我刚才是问你... 你拥有海滩的全部财产吗？ No, man, I'm just saying'-- I'm sayin' if-if you own the beach property, right...
- 嗯？ - 沙子和海水都是你的吗？ - Mm-hmm? - do you own, like, the sand and the water?
海水不属于任何人 那是上帝的 Nobody owns the water. God owns--It's God's water.
假如你拥有那海滩 如果有人走在你的海滩上会怎样？ What if someone walks onto your beach, right? Let's say if you do own it.
不对 伙计 没有人可以拥有海滩 No, man, you don't own the beach.
- 你只能拥有海滩上的沙子 - 这边 这边 伙计 - What you own is sand on the beach, man. - Here. Here, man.
如果海滩上有个裸体女孩会怎样？ What if there's a naked girl on the beach?
那个女孩不是你的财产 That girl's not yours. You don't own the girl.
- 如果她在你的沙滩上折断了腿呢？ - 她会去法院告我的 - What if she breaks her foot on your property? - She could sue me.
告我！告我！ Sue me! Sue me!
- 噢 他妈的！ - 真他妈的！ - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - Holy shit!
扔掉它 伙计！扔掉！ Ditch it, man! Ditch it!
- 老兄 你能吞下它吗？ - 一整包？ - Dude, can you eat it? - The whole bag?
他妈的！ Fuck it!
嘿 迈克 再来一个怎么样？ Hey, Mike, um, while you're at it?
- 那是香菇... - 快点 伙计 快吃掉它！ - Those are 'shrooms, dude! - Come on, man, just eat it!
迈克... Mike, uh...
- 我实在不想求你 但是 为了大家 - 我吃不下了！ - I hate to ask, but, uh...for the team? - I can't eat that!
- 扔到窗外去！ - 好吧！ - No! Throw it out the window! - Okay! Okay! Okay!
好的 我扔了 All right, I'm doin' a drop.
- 我扔了 - 开开窗户 - I'm goin' for a drop. - Just opening the window.
- 扔掉了 扔掉了 - 镇静 镇静 - It's gone. It's gone. - We're cool. It's cool.
靠！靠！靠！ Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
- 我们死定了！ - 镇定 镇静把窗户摇下来！ - We're dead! - All right, all right. Windows down! Windows down!
窗户摇下来！把窗户摇下来！ Windows down! Put the windows down!
好了 我们镇静 我们镇静 All right, we're cool. We're cool.
天哪 你们看到了吗？ God, did you see that?
肯定刚刚有重大谋杀案或其他他妈的什么有趣的事情 It must have been, like, a double homicide or something fuckin' cool.
- 我们太大惊小怪了 - 我差点心脏病犯了 - We was freakin' out, man. - Man, I almost had a heart attack.
迈克 你没有全吃掉吧？ Mike, you didn't eat both those bags, did you?
那你再来吃吧 Come and get it.
你吃了100多块钱的大麻... You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot...
- 还有30块钱的香菇 伙计 - 是谁这么厉害？ - and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms, man. - Who's the man?
所以 你欠我130块... So, I'm gonna--I'm gonna need 130 buck, you know...
有机会你再还我 whenever you get a chance.
- 去你妈的 - 那不好玩 伙计 - Fuck, man. - That-That's not really cool, man.
是那辆车吗？ Is that the same car, man?
- 我超速了吗？ - 是 - D-Do I look high? - Yeah.
他们...他们过来了 Here they-- Here they come.
- 舔这个 舔这个或者别的什么东西 - 镇静 镇静 - Lick on it. Just lick it or somethin'. - Be cool, be cool.
驾照和牌照 License and registration.
嗯 长官 我知道... Uh, Officer, I know that--
请出示驾照和牌照 License and registration, please.
牌照... The regis--
- 你知道你开的多快吗？ - 什么？ - You know how fast you were goin'? - What?
- 你开的有多快？ - 嗯 65？ - How fast you were goin'? - Uh, 65?
- 是63 - 警官 限速不是65吗？ - Sixty-three. - Officer, isn't-isn't the speed limit 65?
是的 Yeah, it is.
- 你们要去哪里？ - 加拿大 - Where you boys headed? - Canada.
加拿大 我们要越过边界去加拿大... C-Canada. We're goin' over the border to Canada...
- 去吃法国炸鸡和肉汤 长官 - 肉汁乳酪薯条 - for some french fries and gravy, sir. - Poutine.
加拿大 嗯？快到了嘛 Canada, huh? Almost made it.
- 你还好吧？ - 是的 对 - Are you okay? - Yeah, sure.
- 是的 长官？ - 是的 长官 - Yes, sir? - Yes, sir.
- 你刚才是说 "是的 长官"？ - 我认为他说的是"是的 对" - Now, did you say, "Yes, sir"? - I think he said, "Yeah, sure."
- 你在说什么 伙计？ - 嗯 我的意思是说"是的 对" - What'd you say, man? - Well, I said, "Yeah, sure,"
但是 我事实上说"是的 对 长官" but what, literally, I said was, "Yeah, sure, sir."
- 那么 你还好吧？ - 是的 长官 - So you are okay then? - Yes, sir.
- 你闻到了什么吗 兔子？ - 恐惧 - You smell somethin', Rabbit? - Fear.
把牌照拿过来 Now hand over that registration.
是的 长官 我妈妈会杀了我 Yes, sir. My mother's gonna kill me.
真他妈的 这也太...太...太... 别看 别看 Holy, shit. This is--This is--This is-- Don't look. Don't look.
- 噢 上帝 - 我搞不懂 伙计 - Oh, my God. - I don't get it, man.
是我糊涂了 还是他妈的怎么回事？ Am I fucked up or is this fucked up, man?
真他妈的疯狂 This shit is fuckin' crazy.
他妈的 我差点要拿出手枪... Shit, man. I was just about to pull out my Nine...
给那猪猡屁股上来一下 and put a cap in that pig's ass.
噢 他妈的！ Oh, fuck!
噢 上帝 Oh, my God!
他妈的！ Shit!
靠！ Fuck!
车子靠边！ Pull the vehicle over!
- 我已经靠边了！ - 再靠边一些！ - I'm-I'm already pulled over, man! - Pull over farther, man!
- 我不能再靠边了...长官 我已经靠边了！ - 他已经靠边了！ - I can't pull over-- Sir, I'm already pulled over! - He's already pulled over!
他不能再靠边了！ He can't pull over any farther!
请出示驾照和牌照 License and registration, please.
- 但是我刚才给你看过了 长官 - 驾照和牌照 - But I-I just gave you it, Officer. - License and registration.
你知道你开的多快？ You know how fast you were goin'?
- 嗯 65？ - 63 - Uh, sixty-five? - Sixty-three.
我疯了 伙计 I'm freakin' out, man.
你是疯了 伙计 You are freakin' out, man.
你想知道我们为什么要你靠边吗？ You want to know why I pulled you over?
- 乱丢垃圾 - 长官 那不是我们的 - Littering. - Officer, that-that's not ours.
- 糖果柜台！ - 乱丢垃圾...乱丢垃圾... - Candy bars! - Littering and--Littering and--
- 还有 呃... - 乱丢垃圾 还有... - And, uh-- - Littering and--
乱丢垃圾...乱丢垃圾... Littering and, uh--Littering and, uh--
乱丢垃圾和...呃... Littering and, uh--
乱丢垃圾和吸食大麻 Littering and smoking the reefer.
要教训你们小子一下 我和兔子长官要站在这里... Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here...
- 看你们3个把这一包吸完 - 不 求求你们 - while you three smoke the whole bag. - Please, no.
- 求求你们... - 去你妈的猪猡！ - Please, yes-- - Fuckin'pig!
圣母玛利亚 Mother of God.
呜！ Whoo!
我们在追赶一辆超速白色Miata 正在朝南逃去 请求支援 We're in high-speed pursuit of a white Miata headin' southbound on 2-9-4.
91号 快点 91号 Unit 91, come in, 91. Unit 91, come in, 91.
91号 你在干什么？别数你的阴毛了 What are you doing out there, 91? Quit counting your pubes.
我们遇到一辆开白色Miata的闹事分子 We got a hell-raiser in a white Miata.
91号 你在吗？91号？ Ninety-one, are you there? Ninety-one?
91号 你在吗？ Ninety-one, are you there?
嘿 漂亮宝贝 你今天抓到超速者了吗？ Hey, good-lookin'. You catch any speeders today?
- 呜！ - 真他妈的！ - Whoo! - What the fuck!
快 91号 Let's go, 91.
兔子 把枪拿出来！ Rabbit, get that gun out!
噢 Mac 你他妈的！ Aw, Mac, you fucker!
嘿 Greetings.
- 你们太慢了 - 你杀死了我的假人 - You guys are too slow. - You killed my dummy.
Mac 我输你的钱 其实我可以不给的 我早就知道是你 Mac, now I'm gonna pay you. But I shouldn't, 'cause I knew it was you the whole time.
Thorny 别在新手面前撒谎 会教坏他的 Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example.
- Foster 你的鞋子呢？ - 什么 你现在是查鞋子的员警吗？ - Foster, where are your shoes? - What, are you the shoe police now?
是的 你还欠我20杯 我们走 I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Let's go.
- 你的黑巫术只对新手有效 - 那可是褐巫术 - Your black magic only works on the rookie. - That's brown magic.
- 全部付清 - 我什么时候可以开始那样做？ - Pay up. - When do I get to do that?
会有机会的 Rook 付帐单 You'll get your chance, Rook. Shots?
- 嗯 - 可真是豪饮 - Yeah. - That's a lot of booze.
- 呃 呵呵 - 可真能喝 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. - I'm impressed.
上帝！ Jesus!
对不起 伙计们 上班了 Sorry, boys, you're on duty.
- 记帐吗？Womack警官？ - Rookie 付钱 - On your tab, Officer Womack? - Rookie, pay the lady.
23号 快接听 23号 Unit 23. Come in, 23.
需要我去那儿吗？需要支援吗？ Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance?
- 住嘴 Farva - 我可以到那里... - Shut up, Farva. - I can be there--
听着 我们抓住了那辆Miata 我们没事 Listen, we got the Miata. We're okay.
你们抓住的那些运毒者怎么样了？需要支援吗？ What about those dopers you picked up? Do you need my assistance?
他们跑不掉的 The snozberries taste like snozberries.
- 噢 他妈的！ - 他杀了员警！ - Oh, shit! - He killed the cops!
- 快出去 伙计！ - 这是警车！ - Get out of the car, man! - This is a cop car!
- 哈罗 - 你们喜欢墨西哥吗？ - Hello. - You boys like Mexico?
1 2 3 开始！ One, two, three, do it!
噢 快点 乖女 我是你老妈 Oh, go, girlfriend. I'm your mother.
快点 Thorny 你要输给新人了 真丢人 Come on, Thorny. You're losing to the rookie. It's embarrassing.
快点 兔子 你可以赢他 Come on, Rabbit. You can do it.
噢 兔子 他超过你了 我把Thorny放在了前面很多。 Oh, Rabbit, he's killing you. I got Thorny in front by a lot.
怎么了？你妈没教你怎么去喝果汁吗？ What's the matter, your mama didn't teach you how to chug?
加油 Thorn 加油 Thorn Come on, Thorn. Come on, Thorn.
- 噢！ - 可恶 - Ohh! - Goddamn it.
我总是赢 I am all that is man.
- 每次都是这样 - 喝完它 - Every time. - Finish it up.
看 你喝的方式是完全错误的 张开喉咙 放松下巴 See, there you have it. You're doing it all wrong. Open your throat, relax the jaw.
别忘记用嘴罩住瓶口 Don't forget to cup the balls. You're never gonna win...
冲你那一对单薄的鸟嘴 你就永远不会赢 with those thin little bird lips you got there.
这家伙有一对老练有力的嘴唇 对不对 Thorn？ This guy's got these big old powerful lips. Am I correct, Thorn?
老练有力的嘴唇在这里 So much of my authority is derived from the power right here.
嘿 伙计们 Hey, guys.
喔 Wow.
- 还有果汁吗？ - 对不起 没有了 - Uh, do you have any more syrup? - Sorry, Urs.
他们为什么不比喝番茄酱呢？ Why couldn't they chug ketchup?
幸好你没有点薯饼 It's a good thing you didn't order hash browns.
我是说 他们要是比赛喝番茄酱的话 I mean, if they had been chugging the ketchup.
你知道昨晚红袜队比赛的结果吗？ You get the score of that Red Sox game last night?
- 我没看到结尾就关了 - 嘿 服务员 你们来啦 - I turned it off just after-- - Ah, waiter. There you are.
我要一个辣酱玉米饼馅拼盘 2个玉米卷 不要鳄梨酱 I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamole.
- Smy你呢？ - 我要一份鼠肉 - Smy? - Yeah, Chief, I'll take a chinchilla.
我不要这个 玉米卷？ I don't get it. Tacos?
他们以为我是墨西哥人 They think I'm Mexican.
你不是墨西哥人？ You're not Mexican?
又一个交通警？你们这帮家伙都是一窝一窝出来吗？ Another highway cop? What, are you guys multiplying?
是啊 这样才能知道他们是从哪个窝里出来的 Yeah, if they can figure which hole to stick it in.
嘿 你他妈的干什么？ Ah, what the fuck?
- 嘿 我看到了！ - 坐下 Rando - Hey, I saw that! - Sit down, Rando.
太过分了！ That's it!
嘿 嘿 嘿 够了 够了！ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! All right, all right!
- 住手 你们这帮无聊的东西！ - 是他妈的他先挑起来的！ - Cut it out, you turkeys! - He fuckin' started it!
对不起 Bruce 这些小伙子在比喝果汁... I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in them...
他们有点儿烦躁 they get a little antsy in their pantsy.
有点儿失控 You just can't keep them under control.
你应该好好管管这帮坏蛋 John You should keep these dogs on a leash, John.
我们走 Let's go.
* A-number one top gun cadets *
* In the name of justice John Q Public can trust us *
* Hail to thee dear old Paroon *
- 向你致敬！ - 向你致敬！ - Hail to thee! - Hail to thee!
- 向你致敬！ - 嘿 好了！ - Hail to thee! - Hey, all right!
嘿 我错过了听歌了吗？ Hey, what's up, bone diddlies? Did I miss the song?
再唱一遍 新兵笨蛋 Sing it again, rookie bitch.
Farva Farva.
- 忘了倒咖啡 - 对不起 长官 - Forgot the coffee. - My bad, Cap.
好啦 我们开始 All right, all right. Let's get started.
先生们 我得到最新的资料 I got the latest shit list, gentlemen.
我们落后了 It's down to Flagstone, Deer Lick and us.
如果还这么低的话 你们就要倒楣了 And if we keep up these low numbers, you can bet your sweet butts...
我们就得裁人 we're gonna get the big, ugly ax.
- 谁和我们过不去？ - 他妈的地方员警！ - Who'll bust heads on the highway? - The goddamn local cops!
Grady和他的那帮笨蛋... And you better believe that Grady and his goons...
