15歲的Jenny Evans在一個晚上出去玩 15-year old Jenny Evans went out for an innocent night of fun
而現在卻躺在醫院裡只能靠儀器維持生命 and is now lying in this hospital on life support.
代表Jenny的母親 On behalf of Jenny's mother,
我們將以重大過失罪 we are filing a gross negligence suit
起訴銳舞承辦人Dennis Fullman against rave promoter Dennis Fullman.
Fullman先生創造了一個環境 Mr. Fullman created an environment
允許他人向未成年人兜售危險毒品 that allowed dangerous drugs to be peddled to minors.
Phillips議員 Councilman Phillips.
市議會 The city council
想確保這個悲劇不會再發生 intends to make sure this tragedy is never repeated.
我們祈禱Jenny能早日康復 We pray for Jenny's recovery.
人們會說我利用我女兒 People are gonna say that I'm exploiting my daughter,
告那個承辦人好要賠償金 suing the promoter for money.
不 打這個官司是為了確保 No, this lawsuit is how we make sure
這種事不會發生在別的孩子身上了 this never happens to anyone else's child.
Beth 我們倆已經認識很久了 Beth, we've known each other a long time.
相信我 你做的對 Trust me. You're doing the right thing.
從我兒子出生開始 我每週至少見他一次 I've seen my son at least once a week since he was born.
現在他3歲了 我不能一走了之 He's 3 now. I can't just walk away.
除非我漏掉了什麼 Well, unless I've missed something,
你不必的 you shouldn't have to.
你們知道我是捐精者 對嗎 You know I'm the sperm donor, right?
我是說 我和他母親沒有過性行為 I mean, I didn't have sex with his mother.
是的 我們知道 Yes, we do.
根據法律 授精的方法 And under the law, the method of insemination
決定捐贈者的權利 dictates the rights of the donor.
滴管 Turkey baster.
那是什麼 What's that?
用一個塑膠滴管來授精 The method of insemination was a plastic turkey baster.
我往一個杯子裡射精... I ejaculated into a cup...
我想我們懂了 I think we get it.
事實上這是個好消息 And it's actually good news,
因為如果沒有醫生或是精子銀行參與 because without the involvement of a doctor or a sperm bank,
根據法律 你就是父親 legally, you're the father.
Carrie的未婚夫可不同意 他是律師 Carrie's fiance doesn't agree. He's a lawyer.
還是個混蛋 And a jerk.
他想合法收養Charlie He wants to legally adopt Charlie.
所以他們才讓你 Which is why they're asking you
放棄親權 to relinquish your parental rights.
Dan 你知道的 沒人能強迫你 Dan, you know no one can force you
結束你的父親身份 to terminate your parental status.
對 你占了各種優勢 我們會解決這事的 Right. You've got all the leverage here. We'll figure this out.
嘿 你怎麼樣 Hey. How you holding up?
上次我在這間大廳 The last time I was in this lobby,
Jenny剛出生 Jenny was born.
而現在... And now...
Beth... 她犧牲了一切... Beth... Beth... she sacrificed everything...
為了她的小女兒 everything for her little girl.
Jenny是最不可能 And... and Jenny is the last person
在銳舞派對上吸毒過量的孩子 that you would expect to O.D. At a rave.
我是說 只是... 這不是她會做的事 I mean, it's just... it's not her.
青少年都那麼不顧危險 Teenagers are reckless.
想想我以前做的事... And when I think about the things I did...
我們中有人活下來簡直是奇跡 Well... yeah, it's a wonder any of us survived.
謝謝你接了這個案子 Thank you for taking the case.
當然要接 她是你的朋友 Of course. She's your friend.
哦 所以我已經讓Teri收集醫療記錄了 Oh, so I had Teri collect medical records.
很明顯 醫院還接收了23名派對上的人 Apparently 23 attendees were admitted to the hospital.
我說 這個數目大了點吧 即使是銳舞派對 I mean, that's a high number, even for a rave.
能支持過失指控 Well, that could bolster the negligence claim.
我正是那樣想的 That's what I was thinking.
- 好吧 - 打擾下 - All right. - Excuse me?
你是電視上那個律師 是吧 You're the lawyer from TV, right.
嗨 我是Jane Bingum 這位是Owen French Hi. I'm Jane Bingum, and this is Owen French.
你好 Hello.
我是Jenny的朋友Carla I'm Jenny's friend Carla.
銳舞那晚 她倒下時我和她在一起 I was with her the night of the rave when she collapsed.
很報歉 I'm so sorry.
Carla我需要問你幾個問題 Carla, I might need to ask you some questions.
可以嗎 Would that be okay?
你想問什麼都行 呃 Whatever you need. Um...
可是我能見見Jenny嗎 But is it okay if I see Jenny?
當然可以 409病房 Of course you can. Uh, 409.
- 好的 謝謝 - 沿著這條道走到底 左轉 - Okay. Thanks. - Down to the left.
- 嘿 等等 報歉 - 當然 - Hey, one sec. Sorry. - Sure.
嘿 Stace Hey, Stace.
Thar har look awethum.
- 什麼 - 報歉 - What? - Sorry.
我在舔婚禮請柬的信封 I'm licking wedding-invitation envelopes.
你的頭髮在電視上看起來美呆了 Your hair looked awesome on the TV.
哦 天啊 我當時都沒想到我的髮型 Oh, my God. I wasn't even thinking about my hair.
我們總是要注意髮型的 We're always thinking about our hair.
聽著 So, listen.
我還需要一個位址... Owen父親的 I still need one address... Owen's father.
好的 我會給你弄到的 Right. Um, I will... get it for you.
這話我聽過了 Mm-Hmm. I've heard that before.
再見 Stace Bye, Stace.
我不想再拿這事煩你 So, I hate to bother you with this again.
我會給你地址的 I'll get you the address.
Stacy講電話聲音很大 Stacy's a loud phone-talker.
只是這件事我們已經談了三次了 It's just we've had this conversation three times,
而那是你的父親 and it is your father.
我是說 你都不知道他的地址嗎 I mean, do you even know his address?
該讓你回辦公室了 We should get you back to the office.
Owen 別這樣 Owen. Please.
我們先把精力集中在這個案子上 好嗎 Let's just focus on the case, okay?
好的 Okay.
這很簡單 This is pretty straightforward.
根據法律 Dan是父親 Under the law, Dan is the father.
我們知道法律怎麼說 但是... We understand the law, but...
但是我們不想把孩子搞糊塗了 but we don't want the child to be confused.
我們要結婚了 We're getting married,
而且有個男性家長 and it's in Charlie's best interest
對Charlie最有利 to have one male authority figure.
我們的態度很簡單 Well, our position is simple.
不確保他的探視權 Without guaranteed visitation,
Dan是不會放棄他的親權的 Dan won't relinquish his parental rights.
我們的態度也很簡單 Well, our position is also simple.
你知道的 親權包含財政責任 As you know, parental rights carry financial obligations,
而據我所知 你一分錢都沒給過... and from what I understand, you haven't paid one cent...
Rick 不 Rick. No.
如果他們想來硬的 If they want to play hardball,
我們就以孩子的撫養費問題起訴 we're gonna sue for child support.
事實上我們還沒有討論過... We actually hadn't discussed any...
只要我能見Charlie 能付多少我都會付 I'll pay whatever I can if it means I can see Charlie.
別說了 Charlie和Carrie要搬來和我住了 Stop. Charlie and Carrie are moving in with me.
所以 如果你出現在我家 我就會報警 So, if you show up at my house, I will call the cops.
寶貝 我們走 Honey, let's go.
我們的客戶有權利 Our client has rights.
我們會爭取探視權 我們會贏的 We'll fight for visitation, and we'll win.
法庭上見 We'll see you in court.
- 嘿 - 嗨 甜心 - Hey! - Hi, sweetie.
大中午的你回家幹嗎 What are you doing home in the middle of the day?
我穿著超高跟的魯布托皮鞋 Well, I wore my super-high Louboutins
去參加記者招待會 上電視 to the press conference to give me authority on TV,
現在我的腳疼死了 and now my feet are killing me.
嗯 Mm-Hmm.
這是最後一張請柬 So, this is the last invitation.
給Thomas French先生的 Mr. Thomas French.
