他在哪儿?他在哪儿? Where is he?. Where is he?.
起床! Get up!.
我没睡，我没睡，我整晚都没睡。 I am up, I was up, and I've been up all night.
要不是你把我撞倒，我就会熬夜了。我不知道你在那儿。 I would have stayed up ifyou hadn't knocked me down. I didn't know you were there.
如果你晚来一会儿，我就不会在那里了。我已经递交了辞呈。 Ifyou'd come in a moment later, I wouldn't have been there. I have handed in my notice.
你看晨报了吗? Haveyou seen the morning paper?.
在这个家里待了25年，我什么都看不见，先生。 After 25 years in this household, I can't see anything, sir.
只要看一眼，你就会发现很多。 Just glance at that, and you'll see plenty.
嗯，嗯，嗯。一定又是春天了。 Hmm, hmm, hmm. Must be spring again.
我还没来得及查清楚。Goodmorning, I haven't had time to find out. Goodmorning,
听我说，你这个挥霍无度的女疯子! Listen to me,you extravagant, girl-crazyyoung idiot!
早上好。早上好。 Good morning. Good morning.
啊，乔治，新鞋? Ah, George, new shoes?
不，先生，这是给我小可爱的防弹衣，先生。 No, sir. It's a bombproof shelter for my tootsie, sir.
新鞋!现在，看这里! New shoes! Now, look here!
四十年来，我一直在处理你的家庭事务，把自己搞得精神崩溃。 For 40 years I've been working myself into a nervous breakdown handling your family's affairs.
但这是最后一根稻草! But this is the last straw!
我们轻松脱身了。她起诉索赔一百万。她得到了10万现金! We got off easy. She sued for a million. And she got 1 00,000 cash!
天哪，老兄，你就没有烦恼过吗?没有,什么都没有。 Good heavens, man, doesn't anything ever botheryou?. No, nothing.
为已经发生的事情担心有什么用呢? What's the use ofworrying about something that's already happened?.
这种事不会再发生了，我保证! It won't happen again, I'll guaranteeyou that!
你nroke ! You're nroke!
肯定吗?。 Definitely?.
当然! Definitely!
你得离开这一切! And you've got to get away from all this!
没有女孩，没有派对! No more girls and no more parties!
-再也不要吉布斯教授了!-吉布斯! - And no more professor Gibbs! - Gibbs, hmm!
请原谅，先生，但那早该发生了。 You'll pardon me, sir, but that should have occurred long ago.
这倒提醒了我。他今天早上打电话给我，要三千美元。 That reminds me. He called me this morning and asked for $3,000.
给他开张支票。三千美元买那个——那个—— Write him out a check. Three thousand dollars for that-- that--
疯子。谢谢。 Crackpot. Thankyou.
你已经为他那些愚蠢的想法浪费了一大笔钱。 You've already wasted a fortune on his silly ideas.
除了捕鼠器，这些东西都不好，然后他就在家了。 None ofthem are any good, excepting the rat trap, and then he was right at home.
你不能指望我那样不理睬教授! You can't expect me to brush offthe professor just like that!
他简直就是传家宝。我从爸爸那里继承了他。 He's practically an heirloom. I inherited him from Dad.
在过去的十年里他发明了什么? What has he invented in the last 10years?
什么都不是!他不能再掏空你的银行账户了。 Not a darn thing! He's got to stop draining your bank account.
成千上万的化学品，灯泡，灯泡，化学品! Thousands for chemicals, bulbs, bulbs, chemicals!
为什么?。他一定是在发明什么东西。 What for?. He must be inventing something.
但是什么?我不知道。我从不问他。 But what? I don't know. I never ask him.
给那个散漫的教授写信，说他已经一无所有了…… Write that scatterbrain professor that he's had the last penny...
从你这里得到的东西。 he's ever going to get from you.
先生，我能为您效劳吗?这让我很高兴。 May I help you, sir?. This makes me very happy.
我相信你不会后悔这次搬家的。 I'm sureyou won't regret this move at all.
你让它强大起来，我就撤回辞呈。 You make it strong, and I'll withdraw my resignation.
别再盯着我了。这是愉悦的气息，先生。 Stop breathing down my neck. It's the breath of pleasure, sir.
也许还可以加一点大蒜。 And perhaps a touch of garlic.
乔治，你病了吗?我,先生?。没有,先生。 George, areyou sick?. Me, sir?. No, sir.
伸出你的舌头。 Stick outyour tongue.
把这个给教授。谢谢,先生。 Give that to the professor. Thankyou, sir.
这是什么，万圣节吗? What is this, Halloween?.
professorGinns吗?消失。 professorGinns? Go away.
教授，现在只有我了，杰克逊夫人。 Now, professor, it's only me, Mrs.Jackson.
嗯。你会发现杰克逊夫人在厨房…… Hmm. You will find Mrs.Jackson in the kitchen...
属于她的地方。 where she belongs.
啊。教授!你把它喝了! Ahh. professor! You drank it!
今天早上有点消化不良。 Having a touch ofindigestion this morning.
这是罗素先生的便条。嗯?。持有。 Here's a note from Mr. Russell. Huh?. Hold this.
是的，这是3000元的支票。 Yes, this will be the check for 3,000.
没有支票。 There's no check.
什么都没有。亲爱的，亲爱的，亲爱的。 Nothing at all. Dear, dear, dear.
你呆在这儿。我得进城一趟。我拿这个怎么办? You stay here. I've got to run into town. What'll I do with this?.
小心拿着。它可能会爆炸。 Hold it carefully. It might explode.
晨报，给你! Morningpaper, Hereyou are!
我的广告。我的广告。我想换一下。 M-M-My ad. My ad. I want to change it, please.
这很好。我们一天只投放几千个广告。 That's fine. We only run a couple thousand ads a day.
你有收据吗?一张收据吗?。 Have you got a receipt?. A receipt?.
那是一张小纸条吗? Would that be a little piece of paper?.
我好像记得把它放在钱包里了。 I seem to remember putting it in mywallet.
我从来找不到——哦，在这儿。 I can never find-- Oh, here it is.
听着，就这样了吗? Look, would that be it?.
这是它。p - 1 9。 It's it. p-1 9.
我正打算把它发过去呢。 I was just going to send it through.
这就是我所说的巧合，对吧? That's what I call a coincidence, eh?.
非常了不起，真的。 A remarkable one, really.
你真的想要这个吗?是的，当然。 You reallywant this in?. Yes, of course.
除非你想试试这个实验。不,谢谢。 nless you would like to try the experiment. No, thankyou.
滚到车库里去吧，懒骨头。 putyourselfin the garage, lazy bones.
教授，你有什么好主意?那批货是自己进的! professor, what's the big idea?. That carwent in by itself!.
我的一个小发明。 A little invention of mine.
亲爱的我。你长得很像迪克·罗素，应该是他哥哥。 Dear me. You look enough like Dick Russell to be his brother.
别胡扯了，教授，我是迪克·罗素。不,不。 Come out ofit, prof. I am Dick Russell. No, no.
他不会去钓鱼，也不会起得这么早。 He wouldn't be going fishing, and he wouldn't be up this early.
很抱歉，我没能把答应给你的钱寄给你。 I'm sorry I couldn't send you that money I promised.
并不是我失去了信心。很简单，我完蛋了。 It's not that I've lost faith. It's simply I'm flat busted.
破产?。好!太棒了! Busted?. Good! Wonderful!
快到实验室来! Come into the lab, quick!
都是开着的。告诉我是什么。 They're all open. Tell me what they are.
我登在报纸上的广告的答案。 Answers to my ad I put in the paper.
孩子，你的麻烦都过去了。 My boy, all your troubles are over.
-你会赚几百万的-几百万从什么? - You'll make millions out ofthis. - Millions out ofwhat?.
来吧，帮我挑受害者。 Come on, help me pick the victim.
一个怪人拿走了我的广告。 A peculiarfellow took my ad.
我以为我疯了。嗯! Thought I was cuckoo. Hmph!
嗯。你有东西吗? Hmm. Anything in yours?.
“如果你能在我的账户上存10万美元，我愿意接受实验。” "Am willing to undergo experiment ifyou will deposit $1 00,000 to my account."
他们都认为我疯了。我不明白。 They all think I'm crazy. I can't understand it.
-你相信我能做到，是吗?-做什么? - You believe I can do it, don'tyou?. - Do what?.
让人隐形! Make people invisible!
怎么啦？ What?.
看不见的…用我的新机器!absolutelyworks。 Invisible... with my new machine! It absolutelyworks.
我在猫身上试过。 I tried it on the cat.
那只猫。当然，还有猫。 There's the cat. Of course, there's the cat.
我只是稍微对待了她一下。 I only gave her a slight treatment.
一段时间后就消失了。 Wears off after a while.
要是我能找个人试穿就好了!听听这个! If only I could get a person to try it on! Listen to this!
“我愿意参加你周五下午的实验。 "I am willing to submit toyour experiment on Friday afternoon.
请告诉我你的地址。k·卡罗尔，北维斯塔1132号 please let me knowyour address. K. Carroll, 1 1 32 North Vista."
尤里卡!作为对你为我所做的一切的回报，我给你发了财。 Eureka! In return for all you've done for me, your fortune is made.
你明天就是百万富翁了。 You're a millionaire, starting tomorrow.
你是说，我明天就能看到肯定的证据?我是说，你不会看到的。 You mean, I'll see the positive prooftomorrow?. I mean, you won't see it.
我不会看到的。 I won't see it?.
哦! Oh!
凯蒂，k·卡罗要加入你的社团了。 Kitty, K. Carroll is going to join your club.
嗨,约翰!约翰! Hey,John! John!
关于这份清单恭喜我，伙计!我几乎是个百万富翁了。 About this inventory-- Congratulate me, man! I'm practically a millionaire.
你疯了吗?不! Haveyou gone mad?. Nope!
东西都打包好了吗，乔治?是的，先生，一切都好。 Got everything packed, George?. Yes, sir, everything.
家具整理好了，银器放好了，箱子收拾好了，画都盖好了。 Furniture is in order, silverware stored, trunks packed, pictures all covered.
这很好。现在把东西放回去。很好，先生。 That's fine. put everything back now. Very good, sir.
你是说“把东西放回去”吗?当然了。 Did you say, "put everything back"?. I certainly did.
我们不会走的。我们不会走的。我们——啊! We're not leaving. We're not leaving. We're-- Aah!
管家太太! Mrs., uh-- Housekeeper!
管家!管家! Housekeeper! Housekeeper!
杰克逊是名字。 Jackson is the name.
我和你在一起12年了，你的名字还是杰克逊。嗯。 I've been with you for 1 2 years, and the name's still Jackson. Mmm.
杰克逊太太，明天我要接待一位先生，K.卡罗尔先生。 Mrs.Jackson, tomorrow I am expecting a gentleman, Mr. K. Carroll.
把他带到我这里来。这件事一个字也不要对任何人提起。 Bring him right in here to me. Don't mention a word ofthis to anybody.
保守秘密， Keep it a deadsecret,
请务必把这个马上寄给他。 See that this is mailed to him at once.
好好看看他……因为你不会再见到他了。 Take a very good look at him... becauseyou won't see him again.
是邮件。我去拿。 It's the mail. I'll get it.
我在等一封信。好吧，亲爱的。 I'm expecting a letter. All right, honey.
