快接 快接 快接電話 Come on, come on, come on.
接啊 Pick up.
媽 你在哪 都快十一點了 Mom, where are you? It's almost 11 o'clock.
你怎麼還不回來 我給你打了五通電話 Why aren't you home yet? I've called you like five times.
我 我不知道該拿這個咬傷怎麼辦 I...I really, I don't know what to do about this bite.
我需要去醫院嗎 我該怎麼做 Do I go to the hospital? What do I do?
給我 Just,
給我回個電話 just call me back.
什麼鬼 What?
好了 你能對著鏡頭笑一個嗎 All right, can you smile towards camera?
怎麼笑得比哭還難看 Uh, it looks like you're in pain.
-什麼 -隨便吧 你就真實一點 - Really? - All right, whatever. Just be yourself.
-行 -放鬆點 甩甩肩 - Okay. - Relax. Shake it out.
等會 我要說些什麼 Wait, we haven't gone over what-what-what do I say?
告訴他們你是誰 Just tell them who you are.
記住 全世界都在看 好好說 But remember, the world's watching so make it good.
我是誰 Who I am. Right.
我是誰 Who am I?
這是個哲學問題 扎克 Oh, a philosophy, Zach.
我就知道自己是誰 爛人一枚 I know who I am, and it sucks.
還有 你吹得越久 觀眾會越快退出 Plus, the longer you talk the sooner they're going to click away to
這個視頻 the nutshot videos.
嘿 各位 Hey, guys.
你們好 How you doin'?
歡迎光臨我們的小鎮 密蘇里州無名鎮 Welcome to our town. Podunk, Missouri.
其實這裏並不叫無名鎮 It's not actually called Podunk.
但是他們一想到無名鎮的時候就會想起 But this is the place they were thinking of when they came up with
這個地方 the name "Podunk".
這裏和下一個鬼地方之間 It's 60 miles of forest between here
相隔六十英里的森林 and the next shithole over.
這是個夜不閉戶的小鎮 The kind of town where people don't even lock their doors at night.
對 大家都懶得幹壞事兒 Yeah, we're officially too boring for crime.
大家好 我是蘭迪·福斯特 What's up? I'm Randy Foster.
我是扎克·亨德森 And I'm Zach Henderson.
這就是我們接下來的計劃 So this is what we're going to be doing.
我們會戴上這些可愛的袖珍藍牙相機 We're going to be flying under the radar with these sweet little
低調出行 這些相機有超屌的微光鏡頭 Bluetooth cameras that have kickass low light lenses.
評論區裏有購買鏈接 所以別當白嫖 And you can buy these from affiliate links so don't be a freeloader
我們也是要恰飯的 'cause we need cash to get out of here.
說回正題 But back to business.
我們在扎克的電腦上剪輯所有素材 So we edit everything here on Zach's sweet rig.
擊掌 Up top.
我們還加了一些酷炫叼炸天的特效 And then we add some of my bangin' FX
鏘鏘 都在網絡上了 and boom, it's on the World Wild Web.
我們會展示真實的《莫爾頓: 探索》 So we can show you the real "Multon: Uncovered."c
那位是高中橄欖球隊的隊長 That is the captain of the high school football team.
日安 Have a good day.
警長居然放任他去買啤酒 The sheriff is literally letting him buy beer.
小鎮人的日常 Um, things to do here.
-睡醒 吃飯 睡覺 -真刺激 - Uh, you can wake up, eat, go to sleep. - It's pretty exciting.
沒錯 So yeah.
這裏就是莫爾頓 This is Multon.
有兩個半街區 All 2.5 blocks of it.
而這是我們的演員陣容 And this is our cast of crazy characters.
嘿 各位 Hey, guys!
嘿 格雷格牧師 Hey, Pastor Greg. Hey.
教堂要排一場 We're doing a production of
《耶穌基督萬世巨星》音樂劇 "Jesus Christ Superstar" down at the church.
聽起來不錯 Oh, that sounds great.
你倆有興趣試試嗎 Are you guys interested in trying out?
呃 我 Uh, I'm...
女孩子超多哦 There will be girls.
可能吧 Maybe.
到時候見 I'll see you there.
-行 -行 - Okay. - Okay.
沒問題 All right.
-想都別想 -我不可能去的 - Definitely not. - I'm not gonna do it.
不可能 No.
我猜你們會問 這哥們幹嘛要給我看 I bet you're wondering why are they showing us
這個又矮又無趣的醜建築 this squat, boring ass building?
因為這個醜東西對莫爾頓小鎮來說 Well, that's because this building is the best thing that ever
簡直是天賜的福氣 happened to Multon.
它提供的飛快網速讓我們 High speed internet so we're not totally
不至於與世隔絕 cut off from the rest of the planet.
所以你們才有機會見到我們 And so you can see people like us
因為我們就是這麼優秀 because we're awesome.
老弟 測試一下 Dude, check it out.
春天到了 Spring has sprung.
比塞特小姐已經穿上短褲了 Miss Bissette's got her short shorts on.
嗨 扎克 嗨 蘭迪 Oh, hey, Zach. Hey, Randy.
嘿 比塞特小姐 Hey, Miss Bisette.
過來一下吧 Come here just a second.
看見沒有 到處都是這些小蟲子 Do you boys see those? Those little bugs were all over the place.
這個 是什麼蟲子 What, uh, what are they?
不知道啊 No idea.
它們從上周就開始出現了 Well, they just started showing up last week.
放開我 Let me go!
待會見吧 I'll see you boys later.
放開我 Let me go!
嗨 彼得森夫人 Hey, Mrs. Peterson!
你不是我媽咪 You're not my mommy!
