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后期: L.P
This land is your land
This land is my land
From California
Well to the New York island
From the Redwood Forest
To the Gulf Stream waters
I tell you
This land was made for you and me
在云端
As I was walking down that ribbon of a highway
I saw above me all that endless skyway
Now I saw below me that golden valley
And I said
This land was made for you and me
This land is your land
This land is my land
From riven south California
Up to the stacking island
Well down to us to Georgia
Who's then touches on L.A.
Yeah, you know this is your land
This land is my land
This land is your land
You gotta believe it.
It's my land
我给公司卖命30年 This is what I get in return
就换来这个结局吗 for 30 years of service for my company?
还派你这个小丑来这里 And they send some yo-yo like you in here,
来告诉我被炒鱿鱼了吗 To try to tell me that I'm out of a job?
他们应该炒了你才对 They should be telling you you're out of a job.
你好大的胆子 敢来这里 You have a lot of gall, coming in here
解雇我这种一流的制片人 and firing your No.1 producer.
然后你明天回去就能拿到 And then you're going to go home tomorrow
你这辈子最多的工资 and make more money than you've ever made in your life.
我却没钱糊口 去你妈的 And I'm going to go home without a pay cheque. Fuck you!
我完全没有心理准备 I just I guess you leave me dumbfounded.
怎么会这样 I don't know where this is coming from.
我回家要怎么跟我妻子解释 How am I supposed to go back as a man and
我失业了 explain this to my wife that I lost my job?
我听说在心理压力水平上 On a stress level, I've heard that losing
失业和亲人去世的打击是一样的 your job is like a death in the family.
可我现在的感觉却是 But personally, I feel more like
我的同事是我的家人 而我死了 The people I worked with were my family and I died.
我真的不能失业 I can't afford to be unemployed.
我要还房贷 我还有孩子 I have a house payment, I have children.
我不知道你是怎么熬过来的 I don't know how you can live with yourself,
但我们因你而受折磨时 But I'm sure that you'll find a way
你肯定非常心安理得 while the rest of us are suffering.
你他妈到底是谁啊 Who the fuck are you, man?
问的好 我他妈到底是谁 Excellent question. Who the fuck am I?
可怜的史蒂夫已经在这工作7年了 Poor steve has worked here for seven years.
他从没和我一起开过会 He's never had a meeting with me before
或是在大厅上碰到过我 or passed me in the hall,
或在休息区给我讲过故事 or told me a story in the break room.
那是因为我不在这工作 That's because I don't work here.
我在另一家公司工作 而我的工作 I work for another company
就是帮助史蒂夫的上司这种懦夫 that lends me out to pussies like Steve's boss
他们没有胆量出面解雇员工 who don't have the balls to sack their own employees,
有时他们的担心是对的 in some cases for good reason.
因为有些人被解雇后是会发飙的 Because people do crazy shit when they get fired.
是我做错什么了吗 Did I do something wrong?
没有改正的机会了吗 I mean, is there something I could do differently here?
这并不是对你能力的怀疑 This is not an assessment of your productivity.
更不是针对你个人 Try not to take this personally.
不是针对我 Don't... personally.
史蒂文 我希望你打开这份资料 Steven, I want you to reveal this packet.
仔细看看 Take it seriously.
你肯定会从中找到满意的答案的 I think you're gonna find a lot of good answers in here.
肯定这会很有用的 一份资料 I'm sure this is gonna be very helpful. A packet.
多谢你 还有你的资料 Thank you... A packet.
每个建立了帝国 Well, anybody who ever built an empire
或者曾改变过世界的人 or changed the world
都经历过你现在的处境 sat where you are right now.
也正是这种困境铸就了他们的成功 And it's because they sat there they were able to do it.
这是个真理 That's the truth.
把你的门禁卡交给我 I'm gonna need your keycard.
好的 很好 Great. Ok.
今天你可以慢慢来 Now, I want you to take the day,
收拾一下自己的东西 go get together your personal things,
明天可以去锻炼身体 Then tomorrow, you get yourself some exercise.
出去跑跑步 You go out for a jog,
给自己找点事干 You give yourself some routines
不用多久你就可以从头再来了 and pretty soon you find your legs.
我怎么能才能跟你联系 How do I get in touch with you?
别担心 我们很快就会和你联系的 Don't worry, we'll be in touch with you soon.
这只是个开始 This is just the beginning.
当然 我不会联系史蒂夫的 I'll never see Steve again.
想了解我就要和我一起飞过云端 To know me is to fly with me.
这里就是我的家 This is where I live.
每当我刷完卡 总是会听到 When I run my card, this is the model and automatic prompts
前台小姐一成不变的寒暄 the deskclerk to greet me with this exact states.
很高兴又见到你 宾汉姆先生 Pleasure to see you again, Mr Bingham.
正是这种机械的笑脸 It's these kinds of systemized friendly touches
让我的生活保持正轨 that keep my world in orbit.
关于出行 所有令人讨厌的方面 All the things you probably hate about travelling
诸如 循环空气 人工灯光 the recycled air, the artificial lighting,
自动分装的果汁 the digital juice dispensers,
廉价的寿司 the cheap sushi
对我来说却像家一样温暖 are warm reminders that I'm home.
先生您需要罐装饮料吗 Do you want the can sir?
-什么 -您需要罐装饮料吗 - The what? - Do you want the can sir?
-癌症 -罐装饮料 先生 - The cancer? - The can...sir?
不用了 谢谢 Oh, no. I'm fine, thank you.
汉普顿酒店
下午5点 vista房间
瑞恩·宾汉姆 你的背包里有什么
你的生活究竟有多重 How much does your life weigh?
想象一下你正背着一个背包 Imagine for a second that you're carrying a backpack.
感受一下你肩上的压力 I want you to feel the straps on your shoulders.
感觉到了吗 Feel 'em?
现在 把你生活中 Now I want you to pack it with
所有的东西都装进去 all the stuff that you have in your life.
先从小的东西开始 Start with the little things,
架子上 抽屉里的小玩意 the things on shelves and in drawers
小摆设 收藏品 the knick-knacks, the collectibles.
感受一下这些给你带来的压力 Feel the weight as that adds up.
然后是大件的 Then you start adding larger stuff,
衣物 餐具 灯 家纺和电视 clothes, table-top appliances, lamps, linens, your TV
背包应该已经很重了吧 The backpack should be getting pretty heavy now.
还有更大的呢 And you go bigger.
沙发 床 餐桌 Your couch, bed, your kitchen table.
所有东西都塞进去 车也塞进去 Stuff it all in there. Your car, get it in there.
房子 不论是一居室 Your home, whether it's a studio apartment
还是两室的公寓 or a two-bedroom house.
统统塞到背包里 I want you to stuff it all into that backpack.
现在背着它走两步 Now try to walk.
有点困难 不是吗 It's kind of hard, isn't it?
这就是我们每天在做的事 This is what we do to ourselves on a daily basis.
我们不堪重负无法前进 We weigh ourselves down until we can't even move.
如果我没弄错 只有向前才是生活 And make no mistake... Moving is living.
现在我要烧了这个包 Now, I'm gonna set that backpack on fire.
你想把什么拿出来 What do you want to take out of it?
照片吗 Photos?
有遗忘症的人才需要照片 Photos are for people who can't remember.
喝点银杏酒 烧了照片吧 Drink some ginkgo and let the photos burn.
实际上 如果把它们全烧了 In fact, let everything burn and imagine
想象一下明早一无所有 waking up tomorrow with nothing.
非常让人愉快 不是吗 It's kind of exhilarating, isn't it?
上将俱乐部
欢迎回来 宾汉姆先生 Welcome back, Mr. Bingham.
这是瑞恩·宾汉姆的办公室 Ryan Bingham's office.
你竟然让我在堪萨斯开迷你轿车 You have me in a Dodge Stratus in Kansas city.
他们已经没有全长轿车了 They were out of all full-size sedans.
你是否试过 Did you try...
我说了你是他们的超级VIP Yes, I reminded them of your remarkable
加入俱乐部多年 No.1 gold club status and years in the program.
他们正在尽力给你安排豪华轿车 They are literally moving mountains to see you in a Sebring.
这还差不多 还有其他事吗 Fair enough. Any other messages?
你姐姐凯拉打过电话 Er...your sister Kara called.
说关于你妹妹的婚礼 有些很紧急的事 Needs to speak urgently about your sister's wedding.
我说你在飞机上 I told her you were mid-air,
就连我也不知道你的目的地 and not even I knew your destination.
很好 Well done.
还有一份邀请函 You got an invitation
请你去维加斯做关于目标探寻的演讲 to speak at goalquest in Vegas.
目标探寻20问 Goalquest 20?
每隔一段时间我会做个演讲 Every once in a while, I do speaking engagements,
关于励志之类的 可是目标探寻 motivational stuff. But goalquest?
讲的却是托尼·罗宾斯那套屁话 We're talking major Tony Robbins shit.
上边有防伪标签 通过欧洲质量认证 It's got a hologram on it. They're calling it Dos Equis.
-我会看看的 -等等 - All right, I'll check in. - Wait a while,
克雷格·格利高里找你 I've got er... Craig Gregory for you.
等等 我 Wait no... I-I-er...
靠 Fuck.
我的飞行战士怎么样啊 How is my little road warrior?
还有20分钟就要登机飞上西天了 Hey, 20 minutes from boarding into a world of bliss.
正是涅磐的好时机啊 小瑞 Real good numbers out of phoenix, Ry guy.
有家大的汽车公司月底前 You know that big auto is about to cut
又要裁掉1万人 你听说没有 another 10k before the end of the month?
真的假的 No kidding.
可以提前过年了 Yeah Christmas came early.
真希望你能一次去5个地方 I wish I could have you in about five places at once,
但你周末前得回 but I do need you back here in
奥马哈来 好吗 Omaha by the end of the week. Alright?
不是说要我去全国各地吗 I thought you needed me everywhere.
没错 但有件非常重要的事 Yeah well you know, we got something real big here,
转折性事件 a real game changer.
你在说什么呢 What are we talking about here?
到时候就知道了 今天 You'll see. Today
我终于拉出了2周一来第一泡屎 哈利路亚 I took my first crap in two weeks, hallelujah.
我要挂了 That's me hanging up on you.
很好 我喜欢那声音 Great, love that sound.
达拉斯
希尔顿大酒店
你对曼斯特租车公司满意吗 Are you satisfied with Maestro?
是的 还好 Yeah, I am.
计算里程上有点小气 我喜欢赫兹 A little stingy with their miles. I like Hertz.
赫兹的车太旧了 No, Hertz keeps its vehicles too long.
我不会开一辆里程超过2万英里的车的 If a car has over 20,000 miles, I won't drive it.
曼斯特不能即时退车 Maestro doesn't instant checkout.
我喜欢停下车就走 I like the park-and-go.
赫兹的车连GPS都不是每辆都有 Hertz doesn't guarantee navigation.
真有趣 It's funny.
你可不像是个需要引路的女人 You don't seem like a girl who needs directions.
我讨厌问路 所以我需要GPS I hate asking for directions. That's why I get a nav.
有家新开的科龙尼租车公司还不错 That new outfit, Colonial, isn't bad.
-你在开玩笑么 -没错 - Is that a joke? - Yes.
它的停车场又小又逊 Their kiosk placement blows.
而且永远没有新车 They never have available upgrades.
基本就是一堆垃圾 Basically, it's a fleet of shit boxes.
真不懂他们怎么抢到生意的 I don't know how they're still in business.
-我是瑞恩 -我是艾丽克斯 - I'm Ryan. - I'm Alex.
枫树卡 你竟然把它带进希尔顿 Maplewood card. How dare you bring that into this palace?
这里的格调和食物更好 Hilton offers equal value and better food but the
但枫树会在你入住时送贴心曲奇 maplewood gives out warm cookies at check-in.
几个曲奇就收买你了吗 They got you with the cookies, didn't they?
这种伎俩总是能骗到我这种傻瓜 Yeah I'm a sucker for simulated hospitality.
有专有名词形容那个的 There's an industry term for that.
是虚伪和舒适的混合 假舒适 It's a mixture of faux and homey - faumey.
我的天哪 Oh my god!
我都不知道这卡真的存在 I wasn't sure this actually existed.
这是美国航空的那个 This is the american airlines...
至尊会员卡 It's a concierge key, yeah.
-是碳纤维做的吗 -石墨的 - What is that, carbon fibre? - Graphite.
