黑 镜
第一季 第一集
黑 镜
你好 Hello.
你就说出什么事了 Just tell me what's happened.
到底什么事 And what is it?
我就下来 I'll be right down.
怎么了 What's happened?
苏珊娜 Susannah.
苏珊娜 Susannah?
苏珊娜公主 Princess Susannah.
她没事吧 Is she all right?
不知道 Don't know.
国歌
别杀我 Don't kill me.
求你别杀我 Please don't kill me.
照着念 Read the statement.
好 好的 Yes. All right.
屏幕上的 On this screen?
是的 That is correct.
我是苏珊娜 I'm Susannah
博蒙特女公爵 Duchess of Beaumont.
即大家熟知的苏珊娜公主 Popularly known as Princess Susannah.
我现在在... 你们 I am in a place you... er...
找不到的地方 被一个无法追踪的人挟持了 cannot find, held by one you will not trace.
迈克尔 卡洛首相 Prime Minister Michael Callow...
迈克尔 卡洛首相 我的性命... Prime Minister Michael Callow my life...
我的性命握在你手中 My life depends on you.
如果你不遵照指示采取行动... If you do not do precisely as instructed by, um...
到下午四点 我就会... by 4pm this afternoon, I will be...
被行刑 I will be executed.
求你了 Please.
干什么 继续放 What are you doing? Keep it going.
首相先生 这里我必须向您说明 Prime Minister, at this point, I think it's important to say
我们百分之百肯定 that we are 100% certain
这确实是 that this is, indeed,
苏珊娜公主 Princess Susannah.
她的车于午夜时分被劫持 Her car was intercepted shortly after midnight,
当时她刚参加完大学好友的婚礼 returning from the wedding of a college friend.
她坚持要去参加 She'd insisted on going.
可你给她派了保镖啊 But you had security on her?
两名皇家保镖 目前仍处于昏迷中 Two PPOs, still unconscious.
大量镇静剂 近距离注射 Heavy sedative, close range,
每人身上都有一处针孔 each with a single puncture wound.
没有打斗痕迹 No sign of struggle.
他们想要什么 钱 What do they want? Money?
释放圣战人员 Release the Jihadi?
免除第三世界的债务 Scrap Third World debt?
拯救他妈的图书馆 Save the fucking libraries?
英国曾爆发"拯救图书馆运动"
我们已经证实 这个视频 We are convinced both the video
和其中的要求 都是真实的 and the demand it contains are genuine.
什么要求 What demand?
苏珊娜接下来要说的... What Susannah says next...
直接与您相关 先生 It concerns you directly, sir.
放吧 Just play it.
我们只有一个要求 简简单单的要求 There is only one demand, and it is a simple one.
下午四点 At 4pm this afternoon,
迈克尔 卡洛首相 Prime Minister Michael Callow
必须出现在英国电视直播上 must appear on live British television
包括所有电视网络 地面网络和卫星网络 on all networks, terrestrial and satellite,
并且 不 and... No!
所有英国电视网络 地面网络和卫星网络 On all British networks, terrestrial and satellite,
完整真实地与一头猪发生性关系 and have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig.
我不明白 I don't understand!
视频最后播放了一系列 The video ends with a series of technical
直播技术说明 specifications for the broadcast.
为什么搞这些 Why are you doing this?
开玩笑的吧 Is this joke, right?
迈克 真好笑 Mike! Ho ho.
是真的 It's real.
她说了猪 She said pig.
和猪性交 Sex with a pig.
他们要我去上一头猪 They want me to have sex with a pig?
电视直播 Live on television
今天下午 this afternoon.
可这... 是谁... But what...? Who...?
我们正在通过线人收集嫌疑人 We're checking with embedded operatives, compiling a list of suspects.
但是这个要求已经提出了 Meanwhile, the demand has been made.
容我们做出回应的时间并不多 There's not long to formulate our response.
我是不会去上猪的 Well, I'm not fucking a pig!
先说清楚 绝对不会 Page one, that's not happening.
当然 Of course.
当然 先生 Absolutely, sir.
我们有没有跟这个...对话 Well, have we established a dialogue with this...?
没法对话 没电子邮件地址 没代码 We can't. There's no e-mail address, no code word.
没任何谈判途径 No channel for negotiation.
那就集中精力找苏珊娜 务必把她救回来 So we focus on finding Susannah. We get her back.
不管采取什么手段 这事必须马上解决 However it's done, I don't care. We stop this now.
我向您保证 所有人都在全力奋战 I assure you everyone's working towards this.
好 不 不必所有人 Yes. No. Not everyone.
特别行动小组 这事不能传开了 A dedicated core team. This can't go wide.
务必对媒体保密 媒体太可怕了 Keep it so far from the press. It's on the other side of Jupiter.
这事只允许这间屋子里的人知晓 This only exists in this room.
已经传到外面了 It's already outside it.
如果有黑客入侵 If there are hacks sniffing around,
堵住他们的嘴 说是最高国防机密 shut them down, bright, red, D Notice.
散布出去就会有身高千丈的大怪兽横扫英国 Super fucking Godzilla injunction with ten-inch Whitehall fangs!
这个视频是从Youtube上看到的 This video came from YouTube.
什么 What?
一小时前用一个加密IP上传的 It was uploaded via an encrypted IP an hour ago.
赶紧和谐掉啊 Well, get it off there!
