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‪好爽 Yes!
‪天啊 Oh, shit!
‪天啊 God!
‪好爽 Oh, shit!
‪天啊 Oh! God!
‪-剛才真… -我知道 - That was… - I know.
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‪-你真… -我知道 - You are… - I know.
‪厲害 …so good.
‪我知道 I know.
‪我很厲害 I am so good.
‪我也很厲害 I was pretty good too.
‪對啊 Yeah.
‪但是不如我厲害 But not as good as me.
‪凱特應該沒聽見吧 You don't think Kate heard, do you?
‪肯定聽到了 Oh, definitely.
‪別裝作你不愛這樣 你很愛出風頭 Don't pretend you don't love it. You are an exhibitionist.
‪我沒有 I am not!
‪如果小塔·哈特高潮了 If Tully Hart has an orgasm,
‪卻沒幾個人聽見 ‪以你的標準都不算叫床了 and five random strangers aren't there to hear it, does it make a sound?
別說得好像只有我是怪人 Don't act like I'm the only weirdo here.
‪威利教授 你才是那個 ‪喜歡跟自己的學生廝混的人 You're the one who gets off sneaking around with your student, Professor Wiley.
你很久以前就不是我學生了 You haven't been my student in a long time.
‪別提醒我 現在都他媽1984年了 ‪我還陷在這個沒前途的工作裏 Don't remind me. It's 19-fucking-84 and I'm still stuck in this dead-end job.
‪這麼多年了 天啊 ‪在我弄死卡羅爾之前弄死我 It's been years. God, kill me before I kill Carol.
‪什麼 大家都愛 "卡羅爾動手做" What? Everyone loves "Carol Does It."
‪她永遠都不會走的 She is never gonna leave.
‪我永遠都不會出鏡 I am never gonna get on camera.
‪我想成為一位幹勁十足的80年代女性 I'm trying to be a go-getter woman of the '80s
‪但是我的 "幹勁" 絲毫不起效 ‪所以我 "十足" 討厭這個工作 and I'm going exactly nowhere and I'm getting sick of it.
‪也許你只需要換個環境 Maybe you just need a change of scenery.
-‪你考慮過北卡羅來納州嗎 -什麼 我為什麼要考慮 - Have you considered North Carolina? - What? Why would I?
‪我得到了個工作機會 I got a job offer.
‪北卡羅來納州大學終身教職 Tenure track. UNC.
‪我去那裏教書 I go down there, teach,
‪你和我一起去 ‪你在當地電視台找份工作 you come with me, you get a job in the local station.
‪我們結婚… We get married.
‪生幾個孩子 Have a couple kids.
‪你已經有一個孩子了 You already have a kid.
‪她只在夏天和節假日時過來 She'll visit summers and holidays.
‪你會是一個了不起的繼母 You'd make a spectacular stepmom.
‪聽我說 Come on.
‪你可以在KPOC電視台一事無成… You can go nowhere with KPOC…
‪或者你可以跟我去別的地方 or you can go somewhere else with me.
‪你考慮下 Think about it.
‪醒醒啦 Wakey-wakey!
‪-走開 凱特在睡覺 -我愛出風頭嗎 - Ugh. Go away. Kate is sleeping. - Am I an exhibitionist?
‪不啊 你只是做什麼事情都要別人注意到 No, you just don't like doing anything without an audience.
‪根本不是這樣 Ha! That is not even true.
‪查德 Oh, Chad! Oh, Chad!
-查德 -‪別嫉妒 - Chad! - Don't be jealous.
說得好像我會嫉妒你和查德·威利 Like I would ever be jealous of you and Chad Wiley.
‪別來這套了 Oh, not this again.
‪他是個對學生下手的變態 He's a creep who preys on students.
‪-就一個學生 -我確定你不是首個 - One student. - I'm sure you were not the first one.
‪不是他對我下手 我才是捕食者 And he didn't prey on me. I was the aggressor.
‪淚水 分手 發神經 ‪還有震耳欲聾的和好性愛 It's the tears, the breakups, the drama, the ear-splitting makeup sex.
‪-我們的關係是很有激情的 -注定要失敗的 不正常的 - We have a very passionate relationship. - Doomed and dysfunctional.
‪他讓我搬到北卡羅來納州 ‪和他生孩子 He asked me to move to North Carolina and have his babies.
‪聽起來… Oh, well, that sounds like...
‪總好過留在這裏給卡羅爾端咖啡 Better than staying here and fetching coffee for Carol
‪天知道還要給她端上多少年 for the next God knows how long.
‪我不再年輕了 查德愛我 I'm not getting any younger, and Chad loves me.
‪你們在一起的一半時間都在分手 Half the time you guys are together you're breaking up.
‪另一半的時間相當愉快 The other half is pretty great.
‪愉快到你想拋下所有夢想 ‪追隨他的腳步 So great that you want to put all your dreams aside and go follow him?
‪也許是時候開始新夢想了 Maybe it's time for new dreams.
‪約翰尼今天從薩爾瓦多回家 Johnny's coming home today from El Salvador.
‪是 沒錯 Oh. Yeah, that's right.
-‪已經六周了 你緊張嗎 -我為什麼要緊張 - It's been like six weeks. You nervous? - Why would I be nervous?
‪裙子真好看 新的嗎 Nice dress. Is it new?
‪不是特別新 Oh, not especially.
‪上邊還掛著標籤呢 The tag's still on it.
‪你很漂亮 凱蒂 You look great, Katie.
‪我不是穿給他看的 I am not wearing it for him.
‪我知道 我就是說一下 I know. I'm just saying.
‪好吧 但是我不… Yeah, but I didn't...
‪我才沒有在取悅約翰尼·萊恩呢 I do not care about impressing Johnny Ryan.
‪我相信你 I believe you.
‪我現在和馬特在一起 I'm with Mutt now.
‪確實 For sure.
‪我很開心 你知道嗎 也是時候了 And I'm happy. And you know what? It is about damn time.
‪我同意 馬特很好 Dig it. Mutt is great.
‪他是個接吻高手 And he is a phenomenal kisser.
‪他聞起來異常清新… And he smells, like, surprisingly fresh...
‪就像暴風雨中的木屑香 like wood chips in a rainstorm.
‪我等下一定要聞聞他 Ooh, I gotta smell him later.
‪他的體毛很濃密 但是我喜歡 ‪他荷爾蒙爆棚 And he's hairy, but I like it. Like, he's like a man, you know.
‪性感的楚巴卡 火辣的雪怪 Sexy Chewbacca. A hot yeti.
‪他就像伐木工人 但是很溫柔 Like a lumberjack, but gentle.
‪他很善良 把我看作女神 And he's kind. I mean, he treats me like a goddess.
雪怪愛慕你 That yeti adores you.
‪真不敢相信 ‪我苦等了約翰尼萊恩兩年 Can't believe I was pining for Johnny Ryan for two years
‪而馬特就在我眼皮底下 when Mutt was just right under my nose.
‪聞起來像木屑 Smelling like wood chips.
‪天啊 如果你們結婚了 ‪你就必須要用雙姓了 Oh, my God, if you guys get married, you have to hyphenate your name.
‪凱特穆拉基-穆托波利斯 天啊 Kate Mularkey-Muttopolis. Oh, God.
天啊 Oh, God.
‪穆拉基-穆托波利斯 這太扯了 Mularkey-Muttopolis. It's genius!
‪穿衣服去 我們要遲到了 Get dressed. We're gonna be late.
‪小塔 Tully!
‪醒醒 我們要遲到了 ‪你的預約是在一個半小時後 Wake up! We're gonna be late. Your appointment is in half an hour.
‪我的預約是在七天後 My appointment is in seven days.
‪不是的 我親自預約的 No, I made it myself.
‪不是的 我推遲了 No, and I postponed it.
‪你不能老是這樣 You can't keep doing this.
‪你懷孕了 我知道你不想面對 You are pregnant. I know you don't want to deal,
‪但逃避不是處理的方法 but not dealing is not how we're gonna deal.
‪我完全打算面對 I fully plan to deal with it…
‪改天再說 現在別煩我了 some other time. Now get off my back.
‪麥克斯說什麼 What does Max say?
