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字幕组
翻译：隋唐 这样透彻 丸饼
失控玩家
翻译：弹指一挥间 公子胡 寒岛
这里是自由城 This is Free City.
校对：Jojo 监制：柠檬水丑豆腐
看看这家伙 他是戴墨镜的人 Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people.
后期：福尔摩包 压制：Sherlock来了
戴墨镜的 被称为"英雄" And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes.
欢迎来到自由城
他们放荡不羁 掌控着这座城 They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town.
你酷毙了 You are so hot.
我知道 Oh, I know.
看见没 那既不是他的跑车 See? That's not even his car.
也不是他的老婆 Or his wife.
戴墨镜的人 可以为所欲为 For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want.
穿梭于各种任务之间 They go on all sorts of missions.
他们衣着不凡 光彩照人 They got cool hair, cool clothes.
法律对他们来说更像是温和的建议 I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions.
比如 我觉得他不会归还那台车 Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car.
和漂亮小姐姐 Or that nice lady.
这就是我说的 "英雄" See what I mean? Hero.
我叫盖 生活在这天堂般的自由城 My name is Guy, and I live in paradise.
早上好 小金金 Good morning, Goldie.
我打出生就生活在这里 I've lived here in Free City my whole life.
有一个铁哥们和一条金鱼 I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish,
在银行工作 and I work at the bank.
夫复何求 What more could a guy want?
今天星期日 阳光普照 温度正好 Sunday should be warm and sunny
偶尔能看到一些飞车党 with just a scattering of drive-bys.
今天去海滩再好不过了 除了杀手海滩 Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach,
因为那里地雷密布 歹徒开着偷来的武装直升机 which will be mined and sprayed with high-calibre fire
用大口径机枪疯狂扫射 from a renegade gunship stolen by
我的每一天 And every morning,
都从清晨 一杯在这个大大的世界里 I start my day with the most delicious coffee
最美味的咖啡开始 in the whole, wide, whonle world.
中杯咖啡 加奶 两块方糖 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
没错 嗯 You know it. Mmm.
嗯 Mmm!
好喝的出乎意料 That is unexpectedly hot.
天呐 太棒了 Jeez, that's good.
感觉就像在嘴里献出了初夜 It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth.
感谢你的用心之作 Thank you for making this with such love.
不客气 You're welcome.
约翰尼警官 Officer Johnny!
祝你度过愉快的一天 盖 Have a good one, Guy.
不要度过愉快的一天 要度过牛逼的一天 Don't have a good day, have a great day!
咖啡拿稳了 Hold the fudge.
你是说没人把那双鞋买走吗 今天就搞定你 You mean to tell me that nobody snapped up those bad boys? Today is the day.
- 你每天都这么说 - 我回头就来买 - Like every other day. - I'll be back for those.
余 额
就差一点点了 Oh! So close.
嗯 有史以来最好的咖啡 Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time.
我要为它写首歌 I wanna write a song about it.
然后伴着那首歌跳舞 I wanna dance to that song with my body.
我爱现在的生活 I love my life.
找到自己的路 然后一直走下去 There's something about finding your lane and just staying in it.
所以他们称之为 舒适区 太TM舒适了 That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable.
喔 乔 Oh, Joe!
星期一总这样 对吗乔 Mondays, am I right, Joe?
- 没错 盖 - 是啊 - You said it, Guy. - Yeah.
在自由城 我应有尽有 In Free City, I have everything I need.
不要度过愉快的一天 Don't have a good day...
要度过牛逼的一天 ...have a great day.
谢谢 Thank you
走好 Take care.
只有一件事例外 Except one thing.
真正的快乐 Seem happy.
哦 没事的 不用担心 盖 你会找到另一半的 Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.
我没事 小巴 Oh, it's okay, Bud.
我感觉永远找不到 Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know?
也许这不是命中注定的 Maybe it's not meant to be.
所有人趴下 Everybody down on the ground!
我知道我需要怎样的另一半 I know the woman I'm looking for.
噢 我来猜一下 Oh, let me guess.
- 有另类幽默感的女人 - 幽默感 - Woman with an offbeat sense of humour. - Sense of humour.
自我感觉良好的女歌星 An obsession with feel-good diva pop.
女歌星 对没错 Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
她在我的脑海里 挥之不去 She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out.
当然了 我也不想挥之而去 And you know what? I don't want her to.
好吧 其实呢 她根本不会来 也就谈不上走 Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out.
知道为什么吗 因为她根本不存在 You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist.
- 她只是你的幻想 幻想而已 - 你真残忍 - She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel.
- 你真讨厌 - 我很现实 - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - I'm being real.
大家都别逞英雄 很快会过去的 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
下班后去海滩喝啤酒怎么样 So how about it? Beers on the beach after work?
当然 下班去海滩喝啤酒 Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work.
幸福就是这么简单 That makes me so happy.
没错 Me too.
你找到了什么 What have you got?
一个隐藏关卡的证据 你也想要 对吧 Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right?
是视频还是截屏 You got a video or a screen grab?
我不知道 但是有人知道 Nope. But I know who does.
浪费我时间的人 可没好下场 Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time?
哇哦 有人想玩玩儿 Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.
嘿 你真是英国人 还是用的口音滤镜 Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter?
说不定回头我们还能见面 'Cause maybe we could meet up later.
但我TM并不想见你 谢谢 I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks.
喜欢开玩笑 是吗 Got jokes, huh?
好吧 这有个地图 可以找到他的秘密储藏室在哪 Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house.
我不知道怎么进去 如果你可以 56号录像带 或许对你有用 Don't know how you'll get in, but if you do, clip 56 might interest you.
我有一个问题 Now, I got a question.
为什么这段视频如此特别 What's so special about this video clip anyway?
特别在于谁问我就杀谁 What's special is I kill people who ask questions about it.
嗯 明白了 很有趣 Mmm, I see. Fun. Yeah, that's fun.
美女 你真特么暴躁 Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
嘿 说真的 你是为了任务奖励还是经验值 But, seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience?
谁问就杀谁 Those are questions.
你注意到最后一个劫匪穿的运动鞋了吗 Did you see the sneakers on that last robber?
两点半那个 The 2:30?
不 四点那个 No, the 4:00.
四分之三的高帮设计 华丽发泡鞋底 The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles.
他踩在我脸上的时候 我几乎就能感觉到 I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face.
- 天呐 - 哇哦 - Oh, man. - Wow.
大城市的生活 无与伦比 Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.
交出来 Give it to me!
好像要下雨 Looks like rain.
有人看到我的猫吗 Has anyone seen my cat?
盖 你有某种特异功能 大家一直这么谈论你 You know something, Guy, people say it all the time, like,
比如 你让别人踩自己脸的天赋一骑绝尘 "Guy can take a shoe to the face better than anybody I know."
我的意思是 你表现的好像 I mean, when you put it on there,
踩在你的脸上的不是鞋 you act like it's not a shoe in your face.
Mariah Carey - Fantasy
# 仅仅是一个甜蜜的 幻想 # # But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy #
# 当我闭上双眼 你把我带走 # # Baby When I close my eyes. You come and you take me #
不要度过愉快的一天 要度过牛逼的一天 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
我喜欢那首歌 Love that song.
新台词 That's a new one.
# 仅仅是一个甜蜜的 幻想 宝贝 # # But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy baby #
# 当我闭上双眼 你把我带走 # # When I close my eyes. You come and you take me #
嘿 Hey!
是她 That's her.
谁 Her who?
我的梦中情人 小巴 That's my dream girl, Buddy.
她真的存在 She exists.
- 我要去跟她聊聊 - 喔喔喔 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
等一下伙计 她戴着墨镜 Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.
所以呢 So?
什么叫"所以呢" Whatcha mean "so?"
戴墨镜的人是不和我们这种人说话的 So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us.
- 你懂的 - 我要试试 - You know that! - I gotta try.
等等 盖 盖 Look, Guy! Guy!
说好的沙滩啤酒呢 Guy! What about beers on the beach?
你好 Excuse me!
嘿 Hey!
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喝完了吗 You done?
不好意思 要打烊了吗 Sorry. Are you closing?
是的 Yes.
一般我们不把椅子放桌子上 We usually don't put the chairs on the tables,
一杯咖啡撑四个小时 妹子 one-small-coffee-over-four-hours girl.
你是真喜欢玩那个游戏啊 我那个12岁侄子也是 You really like that game, huh? My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
感觉大家都沉迷于此 Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.
喔 自由城 不是的 Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
我跟这个游戏的发行商在打官司 I, uh, have a lawsuit against the publisher
证据就在这个游戏里 and the evidence that I need is in the game.
- 这样我就拿回我的代码 - 噢 - So then I had my codes-- - Oh,
真希望我们没这么早关门 能多了解一些 I wish we weren't closing so I could hear more about this.
早上好 小金金 Good morning, Goldie.
中杯咖啡 加奶 两块方糖 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
实际上 我今天想试试卡布奇诺 Actually, I think I'd like to try a cappuccino today.
喔 卡布奇诺 光是说说就开心的不得了 Ooh. "Cappuccino." I enjoy saying that.
像字母瀑布一样倾泻而下 It's like a waterfall made of letters.
什么 Excuse me?
给我来一杯卡布奇诺 I'd like to try a cappuccino.
谢谢 Please.
可是你一般都是要中杯咖啡 加奶 两块方糖 But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
大家都点这个 你也是 That's what you get. That's what everyone gets.
每天如此 Every day. Always.
- 呃 - 有人要中枪了 - Well, I... - Somebody's about to get shot.
约翰尼警官 Officer Johnny.
我只是觉得今天应该试试别的 你知道 I just thought I'd try something different today, you know?
随便什么都好 对吧 Whatever. Right? Yeah?
嗨 Hi.
哈 我只是想让你保持警惕 Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.
中杯咖啡 加奶 两块方糖 谢谢 Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.
我刚才开玩笑的 - I'm joking.
我只是想让你保持专注 我是开玩笑的 Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding.
他刚才是开玩笑 He was just kidding!
你以为我不想享受你精湛的咖啡手艺 Oh, you think I'd deprive myself of your baristic artistry?
怎么会 不可能 No way, no how.
嗯 妙极了 Mmm. That's hot.
就像上帝洗过了我的舌头 It's like Jesus washed my tongue
但是在他结束前 他告诉了我爸爸 but, right before he finished, he finally told my dad,
这小子本来就很棒 "He's good enough."
非常感谢 约翰尼警官 Thank you so much. Officer Johnny!
祝你愉快 盖 Have a good one, Guy.
卡布奇诺 Cappuccino.
不要度过愉快的一天 - Don't have a good day...
要度过牛逼的一天 也许吧 ...have a great day, I guess.
祝你愉快 Okay. Good day to you.
所有人趴下 - Everybody down on the ground!
大家都别逞英雄 很快会过去的 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
是那个女孩 That's the girl.
我们已经谈过了 We've been over this.
你昨天尝试跟她搭讪 但是失败了 You tried to talk to her yesterday, it didn't work.
你不会成功的 It will never work.
她是戴墨镜的人 She's wearing sunglasses.
我们不招惹戴墨镜的人 We don't mess with the sunglasses people.
说不定我也能搞到一副墨镜 Maybe I'll get some sunglasses of my own.
什么 你说啥 你不能那么做 What? What are you talking about? You can't do that.
哦天呐 我在干吗 Oh, my God. What am I doing?
嗨 Hi.
你刚才说什么 What'd you say?
嗨 Hi.
我需要你的墨镜 I'm gonna need your sunglasses.
噢 哇哦 Ooh. Ow.
我只是 I'm just gonna...
需要你的墨镜 就一下下 I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec.
你知不知道你在干什么 What the hell do you think you're doing?
回你自己那边去 Go back to your side, man.
他就是个NPC 干掉这个混蛋 He's just an NPC. Waste that mother
好吧 我就是想借用一下你的墨镜 就一会儿 可以吗 Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay?
- 后退 我说后退 住手 - 很快的 很快的 - Back off! I said, don't! - Just real quick. Real quick.
住手 - Stop!
你脑子进水了还是怎么的 You broken or somethin'?
我才是劫匪 I'm the robber!
你只管趴着就范 You're the guy who lies down and takes it!
拜托 趴下来 Please, just stay down!
我说了 趴下 I said, stay down!
盖 你不能这么做 Guy, you don't do this, man.
这不是你该做的 This isn't you.
你不该这么做 You don't do this.
也许恰好相反 Maybe I do.
到底是怎么了 What is wrong with this...
这傻X任务 stupid mission?
我跟你说了让他去死 I told you to smoke his ass.
放开我 Let go!
我一会儿就还你 I'll give them right back.
我说了 - I said...
盖 Guy?
他只是在休息 He's just resting.
遍体鳞伤 In pieces!
他死了 That man is dead!
他太困了 He's so sleepy.
我现在放下你的枪 I'm just gonna put your gun down,
放这里 right here,
你醒了就过来拿 for when you wake.
- 好吗 - 盖 - Okay? - Guy.
盖 你去哪 Guy! Where you goin'?
抢劫银行
新任务
车库
百货
枪械库
避难屋
枪械库
避难屋
银行
车库
不好意思 Excuse me.
你能看见这个吗 Do you see this?
周五前把季度报告放我桌上 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.
超出区域范围
哇哦 - Whoo!
喔 Oh!
快点儿 Giddy up!
满血复活 I feel brand new.
超出区域范围
失败者 A Loser.
Logic/Wale/John Lindahl - 100 Miles and Running
# 哥已经腰缠万贯 却还是一心想着钱 # # Money on my mind, so I'm roo paid #
# 从不喝Kool Aid 哥是真的有钱 # # Real all the time, never Kool-Aid #
# 一口便能尝出Duse真假 # # Sippin‘ on Duse, sike #
# 哥在马里兰的G堡发家致富 # # Came a long way from G'burg #
# 每日就像A$AP Ferg（美国说唱歌手）那般努力工作 # # Puttin' in work like Ferg #
余额
发生什么事了 What is happening?
# 我愈发觉得自己才是真正的男人 # # I'm the motherfucker man, 'least I'm feelin' like I am #
# 整个世界都在我的掌控之中 # # Got the whole wild world in the palm of my hand #
这么多钱 So much money.