那是 鎮上獨立書店的嬉皮老闆娘 So that's our, uh, resident hippie indie book store owner chick.
TA: 家長教師協會
她突然當媽之後就成了PTA的腦殘粉 She pops out a kid and becomes Ms. PTA Zombie.
看 這就是我們這個節目的重點 See this is the point of our show:
讓莫爾頓人看到他們最真實的一面 to show the people of Multon the way they really are.
-講得真好 -真的嗎 - That was pretty good. - Yeah?
對 聽起來很有深度 Yeah, it sounded, it sounded smart.
今天的比賽打得很好 嘿 回頭見 Great game today. Hey, see you later.
老弟 Dude.
還真是這樣 It's really what's goes on.
-短信聯繫 拜 -嘿 - Text you. Bye. - Hey.
嘿 扎克 Hey, Zach.
那是什麼 你們在偷拍別人嗎 Wait, what are those? Are you guys spy-caming people?
沒有 No.
沒有 不是 No, uh, no.
我們在搞網絡節目 It's-it's for our web show.
噢 網絡節目 Oh, web show.
就像TMZ網站一樣 It's like TMZ kind of stuff.
TMZ: 美國在線旗下的一個娛樂新聞網站
但不僅僅只是這樣 But it's more than that.
我們在給全世界展示真實的小鎮生活 We are showing the world real small town life.
好吧 或許你們能搞個真人秀 Well, maybe you guys can make it a reality show
這樣你們就能一夜成名和女明星約會了 and you can both get rich and date starlettes.
嗨 各位 Hey, guys.
Joey Joey.
-嗨 扎克 -嗨 喬伊 - Hey, Zach. - Hey, Joey.
扎克 凱拉的比賽打得怎麼樣 How'd Kayla play, Zach?
精彩絕倫 Like a rock star.
太棒了 Good.
等她去了西北大學 Maybe when she gets to Northwestern
就能把家族傳統延續下去 she can carry on the family tradition.
你決定好要去哪個大學了嗎 扎克 Have you decided where you're going yet, Zach?
還沒有 Um, not really.
我可能還會繼續在我家外面 I'm probably just gonna keep running
做電腦維修的生意 my computer repair biz out of my house.
那也挺好的 Well, that's nice.
想來你的父母對此會非常高興的 Well, I'm sure it'll make your parents very happy.
好吧 這話說的越來越噁心了 All right, this is getting nauseatingly mundane and, um,
扎克需要給他的新節目加加戲 Zach, he needs some drama for his new show.
-節目 -對 - Show? - Yeah.
他在搞一個新節目 He's got a new show.
嘿 Hey.
-看那裏 -你們覺得我老爸正常嗎 - Look at that. - You guys think my dad's normal?
他其實有五個老婆 He's secretly got five wives.
五個 一個就讓我夠嗆的了 Five? I can barely handle one.
-說啥呢 -爸爸 - Hey! - Dad!
等一下 快來 凱拉 Wait a minute! Come on, Kayla.
走吧 我們去狗狗收容所 Dog pound. Let's be on it.
再見了 小伙們 Bye, guys.
再見 See you guys.
老弟 你必須約她出來 Dude, you have to ask her out.
我開不了口 I can't.
我們四年級就認識了 I have known her since the fourth grade.
約她出去不是很奇怪嗎 It'd be weird, right?
不 你是從四年級開始就在否認事實 No, you've been in denial since the fourth grade.
老弟 她對你來說不只是個朋友 Dude, she's not just a buddy.
她以前是朋友 我是朋友 She was a buddy, I'm a buddy.
但是我穿短褲難看的一比 And I don't look nearly as good in shorts.
講真 別慫勇敢上 Seriously, you just got to grow a pair and do it.
這可是你最後的機會了 This is your last chance.
三個月後 她就不在這裏了 In three months, she's outta here.
我手把手教你 準備好了嗎 Uh, I'll walk you through it. Okay, ready?
-好了 -打開你的電腦瀏覽器 - Okay. - Okay, so you're going to want to open up your browser.
好了 Okay.
然後輸入網址 And into the web address type
192 192.
192 One nine two.
點168點0點1 Dot 168 dot zero dot one.
好了 Okay.
回車鍵 Enter.
噢 Oh.
暑假我們應該找個時間去林賽小道玩玩 We should, uh, try to hit the Lindsey Trail sometime this summer.
沒錯 林賽小道 Yeah. The Lindsey Trail.
-對 -蘭迪肯定會喜歡的 - Yeah. - Yeah, Randy would just love that.
都是森林蜱和毒漆藤 Oh. All the wood ticks and the poison ivy.
-蘭迪 -正合他的口味 - Randy. - Mmm, right up his alley.
天吶 說到毒蟲蜱蟲 Oh my, God, speaking of poisonous bugs
有毒植物什麼的 and ticks and plants and things,
看我要去哪 Oh! Look where I'm going!
秘魯生物多樣性研究——暑假項目
秘魯 Peru?
對 我爸媽給我報了名 Yeah, my mom and dad got it for me.
畢業兩周後我就去 I leave two weeks after graduation.
那裏就像個活叢林 It's like a live jungle, you know.
那太酷了 凱拉 That's awesome, Kayla.
肯定很瘋狂 謝謝你 It's gonna be insane. Thank you.
哦我的天吶 Oh my... Jesus.
你這個傻瓜 You goofball.
嗨 扎克 Hey, Zach.
怎麼了小不點 等等 你這是什麼 What's up, little man? Wait, what are you supposed to be?
某種怪獸嗎 Some sort of monster?
我不是怪獸 我是變種人 I'm not a monster. I'm a mutant.