‪他說無論我想怎樣… He says… …whatever I want…
他都支持 he'll support.
‪我的身體我做主 My body, my choice.
‪-諸如此類的廢話 -很好 這孩子說得對 - Yada yada. All that crap. - Good. Kid's got it right.
‪與此同時 他還熱淚盈眶 非常高興 Meanwhile, he's all misty-eyed and happy.
‪那天 他真的托起了我的肚子 ‪就很… The other day, he literally cupped my belly. It was...
我差點打他 I almost smacked him.
‪-太溫馨了 -太詭異了 - That is so sweet. - It's weird.
‪他太貼心 太支持我了 He's being too nice, too supportive.
‪-我不相信 -因為你就是神經兮兮的 - I don't trust it. - Because you need there to be drama.
‪有沒有可能 ‪你終於愛上了一個好男人呢 Is it possible you finally fell for a nice guy?
‪或者他只是看上了我的錢 Or he's just looking to cash in.
‪你這麼想 Ugh. You think?
‪他都30歲了 還在和室友住 你想想吧 Well, he's 30 years old, still has a roommate. Think about it.
‪把一個名女人的肚子搞大 ‪一輩子衣食無憂 搞定 Knock up the famous lady, get set for life. Ka-ching!
‪或者他只是很喜歡你 而且想當爸爸 Or he just really likes you and wants to be a dad.
‪不太可能 Doubtful.
‪人人都為自己 穆拉基 Everyone's got an angle, Mularkey.
‪不管怎樣 我們明天要見面 Anyway, we're supposed to get together tomorrow,
‪談談所有的事情 做一些決定 talk about everything, make some decisions.
‪很好 Great!
‪金伯的採訪怎麼樣 Oh, what's going on with the Kimber interview?
‪我上封面了嗎 Did I make the cover?
‪我還不知道 你瞭解金伯的 Ah. I don't know yet. You know Kimber,
‪她不喜歡透露自己正在創作中的文章 she doesn't like to reveal her works in progress.
‪-她說這會帶來霉運 -那你至少看了照片吧 - She says it's bad luck. - Well, have you at least seen the photos?
‪說實話 我看起來腫嗎 Tell the truth, do I look puffy?
‪那些照片很美 你光彩照人 They're gorgeous. You are glowing.
‪我能感覺到自己在膨脹… I can feel myself expanding.
‪就像微波爐裏的棉花軟糖 Like a marshmallow in a microwave.
‪你瘋了 你看著一點變化都沒有 You're crazy. You look exactly the same.
‪我的天啊 Oh, my God!
‪這可是我的寬鬆褲 These are my fat pants.
‪我就說嘛 你穿上這條牛仔褲 ‪太迷人了 I told you. I told you, I told you. You are a fox in those jeans.
‪我媽媽不喜歡這條褲子 My mom hates them.
‪她說它只會變髒 She says that they're just gonna get dirty.
‪聽說過洗衣機嗎 Ever heard of a washing machine?
‪"沒有牛仔褲值六周的零花錢 ‪凱瑟琳·穆拉基" "No jeans are worth six weeks' allowance, Kathleen Mularkey."
‪好吧 除了這一條 Yeah, except for those.
你看起來像蘇珊·黛 You look like Susan Dey.
‪你走過的時候 我看見喬希·邁耶 ‪癡癡地看著你 You know, I saw Josh Meyer drooling over you when you walked by.
‪-不是吧 -我真的看見了 - You did not. - I did so!
‪他都快勃起了 He practically had a boner.
‪真的嗎 Really?
‪天啊 Oh, shit!
‪怎麼了 是草嗎 What? Oh. no, is it grass?
我就知道 ‪不該穿這條褲子坐在地裏 I knew I shouldn't have sat on that field.
‪我的天啊 Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
‪天啊 小塔 我覺得我在出血 Oh, my God, Tully. Tully. Tully! I think I'm hemorrhaging.
‪-我需要馬上看醫生 -隻是你的例假而已 - I need a doctor right now. - It's just your period.
‪對啊 Right.
‪當然 Duh.
‪這是你第一次來嗎 Oh, is it your first one?
‪不是 No.
‪是的 Yeah.
‪恭喜你 你現在成為女人了 Congratulations, you're a woman now!
‪-我要做什麼 -我們需要慶祝一下 - What am I gonna do? - We need to celebrate.
‪不 我要怎麼從這個衛生間出去 No. No, I mean, how am I gonna get out of this bathroom?
‪這是我們的第一期 "閨蜜時刻" 海濱別墅贈品 This is our first Girlfriend Hour Beach House Giveaway!
‪獲勝者是… And the winner is...
我必須要從過道上 ‪跳舞下來嗎 Do I have to dance down the aisle?
‪感覺像是我在模仿艾倫 It just feels like I'm trying to be Ellen.
‪約翰尼 你好 製片人先生 ‪你能注意一下我嗎 Johnny? Hello? Mister Producer, can we have some attention here?
‪對不起 你還記得我的攝影師朋友曼多嗎 Sorry. You remember my friend Mando, the photographer?
‪他剛從伊拉克回來 從西雅圖路過 He's just back from Iraq. He's passing through Seattle.
‪我想我們可以盡量見個面 ‪在我走之前徵求些建議 Thought we might try and get together. Get some advice before I go.
‪我很高興你找到了新工作 I'm really happy for you that you have a new job,
‪但你還要在這裏工作一個月 but you still work here for another month.
‪我還在付錢讓你製作我的節目 I'm still paying you to produce my show.
‪-收到 上司 -我們要從頭開始嗎 - Roger that, boss. - Should we take it from the top?
‪-好啊 -很好 - I would love to. - Great.
‪這是我們的第一期 "閨蜜時刻" 海濱別墅贈品 獲… This is our first Girlfriend Hour Beach House Giveaway! And the...
‪我們還得封閉排練 小塔 Hey! We still have to block for camera, Tully.
‪大廳裏擠滿了等著進來的粉絲 There is a lobby full of fans waiting to get in here.
‪等你上心的時候 發封郵件給我 Yeah, email me when you give a shit.
‪全體休息五分鐘 Everyone take five.
‪特維斯 我是凱特 你好嗎 Hey, Travis, it's Kate. What's up?
‪特維斯 很抱歉我一直沒跟你聯繫 Travis, I'm so sorry I have not been in touch.
‪我一直都在迴避你 I've just been avoiding you.
‪我很抱歉我前夫打了你 I am so sorry that my estranged husband punched you
‪由於我們的精神出軌 because of our emotional affair.
‪我做了個關於你的春夢 I had a sex dream about you,
‪我希望我們或許可以讓它成真 and I was hoping that maybe we can make it come true.
‪嗨 我是特維斯 Hi, this is Travis.
‪喂 我是特維斯 Hello? This is Travis here.
‪該死 Shit!
‪喂 Hello?
‪不是的 我剛剛確實打給你了 ‪我的電話那會兒出了毛病 Yeah, no, I did just call you. Something was just wrong with the phone.
‪我想聯繫你一下 ‪看看你想不想… 聚聚 I thought I'd reach out and see if maybe you… wanted to hang?
‪我是凱特 凱特·穆拉基 It's Kate. Kate Mularkey.
‪不是 這是我的工作電話 是的 No, this is my work phone. Yeah.
‪沒有 我只是保持低調 ‪想躲開緋聞風暴 Nope, just been laying low trying to ride out the gossip storm.
‪我敢肯定學校大多數人‪都在談我們空穴來風的 I'm sure most of the school's talking about our affair
‪風流韻事 對吧 and we never even got to have it. Right?
‪總之 Um, anyway…
‪我只是想知道 你想不想明天聚聚 I was just wondering if maybe you wanted to get together tomorrow.
‪孩子們要去參加 ‪夜間青年科學家之旅 而且… The kids are going to be away at that overnight young scientists trip and...
‪你想來嗎 看 "美國偶像" Do you wanna come over? Watch American Idol?
‪好嗎 太好了 好 好的 Yeah? Great! That's cool. Okay.
‪很期待見到你 好的 I-I look forward to seeing you. Okay.
‪保持濕潤別缺水哦 特維 Keep it moist, Trav.
‪"保持濕潤" "Keep it moist"?
‪我要約會了 I have a date.