你有我的信吗?卡罗尔?。 Haveyou got a letter for me?. K. Carroll?.
就是这样。非常非常感谢。 That's it. Thankyou very, very much.
哦! Oh!
哦，你有男朋友吗? Oh, haveyou got a feller?.
——万岁!他已经预约了!-那你就有个男人了! - Hooray! He's made an appointment! - Then you have got a feller!
这不是男人送的，帕顿夫人。 This isn't from a fella, Mrs. patton.
这是对冒险的召唤。 This is the call to adventure.
如果你可以完全消失，你会做什么? What would you do ifyou could completely disappear?.
别告诉我你想抛弃我… Don't tell me you're thinking about running out on me...
当你的房租远未到期时?不。 when your room rent's way past due?. No.
我不想提这事，但你知道，我毕竟要活下去。 I hate to bring it up, but after all, I've got to live, you know.
活了!早上起来，奔向地铁，打卡， Live! Get up in the morning, run for the subway, punch the clock,
整天被那个讨厌的格罗利先生踢来踢去 get kicked around all day by that nasty Mr. Growley.
跑向地铁，然后上床睡觉!梦见地铁! Run for the subway and go to bed! Dream about the subway!
如果你不行动起来，你会梦想着失去你的工作。 You're gonna dream yourself out ofyourjob ifyou don't get going.
来吧，姑娘们，快点 Come on now, girls, Hurryup,
凯蒂，你迟到了。你来告诉我! Kitty, you're late. You're telling me!
总有一天我会给你鼻子上一拳。 Someday I'm gonna give you a real punch right in the nose.
啧啧啧。 Tsk, tsk, tsk.
凯蒂，什么事耽搁你了?我的邮件。 Kitty, what kept you?. My mail.
我从来没有收到过邮件。我只是感冒了而已。 I never get any mail. All I get is a cold in my head.
在这里,亲爱的。你穿的是37号。 Here, dear. You're wearing number 37.
哦，凯蒂，快点!你在想什么? Oh, Kitty, hurry! What areyou thinking of?.
如果你可以隐形，你会做什么? What would you do ifyou could become invisible?.
凯蒂，你还好吗? Kitty, doyou feel all right?.
我觉得我已经准备好冒险了。 I feel as though I'm ready to take the plunge.
快点,凯蒂!我会的。 Hurry, Kitty! I will.
好了，注意听讲!停止做白日梦! All right, pay attention! Quit daydreaming!
记住，我们的工作不是为了你的娱乐! Remember, we're not in business foryour amusement!
浪费的每一分钟都意味着金钱的损失。每延迟一秒，买家就会等待一秒。 Every minute wasted means money lost. Every second delayed keeps a buyerwaiting.
眼睛向前，下巴向上，肩膀向后! Eyes front, chin up, shoulders back!
- 37号在哪儿?-马上出来，格罗利先生 - Where's number 37?. - Coming right out, Mr, Growley,
好吧，卡罗尔。不要偷偷溜过去。 All right, Carroll. Don't try to sneak by.
你迟到了两分钟。你被扣了一小时的工资。 You were two minutes late. You're docked an hour's pay.
这是不公平的!我以前从来没有迟到过。 That's unfair! I've never been late before.
此外，两分钟正好是一小时的1 /30。真的,卡罗尔! Besides, two minutes is exactly 1 /30th of an hour. Really, Carroll!
也许你想从事簿记工作……别的地方!你会吗? Maybe you'd like to take up bookkeeping... somewhere else! Well, would you?.
-我不是说-这样好多了 - Well, I didn't mean-- - That's better.
你呢?。对不起，格罗利先生。 And you?. I'm sorry, Mr. Growley.
我感冒了。 I have a cold in my head.
你在顾客面前抽鼻子，你就被解雇了!格楼雷先生! You sniffle in front of customers, you're fired! Mr. Growley!
管好你自己的事。 Mind your own business.
有很多年轻女性可以做你的工作。是的,先生。 There are plenty of youngerwomen foryourjob. Yes, sir.
现在我知道该怎么做了。 Now I know what I'd do.
我会踢他的裤子。 I'd kick him right in the pants.
好了，大家走吧。 All right, get going, everybody.
早上好。我相信你会喜欢我们的新展览。 Good morning. I'm sureyou'll like our new showing.
你好。你好。 How doyou do?. How doyou do?.
你好吗?。你好。 How areyou?. How doyou do?.
这是我们的新晚礼服。 This is our new dinner dress.
微笑。给我看看后面，小姑娘。 Smile. Show the back, little lady.
让我看看。 Let me see that.
多少钱?。别紧张，好吗? How much?. Take it easy, will you?.
那是什么?。他们把它撕了。 What's that?. They tore it.
格罗利先生，我是来谈生意的。不要被侮辱。 Mr. Growley, I came here to do business. Not be insulted.
请女士们!这个女孩当然错了。 please, ladies! Of course the girl is wrong.
她必须向你道歉，否则我就解雇她。 She'll apologize toyou or I shall dismiss her.
他们把它撕了。道歉。顾客永远是对的。 They tore it. Apologize. The customer's always right.
这次是顾客们错了，对吧，姑娘们? This time the customers happen to be wrong, aren't they, girls?.
既然你们三个相处得这么好，你们可以一起被解雇， Sinceyou three stick togetherso well, you can ne fired together,
还是道歉? or do you apologize?.
我道歉。 I apologize.
好吧。你可以走了。 All right. You can go.
女士们，在模特换衣服的时候，我会给你们看新衣服。 Now, ladies, while the models change, I'll show you new material.
凯蒂，你在干什么?我离开。 Kitty, what areyou doing?. I'm leaving.
我们不能再这样被人欺负了，一星期就有1块5毛。 We can't go on being stepped on like this for 1 6.50 a week.
当我们生病或迟到的时候，我们就停船。像狗一样被对待，被羞辱! Docked when we're sick, when we're late. Treated like dogs, humiliated!
是时候让我们中的一个告诉格罗利他该在哪里下车了。 It's time one of us showed Growley where he gets off.
他该表现得像个正常人了。 It's time he behaved like a human being.
你要怎么做?你要去哪里?/“llne纳, What areyou gonna do?. Whereyou gonna go?. /'llne nack,
如果运气好的话，没人会看见我! Ifl have any luck, nobodywill see me!
请接吉布斯教授。我该说你是谁? professor Gibbs, please. Who shall I say is calling?.
格罗利小姐，我是说卡罗尔小姐。 Miss Growley-- I mean, Miss Carroll.
我是来应征广告的。 I came in answer to an ad.
你能告诉格鲁利教授——吉布斯教授我来了吗? Would you tell professor Growley-- professor Gibbs that I'm here?.
介入。 Step in.
外面有个人，教授，要见你广告的事。 There's a person outside, professor, to see you about your ad.
好。让他进来。 Good. Send him in.
这是一个女人。她吗?。 It's a her. A her?.
你是说裙子之类的?嗯，裙子之类的。 You mean, skirts and things?. Mmm, skirts and things.
杰克逊太太，你让我失望了! Mrs.Jackson, you're letting me down!
我不可能进行实验除非实验对象不穿 I can't possibly perform my experiment unless the subject doesn't wear--
没有任何，你知道的，在 hasn't any-- is-- is, you know, in the, uh--
可以说是在“全部”中。 in the "altogether;' as it were.
我该怎么办呢?我怎么知道? What am I going to do?. How should I know?.
亲爱的,亲爱的。我不能失去她。 Dear, dear. I can't afford to lose her.
我可能再也找不到另一个了! I might never find another!
你告诉她。告诉herwhat吗?。 You tell her. Tell herwhat?.
关于脱衣服的事。告诉她这纯粹是为了科学研究。 About the disrobing. Tell her it's purely in the interest ofscience.
我们可以把她放在屏风后面。 We can put her behind the screen.
再合适不过了。 Nothing could be more proper.
当然，在实验过程中，你就待在这里。 And, of course, during the experiment, you'll stay right here.
我不知道我是否想看到人们隐形。也许能给我个机会。 I don't know as I want to see folks get invisible. Might give me a turn.
是她还是你，杰克逊太太。Takeyour选择。 It's her oryou, Mrs.Jackson. Takeyour choice.
你不是受害者就是监护人! You're eithervictim or chaperone!
好吧，好吧!我会告诉她的! All right, all right! I'll tell her!
小心点，这是我室友的。 Be carefulofthis, /t nelongs to myroommate,
还有这个， And this too,
这些, Also these,
这双鞋是我的，她给我的， The shoes are mine, though, She gave them to me,
我可以进去吗?是的，我们已经准备好了。 May I come i n?. Yes, we're ready foryou now,
教授，今天的能见度如何? How's the visinility today, prof?
你在信中没有告诉我你是个女孩。 You didn't tel I me i n your letter that you were a girl.
我想确定这不是那种“只适合女孩”的提议， / wanted to ne sure it wasn't one ofthose "for girls only"propositions,
我期待的是男人，但你可以。 I expected a man, but you'll do.
把胳膊给我。 Give me your arm.
哎哟!/就这些吗? Ouch! /s that all there is to it?
哦,不!我们还必须从外部治疗身体。 Oh, no! We have to treat the body externally as well.
会痛吗?会痛吗?一点也不。 Will it hurt? Will it hurt?. Not at all.
可能会有一两分钟的轻微痒感。好, perhaps a slight tickling sensation for a minute or two. Good,
/不要轻易挠痒痒， / don't tickle easily,
一切准备就绪! All ready to begin!
啊! Ah!
等一下!这不会让我永远隐形吧? Wait a minute! This won't make me invisinle forever, will it?
就几个小时。正是我想要的。 J ust for a few hours. Just what / want,
来吧，开枪!你确定你愿意这么做吗? Go ahead, shoot! You're sure you're willing to go through with this?.
- /说，开枪!-因为它会成功的! - / said, shoot! - Because it'll work!
/真的不疼， /t really doesn't hurt,
-不，但很痒。- /我说是的， - No, but it tickles. - /'llsayit does,
你看起来像个蛋奶派。 Ooh, you look like a custard pie.
溶化了吗? Am / dissolvingyet?
这是!她走了! That's that! She's gone!
你竟敢到这里来。 Don'tyou dare come nack here,
怎么，还有什么东西在显现吗? Why, is something still showing?.
/什么也看不见，但是/怎么知道你看不见呢? / can't see anything, nut how do / knowyou can't?
给，拿着这个。 Here, take this.
试着好好看看自己。 Try and take a good look at yourself.
我真的是隐形的! I really am invisible!
在那里,Mrs.Jackson !你看到了吗?不。 There, Mrs.Jackson! Do you see?. No.
不，我不知道。什么都不是。 No, I don't. Not a darn thing.
等我打电话给迪克。这是一个惊人的成功。 Wait till I call Dick. It's a staggering success.
请坐，凯蒂·卡罗小姐。 Sit down, Miss, uh-- Kitty, Kitty Carroll.
Makeyourselfat回家。我马上就回来。 Makeyourselfat home. I'll be right back.
你看着她，杰克逊夫人。看什么?。 You watch her, Mrs.Jackson. Watch what?.
七年的霉运。 Seven years bad luck.
别靠近我，小姐。别担心，小可爱。 Don't you come near me, miss. Don't worry, cutie.
我要离开你了。教授说你要留在这里。 I'm going away from you. professor said you were to stay here.
不是我!哈哈!Growley, Growley !我来了! Not me! Ha-ha! Growley, Growley! Here I come!