懂了 I see.
他是變種人 He's a mutant.
好的 現在我知道了 Oh, I see it now. Okay.
行行行行 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
我可比你強多了 I'm a lot stronger than you.
你個小屁孩居然敢嚇我 吃我一招 You mess with me, buddy, you're gonna get it.
好啦 好啦 Okay. Okay!
帶上你的面具 Take your mask.
你一放假就能見到他 You'll see him on holidays.
對 Yeah.
聽好了 Wait for it.
老天 你自個兒聽聽 Jesus, listen to you.
我真是受不了了 I don't have to put up with this shit!
老子要走了 I'm out of here!
不不不 天吶 Oh no, no, no, no! Oh my God.
真是一齣大戲 My trash symphony.
我今天和海倫見了一面 I saw Helen today.
她在跟人網戀 She's been dating someone online.
但我覺得這段戀情不會長久 But I'm afraid it's going nowhere.
她的對象在弗羅裏達州 那也太遠了吧 He's in Florida and that's just such a long ways.
這也不能怪她 Well, you can't blame her.
這附近又沒有多少優質單身男青年 There's not much left around here.
扎克 凱拉怎麼樣 So how is Kayla, Zach?
您這話題轉移得真巧妙 媽 Beautifully subtle segue, Mom.
對 扎克 她怎麼樣 Yeah, how is she, Zach?
她是個不錯的女孩子 我就說說而已嘛 She's a nice girl. Just, I'm saying, she's a nice girl.
我當然知道 她是個不錯的女孩子 I know, she's a nice girl.
蘭迪 你要留下來吃晚飯嗎 You're staying for dinner, right, Randy?
是啊 當然 Yeah, sure.
我不敢相信你在拍我們 Oh, I cannot believe you're filming us.
我們這麼無趣 We are so boring.
不 你們是這瘋狂小鎮中最正常的 No, you guys are the most normal part of this messed up town.
謝謝你 蘭迪 Well, thank you, Randy.
蘭迪 他們從哪弄的這些小相機 Say, where do they make those little cameras, Randy?
沒錯 Oh, right.
就在我工作的地方 The same place my job went.
漂亮 你做到了 Woo! Sweet! Nailed that!
阿卡普爾科 Acapulco.
我能做一名酒保 I can become a bartender.
上周還說是摩納哥 Last week it was Monaco.
是的 但是我愛墨西哥食物 Yeah, but I love Mexican food.
此外 我們能叫多斯·阿米戈斯 Plus, we could be called the Dos Amigos.
我不能留下我媽獨自一人照顧我爸 Ah, I can't leave my mom to take care of my dad by herself.
小伙子 我超愛你父母 Dude, I love your parents.
他們很了不起 They're awesome.
但是兄弟 你總得獨自生活 But you got to start living your life, man.
另外 Plus...
比塞特小姐 Mrs. Bisette?
喂 比塞特小姐 Hello? Mrs. Bisette?
天哪 Holy Jesus.
快叫警察 Call the cops.
謝裏夫辦公室 Sheriff's office.
我們在比塞特小姐家裏 Hi, we're at Mrs. Bisette's house.
這兒不太對勁 Something's wrong.
喂 Hello?
他們把電話掛了 They hung up.
真的嗎 Really?
快 蘭迪 Come on, Randy.
特麼的 Oh, shit.
-蘭迪 -怎麼了 - Randy? - What?
我們走 Let's go.
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey.
沒問題的 沒問題的 It's-it's-it's okay, it's okay.
發生什麼了 What happened?
有東西咬我 Something bit me.
你還好吧 Are you going to be okay?
過來 Come on.
草 Shit!
你在幹嘛 Whoa, what are you doing?
我們要找到它 We have to find it.
什麼 為什麼 What? Why?
它可能會有狂犬病 It might have rabies.
快 Come on!
它去哪了 Dude, where'd it go?
在那 抓住它 抓住它 Right there! Get it! Get it!
我在努力了 我在努力了 I'm trying. I'm trying.
趴下 Get down.
這特麼的是什麼 What the hell is it?
那是 我想是隻老鼠 That's, I think it's a rat.
格雷格牧師 Pastor Greg?
但你為什麼要離開那麼久 But why do you have to go away so much?
但是我太厭倦獨自一人了 But I'm just so tired of being left alone.
我好想你 I miss you so much.
混蛋 特麼的 Hey, assholes! Shit!
別管他們 Leave them alone.
閉嘴 Shut your mouth.
我不過是買些酒 All I was doing was buying some beer.
你們非要傳到網上 You had to put it online.
聽著 我們有事要做所以我們要走了 Listen, we got something to do so we're just gonna go.
我不管 我爸拿走了我的Xbox I don't care! My dad took my Xbox!
-我不關心你的Xbox -閉嘴 - I don't care about your Xbox! - Shut up!
行了 行了 大家別激動 All right, all right, let's calm down.
-好嗎 -什麼情況 - Shall we? - What the hell?
我在逗他們玩 I was just playing with them.
約什 還記得歸隊是什麼感受嗎 Remember what it was like back on the team, Josh?
歸隊後我記得我們能開玩笑 Well, back on the team I remember we could take a joke.
-我們走吧 -走啊 - Let's go. - Go on.
滾 快滾 Get out of here. Come on.
好 Sure.
謝謝 Thanks.
你們也許有搞笑視頻 但沒人喜歡告密 Well, you might have funny videos, but nobody likes a snitch.
聽著 我們要給你看樣東西 Listen, we have something we need to show you.
什麼東西 What was that?
你還好吧 Are you gonna be okay?
快 我們走 Come on, let's go.