‪馬特 天吶 真漂亮 Mutt! Oh, my God, those are gorgeous.
‪它們在你的美麗面前黯然失色 They pale beside your beauty.
‪這是件新裙子嗎 Is that a new dress?
‪不是的 這是… 這是件舊裙子 Oh, no, this is... It's old.
‪-太好看了 你打扮得真漂亮 -我可沒有 - It's really nice! You're all dressed up. - I'm not.
‪為我們的約會準備的 I assume for our date?
‪是的 沒錯 Y-Yes! Right, exactly!
‪我為今晚的約會精心打扮了一番 ‪所以我穿上了這件裙子 I'm all dressed up for our date later tonight. That's why I put this on.
‪你的頭髮造型真好看 ‪我要拍張照 You did your hair all pretty. I gotta get a shot of this.
等等 來吧 Hang on. Here we go.
‪很好 好 不錯 Oh, great. Yes. Yeah.
‪-你好嗎 兄弟 -不錯 ‪等等 看這裏 很好 - Hey, what's up? Hey, mate. - Oh, yeah. Wait, over here. Yeah.
‪約翰尼 Johnny.
‪瞧瞧他 這表情不錯 Look at him. There's a picture.
‪-嗨 -嗨 - Hey. - Hey.
‪-你回來了 -你看著真糟 - You're back. - You look awful.
‪謝謝你 馬特 Thanks, Mutt.
‪把包給我把 我去給你倒杯咖啡 Here, I'll get you some coffee.
‪-馬上就來 -謝謝你 夥計 - Be right back. - Thanks, bud.
‪你餓了嗎 Are you hungry?
‪你在那家店買的湯讓我魂牽夢縈 I've been dreaming about the soup from that place that you go to.
‪我猜到了 在你的辦公桌上放著呢 I had a feeling. It's on your desk.
‪天啊 我真想親親你 Oh, my God. I could kiss you.
‪你的旅行怎麼樣 How was your trip?
‪其實我想回頭跟你聊一些事 I actually wanted to talk to you about a few things, when you get a chance.
‪現在別了 Not... Not now.
‪我被開除了 Am I fired?
‪不是 No!
‪只是我在旅途中經常想起你 I just, uh, I thought about you, a lot, on my... on my trip.
‪-是嗎 -是嗎 - You did? - You did?
‪對啊 我想你們所有人 Yeah! Yeah, well, I thought about all you guys.
‪我很想念你們這幫傢伙 是吧 I missed you, the gang. Huh?
‪我們也很想你 夥計 沒你就不一樣了 We missed you too, man. Just wasn't the same without you.
對嗎 凱蒂 Right, Katie?
是的 ‪感覺你離開了很久 Yeah. It feels like you've been gone forever.
‪-情況變了很多 -很明顯 - A lot has changed. - Apparently.
‪開什麼玩笑 還是老樣子 ‪一切都還是那麼糟心 Are you kidding? Nothing's changed. Everything's exactly the same shitty shit.
‪他回來了 而且還正是時候 He's back! And about time.
‪-我們需要談談 -好的 - We need to talk. - Okay.
‪小塔 我的咖啡呢 Tully, where's my coffee?
‪可能在咖啡壺裏 太太 Probably in the coffee pot, ma'am.
‪你去給我端一杯如何 Then how 'bout you go fetch me some? Hmm?
‪好的 太太 Yes, ma'am.
‪你知道她討厭你叫她太太 You know she hates it when you call her "ma'am."
‪我知道 那也比女魔頭好聽多了 I know. Better than "demon bitch."
那個女孩態度有問題 That girl has always had an attitude problem,
你不在的時候 她愈發變本加厲 but it has gone sharply downhill in your absence.
‪-她只是在做自己 -不是的 更糟糕 - She's just being Tully. - Oh, no, it's worse.
‪她就像是在盼著被解雇 It's like she's asking to be fired.
‪而且 我非常肯定馬特和凱特 ‪在你的辦公桌上做愛了 Also, I'm pretty sure Mutt and Kate had sex on your desk.
‪我是這麼聽說的 他們倆如膠似漆 That's what I've heard. They're all over each other.
‪太不體面了 It's unseemly.
‪你錯過了很多 You've missed so much.
‪很多期好看的 "卡羅爾來試用" ‪我可以毫不誇張地說 So many great "Carol Tries It," if I do say so.
‪我需要你過一下今天的計劃 ‪我們要去摘蘋果 I need you to go over the plans for today. We're going apple picking!
‪真讓人興奮 - Mmm. - Exciting stuff.
‪你知道的 我曾當選為蘋果園小姐 You do know that I was Miss Apple Orchard.
‪我知道 I do.
‪你當然知道 Of course you do.
‪嗨 兄弟 Hey, man.
‪-我們今晚早點走可以嗎 -我們 - Is it cool if we leave early tonight? - We?
‪我和我女朋友凱特 Me and my lady, Kate.
‪我們要去看尖端藝術家 ‪傑西卡·塔利斯曼 We're going to see this cutting-edge artist, Jessica Talisman.
‪她是女權主義的煽動者 She's this feminist provocateur.
‪她用衛生棉條作畫 ‪然後扔向觀眾 簡直太精彩了 She paints with tampons and chucks 'em at the audience. It's fucking rad.
‪這麼說你和凱特在約會了 So you and Kate, uh, you guys are, um, dating now?
‪我生命裏最美好的兩個星期 ‪我準備好求婚了 Best two weeks of my life! I'm ready to propose.
‪還沒有 大概再過六個月吧 ‪如果我倆對彼此還有感覺 Well, not really. Maybe in like six months or so, if we're both still feeling it.
‪以防萬一 我準備好了我媽的戒指 I got my mom's ring on deck just in case.
‪辦公室裏有傳言說你和凱特… Hey, there's an office rumor going around that you and Kate…
‪在我的辦公桌上 on my desk?
‪怎麼可能呢 辦公桌硬邦邦的 How would that even work? A desk has no give.
‪我習慣在床上 I'm a bed man.
萬不得已 也要用吊床 ‪最起碼我需要個睡袋 In a pinch, hammock man. Minimum, I need a sleeping bag.
‪很好 不好意思 我得問一下 Cool. Sorry, had to ask.
‪另外 我們還沒有做過呢 Plus, we haven't even done it yet.
‪我很榮幸大家覺得我是種馬 I'm flattered that people think I'm such a stud.
‪-我捲入過的最棒的辦公室謠言 -好吧 - Best office rumor I've been a part of. - Okay…
‪薩爾瓦多怎麼樣 那裏的局勢很緊張 So, how was El Salvador, man? Shit's pretty intense down there.
‪對 很緊張 Yeah. Intense.
‪你去看的那個人怎麼樣了 ‪那個牧師 或是神父… Yeah. What about that dude you were visiting, the priest? Father...
‪雷蒙 Ramon.
‪他死了 He's dead.
‪我們在一個檢查站被攔下了 ‪准軍事人員開槍打死了他 We got stopped at a checkpoint. Paramilitary guards shot him,
‪還把他的屍體丟在了一個‪滿是異見者的亂葬崗裏 and dumped his body in a mass grave full of other dissidents.
‪天啊 Holy shit.
‪我要給電視台經理打電話 ‪往那裏派一批人 I'm about to call the station manager. Get a crew down there.
‪我們必須報道這個新聞 夥計 ‪人們需要知道正在發生什麼 We have to tell this story, man. People need to know what's happening.
‪算我一個 我去拿護照 I'm in. I'll get my passport.
‪對啊 夥計 隨便吧 你真是夠賤的 Yes. Dude, whatever. You are such a whore.
‪愛死你了 婊子 Fucking love you, bitch.
‪簡直是神之甘露 你最棒了 Nectar of the gods. You rock.
‪小塔·哈特的文章怎麼樣了 How's the, um, Tully Hart article?
‪簡直太精彩了 絕對的傑作 太棒了 It is fucking fantastic. It is a goddamn masterpiece. It is so good
‪棒到我想把它用作我的交友資料 I want to use it as my dating profile.
‪開玩笑的 窩囊廢才會去網上交友 Just kidding. Online dating's for losers.
‪-我能讀一讀嗎 -等我寫好之後 沒耐心小姐 - Can I read it? - When it's ready, Miss Impatience.