上传九分钟后就被删除了 We did after nine minutes,
但这足以使其被下载 but that was long enough for it to be downloaded,
复制并流传开来 duplicated and spread.
流传 有多少人看过 Spread? How many people have seen this?
撤下一段视频 立刻就有六段被其他人上传 We take down one, six clones immediately pop up elsewhere.
有多少人 How many people?
五万 这是目前的估计 50,000. That's our current estimate.
电视台也收到了 The news rooms have got it.
他们播放了吗 They're running this on air?
没有 我们立刻发出第五类D通告 No. We put a Type Five D Notice out immediately
英国政府给予媒体播放与否的非强制性建议 共分五类
他们同意合作 and they're complying.
暂时而已 For now.
已经是推特上的热门话题了 It's trending on Twitter.
见鬼的互联网 For... Fucking internet!
现在怎么办 应急流程是什么 What now? What's the play book?
这种状况还是第一次出现 首相 This is virgin territory, Prime Minister.
没有流程可参照 There's no play book.
第一章 完
第二章
苏珊娜公主被绑架了 Princess Susannah's been kidnapped!
你瞎咋呼啥 You scared the shit out of me!
都传到Youtube上了 There's a Youtube of it!
上班去吧 Go to work!
...和卫星网络 ...and satellite...
完整真实地与一头猪发生性关系 ..And have full unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig.
假的 肯定是伪造的 你瞧 No way. It's a piss take, man. Look at it!
我不明白 I don't understand!
怎么没上新闻呢 Why this is on the news?
而在泰特现代美术馆举办的 ..Carlton Bloom's controversial exhibition
极富争议的卡尔顿?布鲁姆展览提前三周谢幕 at Tate Modern closes three weeks ahead of schedule... '
我们用什么词啊 "不雅行为"吗 How do we describe it? "An indecent act"?
大家都看到视频了 都知道细节 Everyone's seen the video. They already know the full details.
若提到人兽性交 通信局肯定会找麻烦 If we mention bestiality, OFCOM would be seriously pissed off.
OFCOM: 英国通信界的独立监管机构
去他的通信局 Fuck OFCOM!
我们要遵守D通告 We're still observing the D Notice.
但总得报道点什么吧 But surely we're going to do something.
以D通告为准 We are honouring the D Notice.
D通告是非强制的 The voluntary D Notice!
话虽如此 我们还是要遵守 It may be a sportsman-like gesture but we are making it.
一个女人的生命危在旦夕 A woman's life is at stake!
我们要守规矩 We follow the procedure.
我的主页上全是观众在问我们 My timeline consists of 100% viewers
为什么没播这新闻 我怎么回答 asking why we're not covering it. How do I reply?
不要回答 You don't.
这也太窝囊了 That is totally backwards.
没一家电视台在报道 No-one else has broken rank.
BBC和天空广播都没... Not the Beeb, not Sky, not...
我听说Facebook收视群可比他们多 I hear Facebook's coverage is pretty comprehensive!
也许是... That maybe...
就好像发生了911 It's like 9/11's happening and
我们却在报道食谱 we're broadcasting sandwich recipes.
我们可不是聊天室 We're not a chat room!
CNN播了 还有FOX It's on CNN and FOX.
还有MSNBC 半岛电视台和NHK And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...
行行 All right.
天啊 全世界都疯了 God! This planet!
萨拉 你报道绑架一事 OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.
达蒙负责大众的反映 Damon, public reaction.
米拉则是皇室那边 比如接下来的婚礼 Meera, the royal angle, upcoming marriage, etc.
西蒙 与内容核准部确认下文稿规范 Simon, set tone with Standards and Practices.
要用恰当的方式播报 We need to explain this
不能让观众觉得恶心 without viewers sicking up their Weetabix.
洛肯负责网络和新型媒体 Lorcan, the internet aspect, new paradigm,
推特啊 信息革命啊 什么的 Twitter, Arab spring, all that.
毕博和丹 所有图片都要经我审阅 Bibo, Dan, all graphics run past me.
都干起来 不准偷懒 Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs.
玛莱卡 你去更新下公主的讣告录像 Malaika, update the princess obit VT.
讣告录像 The Obit VT?
对 得先打个尴尬的电话 Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone call.
至少得告诉汤姆一声 Least I can do is warn Tom.
这事可是下达了D通告的 We put a D Notice on it.
是全球性新闻了 汤姆 It's gone global, Tom.
-不要播 -我也没办法... - Don't. - I can't do anything...
-我求你了 -你求我... - I'm begging you. - You're begging me...
不要播 马丁 Don't run it, Martin.
听着 我很抱歉 但我帮不了你 Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.
你以后还想让我帮你挖新闻吗 You know how much help you're getting hereon in?
做你妈的白日梦 UKN死去吧 Multiply nothing by shit-all! UKN is dead to us!
回家玩蛋去吧 臭贱人 Shove it up your ass you fucking...
真有意思 Interesting.
一个男人 A man.
-男人吗 -男人 - Man? - A man!
汤姆 你应该能明白 Tom, so you're across it...
我在筹备应急方案 I'm exploring contingency plans.
我跟卡莱特解释过了 I briefed Callett.
卡莱特先生 这是蓝眼公司的诺埃尔 Mr Callett. Noel, from Blue Eye.
