杰夫 我们刚收到这个 还有时间播出吗 Jeff, we just got this in. Do we have time to run this?
- 1号摄像机 - 四 三 二... - Stand by, camera one. - In four, three, two...
- 好的 - 好的 那开始吧 - Yeah, got it. - All right, let's go then.
(足球星期六)
大家好 欢迎收看《足球星期六》 Hello, and welcome to Soccer Saturday.
我是杰夫斯特灵 我旁边的是 乔治卡特里克 I'm Jeff Stelling, here with George Cartrick
和克林顿莫里森 and Clinton Morrison.
国内最炙手可热的球队显然是里士满 Now, the hottest team in the country is clearly Richmond
借着山姆奥比桑亚鼓舞人心进球 连续赢得了十场比赛 on a ten-game winning streak on the back of some inspired play by Sam Obisanya.
杰夫 山姆奥比桑亚一定会首度入选 尼日利亚国家队 Jeff, you have to think Sam Obisanya will make his Nigeria debut,
否则就太说不过去了 or the world's gone truly mad.
但我们的头条新闻是 But our top story:
西汉姆联的经理一职空缺令人猜疑纷纷 the mysterious managerial vacancy at West Ham United.
奇迹小子内森谢利突然离队 The club has suddenly parted ways with the Wonder Kid, Nathan Shelley.
杰夫 这真的令人震惊 他们本赛季成绩优异 It's a shocker, Jeff. They were having a great season.
对 但是听着 内特谢利 不是西汉姆联排第二名的原因 Yeah, but look, Nate Shelley isn't the reason West Ham are in second place.
什么“奇迹小子” 拜托 I mean, "Wonder Kid"? Come on.
(内特谢利离开西汉姆)
他当年是我的打杂工 老天 He was my kit man, for God's sake.
不 鲁伯特曼尼恩是球队运作背后的大佬 No, Rupert Mannion is the brains behind this whole operation.
好的 我们把注意力转到国际比赛间歇期 Okay. Let's turn our attention to the international break.
国家队阵容正接连公布 National squad announcements are trickling in.
哪些球员将获得代表祖国出赛的殊荣 Which players will get the honor of representing their country?
好了 各位 今天的表现很棒 All right, fellas, great play out there today.
恭喜大家再次取得胜利 Congratulations on yet another victorious outcome!
没错 That's right.
嘿 快速提醒一下 Hey, quick reminder.
因为国际比赛间歇期 Because of the break in our schedule due to international play,
下周没有比赛 好吗 there is no game next week, all right?
好的 嘿 说实话 我挺难过 All right. Hey, look, kind of hurts my feelings
你们下周末不想和我一起过 y'all don't want to spend next weekend with me, if I'm being honest.
但我是沉默而坚强的类型 所以我只把悲伤放在心里 But I am the strong silent type, so I ain't gonna let you know.
但同时我也是脆弱的大嘴巴 因为我和所有人一样 But I'm also loud and weak, because I, like all humans,
是有多面性的 对不对 contain multitudes. Am I right?
这番演讲很动听 Great speech.
总之 我们想对球队的小伙子们 道声晚安和好运 Anyhoo, we want to say good night and good luck to the fellas on our squad
被选中代表国家队下周参赛的各位 that have been chosen to represent their home country next week.
教练 有哪些人啊 Coach, who we talking about?
就在不远的温布利球场 首度进入英格兰队的杰米塔特 Just up the way at Wembley, making his debut for England, Jamie Tartt!
将飞去多伦多为加拿大守门的范达美 Taking the plane to Toronto to play goal for Canada, Van Damme!
他有机票呢 He's got a plane ticket.
他即将对战墨西哥队和队中的丹尼罗哈斯 Who will be going up against Mexico and Dani Rojas!
天啊 Oh, boy.
邦伯凯奇为瑞士效力 Bumbercatch holding it down for Switzerland.
哥们行啊 My guy!
- 等等...邦伯凯奇 你是瑞士的 - 对 看我样子不就知道嘛 - Wait, hold on. Bumbercatch, you're Swiss? - Yeah. Look at me.
不 好吧 对 是的 No, you're right. Yeah. All right.
- 为威尔士出征的科林休斯 - 嘿 他在那呢 - And repping Wales, Colin Hughes! - Hey, there he is.
加油 伙计 Let's go, boyo.
说完了吗 Is that it?
是的 And that's it.
好了 那么大家祝愿朋友们一路顺风 Okay. All right, well, let's go ahead and wish our friends safe travels
和上帝保佑 and Godspeed,
或是以你的神灵选择服用的任何药物祝愿 or whatever narcotic your deity chooses to self-medicate with.
其他的人 下周一见 Rest of y'all, see ya on Monday.
哎 24号 Oi, 24.
他们玩弄你 哥们 真遗憾 They fucked you, man. I'm sorry.
没事 It's okay.
嘿 不过恭喜你呀 Hey, congrats to you though.
听着 你没事吧 Listen. You good, yeah?
是 当然 Yeah. Of course.
嘿 哟 恭喜 兄弟 Hey, yo. Congrats, bro.
我不是你兄弟 I am not your bro.
我们现在是对头了 很快你将成为我的败阵走狗 We are now enemies, and soon, you will be my bitch.
什么鬼... What the f--
足球教练 第三季第十集
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你是说它一个月只来一次 So you're telling me it only shows up once a month?
- 而且每个月必定会来 - 只有怀孕时才不会 - And it never skips a month? - Only if you're pregnant.
要命 我得了解一下这个葡萄酒快递服务 Well, shoot. I got to check out this wine delivery service.
听起来很有品啊 对 Sounds like a real corker. Yes.
听说内森的事了吗 Did you hear about Nathan?
- 听说了 - 你认为是什么缘由 - I did. - What do we think happened there?
老大 我就像是不完整的 马德琳卡恩最佳电影清单 Well, boss, I'm like an incomplete list of Madeline Kahn's best films:
“一无所知” I ain't got no clue.
而且这事也与我无关 And it ain't really none of my business anyhow.
泰德 我接下来的话纯粹出于好意 Ted, look, I mean this in the nicest way possible,
但你的闺蜜谈话能力烂透了 but you suck at girl talk.
我知道 我就是不喜欢八卦 I know. I just don't like gossip.
这不是八卦 泰德 这是猜测 It's not gossip, Ted. It's speculation.
其实我听说了一些传言 关于西汉姆 I've actually been hearing rumblings of inappropriate workplace behavior
- 存在不恰当的职场行为 - 瞧 这就叫一流的闺蜜谈话 - over at West Ham. - See? Excellent girl talk.
那么 两位什么看法 So, chaps, what do we think?