哦。 Oh.
对不起，先生。教授刚打电话来。 Excuse me, sir. The professorjust phoned.
他说，你能马上过来吗? He said, would you come over right away?.
他让我告诉你他已经做了那件事。太好了! He said to tell you that he has done it. That's great!
等一下。我得过去，别去见别人。 Just a minute. I've got to go over and not see somebody.
对不起，先生。您不喝茶好吗? pardon, sir. Would you care to not have a cup oftea?.
好了，理查德，我来告诉你她已经完全消失了。 Now then, Richard, I will showyou she has completely disappeared.
教授——走开!不要打扰!你让我厌烦。 professor-- Go away! Don't interrupt! You bore me.
现在，你看见谁了吗?不修边幅。 Now, can you see anyone?. Neither hide nor hair.
你是说“她”吗?是的。 Did you say, "she"?. Yeah.
请允许我介绍你认识。 permit me to introduce you.
卡罗小姐，请允许我介绍迪克·罗素， Uh, Miss Carroll, allow me to present Dick Russell,
我年轻的朋友和赞助人。 myyoung friend and patron.
迪克，这是凯蒂·卡罗小姐。不要害怕。 Dick, this is Miss Kitty Carroll. Don't be afraid.
握手。和什么握手? Shake hands. Shake hands with what?.
来，来，小猫小姐!握手。说“你好”。 Come, come, Miss Kitty! Shake hands. Say hello.
真的，她就在这里。当然，她当然是。 Really, she was here. Sure, of course she was.
也许你最好躺一会儿。躺下?。胡说! Maybeyou'd better lie down for a while. Lie down?. Nonsense!
天哪!也许是一些我没有预料到的反应。 Good heavens! Maybe some reaction I didn't foresee.
也许她昏过去了。你在哪儿，卡罗小姐? Maybe she's fainted. W-Where are you, Miss Carroll?.
你在哪里，基蒂? Where areyou, Kitty?
凯蒂，凯蒂，凯蒂! Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!
基蒂，基特，不是你。卡罗尔小姐! Kitty, Kit-- Not you. Miss Carroll!
呸!停住!阿凡特，别挡道。 Bah! Avast! Avant, Out of me way.
“你使我烦恼。你的骨头是没有骨髓的。” "Thou troublest me. Thy bones are marrowless."
哦，给你，先生。 Oh, there you are, sir.
你会很高兴知道银器从银行回来了， You'll be pleased to know the silverware is back from the bank,
箱子都打开了，整个房子的沙发套都卸下来了。 the trunks are unpacked and the slipcovers are off throughout the entire house.
很好，乔治。毕竟我们要打烊了。很好，先生。 That's fine, George. We're closing up after all. Very good, sir.
我们什么?。 We're what?.
Mrs.Jackson !Mrs.Jackson !你想要什么? Mrs.Jackson! Mrs.Jackson! What doyou want?
你对她做了什么?我做了什么? What haveyou done with her?. What have / done?.
她走了!当然可以。这就是我想告诉你的。 She's gone! Of course. That's what I tried to tell you.
在哪里?。在哪里?。Wh-Where ?。我怎么知道? Where?. Where?. Wh-Where?. How do I know?.
她什么都没说吗?是的。 Didn't she say anything?. Yes.
她说:“咆哮，咆哮!我来了!” She said, "Growley, Growley! Here I come!"
但这没有意义!M—— But that doesn't make sense! M--
“Growley !Growley !我来了——”Growley ?。Growley ?。 "Growley! Growley! Here I co--" Growley. Growley?. Growley?.
来，来，贝茨太太。我来帮你完成。 Come, come, Mrs. Bates. I'll finish that foryou.
在买家的脸上闻啊闻啊! Snuffling and sniffling in the buyers' faces!
拿上你的东西，滚出去。你被解雇了!求你了，格罗利先生。 Get your things and get out. You're fired! please, Mr. Growley.
别炒了我。等我感冒好了再来吧。 Don't fire me. Let me come backwhen I get rid ofthis cold.
你永远不会回来的!你被解雇了! You'll never come nack! You're fired!
Growley, Growley,
Growley ! Growley!
你这个可恶的坏蛋! You miserable, wicked man!
欺负可怜的女工， Bullying poor little working girls,
解雇他们，解雇他们，然后乐在其中。 firing them, docking them and enjoying it.
你也要找个女孩来付这笔钱，是吗? You're docking a girl to pay for this too, aren'tyou?.
清算的日子已经到来。 The day of reckoning has come.
现在你就会明白，当鞋子换了脚是什么感觉了。 Nowyou'll see how it feels when the shoe's on the other foot.
哦，格罗利先生。如果一个女孩迟到了，你就罚她! Oh, Mr. Growley. If a girl's late, you fine her!
如果一个女孩感冒了，你就炒了她! If a girl's got a cold, you fire her!
你做事确实很辛苦。 You certainly do things the hard way.
它开始了! There it goes!
也许你应该去追它。 Andmayneyoushouldne sent afterit,
求你了，不管你是谁——我代表你的良心， please, whoeveryou are-- / am the voice ofyour conscience,
靠在窗台上，格罗利， Lean overthe windowsill, Growley,
哦，我——/说，俯下身来! Oh, I-- / said, lean over!
眼睛往前看，格罗利先生!引体向上! Eyes front, Mr, Growley! Chin up!
肩膀向后，你这个虫子! Shoulder's back, you worm!
你总是很有魅力。 You've always had a kick coming.
这里有一个有趣的，和一个成长! And here's one for interest, and one to grow on!
好了，你早就该这么做了 There,you've had that coming toyou fora long time,
我受够你了，格罗利先生， /'m sick ofyou, Mr, Growley,
我受够了老是穿这些破裙子! and I'm sick of getting in and out of these crummy dresses!
我受够了色迷迷的男买家和傲慢的女买家。 I'm sick of leering men buyers and snootywomen buyers.
我受够了! I'm sick ofthe whole thing!
嗯,好!这不是我的老朋友，计时器。 Well, well! Ifit isn't my old pal, the time clock.
这是让你记住我的东西! Here's something to remember me by!
你好。 How doyou do?.
我想知道一些关于个人广告的信息。 I should like some information regarding a personal advertisement.
抱歉，先生，私人的就是私人的。 Sorry, sir, but personal means personal.
把它们竖起来!哦，回家找你妈妈去吧。 Stick 'em up! Oh, go on home toyour mother.
我没有妈妈。但我有枪。 I ain't got a mother. But I got a gun.
现金箱里只有37块50。 There's only 37.50 in the cash box.
我们不要现金。我们想要一个广告的地址。关于隐形。 We don't want cash. We want the address ofan ad. About being made invisible.
那是一个叫吉布斯的疯子放的。我们到哪里去找他? That one was put in by a loony called Gibbs. Where do we find him?.
按理说在虫屋，但我有他的地址。给我! In the bug house by rights, but I've got his address. Gimme that!
捡起来，笨手笨脚的! pick 'em up, butterfingers!
这就是你现在能得到的帮助。 That's the kinda help you get nowadays.
喂，你从哪儿弄来这辆车的? Say, where did you get this car?.
我没明白。锤头抓住了。 I didn't get it. Hammerhead got it.
你为什么要那样做?嘘。 Why'd you do that?. Shh.
你从哪儿弄来这辆车的?我刚把它捡起来。 Where did you get this car?. I just picked it up.
好珍贵的!嘘。 Nice pickings! Shh.
我们要跟这位教授谈什么? What are we gonna talk to this professor about?.
这没什么区别，只要你知道隐形机器的布局。 It don't make no difference, as long as you get the layout ofthe invisible machine.
你是个科学家，Foghorn。你是个能说会道的人。 You're a scientist, Foghorn. You're a smooth talker.
给，拿着这个。把它收起来! Here, take this with ya. put that away!
科学家不带冲锋枪。 Scientists don't carry tommy guns.
别麻烦了，杰克逊夫人。 Don't trouble, Mrs.Jackson.
我没有比应门更重要的事要做。 I have nothing more important to do than answer the door.
Suityourself ! Suityourself!.
快让我进去，教授。 Let me in quickly, professor.
走开!我不是在跟你说话! Go away! I am not speaking toyou!
不要做一个老旧的、自以为是的人!我得去揍老板一顿! Don't be an old, stuffed shirt! I had to go and smack down the boss!
这是隐形的好理由。唯一的原因。 A fine reason for becoming invisible. The only reason.
工作机会很少，我可不能被解雇! Jobs are scarce, and I can't afford to be fired!
/我得警告你——我没兴趣! /'ve got to warnyou-- I am not interested!
我对你非常不满意! I am highly displeased with you!
能有幸和金斯教授讲话吗? Have / the honor ofaddressing professor Ginns?
我叫哈德威克·斯宾塞。我是一名科学家。 My name is Hardwick Spencer. I'm a fellow scientist.
我在墨西哥代表一个团体。好的，先生，请进。 I represent a group in Mexico. Good, sir. Come right in.
谢谢。走开! Thankyou. Go away!
等等，不是你，先生，是她! Now, wait-- Notyou, sir. Her!
她吗?。她是谁?。我的第一个主题。 Her?. Who's her?. My first subject.
我对她很生气，经常洗手。 I am annoyed with her and wash me hands ofher.
你已经试过这个实验了吗?询问! You've already tried the experiment and it works?. Andhow!
别理她。 Don't pay any attention to her.
我很乐意给你看这台机器。 I'll gladly showyou the machine.
我想你会被示范说服的。 I supposeyou will be convinced by a demonstration.
这就是我的想法。 That's exactly the idea.
你去过墨西哥吗?M-Mexico ?。为什么,没有。 Haveyou ever been to Mexico?. M-Mexico?. Why, no.
哦，你会喜欢的。旅途愉快。 Oh, you'll like it. A fine trip.
小伙子们，我的伙伴们会给你们隆重的欢迎。 And the boys-- my associates will give you a royal welcome.
谢谢你的邀请。/ nvitation myeye ! Thankyou for the invitation. /nvitation, myeye!
我看见他们开车过来。他们有枪。G—— I saw them drive up. They have guns. G--
斯宾塞先生——你在撒谎! Mr. Spencer-- That's a lie!
是吗?。教授，问问他怎么知道你在哪里。 Is it?. professor, ask him how he knew where to find you.
他看到报纸上的广告了。 Why, he saw the advertisement in the paper.
当然了。顽皮的,淘气的! Of course I did. Naughty, naughty!
广告中没有给出教授的姓名和地址。 The ad didn't give the professor's name or address.
她是对的。如果我不太私人的话，你是怎么找到我的? She's right. How did you find me, ifI'm not too personal?.
你是个骗子! Why, I-I-- You're a crook!
我是个骗子!不，我是科学家! I'm a crook! No, I'm a scientist!
滚回墨西哥去，你这只披着科学家外衣的狼! Back to Mexico, you wolf in scientist's clothing!
把它拿走!别这样!把它拿走! Take it away! Don't do that! Take it away!
你别回来，不然我就把你剁了! And don'tyou come back, or I'll cutyou dead!
好吧，我想我应该感谢你那样处置了他。 Well, I suppose I should be grateful toyou for disposing ofhim like that.
谢谢……和再见。 Thankyou... and good-bye.
拜托，教授。有点风度，原谅我吧。 Come on, professor. Be a sport and forgive me.