‪還要略微做些改動 There's still a few tweaks to make, but seriously,
‪但說真的 你幫我安排了這個採訪 ‪幫了我很大的忙 you did me such a solid by getting me that interview.
‪我開心死了 所以出去幫了你個大忙 I am so happy that I went out and did you a solid.
‪我為你爭取到了一篇文章 ‪算是感謝你了 I got you an article, as a thank you.
‪等等 真的嗎 署我自己的名 Wait, seriously? My own byline?
‪上司一副這個樣子 "絕對不行" The boss was all like, "No fucking way."
‪"她是個家庭主婦 現在就端個咖啡" "She's a housewife and she gets coffee now,
"‪她不從事這個行業太久了" and she's been out of the industry way too long."
‪但隨後我就說 "凱特是最棒的" But then I was like, "Kate is the best."
‪"如果你不給她這個機會" "If you don't give her this chance,
「‪我就向全世界揭露你隱秘的可卡因問題" I am going to tell the world about your secret cocaine problem."
開玩笑的 我不用說到這個份上 Not really. I didn't have to go there.
‪但是他同意了 ‪所以趁他還沒改主意 快去創作吧 But he said yes! So, go and write it before he changes his mind.
‪太好了 謝謝 但我要寫什麼呢 Great! Thank you! But what am I writing about?
‪你一直推銷的關於老姑娘的東西 The thing you're always pitching about old chicks.
‪經歷婚姻和職業變化的 ‪40歲以上的女人 Oh, women over 40 going through marriage and career changes.
‪對 所有那些更年期的廢話 Yeah, all that menopausal crap.
‪兩天後 寫好1200字 ‪放在我的辦公桌上 I want 1200 words on my desk in two days,
‪快回家去妙筆生風吧 我的寵臣 so go home and write like the wind, my minion.
‪謝謝 Thank you!
‪我們可以派個三人小組去 吉姆 We can do it with a three-person crew, Jim.
‪我已經算過經費了 I've run the numbers.
‪好 好的 我等你 Yep, okay. I'll hold.
‪-大家都在麵包車裏等你 -好的 - Everybody's waiting in the van. - Okay.
‪卡羅爾快把我逼瘋了 Carol is driving me insane.
‪自從你走了 她就失控了 ‪她以為自己是芭芭拉·沃爾特斯 Ever since you left, she's out of control. She thinks she's Barbara fucking Walters.
‪做什麼摘蘋果的節目 笑話 Doing a story on apple picking. It's a joke.
‪是的 我等著呢 好 我馬上就到 Yes. I'll keep holding. Yeah, I'll be down in a sec.
‪我真的受夠了聽她胡亂差遣了 I am seriously sick of doing her bullshit bidding.
‪你是指你的工作嗎 小塔 ‪你受夠了盡到自己的工作職責 You mean your job, Tully? You're sick of doing your job?
‪吉姆 是的 我還在 Jim, yes, still here.
‪因為他們正在以政治信仰為由 ‪將人們扔進亂葬崗裏 Because they're throwing people into mass graves for their political beliefs.
‪這和我們的演示無關 ‪你他媽在跟我開玩笑嗎 Not relevant to our demo. Are you... Are you fucking kidding me?
‪沒錯 我非常生氣 吉姆 You're damn right I'm upset, Jim.
‪我以為你… I thought you...
‪我還以為你重視新聞 I thought you cared about news.
‪真的嗎 Really?
‪好吧 可以 Okay. Yeah.
‪可以 你再回給我 Yeah, you call me back.
‪天啊 不是吧 預備鈴響了 ‪我不能再遲到了 小塔 Oh, my God! No, that's the warning bell! I can't get another tardy, Tully.
‪天啊 誰還在乎遲到啊 ‪你現在是個女人了 God, who cares about tardies? You're a woman now.
‪這真是個噩夢 我出不去了 ‪我就住在衛生間裏了 This is a nightmare. I can never leave. I live in the bathroom now.
‪把你的褲子脫下來 Take off your pants.
‪你想讓我穿著帶血的內褲穿過走廊 You and me to walk down the hall in my bloody underwear
‪而且裏面還塞著衛生紙 with toilet paper shoved in it?
‪不是的 你可以穿我的 No. You can wear mine.
‪-那你穿什麼 -我穿的是裙子 你要不要穿 - Well, what are you gonna wear? - I'm wearing a dress. Would you take them?
‪你那也不是裙子啊 That's not a dress.
‪現在是了 It is now.
‪是不是 See?
‪我非常喜歡這個造型 ‪我想我可能會掀起一股風潮 You know, I'm totally digging this look. I think I might start a trend.
‪天啊 Oh, God.
‪該死 Damn it.
‪我不想加入女人的行列 I want no part of being a woman.
‪我大姨媽來早了 My Aunt Flo came early.
‪是不是很好看 像藝術品 Isn't it pretty? Like art.
‪有事嗎 瑪妮 Hmm. What's up, Marnie?
‪真噁心 Gross.
我們週六都要去傑西家碰面 Uh, so, we're all meeting at Jessie's on Saturday.
‪她從她爸媽那裏偷了很多紅酒 She swiped a bunch of wine from her parents.
‪我不能去 我和凱特約好了 I can't. I have plans with Kate.
‪好吧 你和穆拉基怎麼回事 Okay, what is the deal with you and Mularkey?
‪這是官方的慈善活動嗎 ‪就像給怪胎找朋友那樣 Is it like an official charity thing, you know, like Friends for Freaks?
‪那你就是我的第一個任務了 Then you would have been my first assignment.
‪嗨 凱特 我很喜歡你的眼鏡 Hi, Kate. Oh, I love your glasses.
‪我的姑姥姥伯莎也有一副一樣的 My great-aunt Bertha has the same pair.
‪真的嗎 你姑姥姥伯莎聽起來很火辣 Really? Your great-aunt Bertha sounds hot.
‪我家凱特戴著很性感 My Kate looks like a fox in them.
‪再見 瑪妮 保持真我哦 Oh, bye, Marnie. Stay real.
‪天啊 瑪妮也太欠揍了 God, Marnie's such a bitch-face!
‪我們做了六年最好的朋友 We were best friends for six years,
‪然後她變酷了 就假裝我們從不認識 until she got cool. Pretended we never met.
‪正相反 你才是酷的那個 Opposite. You are the cool one.
‪天啊 我鐵定遲到了 ‪我要怎麼跟弗蘭克爾老師說 Oh, my God, I'm so late. What am I gonna tell Mr. Frankel?
‪什麼也不說 Nothing.
‪-我們要走了 -什麼 - We're leaving. - What?
‪你很酷 凱特穆拉基 You are cool, Kate Mularkey.
‪酷到你要和我偷偷早退 So cool that you're sneaking out early with me.
‪因為人生苦短 今天你成為女人了 Because life is short, and today you are a woman.
‪你不需要學什麼八年級的破玩意 You don't need this eighth-grade shit.
‪我們去慶祝吧 Let's celebrate.
‪走吧 Come on.
‪我是女人了 I am woman!
‪聽我怒吼 Hear me roar!
‪曼多 你這是為了幫我去伊拉克‪做好準備 Mando, this is supposed to prepare me for Iraq?
‪是的 Yep.
‪我還以為你只會拍照片 I thought you only shot pictures.
‪我討厭槍 I hate guns.
‪隨便吧 Whatever.
‪我們不能去酒吧嗎 Can't we just go to a bar or something?
‪你不知道那裏的情況 You don't know what it's like over there.
‪你現在有家室 ‪你要想想你是不是真想… You're a family man now. You should think about whether you really want to...
‪我必須去 我上次沒有報道出來 I have to. I didn't get the story out the last time.
‪我讓他失望了 I let him down.
‪天啊 這和雷蒙有關 Jesus. This about Ramon?
‪都這麼久了 約翰尼 That was a long time ago, Johnny.
报 社
‪這和報道有關 It's about the story.
‪我們想對抗戰爭 ‪但是我們不想瞭解它們 We want to fight wars, but we don't want to know about 'em.
‪我想把雷蒙的故事報道出去 ‪但是我沒能成功 I tried to get Ramon's story out there. I failed.