内森有能力涉及那种事吗 Is Nathan capable of being involved in something like that?
- 不可能 - 没有 - No. - Nah.
- 早上好 - 嗨 莱斯莉 - Good morning. - Hello, Leslie.
我昨晚听到了一些有趣的闲言闲语 So, I heard some interesting scuttlebutt last night.
我不爱八卦 但我不介意听闲言闲语 I don't like gossip, but my butt don't mind a little scuttle.
说吧 莱斯莉 Go on, Leslie.
艾德文阿库佛回伦敦了 Edwin Akufo's back in town.
什么 What now?
据说他正在四处打探 Apparently, he's sniffing around
想要创建某种超级联赛 about trying to create a Super League of some sort.
你在哪听说的 Where did you hear this?
瑞贝卡 我毕竟是足球运营的董事 Well, Rebecca, I am the director of Football Operations.
我们几个足球运营董事有一支爵士乐队 And a bunch of us DFOs have a little jazz jam band
名为“咆勃爵士董事” we call "The Directors of Beboperations."
彩排时大家聊到阿库佛 Akufo came up at rehearsal.
这不是好消息 This is not good.
抱歉 一位亿万富翁 想要召集一群超能英雄 I'm sorry. Why is it so bad that a billionaire wants to put together
对抗犯罪 有什么不好的 a bunch of superheroes to fight crime?
泰德 你想成了正义联盟 Ted, you're thinking of the Justice League.
我这脑子 没错 God, dang it. Yeah, I am.
超级联赛是世界上最大型 富有的球队 Super League is when the world's biggest and wealthiest teams
决定互相比赛 decide to compete against each other.
这意味着大卫不仅没机会和巨人交战 So, not only would David never get to face Goliath,
也许世界上将不再存在大卫 the Davids could cease to exist altogether.
老天爷 Wow.
你知道 如果鲁伯特和这事有关 我不会感到意外 You know, I wouldn't be surprised if Rupert was involved in this.
说到恶魔 恶魔就来了 Speak of the devil.
(恶魔来电)
- 是鲁伯特啊 - 对 - It was Rupert. - Yes.
抱歉 好的 我有那么一瞬间 以为是真的恶魔打来 Sorry. Okay. I thought it was the actual devil for a second.
- 对 - 对 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
你还活着吗 Are you alive?
很不幸 还活着 Unfortunately, yeah.
你没事的 You're okay.
我是个白痴吗 Am I an idiot?
有时是 Sometimes, yes.
不 我是说辞职 No, I meant for quitting my job.
你后悔了吗 Do you wish you hadn't?
那这就是你的答案 Then there's your answer.
我只是不知道接下来怎么办 I just don't know what I'm gonna do.
需要我留下吗 Do you need me to stay?
不...没...我没事的 No. No, that's-- No, I'm okay.
你想和我一起去波兰吗 Do you want to come to Poland with me?
你可以帮我和家人安装灯泡 You can help me and my family screw in light bulbs.
- 好好笑 - 为什么好笑 - That's very funny. - Why is it funny?
不知道 抱歉 我...不 I don't know. Sorry. I-- No.
- 我们几天后见吧 - 谢谢 - I'll see you in a few days. - Thank you.
再见
能说说谢利教练的事吗 Can you tell us about Coach Shelley?
嘿 内特... Hey, Nate! Nate!
(KJ公关)
- 嗨 - 抱歉 - Hi. - Sorry.
- 没事 - 谢谢 - It's all right. - Thanks.
糟糕 Shit.
基莉 你是我有过的最友好的上司 Keeley, you are the nicest boss I've ever had.
谢谢你 丹 Thank you, Dan.
而且绝对是最性感的 And definitely the hottest.
这句夸赞的内容很复杂 That's a complicated compliment.
谢谢 Thank you.
是 Yeah.
芭芭拉 发生什么了 我们在被一点点地抢劫 Barbara, what's going on? Are we being slowly robbed?
等等 对不起 你没和杰克聊 Wait. I'm sorry. You haven't spoken with Jack?
我几周没和杰克联络了 I haven't heard from Jack in weeks.
但她昨晚发电邮给我 说她会联系你 告诉你的 But she emailed me last night to say that she was gonna reach out and tell you.
芭芭拉 告诉我什么 Tell me what, Barbara?
风投公司董事会决定撤资 The board of the VC have decided to pull funding.
他们要关闭KJ公关 They're shutting down KJPR.
什么 What?
什么时候 When?
别担心 我们有很多时间 Oh, well, don't worry, we've got plenty of time.
- 我们在周五前清出去就好 - 今天是周三了 - We don't have to be out till Friday. - It's Wednesday.
对 确实是挺快的 对吧 Yeah. I suppose that is quite soon, isn't it?
尤其是你昨晚没收到电邮 Especially if you didn't get the email last night.
如果他不想 拿上百万薪酬在西汉姆当教练 我想 I mean, if he doesn't want to coach West Ham for millions, I'll bloody do it.
真是个白痴 What a wanker.
黄梨汁还是苹果汁 Pineapple juice or apple juice?
嗨 Hi.
嗨 丹尼 Hey, Dani!
丹尼 你好吗 Dani, what's up, man?
他是我的队友 He's my teammate.
丹尼 你要不要薯片 Dani, you want some chips?
哎哟 我的天 Boy, oh, boy.
说真的 山姆今天真是 被弄得措手不及 对吧 Tell you what, Sam had himself a case of the mean reds out there today, yeah?
我不怪他 I don't fucking blame him.
双眼满含泪水时很难看清球 It's hard to see the ball when your eyes are full of tears.
嘿 山姆 Hey, Sam!
嘿 我知道这周对你来说不好过 Hey, look, I know this week ain't been easy on ya.
但是别忘了 就连伟大的迈克尔乔丹本人 But don't forget, even the great Michael Jordan himself
都没进入他高中的篮球校队 didn't make his high school varsity basketball team.
- 好吗 - 是 教练 - Yeah? - Yes, Coach.
但那不是因为他当时 只是个178厘米的高三生 But wasn't that because he was only a 5'10" sophomore
校队需要高个子 所以他们把他分去二队 and the team was in need of height, so they sent him to the junior varsity
希望他能继续长高 with the hope that he would develop physically?
他的确长高了 第二年夏天高了13厘米 Which he did, growing 5 inches the very next summer.
如果你连细节都这么清楚 I mean, if you know all the details,
那这个故事就没那么鼓舞人心了 it does render the story a little less motivational,
但我的重点仍没变 but my point still stands.
昂首挺胸 做条金鱼 Keep your head up. Be a goldfish.
- 好吗 - 好的 - All right? - Okay.
砰 Boom!