手感真的很不错 Oh, I love the weight.
这种东西就是用来泡姑娘的 That's for excited today that bad boy came in.
没错 Yeah I'll say.
我积攒的里程数也不少了 I put up pretty pedestrian numbers.
我一年在国内飞了6万英里 60 thou a year, domestic.
-还不错 -不要这样鄙视我 - That's not bad. - Don't patronise me.
-你一共飞了多少 -这是个私人问题 - What's your total? - It's a personal question.
-得了吧 -而且我们才认识不久 - Please. - And we hardly know each other.
拿出点气势来 Show some hubris.
来 刺激我一下 Come on, impress me.
-我猜一定很远 -远的超出你的想象 - I bet it's huge. - You have no idea.
有多远 这么远 How big? What is it, this big?
还是这么远 This big?
我不想吹牛 I don't want to brag.
来吧 说吧 Oh, come on! Come on.
这么说吧 我有个目标但还没达到 Let's just say I have a number in mind. I haven't hit it yet.
这东西真他妈性感 This is pretty fucking sexy.
希望它不会让我们的关系变的低俗 Hope it doesn't cheapen our relationship.
两个能因为会员卡聊天的人 We're two people who get turned on by elite status.
关系从一开始就已经低俗了 I think cheap is our starting point.
忠实于一个品牌并不低俗 There's nothing cheap about loyalty.
我们想了个绝妙的计划 就是让我 So we came up with this master plan, which was for me...
在手上缠上绷带纱布之类的 ...to put gauze, to put bandages on both my hands.
然后我们上了飞机 Then we got on the plane,
穿越大西洋 飞往苏黎世 transatlantic, flying to erm...Zurich.
一直等到天色暗了 I walked up, waited till it was dark,
我起身和她一起去卫生间 and I walked up to the bathroom with her.
其他人都在外面看电影 Everybody was watching the movie ouutside...
打开门进去 她帮我开门 Opened up, went inside. She opened the door for me,
然后进来 就像是她在帮我 and came in like she was gonna help me.
我们尽力而为了 尽管演技很差 We gave it our best shot. It wasn't great.
但却很有意思 情况很复杂 But it was fun. It was tricky.
说具体一点 Give me some details.
那可不容易 你试过没有 Well it's not so easy. Have you ever tried it?
我当然试过 Yes, I have.
-真的假的 -当然是真的 - Really? - Really.
-你那么干过 -没错 - You've done that? - I have done that.
-在跨大西洋的航班上 -不是 国内航班 - On a transatlantic flight? - On a domestic flight
事实上是短途的 Regional, actually.
-晚上吗 -白天 - At night-time? - Daytime.
-怎么了 -你怎么做到的 - What? - And how'd you do that?
我柔韧性很好的 Oh, I'm really flexible.
我真该把这些都扔了 Ah, I should throw these out.
我们可以去那个有制冰机的房间 We can always use that room with the ice machine.
终于开了 Aha, here I like.
毛巾系的真不错 Good call on that towel rack.
我喜欢你在沙发上抱着我的感觉 I like how you burritoed me in the sofa cushions.
我也是灵光一闪 I was improvising.
没能去壁橱里大干一场真是遗憾 Shame we didn't make it to the closet.
-我们一定要再来一次 -当然 - We got to do this again. - Oh, yeah.
我12号在纽瓦克 13号在莫代斯托 I'm in Newark on the 12th, Modesto on the 13th...
15号在俄克拉荷马 Oklahoma city on the 15th...
有西南部的没 Any southwest?
我16号那周会在阿尔布开克附近 I'll be swinging by Albuquerque week of the 16th.
没有 但我20号会在佛罗里达 No, I'm in Florida on the 20th.
佛罗里达 Florida
-迈阿密 -那又怎么样 - Miami. - That's nothing.
到你那里40分钟 40 minutes.
我该回自己房间了 I should probably go back to my room
这样就可以在自己床上醒来了 so I can wake up in my bed.
我觉得那样很有淑女风范 I think that would be the ladylike thing to do.
-很高兴和你见面 -荣幸之至 - Nice meeting you. - A pleasure.
-你好 -瑞恩 最近怎么样 - Hello? - Hey, Ryan, how are you holding up?
每个家庭都有一个 Every family has the one person
让家庭成员保持联系的人 who keeps the genealogy in check.
就是我姐姐凯拉 我们家的粘合剂 That's my sister kara - the glue.
挺好的 你和孩子们怎么样 Fine. You and the kids?
米西棒极了 马修进了校队 Missy's outstanding, Matthew made varsity.
-旅途怎么样 -棒极了 - How's the road? - Couldn't be better.
-很好 瑞恩 -什么事 - Good. So, Ryan? - Yeah?
我真不想开口求你 I didn't even want to have to ask you this,
我知道你不喜欢帮别人的忙 because I know how you are about doing things for others.
但还有三周就是茱莉的婚礼了 But we're coming up on three weeks to go to Julie's wedding
我需要你帮个忙 and there's something we could really use your help on.
什么事 Yeah?
我们打算给大家寄一些人形立牌 We've been sending people these kits,
大家可以把他俩的照片印在纸板上 so they can print out photos of Julie and Jim on cardbord,
然后在一些有趣的地方用它拍照 and then take photos of them in interesting places,
就像法国电影里的那个矮人那样 kinda like that gnome in the french movie.
为什么 Why?
因为是茱莉的婚礼 她觉得好玩 Because it's Julie's wedding and she thinks it would be fun.
理由重要吗 Does it matter why?
茱莉怎么样 How is Julie?
打个电话给她吧 她还以为你消失了呢 Would you call her. She thinks you've turned to butter.
你现在的生活方式有点与世隔绝 You're awfully isolated how you live.
与世隔绝 我周围全是人 Isolated? I'm surrounded.
你助理说你要去维加斯 So your assistant said you were gonna be in Vegas.
他这么说的吗 Did he?
你能去那家奢华的金字塔酒店前 Can you get a photo of the cut-out
给他们拍张照吗 In front of the luxor pyramid?
没人会住在那种鬼地方的 The place is a shithole. Nobody stays there.
天 瑞恩 我没让你住那里 Jesus, Ryan, I'm not asking you to check in.
只是去照一张傻乎乎的照片不行吗 Can you just take a stupid photo?
我尽力而为 I'll try my best.
谢谢你的尽力而为 Thank you for trying your best.
奥马哈
去年 我有322天都在旅途中 Last year, I spent 322 days on the road,
也就是说我在家度过了糟糕的43天 which means I had to spend 43 miserable days at home.
-你好 邻居 -你好 - Hey, neighbour. -Hey. Hi.
你不在时我帮你签收的 I signed for this while you were gone
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
-麻烦你了 -没什么 - I hope it wasn't too much of a bother. - Nah.
是我妹妹 我还没见过那个家伙 It's my sister. I haven't met the guy yet.
他们结婚了 They're getting married.
-真幸福 -没错 - Lots of luck. - I know, right?
你今晚什么安排 有兴趣来聊聊天吗 What are you doing tonight? You wanna come over later?
我已经有男朋友了 Um...I've started seeing somebody.
好吧 很好 Oh. Ok. Great.
很高兴见到你 Hey, it's good to see you.
-我也是 -你这次出差真的很久 - You too. - It seems like it's been a while this time.
好了 Ok.
大家都回来了 我太激动了 I am just I'm thrilled that everyone's
兄弟们 欢迎你们回家 back under one roof. Welcome home, boys.
我知道关于这次会议有很多传言 I know there's been a lot of whispering about
那我就开门见山好了 why we're here, so let me jump right in.
零售商的数量下降了20% Retailers are down 20%.
汽车业也在衰弱 Auto industry is in the dump.
房地产业几近停滞 Housing market doesn't have a heartbeat.
这是美国史上最糟糕的时期之一 It is one of the worst times on record for America.
而我们的时机来了 This is our moment.
去年夏天一位活力四射的女士 Now, last summer, we received a
加入了我们 来自于康奈尔大学 dynamite young woman here from Cornell.
她提出了一个庞大的设想 And she had some pretty big ideas
希望得到我的认可 that she challenged me with.
起初我的反应是 My first reaction was,
这个孩子太自以为是了 "Who does this kid think that she is?"
但听了她的意见后 But after I gave it a listen,
却让我大吃一惊 所以 She really knocked me out. So...
让我们一起放眼未来 With a peek into our future.
有请娜塔莉·吉娜 Natalie Kenner
今天我想介绍给大家的 If there's one word I want to leave you with today,
就是这个词 It's this.
全球本地化 Glocal?
互联网远程会议系统 Glocal.
全球化必须变成本地化 Our global must become local.
我公司的23名雇员奔波在全国各地 This company keeps 23 people on the road
每年至少要出差250天 At least 250 days a year.
支出高 效率低 It's expensive and it's inefficient.
3个月前 我找克雷格谈这个问题 When I came to Craig three months ago with this,
他很敏锐的告诉我 He told me, and quite astutely,
如果这是个问题 就有解决方法 It's only a problem if you have a solution.
今天我在此为大家展示的是这个 Well, today I stand before you with just that.
大家都认识前台的奈德吧 You all know Ned in reception.
今天我要解雇奈德 Today I'm gonna fire Ned.
抱歉 奈德 Sorry, Ned
相信今天下午人力资源部会重新雇佣你 I'm sure HR will hire you back this afternoon.
那可不一定 We'll see about that.
假设奈德是我们全球 Ned could be any employee in any one
任意一家客户公司的雇员 of our clients' locations worldwide.
解决方案会提前送到他手中 Strategy packets will be shipped in advance.
然后安排奈德 Ned will be given a seat and find one of
与我们的调解专员见面 our transition specialists waiting for him.
拉斯金先生 今天与你谈话的原因是 Mr Laskin, the reason we're having this conversation
你原先的职位被取消了 As your position is no longer available.
我不明白 我被解雇了 I don't understand. I'm fired?
听到这个消息一定很难过 Hearing the words "you've been let go" is never easy.
改变总是令人恐惧 Changes are always scaring.
但是想想接下来的路 But consider the following.
每个建立了帝国或者曾 Anybody who ever built an empire or
改变过世界的人都 changed the world
经历过你的处境 sat where you are now.
也正是这种困境 And it's because they sat there
铸就了他们的成功 that they were able to do it.
全他妈照搬我的话 My fucking line.
我现在该怎么办 But what happens now?
第一步是帮你找到 This is the first step of a process that will
合适的新工作 end with you in a new job that fulfils you.
但到底应该怎么做 Yeah, but how does it work?
看一下你面前的资料 I want you to take the packet in front of you.
看过后 所有问题 Review it - all the answers
都会迎刃而解 you're looking for are inside.
填写必要的信息 Start filling out the necessary information and before
不知不觉中 你将开始新的求职旅程 You know it you'll be on your way to new opportunities.
现在 奈德 Now Ned, I need you to go back to your desk
回去收拾好你的东西 and start putting together your things.
帮我个忙 希望你 As a favour to me, I'd appreciate it
不告诉别人这件事 If you didn't spread the news just yet.
恐慌没有任何用处 Panic doesn't help anyone.
我明白 I understand.
请为奈德鼓掌 Give applaud for Ned.
你可以早晨起来在波士顿 You can start the morning in Boston,
中途在达拉斯吃午餐 stop in Dallas over lunch,
在旧金山结束一天的工作 and finish the day in San Francisco.
这都是在线工作的优势 All for the price of a T1 line.
我们高额的出行预算将减少85% Our inflated travel budget is eviscerated by 85%.
对时常出差的你们来说 更重要的是 And more importantly, to you guys on the road,
不必再在塔尔萨的旅馆度过圣诞节 no more Christmases in a hotel in Tulsa,
不必因天气影响导致的航班推迟而发愁 no more hours lost to weather delays.
你们可以经常回家 You get to come home.
你不是真的想这样吧 Tell me you're not taking this seriously.
之所以全公司的人 That's why I brought the entire company
都在到处奔波 in from the road,
就是因为我之前没把这些当回事 Because we're not taking it seriously
我有自己的一套方法 There is a methodology to what I do,
而且这样做行得通是有原因的 There is a reason why it works.
可口可乐和IBM已经这样很多年了 Coke and IBM have been doing this for years, alright?
你听说过他们吧 You familiar with them?
所以就和其他的一样 And just like anything else you know.
只需几个月来过渡 It's gonna take a few months of sorta transition
不久大家就会适应了 Then everybody is gonna settle in.