‪現在我又有機會將真相大白於天下 Now I have another shot to tell the world what is really happening.
‪我不要再失敗了 I'm not gonna fail again.
‪首次採摘的最優質蘋果… Now, where is the best apple…
‪在哪裏呢 …for the first pick?
‪要不別穿高跟鞋了 要不架個梯子 Maybe no heels? Maybe a ladder?
‪再高點 小塔 再拿幾個板條箱 Higher. Tully, more crates.
‪你在逗我玩吧 You've got to be kidding me.
‪馬特的麵包車旁還有板條箱 ‪快去拿 快點 Mutt has more crates over by the van. Run! Now!
‪我恨蘋果 Oh, I hate apples!
‪梯子會更穩一些 A ladder'd be more stable.
這樣更‪有鄉土氣息 好嗎 The crates are folksy. Okay?
鄉土氣 Folksy.
‪我們要試拍一條嗎 Should we try one?
‪約翰尼今天早上無緣無故吼我 Johnny yelled at me this morning for no reason.
‪我差這麼點就辭職了 I am this close to quitting.
‪我們要拍嗎 Should we roll?
‪約翰尼 Johnny?
‪好的 開拍吧 Okay, let's roll it.
‪好的 Okay.
‪嗨 我是卡羅爾·曼蘇爾 Hi, I'm Carol Mansour.
‪之前 我曾被選為 ‪華盛頓州的蘋果女王 Once upon a time, I was picked as Washington State's Apple Queen,
‪很高的榮譽 a very high honor.
‪在華盛頓州 蘋果採摘季 ‪再次迎來了黃金時期 Apple picking season is once again in full bloom here in Washington State.
‪氣味 味道 尋找最佳的採摘選擇 The smell, the taste, the search for the perfect pick.
‪但它有聽起來的那麼神奇嗎 But is it as magical as it sounds?
‪我們試一下 Let's try it.
‪我要為矮胖子祈禱嗎 Should I pray for Humpty Dumpty?
‪我夠到了 I've got it!
‪天啊 卡羅爾 Oh, my God! Carol!
‪-天啊 -我沒夠到 - Oh, my God. - I don't got it.
‪-卡羅爾 你沒事吧 -我的腿 - Carol? Are you okay? - Ow. My leg.
‪該死 Oh, shit.
‪-好的 小心腳下 -好的 - All right, watch your step. - Okay.
‪下來吧 There you go.
‪-我喜歡眼罩 -是嗎 - I like the blindfold. - Yeah?
‪是的 很變態 Yeah, it's kinky.
‪我們早該來次性愛約會了 We are long overdue for a sex date.
‪-是嗎 -對啊 - Yeah? - Yeah.
‪我有個問題 Uh, one question.
‪你要帶我去我被最終處決的現場嗎 Are you leading me to the scene of my eventual murder?
‪-看來你真的不信任我 是嗎 -我信任你… 算是吧 - You really don't trust me, do you? - I trust you… ish.
‪我戴著眼罩呢 所以我必須信任你 I mean, I'm wearing the blindfold, so I must.
‪你不信任我也沒關係 ‪如果你仔細想想 你確實不瞭解我 It's okay not to trust me. You really don't know me if you think about it.
‪像你這樣的人 必須要小心 And people like you, they need to be careful.
‪再強調一遍 我都戴上眼罩了 ‪已經夠不小心了 Again, wearing the blindfold. Not careful.
‪因為你不計後果 ‪而且你有自我毀滅的傾向 'Cause you are reckless and you've got a little self-destructive streak.
‪很好 所以這是個 ‪變態性心理分析約會 Great. So, this is a kinky sex psychoanalysis date.
‪我們這次見面的主要目的 ‪不應該是討論我們的未來嗎 Wasn't this whole thing supposed to be us discussing our future or whatnot?
‪做一些決定 關於… Making some decisions about…
‪一些事情 stuff?
‪-你是說孩子嗎 -對 就是這個 - You mean the baby? Uh-huh. - Yeah, that.
‪首先 我覺得我們要先繞個路 Well, first, I thought we'd take a detour.
‪增進一下對彼此的瞭解 Get to know each other better.
‪-準備好了嗎 -好了 - Are you ready? - Yes!
‪好的 Okay.
‪歡迎來到布洛迪家族 ‪秋季蘋果榨汁節 Welcome to the Brody Family Fall Cider Press Fest.
‪我要見你的家人 I'm meeting your family?
‪驚喜吧 Surprise!
‪天啊 還不如把我處決掉呢 Oh, my God. The murder would have been better.
‪-各位 大家好 -嗨 - Hey, guys. How y'all doin'? - Hi.
‪麥克西 Maxie!
‪-媽媽 你好 -嗨 親愛的 - Mom! How are you? - Hi, my love!
‪裙子真漂亮 Beautiful dress.
‪-謝謝 你太瘦了 -我沒時間吃飯 我太忙了 - Thank you. You look skinny. - I don't have time to eat. I'm busy.
‪這就是那位嗎 她的鞋可真不錯 Is this her? What's up with the shoes?
‪我告訴過你 她很… I told you she was…
‪精緻 fancy.
‪-好吧 Okay.
-我都不知道你會兩種語言 Didn't realize you were bilingual.
‪我有一半的哥倫比亞血統 ‪其實 我小時候會去那裏過夏天 Yeah, half Colombian. Actually, I spent my summers down there when I was a kid.
‪好了 小塔 這是我母親 ‪媽媽 這是小塔 All right, so, Tully, this is my mother. Mom, this is… this is Tully.
‪-很高興見到你 布洛迪太太 -叫我佩德拉薩就可以 - It's so nice to meet you, Mrs. Brody. - It's Pedraza, actually.
‪佩德拉薩醫生 ‪但是你可以叫我伊莎貝爾 Dr. Pedraza, but you can call me Isabel.
‪非常高興見到你 伊莎貝爾 Well, it is so nice to meet you, Isabel.
‪我也很高興見到你 他經常提到你 Nice to meet you, too. He talks about you a lot.
‪我聽說你是在酒吧裏釣到他的 - Hmm. - I hear you picked him up at a bar.
‪你喜歡蘋果酒嗎 我帶你看看 You like apple cider? I'll show you something.
-混蛋 嘿 -老弟 你怎麼樣啊 - Cabron. Hey! - Hermano. Como estas?
見到你真是太好了 Que bueno verte.
‪啊 你這混小子 Ah, you asshole.
‪你這樣的傢伙怎麼就‪跟這麼優秀的女人在一起了 How does a guy like you end up with a woman like that?
‪小塔 這是我哥哥馬克 This is my brother, Mark.
‪-嗨 -馬克 這是小塔 - Hi. - Mark, Tully.
‪他更成功的哥哥 His older, more successful brother.
‪這是我妹妹霍普 Viejo, eso si. This is my sister, Hope.
‪我以前經常看你的節目 ‪但現在我看 "艾倫秀" I used to watch your show, but I watch Ellen now.
‪-沒關係 -你真好看 - Well, that's okay. - You look pretty.
‪我知道他為什麼愛上你了 I see why he's in love with you.
‪我不記得我說過任何關於… Hey, hey, hey… I don't remember saying anything about...
‪我喜歡你的鞋 多少錢 I like your shoes. How much did they cost?
‪這是莫尼·伯拉尼克牌的 Those are Manolo Blahniks.
‪你女朋友穿著一雙400美元的鞋 Your girlfriend's wearing $400 shoes.
‪-我看 "慾望都市" -你多大了 - I watch Sex and the City. - How old are you?
‪麥克西總是鍾情於年長的女性 Maxie's always had a thing for older women.
‪還記得那次他邀請我們的鄰居 ‪去畢業舞會嗎 她都35歲了 Remember that time he asked our neighbor to prom? She was like 35.
‪貝姬就敗在了年齡上 That was the problem with Becky.
‪他前妻太年輕了 比你年輕不少 His wife was too young. A lot younger than you.
-‪我覺得我們讓她有些應接不暇 -你們要來玩嗎 - I think we might be overwhelming her. - Hey, you gonna play?
‪-你們一定要玩 -我們忘了 - You gotta play. - We forgot.
‪-我們還有別的安排 -她肯定要玩的 - We have other plans. - Of course she's gonna play.