- 你弄到他的地址了 對嗎 - 沒有 - You have his address, right? - No.
顯然 Owen現在不想談他父親的事 Apparently Owen doesn't want to talk about his father right now.
為什麼 Why?
我不知道 I have no idea.
我是說 要我怎麼辦 I mean, what does anyone want me to do?
哦 也許Thomas French是俄羅斯間諜 Oh. Maybe Thomas French is a Russian spy.
或是黑幫的 Or in the mob.
哦 或是接受了證人保護計畫 現在化身成女人了 Oh! Or a female impersonator in Witness Protection.
我是說 那樣婚禮會很有意思 I mean, that would be really fun at the wedding.
跟演喜劇似的 And make a hilarious movie.
- Stace - 什麼事 - Stace. - What?
嚴肅點 Seriously.
我不喜歡Owen有秘密瞞著我 I don't like Owen keeping secrets from me.
知道嗎 You know what?
我會讓Teri查他父親的號碼 I'll have Teri track down his dad's number,
我會去問他原由 並為他們調解 I'll ask him about the problem, and then I'll mediate.
我相信Owen一定不會因此恨你的 And I'm sure Owen won't resent you at all for that.
親愛的 讓我和Owen談談 我會從他那兒套出來的 Sweetie, let me talk to Owen. I'll get it out of him..
我是個出色的包打聽 I am an excellent pryer.
決竅就是假裝你和他們有一樣的問題 The trick is to pretend their problem is your problem.
知道嗎 好極了 You know what? Great. Fine.
去打聽吧 Pry away.
謝謝 Thank you.
一封寄給Jane Bingum女士 It's an envelope addressed to a Ms. Jane Bingum
還有Owen French先生的信 and Mr. Owen French.
這是你第一份結婚禮物 It's your first wedding present!
也許是百貨公司的禮品卡 Maybe it's a gift card to Bloomingdale's.
新手提包 New handbags.
我們去購物吧 Ooh! Let's go shopping.
"放棄那個案子否則後果自負" "Drop the case or else." Hmm?
什麼 What?
天啊 Oh my God.
Stacy 那是 那是Owen Stacy, that's... that's Owen.
這是恐嚇我要殺掉Owen This is a death threat against Owen.
謝謝 Okay, thank you.
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
無論如何 請別告訴Owen恐嚇信的事 Whatever you do, please don't tell Owen about the death threat.
好的 Yeah.
再見 Bye-bye.
那是審判長 That was the presiding judge.
治安官給Owen分派了一支全天候保安特遣隊 Sheriffs are assigning Owen a full-time security detail.
很好 但是為什麼你不想讓Owen知道出了什麼事呢 Good. But why don't you want Owen to know what's going on?
因為他有心臟病 Because he's got a heart condition,
他現在最不需要這個了 and this is the last thing he needs.
我糊塗了 I'm confused.
為什麼他們不逮捕銳舞承辦人 Why don't they just arrest the rave promoter?
我也想啊 但是我們不能證明恐嚇信是他寄的 I wish, but we can't prove that the threat's from him.
那麼 你得放棄這個案子 Well, then, you need to drop the case.
Beth可以找別的律師的 Beth will find another lawyer.
不 我不能放棄 No. I can't. I can't.
- Owen不會希望我放棄的 - 阿 - Owen wouldn't want me to do that. - Ah.
你不想讓Owen知道恐嚇的事 You don't want Owen to know about the threat
因為那會讓他緊張 because it would stress him out,
而你又不能放棄案子 and you can't drop the case
因為那樣Owen就會知道恐嚇信的事 because then Owen would know about the threat.
正是這樣 Exactly.
所以 我必須得假裝一切正常 So, I just have to pretend that everything is fine,
儘管我怕的要死 even though I'm scared to death.
我和Carrie在本地的狗公園相遇的 Carrie and I met at the local dog park
很快成了朋友 and became quick friends.
10年後 她讓你做孩子的父親 And 10 years later, she asked you to father her child?
是的 That's right.
那這個授精過程到底是怎麼樣進行的 So how exactly did the insemination process play out?
Carrie給我打電話說她排卵了 Carrie called me and said she was ovulating.
我火速趕過去 I-I raced over,
進入浴室 弄好一切 went into the bathroom, took care of things,
然後Carrie進了臥室 自己授了精 then Carrie went into her bedroom and inseminated herself.
然後在那... And from there...
法官大人 抱歉打斷一下 Your Honor, we're sorry to interrupt.
先生們 我們在庭審 Gentlemen, we're in session here.
食品藥物管理局執法部門 F.D.A. Enforcement.
我們有Dan Abraham的逮捕令 We have a warrant for the arrest of Dan Abraham.
Abranha先生 請起立好嗎 Mr. Abraham, can you please stand up?
什麼指控 On what charges?
非法販賣人體組織 Illegal tissue trafficking.
什麼 什麼組織 What? What tissue?
人的精子 Human sperm.
Abraham先生給十幾個女人 Mr. Abraham has donated his sperm
捐過精 還成了五個孩子的爸爸 to over a dozen women and fathered five children.
法官大人 我們並不知道還有其它捐贈 Your Honor, we didn't know about the other donations,
但這不重要 but it shouldn't matter.
不能因為捐贈精子就起訴別人 You can't arrest someone for donating sperm.
法官大人 幫下忙啊 Judge, a little help here?
我無能為力 Nothing I can do.
聯邦逮捕令超出我的權力範圍 A federal warrant supercedes my authority.
走吧 Let's go.
Dan 我們會去拘留所見你 Dan, we'll met you in holding.
什麼都不要說 好嗎 Don't say anything to anyone, okay?
捐贈精子可不是犯罪 Donating sperm is not a crime.
如果FDA覺得 It is if the F.D.A. Believes
你在經營一家非法精子銀行 那就是犯罪 you're operating an illegal sperm bank,
而且我想他們確實這麼覺得 which I guess they do.
你給他們打的電話 對嗎 And you called them, didn't you?
我是個熱心公民 I'm a concerned citizen.
你想讓Dan有犯罪記錄 You're trying to give Dan a criminal record
來證明他是個不合格的父親 to prove he's an unfit parent.
- 從而剝奪他探視權 - 對 - And strip him of his visitation. - That's right.
Carrie 咱們走 Come on, Carrie. Let's go.
Stacy.
你有空嗎 Do you have a minute?
當然 請進 Of course. Please. Come in.
好多安保 A lot of security.
一定是哪個大名人的離婚案 Must be a big celebrity divorce.
請坐 找我有什麼事 Please, sit down. What can I do for you?
我有點擔心Jane Well, uh, I'm a little worried about Jane.
怎麼了 What's wrong?
我想可能是 I think the stress of the wedding
婚禮讓她很有壓力 也算是我的錯 might be getting to her, and it's kind of my fault.
我是她的首席伴娘 卻一直忙於 I'm her maid of honor, and I have just been so busy
處理我和我父親之間的事 dealing with my own drama about my father.
哦 Oh.
很報歉聽到這些 I'm, uh... I'm sorry to hear that.
我能幫什麼忙 Is there anything I can do to help?
我和我的父親爭吵... Well, my father and I have been fighting about...
什麼事都吵 ...all sorts of various things,
快把我逼瘋了 and it just drives me crazy.
你和父母吵架的時候 會發瘋嗎 And do you get crazy when you fight with your parents?
具體點 你父親 Your dad, specifically?
沒有 Nope.
真的嗎 好吧 Really? Okay.
或許你可以給我些建議 怎樣處理和我父親的關係 Maybe you could advise me on how to deal with my father.
事實上我已經有一年半沒和我父親說過了 I actually haven't spoken to my father in a year and a half.
- 真的嗎 不可能 - 怎麼不可能 - Really? No way. - Why not?
你知道 那可能對我有幫助 You know, it... it could help me...
因此 也能幫到Jane And, therefore, Jane.
我父親是個種玉米的農民 My dad is a corn farmer.
一天晚上 他做了個惡夢 One night, he had a vision.
醒來時 一身冷汗 像是被鬼附身了 He woke up in a cold sweat like a man possessed,
他跑出去 開始在地裡挖 and he went outside and he plowed under the family farm.
建了個棒球場 Built a baseball field.