抱歉 我都不知道這是啥 I'm sorry, I don't even know what this is.
這是什麼玩意兒 What is this?
它咬了比塞特小姐 It bit Mrs. Bisette.
那她為什麼不自己來找我們呢 Okay, then why didn't she come to us herself?
什麼 What?
拜託 格雷格牧師在人們 Come on, Pastor Greg is going around
房子周圍到處扔老鼠 throwing rats in people's houses.
就是這樣 Done.
好的 Mmm. Okay.
你們知道嗎 You know what?
別把我扯進你們扯淡的網絡視頻 行嗎 Leave me out of your bullshit web series. All right?
如果你們想成為好萊塢明星 If you guys want to become Hollywood assholes,
就把這些無聊的東西隨便PS一下 Photo shopping this nonsense, whatever.
但別把我扯進來 But leave me out of it.
也別把格雷格牧師扯進來 And for that matter, leave Pastor Greg out of it as well.
他是個好人 He's a good man.
要不是為了他我就要坐牢了 I'd ended up in juvie if it weren't for him.
懂了嗎 Got it?
懂了 Yeah. Got it.
約什為什麼不相信我們 How could Josh not believe us?
因為這不正常 Because it's insane.
我們說格雷格牧師朝人們房子扔老鼠 We're saying that Pastor Greg is throwing rats into people's houses.
沒錯 但視頻很過分 Yeah, but the video is crazy.
我意思是格雷格牧師為什麼這麼做 I mean why would Pastor Greg do it?
我不知道 問問他 I don't know. Let's ask.
那特麼的是什麼 What the hell is that?
快來 Come on.
格雷格牧師 Pastor Greg?
我能幫到你們嗎孩子們 Can I help you boys?
然後呢 So?
那就是你 That's you.
我不同意 I don't think so.
不 我們看見你了 No, we saw you.
聽著格雷格牧師 Look Pastor Greg,
我們不希望你在這惹麻煩 we do not want to get you into any trouble here.
你們不會讓我陷入麻煩吧 You boys aren't going to get me in any trouble.
你媽是個蕩婦 Your mom is a slut.
你爸是個癮君子 And your dad is a junkie.
天哪 什麼樣的人才會這麼說 Jesus Christ, what kind of person says that?
你不必提高聲音 No need to raise your voice.
有什麼問題嗎 Is there a problem here?
不 我們很好 No, we're cool.
這特麼的都是怎麼回事 Dude, what the hell was that?
我不知道 I don't know.
我覺得有必要在我們頻道上播放這個 I think we should post this stuff on our channel.
約什不相信我們 但是也許有人會 I mean Josh didn't believe us, but maybe somebody will.
草 Oh, shit.
沒信號 你呢 No service. You?
也沒有 Nothing.
我們想知道昨晚 So we were wondering if you had seen
你是否看到格雷格牧師 Pastor Greg around your house
在你家附近 last night?
為什麼 Why?
我們懷疑就是他朝你家 Okay, we think that he's the one who threw the thing
扔了咬你的東西 at the house that bit you.
是的 Yeah.
沒東西咬我 Oh, I wasn't bit.
你看到咬痕了嗎 Do you see a bite?
對不起 我發誓看到你坐在衣櫃裏 I'm sorry, I-I could have sworn that you were sitting in your closet.
不 我們有視頻 我們看到你尖叫了 No. No, we have a video. We saw you screaming.
那又怎樣 So?
那是什麼 What-what was that?
你們可以跟我去我的臥室 You can come to my bedroom with me.
你們倆 Both of you.
奶奶的 Holy shit. Dude.
那特麼的是什麼 What the hell was that?
等等 裏面有動靜 Wait. Hold on. Something was going on in there.
屁都沒有 Yeah, no shit.
起先是格雷格牧師 現在是她 First Pastor Greg, now her.
我就不明白了 誰能那麼快若無其事 Here's what I don't get. Who heals that fast?
蘭迪 看 Randy, look.
-你幹嘛 -我們四處看看 - What are we doing? - We're just looking around.
-那是什麼 -裏面有人 - What's that? - There's a guy in there.
什麼 What?
噓 Shh!
他被綁在床上 He's tied up to the bed.
快走 Oh! Go!
你們倆不應該偷看她的窗戶 You two should not have been looking in her window.
這不關我們的事 This is none of our concern.
這不是關鍵 好嗎 That's not the point, okay?
她很怪異 媽媽 看看那個 She's being weird, Mom. Look at that.
不只是她 It, but it wasn't just her.
格雷格牧師也像個怪人 It's Pastor Greg was acting like a freak.
教堂裏所有人都只是坐在那 Everyone in the church was just like
行為真的很怪異 sitting there acting really weird.
也許是大規模歇斯底里 Maybe it's like mass hysteria or something,
或是空氣中有什麼東西 something in the air.
聽著 我知道這小鎮很無聊 Look, I know this town is boring
我也知道你們迫不及待想要離開 and I know you can't wait to get out.
不是這樣的 It's not about that.
但是光靠想像無法改善事物 But you're not gonna make anything better by imaging things.
事情本就如此 It just is what it is.
要麼整座小鎮都瘋了要麼我們瘋了 Look, either the entire town's going crazy or we are.
看 Look.
那是 Is that...?
迪倫 Dylan.
那是他的衣服 That's his tat.
但是怎麼會有兩個他 But how are there two of him?
那是我爸 It's my dad.
他的行為舉止很奇怪 He's been acting really strange.
我不知道 這是 I don't know, it's...
幾天前他還好好的 He was fine a few days ago,
但現在他好像 好像毫無知覺了 but now it's like, it's like there's no feeling in him.
