下次你敢错过《无耻家庭》 Next time you miss Shameless,
我就割下你的蛋蛋去喂住在艾莱柏酒吧 I cut off your testicles and feed it to homeless dog
后面的流浪狗 who lives behind the Alibi,
不过今天先饶了你 记好了 but today you get free pass. I tell you.
-黛比 -什么事 - Debbie? - Yeah?
我帮你预约到周五了 I made an appointment for you for Friday.
去打胎 For an abortion.
我没打算流产 Not part of my plan.
我嗑药了 I shot up.
你现在才告诉我 You're just telling me this now?
你自己有很多事要处理 You had a lot on your mind.
你这是什么态度 What's with the attitude?
你无时无刻不盯着我 You're on my ass 24/7.
在家是"你吃过药了吗" At home, "Did you take your meds?"
上班是"你迟到了 动作快点" At work, "You're late. Pick up the pace."
如果你不喜欢 那就走吧 If you don't like it, leave.
-我会走的 -很好 滚吧 - I will. - Good! Go!
我操 What the fuck?
你不是把油门线剪了吗 I thought you cut the throttle cable.
我剪了啊 I did.
你确定你没剪错线 Are you sure you cut the right cable?
当然了 就两根线 油门线和 Yes, there's only two cables, the throttle and the...
我再记下你怀孕的事 I'll just make note of your pregnancy.
什么 What?
你不知道自己怀孕了 You didn't know you were pregnant?
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天啊 操 Jesus! Fuck!
恶心 Shit.
加拉格之雨 Gallagher rain.
我女儿的呕吐物 也难挡这些肉馅卷饼的的美味
弗兰克 这是怎么回事 Frank, what the hell is going on?
这是乔治・门多萨和他的家人 This Jorge Mendoza and his clan.
被赶出家门了 Got evicted.
银行把他们的房子给卖了 Bank sold it right out from under them,
门多萨昨天回家 and the Mendozas came home yesterday
发现他们的东西都被扔上了街头 to find all their stuff on the street.
这是我们的问题吗 And how is this our problem?
我们这个独一无二的社区的损失 The loss of our unique community?
美国大熔炉的子孙后代 Generations of the American melting pot
被赶出自己的家园 getting kicked out of their homes.
中产阶层化是所有人的问题 菲奥娜 Gentrification is everyone's problem, Fiona.
弗兰克 他们在我们家院子里干什么 Frank, what are they doing in our yard?
我把院子租给他们了 I rented it to them.
小棚屋 车 还有门廊下面 The shed, the van, under the porch,
这片草地 this grassy area.
而且老天 他们太会做饭了 And, oh, my God, can they cook.
亚尼斯 Yanis.
你好 老兄 Hey, man.
小凯和小维 It's Kev and V.
知道 我是瘫了 不是瞎了 Yeah, I'm paralyzed, not blind.
我们只是想说 对于你所遭遇的一切 Look, we just wanted to say how, uh, really sorry we are
我们真的感到很遗憾 for what happened to you.
真的 真的 真的很遗憾 Really, really, really sorry.
像任何一个好邻居一样遗憾 Sorry the way any good neighbor would be.
你有希腊血统吗 You got any Greek in you?
希腊血统 没有 Greek? No, no.
我不确定 也许 I'm not sure. Maybe.
很有可能 我不知道 Yeah, yeah, probably. I don't know.
你真是个好朋友 You're a good friend.
他是个好男人 He's a good man.
你肯定是希腊人 You're Greek for sure.
那医生什么时候安排你做康复 So when are they gonna move you to rehab?
我才不要做康复 我要回家 I'm not going to rehab. I'm going home.
我信不过那个中国医生 或者那个娘娘腔 I don't trust that Chink doctor or the girly man.
我今天就要离开这个鬼地方 I'm checking myself out of this hellhole today.
你能相信这种事吗 亲爱的 You believe this shit, adelphe?
