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♪ SOMETIMES ♪
♪ SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO ♪
♪ GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
EGAD, DTZ!
ERKBURGLES AGAIN?
THAT JUNK FOOD IS GOING TO STUNT YOUR GROWTH.
[YAWN]
THIS PLANET'S A GREAT PLACE FOR A VACATION,
BUT I'LL BE GLAD TO GET BACK TO FLEEBLEBROX.
COME ON, TRANSFORM.
WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK.
I LIKE IT HERE. I'M STAYING.
YOU'RE GOING!
I'M STAYING!
YOU'RE GOING!
I'M STAYING!
YOU'RE GOING!
I'M STAYING!
ARRGH!
AAH!
ARRGH!
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT, MATES.
I HAD ENOUGH NUTS TO MAKE A CARTLOAD
OF WALNUT WALLEROO COOKIES.
ARRGH!
HEY, YOU FATHEAD, I'M WATCHING THAT!
NOT ANYMORE. DID YOU EAT MONTEREY JACK'S WALNUTS?
UH... UH-UH.
WELL, THEN WHO DID?
IT WAS SPACE ALIENS.
BIG UGLY MARTIANS.
MY COOKIES ARE FAMOUS,
BUT I DON'T THINK THEY'RE INTERGALACTIC.
RIDICULOUS! YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV.
NOW GET OUT THERE AND GET US SOME MORE MORE WALNUTS.
[HUMS SPACESHIP NOISES]
WHA...?
WOW!
THE GREAT ESKIMO CHIEF MIGHTYMUCKLUCK
TAUGHT ME THIS RECIPE
WHILST I WAS HITCHHIKING
THROUGH THE SOUTHERN ARCTIC
IN THE MIDDLE OF A SNOW STORM.
ARE THERE A LOT OF WALNUT TREES IN THE ARCTIC?
OH, OF COURSE NOT, GADGET, LOVE.
THEY USE WALRUS NAIL CLIPPINGS INSTEAD.
I GOTTA GET A BIGGER HAMMER.
THAT EARTHLING'S TRYING TO KILL ME!
[GASP]
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
WOW. IT LOOKS LIKE A SPACESHIP.
YIKES!
MY ERKBURGLES!
WHEW!
WOWEE-ZOW!
A REAL SPACE ALIEN!
I GOTCHA NOW!
HIYA, MR. SPACE ALIEN.
YIKES!
HEY, LET GO! LET GO!
WOO HO HO HO!
ARRGH!
WOW, JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES!
ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE OVER OUR PLANET? ARE YOU? ARE YOU?
GEE, NO. I JUST WANT TO STAY HERE AND HAVE FUN.
HEY, MAYBE YOU COULD BE A RESCUE RANGER.
WHAT'S A RESCUE RANGER?
WHY, THAT'S ME.
NEATO!
WHOA!
[LAUGHS] GOLLY, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME.
Chip: HEY, DALE, WHERE ARE THOSE WALNUTS?
UH-OH, YOU BETTER HIDE YOUR SHIP.
NO PROBLEM.
MONTEREY JACK'S READY FOR THE WALNUTS TO ADD TO HIS COOKIES.
UH... WHAT WALNUTS?
OHH...
HEY, HE THOUGHT YOU WERE ME.
AND TWO DALES GOTTA BE BETTER THAN ONE.
NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PICK THEM AND TOSS THEM DOWN TO ME.
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
WATCH THIS.
NEAT, HUH?
YEAH. BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET ALL THESE WALNUTS HOME?
EASY.
HYAH!
IT'S A SHAME
WE COULDN'T FINISH MAKING YOUR FAMOUS WALNUT WALLEROOS, MONTY.
TOO RIGHT!
BUT A WALLEROO WITHOUT ITS WALNUTS
IS LIKE A MOUSE WITHOUT HIS CHEESE.
I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND US SOMETHING ELSE TO COOK UP.
GOLLY, MONTY, WE DON'T WANT YOU TO GO TO ANY MORE TROUBLE.
IF DALE WEREN'T SO LAZY,
WE'D HAVE PLENTY OF WALNUTS BY NOW.
I HOPE THAT'S ENOUGH.
WELL, SEE YA. I GOT SOME MORE WORK TO DO.
[WHISTLING]
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
SLOPPY OL' DALE CLEANING WITHOUT BEING YELLED AT.
HUH?
HEY, CHIP, ME LAD, GADGET NEEDS US TO GIVE HER A HAND WITH
WITH SOME HEAVY EQUIPMENT.
BUT DALE WAS JUST...
BUT THE RANGER PLANE... AND DALE, HE WAS JUST...
YEAH, HE SURE DID A BONZER JOB ON IT. LOOKS BETTER THAN YOU.
COME ON NOW, DON'T WANT TO KEEP GADGET WAITING.
A BLINDER OF A JOB THIS IS, GADGET.