我不是证明了你的实验是成功的吗? Haven't I proved your experiment a success?.
我事先就知道。 I knew that beforehand.
我只是想利用你去说服某人。 I merelywished to utilize you to convince somebody.
天哪，我很抱歉。 Gosh, I am sorry.
在我再次出现之前，有时间把我介绍给这个人吗? Is there time to show me to this somebody before I get visible again?.
差不多。我会告诉他我们要过去。 Just about. I'll tell him we're coming over.
嗯。迪克·罗素。 Hmm. Dick Russell, please.
告诉他是吉布斯教授。 Tell him it's professor Gibbs.
呃，现在你在做什么? Uh, nowwhat areyou doing?.
/我在躲避征兵， /'m dodging the draft,
从火星来的那个人，吉布斯教授。 The man from Mars, professor Gibbs, sir.
他好像昏过去了好像是昏过去了，先生。 He seems to have passed out-- Uh, seems to be out, sir.
怎么啦？告诉, What?. Tell--
你出现! You're materializing!
快把衣服穿上!噢! Go getyour clothes on! Ooh!
-我的衣服穿上了!——废话!他们在屏幕后面。 - My clothes are on! - Nonsense! They're behind the screen.
屏幕是什么?。他好像又在嗑药了，长官。 What screen?. He seems to be on one ofthose things again, sir.
啊，他疯了。他说你疯了，什么。 Ah, he's nuts. He says you're nuts, Um-- What?.
告诉他出现了轻微的并发症。 Tell him a slight complication has arisen.
那女孩回来了，但现在她出现了。 The girl came back, but now she's materialized.
如果我能说服她再脱一次衣服，我马上带她过来。 Ifl can persuade her to get undressed again, I'll bring her right over.
女孩吗?。把她脱光衣服带过来? The girl?. Bring her over undressed?.
哎呀，教授，我为你感到羞耻! Why, professor, I'm ashamed ofyou!
怎么了?太微妙了，不能重复，先生。 Now what's up?. It's too delicate to repeat, sir.
部分原因是，他会把女孩带过来。哦，不，他不是! part ofit was, he would bring the girl over. Oh, no, he isn't!
我们现在就去小屋。我们现在要去小屋了。 We're leaving right now for the lodge. We'll leave now for the lodge?.
你是说，我又得把其他的东西都盖起来?当然可以。 You mean, I have to cover up everything else again?. Certainly.
别这么说。给月子放个假吧。 Don't say that. Give the moths a holiday.
我从军25年了，我从没 I've been in service 25 years, and I never--
我再次辞职，先生，一次又一次。 I resign again, sir, and again.
一次又一次。 And again, and again.
有时我怀疑他的男人并不完全在那里。 Sometimes I suspect that man ofhis isn't all there.
另一方面，你是。 On the other hand, you are.
哪里出了问题? What could have gonewrong?.
你一个小时之内不应该露面! You're not supposed to be visible for another hour!
我很抱歉，但至少我要回去工作了，这样我就可以退房了。 I'm sorry, but at least I'll get back to work so I can check out.
是的，我认为你必须这样做，虽然这对我来说很尴尬。非常! Yes, I supposeyou must, though it's very awkward for me. Very!
多年的工作，从他手里抢了那么多钱。 Years ofwork, taking all that money from him.
现在再也付不起钱了。 Never be able to pay him now.
他会觉得我很可爱的!这就解决了所有问题。亲爱的,亲爱的。 He'll think I'm balmy! This would have solved everything. Dear, dear.
停!你伤透了我的心。 Stop! You're breaking my heart.
你想让我再次隐形吗? Doyou want me to be invisible again?.
是的!我不会了。 Yes! Butyou wouldn't.
我想我不应该期望—— I don't suppose I should expect--
但如果你能请一天假的话 But ifyou could get the rest ofthe day off--
好吧，我试试格罗利。 Okay, I'll try Growley.
你是我见过的最好的人。 You are the nicest visible I have ever met.
我们还将废除时钟。 And we'll abolish the time clock too.
还有，贝茨太太，别忘了给感冒的女士打电话。 And, Mrs. Bates, don't forget to call the ladywith the cold.
告诉她卧床休息，直到病情好转。她随时都可以回去工作。是的,先生。 Tell her to stay in bed until it's better. She can have herjob back anytime. Yes, sir.
就这些，不过以后我们将在4点供应茶点。 That's all, except in the future we'll serve tea at 4..00.
你们都会喜欢的，不是吗?是的，格罗利先生。 You'll all like that, won'tyou?. Yes, Mr. Growley.
如果你不介意的话，我得去接电话了。 Ifyou'll excuse me, I have to answer my phone.
格罗利先生怎么了? What's happened to Mr. Growley?.
你好，卡罗尔小姐。你好吗，我亲爱的孩子? Hello, Miss Carroll. How areyou, my dear child?.
是的，我当然是格罗利先生。 Yes, of course this is Mr. Growley.
你根本没必要问。 You needn't have bothered to ask at all.
当然可以。如果你愿意，整个周末都可以。 Certainly. Take the whole weekend ifyou like.
祝你玩得愉快。再见，亲爱的。玩得开心。 Have a lovely time. Bye-bye, my dear. And have fun.
我做得怎么样? How am I doin'?.
是您，教授!你改造了格罗利! It's you, professor! You reformed Growley!
我以所有职业女孩的名义，谢谢你。我没时间说这个。 In the name of all working girls, I thankyou. I haven't time for this.
你答应过再次隐形的。好的,教授。 You promised to be invisible again. Okay, professor.
过几分钟你就见不到我了。 You won't be seeing me in a few minutes.
他不能这样对我! He can't do this to me!
Holdmyhat,教授, Holdmyhat, professor,
迪克!理查德! Dick! Richard!
等等!等一下,停!停! Wait! Wait, stop! Stop!
理查德，你不能这么做。 Richard, you can't do this.
你要去哪里?去小屋钓鱼。 Where areyou going? To the lodge, fishing.
——钓鱼吗?。为什么?。——鱼。 - Fishing?. What for?. - Fish.
F-I-esh,鱼。 F-I-esh, fish.
鱼! Fish!
我和一个看不见的女人在一起，不让他看见。 And me with an invisible woman for him not to see.
你好吗?。是的，我是Foghorn。 Hello?. Yeah, this is Foghorn.
怎么啦？是老板。 What?. It's the boss.
老板?。不在城里? The boss?. Not in town?.
很高兴听到你的声音，老板。 Great to hearyourvoice, boss.
你从哪儿打来的? Whereyou talkin' from?.
你还在下面啊?好!他还在墨西哥。 Oh, you're still down there, huh?. Well! He's still in Mexico.
哦。我们试图得到它， Oh. We tried to get it,
但是我们遇到了一个复杂的问题。 but we met with kind of a complication.
我会把你弄得支离破碎，连你妈都拼不起来。 I'll complicateyou into such small pieces, your own mother couldn't putyou together again.
我想隐身，这样我就可以回家了。 I want to be invisible so I can go home.
我又看到了我的故乡。 I got to see the old home town again.
我闻到了湖的味道。我得听听交通的声音。 I got to smell the lake. I got to hear traffic.
我想家。 I'm homesick.
现在他哭了。天哪，太糟糕了。 Now he's cryin'. Gosh, that's bad.
上次他哭的时候，我们举行了三人葬礼。 Last time he cried, we had to have that triple funeral.
我们要么买那台机器，要么破产。 We'll get that machine or bust.
但我们怎么把它运过边境呢? But how we gonna get it over the border?.
那是你的事，笨蛋。 That's yourworry, fathead.
没人理解我。我敏感。这就是我。 Nobody understands me. I'm sensitive. That's what I am.
去过大城市吗?不,先生, Ever been to the big town?. No, senor,
我现在几乎能听到升高的声音， I can almost hear the elevated right now,
出租车司机们互相怒吼， the taxi drivers bawling each other out,
同志店的收银机… the cash register in the Gay paree...
还有新闻媒体过去喊头条的方式…… and the way the newsies used to holler headlines...
我们大获成功的第二天早上。 the morning after we pulled a big job.
先生，我什么都不知道， Senor, I do not know anything about that,
但我从来没听说过化学式… but I have never heard of a chemical formula...
这样人体就看不见了。 that would make the human body unseen.
小心脚下。 Watch your step.
和你说话的是一个寂寞的人，也是一个想家的人。 You're talking to a lonesome guy, and a homesick guy too.
我的人在追踪一个隐形机器，看到了吗?如果,如果, My gang's on the trail ofan invisible machine, see?. Si, si,
他们把它赶过来了，看到了吗?如果,如果, And they're rushing it down here, see?. Si, si,
你要让它运转起来，明白吗?如果,如果, You are going to set it up and make it work, see?. Si, si,
否则你就得找到让自己重新振作起来的方法，明白吗?如果,如果, Oryou'll have to find the formula how to put yourselftogether again, see?. Si, si,
这是怎么回事?你是西班牙人吗?我是波美拉尼亚! What is all this "si, si"? Are you Spanish?. I'm a pomeranian!
鱼呀，鱼呀，在小溪里，主人用鱼钩钩住了它。 Fishy, fishy in the brook, master caught him with a hook.
琦琦用平底锅煎他。哦,呸!好难闻的味道! Cooky fries him in a pan. Oh, phooey! What a smell!
好大的劲，但我们到了。 What a pull, but here we are.
多么高的山啊! What very superior mountains!
后面有一个很好的灌木丛可以让你脱衣服。为什么?。 There's a very superior bush foryou to undress behind. What for?.
除了理查德，我不想让任何人知道你在这里。 I don't want anyone but Richard to know thatyou're here.
让我这样走，把他吓死! Let me go in this way and scare him to death!
照我说的去做，不然我叫你苏醒过来的时候，必使你满面愁容。 Do as I say, orwhen I bring you to, I will giveyou the wrong face.
快点! Hurry up!
你为什么不能在沙漠里做这件事? Why couldn'tyou have done this in the desert?.
/它肯定会更暖和， /t certainly wouldhave neen warmer,
哎哟!该死的玫瑰! Ouch! Darn those roses!
看好路，好吗，斐洛。 Watch where you're going, will you, philo?.
谁会在这么晚的时候打扰我的烹饪艺术呢? Who could that be at this hour of the night, disturbing my culinary art?.
-快点。有人来了。——唷!有点冷。 - Hurry up. There's somebody coming. - Whew! Kind of chilly.
/不知道裸体主义者是怎么站的，嘘! / wonderhow the nudists standit, Shh!
——哦!哦，是你。-是的，是我，宝贝。 - Oh! Oh, it's you. - Yes, it's me, sunshine.
-我想我们应该顺便去看看小理查德。——我们?。 - I thought we'd drop in on young Richard for a bit. - We?.
"我们"指的是拜访王室成员。 Uh, "we" in the sense ofvisiting royalty.
哦。 Oh.
噢! Ow!
那扇门，你知道的 Uh, that door, you know,
铰链需要点油，孩子。 the hinges need a little oiling, my boy.
胡说!今天早上铰链上油了! Nonsense! The hinges were oiled this morning!
喵呜!哦。 Meow! Oh.
/我想这只猫也需要加油! /suppose the cat needs oiling too!
猫和我都对彼此过敏。 Cats and I are mutually allergic.
很奇怪，不是吗? Queer, isn't it?.
很好，考虑到你家里有一台。 Very, considering you have one at home.