我和简在斧头与黑麦餐厅 预约了今晚的飞斧靶道 Tonight, me and Jane have reserved an axe-throwing lane at Hatchet and Rye.
你们要一起去欢乐吗 You fellas care to join the festivities?
听起来欢乐与危险同在 你们要庆祝什么 That sounds equal parts fun and dangerous. What are y'all celebrating?
庆祝命运这么快就给奇迹大便 送去了报应大餐 Karma's speedy delivery of a shit sandwich to the Wonder Turd.
瞧 简已经做好了靶子 Here, Jane made targets.
你不觉得庆祝他人的报应会招致报应吗 Don't you feel it's bad karma to celebrate someone else's bad karma?
不会 你要一起吗 No. You in?
我很想 但我有事 I'd love to, but I've got a thing.
来了 Here we go.
嗨 简妮宝贝 Hey, Janey baby!
对 都准备好了 你能带上 我的飞斧吗 谢谢 Yeah, we're all set. Could you remember to bring my throwing axe, please?
(奇迹小子惊人离队:为什么 )
不是那把 有皮套的那把 No, not that one. The one with the leather sleeve.
这样吧 全都带上 You know what? Just bring 'em all.
对 Yeah, we are.
好的 我也爱你 Okay. Love you too.
你有多少把斧头啊 How many axes you got now?
17把 但不都是用来投掷的 Seventeen. But they're not all for throwing.
是 但它们都在英国 Right. But they're all here in the UK?
是的 我想象不了和我的斧头们两地分居 Oh, yeah. Couldn't imagine being in a different country than my axes.
她拿不动那么多把的 She's gonna have trouble carrying that.
- 嗨 山姆 - 嗨 - Hey, Sam. - Hey.
关于国家队 我感到很遗憾 I'm so sorry about the national team.
其实 我也许该更努力吧 Well, you know. I guess I could have worked harder.
我觉得你非常出色 Well, I think you're wonderful.
谢谢你 瑞贝卡 Thank you, Rebecca.
- 回头见 - 是 - See you. - Yeah.
你好 瑞贝卡 Hello, Rebecca.
我给你的那幅霍克尼呢 Where's the Hockney I gave you?
处理掉了 抱歉 你是怎么通过安保的 Got rid of it. Sorry. W-- How did you get past security?
我的老友瑞尼让我进来的 My old mate, Renee.
住在下水道里的那个怪老头 The creepy old man that lives in the sewers?
瑞贝卡 这么说太无礼了 Oh, Rebecca, that's rude.
他只是在下水道工作 He only works in the sewer.
是 也许下次你应该预约 Right. Well, maybe next time you could make an appointment.
当然 Of course.
那么 你有什么事 So, what do you want?
邀请你出席阿库佛联赛的会议 To invite you to this meeting for the Akufo League.
为什么 Why?
我想向你伸出橄榄枝 I've wanted to extend an olive branch.
我觉得你参与这件事很重要 And I think it's important that you're part of this.
也许会给足球赛带来很多裨益 Could be great for the game.
我会考虑的 Well, I will give it some thought.
很好 Good.
今天偷偷来这里让我回想起 我在内尔森路看的第一场比赛 Sneaking in here today reminded me of the first match I ever saw at Nelson Road.
那时人们还点蜡烛来为比赛照明 When they used to play by candlelight.
我很期待你的回音 I look forward to hearing from you.
内森谢利是怎么回事 What happened with Nathan Shelley?
大好机会降临时 有的人无法承受得来 Some people just aren't ready when they get their shot.
舅舅日快乐 Happy Uncle Day!
- 你们知道这不是真的节日吧 - 就是真的 - You know it's not a real holiday, right? - Yes, it is.
妈咪 对吗 Right, Mummy?
任何让罗伊不爽的日子都是我的节日 Any day that annoys Roy, holiday for me.
我去开门 I'll get it.
小菲告诉我舅舅日是她最喜欢的节日 Phoe told me that Uncle's Day is her favorite holiday of the year.
- 滚 - 是真的 - Fuck off. - Yeah, seriously.
顺序是舅舅日 罗伊舅舅的生日 然后是Perchtenlaufen It was Uncle's Day, Uncle Roy's birthday, and then Perchtenlaufen,
一个德国的节日 人们会打扮成恶灵的样子 the German holiday where people dress up as evil spirits
在街上游荡 以吓跑冬天 and roam the streets in order to scare winter away.
她虽然少年老成 但是她是个货真价实的书呆子啊 She might be an old soul, but she's a proper fucking dweeb, isn't she?
门外是你的路虎车吗 Is that your Range Rover outside?
- 不 是我妈妈的 - 对 好吧 - No, it's my mum's. - Oh, right, all right.
嘿 你好吗 Hey, how you doing? You all right?
- 抱歉我迟到了 - 没关系 - Sorry I'm late. - It's okay.
你可以在坐在罗伊舅舅旁边 You can just sit down next to Uncle Roy.
你好 罗伊舅舅 Hello, Uncle Roy.
他来这里干嘛 What the fuck is he doing here?
我必须请你最好的朋友啊 I had to invite your best friend.
- 他不是我最好的朋友 - 他不是我最好的朋友 - He's not my best friend. - He isn't my best friend.
你常谈起他 你们每天都待在一起 Well, you talk about him a lot, and you spend every day together.
他不是的 Well, he's not.
杰米 你最好的朋友是谁 So, who's your best friend, Jamie?
应该是艾萨克 Probably Isaac.
- 去你的 - 是他 - Fuck off. - He is.
- 罗伊舅舅 你要给1英镑 - 帮我记账 - That's a pound, Uncle Roy. - Bill me.
好的 我们打开吉米的礼物吧 Okay. Now, open Jamie's gift.
这礼物很蠢 很傻的 我不知道 It's stupid. It's dumb. I don't know.
给 Here.
这是你2014年世界杯的原版英格兰队服 It's your original England kit from the 2014 World Cup.
你的名字在后面 Your name's on the back there.
我让他们把E改成了U I got 'em to change the E to a U.
我很喜欢 I love it.
对 杰米 你欠我1英镑 Yeah. You owe me a pound, Jamie.
但我什么都没说 But I didn't say nothing.
不 但因为你 我脑子里想到这个词 可以说是同一回事 No, but you made me think it, and that's basically the same thing.
对 有道理 Yeah, fair play.
好的 轮到我了 Okay, my turn.
好的 All right.
这是谁 Who's that?
包装得很漂亮 Good wrapping, that.
我在学校弄的 I made it at school.
颜色的首字母能拼出你的名字 红色 橘色 黄色 罗伊 The colors spell your name. Red, orange, yellow. Roy.