好像他是特意表現得像我爸 It's-it's like he's-he's acting like my dad.
聽著 我知道這聽起來很瘋狂 Look, I know that this sounds crazy,
但是感覺他變了個人 but it's like he's a different person.
你知道 他還是以前那張臉 You know, he has the same face,
聲音也一樣 但是 and-and-and-and the same voice, but
他 he's...
他的內心變了 He's not the same inside.
我瘋了嗎 Am I losing my mind?
沒有 沒有 No. No.
我們發現整座小鎮都是這樣 We've seen the same thing all over town.
是的 Yeah.
一大群人都變了 There's a bunch of people that are acting different.
你媽怎麼樣 How about your mom?
不知道 從今天早上起我就沒見到她 I don't know. I mean I haven't seen her since this morning.
我們需要報警 We need to go to the police.
我們和約什談過了 他似乎不太關心 We talked to Josh. He didn't seem too amused by it.
為什麼 Why?
我們上傳了網絡視頻後信譽不太好 Our credibility ain't so hot after we posted our web show.
沒人相信我們 Nobody believes us.
行 那你們跟我來好嗎 Okay, well will you guys come with me?
幫我找到我媽 找到喬伊 To help me find my mom and to get Joey
你們能拍下來 and-and you can record it,
有了你們相機 you know, with your cameras
我們能讓人們相信我們 and then we can get people to believe us.
是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
是的 這是個好主意 Yeah, that's a really good idea.
行 站起來 我們要把你拍下來 All right, stand up. We're going to put this camera on you.
晚上好 Evening.
你好 弗裏茨小姐 Hey, Mrs. Fritz.
美妙的夜晚 Nice night.
媽媽 Mom?
爸爸 Dad?
如果你們做我朋友我就給你看 If you'll be my friend I'll show you... Oh...
孩子都想看周圍發生的一切 Children want to see everything that's goin' on.
因為我有很多要說的話 'Cause I got a lot to say.
嘿 敲門 敲門 Hey! Knock, knock.
誰在那兒 Who's there?
有人在家嗎 聽到了嗎 Anybody home? Get it?
有人在家嗎 敲門 敲門 Anybody home? Knock, knock.
-想聽別的嗎 -爸爸 - Want to hear another one? - Dad?
你在做什麼 What are you doing?
一切都很好 凱拉 Everything's fine, Kayla.
凱拉 Um, uh, Kayla,
我急著想用一下洗手間 I need to use the restroom real quick.
是的 是的 用樓上的那個吧 Yeah. Yeah, use the one upstairs.
好的 太好了 Okay, great.
謝波德太太 Mrs. Shepard?
我媽媽向您問好 My mom says hi.
她很好 She's good.
扎克在哪裏 Where's Zach?
哦 他可能只是 他很快就會下來的 Oh, he's probably just, he'll be down in a second.
謝波德太太 Mrs. Shepard?
喬伊 Joey.
爸爸讓我感到害怕 Daddy's scaring me.
你上來這裏做什麼 What are you doing up here?
我以為媽媽在樓上這裏 I thought Mommy was up here.
她 她得了肝病 She-she has this liver disease.
扎克 在哪裏 Where's Zach?
我相信他馬上就會下來的 I'm sure he'll be right back down.
他本該回到這裏的了 He should be here.
嗯 我的意思是 Uh, I mean it's just like,
好像他才剛剛去的洗手間 he's just going to the bathroom right now.
這他得花 就再給他一點時間吧 It'll take him, just give him like a second.
然後他會回來的 And he'll be back.
他可能 He's probably...
-他在上廁所 -不是 - He's going to the bathroom. - It's not...
嘿 扎克 你掉進馬桶了嗎 Hey, Zach, did you fall in?
喬伊 去你的房間躲起來 Joey, go to your room and hide.
好的 Okay.
我要下樓去 I'm going downstairs.
扎克 Zach?
來了 Coming!
怎麼這麼久 扎克 What's taking so long, Zach?
等一下 Just a minute.
嗯 等一下 Uh, just a second!
扎克 Zach?
你為什麼在這裏 Why are you in here?
其實我選了 Um, I'm actually decided to use the,
我看到的第一個洗手間來上廁所 uh, first bathroom that I saw.
我們真的該走了 We really have to be going.
抱歉 Excuse me.
扎克 扎克 Zach Zach!
嘿 Hey.
我們必須繼續走 We have to keep going.
發生了什麼事 發生了什麼事 What happened? What happened?
發生了什麼事 What happened?
你不會想看到的 You don't want to see it.
你能看著我嗎 拜託 Would you look at me, please?
你不會想看到的 You don't want to see it.
把你的手機給我 Give me your phone.
扎克 Zach?
哦 天啊 Oh, Jesus.
凱拉 我很抱歉 Kayla, I'm so sorry.
他們現在在殺人 They're killing people now.
天啊 Oh my, God.
哦 天哪 等等 喬伊在裏面 Oh my, God, wait, Joey's in there.
我們必須去救喬伊 We have to go get Joey.
我們會的 我們會的 We will. We will.
怎麼救 How?
格雷戈牧師和警長都跟他們一夥 Pastor Greg and the sheriff are in on this.
天啊 Jesus Christ.
你發誓這是真的嗎 You swear that this is real?
因為如果你們在耍我的話 'Cause if you guys are punking me
這是真的 It's real.
上面真的什麼都沒有 There's absolutely nothing up there.
他一定是移走了她的屍體 He must have moved her body.
你看到了 你在錄像裏看到的 You saw it! You saw it on the video!
你為什麼殺了她 Why did you kill her?
冷靜 Calm down.
