downey. - What's up? Nice to meet you.
唐尼 唐尼 好吧 来给我们个简介 Downey. Downey. All right, so break it down for us.
这地方有多棒? How great is this place?
- 棒得变态 老兄 - 就是要这样 - It's sick, dude. - Sweet. Right there.
教练们很不错的 你们的水平一会有很大提高 The coaches are amazing. Your cheering's gonna be off the charts.
我的水平会有很大提高 我想是好事 My cheering's gonna be off the charts. I guess that's a good thing.
那女士们呢?跟我们讲讲女士们 What about the ladies? Tell me about the ladies.
喔 对啊 没错 Oh, yeah, totally.
她们也有很大提高 真的很有进步 Their cheering gets better too. They see real progress.
我靠… What the?
哇噢 老兄快看 一排一排的 就像美女工厂一樣 Wow, look at them all, dude. In rows. It's like the hot-chick produce aisle.
真不知从何下手 I don't know where to start.
是从高到矮呢 还是金发到红发? Do we go from tall to short or blond to redhead?
或许来个随机模式也好 Maybe just iPod-shuffle mode.
这就是为什么我从来不去竞选总统 太多抉择了 This is why I'd never wanna be president. Too many decisions.
不用愁那个 估计你还没得选 Don't worry, I don't think that's in the cards.
那可不一定 但布什在耶鲁时可是当过啦啦队员 You say that now, but George W. Was a cheerleader at Yale.
他在纽黑文风流的时候… He never thought he'd be president...
可没想到自己会当总统 ...snorting coke through his skull and bones at a New Haven titty bar.
世事难料啊 小肖 You just never know, Shawnzy.
而且这就是为什么美国这么棒 蠢蛋都能当总统 And that is what makes America great. Any idiot can be president.
- 让我们来听听 声音在哪里? - 声音在这里! - Let's hear some noise over here! - Noise over here!
- 大家的欢呼在哪里 - 在这里! - Let's hear some noise over here! - Noise over here!
- 大家的欢呼在哪里 - 在这里! - Are you fired up? - We're fired up!
- 你们是不是极度兴奋? - 我们极度兴奋! - Are you fired up? - We're fired up!
- 极度兴奋怎么拼? - F-U(Fuck you)! - How do you spell "fired up"? - F-U!
不是吧 Not really.
- 极度兴奋怎么拼? - F-U(Fuck you)! - How do you spell "fired up"? - F-U!
- F-U拼出来是什么? - 极度兴奋! - What's that spell? - Fired up!
- 这样也不对吧 - 不 - Not really that way either. - Nope.
太他妈对了 F-U 你们在大学了 Damn straight. F-U. You're at university now.
- 极度兴奋大学 - 棒极了 - Fired Up University. - This is awesome.
啦啦队大学 我的朋友们 没有高中的小打小闹了 Cheer college, my friends. None of this high school stuff for you.
你们有三周时间 我们充分利用它来F-U You got three weeks. We're gonna take it right to the top to F-U.
- F-U! - F-U! - F-U! - F-U!
你们好 我是基斯教练 我是这艘心灵之船的船长 Howdy do? My name is Coach Keith. I'm the skipper of this spirit ship.
你们很可能知道 我就是第一个… As many of you know, I was the very first male cheerleader ever...
…在国家级比赛出场的男性选手 ...to compete at the Nationals.
我生下来就是为了啦啦队 I was born cheering.
我妈发誓从她身体里出来 的那一对小手… My mother swears the first thing out of her what's-it...
…已经摆好了一个啦啦队的手势 ...was a little pair of baby hands doing spirit fingers.
笑话啦 不过是真的 That's a joke, but it really happened.
现在我十分荣幸地… It is now my absolute pleasure...
…介绍你们的总顾问… ...to introduce to you your head counselor...
…兼我的性感老婆 迪奥拉 该她上场了 ...and my super-sexy handsome wife, Diora. Let's bring her out here.
- 啥?他说老婆? - 不会吧 - What? Did he say wife? - No, he couldn't have.
欢迎大家 Welcome, everyone.
在接下来的三周 你会接受我和其他教练的训练… For the next three weeks, you'll train with me and the other coaches...
并参加锦标赛… ...and then compete in a tournament...
…优胜队将出赛州决赛 ...with the top teams going on to the State Finals.
那会是黑豹队和其他两组 So that would be the Panthers and two other teams.
- 噢 我 我 我 - 收到 女士 说吧 - Oh, me, me, me. - Yes, ma'am, right here.
我听说有一个很难的招式 叫特洛伊喷泉… I heard that there was this really hard move called the Fountain of Troy...
…有些队伍在世界比赛上做过 ...that some team did at the Worlds.
我们可以学那个么? Are we gonna learn that?
当然 我会教你们怎么做特洛伊喷泉 Sure, I'll teach you how to do the Fountain of Troy.
然后我再教你们怎么给熊化妆! Then I'll teach you to put makeup on a bear!
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
那招不仅非常难做 而且极端危险 Not only is that move nearly impossible to execute, it's extremely dangerous.
那招是禁忌技 That move is prohibidado.
- 禁忌…什么? - 禁忌技 - Prohibi-what? - Prohibidado.
我用西班牙语说是因为 And I say that in Spanish
这招就是那么怪异 那么禁止 because that's how exotic and not-allowed it is.
你在这个营说都不许说 "特洛伊喷泉"这几个字 You can't even say "Fountain of Troy" at this cheer camp.
- 现在说一遍 - 特洛伊喷… - Go ahead and say it. - Fountain of Tr...!
停 你们在干嘛?这不是游戏 Stop it. What are you doing? This isn't a game.
我没跟你们胡闹 I'm not playing around up here.
宝贝 Honey.
开玩笑啦 啦啦队营的第一周 It's just a joke. First week of cheer camp.
轻松轻松 Lighten things up.
好好玩 大家一起说"特洛伊喷泉" Have a good time. Everybody say it, "Fountain of Troy."
- 特洛伊喷…! - 我的天啊!我的上帝 闭嘴! - Fountain of Tr...! - Oh, my dear Lord! Oh, gosh, shut up!
他疯了吧 He's lost his mind.
停下!今年这里没人可以做特洛伊喷泉 Stop it! Nobody does the Fountain of Troy at this cheer camp.
现在 我们去安顿好床铺 好好睡一觉 Now, let's all hit the bunks and get a good night's sleep.
欢迎来到啦啦队营 Welcome to cheer camp.
嗨 Hi.
要了 要了 那个有蝴蝶纹身的金发女郎我要了 Dibs, dibs. Dibs on the blond with the butterfly tattoo.
要了 我喜欢 告诉我那是谁 Dibs on that. I'd like that. Tell me who it is.
- 那是莱尼·布朗 - 莱尼·布朗 - This is Lanie Brown. - Lanie Brown.
她喜欢滑雪 She likes skiing,
嘻哈音乐 和她的猫一起玩 叫潘布赖顿先生 hip-hop, and playing with her cat, Sir Pembleton.
- 潘布赖顿先生?真的假的? - 我知道 没开玩笑 - Sir Pembleton? You serious? - I know, I'm not kidding.
我要马上把名字记下来 I'm gonna write her name in my book in no time.
你竟然把战绩都记下来 Can't believe you document your conquests.
我家有一个薪水制度 用战绩衡量 Family owns a payroll company. Love records.
- 怪的很 - 跟我们的好伙伴联邦社保去说吧 - It's just weird. - Tell it to our dog, FICA.
噢 嗨 卡莉 Oh, hey, Carly.
你们好啊 猛虎们? What's up, Tigers?
- 嗨 - 去冲凉么? - Hey. - Going to take a shower?
对 今早我的手碰到某人的嘴了 Yeah. I had my hand in some kid's mouth this morning.
好主意 我还知道它到底碰过哪里 Good idea. I know where it's been.
只要我没染上某种食肉病毒的话… And if I don't get some flesh-eating virus from that...
…在我光脚冲完凉之后 还是有可能的 ...I probably will after I take a shower barefoot.
- 我忘了带拖鞋了 - 傻瓜们 一会儿见! - I forgot to pack my flip-flops. - Sucks! See you later.
哦 拿去 穿我的 Oh, here. Take mine.
- 我带了两双 - 真的? - I brought two pair. - Really?
恩 没事的 我们是队友嘛 Yeah. No problem. We're teammates.
多谢 Thanks.
- 拜 - 一会儿见 - Bye. - See you later.
老兄 我怎么跟你说的? Bro, what did I tell you?
别对我们自己学校的人打主意 No hooking up with girls from our school.
- 我只是行善而已 - 我可不管 - I was just being nice. - I don't care, man.
你知道行善会导致什么 You know where nice leads.
不要在你吃饭的地方拉屎 记得么? Do not poop where you eat, remember?
所以才没有什么饭馆叫厕所的 That's why there are no restaurants called The Bathroom.
饭馆里有厕所的啊 There are bathrooms at restaurants.
我刚刚是比喻 肖恩 I was using a metaphor, Shawn.
真想不明白人们怎么会认为你比我聪明 It is crazy that people think that you're the smart one.
女士们 你们好啊? What's up, ladies?
嗨 Hi.
想借些拖鞋吗?好吧 一会儿见 You wanna borrow some flip-flops? All right, see you later.
欢迎大家参加第一天的活动 我们先热身跑 Welcome to day one, everybody. Let's start with a warm-up run.
天啊 真是个狐狸精 我一定要在离开前搞定那个 God, she's such a fox. I guarantee I'm gonna tap that before we leave.
老兄 她已婚了啊 而且都快三十了 Dude, she's married, and like 30 years old.
我就喜欢那样古典委婉的 That's just how I like them: Ancient and regretful.
没错 冰淇淋可以随便吃了 Yeah. Take it easy on the Dove bars.
- 准备好了么 小肖? - 当然 尼克尔莱 - Ready, Shawnzy? - Sure am, Nicholai.
新人们 上吧 New guys, move them.
我一直知道我可以做些其他事情 I always knew there was something else I should be doing.
知道吧 就像总有些没发掘的 You know, like there was something more.
更不为人知的一面 Something more inside me.
我猜你可以认为 我要在啦啦队上爆发 I guess you could say I had a cheer waiting to get out.
现在呢 我为了啦啦队而活 And now, well, I live to cheer.
而我为我自己加油 And I cheer to live.
我看着那个小猫的眼睛… I looked that little kitten in the eyes...
…我就知道我一定要带她回家 ...and I knew I had to take her home.
而现在 有时我也会肚子呜咽 倾诉我的心声 And now, Sniffles, that's who I tell my secrets to.
我祖母是一位啦啦队员 My grandmother was a cheerleader.
她最喜爱这个了 It was what she loved most in the world.
在她去世后 我只是继承了家里的传统 So when she died, I just picked up the family pom-poms.