诺埃尔凭借他为HBO那部什么月亮西面 Noel won an Emmy by his effects work on that
做的特效获得了艾美奖 HBO moon Western thing.
是宁静之海 Sea of Tranquility.
没人比他更强了 You won't find better.
你能把一个人的头部映射到另一个活人上吗 Can you map a head onto a body live?
那要看摄像头是否会动 Depends if your camera's moving.
规则上说用一台单手手持摄像机 Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held camera
并要来回持续移动 in a constant roving motion.
明白 冈佐流派 他挺懂行 不好办 Yeah, Gonzo style. He knows his shit. That's tough.
拍三级片所用手法 令人身临其境
"全景展示" 这是什么意思 "Fruition to be transmitted in full"? What does that...
你就管效果就行 Focus on the visuals.
给活动的演员换一张脸 Different face mapped onto a live performer.
还要满足这上面列的拍摄条件 According to those stipulations.
很难啊 Fringes of possibility...
四点截止 两点前通知我们是否做得到 Deadline's at four. We need to know if it's workable by two.
开什么玩笑 Can't happen.
不行也得行 It has to.
我们的线人已经排除了一些重大嫌疑对象 Our embeds have ruled out the major players.
不是基地组织 不是爱尔兰共和军 It's not AQ, not IRA.
那就只剩激进组织 仇恨团体 This is what's left... radicals, hate groups.
曾威胁过你或皇室成员的人 People who've threatened yourself or the royals.
在我们说话的同时他们已经被提审 They're being pulled in even as we speak.
希望不光是问问话而已 For more than questioning, I hope.
一定有人知道些内幕 Somebody know something.
如果我们都多出一份力 垃圾就会减少 If we all do it more, there'll be less waste overall lying around...
还没在电视上播吗 Is it still not on the telly?
一点消息也没有 一定是个恶作剧 Nothing. Must be a hoax.
或是消息封锁 Or a black-out.
爆炸新闻
有了 Heads up!
UKN现在为您报导最新焦点新闻 Some major breaking news now here on UKN.
几分钟前 In the last few minutes,
焦点新闻
博蒙特女公爵被绑架
官方已证实苏珊娜 it's been confirmed that Susannah,
公主遭到绑架
1988年生于 帕丁顿圣玛丽医院
在剑桥三一学院 攻读历史
即博蒙特女公爵 已遭到绑架 Duchess of Beaumont has been kidnapped.
以支持环保著称
有匿名人士上传了一段网络视频 A video uploaded anonymously to the internet
其内容为公主恳求免于一死 appears to depict the princess pleading for her life.
同时 视频中还提出极度荒唐的赎金要求 The video also contains a bizarre ransom demand
此要求涉及首相的个人行为 of a personal nature involving the Prime Minister,
以及一份对此实施行为 this is followed by a detailed list of instructions
具体要求的详细指导清单 relating to the enactment of this demand.
-在警方排查潜在嫌疑人的同时 -早上好 - As police round up potential suspects across the nation. - Morning.
UKN观众上传视频显示 武装部队 This UKN news viewer's video shows armed officers
突击了位于布拉德福德郡的一处住所 raiding an address in Bradford.
有人看到一名可能与宗教压力集团有关的男子 A man thought to be connected with a religious pressure group,
被拖向一辆停在路边的面包车 has been seen dragged to a waiting van.
更多详细内容... Details regarding...
要真是恐怖分子 肯定会把她头砍下来 If it's terrorists, they'll take her head off.
-有没有搞错啊老兄 -说说而已 - For fuck's sake, man! - Just saying.
他们肯定会勒索上百万之类的 They'll be asking for a million quid or something.
他们想让他跟猪做 They want him to do it with a pig.
《每日电讯》有全篇视频 Telegraph has the whole video
还有网上实时互动环节 但还算守规矩 and an interactive timeline. Tonally stark.
稍稍提及了勒索要求是一项"性指令" Brief mention of the ransom being "A sex act".
没用太恶心的词 Nothing too gross.
《太阳报》的标题是"被挟持" Sun runs with "Taken".
主要聚焦于苏珊娜 Big grab of Susannah...
我当然还想碰面喝一杯 Of course I still want that drink.
那就给我透点消息 Then give me something.
这不是... It's not...
这不可能 That on't be possible.
我喝了酒会很开放 心存感激时就更开放 I'm friendly when I drink. Very friendly when I'm grateful.
此时此刻 我们无可奉告 There's no comment at this time.
《卫报》开了一栏实时更新的博客 The Guardian are running a fucking live blog
还有一篇有关猪在历史上的象征意义的短文 and a short think piece on the historical symbolism of the pig.
现在时间只剩五个小时 Now only five hours away,
UKN的达蒙?布朗为您分析 UKN's Damon Brown analyses
群众对此场危机的反应 the public reaction to the crisis.
今天的事件可谓史无前例 It's a day like no other.
线上点击数
推特数据
绑架视屏观看人数已经超过了一千八百万 The kidnap video has been watched by over 18 million people.
社交网络一片繁忙 The social networking sites are a buzz
据估计 推特数超过了每分钟一万条 with an estimated 10,000 tweets per minute.
在等待唐宁街做出正式回应的同时 So while we wait for Downing Street to make a formal respond,
群众们也发表了自己的意见 there's no doubt that the nation is voicing its opinion.
