Justin和我去了《五月首周一》的首映式 So Justin and I were going to the opening of first Mondays in May
那是Anna Wintour关于大都会展览的纪录片 Anna Wintour's documentary about the Met
去年在洛杉矶的时候了 and this was last year in LA
因为知道Anna也出席 我很紧张 I was so nervous because I knew Anna would be there
我知道这是我毛遂自荐的机会 and I knew that this was my opportunity to introduce myself
我听过别人描述她多么平易近人 and I've heard how lovely she was
我在内心就演练 and I was like okay you know what
我不能像《九月刊》里那样 I'm not gonna go by, you know, the September issue and all that
我要...当然也不能像《穿PRADA的恶魔》里 I'm gonna go...or no the Devil Wears Prada
Meryl Streep的角色那样 You know like Meryl Streep's character
我不能走寻常路线 I'm like, I'm not gonna go by stereotypes
没人对老套路印象深刻的 对吧 Cause who cares about stereotypes, right?
所有人都和我说她非常和蔼可亲 I'm gonna go with all the people who told me she's lovely
所以我和Justin说 我们会见到Anna So I, I told Justin, I was like, we're gonna meet Anna
我们就打个招呼 然后走开 just say hi and let's walk away
因为我不想有意外发生 Because I didn't want anything to happen
但越怕什么越来什么 but God something happened
我们向Anna走去 我说嗨 Anna So we go up to Anna and I'm like "Hi Anna"
我是Ashley Grandma 很高兴见到你 这是我丈夫Justin "Ashley Grandma, so nice to meet you. This is my husband Justin"
结果Justin见到Anna太兴奋了 and Justin was so excited to meet Anna
他边说着很高兴见到你 Anna He said, "Oh Anna! It's so nice to meet you"
伸出手和她握了下然后 Reached his hand out shook her hand and it goes
一把把她来过来 说我要给你个拥抱 pulled her in and said I just got to give you a hug and
他是一个大块头 手臂把她圈了起来 And then, he's a big guy and put his arms around her and
就只能看到两只细细的前臂抬起 all you see these two little forearms come up
听到她说 很高兴见到你 and just go, "Nice to meet you"
她不着痕迹地退开些距离 and she backed away slowly
依旧面带微笑 and had a smile on her face
我当时只能 "谢...抱歉 打扰了 再见" and I was like, "Th...Sorry! Thank you! Bye!"
我拽着他的手臂离开 And then we walked away and I grabbed him, like under his arm, like,
就像拽着小孩一样 我崩溃了 you know, like a kid and I was like
这下你毁了我的生活 我的事业 全都完了 You just ruined my life, my career, it's over!
有趣的是 原本我预计要出席当年的大都会慈善晚宴 and it's so funny because I was supposed to go to the Met that year
*** I was on hold to click on hold to go
因为即使是模特圈 也是很小撮人才会被受到邀请 because it's such a small group of even just models I get to go to the Met
你原本在受邀名单上 然后突然间 And you're on approved list and then poof
所有的一切都烟消云散 随风而逝 all the improvements like went away, vanished into thin air
都是因为这个熊抱 and I was like it's because the hug
但是随后我登上了Self杂志的封面 and then sure enough right after that I was on the cover of Self magazine
我意识到噢Anna不排斥那个拥抱 and I was like Oh Anna did approve that
那就好吧 Okay all right
接下来的事你也知道了 我登上了Vogue杂志的封面 And then sure enough, next thing you know, I'm on the cover of Vogue
最终我还是得以出席大都会慈善晚宴 So and then I'm at the Met