肯定也有这份表格 所以我们赶上去 have got a copy of this list, so we need to step it up.
谁要奶油？ Who wants cream?
没有人要？好 不加奶油 Nobody? Okay, no cream.
Foster 你上周开出几张罚单？ Foster, how many tickets did you issue last week?
- 嗯 让我看看 我记得我记下来了 - 3张 - Uh, I don't have my figures here in front of me. - Three.
- 我又不能逼他们超速 - 试着在测速的时候躲到不起眼的地方 - I can't make 'em speed. - Try hidin'.
- 还要留上一圈胡子 为什么不留胡子？ - 我都两个星期没剃了 - And grow a goddamn moustache, why don't ya? - I haven't shaved in two weeks.
- 我也在留了 - 噢 你也在留你的 对不对？ - I'm growin' mine. - Oh, you're growin' yours, are ya?
- 我会告诉你什么时候该留胡子 - 咖啡来了！ - I'll tell you when it's time to grow a moustache. - Coffee's served!
噢 不！那是兔子的 Oh, no! That's Rabbit's. That's Rabbit's.
- 我知道了 那是兔子的 - 噢 看 一块肥皂 - I get it. It's Rabbit's. - Oh, look, a bar of soap.
他妈的 我给你的是最好的！ Oh, shit! I got you good, you fucker!
- 这并不好玩 Farva - 比你的要好玩些 Frank - Awesome prank, Farva. - Better than the crap you pull, Frank.
- 听着 伙计们... - 舔它 Rook你可以把它当成鸡巴 - Look, fellas... - Bite it, Rook. Make him look like a dick.
每个周3晚上我去Lodge那里去玩牌 every Thursday night I walk into the Lodge to play Hearts...
他们总是放那些老的流行歌曲 and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there.
- 我很喜欢这样 - 咬啊 咬... - I like that. - Bite it. Bite--
他妈的！把那该死的肥皂给我！ Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!
我们要盘查50英里以内的高速公路 这一段公路是我们的 We got 50 miles of highway. That stretch of highway is ours.
我决不允许Grady和他的那帮狗头来插手！ I'll be damned if I'll let Grady and those buttheads get their hands on it!
Thorny 你是这里的队长 Thorny, you're the ranking officer here.
你要好好干 别让这里关门 好不好？开始干吧 Farva！ Let's do your jobs and keep this place open, huh? Let's do it. Farva!
继续罚你的禁闭 看好接收台 Your suspension continues. Hit the radio.
噢 好的 Oh, yes.
噢 在我们地盘上有一只猪猡 Oh. Oh, local Smokeys on our turf.
对 猜对了 All right, hit it.
看 就像O'Hagan说的一样 See, that's what O'Hagan was talking about.
嘿 你这家伙忘记了你的车子是什么颜色的了吗？ Hi. You guys forget what color your car is?
- 再见 - 再见 臭小子 - Bye-bye. - Later, dude.
好的 我们来玩"猫叫"怎么样？ All right, how about "Cat Game"?
- 猫叫？什么...最好的记录是多少？ - Thorny叫了6次... - Cat Game? What's, uh, what's the record? - Thorny did six...
- 但是我认为你可以叫到10次 - 10次？ - but I think you can do ten. - Ten?
喵(现在)开始吗？ Starting right meow?
- 嗯 我很抱歉 - 好的 喵(现在) - Uh, sorry about that. - All right, meow...
出示你的驾照和牌照 hand over your license and registration.
- 你的牌照？快点 喵 - 噢 - Your registration? Hurry up meow. - Oh.
对不起 Sorry.
有什么好笑的吗？ There somethin' funny here, boy?
不 不 No, no, no.
那么你为什么发笑 Larry Johnson先生？ Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson?
- 好的 喵(现在) 我们说到哪里了？ - 你在说"喵"吗？ - All right meow, where were we? - Are you saying "meow"?
我说"喵"了吗？ Am I saying "meow"?
- 我想... - 什么也别想 孩子 - I-I-I thought-- - Don't think, boy.
喵(现在) 你知道你开的多快吗？ Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
喵(现在) 有什么他妈的好笑？ Meow, what is so damn funny?
我敢发誓 你说"喵"了 I could have sworn you said "meow."
你觉得我像只猫 孩子？ Do I look like a cat to you, boy?
你看到我从这颗树跳到那颗树了吗？ Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?
- 没有 - 我从碟子里喝牛奶了吗？ - No. No. - Am I drinkin' milk from a saucer?
- 没有 - 你看到我吃老鼠了吗？ - No. - Do you see me eatin' mice?
喵(现在) 不许笑 Now you stop laughin' right meow.
是的 长官 Yes, sir.
喵(现在) 我要因此给你张罚单 Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one.
- 但是... - 喵(现在) 法律没有什么"但是" - But-- - No "buts" meow. That's the law.
喵(现在) 不好笑了吧？ It's not so funny meow, is it?
喵！ Meow!
喔！ Ooo-wee-ooh!
谢谢帮我洗车 Rook Thanks for washing my car, Rook.
- 你知道这是什么吗？ - 鹿皮？ - You know what this is? - A chamois cloth?
哈！猜对了 我自己刚丢了一块钱(一只鹿) Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a buck...
给我自己 to myself.
- 觉得好笑吗？ - 是的 - Think that's funny, do you? - Yeah, I do.
我还听说了你为什么会被暂停职务 Also heard something funny about how you got suspended.
是一辆装满小孩的校车吗？ Something about a school bus full of kids?
哈 你听说了 是不是？让我告诉你另一个好笑的故事 新人 Oh, you heard that, did ya? Let me tell you another funny story, New Jack.
在1974年... Back in '74...
着名的Charlie Rich是当年的乡村歌王 the great Charlie Rich was named Country Musician of the Year.
然而到1975年 他不得不把荣誉让给一个新人 Then in '75, he had to hand the award off to the new one.
你知道是谁吗？ And you know who that was?
"我他妈肩膀上的阳光" John Denver Mr. "Sunshine on My Goddamn Shoulders," John Denver.
- 真的吗？ - 是的 你能相信吗？ - Really? - Yeah. Can you believe it?
- 喔！ - 被他妈的John Denver代替了 - Wow! - Replaced by John Fuckin' Denver.
- 真令人吃惊 - 是啊 - Amazing. - Yeah.
还好 Rich没有让我失望 Well, I'll be damaged if Mr. Rich didn't pull out his cigarette lighter...
他当众掏出打火机把奖状烧掉了 and light that award on fire in front of everyone.
你明白了吗？ Do you get it?
你是说你会把我的"乡村歌王的奖状"烧掉吗？ So you're saying you'll set my Country Music Award on fire?
我是说 当我复职的时候 你要好好留意你的屁股 I'm saying when my suspension's up, you better watch your ass.
你要烧我的屁股吗？ Or you'll light my ass on fire?
你想干什么？你最好别动 You wanna go? You wanna take one? Make your first move.
嘿 很抱歉打断你们的悄悄话 我们得去10-92了 Hey! I hate to break up the honky convention, but we got a 10-92.
- 你想去吗 Rod？ - 当然了 好！ - You wanna take this one, Rod? - Hell, yeah!
我知道你会喜欢的...喔！ I bet you do--Ohh!
擦的不错 Rook Nice wax job, Rook.
- 谢谢长官 - 你... - Thank you, sir. - You--
怎么回事？到处都是猪猡？ What the hell is this? We got local pigs runnin' around?
这帮地方猪猡会怎么揍我们？我们差不多出界10哩了 How'd the locals beat us here? We're, like, ten miles out.
看看这个大块头 喔 硬汉先生在这 Look at this chump. Oh, Mr. Tough Guy here.
出去走走 伙计 出去走走 Take a walk, buddy, take a walk.
喔 他妈的！很酷的Winnebago Holy shit! It's a cool Winnebago.
- 我叔叔Denny以前有一辆和这个一样 - 兔子 摆好你的架子 - My Uncle Denny used to have one just like this. - Rabbit, put your game face on.
好的 长官 You got it, boss.
- 嘿 他妈的怎么回事？ - 喔！ - Hey, what the fuck? - Oh-oh!
喔 Oh, yes.
- 嘿 伙计 什么事情？ - 走开 小家伙 - Oh, man! What happened here? - Take a walk, sonny.
- 我们正在进行调查 - 嗯 我们现在开始吧 - This investigation is already under control. - Well, now it is.
- 嘿！ - 别动犯罪现场 沙鼠！ - Hey! - Don't touch the crime scene, rodent!
是兔子 嘿 看看这个 Johnny Chimpo Rabbit. Hey, look at that. Johnny Chimpo.
- 别拍我 - 不要碰我的助手 Grady？ - Quit slappin' me. - Would you stop touching my rookie, Grady?
嘿 那我就来碰你 Hey, I'll touch you.
我们是Spurbury地方员警 高举双手滚出来！ This is the Spurbury Police. Put your hands up and come outta there!
快出来！ Get the fuck out of here!
- 迷人的宠物 不玩了 - 好的 我们巡视去 - Glamor pet. No dice. Get your tape. - Okay. Let's cruise.
- 听说你们遇到了猪猡问题 - 嘿 注意点 Mac - Sounds like y'all have a hog problem. - Oh, watch it, Mac.
Mac 我是认真的 注意点 Mac 它很生气 Mac, I'm serious. Be careful, Mac. He's angry.
- 它很生气？好的 哈罗 - 嘿 围上分界线 - He's angry? Well, hello. - Hey, mark it off.
- Smy 你把它围起来 - 退后 Grady 我是认真的 - Smy, you mark it off. - Back it up, Grady. I'm serious.
有什么问题？你们不是已经关门了吗？ What's the point? Didn't you guys get shut down already?
喔 对了 是下个星期关门 Oh, yeah, that's next week.
混蛋 你知道那里有个"死鸡"？ Your bust. You know there's a dead chick in there?
快滚 你他妈的！ Move it, Ramashit!
- 和O'Hagan一起讨论吧！ - 打 打！ - Take it up with O'Hagan! - Fight, fight, fight!
离我远点！远点！ Get off of me! Get off!.
我要用这个胖家伙换Foster... I'll give you the fat guy for Foster and, uh...
用这个蠢货换兔子怎么样？ how about that stupid guy for Rabbit?
嗯 你也分的太清楚了吧 Well, you're gonna have to be more specific.
他们都是又胖又蠢 They're both kinda fat and stupid.
快把手铐打开 他妈的thorn！ Get these damn handcuffs off now, Ramathorn!
- 放了他 - 放了他 Smy - Cut him loose. - Go ahead, Smy.
你要告诉我是他妈的怎么回事吗 Grady？ You want to tell me what bug crawled up your big ass, Grady?
是的 我要告诉你这是我们的案子 我们已经插手了 Yeah, I will tell you. This is our crime scene. We are takin' it.
- 这是在高速路上 这在我们的许可权内 - 不 不 - It's highway. It's our jurisdiction. - No. No.
高速路现在关闭了 是在我们的许可权内 This highway is closed. This is our jurisdiction.
喔 他妈的 你们来处理这只猪吧 Aw, fuck it. You deal with the hog.
嘿 老大 Hey, Chief.
你们这帮家伙脑子怎么啦？ What in hell's gotten into you guys?
我告诉你们要乖点 这是非常时期 I told you to be good. I told you this was a bad time.
但是你们一意孤行 居然和当地员警在犯案现场干架 But you go ahead and get into a battle royale with the locals at a crime scene.
- 但是 是他们先挑起来的 - 当然是他们先挑起来的 - But they started that fight. - Of course they started the fight.
现在他们就管辖权向我们发难 Now they've taken a jurisdictional grievance against us.
他们想让我们滚蛋 They want us to blow it.
我是说 高速公路上的一个谋杀案 I mean, a murder on the highway...
而你们却把调查权拱手交给他们 and you give them the investigation.
他妈的 我们看起来是一窝脓包 Christ! We look like a bunch of pussies.
好了 出来吧 兔子 All right, come on out, Rabbit.
我想我应该来个淋浴 I guess I just go take a shower then, huh?
嗷！ Ow!
击了3次了 你该下来了 Strike three! You're out of there!
很好 削的不错 Ruthie 继续 All right, good cut, Ruthie. Good cut. Come on.
下一个击球手！ Next batter! Batter up! Next batter! Let's go.
但是 Thorn 如果他们把你们关闭了 But, Thorn, if they do shut you down...
也许你还可以在这里转转？ maybe you could stick around here?
我不知道 找一份不同的工作？ I don't know, get a different job?
你总可以到我的店里来工作 You can always come work in my shop.
好啊 退休员警在他的嬉皮女友的店里打工？太幽默了吧 Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippie girlfriend in her head shop. Too sitcom.
好吧 教练 最好注意点 我们的儿子上场了 Okay. You better pay attention, Coach. Our son's up.
好了 Arlo 盯着球 击中它 All right, Arlo. Watch the ball. Get a hit.
明白 You got it.
- 开始 - 注意 Arlo - Let's do it. - All right, Arlo.
哇！ Whoa!
- 嘿 你应该保持警觉 - 裁判 怎么回事 - Hey, you gotta keep on your toes. - Do somethin' about that, ref.
地方员警 Sorry-ass local cops.
这是一个靠低声下气和相互讨厌 You think you have a nice relationship with someone...
维持的关系 based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom.
另外还需提醒你 他们一直在想你们滚蛋 The next thing you know, they're trying to take you out.
什么？什么？ What? What?
我可不想调动工作 I don't wanna get transferred.
- 可不想再当一次新人 再伺候一批不知道是什么玩意儿的花花公子 - 别担心 - Have to go be a rookie again with a bunch of random dudes. - Don't worry about it.
如果我们关门了 我们就在这里开一家摇滚歌厅 If it happens, we'll, uh, we'll all just stay here, open up a roller disco.
激怒他 来吧 Throw him the heat. Bring it on.
有人要炸热狗？ Uh, anybody want a corn dog?
看看他们有没有巧克力香蕉 Foster？ See if they got any chocolate bananas. Foster?
喔！ Ohh!
嘿 霹雳娇娃(一部电影名） Hey, Charlie's Angel.
嘿 恭喜恭喜 你是第一百万个这么叫我的人 Hey, congratulations. You're the one millionth person to say that to me.
- 有什么奖励？ - 喔 呃... - Oh. What do I win? - Ooh. Um...
这个是你的喽 Ahh. There you go.
希望不会冻坏我的脑筋 Hope I don't get brain freeze.
那你是自作自受了 I'm not sure you've got the required equipment.
我觉得那场架打的很痛快 So, listen, I, um, had a really good time at that Winnebago fight.
也许 我们什么时候可以再来一次 Maybe, uh, I don't know, we could do it again sometime.
好啊 好啊 Fair is fair(一部电影名） All right, all right. Fair is fair.
如果你愿意 你可以打还给我 You can slug me back if you want to.
- 真的？好 - 是的 - Really? Okay. - Yeah.
拿着我的蛋筒 Hold my snow cone.
- 好的 - 注意头上！ - Okay. - Heads up!
嘿 发生了什么事？ Hey, what happened over there?
什么？为什么？ What? Wh--Why?