# 但是不用抱怨那些只认识骚姆而不认识哥的人 # # But don't give a goddamn, I'm Sam, I am #
# 我确定它终于要开始了 # # I said it's on now #
# 大家都知道要开始了 # # Everybody know that it's on now #
# 各就各位预备起 # # Get in the zone now #
嘿 毛毛 看看这个 Hey, Mouser, check this out.
怎么了 键盘 What's up, Keys?
这是什么 What am I looking at?
这个玩家的墨镜被偷了 Okay, so, this user, he gets his glasses stolen
然后被干掉了 and then killed.
被一个非玩家角色 The guy was smoked by a non-playable character.
被一个非玩家角色干掉了 不可能 An NPC? That's impossible.
没错 Yeah, exactly.
可是玩家角色不能穿上非玩家角色的皮肤 Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar.
你把这个垃圾小白踢了 永久禁用 搞定 Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done.
我试过了 可是 I tried that, but I,
我无法追踪他 I can't trace him.
不管他是谁 反正挺厉害 Whoever it is, they're good.
嗯 你得把工作做的更好 伙计 Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.
我已经做的很棒了 I'm pretty good.
线上见 I'll see you on the inside.
选择皮肤 Select your skin.
嘿 键盘 这次用什么皮肤 Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?
可耻的警察 The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
大枪 大胡子 big guns, bigger moustache.
嗯 邪恶小松鼠 我喜欢 Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it.
弱弱的问一句 你用什么 Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with?
全身毛茸茸的骚气粉兔子 就问你怕了吗 Uh, full body moustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid.
我怕极了 I'm terrified.
那来吧 Let's do this.
限定版
Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance
# 好了 停下手边的事 我要开始了 # # All right stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin #
# 用你习惯了的画面和风格 # # The image and the style that ya used to #
# 我看起来很滑稽 但我都是为了赚钱 # # I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see #
# 所以世人们准备好接纳我吧 # # So yo world I hope you're ready for me #
# 现在都聚过来 我是这城市新来的傻瓜 # # Now gather round I'm the new fool in town #
# 我的说唱风格是地下音乐 # # And my sound's laid down by the underground #
# 我喝光了你架子上所有的轩尼诗 # # I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shell #
多人游戏大厅
说真的 Seriously, man.
坦白说 你这个小兔兔皮肤有点过了 I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much.
什么 Excuse me?
好吧 Right.
兔子 行了吗 我的错 Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
那位40岁老处男 给我过来 Hey, 40-year-old virgin! Get over here!
跟我们走 Let's go!
嗯哼 卡其裤长官 Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.
- 过来吧 来吧 哥们 - 来吧 我们走 - Come here. Come on, bud. - Go, let's go.
- 再过来点 - 他来了 - Closer. - There he is.
蓝衬衫小哥 Blue shirt guy.
蓝衬衫 Blue shirt?
是的 Yes.
你好呀 长官 Hello, Officer.
还有兔子 Rabbit.
皮肤不错 Nice skin.
谢谢 嘴真甜 Thank you. That's sweet.
从哪儿弄的皮肤 How'd you get it?
嗯 主要是遗传啦 我运气挺好的 Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky.
我天生皮肤就水灵 I have naturally dewy skin.
听好了 露得清代言人 Listen up, Neutrogena.
你不能用这样的皮肤到处乱走 规则很清楚 You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear.
还有 And another thing.
- 你不能黑进非玩家角色 - 不可以的先生 - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir!
- 这会让任务超载 - 超了超了 - It screws up the mission load... - Screws it up!
而且把游戏体验弄得很烂 ...and it makes the game look bad.
- 超烂 - 是的 - Horrible! - Yeah.
我只听懂了大概百分之五 I got, like, 5% of that.
把皮肤去掉 Lose the skin!
去掉 I... Lose?
你让我怎么去掉我的皮肤呢 How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
脱掉 哥们 Take it off, man.
脱掉就行了 你愣着干嘛 Just take it off. What are you doing?
- 什么 - 讲真的 - What? - Seriously.
- 全部都脱掉 脸 还有衣服 - 怎么脱掉啊 - The whole thing. The face, the outfit. - How?
- 全部脱掉 - 脱掉 - Everything. Ditch it. - Take it off.
要是你不脱掉皮肤 我们就会杀了你 If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
- 为什么 - 而且我们会不停地杀你 - Why? - And we're gonna keep killing you.
这又是为什么 Still why?
等我们找出你的身份 Until we do find out who you are,
我们会把你的账号永久禁用 and then we're gonna ban you for life.
好 不是 好 我想配合你们 Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply.
但是这些威胁命令我听不懂 I just find the order of those threats very confusing.
- 有人要吃枪子了 - 朝他开火吧 - Somebody's about to get shot. - Light him up!
长期大促销
这个不是 No.
出来吧 蓝衬衫 Come on, Blue Shirt.
任务目标 到达顶端 3次跳跃 避免伤害 收集战利品
激活 3次剩余跳跃次数
这是我没想到的 你猜到会这样吗 Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming?
有点吓到我了 Scared me a little bit.
蓝衬衫 我们来了 We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!
过来抓你啦 Coming to get ya.
我们来抓你啦 We're coming to get ya.
等等 Wait! Wait!
听我解释 I can explain everything.
我发现了这副墨镜 然后我就能看见那些东西了 I found these glasses and then I can see things now.
就是那些 不存在的东西 Things that-- Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there.
但它们存在 Except they are there.
我知道这听起来很扯 但我说的是实话 I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
你跑得了一时 但跑不了一世 蓝衬衫 You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide.
来吧 蓝衬衫 你逃不过兔兔的掌心 Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit.
我们可是食物链顶端 We're apex predators.
我们专会撕咬 打架 割喉 All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats.
太高了 太高了 Too high! Too high!
你想跟我们玩是吗 蓝衬衫 看好了 Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this.
我受够了 键盘 是时候给这龟儿子开个上帝模式了 I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch.
好 来吧 Okay, bring it.
弄好了 快快快快 Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
我太牛了 I'm so, so good at this.
0次剩余跳跃次数
你完蛋了 银行职员 Time's up, bank teller!
出口
Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball
# 我像个破碎球一样闯入 # # I came in like a wrecking ball #
不要 Nope!
气囊套装
自由城城市发展
我不会死 I can't die!
我死不了 I'm never gonna die!
这就是蓝衬衫小哥的悲伤故事了 And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy.
完结 The end.
- 说不通啊 - 什么 - Doesn't make sense. - What?
我刚查了服务器数据 I just checked the server stats.
我们杀了蓝衬衫 但线上玩家数目没变 We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change.
这只是个小故障 哥们 It's just a glitch, man.
- 没什么大不了的 - 我知道 - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know.
不过好像是什么新东西 It just seems like that's something new, you know?
键盘 我知道你在想什么 不要告诉安托万 Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan.
我就是觉得开诚布公很重要 I just think it's important to be transparent, okay?
不 不重要 Uh-uh. No.
安托万现在忙着续集的发行 要么他不在意 Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care
要么就超生气然后怪罪给我们 or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us.
我不知道你到底有什么想不通的 So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation.
而且你不是什么麻省理工天才 独立游戏设计师吗 Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer?
你怎么窝在这小地方处理客户投诉 What are you doing down here dealing with complaints?
毛毛 说来话长 这个悲伤的故事充满了破碎的梦想 That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams,
绝望 还有堆积如山的大学贷款 desperation, and a mountain of college debt.
你不会想听的 You do not wanna hear about that.
你说得太对了 You're absolutely right.
这故事听着就很可怕 无聊 还满是白人特权 That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege.
别告诉安托万 Don't talk to Antwan.
我们从未想过这会成真 We never dreamt this would've happened.
生命本质上是一场鱼缸游戏 I mean, life itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game.
西雅图 游戏幕后大会 2015
沃尔特 "键盘" 麦克伊
人们不光玩 他们也看着他成长 People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow.
这是一个严格意义上的观察体验 It's a strictly observational experience
电脑产生的角色相互作用 进化 where computer generated characters interact and evolve.
我们把它推广出去就很幸运了 I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.
键盘的魅力就在这里了 他完全不知道自己有多聪明 That's what's so charming about Keys, he's clueless about his own genius.
西雅图 游戏幕后大会 2015
不 米莉才是天才 Uh, no, Millie is the genius.
她从0打造出了那个人工智能引擎 Uh, she built the AI engine from the ground up.
问点私人的问题 So, to get a little personal,
每天早上支撑你们起床的是什么 what's the thing that gets you up in the morning?
中杯咖啡 加奶 两块方糖 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
除此之外 What's the other thing?
哦 还有对算法论证无法遏制的渴望 Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation.
- 她不是说着玩的 - 我不是 - She's not kidding. - I'm not.
那你呢 How about you?
- 代码 - 代码吗 - Code. - Code?
- 代码 - 是的 代码 - Code. - Code, yeah.
没错 There we go.
因为代码不光只是0和1 而是隐藏的信息 'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages.
其实我愿意把自己想象成一个作家 而不是编代码的 I like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author.
我用0和1代替文字表达 因为文字有时会让你失望 I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down.
但0和1绝对不会 0和1无敌酷 But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
- 他没在开玩笑的 - 我没有 - He's not kidding. - I'm not.
我想问问 Now, I've gotta ask.
我感觉你俩之间有明显的化学反应 There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you.
- 感觉有可能发展成 - 没有 - Has this evolved into more than-- - No.
- 不可能的 我们这是纯洁的友谊 - 不不不 我们只是朋友 - No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends.
- 我们是最好的朋友 - 友谊 - We're like best friends. - Friendship.
现在你们的游戏要被苏乐美发行 And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami,
这可是世界最大游戏发行商 one of the biggest publishers in the world.
- 这真的太牛了 - 是的是的 - It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah.
确实像一个不太可能的组合 It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though.
是 我也没完全搞懂 Yeah, I didn't totally get it either.
但是米莉对这些事有很好的直觉 But Millie's got a real instinct with these things.
安托万是个天才 Antwan is a genius.
他傲慢又讨人厌 但他真的很擅长他的工作 He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does.
这能让更多的人看到我们的成果 It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience.
- 天哪 这俩人真是年轻幼稚 - 我的天 - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez.
所以现在要玩擅闯私宅了吗 So we're breaking and entering now?
为那贪得无厌的人渣工作感觉怎么样 How does it feel working for a galactic black hole of frozen shit?
你走吧 我和你无法沟通 You have to leave. I can't talk to you.
羞耻就是会让人无言 Aw, shame will have that effect.
不是 米莉 我不能和你说太多 No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.
看到你都不行 我眼睛只能聚焦在你身后背景上 I can't even see you. I'm literally focusing on background objects
因为看到你嘴巴动都违反了我的保密协议 because looking at your lips move violates my NDA
我会因此被炒 and it could get me fired.
被安托万炒吗 那个窃取我们成果的家伙 Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work?
没有 他买下了版权然后雪藏 No, he bought it and then he shelved it.
明白了吗 你还活在过去 没出来 你得往前看 All right? You're living in the past. You are stuck. You gotta move on.
我要怎么往前看 How can I move on?
你又怎么能往前看 How can you?
安托万卷走了我们的人工智能引擎 用在他那超蠢的射击游戏里 Antwan swiped our AI engine to use in his dumb shooter.
他这么做了吗 米莉 讲真 我不确定 Did he, Millie? Because, honestly, I'm not so sure.
我们的游戏复杂 漂亮而且有趣 Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting.
而自由城 或许很受欢迎 但是超蠢啊 蠢哭了 And Free City, it may be popular but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
那就别维护他了 帮我搞垮他 Then stop defending him and help me beat his ass.
- 米莉 我 - 键盘 他从我们那儿偷走的 - Millie, I'm - Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
现在他又撒谎不承认 And now he's lying about it
这样就不用给我们属于我们的荣誉和版权 so he doesn't have to give us the credit and the royalties that we deserve.
米莉 Millie
我找到一个线索 在玩家秘密储藏室的一个格子里 I found a clue. It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
我只需要你帮我进入那里 All I need from you is to get me in there.
米莉 我在乎你 Millie, I care about you
但你得走了 but you need to leave.
今天会不一样的 小金金 Today is gonna be different, Goldie.
自由城
保存档案
秘密储藏室
我们在看什么 What are we lookin' at?
你是谁 Who are you?
好好好 Okay, okay. Okay.
那天我们碰到了 当时你在哼那首好听的歌 We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song.
哦对 Oh, yeah.
我以为你是非玩家角色 你怎么找到我的 I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me?
我在外面谋杀火车那里守株待兔 I waited outside by the murder train,
然后跟踪你 then I followed you.
糟了 Shit!
我能跟你走吗 Can I come with you?
可以吗 Yes?
运输
我的天哪 发生了什么 Holy hell, what just happened?
刚刚你差点毁了我的任务 What just happened is you almost blew my mission.
不是 我是问我们怎么从那里到这里的 No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is?
你是问传送枪吗 You mean the portal gun?
传送枪 听着就很贵 Portal gun? That sounds expensive.
哇 你这个菜鸟真够特别的 Wow, you are a special kind of noob.
谢谢 你也是 Thank you. You too.
转过去 Turn around.
盖理解成了转圈
好 Okay.
这是北极吗 Is this the North Pole?
听着 小哥 Listen, dude.
- 我叫盖 - 盖 无所谓 - Guy. - Guy. Whatever.
这是给非玩家角色的道具 Props on the NPC outfit,
我在琢磨怎么偷一样东西 but I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something.
或许我可以帮你 Maybe I could help you.
我单打独斗 I work alone.
你的手榴弹好好看 You have beautiful grenades.
对了 如果你想在这里闯出名堂 Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here,
你得升升级 you need to have a higher level than that.
- 好紧 - 别动 - That's tough. No. - No.
升级吗 Higher level?
我的神哪 菜鸟 Good Lord, rook.
看见没 See?
燃烧瓶女孩 195级
- 哇 - 这是我的等级 - Oh. - That's mine.
这是你的 And that's yours.
盖 1级
什么 1是最好还是最差呀 Oh. What, is one the best or the worst?
没有比1更低的了 There is literally nothing lower.
好吧 那我怎么升级呢 Well, how do I get to a higher level?
- 认真的吗 - 认真的 - Really? - Really.
- 你懂的 拿些东西 - 好 - You know, get stuff. - Yeah.