HOW'S ABOUT WE TAKE FIVE?
SURE, GUYS, JUST PUT IT...
[CRASH]
ANYWHERE.
[HUMMING]
AH.
DALE, WHERE'S MY TYPEWRITER?
IN YOUR WORKSHOP.
HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
AW, HA! IT WAS A SNAP.
HA HA HA!
WHOA!
DTZ!
THIS IS BRIC AND BRAC CALLING FROM THE MOTHER SHIP.
OUR SENSORS ARE HONING IN ON YOU.
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE FIND YOU
AND MAKE YOU COME HOME.
SO THERE.
OH, NO! I HAVE TO HIDE!
HEY, PALLYS, HOW ABOUT A FEW MORE WALNUT WALLEROOS?
OHH...
COME ON, NOW, YOU GOT TO EAT THEM.
WE GOT 30 DOZEN MORE!
GOSH, DALE SURE DID A SUPER JOB CLEANING THIS ROOM, DIDN'T HE?
RIGHT YOU ARE, GADGET.
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A NEW AND IMPROVED DALE.
WELL, I JUST HOPE THE NEW DALE STAYS
AND THE OLD DALE NEVER, NEVER COMES BACK.
THEN AFTER YOU FINISH WASHING MY SHIRTS, YOU GET TO DO MY DISHES.
GREAT! BUT FIRST, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A LITTLE SPIN?
WOW! YOU MEAN IT? I GET TO FLY IT?
SHE'S ALL YOURS.
HOT DOGGIES!
NEATO! JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE
FLYING RUTABAGAS FROM THE PLANET...
YAHOO!
WHAT WAS THAT?
OUT WITH THE OLD DALE AND IN WITH THE NEW.
RATS!
HE'S GOT MY ERKBURGLES!
WOWEE, ZOWEE! I'M A REAL SPACE MAN!
PLEASED TO SEE YOU'VE COME TO YOUR SENSES.
WE KNEW YOU'D GET BORED WITH THAT PLANET.
WE PREPARE FOR YOUR ARRIVAL.
GOSH, THEY EVEN KNEW I WAS COMING!
HEY!
DTZ, QUIT FOOLING AROUND
AND REPORT TO THE CONTROL ROOM.
Female voice: DESTINATION, PLEASE.
HEY, NEAT! CONTROL ROOM, I GUESS.
Female voice: THANK YOU.
WAAH! WOO-HOO-HOOEY!
WAAH! HOO-HOO-HOO!
FINALLY.
UH, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER, SPACE MAN.
REALLY?
BETTER CAN THE HOKEY EARTH-HUMOR, DTZ,
BRAC IS IN ONE OF HIS MOODS.
I JUST WANT TO GET HOME TO FLEEBLEBROX.
DTZ, TRANSFORM OUT OF THAT RIDICULOUS SHAPE,
AND LET'S GET GOING.
RIGHT, DTZ.
SET COURSE FOR UMCHUCK 5.
WHAT?
I PROMISED THE WIFE I'D PICK UP A FEW THINGS AT THE MARKET ON THE WAY HOME.
MY PROTO-UNIT SAID THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS.
AW, COME ON, BRAC. IT WON'T TAKE MORE THAN A COUPLE OF MEGASECONDS.
GOSH! THIS IS BETTER THAN THE MOVIES!
GOLLY, DALE, IT'S INCREDIBLY HELPFUL OF YOU TO HELP WITH THE RANGER PLANE.
I NEVER KNEW
YOU HAD AN INTEREST IN THRUST-COEFFICIENTS.
JUST TRYING TO BE USEFUL AROUND HERE.
WELL, THAT OUGHTA DO IT.
JUST FLIP THAT SWITCH.
GOLLY, THIS IS EXCITING!
LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY MORE HELP.
GOLLY. AGAIN.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS GOING TO DO TO OUR INSURANCE RATES, DON'T YOU?
WHERE'S DTZ NOW?
I SENT THE LITTLE GLOCK-BRAIN TO HIS ROOM.
GOLLY, WHAT GOOD ARE BUTTONS IN A SPACESHIP IF THEY DON'T LET YOU PUSH THEM?
HEY, NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
I WONDER WHAT THIS HERE DOES.
THIS IS THE ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY CONTROL.
THANKS.
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
GRAVITY IS NOW 12 TIMES FLEEBLEBROX STANDARD.
IF DTZ IS BEHIND THIS...
OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
ARTIFICIAL GRAVITY HAS NOW BEEN TERMINATED.
[ARF ARF ARF ARF]
WHOA!
UH... BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY.
HE'S STILL IN THAT ALIEN FORM.
THIS IS VERY STRANGE.
EVEN FOR DTZ.
WE HAVE TO GET HIM BACK
TO HIS FLEEBLEBROXIAN SELF.
PERHAPS WE COULD COOK SOMETHING UP.
OF COURSE.