真奇怪 我平常不会这样打开心扉的 This is weird. I don't usually open up like this.
真奇怪 我平常不会这样打开心扉的 It's weird. I don't usually open up like this.
猛虎队! Tigers!
我爱你身上的每块骨头 I love every bone in your body.
尤其是我的那块? Especially mine?
猛虎队! Tigers!
猛虎所向无敌 必胜必胜 Tigers can't be beat Get up on your feet
猛虎必胜 Tigers can't be beat
是我自己的想象 还是她们还不是真的很烂? Is it my imagination, or do they not completely, totally suck?
是你自己的想象 It's your imagination.
想在把我想成泼他们的那盆水 Now go imagine me a bottle of water.
猛虎队! Tigers!
法国人说晴天白月 会给人带来好运 The French say a day moon brings good luck to whoever sees it.
他们还说人八岁就应该可以喝酒了呢 They also say 8-year-olds should drink wine.
而且如果是新月的话 好运会持续一周 And if it's a crescent moon, it'll bring good luck for a week.
现在呢? What is it now?
我在和最好的啦啦队长一起慢跑 I'm jogging with the captain of the best squad,
我敢说那绝对是个新月 so I'd say it's pretty crescent.
- 和你比赛 - 啦啦队不是一项比赛 - Race you. - Cheering isn't a race.
- 这跟橄榄球不同 - 到头来不还是要比个高低 - This isn't football. - There's a competition at the end.
这倒对 看你信号 预备… Yeah, you're right. On your mark, get set...
噢 作弊 我喜欢 Oh, she cheats. I like it.
西葫芦? Zucchini?
青菜?甘蓝?凉薯? Leafy greens? Kale? Jicama?
和豆芽? And sprouts?
啦啦队营唯一不好的就是这点 That's the only thing that sucks about cheer camp.
为了屁屁我必须做出这样的牺牲 The sacrifices I make for ass.
还记得我冒充五分钱乐队 去泡那个小妞那次不? Remember when I pretended to be into Nickelback for that chick?
- 天啊 他们超烂的 - 她也是 来吧 - God, they suck. - So did she. Up top.
老兄 我才不会 为了你去年被吹喇叭而和你击掌 Dude, I am not gonna high-five you for a beejer you got a year ago.
那不算 不算 That doesn't count. No.
- 波比 - 嗨 妹妹 - Poppy. - Hi, sis.
你俩在找真正好吃的? Guys looking to go off-menu?
我有巧克力棒 士力架和德国甜饼 I got Kit Kats, Snickers, and German sweet tarts.
比其他任何糖都好吃 Wipes out the taste of every other candy.
我全要了 I'll take everything you got.
这里不行 肖申克 这么多人看着呢 Not here, Shawshank. The screws are watching.
把它放在外面那棵枫树的后面 Put it in the sycamore tree out back.
- 我们的糖呢? - 检查你们的口袋 - Where's our candy gonna be? - Check your pockets.
我就知道 她有一招 I know. She's got the shine.
天啊 这太棒了 Oh, my God, this is so good.
确实 Yeah, it is.
迪奥拉! Diora!
天啊 是你 God, it is you.
月光照在你面颊的时候… The way the moonlight caught your cheek...
…我以为你是个天使 ...for a second there, I thought you were an angel.
不 只是个决定 你们明天要不要跑圈的… Nope, just the head counselor who decides...
总顾问 ...whether or not to make you run laps all tomorrow.
天啊 我真是喜欢 God, I love it, huh?
你来我往 妙语连珠 就像赫伯恩和特蕾西一样 A little back and forth, witty repartee, Hepburn and Tracy.
小孩 我不是十六岁 一边玩去 I'm not 16, kiddo. Run along and play.
还是妙语连珠啊你 太厉害了 Still with the witty repartee, that's terrific.
- 这次你赢了 特蕾西小姐 - 赫伯恩才是那个女的 - You win this round, Miss Tracy. - Hepburn was the girl.
叮 叮 出局 Ding, ding. Knockout.
不该这么难的 她有一百岁了吧 It shouldn't be this hard, she's like 100 years old.
- 肖恩 有空吗? - 恩 当然 - Shawn. Got a second? - Yeah. Sure.
有些女孩在议论你和尼克 Some of the girls have been talking about you and Nick.
别听信他人的胡言 Don't believe anything anyone says.
她们说这可能是 我们队最好的一次 They've been saying they think this is the best the team has ever been.
呃 那个你倒可以信 Well, that you can believe.
我只想说谢谢你们 I just wanted to say thanks.
你们帮了很大忙 You guys have been a big help.
尤其是你 Especially you.
多谢 Thanks.
其实想想当我被扔起来的时候 It's nice to know that when I get tossed,
有你在那接着我也不错 you're gonna be there to catch me.
我并不是说比安卡不好 I mean, not that Bianca wasn't good.
只是 我不太知道 感觉比较对头 It's just, I don't know. You feel right.
我也喜欢 你就像家里自制的球一样好接 I like it too. You're like a home-run ball.
或者像十五寸长的鲑鱼 Fifteen-inch brown trout.
软软凉凉那种 大概是两种都是 A mild cold. Double feature.
我明白了 你能抓住的东西嘛 闭嘴 I get it. Things that you catch. Shut up.
我知道最开始的时候… I know at the beginning...
…我对你们的加入有点小态度… ...I may have been against you two joining the squad...
我相信你叫我们"没良心的畜生" I believe you called us "godless douche-monsters."
其实那是"没灵魂的牧民" It was "soulless beav-wranglers."
啊 那样好多了 我彻底误解你了 Well, that's better. I totally misunderstood you.
我这不道歉呢 I'm trying to apologize here.
不用 而且接受了 No need. And accepted.
嗨 Hey.
你最好认为作为一个啦啦队长 我会更优雅点 You'd think as a cheerleader I would be a little more graceful.
我喜欢你的笨拙 就像雾里看花一样 I like you clumsy. It's like I'm looking behind the curtain.
宝贝 Babe.
瑞克 Rick.
- 那个吃脸的人是谁? - Who's the face-eater?
- 伙计们 来见见我男朋友 - Guys, come meet my boyfriend.
- 那车怎么回事? - What is with that car?
- 也许他赢了次女子职业高尔夫巡回赛 - Maybe he won an LPGA tournament.
我想死你了 I missed you.
我也是 太想了 Me too. Definitely.
伙计们 这是我男朋友 Guys, this is my boyfriend.
- 其实是预备未婚夫 - Pre-fiance, actually.
- 这就是我跟你提过的那两个男生 - These are the guys I told you about.
- 尼克和肖恩 - 你们好啊 伙计们?我是瑞克医生 - Nick and Shawn. - What's up, guys? I'm Dr. Rick.
真的? Really?
兽医吧 Pound?
你当医生是不是有点年轻了? Aren't you a little young to be a doctor?
- 他在医学院读预科 - 那你称呼自己"医生"干嘛? - He's pre-med. - Then why call yourself "doctor"?
既然在所难免 何必还要等呢? Why put off the inevitable?
你去查查那颗痣把 You should get that mole checked out.
我本来可以帮你的 但我没带包 I'd do it myself, but I don't have my bag on me.
书包? Your book bag?
- 你们俩怎么在一起的? - 其实是个很好笑的故事 - How'd you two crazy kids meet, Rick? - It's a funny story, actually.
我们父母很早就相识 然后他们介绍我们的 Our parents knew each other from way back, and they introduced us.
一点也不好笑 连个故事都算不上 算是个事实吧 Not that funny a story. Not really even a story. Just like a fact.
我们从我二年级开始就在一起了 We've been going out since I was a sophomore.
我们该走了 We should hit it,
卡莉 我跟他们说45分钟后能吃完晚饭 Carly. I told the guys we'd be done dinner in 45.
- 噢 你朋友和你在一起? - 会开很久的 宝贝 - The guys are with you? - It was a long-ass drive, babe.
你不想让我边开车边睡着吧? You didn't want me falling asleep at the wheel, did you?
不 我很高兴你能来 No, I'm glad you made it.
那是 我在红龙虾店订了位 Yeah, you're glad. I got a rezzy at Red Lobster.
我们在一株植物的后面有个小台子… We've got a booth in the back behind a plant...
…这样就没人能看见你到底在吃什么 ...so no one can see how much we're all-you-can-eating.
如果你们知道我在说什么就好了 伙计们 If you know what I'm saying, boys.
行 噢 肖恩 我有样东西要给你 Okay. Oh, Shawn. I have something for you.
你们在这真不错 Sweet deal you kids got going on here.
我也希望有个夏天可以一直玩 Wish I could hang out, play all summer.
只不过是学专业课太忙 I'm just a little busy picking my specialty.
专业课?你是个新人吧 Specialty? You're a freshman.
你的专业课应该是牵奶牛 去院长办公室才对 Your specialty should be putting a cow in the dean's office.
《动物屋》的台词 我喜欢! Animal House reference. Love it!
我妈给我送过来了 所以不用你的了 My mom sent mine, so I don't need yours anymore.
- 多谢 - 当然 - Thanks. - Sure.
还有 老大 下次我女朋友 And, chief. Next time, if my girl
再借东西的话 找我借就好 needs something, she can borrow it from me.
瑞克 他只不过是在行善 Rick, he was just being nice.
噢那双脚看起来小了点 多大啊 七号? Those feet look pretty small. What are they, a seven?
十号半 小崽子 Ten and a half, papo.
穿鳄鱼牌就是十一号 Eleven in Crocs.
那女孩叫什么来的? 五尺七寸 金发 蓝眼睛? What's the name of that girl who was 5'7", blond hair, blue eyes?
就像猛龙一样 让我想起圣诞节 She's like a dragon. Reminds me of Christmas.
是卡罗 卡若 卡… 卡洛琳 卡洛琳 It's Carols, Care-holes, Car... Caroline. Caroline.
笔没水了 你有笔吗? I'm running out of ink. You got a pen?
愁眉苦脸那个 我跟你说话呢 Mopey, I'm talking to you here.
你在这发呆已经两小时了 You been sitting out here staring into space for two hours.
- 才五分钟 - 真的?只有五分钟? - It's been five minutes. - Really? That was five minutes?
我在床上可能真是差了点 Guess I really do suck in bed.
明白么?我以为我是斯汀 其实我只是… Get it? Like I think I'm Sting, and in all reality...
…查德·迈克尔·莫瑞 不到五分钟就射了 ...l'm like Chad Michael Murray douching it out in five minutes.
- 说真的 怎么了? - 没事 - What's wrong? - Nothing.
- 别这样 说吧 - 真没什么 - Come on, tell me. - It's nothing.
- 说吧 - 没事 - Tell me. - It's nothing.
说吧 说吧 说吧 说吧… Tell me. Tell me, tell me, tell me...