- 你在跟我开玩笑吗 - 嗯 - Are you kidding me right now? - Yeah.
- 经验值 枪 - 好 - Experience, guns... - Yeah.
- 放下 - 好的 - Put that down. - Uh-huh.
钱 这里是自由城 Money. This is Free City.
你可以抢商店 劫车 You could rob a store, carjack someone,
给路人一拳 你会玩明白的 punch a pedestrian in the face. You'll figure it out.
可我绝不会伤害无辜的人 Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
嗯 不得不承认这听着确实很新鲜 Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing.
有时候我都忘了这里不是所有人都是反社会的巨婴 Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.
谢谢夸奖 Thank you.
等等 不过世界也没那么糟 有吗 Wait. But the world isn't that bad, though, is it?
还是相当灰暗的 Oh! Pretty bleak.
你要是遇到掌管这个世界的混蛋 你会同意我说的 If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree.
我们在聊上帝吗 你见过上帝 Are we talking about God? You've met God?
他还是个混球吗 And he's a dick?
他叫安托万 没错 他是个彻头彻尾的恶魔 His name's Antwan, and, yes, he's an absolute troll.
恶魔真的存在吗 Trolls exist?
听着 我不知道有没有人这么干过 Look, I don't know if anybody does it,
不过你可以以好人身份攒点经验值 but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy.
- 像英雄那样 - 冷静点 猛虎 - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger.
如果你不想射杀别人 你可以偷他们的枪 If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns.
就这些玩意儿可以给你升级 All that shit makes your level go up.
去做个好人吧 Go be the good guy.
好 不 我会做个大好人 Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.
哇 Ooh! Ooh.
好好享受一辈子用不完的的贞操吧 Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.
那你走吧 Off you go.
等下 那我怎么知道我等级升够了呢 Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough?
- 呃 升到100级 我们再聊吧 - 哇 - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa.
- 拜拜 - 那比1级高好多啊 - Bye now. - That's so much more than one.
- 高了99级 - 再见吧 - Like, 99 more. - Bye now.
好 Okay.
保释金
嗨 Hi.
谢谢你 盖 Thanks, Guy.
余额 30万美元
升级13
早安 小金金 Good morning, Goldie.
早安呀 小金金 Good morning, Goldie.
早安哟 小金金 Good fucking morning, Goldie.
我有四个字要送给大家 蓝衣小哥 I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy.
GMA热点新闻 自由城疯传人物 蓝衣小哥
蓝衣小哥这个英雄角色以创纪录的速度升级 BSG is levelling up and at a record pace by playing the hero.
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Orange
字幕组
搞得全世界的人都在问 这人到底是谁 It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?"
我不知道他到底是谁 但他真的虐爆所有玩家 I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players.
他来了 拿下了Beefoven And here he is, taking out Beefoven,
那可是诸神黄昏组的第102级玩家 a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.
- 这太扯了 - 到底何方神圣 - This is bullshit. - Who is this guy?
我不认识 但他好厉害 I don't know, but he's good.
是的 他超厉害 他看起来像个非玩家角色 Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC
但他到处奔走做好人好事 but he's running around, levelling up crazy fast
疯狂升级 by being the freaking good guy.
自由城市这个游戏里 这位多彩的角色 "This colourful character in the video game Free City
以好人身份引起关注 "has been turning heads by being the good guy."
- Piper - 蓝衣小哥是谁 - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
你问到点子上了 You're absolutely right.
蓝衣小哥 到底是谁 Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?
升级67
有一股风靡全球的狂热已经俘获孩子们的心 蓝衣小哥 There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
你好 雏田小朋友 Hello, Hinata.
你穿得好赞啊 You have a great outfit.
不要度过愉快的一天 Don't have a good day...
要度过牛逼的一天 Have a GREAT day!
太赞了吧 Crazy awesome!!!
瞧瞧谁大驾光临了 你还知道工作啊 Well, well, well. Look who decided to come to work today, huh?
你去哪了 我都快担心死了 Look, where have you been? I've been worried sick about you.
这件T恤是什么鬼 What is this shirt?
上面的领子呢 那些纽扣呢 Where's your collar at? Where's the rest of the buttons?
而且你的下摆没塞进去 你看上去太邋遢了 And it's not tucked in. You look sloppy.
事实上你看上去糟透了 你是不是还练肌肉了 Matter of fact, you look horrible. Did you pick up some muscles, too?
还是外面有些人在训练你 Or is somebody outside pumping you up?
很抱歉之前我不在 巴迪 I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud.
我一直在思考 I've been figuring some stuff out.
什么叫思考没什么好考虑的 Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out.
对吧 你去睡觉 起床 Okay? You go to bed, you wake up,
喝咖啡 然后来上班 you get some coffee, then you come to work.
最后第二天重复相同的事 And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow.
- 那个女孩 - 我的天 - The girl. - Oh, my God.
我跟她说话了 I talked to her. I talked to her.
- 那个戴墨镜的 - 对 就是她 - The one with the sunglasses? - The sunglasses, yes!
我跟戴墨镜的人说话了 I talked to one of the sunglass people
现在我也是他们中的一员了 and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
我本人 Me.
所有人趴下 Everybody down on the ground!
你真酷 You're so hot.
如果我说你能做到更多呢 What if I could tell you that you could be more?
你的生活可以更圆满 Your life could be fuller.
你可以做出自己的决定 自己的 That you're free to make your own decisions. Your own choices.
嘿 傻逼 Yo, dumbass.
有什么事吗 We are in the middle of something.
- 那是我的枪 - 安静点 - That's my gun. - Quiet time.
这些宝贝改变了我的生活 现在也会改变你的 These puppies changed my life. And they're gonna change yours, too.
得了 你知道我们不戴墨镜 Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses.
现在戴了 We do now.
这是我的了 Mine now.
你逗我呢 Are you kidding me?
- 戴上 - 不 - Put 'em on. - No.
生活中的一切未必要是巧合 Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right?
戴上墨镜你就知道了 Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see.
你会明白的 You're gonna see.
来吧 Come on.
我做不到 好吗 I can't, okay?
对不起 I'm sorry.
这些归我了 你个傻缺 I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.
现在滚出去 老实点 Now get out of here. Go be nicer.
快点 赶紧滚 Beat it. Go, go, go.
给我跑起来 Don't walk, run.
还有你 And you...
对不起 Sorry.
你值得比那个家伙更好的人 ...um, you could do so much better than that guy.
你可以跟一个好人在一起 You could be with, like, a good guy.
其实我根本不用跟任何人一起 Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy.
没错 他们大部分人糟透了 Right? Exactly. Most of them are awful.
- 真的 - 太差劲了 - They really are. - Terrible.
做你自己想做的事 Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.
你是我最好的朋友 巴迪 You're my best friend, Buddy.
别害怕 And you don't have to be scared.
如果你改变主意了告诉我 If you change your mind, I'll be around.
键盘 我们的蓝衣小哥火了 Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
我知道 I know.
这家伙到底是谁 Who is this guy?
米莉 我有话跟你说 尽快 拜托了
我们的证据在那个秘密储藏室
我一个人办不到 我试过了
我到了 I'm here.
谢谢你键盘 I really appreciate this, Keys.
说清楚 Okay. Just to be clear,
我只是帮你打开门 all I'm doing right now is opening the door.
如果这个录像真的能证明安托万非法使用了我们的代码 If this clip really does prove that Antwan reused our code illegally,
找到之后就出来 go find it and get out.
这个屋子的玩家在中心城做珠宝店抢劫任务 Player's doing the jewellery store mission in midtown.
你有五分钟 That gives you 5 minutes.
去吧 And go.
键盘 你真是个天才 Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
真的吗 Really?
我现在坐在马桶上偷玩家的代码 I'm sitting on the toilet right now, stealing user codes,
所以我不觉得自己是 so I don't exactly feel like one.
你从来不觉得 Oh, you never have.
幸好我更了解你 Good thing I know better.
好了 你找的录像应该在左边的墙上 All right. The clip you're looking for should be on the wall to your left.
- 谢谢你的帮助 - 没事 - Thanks for the assist. - You got it.
希望里面有你找的证据 I hope it has the proof you're looking for.
查看本录像 需要多人游戏大厅 访问操纵台
键盘 帮帮我 Keys! I need your help!
他把那设成了复活点 He's got that place booby-trapped with spawn points.
米莉我帮不了你 Millie, I can't help you.
蓝衣小哥 Blue Shirt Guy?
我今天穿的是亨利衫 酷吗 我觉得酷毙了 It's a Henley. Was that cool? It felt really cool.
你真漂亮 哇 这个房子真棒 You look really pretty. Wow, this house is so nice.
你在这干什么 What are you doing here?
我在偷一盒录像带 现在我不想死 I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die.
你在跟谁说话 Who are you talking to?
你知道 穿着非玩家角色皮肤的那个玩家 You know, that player in the NPC skin.
米莉 那个房间里没有其他玩家 Millie, there are no other players in that house.
手都给我打疼了 That actually hurt my hand.
趴下 Get down!
Mama Cass - Make Your Own Kind of Music
# 没有人会告诉你 # # No body can tell ya #
# 世上唯有一首歌值得去哼唱 # # There's only one song worth singing #
# 有人会尽力劝你别这样做 # # They may try and sell ya #
# 因为他们害怕看到 # # Cause it hangs them up #
# 像你一样的人 # # to see someone like you #
# 但你应该去打造属于你自己的音乐 # # But you gotta make your own kind of music #
# 唱出属于你自己的独特旋律 # # Sing your own special song #
对不起 老天 I'm sorry! Oh, God!
我们合作得好极了 We're doing great.
我们真的该走了 We should definitely go!
该死 Oh, shit!
你口袋里有把格洛克手枪吗 - 不是 - Is that a Glock in your pocket? - No.
- 什么 - 是两把 - What? - It's two Glocks.
# 打造属于自己的音乐 # # Make your own kind of music #
# 唱出属于你自己的独特旋律 # # Sing your own special song #
# 所以如果你不能执我之手 # # So if you can not take my hand #
我不觉得这玩意能飞 I don't suppose this thing can fly.
不能 No.
跳 Jump.
# 如果你必须要离开 我会理解你 # # Then I must be going, I'll understand #
安托万来了
糟了 Oh, shit.
苏乐美工作室
早上好小羊羔们 Good morning, sheeple!
你被炒了 Oh, you are fired.
关于那些僵尸有点问题 零售商不愿经销 There is some concern with the bloody zombies. Retailers won't carry the game.
闭嘴 结束了 这事从未发生过 下一个 Cut it. It's out. Never even happened. Next.
是你的律师 他们需要你的证人陈述 It's your lawyers. They need to get your deposition.
说 我们说的是哪个案子 Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about?
米莉 米莉 鲁斯克 没什么好担心的 Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat.
都不用上法庭 That will never see the inside of a courtroom
因为她没证据而且她的前搭档给我打工 because she's got no proof and her ex-partner works for me.
我们稳赢 We're golden.
安托万 你看上去好极了 Antwan, hey. You look great.
我以为你还在火人节上 Uh, I thought you were still at Burning Man.
我看上去像还在火人节吗 Oh, does it look like I'm still at Burning Man?
你 你 You, you, you--
不像 所以闭上你满是胡子的逼嘴听我说 No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen.
你知道那个在游戏里乱跑的混蛋吧 You heard about the asshole running around in the game
像NPC的那个 who looks like an NPC?
对 我们叫他蓝衣小哥 但我们正要处理掉他 Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy. But we're gonna get rid of him.
别处理 人们喜欢他 在社交媒体上都传遍了 Don't get rid of him. People like him. It's all over social media. No.
知道我要干什么吗 我要在自由城2中延续这个皮肤 In fact, know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
美术组 给蓝衣小哥整点升级好吗 Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
升级 把他变成一个杀手什么的 'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something.
安托万 我们连自由城1的皮肤都远远落后进度 Antwan, we're already way behind porting over the skins from Free City 1.
皮肤 别担心 Skins? Don't even worry about that.
自由城2里就没用了 They won't be usable in Free City 2.
安托万 你告诉过粉丝们 Antwan, you told the fans
自由城2向后兼容 广告里说过 Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial.
你说续集里会是同样的角色 You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel.
事实是 我是说过 但我撒谎了 Well, here's the thing. When I said that, I was lying.
听着安托万 游戏已经有很多问题了 Listen, Antwan, the game is already buggier than ever.
我收到一堆投诉 堆起来有一米多高 I got a stack of user complaints, like, a mile high.
听着 我知道很难受 Look, I know it sucks.
但地址识别已经很困难了 所以别担心 But the IP recognition is rock hard. Okay? So don't even worry about it.
我只是说 我们可以做一个原创游戏 I'm just saying, we could make an original game.
什么 What?
做个原创 我为什么要在可以出续集的情况下做原创 Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel?
一个续集 A sequel.
原创可以更好 So we can make it better?
信息和续集 那才是人们想要的 IPs and sequels, that is the thing that people want.
- 问你个问题 - 好吧 - Let me ask you a question. - Okay.
你喜欢吃肯德基对吧 You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?
- 没错 - 不喜欢 - Mmm-hmm. - No.
如果你喜欢肯德基 我又做了肯德基 If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
而且我知道你喜欢肯德基 and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
为什么我要开另一家叫 why would I make another restaurant called,
比如 开封菜炸子鸡的餐厅 uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
- 对吧 没意义啊兄弟 - 没意义 - Okay? Makes no sense, homie. - Mmm-hmm. No sense.
我要什么 一个续集 What am I gonna give you? A sequel.
肯德基炸鸡 第二系列 Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two.
你说得没错 Uh, yum. Drop the deuce on him.
过来 到这来 Come on. Come here. Come here.
我不希望你有太大压力 I don't want you to stress
老想着那些高端广告 that glorious shampoo commercial head of yours about it.
自由城2将是爆款 Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious.
不知道你在说什么 That's not a word.
你确定不想去编程组吗 You sure you don't wanna bump up to programming?
我知道你有这个能力 I know you got the brains for it.
不了谢谢 我在这就很好 No thanks. I'm good right where I am.
好极了 安贫乐道 我不是这样的人 Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate.
但只要不给你涨薪我都无所谓 But it's all good with me if I don't have to pay you more.
我撤了 Antwan out.
这家伙是谁 Who is this guy?
我听你的建议 I took your advice.
