我要问他 但又不想去 I'm gonna ask him, and I don't think I'm going to.
我不明白 I don't understand.
天啊 你做到了 太厉害了吧 Girl, you made this happen! I mean, this is awesome.
知道你一直相信我 真的欣慰 I'm just glad you always believed in me.
筹备这样的活动真的劳心伤神 ANDREW: Putting something like this together takes a lot out of you.
也许你们就是因为这样而疏远了 Maybe that's why things are off between you guys.
英格伍的大家好 ‐Inglewood, what's up? ‐
文斯斯塔普利斯的经纪人 谢谢你牵线促成今晚的活动 ‐Vince Staple's manager. ‐Thanks for the hook up tonight.
你牵线促成什么活动 我介绍依莎和他们认识 ‐What did you hook up? ‐Oh, I connected him with Issa.
你得振作一点 别利用人了 You need to figure out your shit and stop using people.
你好可悲 You are so miserable.
你从头到尾都这么自私 You still the same selfish bitch you always been.
莫莉 不准这样指我的脸 不然你想怎样 ‐Molly, get your finger out of my face. ‐What you gonna do?
那女人有枪 ‐That bitch got a gun! ‐
- 谁有枪 - 是刀子吗 ‐Whose got a gun? ‐WOMAN: Is it a knife?
我很惜命的 ‐WOMAN 2: This is my life! ‐
- 我可以留下来陪你 - 没关系 我没事 ‐MAN: I can stick around. ‐ISSA: Nah, I'm all right.
你听到你多荒谬了没有 Molly: Bitch, do you hear yourself?
全世界毛病最多的人就是依莎你 Nobody has more drama than you, Issa.
你从头到尾都这么自私 You still the same selfish bitch you always been.
你得振作一点 别利用人了 You need to figure out your shit and stop usin' people...
- 昨晚太棒了 - 下次何时再办 ‐Ashley: Last night was lit. ‐Damian: When's the next one?
好吃得不得了的塔可 哪里买 Brittany: Where were those bomb ass tacos from?
我以为会很无聊 但实在太帅 Terell: Thought that shit was gonna be wack. But that shit was tight.
近期英格伍 最好玩的活动 Nicole: The most fun I've had in Inglewood in a minute.
不敢相信居然 请到文斯斯塔普利斯 Anthony: I can't believe Vince Staples was there!
我们需要 更多这样的活动 Brandon: We need more events like this.
连我祖母都到场跳舞了 Even my grandma was out there dancing!
今夜民众齐聚于南加州 Tonight in South LA, niggas gathered
吃炸鸡 买可可脂及斗殴 for fried chicken, cocoa butter, and violence.
但绝对要锁定雪伦快报 But as always, you can count on Shannon on the Scene‐‐
喂 打来看你是否还好 Yo, just checkin' in on you.
别让莫莉破坏你今日的成就 Don't let that Molly fuck‐shit ruin how well you did today.
你成功了 依莎 You killed it, Iss.
另外 你忘记邀请老妈了吗 她一直烦我 By the way, did you invite Mom, 'cause she keep on‐‐
早晨状况回报 Hey, morning after update.
我们还在等四家厂商 So it looks like we are waiting on deposit returns
退回押金 from four vendors.
但是我同时想问你 But in the meantime, I did have a few questions
几件之前说 about something that you was telling me you‐‐
你没事吧 昨晚是什么状况 You okay, girl? What was that last night?
你们怎么了 What happened with y'all?
天啊 这宝宝一直哭 Okay, this baby won't stop crying.
你干吗一直抓我的奶 我又没奶可吸 Why you reaching for my titty? Ain't nothing in there!
那是饼干吗 Is that a Wheat Thin?
还真的是饼干 That's a Wheat Thin.
所以 我现在该怎么办 So what am I supposed to do now?
好问题 你搞砸了 That's a good question. You fucked up.
我才没有 是她搞砸了 I didn't fuck up. She fucked up.
- 她也害你搞砸了 - 就是这样 ‐And she got you fucked up. ‐Fuckin' right.
我就是这个意思 That's what the fuck I'm sayin'.
不过我该先低头 I should probably reach out, though.
低头 没发现向来 Reach out? Have you noticed
都是你低头道歉吗 that you're always the one reaching out and apologizing?
该死 没错 ‐Fuck. ‐Yeah.
这次让她先向你低头 她也有错 Let her reach out to you. She's wrong, too.