打起点精神来 嗯？ How about a little pep, hmm?
他们请你的 From those guys over there.
混蛋 Assholes.
能拿开它吗 伙计 现在！ You want to move that, buddy. Now!
- 那么 我什么时候去室外工作 - 是啊 我正在考虑这个 - So, about my field time. - Yeah, yeah. I've been thinkin' a lot about that.
我可以去和Grady谈谈 I think I might be able to talk to Grady for you.
- 嘿 把它吃掉或者扔掉 - 嘿 闭上你的屁眼 伙计 - Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy.
我要去巡逻 I mean, because I'm ready to go out on patrol.
我都快发疯了 一天到晚看着无线电 我要去室外实地工作 I'm goin' nuts being on the radio all the time. I'd like to get some field work.
是吗？为什么不把你的无线电带上 然后站到室外呢？ Yeah? Why don't you take your radio and go stand in a field.
把那个大棉花糖拿走！ Move that gigantic cotton candy!
他妈的！从糖里看风景怎么样 婊子养的？ Goddamn it! How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?
嘿 我在找Grady警长 我有些档要给他 Hi. I'm looking for Chief Grady. I have some files for him.
Grady不在这里 把档给我吧 Grady's not here. I'll take the file.
- 这是很重要的文件 Rando警官在吗？ - 不在 - It's kind of important. How about Officer Rando? - Nope.
你需要什么？这里只有我一个？ What do you need? I'm the only one here?
这里现在没有男性警官吗？ There are no male officers around?
把档案交给我吧 Just give me the file.
这是什么？ What's this?
你是佛蒙特州出生的吧 或者 你是哪里人？ So you originally from Vermont or, uh, or what?
你很勇敢 居然敢深入虎穴 You know, you've got a lot of courage, walkin' into the lion's den.
- 嗯 我有个铜屁股(brass buns) - 呣 你是应该加入那乐队 - Oh, I got brass buns. - Mm. You should join the band.
你们的牢房有多大 8乘8？ What are your cells, eight by eight?
我们的是9乘9 大不了多少 Ours are nine by nine. No big deal.
你看起来很不错 但我不和员警约会 Listen, you seem like a really nice guy, but I just don't date cops.
其实 我并不能称的上是员警 不过是一个有员警身体的平民 I'm not much of a cop, really. More like a civilian trapped in a cop's body.
嗯 但是我听说你干得不错 Oh. Well, I hear you can get an operation for that.
而且大概你忘了 你们这帮高速员警做的那些蠢事 But then, I guess you'd miss out on all those wacky things you highway guys do.
是啊 但是事实上 那些关于我们的故事大多是假的 Yeah, those stories about us are mostly lies, really.
只有一次我们让AC/DC（摇滚乐队）的汽车靠边 Except for the one about how we pulled over AC/DC's bus...
后来他们让我们飞到牙买加 去参加他们的音乐会 这个是真的 and then they flew us down to Jamaica to party with them; that one's true.
除了这个 那里实在很闷 But, yeah, other than that, it's pretty boring out there.
是吗 我倒不知道 Yeah, well, I wouldn't know.
好了 你该走了 All right, it's probably time for you to get out of here.
- 我可不想也被解雇 - 噢 我可不会被解雇 - I don't want to get fired too. - Oh, I'm not getting fired.
我们将要被关闭 这可是两回事 I'm gettin' shut down. That's a big difference.
- 在我们的牢房里 门是在这儿的 - 对 - In our cells, the door is over here. - Right.
一对土狼 A couple of hyenas.
嗯 他们超速了 Well, you know, they are speeding.
- 嘿 无线电 - 不准叫我无线电 91号 - Come in, Radio. - Don't call me Radio, Unit 91 .
不准叫我91号 无线电 Then don't call me Unit 91, Radio.
- 有什么事情吗？ - 是啊 无线电 - Are you done? - Yeah, okay, Radio.
有一辆嫌疑车辆 白色Caprice 佛蒙特州牌照 We got a suspicious vehicle. White Caprice, Vermont plates.
TGW50 Tijuana-Gringo-Water-Fiver-Zero.
- 收到了 正在查 - 谢谢 无线电 - Roger. Checking. - Thank you, Radio.
91号 这个牌照属于Spurbury警车 Unit 91, that license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police vehicle.
是吗？噢 我的天！ It does? Oh, my God!
- 很有趣 91号 - 谢谢你 无线电 - Very funny, 91 . - Thank you, Radio.
喔 那辆卡车想逃避称重 Whoa! Looks like that truck's planning on skipping the weigh-in.
嗯 好 你不称重 你就不能参加比赛 Yeah, well, you don't weigh in, you don't wrestle.
喔 这俩混蛋要干什么 想让卡车靠边？ Whoa! What's this jack-off doin; trying to pull him over?
不能让他得逞 There's no fuckin' way that is happenin'.
- 他妈的他想干什么？ - 我来也 - What the hell's he doin'? - I got somethin'.
对了 快滚吧 Yeah. That's right, doofus. Move it along.
你想玩"复读机"吗？ You, uh, wanna do "Repeat"?
你想玩"复读机"吗？ Do you wanna do "Repeat"?
不 我在想警长是怎么说的 No. I've been thinking a lot about what the captain said.
- 我想这次直接玩 好吗？ - 好 - I'd like to play it straight this time, okay? - Okay.
- 为了O'Hagan - 为了O'Hagan - For O'Hagan. - For O'Hagan.
早安 Good morning.
介意出来出示一下驾照和牌照吗？ Would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration?
- 当然 我正要... - 早安 - Sure. I was just-- - Good morning.
介意出来出示一下驾照和牌照吗？ Would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration?
- 好 没问题 - 请稍候一下 不要 - Yeah. No problem. - Excuse me one second. No.
请稍候一下 不要 Excuse me one second. No.
我有什么地方错了吗？长官... Did, uh, I do something wrong, officers...
因为我知道没有超速 because I know I wasn't speeding.
- 你为什么没有去称重？ - 是啊 你为什么没有去称重？ - Why didn't you weigh in? - Yeah, why didn't you weigh in?
我错过了称重站了吗？ Did I miss that weigh station?
开了这么多英里... They got me runnin' so many miles...
有点头晕了... I just must have dazed out and well--
我下一站去称 好吗？ I'll pull into the next one and get weighed, okay?
倒回去怎么样？ What are you pulling back there?
嗯 都是肥皂 Well, uh, mostly just soap, I think.
我们为什么不看一下？ Why don't we take a look?
长官 我得赶时间... Listen, Officers, I'm on a really tight schedule. I really need to--
走吧 Mr. Galikanokus Let's go, Mr. Galikanokus.
嗯 听他的 走吧 Mr.... Well, you heard him. Let's go, Mr...
Mr. Galonukum Mr. Galonukum.
要跳上去 Hop on up.
好的 我是个白痴 Okay-silly-dilly-dokey-o. I'm an idiot.
你确实是的 Yeah, that's true.
对不起 光线不好 Sorry about the light there.
我车子里有手电筒 I have a flashlight in the cab.
- 嘿！Galikanokus先生！ - 喔！ - Hey! Mr. Galikanokus! - Whoa!
Galikanokus先生！ Mr. Galikanokus!
- 我们应该能预见到的 - 我们应该能预见到的 - We should have seen that comin'. - We should have seen that comin'.
- 不玩了 Mac - 不... - It is time to stop now, Mac. - It is...
完了吗 Mac？ time to stop now, Mac?
这是我第二次失利 And that was the second time I got crabs.
- 真可怕 - 午安 - Awesome. - Afternoon.
- 嘿 - 嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
这里有性交的气味 It stinks like sex in here.
怎么了？ What happened?
有人在玩"复读机"游戏 我们有点烦 We got a little distracted by somebody doin' the "Repeater."
- 嗯 总会发生的 - 总会发生的 - Huh. That'll happen. - That will happen.
嗯 这次你遇上了 Well, you did it this time.
- 去Leblanc湖把你们的车子弄出来吧 - 喔 伙计 - Fishin' your car out of Lake Leblanc right now. - Oh, man.
不用了 我们把它停在街对面 Nah, we just parked it across the street.
听好 下次再发生这种事情... All right, listen. Next time this kind of thing happens...
我要你们停下来 深呼吸... I want you to stop, take a deep breath...
- 然后把你们的头从对方的屁股里拔出来 - 听到了吗？ - and pull your heads out of each other's asses, would ya? - Language.
你说的容易 他的头这么小 It's easy for you to say. He's got a tiny little head.
是啊 这家伙拖什么？ Yeah. What's this guy movin'?
我想是肥皂 Soap, I think.
大麻 Reefer.
那是个恶臭的金字塔 Whoo-hoo! That's one stinky pyramid.
我们应该建一个圆顶屋然后爬进去 We should've built a stinky igloo and climb in.
- 那有很多包 - 想想你和死人一起巡逻的日子 兔子？ - That's a lot of pot. - Thinkin' back to your tour days with the Dead, Rabbit?
- 最好把这些毒品锁起来 嗯 伙计？ - 你在说什么？ - Better lock this shit up, huh, buddy? - What are you talkin' about?
加强 Enhance.
加强 加强 Enhance. Enhance.
快把这该死的列印出来！ Just print the damn thing!
好吧 我们对这个叫Galikanokus的家伙知道多少？ All right, what do we know about this Galikanokus guy?
那是个假名 伪造的驾照 It's a fake name, fake license.
- Bunty肥皂？ - 假冒的肥皂公司 - Bunty Soap? - Fake soap company.
- 什么 假信用？假装饰？什么？ - 不 就像它们并不存在 - What, plastic fake? Decorative fake? What? - No, like they don't exist.
所以 我们缴获了150公斤大麻却没抓到人 我们什么都没得到 So, we got 150 kilos of marijuana and no arrests. We got nothin'.
我有一个想法 队长 I got a theory, Cap.
这些 嗯 外包装上 它们有红色Johnny Chimpo的印记 These, uh, bales of pot, they have that red Johnny Chimpo sticker on them.
那个死去的温尼贝戈女人的背上 也有同样的印记 And that dead woman in the Winnebago had the same logo tattooed on her back.
你看 很多毒品贩子在毒品上列印记 像是商标名 See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name.
是的！你从哪里学的？Cheech？毒品学校？ See! Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?
闭嘴 Farva Shut up, Farva.
你从那些大学生那里赢来的袋子上 有那个印记吗？ Did that bag you pulled off those college kids have that sticker?
嗯... Um...
我认为没有 I don't believe it did.
- 那个温尼贝戈人身上有大麻吗？ - 没有 - Was there any marijuana on that Winnebago? - Nope.
一个猴子纹身 听上去缺乏力度 A monkey tattoo. Sounds kinda flimsy.
这个John Chimpo家伙究竟有什么意思？ What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella?
嗯 好的 你知道那些非常便宜的日本卡通吗？ Uh, well, you know those really cheap Japanese cartoons?
不知道？这主要是一个便宜的阿富汗名牌仿制品 No? This is basically a cheaper Afghani knockoff.
这个猴子基本上环游世界... It's this monkey that basically travels around the world...
嗯 做些下流的事情 uh, doing nasty things.
它的管家尽力让它守规矩 但是 嗯... 失败了 His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh-- No.
很好玩 队长 是阿富汗传说 It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation.
猴子有一个管家？好的 The monkey has a butler? Great.
- 阿拉伯半岛都是这样的吗 Thorny？ - 我怎么知道？ - Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny? - How the hell should I know?
好的 给我一份它的录影带拷贝 All right. Somebody get me a VTR copy of this thing.
我会跟Grady谈谈 看看他能不能让我们看看那个温尼贝戈人 I'll talk to Grady, see if he'll let us take a look at the Winnebago.
对了 你们准备好拍照了吗？好的 伙计们 让我们来拍 All right. You ready for the photo shoot? Okay, fellas, let's take it.
- 脱下你们的裤子 - 闭嘴 Farva 傻瓜 来吧 脱掉 - Pull down your pants. - Shut up, Farva, you idiot. Come on, do it.
- John 我有没有妨碍你们？ - Mad Timber！ - John. I'm not interrupting, am I? - Mad Timber!
- 没有 请进 请进 - 干的好 先生们 一直都是 - No. Come in, come in. - Good work, gentlemen, all the way around.
- 我能上去吗？ 当然 为什么不？ - Could I get in on that? - Sure. Why not?
- 对不起 干的好 - 干的好 警官 - Excuse me. Good work. Good work, Officer. - Hey.
你们将要有一段困难时期了 对吗 市长先生？ You're gonna have a hard time shutting us down now, right, Mr. Mayor?
我们有了一件谋杀 接着是毒品 We got a murder one day, a drug bust the next.
我在想我们需要尽量多的警力 I'm thinkin' we need as much police as we can get.
- 那是个不错的口号 对吗？ - 嗯嗯 - That'd be a good slogan, wouldn't it? - Mm-hmm.
把它告诉预算委员会 Tell that to the budget committee.
我刚和主管Jessman通了电话... I just got off the phone with Governor Jessman...
她正打算通过这里游到Burlington and she's gonna be swinging through here on her way to Burlington.
给我一把枪 嗯 拿着拍照 Give me a gun, huh, to hold for the pictures.
- 兔子 跑 枪 - John... - Rabbit, run. Gun. - And, John...
至于本地员警之间的争吵已经被关注... as far as this brawling with the local police is concerned--
不会再发生了 Bill 我正在处理 It won't happen again, Bill. I'm onto it.
好的 Good.
因此当主管提出时 我准备给她一个小型聚会 'Cause when the governor shows up, I'm gonna throw her a little party.
我们想让她了解公众是怎么看待法律的实施的 We're gonna let her know just how this community feels about its law enforcement.
发出去！ Spread it on!
来吧 爸爸！快点！快点！ Come on, Dad! Faster! Faster!
- 你和Bobbi怎么了？ - 来吧 爸爸！ - So what's the deal with you and Bobbi? - Come on, Dad!
你们准备出去 但是你 嗯 却和别人睡？ You guys are goin' out, but you, um, sleep with other people?
是的 我的意思是 是的 不完全是 有点 Well, I mean, yeah. Not really. Kind of.
那是一个有点长的故事 好吗？ It's sort of a long story, all right?
好的...嗨 Arlo 妈妈有没有朋友？ Well--Hey, Arlo, does Mom ever have any friends over?
- 任何老男孩？ - 我们可以打开警报器吗？ - Any older boys? - Can't we turn the siren on?
马上 好吗？你在听吗？ In a minute, all right? Are you listening?
- 有没有一些你叫叔叔的人来？ - 像Fred叔叔？ - Does she have anyone over that maybe you call uncle? - Like Uncle Fred?
Fred叔叔？谁是Fred叔叔？ Uncle Fred? Who's Uncle Fred?
它是电视里一只疯狂的鸟 He's this crazy bird on TV.
- 他很疯狂他像鸽子一样飞 - 呵 好的 - He's crazy. He flies around like a pigeon. - Oh, right.
Freddy叔叔 他很棒 他是一只疯狂的鸟 Uncle Freddy, he's great. He's a crazy bird.