虽然我不在乎，但你还好吗? Not that I care, but are you feeling all right?.
我这辈子从没感觉这么好过。 I've never felt better in me life.
欠! Ah-choo!
有点感冒了。Beastlyweather。 A little cold coming on. Beastlyweather.
不是吗?。 Isn't it?.
罗素先生喜欢它。他说这能让鱼咬得更好。 Mr. Russell likes it. He says it makes the fish bite better.
你会原谅我的老式暗示 You'll pardon an old-fashioned hint,
但我们没想到会有人来。 but we weren't expecting company up here.
我一和理查德把事情说清楚，我们就出发。 As soon as I have elucidated matters with Richard, we will pop off!.
你为什么一直说"我们"? Why doyou keep saying "we"?.
-我指的是社论“我们”。 - I am referring to the editorial "we".
是不是有什么东西从烟囱里掉下来了? Didsomething come down the chimney?
也许是圣诞老人。是的，也许是这样。 perhaps it was Santa Claus. Yes, perhaps it was.
没有圣诞老人! There is no Santa Claus!
没错，没有，几个月对他来说太早了，嘘! That's right, there isn't, Months too earlyforhim, Shoo!
那是什么?老鼠! What was that?. Mice!
老鼠!我们这里从来没有老鼠! Mice! We never had mice here before!
把我的大衣挂起来，好吗，我亲爱的朋友? Hang up my coat for me, will you, my dear fellow?.
规矩点! Behave yourself!.
没有什么比在潮湿的夜晚喝点白兰地更好的了。 Nothing like a spot ofbrandy on a damp night.
没有什么比把自己当成自己家更好的了。 Nothing like making yourself at home either.
关注度高, Wh-What--
你射杀了那头麋鹿吗?不，我想它是在那里诞生的。 Did you shoot that elk?. No, I think it was born there.
发生了什么，和我一起喝一杯。 What goes on-- Ha-Ha-Have one with me.
好吧，谢谢你，也许我最好。 Well, thankyou, perhaps /'d netter,
——谢谢你，谢谢你。 Mayne /-- Thankyou, Thankyou,
哦,我的。走错路了，是吧? Oh, my. Went down the wrong way, huh?.
这很好。 That's good.
我希望你不要窒息。我希望。 I hope you don't choke. I hope.
——谢谢。这就够了。 - Thankyou. That's enough.
你是什么，口技家吗? What areyou, a ventriloquist?.
有时!有时。这当然是对的。 Sometimes! Sometimes. That's right, of course.
腹语术。我在大学里从隔壁同学那里买的。 Ventriloquism. I picked it up at college from the fellow next door.
你让我担心了一会儿。 Well, for a minute you had me worried.
你看到我看到的了吗? Did you see what I see?.
他还涉足魔术。的帮助!的帮助!罗素先生! He also dabbled in magic. Help! Help! Mr. Russell!
间谍!是幽灵，罗素先生! Spooks! Spooks, Mr. Russell!
真的，凯蒂小姐!你控制不了! Really, Miss Kitty! You have no control!
我太冷了，无法控制自己。 I'm too cold to have any control.
啊!嗯，如果你觉得冷，我想你得穿点东西。 Ah! Well, ifyou're cold, I supposeyou'll have to put something on.
如果我是你，我就不会喝太多。 Now, uh, I wouldn't drink too much ifl wereyou.
为什么不呢?/它使我暖和起来， Whynot? /t warms me up,
不知道酒精会对你的隐身产生什么反应。 There is no telling what reaction alcohol may have upon your invisibility.
现在，呃，下雨了。 Now, uh-- It's raining.
我得在你的东西湿透之前把它们拿进来。 I'll have to bring your things in before they get soaked.
给，拿着这个，好吗? Here, take this, will you?.
先生,罗素!先生,罗素! Mr, Russell! Mr, Russell!
你怎么了?教授在上面。 What's the matter with you?. The professor is up here.
教授。在这里?。他的行为很奇怪。 The professor. Here?. And he's acting very peculiarly.
坦白说，我很害怕。我们都知道他疯了。他在干什么? Frankly, I'm frightened. We both know he's cracked. What's he doing?.
我不知道他现在在干什么，但就在一分钟前我在里面的时候，他还想 I don't know what he's doing now, but just a minute ago while I was in there, he was trying to--
他有一个——那是一个很长的——那是从——我不知道，先生。 He had a-- It was a long-- It came out ofa-- I don't know, sir.
事情不会那么糟的。请让我指给你看。 It can't be as bad as that. Let me showyou, please.
我只要求你配合一下。 All I ask is a little cooperation.
先生，你明白我的意思吗? Doyou see what I mean, sir?.
这些衣服是从哪来的?他们是他的, Where'dthose clothes come from? They're his,
你确定你没事吗?哦,先生! You're sure you're all right?. Oh, sir!
那我们就迁就他吧。是的，是的，先生。 Well, we'll just have to humor him. Yes, yes, sir.
你也是。哦，罗素先生。 And you too. Oh, Mr. Russell.
哦,教授, Oh, professor,
嗯，一个新裁缝，教授? Well, a new tailor, professor?.
是吗?。什么——啊，好吧，我的孩子，我—— Eh?. What-- Oh, well, my boy, I--
雨，你知道的。我怕着凉。 The rain, you know. I was afraid of catching cold.
还好你带了换装的衣服。 It's good you brought something to change into.
嗯?。哦，哦，不是我的。 Huh?. Oh, oh, they're not mine.
不，不，不，当然，我亲爱的孩子，我—— No, no, no, of course, my dear boy, I--
如果我能单独见你一会儿，我可以迅速解释。 I can quickly explain ifl can seeyou alone for a moment.
孤独,是吗?。为什么?。我做到了，我的孩子! Alone, eh?. What for?. I've done it, my lad!
/我忽视了她!她在这里, /'ve nrought her! She's here,
别紧张，教授，一切都会好的。 Just take it easy, professor, and everything'll be all right.
罗素先生! Mr. Russell!
看！ Look!
又来了! There it goes again!
别盯着看了，笨蛋。 Stop staring, stupid.
把这个给他，快，给他， Give him this, Go on, give it to him,
在这里,乔治。起来! Here, George. Up!
在这里。/希望你为自己感到羞耻，年轻的女人， Here. / hopeyou're ashamed ofyourself, young woman,
年轻的?。当然，我还年轻， Young?. Ofcourse, /'m young,
好了，好了，你不需要再喝了。你没有晕倒! Now, now, you don't need another drink. You haven't fainted!
好吧。在这里,英俊。你自己看起来也不怎么性感。 Okay. Here, handsome. You don't look so hot yourself.
你想得真周到。 That's very thoughtful ofyou.
哦，饮料，醒酒器，口技演员，魔术师 Oh, drinks, decanters, ventriloquists, magicians--
来吧，乔治。拉yourselftogether。 Come on, George. pull yourselftogether.
告诉他这不是什么超自然现象。只是一个简单的小发明。 Tell him it's nothing supernatural. Just a simple little invention.
哦，请原谅，先生。我不应该这样让位的。我—— Oh, I beg your pardon, sir. I shouldn't have given way this way. I--
瞧，先生! Look now, sir!
飞猫! Flying cats!
我当然会飞。来，抓住他! Sure I can fly. Here, catch him!
会说话的猫! Talking cats!
哦，我又来了，各位。 Oh, here I go again, folks.
谁听说过这样的事?只是一个隐形的女孩在说话。 Whoever heard of such a thing?. It's only an invisible girl talking.
来吧，控制一下自己。上去躺下吧。 Come on, get hold ofyourself. Go up and lie down.
哦，谢谢你，先生。这是我的荣幸。 Oh, thankyou, sir. Itwould be a pleasure.
我一辈子都在服役。我父亲在我之前就服役了。 I've been in service all my life. Myfather's been in service before me.
我从来没有 I've never been--
教授，我该向你道歉。 professor, I oweyou an apology.
我以为你疯了。我做梦也没想到—— I thoughtyou were crazy. I never dreamed--
啊，我还是不相信。 Ah, /still don't nelieve it,
喂，教授，就是这个人要推销你那可爱的小机器吗? Say, professor, is this the guy who's going to promote your cute little machine?.
啊，是的，是的，当然。原谅我。 Ah, yes, yes, of course. pardon me.
卡罗小姐，这位是理查德·罗素先生。 Uh, uh, Miss Carroll, Mr. Richard Russell.
你好。我觉得他不怎么样。 How doyou do?. Huh, I don't think much ofhim.
他不是商人。他是个花花公子。 He's no businessman. He's a playboy.
我在报纸上看到他的照片， /'veseen hispictures in the papers,
他们称他为"太平洋的替罪羊" Theycall him "The patsy ofthe pacific, "
是吗?。好吧，听着，什么都没有的小姐。 Yeah?. Well, listen, Miss Nothing.
我完全有能力处理任何类型或规模的商业交易。 I'm perfectly capable of handling any business deals of any kind or size.
哦，你看，你对付不了的只有女人 Oh, /see, /t's onlywomen you can't handle,
是啊，美女。但你什么都不知道。 Yeah, beautiful women. But you wouldn't know anything about that.
哦，是吗? Oh, is that so?.
任何一个隐形的女孩都不容易让人看到。 Any girl who'd become invisible can't be very easy on the eyes.
教授，我坚持现在就重新出现! professor, I insist on being visible again right now!
不可能，亲爱的。你得等到明天早上。 Impossible, my dear. You will have to wait until morning.
嘿，小心! Hey, look out!
在那之前，你要保持隐身状态。 You'll stay good and invisible till then.
我没有冒任何风险。 I wasn't taking any chances.
此外，你不会想在衣服干之前塑形的。 Besides, you'd hardly want to take shape beforeyour clothes dry.
你，你不会是说她真的 You-- You don't mean she's really--
是的，我是说她真的。 Yeah, I mean she's really.
嘿，嘿，不，你不需要! Hey, hey, no, you don't!
最好给你煮点浓咖啡。 Better makeyou some strong coffee.
我不知道怎么回事。我以前从不喜欢喝酒。 I don't know what's the matter. I never liked to drink before.
克制冲动! Fight the impulse!
她的欲望一定是治疗过程中引起的。 Her desire must be caused by something in the treatment.
嗯,好! Well, well!
现在我知道“终于一个人了”这句话的意思了。 Now I know the meaning ofthe expression, "Alone at last."
嘿，你差点踩到我! Hey, you almost stepped on me!
你为什么不提个红灯笼什么的， Why don'tyou carry a red lantern or something,
或者至少穿上衣服，让我看看你不在哪里? or at least put some clothes on so I can see whereyou're not?.
但这样你就隐藏了你时尚结实的身材。 But then you're hiding your stylish, stout figure.
我会用三个钩子和一个拉链把那个丑陋的谣言钉死。 I'll spike that ugly rumor in three hooks and a zipper.
该死，它们还是湿透了。真方便。 Darn it, they're still soaked. How very convenient.
至少袜子是干的。现在我要找到我的脚。 At least the stockings are dry. Now to find my feet.
这比在黑暗中穿衣更糟糕。 This is worse than dressing in the dark.
在那里。现在我们来看看是谁在拖延时间。 There. Now we'll see who's stalling.
/碰巧任何职业/我都是模特， /tso happens that nyprofession /'m a model,
钢琴腿干嘛?任何时候你听到像我这样有腿的钢琴，孩子， What for, piano legs? Any time you hear of a piano with legs like mine, sonny,
跑，不要走，去最近的音像店。 run, do not walk, to your nearest music store.
