两周亡命记
第一季 第五集
杰 你干什么 Jay, what you doing?
待在原地别动 Stay where you are.
不好意思 亲爱的 你是谁 Sorry, sweetheart. Who are you?
你好帅啊 You are handsome.
操啊 Fuck-it!
谢了 兄弟 Cheers, mate.
等等 警察去哪儿了 Wait, where are the police?
他们希望我在你们身上装个追踪器 See they wanted me to plant a tracker on you guys,
但我知道他们是骗我的 but I knew that they were full of shit.
于是我把追踪器塞进戴夫人的鱼里了 So, I stuck it in Mrs. D's fish instead.
没造成任何伤害 No harm done.
给你两分钟时间解释 You have two minutes to explain.
最好是合理的理由 And it better be good.
好吧 Okay.
金 Kim.
有个电视节目叫《水晶迷宫》 There is this TV show called Crystal Maze
在结尾时 所有的选手 and at the end all the players
都要站在一个巨大的水晶圆球里 they have to stand in this big fucking Crystal Dome thing.
够了 Right!
等等 给他一个机会 Wait, just give him a chance.
里面会吹起银色 金色等各种颜色的彩条 And they blow all these bits of silver and gold shit into your face.
但诀窍是 只有抓住金色的才算赢 But the trick is you only have to catch the gold ones to win.
如果抓住的是银色的 就输了 If you catch the silver ones you lose.
好了 你可以杀掉他了 Okay, you can kill him.
等等 等等 等等 好吧 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...okay
我去找警察是因为 I went to the police because
自从爸爸去世后 since dad died
我也迷失在水晶旋风里了 I've just been fucking lost in the crystal wind.
迎面遭遇各种糟心事 Shit blowing in my face
唯一能帮我区分 and the only person who can help me separate
金色和银色彩条的 就是这位站着的小子 the gold from the silver, is that kid standing right there.
听着 我的忠诚只能献给尼克和贝丝 Look man, my loyalties are to Nicky and Beth
并且 and
他可没办法拯救自己 不是吗 he wasn't exactly going to save himself, was he?
因为 爱会让人干蠢事 Because, well... love makes you do stupid shit.
等等 不好意思 请求给我解释的机会 Hold your horses. Sorry, permission to help a boy.
你知道我没有吧 You do know I don't.
嗯 那也太... Yeah, that would be...
不 我觉得你人很好 No, I think you're nice and everything.
-我也觉得你人很好 -谢谢 - I think you're nice. - Oh, thanks.
就像我觉得那个蜡烛也很好一样 I just mean in the same way that I think that that candle is nice.
是啊 这蜡烛很棒 Yeah, that's a lovely candle.
这蜡烛很漂亮 闻起来也... It looks nice. It smells...
其实是香薰蜡烛 It's scented actually.
就像松果的气味 ..like pine cones.
我上了他们的贼船 I boarded it. Okay?
我对此很抱歉 And I'm sorry,
但我发现他们的阴谋后 又下了贼船 but when I realised what they were up to, I un-boarded it.
但魔鬼却像潘多拉的魔盒被释放出来了 And out flew the devil just like Pandora
-以及她的小木马 -等等 蒂娜 拜托不要 - and her little wooden horse. - Wait, Tina, please, please!
贝丝 宝贝 你真是我的救命恩人 Beth, babe, you are a lifesaver.
我们不是说好了吗 I thought we had an agreement.
布鲁克斯 Brooks!
他们去找贝丝干什么 What the fuck do they want with Beth?
你好 艾伦 Hello, Alan.
瞧瞧猫把什么东西拖回家了 Well, look what the cat dragged in.
你想怎么样 What do you want?
我还真养了一只猫 I've got a cat actually.
真的 总是把死鸟拖回家里 Yeah, always bringing dead birds in.
头都被咬掉了 Heads cut off.
内脏都躺在厨房地板上 Guts all over the fucking kitchen floor.
显然 它是想将之作为礼物送给我 Apparently. He's supposed to be a gift.