-什麼 ‪別啊 -來吧 - What? No, no, no, no! - Oh, come on.
‪這是家族傳統 你會很喜歡的 It's a family tradition. You'll love it.
‪我們要玩什麼 Well, what are we playing?
‪去你的 Up yours!
‪結婚30多年 我還是不懂她 Thirty years of marriage, I still can't understand her.
不錯嘛 Buena.
‪去你的 愛你哦 弟弟 Fuck you. Love to you, little brother.
-滾開 混蛋 -‪別生氣嘛 - Vete a la mierda, cabron. - Hey! Easy.
‪好了 到我了 All right. It's my turn.
‪好了 來吧 All right. Here we go.
‪好的 Okay.
‪對不起 I'm sorry.
‪廢物 Loser! Loser! Loser!
‪你的家人真有趣 Your family is such a trip.
‪-你爸媽… -是啊 太膩歪了 是吧 我知道 - Your parents are... - Yeah. Sickeningly in love, right? I know.
‪不 很美好 No, it's beautiful.
‪在這樣的示範下成長 你很幸運 You're lucky to have grown up with an example like that.
‪真的很糟糕 ‪我永遠也達不到他們的標準 Yeah, it sucks. I'll never measure up.
‪我不是吐槽我完美的家人 我知道… I mean, not to complain about my perfect family. I know…
‪你小的時候媽媽就去世了 your mom died when you were just a kid.
‪對啊 我都忘了我告訴過你 Right. I forgot I told you that.
‪你從沒跟我說過發生了什麼 You never told me what happened.
‪-是怎麼… -你的兄弟姐妹都很好 - How did, um... - Your siblings are so great.
‪我很喜歡你妹妹 I really love your sister.
‪對啊 她是最棒的 Yeah. Yeah, she's the best.
‪我最喜歡她了 She's... She's my favorite person.
‪雖然她最近確實有點爭強好勝 Although she does have a little bit of competition these days.
‪我要告訴你… I should tell you…
‪其實 即便我們… you know, even if we…
‪生下這個寶寶 它也… have this baby, it's...
‪它也不是通往名利的金獎券 It's not like a golden ticket to fame and fortune.
‪天啊 你覺得我是這個目的 Jesus. Is that what you think I'm doing here?
‪不是 萬一你… No, I mean, in case you were...
‪小塔 為什麼每次 ‪我們開始要更親密的時候 Tully, why is it that whenever we actually start to have an intimate moment,
‪你都要不遺餘力地搞砸呢 you try your best to fuck it up?
‪-什麼 我不是在這麼做 -得了吧 - Excuse me? That's not what I'm doing. - Come on.
‪你真覺得我在乎名利 Did you really think I give a shit about wealth or fame?
‪因為從我的角度看你的生活 'Cause from where I'm standing, looking at your life,
‪這雙400美元的鞋 ‪沒給你帶來任何快樂 all those $400 pair of shoes, they haven't bought you any happiness.
‪鞋不是我買的 I didn't buy those shoes.
節目免費附贈的 I got them for free from the show.
‪很好 小塔 你完完全全錯過了重點 Nice, nice, nice, Tully. Way to completely miss that point.
‪聽著… Look…
‪我不瞭解你 I don't… I don't know you.
‪我不知道你想從我身上得到什麼 I don't know what you want from me.
‪我什麼都不想得到 小塔 I don't want shit from you, Tully.
‪我想瞭解你 ‪我想帶你來這裏見我的家人 I wanted to get to know you. I wanted to bring you here to meet my family
‪因為你懷著我的孩子 因為某些時候 because you're carrying my baby, and because sometimes
‪你沒完全推開我的時候 你其實… when you're not completely pushing me away, you actually...
‪你開始讓我覺得… You start to make me think that...
‪我不知道 好吧 I don't know, okay.
‪如果成名讓你無法信任他人 那好 Just, you know, if being famous makes you incapable of trust, that's cool.
‪那就不要信任我 Just keep me out of it.
‪我只是… 我必須要小心 I'm just... I have to be careful.
‪好吧 這是個錯誤 Right, this was a mistake.
‪-我們… 我們走吧 -不 等一下 - Let's just... I don't know, let's just go. - No, wait.
‪霍普說的是真的嗎 Is what Hope said true?
‪什麼 我愛上你了嗎 What, that I'm in love with you?
‪該死 Oh, shit!
‪-你忘了 -我忘了 - You forgot. - I forgot.
‪真的很抱歉 ‪我寫的文章快到截止期了 I forgot. I'm so sorry. I'm on a deadline for an article I'm writing.
‪-從昨天起我就在埋頭苦寫 -我理解 下次吧 - I've not even looked up since yesterday. - Understood. Another time.
‪不 等一下 我需要吃東西 ‪我需要休息一下 No, wait, wait! I... I need to eat. I could use a break.
‪進來 隨便坐 我去… Come in and hang out, and I'll just...
‪我馬上就下來 真的很抱歉 I'll be back down in one second. I'm so sorry.
‪該死 Shit.
‪KPOC电视台 塔科马 ‪西雅图办公室
‪真是太驚險了 That was so gnarly.
‪我看見卡羅爾腿裏的骨頭都刺出來了 I saw bone sticking out of Carol's leg.
‪給醫院打電話 ‪看看你能不能拿到報告 Call the hospital. See if you can get a report.
‪在你開始鼓吹取代卡羅爾之前… And before you start campaigning to replace Carol...
‪行了 我很確定你可以把 ‪摔下來的鏡頭剪掉 Yeah, I'm sure you can edit around the fall.
‪她明天就回來 ‪真的無所謂 我要回家了 She'll be back tomorrow. You know, it doesn't even matter. I'm going home.
‪你需要幫忙嗎 You need anything?
‪我可以留下來剪輯片段 I can stay and help edit the piece.
‪沒關係 我可以的 ‪我知道你今晚有約會 No, I got this. I know you've got plans tonight.
‪你不是有什麼事要跟我說嗎 Wasn't there something you wanted to talk to me about?
‪可以等等再說 Eh, it can wait.
‪我想聽關於你旅行的事 I'd like to hear about your trip.
‪如果你需要聊聊 我不介意留下來 I don't mind staying behind if you need to talk about it.
‪作為你的上司 ‪我命令你去和馬特約會 As your boss, I command you to go on your little date with Mutt.
‪我這話… That was a…
‪抱歉 I'm sorry.
‪沒關係 It's okay. Um…
‪明天見 I will see you tomorrow.
‪好的 Yeah.
‪我願意當一天的女人 I'd like to be a woman for a day.
‪感受與地球 大自然 ‪月亮還有潮汐的連接 Feel that connection with the Earth, the nature, the moon, tides.
‪別忘了腹脹 痛經還有不平等 Don't forget the bloating, the cramps, the inequality.
‪對啊 但是每個月你都被提醒有能力創造生命 Yeah, but every month you're reminded that you have the power to generate life!
‪看這個 Look at that!
‪約翰尼不太對勁 他表現得像個… Something's wrong with Johnny. He's acting like...
‪混蛋 An asshole.
‪他很痛苦 小塔 He's hurting, Tull.
‪他的朋友在薩爾瓦多死了 His... His friend died in El Salvador.
‪神父雷蒙死了 Father Ramon died?
‪真是… 太可怕了 That's… awful.
‪但這不是他對我們大吼大叫 ‪衝我們亂發脾氣的理由 But it doesn't give him a pass to yell at us and treat us like shit.
‪別這樣 小塔 Come on, Tully.
‪抱歉 我浪費了兩年時間 ‪在這份工作上日漸頹靡 I'm sorry. I've wasted two years rotting away in this job.
‪對於約翰·尼萊恩看不到我的能力 ‪我已經忍受到了這種程度 I have had it up to here with Johnny Ryan not seeing what I'm capable of.
‪-也許是時間離開了 -是的 - Maybe it's time to move on. - I think it is.
‪約翰尼不知道他要失去什麼 Johnny doesn't know what he's losing.
‪我要再來一杯 Well, I need another drink.
‪每次你一說 "約翰尼" 我就喝一小口 I've been taking a sip every time you say "Johnny,"
‪想不到吧 我喝完了 and wouldn't you know, I'm out.