看 我確實需要你解釋一下 Look, I do need an explanation
視頻裏的是什麼 as to what is on that video.
有什麼問題嗎 警官 Is there a problem, officer?
﻿媽媽 Mom?
媽媽. Mom.
你 你不是我媽媽 You-you're not my mom.
我很抱歉 海伍德警官 I'm sorry, Deputy Haywood.
我們已經治療凱拉的精神病一段時間了 We've been dealing with Kayla's mental illness for some time now.
這有一段錄像為證 There was a video.
荒謬 False.
就像他們的表演 Just like their show.
我原本還指望 You know I would have expected
你能表現得更專業呢 約什 more professionalism from you, Josh.
抱歉打擾各位了 Sorry for the disturbance.
我們這就離開 We'll be on our way.
不 不 不 不 No! No, no, no.
來吧 喬伊 來吧 Come on, Joey. Come on.
不 No!
我想和凱拉一起走 I want to go with Kayla.
他想跟我走 He wants to come.
來吧 跟我們走 Come on. Just come with us.
他想要什麼並不重要 It doesn't matter what he wants.
他是屬於我的 He belongs to me.
你算什麼 What are you?
回你的房間去 Go to your room.
想都別想 我哪兒也不去 There is no way in hell that I'm going anywhere.
我是你父親 你必須照我說的做 I am your father. You have to do what I say!
你就這麼讓她走 You're just gonna let her go?
是的 我覺得那樣最好 Yeah. You know, I think that is gonna be best.
是啊 你們都把我當傻子耍了 Yeah, you all played me for a fool
在那兒給我看嚇人的小把戲 with that little freak show back there.
天啊 我是說 天啊 真的 Jesus Christ! I mean Jes, really,
我真該以虛假報警的罪名帶你們倆回警局 I should take you both in for filing a false police report.
不 你不會的 No, you don't.
你連眼前發生了什麼都不知道 You don't even see what's going on right in front of you.
我不知道嗎 I don't？
你知道我看到了什麼嗎 You know what I see?
我看到你對那個女孩做了什麼 I see what you're doing to that girl.
好嗎 別做那種男生 Okay? Don't be those guys.
那告訴我裏面發生的一切都正常 警官 Tell me that that all felt right in there, Deputy.
約什 警長怎麼樣 Josh, how's the sheriff?
你知道嗎 扎克 You know what, Zach?
我沒有時間跟你鬧 I don't have time for this.
我們需要他 We need him.
夥計 事情遠不是 Dude, this is way bigger than
這個小地方的警察局能管的 this podunk sheriff's department.
我們得去救喬伊 We need to get Joey.
對 Right.
我們先找到我們的父母 We get our parents,
然後我們來找喬伊 then we get Joey,
然後上傳我們的視頻到網上 and get our footage uploaded.
一旦人們看到這裏發生的事 Once people see what's going on here,
他們就會派人來幫忙 they'll send people to help.
然後我們就離開這鬼地方 And we get the hell out of here.
我們會把他救出來的 We'll get him.
走吧 Come on.
我不明白 我想上傳我的視頻 I don't get it. I'm trying to upload my footage,
但還是沒有信號 but there's still no service.
蘭迪 你有信號嗎 Randy, do you got anything?
不 No.
凱拉 你呢 Kayla, what about you?
我說 讓我和蘭迪進去就行 You know what? Just Randy and I should go in.
好吧 Fine.
我去看看能不能找到你媽媽 I'll see if I can find your mom.
謝謝 Thank you.
有誰在那個穀倉工作過嗎 Does anyone ever work in that barn?
沒有 No.
爸爸 Dad?
你們好啊 孩子們 Hello, boys.
媽媽在哪裏 Where's mom?
我們應該 嗯 盡快離開這個小鎮 We should, uh, get out of town pretty quick.
這裏發生了一些很奇怪的事情 There's some weird stuff going on.
扎克 Zach.
你在說什麼呢 What are you talking about?
哦 天哪 Oh, God.
媽媽在哪裏 Where's Mom?
一切都很好 Everything's fine.
-你對媽媽做了什麼 -這不是他 - What did you do to Mom? - It's not him.
快點 我們得走了 Come on, we need to go.
你們在做什麼 What are you doing?
等等 不不不 不不不 不不不 Wait! No, no, no! No, no, no! No, no, no!
嘿 不 Hey! No!
那是什麼 What was that?
哦 該死 Oh, shit!
一點不好笑 Not funny.
夥計 把燈打開 Dude, turn the light.
誰在那兒 Who's there?
﻿媽媽 Mom?
不 No!
蘭迪 你沒事吧 Randy, are you okay?
好像有什麼東西咬了我 I think something bit me.
你沒事吧 Are you okay?
哦 該死 Oh, shit!
它去哪兒了 Where'd it go?
蘭迪 小心點 Randy, be careful.
扎克 Zach?
什麼 你發現什麼了 What? What is it?
這是什麼鬼東西 What the hell?
哦 該死 Oh, shit!
﻿媽媽 Mom?
不 媽媽 媽媽 放開她 No. Mom! Mom! Get off her!
放開 Get off!
扎克 Zach,
那不是我 that wasn't me.
我不得不殺了她 I had to kill her.
扎克 Zach?
不 No!
快點 你們 我們得走了 Come on. You guys, we gotta go!
他們要回來了 快點 They're coming back. Come on!
我們走吧 Oh, let's go.
快點 快點 Come on, hurry!
看那個 Look at that.
發生了什麼事 What happened?
我們得走了 We gotta go.
扎克 Zach,
我們得走了 好嗎 We gotta go, okay?
我們怎麼知道那是他 How do we know it's him?