在那里。现在该道歉了。 There. Apologies are now in order.
你们其他人也遵循同样有趣的模式吗? Does the rest ofyou follow that same interesting pattern?.
没有ofyournusiness, None ofyournusiness,
嗯。 Hmm.
现在你在哪里? Well, now where are you?.
在香烟的末端。 At the end ofthe cigarette.
下雨时，这附近所有的路都被冲毁了。 When it rains, all the roads around here get washed out.
你和教授最好计划在这里过夜。 You and the professor better plan to spend the night.
就因为我的腿好看吗? Just because I have good-looking legs?.
不，因为道路被冲毁了。 No, because the roads are washed out.
再说，教授和我还有很多事要谈。 Besides, the professor and I have all this business to discuss.
因为我的腿很好看。 And because I have good-looking legs.
如果我知道你的脖子在哪儿，我早就拧断了。 Ifl knew where your neckwas, I'd wring it.
我想我还是再吃一点吧。 I think I'll have just another little one.
哦!哦，我觉得头晕。一定是海拔。 Oh! Oh, I feel dizzy. It must be the altitude.
当然,高度。拼写B-R-A-N-D-Y。 Sure, altitude. Spelled B-R-A-N-D-Y.
哦!给教授打电话。所有的旋转。 Oh! Call the professor. Everything's spinning.
哦! Oh!
嘿,教授!怎么啦？怎么啦？ Hey, professor! What? What?
出什么事了?她说是海拔的问题。 What's the matter?. She says it's the altitude.
她说?。我们得把她弄上床。 She says?. We'll have to get her to bed.
好吧，让我。 Okay, let me.
哦。我忘了她是 Uh-oh. I forgot she's--
是的，她当然是。来吧，伸出你的胳膊。 Yeah, she certainly is. Come on, hold out your arm.
/不能站在我漂亮的腿上， / can'tstand up on mygood-looking legs,
哇! ! Whoopee!
没关系。只是海拔太高了一点。 That's all right. J ust a little too much altitude.
在那里, There,
最好带她去洗澡。 Better take her to the showers.
嗯。起来没事啦!。 Hmm. Upsy-daisy.
嗯，不是很重。 Hmm, not very heavy.
你以为你是个高大强壮的男人。 You thinkyou're a great big strong man.
我们最好让她上床睡觉。 We better get her to bed.
嘿，这是怎么回事?我要走了，先生，没有通知。 Hey, what's going on here?. I'm leaving, sir, without notice.
别傻了。你要变成问题儿童了。 Don't be ridiculous. You're getting to be a problem child.
要么教授去，要么我去。 Either the professor goes or I go.
他的个性就像一个临时替身。 He has a personality like a temporary filling.
教授只是个老 The professor's just an old--
我不介意撑杆跳酒瓶和飞猫， I don't mind pole vaulting decanters and flying cats,
但是说到隐形女人—— but when it comes to invisible women--
这项发明对我来说意义重大。 This invention means a lot of money to me.
等我再给你发工资的时候，我会给你加薪的。 When I start paying you again, I'll giveyou a raise.
怎么啦？加薪。 What?. A raise.
哦,谢谢。这是非常值得期待的。 Oh, thankyou. That's well worth looking forward to.
我会重新考虑。 I'll reconsider.
我迫不及待地想看看她的脸。 I can hardlywait to see her face.
最幸运的是，这个是看不见的， Most fortunately foryou, this one is invisible,
我真诚地希望她能一直这样。为什么?。 and I sincerely hope she remains that way. Why?.
因为看女人只是麻烦的第一步。 Because looking at a woman is only the first step to trouble.
你看，她笑了。你软化，她起诉。 You look, she smiles. You soften, she sues.
看不见的女人!现在你都不敢相信自己的眼睛 Invisible women! These days you can't believeyour own eyes,
嘘。 Shh.
哦,嘘。 Oh, shh.
别这样!你想让他们下来吗? Just stop that! Doyou want them down here?.
哦!安静点! Oh! Be quiet!
哦，我的拇囊炎。嘿! Oh, my bunion. Hey!
就是这样。 That's it.
我不是故意的。 I didn't do it on purpose.
来吧! Come on!
看，一个保险箱。 Look, a safe.
天啊，看看它是怎么转啊转啊转啊转啊转啊转啊转啊转啊。 Boy, look how it goes around and in and out and down and up.
天哪，就像明天的世界一样。 Gosh,just like the world oftomorrow.
快点，忙起来。 Come on, get busy.
把它拆开，但要慢，这样我才能画出怎么再组装起来。 Take it apart, but slow, so I can diagram how to put it back together again.
但是要保持安静。嘘! But keep it quiet. Shh!
的帮助!警察! Help! police!
哦,哦!哦，让我出去! Oh, oh! Oh, let me out!
哦!哦! Oh! Oh!
乔治, George,
-我来了。-你的早餐，先生。 - Here I am. - B-B-B-- Your breakfast, sir.
教授说她今天早上会出现。 The professor said she'd be visible this morning.
如果是的话，我今晚就隐身了。让我们来看一看。 If she is, I'll be invisible by tonight. Let's take a look.
求你了，顺其自然吧。 Oh, please, let well enough be well enough.
嘘。哦，我的天哪。 Shh. Oh, my goodness.
可恶的。她在哪儿?看,先生。 Doggone it. Where is she?. Look, sir.
啊,基蒂。 Ah, Kitty.
你们为什么不都进来然后敲门呢? Why don'tyou both come in and then knock?.
哦，我的头。我的头。 Oh, my head. My head.
对不起，夫人，你没有头。这就是你的想法， pardon me, madame, you haven't any head. That's whatyou think,
它和户外一样大。 It's as big as all outdoors.
天啊，我需要一片阿司匹林。 Oh, dear, I-I need an aspirin.
给我找个护士。给我找个医生。 Get me a nurse. Get me a doctor.
给我拿点东西。教授在哪儿? Get me something. Where's the professor?.
我们最好把教授叫来。 We better get the professor.
为什么?。给很多被褥打气? What for?. To cheer up a lot ofbedclothes?.
哦,教授!教授!哦,教授! Oh, professor! professor! Oh, professor!
哦,教授!教授! Oh, professor! professor!
哦,教授!教授!教授! Oh, professor! professor! professor!
哦，该死。我还是隐形的。 Oh, darn it. I 'm still invisible.
嘿,教授!Whoo-hoo ! Hey, professor! Whoo-hoo!
教授?嘿,教授!教授? professor? Hey, professor! professor?
哦，教授，你在哪里?教授! Oh, professor, where are you? professor!
教授!有人说“教授”吗? professor! Did someone say, "professor"?.
不。 No.
是我，基蒂。/想到/听到某人， I t's me, Kitty. / thought / heard somenody,
教授，看着我。我根本看不见我自己。 professor, look at me. I can't see me at all.
啊，那太糟糕了。天哪，我是对的! Ah, that's too bad. By George, I was right!
我警告过你不要酗酒。你说得太对了! I warned you to go easy on the spirits. How right you were!
当两个分子之间存在亲和力时…… When there is an affinity between two molecular forces...
天然的试剂是化学试剂 and the natural reagent is chemically counter--
发发善心吧，教授。 Aw, have a heart, professor.
这就是化学上看不见的结果。 Well, there is the result chemically invisible.
停止广播。我只是不想再这样下去了。 Stop broadcasting. I simply refuse to stay this way.
哦!怎么了? Oh! Now what's the matter?.
我的脚趾碰到了。教授。 I stubbed my toe. professor.
亲爱的教授，你一定要把我弄出去，求你了! Dear professor, you've got to get me out of this, please!
/我得去看一看!想想我的悬念。 /'ve got to ne visinle! Think of my suspense.
我们马上赶回我的实验室，我来给你治疗。 We'll rush back to my laboratory, and I'll fix you up.
乔治，把东西收拾好。我们离开。我们都要冲过去，是吧，理查德? George, pack everything up. We're leaving. We'll all rush, eh, Richard?.
我们走吧。我受够了做一件脏衣服。 Let's get a move on. I'm tired ofbeing a piece oflaundry.
小姐，您的车准备好了。 Your car is ready, miss.
这里写着我们在墨西哥。我知道。 It says here we're in Mexico. I know that.
你不会认为海关门口的那个人说的是盖尔语吧。 You don't think that guy at the customs gate was speaking Gaelic.
嘿!孩子们! Hey! Boys!
没关系的。这是迷失。 It's all right. It's Foghorn.
好了，伙计们，把箱子拿开，但要温柔点。 All right, boys, get those crates off, but treat 'em gently.
明白了吧?当然，老板。 Got it, huh?. You bet, boss.
就是这样，直到最后一个小玩意。 There it is, right down to the last gadget.
是的，我已经在纸上画好了。 Yeah, and I've got it diagramed on paper and everything.
机器!它是不见了! The-- The machine! It's gone!
也许它让自己隐形了。 Maybe it's made itself invisible.
这几乎是不可能的。 That's hardly possible.
我想知道那是什么。 I wonderwhat that was.
如果你还有点理智，你就该看看。 Ifyou had any sense, you'd look and see.
哦。夫人,杰克逊! Oh. Mrs,jackson!
真的,Mrs.Jackson !在这么奇怪的地方过夜。 Really, Mrs.Jackson! What an odd place to spend the night.
注射的配方! The formula for the injection!
理查德，帮帮我。快,快! Richard, help me. Quick, quick!
没有这些他们就不能使用机器。 They can't use the machine without these.
什么运气!你说运气是什么意思? What luck! What doya mean, luck?.
那我呢?我的下半辈子就得这样度过吗? What about me?. Do I have to go through the rest of my life like this?.
真的，教授，我觉得她这样好看多了。 Really, professor, I think she looks much better like this.
你胆子真大，你这个没鱼的渔夫! You have a nerve, you fishless fisherman!
孩子,孩子。你要拿我怎么办? Children, children. What areyou gonna do about me?.
继续实验，直到我找出是什么让你隐身这么久。 Experiment till I find out what's keeping you invisible so long.
是的，但那要花多长时间? Yes, but how long's that gonna takeya?.
我不知道。 I haven't a notion.
我花了10年的时间来完善这台机器 It took me 1 0 years to perfect the machine a--
你笑什么呢? Now what areyou laughing at?.
那个不打针就吃的家伙。 The chap who took it without the injection, you know.
哦，亲爱的，那台机器会对人做出最奇怪的事。 Oh, my dear, that machine is apt to do the strangest things to people.
啊，先生，这台机器，我爱她! Ah, senor, this machine, I love her!
她太漂亮了。 She's so beautiful.
我想，要是我能见到造她的人，我会吻他的。 If only I could to meet the man who make her, I would kiss him, I think.
只管谈正事。如果管用，我就替你吻他。 Just stick to business. Ifitworks, I'll kiss him foryou.
谢谢,先生。 Thankyou, senor.
我想她准备好了。 She is ready, I think.
你的想法。 You think.
你们确定那个女人被隐形了吗? You boys sure about the dame it made invisible?.
当然，老板，肯定的。雾角看见她了! Sure, boss, positive. Foghorn seen her!
好吧。Foghorn，你当选了。 Okay. Foghorn, you're elected.
你看，我告诉过你—— You see, I told you--
老大，我不想隐身。 Boss, I don't want to be invisible.