- 尼克 - 抱歉 - Nick. - Sorry.
- 说吧? - 卡莉的男朋友就是个大老二 - Tell me? - Carly's boyfriend's a real schwanz.
老兄你喜欢她 我就知道 我就知道你喜欢她 Dude, you like her. I knew it. I knew you liked her.
- 那又怎样?不是什么事 - 不是什么事? - So? It's no big deal. - No big deal?
她在我们队上 你将毁了一切 She's on our squad. You're gonna ruin everything.
为什么你要这么做 啊? Why you gotta do this, huh?
为什么要毁了我的大好时光? Why you gotta take a leak all over my dreams?
为什么要这样为难我? Why you lay a hot toddy all over my hopes?
- 你夸张了点吧 - 是吗 我从来不是 - You're being a little dramatic. - Well, I have never.
这女孩到底好在哪里啊? What makes this girl so great, bro?
是啊 这女孩到底好在哪里啊? Yeah. What makes this girl so great, bro?
就是在她身上有种东西 There's just something about her.
你知道在巴士上当她坐在我身上的时候吧? You know when she bumped into me on the bus?
还有我看她读书时的样子 还有她吃布丁时 Or when I saw her reading that book. That she orders pudding for dessert.
现在你不过是列出人们做的事 Okay, now you're just listing things that people do.
不 我才不是 No, I'm not.
- 有时她用铅笔写字 - 比我想的还要差 - Sometimes she writes with a pencil. - So much worse than I thought.
你真喜欢上她了 You're really into this girl.
- 不 我才没 - 你确实喜欢上她了 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.
为什么她要和那个性饥渴在一起? Why is she with that knob-rocket?
够了 你们已经让我感到沮丧了 我还是个处女座 Enough already. You're even depressing me, and I'm a Virgo.
我们得让你开心点 We have got to cheer you up.
我就在你前面 老兄 I'm two steps ahead of you, my man.
好吧 先生们 预备 All right, gentlemen, saddle up.
听着 女士们 我不禁注意到… Listen, ladies, I couldn't help but notice...
…你们在平地上练习举人 ...you were practicing your lifts on dry ground.
是啊 不然去哪里? Well, where else would we practice?
水池里 那是顶级队伍才做的 The pond. That's where the top teams do.
有水的阻力效果会更好 Water resistance, better training.
不然为什么章鱼会有很光滑的触手? Why do you think octopuses have skinny arms?
听起来不错啊 That sounds like a good idea.
我们算了吧 泳衣都在宿舍 We can't. Our swimsuits are all the way back at the bunks.
我们就穿着内衣去吧 反正泳衣也不过如此 We could just go in our underwear. I mean, that's all swimsuits are.
反正一会儿就天黑了 没人看得见 It's gonna be dark soon anyway, so no one would see us.
我从来没那么想过 但我想你们是对的 I never thought about it like that, but I guess you're right.
看看吧 啊? 我们都是中规中矩的… Look at that. We're all here thinking inside the box...
而你们已经打破条条框框了 ...and you're outside playing a game of "What lf?"
美丽又冰雪聪明 三重威胁 多面手 Gorgeous and brilliant. The triple threat.
恩 就这样吧 先生们 女士们 And we're off. Gentlemen, ladies.
亚当 你练得够多了 我们走吧 Adam, you've done enough working out. Let's go.
噢 就是这个 Oh, there it is.
我太兴奋了 I am so excited.
我上次穿的这么露 是在印第安童子军 I have not been skinny dipping since Indian Scouts.
没人看得见 Nobody look.
风车 Windmill.
我们要穿着内衣的 还记得我们说好的吗? We're leaving our underwear on. We talked about this, remember?
你说了 我听了 You talked. I listened.
刷篱笆 切蛋糕 绞刑绳圈 绞刑绳圈 Paint the fence. Cutting the cake. Hangman's noose. Hangman's noose.
快闪 Incoming.
错误估计深度了 非常好 吸取我的教训 Misjudged the depth. It's all good. Learn from me.
这太棒了 This feels great.
我跟你说过 是水的阻力 帮助你发力 It's the water resistance. It helps strengthen.
事半功倍… It's twice the compound, half the measure...
- …而且如果你跟… - 尼克 够了 ...and if you equivalate that to... - Nick. Enough of that.
- 什么够了? - 少玩了 - Enough of what? - Drop the game.
这个营里有三百个女孩 和四个异性恋男生 There are 300 girls at this camp and only four straight guys.
很显然你在地毯式轰炸整个地方 所以来吧 It's no mystery why you're ripping through the place. So come on.
来吧 Come on.
激情风暴 Tick tock.
哦 好吧 Oh, all right.
你是下一个 You're next.
女士们 Ladies.
- 我们的衣服呢? - 我们就放这了 - Where are our clothes? - We left them right here.
我知道 所以我说"我们的衣服呢?" I know. That's why I'm saying, "Where are our clothes?"
我开天辟地 开天辟地 I'm blazing a trail. I'm blazing a trail.
再见伙计们 See you guys.
- 好啊 感恩节快乐 - 啥? - Okay, have a great Thanksgiving. - What?
我不知道 我冻死了 I don't know, I'm cold.
- 我冻得直打颤 - 我知道 我知道 - I'm cold and I'm flailing. - I know, I know.
你怎么没打颤? How are you not flailing?
我在打颤 我确实也在打颤 I'm flailing. I too am also flailing.
- 那她怎么样? - 谁怎么样? - So how was she? - How was who?
- 你上的那个金发女郎 - 我没上 - The blond you were making time with. - I wasn't.
我们只是聊天 她真的很好人 We just talked. She's really nice.
她祖母是从辛辛那提来的 Her grandmother's from Cincinnati.
她教我转身跳投 She helped me on my crossover basket launches.
我真不敢相信我自己的潜力 I can't believe how high my extensions are.
我真是不认识你了 I don't know who you are anymore.
男孩们 Boys.
你们在干嘛?宵禁早就开始了 What are you doing? It's way past curfew.
我们在… We were just...
练习 Practicing.
- 恩对 - 裸体练? - Yeah. - AI dente?
是的 我们想裸体做组合动作 这样才能真正的投入 Yeah. We like to do cheers in the nude so that they really sink in.
我们的身体和头脑能同步体会 That way our bodies learn it as well as our minds.
跟阿利文·爱利有的一拼 我喜欢 That's very Alvin Ailey of you. I like it.
- 继续 - 继续什么?逃跑? - Proceed. - Proceed with what, running away?
不 继续练习 蠢鹅们 No, with the cheer, you goose.
不等其他的教练来么? 或目击证人? Don't you wanna wait for another coach? Or a witness?
五 六 七 八 Five, six, seven, eight.
- 预备? - 好 - Ready? - Okay.
嗨 猛虎! Hey, Tigers!
- 什么? - 嗨 猛虎! - Yeah? - Hey, Tigers!
什么?我们爱吃什么?豹子肉 Yeah? What do we like to eat? Panther meat
我说 嗨 猛虎! I said, hey, Tigers!
- 什么? - 嗨 猛虎! - Yeah? - Hey, Tigers!
什么? 我们爱做什么?胜利 Yeah? What do we like to do? Defeat
- 老兄 你的机轴 - 第二个 - Dude, your crankshaft. - Two.
赤橙黄绿青蓝紫 Orange, black and white unite
猛虎队必胜必胜必胜! Tigers, Tigers, fight, fight, fight!
排气管 Tailpipe.
节奏不对 位置太差… Your counts are off, your spacing is insane...
…动作比海军学生的亲吻还马虎 ...and your moves sloppier than a kiss from a midshipman.
- 啥? - 重来 就位 - What? - Take it from the top. Positions.
平行位! Parallel positions!
五 六 七 八 Five, six, seven, eight.
上 香蕉们 上 上 香蕉们 Go bananas Go, go bananas
你可以把我放下来了 You can put me down now.
噢 可以么? Oh, can I?
混球 You jerk.
出老千 Jack-knocker.
噢 看那个 Oh, look.
- 她们在干吗? - 那是特洛伊喷泉 - What are they doing? - It's the Fountain of Troy.
我以为那个是禁忌技 I thought that move was prohibidimabido.
- 我的脸! - 没事的 没事的 - My face! - It's okay, it's okay.
我跟你们说什么来着? What'd I tell you about that Fountain of Troy?
看吧 伤到她的脸了 Look, you broke her face.
这么晚让我上哪去找代打啊? Where am I gonna get another one of those this late in the day?
快叫医生! Someone call a doctor!
见鬼 真希望瑞克在这 Damn, I wish Rick were here.
怎么 那样他就能去叫医生? Why, so he could ask someone to call a doctor?
参加过啦啦队比赛吗? Ever been to a cheerleading competition?
哦 你是说像足球赛那样? Oh, you mean like a football game?
不 不是比赛 对我们来说就是练习 No, not a game. Those are like practices for us.
我说的是锦标赛 I'm talking about a tournament.
ESPN的摄像头遍布四处 成百上千的人欢声雷动 ESPN cameras all around. Hundreds of people in crowds cheering.
等等 人们为啦啦队加油? Wait. People cheering cheerleaders?
你该去演戏 You should be in the movies.
这里所有的啦啦队长加起来也没你辣 You're hotter than all of these cheerleaders rolled together.
啦啦队长加起来 Cheerleaders rolled together.
我去方便下 I gotta take a Louis Leakey.
听着 我不在的时候 你不准变得更可爱 我说真的 Listen, you, don't get any cuter while I'm gone. I'm serious.
告诉你个当啦啦队长的小秘诀 And let me give you a little tip from a cheerleader.
进取 不断进取 Be aggressive B-E aggressive
那个叫耶西·布拉德福的男孩呢? Where's that Jesse Bradford boy?
我爱他 不 是真的 I love him. No, seriously.
真的 我爱他 Seriously. I love him.
老实跟你说 哥们 I gotta be honest with you, man.
我想我不该陷进去 I don't think I'm into all this hooking up anymore.
- 感觉不对劲 - 没错 是该感觉不对劲 - It feels wrong. - Yeah, it's supposed to feel wrong.
不 我是说 我有罪恶感 No, I mean, I feel guilty.
我不明白 精子感?不举感? I don't know what you're saying. Milty? Wilty?
就是觉得不对劲 Something's not right.
- 倾斜感? - 以前从没有过这种感觉 - Tilty? - I've never felt this way before.
游击感? Maquilty?
那是瑞克医生吗? Is that Dr. Rick?
很棒的歌 Awesome song.
哥们 这些当地女孩真随便 Dude, these local chicks are so easy.
钓起来就像桶里钓鱼那么容易 It's like banging fish in a barrel.
吉娜个疯子 我屁股上都是她的咬痕 That Gina was a freak. I've got bite marks all over my badonkadonk.