对它而言 可真是个大胆的选择 We thought that was quite a bold choice on his behalf,
你懂我的意思吧 you know what I mean?
钱还在 替罪羊也有 You got your money and your fall guy.
我们为什么还要聊这事 Why are we even having this conversation?
不行 因为你那位小兄弟把猫放出袋子了[泄露秘密] No, because your little pal let the cat out of the bag.
泰丽现在知道吉米不是伊恩杀的了 Terry now knows that Ian did not kill Jimmy
那笔钱也消失了 and the money is nowhere to be seen.
你把钱留下来了 You kept the money.
天呐 Oh my God.
所以现在我需要你给我带一份小礼物过来 So now I need you to bring me a little gift.
否则 下次联系你的可就不是我了 Otherwise, it won't be me calling you next time.
泰丽可比她父亲要狠毒得多 And Terry is a lot more vicious than her dad ever was.
好吧 Okay.
几小时后去卡尔餐厅跟我见一面 Meet me in Carl's caff in couple of hours.
我把地址发你 I'll send you the location.
你会拿到你的钱 和死去的小鸟 You'll get your money and your dead little bird.
非常感谢 乔 I appreciate that, Joe.
真的很感谢 I really do.
他们怎么会在贝丝家 她还好吗 Why are they at Beth's house? Is she okay?
我明确叫你把钱还回去了 不是吗 I told you to give that money back, didn't I?
现在是你补救的机会 Now is your chance.
去把钱拿上 Go and get it.
我们这就走 We're leaving.
卡尔餐厅
他们很快就会到 They'll be here soon.
确保杰把钱都准备好了 完毕 Make sure Jay's ready with the money, over.
收到 妈 我说明一下 Roger that, Mom, and for the record
我现在还是超级生你的气 I'm still super angry with you.
收到 金 我们回头再说这事 Roger that, Kim. Can we deal with it later?
完毕 Over and out.
请不要在征求我的许可后 Okay, please don't ask for my permission
然后又在我回答前说"完毕" and then say out before I had the chance to answer.
-真的很烦人 -收到 - It's really annoying. - Copy that.
完全理解 完毕 Completely understood. Over and out.
我还没说完你就开始说了 你意识到这点了吗 You just spoke right over me. You do realise that?
只能用对讲机通话 金 谢谢 完毕 Radio comms only, please Kimmy. Thank you. Out.
你确定要这么做吗 兄弟 You sure about this, bro?
他们现在在贝丝家 我必须这么做 They are at Beth's house man. I've got to do this.
但我们真得好好谈谈创业的事了 But we seriously got to start talking about the business.
把业务运作起来 明白我的意思吗 Get us up and running. You get me?
贝丝
该死 拿着这个 Shit. Hold this.
-请在说完话之后加个"完毕" -完毕 - Please say out at the end of your messages. - Out.
你没事吧 You alright?
到底是他妈怎么回事 杰 What the fuck is going on, Jay?
我竟然发现了50万英镑的现金 I find half a million pounds in cash.
两个警探 带着枪 The two police detectives, with guns,
在我们家里搜查 are in our house going through our stuff.
我已经在解决这事了 好吗 I'm trying to make it right. Okay?
我只是想... I was just trying to
听着 我知道你不想 Look, I know you don't want to
和一个在鱼类销售柜台工作的怪人共度余生 spend the rest of your life with the geezer off the fish counter.
我明白的 I get that.
你这话是什么意思 你知道我不在乎那些的 What are you on about? You know I don't care about that.
我就想说 我已经为我们打算好了 Look, I got plans for me and you that's all I'm saying.
我不要什么打算 杰 I don't need plans, Jay.
我要我的男朋友能跟我坦诚相待 I need my boyfriend to be honest with me.
你真要跟我谈坦诚吗 Do you want to talk to me about honesty?
好吧 如果我们要对彼此坦诚 贝丝 All right, if we're being honest then Beth,
如果你真不嫌弃我的工作 and you really don't care about my job and all that,
那你就 then
嫁给我 marry me.
-什么 -不 我是认真的 嫁给我 - What? - No, serious. Marry me.