瞧我真像律师 Effortless bars.
就照你说的 但我等候的时候要干吗 Okay, yeah, but what do I do while I wait?
放松 放心 放下 好好照顾自己 Relax, relate, release. Take care of you.
- 周日就要爱自己 - 抱歉 你说什么 大声一点 ‐: Self Care Sunday. ‐I'm sorry, what? Speak up.
我说周日就要爱自己 I said Self Care Sunday.
意思是你要趁周日 好好爱自己 It's when you take care of yourself on a Sunday.
我知道那是什么意思 我又不是文盲 I know what that means. I read, too.
很好 Okay.
喂 奈森 Nathan, hey.
你好吗 依莎 Hey, what's up, Iss?
就被生活追着跑 Issa: Just catching up on life shit.
我好几个月没能好好呼吸了 Felt like I haven't had a chance to breathe in months.
我能体会 Yeah, I feel you.
我都忘了我订了维他命 Yeah, I forgot I ordered a vitamin box,
你贫血需要的话再跟我说 so if you anemic, let me know.
不用了 Nah.
我知道你比我更忙 I know you been out there hustlin'.
我自从来洛杉矶就一直死命工作 I been grindin' so hard since I got to LA,
忙到忘了自己今年的生日 I forgot my birthday this year.
祝你生日快乐 Damn. Well, happy birthday.
虽然我也不知道是哪一天 Whenever it was.
你也是 不过你还好吧 Nathan: Appreciate you. You good, though?
我知道昨晚最后有点失控 I know the end of the night got a little...
是啊 Yeah...
很抱歉把你卷入这件事 I'm really sorry I dragged you into that mess.
我一点都没放在心上 Nah, I'm not trippin'.
昨晚还是很棒 你该感到自豪 The night was still dope. You should be proud of that shit.
我是很高兴 Yeah, I am, I just...
但我不希望你我是这样重逢 it's just not how I wanted us to reconnect.
我 And...
不想让你有被利用了的感觉 I just don't want you to think that I used you.
不会 是你需要帮忙 我也想帮你 Nah, nah, you needed help and I wanted to help.
你要知道我也会为你赴汤蹈火 And you know I'd do the same for you.
我绝对会 Like, without question.
兄弟 我三明治里头有头发 Hey, man, I got a hair in my sandwich.
你的三明治要吃吗 当然要 ‐You gonna eat yours? ‐Yeah.
- 那是我的三明治 - 也是有道理 ‐It's mine. ‐Makes sense.
我再接一个客人才能下班 Look, I got one more client before I get outta here.
-我们再聊吧 - 没问题 ‐I'll talk to you soon though. ‐A'ight.
- 随时打来 - 再见 ‐Just hit me. ‐Okay, bye.
不好意思打扰你 Woman: I'm sorry to bother you.
我身上带的钱不够买东西 I'm just having a little bit of trouble paying for my stuff.
你好 不好意思 Hi there. Sorry, um,
冒昧请问你可以帮我结账吗 do you mind helping me out a little bit?
你好 我真的得买几件 Hi, I just have a couple of things I need...
好吧 Okay.
不好意思 抱歉 Woman: Excuse me? Hi, I'm sorry.
我需要协助 I just need a little bit of help.
我知道 这要求有点过分 I know, I know, this is a lot.
但我只是真的需要人帮忙 I just need somebody to help me.
小姐 我帮你吧 Hey, I got you.
谢谢你 Oh, bless you.
你的善举真的帮我们很大的忙 Oh, this means so much to us.
不客气 乐意之至 Of course. Happy to help.
你好漂亮 You're real beautiful.
谢谢 Oh, thank you. So are you.
你容光焕发才美呢 ‐You are glowing. ‐
- 你活像颗灯泡 - 再次感谢你 ‐Like a light bulb. ‐Thanks again for this.
- 你真是上帝派来的天使 - 己所欲 ‐You're a godsend. ‐You've gotta put out
施于人 对吧 the energy you wanna get back, right?
- 总共１５４元９９分钱 - 搞什么 我的欲望从来没那么贵过 ‐$154.99 ‐The fuck? Expensive‐ass energy.
- 抱歉 没刷过 - 真怪 ‐Sorry, it declined. ‐That's weird.
- 我能再试一次吗- 当然可以 ‐Can I try again? ‐Sure.
没用 还是拒刷 Nope, still declined.
我看不会变了 It, it won't change.