不是那个奥布蕾吗? 闻起来有薰衣草味的那个 Or was that Aubrey? Whichever one smells like lavender.
我身上尽是那个味道 I got that stuff all over me.
你们谁来闻下我的棒子? One of you smell my rod, will you?
上帝 这家伙是个色胚 Jesus. This guy's a dick.
真不明白你为什么来这 你根本不喜欢卡莉 I don't get why you came here. You don't even like Carly.
跟你说过了 伙计 我们的父母是老朋友… I told you, man. Our parents are old friends...
…也就是说他们认可了她 我要什么 他们都会给… ...which means they approve of her, they give me anything I want...
…包括这辆拉风的3系列宝马… ...including this sick 3-series Beemer, with nav...
…不就是这车把你们的肥屁股载来这 ...that drove your fat ass up here.
像火箭那么快 Rock it.
为什么要嘲笑我的体重? Why you gotta take a shot at my weight?
你知道我在减肥了 You know I'm working on it.
他只是在利用她 He's just using her.
而且他喜欢被咬屁股 那个病态的混蛋 And he likes to get bit in the badonkadonk, that sick bastard.
我得告诉她 I gotta tell her.
- 哦 不 兄弟 别跟她说 - Yeah, no, buddy. Don't tell her.
- 不 我必须告诉她 - No, I have to.
不 不 真的不能说 No, no, you really don't.
我会的 Yeah, I kind of do.
显然你老是跟我对着干… It's pretty obvious that you're gonna go against everything I stand for...
…吃到哪拉到哪 所以 至少让我帮你清便吧? ...and poop where you eat, so at least let me help you take that poop, okay?
相信我 兄弟 别告诉她 Trust me, bro, don't tell her.
为什么?她有权知道他是哪种人 Why? She needs to find out what kind of guy he really is.
要是你告诉她 你就成了揭她男友短的人 If you tell her, you'll be the guy who told her her boyfriend is cheating.
- 那又如何? - 兄弟 那就是你的下场 - Yeah? - Bro, that's all you're ever gonna be.
最好的结果是 她会变成你的女朋友 Best-case scenario, she looks at you as a girlfriend.
最坏的结果嘛 她会恼羞成怒 谁让你多管闲事 Worst-case scenario, she's pissed at you for poking in her business.
不管怎样 你最好不要多管闲事 Either way, you're not poking in her business.
你好好想想 You marinate with that.
- 听到了 是个好建议 - 的确 - I hear you. That's good advice. - It is good advice.
- 谢谢 - 朋友就该这样 - Thanks. - That's what friends are for.
- 你还好吗? - 我很好 - Are you good? - I'm good.
卡莉! Carly!
嗨 卡莉 跟你说件事 卡莉! Hey, Carly. There's something I have to tell you. Carly!
我还在想你去哪了 I was wondering where you were.
我也在找你 你先说吧 什么事? I was looking for you too. But you go first. What's up?
我在想月亮的事 I was just wondering about the moon.
我是说 现在是新月还是半月? I mean, is it still crescent or a half-moon?
法国人会怎么说? What the French have to say about it?
我是傻瓜 I'm an idiot.
不 不 今晚是娥眉月 你也不是个笨蛋 No. No, it's a waxing crescent moon tonight, and you're not an idiot.
除非你连"峨眉"是什么都不知道 Unless you don't know what "waxing" means.
我是拉拉队长 我知道"峨眉"什么意思 I'm a cheerleader, I know what "waxing" means.
- 卡莉小马 - 瑞克 - Carly horse. - Rick.
- 他就这么叫你? - 对 他说这代表可爱 - That's what he calls you? - Yeah. He means it cute.
- 怎么了 高中生? - 一股薰衣草味 - What's up, high school? - You smell like lavender.
对 Yeah.
我们在学习薰衣草疗法… We're learning about the effects of lavender therapy...
…对2型癌症患者的功效 ...on type-two carcinoma patients.
有什么进展? 有谁闻过花香后症状减轻的吗? How's that working out? Anyone go into remission after smelling a flower?
好了 你逮到我了 伙计 All right, you caught me, man.
- 我给你摘了些花 卡莉 - 太好了 花呢? - I picked you some flowers, Carly. - That is so sweet. Where are they?
我用花许了个心愿 然后扔抛向了天空 I made a special wish on them and threw them into the sky.
真是罗曼蒂克 That is so romantic.
该走了 卡利托在路上 We should hit it, Carlito's Way.
我跟那些家伙说了 40分钟后吃完饭 I told the guys I'd be done with dinner in 40.
练习时见? I'll see you at practice?
肖恩是个不错的皮篮传手 Shawn here is a great leather-basket tosser.
伟大的戏法 What a great trick.
没你的好 Not as good as yours.
明天见 肖恩 I'll see you tomorrow, Shawn.
- 约会太棒了 - 比赛时见? - Awesome date. - I'll see you at the competition?
我绝不会错过 I wouldn't miss it for the world.
再见 Bye.
我很喜欢你 卡尔斯·巴克利 你很棒 宝贝 I like you a lot, Carles Barkley. You're one of the good ones, babe.
自从卡莉和那两个小饭桶来往后 You know what reminds me of the better times?
我的好日子也到头了 Before Carly started hanging out with those two little suck-buckets.
他们一定有问题 Something's up with them.
想留下调查调查吗? Wanna stay and do some digging?
超想 知道原因吗? Big-time. You know why?
很棒的歌 Awesome song.
是春巴旺巴的这是我的生命之歌 伙计 Chumbawamba. It's the soundtrack to my life, man.
3 4 5 6 7 8 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
上 猛虎队! Go, Tigers!
抱接 1 2 Cradle. One, two.
大家做的很好 喝口水休息下 Great job, guys. Let's take a little water break.
最后一次投接时 我的屁股是不是转得太晚了? Are my hips rotating too late before the final toss?
我没什么可说的 只是要转和接 I wasn't gonna say anything, but you gotta rotate and then catch.
转 然后接 Rotate, then catch.
- 没水了 - 哪两个愿意去装水 - We're out of water. - We need two volunteers to refill.
- 我去 - 我也去 - I'll go. - Me too.
哥们 别去 嘿 肖恩 Dude, don't go. Hey, Shawn.
天… God...
很不错 保持下去 好吗? That was really good. Keep it up, okay?
好啊 Hi.
听着 不知道我有没有跟你说过… Listen, I don't know if I've told you this yet...
…但你的训练法 我的意思是 很棒 ...but your coaching, I mean, it's been incredible.
无论我们之间发生什么 And whatever happens between us,
你让我成为了一个出色的拉拉队员 you've made me a better cheerleader.
- 就这一点 我欠你… - 你牙齿里卡了食物 - And for that, I owe you... - You have some food in your teeth.
你的胸肌不均衡 你一定偏重一边 And your pecs are uneven. Make sure you don't favor one side.
老是训练 Always coaching.
愿主保佑你! God bless you!
怎么破解不了? Why can't I crack this?
该死 Damn it.
那… So...
…学期里你多久见瑞克医生一次? ...how often did you see Dr. Rick during the school year?
我不知道为什么他这样称呼自己 听起来很逊 I don't know why he keeps calling himself that. It's kind of douchey.
不不不不 这太酷了 Oh, no, no, no. It's super cool.
真不敢相信他是我的准未婚夫 I can't believe he's my pre-fiance.
记得我七岁时 我决定… I remember when I was 7, I decided...
…不到34岁绝不结婚 ...that I was not gonna get married until I was 34.
- 很有计划 - 哦 我都仔细想过了 - That's very specific. - Oh, I had it all thought out.
高中 大学 出国到希腊一年… High school, college, a year abroad in Greece...
…因为呢 别笑 我一直很喜欢希腊沙拉 ...and because, don't laugh, I always loved Greek salad.
番茄 黄瓜 希腊羊奶干酪 不 那绝配了 Tomatoes, cucumbers, feta. No, that makes perfect sense.
我知道很傻 I know. It's silly.
你都计划好了 这样很好 I love that you had it all planned out.
- 你知道约翰·列侬说过什么 - You know what John Lennon said.
- 不知道 我还没50岁呢 - Not really. I'm not in my 50s.
我可以问我爸 I could ask my dad.
"生活就是你在不经意间发生的事" "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
对 Yeah.
该死 好重 Damn, this is heavy.
你还好吧?看起来很热的样子 要喝水吗? Are you okay? You look hot. Do you want some water?
- 要 当然要 谢谢 - 给 - Yeah, sure. Thanks. - Here.
你刚刚说我看起来很热? 我记得你是这么说的 Did you say I looked hot? I'm pretty sure that's what I heard.
- 我听到你像女生一样尖叫 - 哦 真的? - I heard you screaming like a girl. - Oh, really?
哦 天啊 别动 你身上有只蜜蜂 Oh, my God. Don't move. There's a bee on you.
什么?不会吧 快赶掉 What? No. Get it off.
你个混蛋! You little bitch!
好了 第3周的啦啦队露营 我们来了 All right, week three of cheer camp, here we come.
我喜欢早上的布丁味 I love the smell of pom-pom in the morning.
开始吧 Let's do this.
- 你去哪? - 早饭后的练习 - Where you going? - Post-breakfast practice.
之后我会和卡莉一起练习反转车轮 And then, you know, Carly and I are gonna work on reverse cartwheels.
倒翻时我的左脚一直不稳 My left foot keeps hitching when I do my inverse swing-over. It's like:
别紧张 都结束了 好吗? Take it easy. We're done with this, all right?
第3周 打一枪换个地方 Week three. Hit it and quit it.
哦 不 我们得…我们得呆久点 Oh, no, we gotta... We gotta stay longer.
兄弟 该走了 记得摩奇爸爸的家吗? Dude, it's time to go. Remember Mookie's dad's house?
等离子电视和按摩浴缸 The plasmas and the Jacuzzis.
记得 不过我只是…觉得 我们应该再呆久点 Yeah, but I just... I think we should stay just a touch longer.
停 行吗?我身边的女孩够多了 I'm done. All right? I've had enough girl.
橄榄花园的面包棒也不过尔尔 Breadsticks only keep you at the Olive Garden for so long.
到了一定时间 你会说 Till, at some point, you say:
"为什么我会和这些胖子一起 呆在橄榄花园?" "Why am I at Olive Garden with these fat people?"
- 什么?不… - 走吧 - What? No... - Let's go.
- 我们谈谈 - 行了 走吧 快打包 - Let's talk about this. - All right, let's go. Let's pack.
就谈一会 Let's just dialogue for a second.
- 我们不用立刻就走 - 我们必须马上走 - We don't have to go right now. - Yeah, we do.
巴士一个小时后开 下一班要到明天 The bus leaves in an hour. Next one's not until tomorrow.