你想把谁从出差名单上剔除 Who are you taking off the road?
怎么说你才能明白呢 How are you not getting this?
你不必出差了 所有人都不用了 You are grouned. Everybody's grounded.
就这么定了 It's done.
我们的工作很残酷 What we do here is brutal.
让别人陷于绝望 And it does leave people devastated.
但我的方式为他们保留了尊严 But there is a dignity to the way I do it.
正面给他们一刀 By stabbing them in the chest
而不是背后袭击 是吧 instead of the back, right?
你找我 You wanted to see me?
是的 进来 进来 You know what? Yeah, come on in.
-你的表现很好 -谢谢 - Great job out there. - Thank you.
-大家觉得怎么样 -很好 - How's everyone taking it? - Great.
我很欣赏你的 热情 Listen, I admire your...zeal.
你的想法也很好 And I think you have some very good ideas.
但你根本并不了解这类工作现状 But you know nothing about the realities of my industry.
你可以安排视频对话 You can set up an ichat,
但你不懂他们的想法 but you don't know how people think.
-事实上 我辅修过心理学 -很好 - Actually I minored in psychology. - Nice.
-好吧 丫头 来解雇我 -瑞恩 - Ok, kiddo, fire me. - Ryan
让她实况体验一下 She's going to be doing this on a regular basis.
你不想看看她是否有能力解雇别人吗 Don't you want to know if she can fire somebody?
她刚刚解雇了奈德 She's fired Ned.
我的狗都能解雇奈德 My dog can fire Ned.
解雇我 Fire me.
你不用这么做 You don't need to do this.
不 没关系 让我来 No, it's ok. I got this.
宾汉姆先生 Mr Bingham,
很抱歉通知您 I regret to inform you that your position
您之前在本公司的职位已经被取消了 at this company is no longer available.
-你他妈是谁 -我叫吉娜 - Who the hell are you? - My name is Miss Keener.
我来与您探讨一下您的未来 I'm here today to discuss your future.
我的未来 My future?
唯一有权解雇我的是克雷格·格利高里 The only one who can fire me is Craig Gregory.
格利高里先生让我来替他处理 Mr. Gregory hired me to handle this for him.
处理什么 处理我吗 Handle what? Handle me?
格利高里先生雇佣了我 Mr. Gregory hired me,
只有他才能解雇我 He's the only one who can fire me.
我要去找他谈谈 You know what? I'm gonna go talk to him.
-宾汉姆先生 -不 你不能追上来 - Mr Bingham... - No, no, no! You can't follow me.
你在电脑屏幕上 记得吗 You're on a computer screen, remember?
-是的 -让我们再来一遍 - Right. - Alright, let's try this again.
-再来解雇我 -我刚刚已经做了 - Fire me again. - I just did.
但你却失败了 再来 Actually, you didn't. Fire me.
够了 我明白了 That's enough. We get it.
宾汉姆先生 今天我来的目的是 Mr Bingham, I'm here today to inform you
告诉您您的职位被取消了 That your position is no longer available.
-我被解雇了 -是的 您被解雇了 - I'm fired? - Yes, you're fired.
-别用解雇这个词 -公司不需要您了 - Never say fired. - You've been let go.
为什么 Why?
这个场景是虚构的 This is a mythical situation.
我怎么会知道原因 How could I possibly know why?
为什么不重要 你永远不知道为什么 Why doesn't matter, you never know why.
关键不在于原因 It's important not to focus on the why and rather
而在于省下力气来为将来做打算 to spend your energy thinking about your future.
除非你给我一个合理的解释 Well, I'm gonna spend my energy on suing you
否则我会省下力气起诉你的 unless you give me a good reason why you're firing me.
宾汉姆先生 原因并不重要 Mr. Bingham, the reason's not important.
所以你无缘无故地解雇了我 You're firing me without grounds?
看来我必须提出诉讼了 Now I really have a lawsuit.
我明白你想说的了 瑞恩 I get what you're trying to say, Ryan.
我们并不是针对个人的 宾汉姆先生 Don't take this personally, Mr. Bingham.
不针对个人 Personally?
你将干涉的 This is the most personal situation
就是我最私人的境况 you are ever gonna enter,
在你试图改革我的工作方式前 before you try to revolutionise my business,
我想知道你是否真的了解我的工作 I'd like to know that you actually know my business.
以这种方式欢迎她太过分了 That's a hell of a way to welcome her to the team.
只有我意识到了那样做的结果 Am I the only one that sees that by doing this
会使我们和工作脱节吗 we're making ourselves irrelevant?
不 坦白说 那只会让你脱节 No, frankly, we're making you irrelevant.
-很好 -别迁怒于我 - Nice. - Don't blame me.
要怪就怪高昂的燃料费 Blame high fuel costs,
保险费 还有高科技 Blame insurance premiums, blame technology.
你得跟上时代的发展 You better watch yourself,
想变恐龙你还年轻了点 you're a little too young to become a dinosaur.
我才不是恐龙 I'm not a dinosaur.
我想让你带她熟悉行情 I want you to show her the ropes.
我又不清楚这里的情况 让弗格森去 What do I know what goes on here? Get Ferguson to do it.
没有商量的余地 I'm not talking about here.
-不行 -是的 - No. - Yeah.
得了 你不是非常自信地认为 C'mon you're very-very confident this
这个女孩的想法不切实际吗 所以 girl doesn't know what she's doing. So...
抱歉 我认为单凭她自己的演示 I'm sorry. I don't think a myspace page
并不足以让整个公司进行改革 qualifies you to rewire a company.
很好 机会来了 去吧 Well then great here's your chance. Go out,
施展你的魔法 带她熟悉环境 show her the magic, take her through the paces.
我才不他妈的当导游呢 I'm not a fucking tour guide.
又来了 Now here we go.
宾汉姆 这是船 这是你 Bingham, here's the boat. And here's you.
-你想上船吗 -是的 一个人 - Do you want to be in the boat? - Yeah, alone.
我们要开始实行了 每个人都必须参与 We're ringing the bell, we're rounding everybody up.
你想自己罢工的话 请自便 You want to stay out a bit longer, you're welcome
但你不能自己一个人 明白吗 to do it, but you will not be alone. Ok?
想通后告诉我 You let me know.
我的天 Oh, Christ.
-怎么了 -跟我来 - What? - Follow me.
我很喜欢我的旅行箱 I really like my luggage.
没错 它确实是个旅行箱 That's exactly what it is. It's a luggage.
你知道你登机浪费了多久吗 You know how much time you lose checking in?
我不知道 5或10分钟吧 I don't know. 5...10 minutes?
一次35分钟 35 minutes a flight.
我一年出差270天 I travel 270 days a year.
就是157个小时 That's 157 hours.
相当于浪费了7天 That makes seven days.
你想花一周时间去拖那个箱子吗 You willing to throw away an entire week on that?
这个 抱歉 你不需要这个 You don't need this. Sorry, you don't need that.
你不需要那个 You're not gonna need that.
飞机上有气枕 They have neck pillows on the plane.
这个 旅馆里有更好的 Yeah this - they have better ones there.
也可以扔了 I'll get rid of this.
我们可以在安检那里会合 I can just meet you at security.
谢谢 Thank you.
就是那了 亚洲人后面 Bingo. Asians.
你不是认真的吧 You can't be serious.
永远不要跟在带小孩的旅客后面 Never get behind people travelling with infants.
我从没见过他们在20分钟内 I've never seen a stroller collapse
能把婴儿车折起来 in less than 20 minutes.
跟在老年人后面就更糟了 Old people are worse.
他们总是不紧不慢的 Their bodies are littered with hidden metal.
一点都不珍惜 And they never appreciate how
他们所剩无几的时间 little time they have left on earth.
那边 四个字形容 Here you go. 5 words.
随机抽检 Randomly selected for additional screening.
亚洲人 Asians.
他们行李很少 很讲效率 They pack light, travel efficiently and they've
穿休闲皮鞋 就喜欢这样的 got a thing for slip-on shoes - God love 'em!
你这是种族歧视 That's racist.
我像我妈 对人保有成见 这样更快 I'm like my mother, I stereotype. It's faster.
你的背包里有什么 瑞恩·宾汉姆
你对你的电脑有意见吗 You mad at your computer?
我在干正事 I type with purpose.
什么事让你打字打得这么带劲 What is it that you're working on so furiously?
我在写一个裁员的工作流程 I'm building a workflow of firing techniques.
包括提问和答案 方式和反应 It's questions and responses, actions and reactions.
这个流程告诉你怎样解雇一个人 A script taking you through the steps of firing someone.
给谁写的 Who's it for?
理论上 Well, theoretically,
你可以把它交给任何人 you could put it in the hands of anyone
他们马上就能利用它来裁员 and they'd be downsizing immediately.
只需按步骤来就行 All you have to do is follow the steps.
娜塔莉 你认为我们是干什么的 Natalie, what is it you think we do here?
我们帮助刚刚失业的人 We prepare the newly-unemployed for the
克服求职中精神和物质上的障碍 emotional and physical hurdles of job hunting,
同时将诉讼率降到最低 while minimising legal blowback.
那是我们的卖点 不是我们要做的 That's what we're selling. It's not what we're doing.
那么我们是干什么的 Ok, what are we doing?
我们让地狱变得可以让人忍受 We are here to make limbo tolerable,
护送受伤的心灵渡过绝望的河流 to ferry wounded souls across the river of dread
到达一个几乎看不到希望的地方 until the point where hope is dimly visible.
然后我们停船 把他们推到水里 And then stop the boat, shove 'em in the water
让他们自己游走 and make 'em swim.
真令人印象深刻 That's really impressive.
你要写到书里吗 You're gonna put that in your book?
圣路易斯
我得接个电话 你去汽车租赁处等我 Hey, I gotta grab this. I'll meet you at the car rental.
好的 OK!
你好 我正盼着你来电话呢 Hey, I was hoping I'd hear from you.
我在亚特兰大 我需要张舒服的床 I'm in Hotlanta and I need a rib-joint recommend bed.
大床垫 记得带围兜 Fat matts. Bring a bib.
你一直没给我打电话 You never called.
我不确定是否合适 Well, I wasn't sure what was appropriate.
合适 Appropriate?
瑞恩 我不是什么 Ryan, I'm not some waitress
你在暴风雪夜带回家的女服务员 you banged in a snowstorm.
我们的词汇里没那个词 That word has no place in our vocabulary.
我是一个不用你担心的女人 I'm the woman that you don't have to worry about.
听起来像是陷阱 Sounds like a trap.
听着 下次 Listen. The next time that
别再考虑什么习俗 you're worried about manners, don't.
想打就打给我 If you wanna call, call.
只需要想我的阴道就好了 Just think of me as yourself, only with a vagina.
我们什么时候能见面 When am I gonna see you?
我要从哈兹菲尔德机场去杜勒斯 Well, I'm out of Hartsfield into IAD,
在芝加哥机场转机去路易斯维尔 with a connection in ORD into SDF.
-真遗憾 -是啊 - Sorry. - Yeah, tell me about it.
你中途停留多久 How long's your layover?
在路易斯维尔可以买连票 你能等我吗 They got multiples into SDF. Can you push?
当然 我能等 Yeah, I can push.
你今天要做的就是观察和聆听 All you have to do today is watch and listen.
当我讲到解决方案时 And when I talk about a strategy packet,
递上来一份就可以了 hand them one of those.
好极了 Sounds great.
尽管我希望带来的是好消息 So although I wish I were here with better news,
但事实上 the fact is that you and I
我们谈话的原因是 are sitting here today because
这将是你在此公司 this will be your last week
工作的最后一周 of employment at this company.
-为什么是我 -我现在该怎么办 - Why me? - What am I supposed to do now?
我不是唯一被解雇的 Am I supposed to feel better
这样说我就能感觉好点了吗 I'm not the only one losing my job?
这太荒谬了 This is ridiculous!
我在这里勤勤恳恳干了十多年了 I have been a fine employee for over 10 years.
你们现在就这样对待我吗 And this is the way you treat me.
你晚上能睡得着吗 兄弟 How do you sleep at night, man?
你的家人呢 他们晚上能睡得好吗 How's your family? They sleeping well at night?
你家有电吗 Electricity still on?
有暖气吗 冰箱里有充足的食物吗 Heat still on, refrigerator full of food?
油箱里是满的吗 Gas tank full of gas?
这周末会去查克起司吗 Going to Chuck E. Cheese this weekend or something?