好的 Okay.
我们抓到一个 We got one.
你要戴上这个吗 小伙子？ You wanna take this one, kid?
- 你呢？ - 我想和小"A"在一起 - What about you? - I gotta stay with little "A."
- 你可以吗？ - 当然 - You're okay, right? - Sure.
- 去吧 让妈妈骄傲 - 好的 - Go on. Make mama proud. - All right.
是的 Farva 我逮到一辆保时捷 褐色 华盛顿牌照... Yeah, Farva, I got a Porsche, brown, Washington plates--
- E-D-P-E - 明白 在查 - Eight-Donna-Peanut-Eunuch. - Roger. Checking.
关上它 Kill it.
我能看看你的驾照和注册档吗？ Can I please see your license and registra--
对不起 警官 为了超速 I'm sorry, Officer, for the speeding violation.
我太习惯于开在德国的高速公路上了 I am so used to driving on the Autobahn.
嗯...什么？ Uh--What?
...Sean Cassidy ...Sean Cassidy.
美味 美味（德语） Yummy, yummy.
没有？（德语） Nicht?
- 你知道我为什么拦住你吗？ - 我们开得太快了 - Do you know why I pulled you over? - We were driving way too fast.
- 是的 - 是的 - Ja. - Ja.
警官 有一个大问题... Officer, this is a major problem...
因为我没办法负担我的保时捷的另一张罚单 because I cannot afford another ticket with mein Porsche.
有什么我可以为你做的 嗯？也许我的妻子... Is there maybe something I can do for you, hmm? Or maybe my wife...
可以为你做些什么来解决这个问题？ could do for you to avoid this dilemma?
有什么事情你要我为你做吗？ Is there maybe something you would like me to do to you?
或者你想对我做什么？嗯？ Or maybe something you would like to do to me? Hmm?
啊 因为你在限速65的路上开90 Uh, 'cause you were doing 90 in a 65.
也许该打屁股或上手铐 Perhaps some spanking or cuffing is in order.
稍等一下可以吗？就一会儿 我马上回来 Could you hold on a minute? Just a minute. I'll be right back.
- 23 那辆保时捷汽车已报失 - 你确定吗？ - Twenty-three, that Porsche is hot. - Are you sure?
兔子？ Rabbit?
- 别 Thorn 不是现在 不 - 他也可以加入 如果你喜欢？ - Please, Thorn, not now. No. - He can join too, if you like?
- 过来 - 胳肢 胳肢 - Get over here. - Tickle, tickle.
- 是的 - 等一下 就一下 嗯？ - Ja. - Hold on a second. Just one second, huh?
- 什么？ - Farva说那辆车是偷来的 - What? - Farva said that car is stolen.
什么？偷来的？ What? Stolen?
- 该死！ - 有问题吗 警官？ - Shit! - Is there a problem, officers?
等着！来吧 Thorn 我需要这个 Hold on! Come on, Thorn, I need this.
听好了 小孩 有一天 我会进来教你怎么游泳 Look, kid, any other day, I'd step in here and show you how to swing.
但这辆车是偷来的 But the car's stolen.
该死！ Goddamn it!
你去那边 你把她铐上 You got to get over there and you got to cuff her.
快点！你是一个高速公路巡警 Do it! You're a highway patrolman.
住手！快干 Cut it out! Do it.
现在把火熄了 从车里出来 先生！ Now turn that off and step out of the car, sir.
- 这没有问题 嗯？ - 把你的手放在车上并分开 - This is no problem, hmm? - Put your hands on the car and spread 'em.
- 啊 现在我俩都有乐趣了 - 回车上去！ - Ah, now some fun for both of us. - Get back in the car!
兔子 去那边铐上她 Rabbit, get over there and cuff her.
- 面向车 - 女士 我不想这样做 但是你可不可以... - Up against the car. - Ma'am, I hate to do this to you, but would you--
- 把你的手放在背后？ - 现在事情有些古怪了 - would you please put your hands behind your back? - Now things are getting kinky.
Arlo！ Arlo!
- 我爱你... - 我在用无线电 呼叫 Farva - I love your-- - I'm on the radio. Come in, Farva.
Arlo！兔子！走吧！ Arlo! Rabbit! Let's go!
到兔子叔叔的膝盖上 Arlo 好吗？ Climb up on Uncle Rabbit's lap, Arlo, okay?
- 我不认为那是一个好主意 Thorn - 嗯 好的 - I don't think that's such a good idea, Thorn. - Uh, right.
好的 你为什么不坐在中间呢 老兄？ Okay, why don't you just sit in the middle, buddy?
Ursula 怎么回事？厕所里没卫生纸了 Ursula, what the fuck? There's no T.P. in the bathroom.
- 你鞋上粘着的那张是什么？ - 哪张？ - What about the piece stuck to your shoe? - What about that piece?
该死！ Shit!
你知道 只要你努力点你就可以离开这里了 You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort.
- 你要我替你擦屁股吗？ - 那不是我要的... - Do you want me to wipe your ass? - That's not what I--
好吧 在我家 我的妻子知道补充卫生纸 Well, around my house, my wife knows to refill the T.P.
- 我不是你妻子 Smy - 不是 如果你是 我会让你乖乖听话 - I'm not your wife, Smy. - No. And if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two.
哦 Ooh.
嗨 douche bag Hi, douche bag.
你知道 如果你是我妻子... You know, if you were my wife...
我会每夜为你做足部按摩直到你睡着 I'd massage your feet every night until you fell asleep.
不错 Nice try.
他闷死她然后把她的脸按到猪食里？ He strangles her and puts her face in pig food?
混蛋 尸体上有身份证吗？ What an asshole. Got any I.D. on the corpse?
是的 "Jane Doe" 你认识她吗？ Yeah. "Jane Doe." Do you know her?
哦 我们正在处理 Oh, we're working on it.
这是员警的例行公事 It's called routine police work.
显然 她背上有一个卡通猴子印记 Apparently, she had a cartoon monkey tattooed on her back.
John Chimpo 有人告诉我 John Chimpo, I'm told.
那些卡车上的大麻... And those cannabis bags in our truck...
有同样的猴子印记 those stickers had the same monkey logo.
所以我们认为这之间有些关联 So we think there might be some kind of connection.
你是说一个卡通猴子把大麻带进我们的镇子？ Are you suggesting that a cartoon monkey is bringing drugs into our town?
- 看 我知道我们不喜欢对方 - 我喜欢你 - Look, I know we don't like each other. - I like you.
来吧！我来这里是寻求合作的 Come on! I'm looking for a little cooperation here.
John Chimpo John Chimpo.
Hanson 你能够收集 嗯 Johnny Chimpo... Hanson, could you round up, uh, Johnny Chimpo...
和 嗯 Jerry Giraffe 和 Arty the Alligator 并带他们进来 and, uh, Jerry Giraffe and Arty the Alligator and bring them in for a lineup.
- 谢谢 亲爱的 - 听上去他们很开心 - Thanks, sweetie. - Sounds like they're having fun.
那是你和一个州骑警出去所发生的事情 That's what happens when you start hanging out with a state trooper.
我们带给你开心 We show you the funny.
好的 我们到哪了？ Well, where were we?
嗯 你在尽力泡我而我拒绝了 Uh, you were laying your best rap on me and I was resisting.
但你开始考虑了 But you were starting to think about it.
- 我告诉你我不碰高速公路猪 - 宝贝 我是Sizzle Lean - I told you. I don't touch highway hog. - Baby, I'm Sizzle Lean.
我帮了你 Bruce 我帮的很好也很辛苦 I scratched your back, Bruce. I scratched it good and hard.
现在 要么帮我或者等着我用我的十号靴子踢你的屁股！ Now, either you scratch my back or you're gonna get my size ten boot up your ass!
绝望是恶臭的古隆香水 John Desperation is a stinky cologne, John.
让我们来看看 你在州花费清单里是一项可取消的专案 Let's see. You are an expendable line item on a state spending bill.
你的警局里充满了蹩脚员警 You have a station full of crappy cops.
我正远离拿到更多的预算 I am about this far away from having a bigger budget.
现在 你进来说... And now, you come in here talking about...
一个在某个醉酒女士乳头上的猴子纹身 好像那是一个该死的大麻阴谋 monkey tattoos on some drunk lady's tit like it's a goddamn drug conspiracy.
带上你的包 John 让我们来处理真正的员警工作 嗯？ Keep your bags packed, John. Let us handle the real police work, huh?
嗯 John 当你真的被关闭时 回来告诉我 Uh, John, when you do get shut down, you come back, talk to me.
我总是需要好的女仆的 I can always use a good meter maid.
让它转 Let it roll.
来抓我 Mac Come and get me, Mac.
- 回头见！ - 喔！喔！该死！ - See you later, sucker! - Ohh! Ohh! Fuck!
抓不到 兔子 Can't catch the Rabbit.
- 该死！ - 从车里出来！出来 人渣！ - Damn it! - Out of the car! Out of the car, scumbag!
好的 你好 Shirley Well, hello, Shirley.
来吧 Farva 伙计 自己人 自己人 Come on, Farva, man. Same team. Same team.
说起来好痛苦 Rook？ What's Thorny going to say, Rook?
老实说 Bobbi 我认为要发生了 Honestly, Bobbi. I think it's gonna happen.
我们不想离开 我们真的喜欢这个小镇 We don't want to leave. We really like this town.
我可能要被派到Brattleboro 那是一个很美的小镇 I'll probably just get sent down to Brattleboro. It's a nice town.
我不认为现在搬家对他有好处 I don't think it's a healthy time for him to move.
他在这里已经有了一群真正的好朋友 He's got a lot of real good friends here.
谁？那个口吃不清令人讨厌的家伙？ Who? That creepy kid with the lisp?
嗨 不要在床上跳了 Hey. Stop jumping on the bed.
看 我不想离开你一个人去 Look, I don't want to go without you.
- 那就留下来 - 当如果他们派我去 我不能留下来 - Then you should stay here. - But I can't if they transfer me.
嗨 不要在床上跳了 Hey, stop jumping on the bed.
耶 操他妈的 Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
嗨 亲爱的 已经半夜了吧？ Hey, honey, it's almost Mitternacht, huh?
嗯 我们真的该回监狱了 Uhh. We really should be getting back to the jail.
你不想我们变回南瓜吧 You don't want us turning into pumpkins.
Thorn 他们能再多待一会儿吗？ Thorn, can't they just stay a little longer?
好的 谁要胡子骑马？ All right. Who wants a mustache ride?
- 我要一个 我要一个！ - 我要！我要！我要！ - I want one. I want one! - I do! I do! I do!
- Spurbury 警局 - 哦 感谢主感谢主 太糟了 - Spurbury Police. - Oh, thank the Lord. Thank the Lord. It's terrible.
哦 有一个令人厌恶的反常的人 Oh, there's a disgusting pervert flashing people.
先生 请冷静 Ma'am, I need you to calm down.
我无法冷静！你冷静！欧 天啊！ I can't calm down! You calm down! Oh, my God!
- 先生 告诉我你在那里 - 他就在这幢大楼前... - Ma'am, tell me your location. - He's right in front of the building...
在323号 嗯 Karuna大街 on 323, uh, Karuna Street.
- 那是这里的地址 先生 - 哦 好的 那么 也许你可以看见他 - That's this address, ma'am. - Oh, well, then, maybe you can see him.
他就在大楼前面去看 我等着 He's right in front of the building. Go look. I'll hold.
你看见他了吗？哦 他是令人厌恶 Did you see him? Oh, he's disgusting.
- 他是的 先生 - 哦 我想他又要到窗边了 - He certainly is, ma'am. - Oh, I think he's going to the window again.
哦 人类！他是那么鼓起 他像一头驼鹿 Oh, the humanity! He's so bulgy. He's like a moose.
哦 不！我想他又要回来了 Oh, no! I think he's going back again.
停下 操你妈的！ Freeze, motherfucker!
哦 上帝！别开枪 我...我是裸体的 Oh, God! Please don't shoot me. I-I'm naked.
脱下外套 张开腿 Drop your coat and grab your toes.
- 什么？ - 我要告诉你野鹅要从哪里进去 - What? - I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes.
哦 这不会发生的 我...我...我是警官 Ursula 帮帮我！ Oh, this isn't happening. I-I-I'm a police officer. Ursula, help!
宝贝 我要在你的面包上涂上黄油 Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.
你们警局没有这个？ You don't have these at your station?
我不期望你有干净的内衣可以借给我？ I don't suppose you got a pair of fresh underwear I could borrow?
我不清楚你是否能穿我的内裤 I'm not sure you could fit into my panties.
你知道 你不能告诉任何人 You know, you can't tell anybody about this.
我已经把你告诉我妈妈了 I already told my mom about you.
- 该死！ - 宝贝 你压到我了 - Shit! - Baby, you rocked me.
哇！这是什么？ Wow! What is this?
- 兔子 你离开了大路！ - 得到了好结果 队长 - 闭嘴 Farva！ - Rabbit, you're off the road! - It's a good move, Cap. - Shut up, Farva!
兔子 你守着无线电 Farva 你和Thorny巡逻 Rabbit, you're on radio. Farva, you're ridin' with Thorny.
- 等一会儿... - 你希望我怎么处理这件事？ - Wait a minute-- - What do you want me to do about it?
我的手被绑住了！在员警频道里到处都是！ My hands are tied! It's all over the police band!
兔子 你不能找个好点的时间吗！ Rabbit, you couldn't have picked a worst time!
今天我得到一个Q-17请求表 I got a Q-17 request form today.
我们必须清点我们的装备 We have to inventory our equipment.
这意味着我们的球离锯子就这么近 Which means our balls are this close to the band saw.
你准备卖什么 Mac 热狗？ What are you sellin', Mac, hot dogs?
- 有一个新的公告牌 - Casino le Fantastique？ - There's a new billboard. - Casino le Fantastique?
让我猜 Let me guess.
你刚吊死了市长的妻子并烧了市政大厅 You just humped the mayor's wife and burnt down City Hall.
我会为你做更好的 队长 I'll do you one better, Captain.
我去了本地警局 干我自己的事 So I'm walkin' down by the local police station, minding my own business.
但那里有些好玩的东西 But there's something funny in the air.
我觉得我已经进入那个温尼贝戈人了 I feel like I just gotta get into that Winnebago.
- 当我撬开门 我做了一个快速侦察 - 狗屁 - So after I jimmy the door, I do a quick recon. - Bullshit.
我发现那张床有些不对劲 I can see there's something not right about that bed.
- 所以我打破它 - 狗屁 - So I busted it in. - Bullshit.
而那里有十个巨大的旅行包装着这些 And just sittin' there were ten huge duffel bags of these mothers.
让我直截了当的说 你进入充公物品存放所 除去围栏... Let me get this straight. You went into the impound, scaled the fence...
进入那个温尼贝戈人 然后打烂那张床 都是因为一个预感？ broke into the Winnebago and smashed the bed, all on a hunch?