我覺得我們並不知道 I mean we don't,
但是還有誰會在那裏 but who else is there?
你怎麼一本正經地看著我 蘭迪 You got a shitty poker face, Randy.
你打算用那玩意做什麼 What were you going to do with that?
進來吧 Come on.
我們知道我們沒事 但是 So we know we're all right, but...
好的 All right.
哦 天啊 Oh, Jesus.
哦 我的天啊 Oh, my God.
是啊 Yeah.
那東西咬了我 但我一直留心注意 So one of those things bit me, but I kept my eyes open.
不過我們需要帶上它走 We are going to need to take it with us though.
什麼 為什麼 What? Why?
哦 你還在拍著視頻 對吧 Oh, you're still filming, right?
是的 Yeah.
所以我們把那東西和視頻交給聯邦調查局 So we take that thing and the footage to the FBI.
那才會讓他們有所行動 That'll get them to move their asses.
對 Yes.
不過 我很抱歉 I'm sorry though.
我應該相信你們的 I should have believed you guys.
他們到底是什麼 What in the hell are they?
我不知道 I don't know.
你們覺得他們可能是外星人嗎 Do you guys think they might be aliens?
我們只知道 Here's what we do know.
他們先咬你 First they bite you.
然後他們變成你 Then they turn into you.
但不是立刻就變 But not right away.
它更像是一個複製 It's more like a copy.
而且它們像動物一樣 And they act like an animal.
然後他們 他們 And then they, they...
也許他們咬你是為得到你的DNA Well, maybe they bite you to get your DNA
然後再克隆你 and then they clone you.
但是克隆人 You know, but the clone,
沒有任何初始記憶 it doesn't have any of the original memories
以此它必須去 例如 so, it has to...like
找到你然後提取你的記憶 find you and just-and just take them.
外面有人 There's someone out there.
什麼 什麼意思 What? What do you mean?
該死 Oh, shit!
該死 Shit!
天吶 Oh, my God.
趴下 趴下 Hey, get down, get down!
那他媽到底是什麼 What the hell was that?
你應該請求支援 You should call for backup.
我們離開這裏吧 Let's just get out of here.
蘭迪 Randy!
蘭迪 他是來找你的 Randy, he's here for you!
快走 快走 快 快 快 Move away! Move away! Go, go, go!
去哪兒 去哪兒 去哪兒 Where? Where? Where?
他們來了 They're here!
約什 約什 Josh? Josh?
該死 Shit.
蘭迪 離那扇窗戶遠點 Randy, stay away from that window.
該死 Shit.
太多了 There's too many!
他們正在包圍我們 They're surrounding us.
該死 Oh, shit!
抓穩了 Hang on!
他們要把我們翻過來 They're gonna flip us!
堅持住 Hang on!
快走 Go!
天啊 Oh my, God.
扎克 Zach!
不 不要 No! No!
不要 約什 約什 不 Don't, Josh! Josh, no!
蘭迪 Randy.
不 蘭迪 No, Randy!
在這個星球上的所有城鎮中 Of all the towns on this planet,
你們選擇入侵這個鬼地方 you guys chose this shithole to take over?
天哪 你們真是一群白癡 God, you're a bunch of idiots!
但你們知道嗎 But you know what?
你們可以擁有它 You can have it.
快過來 賤人 這裏 Move here bitch! Over here!
就在你們能碰到的地方 Just the place you got
操他媽的 Fuck this!
來呀 到這邊來 Come on, this way!
扎克 我們得走了 快點 Zach, Zach, we gotta go. We gotta go. Come on.
我沒事 I'm okay.
他們依然在屏蔽外面的信號 They're still blocking the signal out here.
我媽媽的店裏有一輛送貨車 There's a delivery van at my mom's shop.
我們可以去取車 You know, we could go get it
找到喬伊 然後離開這裏 and get-and get Joey and just get out of here.
在斯普林菲爾德 有服務信號 And in Springfield, we will have service.
我們能在那裏上傳我們的視頻 We can just upload our video there.
好 Yeah.
停下 凱拉 Hold, Kayla.
格雷格牧師在那兒 Pastor Greg is there
鑰匙在花盆下面 The key's under the flower pot.
進去後鑰匙在收銀機下面 And then inside, it's under the cash register.
好的 Okay.
去吧 Go ahead.
喬伊 Joey.
不 不要 No, no, no. no.
我只是想回家 I just want to go home.
沒關係 泰勒 It's okay, Tyler.
你只是會覺得一點點疼 You're just gonna feel a little pinch.
是吧 不算太壞 See? Now that wasn't so bad.
現在我更愛你了 And now I'll love you even more.
住手 求求你 別這樣 Stop! Please, don't do it!
我不想這樣 I don't-I don't want it!
喬伊 快跑 離開這裏 Joey, run! Joey, Joey! Get out of here,
喬伊 快跑 去小木屋 Joey! Joey, run! Go to the cabin!
快走 就這樣 快走 Go! Yeah, go!
喬伊 離開這 快跑 Joey, go! Run! Joey, go!
上車 快點 Get in! Come on!
加油 快 快 Come on! Go, go!
喬伊 Joey...
喬伊逃走了 Joey got away.
那太好了 That's great.
我叫他去小木屋 I told him to go to the cabin.
他逃走了 But he got away.
我們去找到他然後離開這裏 好嗎 Let's go get him and get the hell out of here, okay?
天吶 你被咬了 Oh God, you got bit.
當我被替換的時候 When I get replaced
它會擁有我的感覺嗎 is it going to have my feelings?
它會擁有我的記憶嗎 Is it going to have my memories?