天呐 杰 这... Jesus! Jay. I... It's..
瞧吧 我就知道你不愿意 Yeah, I didn't think so.
不是 你听我说... Hey, just listen to me...
没事 算了... 我得挂了 No, just forget it... I have to go.
杰 Jay!
过来 兄弟 Come here, man.
到了 就是这里了 Okay, this is the place.
好了 等他一露面 Alright. So when he comes out.
你能不能别摆弄枪了 Could you.. Can you just stop doing that?
由我来负责跟对方交谈 Let me do all the talking.
我们要连人带钱把他们弄上车 We need the money and him in the car.
汤普森 Tompson!
对不起 Soorrrry.
天呐 God!
我们只提供 优质简单的 英国菜
我就讨厌那些卖花哨外国菜的地方 Cuz I hate it when places only serve dishonest foreign food.
是啊 Yeah.
就像哈罗米餐厅 Like Halloumi.
别再冒充鸡肉了 混蛋东西 It's like stop pretending to be chicken, you cheesy bastard.
-那是谁 -就是她 - Who's that? - Fit.
行动吧 Here we go.
上车吧 亲爱的 Get into the car, sweetheart.
他们只说让我把包留下 I was told this was a bag-drop.
我们也不能在户外交易 对吧 Well, we are not exactly going to do out here in the open. Are we?
别用这句话作为争论的结束语 Do not leave that as the last line of argument.
这个和我对番茄的困惑是一样的 Listen, this is the same conundrum that I have with tomatoes.
我的天呐 别跟我提番茄 Oh my God, don't get me started on tomatoes.
它不算水果 对吧 It is like... you're not a fruit, are you?
如果它是 就会有好闻的果香 If you were, you'd be delicious of fruity
它可完全没果香 like don't go around with that.
它也不像蔬菜... I'm not a vegetable as..
是啊 我跟你说 去他妈的番茄 Yeah, you know what. Listen, fuck tomatoes, isn't it?
去他妈的番茄 Fuck tomatoes.
能不能请你们两个闭... Would you two, please shut the fuck...
金去哪了 Where's Kim?
糟了 Oh, Shit.
餐厅里有摄像头 There's cameras on the cafe.
你上车 If you get in the car.
我们去个安静的地方 We'll go somewhere quiet.
快点 等你准备好就出发 While we're still young. Whenever you're ready.
我开车 你开枪 I'll drive. You shoot.
你希望我们两个做什么 What do you want us to do?
我不知道 Oh, I don't know.
你们可以顾好自己 滚远点 别给我添乱 Maybe just take care to stay the fuck out of my face
我就谢谢你们了 and I'll really appreciate it.
你跟那些混蛋是一起的吗 Are you with them bastards?
别他妈挡路 Get out of the fucking way?
除非你告诉我这到底是怎么回事 Not untill I know what's going on.
-让开 -不让又如何 - Move! - Or what?
怎么回事 What's going on?
他们要杀了你 你看不出来吗 They were gonna kill you. Could you not see that?
拿着这个 Take this?
妈的 Shit!
去他妈的 Fuck this!
-天呐 -我操啊 - Oh, God. - Fuck My life!
金 Kim.
用我的枪 Take mine.
-你要干什么 -我要还击 - What are you doing? - I'm going to answer the shots.
天呐 天呐 天呐 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
妈的 Shittt!!!
瞄他们的轮胎 Shoot the bloody tires.
我在瞄 开稳一点 I'm trying. Hold it steady.
给我弹匣 Magazine.
小心挡风玻璃 小心挡风玻璃 Watch my windscreen. Watch my fucking windscreen.
完了 完了 完了 Shit...shit...shit...shit
操 Fuck!
操 Fuck-it!
我们得找个地方露营 We should to find somewhere to camp.
天马上就黑了 离小木屋还很远 It'll be dark soon and still long drive to the cabin.
谁说我们要回小木屋了 Who says we're going back to the cabin?
就是找个安全的地方躲躲 定个计划而已 It's just somewhere safe to lie low make a plan. Okay?