哇 真瘋狂 Wow. Crazy pants.
的確如此 Exactly.
而且他一直自言自語地說 And he kept muttering to himself,
"如果建好了 他就會來" "If you build it, he will come."
誰會來 Who will come?
赤腳Joe Jackson Shoeless Joe Jackson.
他不是Taco Surf的男招待嗎 Isn't he the bartender at Taco Surf?
別再問了Stacy Not so much. Stacy...
我們失去了一切 We lost everything.
一切 Everything.
我一直都不能原諒他 I've never been able to forgive him.
真是糟透了 That is so sad.
如果可以的話 你能讓我一個人待會兒嗎 Well, if it's okay, do you mind if I'm alone?
我只是... I... it's just...
說出這種事真的很難... it's hard reliving that story and I...
我明白 I understand.
謝謝 Thank you.
再見 Bye.
嘿 頭 你那個傲慢的婚禮餐飲承辦人剛剛打來電話 Hey, boss. Your hoity-toity wedding caterer just called.
Robert Bardem?
對 他說他能安排你和Owen Yeah, he said that he can fit you and Owen in
半個小時後試吃菜單上的菜 for a menu tasting in half an hour.
不 不 我做不到 No, no, no, no. That's impossible.
我有個和解會 另約個時間吧 I've got a settlement conference. Reschedule.
不可能 That's impossible.
Robert的助理告訴我連詹妮弗 洛佩慈都不能取消試吃會 Robert's assistant told me not even J. Lo canceled her tasting
她第一次還有第三次婚禮 for her first or third weddings.
你已經取消兩次了 You've canceled twice.
你再不露面 You don't show up,
就得和你夢寐以求的餐飲承辦人吻別了 you may as well kiss your dream caterer goodbye.
好吧 我們這麼做 Okay. Here's what we're gonna do.
- 你當Jane Bingum - 什麼 - You are Jane Bingum. - What?
- 去試菜吧 就說你是我 - 那Owen呢 - Go to the tasting, say that you're me. - What about Owen?
哦 Oh!
你是Owen 你是Jane You're Owen. You are Jane.
你們兩個要結婚了 The two of you are getting married.
現在去見你們的餐飲承辦人吧 Now go meet your caterer.
好吧 Okay.
多說"好吃"和"太美味了" Just say "Yum" And "Delicious" A lot.
實際上 可以簡略地說"香" Actually, shorten it to "Delish."
要讓我們的婚禮記在他的預約本上 Get our wedding on the books.
打條領帶吧 你是個法官 And put on a tie. You're a judge.
在我們的婚禮上 我不會穿白色的 For our wedding, I won't be wearing white.
我沒做錯事 I did nothing wrong.
你女兒吸毒過量 這不是我的錯 Your daughter O.D.'d. Not my fault.
我當事人的意思是說 What my client means to say
雖然他對Evans女士的女兒的事感到遺憾 is that while he's sorry about Ms. Evans' daughter,
但他絕沒有任何責任 he's in no way responsible.
我覺得陪審團會有不同的看法 I think the jury's gonna see this differently.
你用這些聚會吸引未成年人 You market these parties to minors
然後對他們使用毒品視而不見 and then turn a blind eye to drug use.
更不用說沒能提供足夠的急救措施 Not to mention the inadequate access for EMTs.
Bingum女士... Ms. Bingum...
你確定你要繼續打這場官司麼 Are you sure you really want to pursue this case?
什麼 Excuse me?
很簡單的問題 A simple question.
你確定嗎 Are you sure?
抱歉 Beth 我 我感覺不太舒服 I'm sorry, Beth. I-I'm not feeling well.
我們等會再談吧 We'll pick this up later.
Jane.
啊 噢 Aah! Oh!
天啊 Oh, my God.
不要這樣偷偷接近我 Do not sneak up on me like that!
惡 嚴格來說 是你偷偷接近我的 但無所謂了 Ugh! Well, technically, you snuck up on me, but whatever.
好吧 Okay.
我知道Owen為什麼不和他父親說話了 So, I know why Owen doesn't speak to his father.
Stacy 我正在處理一個涉及死亡恐嚇信的 Stacy, I am in the middle of a horrendous case
可怕案子 with a death threat.
等等 為什麼Owen不和他父親說話 Wait. Why doesn't Owen speak to his father?
好吧 他父親曾經是一個玉米農 但是他瘋了 Okay. His dad used to be a corn farmer who went crazy
為一個從來沒出現過的人造了一個棒球場 and built this baseball field for a guy who never showed.
Stace 這是電影"夢想之地"的情節 Stace, that's the plot of "A field of dreams,"
只是這個結局要慘點 but with a much sadder ending.
怪不得聽起來很熟悉 Ugh. I thought it sounded familiar.
多謝你的好意 Thanks for trying.
嗯 Mm.
那這個案子怎麼樣了 So how is the case going?
我不能集中精神 I can't focus,
因為我老想著我未婚夫要被殺的事情 'cause I keep thinking my fiance is gonna be killed.
我很為Beth難過 You know, and I feel awful for Beth,
但我身為她的律師 卻還沒能做出什麼有用的事 but I am just not an effective advocate.
我不知該怎麼做 I don't know what to do.
歡迎來到巴登餐飲 我是Robert Welcome to Bardem catering. I am Robert.
我是Jane Bingum And I'm Jane Bingum.
我是Owen P... I'm Owen P...
- French. - French.
Owen French.
就是那個法語 法國吐司的French Just like the language or the toast.
我為夫婦做的菜單 一定要有意義 I create a menu that has meaning to the couple,
所以我需要瞭解下你們 so I need to get to know you.
告訴我你們怎麼認識的 Tell me how you met.
-在法庭 -在酒吧 - In court. - In a bar.
他當時太醉了以為自己還在法庭上 He was so drunk that he thought he was still at court.
什麼他都駁回 He kept overruling everything.
"檸檬威士忌酒 駁回 " "Whiskey sour, overruled."
給我講講你們的求婚 Tell me about the proposal.
你是指她拿著那把雙筒獵槍嗎 Oh, you mean the double-barrel shotgun she was holding?
什麼 我開玩笑的 拜託 What? I'm kidding. Come on.
新娘 是吧 Brides. Am I right?
舉手 夥計 Up high, bro.
擊個掌 Hit it!
不要嗎 好吧 No? Okay. All right.
我們直入正題好麼 How about we jump right in?
我們的招牌開胃菜 Our flagship appetizer,
松露油塔塔吞拿魚 tuna tartare with truffle oil drizzle.
好美味 Mmm, delicious.
French先生 Mr. French?
抱歉 我不太喜歡吃生魚類的 Sorry, I'm not a raw-fish kind of guy.
電話上 Bingum女士和我說 On the phone, Ms. Bingum told me
你們第一次約會就是吃的壽司 that your first date was over Sushi.
是壽司 我... Oh, this is Sushi. I did...
噢 Ohh!
額 Mmm!
香 Delish.
我去給你們再拿一道 I'll be back with another option.
如果我想要生吃海鮮 If I wanted to eat raw seafood,
我就自己跳進海裡 張開嘴 I would go to the ocean and open my mouth.
這麼做是為了Jane We are doing this for Jane.
你最好開始假裝你喜歡這道菜 You better start pretending that you love this food
還有你愛我 and you love me,
還有不要再盯著那個副主廚辣妹看了 and stop checking out the hot sous chef.
吃醋了 Jealous?
你真是老套 You are such a clich?
"我是一個副主廚辣妹 看我絞肉吧" "Oh, I'm a hot sous chef. Watch me pound this cutlet."
Robert 你回來了 嘿 Robert, you're back. Hey.
Bingum女士 我喜歡為婚禮提供餐飲 Ms. Bingum, I love catering weddings,
但只有是真愛 我才願意 but only when there's true love.
我們愛的很瘋狂 再給我們次機會吧 We are desperately in love. Give us another chance.
-看 我們現在就要親熱了 -我們... - Look, we're gonna make out right now. - W...
出去 Get out!
謝謝你 Thank you.
好了 我們交了保釋金 All right, we paid your bail.
再過幾個小時他們就會放你出去了 You'll be released in a few hours.
謝謝 Thank you.