我还有别张卡 - 没关系 ‐I have another card. ‐Never mind.
已经很难看了 This just got sad.
你今日送我的礼物是练习识人 The gift you've given me today is perspective.
祝福你 God bless.
反正她还不需要那些东西 宝宝都还没生出来 She ain't need all that anyway. The baby not here yet.
结葡萄酒就好 ‐Just the wine. ‐Mmm.
等等 Stop!
别走 等一下 Hold up! Stop!
你这白痴该不会又要 Oh, no, this bitch is not about to‐‐
闭嘴 我就是要帮他 Shut up, I'm doin' it!
先生 我看见您错过公车了 Hi, sir, I saw you missed the bus back there.
您要往北的话 我能顺道载你一程 Are you going north? 'Cause I could give you a ride.
我不信任来福车或是胸步 I don't trust no Lyfts or Boobers.
我不是来福车 以前开过 Oh, I'm not a Lyft. I mean, I drive for Lyft.
但目前不是 我只是想帮忙 But not right now. I just wanted to help.
好 但你可别乱来 Okay, but don't try nothin'.
我不打女人 但为了自保 我可是会赏你巴掌 I don't hit ladies, but I'll slap a bitch to defend myself.
别看我类风湿 我还是很强壮有力 Don't let the rheumatoid fool you. I‐I still got grip.
你搭我的车很安全 我是依莎 You're safe with me. I'm Issa.
- 我是乔治 - 幸会 乔治 ‐George. ‐Nice to meet you, George.
- 你要去哪里 - 你要骗我说出目的地 ‐Where are you headed? ‐You want me to tell you
让手机听到 so you can tell it to the phone
最后被政府监听 so they can tell it to the government.
你休想 Uh‐uh
好 我就不用卫星定位了 Okay, no GPS.
你知道路怎么走吗 Do you know how to get there?
你的问题好多 大侦探 You ask a lot of questions, detective.
往拉布雷亚就对了 我会告诉你在哪里停车 Just head up La Brea. I'll tell you where to pull over.
不错 乔治 Sounds good, George.
你要帮忙 就好好帮到底 George: You gonna give a nigga help, then help the nigga.
你一定是只蜥蜴 这里头还真冷 You must be a lizard. It's cold in here.
不能给老爹我开暖气吗 Can a nigga get some heat?
该死 现在这里跟火炉一样 God damn, it's like a furnace in here now.
折衷调整一下 Split the difference!
- 这样可以吗 乔治 - 我不确定 ‐How's this, George? ‐I'm not sure yet.
等我一下 你要给我时间适应 Give me a second. Let me feel it.
很好 Yeah, there it is. That's nice.
这温度很不错 That's, that's really nice.
很好 : Great.
你今天好吗 How's your day goin'?
还好 It's okay.
你呢 还好 ‐You? ‐Eh, it's fine.
毕竟外面世界这么多疯子 There's a lot of crazy people out there.
处处都得小心 You gotta be careful.
- 是呀 - 小心一点 ‐Yeah. ‐Watch out!
你搞什么 ‐ ‐What the‐‐ what?
我是说出门在外要凡事小心 路上很危险 I meant in life, watch out. These streets is dangerous.
有男人照顾你吗 You got a man lookin' out for you?
- 没有 - 所以你是 ‐Nope. ‐So you one of them
女权纳粹吧 好喔 亲爱的 feminazis, huh? Okay, honey.
你我完全平等 干得好 We "equal." Good job.
- 我们快到了吗 -你听过黑色星球吗 ‐Are we getting close yet? ‐You ever heard of Black Planet?
听过 Uh, yeah.
你也有黑色星球账号吗 You had a Black Planet page?
什么 不是 我是说黑色星球夜总会 What? No, the club.
以前就开在那边 Black Planet. It was right there.
我跟我兄弟以前都去那里狂欢 Me and my boys used to tear it up.
迷倒所有小姐 ‐The ladies loved us. ‐Mm.
之前吃过很多甜头 Caught many a train in there.
比美国国铁还多 And I ain't talking about Amtrak.
后来我们分家了 ‐Oh, no. ‐ The gang all broke up.
墨利斯被告 温德尔开始吸毒 Maurice caught a case. Wendell found crack.
其他人都不知道沦落哪里了 All them other niggas, who knows?
我早该看到迹象 I guess I should have seen the signs
知道一切不会长久 that the shit wouldn't last.
凡事总有迹象 真的 There's always a sign. Always.