当我的大便变成紫色而且闻上去像彩色的冰冻果子冻时我就相信 I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
什么？你认为我在种草吗？ What? Do you think I just grew this weed?
你怎么会去看床下面？ How could you know to look underneath the bed?
那一定是我的第六... 或第七灵感 It must have been my sixth-- or even my seventh sense.
你知道 兔子 一个好的员警并不真的知道他为什么要做一些事情 You know, Rabbit, a good cop doesn't really know why he does anything.
- 不要理它 兔子 - 你没有想起来要打电话给你的搭档？ - Disregard that, Rabbit. - And you didn't even think to call in your partner?
所以这些本地家伙有上百把钥匙到千叶 但是他们不知道？ So these local mothers have got a hundred keys of chiba and don't know it?
没有线索 都藏好了 Not a clue. It's totally hidden.
而Grady正像热锅上的蚂蚁一样团团转 好的 现在我们有机会了 And Grady's walkin' around like he's hot soup. All right, we got a chance here.
但我们必须在他们之前打中他们 But we got to beat these guys to the punch.
Mac 你和Foster检查卡车站... Mac, you and Foster check out the truck stops...
找出一切关于Galikanokus和Bunty肥皂的事 and find out what you can about Galikanokus and Bunty Soap.
我要和Grady谈谈再玩一场棒球 Thorny 我要强硬些 I'll talk to Grady and play a little hardball. Thorny, I'm takin' a hard line.
你要向我保证没有胡说 You got to promise me no more bullshit.
队长 你知道我很镇静 当我不能保证这些白人恶棍 Cap, you know I'm cool, but I can take no responsibility for these white devils.
好吧 你必须 Well, you're gonna have to.
现在 Rodney 我们有很大的压力 Now, Rodney, we're under a lot of pressure here.
记住我们所讨论的 如果发生了什么事... Remember what we talked about. If anything happens...
数到十 深呼吸 count to ten, take some deep breaths.
十次深呼吸 明白了 队长 Ten deep breaths. I got it, Cap.
Foster 你值班 Foster, you're on duty.
相信我 船长 我们会让你骄傲的 Trust me, skipper, we'll make you proud.
你是杰出的人才 You are awesome.
- 你是难以置信的 - 你是极好的员警 继续 - You are incredible. You are a fantastic cop. - Keep goin'.
嗯 某人说 我想是O'Hagan说的 嗯... Uh, and then somebody said, I think it was O'Hagan, said, um...
- "Foster 你应该得到提升" - 嗯 我想你得到了一颗星 - "Foster, you deserve a promotion." - Hmm. I think you get a star.
嗯 Foster？等等 我不知道这能行吗 Mm. Foster? Wait. I don't know if this is gonna work.
- 方向盘弄痛我的屁股了 - 哦 好的 - This steering wheel is jabbing my ass. - Oh, right.
哦！好的 Ow! Okay.
在纽约城 一个家伙可以付十美元看两个员警在笼子里做爱 In New York City, a guy could pay ten bucks to watch two cops have sex in a cage.
是吗？ Yeah?
哦 Oh.
- Foster？ - 是的？ - Foster? - Yeah?
在我们的巡逻车里 你必须离开后座 In our cruisers, somebody has to let you out of the back seat.
哦 他妈的！ Oh, fuck it!
对你来说我们是两个全世界最愚蠢的人吗？ Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?
那是你对我们无礼的原因吗？ Is that why you choose to treat us with such disrespect?
看 我所说的 伙计 只是交换搭档 那会很开心的 Look, all I'm sayin', man, is switch partners. It'll be fun.
- 我不这样认为 - 得了 交往一下 - I don't think so. - Come on, mix it up a bit.
嗯 别乱来 Mm, no fuckin' way.
得啦 Mac 你经常说Foster闻上去多好玩 Come on, Mac, you know you're always sayin' how funny Foster smells.
- 哦 当心Thorny 心理学硕士 - 我真的有味道吗？ - Oh, look out for Thorny, master of psychology. - Do I really smell?
好吧 混蛋们 别再说我了 All right, assholes, quit talkin' about me.
行动 Ramathorn让我们抓些尾巴 Lock and load, Ramathorn. Let's kick some tail.
- 我们没有谈论你 你这个大笨蛋 - 胡说 - We weren't talkin' about you, you big idiot. - Bullshit.
- 卡车站 嗯？ - 是的 - Truck stop, huh? - We gotta do it.
但是队长没说要去巡逻 But the captain didn't say anything about going undercover.
你认为当他们知道我们是员警时 他们会告诉我们任何事情吗？ Do you think they're gonna tell us anything if they know we're cops?
干活吧 伙计！看 你他妈的是个超级员警你应该知道的 Get a job, man! Look, you're fuckin' super cop. You should know this.
- 我是超级的 - 而且 我们不能开自己的车... - I am super. - Plus, we can't take our car...
直到他们更换了 无论什么原因 你昨晚拆下来的门板 until they replace the door you, for no reason whatsoever, removed last night.
我告诉过你了 是那些小孩用扳手撬的 I told you it was those kids with the wrenches.
啊 是的 那些拆下你的门板小流氓真有种... Ah, yes, those ballsy little punks who took your car door off...
当时你正坐在这该死的车里 while you were sittin' in the damn thing.
我已经告诉你了 当时我睡得很死 I told you I was in a very deep sleep.
是的 你想把这个告诉O'Hagan？也许今天我们可以借他的车用 Yeah. You wanna tell that to O'Hagan? Maybe we can borrow his car today.
你知道怎么开这家伙吗？ Do you even know how to drive this thing?
狗屁！这该死的东西！ Shit! This rig sucks!
啊！ Aha!
嗯 谁知道它是一根操作杆？ Uh, who knew it was a stick?
要不然我们 嗯 抛出一些威而刚... How about we, uh, pop a couple of Viagra...
然后给狂怒的巨大的蠢货开罚单？ and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners?
只有你 Farva 可以让一个黑人脸红 Only you, Farva, can make a dark man blush.
- 而且 不 我们不准备这样做 - 啊 该死 - And, no, we're not doin' it. - Ah, hell.
- 嗨 我给我们的车取了一个好名字 - 哦 是吗？ - Hey, I came up with a great name for our car. - Oh, yeah?
听着你是Arcot Ramathorn...Ram... Get this. You're Arcot Ramathorn--Ram--
我是Rod Farva...Rod 就叫Ramrod and I'm Rod Farva--Rod; car Ramrod.
警车Ramrod 听到了吗？ Car Ramrod. You get it?
是的 听到了 Yeah, I got it.
- 兔子 我看见一辆Plymouth Voyager... - 说 "Car Ramrod" - Rabbit, I got a Plymouth Voyager... - Say "Car Ramrod."
- 说 "Car Ramrod" - Vermont牌照...等一下 - Say "Car Ramrod." - Vermont plates--Hold on.
Vermont牌照...Alpha... Vermont plates--Alpha...
God-Mustard-One-Niner-Decade-China God-Mustard-One-Niner-Decade-China.
查一下 明白 23 Check it. Roger, 23.
- 你没说 我写在纸上了 - 哦 我忘了 - You didn't say it. I wrote it on the paper. - Oh, I forgot.
- 哦 是的 - 得了 Ramathorn 我们在玩什么游戏？ - Oh, yeah. - Come on, Ramathorn, what game are we playin'?
- 什么？没有游戏 - 别逗了 - What? No games. - Don't bullshit me.
让我们玩一个吧 我一直有听见 你知道 Mac and Foster... Let's play one of those games I keep hearin' about. You know, Mac and Foster...
妈的 你知道 就是"谁可以说"pussy"这个词最多次" did that thing, you know, with the "who can say pussy the most."
你知道 实际上 Mac打赌Foster不能 You know, actually, Mac bet Foster he couldn't say "meow" ten times.
对司机说"meow"十次 To the driver.
- 我明白那听上去不像我说的那么好笑... - 谁能说"meow"最多次？ - I realize that doesn't sound funny as I described-- - Who can say "meow" the most?
你们这帮家伙真疯狂 You guys are real crazy.
嗨 看看这些家伙！ Hey, look out for these guys!
该死 我可以说"meow" 我可以说"moo" Hell, I can say "meow." I can say "moo."
为了20块 我会叫他chicken-fucker For 20 bucks, I'll call the guy a chicken-fucker.
冷静 Rod 冷静 Rod 冷静 Rod 冷静 Rod Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod. Easy, Rod.
驾照和注册证... chicken-fucker！Brawwk！ License and registration... chicken-fucker! Brawwk!
- Bruce？John O'Hagan - John！ - Bruce? John O'Hagan. - John!
很高兴你来电话 听着 我拘留了狒狒Bobby... I'm glad you called. Listen. I have Bobby the Baboon in lockup...
他说为了20个香蕉他愿意提供新证据... and he says that for twenty bananas he'll provide evidence...
Johnny Chimpo是卡通电视网妓院拉皮条的 Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse.
听着 我做了一些调查工作 关于你的谋杀案我们找到了一些新证据 Look, I'm done dickin' around. We got new evidence on your murder.
谁？Galikanokus？你知道他在哪里？ Who? Galikanokus? You know where he is?
不 我们不知道他在哪里 但是... No, we don't know where he is, but--
那么我看你并不能帮我 那么 Then I don't see how you can possibly help us, then.
好吧 这时我最后一次提议 Okay. This is my last offer.
要么让我们介入你的调查... Either you let us in on this investigation...
要么我要亲自为难你 or I'm gonna embarrass you personally.
哦 怎么为难？ Oh, how embarrassed?
比如 在梦里裸体？ Like, naked in a dream embarrassed?
不 不 为难你就像回到77年 当你被抓到和表妹做爱时一样 No, no. Embarrassed like back in '77, when you got caught fuckin' your cousin embarrassed.
她不是我表妹 She's not my cousin.
欢迎光临Dimpus 要些什么？ Welcome to Dimpus. Can I take your order?
给我一份 嗯 双份培根的干酪汉堡 Give me a, uh, double bacon cheeseburger.
双份培根的干酪汉堡 给员警的 Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
- 明白 - 那是什么意思？ - Roger. - What the hell's that all about?
- 他现在要在里面吐痰吗？ - 不 我只是告诉他要做得好一点 - He gonna spit in it now? - No, I was just tellin' him that so he makes it good.
不要在那个员警的汉堡里吐痰 Don't spit in that cop's burger.
- 是的 谢谢 - 明白 不吐 - Yeah. Thanks. - Roger. Hold the spit.
给我一个 嗯 派 苹果派 Give me a, uh, pie. Apple.
你要我不吐吗？ Do you want me to hold the spit?
开玩笑 警官...Farva Just kidding, Officer...Farva.
所以 你是否要一个25美分的"Dimpisize"？ So, do you want to "Dimpisize" your meal for a quarter more?
要我免费"punchisize"你的脸？ Want me to "punchisize" your face for free?
一些男性特征？我是他的爸爸 停下所有的转移事务 Some male figure? I'm his dad. And stop with the whole transfer thing.
哦 天啊 Oh, Christ.
你知道吗？我得走了我们晚些时候再谈 好吗？ You know what? I gotta go. Let's talk about this later, okay?
好的 再见 Okay. Bye.
- 别顶嘴 - 只是25美分 看看你能得到多少 - Now don't give me any lip. - It's just a quarter, and look how much more you get.
- 我说了不！ - 只是25美分 - I said no! - It's just 25 cents.
- 嗨 听着 伙计他不想要 - 我可以处理 Ramathorn - Hey, listen, guy. He doesn't want it. - I can handle this, Ramathorn.
- 我不想要！ - 好的 嗯 饮料？ - I don't want it! - Right. Uh, beverage?
给我 嗯 一公升可乐 Gimme a, uh, liter of cola.
- 一什么？ - 一公升可乐！ - A what? - A liter of cola!
"Leederacola" 我们有leederacola？ "Leederacola." Do we make leederacola?
要一大杯好吗 Farva？ Will you just order a large, Farva?
我不要一大杯Farva 我要该死的一公升可乐！ I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter of cola!
- 我不知道那是什么！ - 公升是法语... - I don't know what that is! - Liter is French...
意思是 "在我打破你两张嘴皮子前给我些可乐" for"give me some fuckin' cola before I break both fuckin' lips."
好的 好的 放松！ All right, all right. Relax!
- 那看上去吐了痰？ - 是的 - That look like spit to you? - Yeah.
啊 他妈的 Ah, fuck it.
嗯 我感觉又像一个真正的员警了 Mm. I feel like a real cop again.
好的 我不想习惯它 因为你知道不会长久的 Well, I wouldn't get used to it, 'cause you know it's not gonna last.
- 胡说 我哪也不会去 - 好吧 伙计 - Bullshit. I'm not goin' anywhere. - All right, buddy.
总之我们就要关门了 We're about to get shut down anyway.
哦 是吗？那有很多"Dimp" Oh, yeah? That's a lot of"Dimp."
- 如果你被调职了怎么办？ - 不知道 - What do you do if you get transferred? - I don't know.
Bobbi不想离开 而且... Bobbi doesn't want to leave, and...
我也不想离开她和Arlo 所以... I don't want to leave her and Arlo, so--
是的 我不知道我该怎么办 Yeah, I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do.
谁在胡扯？无论如何我要赢一千万美元 好吗？ Who gives a shit? I'm about to win ten million bucks anyway, right?
是吗？你会用那一千万干什么？ Are ya? What are you going to do with that ten million bucks?
别说"买下Cleveland骑士" And you can't say, "Buy the Cleveland Cavaliers."
- 我要买一辆一千万美元的车子 - 啊 不错的投资 - I'd buy a ten-million-dollar car. - Ah, good investment.
- 我会把你拖到路边的 - 胡说 你抓不到我的 - But I'd pull you over. - Bullshit. You could never catch me.
- 哦 我抓不到你？ - 如果你抓 我就启动翅膀飞走 - Oh, I could never catch you? - If you did, I'd activate my car's wings, and fly away.
我有一个好预感 I got a good feelin' about this.
他妈的 你这个汉堡流氓！ Damn it, you burger punk!
狗娘养的！ You son of a bitch!
啊！ Aah!
是的 汉堡男孩！ Yeah, Burger Boy!
好 好 好 All right, all right, all right.
住手 伙计们 停下 Cut it out, you guys. Knock it off.
出去你们全部 Clear out of here. All of you.
对于除虱我很抱歉 Rod I'm sorry about the delousing, Rod.
标准程式 Standard procedure.
- 那是糖粉 - 虱子讨厌糖 - It's powdered sugar. - The lice hate the sugar.
- 听着 Rod... - 很好吃 - Listen, Rod-- - It's delicious.
嗯 好的 好的 Uh, good. Good.
说说看 Rod 关门后你准备做什么？ Say, Rod, what are your plans after the shutdown?
我们不会关门 Grady 我们是毒品卫士 We're not gettin' shut down, Grady. We're drug busters.
也许他们是毒品卫士 但你是调度 Maybe they're drug busters, but you're dispatch.
- 嗯 我现在回到路上了 - 直到这件小意外 - Nuh-uh. I'm back on the road, now. - Until this little incident.