Dan FDA那邊說 Dan, the F.D.A. Says
你可能要做一年牢 you could be looking at a year in jail,
還有繳10萬元的罰款 as well as a $100,000 fine.
就因為我捐獻了精子 Because I donated sperm?
他們把你的行為歸為販賣人體器官 They're classifying your actions as trafficking in human tissue.
他們可以像追究賣腎的罪犯一樣 They could go after you the same way
追究你 they would go after someone who sold a kidney.
我真不敢相信 我只是想做好事 I can't believe this. I was trying to be a good guy.
你事先沒和我們交代清楚 Well, you weren't entirely up front with us.
五個孩子 5個女人 Five kids? Different mothers?
我那時覺得那和這案子沒關係 Well, I didn't think it was relevant.
我是說 起初只是幫Carrie的忙 I mean, initially, it was just a favor for Carrie.
接著Charlie就出生了 Then after Charlie was born,
她一個朋友看到她孩子這麼漂亮 one of her friends saw her beautiful baby
就問我是否也可以幫她 and asked if I'd help her out, too.
但是不知不覺 你就成了撒播精子孕育希望的Johnny(美國童話) But before you know it, you're Johnny Apple-sperm?
我猜是吧 I guess.
你有和其他的孩子聯繫過麼 Are you in touch with any of the other children?
沒有 我事先都說的很清楚 No. I made that clear up front.
Charlie的事 我事先也清楚了 Just like I made it clear
我要和Charlie維持關係 that I would have a relationship with Charlie.
Carrie是唯一既是我孩子母親又是我朋友的人 Carrie's the only mother who was also a friend.
FDA聲稱 The F.D.A. Claims
你威脅到了那些母親和孩子的健康 you're exposing the moms and kids to health risks.
精子銀行會做很多的測試 A sperm bank does a lot of testing.
我也做了 And so do I.
每次捐贈之前 我都會做傳染病檢查 Before every donation, I screen for infectious diseases,
而且我還做了基因性狀測試(單眼皮 發色 等) and I've been genetically tested for carrier traits.
精子銀行做的測試 我都做了 I do everything a sperm bank does,
除了我沒收取女方一分錢 except I don't charge the women a penny.
我寧願她們把錢花在撫養孩子上 I'd rather they spend their money raising their child
而不是懷孕上面 than trying to conceive one.
這有什麼錯 What's wrong with that?
在我的字典裡 那完全沒問題 In my book, absolutely nothing.
法官會會覺得你違法了 Well, the judge will interpret the law against you.
FDA的政策很清楚 The F.D.A. Policy is clear.
所以我們要從法官身上下手 So we find a way to go around the judge.
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
那個 那個和解怎麼樣了 How'd the, uh... how'd the settlement go?
噢 被擱置了 Oh, it... got tabled.
你沒事吧 Are you okay?
沒事 我 我不是個多疑的人 Yeah. I... I'm not a paranoid person,
但我向天發誓有人跟蹤我 but I swear to God I'm being followed.
我今早停車的時候 This morning when I parked my car,
後面有2個人 there were these two guys behind me,
然後一小時後我排隊買咖啡 and then when I was at the coffee cart an hour later,
還是那兩個人 跟我排一條隊 same two guys in line.
可能只是個巧合 It's probably just a coincidence.
接著我去了三樓的男廁所 Then I'm on the third-floor men's room,
站在便池前面 standing at the urinal.
你猜誰在我旁邊尿尿 Guess who's peeing next to me.
親愛的 是人都要上廁所的 Sweetie, everyone's got to pee.
Jane 說真的 有什麼不對勁的 Jane, seriously. Something is going on.
好吧 Okay.
他們是司法部門的保安特遣隊 They're judicial security detail.
什麼 What?
我收到張紙條... I got a note...
說如果我不放棄Beth的案子 就殺了你 threatening your life if I didn't drop Beth's case.
我想是銳舞派對那個承辦人寄的 And I think it's from the rave promoter.
我只是沒辦法證明 I just can't prove it.
你為什麼不告訴我 Why didn't you tell me?
因為我不想讓你擔心 Because I didn't want to upset you.
你的心臟... Your heart...
好吧 看看結果 Well, look how that worked out.
我不敢相信那個混蛋竟然想對你下手 I can't believe the jackass tried to get to you
- 通過威脅我 - 知道麼 - by going after me. - You know what?
我不管這個案子了 I'm excusing myself from this case.
不 你不用 No, you're not.
看到沒 這就是我不想告訴你的原因 See? And this is why I didn't want to tell you.
我是法官 不會受到恐嚇就撤退 I didn't become a judge so I could back down from a threat.
現在 聽著 取消保安特遣隊 Now, look, just call off the security detail.
要是你出事了怎麼辦 What if something happens to you?
我會受不了的 I can't handle that.
我不會允許任何人... I am not gonna allow anyone...
任何人... 恐嚇我或者我愛的女人 anyone... to intimidate me or the woman that I love.
市政府對控告銳舞派對承辦人的民事案子 The city is taking a keen interest in the civil case
非常關注 against rave promoter Dennis Fullman.
正如我之前說的 Now, as I've said before,
沒什麼比孩子的安全更重要了 nothing's more important than the safety of our children.
打斷下 Excuse me.
-Bingum女士 -議員 - Ms. Bingum. - Councilman.
Evans女士 Jenny怎麼樣了 Ms. Evans, how's Jenny?
還是老樣子 No change.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
整個市政府都支持你 你對這個案子有信心嗎 The whole city's behind you. Do you feel good about the case?
我們有 我們有 We do. We do.
我想要謝謝你還有市政府的支持 And I'd like to thank you and the city for all your support.
當然 Sure.
有很多人 There were mobs of people.
很熱 音樂很大聲 It was hot, and the music was loud.
我和Jenny排隊去買水 Jenny and I got in line to buy water,
但是隊伍基本沒動過 and the line was hardly moving.
然後Jenny就開始冒汗 顫抖 And then Jenny started sweating and shaking.
接著她就倒下了 And then she collapsed.
我知道這對你來說很難 Carla I know this is really hard for you, Carla.
你能告訴我們接下來發生的事嗎 Can you tell us what happened next?
我開始大聲叫喊求救 I started screaming for help,
但是音樂那麼大聲 人又那麼多... but between all the music and the people...
醫務人員多久才出現的 How long before the paramedics showed up?
好像是 我不是很確定 半小時吧 It seemed like, I don't know, a half-hour.
人太多 他們沒辦法擠到我們那兒 They couldn't get to us with all the people.
謝謝 Thank you.
Middlen小姐... Miss Middlen...
你知道Jenny被送去醫院的時候 did you know that Jenny had an ecstasy tablet in her pocket
口袋裡有一片搖頭丸麼 when she was brought to the hospital?
別忘了 你發過誓的 Remember, you're under oath.
知道 Yes.
這是Jenny口袋裡 This is a photo of the tab of ecstasy
那片搖頭丸的照片 that was removed from Jenny's pocket.
你有看到藥丸上面的壓印嗎 Do you see the embossed stamp on the tablet?
是的 看起來像是只運動鞋 Yes. It looks like a sneaker.
法官閣下 Your Honor,
我們想要呈上犯罪實驗室的搖頭丸資料庫 we'd like to submit the crime-lab ecstasy database.
有些毒販子會在搖頭丸上印上標記 Some dealers brand their pills.
那個綠色運動鞋 查了下 是一個叫Deezy Jones的 The, uh, green sneaker can be traced back to a Deezy Jones.
Middlen小姐 你認得這個臉書主頁麼 Miss Middlen, do you recognize this Facebook page?
是的 這是我的 Yes, it's mine.
你有一個好友是Deezy Jones吧 And one of your friends is Deezy Jones?
是的 Yes.
6月23日 派對前一天 On June 23rd, the day before the rave,
你和Deezy互傳資訊 計畫 you and Deezy sent messages to each other planning to,
我引用下 "見Molly" I quote, "See Molly."
"Molly"指的是搖頭丸 Isn't "Molly" Slang for ecstasy?
是的 Yes.
所以你打算去買毒品 So you were arranging to buy drugs.
是的 Yes.
給你自己麼 Just for yourself?
不是 No.
給我還有Jenny For me and Jenny.
我很抱歉 Evans女士 I am so sorry, Mrs. Evans.