虽是如此 但是拜托 伙计 我们的队伍怎么办? Yeah, but come on, man. What about our squad?
你知道 就快比赛了 You know, the competition's coming up.
老兄 队伍?比赛?听听你自己说的 Dude, the squad? The competition? Listen to yourself.
我们说好的 两周 不是吗? We had a deal. Two weeks. Right?
亲亲 亲亲 呯 呯 再见 啦啦队露营 Kiss, kiss, bang, bang, sayonara, cheer camp.
我们走了 我们 我们走了 We are leaving We, we are leaving
我们走了 We are leaving
快点 伙计们 快打包 Now, come on, dude, start packing.
我想和卡莉多待会 好了 我说了 行吗? I need a little bit more time with Carly. There. I said it. Okay?
我知道你觉得我无理取闹 不过再给我一天吧? I know you think that's lame, but can you give me one day?
不是无理取闹 老兄 而是同性恋 That's not lame, bro. That's gay.
专业来说 追求一个女人 而且你对她有异性感… Well, technically, pursuing a woman you have heterosexual feelings for...
…那就不是同性恋 尼克 ...that's not gay, Nick.
那利用旋转倒翻来追呢? 不是也是了 But using a rotating inverse swing-over to do it? Yeah, that is.
肖恩 别忘了我们还要练习反转车轮 Shawn. Don't forget we're gonna go over our reverse cartwheels.
- 好的 我马上来 - 待会见 - Okay, I'll be right there. - See you there.
好的 就来 All right. Right behind him.
好了 快点 伙计 走了 我们说好的 All right, come on, man, let's go. You know the deal.
相信我 你会为此感谢我的 And trust me, you're gonna thank me for this.
好吧 走吧 小肖 别闷闷不乐了 好吗? All right, let's go, Shawnzy. And no more moping. All right?
这表情不适合你 橘色 灰色的心情也不适合 Not an attractive color on you, nor is orange and gray.
别想了 Takes away from your eyes.
该死 该死 该死… Damn it, damn it, damn it...
你在做什么? What are you doing?
或许是我一生中所犯下的最大错误 Well, probably making the biggest mistake of my life.
除了我戴皮护腕的那一年 Except that year I wore that leather wristband.
我怎么会觉得酷呢 知道吗? 我又不是个铁匠 How did I possibly think that's cool, you know? I'm not a blacksmith.
那是五分钱乐队的东西 (加拿大硬摇滚乐队) That was a little Nickelback-y.
你喜欢这个女孩 你是我的兄弟 我们留下 You like this girl, you're my boy, we stay.
那摩奇家呢? Well, what about Mookie's house?
你来不来? Are you coming or not?
真要留下来?我们 我们留下来? Are you sure we are staying? We, we are staying?
我还不确定 所以别让我改变心意 No, I'm not sure, so don't turn a yes into a no.
谢谢 尼克 非常谢谢你 哥们 Thank you, Nick. Thank you so much, man.
我知道你不喜欢男人间的碰触… I know you don't like man-to-man touching...
…不过我的手臂就放在你的肩上 ...but my arm is on your shoulder.
现在我的右手也来了 Here comes my arm right now.
- 又是一天 - 又是一声大叫 - Another day - Another holler
你们在浪费我的口舌 我听不到 You're wasting my precious breath. I can't hear you.
- 又是一天 - 又是一声大叫 - Another day - Another holler
又是一天 Another day
嘿 老兄 有时间吗? Hey, bro, got a second?
你走错树林了 Wrong section of the woods.
你要去红木附件的东北角 You want the northeast corner near the redwoods.
什么?我想知道你认不认识 尼克和肖恩这两个家伙 What? I wanna know if you know two dudes named Nick and Shawn.
认识 是我的室友 怎么了? Yeah. They're my bunkmates. Why?
5 6 7 8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
- 安吉拉 不 - 你没事吧? - Angela, no. - Are you okay?
放松 猛虎 放松 猛虎 Easy, Tiger. Easy, Tiger.
- 没事 没事 我很好 - 你没事? - I'm fine. I'm fine, I'm fine. - You all right?
我没事 I'm okay.
抱歉 大家 我太差了 Sorry, guys, I just suck.
- 不只你 我们都很差 - 我们一点都不好 - It's not just you. We all kind of suck. - We're not good at all.
- 嘿 够了 别再那样说了 - 可这是实话 - Hey, stop. Stop talking like that. - But it's true.
我们并没那么好 We're just not that good.
住口 Stop.
够了 你们的潜力无限 Enough of that. You can go as far as you want.
相比黑豹队 你们欠缺什么? What do the Panthers have that you don't have?
- 技术 - 运动精神 - Skills. - Athleticism.
- 沸腾的加油 - 除毛 - Kickass cheers. - Hair removal.
大乳头 我说说而已 Big-ass titties. I'm just saying.
自信 他们是自大的混蛋 Confidence. They're cocky assholes.
就像尼克 他是橄榄球场上最趾高气扬的 Like Nick, the cockiest asshole on the football field.
所以他才那么厉害 That's why he's good.
- 我很厉害 - 因为他相信自己 - I'm awesome. - Because he believes in himself.
因为我也很厉害 Also because I'm awesome.
他坚信自己的能力 He knows he's gonna be good,
所以他做得很好 而且他肯冒险 so he's good. And he takes chances.
因为我是最棒的 Due to the fact that I'm awesome.
- 尼克 是不是要来段演讲 - 对不起 - Nick. Trying to make a speech here. - I'm sorry.
要么大胆的去做 要么回家去 Either bet big or go home.
如果你们不想冒险 那你们就不该来这 If you don't wanna take any chances, then you shouldn't even be here.
我知道你们想来这 每年你们都是最后一名… I know you wanna be here, because you finish last every single year...
…可你们并没退缩… ...but you keep coming back...
…即使会遭受像黑豹队那群四肢发达的… ...even if it means taking endless shit...
…无休止羞辱 ...from total dong-knockers like the Panthers.
我要宰下金发的那个 I wanna cut the blond one.
- 什么? - 什么? - What? - What?
- 什么? - 说说而已 - What? - I'm just saying.
好了 大家 让我们成为自大的狂徒 Come on, guys. Let's be cocky assholes.
他说得对 He's right.
我可以说… And I can say that...
…我是最棒的拉拉队员 你们都来膜拜我吧 ...because I am the best cheerleader here, so you can all suck my dick.
我只是想当一个狂徒 I was just being a cocky asshole.
哦 很好 你们都看到了吗? Oh, nice. Did you see what she was doing there?
我希望大家都能这样 That's exactly what I want from everybody.
好了 开始吧 All right, let's do this.
还有记住 你们是最棒的 付出才有收获 And remember, you're awesome. Let's risk it to get the biscuit.
好了 自信点 女孩们 All right, get cocky, bitches.
开始了 快点 大家 准备 Let's do it. Come on, guys. Ready.
开始! Hit it!
你们这群木头人 还以为你们都准备好了 All you chumps Think you got poise
结果个个动作僵硬 You prance around like little toys
真以为会有人看吗? Do you really think You can make some noise?
5 6 7 8 Five, six, seven, eight.
猛虎队! Tigers!
- 自信 - 自信 - Get cocky. - Get cocky.
大家加油 Come on, everybody.
上 猛虎队 Let's go, tigres.
就是这样 There it is.
对 自信 All right, get cocky.
到我们了 到我们了 Here we go, here we go.
跟上 Keep it tight.
大家加油 Everybody, let's work.
3 4 5 6 7 8 3 4 5 6 7 8 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
就是这样 There it is.
大点 小肖 Go big, Shawnzy.
我在做 哥们 I'm doing it, brother.
很好 好多了 Awesome. So much better.
猛虎队! Tigers!
好了 猛虎队 加油 All right, la tigres. Come on.
那才是我的好女孩们 真是精彩的比赛 That's my girls, bringing some A-game.
你们是骄傲的女人 You are some cocky bitches.
现在可以很放心地说 你们是猛虎队的一员了 I think it's safe to say that you guys are now officially Tigers.
- 对吗 女孩们? - 没错 - Right, girls? - All right.
1 2 3 One, two, three.
猛虎队! Tigers!
1 2 3 骗子! One, two, three, frauds!
- 瑞克? - 这两人一直在耍你们 - Rick? - These two have been playing you.
他们没来是因为拉拉队长 They didn't come because they like cheerleading.
他们参加也是因为拉拉队长 They came here because they like cheerleaders.
- 我们知道 - 大家都知道 - Yeah, we know. - Everyone knows.
你怎么在这里?怎么回事 瑞克? Why are you here? What's going on, Rick?
- 车票 - 该死 - Bus tickets. - Damn it.
你们的朋友计划赛前离队… Your friends were planning on leaving before the competition...
…毫不考虑他人的感受 也许他们一醒来就想走了 ...without any feeling for anyone they may have left in their wake.
- 禽兽 - 你们要走了? - Animals. - You were gonna leave?
本来是 但后来没走 那是你我… Well, we were gonna, but we didn't. That's way before you and I ever...
- 你想这么对我们? - 我可以解释 - You were gonna do this to the squad? - I can explain.
我不相信你 I can't believe you.
我是说 我知道你来这是为了钓马子 可… I mean, I knew you were here to get girls, but...
- …我以为你渐渐产生了兴趣 - 我是的 ...I thought you started to get into it. - I did.
刚开始是因为女孩们 可后来是因为你 It started off being about girls, but then it became about you.
- 等等 听起来不对啊 - 本来就是这样 - Wait, that doesn't sound right. - That sounds exactly right.
算了吧 老兄 算了吧 Bail, brother. Bail.
我真的喜欢你 卡莉 I really like you, Carly.
够近了 马屁精 That's close enough, dicklick.
这就是你表达爱意的方式 肖恩? 对他们撒谎? This is how you show someone you like them, Shawn? By lying to them?
其实 他骗你是在发觉自己心意之前… To be fair, he lied to you before he really cared...
…之后他就想尽一切办法来解释 ...then he tried super hard to word it
所以那之后不能算撒谎 so it wouldn't be a lie after that.
正是如此我们又在一起了 Just so we're on the same page.
要是这不是真正的理由 那我会打碎你下巴 If these weren't tools for healing, I would crack you in the jaw.
- 你就是那个原因 - 没错 - You're a tool for healing. - That's right.
你受他的花言巧语所迷惑 You're the guy who's fancy with his words.
何不让我来读读你的日记? Well, then, why don't I just read your diary?
- 你从哪拿的? - 我做错了 对不起 - Where did you get that? - I've done a bad thing. I'm so sorry.
对不起 万分抱歉 他骗了我 I'm sorry. I'm a sorry Suzy right now. He tricked me.
你骗了我 You tricked me.
事情是这样的 This is how it happened.