听着 Rod Listen, Rod.
整件谋杀案 我们很努力想破案... This whole murder thing, we've been tryin' real hard to break it open...
但是O'Hagan不想在证据上合作 but O'Hagan just will not cooperate with the evidence.
现在我已经亲自告诉主管了 Now I've spoken to the governor myself.
她很快就要关闭你们的警局了 很快就会发生 She is gonna shut your station down, son. It's gonna happen.
现在 我会有更多的预算 然后我可以聘用... Now, I'm gonna have a bigger budget then, and I could really use...
一个好的本地员警 比如你 a good local officer like yourself.
- 我可以走了吗？ - 你可以有你自己的车 - Could I go now? - You could have your own car.
办令人激动的案子 嗨 我们甚至可以一起追捕毒品贩子 Work on exciting cases. Hey, we could even chase drug dealers together.
现在 这件事是 Rod... Now, the thing is, Rod...
我真的需要知道你那边的调查情况 I really need to know about your side of the investigation.
O'Hagan做了各种威胁 而且... O'Hagan's making all kinds of threats, and--
我们可以做个交易吗？ Can we make a deal?
我只干高速公路 I'm all highway.
让他走 Let him loose.
对不起 老兄 Sorry about that, bro.
嗨 查理的天使 Hey, Charlie's Angel.
- 怎么样？ - 伙计们 - What's up? - Guys.
嗨 Hey.
好的 我们有大概 嗯 20个台灯 Well, we got about, uh, twenty desk lamps.
- Farva精神分裂了 - 不错 - Farva went schizoid. - That's good.
- 秘密调查的如何？ - 嗯 不太好 - How did the undercover thing go? - Well, not so good.
- 这家伙不会开半手排 - 是的 - Turns out, this guy can't drive a semi. - Yeah.
你们看那些Johnny Chimpo了吗？ You guys watch that Johnny Chimpo thing?
- 很好玩 但那里没什么 - 嗯 也许你们错过了什么 - Funny, but nothin' there. - Mm. Maybe you missed something.
嗯 相信我 bro 那里什么也没有 Mm, trust me, bro. There's nothing there.
也许我们应该再看一看 Maybe we should take another look.
- 就这样 你离开公路 永远 - 长官 别这样 - That's it, you're off the road. Never again. - Sir, no.
- 这不是我的错 - 也不是一辆该死的校车 - It was not my fault. - Neither was the goddamn school bus.
你知道 从前我们会把你带出去然后痛揍你 You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you.
- 现在你有了工会 - 我不是工会成员 - Now you got your goddamn unions. - I'm not a pro-union guy.
- 现在你被禁止去Dimpus汉堡 - 该死！ - And you're banned from Dimpus Burger. - Damn it!
拿上橡皮手套 从现在起 你是我的清洁女工了 Get some rubber gloves. From now on, you're my cleaning lady.
滚吧！ Beat it!
好吧 管家对Johannes Chimpo说... Well, the butler is basically saying to Johannes Chimpo...
"不要让伟大的撒旦用西方文化诱惑你 "Don't let the Great Satan tempt you with the Western culture.
你必须保持对塔利班的忠诚" You must remain true to the Taliban warlord."
好建议 Cool beans.
所以 嗯 Galikanokus 不是管家？ So, um, Galikanokus is not the butler?
好的 也许 但这是 嗯 很有才华的 真的 Well, possibly. But this is, uh, quite brilliant, really.
那么 队长 你认为这和走私犯有关系吗？ And so, Captain, you think there might be some connection with the smugglers?
兔子 把这个笨蛋带出去 Rabbit, get this meatball out of here.
明白 队长 来吧 笨蛋 You got it, Captain. Come on, meatball.
我们也许应该这样做 We should probably do that.
回到你牢里的漂亮老婆的身边去 嗯？ Back in the cage with your beautiful wife, huh?
- 你们在称重站发现什么了吗？ - 我们的警车重16,000公斤 - What did you find out at the weigh station? - My cruiser weighs 16,000 kg.
我刚和预算委员会的Tom McCardle通完电话 I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle from the budget committee.
- Farva的事情让我们困住了 - 什么？ - This thing with Farva screwed our pooch. - What?
他们不能忍受我们介入那个该死的火星人 They can't lump us in with that fuckin' Martian.
- 我们在一条船上 - 但我们的诡计是好笑的 - We're all in the same boat. - But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
是的 他的诡计是可悲的 Yeah. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
- 那让他们不再是诡计 真的 - 可悲的诡计 - Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really. - Evil shenanigans.
我向上帝发誓 我要毙了下一个说"诡计"的家伙 I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says, "shenanigans."
嗨 Farva！ Hey, Farva!
你最喜欢的墙上有大便的旅馆是哪家... What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls...
- 还有义大利白干酪棒？ - 你是说诡计？ - and the mozzarella sticks? - You mean Shenanigans?
- 不！哦！ - 你们在说诡计 是吗？ - No! Oh! - You're talking about Shenanigans, right?
住口！ Put those away!
- 嘿 兔子 - 是的 我知道 "你变漂亮了 大的棕色嘴唇" - Hey, Rabbit. - Yeah, I know. "You got beautiful, big brown lips."
是的 是的 是的 是的 是的 是的 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
继续乐吧 伙计们 继续乐吧 Have your fun, boys. Have your fun.
因为我要去找份新工作了 'Cause I'm gonna start looking for for a new job.
嗨！Urs！哈！ Hey! Urs! Ha!
- 嗨 - 嗨 对不起我来迟了 - Hi. - Hi. Sorry I'm late.
市长今天来了 The mayor came down today.
啊 摩托车骑士！我是个白痴 Ah, biker! I'm an idiot.
小伙 你就朝你的脚上不停的射吧 Boy, you guys just keep shooting yourselves in the foot.
- 听说你见过法尔瓦裸体 - 是的 很难错过的 - Heard you got to see Farva naked. - Yeah, it was hard to miss.
嗯 葛瑞德认为他已经搞定你们了 So, Grady thinks he's got you guys by the balls.
是啊 你对遥远的关系 有什么感觉？ Yeah. How do you feel about long-distance relationships?
觉得我要开始寄给Deer Lick Think I'm getting sent to Deer Lick.
啊 我已经想过这个问题了 Well, I've been thinking about this.
我想 我应该拿个主意 I think I might have an idea.
地方官为了那件大事星期六到镇上来 是不是？ The governor comes to town on Saturday for that big thing, right?
她将会发表一个关于毒品和法律实行的盛大的演讲... She's gonna make a big speech about drugs and law enforcement...
- 那全部是因为你的胸 - 她要把这儿关掉 - and all of that because of your bust. - She's gonna shut us down.
不会的！如果你多给她一点就不会了 No! Not if you give her more.
把冰箱从温尼贝戈人那里拿回来 在聚会的时候送给她 Get the reefer out of the Winnebago and give it to her during the party.
- 大大的展示一番 - 还有那里的媒体 她会因此而喜欢我们的 - Make a big show of it. - With all that media there, she would love us for it.
- 没用她还是会关掉 - 冰箱已经被锁在温尼贝戈人那里... - No way she'll shut you down. - That reefer's locked in the Winnebago...
被扣押住 并有几个混蛋守着 which is locked in your impound, which is guarded by assholes.
好了 这是我想要的 All right. Here's what I'll need.
五个滑雪面罩 烟雾弹...最好的... Five ski masks, a case of smoke bombs--the good ones--
- 还有香蕉皮 很多的... - Foster？ - and banana peels, lots of banana-- - Foster?
- 我就只帮你进去好吗？ - 你会为我那样做？ - How about if I just help you get in? - You would do that for me?
是啊 他妈的 我们一起搞定 Yeah. What the hell. We'll work together.
就像Cagney和Lacey Like Cagney and Lacey.
是啊 嗯 Cagney和Lacey是女人 Yeah. Well, Cagney and Lacey were women.
- 但是... - 我会成为Lacey的 - But-- - I could be Lacey.
麦......克！ Mac-o!
- 那就是了 哈哈？ - CCS Rockman防弹是最好的！ - So that's it, huh? - C.C.S. Rockman Bulletproofing is the tops!
和制造高射炮夹克的小伙是同一个 Same guys who make our flak jackets.
现在 兔子 一个优秀的员警会怎么做... Now, Rabbit, a good cop does what...
当他使用装备之前？ before using his equipment in the field?
- 嗯 他们试一试？ - 他们试一试 没错 - Uh, they test it? - They test it. Exactly.
今天射击怎么样 Thorn？ How are you shootin' today, Thorn?
- 死了整个早上 - 那个小家伙如何？ - Dead on all morning. - How about that little fella?
哦 那个小家伙？我不担心那个小家伙 Oh, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.
对我来说够好了 现在 你是我的人了 Good enough for me. You're my man, now.
我不懂 我们怎么进没收室啊？ I don't get it. How are we going to get into the local impound?
那儿会有员警的 There are gonna be cops there.
哇......呼！ Wa-hoo!
多数的员警也许已经到宴会了 Most of the local cops will probably already be at the banquet.
他们会离开 就像车站里那一两个哑巴 They'll leave, like, one or two of the dumbest guys at the station.
- 你觉得呢 Mac？ - 他妈的好极了！ - How are you feelin' there, Mac? - Good enough to fuck your mother!
那么 我们所要做的 就是搞定离开那里的人 So, what we have to do is distract whoever they leave there.
嘿 Mac！你那套万圣节的服装还在不在？ Hey, Mac! You still have that Halloween costume?
喔 该死 好 你没有扔掉... Oh, hell, yeah. You don't throw out--
哇...呜...呜！ Wa-hoo-hoo!
该死 那套衣服不错！ Damn, that's good!
那么 如果我们有十分钟的时间 你和我可以潜入到检查站里去... So, if we can get ten minutes, you and I can get into the impound...
拿那件上衣来 在她离开之前拿给市长？ get the reefer, and get it to the governor before she leaves?
- 很好而且很简单 - 我喜欢它 - Nice and easy. - I like it.
- 你穿上 - 我？ - You're up. - Me?
- 现在 别穿它 - 有害处吗？ - Now, don't get puke on it. - Does it hurt?
你会觉得有点紧的 You're gonna feel a little pinch.
看起来不错 兔子！现在别动！ Lookin' good, Rabbit! Now don't move!
- 坚持住 伙计 - 嘿 帽子！ - Hang on, buddy. - Hey, Cap!
- 嘿 长官 - 防弹杯 哈？ - Hey, Captain. - Bulletproof cup, huh?
我发明了这东西 兔子 I invented this gag, Rabbit.
- 只在我的任期内 新手才会这样... - 唔 唔 唔！ - Only in my day, the rookie got naked. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
我们都用空包弹 And we also used blanks.
你们这群他妈的有病 Mac You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.
- 谢谢 长官 好 Thorny - 为什么你把我叫到这里来？ - Thanks, Chief. - All right, Thorny. Why'd you call me up here?
知道你还在为了我们而和预算委员会而努力很高兴 市长 Good to know you're still battin' for us with the budget committee, Mayor.
哦 我不想泼冷水 约翰 但看起来是不怎么好 Well, I don't want to mince words, John, but it doesn't look too good.
对没经过训练的人来说却未必 Maybe not to the untrained eye.
但如果我是一个爱赌的人 我会把钱押在我们今晚可以改变市长的想法上 But if I was a bettin' man, I'd put money on us changin' the governor's mind tonight.
那么你想要穿上你的“吻臀牌”靴子 并且立即开出发 Well, you might want to strap on your ass-kissing boots and start right now.
- 我想他是你的唯一希望了 - 你好 - I think she's your only hope. - Hello.
这些又是什么啊？保护动物协会？ What is this thing again? Humane Society?
- 啊 和毒品相关的 - 可卡因？ - Uh, it's a drug bust. - Cocaine?
- 你好 - 啊 大麻 - Hello. - Uh, marijuana.
- 那么我们为什么在这里？ - 哦 我想我们被保护的很好 市长先生 - Then why are we here? - Oh, I think we're pretty well covered, Mr. Mayor.
我想她做了很多的决定 I think she's got a lot of decisions to make.
- 我不嫉妒她 - 噢 我嫉妒 - I don't envy her. - Oh, I do.
我会很幸运的在她的年纪获得和她一样的身份 I'll be lucky to have a figure like that when I'm her age.
是啊 那是个不错的地位 Yeah. That's a good one.
- 我们要把某人送下去 别担心 好了 - 谢谢 你这个赌鬼 - We're sending someone down, don't worry. Okay. - Thanks. You bet.
- 不行 不行 不行 我们要带枪 - 我们到了 我们到了 - No, no, no, no. We'll bring the guns. - We're on it. We're on it.
我搞到了 行了 那就像20个电话 We got it. All right, that's like twenty calls.
我会告诉你的 我会下去到那里检查的 I'll tell you what. I'll go down there and check it out.
- 那我呢？ - 伯顿 那谁待在这儿？ - What about me? - Burton, somebody's got to stay here.
好吧 妈的 All right, fuck it.
狗屁！ Shit!
可能这就是钥匙 Maybe this is the key.
我得意思是 不进攻... 但是... I mean, no offense, bro, but...
你什么时候当员警的？ when did you become a cop?
别拿 Ramathorn 别拿 None taken, Ramathorn. None taken.
- 真的啊 你怎么知道要是在那里啊？ - 绅士从来就不问 - Really. How'd you know the key was there? - A gentleman never asks.
淑女从来不回答 知道兔子怎么做的吗？ A lady never tells. Wonder how Rabbit's doin'?
噢！耶！ Oh, yeah!
- 耶！耶！ - 你说那个看起来像什么？ - Yeah! Yeah! - What does that look like to you?
是熊啊... Is the bear--
- 是那个家伙... - 噢！耶！耶！ - Is the guy-- - Oh, yeah. Yeah!
看起来像另一个监狱游戏 Seems more of a game warden thing to me.
- 啊 那时不合法的 伯顿 我知道！ - 唔 噢！ - Well, it's illegal, Burton. I know that! - Whoo! Oh!
噢 狗屎看谁在这儿 Oh, shit. Look who's here.
- 我想你说过他不会做的 - 我努力过了 - I thought you said he wasn't gonna make it. - I tried.
- 见到你很高兴 罗德里 - 嘿 你在干吗 小流氓？ - Glad to see you, Rodney. - Hey, how are you doin', Rowdy?
- 你认为我在做什么？开吧 不是吗？ - 嗯...嗯 - How you think I'm doin'? Open bar, ain't it? - Mm-hmm.
- 记得你说过Bowl-a-rama - 是啊 我试过打电话给你的 但是 嗯... - Thought you said Bowl-a-rama. - Yeah, I tried to call you, but, um--
是的 不错！ Yeah, right!
- 给我六个Schlitzes - 没有Schlitz - Give me six Schlitzes. - No Schlitz.
- 不过怎样免费 - 放松些 罗德 - Whatever's free. - Take it easy, Rod.
打开 花花公子！ Open bar, dude!
喂 到这儿来 你还好吧？ Hello down there. Are you okay?