她等不及要给你 She's been very excited to give it to you.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
我啊 爱死了 Well, I mean, I fucking love it.
很值得 It was worth it.
谢谢 Thank you.
好了 妈妈和我要换装 然后表演 Okay. Mum and I are going to put our costumes on for the performance.
提醒一下 表演还有中场休息 Heads-up, team. There is an intermission.
- 你姐姐很辣 - 我会把你的眼球挖出来 - Your sister is fit. - I will cut your eyes out.
希米 怎么了 我以为店里预约满了 Simi, what's going on? I thought we were fully booked.
预约的客人都没来 All the reservations bailed.
除了一位 Well, except one.
嘿 瞧瞧谁来了 Hey, you. Look who it is.
是小鸡仔 It is Pinky Dick.
抱歉 我是说山姆 Sorry. I mean Sam.
你肯定记得弗兰西斯吧 Of course you remember Francis.
查尔斯 这是小鸡仔 Charles, this is Pinky Dick.
说错了 是山姆 I mean Sam.
小鸡仔是山姆 这位是查尔斯奇巴 Pinky-Dick-I-mean-Sam, this is Charles Siziba,
- 《泰晤士报》的美食博主 - 幸会 - food blogger for The Times. - It is nice to meet you.
艾德文和我说了你的很多坏话 Edwin has told me awful things about you.
查尔斯在帮我寻找伦敦最优秀的西非大厨 Charles is helping me find the best West African chef in London
因为我要开自己的尼日利亚餐厅 就离这里20米 because I'm starting my own Nigerian restaurant but 20 meters from here.
你要干什么 You're doing what?
我们会供应最上等的尼日利亚美食 We are going to serve the finest Nigerian cuisine,
还有芝加哥式热狗 因为那是我的最爱 along with Chicago-style hot dogs, because it's my favorite food.
山姆 我是说小鸡仔 Oh, Sam. I mean Pinky Dick.
阿库佛先生在他的食物里 发现了一个玻璃碎渣 Mr. Akufo found a tiny piece of glass in his food.
我想我们这餐就算免费了吧 I assume our meal will be complimentary?
是的 当然 按你说的吧 Yeah, sure. Whatever.
不错 Good man.
终于知道这张丑陋的脸 叫什么名字了 挺好的 It is nice to put a name to such an ugly, horrible face.
很抱歉看到你们的生意不太好 I'm so sorry to see that business is not going well.
不 其实我们本来订满了 No. Actually, we were fully booked.
只是有些临时取消了 We just had a few last-second cancellations.
那是因为所有预约都是我 That's because all the reservations were me.
你好 是欧拉快颐人生餐厅吗 Hello. Ola's Chop Life?
我能预约一桌吗 八位 名字是威弗 Can I make a reservation for eight for Wiafe.
大卫爱特曼 六位 David Ettlemen, party of six.
思达奇 四位 披头四 Starkey, party of four. Fab four.
12位 谢谢 姓皮卡德 Table for 12, please. Last name Picard.
请给我们你们最棒的非洲芝士 And please, bring out all of your finest African cheeses.
- 见到你很开心 艾德文 - 可不是嘛 - Good to see you, Edwin. - Isn't it?
对 听说你没入选尼日利亚国家队 我真是难过 Yes, I was so sad to hear that you were not selected for Nigeria's national team.
但令人高兴的是尼日利亚政府欣然地 But I was happy to hear that the Nigerian government was pleased
收下了我的两千万美元支票 让你未能入选国家队 to accept a free $20 million check from me to keep you off the team.
我永远不会收手 你这个尼日利亚垃圾 I will never stop, you Nigerian turd.
永远不会 Never ever.
永远不会 No, never.
弗兰西斯 请别这么做 Please don't do this, Francis.
- 别动 - 抱歉 - Stop right there. - Sorry.
- 有什么紧急情况 - 内森 - What's the emergency? - Nathan?
对 Yeah.
没事了 警官 我儿子回家了 Never mind, Officer. My son is home.
你们移动了钥匙 You moved the key.
老天爷 Jesus Christ.
嗨 妈妈 Hey, Mum.
亲爱的 想吃点什么吗 Do you want anything to eat, dear?
不 谢谢 我其实只想睡觉 No, thank you. I just wanna sleep actually.
如果你要做饭 我倒是能吃点 Well, if you're cooking, I could eat something.
劳埃德 够了 Lloyd, stop.
怎么了吗 What?
莱斯莉 Leslie?
- 抱歉 我不是有意惊吓你 - 没事 也没那么糟 - Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. - It's okay. It's not too bad.
糟糕 Damn.
瑞贝卡 你需要什么 How can I help, Rebecca?
我只是想问问你的建议 I just need some advice.
- 基莉没回短信 - 对 - Keeley didn't text you back? - She did not.
- 泰德呢 - 找不到他 - Ted? - Can't find him.
- 靓女 - 在飞机上 没有无线网 - Sassy? - On a plane with no Wi-Fi.
- 你能想象吗 - 令人作呕 - Can you imagine that? - Disgusting.
- 你母亲呢 - 你在逗我吗 - How about your mother? - Are you fucking with me?
我受宠若惊 好的 我们开始吧 I am flattered. Okay, let's do this shit.
我不想参与阿库佛联赛 I don't want to be part of the Akufo League.
为什么 因为他是个情绪不稳的亿万富翁 Why? Because he's an emotionally erratic billionaire
性格就像《查理和巧克力工厂》里 with the temperament of one of those kids in Willy Wonka
被杀死的那些小孩 that gets murdered at the chocolate factory?
莱斯莉 好像没有那种情节 I don't think that's what happens, Leslie.
瑞贝卡 我不想告诉你 但是那些孩子死了 I hate to break it to you, Rebecca, but those children are dead.
我认为鲁伯特邀请我加入的唯一原因 I think the only reason Rupert has invited me in
在于我是女人 那让他们表面看起来好 is because I'm a woman and it'll make them look good.
谁在乎鲁伯特邀请你是为了什么 Who cares why Rupert invited you?
你有机会参与 You've got a seat at the table.
那就去看看情况 So go and see what's what.
谢谢你 莱斯莉 Thank you, Leslie.
如果其他人开始接连消失 And if any of the other people start disappearing one by one
因为一系列 似乎是他们自己造成的不幸事故 due to a series of unfortunate accidents seemingly caused by their own hubris,
那你调头就走 明白吗 you get the hell out of there. Do you hear me?
(瑞贝卡韦尔顿来电)
(三通未接来电)
(酒吧)
(杰克:抱歉回复迟了 在阿根廷)
(时差弄得我很混乱)
(情况很糟 我什么都做不了)
亲爱的 一切还好吗 Everything all right, dear?
