What is it you are asking me? 你刚问的啥？
What kind of pet would I have? 我想要个神马宠物？
Well I think it would be a turtle. 我赶脚乌龟挺不错哒。
Have you seen what turtles do? Have you seen what they can do? 乌龟很叼哒~你晓得他们有多叼嘛~
Err what can they do? 额……有多叼(⊙o⊙)
They can pull their heads in, and they can stick it out, they can pull it back in again. 它们能把脑壳缩进去~再伸出来~然后又缩进去！
Ok, any other reasons? 好吧~还有呢0.0
What do you meen? Isn't that a reason enough? 啥？这还不够？
Its' head going in and out, I can sit and watch that forever! 光是看着它们缩缩脑袋就够我玩一年了！
What do you think of my shell that I made huh? 你赶脚我做的这个龟壳儿肿木样
Which can tell that I made it myself. 很显然这是我做的~
It's actually a tower 其实这货就是条毛巾
but it looks just like a shell. 不过看着就像龟壳一样是吧~OuO
OK and.... next question I think... 好吧....我们可以进入下一个问题...
So what's my score so far? 我拿了几分嘞现在OuO?
What do you do in your home alone…… 你平时在家都……
How to keep myself occupied? 平时都肿么打发时间的？
Some times I count to 1000 and back down again. 有时候我从1数倒1000然后再倒着数回来。
But I usually get stuck on 3 但经常数到3就卡住嘞~
Well anything else? 还有咩？
I pretend to be a turtle 还有就是装成乌龟！
I stick my head out and then back in again! 我就这样把头伸出来又缩回去！
Do you do that sometimes? 你有时候也这么玩儿咩？
Playing turtle turtle in your T-shirt? 穿着T恤玩龟龟Cosplay OuO？
What's it like to be only a pet? 作为家里唯一的宠物是个啥样的赶脚？
Oh bum being only a pet is a real problem. 作为家里唯一的一只宠物神马的糟透喇
How so? 为神马( ⊙o⊙)
I guess nobody else is to blame when I chew up a roll of toilet paper. 因为如果大家发现厕所里的卷纸被咬烂了，那他们就都知道是我干的了。
I like toilet paper! 我喜欢卷纸！OuO
I suck an chew it! 它们可以舔可以咬
It's not just for your bum. 为啥非要用来用来擦屁屁呢(⊙o⊙)？
Ok ok anything else? 好的好的还有别的木有？
It's onetime I chew up a whole role of toilet paper 有一天我把一卷厕纸全都咬烂了
Then nobody could wipe their bum. 于是大家都不能擦屁屁了OuO
Is that into ur question？ 我答到点子上了咩？
Wait what'was the question？ 等等~问题是啥来着
What's it like being only a pet.. 当家里唯一的宠物是赶脚如何
Oh yeah being only a pet...Am I really getting 20 dollars？ 哦哦哦~唯一一只宠物神马的...蓝后答完了我就能有20刀是嘛？( ⊙o⊙)
Yes, can you answer the question? 是哒~所以可以回答我的问题嘞咩？
Can you show me the money first? 先把票子亮粗来瞧瞧
Right here. 喏~
It really sux being only a pet 这赶脚就跟坨屎一样。
Now give me the 20 bucks！ 好吧快给我票子！
or some toilet paper 或者给我点卷纸也行OuO