对不起 Excuse me.
- 吧...吧 笨蛋！ - 耶！耶！ - Bear--Bear-fucker! - Yeah! Yeah!
- 你要帮手吗？ - 噢！噢！噢 是的 - Do you need assistance? - Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah.
好的 Okay.
我们干吧 Let's do this.
嘿 嘿 喔！喔！ Hey, hey, whoa! Whoa!
汀伯市长 我只是想要你知道... Mayor Timber, yeah. So I just wanted to let you know...
政府官员要早一点离开 that the governor's gonna have to leave early.
为了一个紧急基金筹集 所以... For an emergency fund-raiser. So--
喔 她5分钟内要发表讲话 Aw, she's gonna speak in about five minutes.
那到时我们要压缩一下时间了 And then we're gonna have to zip on out of here.
- 啊 谢谢长官 - 我来查查这些家伙 - Well, thanks for the heads-up. - I'll go check on those guys.
麦克 进攻！想压一压吗？ Mac-Attack! Wanna go punch for punch?
好家伙！我没有指定 Good one! I did not specify.
不向狗屎说狗屎 穿蓝色的女士 过来 Never shit a shitter. Lady in blue, comin' through.
Ramathorn Ramathorn.
什么？我不知道 两分钟？ What? I don't know. Two minutes?
* 耶 耶 * * Yeah, yeah *
* 喔 我买了张票 来乘坐这个火箭 * * Well, I got a ticket to ride this rocket *
* 呼 16盎司在我的后袋 * * Whoo, sixteen ounces in my back pocket *
* 喔 来吧 家伙 难到你不尝尝 * * Well, come on, baby, won't you take a little taste *
* 因为我们要到另一个空间 * * 'Cause we're about to get on into outer space *
* 我买了张票来乘坐这个火箭 * * I got a ticket to ride on that rocket *
你没开玩笑 是有很多私酒！ You weren't kiddin'. That's a lot of hooch!
* 喔...耶...喔 * * Whoo-hoo Yeah, hoo-hoo *
大狗屎 葛瑞德在上面干什么？ Holy shit. What's Grady doin' up there?
...当然 你的警察局长Bruce Grady... ...and of course, your own local police chief, Bruce Grady...
在我们州的毒品战中又作出了另一个惊讶的突破... has made yet another astonishing breakthrough...
在我们州内的毒品战争中 in our state's War on Drugs.
做的很不错 That's fine police work.
非常感谢你 真正的荣誉... Thank you very much. The real credit...
给予我熟练的警官 他们在温尼贝戈地区发现了大麻 goes to my skilled officers, who uncovered the marijuana in that Winnebago.
还有 我们证实在温尼贝戈死的女人... And, uh, we have identified the dead woman from that Winnebago...
是一个女毒枭 名叫露西加菲尔德 来自于肯塔基州路易(斯)维尔 as a drug "queenpin" from Louisville, Kentucky-- Lucy Garfield.
或者 我们以她的身份叫她 "路易(斯)维尔走私犯" Or, as we like to call her down at the station, "The Louisville Smuggler."
将不在会有转移的大麻... There will be no more running of marijuana...
在我的眼皮子下溜走 through Spurbury on my watch.
你们可以那样指望了 You can count on that.
法尔瓦的第一！法尔瓦的第一！ Farva's number one! Farva's number one!
嘿！你告诉了葛德瑞我们的私藏？那是我们的私藏！ Hey! You showed Grady our secret stash? That was our stash!
- 我没有告诉葛德瑞我们的私藏！ - 那些袋装的草... - I did not show Grady the stash! - Those bags of grass...
- 我们因该彼此信任 - Foster... - represented a-a bond of trust between us. - Foster--
- Foster 我不知道... - 你选上我就是因为你能控制我啊？ - Foster, I had no idea-- - Did you pick me because you could manipulate me?
不是！你怎么能那样说哪？ No! How could you even say that?
- 因为你把我的心当厕所！ - 我把你的心当什么？ - Because you crapped on my heart! - I what on your heart?
你从这个之中的到了什么？是葛瑞德将你推上路的？ What are you gettin' out of this? Is Grady puttin' you on the road?
不 还是你... 你也跟他上床了？ No, a-are you-- You're screwing him too.
- 妈的 - 哦！ - Asshole. - Aah!
Ursula... Ursula--
- 噢 麦克 - 什么事情？ - Oh, Mac. - What the fuck?
妈的叛徒！ Fuckin' traitor!
嘿 麦克！有用吗？有用吗？ Hey, Mac! Did it work? Did it work?
你曾经怀疑过她吗？ Was there ever a moment when you suspected her?
- 没 为什么要？- 确实 - No, why would I? - Exactly.
你他妈的爽的时候怎么不用用脑子？ Why use your head when you can be getting some cop-on-cop fucky-sucky?
哦 你有没有告诉她什么？ Well, did you tell her anything?
两个员警上床 你想他们到底会说什么？ Two cops sleeping together. What the hell do you think they talked about?
我不知道 做爱？换位置和地点？ I don't know. Doin' it? Positions and stuff?
噢 闭嘴 你们这些家伙甚至还不认识她 Oh, shut up. You guys don't even know her.
- 从你的脑袋 鸡巴上认识的 她不是在上面吗 - 去你妈的 麦克！ - Get it through your head, fish dick. She was in on it. - Fuck you, Mac!
行了 行了 打架改变不了什么 All right, all right. Fighting's not gonna change anything.
Foster 她玩你玩的不错 还叫蜜罐 你因该多认识她一些 Foster, she played you good. It's called the honey pot. You should have known better.
啊 我猜他们无论如何 会把我们关闭 Well, I guess they're gonna shut us down anyway.
但是你们两个是朋友 你知道吗？你不该让你们两个之间发生这样的事 But you two are friends, you know? You shouldn't let this come between you.
现在来吧 握手 Come on now. Shake hands.
- 对不起 - 你因该这样 - Sorry. - You should be.
- 嘿！ - 对不起 - 对不起 - Hey! - Sorry. - Sorry.
- 好极了 现在 谁想开枪？ - 我 - Good, now. Who wants a shot? - I do.
- 我要一把 - 我说 谁想开枪？ - I'll have one. - I said, who wants a shot?
- 我！ - 你有机会吗 员警？ - I do! - Do you have any openings in Sherburne, Cap?
- 不是为你们这些家伙 - 哦 来吧 - Not for you guys. - Oh, come on.
- 我们就像你从未有过的儿子 - 如果你是我得儿子 麦克... - We're like the sons you never had. - If you were my son, Mac...
我现在就把你掐死了 I would have smothered you by now.
把我掐成肉汁吧 你这个大烂人 Smothered me in gravy, you big, dirty man.
- 你转行了？ - 啊！ - You put in for a transfer yet? - Ugh!
我申请了警卫工作 在邮局 I applied for a guard job. At the post office.
- 哦 小伙 - 你最后会向某人开枪 - Oh, man. - You'll finally get to shoot someone.
- 为了死亡的乐趣 - 这是给你的 - To the death of fun. - Here's to you guys.
上面是什么 烂狗？ What's up, dirty dogs?
猜是给以前锁门的 Guess that's it for the old locker.
她臭不可当 但是我肯定会想她的 She stinks like ass, but I'll sure miss her.
我猜你会对我 所有的妞这样说 I guess you can say that about all my girls.
- 他妈的什么？ - 你他妈的什么 - What the fuck? - What the fuck to you too.
- 你干什么的？ - 我是员警 你干什么的？ - What are you? - I'm a cop. What are you?
- 当地员警？ - 葛瑞德有机会了 很多机会 - A local cop? - Grady had an opening. Big deal.
你为什么穿那个制服和我的职位一样？ Why are you wearing that uniform in my station?
看看在跟谁讲话 戴尼姆丹！ Look who's talkin', Denim Dan!
你看起来像李维施特劳斯总统 主席和首席执政管 You look like the president, chairman and C.E.O. of Levi Strauss.
你在哪里搞到的加拿大晚礼服？ Where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?
你偷我们的给葛瑞德 You ratted us out to Grady.
我甚至不因此而觉得自己高人一等 I'm not even gonna dignify myself with a response to that.
嘿 我没什么感觉 一点啤酒不行的 对吗？ Hey, I got no hard feelings. Nothin' a few beers can't fix, right?
嘿 我怎么样 阮罗德？ Hey, how about one on me, Ramrod?
抱歉 啊 抱歉 小伙子们 Excuse me. Uh, excuse me, guys.
是 我很快就回来 Yeah. I'll be right back.
- 他妈的什么？ - 我们应该把他揪出去干掉他 - What the fuck? - We should have taken him out the back and shot him.
- 嗯 嗯 队长 - 我去叫Ursula - Aye, aye, Captain. - I gotta call Ursula.
小伙子们 我们去把他抓回来 他要为此付出代价 Fellas, we got to get him back. He's gotta pay for this.
没人穿我局里的制服 Nobody wears that uniform in my station.
- 法尔瓦完蛋了！ - 是的！对！ - Farva's goin' down! - Yes! Right!
- 葛瑞德完蛋了！ - 是的！ - Grady's goin' down! - Yeah!
- 所有的混蛋都完蛋了！ - 是的！ - All of these fuckers are goin' down! - Yeah!
什么？ What?
欢迎到Dimpus汉堡 请问想吃什么？ Welcome to Dimpus Burger. May I take your order?
哈罗 来这儿 这是罗德法尔瓦警官 Hello in there. This is Officer Rod Farva.
- 给我一公升可乐！ - 啊 对不起 法尔瓦警官 我不能... - Give me a liter of cola! - Uh, sorry, Officer Farva, I can't--
你想要我进来 小家伙？我就进来！ You want me to come in there, boy? I'll come in there!
- 你好？ - 抓住他！抓住他！ - Hello? - Chase him! Chase him!
让我们来把他拉过来 Let's pull someone over.
哇！ Whoa!
驾照和登记 License and registration.
你走的时候 你就走 When you gotta go, you gotta go.
我们是超级员警！ We are the Spurbury police!
喔！喔！喔...！ Whoo! Hoo! Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
喔！ Whoo!
我很酷 我很酷 I'm cool. I'm cool.
葛瑞德！把你的屁股拿开！ Grady! Get your ass out here!
- 葛瑞德！ - 我不想叫起来像香肠... - Grady! - I don't want to sound like a wienie...
- 但是我想我应该叫Ursula - 不行！ - but I think I should call Ursula. - No way!
- 你听起来像他妈的香肠 - 把无线电给我 - You sound like a fuckin' wienie. - Gimme the radio.
葛瑞德？布鲁斯？ Grady? Bruce?
妈的 好了 把那个讨厌的无线电给我 Fuck it, all right. Gimme the goddamn radio.
- 他没回家！ - 嘿 长官！ - He's not home! - Hey, Chief-o!
这是罗德法尔瓦警官 进来 Ursula This is Officer Rod Farva. Come in, Ursula.
- 你在干什么？ - Ursula！我爱你 Ursula - What're you doin'? - Ursula! I love you, Ursula.
- 进来 Ursula！ - 这是谁？你好？ - Come in, Ursula! - Who is this? Hello?
- 噢！噢！ - 噢 她在那儿？ - Oh! Oh! - Oh, she's there?
Ursula！噢 对不起 Ursula! Oh, I'm sorry.
先生 这是员警频道 请你下来 Sir, this is a police channel. Please get off of it.
- 我想到这儿道歉 - 先生 这不是民用频道 - I'm tryin' to apologize here. - Sir, this is not a civilian channel.
如果你想和某人交谈 请到第五频道 If you'd like to have a conversation with someone, please go to Channel Five.
行了 索尼 到第五频道 All right, Thorny. Pop it over to Channel Five.
看我发现了什么！一个小东西！ Look what I found! A two-by-four!
- 快走 女孩！ - Foster！ - You go, girl! - Foster!
- 帮我出来 兔子 - Foster 是你吗？ - Help me out here, Rabbit. - Foster, is that you?
- 我需要一个冷静的人 - 抓住 员警 - I need someone sober. - You got it, Cap.
- 然后 撞！ - 我得屁股在你的脸上 索尼 - And, hit! - My ass in your face, Thorny.
嗯 嘿 怎么回事？ So-So, hey, what's goin' on?
别用那种男友的声音对我说话 你在干什么？ Don't use that boyfriend voice with me. What are you doing?
别用那种男友的声 音对我说话 Foster！ Don't use that boyfriend voice with me, Foster!
- 撞啊！ - 呀！ - Hit! - Yea!
现在 你知道是法尔瓦 把我们的计划告诉给葛瑞德的了吧？ Now, did you know that Farva was the one who told Grady about our plans?
- 是的 我知道了 他现在为我们工作 - 那么 对不起 - Yeah. I know. He's working for us now. - So, I'm sorry.
- 我不知道 我能来看你吗？ - 我爱你 - I don't know. Can I come see you? - I love you.
- 听 Foster... - Ursula！我裸了！ - Listen, Foster-- - Ursula! I'm naked!
听 Foster？你想把这些家伙弄回来吗？ Listen, Foster? You want to get these guys back?
- 是的！ - 我有一个很好的办法 - Yeah! - I know a way we can get 'em really good.
- 好啊 去找他门吧 好极了！你们听到了吗 小伙子们？ - 是的 先生 - Yeah, let's get 'em good! Did you hear that, guys? - Yes, sir.
好吧 我10:30下班 Okay, I get off work at 10:30.
和我在奥基乔比街9号见面 别迟到 Meet me at Route 9 and Okeechobee Road, and don't be late.
- 她说"奥基乔比" - 她还好 - She said, "Okeechobee." - She's okey-dokey.
她迟到了 She's late.
那么 Foster... So, Foster...
- 这是你经常见面的 - 地方吗？不是 - is this your usual meeting spot? - No.
- 妈的 狗屎！ - 那是伽里克劳库斯！ - Fuckin' shit! - That was Galikanokus!
抓住他！ Let's get him!
出来！该死的！ Outta the car! Goddamn it!
一样的狗屎 不一样的时候 嗯 兔子？ Same shit, different day, huh, Rabbit?
所有人从车里出来！我说现在！ Everybody outta the car! I said now!
你们因偷警车被捕 You're all under arrest for stealing a Spurbury police vehicle.
不 法尔瓦 你因完全不长脑子被捕！ No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a total and complete fuckhead!
你不会这样做的 罗德 我们要去追那辆卡车 Y-You don't want to do this, Rod. We gotta go catch that truck.
用什么？超级市民权利？ Using what? Super Citizen power?
伽里克劳库斯在卡车上！ Galikanokus is on that truck!
除非我的大便变紫 我就相信... I'll believe that when me shit turns purple...
- 闻起来像彩虹冰冻果子露 - 我说的时候听起来像不像？ - and smells like rainbow sherbet. - Does it sound like that when I say it?
法尔瓦！你不要阻止我要回我的工作！ Farva! You are not stopping me from getting my job back!
抓住他 麦克！ Get him, Mac!
- 我现在找到工作了 - 你是地方员警 - I got a job now. - You're a local cop.