我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
你買了一些搖頭丸 You bought several ecstasy tablets.
Jenny什麼時候吃的第一片 When did Jenny take the first one?
去派對之前 在我家裡 Before the rave, at my house.
法官閣下 鑒於我們剛才聽到的證詞 Your Honor, considering the testimony we just heard,
辯方希望將Carla Middlen作為共同被告人起訴 the defense wishes to implead Carla Middlen as a co-defendant.
哇 哇 等等 什麼 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Excuse me?
毒品是Middlen小姐買的... Miss Middlen procured the drugs...
因此 她應該對她朋友發生的事 therefore, she bears responsibility
承擔責任 as to what happened to her friend.
律師 到我辦公室來 現在 Counsel, in my chambers... now.
法官閣下 他要起訴一個青少年 Your Honor, he wants to implead a teenager.
我們是有依據的 We have grounds.
他知道我們不想要起訴Carla He knows that we do not want to sue Carla.
如果你同意起訴她 我們就沒得選擇了 If you agree to implead her, we won't have a choice.
那就放棄起訴 我們沒意見 Then drop the suit. We won't complain.
Cummings先生 Mr. Cummings?
Carla購買毒品 然後在去派對之前給了Jenny Carla bought drugs and gave them to Jenny prior to the rave.
她是在你當事人舉辦的活動上暈倒的 She collapsed at your client's event.
-急救人員都夠不到她 -夠了 -The EMTs couldn't get to her. -Enough.
共用罪責 Cummings先生已經提供了 Mr. Cummings has raised sufficient evidence
足夠的證據 of shared culpability.
我批准他的請求 增加Carla為被告人 I'm granting his request to add Carla as a defendant.
Seaton委員 Commissioner Seaton,
禁止販賣人體組織的法律 the law banning tissue trafficking
適用於肺和腎這類的器官 不包括精子 is meant to apply to organs like lungs and kidneys, not sperm.
FDA規定所有的人體組織都在內 The F.D.A. Regulates all human tissues.
嚴格來說 包括精子 Technically, that includes semen.
-這太荒唐了 -是的 - That's crazy. - Yes, it is.
而且FDA花費時間和金錢 And it's ridiculous that the F.D.A.
起訴我們的當事人也很荒謬 would spend their time and money prosecuting our client.
我們理解你們壓力很大 We understand the pressure you're under.
經費又不足 There are budget shortages,
而且你們要為我們的健康和福利負責 and you're responsible for our health and welfare.
我們只是覺得你們的資源用在其他地方更好些 We just believe your resources could better be used elsewhere.
好員警 壞員警啊（一個唱白臉 一個唱紅臉） Good cop, bad cop.
得了吧 我們會繼續打這場官司 Nice try, but we're pursuing this case.
好的 那 壞員警要拿出她的槍了 Okay, well, then, this bad cop is bringing out her big gun.
你是否知道有幾十個網站 Are you aware that there are dozens of websites
幫想要孩子的女性聯繫自願的捐精者 that connect wannabe moms with willing sperm donors?
-我不知道 -那麼 現在你知道了 - I had no idea. - Well, now that you do,
我們希望你把他們全都關閉 we expect you to shut them all down
而且起訴這些網站上的所有人 男人女人 and prosecute everyone on these sites, men and women,
否則我們就控告FDA選擇性起訴 or we'll sue the F.D.A. For selective prosecution.
如果我放棄對你當事人的指控呢 And if I drop the case against your client?
那麼 我就再也不會把這個檔遞交給你 Well, then, I never presented you with this document.
Abraham先生 你可以走了 指控都撤銷了 Mr. Abraham, you're free to go, and the charges are dropped.
謝謝你們 好好享用午餐吧 Thank you. Enjoy your lunch.
你們太棒了 謝謝 You guys were amazing. Thank you.
我想他是在和我說 I think he was talking to me.
說真的 你應該把那個法案提上日程 Seriously. You should take that act on the road.
-打擾下 你是Dan Abraham -是的 怎麼了 - Excuse me. Are you Dan Abraham? - Yes. Why?
-你被逮捕了 -什麼 不 不 - You're under arrest. - What? No, no.
肯定弄錯了 There's been a mistake.
聽著 FDA撤銷了販賣人體組織的 Look, the F.D.A. Dropped all the charges
所有指控 related to tissue trafficking.
我不是FDA的 先生 我來自洛杉磯警察局 I'm not with the F.D.A., sir. I'm with the L.A.P.D.
指控是什麼 What are the charges?
你當事人是同性戀 Your client is a gay man.
有人舉報他在捐獻精子 We've been tipped off he's been donated sperm.
你沒有告訴我們你是同志 You didn't tell us you're gay.
你們也沒有問過啊 It didn't come up.
什麼時候開始 同志捐精也違法了 Since when is it illegal for a gay man to donate sperm?
自從2005年 Since 2005.
Dan 我們會查清楚的 Dan, we're gonna figure this out.
看在上帝的份上 想要讓他呆在監獄外面 For the love of God, I've represented murderers
比把謀殺犯弄出來都難 who have had an easier time staying out of jail.
我到處在找你 I have been looking everywhere for you.
你在外面幹什麼 What are you doing out here?
躲著Jane 你要和她怎麼說 Hiding from Jane. What are you gonna tell her?
我們要團結一致 我們必須得統一下口徑 We are in this together. We have to coordinate our lies.
最好的謊話往往都是最簡單的 The best lies are simple.
"不能選Robert 他的食物糟透了" 怎麼樣 How about, "Robert is a no-go. His food sucks."
太多回答不了的問題了 Too many unanswered questions.
我覺得我們就告訴她Robert指甲很髒 I say we tell her Robert's fingernails were dirty
而且一隻蟑螂從辣味鷹嘴豆泥塔里爬出來 and a cockroach crawled out of the spicy hummus tower.
這個Jane不會信的 Jane's not gonna fall for that.
她知道 Courtney Cox有潔癖 She knows Courtney Cox has cleanliness issues
如果Robert很髒 她離婚派對的時候也不會雇他的 and would have never hired Robert for her divorce party.
我們得爺們點 We are just gonna have to man up.
沒錯 我們還是告訴 Jane 實話吧 Right. We tell Jane the truth.
當然不行 我們要再去Robert那一次 求他再給我們一次機會 Hell, no. We got to go beg Robert bardem for a second chance.
你找我 You wanted to see me?
請告訴我這不是真的 Please tell me it's not true.
這不是真的 It's not true.
所以你的同性戀捐精者沒又進監獄 So your gay sperm donor is not back in jail?
哦 這事 是真的 No. That's true.
這案子到底怎麼回事 What is going on with this case?
偏見吧 一開始 Bigotry, for starters.
你知不知道 如果一個男人在過去5年內和另一個男人發生過關係 Did you know it's illegal for a man to donate sperm
那他去捐獻精子就是違法的 if he's had sex with another man in the past five years?
政府要確保精子池是健康的 There are legitimate governmental interests
這是政府正當利益 in seeing that the sperm pool stays healthy.
愛滋病的視窗期是一個月 The window for HIV testing is a month.
Dan定期做檢查 Dan gets tested regularly.
這是恐同症 就這麼簡單 It's homophobia, plain and simple.
聽著 非裔美國人 Look, African-American men
得鐮狀細胞病的幾率更高 have a higher incidence of sickle-cell anemia,
猶太人更容易得家族黑蒙性白癡症 jewish men are more likely to carry tay-sachs,
儘管如此他們還是可以捐獻精子 沒人過問 yet they can donate sperm, no questions asked.
哇 某人看了不少Rachel Maddow的節目啊 Wow, someone's been mainlining Rachel Maddow.
是我搞錯了 還是她還確實挺性感的 Am I wrong, or is she kind of hot?
是因為她戴眼鏡 對嗎 It's the glasses, right?
好吧 我懂啦 Okay. I get it.
這個話題讓你有些不太舒服啊 This topic makes you uncomfortable.
也許是因為你也是個捐精者 Probably 'cause you're a sperm donor.
什麼 What?
是呀 你把Elisa肚子搞大了 記得麼 Yeah, you knocked up Elisa, remember?
不過幸運的是 你用的是老派的方法 Lucky for you, you did it the old-fashioned way
沒用滴管而已 instead of with a turkey baster.
