several brief history of the United
States of America hi boys and girls
ready to get started once upon a time
there were these people in Europe called
pilgrims and they were afraid of being
persecuted so they all got in a boat and
sailed to the new world where they
wouldn't have to be scared ever again oh
I'm so relaxed I feel so much safer but
as soon as they arrived they were
greeted by savages and they got scared
all over again so they killed them all
now you think wiping out a race of
people would calm down but no instead
they started getting frightened of each
other so they burned witches in 1775
they started killing the British so they
could be free and it worked but they
still didn't feel safe so they passed a
second Amendment which said every what
man could keep his gun I loves my gun
loves my guns brings us to the genius
idea of slavery you see boys and girls
the white people back then we're all
afraid of doing any work so they went to
Africa kidnapped thousands of black
people brought them back to America and
force them to work very hard for no
money and I don't mean no money like our
get Walmart and make no money I mean
zero dollars nothing doing it that way
made the USA the richest country in the
world
so did have it all that money and free
help calm the white people down no way
they got even more afraid that's because
after 200 years of slavery the black
people now outnumber the white people in
many parts of the south where you can
pretty much guess for tameness
the slaves started rebelling there were
prophets an old master heads got chopped
off penguin wha
this they were freaking out and going
don't kill me big black bear well just
in the nick of time came Sam you're
welcome who in 1836 invented the first
weapon ever that could be fired over and
over without having to reload but it was
too late then all soon won the Civil War
the slaves were freed yep they were free
now that gochop all the old masters and
saw about it was like oh no we're gonna
die but the freed slaves took no revenge
they just wanted to live in peace but
you couldn't convince the white people
this so they form the Ku Klux Klan and
in 1871 the same yet a Klan became an
illegal terrorist organization another
group is founded the National Rifle
Association soon politicians passed one
of the first gun laws making it illegal
for any black person to own one it was a
great year for America the KKK I am the
NRA of course they had nothing to do
with each other and this was just a
coincidence one group easily promoted
responsible gun ownership and the other
groups are enlist black people and
that's the way it was all the way to
1955 when a black woman broke the law by
refusing to move to the back of the bus
white people just couldn't leave while
che knows what's going on man oh hell
broke loose black people everywhere
started demanding their rights and
I'm a Jeffrey can feel meltdown and they
were all and they did they already
planned in the suburbs where it was a
white that's safe and clean and they
went out and bought a quarter of a
million guns and put locks on the doors
along in the houses and gates around the
neighborhoods and finally they were all
safe secure and snug as a bug
lived happily ever after