一切 怎么可能 Everything? Fuck no.
点石成金的反面叫什么 What is it called when you have the opposite of the Midas touch?
- 点石成粪 - 没错 那就是我现在的状态 - The Midas shits. - That's it. That's what I have.
我碰什么 什么就变成粪便 Everything I touch turns to shit.
粪便是化肥 帮助成长呀 亲 Shit helps things grow, love.
哎 我叫基莉 你叫什么 Oy, I'm Keeley. What's your name?
- 梅 - 梅 有点意外 - Mae. - Mae? I wasn't expecting that.
你的名字很好听 That's a really nice name.
- 是哪个名字的简称吗 - 可能 - Short for anything? - Maybe.
可能 这是你的酒吧吗 And is this your place, Maybe?
40多年了 Little over 40 years.
天 好厉害 Wow, that's impressive.
但很不容易吧 当老板 It's hard though, right? Being a boss?
有时吧 It has its moments.
但是对有些人来说 最好跟随直觉 But for some, it's better to follow your gut
而不是跟随其他人的直觉 并假装自己为此激动 than pretend to be excited by following someone else's.
如果有人把你的生意夺走了 你会怎么做 What would you do if someone took it all away from you?
正如那句老话 Like the man once said,
“攀至顶峰之后 "Once you make it to the top of the mountain,
除了闪电 还剩什么 ” what's left for you but lightning?"
等等 闪电是好是坏 Wait, is the lightning a good thing or a bad thing?
取决于你准备好了没有 Depends whether you're ready for it or not.
我给你送点食物 Now, I'm gonna get you some food.
因为我不能再看着 一个悲伤的瘦姑娘在我店里昏倒 'Cause I can't have another sad, skinny girl pass out in my pub.
会拉低我的Yelp评分 Fucks me Yelp rating.
地掷球 Bocce balls.
泰德... Ted! Ted!
嘿 Hey.
是... Ye--
(瑞贝卡:我开始担心了 你活着吗 如果死了请回“不”)
你知道 兰尼 当墨西哥来到我们的厨房时 You know, Lanny, when Mexico comes up here in our kitchen,
记录簿就没用了 the record books go right out the window.
没错 布鲁斯 Well, for sure, Bruce.
这是一场苦战 但两支球队之间虽有敌意 It's a tough game, but there's a begrudging mutual respect
却互相尊重 between the two teams, hey?
- 他们就如玉米片和肉汁芝士薯条 - 说得我都饿了 不 - They go together like nachos and poutine. - Now you've made me hungry. Oh, no.
- 墨西哥拿到球 - 加油 - Mexico gains possession. - Here we go!
丹尼罗哈斯有机会 与范达美正面过招 然后... Dani Rojas is on the loose, face-to-face with Van Damme. And--
糟糕 正中鼻子 Oh, no! Right in the nose.
正正击中鼻子 看起来简直像是故意的 Straight in the sniffer. That almost seemed deliberate.
丹尼踢得很用力 Dani kicked the crap out of it too.
绝对的 布鲁斯 穿上墨西哥队服的他变了 For sure, Bruce. He's a different fella in a Mexico shirt.
天啊 好多血 That's a lot of blood, for gosh sakes.
我为刚才的语言道歉 I apologize for the language there, folks.
(艾德文阿库佛再次提起超级联赛)
(欧拉餐厅)
(恶魔:希望你会去参加 阿库佛的联赛会议)
(不是给你施压啊)
(我会去的)
嗨 Hey.
撞衫啦 Twins.
老天 Fuck's sake.
(昨天没收到你的回复 想看看你还好吗)
(来自外面的问候)
(里士满小学)
好 进去吧 All right, go on in.
- 祝你今天开心 罗伊舅舅 - 你也是 - Have a nice day, Uncle Roy. - You too.
你看起来很精神 You look nice.
- 是 - 拜拜 - Sure. - Bye!
肯特教练啊 It's Coach Kent.
- 你好 博文老师 - 你不用叫我博文老师的 - Hello, Ms. Bowen. - You don't have to call me Ms. Bowen.
- 你可以叫我的名字 - 好的 - You can use my first name. - Okay...
你不知道 对吧 You don't know it, do you?
对 No.
- 琳恩 - 你好 琳恩 - Leann. - Hello, Leann.
我喜欢你的T恤衫 I like your T-shirt.
你要去参加反越战游行 You off to protest the Vietnam War?
是菲比为我做的 Phoebe made it for me.
- 你看起来不一样了 - 是 - You look different. - Well, yeah.
我通常不会穿得这么傻 I don't normally dress like a fucking clown.
我不是说衬衫 我是说你 No, I don't mean the T-shirt. I mean you.
你比上次我见到你时看起来更轻快了 You seem lighter than the last time I saw you.
没那么...困顿 Less... stuck.
- 困顿 - 对 困顿 - Stuck? - Yeah, stuck.
等等 Hold on.
我上次见到你时 你不是在和我调情吗 Weren't you flirting with me last time I saw you?
我是老师 我不介意收拾烂摊子 I teach kids. I don't mind cleaning up a mess.
我只希望那个烂摊子没有留下太多的损伤 I just hope that mess didn't cause too much damage.
糟糕 Fudge.
- 见到你很开心 - 彼此彼此 - It's good to see you. - Yeah, you too.
“我不介意收拾烂摊子” "I don't mind cleaning up a mess."
蠢贱人 真会撩啊 Smooth move, fuckwitch.
好了 孩子们 上课去 All right, kids, let's go!
(多汁)
嗨 芭芭拉 Hi, Barbara.
你这身衣服很好看 That's a nice outfit.
谢谢 对 我喜欢说实话的衣服 Thank you. Yes. I like clothes that tell the truth.
我给你买了个礼物 I got you something.
(里士满绿地)
谢谢你的一切帮助 Thank you for all your help.
真希望我们能继续共事 I really wish that we could have worked together longer.
你很有意思 You're fun.
- 真的 - 对 - I am? - Yeah.
谢谢 Thank you.
我必须买这个雪花玻璃球 It's just that I have to buy the snow globe,
否则就不算数 or it doesn't really count.
好吧 Okay.
- 你带了现金吗 - 有 - Do you have any cash on you? - Yes.
其实是60英镑 It was actually 60 quid.
我觉得你给了太多 I think you paid a bit too much there.
谢谢你的礼物 Thank you for this.
不客气 You're welcome.
我需要收据 I'm gonna need the receipt.
- 没问题 我可以电邮给你吗 - 好的 电邮很好 - Of course. Can I email it to you? - Yeah, email's great.
- 最好早点发 - 我会的 - Sooner the better. - I'll get on it.