你應該在法庭上用這個 You should use that in court.
我是說 政府有權因為你選擇的生育方式 I mean, does the government have a right to throw you in jail
把你關進監獄嗎 because of how you chose to procreate?
我就說說 I'm just sayin'
不不 你說的很對 No. You're right.
謝謝 Thanks.
我們現在是進退兩難 We're between a rock and a hard place.
如果我們繼續這個案子 就得去告 Carla If we continue with this case, we have to go after Carla.
不 Beth不會希望這樣的 No, Beth won't like that.
也許Carla是買了毒品 但是Jenny是她最好的朋友啊 Carla may have bought the drugs, but Jenny is her best friend.
我真不敢相信會發生這種事 知道麼 I can't believe this happened. You know what?
如果我們告他們倆人的話 If we get a judgement against both,
最後還是能想辦法赦免Carla那部分罪責 we could always forgive Carla's portion.
但是審判會折磨死那女孩的 The trial would put that girl through hell
- 甚至把她置於背負刑事責任的危險中 - 是啊 - and even expose her to criminal liability. - Yeah.
嘿 Beth Hey, Beth.
我們過來看你 We were just coming to see you.
不會吧 No.
Owen 額... Owen, uh...
她 她走了 She's... she's gone.
我的... My...
我的孩子 她... my baby, she's...
她走了 She's gone.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 Beth怎麼樣了 Hey. How's Beth doing?
我送她回家了 I got her home.
她...崩潰了 She's... devastated.
現在她姐姐和她在一起 Her sister's with her now.
我知道她現在不想去想這些 I know she doesn't want to think about this,
但是這案子我們應該怎麼辦呢 but what do we do about this case?
可以肯定的是 Well, there's no question
如果派對承辦人提供了足夠的急救措施 if the promoter had provided adequate EMT access
Jenny現在應該還活著 that Jenny would be alive now.
我知道 I know.
但是如果 Beth繼續打官司的話 But if Beth continues with the case,
Carla的未來就毀了 Carla's future's gonna be destroyed.
她不會希望這樣的 She doest want that.
別擔心我 Don't worry about me.
我很抱歉搖頭丸的事 我沒跟你們說實話 I am so sorry I didn't tell you the truth about the ecstasy.
因為我太害怕了 I-I was scared.
沒事的 沒事的 You know what? It's okay.
不 我不希望你們放棄這個案子 No, I don't want you guys to drop the case,
至少不要因為我而放棄 not because of me.
- 如果我沒有買那些毒品 - If I hadn't bought those pills,
那也許... -- 我們沒有在怪你 then... - We're not blaming you.
Jenny 的媽媽也沒有怪你 Jenny's mom doesn't blame you.
請告訴她一定要堅持下去 Please tell her to keep fighting.
Jenny本不必死的 沒有人及時趕到救她 Jenny didn't have to die. No one got to her in time.
沒有人來幫她 There was no one there to help her!
Andrews警官 你逮捕了我當事人 是麼 Officer Andrews, you arrested my client, didn't you?
沒錯 That's right.
能再說明下原因麼 And why was that again?
洛杉磯警局接到舉報 L.A.P.D. Was tipped off
說他違反了聯邦規章制度的 that he violated the code of federal regulations,
第21卷 第1章 "L"分章 1271部分 title 21, chapter 1, subchapter "L," Part 1271.
男性不能捐獻精子 Men can't donate sperm
如果他們在過去的五年裡 if they've had homosexual relations
有過同性戀關係 in the past five years?
沒錯 That's right.
我看到你手上戴著結婚戒指 I see you're wearing a wedding ring.
你有孩子麼 Do you have children?
有 三個 Yeah, three.
那麼他們是如何出生的呢 And how exactly were they conceived?
我是說用傳教士式呢 還是狗交式(ox姿勢) I mean, was it missionary or doggy style,
或者是女牛仔式呢 maybe a little cowgirl?
- 反對 - 什麼 - Objection! - What?!
請你不要省略細節 And, please, don't skimp on the details.
我是說 他們是計畫要懷孕呢 I mean, were they planned pregnancies,
還是有人忘記買避孕套了 or did someone forget to buy condoms?
反對 Objection!
反對有效 Sustained.
這和你有毛關係 It's none of your damn business.
看到沒 這正是我想說的 You see, that is exactly my point.
你的孩子降臨到這個世界上的細節 The details of how your children were brought into this world
不關我的事 不關法庭的事 are none of my business, this court's business,
也不關美國聯邦政府的事 or the U.S. Federal government's business.
Kaswell女士 夠了 Ms. Kaswell, that's enough.
好吧 繼續 Okay. Moving on.
辯方傳喚Sandy Marshall The defense calls Sandy Marshall,
Lydia Carter Miriam Stein 還有 Charlotte Phillips Lydia Carter, Miriam Stein, and Charlotte Phillips.
律師小姐 Counselor?
法官大人 她們每個人都在Abraham先生 Your Honor, each of these women conceived their children
的幫助下生下了寶寶 with the help of Mr. Abraham.
反對 Objection.
如果助理檢察官想起訴我當事人 And if the A.D.A. Wants to prosecute my client,
他就需要這些女人的 he's going to need the sworn testimony
宣誓證詞 of each of these women.
她們現在就在這 So, here they are.
她說的對 反對無效 She's right. Objection overruled.
那麼為了引出這些證詞 And in order to elicit such testimony,
公訴人就不得不侵犯 the prosecutor is going to have to invade
這些女人生活中最私密的領域 the most intimate aspects of these women's lives
把我剛剛問這位警官 嚇到整個法庭的問題 and ask the exact same questions that horrified this court
重複一遍 when I asked them of the arresting officer.
這不是一回事 It's not the same thing.
哦 就是一回事 Oh, it's exactly the same thing.
對我當事人的指控 Each count against my client
都是對他的生育行為的干涉 是不被允許的 is an impermissible intrusion into the act of procreation,
在1965年 Grisworld控告康尼狄克州一案中 which was granted protection in 1965
由法庭批准保護 by Griswold v. Connecticut,
當時最高法院判決 when the supreme court ruled
州政府不得立法規定女性生育孩子的方式 that the state may not legislate how a woman conceives a child.
還有 額 我並不清楚您是怎麼想的 法官大人 And, uh, I don't know about you, judge,
但是如果聯邦政府想上我的床(插手床事) but if the federal government wants to get into my bed,
他們必須得先請我吃頓晚飯 they sure as hell better buy me dinner first.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 你和 Beth 談過了麼 Hey. Did you speak to Beth?
談了 I did.
她希望繼續這個案子 She wants to continue with the suit.
好的 那我們就這麼做 Okay. Then that's what we will do.
你拿到了什麼 What have you got there?
我去了下醫院 I went by the hospital.
拿到了Jenny的初步屍檢報告 你看 I got Jenny's preliminary autopsy report. Get this.
她血液裡的搖頭瓦並不足以致命 There wasn't enough ecstasy in her system to be fatal.
- 什麼 - 沒錯 她沒有吸食過量 - What? - Yeah, she didn't O.D.
她死於腎衰竭 She died from renal failure
體內鈉含量水準極低 這意味著... and extremely low sodium levels, which means...
她是死於脫水 She died of dehydration.
- 沒錯 - 好吧 但這太奇怪了 - That's right. - Okay, that is really strange,
因為我去看了一下 because I've been going through the E.R. Records
銳舞那晚的急診室記錄 from the night of the rave.
除了Jenny 醫院還接收了出席活動的23個人 The 23 other ravers admitted to the hospital...
每個人都多多少少有點脫水 they all have some degree of dehydration.
然後我又去了一下活動現場 I've been to the coliseum.
每20英尺就有一個飲水器 There's a water fountain every 20 feet.
這說不通啊 That doesn't make sense.
好吧 Carla作證的時候 Okay, and in Carla's testimony,
她說他們在排隊買水 she said that they were waiting in line to buy water.
如果他們很渴 If they were thirsty,
幹嗎不直接去飲水器那邊喝呢 why didn't they just go to the water fountain?
額 事情不對勁 Uh, something's not right.
我要再去現場看下 附近查查看 I'm gonna go to the coliseum, dig around a little bit.