布鲁斯特! Brewster!
他说要给你留个字条 所以我带他去了房间 He said he wanted to leave you a note, I brought him to the bunk.
他一定看到了沙发上你的东西 He must've seen your stuff on the couch.
- 为什么会在沙发上? - 我正在收拾你的东西 - Why was it on the couch? - I was cleaning up your mess.
跟你说过不要搞得乱七八糟的 我警告过你 I told you I can't stand clutter. I warned you.
- 把书还我 - "啦啦队露营 第一天 - Give me the book back. - "Cheer camp, day one.
夏日的天空 太阳冉冉升起… The sun rises in the summer sky...
…就如伦勃朗的画笔勾勒出多花棶木 ...like Rembrandt's brush on a dogwood branch."
- 同性恋 - 算了 还我 - Queeratron. - Let's go. Give it to me.
退后 穿阿贝克隆比&费奇的 Back up, Abercrombie & Bitch.
"所以迪奥拉…" "And thereby Diora..."
"我躺着深思 我会不会在她耳边叫着‘迪奥拉’" "I lie awake thinking, will I ever say 'Diora,' as a whisper in an ear?
她会不会含泪说‘我爱你’?" Will she ever say "I love you," in a moment with a tear?"
走吧 走吧 走吧 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
卡莉 真的很抱歉 我不是有意要伤害你的 Carly, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
快走 行吗?照你们的计划快走吧 Just leave, okay? Just leave like you always planned on doing.
卡莉 拜托 我可以解释 听我说 Carly, please, let me explain. Give me just one second.
以后见 高中生 See you later, high school.
不是我写的 书是我买的 上面就这么写了 I didn't write that. I bought the book. It was in there.
很美 It was beautiful.
谢谢 Thanks.
从没想过那招 Never really thought of that one.
用真情赢得香吻 Using one's true feelings to wrangle snooch.
这么简单 So simple.
我们撒谎 然后被抓 那又怎么样呢? So we lied and we got caught. So what, huh?
我们是人 是人都会说谎 We're humans. Humans lie.
他们撒了两周的弥天大谎 就因为他们是人 They tell big gigantic two-week-long lies because they're humans.
别人啊人的 是我们做的 Stop saying "humans." We did this.
因为我们是人 Because we're humans.
好吧 人是唯一会说谎的种族 All right, humans are the only species that can lie.
也许除了变色龙以外 Except for maybe chameleons.
还有负鼠 它们会装死 And possums. They play dead.
那是什么? What's that?
是唐尼的手环 我喜欢那小子 It's Downey's bracelet. Yeah, I love that kid, huh?
他说这很酷 所以给了我 很漂亮 Said it was cool, so he gave it to me. How nice.
那是他的…珠链 兄弟 Those are his... beads, bro.
唐尼喜欢你 就是"喜欢你"的那种喜欢 Downey liked you. Like, "liked you" liked you.
什么?神经 唐尼又不是同性恋 What? That's crazy. Downey isn't gay.
尼克 拜托 好好想想 Nick, come on. Think about it.
我是尼克 这是肖恩 I'm Nick. This is Shawn.
- 你们好吗?我叫唐尼 - 嘿 很高兴见到你 - What's up? I'm Downey. - Hey. Nice to meet you.
在这里 啦啦队夏令营 疯狂的好时光 Put it in there. A little cheer camp. Crazy good times.
是啊 会很有意思 Yeah. It's gonna be fun.
黑豹肉!我说 猛虎队! Panther meat! I said, hey, Tigers!
- 嗯? - 嘿 猛虎队! - Yeah? - Hey, Tigers!
迪奥拉 Diora.
嘿 尼克 你想去操场… Hey, Nick. You wanna go out on the field...
…陪我一起数流星吗? ...and maybe count shooting stars with me?
很经典 唐尼 真是经典 You're classic, Downey. Classic.
生汉堡大战! Raw-hamburger fight!
我被打中了 I'm hit.
医生!这人需要输氧 Medic! This man needs some jocks-ygen.
快点 他快不行了 Come on, we're losing him.
别死在我手上 别死在我手上 别死在我手上 Don't you die on me. Don't die on me. Don't you die on me.
你们的动作这么僵硬 You prance around like little toys
真以为有人会看? Do you really think You can make some noise?
5 6 7 8 Five, six, seven, eight.
猛虎队! Tigers!
欢迎回到烂城 人口:只有你们 Welcome back to Sucktown. Population: You.
你们的小白脸不在 看来你们又是最后一名了 Without your gigolos, looks like you got last place sewn up, again.
谁要你多管闲事 Why don't you get your nose job out of everybody else's business.
我被马摔过 I got thrown by a horse.
为什么?因为你们长一样被吓到了? Why? Was he spooked because you both have the same face?
去死 去死 You're gonna die. You're gonna die.
卡莉 不要 Carly, don't.
你把对男生的气发在他们身上 这是迁怒 You're placing your anger at the boys on them. It's transference.
你说得对 我要打死你! You're right. I'm gonna punch you in the throat!
放开 Let it go.
看看那个小辣妹 不知道她会有什么人生目标 Look at that little hottie. Wonder what she wants to do with her life.
什么? What?
你知道比安卡多想上烹饪学校… You know how Bianca wants to go to cooking school...
…西尔维娅多想成为飞行员 还有… ...and Sylvia wants to be a pilot, and...
哦 天 Oh, my God.
我非常了解这些女孩子 就像朋友一样 I actually know these girls, as, like, friends.
我很在乎她们 And I care.
我变得越来越成熟… I'm becoming like a fully formed person...
…更敏感 更具同情心 ...with like sensitivity and empathy.
好了 我是个真正的人了! All right, I'm a person!
看那屁股 都能放啤酒了 Look at the pooper on that one. I could rest my beer on that shit.
你回来了 希腊沙拉要什么调料? And you're back. What kind of dressing goes on a Greek salad?
橄榄油 架子顶上 Olive oil, top shelf.
小肖 是因为我吗 还是因为真的不如去年? Is it me, Shawnzy, or is this not nearly as much fun as it was last year?
不是你的原因 It's not you.
太高了 帮我抬一下 This is too high. Give me a boost.
挺胸 Shoulder stand.
- 准备好了? - 好了 - Ready? - Okay.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
- 接 - 向外 丢 接 下马 - Grab. - Out, drop, catch, dismount.
接 对 兄弟 Catch. Yeah, buddy.
两位? Guys?
别误会了… Don't take this the wrong way...
…但我觉得你们该找个人谈谈 ...but I think there's someone you should talk to.
你好 我是雷金纳德·冯·贝利·巴特 Hello, I'm am Reginald von Belly Button.
我喜欢蒸松蛋糕 I love Twinkies.
明天就要比赛了 不知道能不能赢 The competition's tomorrow. I wonder if we could win it.
你刚刚说"不知道能不能赢"? Did you say "I wonder if we could win"?
- 没有 - 是你说的 - No. - Yes, you did.
- 你真的说了 - 没有 - You totally did. - Didn't.
你想回去 你迷上啦啦队了 You wanna go back. You're into cheering.
我是橄榄球队的队长 对啦啦队没兴趣 I'm the captain of the football team. I could give a rat's ass about cheering.
- 你是啦啦队员 - 你误解了 - You're a cheerleader. - You're misquoting me.
你想回去吗? Do you wanna go back?
那是为了你 我不想看到我最好的朋友伤心沮丧 For you. Because I can't stand seeing my best friend in Frown Town.
我就是这么无私 That's how selfless I am.
我愿意牺牲自己让你振作 我就像甘地 I would sacrifice myself to cheer you up. I'm like Gandhi.
- 甘地? - 甘地! - Gandhi? - Gandhi!
- 穆罕达斯·卡拉姆昌德·甘地(尊称圣雄甘地) - 震烤! - Mahatma K. Gandhi. - Quake'n Bake!
20分钟后巴士就要开了 Bus leaves in 20 minutes.
如果我们扩展高V动作 就有机会达到那样高 If we extend our high V's, we have a chance at landing that aerial.
我再也不认识你了 I don't know who you are anymore.
肯尼睡在沙发上 Kenny's asleep on the couch.
我们拿生奶油涂在他脸上 We're gonna get whipped cream and paint his face.
- 快 - 马上到 兄弟 - Come on. - Be right there, dudes.
- 就来 老兄 - 哦 我的马尿了 - Right behind you, bro. - Oh, my horse is peeing.
那是什么? What is that?
继续睡觉 Go back to sleep.
你怎么在我床上? Why are you in my bed?
一定是我梦游了 I must have sleepwalked.
我就在这 好好利用吧 I'm here now. Let's just make the best of it.
离开我的床 比安卡 Get out of my bed, Bianca.
- 不是很方便 - 为什么? - I kind of can't. - Why?
我没穿裤子 I might not have pants on.
- 你在这干嘛 - 我回来了 - What are you doing here? - I came back.
- 我看得出来 再见 - 卡莉 听我说 - I can see that. Goodbye. - Carly, just listen to me.
- 为什么我要听? - 我们是队友 - Why? - We're teammates.
作为队友不会以欺骗加入队伍… Teammates don't join a team under false pretenses...
…更不会在目的达成后就一走了之 ...then leave once they get what they want.
我知道你气我 这是应该的 我对你撒了谎 I know you're pissed at me, and you should be. I lied to you.
可这事关整个队伍 我们都尽力忘了这一切 But this is about the squad. We all worked way too hard to throw it away.
你怎么能站在空中? How are you standing in the air?
快让我们归队吧 老天! Just take us back already. Christ!
尼克 卡莉… Nick. Carly...
…我喜欢你 可我回来不是这个原因 ...I like you, but that's not why I'm here.
哦 high起来 性感上帝 Oh, rock me, sexy Jesus.
- 你为什么来? - 说实话? - Why are you here? - Honestly?
- 不 再说次谎吧 - 小肖 快点啊 老兄 - No. Lie to me again. - Shawnzy, make it quick, buddy.
- 兄弟 - 我喜欢啦啦队 - Buddy. - I like cheering.
high不起来了 Fraggle Rock.
抱歉 哥们 I'm sorry, man.
我的胸肌好酸 My pecs are sore.
哦 我的天 迪奥拉是对的 我的左边是弱点 Oh, my God, Diora's right. My left side is weaker.
- 我偏向一边 - 拉我上去 拉我上去 - I favor one side. - Pull me up. Pull me up.
这是你的计划吗 为了跟我多见面? Is this your plan to get a little face time with me?
不 我快死了 真的 No. I'm dying here, seriously.
- 卡莉 行了 我们需要他们 - Carly, come on. We need them.
- 我不想又最后一名 - I don't wanna come in last again.
好吧 可我这么做是为了队伍 Fine. But I'm only doing this for the squad.
知道了 You got it.