- 你他妈的对了！ - 你让我们丢脸！ - You're goddamn right I am! - You ratted us out!
不 索尼 我以前差点没工作 No, Thorny. I barely had a job before.
法尔瓦 拿咖啡 法尔瓦 撞无线电 Farva, get the coffee. Farva, hit the radio.
法尔瓦 打扫！我是员警 他妈的！ Farva, clean the cells! I'm a cop, goddamn it!
现在我有自己的车了 我要去制止犯罪！ I got my own car, now. I get to bust criminals!
这就是我要做的！ It's what I gotta do!
- 你把我们害死了 - 不 索尼 - You screwed us over. - No, Thorny.
好好 是我！是我 是我 Okay. Okay, I did! I did, I did.
- 对不起 罗德里 - 来吧 罗德 - I'm sorry, Rodney. - Come on, Rod.
- 索尼！ - 不 不 不 请别 来 - Oh, Thorny! - No, no, no. Please. Come on.
听 听 这是你的大好机会 Listen, listen. This is your big chance.
但我们上去后 我们错了 机会不多 When we go up there, and we're wrong, no big deal.
但是如果我们是对的 你就是英雄了 But if we're right, you can be a hero.
加油 阮罗德！ Come on. Team Ramrod!
你能去看看吗？ Will you look at that?
- 我们抓住他们了 员警 - 我们抓住他们了......！ - We got 'em, Cap. - We got 'em, we got 'em!
- 噢 - 他妈的伽里克劳库斯！ - Oh. - Fuckin' Galikanokus!
那个飞机 有一个加拿大加号 There's Canadian markings on that plane.
好了 Foster 你和兔子到周围活动 Okay, Foster. You and Rabbit come around in a classic pincer move.
- 麦克 我要你去... - 不......索尼 我和你！ - Mac, I need you to take-- - No, no, no, Thorny. Me and you!
我们侧翼包围他们 像潜水艇一样移动 We outflank 'em, and we do, like, a submarine move.
- 瑞罗德？ - 闭嘴 法尔瓦 - Team Ramrod? - Shut up, Farva.
- 法尔瓦 你学着... - 等一下！ - Farva, you're leaning-- - Wait a minute!
噢！当地警察！我恨这些家伙！ Oh! The locals! I hate those fuckin' guys!
讨厌的 你这个笨蛋！要是我有车 我愿意开车去！ Goddamn it, you dipshits! If I had my car, I'd have been in on this bust!
嘘！罗德里！罗德里 把你的屁股放回来！ Shh! Rodney! Rodney, get your ass back here!
我们又遇到了... 他妈的什么？ Here we go again-- What the fuck?
- 喔 你看见那个了吗？ - 他吻了那个小子！嘘！ - Oh, did you see that? He kissed that guy! - Shh!
大狗屎！ Holy shit!
天哪！我们早该知道了 God! We should have known.
那么 等等 当地员警卖大麻给加拿大人吗？ So, wait. The local cops are selling Afghani grass to the Canadians?
- 混蛋！ - 不 兔子 是从加拿大来的 - Assholes! - No, Rabbit, it's comin' in from Canada.
加拿大草 啊！ Canadian grass. Ah!
- 混蛋 - 不！ - Assholes. - No!
当地的母亲们走私保护他们 The local mothers are running protection for' em.
喔 我猜我就是那个混蛋 Oh, I guess I'm the asshole.
对不起 我们没有等你 但是... I'm sorry we didn't wait for you, but--
听我说 Foster 我得告诉你一些事情 Listen to me, Foster. I need to tell you something.
- 什么 你们喝醉了吗？ - 没有！ - What, are you guys drunk? - No!
- 你们本地的警察在走私的毒品！ - 听着 我知道 - Your local buddies are runnin' grass! - Listen, I know.
- 我知道他们在干什么 我早知道了 - 你知道？ - I know what they're doing. I've known for awhile. - You know this?
等一下... 你也参与了？ Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you in on it?
不！他们一直派我做 我发现了都不知道做什么 No! They keep me on dispatch. I didn't know what to do when I found out about it.
- 恐怕我要丢掉我的工作了 - 喔 - I was afraid I'd lose my job. - Oh.
你应该告诉我们 我们应该逮捕他们 You should have just told us. We would have arrested them.
- 是的 我们曾经是员警！记得吗？嘘！ - 我记得... - Yeah, we used to be cops, remember? Shh! - I remember--
不进攻 但是你们知道的越少 你们就越不振作 No offense, but the less you guys knew, the less you could screw up.
- 噢 - 我曾经试着在不牵连 我自己的情况下阻止这件事 - Oh. - I was trying to stop it without getting brought down.
这就是我为什么帮你们找道那些大麻... Th-That's why I helped you find the reefer, that's why I helped you guys steal the Winnebago...
也是我为什么今晚把你们带来的原因 and that's why I brought you...here tonight.
- 啊！ - 你没和他们同流合污是因为你喜欢Foster？ - Ah! - You didn't do this because you like Foster? Shh!
不是 我的意思是说... 我喜欢Foster 但是我... No, I mean-- I do like Foster, but I--
- 但是你利用了他 - 我想是吧 但是我真的是喜欢上了他 - But you used him. - Yeah, I guess so. But I really like him now.
啊！ Ah!
- 这太好了... - 这个理由挺难让人接受的 - This is so good-- - This is kind of awkward.
我不想打扰你们谈情说爱 但是现在我们要去收拾这帮罪犯了 I hate to break up the "like-fest," but it's prime time for crime-time!
等等！嘿 嘿 嘿！你们开玩笑吧！看看你们现在的样子 But wait! Hey, hey, hey! Are you guys kidding? Look at yourselves.
你们都看见他们是怎么把那个女孩弄死的 You saw what they did to Galikanokus's girlfriend.
你们都喝醉了 还没有武器 And you guys are drunk, and unarmed.
喔 嗨 我一点也没醉 Oh, hey, I am sober as a bird.
我醉了 I am drunk.
- 你们都带什么来了？ - 没带枪 只有喇叭 - What do you got? - No guns. They got flares.
只有些绳子 And some string.
喔 Farva 你这个变态的家伙 Oh, Farva, you sad, lonely man.
- 呃 - 喔 等等 他还把你的名字写在上面了 - Ugh. - Oh, wait. He's got your name written on it.
- 喔！ - 喔 - Oh! - Ooh.
- 长官！Grady长官！我把周围都警戒好了 - Farva！ - Chief!. Chief Grady! I secured the perimeter, sir. - Farva!
对不起 我没接到通知 看起来我们有笔大买卖！ Sorry I missed the call. Looks like we got 'em. Rock'n' roll!
你他妈的来这儿干吗 Farva？把枪放下！ What the hell are you doin' here, Farva? Put that pistol down!
- Qu'est-ce-que c'est ca？ - 说英文！ - Qu'est-ce-que c'est ca? - English!
- 长官！ - 干了他 Grady - Chief!. - Put a bullet in him, Grady.
这是怎么回事？ What the fuck is this?
- Grady？ - 妈的 这到底是怎么回事？ - Grady? - Shit, what the fuck is this?
开枪！ Shoot it!
- 那是我的车 - Grady！ - That's my car. - Grady!
- 那是我的橡皮女郎 - Grady！ - That's my girl! - Grady!
Smy Burton 看看这个 Smy, Burton, check that out.
- 你喝醉了？ - 醉的足可以把你打到！ - What are ya, drunk? - Drunk enough to kick your ass.
让我看看你的本事 O'Hagan Let's see what you've got, O'Hagan.
* - Big Bear - His hide is tough *
* - Big Bear - He looks like a rug *
* - Big Bear - He don't take no guff He's Big Bear *
两届海军拳击冠军 控告他并逮捕他 Two-time Navy champion. Tag 'im and bag 'im!
- 这还没完呢 长官 - 向Bobby Baboon致敬 - Way to go, Cap. - Give my regards to Bobby Baboon.
* Oh, Big Bear *
嘿... 你还没拆开把？ Hey, hey, hey, hey. You haven't opened it yet, have ya?
- 最近怎么样？ - 嘿 老兄 嘿 伙计 - How are ya doin'? - Hey, man. Hey, buddy.
- 嗨 - 嗨！ - Hi. - Hey!
- 嗨 John - 嗨 亲爱的 - Hi, John. - Hi, darlin'.
都到齐了 Here we go.
"亲爱的John... "Dear John...
"祝贺你... "Congratulations are due to you...
"和你手下所表现出来的勇气... "and your men for your brave, impressive...
"对你们的... "but most of all unorthodox tactics...
"在缉毒领域里... "in thwarting the drug-smuggling ring...
的大无畏精神再一次表示祝贺" and extreme police corruption."
- 好耶 他太爱我们了 - 太好了 - Ooh. She loves us. - All right.
"我为你们而感到自豪 "I cannot stress enough how proud we at the statehouse are of you.
"我们州要是多一些想你们这样的员警就好了 "The great state of Vermont could use more officers like your men.
"对你上次的请求... "As you requested, we have reevaluated the financial situation...
我们再三考虑" regarding your unit."
会给我们买辆坦克 And we're gonna buy you a tank.
"鉴于我们现在的财政预算紧张... "Due to our tight fiscal situation...
"我们遗憾的通知您... "we regret to inform you that we are still...
"你们的分局仍然会被迫关闭 "going to have to close your station.
"祝你和你的同事们 "Good luck in Sherburne, John.
"好运 "And give your men my best.
"真诚的... "Sincerely...
政府走狗" Governor Fuckhead."
我没料到这个 I did not see that coming.
我告诉你去拿手推车的 I told you to bring the handcart.
- 对不起 - 抬起来点儿 - Sorry. - Tilt it.
噢 天呀 我抓不住了 Oh, goddamn, I remember these things being lighter!
要掉了 I think I'm gonna drop a nut!
- 妈的 - 希望他们会喜欢里面的泡沫 - Shit. - Hope they like foam.
不是太坏 就当是锻链 It's not so bad. Good exercise.
- 很帅的制服 - 对 所有的啤酒 - Cool uniforms. - Yeah. All the beer you can drink.
我很喜欢 I'm into that!
啤酒！ Beer!
- 噢 天呀 - 你订的啤酒？ - Oh, God. - You order the keg of St. Anky?
是的！ Uh, yeah!
你们不是巡警吗？ But aren't you guys the Highway Patrol?
以前是 我的分局现在关了... Yeah, but our station got shut down, so--
噢 不是开玩笑吧？ Oh, no shit, man!
对 这是你的啤酒吧 Yeah, shit. This your keg?
哦 是我爸订的 但是他现在睡了 Oh, my-my Dad ordered it. But he's asleep right now.
啤酒来了 Keg's here!
喔 最好的啤酒 Oh, St. Anky's.
- 喔 天啊 不！ - 不 不 不！ - Oh, God. No! - No, no, no!
嘿 没事了 他们都不是员警了 Hey, man. Hey, bro. It's cool, man. They got fired!
没撒谎？ No shit?
没撒谎！ No shit, man!
- 好了 好了 啤酒放哪？ - 放到娱乐室吧 - All right, all right. Where's the keg go? - Put it in the rec room, man.
让让 你们怎么那么久才来？ Make room, make room. What took you guys so long to get here?
你们干什么了？把你们自己也给酿了？ What'd you do? Brew it yourself?
- 我没事 - 对 你没事 - I am cool. - You're cool, man.
看看这个 嗯 为什么你们不把它放在这呢 嗯 Check this out. Um, why don't you guys put that, um...
那？ over there?
- 搬过来 搬过来 搬过来 - 我们想喝了 快点！ - Move it, move it, move it. - We want a drink! Come on.
点击这个东西！ Tap this thing!
其实 你知道吗？我认为... Actually, you know what? I think it's better...
从风水的角度讲 嗯 应该放在那 Feng Shui if it's, uh, over there.
绝对 绝对的 放在那很好 Definitely. Definitely better over there.
噢 等等 两位 你知道吗？ Oh, wait, wait. Guys. Guys. You know what?
最好把它放在通风的地方... Man, it's probably better for the flow...
如果你们能把它放在这后面 if you put it back over here.
还有别忘了把它打开 伙计 And don't forget to tap that keg, guys.
好吧...好吧 有人得签名... Okay, okay. Somebody's gonna need to sign for this...
还有我需要检查你们的年龄 and I need to see some I.D.
你看 我没身份证 Look, you know what? I don't have any I.D.
但是 阿伯汉姆林肯总统 这里 他说我已经21岁了... But, uh, Abraham Lincoln here, he says that I'm 21...
而且他从不说谎 and he never told a lie.
对 不过其实是乔治华盛顿从不说谎 Yeah, actually it was George Washington that never told a lie.
你们这些家伙还真能抬价 但是... You guys drive a hard bargain, but--
你知道吗？ Actually, you know what?
你们俩可以五五分帐 Why don't you guys split it?
这可真好！ That was good, man.
- 你准备好了吗？ - 好了 - Are you ready for the fun part? - Oh, yeah.
我们是：Spurbury员警！ 'Cause here comes the fun part: Spurbury Police!
你们全都被捕了！ You're all under arrest!
- 赶快回去 现在 - 好耶 - Come on back, now. - Oh, yeah.
就为这事我们至于如此兴师动众吗？ All this for a noise complaint?
我爱爱滋... I love acid--
员警 Cops.
妈的！怎么没人叫我？ What the crap? How come nobody called me?
- 我们闯祸了是不是？ 对 你们闯大祸了 - We're in trouble, aren't we? - Oh, yeah. You're in big trouble.
- 我们闯祸了是不是？ - 对 你们闯大祸了 - We're in trouble, aren't we? - Oh, yeah. You're in big trouble.
你们完蛋了 And if you really want to choke somebody, you gotta hit the Adam's apple.
像这样？ Like this?
* So call off the party quick *
* Find a replacement *
* Get your pink slip Quit your downtown *
真差！ Loser!
Ping！Ping！ Ping! Ping!
Ping！ Ping!
Farva！ Farva!
* Let's face it *
* Get your pink slip Get your pink slip *
* Won't you get a job Won't you get a job *
* Don't be a fuckin' slob *
* Yeah *
* Get your pink slip *
* Quit your day job *
* In the black and blue light *
* Now he's readin' your rights *
* He's a mean dog barkin' in the dust and the dark *
* In the middle of the night *
* Ain't no better you can do *
* After all I'm through A trooper with an attitude *
* A trooper with an attitude *
* Said you're pumpin' that light You'll never beat it in time *
* And he laughs in your face So you feel the disgrace *
* Now you're spreadin' 'em wide *
* Did you walk clean comin' through *
* You got troubles I'm sure A trooper with an attitude *
* So he tried to make it clear *
* You don't try to make a go It's all on video And they're sellin' the beer *
* The work's still comin' true *
* You got troubles I'm sure A trooper with an attitude *
下车 Get out of the car.
那就对了 That's right.
我在跟你说话 I'm talkin' to you.
啊！ Aah!
- 啊...！ - 我想我们抓住它了 - Ah-ha-ha-ha! - I think we got it.