SAY, DTZ. FEEL LIKE HAVING A SNACK?
HERE YOU GO, DTZ.
THE BEST SNACK IN THE UNIVERSE...
ERKBURGLES!
BLEAHH!
ARE YOU CRAZY OR SOMETHING?
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY HOT DOGS?
- [GASP] - [GASP]
IT'S TERRIBLE.
HE'S BECOMING AN... AN EARTHLING!
WE MUST RUSH HIM BACK TO FLEEBLEBROX FOR TREATMENT!
YES, WE MUST!
AAH!
PPFFT.
I'M SORRY IT HAS TO COME TO THIS, DTZ,
BUT WE HAVE TO FREEZE YOU
BEFORE YOU GET WORSE.
Dale: HEY, CUT IT OUT!
YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY!
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, DTZ!
WE'LL CURE YOU OF BEING AN EARTHLING.
WHOA-A-A-O! WHOA!
WHOA! WAAH! OW!
Chip: THIS WILL HELP DALE RELAX.
RIGHT, THE LAD'S LOST HIS SENSE OF FUN.
GEE WILLIKERS, FIRST YOU GUYS WANT HIM TO CHANGE,
AND THEN YOU'RE NOT HAPPY WHEN HE DOES.
ON THE OTHER HAND, HE SURE HAS BEEN ACTING WEIRD.
HEY, DALE, LOOK, THERE'S A SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE ON.
YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE A REAL RIPPER! COME JOIN US.
BUT I WAS JUST GOING OUTSIDE TO DUST THE LEAVES.
GOLLY, WE DON'T WANT YOU TO OVERWORK.
COME SIT BY ME.
OKIE-DOKE. I JUST WANT TO BE HELPFUL.
I SHOULD JUST LEAVE YOU IN THE FROZEN-FOOD SECTION
ON UMCHUCK 5.
SPACE POD ROOM.
THANKS.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
I SURE HOPE THIS WORKS.
RRAAHRR!
RRAAHRRR!
HEE HEE HEE!
I LOVE COMEDIES.
HEE HEE HEE!
I'LL GO MAKE SOME POPCORN.
HEE HEE! HUH?
ALIENS!
AAH!
WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY ALIENS!
THEY CAN TAKE OUR SHAPES!
NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE OLD DALE TO ME.
CALM DOWN, DALE. IT'S ONLY A MOVIE.
ALIENS!
AAH!
I'LL TEACH YOU TO TAKE MY PLACE.
HEY! CUT IT OUT!
BREAK IT UP, BOYS.
UH-OH. WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE.
CRIKEY! WHICH ONE'S THE ALIEN?
- HE IS! - HE IS!
I AM NOT.
- ARE, TOO! - AM NOT!
ARE, TOO, ARE TOO, ARE TOO.
WHY, YOU!
[RUMBLING]
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO THAW ME, NOT COOK ME.
SHUSH! NOT IN FRONT OF THE NATIVES.
STRIKE ME STARKERS!
A REAL SPACESHIP WITH REAL ALIENS.
ALL RIGHT, DTZ, WE'RE DUE BACK ON FLEEBLEBROX
IN JUST 10 ZASLINKS.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR GAMES.
GO ON, GO HOME.
YOU GO!
NO. YOU!
UH-HUH. NO, YOU!
NO, YOU!
THAT WILL BE QUITE ENOUGH!
BRIC, THE ARMAMENT, PLEASE.
UH-OH.
GOLLY! THIS LOOKS AWFULLY SERIOUS.
SHOW YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY, DTZ,
OR WE WILL ATOMIZE THIS PLANET TO TINY BITS
'CAUSE WE KNOW IT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING.
WE'RE RATHER PARTIAL TO IT, TOO.
DON'T WORRY, DALE, THEY'RE BLUFFING.
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU CAN'T BLOW UP THIS PLANET,
OR YOU'LL BLOW UP, TOO.
- HA HA. - HA HA.
WE'RE MADE OF UNSTABLE MOLECULES.
WE LIKE BLOWING UP.
MAYBE THEY'RE NOT BLUFFING.
EXCELLENT, DTZ. WE KNEW
YOU COULDN'T TURN YOUR BACK ON FLEEBLEBROX.
YOU CAN DROP YOUR DISGUISE NOW.
NOW WHAT?
[SQUEAK SQUAWK]
WHAT IS THAT STUFF?
ERKBURGLES!
DISGUSTING THE WAY SOME PEOPLE LOSE CONTROL.
YOU HAVE TRICKED DTZ
INTO REVEALING HIMSELF.
HE'D NEVER BE HAPPY HERE
WITHOUT HIS ERKBURGLES.
AHH.
[HICCUP]
IT'S NICE TO HAVE THE OLD DALE BACK.
RIGHT, PALLY.
SPACE ALIENS ARE DOWNRIGHT BORING NEXT TO YOU.