‪-抱歉了 -再來一杯 - I'm sorry. - Refill please.
‪為什麼大家都這麼不開心 Why is everyone so unhappy?
‪生活很美好 今晚真開心 Life is good. It's a beautiful night.
你是個混蛋 You're an ass.
‪-凱特 -什麼事 - Kate? - Mm-hmm?
‪你的吻技真的非常好 You're a really, really good kisser.
‪你要和我回家嗎 Would you come home with me?
‪不一定要做什麼事 Not necessarily to do anything.
‪我們可以聊聊天或者看看電視 We could just talk or watch TV.
‪我只是不希望今夜如此結束 I just don't want this night to end.
‪可是我一個朋友遇到了難事 The thing is I have this friend who's going through a thing,
‪我真的覺得我應該去看看他們 ‪改天好嗎 and I just really feel like maybe I should go check in on them. Rain check?
‪好在我們住在西雅圖 Good thing we live in Seattle.
‪我會很快兌換這張"改天"票 I'm cashing that rain check ASAP.
‪太棒了 凱特 Wow. This is fantastic, Kate.
非常有才 ‪很真實 很有趣 It's, uh, smart and real and funny.
‪謝謝 我其實對這篇文章很滿意 Thank you. I actually feel really good about it.
‪金伯給了我這個絕佳的機會 ‪我不能讓她失望 Kimber's giving me this big break. I can't let her down.
‪但到這裏就沒了下文 But you kind of just trail off here.
‪-結尾是什麼 -我還沒有寫 - What's the end? - I haven't written it yet.
‪我不知道該以呼籲大家做出行動結尾 ‪還是以對希望的預示結尾 I can't decide whether to end on, like, a battle cry to action or a note of hope.
‪我選希望 My vote is hope.
‪我很開心你為了我換衣服 You know, I like that you changed clothes for me.
‪不 我沒有 我就是… Oh, no, I didn't. I just had a, um...
‪好吧 我有 Okay, I did.
‪但是我要告訴你 ‪你襯衫後面掛著一條內褲 But, I should tell you that you have a pair of underwear stuck to your back.
‪天啊 經期內褲 我… Oh, God! Period panties! I…
‪你真的很… You are extremely…
‪沒有防備心 凱特·穆拉基 disarming, Kate Mularkey.
‪糟了 我有一堆數據沒有放到文章裏 Oh, shit! I have a bunch of stats I didn't get put in the article.
‪我一直在編纂這本活頁夾 ‪萬一金伯哪天同意我寫東西就可以用 I've been compiling this whole binder in case Kimber finally said yes.
‪糟了 我一定是落在辦公室了 Fuck! I must have left it at the office.
‪好吧 那我們去拿活頁夾 All right. Well, let's go get that binder!
‪-真的嗎 -當然了 - Really? - Hell yes!
‪這是我最近幾年最開心的時候了 This is like the most fun I've had in ages.
‪我不怎麼出門 I don't get out much.
‪另外 我喜歡和你在一起 Plus, I like being with you.
‪來吧 我們走 Come on, let's go.
‪這是內戰 是革命 我們也有過 It's a civil war! A revolution! You know, we had one too.
‪你說沒人聽說過薩爾瓦多 ‪是什麼意思 首先 不是這樣的 What do you mean nobody's heard of El Salvador? First, that's not true.
‪其次 我們應該聽聽那裏的事 And secondly, we should hear about it!
‪地方視角是什麼 What's the local angle? Um…
‪一個在美國本土受過教育的男人 How about a man educated in this country, in America,
‪他回到了自己的國家… ‪他並非戰士或者狂熱分子 he goes back to his country, not a warrior, not a... not a zealot,
‪他只是一個普通人 一個牧師… but an ordinary guy, a priest...
‪他在那裏看到的… and what he sees there…
‪他目睹到的是不公與謀殺 what he witnesses. Injustice, murder.
‪他不能保持沉默 He can't stay silent.
‪他必須要發聲 他必須要… He has to speak. He has to...
‪他必須為那些沒有發言權的人發聲 He has to become the voice for those who have no voice!
‪充滿敬意地否決 Respectfully pass?
‪好吧 我只想說 Well, let me just say,
‪充滿敬意地… respectfully…
‪去你的吧 Go fuck yourself!
‪該死 Fuck!
‪天啊 她的白色牛仔褲上 ‪沾滿了姨媽血 真噁心 Oh, my God, she got her period all over her white jeans. It was so gross.
‪然後她扔掉褲子 把上衣當裙子穿 So then, she threw them out and wore a shirt as a dress,
‪像個真正的蕩婦一樣 like a true slut.
‪她媽媽也是個蕩婦 Oh, and her mom's a slut too.
‪她都不知道小塔的爸爸是誰 And she doesn't even know who Tully's dad is.
‪她們倆總是一起嗑藥 And they do drugs together all the time.
‪天啊 瑪妮 你簡直滿嘴胡扯 ‪閉嘴吧 Oh, my God, Marnie, you are so full of shit! Shut up!
‪噢 小塔的小狗狗 ‪出來為它的主人出來辯護了 Oh, it's Tully's little puppy coming to stick up for her master.
‪你被她迷住了 穆拉基 You're so obsessed with her, Mularkey.
‪-好像她會讓你更酷 -滾一邊去 瑪妮 - Like she's gonna somehow make you cooler. - Fuck off, Marnie!
‪怎麼了 What's going on?
‪你的朋友像神經病一樣偷聽我們說話 Your little friend is eavesdropping on us like a psycho.
‪是的 沒錯 Yeah, right!
‪很好 So good.
免費的衛生棉條 謝謝 瑪妮 Cool. Free tampons. Thanks, Marnie!
‪來吧 我們走 我們上英語課要遲到了 Come on, let's go. We're gonna be late for English.
‪你應該說法語吧 Don't you mean French?
‪什麼意思 Excuse me?
‪因為你們倆喜歡和對方法式接吻 ‪因為你們是蕾絲邊 Well, 'cause you guys like to French each other. Because you're lezzies.
‪-賊喊捉賊 -你這是什麼意思 - Well, whoever smelt it dealt it. - What does that even mean?
‪-意思就是你希望我親的是你 -你會和任何人法式接吻 - It means you wish I was Frenching you. - Well, you'll French anyone.
‪我們都聽說你喝醉了 We all heard about you getting drunk
‪在樹林裏的啤酒派對上 ‪像個小蕩婦一樣和畢業班學生亂搞 and screwing a senior at a keg party in the woods like a little slut.
‪-我很喜歡 -我以為這就是它的用途 - I'm into that! - I thought that's what it was for!
‪我要再道一次歉 ‪謝謝你跟我一起來 I am so sorry again about this. Thank you for coming with me.
‪不 你不用謝我 No, you do not have to thank me.
‪你肯定也不用道歉 And you definitely do not have to apologize.
‪我來這裏是因為我想來 ‪這就是朋友 I'm here 'cause I want to be here. That's what friends are for.
‪-成功了 -對啊 任務完成 - Success. - All right. Mission accomplished.
‪我們要走嗎 Should we go?
‪-對不起 非常抱歉 -別這麼說 - Sorry. I'm so sorry. - No. No, no, no.
‪永遠不要為此道歉 Never apologize for that.
‪但是你確定你想這麼做嗎 ‪那些謠言怎麼辦 But are you sure you want to do this? I mean, what about the gossips?
‪還有約翰尼 And Johnny?
‪還有瑪拉 And Marah?
‪約翰尼和我結束了 ‪而且我一點都不在乎謠言 Johnny and I are over. And the gossips can go fuck themselves.
‪至於瑪拉… And, as for Marah…
‪我眼睜睜看著自己的母親 I watched my own mother wither away
‪被別人的期望壓垮 under the weight of other people's expectations,
‪為其他人犧牲自己想要的東西 sacrificing what she wanted for everyone else,
‪我不會為我的女兒樹立這樣的榜樣 and I am not gonna set that example for my own daughter.
‪我夠到了 I got it!
‪約翰尼 Johnny.
‪簡直太棒了 It's so great!
‪卡羅爾太棒了 Carol's so great.
‪你來看看這個 Look at this.
‪這是不是你看過的最棒的錄像 Is this not the greatest footage you have ever seen?