快到的话 你能给我个迹象吗 Well, can you give me a sign that we're getting close?
- 厕所 - 什么 ‐Bathroom! ‐What?
我要尿下去了 快停车 I gotta piss. Pull over.
好啦 我帮你找厕所 Okay, okay, okay, I'll find a bathroom.
拜托别尿在我车上 Please do not piss in my car.
我可不会再尿在帽子了 I'm not gonna pee in my hat again.
绝对不会 我只剩这一顶帽子了 I ain't gonna do that 'cause this is the last hat I got.
你大可以现在离开 不会有人知道 You could leave right now. No one would know.
- 开走就对了 - 我才不会这么做 ‐Just drive away. ‐I'm not gonna do that.
他需要我 He needs me.
他这是在吃零嘴吗 Is that Fun Dip?
真是好险 Close call.
很好 现在要去哪里 Cool. Where do I go?
查尔斯 Hey, Charles!
查尔斯 Charles!
你在外面做什么 What you doin' way out here?
不对 那不是查尔斯 Oh, no, that, that's not Charles.
等等 很有可能是查尔斯 Wait, that might be Charles, though.
乔治 其实我赶时间 George, I really have somewhere to be.
能出发了吗 好啦 ‐Can we go? ‐All right, all right, all right.
你最好真的不是查尔斯 That better not be you, nigga.
我晚一点绝对打给你 I'mma call your ass later.
从底层贫民窟跻身高级贫民窟 Get from the lower ghetto to the higher ghetto,
就开始有一堆人假装不认识你 they act like they don't know your ass,
你猜我怎么看 you know what I'm sayin'?
他绝对是查尔斯 请你告诉我要去哪里 ‐That's Charles. ‐Can you tell me where to go, please?
往拉布雷亚就对了 跟刚才一样 Just go up La Brea where we been going.
好 Issa: Okay.
没错 就是这间 Yep, right there.
谢谢你载我一程 I appreciate the ride.
谢谢 艾莎 Thanks, Ice.
再见 乔治 Bye, George.
该死 Shit.
好了 Okay.
老爸 Dad?
好了 各位请就座 Instructor: Okay, everyone, take your seats.
活动即将开始 We are about to get started.
你好 这个位子有人吗 Hey, are y'all saving this seat?
- 没有 你请坐 - 谢谢 ‐Nope, you got it. ‐Thank you.
你居然连酒瓶都没带 没有 抱歉 ‐You don't even have your flask? ‐No, I'm sorry.
我不知道酒要自备 I didn't know it was BYOB.
我以为现场会提供画笔及酒水 I thought they provided the paint and the sip.
拜托 酒才是重点 Damn, girl, the sip is the whole point.
我自己也喝不完这么多酒 Well, I'm not gonna finish this whole bottle, so...
大家要是想喝皮诺 我会允诺 if y'all want any of this pinot, let me know.
这是我单身最后一个周末 This is my last weekend as a single bitch,
所以我们就不客气了 so we will definitely take you up on that.
- 恭喜你 - 谢谢 ‐Congratulations. ‐Thank you.
我先喝 再来换我 ‐I go first. ‐And then me.
- 其实这很重 - 我来帮你 ‐This is actually really heavy. ‐I got you, I got you.
团队合作 Teamwork!
你们是哪里人 Where y'all visiting from?
我们来自华盛顿特区 Oh, we're from DC.
不对 你们是华盛顿特区人 No, y'all are from DC.
我来自美人镇 This bitch is from PG County.
我不知道那是哪里 Issa: I don't know what that means,
但是我觉得我该恭喜你 but I feel like I should congratulate you.
根本没有美人镇这回事 Pretty Girl County ain't shit.
但是我的伴娘非你莫属 But ain't nobody else I'd have as my bridesmaids.
没错 我们经历过大风大浪 Kindsey: Yeah, we've been through it,
永远还是会支持彼此 but we always have each other's backs.
我喜欢 生死与共 I love that. Ride or dies.
没错 但拉海尔居然把我假发拿去烘干 Yep, except that one time Rahel put my wig in the dryer.
坎席在我爷爷的追思会 Or when Kindsey oversauced the hot wings
把鸡翅做得太辣 at my grandfather's repass.
迪娜居然上了我哥 Or when Dina fucked my brother.
我还真的干过这件事呢 I really did do that, huh?
天啊 迪娜 Oh, damn, Dina.