你听到了。首先我们从头部开始。 You heard me. First we will start with the head.
别管脑袋了。这是无用的。 Never mind the head. That's useless.
那我们就从脖子开始吧。好。 Well, then we will start with the neck. Good.
老板，那 Boss, what about--
哦，不，老板。Foghorn了解这些事情。他的科学! Oh, no, boss. Foghorn understands those things. He's scientific!
我体重过轻，真的。迷失! I'm underweight, I am. Foghorn!
我不会让很多人先用这台机器的。 There's not many people I'd let try this machine first.
现在出发吧!谢谢,老板。太好了。 Now get going! Thanks, boss. That's great.
foghorn先生，请到屏幕后面来， SenorFoghorn, in nack ofthe screen, please,
我在屏幕后面吗? I n back of the screen?.
S, S ';。好吧。 S;, s';. Okay.
现在开始吧， Now get going,
感觉怎么样? How does it feel?.
他喜欢它。他总是喜欢嗑药的时候。 He likes it. He always likes it when he's lit up.
但我还是能看到他。也可以， But I can still see him. So can /,
我也可以!奥克鲁兹也可以。 So can I! So can O'Klotz.
我觉得应该在这里的东西不见了。 Something that should be here is missing, I think.
我以为你们什么都有了! I thoughtyou guys got everything!
-是的，老板不是吗，Foghorn?-当然，我们有。 - Oh, we did, boss. Didn't we, Foghorn?. - Why, sure, we did.
-那是什么?-我说:“当然了。” - What's that?. - I said, "Sure, we did."
是我吗? Or did I?.
我想是出了什么问题。 Something has gone wrong, I think.
嘿,你!把水管给我! Hey,you! Give me nack mypipes!
你放开我，我就跟你们一决胜负! You let go of me and I'll fight the pack ofyou!
放开他。 Let go ofhim.
噢! Ooh!
带他去地下室，让他冷静一下， Take him down to the cellar and let him cool off,
然后你做你一开始就该做的事。 and then you do what you should have done in the first place.
你们回去把教授叫来，不然我就让你们都唱女高音。 You guys go back and get me the professor, or I'll have all ofyou singing soprano.
是的,老板。抓住他的头。我明白了。 Yeah, boss. Get his head. I got it.
7月的火灾。你太挑剔了。 Fires in July. You are fussy.
你是个讨厌鬼，这就是你， You're a nuisance, that's whatyou are,
一个看不见的讨厌女人。我不知道你俩在说话。 An invisible female nuisance. I didn't know you two were talking.
我们不是。 We're not.
为什么会着火? Why the fire?.
有很多人说我的裙子没有头很难看，我就把它脱了。 Well, there were so many cracks about how awful my dress looked without a head, I took it off.
但那边的人猿泰山还是一如既往的不同意， But Tarzan overthere is still as disagreeanle as ever,
你们俩都高兴起来吧因为我想我找到了让你们再次出现的方法。 You can both cheer up because I think I found the formula to make you visible again.
-哦，教授!-太好了。 - Oh, professor! - That's swell.
所以迪克会带着专利去华盛顿， So Dick will ne on his way to Washington with the patents,
你们再也不用见面了。 and you'll never have to see each other again.
/那不是很好吗? /sn't that nice?
所以，试着互相容忍…… So, uh, try and put up with each other...
再待一段时间，好吗? for just a little while longer, hmm?.
嗯。 Hmm.
你要去华盛顿? Soyou're going to Washington?.
是的。 Yes.
这跟你有什么关系?你几年前就该去了。 What's it toyou?. You should have been there years ago.
你有政治家的个性。 You've got the personality ofa politician.
对于一个完全没有个性的人来说，你没有权利说话。 For a person with no personality at all, you've got no right to talk.
别哭了。 And stop crying.
我没有哭。我抽泣著。 I'm not crying. I sniffled.
即使是隐形的女士也有礼貌。Useyour手帕。 Even invisible ladies can have manners. Useyour handkerchief.
我不是袋鼠。我的皮肤上没有口袋。 I'm no kangaroo. I haven't got pockets in my skin.
给，用我的。 Here, use mine.
哎哟! Ouch!
我很抱歉。我伤害你了吗? I'm sorry. Did I hurtyou?.
是吗?我摇了摇头。 Well, did I?. I shook my head.
我看不出来。 I can't see that.
等一下。在去?。 Wait a minute. Whereyou going?.
我有个主意可以改变整个局面。 I got an idea thatwill change thewhole complexion ofthis thing.
教授不是这里唯一的发明家。把这个穿上。 professor's not the only inventor around here. put this on.
为什么?。至少我能看到你点头。 Why?. Well, at least I can seeyou nod.
这看起来很傻。而是他们穿着的方式。 That looks silly. It's the way they're wearing them.
站起来，让我看看你是什么样子。 Stand up so I can see whatyou look like.
这样你就越高了吗? Is that all the talleryou are?.
哦，傻瓜，我只是想找出哪个是这个东西的正面。 Oh, silly, I'm onlytrying to find out which is the front ofthis thing.
这样更好吗?多。 Is this better?. Much.
你说你的眼睛是什么颜色的? What color did you say your eyes were?.
如果你这么感兴趣，为什么不留下来看看呢? Ifyou're so interested, why don'tyou stick around and find out?.
这正是我要做的。 That's just what I'm going to do.
嘿!那是我的手，你知道。 Hey! That's my hand, you know.
是的，我知道。你介意我借用一下吗? Yeah, I know. Doyou mind ifl borrow it for a minute?.
唔唔。这是一手好牌。它很软。 Mm-mmm. It's a very nice hand. It's very soft.
味道很好。 Very pleasant to the taste.
嗯，你为什么闭上眼睛? Um, whydoyou closeyour eyes?
我看不见你。我至少可以想象。 I can't seeyou. I can at least imagine.
我知道。在你关心的地方，我只是个幽灵。 I know. I'm just a ghost whereyou're concerned.
我什么都不是，什么都不是。 I'm nothin' but a nothin'.
如果这只手是一个标准， Ifthis hand is any criterion,
你一定有可爱的嘴唇，漂亮的头发，漂亮的—— you must have lovely lips, beautiful hair, nice--
谢谢,Richard。这是一个非常迷人的赞美。哦，是你。 Thankyou, Richard. That's a very charming compliment. Oh, it's you.
看这是中和酒精的试剂 Look, reagent to counteract alcohol.
凯蒂，我的姑娘，我会在你说杰克——之前让你露面 Kitty, my girl, I'll haveyou visible beforeyou can sayJack--
罗宾逊。我几乎害怕做我自己。 Robinson. I'm almost afraid to be myself.
这就像相亲一样。 It's like making a blind date.
你又有什么可失去的呢?你已经见过我了。 What haveyou got to lose?. You've already seen me.
在某种程度上，理查德，我很抱歉这么做。 You know, in a way, Richard, I'm sorry to do this.
如果更多的女性是隐形的， If more women were invisible,
生活就不会那么复杂了。 Iife would be much less complicated.
而且没那么有趣。 And much less interesting.
那是灯上的，先生，我知道。 That belongs on the lamp, sir. I know it.
里面放个灯泡好看多了。 It looks much better with a bulb in it.
枪是干什么用的?这是个潮湿的夜晚，先生。 What's the gun for? It's a damp night, sir.
你总是带着猎枪以防淋湿吗?外面潮湿，所以有雾。 Doyou always wear a shotgun to keepyou dry?. Being damp out, it's foggy.
而且有雾，这是反击的好掩护…… And being foggy, it's a good cover for the return attack...
拿走机器的暴徒。 ofthe thugs who took the machine.
我打算在这里巡逻，先生，这至少说得通。 I intend to patrol the grounds, sir, which at least makes sense.
我们需要那个洞来通风，长官。 We needed that hole forventilation, sir.
哦，亲爱的，哦，亲爱的。我太兴奋了! Oh, dear, oh, dear. I'm so excited!
安静地坐着。只需要一分钟。在这里。 Sit still. It will only take a minute. Here.
你忘了说哎哟。我很担心他会怎么看我。 You forgot to say ouch. I'm so worried about what he'll think of me.
我想他会觉得他喜欢你。 I think he'll think he likes you.
是啊，但他一直喜欢魅力女孩… Yeah, but he's always liked glamour girls...
有昂贵的衣服和皮草之类的东西， with expensive clothes and furs and things,
而我只有这条皱巴巴的旧裙子 and all I've got is this wrinkled old dress.
你真正需要的是一套新衣服。 Whatyou really need is a new outfit to make an entrance in.
你没必要老说老实话。 You needn't rub it in.
这些购物服务真是太棒了。 Wonderful thing, these shopping services, really.
保证光鲜亮丽，否则就退钱。 Guaranteed glamorous oryour money back.
哦。打开它! Oh. Open it!
哦,教授! Oh, professor!
哦!哦! Oh! Oh!
哦,教授。 Oh, professor.
等待,等待。把这些留给理查德吧。 Wait, wait. Save those for Richard.
我把它记在他的账上。我也不在乎。你真可爱。 I charged it to his account. I don't care. You're a darling.
等等，控制一下自己!穿好衣服，把他打昏! Wait, control yourself!. Get dressed and knock him cold!
哦，孩子，我会的!哦，那不是很可爱吗? Oh, boy, will I! Oh, isn't that lovely!
记住一件事，姑娘。 Just remember one thing, young woman.
没有酒精或任何烈性酒。 No alcohol or liquor ofany sort.
当你消散，你就消失了。 When you dissipate, you disappear.
嘿,哥们。嗯?。 Hey, buddy. Huh?.
哦，是的，先生。你有火柴吗? Oh, yes, sir. Haveyou got a match?.
啊，是的，的确是这样，先生。 Why, yes, indeed, sir.
等一下，好吗，伙计?当然可以，先生。 Hold it, will ya, bud?. Why, certainly, sir.
嘿，你吓到他了。做点什么。 Hey, you frightened him. Do something.
哦! Oh!
哦，看看我的头发。真是一团糟。 Oh, look at my hair. It's a mess.
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天啊，她在慢慢来。 Gosh, she's taking her time.
教授，她长什么样? professor, what does she look like?.
嗯，一个女孩，你知道。 Hmm, a girl, you know.
我自己从来就不怎么注意女人。 I never have paid much attention to women myself.
她说过我什么吗?一个字也没有。 Did she ever say anything about me?. Not a word.
哦，她没有，是吗?当然，这对我来说完全无关紧要。 Oh, she didn't, huh?. Of course, it's a matter of complete indifference to me.
/反正我和女人已经玩完了。 /'m through with women, anyway,
不，待在原地别动。 No, stay right where you are.
我想好好看看你。凯蒂，这太棒了。 I want to get a good look at you. Kitty, this is wonderful.
这比我想象的还要好。 This is even better than I expected.
迪克! Dick!
把它们竖起来!你怎么敢! Stick 'em up! How dare you!
弗兰基，把她拉开! Frankie, get her off me!
-拿着这个。-拜托，女士。在这件事上要绅士一点。 - Here, hold this. - Come on, lady. Be a gentleman about this.
哦，别说了!你是个好人别烦我，听见了吗? Oh, stop it! You're a fine one-- Leave me alone, you hear?.
给我。来吧。我们要去哪里? Gimme that. Come on. Where are we going?.