我在海军陆战队服役八年 Eight years I serve in the Marines,
离开时毫发无伤 I walk away fine.
却栽在芝加哥南部俩娘们儿手上 I got these two kunas on the South Side of Chicago,
要从这里坐轮椅出去 I'm rolling out of here in a goddamn chair.
-谁 -那两个臭婊子 - Who? - Those two kunas.
把我的宝贝狗狗们抓走的婊子 The ones who took my dogs.
你是说那俩丽萨吗 You talking about Lisa and Lisa?
没错 就是她们害我的 Yeah, they did this to me.
她们把我的刹车线剪了 They cut my brake line.
我会让那俩婊子付出代价 Those bitches are gonna pay.
要她们血债血偿 They're gonna fucking pay.
-他说什么 -他只是有点感伤 - What'd you say? - He is just sympathizing.
他只要一感伤就会像小女孩一样尖叫 His voice squeaks when he sympathizes, like a little girl,
顺便说一下 我们有两个女儿 which we have two of, by the way.
俩女儿需要她们的老爹 凯文 Two little girls who need their daddy, Kevin,
所以 我们该走了 so it is time for us to go.
把花给他 Give him the flowers.
那些都是哪里来的 Where'd all this come from?
卡尔买了水果圈 Carl bought Froot Loops.
外加有机走地鸡鸡蛋和果肉果汁 And cage-free organic eggs and juice with the pulp in it.
快吃 小兄弟 Eat up, little homey.
你哪来的钱 Where you getting all this money?
少管所干活给的工钱 存的 Juvie job. Saved up.
你最好别又开始贩毒了 卡尔 You better not be selling drugs again, Carl.
没贩毒 我已经改过自新了 Nope, no drugs. I learned my lesson.
-下一位 -你最好小心点 - Next. - You better watch out.
如果她不喜欢你的所作所为 If she doesn't like what you're doing,
可能会把你从家里开除 she might try to fire you from the family.
或者逼你去堕胎 Yeah, or try to force you to get an abortion.
好香啊 培根吗 Smells good. Bacon?
-水果圈 -你来上班吗 - Froot Loops. - You coming to work?
来 只是得先穿好衣服跟小黛谈一谈 Yeah, I just got to get dressed and talk to Debs.
谈什么 About what?
我想跟你道歉 行吗 I want to apologize, okay?
-我先走了 -待会见 - I'm gonna go. - I'll meet you there.
所以你就可以迟到 Oh, so you get to be late
因为跟老板上床 是不是 'cause you're fucking the boss, right?
利普已经给你找到新工作了 少废话 Lip already got you a new job, so cut the shit.
卡尔 你去上学时 Carl, can you drop Liam
顺便把利亚姆送去幼儿园行吗 at Head Start on your way to school?
我看起来像保姆吗 Do I look like a babysitter?
不 你看起来像罪犯 No, you look like a criminal,
但是目前为止 but last I checked,
你还是加拉格家的一份子 you were still a Gallagher.
好吧 兄弟要互相照应 Fine. Bros got to stick together.
走 Let's go.
走吧 小兄弟 Come on, little homey.
别淘气 乖乖走 Don't be a little shit. Let's go.
我快迟到了 I'm gonna be late.
我怀孕了 小黛 I'm pregnant, Debs.
不好笑 Not funny.
不是开玩笑 花钱买避孕药 No, it's not, and it turns out that the pill
根本就是打水漂 is a big fucking waste of money.
你在说谎吗 瞎编乱造 Are you lying? Are you making this up?
全家只有你会拿怀孕的事说谎 You are the only one who lies about pregnancies around here.
老天 Jesus.
我说的是真的 I'm not making it up.
上帝呀 Oh, my God.
那太棒了 This is amazing.
这太难得了 What are the chances?
我们可以把她俩当做姐妹一样养大 We can raise them together like sisters.
堂姐妹 Sister cousins!
是谁的孩子 Whose is it?