我觉得任何人都不该 I don't think anyone should concede
你会看吗
发表你的观点
如果你就此妥协 那何时才算到头
在这种情况下被迫承受任何羞辱 to any sort of humiliation under that kind of threat.
他必须把一位女性的生命 置于个人名利之上
我绝对看不下去的 I couldn't bear to see that, to watch that.
还有人已经准备 好爆米花了吗
我个人是不会看的 想想都觉得可怕 I won't personnally be tuning in. Just thinking about it is horrible.
大家醒醒吧 这是在瞒天过海 先为首相博得同情 然后就去轰炸也门
太恶心了 想想就恶心 That's disgusting. It is disgusted to think about it.
是很恶心 但这之后他会成为英雄 It is disgusting but... after that, he's gonna be hero.
人们会把他当疯子看待 People will look at him like he's totally insane
这可能会让他下台 and maybe take his position away.
首相要上猪了哈哈哈
什么东西有六条腿还逗你笑 迈克尔·卡洛干猪
哼哼卡洛
我觉得太哼了个唧了
我的个神啊
其实要真能在电视上看到 肯定很搞笑 It would be actually hilarious to see that on TV.
这对首相们和国会议员来说算正常的 Nothing too abnormal for Prime Ministers and MPs.
他们都是变态 性变态 They're all deviants, sexual deviants,
所有首相和国会议员都这样 all MPs and Prime Ministers.
我们已经竭尽全力 但还是没有实质进展 We've been squeezing hard, but still nothing concrete.
这是我家 你无权... It's my house! You can't...
你站在我的走廊上 You are standing in my doorway
扶着我的门把手 you are touching my door handle!
能借一步说话吗 Could I have a word?
不会真发展到那一步的 It won't come to that.
要是他们找不到她怎么办 And if they don't find her?
军情五处已经查到一个名字了 MI5 have got a name.
他们正在包围那儿呢 They're surrounding the place now.
哪儿 Where?
-什么 -在什么地方 - What? - Where's the place?
特鲁罗 Truro.
-你为什么要撒谎 -什么 - Why are you lying? - What?
你在撒谎 You're lying!
特鲁罗 上帝啊 Truro? Jesus!
我不想让你担心 I don't want you worrying.
你从没保护过我 现在也不用 You've never patronised me. Don't start now.
不管这是谁 他只是个疯子 Whoever this is, is insane.
但公主在他手里 And has a princess.
我们会挺过来的 We'll get through this.
还不是随便哪个公主 那位公主 Not any princess... the princess.
Facebook之星公主 Princess bloody Facebook
保护环境的全英甜心 bloody eco-conscious national sweetheart.
我什么都不用做 I won't have to do anything.
我们已经沦为笑柄了 Everyone's laughing at us.
不要那么肯定 You don't know that.
我了解人性 I know people.
我们就喜欢看别人出丑 忍不住要幸灾乐祸 We love humiliation. We can't not laugh.
我不会做那种事的 Nothing is going to happen.
可别人已经开始想象了 It's already happening in their heads.
在他们脑海里 你正在做那种事呢 In their heads, that's what you're doing,
我的丈夫 在做那种事 what my husband is doing.
求你了 Please!
简 Jane.
我爱你 I love you.
什么事 What?
白金汉宫来电 阁下 Palace on the phone, sir.
让艾利克斯拖一会 Get Alex to stall them.
她已经和陛下通话十分钟了 She's already been speaking to her for ten minutes.
陛下 "Her"?
是女王本人的电话 It's the Queen herself.
去吧 Go on.
公主被绑架
博蒙特女公爵苏珊娜遭到绑架
随着最后期限下午四点越来越近 As the 4pm deadline draws nearer,
24小时 实况转播
绑匪要求
直播不得中断
一部摄像机 不间断拍摄
必须是活猪
必须完成交媾
全世界屏住呼吸 the world holds its breath,
注视着公主的命运 waiting to discover whether the princess
他们会用母猪吗 Would they use a female pig?
清单上写明了 It's on the list.
规则清单 规定镜头角度什么的 List of rules, specifies camera angles and things.
和道格玛95宣言差不多 Like Dogme 95.
和道格玛95宣言可差远了 It's not like Dogme 95.
就是一回事 Exactly that.
道格玛95宣言是什么 What's Dogme 95?
-电影运动 -拉斯?冯?提尔 - Cinematic movement. - Lars von Trier.
是给导演制定的规则 不使用背景音乐 That's the rules for the directors... no background music,
仅使用自然光等等 旨在保证真实性 only natural light, and so on, for authenticity.
这些规则也一样 这样他们就不能欺骗观众 Same as these rules, so they can't cheat us,
把别人的屁股剪接过来 into cut another guy's arse pumping away.
我根本想都想不到这种事 I can't think of anything remotely like this.
完全就是一种新型恐怖主义 Entirely a new form of terrorism...
肯定不是穆斯林所为 他们一定要用猪 It's not Islamist in nature to request a pig
-格外令人发指 -关键就在这 - is specifically abhorrent. - That's exactly the point!
和猪做爱 To make love to a pig!
做爱 Make love?
把他们从这些重口细节引开 Steer them away from the grisly details.
细节我们就不要详述了 Let's not dwell on any of the details.
这已经是全国上下都在讨论的热点 This is already a huge national talking point.
无论是谁策划的 Isn't this precisely
这不正是他所希望的吗 what whoever is behind this is looking for?