- 比安卡? - 嗯 - Bianca? - Yeah.
介意穿上内裤吗? Any chance you could throw on a pair of underpants?
今天是比赛日 比赛 It's competition day today. Competition.
- 哇 这是大日子 - 是啊 - Wow, this is big-time. - Yeah, it is.
瞧 瞧 瞧 这不是穿着拉拉队服的狼吗 Well, well, well, if it isn't a couple of wolves in cheer clothing.
"下次再让我看到你们 你们就完了"… Which part of "next time I see your punim they'll be on the moon"...
- …这句话听不懂? - 是说整件事? ...didn't you understand? - Like, the whole thing?
我往前 你们也给我往前… I'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you both to go ahead...
…我离开你们也给我离开 ...and leave right now to leave now.
没事 我跟他们说了可以留下 It's all right. I told them they could stay.
你真的要把这两个硬下巴色狼 留在队上? You really want these strong-jawed philanderers on your squad?
对 Yeah.
我们之前只是有点误会 It was just a little misunderstanding we had before.
好吧 随你 All right. Your choice.
下次再搞砸 有你们受的 Next time you screw up, I'm gonna have both your asses.
真吓人 That's frightening.
走吧 准备吼叫 Let's move it along. Giddyup and roar.
让我看看爪子 往前走 Let me see those claws. Move it along.
今晚比赛结束后在塔林操场见 把你的日记带着 Meet me on Taryn Field tonight after the competition. Bring your diary.
你得把舞蹈融于踩步… Only if you bring the dance in your step...
…就似全身发光的仙女踏风而来 ...like a shimmering nymph traveling the back of the wind.
各位下午好 欢迎收看29频道的节目… Good afternoon, and welcome to Channel 29's coverage...
…来自伊利诺伊州东南区的啦啦队比赛 ...of the Regional Southeastern Illinois Cheerleading Competition.
弯腰伸展 不要那么僵硬… Bend at the hips and reach through your hands. Don't lock...
上帝 God,
请赐予我们力量 让我们的翻滚和投篮能成功 please give us the strength to land our flip-flops and basket tosses.
阿门 哦 还有改善经济状况 Amen. Oh, and fix the economy.
- 红皮 黄皮 - 红皮 黄皮 - Red leather, yellow leather. - Red leather, yellow leather.
- 唯一的纽约 - 唯一的纽约 - Unique New York. - Unique New York.
- 巴拉克 巴拉克 巴拉克·奥巴马 - Barack, Barack, Barack Obama.
5 6 7 8 杀 黑豹 杀 黑豹 杀… Five, six, seven, eight. Kill, Panthers, kill. Panthers, kill...
- 肖恩 - 卡莉 - Shawn. - Carly.
- 你的行为真的伤害了我 - What you did really hurt me.
- 我知道 我知道 我都知道 - I know, I know. I know.
我要你知道原因 我以为我们彼此很亲近… I want you to know why. It's just I thought you and I got really close...
…而且我信任你 ...and I trusted you.
我知道 我也这么想 I know. I felt the same way about you.
很抱歉 卡莉 我不指望你会原谅我 I'm really sorry, Carly. And I don't expect you to forgive me.
但我要你知道我很愧疚 I want you to know I'm sorry.
我的卡莉·戴维森在那! There's my Carly Davidson!
嗨 瑞克 Hi, Rick.
- 只是来跟你说声祝你断腿 - Just came by to say break a leg.
- 很有剧院效果 很激动人心 - That's theater. This is cheering.
你最好相信 You better believe it.
- 怎么了 迪克? - 是瑞克 瑞克医生 - What's up, Dick? - It's Rick. Dr. Rick.
天 我一直以为 你只不过是我所想的迪克 God, I keep doing that. You just look like such a Dick to me.
你们两个娘娘腔在这里干嘛? What are you crunt-sacks doing back here?
没什么 只是帮我们做最后的练习 It's okay. They're just helping us do our final routine.
我会看着你们 I'll be watching you.
是啊 那恰恰是 一个观众在节目表演时所要做的 Yeah. That's exactly what an audience member does at a performance event.
去找位子坐 瑞克 Just go sit down, Rick.
罗伯特·德尼罗主演的《拜见岳父岳母》中的台词 爱极了 Robert De Niro, Meet the Parents reference. Love it.
- 天 他太棒了 - 真的很不错 - God, he seems great. - Really nice.
我喜欢他 I like him.
给你 打起精神 Here you go. Look alive.
接住 给 打起精神 Coming at you. Here you go. Look alive.
接住 给 怪异的表演 崭新的制服 Coming at you. Here you go, freak shows. New uniforms.
- 给 打起精神 - 我们没订过 - Here you go. Look alive. - We didn't order these.
当然不是了 蕾丝边 是我哥订的 No shit, lesbatron. My brother did.
我们是个新队伍 需要新制服 We're a new squad. We need new uniforms.
- 谢谢 肖恩 - 太棒了 谢谢 - Thank you, Shawn. - Awesome. Thank you.
- 好了 你欠我127.80 - 你之前说是200 - Okay. You owe me 127.80. - You said it was gonna be 200.
- 给你打了折 - 喔 美女 谢了 - I cut you a deal. - Wow, Poppy. Thank you.
你真是好人 That's actually human of you.
别来这套 老兄 Don't get all ABC Family on me here, buddy.
其实是你帮了我大忙 You're doing me a favor.
我跟史泰博保证会亮相45秒 I guaranteed Staples 45 seconds
所以设法在镜头前亮出来 of airtime, so cheat out to camera.
还有把这编进队呼里: And work this into your cheer:
"史泰博现出售30%回收的复印纸 "Staples now carries 30-percent recycled copy paper.
史泰博 环境保证 买得放心" Staples, committed to the environment, committed to you."
- 嘿 - 好吧 - Hey. - Okay.
要是我拿不到钱 你就等着挨揍吧 If I don't have the money, it's my shoe in your ass.
- 似乎很公平 - 你看起来很棒 谈恋爱了? - That seems fair. - You look great. Are you in love?
小心点 Stay safe.
你好 小子? What's up, kid?
- 唐尼 - 真高兴你回来了 - Downey. - Good to have you back.
为什么不告诉我你是同性恋? 我完全能接受 Why didn't you tell me you're gay? I'd have been totally okay with that.
- 风的各种颜色都能做画 - 等等 你是异性恋? - Paint with all the colors of the wind. - Wait. You're straight?
我是异性恋吗?是的 Am I straight? Yes.
那你的日记怎么回事? But what about your diary?
你问我要珠链 还塞在你嘴里… Then you asked for my beads and stuck them in your mouth...
- 我还以为是手环 - 把手环放进嘴里? - I thought it was a bracelet. - A bracelet in your mouth?
- 我不知道 - 衣柜门… - I don't know. - The closet door...
…是用各种木头做成 兄弟 ...is made of all kinds of wood, brother.
什么? What?
- 各种 - 好吧 - All kinds. - Okay.
老天 这真怪异 God, that is so awkward.
黑豹队 The Panthers,
显而易见是最受欢迎的 他们为今天做了万全准备 clear favorites, have really come to play today.
热情 勇敢 饥饿 黑豹队 Fierce, brave, hungry, Panthers
杀! Kill!
- 他们太出色了 - 没错 - Dude, they're kind of great. - Yeah.
大家不用在意他们 It's not about them, guys.
管好我们自己就行了 专心点 我们没问题的 It's about us. Just stay focused. We'll be fine.
黑豹下场 Panthers out.
让我来帮你吧 Oh, let me get that for you.
口水流多了吧? Drool much?
黑豹下场 Panthers out.
免费纸 史泰博免费赠送 30%回收复印纸 Free paper, courtesy of Staples. 30-percent recycled copy paper.
史泰博 环境保证 买得放心 Staples, committed to the environment, committed to you.
嘿 你有50%回收的复印纸吗? Do you have 50-percent recycled paper?
没有 不过我有50%回收的卫生纸 就在男厕里 No. But I have 50-percent recycled asshole paper. It's in the men's room.
免费的 同性恋 拿去吧 It's free, gay bar, just take it.
到我们了 Let's do this.
- 猛虎队 - 上 上 - Tigers! - Let's go. Let's go.
现在上场的是 来自伊利诺伊州欣斯代尔市 Now, the Tigers from Gerald R. Ford
杰拉尔德·R·德福特高中的猛虎队 High School in Hinsdale, Illinois.
这支队伍历来居末位 就如该校同名的校长一样 This team historically ranks last like their namesake president.
让我们看看他们今年的表现 Let's see if they've stepped it up this year.
喂 这节目会上电视吗? 老兄 这可不能上电视呀 Hey. Is this on TV? Dude, this can't be on TV.
别急 这是NBC频道 没人会看电视转播的 Don't worry. It's NBC. No one watches network television anymore.
看 尼克上电视了 是啦啦队 Look, it's Nick on TV, cheerleading.
肖恩也在 他们是啦啦队员 Shawn too. They're cheerleaders.
我还以为他们在厨房呢 I thought those dudes were in the kitchen.
你们这群木头人以为自己做好准备 All you chumps think you got poise
你们的步伐就像玩具一样僵硬 You prance around like little toys
狗屎 Shit.
我的小鸡们 My chickens.
五 六 七 八 Five, six, seven, eight.
猛虎队! Tigers!
危险的地板动作 运动员式翻滚 紧密的队型 Risky floor stunts, athletic tumbling, tight formations.
看来两个新人的加入确实有效 Looks like the addition of those two new guys is really paying off.
哦 天 那个贱人 Oh, my God, that bitch.
- 这完全不是她的错 - 我说的是迪克医生 - It's not totally her fault. - I was talking about Dr. Dick.
见鬼 别分心 我们会赢的 It sucks. Don't let it distract you. We're gonna win.
不 我们不会 我们不如其他人 No, we're not. We're not as good as the others.
有 我们有 有一种方式可以证明 Yeah, we are. And there's one way we can prove it.
- 特洛伊喷泉 - 对 没错 - The Fountain of Troy. - Yeah, right.
那动作不是被禁止了嘛 I thought that move was prohibidimibidibabido.
记得列侬吗? Remember Lennon?
"生活就是你在不经意间发生的事" "Life's what happens when you're busy making other plans."
- 就是这样 生活在进行中 - This is it. Life's happening.
- 没那么容易 肖恩 - It's not that easy, Shawn.
我从没说过容易 I never said it was.
你做得到的 我知道你可以 我会和你一起跳 You can do it. I know you can. I'll jump it with you.
我还是不看好他们进州比赛 I still just don't see them qualifying for States.
他们的水平 和这里的顶尖队不在一个层次上 They are just not in the same league as the top teams here.
- 谁会接住我? - 尼克 - Who's gonna catch me? - Nick.