就算你也会同意这么做是明智的 Even you would agree with that,
对吧 屌钱包 wouldn't you, dick wallet?
屌钱包 Dick wallet?
屌钱包是什么 What's a dick wallet?
很好 那就这么定了 我们今晚露营 Right, that's decided then. We'll camp tonight
明天天一亮我们就出发回小木屋 and we will leave for the cabin at first light.
说真的 什么是屌钱包 Seriously, what's a dick wallet?
我觉得她是指 在某种反乌托邦的未来 I think she means some sort of dystopian future
-那时钱已经没有意义了 -是啊 - in which money no longer means anything. - Right.
-而唯一的货币... -怎么 - And the only currency... - Yeah?
不知道是何原因 is for some unknown reason
就是割下你杀死的敌人的屌 the savaged penes of your fallen enemies.
没错 你可以把它们放在 Right. Which you could carry around in
-某种特制的皮的... -屌钱包里 - some kind of bespoke leather-bound... - Dick wallet.
-好吧 -没错 - Right. - Exactly!
挺酷的 但我觉得 But I mean. Cool, but
应该说是手提包更准确 I think it would be more of a purse.
你必须要跟他谈谈 You have to tell him, you know.
一起创业的事 About the business.
是啊 我可以去跟他说 Yeah. I could tell him.
或者干脆改变我的人生计划 Or I could just change my life plans
开始做绿化生意 这样就不用谈了 and start a landscaping business to avoid having that conversation.
好吧 Okay.
我会告诉他的 I'll tell him.
但我需要你一个字一个字跟我说清楚该怎么说 I just need you to tell me exactly what to say word for word.
很简单的 你就... It's easy. You just...
看着他的眼睛 然后说 look him in the eye. And you say:
杰 你是我兄弟 Jay. You're my brother.
你知道我有多爱你 And you know how much I love you
在乎你 and care for you.
我知道你现在过得很艰难 And I know this is really hard time for you,
但是 but
我没办法跟你一起创业 兄弟 I can't start a business with you, bro.
我获得了在伦敦实习的机会 I've been offered an internship in London.
我真的很抱歉 兄弟 我... I'm really sorry, man. I just..
我对园林绿化有个什么了解啊 What do I know about landscaping
再说我还患有花粉症 我肯定做不好 and with my hay fever I'd be terrible.
肥料会让我身上起疹子 Compost gives me a rash.
我更适合待在室内 I'm more of an indoor person.
-我就是觉得... -打住 别说了 - I just think... - Just, just....
我明白了 I get it.
你要为自己做最好的打算 You got to do what's best for you.
别内疚 好吗 Hey, don't feel bad about that. Yeah?
谢谢你 兄弟 Thanks, man.
其实他说得对 He's right, you know.
等这一切结束了 你应该想做什么就去做什么 When this is all over, you should do whatever you want.
但请别低估我们这么多年的感情 Just don't undervalue what we have,
那是我唯一的所求 that is all I ask.
够了 我再去捡些柴火来 Okay! I'm gonna go and get some more firewood.
尼克 你要一起吗 Nicky, you coming?
你确定你没事吗 Sure you're okay?
我没事 小子 I'm fine, kid.
跟金一起去吧 Go on, go with Kim.
快去吧 Go on, go on.
贝丝怀孕了 Beth's pregnant.
但她却没告诉我 And she didn't tell me.
她为什么要说呢 I mean, why would she?
我能给她和孩子提供什么呢 I mean, what am I really going to offer her and a baby?
创业是我唯一的机会 That business was the only chance I had, man.
帮个忙 闭上眼睛 杰 Do me a favor. Close your eyes, Jay.
想象一下 Now, just imagine
就 It's
你 You
贝丝 and Beth
以及孩子 and the baby.
你们身处森林中的一个小木屋里 And... you're in a cabin in the woods.
别的什么都没有 There's nothing else.
没有压力 No pressures.
没有期待 No expectations.
没有电视 No tv.
没有钱 No money.
什么都没有 Nothing.