我會打給你的 I'll call you.
好的 Owen Okay. Owen?
嗯 Yeah.
小心點 Be careful.
一直都會的 Always.
Bardem 先生 Mr. Bardem.
我們為我們之前的表現感到羞愧 We are so mortified about our behavior.
說實話吧 我們沒有訂婚 Full disclosure, we're not really engaged.
一點都不驚訝 Imagine my surprise.
- 是因為我們倆吵架 - 不是 - Was it the fighting? - Hardly.
你倆和我的薄生牛片一樣透明 You two are as transparent as my thinly sliced carpaccio.
她沒帶戒指 She is not wearing a ring,
而你穿的太好 不像是直男 and you dress too well to be straight.
衣服品味不錯 Oh, good taste in clothes.
你倆明顯就是餐飲騙子 You two are obviously cater-whores,
利用我珍貴的品嘗食物時間來拿免費點心 using my valuable tasting time to get some free snacks.
我這可不是Trader's Joe那樣的便宜超市 This is not trader's Joe.
我們不是來騙吃騙喝的子 我們是冒牌貨 We are not cater-whores. We are imposters.
真正的Jane Bingum 正在處理一個大案子 And the real Jane Bingum is in the middle of a big case,
她不能來試吃 and she couldn't make the tasting,
但是她又不想取消 but she didn't want to cancel.
所以 既然都說白了 So, now that it's out in the open,
婚禮是9月9號 the wedding is September 9th.
一萬年都沒可能 Not in a million years!
Bardem 先生... Mr. Bardem...
Jane沒辦法親自過來見你 Jane was unavailable to kiss your ring
因為她正忙於為一個 because she's trying to get justice
剛失去了自己十幾歲女兒的母親找回公道 for a woman who lost her teenage daughter.
現在 如果你打算因為她 Now, if you're going to punish her
想要把世界變得更好而懲罰她... for trying to make the world a better place...
那麼你也不配為她的雞尾酒派對提供餐飲 Then you don't deserve to cater her cocktail hour.
走吧 親愛的 Let's go, sweetheart.
Jane 嘿 太好了 很高興你能來 Jane, hey, good. I'm glad you're here.
收到你短信了 I got your message.
- 出什麼事了 - 我去了活動現場 - What's going on? - I went by the coliseum.
然後找了設備負責人談話 I talked with the facilities manager.
發現活動那晚 Apparently, the night of the rave,
所有的飲水器因為要維修都關了 all of the water fountains were offline for maintenance.
這說不通啊 That doesn't make any sense.
當時派對上有3萬多人 There were over 30,000 people at that event.
而唯一的水還是要錢的 10元一瓶 The only water available was for sale, 10 bucks a bottle.
- 這太扯了 - 哦 還沒說完呢 - That's insane. - Oh, I'm just getting started.
Clearcalm飲水公司有這個活動的 Clearcalm water owned the exclusive water-vending contract
獨家售水權 for the event.
那假如一人買2瓶水... Now, say people bought just two bottles of water...
水的銷售額就50多萬啊 That is over half a million dollars in sales for water.
這是 Clearcalm公司辦公室 These are Clearcalm's corporate offices.
好 那我們現在在這兒做什麼 Okay. What exactly are we doing here?
我們要用我的魅力和你的美貌 We are gonna use my charm and your good looks
找出 Clearcalm飲水公司 to find the connection Clearcalm Water has
和銳舞承辦人的關係 with the rave promoters.
好的 走吧 Well, let's go.
你好 Hello.
有什麼能幫你的麼 Can I help you?
我是Owen French 法官 這位是 Jane Bingum 律師 Judge Owen French. This is counselor Jane Bingum.
我們想找你們的銷售經理談一下 We're here to speak with your sales director.
不好意思 他在開會 Oh, I'm sorry. He's at a conference.
好吧 那麼你們的總經理呢 Okay, how about your C.E.O.?
他也出去了 He's out, as well.
大型瓶裝水會議麼 Big bottled-water conference?
麻煩請讓他給我打個電話 Please have him give me a call
如果他不想收到傳票的話 if he doesn't want to receive a subpoena.
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
Clearcalm 公司是 Phillips 議員的支持者麼 Is Clearcalm a supporter of councilman Phillips?
沒錯 Yeah.
你得知道 我正在調查一件大案子 You should know, I'm in the middle of a big lawsuit,
而他正是我最積極的支持者 and he is one of my most vocal supporters.
- Jane 我 -啊 等等 - Jane, I... - Yeah, one second.
那麼 請告訴你們總經理 So, tell your C.E.O.
讓他馬上來找我 that he should get back to me really soon
如果他不想接到市政府電話的話 if he doesn't want to receive a call from the city.
女士 我覺得我們的總經理 Ma'am, I don't think our C.E.O.
不會害怕那個電話的 will be scared of that phone call.
為什麼這麼說 Why is that?
- Jane 因... -等下 - Jane, bec... - Just one second.
- 讓我說清楚... - Jane - Let me be perfectly clear... - Jane.
- 什麼 - 看 - Yeah? - Look.
Clearcalm 公司是由 Phillips 議員所有的 Clearcalm is owned by councilman Phillips.
這個議員和那個銳舞承辦人是一夥兒的 The councilman is in bed with the rave promoters.
這是在浪費時間 法官大人 我很忙的 This is a waste of time, Your Honor. I have a busy schedule.
我真的要回去工作了 I really should get back to work.
我保證這不會花很長時間的 I promise this won't take long.
說簡短點 Bingum 女士 Make your point quickly, Ms. Bingum.
當然 Phillips 議員 Absolutely. Councilman Phillips,
請問你知不知道銳舞活動那天晚上 are you aware that on the night of the rave,
就是Jenny Evans由於脫水昏過去那晚 the night Jenny Evans collapsed from dehydration,
活動現場所有飲水器 that every single water fountain in the coliseum
都關掉維修了 had been shut down for maintenance?
儘管那邊是在我的管轄範圍 While the Coliseum is in my district,
我並不插手日常運行 I'm not involved in the day-to-day operations.
嗯 沒錯 Oh, right.
這是個蠢問題 That was silly question.
那我換一個 Okay. Let me try this one.
那請問你對 Clearcalm飲水公司熟麼 Are you familiar with the Clearcalm Water Company?
哦 老天 我又問了個蠢問題 Oh, my God. I did it again!
你當然熟 Of course you are.
因為那公司是你的 對嗎 You're the owner, right?
是的 I am.
那你知不知道你公司 And are you aware that your company
是唯一獲得許可在銳舞現場賣水的 was the only vendor licensed to sell water at the rave
而且賣了52000多瓶水 and you sold over 52,000 bottles?
我還沒看過最終數字 I haven't seen the final figures.
每瓶水 10 塊錢 At $10 a bottle,
這一個晚上就能賺50多萬呢 that's over half a million dollars in one night.
Phillips議員 Councilman Phillips,
是不是你下的命令關閉所有飲水器 did you give the order to shut off the water fountains
- 從而使得活動參與者不得不買你的水... -Bingum 小姐 - to force people to buy your water... - Ms. Bingum...
- 法官大人... - 你知不知道 - Your Honor... - And are you aware
如果當時那些飲水器是開著的 that had those water fountains been working,
Jenny Evans現在就可能還活著 Jenny Evans would still be alive?
Bingum 女士 沒有證據 法庭不能允許你 Ms. Bingum, without evidence, this court will not allow you
對這名證人進行毫無根據的指控 to throw baseless accusations at this witness,
我提醒你一下 這兒受審的不是他 who is not, may I remind, on trial here.
您說的沒錯 法官大人 You're right, Your Honor.
我確實沒有很足夠的證據 I don't have sufficient evidence to support that.
但是 我確實拿到了傳票 However, I did get a subpoena
檢查Philips議員的硬碟 for councilman Phillips' hard drive,
我想把這張 Owen French 的照片作為證據 and I would like to enter into evidence
這是從一個被刪除了的檔中找回的 this photo of judge Owen French retrieved from a deleted file.
這張照片 This same photo
和威脅殺死Owe Frech的那封信裡那張一樣 was attached to a death threat made against judge French.
議員先生 你有沒有威脅這位在任法官 Councilman, did you threaten a sitting judge,
也是世上最好的未婚夫 who is also the most perfect fiance on earth?