我去不了 Not me.
不 我的孩子们 我们什么都做不了 No, my kids, we're not gonna do anything.
你给点建议 我该怎么告诉他们 What do you suggest I tell them?
或许您低估了职业转变 Perhaps you're underestimating the positive effect
可能给孩子们带来的积极影响 that your career transition can have on your children.
积极影响 The positive effect?
我现在每年大约赚9万 I make about 90 grand a year now.
而失业后每星期只能拿250块钱 Unemployment is what - 250 bucks a week?
这就是所谓的积极影响吗 Is that one of your positive effects?
我还不起住房贷款了 Well we'll get to be cosier because
我怎么能过的舒坦 I'm not gonna pay the mortgage for me house.
我们只能搬到 So maybe we can move into a nice fucking
只有一间卧室的房子里住 one-bedroom apartment somewhere.
我猜没有收入以后 And I guess without benefits,
万一我女儿哮喘病发作 I'll be able to hold my daughter as she,
我也只能抱着她 you know, suffers from her asthma
因为我没钱送她去医院 that I won't be able to afford the medication for.
调查证明经受适当心理创伤的孩子 Well...tests have shown that children
能够激发潜能 under moderate trauma have a tendency to
提高成绩 apply themselves academically...
也是一种处理方式 ..as a method of coping.
去死吧你 Go fuck yourself.
我的孩子们只会这么想 That's what my kids'll think.
孩子们的崇拜对你来说很重要是吧 Your children's admiration is important to you?
是的 很重要 Yeah, it was.
我怀疑他们是否崇拜过你 鲍勃 Well, I doubt they ever admired you, Bob.
混蛋 你不是来安慰我的吗 Hey, asshole, aren't you supposed to be consoling me?
鲍勃 我不是心理专家 只是给你提个醒 I'm not a shrink, Bob. I'm a wake-up call.
你知道孩子们为什么崇拜运动员吗 You know why kids love athletes?
不知道 因为他们能搞内衣模特吗 I don't know, because they screw lingerie models?
不 那是我们喜欢运动员的原因 No, that's why we love athletes.
孩子们喜欢运动员 Kids love athletes
是因为他们追求自己的梦想 because they follow their dreams.
但我不会扣篮 Well, I can't dunk.
是的 但你会烹饪 No, but you can cook.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
你的简历上写着 Your resume says that
你辅修过法国烹饪艺术 You minored in French culinary arts.
大部分学生只会去肯德基打工 Most students, they work on the fryer at KFC,
你却在皮卡多学了一门可以养家的手艺 but you bussed tables at IL Picador to support yourself.
你毕业后 Then you get out of college
就来到了这工作 and then you come and work here.
他们最初给你多少薪水 How much did they first pay you
让你放弃了梦想 to give up on your dreams?
一年2万7 27 grand a year.
你打算什么时候离开这份工作 And when were you going to stop
去做你真正喜欢的事情 and come back and do what makes you happy?
问得好 Good question.
我见过一辈子 I see guys who work at the same company
都在同一家公司工作的人 for their entire lives,
就像你这样 guys exactly like you.
他们打卡上下班 They clock in, they clock out, and
却从未感受过一丝开心 they never have a moment of happiness.
现在你的机会来了 鲍勃 You have an opportunity here, Bob.
这是你重生的机会 This is a rebirth.
如果不为自己 那就为你的孩子们 If not for you, do it for your children.
你就这样让他插队吗 He just waltzes in and cuts in line?
我们为我们希尔顿的荣誉会员 We reserve priority assistance
提供优先服务 for our hilton honors members.
这个促销不错 你应该试试 The promotions are great. You should check it out.
你很饿吗 Hungry much?
我们公司有每人40美元的晚餐费 Our business expense allots $40 each for dinner.
我要尽可能得多积攒里程 I plan on grabbing as many miles as I can.
你得告诉我里程是怎么回事 Ok, you gotta fill me in on the miles thing.
到底什么意思 What is that about?
你说的是 飞行里程吗 Are you talking about... like frequent flyer miles?
-你真想知道吗 -我真想知道 - You really want to know? - I'm dying to know.
除非可以增加我的里程 I don't spend a nickel if I can help it
否则我一毛钱也不会多花 unless it somehow profits my mileage account.
你积攒里程干嘛 去夏威夷 还是法国南部 So what are you saving up for - Hawaii, south of France?
不是这样的 里程就是目标 It's not like that. The miles are the goal.
就这样吗 That's it?
为了攒里程而攒里程吗 You're saving just to save?
只是说我的目标是个数字 但还没达到 Just say I have a number in mind and I haven't hit it yet.
挺抽象的 目标是多少 That's a little abstract. What's the target?
-我不想 -是个秘密吗 - I'd rather not. - Is it a secret target?
是一千万英里 It's 10 million miles.
一千万不只是一个数字吗 Ok. Isn't 10 million just a number?
圆周率也只是一个数字 Pi's just a number.
我们都需要有点自己的爱好 Well, we all need a hobby.
我不是小看你 No, I... I don't mean to belittle your
收藏 我理解 听起来很酷 Collection. I get it. It sounds cool.
我会是第7个做到的人 I'd be the seventh person to do it.
多数人只能走一圈月球的周长 More people have walked on the moon.
会有颁奖典礼吗 Do they throw you a parade?
你会得到终身荣誉身份 You get lifetime executive status,
你可以认识总机长 梅纳德·芬奇 You get to meet the chief pilot, Maynard Finch...
并且可以把你的名字写在飞机上 And they put your name on a side of plane.
男人总是很热衷把自己的名字 Men get such hard-ons from putting their
写在什么东西上 就像你们从来就没长大 name on stuff. You guys don't grow up.
就像你们在各种东西上撒尿 It's like you need to pee on everything.
现在倒底是谁有偏见 Oh, now who's stereotyping?
害怕死亡 就像 某天你会死掉 Fear of mortality. It's like, yeah, you're gonna die one day.
你为什么觉得只有男人才这样 And why do you suppose that singular to men?
大概是因为你们不能生孩子 Probably because you can't have babies.
孩子的问题 The baby argument.
如果我有那么多里程 If I had that many miles...
我会挑个机场 I would show up at an airport,
看着航线指示牌 随便挑一个终点飞走 Look at the destination board, pick a place and go.
我睡不着
我也是 只是躺在床上
你应该找个人共享床第之欢
谢谢你的建议 Thank you for the advice.
只有你也这么做才公平
我已经找了一个了
下次打电话给我 让我听听
做个好梦 要梦到我哦
近一点 走近一点 Ok. Closer. Way closer.
再近一点 Still closer.
近一点 好 Closer. Ok.
向左一点 Er...A little left.
向下一点 Down a little.
太下面了 移上一点 在往上一寸 Too far. Up. Up one more inch.
真不明白为什么你妹妹想要假照片 I don't get it. Why does your sister want a fake photo?
我妹妹是个怪人 她觉得这样 My sister is kooky. She thinks this is
很有魅力 就像守护神什么的 charming. It's like the gnome thing.
不 我是指为什么你妹妹要张 No, I mean, why would she want a fake
在圣路易斯机场前的假照片 photo in front of st louis airport?
你开玩笑吧 兰伯特机场 Are you kidding - Lambert field?
莱特兄弟从这里起飞的 The Wright brothers flew through there.
拱顶的主航站楼 That domed main terminal,
是第一座这种类型的机场 is the first of its kind, a precursor
是肯尼迪机场和戴高乐机场的先驱 of everything from JFK to De Gaulle.
-真厉害 -拍照片吧 - Pretty sweet. - Just take the picture.
好了 记录下来了 Well, that's a keeper.
让我看看 Let me see it.
她一直想要提醒我的是 Why she wants dozens of reminders of all
她没去过的地方比我多的多 the places she hasn't been is beyond me.
我肯定如果错过这个机场 她会悔死的 Well I'm sure she'll be crushed for having missed this airport.
看 在林白飞越大西洋之前 Look, before Lindbergh had crossed the Atlantic,
他就是从那边的某条跑道起飞的 he took off from one of those runways.
你知道它为什么叫圣路易斯精神吗 D'you ever wonder why they called it the spirit of St. Louis?
-不 -好吧 - No. - Well...
维奇塔
你知道这地方是他妈的怎么了吗 Do you know how fucked this place is now?
我是唯一 唯一一个 I am the one thing - the one thing-
曾经挽救这个混帐地方的人 preventing this place from being totally fucked in the ass.
有时候他们只是需要发泄一下 Sometimes they just need to vent.
看在上帝份上 让我开除下一个人行吗 Please, for the love of god, can I fire the next one?
波尼女士 谢谢你来和我们见面 Miss Barnes, thank you for joining us.
你们要开除我 对吧 I'm here to be fired, right?
我们是想谈谈你的未来 Well, we're here to talk about your future.
不用拐弯抹角 我见得多了 You don't have to sugar-coat it. I get the drill.
有什么补偿 What are they offering?
在这个包里 Inside the packet, you'll find a
补偿方案设计得非常人性化 clearly worked out severance package.
请说得简要些 Give me the bullet points.
其实还算不错 It's actually pretty good
3个月的工资 6个月的医疗保障 Three months' pay, six months' medical.
我们公司还将提供 And a full year of placement services
一整年的求职服务 through our company ctc.
求职服务 挺慷慨的 Placement services. That's generous.
一般来说 每一万美元的 Commonly it takes one month of searching for
期望薪酬需要一个月的求职时间 every $10,000 you expect to earn in salary.
-这么说可能会很久了 -也不一定 - So I could be looking for a while. - Not necessarily.
不必费心了 我对自己的计划信心十足 Don't even sweat it. I'm pretty confident about my plans.
-真的吗 -当然 - Really? - Yeah.
离我家不远有座桥很漂亮 There's this beautiful bridge by my house.
我会从上面跳下去 I'm gonna go jump off it.
娜塔莉 Natalie.
娜塔莉 Natalie!
人们常常会讲这种话 这是种谈判策略 People say these things all the time. It's part of the trade.
-是吗 -对 - They do? - Yeah.
他们说些狠话 也是为了达到目的 They say crazy things. They get worked up.
她非常冷静 She was really calm.
我觉得这是个好现象 I think that's a good sign.
所以他们并不会真的自杀吗 So they don't ever actually do it?
当然不会 只是嘴上说说 No. No, it's just talk.
-你怎么知道他们不会 跟踪他们吗 -没有 - How do you know? Do you follow up? - I mean no,
之后肯定不会发生什么好事 nothing good's gonna come of that, but..
但我不会为这些而忧心 I wouldn't worry about it.
这是我们的工作 娜塔莉 我们在人们 This is what we do, Natalie. We take people
最脆弱的时候介入 让他们随波逐流 at their most fragile and we set them adrift.
可以进去了吗 You ready to go back in?
好的 走吧 All right, let's go. Come on.
堪萨斯城
塔尔萨
不 我挺好 说点高兴的事吧 No, I'm fine. Tell me something sweet.
我就快回来了 但我不知道 I'll be back soon. I'm not really sure how
这次工作锻炼还要多长时间 long this whole exercise is supposed to last.
不 我对他没意思 他很老 No, I don't even think of him that way. He's old.
得梅因
-这就结束了吗 -我没想到 一点也没想到 - I- I'm done? - I wasn't expecting this. Not at all.
就这样? Just like that?
我很失望 我倾注了很多心血的 I'm disappointed that I've given so much of my life...
这不公平 This is not fair.
现在这儿没有 There are people that are gonna be
比我更称职的人了 way more qualified than me now.
我不知道我明早起来 I don't know what to do when
还能干什么 I wake up in the morning, tomorrow.
你没事吧 You ok?
-可以走了吗 -是的 - Are we going? - Yeah.
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我就是这样开始我的每一天 This is how I start every day of my life.
现在是有点困难 所以和我一起 Now, this is gonna be a little difficult, so stay with me.
你有了一个新的背包 You have a new backpack.
这一次我想让你用人去填满它 Only this time, I want you to fill it with people.
从随意的偶遇开始 朋友的朋友 Start with casual acquaintances, friends of friends,
办公室周围的伙计们 Folks around the office.
然后 回到那些 And then you move into the people you
你最信任的人 trust with your most intimate secrets -
你的侄子 阿姨 叔叔 Your cousins, your aunts, your uncles,
兄弟姐妹 你的父母 your brothers, your sisters, your parents,
最后 你的丈夫 妻子 and finally your husband, your wife,
男女朋友 your boyfriend or your girlfriend.