升级了 I levelled up.
厉害 Impressive.
你为什么要这么做 Why are you doing all of this?
我之前觉得被困住了 You know, I guess I felt trapped.
我的一生 You know, in my life,
感觉都这么 I just felt so
压抑 Stuck.
没错 然后我看见了你 Yeah. And then I saw you.
我看见你 Then I saw you.
你是谁 Who are you?
我叫盖 I'm Guy.
不 你到底是谁 No, who are you really?
还是盖 Still Guy.
这一切 升级这么快 All of this, levelling up so fast.
向这个世界竖中指 Giving this whole world the finger.
你为什么要做这些 How are you pulling this off?
我从未竖过任何手指 I never given anyone any of my fingers.
你为苏乐美工作是不是 You work at Soonami, don't you?
- 不是 - 你有内部途径 - No. - You've got an inside track.
- 我在银行工作 - 哼 银行 - I work at the bank. - Right. The bank.
所以你就是个恰好在银行工作的天才黑客 So, you're just this incredible hacker who happens to work at the bank.
对 我在银行工作 Yes, I work at the bank.
你从哪获得的皮肤 Where did you get that skin?
它就 一直在这 It's always, sort of, been there.
为什么老有人问我这个问题 Why do people keep asking me that question?
不知道 为什么呢 I don't know, why do they?
不 不 不是这个意思 我 No, no. Not doing that. I--
现在什么情况 What's happening right now?
不知道 但我不管 I don't know, but I don't buy it.
不管 No.
- 好吧 我当作什么都没发生 - 好的 - Okay, fine. I'll forget it. - Fine. Good.
- 无所谓 - 没错 - I'll let it go. - Yes.
太好了 Great.
我猜每个人都有自己的秘密 We all have our secrets, I guess.
没错 Yes, we do.
你喜欢吃冰激凌吗 Do you like ice cream?
不敢相信我从没来过这 I can't believe I've never been here.
这是个秘密基地 Well, it's sort of a secret.
我跟我的兄弟巴迪总来这 安静而且安全 That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here. It's quiet and safe.
有道理 Yeah, it makes sense.
这没有任务 No missions here.
试试这个 你可能觉得我疯了 Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy.
这是我最爱的味道 This is my favourite flavour in the whole world.
- 照例来两份 - 没问题盖 - We'll take two of the usual, please. - You got it, Guy.
是泡泡糖味的 It's bubble gum flavour.
是不是觉得我疯了 You think I'm crazy, don't you?
盖 Guy,
你是我肚子里的蛔虫吗 我最爱泡泡糖味的冰激凌了 get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream.
不可能 你在嘲笑我吗 No, you don't. Are you making fun of me right now?
不 没人喜欢这个味道 No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.
我喜欢 No, I do.
因为泡泡糖冰激凌我结束了一段恋情 I had a relationship end over bubble gum ice cream.
- 不会吧 给 - 没错 - No way. Here. - Yeah.
- 干杯 - 干杯 - Cheers. - Cheers.
多好吃 How good is that?
你能尝到吗 You can taste it?
尝到 就像我的舌头跟日出有个孩子 Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise.
我原先最喜欢咖啡 Coffee used to be my favourite food,
但跟这个比起来简直就是折磨 but, compared with this, it tastes like liquid suffering.
怎么了 What?
没什么 你真幽默 Nothing. You're funny.
- 是吗 - 对 - I am? - Yeah.
奇怪的幽默 Weird funny.
但我喜欢 But that's kind of my speed.
怪异的幽默我也喜欢 Weird funny, that's totally my speed, too.
- 好极了 - 我知道一个笑话 - Great. - Yeah. I know a joke.
一个怪异好笑的 想听吗 A weird funny joke. You wanna hear it?
- 说吧 - 好吧 - Please. - Okay.
一个同性恋和一个坐轮椅的人 A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair
试图杀掉一个小孩 are trying to murder a very small child.
- 那个瘸子跟同性恋说 - 等等等等 别说啦 - The cripple says to the homosexual - Whoa. Stop, stop.
停下 你从哪听来的 Stop! Where did you hear that?
一个抢劫犯 枪手跟司机说的 A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver
他觉得特别好笑所以我记下来到处说 who thought it was hilarious, so I memorised it and told everyone.
建议吗 Word of advice?
别听自由城那些钓鱼的笑话 Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City.
钓鱼 Trolls?
那是秋千吗 Is that a swing set?
我去 Holy--
这也太奇怪了 Okay, this is too weird.
上等的干红 泡泡糖冰激凌现在秋千 Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings?
- 这也太奇怪了 - 我也这么觉得 - This is too weird. - I thought the same thing, too.
我也是 I thought the same thing.
我小时候特别迷恋秋千 When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings.
在我家长大 简直 Growing up in my family, it was--
你不想听这些的 You don't wanna hear this. No.
我想听一切 Oh, I wanna hear everything.
在我家 优秀远远不够 Growing up in my family, it wasn't good enough to be great.
你必须是赢家 那种压力 You had to win, and that pressure, you know,
持续不断 it was just constant.
但当我坐上后花园那架秋千 But when I was in the back garden on that little swing--
在那一刻 You know that moment,
上升与下落之间 that split second between rising and falling,
当你完全失重 就像自由了一样 when you're totally weightless, it feels like you're free.
恋爱 In love.
自由 没错 Free. What you said. Yeah.
我好想吻你 这会很奇怪吗 I really wanna kiss you. Is that weird?
你想吻我 You want to kiss me?
狠狠吻你 I wanna kiss you so badly.
你想狠狠吻我 You want to kiss me badly?
- 不是 - 不想吗 - No! - No?
不不 我想好好地吻你 No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well.
我是个傻瓜 I mean, I'm an idiot,
所以有时候我会说傻话 so I say things like an idiot sometimes.
你才不是 No, you're not. You're not.
我是说 I mean, um,
如果你知道这怎么操作的话 uh, if you know how to, go for it.
我知道的 I know how.
好的 Okay.
开始啰 Here goes.
这可比冰淇淋好太多了 That was so much better than ice cream.
我想有人在敲门 I think someone's at the door.
说得对 I'll say.
嗯 感觉很棒 Well, this was great.
对 没错 Yeah, it was.
咱们下次再见吧 怎么样 Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?
没问题 Yes. Definitely.
也许在现实世界见面 Maybe in the real world.
什么 What?
对 对 没错 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 再见 - 好的 - Okay. Bye. - Okay.
再见 燃烧瓶 Bye, Molotov.
我的真名是米莉 Hey, my real name is Millie.
我的真名还是 盖 My real name continues to be Guy.
米莉 开门 是我 键盘 快点开门 Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
米莉 是我 开门 Millie! It's me, open up!
- 怎么了 - 你是对的 - What? - You were right.
- 你没错 - 快进来 - You were right. - Oh, come on in.
你是对的 我们的代码在自由城里 You were right. Our code, it is in Free City
然后 它生效了 and, Millie, it works.
我知道 但我们没有证据 Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.
先把这事忘了吧 Just forget about that for one second.
我是说我们的游戏 自由人生 I'm saying that our game, Life Itself,
角色可以成长 改变 变得有血有肉 where characters would grow and change and feel real...
- 嗯 - 生效了 - Yeah? - ...worked.
- 键盘 - 人工智能生效了 - Keys. - The AI worked.
这就是为什么自由城如此现实 人们如此喜爱它的原因 It's the reason why Free City is so realistic and people love it so much.
当然两部游戏还是有差距的 And of course it doesn't look the same.
没有瀑布 蝴蝶和独角兽 There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns,
所有的角色都有不同的肤色 当然了 all the characters have different skins. Of course they do.
但游戏的基本代码是一样的 是我们的代码 But the underlying code in the game is the same. Our code.
而盖 他进化得更超前 And Guy, I mean, he has evolved way further
远超出我们的想象 than we thought was even possible.
等等 你是说那个披着NPC皮肤的黑客吗 Wait, are you talking about the hacker in the NPC skin?
米莉 我说的就是那个穿着蓝衬衫的家伙 Millie, I'm talking about the fact that Blue Shirt Guy...
不是玩家 ...is not a player.
他是一个自以为真实存在的算法 He is an algorithm who thinks he's alive.
我是说 技术上讲 他是活着的 I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.
他是第一个真正的人工智能 He is the first real artificial intelligence.
- 不 - 我知道 - No! No. - I know.
- 不不不 - 是真的 - No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah.
- 盖 我的盖 - 是他 - Guy? My Guy? - Guy.
- 他曾经 - 你的盖 - One who has been-- - Your Guy?
- 我的老天 - 这是好事啊 - Holy - This is a good thing.
不 太糟糕了 No, it's really bad.
米莉 他的代码远比常量多几千倍 Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be.
我们做到了 We did it, Mills.
我们做到了 我们想要创造的一切都成真了 We did it. Everything that we wanted to create, it actually happened.
不是吗 你知道NPC们也有私人生活吗 Okay? Did you know that the NPCs have private lives?
其中一位咖啡师通过反复试验学会了如何制作卡布奇诺 One of the baristas learned how to make a cappuccino through trial and error.
我的意思是 真的很难 我都做不到 I mean, that's really difficult. I can't even do that.
我早上连自己的燕麦奶都不会起泡 I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning.
还有游戏里的金发美女 And the Bombshell character in the game
写了一本回忆录 wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment
对性别角色和父权制进行了激烈的控诉 of gender roles, the patriarchy.
性别角色指由于人的性别差异而带来的不同的心理特点或行为模式
有些地方有点说教 但总的来说还是不错的 It's a little preachy in parts but, over all, it's pretty good.
米莉 我们得庆祝一下 Millie, we have to celebrate!
- 不 这不可能 - 你在说什么啊 - No, this can't be happening. - What are you talking about?
- 这就是我们一直努力的目标 - 不 我让他吻我了 - This is what we've been working for! - No, I let him kiss me!
没错 So, yeah.
抱歉 等等 你让谁吻你了 I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?
盖 Guy.
盖 Guy?
我第一次吻了一个如此纯真的人 真的 从未有过的纯真 The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy in, like, forever
当然了 他都不是真人 and of course he's not even real!
呃 这事都不需要按钮 Uh, there's not a button for that.
但他找到了我的按钮 Oh, he found the button.
- 好吧 - 没错 - Okay. - Yeah.
- 我搞不清楚了 - 怎么这么热啊 - I am-- I'm so confused... - Why is it so hot?
还有点惊讶好奇 ...and surprisingly curious.
你让一个人工智能 You let an artificially intelligent
- 游戏角色亲了你 - 好吧 - video game character kiss you? - Oh, okay,
- 你能不能别再讨论这个了 - 然后你觉得这还挺 - can you just stop saying it like that? - And then you thought that would be--
你一定得见见他 键盘 Because you have got to meet him, Keys.
他风趣 贴心 还很帅 He's funny, and he's sweet, and he's so handsome.
天啊 我想要大吼出来 Oh, my God, now I'm saying it out loud.
而且 米莉 值得深思的是 他才四岁 Also, Millie, food for thought, he's, like, four.
- 真的 你一定要这么说 - 真的 - Really? You're gonna do that? - Really.
你让这事一下变得吓人起来了 Wow, you just made that really creepy.
米莉 先把这些都放在一边 Millie, put all that aside.
不管奇不奇怪 当人们发现这事 Weird or not, when people find out about this,
你就能获得诺贝尔奖 哦天呐 you could win a Nobel Prize. Oh, God.
怎么了 What?
如果人们看见这个 Oh, my God, if they see this--
怎么了 What? What is it?
安托万 还能有谁 Antwan. What else?
他撒谎了 他骗我们说没用我们的代码 He's lying. He lied about using our code,
他一直在撒谎说游戏是向下兼容的 he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible.
我觉得 关于自由城1 他也在撒谎 I think he's lying about Free City 1.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
看到了没 没有一个任务或者是地点 Look. You see? There's not one mission, not one location...
甚至没有一个角色继承自自由城1 ...I mean, there's not even a single character from Free City 1 on here.
自由之城2不是前代更新 Free City 2 is not an update...
- 而是将要替换前代 - 的确 - It's a replacement. - Exactly.
所以当自由之城2在周一发布时 So when Free City 2 launches on Monday--
蓝衣小哥 所有关于我们代码的证据 所有东西 都会被删除 Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code, everything, will be deleted.
他不能这么做 He can't do that.
我是说 我们得拯救这个人工智能的世界 这太疯狂了 I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
我们会完蛋的 We're screwed.
也许不会 Maybe not.
如果我们能在游戏中找到我们的原建筑 If we can find our original build in the game,
这就能证明安托万 在没有授权的情况下使用了我们的代码 it'll prove that Antwan used our code without properly licensing it.
我们只需要在自由之城2发行前找到它 And we just have to find it before Free City 2 launches.
我们有48小时 We have 48 hours.
我一直在找 键盘 你知道的 I've looked, Keys. You know I have.
我知道的 I know you have.
但现在我们都知道蓝衣小哥的情况 But now that we both know about Blue Shirt Guy,
也许他能帮忙 maybe he can help?
那就意味着我得告诉他实情 That would mean I'd have to tell him.
米莉 更新以后他都不会再存在了 Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches.
他的整个世界就要毁灭了 His whole world's about to end.
你不觉得他想要一个拯救自己的世界的机会吗 Don't you think he'd want a chance to save it?
- 给你 - 谢谢 - Here you go. - Thank you.
- 给你啦 - 盖 - You got it. - Guy?
嗨 Hey! Hi!
盖 我们得谈谈 Guy, we need to talk.
你的声音怎么了 你的澳大利亚口音呢 What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent?
我是英国人 British.
我觉得我能分辨出澳大利亚口音 I think I know an Australian accent when I see one.
我把口音滤镜关掉了 I turned off the accent filter.
这是真实的我 This is me.
好的 Good.
听着 我有件很重要的事要告诉你 Look, I have to tell you something really important.
你结婚了 Are you married?
没有 No.
谢天谢地 Oh, God.
这会是有史以来最糟糕的事 That would have been, like, the worst thing ever.
也许还不是最糟糕的 Maybe not the worst thing.
我得给你看样东西 I have to show you something.
我一直想知道这里面有什么 I always wondered what was in here.