女王陛下怎么说 How's Her Majesty taking it?
我相信你会不惜一切代价把她救回来 "I trust you'll do everything in your power to get her back."
-这是她的原话 -我们会的 - That's what she said. - And we are.
她说的不是"你们" 是"你" 就是我 It wasn't a collective "You". It was a singular "You", ie me.
阁下 我们好像找到了些线索 Sir, we may have something.
杰米一直在追查视频的来源 Jamie's been tracing the video's origin.
不是无法追查吗 I thought it was untraceable.
技术上 是的 但是我想 从已知入手 Technically, yes, but, so I thought, "Work with what we do know"
那段视频在Youtube压缩之前是57.3兆 That video, OK, before Youtube compression it was 57.3 meg.
基于算法 Algorithm.
好吧 我们还知道视频于凌晨3点16分上传 All right, anyway, we also know it was uploaded at 3:16 AM.
我回溯了全国的连续单向上传 I ran a nationwide traceback on uninterrupted one-way uploads
条件设为大小57.3兆 完成时间3点16分 of precisely 57.3 meg in the minutes leading up to 3:16,
最接近的就是这个邮编了 and the closest I can get is a postcode.
就在这一片区域 It came from somewhere in there.
看起来像是一个校园 Looks like a campus.
是的 2010年关闭 Yeah. Closed 2010.
荒废至今 It's been empty since.
有最新的卫星图吗 Latest I-sat image on this area?
这是凌晨三点的卫星图 3 AM flyover shot from last night...
看起来是有一处灯光 Looks like it had lights on.
找到了 找到他了 We got him. We got him.
立刻召集当地警力 Alert the local team. We'll head out now.
全部出击 我亲自指挥 Full squad. I'll man it.
头盔带上摄像头 我们可以监控整个行动 With helmet-cam relay. We can watch the operation.
新闻处准备好 汤姆 Press office, OK, Tom?
太好了 Yes!
第二章 完
第三章
有信心了吗 Right. Confident?
太仓促了 但是处理一下应该没问题 It's a kick-bollock scramble, but with finessing it should be OK.
那就快点处理 演员马上就到 Finesse quickly. Our performer's on his way.
对我来说显然是个新的挑战 It's a new one for me, obviously.
一般情况下我不会 你懂的 I wouldn't normally... You know.
-你看过我的片吗 -没 - You seen any of my films? - No.
我比较传统 就只有进进出出 I'm pretty trad... bish, bash, bosh. In, out.
好吧 Yeah, well...
我在想 发票上应该怎么写呢 What do I put on the invoice? That's what I'm wondering.
不会开发票的 There won't be any invoicing.
-罗德 看这里 -嗨 - Oi-oi, Rod! - Oi-oi!
需要准备两份针对营救行动的声明 Need to prep two statements of the rescue operation.
一好一坏 Good outcome. Bad outcome.
营救行动 Rescue operation?
反恐小队已经前往白金汉郡的一个邮编地区 Goon squad's heading for postcode in Buckinghamshire.
HP84TD 一个学校之类的地方 HP84TD, a college or something.
应该已经到了 They should be there by now.
是的 我已经调低亮度了 Yeah, I've reduced the luminance...
卡莱特探员 这是弗林先生 Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn.
人称枪王罗德 AKA, Rod Senseless.
艺名 Stage name.
好吧 Yeah. Well...
你需要穿上这个 You need to get into this.
有更衣室吗 Is there a dressing room I can use?
没有 No.
我的联合主演呢 Where's my co-star?
不先给她一个吻就太无礼了 Be rude not to give her a kiss beforehand.
在外面的卡车里 Outside in the truck.
他还真是有情趣啊 是吧 Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?
你还需要把这个 套在头上 You also need to wear this... on your head.
门板被撬开了 他们就是从那进去的 Board's been prised away. That's where they got in.
好 Ok.
目标已确认 Target identified.
-长官 -谢谢 - Commissioner. - Thank you.
红队发现疑似入口 So, team red spot a possible entrance point.
有何指示 Any orders, boss?
继续侦查 等待下一步指令 Continue reconnaissance and await instructions, before you proceed.
离最后期限下午四点还有三个小时 With the 4pm deadline three hours away,
留给首相的时间所剩无几 time is running out for the Prime Minister...
他们攻进去了吗 They got in, yeah?
如果他们进去了 我还会在这儿吗 Do you think I'd be here if they had?
我们准备了两份声明 We've got statements for either outcome.
舆论对此充满同情 Listen, coverage is very sympathetic.
现在不是考虑舆论的时候 Can't think about coverage now!
是在我们这边吗 But it's on-side?
极度同情 Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
所有民调都显示出民众的理解 Every poll indicates public understanding,
对劫匪的憎恶 以及对整件事的愤怒 disgust with the captor, outrage at the whole thing,
而非针对你本人的 but not at you.
如果沃克的小队失败了 If Walker's team fuck up,
我是说万一他们失败了 I'm not saying they will, but if they do,
民众并不期望我们屈服 the public anticipates non-compliance.
总是会有一些人抗议 There'll be squawks from the usuals,
但那不是"全英民意" but it's not "England expects".
倘若她遇害 至少账不会算到你头上 If he kills her, there's no blood on your hands. Bottom line.
距最后期限仅剩几个小时 With hours to go before the deadline,
营救行动分秒必争 time is running out for the security services.