把他们放进包里 You get them into that backpack.
别担心 我不会让你放火烧了它 Don't worry. I'm not gonna ask you to light it on fire.
感受背包的重量 Feel the weight of that bag.
没错的话 你们的关系 Make no mistake, your relationships are
是你们生活最重的组成成分 the heaviest components in your life.
感觉到背带深嵌在你的肩膀里吗 Do you feel the straps cutting into your shoulders?
所有的这些妥协争辩 All those negotiations and arguments,
秘密以及责任 and secrets and compromises.
你并不用承载所有负担 You don't need to carry all that weight.
为什么不放下你的包 Why don't you set that bag down?
有些动物打算一直背着彼此 Some animals were meant to carry each other,
一起过一辈子 to live symbiotically for a lifetime -
时运不济的爱人 终身相伴的天鹅 Star-crossed lovers, monogamous swans.
我们不是这种动物 We are not those animals.
我们行动越慢 死的越快 The slower we move, the faster we die.
我们不是天鹅 We are not swans.
我们是鲨鱼 We're sharks.
-从不 -不 - Never? - No.
-绝不 -不 - Ever? - No.
-永远不会想结婚吗 -不会 - You never want to get married? - Nope.
-从不想过要孩子 -没可能 - Never want kids? - Not a chance.
-绝不 -永远不会 - Ever? - Never.
-有那么奇怪吗 -是的 - Is that so bizarre? - Yes.
-是的 没错 -我不知道这样有什么意义 - Yes, it is. - I just don't see the value in it.
-好吧 推销给我 -什么 - Right, sell it to me. - what?
把婚姻推销给我 Sell me marriage.
-好吧 爱情怎么样 -好吧 - Ok, how about love? - Ok.
稳定 有人可以让你依靠 Stability, just somebody you can count on...
你知道多少稳定的婚姻 how many stable marriages do you know?
可以一起谈心 可以一起过一辈子 Somebody to talk to, someone to spend your life with.
我周围都是可以谈心的人 I'm surrounded by people to talk to.
我没觉的有什么不同 I doubt that's gonna change.
可以不用独自死去 这个怎样 How about just not dying alone?
我12岁的时候 我的爷爷奶奶 Starting when I was 12, we moved each of
先后搬到了养老院 my grandparents into a nursing facility.
我父母也是 My parents went the same way.
不出意外的话 我们都会独自死去 Make no mistake, we all die alone.
那些被洗脑集体自杀的 Now, those cult members in San Diego,
圣地亚哥邪教徒们 with the kool-aid and the sneakers...
他们不是一个人死的 They didn't die alone.
我只是说还有别的选择 I'm just saying there are options.
见鬼 Oh, fuck.
布莱恩和我分手了 Brian left me.
好了 All right.
好了 没事的 Ok. Ok. All right.
没事了 All right. Shh, shh.
娜塔莉这是我的朋友艾丽克斯 这是娜塔莉 Natalie, this is Alex, my friend. This is Natalie.
我应该让你们独处一会 I should give you both a moment.
不 我没事 很高兴认识你 No. No, that's fine. I'm fine. It's a pleasure to meet you.
或许我们该回房间梳洗一下 Maybe we should just all go up to our rooms and freshen up.
-要不要喝一杯 -现在你说了算 - Maybe a drink? - Now you're talking.
我觉得我们可以分手了
他发短信和你分手 He broke up with you over a text message?
就像用网络来开除别人 It's kind of like firing someone over the internet.
-狡猾的混蛋 -没错 那我变成什么了 - What a weaselly prick. - Yeah, but what does that make me?
-爱上混蛋的笨蛋 -我们都会爱上混蛋的 - Someone who falls for a prick. - We all fall for them.
混蛋很有野性 难于捉摸 而且有趣 Pricks are spontaneous, they're unpredictable and fun.
当发现他们是混蛋时我们依旧会惊讶 Then we're surprised when they turn out to be pricks.
-我因为他才去的奥马哈 -是吗 - I followed him to Omaha. - You did?
有一份旧金山的工作等着我 I had a job waiting for me in San Francisco
而他在康纳格拉找到了一份工作 when he got an offer from Conagra.
他说我们可以一起开始生活 He said we could start a life together.
-所以我跟去了 -到内布拉斯加州 - So I followed him. - To Nebraska?
我一直觉得我现在该订婚了 I thought I'd be engaged by now.
无意冒犯 No offence.
-不会 -没事 - None taken. - That's all right.
我16岁的时候觉得我23岁就会结婚 When I was 16, I thought by 23 I'd be married,
也许有个小孩 白天坐办公室 晚上休闲娱乐 maybe have a kid, corner office by day, entertaining at night.
我现在都应该能开上大切诺基了 I was supposed to be driving a grand cherokee by now.
生活可能那样就离你而去了 Life can underwhelm you that way.
我是说 你觉得你会 I mean, where did you think you'd be by um...
-我的日子不会那样 -在某个时候 - It doesn't work that way. - At a certain point,
你会被一个截止日期卡住 you stop with the deadlines.
这就是不良后果 It can be a little counterproductive.
我不想说任何男女平等的言论 I don't want to say anything anti-feminist.
我很感激 I really appreciate everything that
你们这一辈能对我这么好 your generation did for me.
-不用客气 -做得不错 - It was our pleasure. - Well done.
但有时候 我觉得 But sometimes it feels like,
如果我没找到命中注定的那个人 no matter how much success I have,
不管我有多成功都没意义 It's not gonna matter until I find the right guy.
你认为这个男人是你的真命天子吗 You really thought this guy was the one?
我本可以让他是的 I could have made it work.
他很符合标准 He um... he really fit the bill.
-你知道 -标准 - You know? - The bill?
白领 大学毕业 White collar, college grad.
喜欢狗 喜欢喜剧 Loves dogs, likes funny movies.
6英尺1英寸 棕色头发 友善的眼神 Six-foot-one, brown hair, kind eyes,
搞金融 喜欢户外运动 Works in finance but is outdoorsy...
当然是在周末 you know, on the weekends.
我总是想象他有个单音节名字 I always imagined he'd have a single
比如马修或者约翰 syllable name like Matt or John...
或者戴夫 or Dave.
在理想世界 他开着4驱车 In a perfect world, he drives a 4runner, and
除了他的金毛他就爱我一个人 the only thing he loves more than me is his golden lab.
还有可爱的微笑 And a nice smile.
-你呢 -我想想 - What about you? - Let me think.
老实说 当你34岁的时候 Honestly, by the time you're 34, all the
所有的外表要求都可以抛诸脑后 physical requirements go out the window.
比如你会偷偷祈祷他比你高 Like you secretly pray that he'll be taller than you.
不要是个混蛋就可以了 Not an asshole would be nice. Just someone who
只要喜欢跟我作伴 家庭出身良好 enjoys my company, comes from a good family.
我猜你这么年轻还不会想这一条（家庭出身） I guess you don't think about that when you're younger.
还有什么呢 哦 他得想要孩子 I don't know... I mean... somebody who wants kids.
喜欢孩子 想要孩子 Likes kids. Wants kids
足够很健康 好能和孩子一起玩 Healthy enough to play with his kids.
希望他挣的比我多 Please let him earn more money than I do.
你现在也许不理解 You might not understand that now,
但相信我 总有一天你能明白的 but believe me, you will one day.
否则那就是一枚定时炸弹 Otherwise that's a recipe for disaster.
最好还没有完全秃顶 And hopefully some hair on his head.
不过我看如今连这一条也不成问题了 But I mean even that's not a deal breaker these days.
和善的微笑 A nice smile.
对 和善的微笑 和善的微笑也许就够了 Yeah, a nice smile. Nice smile just might do it.
听起来让人沮丧 Wow, that was depressing.
-我应该和女人约会 -我试过 - I should just date women. - Tried it.
总不能自己去野餐 We're no picnic ourselves.
我不介意一心扑在事业上 I don't mind being married to my career.
我也不指望谁抱着我睡觉 And I don't expect it to hold me in bed as I fall asleep.
但我现在还不想安定下来 I just don't want to settle.
你还年轻 You're young. Right now you see
你认为安定下来对你来说是种失败 settling as some sort of a failure.
就是这么回事 It is...by definition.
在你遇到真命天子以前 But by the time someone is right for you,
你不会想要安定下来的 it won't feel like settling.
而唯一能做主的人 And the only person left to judge you
就是这个迷茫的23岁女孩 Will be the 23-year-old girl with a target on your back.
晚上有什么计划吗 So what's the plan for the evening?
我们准备参加科技协会 Well, we were gonna hit that party for
在酒店办的派对 the tech conference at the hotel.
我不知道你们还会出席那些 I didn't know you could just attend those.
我以为必须先去注册的 I thought you had to register.
技术上来说 我觉得它不对外开放 Technically, I don't think it's open to the public.
-只是随便看看 -你们要混进去 - ...just stop by. - You're gonna crash it?
-他们的派对还是不错的 -只是看看 - They do have a nice party - What to do with...
-应该很好玩 -不不 我明白 我也去 - And they have a good time, usually. - No, no, I get it. I'm in.
珍妮弗·楚 Jennifer Chu?
-见鬼 -没事 - Shit! - Ah, it'll be fine.
还好吧 Doing all right?
是的 这真是个好主意 Yeah. This was a great idea.
你真漂亮 You're so pretty.
希望15年之后 我看起来也能像你这样 You're exactly what I wanna look like in 15 years.
-谢谢你 娜塔莉 -你们应该跳舞 - Thank you, Natalie. - You should dance.
-来吧 -不 算了 - Come on. - No, no, no.
-来吧 -天哪 - Come on. - Oh!
-我叫戴夫 -我叫娜塔莉 - I'm Dave. - I'm Natalie.
珍妮弗是谁 Who's Jennifer?
我也不知道 I don't know.
好了 大家都好吗 How's everybody doing out there?
现在有请阿尔法科技的 Right about now, give it up for
一位特别来宾 a very special Alphatech guest.
杨MC Young MC!
怎么样 阿尔法科技 What's up, Alphatech?
我有台崩溃的电脑 有人帮我修吗 I got a busted computer. Can somebody fix it for me?
我希望给你一张我房间的门卡 I want you to have a key to my place.
真没想到我们已经发展到这个阶段了 I had no idea we were at that point in our relationship.
-没错 -太棒了 - Oh, yes. - Wow.
她去哪儿了 Where is she?
回到家的我和现在的我完全不同 Back home I don't get to act the way I do with you.
-所以我不回家 -我知道 - That's why I don't have a back home. - I know.
你确实很酷 You're so cool.
空背包先生 Mr. Empty Backpack.
-你知道我的事 -我在谷歌上搜过你 - You know about my backpack? - I googled you.
是吗 You did?
现在的女生喜欢上谁就会这样调查谁 It's what us modern girls do when we have a crush.
你觉得我说的对吗 Does it bother you?
看怎么说了 It depends.
背包空空是因为你讨厌周围的人 Is the bag empty because you hate people or because
还是因为你讨厌那些行李呢 you hate the baggage they come along with?
我不讨厌周围的人 我不算是个隐士 I don't hate people. I'm not exactly a hermit.
你只是不想被束缚 You just don't want to be tied down
不想负任何责任 with the whole responsibility thing.
我也不知道是怎么想到背包理论的 I don't know what originally sparked the backpack.
大概只是想独处吧 Probably needed to be alone.
我最近在考虑 在我知道要往背包里 Recently, I've been thinking that I needed to empty the
装些什么之前 应该先把背包腾空 backpack before I know what to put back in it.
-不是吧 -这船没油了 - Oh, no! - I think we're out of gas.
你起来啦 Hey. You're up?
我得去辛辛那提市开个会 I have to fly standby and make a meeting in Cincinnati.
哦 好吧 Oh... okay.
我这样让你觉得自己很低贱吗 I made you feel cheap.
没关系 把钱留在抽屉里就行了 It's all right. Just leave the money on the dresser.
我晚点给你发信息 看看下次哪里见面 I'll text you later so we can swap schedules.
我真的很喜欢你 I really like you.
-我也是 -太好了 - I like you too. - Good.
去赶飞机吧 Go catch your plane.
昨天晚上 Last night er...
我有点失态 说了些 It was kind of out of hand. I said things erm...
我也不知道我都说了些什么 I'm not actually sure everything that I said.
-但我希望你不会 -放心吧 - But I didn't want you to think... - Just relax.