我還會記得你嗎 Will I remember you?
別這樣想 凱拉 Don't think like that, Kayla.
因為我們會成功的 Because we are gonna make it.
是 但它會找到我 Yeah, but it'll find me.
它找到過蘭迪 It found Randy.
我們會成功的 We are going to make it.
我們會得到幫助的 We're gonna get help.
我們把所有事情都記錄在了手機上 We have everything recorded on our phones.
我們能向他們展示這裏發生了什麼 We can show them what happened here.
我們會阻止它的 We're gonna stop it.
扎克 快點 我們得抓住它 Zach, come on, we gotta get it! Come on!
凱拉 Kayla!
它不見了 Come on, it's gone.
不 扎克 你被咬了 No, it's-Zach, you were bitten,
我們不得不 如果我們不能 we have to-if we can't...
我們去小木屋吧 找到喬伊 Let's-let's go to the cabin. Get Joey.
蹲下 見鬼 Get down! Shit.
繼續走啊 Keep going.
我們得走了 走這邊 We have to go. This way.
蹲下 Get down!
天吶 Oh, my God.
我們做不到的 We're not gonna make it out.
扎克 我們得去找喬伊 Zach, we have to go get Joey.
我們不能 We can't.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
凱拉 假如情況蔓延 But Kayla, if this spreads
將不會再有任何人讓我們尋求幫助了 there won't be anyone else for us to call for help.
但我們能去有線電視公司 But we can make it to the cable company.
假如我們能到那裏 If we can get there,
我們能把我們的視頻直接上傳到 we can upload our video straight into
互聯網的骨幹網 傳到全世界 the backbone of the internet to the entire world.
他們阻止不了 They can't block that.
所以我們得把信息發出去 So we get the message out.
是的 Yeah.
來吧 我們走 Come on. Let's go.
快點 Come on.
蹲這兒 蹲這兒 快點 Down here, down here. Come on.
你好 扎克 Hello, Zach.
蘭迪 Randy.
我想我或許能在這裏找到你 I thought I might find you here.
過去我們常在這裏釣魚 We used to go fishing here.
你還記得嗎 Do you remember?
是的 我記得 Yeah. I remember.
我們從未抓到過魚 We never caught anything.
為什麼我們還要這樣做呢 Why did we do it?
因為抓住什麼永遠不是重點 'Cause catching something was never the point.
正確 Right.
凱拉在哪裏 Where's Kayla?
我們走散了 We lost each other.
好吧 Right.
凱拉從來不像你我那樣真正瞭解叢林 Kayla never did know the woods like you and I.
不是嗎 Did she?
我們一起去找她吧 We'll find her together.
就像過去一樣 Just like old times.
就像過去一樣 Yeah. Just like old times.
我們曾一起經歷 不是嗎 We went through it all together, didn't we?
我不知道沒有你我還能做什麼 I don't know what I would have done without you.
扎克 看著我 Zach, Zach, Zach, look at me, look at me.
扎克 看著我 我們得走了 Zach, look at me. We got to go.
我們得走了 來吧 We got to go. Okay? We gotta go. Come on.
來吧 快點 Come on. Come on.
就在那裏 Right there.
我們可以去那扇門 We can make it to that door.
準備好了嗎 Are you ready?
-行動吧 -行 - Let's do it. - Okay.
走這邊 This way.
我們能就在這些辦公室中的一間上傳嗎 Can we just upload from one of these offices?
不 我們需要找到主電纜終端 No, we need to find the main trunk terminal.
在前面 就在那裏 It's in the front, right there.
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就在這裏 Right here.
我們得走了 Hey. Hey. Hey, we gotta go.
我們得走了 扎克 我們得走了 We gotta go. Zach, we gotta go.
好 走吧 Okay, go.
快點 快點 加油 Come on, come on, come on.
加油 Come on.
那裏 快點 加油 There, come on. Come on.
服務器場
-從你的手機裏導出視頻 -好的 - Bring up the footage from your phone. -Okay, yeah.
-把視頻上傳終端 -好的 - Upload the footage onto the terminal. - Okay.
發到哪裏 油管 臉書還是V站 Okay, where? YouTube? Facebook? Vimeo?
Vimeo:國外的一個視頻網站
所有地方 Everywhere.
好的 Okay.
視頻上傳中
拜託 快點 Come on. Come on.
完成了 That's it.
CO2滅火器開關
警告 二氧化碳滅火系統 警報響起時 立即撤離該區域
怎麼了 怎麼了 What? What? What?
在屏幕上播放你說話的視頻 Get footage of you talking on screen.
好 Okay.
嘿 扎克 Hey, Zach.
好了 Got it.
你相信我嗎 Do you trust me?
是的 Yeah.
深吸一口氣 好嗎 Take a deep breath, okay?
那種晚上夜不閉戶的地方 The kind of place where people don't even lock their doors at night.
我是蘭迪·福斯特 I'm Randy Foster.
我是扎克·亨德森 And I'm Zach Henderson.
待會兒見 I know. See you later.
我們想要做的是 ...what we're trying to do:
向馬爾頓的人民展示他們真正的樣子 show the people of Multon the way they really are.
我是誰 對 好的 Ah, who I am. Right. Okay.
好了 Here we go.
我是誰 Who am I?
喬伊 Joey.
凱拉 Kayla!
天吶 Oh, God.
什麼 What?
怎麼了 What?
那不可能 That... That's not possible.
他們遍佈各處 They're everywhere.
我們不是第一個城鎮 We weren't the first town.
我們是最後一個 We were the last.
格雷格牧師 Pastor Greg?
孩子們 有什麼需要幫助的嗎 Can I help you, boys?
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