我们请到了演员莉迪亚 Joining us is actress Lydia...
还以为要播情报七处的消息呢 Thought this story was coming from IB7.
确实是 但我们略加遮掩 才能直接播出 Eh, it is. We trimmed the edges so it's coming direct.
那耀眼的波霸是哪来的 Where are those twinkle tits from?
演《唐顿庄园》的 她认识公主 Actress, Downton Abbey, knows the princess.
你的包裹 有人留在接待处 This came for you, left at reception.
谢谢 杰克 Thanks, Jack.
快递送来的 Courier dropped it off.
请观看
知道这玩意儿怎么用吗 Know how to plug this in?
上帝啊 Oh! Jesus Christ!
杰克 报警 把它拿走 拜托 Jack, call the police. Please take it!
先找人给它拍照 Get someone to shoot that first.
这他妈到底是啥玩意儿 What the fuck is this?
我说过了 不许作弊
I gave you rules. I said no cheating.
神枪罗德 省省吧
爆炸新闻
来看更多最新消息 Some more breaking news now,
最新消息
劫匪发布苏珊娜公主新视频
公主遭到绑架
在大学与未婚夫 奈特·华莱士迪恩相识
在网上宣布订婚之后 被称为首位 "玩Facebook" 的皇室成员
一截疑为苏珊娜公主的断指 and a severed finger, thought to belong to Princess Susannah,
被快递到UKN 同时还附上一段视频 has been delivered to UKN, along with a video
显然断指系由劫匪从公主手上砍下 apparently showing the kidnapper removing it from the princess.
UKN已将所有证物移送伦敦警察厅 UKN News has passed all material to Scotland Yard...
见鬼 Fucking hell!
天啊 我不敢看 他该按他们说的做 Oh, God! I can't watch this! He's got to do what they want.
是啊 非做不可 Yes, he fucking has!
...记忆棒中还有一段视频声明 ...a memory stick which contained a statement
指责唐宁街试图违反绑匪要求中定下的规则 accusing Downing Street of attempting to break the rules laid down in the demands.
就在最后期限四点之前的几小时 This grim development comes just hours
事情进展至如此残酷境地... before the 4PM deadline out...
天啊 Jesus!
如果我没记错 这个神秘劫匪一开始就 Unless I'm mistaken, our mystery man specified
特别要求不能在视频上动手脚 对吧 no visual trickery in his original demand, didn't he?
我认为有必要那么做 I considered it necessary...
认为有必要 Considered it necessary.
来分担 To divise...
去你妈的 Fucking hell!
-迈克 -闭嘴 - Mike...! - Don't!
这既不是 It's nor...
你敢再多说一句 我发誓我一定会 One word, I swear I will fucking...!
你做了什么 艾利克斯 What did you do, Alex?
我准备了后备计划 I had a back-up plan.
请个人来做 再找个特技公司 A man prepared to do it and an FX company
把你的头接到他身上 that would paint your head onto his shoulders.
你真觉得这行得通 You actually thought that would work?
我认为值得一试 I believed it worth considering.
那你真是个蠢女人 Then you're a stupid bitch.
我是真心为你考虑 With your interest at heart.
有谁知道这计划了 Who knew about this?
不多 但片场的某个白痴似乎认出了 A select few. It seems some idiot at the studio
我们指定的替身演员 把照片发到了推特 recognised our designated performer, tweeted a photo
然后网民们就明白了 and the online Hivemind did the maths.
形势不太乐观 It's not playing well.
哪儿的形势 With who?
都不乐观 With, er... anyone.
几个小时前 A few hours ago,
民意还在卡洛首相这边 public opinion was behind Prime Minister Callow,
只有28%的民众认为 with only 28% of the public believing
他应该满足绑匪非法离奇的要求 he should fulfil the bizarre and illegal request.
但随着这段影像的曝光 In the wake of these images,
UKN收到公主的断指 and with the delivery of the princess's severed finger to UKN,
民众情绪开始变化 the mood is shifting.
卡洛要染上猪艾滋了
哼哼卡洛
大家醒醒吧 这是在瞒天过海 先为首相博得同情 然后就去轰炸也门
简·卡洛未来几个月都能从她老公身上吸培根汁了
他干那事儿时最好别想着老婆 不然要崩溃的
确实屈辱 但无法与公主所受的折磨相比 It'll be humiliating, but nothing compared to her suffering.
断指的出现 With the appearance of finger...
使他别无选择 He's just got to do it.
没错 他必须做 Yes, he has to do it.
还有其他选择吗 What's the alternative?
我们可以换个首相 We can get another Prime Minister.
但我们不能没有公主 We can't live without a princess.
他当然得照办 Of course he should do it...
如果公主没救出来 他也没戏了 不是吗 If he doesn't get her released, he's finished, isn't he?
网络民调显示 86%的参与者 Online polls suggest that 86% of voters
认为应该满足绑匪的要求 now believe the demand should be met.
达蒙?布朗 UKN… Damon Brown, UK...
沃克的行动组什么时候开始突击 When are Walker's team hitting the college?
他们需要时间来… They need time to...
做他们该做的 别再拖了 Do what they were taught to! No more pissing around.
朱利安不同意这样 Julian's advising against...
我同意了 让他们现在就开始 就现在 And I'm advising for. They go in now. They go in now.