你能忘掉过去是件好事 It was nice to see you cut loose.
你早上叫醒了他还是偷偷溜了 So did you wake him up or slip out?
-什么 -今天早上 你那位新朋友 - What? - This morning. Your new friend.
你是叫醒他 然后尴尬地告别 Did you wake him up for an awkward goodbye, or did you
还是偷偷溜走 让他觉得自己像个男妓 just slip out and make him feel like a whore?
我溜了出来 I just left.
这种情况总是很难处理 Protocol's always tricky.
艾丽克斯去哪了 What happened to Alex?
她一早离开去外地开会了 She had to leave town early to get to a meeting.
-真可惜 她家在哪儿 -芝加哥 - That's too bad. Where's she live? - Chicago.
有过去找她的打算吗 Thinking of going to see her?
我们的关系还没到那个份儿上 We don't really have that kind of relationship.
就在那边吧 Try it over there.
那你们关系是什么样的 What erm... kind of relationship do you have?
就是 很随性的 Well, you know...casual.
很特别嘛 Sounds pretty special.
适合我们就行了 It works for us.
你觉得你们会有未来吗 Don't you think there's a future there?
我没想过这个 你怎么了 I never really thought about it. What's going on here?
-真的从没想过吗 -没有 - Really never thought about it? - No.
你怎么能没想过呢 How can you not think about that?
你就从没想过 How does it not even cross your mind that
和某人共度余生吗 you might want a future with someone?
很简单 It's simple. You know that moment
你是否有过和一个人对望时 when you look into somebody's eyes
仿佛他可以看透你的灵魂 and you can feel them staring into your soul and
而整个世界在那一刹那安静了 the whole world goes quiet just for a second?
当然有过 Yes.
可我没有过 Right. Well, I don't.
你真是个混蛋 You're an asshole.
我只是胡说的 I'm just dicking around.
拜托 帮帮忙 Come on. Give me a hand.
你不觉得应该给她个机会吗 Don't you think it's worth giving her a chance?
什么机会 A chance for what?
确立真正关系的机会 A chance at something real.
娜塔莉 等你成熟些 Natalie, your definition of real
你对真正关系的理解就会有所改变 will evolve as you get older.
你能不能不要总是这样目中无人 Can you stop condescending for one second or
这是你的垃圾哲理之一吗 is it a principle of your bullshit philosophy?
垃圾哲理 Bullshit philosophy?
什么独处啊 旅行啊 The isolation, the travelling.
你觉得那些很吸引人吗 Is that supposed to be charming?
不 那只是一种生活方式 No, it's simply a life choice.
你那只是自甘堕落的借口 It's a cocoon of self-banishment.
你说的有点过分了 Wow. Big words.
-去死吧你 -你也去死吧 - Screw you. - Screw you, too.
你的生活方式让你几乎不可能 You have set up a way of life that basically makes it
拥有任何种类的人际关系 impossible for you to have any kind of human connection.
现在有个女人出现了 And now, this woman comes along and somehow runs
让你那些狗屁人生观都见鬼去了 the gauntlet of your ridiculous life choice,
她开心得满脸笑容 and comes out on the other end smiling
你却说和她只是随便玩玩 just so you can call her "casual"?
我需要长大是吗 你才像个12岁的孩子 I need to grow up? You're a 12-year-old.
什么见鬼去 I don't have a gauntlet...
妈的 Fuck.
底特律
听着 底特律的人很难应付 Listen, these Detroit guys can be tough.
他们态度强硬 They'll be getting hammering.
不要分神 一切从简 So don't get distracted. Stick with the simple stuff.
把这些材料给他们 You get these packets in their hands
然后让他们离开 明白吗 and get them out the door, ok?
欢迎来到底特律 Hey, welcome to Detroit.
这是怎么回事 What's going on here?
你们这几天的效率还不错 I've been looking at those great numbers of the last few days
我想是该试试这个系统的时侯了 I thought maybe we should just nut up and give this a try.
我们还需要时间磨合 We could use a little more time.
你迟早要退下来的 不是吗 You gotta leave the nest at some point, huh?
这是个大公司 克雷格 This a real company, Craig.
我们是来做正事的 We're here to do some damage.
我知道 好在有你这员大将 I know. It's a good thing we brought our best ok?
别浪费时间了 Let's stop screwing around.
好吧 让我先准备一下 Just give me a minute to prepare and get my things together.
我这次想让娜塔莉试试 I was thinking that Natalie was going to take this one.
她现在还无法胜任呢 She's hardly ready for that.
我看了这几天你们的成果 她干得不错 I've been watching her results the last few days. She's great.
这些底特律人不一样 This is a whole other animal.
这系统是她发明的 对吗 You know, she created it and everything right?
娜塔莉 你准备好了吗 Hey, Natalie, are you not up for it?
当然 没问题 Yeah, I'm game.
好样儿的 That's my girl.
记住 无需道歉 Just remember, don't apologise or
别对他们说这件事有多难接受 tell them how hard this is for you.
别说这是他们最糟糕的一天 Today's one of the worst days they're ever gonna have.
我们根本无法体会他们的心情 How we feel doesn't even compare.
-记住了 -专业点就不会有问题的 - Got it. - Keep it professional. You'll be fine.
这是什么意思 怎么了 What's all this? What's going on?
你好 塞缪斯先生 Hello, Mr Samuels.
我希望我给你带来的是好消息 I wish I were here with better news.
但是 However,
你的公司已经不再需要你了 your position here at Wertheimer's no longer available.
你是什么意思 What are you talking about?
你被开除了 You've been let go.
就这样吗 Just like that?
你到底是谁 Who are you?
我的名字是吉娜 My name is Miss Keener and I'm here
我是来帮你的 today to talk about your options.
我为这个公司工作了17年 I worked for this company for 17 years
他们却派个大四学生来开除我 and they send a 4th-grader to can me?
这他妈的算是什么呀 What the fuck is this?
你确实应该很气愤 It's perfectly normal to be upset.
但是 你越早接受现实 However, the sooner you can tell yourself that
就会有越大的机遇在等待你 greater opportunities are waiting for you...
更大的机遇 我他妈已经57岁了 Greater opportunities? I'm 57 fucking years old.
每个建立帝国或者改变世界的人 Anybody who ever built an empire or changed the world
都经历过你现在的处境 sat where you are now.
也正是这种困境铸就了他们的成功 And it's because they sat there that they were able to do it.
你面前有份材料 There's a packet in front of you.
我希望你找时间阅读一下 I want you to take some time and review it.
你想问的问题都可以在里面找到答案 All the answers you're looking for are inside those pages.
你越早接受这个事实 The sooner you trust the process, the sooner
就能越早踏入新的生活 the next step of your life will unveil itself.
请你现在回到办公室 I need you to go back to your office now
收拾好自己的东西 and put together your personal things.
塞缪斯先生 我们能谈的只有这么多了 Mr Samuels, that's all we can discuss now.
塞缪斯先生 Mr Samuels.
塞缪斯先生 Mr Samuels!
你干的不错 You did good.
你还好吗 用我来替你吗 You ok? You want me to take over?
不用 我很好 No, I'm all right.
我们刚到这里 这只是一个地方 Look, we just got here. That's one place.
我们还得去好几个其他地方 I think, we need to try a few more.
或许没什么不同 Maybe it doesn't make any difference, but it's
但如果知道我们在隔壁好歹会欣慰一些 comforting to know we're in the next room.
我知道你不会理会我的心情 I know you don't give a shit about my comfort.
我只是觉得应该先多试验几次 I think we could try a few more, that's all I'm saying.
好吧 Fine.
好吧 行 好的 All right. Ok. All right.
他觉得你干的很好 你确实不错 He thought you did a great job. You did.
-我真为你骄傲 -谢谢 - I'm real proud of you. - Thanks.
这次的工作到此为止了 They're pulling us off the road.
我们可以回去了 We're going home.
真的吗 没问题吗 Really? For good?
对 Yeah.
你干的不错 Good job.
我们诚挚地邀请您参加
茱莉·宾汉姆和詹姆士·阿瑟·米勒的婚礼
我很抱歉说了那些关于艾丽克斯的话 I'm sorry about what I said about Alex.
我做的有些过了 That was out of line.
没事 我理解 It's all right. I understand.
我根本不够格给别人提建议 是吧 I mean, who am I to be doling out relationship advice, right?
确实不够 No kidding.
你会没事的 对吧 Are you gonna be ok?
什么意思 What do you mean?
回奥马哈之后 In Omaha?
我也不知道呢 I don't know.
肯定会比你想的要好 It's better than you'd think.
瑞恩 Ryan.
瑞恩 你要去哪儿 Ryan. Where are you going?
我要赶飞机 I'm grabbing another flight.
有些事儿要办 回公司再见吧 Something I've got to take care of. I'll see you back at home.
走近一些 Ok, walk it in a little.
再近些 A little more.
对了 很好 There you go. Yeah.
行了 Got it.
他们真般配 They're a cute couple.
你这么觉得 You think so?
当然 他们的孩子会很可爱的 Yeah, they'll make cute kids.
你喜欢二月的威斯康星州吗 How do you like Wisconsin in February?
如果你在我就喜欢 I'll like it if you're there. And I
我知道密尔沃基市的棒极了汉堡店 know a Killer Burger in Milwaukee.
在威斯康星州南部 Northern Wisconsin.
你周末有什么安排 What are you doing this weekend?
不行 No.
我还没说呢 What, I haven't...
你想让我做你的女友吗 You want me to be your date?
是 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
参加你妹妹的婚礼 At your sister's wedding?
反正我和她也不是很熟 It's not like I know her that well.
我其实不是那种爱参加婚礼的人 Look, I'm not the wedding type, right?
但就这一次 But for the first time in my life I don't
我不想独自泡酒吧 want to be that guy alone at a bar.
我想有个舞伴 有个人陪着 I want a dance partner, I want a "plus one".
如果你不介意 我希望你来陪我 And if you can stomach it, I'd like it to be you.
密尔沃基市 Milwaukee
打扰一下 您有空吗 Excuse me. Are you available?
这边是马塔角会员专享通道 This line's for members of our Matterhorn programme.
你好 瑞恩 Hey...ryan.
-你好啊 -凯拉 你好 - Hey. - Kara. Hi.
-艾丽克斯 这是我姐姐凯拉 -你好 - Alex, this is my sister kara. - Hi.
你好 Well, hello.
瑞恩从没和我提起过你 Ryan's told me nothing about you.
你们在约会吗 So you two are dating?
-其实没有 -好吧 别在意这些了 - Not exactly. - Well, don't worry about it.
我们这个年纪叫女朋友已经不太合适了 We're all getting a little old to be calling someone girlfriend.
记得以前妈妈把杰克称为男朋友时 I remember when mom used to call Jack her boyfriend.
我简直快疯了 男朋友是孩子叫的 对吧 Drove me up the wall. Boyfriends are for kids, right?
你怎么会在宾馆里 So what are you doing at the hotel?
弗兰克和我想尝试一下分居 Frank and I are trying out a trial separation.
真遗憾 那你就不住在家里了 I'm sorry. So you're not at the house?
不了 我们刚好在这里开了间房 No, there was a room on hold here,
我准备只待一个周末 So I thought I'd just take it for the weekend.
-预演晚餐是什么时候 -是今晚 - So the rehearsal dinner? - Oh yeah, tonight.
回头见 I'll see you two there.
房间不错 Nice digs.
居然还有介绍 There's a packet.
看看谁来了 Hey, look who's here.
天呐 Oh, my god!
天哪 瑞恩 Oh, my god! Ryan!
你好啊 Hey.
你一定就是艾丽克斯了 Oh, you must be Alex.
我就是 你好 Yes, I am. Hi. How are you?
你真漂亮 You are so beautiful.
凯拉没骗我 Kara was right.
天哪 Gosh.
你看上去成熟了很多 You look so grown-up.
是吗 但是要结婚的却是你 I do? You're the one that's getting married.
是啊 没错 Oh, I know, right?
你还没看过我的戒指 Oh. You haven't even seen my ring.
-快看啊 -真是太美了 - Oh, look at that. - Oh, it's lovely.
是吉姆设计的 Jim designed it.
吉姆 Hey, Jim.
你好 Hey.
你好 How's it going?
-我是瑞恩 -我是吉姆 很高兴见到你 - Hey. I'm ryan. - Jim. Good to meet you.