你不会把像我们这样的两个笨蛋托付给那样一个漂亮的女人，对吧? You wouldn't trust a beautiful dame like that with a couple oflugs like us, would you?.
也许你是对的。得了吧! perhaps you're right. Well, come on!
在我辞职之前，先生，请允许我声明… Before I resign, sir, permit me to state...
附近有贼，他们拿了我的枪。 there are prowlers about and they've got my gun.
哦,我的天! Oh, my!
真是个驾车出游的好夜晚。 pleasant evening for a drive.
我们不去兜风。 We're not going for a drive.
我们被骗了。 We're being taken for a ride.
你为什么不看路呢? Why don't you look where you're going?.
嘿,, Hey, what--
乔治，你非得把鱼扔了吗?今天是星期五，先生。 George, did you have to throw the fish?. It's Friday, sir.
在你说"我在哪儿"之前你现在就在你自己的前厅里。 Now before you say, "Where am I??" you're right here in your own front hall.
你很好。好悲伤!凯蒂和教授!他们抓住他们了! You're quite all right. Good grief!. Kitty and the professor! They got 'em!
如果是这样，我得说，总算摆脱了，先生。 Ifthey did, well, good riddance, I'll say, sir.
请原谅。 pardon me, please.
不管是什么，我们都不要。 Whatever it is, we don't want any.
我要找罗素先生。理查德·罗素先生。 I want Mr. Russell. Mr. Richard Russell.
他去捕金枪鱼了。嗯?。 He's out tuna hunting. Huh?.
是谁?我不知道，先生，但听起来像是珍妮·林德。 Who is it? I don't know, sir, but it sounds likeJenny Lind.
让他进来，进来。 Let him in, Come in.
我是罗素先生。 I'm Mr. Russell.
我可以告诉你他们把那女孩和教授带到哪里去了。 I can tell you where they took the girl and the professor.
看在上帝的份上看在皮特的份上，去哪儿。 For the love-- For the love of pete, where?.
在布莱基·科尔在墨西哥的藏身处。他也有这项发明。 Down at Blackie Cole's hideout in Mexico. He's got the invention too.
乔治，去机场。打电话给机场。我们离开。 George, get the airport. Call the airport. We're leaving.
哦,机场!不，在打电话! Oh, airport! No, on the phone!
哦，对不起。你不知道这对我意味着什么，你叫什么名字? Oh, excuse me. You don't know what this means to me, Mr.-- What's your name?.
以前叫雾角。 It used to be Foghorn.
还有多远?大约五英里。 How much farther is it?. About five miles.
我希望教授没有教他们如何使用这台机器。 I hope the professor hasn't shown them how to use the machine.
只要他一找到，小黑就会把他们两个都干掉。 As soon as he does, Blackie will bump both ofthem off.
除非教授先把布莱基说死。 That is, unless the professor talks Blackie to death first.
所以你看，整个原则… Soyou see, the entire principle...
是化学、生物和动态相结合的影响。 is a combination of chemical, biological and dynamic influencing.
别再拖延了!你已经用了一个小时的大词了。 Cut out the stalling! For an houryou've been using big words.
教授，看在上帝的份上，别再拖延了。我想回家。 professor, forthe love of Mike, cut out the stalling. I want to go home.
如果这家伙不来的话，你们俩都得躺在床上回家。我想隐身。 You'll both go home on a slab ifthis guy don't come through. I want to be invisible.
我不怪你。这将是一个明显的进步。 I don't blameyou. Itwould be a decided improvement.
教授，你要么跟我们合作… Now, professor, you either play ball with us...
或者我们粗暴对待这位女士。 orwe get rough with the lady.
玩球吗?。我从来不擅长玩游戏。 play ball?. I was never any good at games.
你们能明白我的心情。把那台机器的工作原理全盘托出。 You know what I mean. Come clean about how that machine works.
让我隐形，否则。 Make me invisible, or else.
我宁愿选择“别的”。 I would very much rather "else."
那台机器不是我发明的…… I did not invent that machine...
让你这样的杀手隐形。 to make killers likeyou invisible.
你怎么知道我是个杀人犯? How doyou know /'m a killer?
你有所有的专项拨款，我的朋友 You have all the earmarks, myfriend,
收缩的脑室， The constricted cerenellum,
后移的额骨，龙氏耳垂。 the receding frontal bone, the Lombrosian earlobe.
我都知道了，对吧?嗯哼。 I got all that, huh?. Mm-hmm.
你还会得到…… Andyou are also given,,,
突然和意外的大哭。 to sudden and unexpected outbursts ofweeping.
你知道什么? Well, what doya know?.
如果你像我一样被流放，你也会哭的。 You'd cry, too, ifyou was exiled like me.
有时我想我再也不能忍受了。 Sometimes I think I can hardly stand it any longer.
嘿,女士! Hey, lady!
那东西会融化你的桥梁 Thatstuff'll melt yournridgework,
不可能的。我没有任何桥工。 Impossible. I haven't any bridgework.
他是不是很傻，教授?我一点感觉都没有。 Isn't he silly, professor?. I don't feel a thing.
试剂一定还在起作用。 The reagent must be still functioning.
这是分子间的对抗。 There's a molecular antagonism, you know.
我不懂科学术语，但酒精曾经是我的生意。 I don't get the scientific lingo, but alcohol used to be my business.
但那东西实际上是t.n.t.。 But that stuff is practicallyT.N.T.
那样的话，女士，发发善心吧， Oh, in that case-- Lady, have a heart,
我见过他们喝护发素，我也见过他们喝香草，但从没见过这个! I've seen 'em drink hair tonic, I've seen 'em drinkvanilla, but never this!
老板,看! Boss, look!
看！ Look!
好啊! Attagirl!
把这个… Take this,,,
,, ! and that!
在这里/我，/如果你走得快，你还能赶上我穿着裙子， Here / am, /fyou move fast,you can still catch me in the dress,
哦，比那还快，Here / am， Oh, faster than that, Here / am,
不，不，不，这里， No, no, no, Over here,
我不知道自己的力量有多大。 I don't know my own strength.
打一杆! Stri ke one!
当心，矮子。你是下一个。 Look out, shorty. You're next.
最好把它放下，否则你会把它弄坏的。 Better put that down oryou'll break it.
在那里。现在你看起来像条鱼。黑人!黑人! There. Now you look like a fish. Blackie! Blackie!
黑人!你这条大鱼。 Blackie! You big fish.
一点点这个就能让你马上入睡。 A little bit ofthis will putyou right to sleep.
你比看起来还晕 You're even dizzier thanyou look,
罢工两! Strike two!
现在要把布莱基弄黑， And now to nlack out Blackie,
你说呢，布莱基? What do you say, Blackie?.
你和我用你那把精细的梳子把这个房间检查一遍怎么样? How about you and I going over this room with your fine-tooth comb?.
只有这样你才能找到我。 That's the only way you'll ever find me.
如何在聚会上玩得开心。为什么要做壁花? How to have fun at parties. Why be a wallflower?.
你也可以在六堂简单的课程中隐形， You, too, can ne invisinle in six easylessons,
让你的朋友大吃一惊。让你自己。 Amaze your friends. Amaze yourself.
现在，跟我来。 Now, just follow me.
来吧，小黑。 Come on, Blackie.
你可能抓不住我，但你可能会明白其中的诀窍。 You may not be able to catch me, but you might catch on to the trick.
在这里。 Over here.
我一直想知道这东西是怎么用的，亲爱的，它很漂亮，不是吗? /'ve always wondered how this thing works, My, nut it's pretty, isn't it?
来吧，小黑。来吧，让我们仔细看看。 Come on, Blackie. Come on, let's look at this closer.
这种方式。我来了。 This way. Here I am.
整个秘诀就是触摸金属丝圆筒。 Now the whole secret is to touch the wire cylinder.
你一定很震惊吧 That must ne quite a shock toyou,
罢工三!你出去! Strike three! You're out!
-你好吗?——好。我解开的。 - How am / doing? - Fine. Untie me.
还没有，教授，外面还有很多，你在这里更安全， Notyet, professor, There are more ofthem outside, You're safer here,
哟!把他们安置在另一条巷子里! Whee! Set 'em up in the other alley!
猫小姐! Miss Kitty!
是的,教授。你还好吗? Yes, professor. Are you all right?
感觉从来没有这么好过。 Never felt better.
瞧，我是我所察看的一切的主人!好, Look, I 'm mistress of all I survey! Good,
我的脚好像有点不舒服。 Something seems to be the matterwith my feet.
他们都被绑起来了，是吧? They're all tied up, Huh?.
我从没想过这个。 I never thought of that.
嘿，有人来了。 Hey, somebody's coming.
/我想是——是的，是迪克! / think it's-- Yes, it's Dick!
他救不了我，他救不了。 He can't rescue me this easy, he can't.
/如果他想要我，就让他为我而战， /fhe wants me, let him fight forme,
你从后门走，我从前门走。 You take the back door and I'll take the front door.
我会比你先到布鲁克林。哦，不，你不需要。 And I'll be in Brooklyn before you. Oh, no, you don't.
打开里面的门! Open up in there!
我们会把他们吓跑的。是的，我们会吓到他们的。 We'll scare 'em out. Yeah, we'll scare them.
那是我听过最吵的蚱蜢了。 Those are the noisiest grasshoppers I ever heard.
克里斯托弗·哥伦布!我们被击中了! Christopher Columbus! We're being shot at!
的帮助!的帮助! Help! Help!
基蒂。我们得去找她。让我们试着让她来找我们。 It's Kitty. We've got to go to her. Let's try and make her come to us.
这里，基蒂，基蒂，基蒂。 Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
在这里,基蒂。在这里,基蒂。 Here, Kitty. Here, Kitty.
这里，小猫，小猫，小猫，这里，小猫， Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Here, Kitty,
你活该。 It serves you right.
这就是你把我放进土耳其浴把我变成男高音的下场。 That's what you get for putting me in that Turkish bath and turning me into a tenor.
你出卖了我。 You double-crossed me.
当然，我出卖了你。这是你自找的。 Sure, I double-crossed you. You had it coming toyou.
我——哎呀! I-- Gee!
我拿回了我的烟斗。谢谢,老板。 I got my pipes back. Thanks, boss.
没关系。 That's all right.
过去的就让它过去吧。 Let bygones be bygones.
现在我的烟斗没了。 Now my pipes are gone.
-救命啊!-我不知道我为什么要害怕。 - Oh, help! - I don't know why I should be afraid.
教授，凯蒂在哪儿?不，不，不是那个! professor, where's Kitty?. No, no, not that!
除了这个，什么都可以! Anything nut that!
-那是什么?-是凯蒂打来的。 - What was that?. - That was Kitty.
救命,救命!我溺水了! Help, help! I'm drowning!
你在哪里? Where are you?.
就在你身边。 Right beside you.
我们最终还是深深地爱上了对方。 We fell for each other in a big way after all.
你全身湿透了，但我爱你。 You're all wet, but-- but I loveyou.
他可能有罗素太太的肤色， Well, he may have Mrs. Russell's coloring,
但他很像我们家的人，先生。 but he definitely resembles our side ofthe family, sir.
他的眼睛像你。哦，是的，我的眼睛完全正确。 He has your eyes. Oh, yes, my eyes exactly.
我对此不太确定。 I'm not so sure about that.
教授，你觉得他长得像谁?有点像我，你不觉得吗? Who doyou think he looks like, professor? A bit like me, don't you think?.