(KJ公关)
内森 你爸和我要去农夫市场几个小时 Nathan, your father and I are headed to the farmers' market for a few hours.
我们爱你 宝贝 We love you, sweetheart.
嗨 早上好 Hello, there. Good morning.
- 你好 女士 - 你好 - Hello, madam. - Hello there.
- 我能帮你拿外套吗 - 是 好的 - Can I take your coat? - Oh, yes, absolutely.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
你好 瑞贝卡 Hello, Rebecca.
鲁伯特 Rupert.
谢谢你接受我的邀请 Thank you for accepting my invitation.
我怎能忍心拒绝一群老头 How could I resist the chance of having a bunch of old men
对着我的胸部说话 speak directly to my chest?
曼尼昂先生 你的手机落在车上了 Mr. Mannion, you left your phone in the car.
你的粪便专家用电邮发来了你的结果 And your fecalist emailed your results.
两个赞 不意外 Two big thumbs up as expected.
真好 Wonderful.
布雷德女士 瑞贝卡韦尔顿 Ms. Bread, Rebecca Welton.
瑞贝卡 这是我的助理布雷德女士 Rebecca, this is my assistant, Ms. Bread.
幸会 Nice to meet you.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
- 新助理 - 对 - New assistant? - Yeah.
那个企业版梦幻女郎呢 What happened to the corporate pixie dream girl?
脑子不对劲 太戏剧化 Skewed. Dramatic.
- 我们进去吧 - 好的 - Shall we? - Yes.
先生们 你们好 So, gentlemen, hello.
我想你们大部分都认识瑞贝卡 AFC里士满的老板 I believe most of you know Rebecca, owner of AFC Richmond.
我们离婚后 这成了我的头衔 我拿走了他唯一爱过的东西 It's been my title since we got divorced, and I took the only thing he ever loved.
真不错 Wonderful.
- 瑞贝卡 - 你好 罗伯特 - Rebecca. - Hello, Robert.
鲁伯特告诉我你今天会加入时 When Rupert told me you were joining us today,
我真心感到兴奋 I was truly excited.
然后你穿着这身衣服走进来 我记得为什么兴奋了 Then when you walked in, in that outfit, I remember why.
各位好 Greetings to you all!
谢谢大家今天到来 And thank you for coming.
弗兰西斯 Francis.
- 瑞贝卡 - 阿库佛先生 - Rebecca. - Mr. Akufo,
再次见面真高兴 how wonderful to see you again.
是 我很高兴你来了 Yes, I'm very glad that you are here.
不是房间里唯一的少数群体 感觉还不错 对吧 It's nice to not be the only minority in the room, eh?
先生们和女士 大家肯定迫切地希望开始 Gentlemen and lady, I'm sure you're all very anxious to get started.
但正如我父亲会说的 But as my father would say,
“空着肚子的时候别谈正事” "Never talk business on an empty stomach."
所以 So...
请坐 享用一些美味的加纳菜肴 Please take your seats and let us enjoy some delicious Ghanaian bites
和一些芝加哥式的热狗 as well as some Chicago-style hot dogs,
斯科蒂皮蓬 奥巴马 和菲利斯布勒也爱这一口 as enjoyed by the likes of Scottie Pippen, Obama and Ferris Bueller.
请 Please.
是的 请坐 坐吧 Yes, please. Please sit down. Sit down.
谢谢 Thanks.
大家填饱了肚子 可以开始聊正事了 So, now that our bellies are full, let us talk business.
但首先要处理一件事 But first, there is one thing to take care of.
没关系 我离开吧 It's okay. I will leave now.
对 谢谢你 尼克莱 这样大家都更方便... Yeah, no, thank you, Nicolay. It's just easier for everybody--
不 我懂的 No. I get it.
就是俄罗斯的问题 目前的情况下 会惹人非议 It's just the whole Russia thing. You know, it's not a good look right now.
你要...应该是“拉” You-- It's a "pull."
你得拉门 那是... You have to pull. It's a--
那是...你现在是推门 是拉...你得拉门 It's a-- You're pushing. It's a pu-- You have to pull the door.
你显然错... What you're doing is obviously w--
你在推门 你应该拉门 You're pushing, and you have to pull.
没错 好了 再见 There. Okay, goodbye.
好了 先生们 以及一位女士 Okay, gentlemen. And one woman.
我邀请各位来到这里 是为了阿库佛联赛的事情 I invited you here to tell you about the Akufo League.
一个全球足球联赛 只由顶尖的球队组成 A global football league made up of only the best teams.
对 球迷要付的钱比较多 有些可能都支付不起 Yes, it will cost the fans a bit more, and some may not be able to afford it.
但支付得起的人将能目睹最优秀的表现 But those who can will see the cream of the crop.
每场对决都是巅峰之战 Each matchup, a clash of titans.
每场比赛都是美梦成真 Each game, an undried dream.
一开始 有些人可能会反对 Now, in the beginning, some people will hate it
因为有的人讨厌改变 because some people hate change.
但别忘了 曾几何时 人类只会骑马 But remember, at one time, we only rode horses
对汽车的概念嗤之以鼻 and hated the idea of automobiles.
现在 没了车我们没法生活 Now we can't live without our cars,
我们刚吃的热狗里85%是马肉 and the hot dogs we just ate are 85% horse meat.
改变是不可阻挡的 Change is inevitable.
为什么足球不能改变 Why should football not change?
为什么足球不演化革新 Why should it not evolve?
为什么你们的利润不能指数增长 Why should your profits not grow exponentially?
对 球迷们会反对 会抱怨 Yes, the fans will protest. They will whine.
他们会创作尖酸刻薄 但确实也很有文采的恶搞歌曲 They will make up mean-spirited but admittedly clever parody songs
拿我们的姓做素材 在我们的地产外面唱这些歌 using our surnames and sing them outside the buildings that we own.
但随时间推移 他们会接受 这一高品质的产品 But in time, they will come to embrace the superior product.
正如我们都接受了汽车一样 Just as we have all embraced the automobile...
还有智能手机 the smartphone...
简易马桶凳 the squatty potty.
阿库佛联赛是足球的未来 The Akufo League is the future of football.
未来已经在眼前 And the future is now.
弗兰西斯将给大家头五年的预测数据 Francis will pass out the projections for the first five years.
谢谢 Please take a moment to peruse.
请各位看一看
(基莉:真抱歉我没回短信)
(但你能行的 别忘了 曾几何时)
(他们都是一帮小男孩)
谢谢 Thank you.
好吧 Okay.
- 是 - 对 - Yeah. - Yes.
我觉得有道理 我加入 Well, makes sense to me. I'm in.
太好了 Wonderful.