请观看 击杀回放 Tune in to the Kill Cam
以了解自由城每一个充满血腥和子弹的地方 for more of today's highlights
以及更多今天的精彩内容 of every bloody, bullet-ridden corner of Free City.
有人看见我的猫了吗 Has anyone seen my cat?
那是菲莉斯 她总弄丢她的猫 Hey, that's Phyllis. She's always losing her cats.
支线任务 找到她的猫
任务 抢劫便利店
还有乔 他是我朋友 我认识他 And there's Joe! He's my friend, I know that guy.
我不太明白 这是什么地方 I don't get it. What is this place?
不太好解释 但这座城市就是个游戏 There is no easy way to say this, but this city is a game.
虽然很难开口 但我知道这是个游戏 There's no easy way to say this, I know it's a game.
是你教会我怎么玩的 You taught me how to play it. Boop-boop.
没错 我教过你 Yes, you're right, I did.
但不仅仅是一场游戏 这真的是一个游戏 But it's not just that it's like a game. It is a game.
这是一个电子游戏 这个世界就是这样 It's a video game. And that's all it is.
所以整个世界就是一部游戏 So the entire world is a game?
没错 Yes.
我们都只是游戏中的玩家吗 And we're all just players in the game?
不完全是 Not exactly.
我是玩家 I'm a player.
这里所有的人都是玩家 我们生活在现实世界中 All these people here are players. We live in the real world.
但你只存在于此 But you only exist here.
这就是为什么你永远不能离开自由城 It's why you can never leave Free City.
我们称你为NPC You're what we call an NPC.
NPC NPC.
那个警察和肌肉兔 The policeman and the muscular bunny rabbit,
也这么称呼过我 NPC是什么 they called me that. What is an NPC?
- 让我们 - 你看 - Let's take... - Just watch.
再看看排行榜 ...another look at that leaderboard.
所有人趴到地上 Everybody get down on the ground!
任务 抢劫银行
没人想当英雄 Nobody try to be a hero.
这一切很快就会结束 This will all be over soon.
我不理解 I don't understand.
你是非玩家角色 You're a non-player character.
- 不 - 背景角色 - Non... - A background person.
有人把你们设计出来 提高游戏对现实玩家的趣味度 Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people.
等等 等一下 Wait, hold on a second. Just stop for a second.
我想确认一下我把事情搞清楚了 I wanna make sure that I'm getting this straight.
我只是想完全理解 I just wanna fully understand, here.
所以 我是假的 So, I'm fake?
整个世界都是假的 我甚至都不是主要角色 The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character,
只是个当背景板的白痴吗 I'm just this idiot who's in the background?
米莉 为什么你要对我说这些 我爱你啊 Millie, why are you even saying this? I love you.
你这么想只是因为你的程序是这么设计的 You only think that because it's in your programming.
盖 我需要你帮我 Guy, I need you to listen to me.
再过两天 这个游戏就要关闭了 为了大家好 In two days, the game is gonna shut down. For good.
当续作发行的时候 整座城市 When the sequel launches, this whole city,
你 所有不是玩家的人 you, all the people in it who aren't players,
将永远消失 你得听我说 they'll be gone forever. You need to listen.
我的一生中 我总觉得应该有更多的东西 My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more.
然后我看到了你 And then I saw you.
我就知道我是对的 我没错 And I knew I was right. I was right!
有那么一瞬间 我感觉棒极了 And, for a second, I felt amazing.
- 我知道 - 你不知道 - I know. - Except you don't know.
因为我们不一样 Because we're not the same.
你不是这么说的吗 你说过的 Isn't that what you said? You said that.
我们不一样 We're not the same.
你是真实存在的 You're real.
而我是什么 我是什么 And I'm what? I'm what?
你不是的 You're not.
你不是 You're not.
我可能不是真的 但那个瞬间 Well, I may not be real, but, for a second there,
我仿若真人 I felt pretty alive.
全部都是个谎言 It's all a lie!
周五前把季度报告放在我桌上 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.
季度报告 天哪 什么明确的商业行话 Quarterly reports. My, what specific business lingo.
哇哦 大城市 没有比这更好的生活了 Wow. Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.
直到它粉碎你的灵魂 Until it crushes your soul.
有人看见我的猫了吗 有人看见我的 Has anyone seen my cat? Has anyone seen my...
你的猫 不菲莉斯 我没看见它们 Your cats? No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
但我有一个革命性的建议 关上你该死的门 But here's a revolutionary idea... close your goddamn door.
它们又不是一只叠在另一只上面 It's not like they're climbing on top of one another,
叠成一个小猫塔 然后把锁撬开 forming a little kitty tower, and then jimmying the locks.
它们没有拇指 菲莉斯 They don't have thumbs, Phyllis.
没有拇指 No thumbs!
你们还不明白吗 你们谁都不明白吗 Don't you get it? Don't any of you get it?
这些都没有意义 全都没有 全都是假的 我们也没有意义 None of this matters! None of it! It's fake! We don't matter!
那栋楼 是假的 这条街 That building, that's fake! This street...
是假的 it's fake!
那辆车 That car--
约翰尼警官 Officer Johnny!
祝你愉快 盖 Have a good one, Guy.
进来吧 Come in.
给你 Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
巴迪 Buddy,
如果你发现你不是真实的 你会怎么做 what would you do if you found out that you weren't real?
这是什么意思 What do you mean?
跟我一起假设 Pretend with me.
好的 Okay, so,
我能假设我是个鬼魂吗 can I pretend I'm a ghost?
可以 Sure.
我现在是什么状态 我什么时候死的 Oh. Do I look like how I look like now? Or whenever I die?
我是不是穿了丧服 Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?
- 这是一种葬礼上 - 这些都没关系 - This is kind of funeral... - Doesn't matter.
把它当成工作制服就好 因为我打了领带 ...but even though it's a work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
我们从概念开始 好吗 Let's move on from the concept, okay?
明白了 Got it.
我不是鬼 我很失望 I'm not a ghost. I'm very disappointed,
- 但我明白了 - 好 - but I get it. - Yeah.
我就是我 现在正在这里 试图帮助我的朋友 I'm me, who I am right now, and I'm just trying to help a friend.
好吧 那我不是真的又有什么关系呢 I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?
不好意思 有什么关系 I'm sorry. "So what?"
对啊 有什么关系 Yeah. So what?
但如果你不是真实存在的 But if you're not real,
这难道不意味着你做的任何事都不重要吗 doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters?
这是什么意思 听着 兄弟 我和我最好的朋友坐在这里 What does that mean? Look, brother, I am sitting here
帮他度过难关 with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time.
对吧 就算我不是真实存在的 Right? And even if I'm not real, this moment is.
此时此刻 此处也是真实的 Right here, right now, this moment is real.
我是说 我在帮助自己喜爱的人 还有什么能比这更真实呢 I mean, what's more real than a person tryin' to help someone they love?
如果这都不是真的 我不知道什么是真的了 Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is.
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你认识其他保安吗 Do you know the other security guards?
我全认识 怎么了 I know 'em all. Why?
巴迪 Hey, Buddy...
咱们这一天不会过得愉快 let's not have a good day,
而会过得牛逼 let's have a great day.
盖 我们来这做什么呢 Guy, what are we doin' here?
来给我朋友米莉取一盒录像 We're here to get a video clip for my friend Millie.
吓不吓人 Does this look intimidating?
我不知道 盖 你要怎么拿着这东西 I don't know, Guy. How do you hold this thing?
你有我想要的东西 You have something I want.
你得把它交出来 And you're gonna hand it over.
你们怎么进来的 How'd you get in here?
很简单 我认识你的保安 Easy. I know your security guard.
吉米 Jimmy?
他叫路易吉 His name is Luigi.
如果你花点时间知道他的名字 So, if you took some time to learn his name,
也许他不会这么快就背叛你 maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick.
我需要一盒录像 你得给我 I need a video clip, and you're gonna give it to me.
等等 你是 Wait a minute, are you
你是蓝衣小哥吗 Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
也许吧 Yeah, maybe.
老天啊 你是蓝衣小哥 是你啊 Holy shit! You're Guy! You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
- 对 - 我太喜欢你了 - Yeah. - I love you.
- 真的 - 我是说 - You do? - I mean,
我是你的粉丝 你可太神奇了 I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome.
你想要什么都行 You can have anything you want.
等等啊 Wait, hold on one second.
玩家老铁们 听好了 我是瑞文杰明 巴顿 Gamers, listen up, this is Revenjamin Buttons here.
我和盖在一起 I'm here with Guy.
就是那个盖 他在我的秘密储藏室 他来抢劫我 The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me.
你能帮我个忙吗 Can I get a little--
就是给我的粉丝带来点福利 -什么 - "what-what" for my followers, Guy? - What?
完美 好的 事情是 Perfect. All right, so what's happening is...
盖在找一盒录像 Guy's looking for a clip
我没到那个保密等级 showing a walkthrough I did to get to the secret level.
你在跟谁说话 Who are you talking to?
对不起 I'm sorry.
我在跟谁说话 就是句经典台词而已 Who am I talking to? It's just such a classic Guy line.
对么 Right?
不错 哦 怎么说 You're good. Oh, anyway--
你 你想和那个燃烧瓶女孩一起偷我的东西 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick.
她叫米莉 (THROUGH SPEAKERS) Her name's Millie.
-哦 等等 谁 - 米莉 - Yeah. Wait, who? - Millie.
没想到事情这么顺利 I think it's going really well.
我知道 这是真正意义上第一次我把枪从枪套里拔出来 I know. This is literally the first time I took my gun out the holster.
绝对的 是吧 Totally. Right?
盖 我试着看过一遍 但是漏洞被修补了 Guy, I tried to go back through, but the glitch is patched.
之后 我没有再看见了 And I never found it again.
所以我是唯一一个曾经看过这里面是什么的人 So I'm the only one that ever saw what was on the other side.
但是都在这儿了 你看看吧 But it's all here, check it out.
太棒了 真的 像是一整个另外世界 It's pretty cool, actually. It's like a whole other world.
是这个 是这个游戏视频么 -对 就是它 - This is it? This is the game clip? - Yeah, that's it.
你能帮我一个 单独 就一个大忙么 (GASPS) Can you do one, single, just one solid for me?
一件事 我就不要求多的 好吗 - 好的 - One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah.
说一段我的口头禅 Just say my catchphrase.
我的粉丝会疯狂死的 My viewers will just banana cream sandwich
他们全身上下都会发狂 如果你说的话 all over themselves if you say it.
我喜欢香蕉奶油三明治 I love banana cream sandwiches.
可能不是这个香蕉奶油三明治 Maybe not this banana cream sandwich.
对了 这个 Yeah, this one.
好 完美 好的 就说 你知道现在几点了 Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say, "You know what time it is?"
-你知道现在几点了 -你知道现在几点了 - You know what time it is? - You know what time it is?
你知道现在几点了 You know what time it is?
现在是该犯罪的点儿了 宝贝 耶 It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.
现在是该犯罪的 It's crime o'cl--
不 我说不来 这不是 No, I can't say that. It's not--
好的 没问题 我自己说 Okay. It's all right. I'll say it myself.
-好的 你知道现在几点了 -不 - All right, you know what time it is? - No.
现在是该犯罪的点了 妈 It's crime o'cl-- Mum!
妈妈 开玩笑么 Mum! Are you serious with the
现在打扫 vacuum right now?
你真的必须打扫这块地儿么 我在说 我的 You really have to do that here? I'm saying my
口头禅 大家都在看着呢 catchphrase! Everybody's watching!
-天啊 -妈妈 你已经二十二岁了 - God! - You're 22,
还跟我住一块儿 没有老天爷 living in my house, there is no God!
对不起 盖 Sorry, Guy.
谢谢 巴顿先生 我们要走了 Thank you, Mr. Buttons. We're gonna go.
不不不 不 你要杀了我 No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me.
-对不起 什么 -你要杀了我 请你杀了我 - I'm sorry, what? - You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
来吧 我叫你爸爸还不行吗 来吧 Give it to me, Daddy. Give it to me!
不 请不要这样 请不要这样 No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that.
我们不会伤害任何人 我是一个好人 We're not gonna hurt anybody. I'm a good guy.
什么 你说什么 What? Whguyat'd you say?
好深奥 That's deep.
不 没有 No, it's not.
好像是我要你 深入的 品尝你 That's like I can taste you, deep.
我想要你的帮助 伙计 我语无伦次了 I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword.
我知道你要什么 I know what you want.
我不想要那个 I don't want that.
是的 你要 Yeah, you do.
碰到我了 That's touching.
-碰到我了 -是的 - They're touching. - Yeah.
我知道你要什么 I know what you want.
是的 我知道 Yes, I do.
你要自由城的痒痒猫 You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
-不 -啊哈 是的你要 - No. - Uh-huh. Yes, you do.
你跳舞的样子 差不多有点淫荡了 GUY: The way you move, it's almost dirty.
来只灭霸手套怎么样 What about a little Thanos Glove...
打个灭霸响指 into a little bit of Thanos Snap?
-哦 看起来有点疼 -是 有一点 - Oh. That looked like it hurt. - Yeah, a little bit.
来场周末驾驶 A little Sunday Drive.
盖 你的房子很漂亮 GUY: You have a beautiful home.
-蛇人 不 不是蛇人 -盖 再见巴顿先生 - Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man? - GUY: Bye, Mr. Buttons.
拜托 给我条蛇 拜托 伙计 Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man.
妈妈 不要碰我的袜子 Mum! Do not touch that sock!
我发誓 如果你碰那只袜子 I swear to God, if you touch that sock
你余生都会躺床上 you will be in therapy for the rest of your life!
不 我的袜子很特殊 放下 No! That's my special sock! Put it down!
米莉 拜托 Millie, please.
拜托从你站立的昏迷状态醒过来 Please wake up from your standing coma.
听着 我知道这个世界对你来说就是一场游戏 Look, I know this world is just a game to you
你能来去自如 但是 对我 and you can come and go, but, to me,
这个地方 这些人 是我的所有 this place, these people, that's all I have.
如果我能帮你拯救它 我义无反顾 And if I can help you save it, I wanna do that
但是你要醒过来 拜托 but you gotta wake up, please.
米莉 对我的逃避 我道歉 Millie, I'm sorry for running away.
盖 Guy?