是古斯的还是肖恩的 Is it Gus' or Sean's?
如果是古斯的 就尴尬了 If it was Gus', that'd be weird.
你怀孕多久了 How far along are you?
等等 先停一下 Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop.
听着 Listen.
我想说的是 I'm saying...
我知道这有多不舒服 I know how shitty this feels,
像是有东西在侵占你的身体 like something's taken over your body,
你感觉糟透了 and you feel sick
还有一点疯狂 真对不起 and, like, a little crazy, and I'm sorry
之前我不了解你的感受 because I didn't get that before,
我又严厉又不近人情 and I was harsh and cold and...
无论如何 我很抱歉 Anyway, I'm sorry.
谢谢 Thank you.
现在我们可以一起渡过难关 And now we can go through it together.
我们可以一起去诊所 We can go to the clinic.
我们预约在同一天 We'll make appointments for the same day.
会很棒的 就像一家人外出游玩一样 It'll be good. It'll be like a family outing.
就像去迪士尼 顺便打个胎而已 Like Disneyland, only with abortions.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
你这算什么道歉 What kind of apology is that?
小黛 Debs,
我知道你认为生下孩子可以让德里克回心转意 I know that you think that keeping it will bring Derek back,
但如果他就这样抛弃了你 but if he left you like this,
那他根本没资格跟你在一起 then he doesn't deserve you,
你会爱上其他男孩... and there will be other guys that you will love--
不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
沾花惹草的人是你 菲奥娜 不是我 You're the one who sleeps around, Fiona, not me.
天啊 God.
你太恶心了 You are disgusting.
你这个人太可怕了 You're a horrible human being.
你甚至懒得跟你丈夫离婚 You didn't even bother to divorce your husband.
只是对他避而不见 You just ghosted him.
我什么 I what?
对他避而不见 You ghosted him.
你玩失踪 You disappeared.
现在你还要拒绝你的孩子 And now you're gonna ghost your baby.
家庭早餐 却没人邀请老爹 Family breakfast, no one bothers to invite the padre.
见怪不怪了 Typical.
弗兰克 送我去学校 Frank, walk me to school.
送你去学校 Walk you to school?
我是你老爸吗 好吧 You think I'm your father? All right.
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-哥们 -还好吗 - Hey, buddy. - What's up, man?
时间轴 风吹来的那片云
看看这里 Oh, check you out.
这都是你自己的吗 没有室友 This is all yours? No roommate?
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还不错吧 Yeah, it's pretty sweet, right?
裸胸画不错 Yeah. Titty art.
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想告诉大家你是直男吗 Trying to make sure everyone knows you're straight?
这里搞基的人多得是 There's plenty of dude-on-dude action around here.
-你会很爽的 -太棒了 - You'll do fine. - Oh, sweet.
-喝红牛吗 -不了 咱们去喝咖啡吧 - Red Bull? - Nah, let's go grab a coffee.
-你可以带我转转 -不行的 - You can show me around. - You know, I can't.
我有个实验马上得完成 熬了一夜了 You know, I got a lab due. I've been up all night.
还要几页论文要写 然后要上几节课 I got a few more pages to go and then some classes,
之后才能出去玩 but then I can hang.
好吧 我可以... Yeah, cool. I can, uh--
反正也得去新上班地方报个到 I should go check in at the new job anyway.
好的 Yeah.
-谢谢 -那什么 - Thanks, by the way. - Oh, yeah, you know what?
我会把你介绍给尤恩斯教授 I'll introduce you to Prof Youens.
-你可以谢谢他 -好的 - You can thank him. - Cool.
这些真是够书呆子的 This is some seriously nerdy shit.
是啊 Yeah.
我去上班了 I got to get to work.
好的 回头联系 好吗 All right, I'll catch you later, all right?
好的 Yeah.
我要当外公了 I'm gonna be a grandfather.
死亡之中孕育的新生命 From the bowels of death, new life.