瑞贝卡 你怎么看 Rebecca, what do you think?
这是在开玩笑吧 Is this a fucking joke?
什么 Excuse me?
你们觉得自己在做什么 停手吧 What do you think you're doing? Just stop it!
你们有谁真的需要更多钱 I mean, how much more money do any of you really need?
为什么想把人们如此在乎的东西 Why would you ever consider taking something away from people
从他们手中夺走 that means so much to them?
这不是儿戏 This isn't a game.
足球不只是一项运动 Football isn't just a game.
英格兰主导比赛 不意外 England dominating. No surprise.
它是人生中那种令人惊叹的事物 能让你上一秒跌至谷底 It's one of those amazing things in life that can make you feel shit one moment...
你会以为绍斯盖特此刻要考虑换替补队员 You'd expect Southgate to be looking at his bench about now,
的确换人了 and we do have a substitution.
AFC里士满的杰米塔特首次为英国上球场 AFC Richmond's Jamie Tartt winning his first cap for England.
这是难忘的时刻 也是他应得的 An unforgettable moment and well-earned.
下一秒则兴奋得如同到了圣诞的早上 And then, like it's Christmas morning the next.
塔特身穿24号队服 Tartt's wearing 24,
这是致敬他的里士满队友 出色的山姆奥比桑亚 a nod to his Richmond teammate, the spectacular Sam Obisanya.
它拥有把平凡人变成英雄和恶棍的能力 It has the ability to make heroes and villains out of ordinary men.
(基莉)
人们热爱这项运动 People love this game.
我父亲生前热爱这项运动 My father loved this game.
你们过去都热爱这项运动 You all used to love this game.
我很肯定 I'm sure of it.
我过去认识一个小男孩 工人阶层出身 来自里士满 I knew this little boy. Working-class. From Richmond.
他特别喜欢足球 以至于会偷溜进球场看比赛 And he loved football so much, he used to sneak into the matches
因为他的家人买不起门票 because his family just couldn't afford the tickets.
有天下午 他终于被抓到了 And one afternoon, he finally got caught.
保安扇他巴掌 把他击倒在地 And the security guard smacked him round the face, knocked him on the ground.
但那个小男孩站起来 面带微笑 But that little boy stood up, smiled,
朝保安的蛋蛋踢过去 然后逃跑了 kicked the security guard in the bollocks and ran away.
再也没回头 Never to return.
直到25年后 他走进那里 买下了整个俱乐部 Until 25 years later, when he walked in and bought the entire club.
在他成为老板的第一天 And on his first day as owner,
他去找到那个保安 he went and found that same security guard
给他加了薪 没有任何解释 and gave him a pay rise without any explanation.
只因为我们拥有这些球队 不意味着它们属于我们 Just because we own these teams doesn't mean they belong to us.
我不想要成为 And I don't want to be part of something
可能摧毁这一项美好的运动的一分子 that could possibly destroy this beautiful game.
因为我不想看到那些小孩和大人 Because I would hate for all those little kids and grown-ups out there
无法接触他们内心这美好 热忱的部分 to ever lose access to that beautiful, passionate part of themselves.
讲得真好 What a lovely speech.
那么 谁想赚大钱 Now, who wants to make a lot of money?
我的妈呀 Jesus fucking Christ!
嘿 抱歉 Hey, sorry.
我以为你出门了 I thought you'd gone out.
是的 但我的胃酸回流毛病犯了 所以我就回家了 I did. But my acid reflux started playing up, so I came home.
我不知道你胃酸回流 I didn't know you had acid reflux.
我没有 I don't.
但你母亲知道我喜欢一个人静静 But your mother knows I like my alone time.
抱歉 如果我阻碍了你 Sorry if I disturbed you.
不 完全不会 No, not at all.
我很想念你的演奏 I really miss hearing you play.
是吗 You do?
当然了 Of course.
我以为你很讨厌我演奏 Thought you hated it when I played.
你为什么会这么觉得 Why on earth would you think that?
因为你有次说过这话 爸 'Cause you literally said that to me once, Dad.
你说我练习得不够 You said I wouldn't practice enough.
我浪费了自己的潜力和特权 How I was squandering my potential and wasting my privilege.
你拥有我从未有过的机会 You were given opportunities I never had,
所以我对你的期望很高 and so I expected a lot from you.
那让我很害怕 Well, it scared the shit out of me.
我现在知道了 I know that now.
为此我很抱歉 And I'm sorry.
我不知道怎么养育天才 I didn't know how to parent a genius.
什么 What?
天才 A genius.
儿子 你聪明过人 You're brilliant, Son.
你总是能看到其他人看不到的东西 You've always seen things other people couldn't,
这是一种天赋 and that's a blessing.
但我知道这一定也带来困扰 Yeah, I know it must also be a curse too.
但你是对的 But you're right.
我逼你在一切事情上成为最棒的 就连小提琴也是 I pushed you to be the best at everything, even at violin.
因为我以为那是我该做的 'Cause I thought that's what I had to do.
我以为那是你想要的 I thought that's what you wanted.
我只是喜欢演奏而已 I just liked playing.
内森 成功与否 Nathan, be successful, don't be successful.
我从来没在乎过 I never cared about any of that.
我只希望我的儿子快乐 I just want my son to be happy.
真有趣啊 Well, that was all very interesting.
等下吃午餐 Lunch soon?
是的 Yeah, sure.
瑞贝卡 你仍然很美 Rebecca, you still look lovely.
你知道 You know,
上一次我看到你们俩共处一室 the last time I saw you two alone in a room together,
是在你们的婚礼之后 was right after your wedding.
你们非常希望我离开 You really wanted me to leave.
嘿 还记得我们那时... Hey, remember when we--
我们一起溜去看里士满比赛 we both snuck into a Richmond game together?
记得 I do.
不过你是俱乐部的老板 Although you were the owner of the club, so the stakes were a little bit lower.
你有些...我可以吗 You got-- May I?
好的 Oh, yeah.
鲁伯特 Rupert.
- 哎 你在那做什么 - 搞什么鬼 - Oi, what you doing there? - Jesus fucking Christ!
看看你 穿得这么鲜艳 Look at you in color.
- 你来这里做什么 - 我住在这啊 - What are you doing here? - I live here.
但现在是大白天 But it's the middle of the day.
那是什么 What's that?
是给你的 It's for you.
- 你不用现在看 你可以... - 我不介意 - You don't have to look now. You can-- - I don't mind.
我还是看不懂你的字 I still can't read your handwriting.
“亲爱的基莉 我想告诉你一件事 "Dear Keeley, I want you to know something.
你没有做错任何事 问题都是我 You never did anything wrong. It was all me.