等等 你的仙人掌为何像根老二 Wait, why does your cactus look like a dick?
才不像 ‐No, it don't. ‐
你干吗不用绿色 Why didn't you use the green?
- 偶尔也有咖啡色仙人掌呀 - 还有树丛 ‐Sometimes cacti be brown. ‐Bitch, the bush?
真恶 I can't.
那叫做风滚草啦 They're tumbleweeds.
看来有人作画遇到困难了 Well, it looks like someone's having a little trouble, huh?
- 你有事吗 - 哪里好笑 ‐Excuse me? ‐What's funny?
人家这是艺术 你走开 She a artist, fall back.
这杰作很美 以老二来说的话 Dina: It's beautiful. It's a masterpiece.
我就需要人家挺我 谢谢 ‐Thank you. ‐If we were painting dicks.
很高兴认识你 Hey, it was nice meeting you.
我也很高兴认识你们 Oh, it was so nice meeting y'all, too.
祝你们今晚玩得愉快 I hope y'all have fun tonight.
我要回家把老二画挂在墙上 I'mma go home and hang my dick on the wall.
再见 ‐ ‐Bye.
其实我们想去转角喝杯酒 Well, we actually were thinking about
你要不要来 hittin' up the bar on the corner. Wanna come?
其实我 Oh, actually, I...
我跟你说 我要去 You know what? I'm down.
- 走吧 - 好 ‐Let's go. ‐All right.
不是 等等 他怎么求婚的 Wait, no, no, wait. How did he do it?
我走进卧房 他手中拿着空药 I walked into my bedroom, right? And he was passed out
罐昏迷在床上 on the bed with an empty pill bottle in his hands.
在我正要拨９１１时 And before I was able to dial 911,
他突然跳起来说＂我对你成瘾 he popped up and he was like, "I'm addicted to you."
你愿意嫁给我吗 ＂ Will you marry me?
- 听起来很恐怖 - 可不是吗 ‐That's terrifying. ‐I know, right?
布兰登就是这样 我好爱我男人 Brandon will be Brandon. I love my man.
话说回来 你是本地人 So anyway, you're from here.
一定老是看到名人吧 So you must see famous people all the time, huh?
其实还好 Ha, not really.
不过工作上倒是挺多的 Well, I guess actually more for work, yeah.
是喔 你在哪里高就 Ooh, okay. What do you do?
这说来话长 我不想扫兴 Oh, it's hard to explain. I don't want to bore y'all.
拜托 我们都醉了 你讲什么都有趣 Girl, we drunk. Everything is exciting.
请分享 Please share.
我主办活动 Well, I create events
支持南加州在地艺术家和商家 and support local artists and businesses in South LA.
- 所以你专门做行销 - 或是活动企划 ‐So you're like in marketing. ‐Or like, an event planner.
我觉得两者皆具 It's a little of both.
我替人们牵线 让他们体验独特场地和 I bring people together and expose them to unique places
经验 and experiences.
若真的要用头衔叙述 我大概像是 If I had to put a title on it, I guess I'd say I'm a...
文化筹备人 cultural curator?
天啊 听起来也太酷了 Damn, bitch. That sounds cool as fuck.
谢谢 我最近的活动 Thank you. Yeah, I mean, I just did
邀到文斯斯塔普利斯 an event with Vince Staples.
大概这种风格 酷酷的 Yeah, like, stuff like that, but, like, chill though.
我的天啊 文斯斯塔普利斯 ‐Oh, damn, Vince Staples? ‐Ooh!
你们别再拍我马屁了 Y'all need to stop gassing me up.
拜托 我除了拍你马屁 还要为你放烟火 Please, I'm about to gas you up and light you on fire.
你太酷了 Bitch, that's bomb.
谢谢 Thank you.
所以你就像是潮店 So you're basically the plug.
大概可以这么说吧 Yeah, I guess you could say that.
天啊 太帅了 ‐Hm. ‐Damn, that's tight.
马里兰才没潮店 We ain't got no plugs in Maryland.
只有一堆过季销售店 Just a bunch of dusty outlets.
我马上回来 上一下厕所 I'll be right back. Gotta use the bathroom.
- 好 - 我也要去 ‐Okay. ‐Oh, me, too.
你们在路上顺便帮我找个男人 Find me a man on the way to the bathroom.
这厕所好香 我喜欢 This bathroom smells mad good. I love that.
里面闻起来好像现烤面包 搞什么 Yeah, it smells like fresh bread in here, what the fuck?