让这一切都消失 Just let all that melt away.
欢乐 Cheers.
你就自己慢慢想吧 小子 I'll leave that with you, Chump.
杰: 我是个白痴 你就是我的全世界 在我回来前 待在你姐姐家别回来 爱你
是的 Yeah
好的 老大 All right, boss.
我们会通知你的 We'll let you know.
刚刚是泰丽打来的 That was Terry.
她要派增援人员到这里来 She sending reinforcements.
她说如果我们不找到他们 She said if we don't find them,
那她就干掉我们当中的一个 then she'll take one of us instead.
我曾经是个好警察 I used to be a good cop, you know?
生活要比现在简单得多 Life was a lot less complicated.
我们要找到这帮暴徒 We're going to find this mob
等我们找到后 and when we do
就告诉泰丽那笔钱... we're going to tell Terry that the money just
消失了 disappeared.
然后我们平分 我发誓 And then we're going to split it 50/50. I swear.
如果让她知道了 她会把我们都杀了 If she finds out, she'll kill us both.
我当初把我的一辈子都献给了泰丽和她父亲 I gave my whole life to Terry and her dad.
如果我要一个人孤独死去 If I'm going to die alone,
我宁愿死在马里布的一栋海滩出租别墅里 I'd rather it was with an eight ball
吸着可卡因而死 of coke in a beach rental in Malibu.
达成共识了吗 Do we understand each other?
平分 50 / 50.
并且 And
你必须保证以后不能再是这样脾气暴躁的混蛋了 you have to promise to stop being such a grumpy prick.
我觉得这点我可以做到 I think I can manage that.
谢谢 Thank you.
现在请你滚蛋 Now fuck off.
刚刚真是太棒了 That was amazing.
真不敢相信我只是说出了内心的真实想法 I can't believe I just said what I thought
这么做让情况好了十倍 and saying what I thought made the situation 10 times better.
我不明白 大家不都是这么做的吗 I don't get it. It's that what people just do all of the time?
不 没人会这样 No, nobody does.
那你怎么让别人知道你的想法 Well, how do you ever tell anyone what you want?
给一些很微妙的暗示 By dropping subtle hints
如果对方理解错了 就大声叹气 and sighing loudly if they get it wrong.
好吧 如果我现在想吻你 Right. So if I wanted to kiss you now,
那么在你们的世界 我要怎么说 how would I go about it in your world?
一般会持续六七个月的时间说些有的没的 You would spend six or seven months beating around the bush
然后喝半瓶伏特加给自己壮胆 接着... and then just drink half a bottle of vodka and then..
我想现在就吻你 I'd like to kiss you now.
拜托 Please.
我的办法更好 不是吗 My ways better. See?
这下你那个清单上的第16项可以划掉了吧 That's number 16 well and truly crossed of the old list, ehh?
你看了我的笔记本吗 You read my book?
就 瞥了一眼而已 I'd say more like.. browsed
或者扫了一眼 or leafed... really.
就像把脚趾伸了进去 稍微尝试下 Dipped my toe in, even though
然后觉得水太凉 又跳出来了 it'll go 'the waters cold in here. I'm out.'
说点什么啊 Say something.
瞧吧 你不能信任他 You see, you can't trust him.
金 Kim!
真有你的 混蛋 Nice one, dipshit.
很显然你想把她带回小木屋去 It's so obvious you want to take her back to the cabin
这样你就能说服金永远待在那里了 so you can persuade Kim to stay in there.
是吗 那你呢 Oh, really? What about you?
你觉得自己聪明绝顶 是吧 You think you are so smart, don't you?
你真以为金会选择你 而非她的亲生母亲吗 You really think Kim is going to choose you over her own mother?
你何不去问问她自己呢 Why don't you ask her?
-你哭了 -不 我才没哭呢 - You are crying! - No, I'm not crying.
似乎我们还是能得到死去的小鸟作为礼物 Looks like we might get our little bird after all.
那些增援的人在哪儿 Where are those reinforcements?
随时可能到 Any minute now.
那好吧 All right, then.