-我是艾丽克斯 你好 -你好 - Alex. Pleasure. - Pleasure.
非常感谢你们能来 Thank you, guys, for coming.
大哥 Brother!
-的确是大哥了 -是啊 真兴奋 - It's true, though. - Yeah, it's crazy.
你们要照的照片 我带来了 I got the pictures you asked me to get.
你可以把它们放到那里 You can just put them right there.
好的 没问题 Yeah, ok.
已经有很多照片了 几乎没什么空间了 You got so many up there, I almost didn't have room.
是啊 每个人都把照片钉了上去 I know. It's so great, everyone just chipped in.
是谁给了你们这么一个 What gave you the idea to do something so...
有价值的点子 Substantial.
吉姆用我们存款中的一大部分 Jim has a lot of our nest egg
投资经营房地产 invested in this real estate venture.
这是一种不动产投资 Mm-hm. It's a real estate investment.
这很令人激动 It's exciting,
但是我们的经济状况出现了点问题 but we went over our finances and...
所以蜜月旅行看起来 A honeymoon just kinda at this state in the game
已经不太现实了 just doesn't really seem affordable.
所以我们想 虽然我们不能旅行 So, you know, we just thought, just because we can't travel
并不代表我们不能有照片 doesn't mean we can't have pictures.
我觉得这个点子很不错 I think that's a fabulous idea.
没错 真是棒极了 Yeah, it's a good one.
我们的理念就是负责一切琐事 The concept is turnkey everything.
只要你在入住时签订一份维护合同 You buy a maintenance contract when you get the home.
我们就会帮你剪草坪 换灯泡 We'll whack your weeds, change your light bulbs.
你可以用你自己的家具 Furniture you can bring your own
也可以从我们准备的几套家具选一套 or else you can pick one of our beautiful packages.
相同的合同 你却能得到很多优惠 Seamless traditionalism, yet all the perks.
很不错 Nice.
我们都需要一个自己的家 We all need a place to call our own.
这里是美国 是我们许下诺言的地方 This is America. This is what we were promised.
说得真好 It's a nice touch.
哪一部分 What?
誓言的那部分 我很喜欢 The bit at the end about the promise. I like that part.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
你还在租那个一居室吗 You er...you still renting that one-bedroom?
没有 我不租了 No. I gave it up.
你把它买下来了吗 So you own now?
也没有 No.
你正准备买下来是吗 But you're looking?
没想过 No, not really.
但是你仍然过得不错 So you're just good?
是的 我过得很好 I'm good.
那就好 Well, that's good.
你能想象明天你就要结婚了吗 Can you believe it's tomorrow?
你晚上能睡的着吗 How are you gonna sleep?
我也不知道 I don't know.
你需要抗焦虑的药吗 Well, do you want some xanax?
我觉得那不是安眠用的 I don't think that's for sleeping.
没错 Yeah.
我想我喝杯热牛奶 No, I think I'll just have a glass of warm milk.
应该就可以了 That'll do the trick.
-没事 -明天见 - Ok. - See you tomorrow.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. -Bye.
里面还剩下一个盒子 There's another box inside.
我去拿吧 I'll grab it.
-你没问题吗 -没事的 - You sure? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
吉姆看起来相当不错 Jim seems like a good guy.
是的 他很好 Yeah, isn't he great?
他会成为一个好丈夫的 He's going to make a great husband.
茱莉 我在想婚礼上 You know, Julie, I was thinking, you know,
爸爸既然不在了 with dad not being here, erm...
是否有人搀你 I was wondering if you had anybody
走红地毯呢 to walk you down the aisle.
吉姆的叔叔已经担任这个角色了 No, Jim's uncle is gonna do it.
他帮了我们很大的忙 He's been really supportive.
他人很好 He's been great.
那就好 Well, good. That's great.
我只是希望你一切都 I just wanted to make sure that you...
我希望有人能照顾好你 仅此而已 I wanted you to be covered, that's all.
那么我应该几点钟去呢 So, I should be there, what?
其他的客人五点钟会来 The other guests are arriving around five
典礼五点半开始 and things get going at five-thirty so...
-那段时间来就可以了 -好的 - Around then. - Ok.
让我 我来帮你拿吧 Oh. Let me... I'm gonna help you with those.
给我吧 Got it.
没事的 放心吧 It's ok. It's ok, it's ok.
这里没人在 None of that was here.
雪上没有脚印 This is all new.
不会吧 Really?
你就这么点伎俩吗 Is that all you got?
什么意思 What?
扶我一把 Give me a boost.
小心点 Watch it.
躲开点 Hang on.
我曾经在这里上地理课 I took geography in here.
你原来和老师发生过关系吗 You ever fool around with one of your teachers?
没有 你呢 No. Did you?
没有 上了大学之后才有的 No. Not until college.
右边那个是我 That's me on the right.
真看不出来 It's kinda hard to tell.
看眉毛你就能认出来了 You can tell by the eyebrows.
你以前打过篮球 You played basketball?
我曾经是得分后卫 不用这么吃惊 I was a point guard. Don't act so surprised.
没想到你居然是个运动员 I didn't know you were such a jock.
那个也是我 That's me too.
这个也是 And that.
在这里我第一次打架 My first fight.
结果如何 How'd it go?
惨败 Got my ass kicked.
这是跟女朋友幽会的地方 This is where we used to go to make out.
当然 这里真是太浪漫了 Yes. Yeah. This is very romantic.
孩子们 加油 Go! Go!
我真的很高兴能来这里 I'm really happy I came here.
我也是 So am I.
凯拉的电话 It's Kara.
-喂 -瑞恩你在哪儿 - Hey - Ryan, where are you?
我们这里出了点问题 We're having a meltdown here.
发生什么了 What's going on? What happened?
吉姆出了点状况 你能回来帮帮忙吗 It's Jim. Can you get back here? We need your help.
好的 Ok.
我们得走了 We gotta go.
我帮你拿西装 I'll grab your suit.
多谢 Thanks.
发生什么了 What happened?
吉姆临阵畏缩了 Jim's got cold feet.
今天吗 Today?
当然 这样才算临阵退缩 Yeah, that's how cold feet work.
-那你要我做些什么呢 -和他谈谈 - What do you want me to do? - Talk to him.
你希望我和他谈谈吗 You want me to talk to him?
不是你就是我 Hey, it's either you or me.
我已经有过一次失败的婚姻了 You know my track record. I've already struck out once.
我会弄砸的 我又没结过婚 I haven't been to bat. I haven't been in the dugout.
你不是办讲座了吗 激发人们生活的激情 Don't you talk for a living? Motivational-type stuff?
我告诉别人不要付出 I tell people how to avoid commitment.
那都是些什么狗屁内容啊 What kind of fucked up message is that?
-这是哲学 -真是愚蠢才对 - It's a philosophy. - It's stupid.
但这能帮上你 Hey, it could have helped you.
瑞恩 你一直没帮上什么忙 操 Ryan. You haven't been around much. Fuck.
我们基本上都当你不存在了 Basically, you don't exist to us.
我知道你想帮她的忙 I know you wanna be there for her.
现在机会来了 Well, here it is.
抓住你的机会 This is your chance.
你好 瑞恩 Hey. What's up, Ryan?
吉姆 Jim.
你读过这本书吗 You ever read this before?
是的 这本书很有意义 Yeah, it's pretty powerful stuff.
那我得看一看 I'll say.
凯拉说你好像有些想法 Er...Kara mentioned that you were having some thoughts.
我觉得我 做不到 I don't think I'm going to be able to er... to do this.
那你为什么今天才说 Why would you say that...today?
昨晚我躺在床上 Well, last night I was just kinda like laying in bed
难以入眠 and I couldn't get to sleep.
于是我就开始考虑婚礼 So I started thinking about the wedding and the ceremony,
然后买房子 and about our buying a house
再住到一起 and moving in together.
生孩子 And having a kid,
然后再生一个的孩子 and having another kid and then
一起过圣诞节感恩节以及春假 Christmas and thanksgiving and spring break.
一起去看足球比赛 Going to football games, and then
突然有一天他们毕业了 开始找工作 all of a sudden they're graduating. They're getting jobs,
然后他们也结婚了 getting married.
我就成爷爷了 And, you know, I'm a grandparent.
退休之后 头发掉落 不断变胖 And then I'm retired. I'm losing my hair, I'm getting fat.
然后就死掉了 And then the next thing you know I'm dead.
我不知道结婚对我有什么意义 I'm just, like...I can't stop from thinking, what's the point?
结婚到底有什么意义呢 I mean, what is the point?
意义吗 The point?
我为什么要开始一段婚姻呢 What am I starting here?
吉姆 婚姻 Jim, it's...marriage.
是这个世界上最美妙的东西 It's one of the most beautiful things on earth.
给人们带来希望 It's what er... what people aspire to.
你又没结过婚 You never got married.
说的没错 That's true.
你甚至都没尝试过 I mean, you never even tried.
那要看你怎么理解尝试了 Well, it's hard to define try.
你看起来比我那些 I don't know, just you seem happier
结过婚的朋友更加快乐 than all my married friends.
吉姆我不想骗你 Look, Jim, I'm not going to lie to you.
结婚也许会让你痛不欲生 Marriage can be a pain in the ass.
而且你是对的 And you're right.
这些最终的结果只能是死亡 This all is just stuff that leads to your eventual demise.
没错 Yes.
不过我们都像在跑的时钟 And we're all on running clocks.
你不可能让它慢下来或者暂停 And they can't be slowed down or paused.
我们最终的结局是一样的 And... we all end up in the same place.
的确没什么意义 There is no point.
是没有 我就是这么想的 There is no point. That's what I'm saying.
你在说什么 What?
我并不是那种 I'm not normally the guy you would talk to
应该和你谈论这种话题的人 about stuff like this.
但是仔细想一想 If you think about it...
你生命中最快乐的记忆 Your favourite memories,
还有那些最重要的时刻 the most important moments in your life.
你是孤独一人吗 Were you alone?
不是的 No, I guess not.
好好想想 Think a bit of it,
昨晚 就在婚礼的前一天 Last night, the night before your wedding
当你在想这些乱七八糟的事情时 when all this shit was swirling around in your head,
你们是睡在两间屋子里吗 Weren't you guys sleeping in separate bedrooms?
是的 茱莉回家了 Yeah, julie went back to the apartment
所以我就一个人在蜜月套间里 and I was just by myself in the honeymoon suite.
有点寂寞吧 Kinda lonely, huh?
是的 非常寂寞 Yes, it was pretty lonely.
有人陪伴 生活才会更美好 Life's better with company.
每个人都需要个伴儿的 Everybody needs a co-pilot.
-你说的很对 -谢谢 - That was a nice touch. - Thanks.
那么 So er...
她的心情怎么样 what's the mood like out there?
-不太好 -她很生气吗 - It's not good. - She's pretty pissed?
只是非常伤心 Just upset.
我应该怎么办 What should I do?
去找她 Go get her.
我是个混蛋 我明明那么爱你 I'm such a fuck-up. I love you so much.
愿意做我的伴儿吗 Will you be my co-pilot?
当然 我愿意 Yes. Yes.
欢迎回家 Welcome home.
好了 你到站了 Ok, this is your stop.
什么时候还能再见到你 When am I gonna see you?
你来这里我们就能见面了 You're just gonna have to come visit.
真安定 Oh...so settled.
你不会想让我也改变吧 You're not gonna change on me, are you?
不 我和原来一样 只是多了一个地址 No. Same guy. Just one address.
美国航空飞往芝加哥的3972次航班 This is your final boarding call for
马上就要起飞了 American Airlines flight 3972 to Chicago.
孤单了就给我打电话 Alright. Call me when you get lonely.
我已经觉得孤单了 I'm lonely.
奥马哈
员工可以坐在某地的会议室里 Some guy sits down in a conference room somewhere
服务器会把他接到一名 and our server routes his session to
解雇工程师那里 one of our termination engineers.
解雇工程师 真的吗 "termination engineers"? Really?
我更喜欢终结者 但是法律上不允许 I preferred "terminators" but it bumped with legal.
不难想象 Can't imagine why.
接下来的流程就是让他们 The follow the workflow that takes them through anything
学会面对各种不同的状况 from a standard dismissal to a violent aggressor.
他们现在在干什么 练习吗 What are they doing now, practising?
试用版测试 角色适应 Beta testing, role-playing.
月底就是正式的了 We go live at the end of the month.
凯尔 你说的内容太快了 Kyle, you're running through the events too quickly.