我要的讣告在哪里 Where's my obit VT?
如果我说我就在囚禁公主的地方 你信吗 What would you say if I said i was near where Susannah's being held?
信你个大头鬼 I'd say bullshit.
那你就错了 Then you'd be wrong.
你带了工作组吧 Have you got a crew with you?
我又不傻 I'm not stupid.
玛莱卡 Malaika?
喂 Hello?
能看到吗 Are you getting this?
能 悠着点 不要冒险 Yeah, we are. Stay Back. Don't put yourself in any danger.
还能看得到吗 Still getting this?
是的 玛莱卡 注意安全 Yeah, we are. Just stay safe, Malaika. Be careful!
如果这次行动失败 If this doesn't work...
我们就得… we need...
特警 趴下 趴到地上 Armed police! Lay down on the floor! Lay down on the floor!
前进 Move!
操 Fuck!
是个圈套 It's a decoy.
他们一定用了代理服务器连接到这里 They must have bounced the upload from here with a proxy.
他们可能在任何地方 抱歉 They could be anywhere. I'm sorry.
天啊 Jesus!
他们正看着她呢 They're looking right at her!
他们看不到的 隔着道玻璃 They can't see her. There is a screen here.
玛莱卡 小心不要让他们 Malaika, make sure they can't...
趴下 不许动 Stay down! Don't move!
快跑 玛莱卡 快 Run, Malaika! Run!
离开那儿 快点 Get out of there. Come on!
特警 不许动 Armed police! Stay where you are!
是他吗 抓住他了吗 Is it him? Have we got him?
杰克 他妈的杰克在哪儿 Jack! Where the fuck is Jack?
冲 冲 冲 Advance! Advance! Advance!
趴下 Get down!
UKN 好像叫玛莱卡 是UKN的 UKN. It's Malaika something or other. She's from UKN.
-你是记者 -是的 - You press? - Yes.
这是你的皇家电视学会奖 There goes your RTS Award.
肯定能找到点儿什么 There must be something.
那儿什么也没有 迈克 There's nothing there, Mike.
总能有点线索的 或者证据 There'll be a clue. Some evidence.
我们已经尽力了 We've done all we can.
你派了一队特警 救出了个模特 You sent in a strike team to rescue a mannequin.
抱歉 迈克 I'm sorry, Michael...
去你妈的 朱利安 Fuck off, Julian!
迈克 已经3点20分了 我们没时间了 Mike, it's 20 past three. We're out of time.
我们还有时间 We're not out of time!
我们还有时间 We're not out of time.
这不可能 It's not going to happen.
对民众来说 To the public
去他妈的民众 Fuck the public!
对民众来说 你会成为一个为了沽名钓誉 To the public, this would be one man, to be blunt, of questionable popularity
将个人的荣辱置于一个女孩的生命之上的人 putting personal embarrassment over the life of a young girl.
他们终究不会放过她的 说不定她早就死了 They will not release her anyway. She's probably already dead.
如果她活着 他会杀了她 然后上传视频 If she isn't, he'll kill her and upload the video.
所有人都会看到 全世界都会看到 Everyone will see it. The world will see it.
届时群情激愤 而你则会被毁掉 The mood will border on insurrection and you will be destroyed,
我敢向你保证 万劫不复 I guarantee you... utterly destroyed.
民调证实了她的观点 The polling bears that out.
你将不仅仅只是个蒙羞的政客 You won't just be a disgraced politician,
你个人也将会遗臭万年 you will be a despised individual.
民众 皇室以及党内都赞成妥协 The public, the Palace and the Party insist on compliance.
去他妈的破党 Fuck the Party!
如果你拒绝 据我所知 Refuse, and I've been advised
你的人身安全将无法得到保障 that we cannot guarantee your physical safety.
甚至会危及你的家人 Or that of your family.
可是 But...
我已就直播事宜做出部署 I've made arrangements for the broadcast.
-不 -很遗憾 迈克尔 由不得你 - I can't... - I'm sorry, Michael. It's out of your hands.
第三章 完
第四章
爆炸新闻
我们在伦敦市中心 为您现场直播 Let's take you live now to the scene in central London.
我们看到 首相的专车正穿越伦敦 As we see the Prime Minister's car travelling across London...
他打算做了 He's gonna do it.
这是什么世道啊 The world's bloody broken.
现在看来是往西 驶向岸边区演播室 ...and now appears to be heading west to Bankside Studios.
我们已经通过法令 We've ratified the law.
从明天凌晨开始 任何存储相关视频 After midnight, it'll be a criminal offence
或图像的行为都将被视为非法 to store any recording or still images of the event.
他们会在播放前告诫民众不要观看 They're doing an announcement beforehand to warn people of even watching,
会播放令人无法忍受的蜂鸣声 some sonic tone that causes nausea.
正当民意随着公主断指的送达 ...When public opinion has very much hardened,
而转向强硬之时 following the delivery of the princess's severed finger.
随着最后期限四点临近 举国上下凝神屏息 As the 4pm deadline approaches, the whole nation is at a stand still
关注这一重大事件的走向 watching this extraordinary situation play out.
不得不提的是 Just to remind you,
这次事件现在已经引起国际关注 this is now a story of global significance...
在这生死攸关的事件中 Michael Callow has displayed incredible bravery
迈克尔?卡洛展现了非凡的勇气 In what was literally a matter of life or death.
