1 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,000 What is it you are asking me? 你刚问的啥？ 2 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:10,000 What kind of pet would I have? 我想要个神马宠物？ 3 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:10,990 Well I think it would be a turtle. 我赶脚乌龟挺不错哒。 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,500 Have you seen what turtles do? Have you seen what they can do? 乌龟很叼哒~你晓得他们有多叼嘛~ 5 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:14,000 Err what can they do? 额……有多叼(⊙o⊙) 6 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:18,400 They can pull their heads in, and they can stick it out, they can pull it back in again. 它们能把脑壳缩进去~再伸出来~然后又缩进去！ 7 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,800 Ok, any other reasons? 好吧~还有呢0.0 8 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:23,300 What do you meen? Isn't that a reason enough? 啥？这还不够？ 9 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:27,100 Its' head going in and out, I can sit and watch that forever! 光是看着它们缩缩脑袋就够我玩一年了！ 10 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:29,100 What do you think of my shell that I made huh? 你赶脚我做的这个龟壳儿肿木样 11 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,000 Which can tell that I made it myself. 很显然这是我做的~ 12 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:33,300 It's actually a tower 其实这货就是条毛巾 13 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,100 but it looks just like a shell. 不过看着就像龟壳一样是吧~OuO 14 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,200 OK and.... next question I think... 好吧....我们可以进入下一个问题... 15 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:39,100 So what's my score so far? 我拿了几分嘞现在OuO? 16 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:43,600 What do you do in your home alone…… 你平时在家都…… 17 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,000 How to keep myself occupied? 平时都肿么打发时间的？ 18 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:47,800 Some times I count to 1000 and back down again. 有时候我从1数倒1000然后再倒着数回来。 19 00:00:48,100 --> 00:00:49,700 But I usually get stuck on 3 但经常数到3就卡住嘞~ 20 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,000 Well anything else? 还有咩？ 21 00:00:51,100 --> 00:00:52,400 I pretend to be a turtle 还有就是装成乌龟！ 22 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,400 I stick my head out and then back in again! 我就这样把头伸出来又缩回去！ 23 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:58,600 Do you do that sometimes? 你有时候也这么玩儿咩？ 24 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,500 Playing turtle turtle in your T-shirt? 穿着T恤玩龟龟Cosplay OuO？ 25 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,300 What's it like to be only a pet? 作为家里唯一的宠物是个啥样的赶脚？ 26 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,000 Oh bum being only a pet is a real problem. 作为家里唯一的一只宠物神马的糟透喇 27 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:09,200 How so? 为神马( ⊙o⊙) 28 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,600 I guess nobody else is to blame when I chew up a roll of toilet paper. 因为如果大家发现厕所里的卷纸被咬烂了，那他们就都知道是我干的了。 29 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,800 I like toilet paper! 我喜欢卷纸！OuO 30 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,600 I suck an chew it! 它们可以舔可以咬 31 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,000 It's not just for your bum. 为啥非要用来用来擦屁屁呢(⊙o⊙)？ 32 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,000 Ok ok anything else? 好的好的还有别的木有？ 33 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,400 It's onetime I chew up a whole role of toilet paper 有一天我把一卷厕纸全都咬烂了 34 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,300 Then nobody could wipe their bum. 于是大家都不能擦屁屁了OuO 35 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:22,800 Is that into ur question？ 我答到点子上了咩？ 36 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:23,800 Wait what'was the question？ 等等~问题是啥来着 37 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:24,500 What's it like being only a pet.. 当家里唯一的宠物是赶脚如何 38 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,700 Oh yeah being only a pet...Am I really getting 20 dollars？ 哦哦哦~唯一一只宠物神马的...蓝后答完了我就能有20刀是嘛？( ⊙o⊙) 39 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,000 Yes, can you answer the question? 是哒~所以可以回答我的问题嘞咩？ 40 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:28,900 Can you show me the money first? 先把票子亮粗来瞧瞧 41 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:29,800 Right here. 喏~ 42 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:31,000 It really sux being only a pet 这赶脚就跟坨屎一样。 43 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,400 Now give me the 20 bucks！ 好吧快给我票子！ 44 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,200 or some toilet paper 或者给我点卷纸也行OuO 45 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:35,200