我 額... I, uh...
我行使我的第五修正案權利(不能強迫犯罪者自證其罪) I invoke my fifth amendment rights.
議員先生 請讓我第一個告知你 Councilman, let me be the first to inform you
您將被指控 that you are about to be charged
加重恐嚇我的未婚夫 with an aggravated threat against my fiance
還有Jenny Evans的過失殺人罪 and the criminally negligent homicide of Jenny Evans.
完勝 所有指控都撤銷了 Complete victory. All charges dismissed.
真的不知道怎麼感謝你們了 I can't thank you guys enough.
不客氣 You are welcome.
基於Kim的辯詞 And based on Kim's argument,
法官準備給FDA簽發一個命令 the judge is issuing an order to the F.D.A.
要求他們複審那個2005年法規 看是否符合憲法規定 to review the constitutionality of the 2005 regulation.
- 是啊 - 看來某人要上《新聞週刊》的封面了啊 - Yep. - Someone's looking to make the cover of "Newsweek."
我們現在得去跟他們協商 Oh, well, now we just have to negotiate
你探視權的事 your visitation rights.
Carrie.
Dan.
你好 Hi.
很抱歉 I am so sorry.
我不知道Rick會讓人把你抓起來 I didn't know Rick would have you arrested.
如果我知道的話 我發誓... If I did, I swear...
Rick現在在哪 Where's Rick now?
我們要分開一段時間 We're taking some time apart.
我本以為他是為了Charlie著想 I thought he had Charlie's best interests.
我不能讓這樣的人撫養我的孩子 I can't let a man like that raise my boy.
我一直以為我很愛他 但是... I really thought I loved him, but...
你能原諒我嗎 Can you forgive me?
當然可以 Of course I can.
嘿 週五帶Charlie一起吃披薩 打保齡球怎麼樣 Hey, how about pizza and bowling on Friday with Charlie?
好啊 到時見 I'll see you then.
史上最容易的談判 Easiest negotiation ever.
我們得談談我的婚宴承辦人 We need to talk about my caterer.
哦 額 是他的錯 Oh, um, the, uh... that was his fault!
這是合同 簽了名 蓋了章 送過去 Here's the contract, signed, sealed, delivered.
看起來我們的試吃成功了 It looks like our tasting did the trick.
確實如此 Oh, absolutely.
如果你說的成功 指的是在廚房大吵 If your trick was getting into a huge fight in the kitchen,
侮辱他的食物 還對他同事暗送秋波的話 insulting his food, and leering at his colleague?
你怎麼補救好了的 So, how did you fix it?
用了一張大額 不能退款的支票 A big, old, non-refundable check.
很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我原諒你了 I forgive you.
但我和你 還需要談談 But you and me, we need to talk.
談什麼啊 你都原諒她了 What? Why? You forgave her.
我的演技不是很好 好吧 I'm just not that good of an actor, okay?
對不起 那事我已經不介意了 Oh, my God. I'm over it.
我和你說的是別的事 There's something else I want to talk about.
我快要嫁給Owen了 I'm marrying Owen,
而他需要知道 and he needs to know the truth about who I am,
我是Deb that I am Deb.
哇 怎麼會產生這念頭的 Whoa. Where is this coming from?
Owen有個小秘密 Owen has a secret.
很小 很小的秘密 It's a teeny, tiny secret.
他和他父親關係不融洽 我不知道原因 He's fighting with his father, and I don't know why.
他有事瞞著我 快把我弄瘋了 But it's driving me crazy that he's keeping something from me,
但我的秘密更大 我感覺自己是個贗品 which makes me a phony because my secret is much bigger.
Jane...
我們即將成為夫妻 We are getting married.
Owen有權知道我是誰 Owen deserves to know who I am.
好吧 把這事說開很不錯 Okay. I think it's a great idea.
真的 You do?
當然 Sure.
每一個男人肯定很想知道 他即將要娶的女人 Every guy wants to hear that the woman he's about to marry
身體裡居住著一個24歲模特的靈魂 has the soul of a 24-year-old model inside of her.
但我的身體裡確實住著一個24歲模特的靈魂 But I actually have a soul of a 24-year-old model!
- 確實啊 - 是啊 - Yes. - Yes.
那你就像剛這樣對他說好了 You do, and say it just like that.
我是說 你聽起來神智完全正常 一點都不瘋 I mean, you sound completely sane, not crazy a bit.
好吧 Okay.
Jane...
Owen愛上了你 Owen fell in love with you.
你是Deb還是Jane 對他來說無關緊要 Now, whether you're Deb or Jane, it doesn't matter to him.
他愛的是你 He loves you.
如果你感覺非得告訴他真相 And if you're feeling compelled to tell him the truth,
我忍不住好奇 你這麼做是為了他嗎 I got to wonder, are you doing this for him?
嗯 還是為了你自己 Hmm? Or for you?
你好 Hello, hello.
你好 Hello.
親愛的 喝點葡萄酒 A little vino for my sweet?
- 謝謝 - 不用謝 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
- 我有點東西給你 - 哦 - I have something else for you. - Ahh.
加利福尼亞州 聖巴巴拉市 卡迪路4825號 4825 Caddy Road, Santa Barbara, California...
我爸的地址 My dad's address.
一小時前和他通過話了 他會來參加我們的婚禮 Talked to him an hour ago. He is coming to the wedding.
他喜歡吃雞 He would like the chicken,
他的新妻子喜歡吃魚 and his new wife would like the fish.
收到 遵命 Well, great.
我們討論下這個 Owen Are we gonna discuss this, Owen?
好吧 Okay.
一年半前 A year and a half ago,
我爸告訴我他準備再婚了 my father told me he was getting married,
請我擔任司儀 and he asked me to officiate.
很溫馨啊 That's sweet.
問題是 這是他第三次結婚 他們... The thing is, it's his third marriage, and they...
他們才認識沒多久 they'd only known each other a short while.
我拒絕了 I said no.
說他不該娶她 I didn't think he should marry her.
嗷嗷嗷 Ouch.
我父親很生氣 My dad was very upset,
讓我不用麻煩去參加他的婚禮了 told me to not bother coming to the wedding.
後來我們就沒說過話 And we haven't spoken since.
我不想討論這個 讓我感覺自己像個混蛋 I didn't want to discuss it, 'cause I felt like a jerk.
但 我父親還是來參加我的婚禮了 But, hey, my dad's coming to the wedding.
是的 Right.
謝謝"夢想之地"的Stacy和你 And I thank you and "Field of dreams" Stacy
讓我面對這個問題 for making me deal with it.
我等不及見他了 Well, I can't wait to meet him.
很抱歉沒有早些告訴你 I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.
我們即將結婚 彼此之間應無任何秘密 We're getting married. We shouldn't have secrets.
是啊 Yeah.
知道嗎 Yeah, you know what?
我有些事要告訴你 I have something to tell you.
哦 Oh.
是什麼 Okay. What?
有件事你該知道 Uh, there's something you should know.
我 I...
愛你 ...love you.
這不是秘密 That's not a secret.
我知道 No, I know.
我只是很想告訴你罷了 I just had to say it.
好了 All right. You know what?
敬沒有秘密 To no more secrets.
沒秘密 To no more secrets.
第四季 第11集
◇翻譯：水果小心 Cindy 相信彩虹 冬天
◇校對：天然宅
◇後期：西西 高小癲
看那個志氣滿滿的模特兒 See that aspiring model there?
那就是我 Deb 直到出車禍的那天 That was me... deb... until the day I died.
我以為我會直接上天堂 I thought I'd go straight to heaven,
可是中間出了個小插曲 But there was a bit of a mix-up
我居然在別人的身體裡醒來 And I woke up in someone else's body.
現在我是Jane So now I'm Jane,
一個有私人助理的超忙律師 A super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant.
我有了新的生活 新的衣服 I got a new life, a new wardrobe,
知道實情的只有 And the only people who really know what's going on with me
我的閨蜜Stacy 和我的守護天使Luke Are my girlfriend Stacy and my guardian angel, Luke.
我總認為事出皆有因 I used to think everything happened for a reason...
哇 Whoo!
好吧 希望我是對的 And, well, I sure hope I was right.