这是开篇 接下来我们可以... That's how it opens, and then I think we should move on t...
好吧 不说了 OK. Yeah.
都准备好了吗 Everything prepared?
是的 夫人 Yes, ma'am.
给它服镇静剂了 It's sedated?
打了针 很温驯 Injection. It's docile.
该进去了 It's time to go in now.
无前例可循 ...an unprecedented nature.
此为官方声明 This is an official announcement.
几分钟后 In a few minutes,
首相将在荧幕上做出不雅动作 the Prime Minister will perform an indecent act on your screens.
此举是应绑匪要求 ...kidnapper's demand in the hope
以确保苏珊娜公主被安全释放 that it will ensure the safe release of Princess Susannah.
从午夜开始 Recording or possessing
录制或持有该段视频将被视作违法 a copy of this broadcast will become illegal at midnight.
建议所有观众 All viewers are advised
立刻关闭电视 to turn off their televisions immediately.
直播将在下面的声音结束后开始 The broadcast will commence after the following tone.
我们得严格按照指示行事 We're complying with all the stipulated rules.
所以你不能停 So you'll have to keep going.
一定要坚持到底 You'll have to see it through to the end.
我们在你目力所及处放置了图像辅助 We've placed visual aids in your eyeline,
如果你遇到麻烦 which might help if you...
或许能起点儿作用 get into trouble.
心理学家给我们的建议是 The suggestion we're getting from psychologists
你一定不能心急 is that you should take as long as you need.
如果你仓促行事 会被误认为是渴望 If you rush, it might be misinterpreted as eagerness
甚至是享受此事 or even enjoyment.
只有一名必需的工作人员在里面 It's just a skeleton crew inside.
已经清场了 Closed set.
他来了 There he is!
我相信这将帮助 I trust this will bring about
苏珊娜公主安全归来 the safe return of Princess Susannah.
我... I...
我爱我妻子 I love my wife.
愿上帝宽恕我 May God forgive me.
不会吧 No!
上帝啊 倒霉蛋 Jesus! Poor bastard!
可都放了快一小时了 But it's been on for nearly an hour.
这是要载入史册的 It's history, this.
她回来了 夫人 我们找到苏珊娜了 She's back, ma'am. We've got her. Susannah.
他们把她放了吗 They released her?
在市中心迷迷糊糊地乱转 Stumbling about in the middle of the city.
被下了药 Sedated.
什么都不记得了 不过没受伤 She can't remember anything, but she's unharmed.
可她的手指呢 But her finger?
不是她的 DNA显示是男性 Not hers. DNA shows it's male.
什么 What?
还有一件事 夫人 There is one other thing, ma'am.
她曾于三点半出现在一段监控录像中 There's a CCTV grab of her from half three.
看来那事开始前三十分钟 他就放她走了 It seems he let her go 30 minutes before it happened.
为什么 Why?
我的想法 My guess...
他知道所有人都会在别的地方 he knew everyone would be elsewhere
盯着电视屏幕 watching screens.
所以这是个声明 So it's a statement.
夫人 什么 Ma'am?
这整件事就为了表明某种立场 That's what this was all about, about making a point.
我们要不要 Should we, er...?
报告里不要提这件事 Lose that page of the report.
不可外传 尤其是首相 No one sees it, especially the PM.
当然 Of course.
好消息 迈克 Good news, Michael.
你救了她 苏珊娜已经安全归来 You saved her. Susannah's alive and well.
UKN新闻
在惨遭羞辱折磨一年后 On the one-year anniversary of his humiliating ordeal,
迈克尔?卡洛显然已摆脱困扰 an apparently unconcerned
今天他由妻子简陪伴 Michael Callow put in a short performance
在公众面前短暂露面 at a public appearance today, accompanied by his wife Jane.
我来了 Here I go.
好了 OK.
去年那起事件的另一个中心人物 The other central figure in last year's events
昨晚也出现在镜头前 was also before the camera
出席少年英勇奖章颁奖礼 at last night's Children Of Valour Awards.
这是苏珊娜公主宣布怀孕后 Princess Susannah made her first public appearance
首次公开露面 since announcing her pregnancy.
去年的今天 It was one year ago today
前特纳奖得主 艺术家卡尔顿?布鲁姆 that the former Turner Prize-winning artist, Carlton Bloom,
犯险绑架公主 迫使首相 coerced the Prime Minister into committing an indecent act
布鲁姆的黑暗面 我们难辞其罪
特纳奖级绑匪
疯子布鲁姆
犯下不雅行径 with audacious kidnapping.
一周年到来之际 一位艺术评论家 As the anniversary arrived, one art critic has caused controversy
因将此事称作 by describing it as
"21世纪第一部伟大作品"而引发争议 "the first great artwork of the 21st century".
虽然文化评论家对此事的意义仍在争论中 While cultural commentators debate its significance,
但全球有十三亿人观看此事 there's no denying with a global audience of 1.3 billion,
因此不可否认 我们都牵扯其中 it was an event in which we all participated.
然而 首相并未被此事摧毁 However, the incident failed to destroy a Prime Minister,
相反 目前他的支持率 who currently holds an approval rating
比去年同期高了三个百分点 three points higher than this time last year.
UKN 达蒙?布朗为您报道 Damon Brown, UKN.
简 Jane.
简 别这样 Jane, please.