潮店小姐 请问要去哪里找男人 So, Miss Plug, where the niggas hiding at?
那得看你想找哪种男人了 Well, that depends on what kinda niggas you looking for.
我不会歧视人家 I don't discriminate.
若你想找街头痞子 那得往１０号州际公路以下 Well, if you like hood niggas, you gotta go below the 10.
文青哥的话 就去洛斯费利兹或是 But if you like artsy niggas, you can go to Los Feliz
银湖 or Silver Lake.
想找凯子的话 绝对要去拉德拉 And if you like rich niggas, you gotta go to Ladera.
天啊 你还真识货 还有什么选择 Damn, you know your stuff. What else you got?
莱默特公园的男生 Oh, well if you like earthy niggas,
普遍比较土 you can go to Leimert Park.
风趣男可以去西 If you like your niggas with a little zest,
好莱坞找找看 you can go to West Hollywood.
已婚男的话就去帕萨迪纳 Ooh, if you like married niggas, you can go to Pasadena.
或是阿尔塔迪纳 Or Alta Dena.
任何迪纳其实都可以 Really any of the Denas.
你们打算去哪里呢 So where you think y'all gonna go?
坎席 Kindsey?
坎席你掉到马桶里了吗 Kindsey, did you fall in?
坎席 Kindsey?
再麻烦您结账 Okay, whenever you're ready.
我们想去转角喝杯酒 要来吗 Kindsey: We were thinking about hitting up that bar on the corner, wanna come?
- 文化筹备人 - 厉害 ‐Issa: Cultural curator. ‐Rahel: Fancy!
你们别再拍我马屁了 ‐ ‐Issa: Y'all need to stop gassing me up!
潮店小姐 要去哪里找男人 Kindsey: So, Miss Plug, where the niggas hiding at?
还有什么选择 Girl, you know your stuff. What else you got?
看到了 Oh, there they go, there they go, there they go.
你们这群贱人 There you bitches go.
- 你好吗 坎席 - 搞什么 ‐What's good, Kindsey? ‐What the fuck?
你们算算这样可以得几分 Yeah, how many points y'all get for that?
你这人有什么毛病 从头到脚都有毛病 ‐What the fuck is wrong with you? ‐Everything, bitch!
要去哪里找男人 ‐ ‐"Where the niggas at?"
男人才不屑你这种爱哭鬼 Not looking for your crying bitch ass, huh?
你这烂人 ‐You ain't shit. ‐A‐ha!
- 我要报警了 - 欢迎来到洛杉矶 ‐I'm calling the cops! ‐Welcome to LA!
喂 你在忙吗 Hey, you busy?
我可以去找你吗 Can I come over?
我真开心你打给我 I am so happy you called.
妈 ‐Hey, Mom. ‐
- 不行 先脱鞋 - 什么时候有这规矩 ‐Ah‐ah‐ah‐ah, shoes off. ‐Since when?
从史丹利逼我读了 一本关于日本的书开始 Stanley got me reading a book about Japan.
好吧 Okay...
我只是想你明明办了 这么大的街头派对 I'm just saying, you threw a whole block party
居然没想到邀请一下你老妈 and you didn't even invite your mother.
妈 你跟我讲过很多次 Mom, you've told me repeatedly you don't like
你不喜欢聚集在一起的黑人 crowds of black people.
我不喜欢任何聚集在一起的东西 想到就浑身发痒 I don't like crowds of anything. They make me itch.
我下次办一个人潮没那么多的吧 Well, I'll work on not having a crowd at the next one.
所以你会再办一个了 Oh, so you're doing another one.
应该会 也许吧 I think so. Maybe.
很好 表示一切很顺利了 Okay, so... it went well, then.
对 很不错 Yeah. Yeah, it was good.
要不要喝秋葵浓汤 我冰箱有一点 You want some gumbo? I got some in the freezer.
不用了 That's okay.
过来 Come here.
干吗 What?
我只是不知道我下一步该怎么走 I just don't know what I'm supposed to do next.
看来你人生走到了新的一页 Sounds to me like you're entering into a new season in your life.
一天到晚跌交的这一页吗 跌得很痛 Which one? Fall? 'Cause it hurts.
成长的疼痛在所难免 Growing pains are just that. Painful.
妈 我又不是十二岁小孩 我三十岁了 Yeah, but Mom, I'm not 12. I'm 30.
你三十岁时 已经结婚了 When you were 30, you were married.