要让他们对每个声明 You need to give them time to acknowledge
有个反映的时间 这是必需的 each statement, ok? It's a legal thing.
-瑞恩 -好的 还有吗 - Ryan? - Mm? Oh. Yeah. There's more?
真是太荒谬了 This is ridiculous.
法律上并不允许使用 Legal's starting to come hard at me on
终结这个词 this term "terminate"...
给你生活的力量
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen. Put your hands
让我们欢迎演讲嘉宾 together for today's challenge speaker,
瑞恩·宾汉姆先生 Mr. Ryan Bingham
加油吧 Go get 'em.
去年我飞行了350万英里 Last year I flew 3,500,000 miles.
月亮距地球只有250万英里 The moon is 250.
想象一下 I want you to imagine for a second
你背着一个背包 that you're carrying a backpack.
感觉一下那个背带在肩上的压力 I want you to feel the straps on your shoulders
感觉到了吧 You feel 'em?
我要你把你生活中的所有的东西 Now I want you to pack it with all the
通通都装进去 stuff that you have in your life.
包括那些小物件 Start with the little things.
书架上的 抽屉里的 The things on shelves and in drawers.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
你疯了吗 What the fuck are you doing?
稍安勿躁 让我们欢迎下一位演讲嘉宾 Relax. We'll have your next guest out in just one sec.
芝加哥
-你得在这签名 -好的 - Hey, you gotta sign. - Ok.
谢谢 Ok, thank you.
你忘了给我你的赫兹贵宾金卡 Hey, you forgot to give me your Hertz No.1 gold card!
我刚好路过附近 So I was in the neighbourhood.
-亲爱的 谁在敲门 -只是个迷路的人 - Hey, honey, who's at the door? - Just somebody who's lost.
艾丽克斯 Alex?
你是怎么想的 就那样出现在我家门口 What were you thinking, showing up at my door like that?
你什么意思 我只是想见你 What do you mean? I wanted to see you.
我不知道你成家了 I didn't know you had a family.
你为什么没告诉我那些 Why didn't you tell me that?
很抱歉毁了你的良宵 Look I'm sorry I ruined your evening but you
但你差一点就把我彻底毁了 could have seriously screwed things up for me.
那是我的家人 我的真实生活 That's my family. That's my real life.
我以为我也是你真实生活的一部分 I thought I was a part of your real life.
我本以为我们要的东西相同呢 I thought we signed up for the same thing.
请你准确地告诉我 Try and help me understand exactly
你想要的到底是什么 what it is that you signed up for.
我以为我们的关系再清楚不过了 I thought our relationship was perfectly clear. I mean...
你是我生活的一个避风港 You are an escape.
你是我们正常生活的休息站 你是 You're a break from our normal lives, you're a...
一段插曲 a parenthesis.
我是一段插曲吗 I'm a parenthesis?
你想要什么 I mean... what do you want?
告诉我你到底想要什么 Tell me what you want.
你自己都不知道你想要什么 You don't even know what you want.
瑞恩 我是个成年人 Ryan, I'm a grown-up, ok?
如果你还想见面 So if you would like to see me again,
给我打电话 then then give me a call.
好吗 Ok?
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
我们播放一条特别消息 we have a special announcement to make.
机长刚刚通知我们 Our pilot has just informed me that we
我们正在经过迪比克 are passing over the city of Dubuque,
对你们大多数人来说并不算什么 Which might not mean much to most of you,
但是对一位乘客却意义非凡 but means a lot to one of our flyers today.
不是吧 Oh, no.
他刚刚完成了 一千万英里的里程 He just hit 10 million miles!
祝贺你 真是了不起 Congratulations. Such an amazing accomplishment.
一定很激动吧 You must be very excited.
-你好 机长 -机长 - Hi, captain. - Captain.
这儿有人坐吗 That seat taken?
没有 No. No.
你是飞完一千万英里最年轻的 You're the youngest yet to hit 10 mil.
真不知道你哪里来的那么多时间 Don't know where you found the time.
我也不知道 Yeah. I don't know.
给你 Here you go.
我们做的第七张卡 Seventh card we've made.
很小的俱乐部 Small club.
我们对你的忠诚深表敬意 We really appreciate your loyalty.
我以前无数次想象过这个情景 You know how many times I thought about this moment?
预想你和我会有 Played out the conversation that you and I
怎样的一番对话 would have right here.
真的吗 Really?
你想说些什么 What did you want to say?
我忘记了 You know, I don't remember.
没关系 人总会忘事的 That's all right. It happens to all of us.
你的家在哪里 So where are you from?
这里就是我的家 I'm from here.
您好 宾汉姆先生 Hello, Mr. Bingham.
你怎么知道是我 How did you know it was me?
这是您的服务专线 This is your dedicated line. We reserve them
为我们最忠诚的乘客设立的 for our most loyal and appreciated flyers.
我想给吉姆和茱莉·米勒开一个账户 I'd like to transfer some of my miles. Can I
把我的里程转给他们一些 open up an account to Jim and Julie Miller?
当然 您想转多少里程 Certainly. How many miles would you like to transfer?
想要环球旅行 需要多少英里 How many miles does it take to circle the globe?
我们有专门的环球专线 每张五十万英里 We have our round-the-world tickets. They're 500,000 miles each.
-好极了 -有时间吗 - That'd be fine. - Got a second?
我一会儿再打给你 I'll call you back.
你昨天干什么去了 What the hell happened to you yesterday?
一整天都找不到你 I was trying to get hold of you all day.
有点私事 怎么了 I was... some personal stuff. What's going on?
你还记得凯恩·巴斯吗 Do you remember Karen Barnes,
几周前在威奇托辞掉的一批人中的一个 Part of a 30-person reduction a few weeks back in Wichita?
娜塔莉开除她的 Natalie fired her
我们每天都会辞掉好多人 We fired dozens of people a day. I...
她自杀了 从桥上跳下去的 She killed herself - jumped off a bridge.
操 Fuck.
我需要知道的是 I need to know if you remember any
有没有人曾给过你任何信号 woman that gave you any signals,
很压抑 Depression...
他们都很抑郁 我们在开除他们 They're all depressed. We're firing them.
我需要向你了解这些 明白吗 Hey, I need to ask you this stuff, ok?
不 我真不记得了 No, I don't remember anything.
你从不认为他们会 You never think that they're...
你记不记得哪个女人给过你什么信号 You don't remember any woman that gave you any signals?
一点都没有吗 瑞恩 Anything at all, Ryan?
没有 没有任何特殊信号 No, nothing stands out.
-娜塔莉还好吧 -娜塔莉辞职了 - Is Natalie all right? - Natalie quit.
-她辞职了 -短信跟我说的 - She quit? - Text message.
真他妈不错 没人在乎什么礼仪了 Fucking nice, right? No-one's got any manners any more.
她说她要去哪里了么 Did she say where she was going?
没有 她有点失落 No. She was a little upset.
我应该给她打个电话 I should give her a call.
我需要你回到飞机上去 I need you back in the air.
你没听见我说什么吗 Hey. Did you hear what I said? I
我觉得你应该高兴才对 thought you'd be thrilled about that.
好吧 那些视频会议呢 It's fine. What about the videoconferencing?
公司会暂时搁置这种新媒体 Ctc is going to pause the new media front.
他们准备再考虑考虑 They're gonna give it some more thought.
我们要让员工回到云端 We are gonna get our workhorses back in
做他们做擅长的事情 好吗 the air doing what they do best, ok?
你准备让我去多久 How long are you sending me out?
我们要让你马不停蹄 We're gonna let you sail and sail.
记得给我们寄明信片 You send us a postcard if you ever get there.
旧金山
您具体是指什么 How exactly do you mean?
你是班里的尖子生 You graduated top of your class.
工作应该随你挑 You seemed to have your pick of employment,
包括这里 including right here.
但是你去了奥马哈 以裁员为生 Instead you went to omaha to fire people for a living?
-那是份有挑战性的工作 -没错 - It's challenging work. - I'll say!
很难想象每天重复那样的工作 I can't imagine doing that, day in, day out.
尤其是这种环境下 Not in this climate.
我是为了一个男人 I followed a boy.
我猜大概谁都这么干过 I guess everybody does that at one point or another.
介绍信里说你很出色 This guy says I'd be lucky to have you.
至看到这封信的人 To whom it may concern.
我无法数清 I can't even count the number of
我一生中到底裁掉了多少人 people I've fired in my lifetime.
多的甚至让我忘记了 So many that I've actually forgotten
该怎么去雇佣一个人 what it's like to hire somebody.
我们从未谋面 但是我知道 We've never met, but I know you'd
娜塔莉·吉娜能为你工作是你的福分 be lucky to have Natalie Keener.
我的建议 不要犹豫 雇佣她吧 My advice? Take her and don't look back.
这将会是你几年内做的最好的决定 She'll be the best decision you've made in a long time.
但愿他是正确的 I sure hope he's right.
我没那么乐观 Well, I don't have a lot of hope,
不知道什么时候才会好起来 and I really don't know when it's gonna get better.
现在有那么多失业者 There's a lot of people unemployed.
也不知什么时候 And I really don't know when there's
才能看见曙光 gonna be light at the end of the tunnel.
不知道该说点什么 I can't find much to talk about.
我的孩子们让我感到自豪 Talk about being proud. I'm proud of my kids.
我想愤怒的情绪是源于 I think the anger comes from the fact
没人再需要我了 that I just wasn't needed any more.
我想说的是 I would say, you know, uh...
没有我的朋友和家人 Without my friends and my family,
我不可能熬过来的 I wouldn't have made it.
一个人面对这些 It would have been a lot tougher if
的确更坚难 I would had to make it on my own.
当我早上醒来的时候 When I wake up in the morning and
看到躺在一边的妻子 I look over and I see my wife,
她就是我生活的意义所在 that gives me the sense of purpose.
这并不完全是钱的问题 钱能让你温暖 It's not all about the money. Money can keep you warm.
付取暖账单 买个毯子之类的 It pays your heating bills. It can buy you a blanket.
但是却无法让我感受到 But it doesn't keep you as warm as when
被丈夫抱着时的那种温暖 my husband holds me.
让我站起来 忘记过去 找到目标 Let me get up. Let me get out. Let me find something.
我的努力都是为了孩子们 我的家庭 So my kids are my purpose. My family.
今晚很多人都会回家 Tonight most people will be welcomed
家里有蹦跳的小狗和尖叫的小孩 home by jumping dogs and squealing kids.
他们的配偶会问他们一天过得怎样 Their spouses will ask about their day
然后睡觉 and tonight they'll sleep.
星星会从白天隐身的地方转出来 The stars will wheel forth from their daytime hiding places.
有些星光会比其他的稍亮一些 And one of those lights, slightly brighter than the rest,
而那就是我飞过的痕迹 will be my wing tip passing over.
How does it feel
when life doesn't seem real
and you're floating about on your own
Life seems uncertain
So you draw the curtain
Pretending there's nobody home
Don't theorize
Look in your eyes
They can't tell lies
Though you disguise what you see
Your reality
We needed a savior
and by our behavior
The one that was worth it is gone
Some birds are talking
And runners are walking
A prodigal son's coming home
Don't theorize
Look in his eyes
They won't tell lies
But if he defies what you see
Here is a key
Be yourself
Why don't you be yourself
Come on and be yourself
Why don't you be yourself
Oh, be yourself
Come on and be yourself.
Why don't you be yourself
You can be
你好杰森 我是凯文 我最近失业了 Hi, Jason. My name is Kevin. And I recently lost my job.
我写了首歌 来纪念这种不确定 I wrote this song as sort of a statement about uncertainty
我对未来也是很焦虑的 and having a certain amount of anxiety about the future.
或许你可以用在你的电影上 So maybe you can use it in your movie.
I'm up in the air.
Choices are drifting by me everywhere.
And I can't find the one.
That would help me do the work I love and done
Cause I'm up in the air.
I'm making some plans
Finding out there are always new demands.
And I can't be precise.
When people ask me what I'm doing with my life.
I say it's up in the air.
I'm hearing from friends
Is that tired all the advice again
You just cannot keep floating all around.
Or you can't get your feet back on the ground.
But it's hard to come down
When you are up in the air
Da da da da da
I'm talking with my peers
Listening to them tell me the interviews.
Some advices haven't gone with they planned
And some trapped in the situation they can't stand.
I don't know much
The same for me so I stay up in the air