‪這是我們最棒的素材 It's our greatest story!
‪這是我們最棒的節目 It's our greatest show.
‪這是我們有史以來做過的最棒的節目 It is our greatest show that we've ever done. Ever.
‪我們小的時候就認識了 We met when we were just kids.
‪誰 卡羅爾嗎 Who, Carol?
‪雷蒙 Ramon.
‪我父母都是傳教士 My parents were missionaries.
‪他就像是… 我的兄弟 And he was like… a brother to me.
‪只是 我覺得他們更愛他 Except, I think they loved him more.
‪我就是他們最大的敗筆 無信仰者 I was their biggest failure. The unbeliever.
‪你不是無信仰者 你可能是信得太多 You are not an unbeliever. I mean, you might believe in too much.
‪沒人想報道這個故事 穆拉基 Ah, nobody wants the story, Mularkey.
‪電視台不想 Network, no.
‪報紙不想 Papers, no.
‪小報也不想 Rag sheets, no.
‪我覺得我可以寫在廁所隔間上 I could write it on a bathroom stall, I guess.
哦 天哪... ‪你沒事吧 Oh my... Are you okay?
‪有事 No!
‪-約翰尼 -一滴都沒灑 - Johnny. - Didn't spill a drop!
‪-我把這個扶起來 -凱特 - Ow. Kate - Let me get this up.
‪我好像摔到屁股了 I think I broke my ass.
‪我只要遭遇不好的事 ‪就都會怪到卡羅爾頭上 And I blame Carol for everything bad that's ever happened to me.
‪你太好了 穆拉基 You're so good, Mularkey.
‪你和雷蒙很像 You're a lot like Ramon.
‪他也很好 He was good.
‪我希望我也是個好人 Wish I was good.
‪你就是個好人 You are good.
‪你想聽個有趣的故事嗎 Hey, do you want to hear a funny story?
‪他們帶走他的那天晚上… When they took him that night...
‪順便說一下 那都是我的錯… 都是… and that was all my fault, by the way. That was...
‪就因為我 我們走了那條路 我沒有… We were only on that road 'cause of me. You know, I didn't...
‪我沒有幫他 我都沒有… I didn't help him. I didn't even...
‪-我都不知道做什麼 -這不是你的錯 - I didn't know what to do. - That is not your fault.
‪有個士兵拿槍指著我的臉 There was a soldier with his gun in my face.
‪我聽到他扣動扳機了 And I heard it cock.
‪我想 "就這樣了 我死定了" And I thought, "This is it. I'm dead."
‪我閉上眼睛… And I closed my eyes…
‪你知道我看到誰了嗎 and you know what I saw?
‪你 You.
‪我看見你了 穆拉基 I saw you, Mularkey.
‪我… I, uh…
‪我一直都盼望著 I've wanted this for…
這一刻 ever.
‪但不是這樣的 But not like this.
‪你喝醉了 You're drunk.
‪那又如何 So what?
‪我在和馬特約會 I'm… I'm dating Mutt.
‪和他分手 和我在一起 Break up with him and be with me.
‪你不… 你腦子根本不清醒 You're not... I mean, you're not even thinking clearly.
‪你明天就不記得了 You're not gonna even remember this tomorrow.
‪-不會 我會記得的 -你不會的 - Yes, I will. - You will not.
‪我會記得的 我還會想親你 I will and I'll still want to kiss you.
‪那就到時候再親 So, kiss me then.
‪你怎麼樣 How you doing?
‪看來我昨天是在這裏睡的 I guess I slept here last night.
‪我工作到很晚 I was working pretty late.
‪是的 我當時也在 我知道 ‪是我把你扶到沙發上的 Yeah, I was... I was here. I know. I helped you get on the couch.
‪不是吧 No.
‪是的 Yeah.
‪我的背 Ah, my back.
‪你從那把椅子上摔下來了 Oh. You fell out of this chair.
‪等等 是嗎 Wait, I did?
‪真的嗎 Seriously?
‪是的 我昨晚說你不會記得的 ‪但是你發誓… Yeah, I said that you wouldn't remember, but you swore that...
‪該死 Oh, shit.
‪對啊 我昨天精神不佳 Yeah, I wasn't in the best head space yesterday.
‪如果我說了什麼離譜的話… 抱歉了 Sorry if I said anything… crazy.
‪沒有 你沒說什麼 ‪我們就是談了談工作 No, you were fine. Um, we mostly just, you know, talked about work.
‪很好 那就好 Good. All right.
‪好吧 我現在酒醒了 Well, I'm sober now.
‪所以 我們就別再提起昨晚的事了 So, let's never speak of last night again.
‪好啊 Of course.
‪-我去倒咖啡 -凱特 你是最棒的 - Um… I'll get coffee. - Oh, Kate, you're the best.
‪謝謝你 Thank you.
‪你真有眼光 You know it.
‪我不幹了 我和查德 ‪今天早上大吵了一架 I quit! Chad and I had a horrible fight this morning.
‪我們又分手了 都是我的錯 ‪因為我很慘 We broke up, again, and it's my fault because I am miserable.
‪我不能繼續做這份工作了 ‪你就當這是提前一天通知 I can't do this anymore. So, consider this my one day's notice.
‪我們緩緩行嗎 Can we just take a breath, please?
‪去你的 ‪我已經緩了兩年了 Fuck breathing! I have been breathing for two years!
讓我簽離職書 因為我要走了 Give me the paperwork to sign because I am moving on!
‪我也許會去做服務員 ‪也許查德會跟我復合 Maybe I'll become a waitress, or maybe Chad will take me back
‪我會搬到北卡羅來納州 這樣我就能‪給他生孩子 and I'll move to North Carolina so I can have his babies.
不管怎樣 我不幹了 Either way, I am done!
‪再見 KPOC電視台 ‪小塔·哈特向你告別 Goodbye, KPOC! This is Tully Hart signing off!
‪卡羅爾在做手術 她的腿完了 ‪至少一個月之後才能出院 Carol's in surgery. Her leg's fucked. She's out for at least a month.
‪那太糟糕了 Oh, that's too bad.
‪既然你剛辭職… Since, uh, you just quit...
‪誰說辭職的事了 Who said anything about quitting?
‪我要上電視了 I'm going on air!
‪我要上電視了 穆拉基 I'm going on air, Mularkey!
‪我要上電視了 Yay! I'm going on air! I'm going on air!
‪里夫斯初级中学
第一次揍人真的有這麼爽嗎 First time you punched somebody did it feel this good?
‪我真為你感到驕傲 I'm so proud of you.
‪小塔和凯特 一辈子的蕾丝边
‪"蕾絲邊"是這麼拼的嗎 Is that how you spell "lezzies"?
‪-我覺得不是 -彼此彼此 - I don't think so. - Takes one to know one.
‪-"無心小塔" -什麼 - "Tully Hart-less"? - Huh?
‪我的天啊 這是新刊 Oh, my God, is that the new issue?
‪我認出這張俏臉了 I recognize that pretty face.
‪我太傻了 她只有給我那個任務 Oh, I'm such an idiot. She only gave me that assignment
‪才能把我從辦公室支開 ‪發表該死的抨擊文章 so she could get me out of the office to publish a goddamn hit piece!
‪好吧 你確定嗎 Okay, are you sure?
‪"小塔向世人展示的是這種形象" "There's the person Tully presents to the world,
"‪魅力四射但腳踏實地的'閨蜜時刻'主持人" glamorous yet down-to-earth host of The Girlfriend Hour,
"‪美國人民最受歡迎的摯友 ‪但真相是這樣的" America's favorite best friend, and then there's the truth."
"‪據她身邊的知情人士描述 ‪她是個冷酷無情 野心勃勃的女人" "Sources close to her describe a ruthlessly ambitious woman
"‪謊報自己的背景 ‪一路睡到了上層社會" who slept her way to the top while lying about her background."
"‪一位百萬富翁 ‪卻讓自己的母親住在拖車房" "A multi-millionaire who lets her own mother live in a trailer park
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"‪在一家小餐館上夜班" and work the night shift in a diner."
‪該死 你胡說八道什麼 金伯 Fuck! What the hell, Kimber?
‪我的天啊 Oh, my God.