有了房子 还有两个小孩 You had a house, you had two kids.
我根本不想要 Oh, I ain't want y'all.
我根本没料到我能养小孩 I didn't think I could have kids.
我犯了错 I made a mistake.
你犯两次错吗 我跟弟弟有两个人 Twice, 'cause there are two of us.
对 我犯了两次错 Yeah, I made two mistakes.
真是天崩地裂的消息 That is Earth‐shattering.
对我当初也是 但我挺过来了 It was for me too. But I figured it out.
你们最后都成了我人生最棒的事 And y'all ended up being the best parts of my life.
你和我很像 你也会挺过来 You're built the same way. You're gonna figure it out.
也许吧 If you say so.
我只觉得自己人生一团乱 I just feel like I'm all over the place.
我一直想你说我 And I keep thinkin' about that one time when you said
一心太多用的事 I had my hand in too many pots.
- 我何时说过这句话 - 梅阿姨的纪念日上 ‐When did I say that? ‐At Aunt May's anniversary.
我偷拿蛋糕回房间的时候 I overheard you talking about it
意外听到的 when I was sneaking cake to my room.
我不是那个意思 That is not what I meant.
我说的是你对很多事情都有热忱 I was speaking to all the things that you were interested in
还都表现卓越 and you were good at.
我因此好欣赏你 I admire that about you.
你欣赏我 You admire me?
我 I just...
从来没想到你是这么看我的 never thought that.
谢了 妈 Thanks, Mom.
你跟史丹利还好吗 他对你好吗 So how are you and Stanley. He doin' right by you?
好得高潮迭起 Ooh, yes he is!
妈 我才不是问你这个 Ew, Mom, that's not what I meant.
那你们打算结婚吗 ‐Ooh. ‐So are y'all gonna get married?
结来继承那对双胞胎吗 And inherit those twins? No thank you.
不了 谢谢 Mm‐mm.
绝对不要 ‐ ‐No, no, no.
你真的不要秃头的姬莎吗 You don't want Keisha with alopecia?
我两个都不要 Ooh, honey, neither one of 'em.
- 喂 - 我是凯莉 ‐Hey. ‐This is Kelli.
请问哪里找 May I ask who's calling?
凯莉 我是依莎 明明是你打给我 Kelli, it's Issa. You called me.
我知道是我打给你 I know I called your ass.
但你一副我亲生老爸那样忽略我 But you ignoring me like you my biological father.
你去哪里了 还好吗 Kelli: Where you been? Are you okay?
我还好 我只是在忙 Yeah, I'm okay. I‐‐ I've just been busy.
好 你打给莫莉了没有 Okay, well, have you called Molly yet?
还没有 干吗不打 ‐Uh‐uh. ‐Why not?
因为她还没打给我 'Cause she hasn't called me.
就这样 你打算就这么办 So that's it? That's a wrap?
拜托 依莎 Issa, come on.
我知道你现在不高兴 I know you're upset right now, but maybe if y'all
但你们坐下谈过 也许就没事了 sat down and talked face‐to‐face you could work it out.
你也是这样告诉莫莉的吗 Are you giving Molly this same energy?
对啊 我也一直打给那家伙 Kelli: Yes, I've been callin' that bitch too.
我之前跟蒂芬妮僵持太久的时候 Look, when me and Tiff let our shit sit too long,
差点和好不成了 we almost didn't come back from it.
可是我这次真的不想先低头 I just don't wanna be the one to reach out this time.
我懂 但那又如何 要是她也没打来 Okay, so what? If she doesn't call,
你们打算这样僵一辈子吗 y'all just never gonna speak again?
街头派对太帅了 William: Yo, that block party was tight!
请问家常菜 Aryssa: Yo, who was selling the soul food
松露起司通心粉店家是谁 with the truffle mac and cheese?
得大大推荐一下 I need to put the homies on.
那是＂我们的厨房＂ 谢谢光顾 Issa: That was Our Kitchen, thanks for coming.
-祝福你 - 第一位雷鬼头的歌手 ‐Bless up. ‐David: Who was that first artist
是谁 他好帅 with the locs? Shit slapped.
他是德瑞洛根 快去关注 Issa: That was Derrius Logan. Check him out.
我要去哪里找更多这种活动 Edward: Where can I find more stuff like this?
交给我 马上就来 Issa: I got you. Coming soon.
可恶 不好听 Nope, doesn't work.