加拉格家新成员 A new Gallagher.
是的 菲奥娜也怀孕了 Yeah, and Fiona's pregnant too.
不是吧 Shut up!
要当两个孩子的外公了 A double grandfather.
但是菲奥娜不想要她的孩子 Yeah, but Fiona doesn't want to have hers,
而且还强迫我打掉自己的孩子 and she's trying to force me to get rid of mine too.
她说我太小了 She says I'm too young.
她说的不对 不科学 She's wrong. Scientifically wrong.
从生物学上说 Biologically speaking,
你现在正处于最佳生育年龄 you're in your prime childbearing years.
实际上还大了一点点 Actually, a little beyond them.
如果菲奥娜再等下去 她生的孩子 If Fiona waits much longer, she's gonna have babies
就会像袋熊了 that look like wombats.
她的阴唇会耷拉到膝盖 Her labia will stretch halfway to her knees.
男人要想给她口还得配根吸管才行 Men wanting to do cunnilingus will require a straw.
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
到你做主的时候了 黛比 This is your time, Debs.
别让任何人动摇你 Don't let anyone tell you differently.
那菲奥娜呢 But what about Fiona?
她不能强迫你做任何事 She can't force you to do anything.
你有权掌控自己的身体 You have the right to control your own body.
可菲奥娜也有权掌控她的呀 But Fiona has that right too.
我们剥夺了不就好了 Well, we won't let her.
莫妮卡怀卡尔的时候 I had to handcuff Monica to the bed
我得把她拷在床上 when she was pregnant with Carl.
我把她灌醉了几个月 直到胎儿大到不能流产 I kept her loaded for months until he was too big to abort.
我可不觉得肖恩会同意这么做 Yeah, I don't think Sean's gonna go for that.
谁是肖恩 Who's Sean?
她男朋友 Her boyfriend.
我还以为她结婚了 I thought she was married.
随便啦 我会和她谈谈 Never mind. I'll talk to her.
好 Okay.
也许我们都应该和她谈谈 Maybe we all should talk to her.
没错 你放学后我们再商量细节好吗 Absolutely. We'll talk more after school, all right?
我得赶紧走了 癌症互助小组会不能迟到 I got to run now. I can't be late for my cancer support group.
等等 弗兰克 Wait, Frank.
你得癌症了吗 Do you have cancer?
据我所知没有 Not that I know of.
好运挡不住 Knock wood.
有事吗 Can I help you?
我是伊恩·加拉格 Hi, uh, I'm Ian Gallagher.
第一天来任职 Today's my first day.
你的名字就三个字母吗 Y-you spell Ian with three letters?
是啊 Uh, yeah.
-I A N -真幸运 - I-A-N. - That's lucky.
制服上名字是绣上去的 超过三个字母 It costs extra to get more than three letters
就会另外收费 embroidered on your uniform.
所以托德的名字只有一个D That's why Tod lost his second D.
还有罗恩 他以前叫罗尼 A-a-a-and Ron, he-- he used to be called Ronnie,
但你不必改名字 but you don't have to change your name at all.
这就是命中注定 That's like fate.
来吧 我带你熟悉熟悉 Come on, I'll show you around.
伊恩 Ian.
几年前托德出了车祸 Tod had a, uh, car accident a few years ago.
现在他脑袋里有一块钢板 He's got a plate in his head now.
人是比以前痴傻了点儿 He's a bit simpler than he used to be,
但他品性不错 but, uh, well, he's a good guy.
你做过类似的工作吗 So you ever done any work like this?
我曾在餐厅刷盘子 收拾桌子 I, uh, washed dishes in a diner, bussed tables.
跟那差不多 除了没有小费 Well, this is like that, only without the tips.
好了 Yep.
你在这上头签到 You punch in here.
作为底层职工 As low man on the totem pole,
你的工作就是清理校园里的垃圾桶 your job will be to empty the trash all over the campus
还有打扫沿路发现的任何垃圾 and to clean up any messes you may find along the way.
