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It's the worst six hours of my life.
And that's why you never look a bear in the eyes.
Just like the sun.
Right, so what are you wearing?
This.
You can't wear that, Toby! It's the sixth International Twink Film Festival,
not a Kmart catalogue cattle call!
I thought you said Kmart was coming up in the world?
Only their homewares!
If I'm gonna sit through three hours of twink wank, I wanna be comfortable.
Yes, well, you can be comfortable in something that isn't six dollars worth of nylon polyester blend.
This is my best shirt.
I know...
How 'bout these?
Don't you deliver calves in those?
Fuck!
It's all about the collarbone, mate.
Fuck.
Am I overdressed?
No, you look good.
I still think we should heed Chanel's advice and take two things off.
Kinda only wearing one thing.
C'mon, Cam, let's go!
Twink Festival!
Woo!
Dammit.
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