哦 太吓人了 简直恐怖 Oh, that's so scary! It's just terrifying.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
听着 你可能起初生活在这个世界 但是现在我也是 Look, you may have started out living in the background, but so did I.
我们要完了 We're done with that.
我给你准备了一份礼物 I got you a present.
我没来得及包装 I didn't have time to wrap it.
什么 What?
有人说每年有超过数十亿的NPC被杀害 They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year.
现在 我说实话 至少50%是我杀掉的 Now, I'm not gonna lie, that's at least 50% my fault.
我过去射杀过所有的高级角色 I used to shoot all the secondary characters
我都累了 你知道么 when I was bored, you know?
然后 我会逗他们 And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.
谁知道这个蓝色T恤小子是谁 Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
但是我告诉你 他让我思考 But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin'
NPC以及我怎么玩这个游戏 about NPCs and how I play the game.
这个游戏不是为这种人开发的 The game wasn't even made for someone like this,
不是为一个好人开发的 for a player to be a good guy.
他也是一个真的聪明的崽 He's also a really cute guy.
不只是脸蛋 而是 你懂的 所有的 And not just the face, you know, like, the whole thing.
说实话 让我意识到 And, honestly, it's got me realising,
可能我们一直对NPC有错误的看法 maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time.
我认为蓝色衣小哥像一个榜样 知道么 I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know?
就像 人们可以成为他们所想 Like, maybe people can be whatever they want.
他像一个偶像 我说的词对么 He's like an icon. Is that the right word?
就像 他提醒我们什么是可能的 Like, he reminds us of what's possible.
而且 他 超正点 Also, he's, like, crazy hot.
哦 我的天 总的说 我要玩转这游戏 Oh, my God, totally. I'd hit those pixels hard.
我们应该更像蓝衣小哥 We should all be more like Blue Shirt Guy.
或许我们要停止杀戮 Maybe wTe just stop the killing.
他死定了 听到没 He's dead! You hear me?
那个小子 把他放到这儿 The guy, put him up here.
把他放到屏幕上 把他放到这块屏幕上 Put him up here on the screen. Put him on the screen.
让我看到他 他在那儿 Make me see him. There he is.
对 他在那儿 小小活雷锋 Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.
我还以为你喜欢蓝衬衫 I thought you liked Blue Shirt.
别跟我说话 Don't say words to me!
人们都忙着在推特和油管上围观这个失败者 People are so busy watching this loser on Twitch and YouTube.
你知道他们现在不做什么么 伙计 You know what they're not doing, guys?
充值自由城市2 Buying Free City 2.
- 预售销量下降了16% - 60% - Pre-sales are down 16%. - 60.
60% 那太糟糕了 60. That's bad.
哦 我们已经48小时没吃午餐了 Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.
是 他中病毒了 Yeah, he's gone viral.
是 一个让我压力山大和蛋疼的病毒 Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass and ball cancer at the same time!
还治不了 Inoperable!
你知道 这个好人的路线 You know, this whole good guy routine,
是一个坏影响 对运营有害 it is a bad influence, and is bad for the franchise.
我要让他消失 管他是谁 格式化他 I want him gone. I don't care who it is, boot him.
不行 You can't.
哦 对不起 什么 Oh, I'm sorry, what?
不行 You can't.
为什么不行 Why not?
因为他不是一个黑客 安托万 他是一个NPC Because he's not a hacker, Antwan. He's an NPC.
你是来告诉我这些狗屁么 You're tryin' to tell me that all this shit
什么一个自我觉醒的NPC是真的 about a self-aware NPC is real?
是 我不知道怎么做到的以及为什么 但他是真实存在的 Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real.
我要怎么办 我要怎么办 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
好吧 好吧 好吧 好吧 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
怎么办 怎么办 有了 What to do? What to do? Got it.
鲤鱼打挺 And kip-up!
那么我们不能把他踢出游戏了 So we can't kick him out of the game.
我们怎么能重置他的AI 办法 同志们 快点 How do we reset his AI? Ideas, people. Come on.
给我 想办法 Hit me. Ideas.
你可以重启服务器 You could just reboot the server.
继续讲 Keep talking.
如果我们重启服务器 If we reboot the server
那么他就会恢复成一个非玩家的角色 then he's just gonna revert back to a regular non-player guy.
-解决 -安托万 - Solution. - Antwan.
安托万 你在终止 Antwan, you're talking about terminating
史上第一个以人工智能 the first confirmed artificially intelligent
形式出现的生命 是吧 life-form right now, okay?
亲 亲 嘘 Honey, honey. Shush.
他在烧我的钱 He's losing me money.
所以 我不介意他是不是阿诺 弗兰 施瓦辛格 终结者 So, I don't care if he's Arnold-Frickin'-Schwarzen-Vader.
消灭他 重启 Terminate him. Reboot.
-马上办 -你不能这样做 - On it. - You can't do that.
重启 Reboot!
现在订购 沉浸在你嗜血的欲望里 Order up and drown your bloodlust
一大杯谋杀果汁足以 with a tall glass of murderjuice.
这是本周的亮点 Here's this week's highlights.
他的身体很有表现力 He's very expressive with his body.
确实 Clearly.
那是什么 What is that?
那里有一个全新的世界 It's a whole new world over there.
天堂般的世界 Some kinda paradise and shit.
哦 天啦 就是它 Oh, my God, that's it.
是我们最初建造的 那是游戏中我们的代码的证明 It's our original build and that build is proof our code is in the game.
你不知道我等这一刻等了多久 You have no idea how long I've waited for this.
我见过这个地方 I've seen this place.
什么 What?
是的 Yeah.
你什么意思 你怎么有可能看到过 What do you mean? How could you have possibly seen it?
数据丢失
米莉 米莉 Millie? Millie?
我们黑屏了 自由城下线了 We're dark. Free City is offline.
发生什么了 What is happening?
再见 蓝衣小哥 Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
好了 来吧 It's okay. Come on.
快点 Come on.
快点 快点 快点 Come on, come on, come on.
早上好 小金金 Good morning, Goldie.
在温暖干燥的枪击前 Front of warm, dry gunfire...
混合着黄昏的捅刺 mixed with late afternoon stabbings...
会让你浸躺在街上无辜的鲜血中 could leave you in the streets wet with the blood of innocents
截止周二晚间早些时候 - by early Tuesday night.
什么是浅烘焙和深烘焙的真正区别 What really is the difference between a light roast and a dark roast?
没人知道 Nobody knows.
不要度过愉快的一天 要度过牛逼的一天 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
盖 我们能谈谈么 Guy, can we talk?
这个墨镜女孩怎么知道你的名字 How does the sunglass girl know your name?
我不知道 继续走 I don't know. Keep walking.
快点 盖 你认识我 Come on, Guy! You know me.
你知道这些 You know this.
你说过这个录像里面有个地方你曾见过 You said this clip showed a place you'd seen before.
我要知道在哪儿 I need to know where.
数据被删除了 但是在你的脑袋里有 The data's been erased, but it's in your head.
拜托回忆一下 这个真的很重要 Please try to remember. This is really important.
拜托 盖 冰激凌 秋千 Please, Guy, think. The ice cream, the swings?
哦 我们盖喜欢秋千 Oh, my Guy loves swings.
在自由城海湾公园 有一个很棒的秋千 At Free City Harbor Park, there's a great swing set there.
-去过了 -是的 - Have you been? - MILLIE: Yes.
我们吃了泡泡糖味儿的冰激凌 We had bubble gum ice cream.
我的天 我喜欢泡泡糖味儿的冰激凌 OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream!
他喜欢泡泡糖味儿的冰激凌 He loves the bubble gum ice cream.
是的 我知道 我们一起吃的 记得么 Yes, I know. We had it together, remember?
拜托 盖 除了你我一无所有了 Please, Guy, you're all I've got.
对不起 女士 我想你认错人了 I'm sorry, lady. I think you have the wrong guy.
不要度过愉快的一天 要度过牛逼的一天 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
喂 Hello?
我可能发现了什么 I might've found something.
我查了一下盖的代码 发现了一些东西 I've been going through Guy's code and there is something there,
直到现在 在清除之后 even now, after the wipe.
你想说什么 What's the point?
盖 像是一个十亿分之一的奇迹 我们都重复不了这过程 Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle. We can't replicate that.
我试过 好吧 你是对的 结束了 I tried, okay? You were right, it's over.
不 米莉 米莉 你没在听我说 好吧 No, Millie, Millie, you're not listening to me, all right?
一个重启 它并不能清除他的AI编码 A reboot, it doesn't erase his AI coding.
你只能摧毁服务器才能摧毁他 You literally would have to destroy the servers to do that.
他的AI还在 就是需要激活 His AI is still there, it just needs to be accessed.
我见过他了 键盘 他所有事情都忘了 I've seen him, Keys. He's forgotten everything.
就看一下我发给你的日志追踪文件 Just look at the trace log I sent you.
能解释所有事情 It'll explain everything.
现在 从开始 Now, from the beginning...
盖的行为就比他应该表现的更为复杂 Guy's behaviour is much more complex than it should be,
感谢我们的代码 thanks to our code.
但是他仍然被困在自由城 But he's still stuck in Free City.
他会这辈子陷在这个循环 He's still stuck in this life, this loop.
接着 事情有了变化 他活过来了 为什么 And, then, something changes. He comes to life. Why?
然后我记得 And then I remembered.
自由人生中有个角色设定是一个单相思的家伙 One of the characters from Life Itself was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
他是被设计成一个永远不会遇到自己真爱的人 And he was someone who was designed to never meet the right person.
他这样一个的角色 是所有角色的构成要素之一 It was essentially the building blocks of the character.
但是他从不放弃希望 他会遇到他的梦中女孩 But he never stopped hoping that he would meet "the girl of his dreams".
所以我不得不以某个人为雏型设计这个女孩 So I had to base this girl off of someone,
谁会比每天坐在我身边的人更合适呢 and who better than the person that I was sitting next to every day?
你 You.
但是然后 有一天 But then, one day,
他在自由城遇见了你 一旦他看到你 he meets you in Free City, and once he sees you
他跟之前不一样了 he can never be the same.
他的生活本来是一成不变的 但是遇到你 他有生命了 He was supposed to feel doomed, but instead, he feels alive
知道 真的 他活过来了 until, eventually, he is alive.
你改变了他 米莉 You changed him, Millie.
你改变了他的代码 我认为你还能做到 You changed his code. And I think you can do it again.
你给了他生命 米莉 You brought him to life, Millie.
你给了他生命 You brought him to life.
他活过来因为他遇到一个人 And he was alive because he met the one pers--
不要度过愉快的一天 Don't have a good day...
要度过牛逼的一天 have a great day.
谢谢 Thank you.
保重 Take care.
所有人趴下 Everybody down on the ground!
大家都别逞英雄 很快就结束了 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
好的 Okay.
除了你 Everybody except you.
门 门 门 我碰到了 Door, door, door. I got it.
拜托 我有一条小金鱼 Please, I have a goldfish.
听着 长话短说 Look, I don't have long.
我就把你当人质 我身上有三个徽章 I just took you hostage, so there are three badges on me.
徽章 像女侦察兵那种吗 是什么 Badges? Is that like a Girl Scout thing? What is that?
你身上有某种特质 盖 There is something inside you, Guy.
什么？我可不想身上有东西 What? I don't want anything inside of me.
他们把你困在那个银行里 They stuck you in that bank and
希望你每天遵守规则 expected you to just follow the rules...
- 我爱那个银行 - 每天做相同的事 - I love the bank. - ...and do the same thing every day.
- 你远不止如此 -我不想远不止如此 - You are so much more than that. - I don't wanna be more than that.
不 你必须想起来 No, and I need you to remember it.
你为什么一直跟着我 你怎么知道我的名字的 Why have you been following me and how do you know my name?
戴上 Put these on.
我不必做任何自己不想干的事 I don't have to do anything that I don't wanna do.
- 那倒是 看你怎么选了 - True. The choice is totally yours.
好吧 好吧 别激动 Okay. Okay. Fine.
那是什么 What is that?
这都是什么玩意 魔术眼镜之类的吗 What are these? Trick glasses or something?
听好了 Listen carefully.
24小时内 这个世界 你认识的每一个人 In 24 hours, this world, everyone you know,
都会永远消失 it's all gonna disappear for good.
求你了 让我走吧 Can you please just let me go?
我都没见过你 I mean, I haven't really even seen your face.
我是说我见过类似你的外貌 I mean, I've seen the general area,
但我真的不是很会描述 but I'm not really good with descriptive words.
不会描述外貌 Not really good with words in general.
- 去他妈的 - 干什么 - Screw it. - What? Oh!
我想起来了 I remember.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
不 我想起一切了 No. I remember everything.
跟我来 Come with me.
我每天都会这么做 都忘了为什么了 I do this every day so much, I'd forgotten why.
看到了吗 Do you see that?
就在那 Right there.
我的天 Oh, my God.
我的天 Oh, my God!
安托万把我们的原始设计藏在地平线后面 隐藏起来 Antwan hid our original build past the horizon, making it invisible...
但他忘了抹去反射 but he forgot to scrub the reflections.
盖 我们设计的场景还在那 我们只是看不到 It's still out there, Guy. We just can't see it.
如果我们能到那 就拿到了需要的证据 If we can get there, that is the evidence we need.
你没法越过海岸线 我试过了 You can't go past the water line. I tried.
我们需要帮助 We need help.
安托万想办法把它藏在平面布景里 Antwan found a way to hide it in plain sight
藏在没人能去的地方 in the one place no one can even get to.
我简直没法相信 I can't even believe
他竟然能聪明到这种糟糕的地步 he's smart enough to be this diabolical.
键盘 集中注意力 Keys, I need you to focus.
好的 反射显示建筑在南边的地平线后面 Okay. So, the reflection shows the build past the southern horizon.
但游戏设计者不会让你穿过海滩 But the game physics won't allow you past the beach.
那你有办法让我们穿过网格面吗 But you think you can find a way to get us past the collision mesh?
需要建一座桥 We're gonna need a bridge.
你去杀手海滩 我会解决接下来的部分 You just get to Hitman's Beach and I'll figure out the rest.
还有 米莉 And, Millie,
小心点 be careful.
安托万也许是个混蛋 但他不傻 Antwan may be an asshole, but he's not stupid.