你工作的时候要拉上个垃圾箱 Now, you pull this bin with you.
如果有需要就来这拿拖把和桶子 You come in and you get a mop and a bucket if you need it.
所有教室的垃圾桶都要清理 但仅限课间进行 Hit all the classroom bins but only in between classes.
就是要学会找空挡 你看上去挺聪明的 It's a timing thing, but, uh, well, you look smart.
能自己搞定 You'll figure it out.
就这样吗 So that's it?
整天清理垃圾 I empty trash all day?
1点起有半小时午饭时间 Half hour for lunch, 1 p.m.
休息时记得打卡 Clock out for your breaks.
下午5点下班 The day ends at 5 p.m.
一旦你能熟练清理垃圾了 Now, once you get the hang of the trash patrol,
我们就会教你打扫厕所 we'll train you on the bathrooms.
我们会给你的制服绣上名字 Now, we'll get this uniform embroidered,
但今天你先穿戴夫的吧 but, uh, for today, you can be Dave.
看到你喜欢的单车了吗 Hey, you see a bike you like?
没关系 兄弟 有我在 Don't worry, my homey. I got you.
我们一定会找到你心仪的单车的 We'll find your dream bike.
多米尼克 Hey, yo, Dominique.
我一直在想你 I been missing you.
你根本不认识我 You don't know me.
我在梦里认识的你 I know you from my dreams.
我已经告诉你让顶着你的编发离我远点了 I already told you and your cornrows to leave me alone.
你为什么要歧视我的编发 Why you got to dis the rows?
它们只是向你表达了爱意 They never did nothing but love you.
作为一个白人小子你为什么 Why are you trying to play hard when you're nothing
要费那么大的劲装黑人呢 but a white boy playing dress-up?
你伤害了我 多米尼克 You hurt me, Dominique.
你伤害了我的心还有灵魂 You hurt my heart and my soul.
你不把肤色当回事 You think color's nothing but a skin tone.
看到我的兄弟尼克了吗 You see my brother Nick there?
我们一起蹲过少管所 We was in juvie together.
他看到了我的肤色下 He sees past my skin
藏着暗夜般漆黑的黑人灵魂 into my dark, black soul.
卡尔 Carl.
菲奥娜怀孕了 我想让全家 Fiona's pregnant and I want the whole family
说服她留下孩子 to talk her into keeping it.
-你来吗 -白妞 我不认识你 - You in? - White girl, I don't know you.
加拉格先生 Mr. Gallagher,
来办公室我们谈谈 I'd like a word with you in my office.
会有办法弥补的 There are ways to make things right.
那人瘫痪了 你有负罪感吗 The man is paralyzed. You feeling guilty?
他在家肯定需要帮助 He's gonna need help around the house.
多谢你们能来 Hey, thanks for coming.
你发短信来说很紧急 Well, your text said 911 and--
我不小心剪断了邻居的摩托车刹车线 I accidentally cut our neighbor's motorcycle brake cable,
现在他要瘫痪终生了 and now he's paralyzed for life.
-凯文 -什么 - Kevin! - What?
老天 大声说出来后感觉太好了 God, it just feels good to say it out loud.
我回头解释 你怎么回事 脸色这么差 I'll explain later. What's going on with you? You look like hell.
小凯 找个桌子坐下点餐 Hey, uh, Kev, grab a table and order.
哥们 Hey, man.
害一人瘫痪 Paralyzed a dude.
剪了他的刹车线 Cut his brake cable.
牛逼 Cool.
要菜单吗 Want a menu?
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant.
-什么 -是的 - What? - Yep.
等等 你不是说是黛比怀孕吗 Wait. Debbie is pregnant, you said.
事实证明我们家现在买一送一了 Turns out we got a two-for-one over at our place.
这就像个恶心的玩笑 小维 It's like a fucking sick joke, V.
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