- 谁会接住你? - 她们 - Who's gonna catch you? - Them.
我对她们有信心 她们是猛虎队 I have total faith in them. They're Tigers.
- 如果她们不行呢? - 赌大点 不然就回家 - But what if they don't? - Bet big or go home.
敢冒险才能赢 You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
- 我们要做 - 你确定? - We're doing it. - You sure?
说得够多了 We're doing a lot of talking.
看起来表演时一直在说话 This seems like a lot of talking during the routine.
他们表演时一直在说话 Lot of talking during the routine.
我是喷泉 肖恩 底座 尼克 后援 I'm the fountain. Shawn, base. Nick, back.
女孩们 接 肖恩 两次后翻结束 Girls, catch. Shawn, double-back handspring to end it.
- 明白 - 准备好了吗? - Got it. - Ready?
散 Break.
不会是我所想的吧? 猛虎队在尝试特洛伊喷泉? Is this what I think it is? Are the Tigers trying the Fountain of Troy?
这是啦啦队中最危险的动作 我的老天 This is the most dangerous move in cheerleading. OMG.
那是禁止的 That's prohibidado.
我用西班牙语说过了 难道说得还不够清楚吗? I told them in Spanish. How much clearer could I have been?
开始搭台了 Here comes the build.
很好 Nice.
很棒的飞跃姿势 An awesome flying pose.
来了 最后的喷泉 Here it comes, the final fountain.
现在是最后的下马 And now for the final dismount.
好 Yes.
完美 Perfect.
最后的后翻 And the final flip out.
来了 然后… Here it comes, and...
猛虎队! Tigers!
肖恩 Shawn!
猛虎队! Tigers!
那个小狗屎 That little shit.
我的小鸡屎 My chicken shit.
肖恩 不 过来 过来 老兄 天啊 Shawnzy. No, come here. Come here, buddy. God.
嘿 Hey.
我们赢了吗?进州决赛了吗? Did we win? Are we going to States?
没有 我们是第十九名 No, we came in 19th.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你开玩笑吗?比去年进步了十名 Are you kidding? That's 10 places better than we did last year.
如果他们没因特洛伊喷泉扣分… If they didn't deduct points for the Fountain of Troy...
…也许我们能进前三 ...we might've made top three.
你做完三个后翻 You nailed your triple backflip.
我做了两个后翻… I nailed my double backflip...
…因为三个后翻会害我掉水里 ...because a triple backflip would've landed me in the water.
对 我做了三次 原来如此 Yeah, I did do three. That makes more sense.
- 那是什么? - 晚了三周 - What was that? - About three weeks overdue.
你到底在做什么? What the hell are you doing?
亲我的队友 Kissing my teammate.
你想今天死吗? 我杀人和救人的速度一样快 You wanna die today? I can take life just as fast as I can give it.
首先 你不是医生 First of all, you're not a doctor.
其次 你不再是我男朋友 Second of all, you're not my boyfriend.
什么?卡莉乖乖 拜托 What? Carly Fries, come on.
你要为了他甩掉我? You're dumping me for him?
不 是我甩了你 句号(结束) No, I'm dumping you, period.
然后我要和他在一起 句号 如果他愿意的话 And then I'm gonna be with him, period. If that's okay with him.
问号 Question mark.
完全接受 惊叹号 Totally. Exclamation point.
哦 吐 括号 粗体 划底线 Oh, puke. Parentheses, bold, underline.
卡莉小马 小卡莉 宝贝 拉里 莫和卡莉 Carly Horse. Carly's Jr., baby. Larry, Moe and Carly.
卡莉和巧克力工厂 甜心 Carly and the Chocolate Factory, sugar.
卡尔斯巴德 卡莉·福尼亚 Carlsbad, Carly-fornia.
你怎么不走? Why don't you run along now?
看得越久 只会越难过 The longer you watch, the sadder it gets.
- 我会让你知道什么叫难过 - 嘿 老兄 - I'll show you sad. - Hey, buddy.
老天 Oh, Jesus.
- 尼克 - 尼克 - Nick. - Nick.
那是为了克罗克斯 That was for the Crocs.
你不是花园里的老女人 也不是海边的小孩 You're not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach.
知道吗?自己看明白点 你在丢自己的脸 Okay? Now put on some shoes, you're embarrassing yourself.
说说而己 I'm just saying.
- 你还好吗? - 一个吻就没事了 - You okay? - Nothing a kiss can't fix.
要等到今晚 Wait till tonight.
我会对这个许愿 然后丢向天空 I'm gonna make a wish on these and throw them into the sky.
我诅咒你们总有一天 会到我的急诊室 流着血… I hope one of you ends up in my ER one day, bleeding...
…我会让你们等上好几天 ...l'll make you wait for days.
除非你们有蓝十字… Unless one of you has Blue Cross...
…那是聚苯醚 不是健康维护组织胡扯的那一套! ...that's a PPO, none of that HMO bullshit!
真可爱 This is so cute.
第十九名 就像最小的猪 The 19th-placers. You're like the littlest pigs.
- 还是这么烂的感觉如何? - 你说呢 - How does it feel to still suck ass? - You tell me.
请别伤害我们 这整个竞争的事 只是开玩笑的 Please don't hurt us. I was just kidding about the whole rivalry thing.
啦啦队对我没那么重要 我想当一个律师助理 Cheering doesn't mean that much to me. I wanna be a paralegal.
我喜欢你的头发 快走 那女人疯了 I love your hair. Go. That bitch is crazy.
做得好 比安卡 我都不知道你这么行 Way to go, Bianca. I didn't know you had it in you.
她还有很多是你不了解的 There's a lot you don't know about her.
还记得你在这所说的 约翰·列侬那套"生活进行"… You know that John Lennon "life happening"...
"敢冒险才能赢"吗? ..."risk it to get the biscuit" stuff you said back there?
那完全不对 It didn't really make sense.
不过刺激你去做了 Well, it got you to do it.
不 是你我才去做的 No. You got me to do it.
恭喜 小子 美梦成真 Well, congratulations, kid. You got what you wanted.
多亏了你 没有你我做不到 Thanks to you. I couldn't have done it without you.
- 闭嘴 闭嘴 - 接受道谢就那么难吗? - Just shut up. Shut up. - Is it hard for you to accept thanks?
- 你要我接受感谢吗? - 对 对我敞开心胸 - You want me to accept thanks? - Yeah. Open up to me.
那我说了 不客气 Here it comes from my mouth. And you're welcome.
迪奥拉 Diora.
脱掉衣服 Lose the clothes.
太好了 不 That's good. No.
- 读读你的日记 - 什么? - Read me something from your diary. - What?
意外做梦 意外爱上风儿 发丝… "Perchance to dream, perchance to love a wind... Hair...
夏日的天空如泪滴从我… - the summer skies as teardrops cascade from my lo..."
哦 老天 是我老公 Oh, my God. My husband.
事情不是看起来这样的 This is not what it looks like.
看来你又在裸体训练 Looks like you're running some naked drill.
没错 Exactly.
- 继续 - 继续什么?亲你老婆? - Carry on. - With what? Kissing your wife?
说得好 五 六 七 八 Good one. Five, six, seven, eight.
我说 嘿 猛虎队 耶? 我说 嘿 猛虎队 耶? I said, hey, Tigers! Yeah? I said, hey, Tigers! Yeah?
等等 Hold it.
我要把手放在你身上 好好感觉一下你的动作 I'm gonna lay my hands on you to get a really good sense of your movement.
五 六 七 八 Five, six, seven, eight.
- 我说 嘿 猛虎队! - 耶! - I said, hey, Tigers! - Yeah!
- 我们喜欢什么…? - 黑豹肉! - What do we like to...? - Panther meat!
上帝 圣母玛莉亚! Sweet Jesus, mother of God!
我不想跑一下午的圈 我预约了心理医生 I don't wanna run laps all afternoon. I have a shrink appointment.
老兄 Dude,
你表哥把手指塞进你屁眼里 没什么大不了的 your cousin stuck his finger in your ass. Get over it.
老兄 你老爸把他的老二放在你肩膀上 Dude, your dad put his wang on your shoulder.
老兄 你妈吹你喇叭 还给你一块小费 Dude, your mom gave you an HJ and tipped you a dollar.
你表哥用他的老二扇你耳光 Your cousin whacked you in the face with his wang.
拜托 Come on,
你表哥把老二放在你盘子里 没什么大不了的 your cousin put his wiener on your plate. You gotta get over it.
闭嘴好吗?我是异性恋 不是同性恋 Will you shut up, man? I'm too straight to be gay.
我可以穿着制服和内森·雷恩 一起看《穿衣搭配》 I could watch What Not to Wear with Nathan Lane in my blouse...
…还可以赢得异性恋大奖 ...and still win a straight award.
这样不对 That's not right.
我能吸棒 但还是个异性恋 I could smoke pole and still be straight.
- 我不能说"吸棒"? - 不能 - I can't say "smoke pole"? - No.
卡莉 过来 Carly. Come here.
我们正在练习比安卡想到的新动作 We're working on a new mount Bianca came up with.
耶!耶!耶! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- 我们没订这些 - 当然没有 蕾丝边 - We didn't order these. - No shit, lesbatron.
当然没有 蕾丝女孩 当然没有 蕾丝 希腊之岛 No shit, Indigo Girl. No shit, Lesbos, island of Greece.
当然没有 玻璃拉拉队员 当然没有 牛仔女孩 No shit, queer-leader. No shit, Dixie Chick.
等等 什么?开玩笑的 对不起 Wait, what? Just joking. Sorry.
特洛伊喷泉? The Fountain of Troy?
我以为那动作被禁了 I thought that move was prohibidabido.
没被禁? It's not prohibidabido?
不 我很确定是被禁的 No, I'm pretty sure it's prohibibabido.
卡 Cut.
快拍手 Go ahead and clap.
庸才值得掌声 Mediocrity deserves applause.
我们何不找辆福特福克斯来拍? Why don't we go find a Ford Focus and clap around it?
吉祥物趴了! Mascot down!
是条龙! It's a dragon!
跟我说说那条路 Tell me about that road.
路上是否寂寞? Is it lonely on that road?
做决定了吗? Have you made up your mind?
- 还要浪费时间? - 不! - You gonna waste any more time? - No!
那我们开始了 Then here we go.
【还有…继续看下去】
- F-U! - F-U! - F-U! - F-U!
说得真他妈好 F-U! You're damn straight. F-U!
【直接跳到最后欣赏 不要错过哦】
我再也受不了这头套了 哦 空气真好 I can't take this head anymore. Oh, the air feels so good.
好了 亲我 All right, kiss me.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
戴着 性感的野兽 Keep it on, sexy beast.
就是这样吻男生 And that's how you kiss a guy.
好 Okay.
好吧 再来一次 All right, again.