他会知道你要干什么 然后尽全力阻止你 He'll figure out what you're up to and he'll throw everything he's got at you.
没错 You're right.
米莉 打扰一下 还有另一个我看不见的兄弟 Um, hi, Millie, and other person I can't see,
我有个主意 I have an idea.
假如他什么也没有呢 What if he has nothing to throw?
大家过来 Everyone! Gather round!
谢谢你们到来 Thank you for coming.
你们都认识我 我是盖 Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
你好 盖 Hi, Guy.
嗨 Hi.
我接下来要说的可能听上去难以置信 What I'm about to say may be hard to understand.
甚至不可思议 Really hard to understand.
但 你们是否厌倦了生活在别人的背景中 But, are you sick of living in the background?
受够了每天都被枪击 Aren't you sick of being shot at?
够了 Enough.
- 受够了被当成人质 - 受够了 - Taken hostage? - No more.
- 被车撞 - 我们都受够了 - Run over? - We done with that.
被抢劫 被刀捅 当成人肉盾牌 Robbed? Stabbed? Used as a human shield?
别再捅老子了 We are tired of being stabbed!
- 巴迪 - 不好意思 - Buddy! - Sorry.
盖 你到底想说什么 What are you trying to say, Guy?
我想说这个城市不一定非得是这样的运作 I'm tryin' to say that things in this city don't have to be this way.
事情可以不同以往 Things can be different.
怎么个不同法 Different how?
比如 你可以把手放下来 For starters, you can put your arms down.
没错 Yeah.
来吧 好了 没事的 There you go. You got it. Yeah.
- 加油 继续努力 - Keep pushing. There you go.
- 坚持住 - 加油 加油 加油 - Breathe through it. There you go. - Do it. Do it. Do it.
- 不 我不行 - 好吧 - No, not gonna happen. - Nope.
感觉不自然 That feels unnatural.
万一再有人拿着枪闯进来怎么办 I mean, what about when someone runs in with a gun?
举起手来才是最习惯的 Having my arms up is just a real time saver.
除非 那个拿枪的人不再来了 Except, what if the guy with the gun doesn't come?
- 什么 - 怎么可能 - What? - What?
拿枪的人总会来的 There's always a guy with a gun.
那么多拿着枪的 So many guys with guns.
如果我们的世界不再如此恐怖呢 People, what if our world doesn't have to be so scary?
如果我们能改变它 What if we can change it?
米莉 在你的世界 银行多久被抢劫一次 Millie! How many times a day are the banks robbed in your world?
几乎从没发生过 Hardly ever, Guy.
那尸体常见吗 米莉 What about corpses, Millie?
- 什么 - 你经常看到尸体吗 - What? - You see a lot of those?
一小时能看到多少 How many an hour?
根本见不到 None per hour, Guy.
枪击暴力呢 What about gun violence?
你的世界枪击暴力多不多 See a lot of gun violence in your world?
枪击暴力几乎没有 如果发生 会是个很严重很严重的问题 Actually, that's a big problem, Guy. It's a massive problem.
我还真不知道 I didn't see that coming.
是真的 那很糟糕 It's true. It really sucks.
重点是 我们不必让别人掌控自己的人生 The point is, we don't have to be spectators to our own lives.
我们可以做任何自己想做的事 We can be whatever we want.
我们不可能都像你一样 盖 We can't all be you, Guy.
不对 That's not true.
你本质上 和我是一样的 What's inside of me is inside of you, too.
什么 What?
你们每个人本质都一样 你们在成长 It's inside of each and every one of you. You're growing.
我不只想做挂耳咖啡 我想 I need more in my life than drip coffee. I want to make...
做卡布奇诺 A cappuccino.
作出这个世界上最大的改变 ...a goddamn difference in the world.
太棒了 Much, much better.
还有珍珠奶绿 And a green tea boba.
- 卧槽 - 没错 - Holy shit! - That's right!
冲啊 姐妹 You go, girl.
天哪你们太棒了 Oh, my God, you're amazing!
如果我能穿过那片水域 If I could just make it out past that water,
外面有一整个自由的世界 there's a world out there where we can be free.
在那里能决定自己是谁 Where we get to decide who we wanna be.
我们存在 但必须为之斗争 Where we can matter. But we have to fight for it.
共同奋斗 We have to fight together.
没错 Yeah!
你们总是循规蹈矩 You guys have always done what's expected of you.
但今天一切都结束了 But that shit ends today.
对 Yeah!
我甚至不知道发生了什么 I don't even know what's happening right now!
但我爱了 But I love it!
爱死了 I love it!
我爱这一切 I love it!
我也是 来吧大家 I love it, too! Come on, guys, get in here!
靠过来 这是我们将要做的 每个人都参与进来 Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in!
都给我趴下 Everybody get down on the ground!
有人吗 Hello?
都去哪了 Where the hell is everybody?
人呢 Hello?
NPC都去哪了 Where are all the NPCs?
我玩自由城已经三年了 Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now.
从没见过这个场面 I've never seen anything like this.
直到最近 Up until recently,
即使我注意过 我也不知道有多少个NPC消失了 I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing.
我也不知道 知乎上说的那个理论对不对 And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory
但有些人说蓝衣小哥根本不是玩家 but some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
- 而是个人工智能 - 人工智能 - That he's actual AI. - AI?
真正的人工智能 活着的 Actual AI. You know, alive.
这就是为什么蓝衣小哥那么火 It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere.
安托万 如果你在看 请修复游戏 Antwan, if you're watching this, please fix the game.
- 最重要的是 让蓝衣小哥上线 - 我的天 - Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt. - Oh, my God. My God!
安托万 你得看看这个 Antwan, you should see this.
还有你 和那个燃烧瓶女孩 And you, you tried to steal it from me
想从我这偷走苏乐美 with that Molotov chick.
- 她叫米莉 - 谁 - Her name's Millie. - Who?
米莉 Millie.
抓到她了 抓到你了 Got her. Got her! Got you! Got you!
毛毛 把他调到屏幕上 调过来 Mouser! Put him up on the screen. Now. Put him up.
没错 快点 That's it. Come on, quicker.
就是他 Yes, there he is.
他正跟一个叫燃烧瓶女孩的玩家在自由城兜风 He's joyriding around Free City with some player called Molotovgirl.
那个玩家就是米莉 鲁斯克 AKA Millie Rusk.
米莉 鲁斯克 那不是键盘的老搭档吗 Millie Rusk? Isn't that Keys' old partner?
没错 Yeah.
就是那个跟我打这场侵权官司的人 Also the one who's trying to hit me with this bogus lawsuit
因为她渴望从苏乐美分一杯羹 'cause she's desperate for a piece of SoonamI Kwan.
踢掉她 Boot Molotovgirl now.
我在尝试 但她的账户加密了 I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can, but her account's spoofed.
这女的真专业 This woman is exceptional.
那就在游戏里杀了她 Then kill her in the game.
干什么 我说了 杀了她 "What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her.
用尽一切手段 务必做到 Throw everything at them, all right? Five badges, G.
有个小问题 Yeah, just one problem.
我们什么也没有 We don't have anything.
你说什么呢 傻冒 Whatchu talking about, Willis?
我们没有防御 We don't have any defences.
没有警察 军队 啥也没有 We don't have police, military, no nothing.
我跟你说过了 It's what I've been trying to tell you.
就像所有NPC都罢工了一样 It's like every NPC went on strike.
一杯大杯半咖啡 双倍泡沫燕麦牛奶 Got a tall, half-caf, double foam oat milk,
抹茶拿铁加肉桂 matcha latte with cinnamon!
- 那是我的 - 嗨 - That's me. - Hey.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
干杯 Cheers.
拿下他们 盖 Go get 'em, Guy!
就像数据离家出走 It's like a digital walkout.
才不是 No, it's not.
他们故意的 这是计划的一部分 They're doing this on purpose, it's part of their plan.
知道我们要做什么吗 在游戏中杀掉他们 You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna kill them in the game.
关掉重生功能 杀了他们 现在 Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.
那死去的玩家也没法复活了 But that means any players who die will be done for good.
他们会崩溃的 They'll freak out.
我不在乎 I don't care.
老板 就是确认一下 你的意思是我可以为所欲为吗 Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time?
你不会觉得我们现在是朋友了 Are you looking for some sort of banter thing
跟我开什么玩笑吧 'cause you think we're friends now
我们在一个什么帮派里 and we're in some sort of gang together?
对 我就是这么想的 Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for.
很好 我们是一伙的 Cool, we're a team.
我们该想个 We should come up
- 出场白对吧 - 好啊 - with a catchphrase, okay? - All right.
- 数到三 一 二 三 - 一 二 三 - On three. One, two, three-- - One, two, three--
滚去工作 Get back to work!
给我把键盘找来 Someone find me Keys!
听见了吧大家 开始干活了 All right, people, you heard him. It's go time!
这可不妙 Okay, that's not good.
他知道我们要去哪 He knows where we're going.
我抓到他了 别担心 All right, I got him. I got him. Don't worry.
想被车撞吗 Want some four wheels to the face?
接招 砰! Take that. Boom!
兔兔警官来找你了 我是食物链顶端的 Rabbit's coming for you. Apex predator.
看到了吗 Here we go. Y'all watching this?
我要灭了这傻逼 I'm about to end this fool.
快 快 Come on, come on, come on.
键盘 帮帮忙 求求了 Keys, if you're there, a little help, please.
我去 谁干的 谁干的 God! Okay, who did that? Who is doing that?
别耍我 认真的 我现在压力很大 Don't play with me! Seriously! I'm under way too much pressure!
加油 Come on!
快快快 Go, go, go!
我跟保安确认过了 键盘没离开这栋大楼 I just checked with security. Keys hasn't left the building.
听起来你尽力了是吗 Oh, sounds like you've done everything possible.
放弃了 你想放弃吗 Time to give up? You wanna give up?
不 我感觉你想让我继续 No, I'm sensing you want me to keep looking.
- 去吧 - 马上 - Go. - I'll be back.
我不知道这两个混蛋要去哪 I have no idea where these fools are running to.
我知道 南岸 杀手海滩 I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach.
这也太傻了 那除了水什么也没有 Well, that's stupid. There's nothing out there but water.
设计者根本不会让你越过海岸线 Game physics won't even let you get past the shoreline.
除非那有东西 Unless there is something out there.
安托万 那有东西吗 Antwan, is there something there?
去他妈的 美术组 Screw it. Art nerds.
把大佬放出来 Time for Dude.
我们还在完善 We're still working on him.
我已经完善过了 他很完美 I worked on him myself. He's perfect.
现在就让大佬上线 Drop in Dude now.
那好吧 反正他现在还是个智障 Just do it. He's got, like, half a brain,
几乎没编辑过 但没事 上传吧 he's barely written, but, sure, start the upload.
我们现在干什么 What are we supposed to do now?
键盘会给我们搭一座桥 Now Keys finds us a bridge.
来因为你的背叛而向我自首吗 兄弟 Come to collect those knives you stabbed in my back, bro?
你一直在帮米莉 鲁斯克 You've been helping Millie Rusk this whole time.
她在找你的设计 She's looking for your build.
什么设计 What build, Antwan?
你又没用我们的代码 It's not like you used our code anyway, right?
而如果你没用 And if you didn't use our code
那游戏里怎么会出现我们的原始设计呢 then how can our original build be in the game, right?
还是我错过了什么 Or am I missing something?
出去吧 Leave us.
我们好好谈谈 键盘 Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.
如果我直接推出你那愚蠢的游戏 会失败的 If I'd put out your dumb game, it would have bombed.
安托万 你根本不知道会不会失败 Antwan, you don't know it would've failed.
我当然知道 Yeah, I do know.
我看过数据 跟踪 焦点 I looked at the numbers, the tracking, the focus groups.
你有没有意识到过有些东西比数字更重要 Has it ever occurred to you that some things matter more than numbers?
什么东西 钱吗 What matters more than numbers? Money?
傻逼 钱也是数字 Yo, news flash, bro, money is still numbers.
没什么比数字更重要 Nothing matters more than numbers!
你该谢谢我 You should be thanking me!
我还谢谢你 I should be thanking you?
你从我们的成果中获得的利益又怎么算 What about the profits that you got from our work?
你自己选吧 小垃圾 You chose your side, little Padawan.
现在该你向你的老板 你的衣食父母 我 表忠心了 And now, it's time for you to take your place next to the Emperor.
明白吗兄弟 You get me, bro?
知道 兄弟 Yeah, I get you. Bro.
我会这么做 Which leads me to this.
谢了 键盘 Thanks, Keys.
你干什么了 What the hell was that?
安托万 事情麻烦了 Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.
我还以为你比这强点呢键盘 Oh, I thought you were smarter than this, Keys.
你被炒了 You're obviously fired, you know that.
还有你 她怎么还在游戏里 And, you, what is she still doing in the game, man?
踢掉所有人 Boot everyone.
等等 你是说让我把所有用户都踢出去 Hold up. You want me to boot all the players?
现在 把他们踢出游戏 Boot them out of the game, now!
注销所有人的账户 Cancel every player account!
大佬呢 那老兄到底在哪里 And where the hell is Dude?
保安 把这家伙赶出去 Security! Kick this punk out.
盖 - Guy!
- 米莉 - 我要被迫下线了 - Millie! - They're taking me out.
怎么回事 What's happening?
靠你了 所有人都在看着你 It's on you now. Everybody's watching.
你得继续走 You gotta keep going.
等下 我还能再见到你吗 Wait, wait, wait! Will I see you again?
如果你能过那座桥就可以再见到我 You will if you make it across that bridge.
你要是做到了 安托万就完了 You do that, Antwan is done.
我会做到的 I'll make it.
已下线
我会做到的 I'll make it.
什么鬼 What the hell?
已下线
怎么回事 What's going on?
好吧 在我们被炒鱿鱼之前 记住这个时刻 All right, let's all remember this moment, before we were fired.
噢 Oh!
经典台词 Catchphrase.
经典台词 Catchphrase?
什么 我还没想到他的经典台词 What? I haven't had time to think one up yet.
虽然 经典台词 作为经典台词是非常酷的经典台词 Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase is a pretty cool catchphrase.
站起来 盖 起来 Get up, Guy. Get up.
不要 不要 Oh, no, no, no.
盖 我来救你了 Guy, I came to save you.