我困顿了 困在自己的烂事里 I was stuck. Stuck in my own shit.
我不想因此伤害到你 所以我远离了你 And I didn't wanna cause you any harm with it, so I pulled away.
但你...” But you are..."
你现在和以后都一直会是 了不起的基莉琼斯 You are and always will be Keeley fucking Jones.
如果我曾做过... And if I ever did anything--
任何... anything at all--
让你感觉并非如此的事情 that made you feel like that wasn't true...
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我爱你 I love you.
“真诚敬上 爱你的罗伊肯特” "Sincerely yours, Roy Kent. XOXO."
我只认识你一个叫罗伊的 You are the only Roy I know.
- 以防万一 - 是 - Well, I didn't want to assume. - No.
谢谢你 Thank you.
好的 Okay.
我赢了 I win.
拜托 Come on.
你被枪击了 Have you been shot?
我刚说服鲁伯特的一帮混蛋朋友 I just convinced a roomful of Rupert's dickhead friends
退出阿库佛联赛 to pull out of the Akufo League.
- 不 - 不 这是很好的事 抱抱我 - Oh, no! - Oh, no, it's very good. Hug me.
好耶 我真为你自豪 Oh, yes! I'm so proud of you!
虽然我不是完全明白 Even though I don't totally get it.
谢谢你 等等 Thank you. Wait.
现在我知道你还活着了 我对你非常生气 Now that I know that you're actually alive, I'm very cross with you.
你跑去哪了 Where the hell have you been?
他们就这样撤资了 And they just pulled your funding?
混蛋 你为什么不告诉我 Arseholes. Why didn't you tell me?
我找不到合适的时机 Well, I couldn't find the right time.
和合适的方式 And the right way.
而且我不想说 And I didn't want to.
他们是白痴 Well, they are idiots.
因为你 基莉琼斯 是个宝藏 Because you, Keeley Jones, are a bloody marvel.
他们原本要投多少钱 How much money were they putting in?
不 我不会让你这么做的 很多钱 No. I'm not letting you do that. It's a lot.
闭嘴 我的钱 我做主 来嘛 说 Oh, shut up. My money, my choice. Come on, tell me.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
电影里都是这么演的 This is how they do it in the movies.
你在开玩笑吧 Are you joking?
我说了吧 I told you.
我觉得我现金都有这么多钱 I think I have that much money on me in cash.
- 骗人 - 真的 - No. - Yes.
- 胡扯 - 不是 - No! - Yes.
谢谢你 Thank you!
- 鲁伯特试图吻我 - 什么 - Rupert tried to kiss me. - What?
你们碰嘴了吗 Did your lips touch?
没有 我立即后退 No, I pulled back straightaway.
我只是看着他 一切都如此清晰了 And I just looked at him and made it all so clear.
宝贝 这是天大的事 Babe, that's huge.
天 你能想象如果你上钩了 和鲁伯特复合了呢 Jesus. Can you imagine if you fell for it, and you got back with Rupert?
在那软老二做了那些事后 疯子才和他复合 After all that floppy cock has done, you would have to be insane.
堕入情绪谷底时才可能 You would have to be at the bottom of your emotional barrel
做这么蠢的事 对吧 to do something that dumb, right?
嗨 Hi.
(A.F.C.里士满)
(威尔启)
(对不起 奇迹小子上)
谢谢 瑞尼 Thanks, Renee.
(不得进入)
我们进行了一些重组 We've done some restructuring,
但杰伊女士 KJ公关仍然很愿意 帮助推广你们的太阳眼镜至全球 but KJPR would still love to help you take your sunglasses global, Ms. Jayye.
我觉得用“充满野心的噩梦”描述 比“疯婆子”好一点 I would maybe say "ambitious nightmare" over "crazy."
但是 没错 珊迪已经离开了我们公司 But yes, we have parted ways with Shandy.
对 当然 太好了 是 回头聊 Okay. Of course. Great. Yeah, talk to you soon.
- 很好 - 琼斯女士 - Nice. Okay. - Ms. Jones.
芭芭拉 嗨 你怎么来了 Barbara, hi. What are you doing here?
我得把这个还给你 I need to give this back to you.
我向杰克递交了辞呈 I've given Jack my resignation,
我只会在离职时买雪花玻璃球 and I only buy a snow globe when I leave a job.
我是说 如果你要招首席财务官 I mean, that is, if you're looking for a CFO.
我可能不...这... I mean, I might not-- It's--
你能松开手吗 Would you mind loosening your grip?
因为我得把收据拿出来 方便你给我报销 'Cause I need to get the receipt so you can reimburse me.
谢谢 Thank you.
你好吗 How are you?
你好 伙计 Hola, amigo.
你好 Hola.
哥们 你的鼻子感觉如何 How's your nose feeling, man?
感觉断了 It feels broken.
比赛真疯狂 对吧 It was such a crazy game, right?
是的 没错 I mean, yeah. Yeah, it was.
好多回忆 So many memories.
他用鼻子救下了球 体育史上十大难忘画面之一 He's hit the ball with his nose. Top ten moments in sports history.
- 你还好吗 - 嘿 对 挺好 - You good? - Hey. Yeah, not bad.
(1994年尼日利亚世界杯国家队)
你老家是哪的 So where are you from originally?
和你无关 None of your business.
是 这算是隐私 Yeah, it is a bit personal.
我来自皮奥里亚 I'm from Peoria.
- 早安 老大 - 早安 泰德 - Morning, boss. - Good morning, Ted.
真酷啊 是你画的吗 That's cool! Did you draw that?
不 泰德 这是大卫霍克尼的画 No, Ted, that's a David Hockney.
他真是个有才华的小男孩 Oh, well, he's a very talented little boy.
请用 There you go.
(巨人垮掉 传言中的 阿库佛联赛未能成真)
泰德 我想和你分享一个 我最近意识到的事情 Ted, I want to share something with you that I've realized recently.
是玛格丽塔披萨竟然不含酒精这件事 How weird it is that Margherita pizza doesn't have alcohol in it?
我同意 姐妹 I'm with you, sister.
不 泰德 我意识到 我已经不在乎是否打败鲁伯特了 No, Ted. I've realized I no longer care if I beat Rupert.
- 真的吗 - 对 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
当然 我仍然想赢 I mean, I still want to win.
但是为了我们所有人赢 But for all of us.
为了里士满 For Richmond.
我也希望我们赢 I wanna win for us too.
感觉现在这已成了一种仪式 It just feels like it's ceremonial at this point.
只要那植物尿不进我的嘴里 我就无所谓 As long as none of that tree piss gets in my mouth, I'm actually okay with it.
字幕翻译:易晗