- 这是谁 - 我不知道 - Who is this? - I don't know.
他好有魅力 He's glorious.
我是说 他和你一样 I mean, he's just like you...
但练得更好 but way better.
胸肌更大 Way, way better.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 那不是恭维 - Thank you. - No, that's not a compliment.
如果我是你我不会摸他 巴迪 I wouldn't touch him if I were you, Buddy.
什么意思 你说我不应该摸他 What do you mean you don't think I should touch him?
你不介意吧 兄弟 You don't mind this, do you?
因为我也是你的兄弟 'Cause I'm your buddy, too.
我觉得他要打你了 Yeah, I think he's gonna hit you.
他打人好痛 He punches so hard.
不过他的手很软 But yet his hands are so soft.
- 坚强点 - 好的再见 - Be strong. - Okay, bye.
感觉我对他来说 只是片羽毛 Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
不要啊 No, no, no! No!
站起来 盖 站起来 Get up, Guy, get up!
游戏时间结束了 经典台词 Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
我不知道经典台词指什么 I don't know what that means.
拜托 伙计 站起来 Come on, man. Get up!
起来 Get up.
我生活中喜欢的三件事 There are three things I love in life.
打赢 待定 第三件事 Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here.
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不是吧 Oof! Oh, shit!
致命一击 Activate death blow.
拜拜 盖 Bye, Guy.
不好 致命一击来了 Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
起来 Get up!
妈妈 他要用致命一击了 Mum, he's coming in with a death blow!
站起来 盖 Get up, Guy.
这是什么鬼 What the shit?
酷毙了 That was dope.
等等 那是 - Hold on. Is that-- - That's a--
没错 那是光剑 伙计 Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude.
- 那是光剑吗 - 是的 - Is that a lightsabre? - It is.
不要 Oh!
盖 Guy!
好样的 Yes!
没错 就这样 起来 盖 站起来 Yes! That's right. Get up, Guy. Come on.
让你看看 There you go.
你看到他们了吗 现在 Do you see them all now? Yeah?
- 噢 - 是吧 - Uh-huh. - Yeah?
看到了吗 到处都是发光的东西 Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
对 就是这样 去吧 Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
有很多小零食 Just lots of little snacks.
跳起舞来还不赖 不错 Yeah, not a dancer. No.
自由奔跑 找寻更好的自己 Run free, better me.
我们走 Let's go.
我们现在去哪里 Where are we going?
我们不能让他们过桥 We can't let them get across that bridge.
你想要和我一起完成吗 You wanna finish this out with me?
听着 我甚至不知道发生了什么 但是 当然 我支持你 Look, I don't even know what's going on, but, hell yes, I'm with you.
我们走 Let's go!
安托万 别这样 Antwan, come on, man.
我们现在在做什么 What are we doing here?
自由城1的服务器在哪里 Where are the servers to Free City 1?
安托万 你到底在做什么 No. Antwan, what the hell are you doing?
如果他们越过地平线到达他们的设计 我就一无所有了! If they get past that horizon to the build, I lose everything!
等等 所以你偷了他们的代码 Wait, so you did steal their code.
欢迎加入我们的谈话 聪明人 Welcome to the conversation, genius.
现在告诉我 服务器在哪 Now, where are those servers?
所有都在这了 不过等等 我试着理清思路 It's all of these, but hold on. I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
所有吗 这一个 对吗 这一个 All these? This one? Right, this one?
是的 你怎么 Yeah. How did you--
跑 Run.
安托万 Antwan!
住手 Stop!
约翰尼长官 Officer Johnny!
- 过来 - 过来 - Come on! - Come on!
哪个服务器有海洋和桥的其余部分 Which server has the ocean and the rest of the bridge?
我没打算告诉你 I'm not gonna tell you.
你要把它毁了 You're just gonna destroy it.
没错 因为这是我的游戏 Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
它不是 这是键盘的游戏 Except it's not. It's Keys' game.
你不能做得这么混蛋 You didn't do shit.
猜猜为什么 键盘是我的兄弟 And guess what? Keys is my boy.
保安 Security!
请把这个前员工给我轰出这座大楼 Please escort this former employee off the premises.
他可以叫出你的名字吗 He can call you by your real name.
盖 Guy!
- 巴迪 巴迪 - 别过来 接着走 - Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going!
没有我也接着走 Go without me!
我这一生都太胆小了 I've been scared my whole damn life.
但是我不再害怕了 But I'm not scared anymore.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我不觉得 I'm not.
这是我一生最好的一天 It's been the best day of my life.
你要到那边去 You get to that build.
你让我们看到了更好的自己 You show 'em we matter.
那个保安真是个英雄 That security guard right there was a goddamn hero.
# 它是如此甜蜜的一个幻想 宝贝 # # But it's just a sweet sweet fantasy baby #
# 当我闭上眼睛 你把我带走 # # When I close my eyes，you come and take me #
# 在我的白日梦中如此之深刻 # # It's so deep in my daydreams #
# 它是如此甜蜜 梦幻 宝贝 # # But it's just a sweet sweet fantasy baby #
# 我是如此需要你 # # I want you so bad #
# 它是如此甜蜜的一个幻想 宝贝 # # But it's just a sweet sweet fantasy baby #
# 当我闭上眼睛 你把我带走 # # When I close my eyes，you come and take me #
# 在我的白日梦中如此之深刻 # # It's so deep in my daydreams #
# 它是如此甜蜜 梦幻 宝贝 # # But it's just a sweet sweet fantasy baby #
# 我是如此需要你 # # I want you so bad #
你做到了 You did it!
# 我是如此需要你 # # I want you so bad #
太好了 Yes! Yes!
滚吧 安托万 Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
安托万 住手 Antwan, stop!
已经结束了 It's over.
他做到了 He made it.
让所有人都看到你游戏的原始模型 Got your game's original build out there for everyone to see.
很可能打赢官司 对吧 Probably win your lawsuit, huh?
看起来是的 Looks likely.
很好 Cool.
这些服务器 兄弟 这些服务器 And here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing.
都在这里 我手握所有你在意的东西 Right here, I've got everything you care about.
自由城剩下的碎片 你所有游戏里的朋友们 The sliver that's left of Free City, all your little background friends.
包括你的数字男朋友 Including your digital boyfriend,
最后一台服务器 Last server.
听着 我只想要我建立的世界和里面的人 Look, I just want the world that I built and the people in it.
我有什么好处 What's in it for Antwan?
除此之外 所有 Everything else.
什么意思 把我当成傻子 Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
你有权使用我们的代码 保留所有利润 You have the rights to our code, keep all the profits,
我只要把自由城剩下的东西 just give me what's left of Free City.
让我在那里建立我自己的世界 Let me build my own world from there.
自由城2 自由城3怎么办 What about Free City 2? Free City 3?
所有的附属产品呢 And all pursuant spin-offs?
所有都是你的 只要放下你的斧头 All yours. Just put down the axe.
你知道这是什么 交易的历史上最愚蠢的交易 You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal
最愚蠢的交易 对吗 in the history of dumb deals, right?
我是说 你要放弃数百万美元 I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars.
为什么会有人这么做 Why would anyone do that?
因为键盘和我做出了很棒的东西 Cause Keys and I made something great.
我不需要钱和名声来证明我自己 And I don't need money or fame to prove that to myself.
我已经玩够你的游戏了 安托万 I'm done playing your game, Antwan.
是时候玩我自己的游戏了 It's time I played mine.
成交 Deal?
今天行情不太好 Popping today and not in a good way.
自由城2销量持续下滑 Sales for Free City 2 continue to slip
GMA热点新闻 自由城2销量下滑 游戏快报
很多人反映代码有漏洞 线上数据滞后 with numerous reports of bugs in the code and lagging online play.
苏乐美销量不佳 游戏公司创始人处境艰难�
处境艰难的苏乐美公司游戏创始人 安托万 · 霍瓦切利克 Embattled SoonamI game founder Antwan Hovachelik
发现自己已经被盯上了 finds himself in the crosshairs.
众矢之的 Crosshairs.
他被盯上了 四面楚歌 He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
我们太忙了 都没时间幸灾乐祸 We're too busy to gloat.
我是受害者 我才是受害者 I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
说到忙 我们的独立用户注册数 Speaking of busy, we just doubled
已经翻倍了 the amount of unique visitors we can handle.
太不可思议了 It's amazing.
谁能想到有这么多人 Who'd have thought that so many people
只是喜欢看游戏人物的活动轨迹而不是拿枪射他们 would just wanna watch video game characters instead of shoot at them?
是的 我们做到了 Oh, yeah, we did.
是啊 Yeah.
知道吗 你自夸的时候挺可爱的 You know, you're pretty cute when you brag.
安托万完了 Antwan out!
同时 自由人生 Meanwhile, the game Free Life
很快变成了小型独立游戏 is quickly becoming the little indie that could.
玩家蜂拥而至到这个具有观察性的鱼缸游戏 Players are swarming to this observational, fishbowl game
在这里 他们和独一无二的蓝衣小哥和平相处 where they interact peacefully with the one and only Blue Shirt Guy
他现在不再是被作为背景的数字朋友 and his now no-longer-in-the-background a digital friend.
米莉 Uh, hey, Mills--
你想和我出去喝杯咖啡吗 Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?
其实 我准备玩盘游戏 Actually, I'm gonna jump back into the game.
- 好吧 - 咖啡 - Oh. - Coffee?
好的 听起来不错 Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
我给你带一杯 I'll just, uh, grab you one.
键盘 Oh, Keys, uh--
我知道 中杯咖啡 加奶 两块方糖 I know, medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
没错 Yeah.
你好 兰迪 弥尔顿 Hi, Randy. Milton.
我还在想什么时候能再见到你 I was wondering when I'd see you again.
是啊 最近的生活太疯狂了 Yeah, life has been pretty crazy lately.
你应该在这里看看 You should see it in here.
我们说的是终身免费的泡泡糖冰淇淋 We're talkin' free bubble gum ice cream for life.
哇哦 Wow.
大家好 Hey, guys.
听着 盖 Look, Guy--
这比我想象得难以说出口多了 Wow, this is harder than I thought.
那就让我来帮你说吧 Then let me do it for you.
盖 Guy,
你是我的理想型 you are dreamy.
你对蓝色衬衫和五个八度音阶音乐巨星的品味 Your taste in blue shirts and five-octave musical superstars,
它深深地吸引着我 it's deeply, deeply attractive to me.
但是我无法和你共度余生 But I can't keep spending all my time with you.
我创造了这个世界 但是我不能生活在这里 I created this world, but I can't live my life in it.
看吧 很难吗 See? Was that so hard?
所以你打算做什么 So, what are you gonna do?
任何我想做的 谢谢你 Anything I want. Thanks to you.
我不再困在一个循环里了 I'm not stuck in a loop any more.
你也要 Neither are you.
我爱你 米莉 I love you, Millie.
也许这些都是我的程序设定 但是你想 Maybe that is my programming talking, but, guess what,
是谁写了这个程序 someone wrote that program.
我只是一封寄给你的情书 I'm just a love letter to you.
作者就在这外面 Somewhere out there is the author.
你让他活过来了 你让他活过来了 You brought him to life. You brought him to life.
他活过来了 是因为他遇到了唯一对的人 And he was alive because he met the one person
他已经等了一辈子了 he'd been waiting for his whole life.
我得让他真实点 所以 And I had to make it realistic, so
我创造这个人物的灵感 I based it off of
都是来源于你 you.
他的梦中情人 The woman of his dreams,
她和我一样 she was the same as mine.
所以她喜欢泡泡糖味冰淇淋和秋千 So she liked bubble gum ice cream and swing sets
她有一个非常可爱但很奇怪的习惯 and she had this very cute but oddly specific habit
总是哼着玛丽亚 凯莉的经典歌曲 of always humming this classic Mariah Carey track.
她会一直重复 Like, all the time, she would repeat.
终于 Finally!
键盘 Keys!
你怎么 What are you--
你还好吗 小盖盖 You okay, little guy Guy?
你看起来 形容词 You seem adjective.
我很好 顺便一提 你可以放我下来了 I'm great. I'm great. You could put me down, by the way.
谢谢 太好了 Thank you. That was nice.
我很好 你也很好 大佬 No, I'm great. You're great, Dude.
我只是失去了我最好的朋友 I just miss my best friend.
我们以前每天也一起走同样的路 We used to do the same walk together every day.
只不过他穿着衣服 能说一个完整的句子 Except he wore a shirt. And could complete a full sentence.
我也可以说出一句完整的话 I can bench press a sentence.
是啊 不过这完全不是一回事 Yeah, that's totally not the same thing at all.
哈哈大笑 Harder laughter!
盖 Guy?
- 巴迪 - 不会吧 - Buddy! - No!
天哪 盖 Oh, my God! Guy!
巴迪 我以为我再也见不到你了 Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
不会的 You didn't!
前一分钟 我还在桥上疯狂地跑 One minute, I'm running on a crazy bridge to nowhere,
想着我平淡甜蜜的生活就要结束 thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over.
下一分钟 我就像在某种飞行器上 The next minute, I'm like in some type of flyin'
还有仙尘之类的 and some, like, fairy dust, pixie dust,
然后我扑通一声掉到这片天堂里 and then I plopped down into this slice of heaven.
伙计 我喜欢这里 Man, I love it here.
事实上 前几天 我骑了半人马 In fact, a couple of days ago, I rode a centaur.
现在 可能听起来有点奇怪 Now, it might sound weird,
我骑在半人马的背上 I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude and a half-horse,
不管是什么半人马 我都骑了 whatever a centaur is, I did it.
我也骑了 I rode a dude, too!
友好的手势 Friendly gesture!
真友好 So friendly!
过来 过来 Come on, bring it in!
我们要抱一下吗 我要过来了 - Are we gonna hug? - I'm coming for you!
- 不用 我过来了 - 我过来了 - No, you're not. I'm coming for you. - Yes, I am!
你站在那 我过来 You come here! I'm coming to you!
我要把你拉过来 把你拉过来 I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in.
巴迪 我想死你了 Buddy, I missed you!
所以银行在哪 Hey, so where's the bank?
这儿没有银行 There is no bank.
那我们做什么 So what do we do?
我们想做什么就做什么 Whatever we want.
你好啊 盖 Hey, guys.
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